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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. He there, Johnny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news. Season two of Sane Gillis's Tires out on

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix today. If you haven't watched season one, start with

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<v Speaker 1>season one. The episodes go super fast, super bingeable. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like the NBA wants us to watch them tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>or they would have told the refs, Hey, refs, call

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<v Speaker 1>some fells against the pacers, will you? But nope, the

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<v Speaker 1>NBA wants to have pacers. Okay, see, I'm not watching

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be watching Tires bitter much. Sure. In season two

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<v Speaker 1>of Tires, after the unexpected success of their big marketing idea,

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<v Speaker 1>Will and Sheen rush to grow personally and professionally without

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<v Speaker 1>fully realizing the cost of doing business. Okay, Netflix announced

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of things and they shared a trailer

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<v Speaker 1>for Adam Sandler is Happy Gilmore IWO with Premiere's July

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifth on Netflix. I think we're about to see

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of press. Netflix had their Too Dumb presentation

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday, which did not go over well on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>People were saying that it sucked, but appearing at it,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler, Christopher MacDonald and Julie Bowen were introduced by

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<v Speaker 1>sports commentator rich Eisen. The trailer showed Sandler breaking in

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<v Speaker 1>another new Caddy, this time played by Bad Bunny. On

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<v Speaker 1>the stage, the kids who play Sandler's children in the

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<v Speaker 1>movie joked, is there anyone actually under sixty in this movie?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard somebody commenting that they just took the roles

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<v Speaker 1>played by Carl Weathers and Richard Keel just made the

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<v Speaker 1>characters the kids of the original because the original actors

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<v Speaker 1>have passed away and it's just like whatever, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>Sandler movie. Who cares go with the jokes. Other cameos

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<v Speaker 1>on stage and in the movie include John Lovetts, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>how'd they get him? Also in the movie famous actresses

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<v Speaker 1>nobody better to cast than Sadie Sandler and Sonny Sandler.

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<v Speaker 1>They must know somebody. Professional golfers John Day, Scottie Scheffler,

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<v Speaker 1>and Rory McElroy are in this one. Us Kelsey's in

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<v Speaker 1>it Market Qualley and other Nepple Baby, She's fantastic, but

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<v Speaker 1>still an apple baby. They're all in Happy Gilmore two,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Simdler till Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show that

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<v Speaker 1>Travis Kelcey is a nice guy. You guys would love

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<v Speaker 1>him in real life. What a big, handsome guy, funny

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<v Speaker 1>and cool as hell. He's a stud and he's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Gilmore too. July twenty fifth. It's more details about

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<v Speaker 1>the new version of Just for Laughs Montreal. Roy Wood

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<v Speaker 1>Junior and Mikey Day announced as the gala hosts. Roywood

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<v Speaker 1>on July twenty fifth, Mikey the next night. So new

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<v Speaker 1>shows announced Ralph Barbosa on the twenty fifth, Joe Jumbroski

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<v Speaker 1>in the twenty fourth, The Nasty Shows back two shows

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<v Speaker 1>July twentieth and twenty fourth. Just for the Laughs Culture

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<v Speaker 1>Show on the twentieth and twenty third, New Faces of

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy on the twenty fifth and twenty sixth. I might

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<v Speaker 1>have to get up there for the twenty fifth and

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<v Speaker 1>catch that one. I haven't been able to make friends

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<v Speaker 1>with the new press people because my former press contact

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<v Speaker 1>up there is now working with Bruce Hills, who used

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<v Speaker 1>to run Just for Laughs. She sent me a press

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<v Speaker 1>release and I'll read it. Paying attention JFL publicists, paying

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<v Speaker 1>attention to Hulu publicists. All right, let's see what we

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<v Speaker 1>got here. MRG Live and Bruce Hill's Entertainment announced Rick

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<v Speaker 1>Mercer's Stand Up for Canada Comedy Tour with twenty one

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<v Speaker 1>stops across Canada. Thank you for sending things over. I

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<v Speaker 1>will include your notes in the show if you actually

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<v Speaker 1>send them to me. John mulaney commented on this whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing about why isn't Mike Birbiglia more famous. Mulanie's take,

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<v Speaker 1>Birbiglia does want to be famous. I think everyone wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be famous, but he thinks Birbiglia is already famous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of relative the question of fame because he's

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<v Speaker 1>had successes that maybe some more household names haven't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know anyone with as much respect in the theater,

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<v Speaker 1>stand up, film, and TV world all at once. He

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<v Speaker 1>made deliberate choices about having a much more interesting career

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<v Speaker 1>than pursuing one of the agreed upon mainstream roots. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all fair. I was thinking about that verbig special. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like the media really liked it, the Bverbiglia special.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the media really likes Burbiglia. Verbiglia's PR

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<v Speaker 1>team definitely got him on a lot of big shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that had any impact in mainstream

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<v Speaker 1>American society. And I'm not sure. In you know, regular

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<v Speaker 1>folks like go down to the bar and go hey

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Burbiglia, Like go down to the bar and ask

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<v Speaker 1>your buddies like, hey, did you watch Mike Burbiglia and

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<v Speaker 1>see if they actually know who he is. I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not here to bash. I'm just I give my

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<v Speaker 1>take on how I see things, and I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>that special cut through Despite a lot of press last week,

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Smigel has got a new podcast called Humor Me

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<v Speaker 1>with Robert Smigel and Friends. On Humor Me, Robert Smigel

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<v Speaker 1>and his guests, who will be a line of professional

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<v Speaker 1>writers and comedians, will help listeners write all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>prepared remarks, from a speech to a toast, to a eulogy,

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<v Speaker 1>to a presentation or application essay or a thank you note.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just slamming someone online. His online announcement suggests things

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<v Speaker 1>like letter to a Congressman, letter of Santa, letter to

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<v Speaker 1>a longtime crush, or if you're Conan O'Brien and Oscar's monologue,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael says, we thought it'd be entertaining the showcase funny

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<v Speaker 1>people writing. So here's this no word on a release

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<v Speaker 1>date yet. This will be produced by Big Bunny Players,

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<v Speaker 1>which is Will Ferrell's podcast network and a partner of iHeartMedia,

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<v Speaker 1>so that'll get pushed pretty big. Speaking of Conan O'Brien,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that Hacks triggered PTSD symptoms for him as

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<v Speaker 1>he watched the fourth season. Conan told Hacks co creator

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<v Speaker 1>and writer Paul W Downs the show delves into late

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<v Speaker 1>night this year, which was fascinating for me because there

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<v Speaker 1>are things you cite in the show that I've lived through,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'll get a little bit of PTSD from

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<v Speaker 1>watching it. But it's also really funny and apt, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like getting notes here, this is what we heard about you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in the early days of my late night show research

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<v Speaker 1>and what are people saying and what do we need

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<v Speaker 1>to adjust? Let me chime in there. I was really

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<v Speaker 1>into HBO's Entourage and had to stop watching it because

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<v Speaker 1>it was at a point in my life where I

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<v Speaker 1>was working closely with the Foxhole Jamie Fox's comedy channel

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<v Speaker 1>and doing la things that you know, Jenny Mack from

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<v Speaker 1>Queen's normally would be doing and never felt quite comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I'd watch Entourage and they were doing the

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<v Speaker 1>same kind of things like going to parties on yachts

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that, and I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>too close to where I can't and I had to

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<v Speaker 1>just stop watching it. I really liked the show, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was just giving me kind of the same feeling

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<v Speaker 1>Conan was getting, Like, I just this is making me excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Even talk about it now, fifteen years later, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go there. Remember being at a super Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>party one night and the Big Boss was mad at me,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was there to make sure that the broadcast

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<v Speaker 1>aspect of Live from Jimmie Fox's super Bowl party went well. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me, Oh poor you. You were Jimmy Fox's super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl party. Yes, but everybody else was partying and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to stay in manager mode. And I remember a

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<v Speaker 1>nice young lady who thought I wasn't having enough fun

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<v Speaker 1>and she was encouraging me to have more fun, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just I felt like such a loser. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm married, so I'm not going to do

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<v Speaker 1>remember being like, yeah, I got to just stand here

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<v Speaker 1>and look like a suit. It sucked. Conan said, it

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<v Speaker 1>was all stuff that just felt impossible. So I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of reliving it a little bit through your show. But

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are doing a very good job of hitting

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of the nerves, which means you're getting it right.

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<v Speaker 1>Conan brought up a scene from the show where late

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<v Speaker 1>night hosts are arguing over a celebrity guest appearance. Debora

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<v Speaker 1>Vance is trying to get Kristen Bell on her show.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel confronts her and says, you don't get Kristen

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<v Speaker 1>Bell because she always says my show. I sort of

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<v Speaker 1>got possession of having her after conanbur died. Conan thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was funny that in that universe that Conan died.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I loved about it is no one questions it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like since Conan died. It's just like I

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<v Speaker 1>get her after Conan died. It's just understood. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>laughing because no one questions it. That is funny. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you see, now I should head for a break there,

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't end on a down inflection. Remember I

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<v Speaker 1>lectured everybody about this yesterday. So I'm going to do

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<v Speaker 1>one more story in the A block so that I

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<v Speaker 1>can properly throw things to break like you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>In Canada, they're making a Canadian spin off of the

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<v Speaker 1>Prices right now, You're like why, I don't know either.

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<v Speaker 1>Are Canadians like yeah? You know that True Carry version

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<v Speaker 1>is way too American for us. We have a Canadian

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<v Speaker 1>hosting America's got talent. We don't get upset. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>should do something about that. What is Trump doing about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is a Canadian hosting America's got talent? Why doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>Drew Carry host America's got talent? A good at old

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<v Speaker 1>fashioned American marine. Let's get that campaign going. Send your

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<v Speaker 1>letters to me. I guess I opened that cat of

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<v Speaker 1>corn there. I'm just shucking a joke. Relax, it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>How we Mendelican host America's Got Talent because he's also

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<v Speaker 1>hosting the Canadian The Price is Right? This one has

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<v Speaker 1>a working title of The Price Is Right Tonight. See

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<v Speaker 1>it's totally different. HOWI Mandela, a press release said, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been a fan of the Prices right my entire life,

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<v Speaker 1>so stepping into this PS iconic role is an absolute thrill.

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<v Speaker 1>The Price Is Right Tonight will bring a fresh, high

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<v Speaker 1>energy twist to everything people love about the original Big Games,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of laughs and fun surprises. I can't wait to say,

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<v Speaker 1>come on down to a whole new generation of Canadian

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<v Speaker 1>fans and remember everybody heading into a break and on

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<v Speaker 1>a down inflection. All right, well, the stupid NBA wants

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<v Speaker 1>us to watch PACER's OKC. We're not doing that. Call

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<v Speaker 1>some fowls, refs, what are you doing? You know the

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<v Speaker 1>right ping pong ball comes out of the thing every

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<v Speaker 1>year during the NBA draft. You know that seems to

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<v Speaker 1>magically work out for wherever the hot rookie should go.

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<v Speaker 1>Somehow that works out. Nobody can call some fowls against

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<v Speaker 1>the Pacers. What are you doing? You left a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money on the table. No one's watching Pacers OKC.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry from Celtics Wire, you're home for comedy news. Former

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<v Speaker 1>Celtics Ford Blake Griffin said some NBA players are pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Jamal Crawford is hilarious. I think one of the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>guys is Jeff Tigue. He's hilarious. I could listen to

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<v Speaker 1>him tell stories all day. As for Blake's own comedic influences,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, when I was younger, jud Apatow comedies were

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<v Speaker 1>right in my wheelhouse. I was in high school when

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<v Speaker 1>those were coming out. I love Seth Rogan. I love

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<v Speaker 1>Dana McBride. I'll watch Danny McBride planning character. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's awesome. You have Shane Gillis, his stand up is

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<v Speaker 1>phenomenal or mind Blake Griffin Tire season two out today.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how guys are just starting to get funding

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<v Speaker 1>and shooting shows and selling it because they can make

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what they want and they don't have to adhere

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<v Speaker 1>to a bunch of notes. Those are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>people who are doing the best in comedy right now.

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<v Speaker 1>An interesting story, it's behind him paywall. I've tried every

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<v Speaker 1>trick to try and read this story. The headline from

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<v Speaker 1>the Philadelphia Inquirer, and I'll just tell you all I

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<v Speaker 1>laughing matter. According to a new class action lawsuit against

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<v Speaker 1>Helium Comedy Club. The lawsuit requests damages for Helium Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Club customers in Pennsylvania, Indiana, and Missouri over the inclusion

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<v Speaker 1>out more about this lawsuit. I can't find anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>just find the headline interesting. I'll try and keep an

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<v Speaker 1>eye on that. Seth Myers told a crowd in Austin

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<v Speaker 1>stop doing Late Night. I found from the very beginning

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<v Speaker 1>focus on the day you're doing the show. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>version of me getting ahead of what twenty twenty eight

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<v Speaker 1>to right now, Seth's ratings should sort of more or

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<v Speaker 1>less double right once Taylor Thompson shows go away and

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<v Speaker 1>twelve thirty seven to himself, you know, maybe go up

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<v Speaker 1>one point five x. That should make the show more

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<v Speaker 1>profitable for NBC and keep Seth away. You know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been fascinated by Late Night with Seth Myers. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it has zero impact on the universe. It just exists,

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<v Speaker 1>Seth said. It's an industry that's constantly facing challenges, But

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<v Speaker 1>to host Late Night through twenty twenty eight, which is

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<v Speaker 1>an eternity in current television. Who knows what TV will

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<v Speaker 1>look like in three years? Here is a terrifying fact.

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<v Speaker 1>On July nineteenth, Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast, put

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<v Speaker 1>on your seatbelt before I tell you this next sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>On July nineteenth of this year, Seth Myers will pass

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<v Speaker 1>David Letterman for second longest tenure as host of the

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<v Speaker 1>Late Night franchise. Seth would have to hang out until

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<v Speaker 1>August twenty twenty nine to break Conan O'Brien's record for

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<v Speaker 1>longest tenure of the Late Night franchise, and in fourth place,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Fallon. Josh Gonoman announced his latest hour of material,

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<v Speaker 1>Positive Reinforcement, will premiere on the Blonde Medicine YouTube channel

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<v Speaker 1>on June twenty seventh, and in album for Him on

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<v Speaker 1>July eleventh. Now what I like here is let me

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<v Speaker 1>read it back to you. Joshleman has announced that his

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<v Speaker 1>latest hour of material, somebody has found a way to

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<v Speaker 1>not use the word special. I like it. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>but here in the second paragraph in the special in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>I could edit that out, but I'm not going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonoman details his attempts to adapt to changing times despite

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<v Speaker 1>being born in the previous century. I Feel You. He

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<v Speaker 1>covers topics arranging from novelty big goods to proper pronoun

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<v Speaker 1>usage and creative retirement planning, all while wearing a very

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<v Speaker 1>nice sweater and a clean pair of sneakers because he

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<v Speaker 1>knew there would be cameras there. Josh Gonoman Positive Reinforcement

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<v Speaker 1>Blonde Medicine YouTube channel. June twenty seventh. If you are

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago, today is the Kids Above All's annual Stand

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<v Speaker 1>Up for Kids comedy Night. Seventy five dollars. Tickets include beer, wine,

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<v Speaker 1>and appetizers he can get Raffle tiktets. All Proceeds benefit

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<v Speaker 1>the children and families in the Kids Above All programs.

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<v Speaker 1>Comedians include Patty Vasquez, Chris Bourns, Kimberly, KB Marion, and

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Farivar. Proceeds benefit the young people in families and

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<v Speaker 1>Kids Above All programs supporting early childhood learning, safe housing,

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<v Speaker 1>and counseling services for youth who have experienced trauma in

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<v Speaker 1>the city of Chicago and the surrounding suburbs. Today eight

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<v Speaker 1>pm at the Den Theater on Milwaukee Avenue and That

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<v Speaker 1>is your comedy news for today. I'll see tomorrow