WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:04.240 We are watching you. It was damn near an eighty song. 2 00:00:05.639 --> 00:00:11.519 We are watching you. We are onto you, secret Ross's 3 00:00:12.039 --> 00:00:16.280 computer program thief, We're onto you. We're seeing what's happening. 4 00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:21.039 Somebody is stealing applications and programs off Ross's three computers. 5 00:00:21.280 --> 00:00:25.160 Dude, it makes no sense none. I'm recording a commercial today, 6 00:00:25.359 --> 00:00:28.039 got up early to record these spots, right, and I'm 7 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:29.320 in here recording them. 8 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:32.880 They're fine, I said, I send them our spots in 9 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:36.439 the morning's pretty good. Yeah, send them off to the rep. Good. 10 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:38.600 And then I go back to, uh, you know, record 11 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:43.719 some more commercials. The program is just gone close. No, 12 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:48.759 it's close close, it's off the desktop. It's gone. I'm 13 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:51.280 like restarting my computer. This is like like a thirty 14 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:52.679 forty minute word deal this morning. 15 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:54.880 It's not easy to have to reboot the whole system. 16 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.600 The printers, printers aren't working. They're just not like you 17 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:01.920 can't print anything. Now that's not gonna happen because we 18 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:03.600 print the prep packet in the morning. 19 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:05.920 That was another thirty forty minutes. Then I go over. 20 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:07.120 I'm like, you know, I'm gonna go over on this 21 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:08.239 computer here to my right. 22 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:12.120 Oh okay, soh the call screener is yeah, yeah, call Skien, 23 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:14.640 which but it only does that, that's its only thing. 24 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:16.920 The call s Grinner's been on the desktop for what 25 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:23.560 thirteen years? Gone, like it, like it, like it never existed. Okay, 26 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:25.760 I think we have a contractor ghost. 27 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:28.840 It's so weird because there's nothing to be gained from 28 00:01:28.879 --> 00:01:30.359 any of the things you just said. 29 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:31.920 Because we're doing all the construction dow the hallway, like 30 00:01:31.959 --> 00:01:34.359 half the building is gone. I think we have a 31 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:35.680 contractor ghost. 32 00:01:36.959 --> 00:01:40.959 Yeah, yeah, they're there. They're u or they're basically kind 33 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:43.640 of revamp and all of our all of our stuff. 34 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:45.319 If somebody would cut a wire they weren't supposed to 35 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:47.959 cut or something, or maybe they. 36 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:50.239 Like mcgruber, maybe they're just in there. I saw a 37 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:52.200 timer going out. We had a lot of timers because 38 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:56.239 you know, things are timed in radio. So yeah, if 39 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:58.400 you've never worked in a radio station before, here you are. 40 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:01.319 You got You ever open a a ceiling panel and 41 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:04.120 a radio station. You've never seen so many wires in 42 00:02:04.159 --> 00:02:07.879 your life. It's crazy. In fact, we don't do it 43 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:12.039 in the Raleigh of Greensboro stations, but in Minneapolis they 44 00:02:12.039 --> 00:02:14.680 had this real futuristic look where everything was open, so 45 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:17.199 you like see the beams of the building and then 46 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:23.599 they just had these huge like metal luges runways if 47 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:27.560 you will, and it's just nothing but conduit and audio everything. 48 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:30.400 That's why when I came in on Monday, and yeah, 49 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:32.639 the signs are there, Hey, you know, please don't mind 50 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:34.479 our we were doing all this construction mess. 51 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:34.759 Yeah. 52 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:36.680 Yeah, and there's a big you know, the plastic give 53 00:02:36.759 --> 00:02:38.520 to walk through in the big sign here that says 54 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:41.840 please you wear a hard hat or glasses that become 55 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:42.599 in this area. 56 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:44.520 It's like those of you at home. It's like if 57 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:46.360 you ever saw a flight to the Navigator when they 58 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:50.879 first walk into the hangar. It's like that, except there's 59 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.759 no spaceship to ride around in on the other end. 60 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:56.360 And I had to go in just because I wanted 61 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:58.000 to see all the stuff that was open in the 62 00:02:58.039 --> 00:02:59.479 ceiling because it's so nuts. 63 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:04.080 Yeah, but now they're stealing programs. I don't know what's 64 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:06.159 going on. It's just one of those kinds of mornings, 65 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.159 one of those kinds of mornings. But we'll truck on. 66 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.919 We'll do what we do because that is what we do. 67 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:16.120 And on today's doing of the things that we do 68 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:19.879 a few things. One eight oh five, we will talk 69 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:23.879 to the new state auditor, not the old one she left, Nope, 70 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:27.759 not the interim one that's gone, Nope. We will talk 71 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:31.919 to mister Bullock and see how many cars he's been 72 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:36.120 able to jump in gravedigger since assuming office. I'm assuming 73 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:39.439 that's what they do over there, right, these monster truck cars. 74 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:41.680 I didn't know what they did until last year, So 75 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:44.080 I'll be curious to find out more. Or maybe he's 76 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:47.240 doing some other stuff. We'll find out. That'll be an 77 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:51.120 eight oh five coming up on the show. That was 78 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:53.439 really weird because they reached out and they're like, hey, 79 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:56.199 which is not uncommon when new people get in office. 80 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:58.080 They reach out to the from media outlets and hey, 81 00:03:58.360 --> 00:04:00.360 I'd be available if you guys want to chat. And 82 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.960 generally we got somebody new coming into office, well we'll 83 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:05.879 do a little sit down on a state wide office 84 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:08.599 like that, especially with so many concerns out there. And 85 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:10.280 so they send an email and they're like, hey, yeah, 86 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:11.719 we love to talk to you, and I'm like, yeah, no, 87 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:13.400 we got time Wednesday and I sent it over to 88 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:17.040 Ross and and then what do they ask? What do 89 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:17.360 they ask? 90 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:18.160 Yeah? 91 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:19.879 Every time, they're like, hey, we'd like to do an interview. 92 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:21.480 We're like, yeah, no problem, cool, so can you do 93 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:23.319 like eight oh five on Wednesday, They're like, yeah, so 94 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:24.199 what do you want to talk about? 95 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:30.639 But you you email, you called me, You called me. Man, 96 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.399 it's like somebody calling your house going hey, hey, and 97 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:37.720 then just pausing, right life, figure out way you called. 98 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:39.240 They're like no, no, no, no, what do you want to 99 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:39.680 talk you want? 100 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:41.480 And I'm like, still, I think you think we'll talk 101 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:43.079 about like trying to figure out how to pen this 102 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:45.160 to them, Like right, I'm like, uh, you want to 103 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:48.040 talk about the activities. 104 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:51.920 At the auditing office. I guess. But the problem is 105 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:55.199 here's old me and I'm I'm battling it. Old me 106 00:04:55.360 --> 00:05:00.759 would have not responded, and then old be would have 107 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.720 made an this is how petty I used to be 108 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:07.360 and still sometimes am, And then I would have done 109 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:10.959 a massive amount of research to figure out the things 110 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:15.519 the individual least wants to talk about, not even from 111 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:18.399 a like a scandal set. Yeah. No, I mean like 112 00:05:18.519 --> 00:05:21.480 if they have an irrational fear of squirrels or something. 113 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:23.639 Right week, what do you think of the state the 114 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:26.480 man will be in a squirrel tell me more. 115 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:30.120 That's a lot of work though, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, 116 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.560 So they bring me back and I was before I 117 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:34.560 even texted you back or I was like, you know what, 118 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:36.759 I'm gonna ignore this for like five hours and I'll 119 00:05:36.759 --> 00:05:37.920 get back to them in like five. 120 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:42.560 You got to cure it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, 121 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:45.439 so we'll see what I came up with. Okay, I'll 122 00:05:45.480 --> 00:05:47.959 be at eight oh five. Stick around for that. I 123 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.160 need to go on the record here though, real quick. 124 00:05:50.519 --> 00:05:56.480 I could to kick things off. We are a week 125 00:05:56.519 --> 00:06:00.480 in a day. We are single digits to this new 126 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:04.240 year of us of ours. Maybe we make it. Maybe 127 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:08.079 even asteroid hits us later. I don't know the the 128 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:12.920 amount of grande os. It's an alien invasion conspiracy theories 129 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:15.519 that are currently blossoming online right now where they just 130 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:18.560 pack everything, you know what it is. It's like the 131 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:21.680 it's like the alien is everything theory. Do you guys 132 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:21.920 know this? 133 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:23.360 All? 134 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:23.560 Right? 135 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:28.600 So there is there is a a stream of conspiracy theory. 136 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.759 I guess I don't know a channel if you will, 137 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:36.319 where all the all the weirdness like ghosts right, oh 138 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:41.199 it's not ghost right, or demons, all of those things, 139 00:06:41.279 --> 00:06:45.480 the big foots, of the World, the the Exorcisms, the 140 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:51.920 it's all aliens, man, and it's all like interdimensional is 141 00:06:52.519 --> 00:06:56.040 a serious it's all interdimensional, including aliens. I I screwed 142 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:58.680 that up because there's two versions of it. But basically 143 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.720 it's like it's like you versus colliding. So you see 144 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:05.480 like specters from another universe and it all and so 145 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:08.800 it all fits under one nice, neat little thing. 146 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:11.759 So there's a theory that's been going around about like 147 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:14.519 Bigfoot and like these supernatural creatures that you've heard for 148 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:17.560 a while, right because and even UFOs you've been like, oh, 149 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:19.680 they're they're from a different dimension and they're sort of 150 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:22.639 blending into our our dimension. And then that's why you 151 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:25.240 can't ever find Bigfoot, because he goes back to his dimension. 152 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:28.079 But there's a there's a theory maybe you've heard this 153 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:31.879 that the reason that happens typically at night is because 154 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:36.879 it all has to do with the sort of like no, 155 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.360 like the fear you're feeling, like when you when you 156 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:42.319 don't feel exactly comfortable, you're like fearful. It takes you 157 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:44.199 out of your zone and it makes you like it 158 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:45.680 blends dimensions. 159 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:48.399 You know, there's a lot of movie tropes like that. 160 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:49.959 Which is why it tends to happen at night, because 161 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:53.199 at night, right it's dark, it's scary. You go back 162 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:55.199 to like the primal thing. You don't know what's out there. 163 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:57.480 You know to make fire to survive, So it's like 164 00:07:57.519 --> 00:08:00.360 you tend to be a little bit uneasy, more uneasy night. 165 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:03.360 I will tell you the weirdest stuff I've seen in 166 00:08:03.399 --> 00:08:09.120 my life, the most unexplainable stuff. Pitch Blackout, Pitch black, 167 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:12.639 you go, Looney Tunes. Sitting at the top of a 168 00:08:12.680 --> 00:08:17.519 mountain in early October. It's elk season. It's three thirty 169 00:08:17.519 --> 00:08:20.399 in the morning. You're at nine thousand feet. It's early 170 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:22.800 in the season, so that snow hasn't pushed them down yet, 171 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:25.879 and you have when you're at that altitude and you 172 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:28.399 have a clear sky. You've never seen a clear sky 173 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:31.519 until you've seen a clear sky at altitude and you 174 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:35.679 see everything moving, shooting stars, everything. It's just crazy because 175 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:37.360 you're just sitting there for two hours waiting for the 176 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:38.960 light to come up to see if an elk was 177 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:41.600 dumb enough to stand within a couple hundred yards you. 178 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:47.039 That's all at night and scary during the day. So 179 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:50.399 my point is this. Maybe it's all done, maybe this 180 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:53.600 won't be a problem. But if it's not, and we're 181 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:57.159 going to do this thing, all three hundred and well, 182 00:08:57.159 --> 00:08:59.080 I guess it's the normal year. This year, all three 183 00:08:59.120 --> 00:09:04.200 hundred and sixty five. I am at my peak capacity 184 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:10.120 of comedians doing podcasts, going what happened? Well, I was 185 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:12.559 just making Trump jokes. You all thought I was making 186 00:09:12.600 --> 00:09:15.000 fun of you, But I love you and I would 187 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:18.279 never do that thing. I'm done with him. Yeah, dude, 188 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:21.320 they're full of crap. I'm so done with this already. 189 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:23.840 Jim Gaffigan is the one who's probably getting the most 190 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:27.039 pub now, but Jack Black was doing this too, And. 191 00:09:27.080 --> 00:09:30.120 Jim Gaffigan's been dead to me for a while. It's 192 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:32.679 because he never got political. It was one of those 193 00:09:32.679 --> 00:09:33.879 things where I remember Glenn Beck. 194 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:36.399 Tow's pocket guy, right, Yeah. 195 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:38.399 Glenn Beck talking about it, like Glenn Beck liked him 196 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:40.039 because he had no idea what his politics was. And 197 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:41.840 then it was like what two or three years ago, 198 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:45.960 you log onto Twitter at the Times and he's like 199 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:48.960 turning into Patton Oswald and he's having a complete meltdown 200 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:51.440 and calling like half the country like special needs and 201 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:52.320 like drop you know. 202 00:09:53.440 --> 00:09:57.440 Gaffigan called literally half the country a bunch of differences. Yeah, 203 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.039 I'm not even gonna repeat what he said, so to 204 00:09:59.639 --> 00:10:04.200 say it's just making Trump jokes. No, no, you weren't. 205 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:08.360 And Jack Black, I don't believe because here's what I 206 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:12.720 battle with. Do people do we need to be able 207 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:16.879 to I've been wrong? Right? Uh? Police body cameras is 208 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:19.559 the big example I use. I was stopped because you 209 00:10:19.559 --> 00:10:24.399 know what I thought. I thought it was unfairly burdening, 210 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:32.519 unfairly burdening law enforcement officers in kind of opposition to 211 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:35.799 the innocent, util proven guilty side of things, right, or 212 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:38.039 you're just making that assumption. And then I talked to 213 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:40.279 a lot of law enforcement officers like, no, man, we 214 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:42.399 want them. This is the best thing that happens. A 215 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:45.639 lot of the officers were buying them before. We need 216 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:48.320 to make sure the legal process is there so people 217 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:50.840 can't just scoop out five seconds. We have no recourse. 218 00:10:51.519 --> 00:10:53.480 And I was willing to. I was willing to say, 219 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:55.600 you know what, you know what, you guys are making 220 00:10:55.639 --> 00:11:01.279 a lot of sense and change my position. Not because 221 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:05.399 it made my tour come back, okay, but because I 222 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:08.000 honestly and I think there needs to be room out there, 223 00:11:08.039 --> 00:11:10.919 So I battle with it. When I look at Jim Gaffigan, who, 224 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.399 much like Ross, was pointing out like I didn't know 225 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:15.840 anything about his politics until Trump came around. He was 226 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:19.399 the hot pocket guy. Just he was on the goofy 227 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:22.039 your end of comedians. He was a comedian too. You 228 00:11:22.039 --> 00:11:27.120 could probably play in front of your kids, which you know, 229 00:11:27.399 --> 00:11:30.039 some comedians you can, some you can't. Gaff again, you 230 00:11:30.039 --> 00:11:31.639 can do that whole bit in front of your kids 231 00:11:31.679 --> 00:11:37.240 probably laugh their butts off. So I don't. The problem 232 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:41.440 is I don't believe you. I don't believe that Jack Ross. 233 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:44.039 Do you believe Jack back Black's motivation is because he 234 00:11:44.080 --> 00:11:46.200 had to come to Jesus moment and thought that maybe 235 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:47.279 some of his fans were set. 236 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:49.399 No, it's again, it wasn't Jack Black that said the 237 00:11:49.399 --> 00:11:50.919 thing on stage ready, it was the other guy. 238 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:54.960 Was Kyle Gash, his partner. But Jack Black responded without 239 00:11:55.399 --> 00:11:56.720 saying anything negative. 240 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.519 You know what happened to as you were on stage, 241 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:00.759 one of you said something really still right, and then 242 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:01.399 you're which. 243 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:04.200 By the way, you know he's probably said a lot 244 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:05.759 worse in the green room. 245 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.360 Right, if you're saying that on stage with your bandmate 246 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:12.120 or whatever, or your co host or whatever you're doing. Yeah, 247 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:16.120 you've had those conversations before, so you slipped it out. However, 248 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:19.240 when you did that, you weren't you know, it's a 249 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:21.440 different environment than it was even two years ago. Like 250 00:12:21.480 --> 00:12:23.679 that pendulum from the left of the right has swung right. 251 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:26.720 We're sort of like going in an anti woke direction 252 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:30.799 out thank god. So you make this like assassination joke. 253 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:32.480 What do you say, like, hopefully the guy won't miss 254 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:33.000 next time? 255 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:35.720 Yeah, immediately time they won't miss. 256 00:12:36.080 --> 00:12:38.519 Instead of people laughing and patting you in the back, 257 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:41.519 they cancel your entire tour. Now you're feeling it in 258 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:43.840 your wallet and you're like, oh well, now I'm feeling remorseful. 259 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:46.279 Yeah. I think Black just had a movie come out, 260 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:48.120 didn't He wasn't he one of the big Christmas movies 261 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:50.039 that one of the story that was awful. It's horrible. 262 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:51.679 Oh yeah, that's right. 263 00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:53.960 We talked about it about the boy who writes the Santa, 264 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:57.159 but he accidentally writes the Satan and he plays he 265 00:12:57.240 --> 00:13:00.120 plays Satan. We watched it for like an hour or. 266 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:01.399 Like we keep by the way, it could be a 267 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:03.840 hilarious premise if it was done in the night. 268 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:05.559 To be fair, he was good in the movie. It 269 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:09.519 was everybody else was awful. Uh well, but yeah, you're right. 270 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:11.879 I don't believe you were talking about Mark Zuckerberg yesterday 271 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:15.480 and like his his apparent transition, and I believe Mark 272 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:18.399 Zuckerberg because you can see those pivot points along the way, 273 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:21.720 right he said after Trump was shot at and survived 274 00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:23.320 the assassination. 275 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:25.480 He's the photo. Yeah, he said that was the. 276 00:13:25.399 --> 00:13:27.159 Most one of the most badass things you ever seen. 277 00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:29.720 And you know you can you can find these pivot 278 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:31.519 points along the way when it comes to these like 279 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:33.240 John Cryer or Jim Gaffigan. 280 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:36.679 Don't believe John cry There's no hope for that dude. 281 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:39.120 If you saw any of his little Bill Mark clips 282 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:41.639 from the interview the other day, Bill mars like treating 283 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:44.360 him like a toddler who got hit in the head 284 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:45.559 with a rock at birth. 285 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:48.600 And it's not the differing in opinions. I can handle 286 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:53.480 a differing opinion. It's a matter of the incredible arrogance 287 00:13:53.519 --> 00:13:57.000 they they're so confident, but they're so wrong simultaneously that 288 00:13:57.039 --> 00:13:57.759 it's off putting. 289 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:01.039 And you're wrong about stuff. You want to be wrong 290 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:06.080 about the moon landing, I'll find you amusing, right, Hey, 291 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:07.960 I want to hear what you have to say, and 292 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:10.360 there will be no hostility if if you don't want 293 00:14:10.360 --> 00:14:13.320 to make it hostile, I won't make it hostile with 294 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.559 John Cryer, you're sitting there with with Bill Maher, who 295 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:22.039 is again, there isn't a conservative bone in Bill Maher's 296 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:25.799 body in anything that I've ever heard him expouse, with 297 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:30.759 maybe the exception of being a lot more forward thinking 298 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:34.639 on what you know, all this Caliphate stuff does, right, 299 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:38.120 and uh yeah, these people are trying to murder us 300 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:40.080 and it's not cool, right, And you're like, hey, what 301 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:42.120 if what if y'all come live with us, will you 302 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:44.720 not want to murder us? Then? Whoopsie, you still want 303 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:50.600 to murder us some of you. Yeah. Yeah. So when 304 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:54.360 when mar Like gave up trying to convince Crier of 305 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:56.840 just really basic things, that was all the clips I 306 00:14:56.840 --> 00:15:02.919 could watch. But dude, man, the Jim Gaffigan stuff I got, 307 00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:05.840 I just I have no energy for it. I don't 308 00:15:05.919 --> 00:15:07.200 and I hate it. 309 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:09.440 It's sad because he showed up on Netflix or whatever 310 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:11.519 it was, and you know mine, he check out the 311 00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:13.559 New Jim Gaffigan Special, and if it was like two 312 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:15.240 three years ago, been like, yeah, well check that out, 313 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:18.000 watching it around my kid, it'll be fine, And I'm like, nope, 314 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:18.679 no interest. 315 00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:22.200 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, they're not gonna 316 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:25.600 go away, but yeah, how do you determine that somebody 317 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:30.120 really has figured it out? See? I got people email 318 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:33.080 me Zucherberg's nothing but a weasel slithering out it. Maybe 319 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:36.600 I don't know if I'm convinced one way or the other, 320 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:40.000 and I don't know how to deal with it. But 321 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:42.679 again I don't. I if people i'd make fun of 322 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:44.559 Roy Cooper, who, by the way, he sent me like 323 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:48.480 ten emails asking for money yesterday, because again I sign 324 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:51.559 up for all this stuff, or Josh Stein pretending like 325 00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:53.879 he just figured out something happened to Western North Carolina's 326 00:15:53.879 --> 00:15:57.480 gonna take credit for doing something about it. Wait, I can. 327 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:03.519 I can criticize Cooper and short round there. But if 328 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:06.120 at any point during all that FEMA stuff, if they 329 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:07.519 had come out and be like, what the hell's going 330 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:09.799 on with these houses? Why are they sitting at the airport? 331 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:12.559 What are we doing here? I wouldn't I wouldn't have 332 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:14.440 been critical of them because I'd be like, thank you 333 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.360 for paying attention to this. Of course it didn't happen, 334 00:16:17.480 --> 00:16:20.120 but uh, you know what, we'll take a break, be 335 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:22.159 right back. Rosse you still eat the cookies. I don't 336 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:26.080 know with your current diet stuff, is it dangerous? Girl 337 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:29.759 Scout cookies? And I pretty much eat whatever I want? Okay, 338 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:33.840 what's your favorite cookie, by the way, Girl Scout cookie? Yes? 339 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:36.559 Or just like cookie in general? No, Girl Scout cookie. 340 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:39.080 I like that thin mints, but I also like the samos. 341 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:40.679 I don't think we can call them simoens anymore, but 342 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:41.480 they're samoans. 343 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:46.879 Yeah, yeah, something else. Then they had s'mores, the peanut butter. Well, 344 00:16:46.919 --> 00:16:48.200 I don't know all of them. They're not really a 345 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:50.399 sweet skuy per se I did. The other thing I 346 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:55.200 love most about Girl Scout Cookies is one avoiding coworkers 347 00:16:55.840 --> 00:17:01.320 on that uh and two uh and the dude uh. 348 00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:03.519 I don't know if it's the owner or whatever, but 349 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:05.759 the guy who works I'm pretty sure. I think he 350 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:08.799 lives in the VP by the station here, him and 351 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:10.400 his brother and just sleep in the back. And they're 352 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:12.759 from Ghana and they're very cool actually, but his name's 353 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:18.759 Moustafa anyway, where that dude buys girls scout cookies now 354 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:20.359 and then he waits for you all to eat him, 355 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:22.160 and then he sells them on the counter for like 356 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.799 double price and then people flip out. I love that. 357 00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:27.720 I love I love capitalism of play, Like, well, maybe 358 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:30.640 you should have bought more cookies, fatso wouldn't have to 359 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:35.160 pay Mustafa seven dollars for that bag. But I that's 360 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:39.160 that's where. That's where that's at, and watching people lose 361 00:17:39.279 --> 00:17:42.200 their minds when cookies come and go, and apparently two 362 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:45.960 of them are going. So h stay tuned to find 363 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:50.880 out if it's your flavor. All right, okay, so uh 364 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:54.960 let me go here, shall we. It's not going well 365 00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:59.240 out in California. The the fires, now, there's three of them. 366 00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:02.279 I don't know if they're all hobo fires, but I 367 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:05.440 wouldn't be surprised. There was a wild video out there. 368 00:18:06.359 --> 00:18:09.319 Ross hadn't even seen this. Actually, there's a video of 369 00:18:09.359 --> 00:18:13.880 this homeless woman who's literally on she's on the backside 370 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:18.319 of one of the big like bluffs there on the ocean, 371 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.279 which they don't have a lot in LA but but 372 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:23.119 you know, it looks very similar like what you see 373 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:24.880 in North Carolina where you have to walk over the 374 00:18:24.920 --> 00:18:27.279 mound where they've packed the sand over the berm there 375 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:29.720 and then but it's got all the dry stuff on there. 376 00:18:29.880 --> 00:18:32.640 This lunatic, she's that. You can see the fire in 377 00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:36.799 the background from Pacific Palisades, so I guess she's Santa 378 00:18:36.839 --> 00:18:40.319 Monica ish. The geography has failing me right now. But 379 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:45.720 and this homeowner screaming at her because she's stacking like pallettes, 380 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:47.960 busted palletts she stole from like the back of a 381 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:49.960 wal Mart or something, lighting them on fire, going we 382 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:53.839 need more fire. This guy's like, what are you screaming 383 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:58.519 at her? But politely, there's some lunatic setting the berm 384 00:18:58.559 --> 00:19:01.279 on fire next to my house. Please is not a 385 00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:03.519 word that's gonna be in my vocabulary. This guy's like, 386 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.599 you know, it's like those people punish their kid who's 387 00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:09.880 arsening a store. They're like, Johnny, we don't arsen stores. 388 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:15.559 And let's just say, how did we get here? And 389 00:19:15.599 --> 00:19:19.000 there's so much craziness to it. Some people are upset 390 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:29.640 because there have been some very critical, very critical Uh oh, 391 00:19:29.680 --> 00:19:34.119 that's great, all right, Hey, Ross, I'm getting a bunch 392 00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:37.799 of messages they're saying that our stream is not streaming 393 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:41.200 the show. So I am not surprised. Okay, what is 394 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:42.759 the first thing I told you this morning? Right? Like, 395 00:19:42.920 --> 00:19:46.039 I know everything's broken. Everything's broken, all right, So know 396 00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:49.480 that we know, and we'll tell people that are smarter 397 00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:53.440 than us, and maybe that'll maybe well, or maybe shut 398 00:19:53.480 --> 00:19:55.200 your app and reopen it if I could just be 399 00:19:55.240 --> 00:19:57.240 the call center guy for a moment. Okay, back to this. 400 00:19:58.079 --> 00:20:01.559 So anyway, people are getting upset because they were, among 401 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:05.799