1 00:00:06,759 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: All right, my babes, welcome back to Vanity Fair. My 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,320 name is Chris Fair. This is part two of my 3 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,359 recap of ninety Day Fiance Season twelve, episode seven, The. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,519 Speaker 2: Ball and Chain. 5 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:20,719 Speaker 1: Honey Ball and Chain, let's talk about our favorite beach 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,960 bunnies and yours, Paula and Thomas. So we get a 7 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,679 lot of like b shots of La, the Randy Donuts, 8 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:32,960 like the Hollywood, you know, Hollywood Boulevard, and then we 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,679 are firmly back in the LBC, which is not really 10 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:38,520 Long LA. Doesn't feel at all like LA culture. I 11 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,960 don't know why they didn't do more like Long Beach culture. 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,479 There's the aquarium, it's so big. There's just so many 13 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,399 like gorgeous parts of Long Beach, and like they don't 14 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:50,600 even give us like fun beach style b footage to 15 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:52,679 just never show us LA unless they're going to be 16 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,840 in LA, Like unless they're going to do a day trip, 17 00:00:55,159 --> 00:00:58,240 no need to show us. Mel's driving and shit, that's 18 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,039 a different place. 19 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 2: But here we are. So they are hot. 20 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: On the heels of the perfume debacle and she's still 21 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,920 upset and they're going to a car and she's like, 22 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,640 you know what I would like, just for once, one time, 23 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,640 for you to be a goddamn gentleman and open my door. 24 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,159 Now he hates that, and he's defensive, like he's mad 25 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,239 that he should do anything for her. When he had 26 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,079 to make her breakfast, he was like, you better fucking 27 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:25,799 make breakfast for me. 28 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 2: So he's like, well, you know, I'm driving. 29 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 1: She's like I want to drive, and he's like no, 30 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:38,200 So I'm going to be the one that's going to drive, 31 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,359 and I'm driving, and you just open your stupid own door. 32 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,200 He seems to like have lived as like a sort 33 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:53,359 of sad Peter Panny type male who like gives mild 34 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:58,280 in cell behavior, like he doesn't feel like he wants 35 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,439 to respect women in like a gentlemanly. 36 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: You know, I don't know that kind of. 37 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: Chivalrous moments that happen that like make a man feel 38 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,199 like they can take care of someone and that brings 39 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:25,879 them joy. He doesn't have that chip in him. So, uh, 40 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,719 they're gonna go like on a walk or hike. But 41 00:02:27,759 --> 00:02:31,400 he's wearing jeans, so she's confused by that, and that's accurate. 42 00:02:32,159 --> 00:02:33,879 He's just like, I just don't feel good. I don't 43 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:37,599 know how to dress myself. My nose is running, you 44 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,680 know why my mouth is itchy. She's like, oh okay. 45 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:43,960 He's like, you just don't care about these allergies, and 46 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,439 we're just like, well, I mean, if they're that bad, 47 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:48,759 we just also assume that you'll take like a zertech 48 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:51,400 or you know, get some shots as well. Like, if 49 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,840 they're that bad all the time, you can't just I'm 50 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:58,759 assuming that you go out into society and people wear perfumes. 51 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,479 Speaker 2: How do you deal with that? 52 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,199 Speaker 1: I went to an opera and the lady in front 53 00:03:04,199 --> 00:03:07,360 of me was wearing like, I mean such it was 54 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,879 like cocoed Mademoiselle. It was so much perfume that it 55 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:15,560 almost was unlipable. But God bless it happens. He gets 56 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:18,639 into a yoga position because he's Shay just kidding, No, 57 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,520 he gets in a yoga position, he's like asks for 58 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,080 a kiss, and she's like okay. After they kind of 59 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,319 like walk and talk about their differences in cultures. She's 60 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:30,199 being remarkably more lenient than we thought, Like we thought 61 00:03:30,199 --> 00:03:32,159 that she was gonna be the one that's like militant, like, 62 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,120 you know, don't cook meat around me and allow space 63 00:03:35,159 --> 00:03:37,400 for my miniatures. But then when she got there, he's 64 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:41,039 the one that's like, here is two feet of a 65 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,360 bar for your closet, and she's like upset about that. 66 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:46,800 She's like can I I'm sorry, I'm gonna need a dresser. 67 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,240 He's like, why just hang everything up. She's like, how 68 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,680 the fuck do you hang underwear? 69 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:53,439 Speaker 2: Asshole? How do you hang socks? 70 00:03:53,800 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: He's like, ough, here's one drawer. 71 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,919 Speaker 2: Here's one bin. She's like, no, I need multiple bins. 72 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: I have socks, I have underwear, I have bras, and 73 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:12,520 even in my bras, I have workout bras. I have 74 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:15,479 bras with underwires. Like he's like, no, just put all 75 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,439 of it into this one thing and then just sipped 76 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,959 through like a lost and found for all those three 77 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:24,879 things you need every day. Yeah, He's like Katie, like 78 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:28,439 you don't need to live, well, you can just live 79 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:35,199 how I live. And then like Paula's like the Josh 80 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:39,680 being like, no, back in my civilized home, back where 81 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,240 I lived, we had separate drawers, asshole. You know, like 82 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:44,879 it's so interesting. She's like, I just want what I 83 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,720 had in Brazil. We're like, I get it. But also 84 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:50,439 in Brazil you had your own like ink business where 85 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,680 you seemingly put a bunch of little emojis all over 86 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,519 your arm. She hased to get some of those tats gone. 87 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:01,800 I don't know, like its tats. He's never lived with 88 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:07,160 a woman, which she recognizes and we also can see. 89 00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:09,759 And that also gives Katie vibes because he's like, and 90 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,560 I really don't want to and she's like, well, too late. 91 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:21,360 He's like, I'll give you another bin when this one's filled. 92 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:28,240 She only gets that one awkward foldable square. So then 93 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,920 she brings out honey, a crystal that's black turmaline, and 94 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:32,920 she's like, I'm going to save the shit out of 95 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,759 this place because this place is toxic. And he's like, 96 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:38,279 how much have you spent on that rock? She's like, 97 00:05:38,319 --> 00:05:40,319 well more than you probably spend on any rock that's 98 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,519 going to be on my finger. Two hundred and fifty 99 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:47,240 dollars and yeah again, and Josh Katie vibes if he's 100 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,920 the Katie. He's like, I don't trust you with money. 101 00:05:51,079 --> 00:05:54,639 That's why I can't buy a dresser for you. What 102 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:55,639 are you gonna put in the dresser? 103 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:01,759 Speaker 2: More rocks? He's like, you just waste money. So the 104 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,360 thing I gotta do for you get you a credit card. 105 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: Now this I'm going to give you, know, Timothy props 106 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,279 for Thomas is his name, Thomas. 107 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. 108 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: Thomas does this and we don't see this a lot, 109 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,079 and this makes me happy. He's like in America, it's 110 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,680 a casual society. Some places don't take cash. I want 111 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,600 you to come here and feel like you can do 112 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:26,399 your own thing. You can maneuver around and if you 113 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:28,480 need to buy yourself something, you can. So here's a 114 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,319 credit card in your name that I will pay off 115 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,560 and you can use it. And she's like, can I 116 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,040 buy a car? And we're like, girl, you've seen him, 117 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,199 how much do you think this man is? No, he's 118 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:44,439 like you guys. I didn't tell her this, but I 119 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,079 got the cheapest limit possible, which I asked, is twenty 120 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,839 five hundred. I called them back and was like, can 121 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:55,759 you do a thousand? And they were like no, but 122 00:06:55,879 --> 00:06:57,639 that is nice and I'm happy for her. She can 123 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,279 go buy her twenty dollars sandwiches or burritos everywhere, you know, 124 00:07:01,399 --> 00:07:04,160 and like live her life. So I do want to 125 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,399 give him grace because it's nice of him to do 126 00:07:06,439 --> 00:07:08,040 that for her, and like to take care of the 127 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:12,000 bill in his own way. But she's also going to 128 00:07:12,079 --> 00:07:16,240 need transportation. I don't know how walkable the area of 129 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:19,120 where he lives is. I need to know, like what 130 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:23,360 her favorite vegan restaurant is around where she lives. 131 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 2: She at one point says that. 132 00:07:27,319 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: In typical Katie Josh fashion, he's the Katie in that 133 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:35,959 he's like cheap and weird and perpetually single and should 134 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,759 be that and should be that situation forever. But how 135 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:42,920 Katie opens up doors for the boring men in her life. 136 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:47,240 That's what Palla did for him. He wouldn't live without her, Honey. 137 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,680 She's cultured, She's shown him like fun things. 138 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: If it wasn't for her, he would never have had 139 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:56,000 a grape. He never would have tried to. He hadn't 140 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:56,800 had a grape. 141 00:07:57,839 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: A grape, she said, were like, he's never had a grape, Honey. 142 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:08,839 Speaker 2: Without her, he would have never conquered grapes. Do you 143 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:09,600 see what I did there? 144 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: It's conquered. I conquered grapes. How do you not have 145 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:18,560 a grape? Grape is like a basic as fruit. In 146 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,639 every supermarket there's grapes, and grapes are greape. You can 147 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,720 freeze them. You just wash them and put them in 148 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,240 a plastic thing. There's green ones, there's red ones. I'm 149 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:29,160 just like, grapes are just like on every tricuterie platter 150 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:30,439 where you're allergic to grapes. 151 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:32,559 Speaker 2: I like the smell of grapes. 152 00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 1: That crazy for him, that was I'm like, I don't 153 00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:41,320 understand what world he never had a grape. 154 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 2: Everyone has apples, bananas, and grapes everyone. I mean, you know, 155 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,120 probably you've had watermelon. 156 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,159 Speaker 1: I just I really I couldn't even deal with that 157 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,399 and make any good sense. You never went over to 158 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,559 a friend's house whose mom was like, here's some grapes. 159 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:05,200 Through the easiest things to give a kid. Okay, she 160 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:12,840 calls him stupid and aggressive, which was funny. He is stupid, aggressive, 161 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,679 kind of weird. Also, the other thing about her which 162 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:19,960 I find hilarious is throughout one whole scene, she's wearing 163 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:28,759 overalls and like a squirt ensemble overalls, one hanging down 164 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:39,240 and a scort side buttoned squirt. That is so nineties 165 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:43,320 to me, like aughts, early aughts, nineties. I like loved it. 166 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,399 Lo KEI was like, oh no, should I buy that again? 167 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,840 It's something I would have worn. I wore a lot 168 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:55,159 of sports. Anyway, I'm excited to see what she does 169 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,279 with that credit card. I'm assuming she's going to hit 170 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,360 that limit real fucking fast. I'm assuming that going to 171 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:03,960 go to like the miniature slash Crystal store and just 172 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,559 buy the whole thing out. Is there a miniature store 173 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:11,000 around I got to look it up. Okay, my loves, 174 00:10:11,039 --> 00:10:14,000 let's move on to Mallory and Rashid. I'll tell you 175 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:19,080 right now, Rashid is coming for Sarper's crown of being 176 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:23,559 a hilarious Turkish man. I mean, there are so many 177 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:28,360 Rashet jokes. It was like great. So obviously he had 178 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:31,480 the Welcome you know, to America party where he tried 179 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,559 to confront Brandy and like you know, it went nowhere. 180 00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:37,720 But he did get drunk that night on whiskey and 181 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:41,039 his own drinks, and that night cuddled in bed with 182 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,720 Opal and she was like, I saw you. You thought 183 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,639 it was me, but it was Opal. All those dogs 184 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,080 are in that bed. He was like, no, I didn't, 185 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,000 but yes you did. In the morning, he's going to 186 00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:53,440 make his own breakfast. He's like, what is oil something? 187 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,320 She's like, let me come out and help you. She does, 188 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,240 and she's like, you know what, last night they have 189 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,919 a lot of fun and confessionals. She's like, last night, 190 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,200 I'll tell you what you did. You got white girl wasted. 191 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,759 And he's like, what does these She's like, white girl wasted? 192 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,840 And then so he tries to say it now. When 193 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:18,039 he tries to say it, he says it in such 194 00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:20,720 a way that I thought about trying to recreate it 195 00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:23,039 for you, but if I did, it would look like 196 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:25,559 or sound like I was making fun of someone who's 197 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,080 maybe like hearing impaired, which I would never do. I also, 198 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,120 I'm not making fun of him for saying this in 199 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,000 his accent. I'm saying it was truly delightful. This is 200 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:42,519 how he said it wasted. I'm just one more time. 201 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:51,240 Oh why, that's how he says it. 202 00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:06,159 Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, uh huh. Yeah. 203 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 1: He makes a traditional Turkish breakfast because he's like, listen, 204 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:12,559 you need spicy foods after a hangover. We're like spicy, 205 00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:15,279 I need No, I need like salty ass, like bready 206 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,000 ass foods. 207 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:20,159 Speaker 2: And she's like, that's, you know, interesting, and she says 208 00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:22,120 all right. No. 209 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,039 Speaker 1: She lets him say when you eat hot, your butthole 210 00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:34,919 is hot. There's pain, you cry. This is good now. 211 00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:40,080 I immediately thought of like Jake from Reality Gaze. I was like, 212 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,919 this is gonna be made into a meme for them. 213 00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:44,879 This is how Poodle would feel. You know, I'm saying, like, 214 00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:46,919 you know, I'm just like, I can't believe it's find 215 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:50,600 out what they make from that. He knows what he's 216 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,919 doing and he's he is hilarious. He is sort of 217 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,480 like to me, a better Sorper. He's hot, He's hotter 218 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:57,960 to me than Sorper, and he has like a better 219 00:12:58,039 --> 00:13:02,360 heart than Sarper to me, he has just like he's like, 220 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:07,200 I like him better again, both men from Turkey. They 221 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,440 talk about Brandy and he's like, I am angry at 222 00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:13,639 Brandy and I don't want you to be friends with 223 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,720 the guy. He was like when I went to go 224 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:19,480 talk to him, get off from my truck, and I 225 00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:22,639 wanted to punch him and say, who are you beachh 226 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:28,559 And Mallory god bless just has to sit and listen 227 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:30,720 to all of that and then just like keep a 228 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:33,320 straight face, and she does. I like the you know, 229 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:35,639 Mallory has such interesting coloring. She's of course like pe 230 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,039 duce and cream and she has like amber eyes. 231 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,159 Speaker 2: That also like. 232 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 1: Go very well with her hair color. Mallory is like, okay, well, 233 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,759 let me tell you. I get that you want to 234 00:13:51,759 --> 00:13:53,080 be the man in the household, and I want you 235 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,159 to feel good about yourself and like feel like you 236 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,279 can call the shots in your way the way I 237 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,320 want them. But at the same time, Brandy is best 238 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:05,240 friends with my best friend's husband, So in my fantasy 239 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:08,039 of fantasies, we're all just two couples hanging out and 240 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,120 then his best friend comes over and we're like, you know, 241 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:15,000 a big, happy family. He doesn't want this, but I 242 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:18,759 think would be better is if, like Brandy gets a 243 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:23,759 girlfriend and then they all three couples hang out and 244 00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,759 then you know, here's the thing. 245 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,559 Speaker 2: Rashid and Malory love each other. 246 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,799 Speaker 1: It's not hard to see the love and like fun 247 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:32,840 they have between them, so he shouldn't be. 248 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:38,799 Speaker 2: Insecure about that now. 249 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we get a trope of tropes, which is Mallory's like, 250 00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:48,519 I don't understand why he's being this way, because if 251 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:52,399 he wanted to be with someone who's going to let 252 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,120 him do whatever he wants, maybe he should have been 253 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:56,120 with a Turkish woman. 254 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,559 Speaker 2: And the amount of times we've had like the American 255 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:01,480 be like, I don't. 256 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: Know why he's being this way. He should have been 257 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:06,200 if he wanted to with a Nigerian woman. I don't 258 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,080 know why he's being this way. He should have been 259 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,519 with an Egyptian woman. I don't know why he's being 260 00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:12,559 this way. He should have been with the Brazilian, you know, 261 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,279 like Dominican, Like there could be any person that is like, 262 00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,799 he could have been this way. But at the same time, 263 00:15:18,679 --> 00:15:22,120 it also feels like, well, then you could have been 264 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:27,080 with a wait for it, American man. 265 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,759 Speaker 2: Couldn't you have? But why didn't you? Because he fell 266 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:32,600 in love with this person. 267 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,159 Speaker 1: You want to make it work and you feel like 268 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,519 this is your forever person, right you feel like maybe 269 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:39,399 like you'll come to some compromise over things and the 270 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,480 two cultures will blend. 271 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:45,159 Speaker 2: Is that what you thought? Weird? So did he hmm? 272 00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:47,879 Just of interest? I don't know. 273 00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:54,679 Speaker 1: So let's move on to Asia and Maxwell. Honey, this 274 00:15:54,720 --> 00:16:02,639 is messy and really Julia stealing the show. So right 275 00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:09,159 now Maxwell is having you know, Asha in the car 276 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:16,200 with Juliet and they're going to driving home and he's 277 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,000 just like, you look so beautiful and to Asia, and 278 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:24,440 Asha's mom is like looking around and she like seems 279 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,799 to be like, you know, one of the like old 280 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,799 people in a car where she's just calling out things. 281 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,840 She said, like look at that sign. She'll look at 282 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,720 these men just standing outside of the cars. He's like, yeah, 283 00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:35,600 they work, you know, as guy. 284 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,279 Speaker 2: She's like, well, if there's no room in the car, 285 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,279 wasn't enough room and that's why they're outside. 286 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:44,039 Speaker 1: He's like, well, maybe Asha loves like a thick eyeliner 287 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:49,759 with like very demure lashes. Now he's like, listen, I 288 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:53,720 like them titties and that's yellow spaghetti strap tank top. 289 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,840 But you're gonna have to cover up for my family 290 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,399 and my family we realized the house that there's staying 291 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,000 in is a airbnb that I guess has been rented 292 00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:07,119 for them, like a very nice modern airbnb. His parents 293 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:12,440 are Clement and Maria, And when she gets to the beautiful. 294 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:15,839 Speaker 2: Home, she's like Mama and daddy, which is the exact 295 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,160 opposite of what Edward was allowed to do. Did you 296 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,039 clock that I did? 297 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,279 Speaker 1: I was like, see that's what's nice calling someone else's 298 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:28,240 parents mama and daddy. Okay, now, because they've been there 299 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,279 for a whole last second. They've brought in foods, and 300 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,400 they bring out traditional cola, which is like a medicinal 301 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:37,720 spicy thing that they sort of open and eat. There's 302 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,359 like nuts and maybe it's this nut or a seed, 303 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,839 but there's a pit in the middle. I'm not quite sure, 304 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,680 but it's I guess not something that is like super yummy, 305 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,400 yet they eat it. She walks around this home and 306 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,279 she's like, yes, give me that master bedroom, honey. She 307 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,440 sees the bathroom, it is all kind of like modern glam. 308 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,240 She sees the tub, she's like, I love a free 309 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,799 standing tub. Now you know what I think about free 310 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:06,920 standing tubs. They're the work of Satan. Nothing says I'm 311 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,400 gonna fall on this marble slip to my death in 312 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,000 a free standing tub where I have to lift up 313 00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:12,559 my like. 314 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:19,039 Speaker 2: Leg like knee high to get out of it. No bars, 315 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,079 nothing to hold on to. 316 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:24,880 Speaker 1: Okay. We also realize that he can't sleep in this 317 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,960 room because you know, all the parents are around, and 318 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,359 she's real godly, so he's like, I can sleep with you. 319 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,400 She's like, no, God, Sorry, I get to have. 320 00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 2: This big bed by myself. 321 00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:41,079 Speaker 1: Sorry, I just get to ridicule you and your looks 322 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,559 and then go ahead and sleep comfortably at night, just 323 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,079 counting sheep, thinking about all the room I have to 324 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:52,039 toss intern all night like a baby. Her closets you, 325 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,359 She's like, He's like, don't worry, baby, I'll get a 326 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,519 closet for us like this. 327 00:18:55,640 --> 00:19:02,039 Speaker 2: We're like, oh, we'll see now. 328 00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:05,079 Speaker 1: She's worried about his sister Blaze, who she calls his 329 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,359 private investigator, which makes me happy because I think that 330 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,440 she doesn't have any heat on her. And I like 331 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,839 the idea of the American having heat on them because 332 00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:18,240 of course, like the Nigerian person would have heat on 333 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:21,920 them or more. Mostly every foreigner person has heat on 334 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,960 them in some way, like what are their real intentions? 335 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,039 Are they just trying to get a green card or whatever? 336 00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:30,200 So anytime the American can also like feel some need 337 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,240 to do well or like need to show up or 338 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:37,039 be respectable in some way or like have you know, 339 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:38,880 maybe if they have skeletons, they might come to light. 340 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:39,799 Speaker 2: I'm here for it. 341 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,839 Speaker 1: His family preps a lovely meal, a bunch of like 342 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:48,839 beautiful foods. My dad keeps calling me. I'm going to 343 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,720 call my back. 344 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,279 Speaker 2: And his sisters come out. 345 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 1: They all hug, which is like nice, they're all obviously 346 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,720 liking each other. 347 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:00,200 Speaker 2: But she also, well, you. 348 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,279 Speaker 1: Know, realizes that Blaze that she's facetimed with, has gone 349 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:07,279 through her entire Facebook. 350 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,319 Speaker 2: Profile since the beginning of time. 351 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,559 Speaker 1: Like Asha had like started Facebook with her college account, 352 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,359 you know how it used to be, and she's never 353 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,240 deleted any post. So Blaize got a lot in it 354 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,000 was basically like a five hundred page novel that Blaze 355 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,559 went through it, you know, and then told Maxwell. And 356 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:33,640 for some reason, Asha finds this suspect. And we also 357 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,000 want to be like, well, why didn't God tell you 358 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,319 that was going to happen and for you to like, 359 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,400 you know, clean up that Facebook profile. Then she's like, 360 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,599 I'd be so embarrassed to admit that. And I'm like, 361 00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:50,720 who cares what you think? That's neither here nor there 362 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,960 of her doing her thing. 363 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,559 Speaker 2: That's you. She's been embarrassed about things you would do. 364 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,119 So they have to like, you know. 365 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: Wash their hands, like you know, one of the little bulls, 366 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:02,039 honey before they eat, and it's because you have to 367 00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:05,000 eat with your hands, and like her mom, Juliet's like, 368 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,359 that's not for me, and she's like not super into 369 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,160 Nigerian food. 370 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 2: The producer's clock that, so they pull her aside. 371 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,200 Speaker 1: They're like, Juliette, tell us what you think and she's like, nope, 372 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:19,480 not for me. This meat is too tough. Can't do it. Also, 373 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:21,759 you can't swallow. I'm sorry, you can't chew. They just 374 00:21:21,759 --> 00:21:22,960 want you to swallow things whole. 375 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 2: I like to chew. I like to chew on things. 376 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 1: It's so funny, like Nigerians have such a beautiful accent 377 00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:33,079 and it's not a rootic accent. 378 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,079 Speaker 2: They just don't like an. 379 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:37,519 Speaker 1: R They're like, Asha, how many kids do you want 380 00:21:37,559 --> 00:21:40,640 to have? She's like two and the mom's like nope, 381 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:48,920 not acceptable. She's like, well, we'll just say what God says. 382 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,079 Then what are you going to say to that and 383 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,839 go against God? Whatever God gives, whatever God provides, then 384 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:02,400 slash whatever I want God. Because I'm a prophet, I 385 00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:05,799 realized works through me and whatever I want, God provides, 386 00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:08,119 Like if I want an n Sync song, God provides 387 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,880 an n SYNC song, If I want two kids and 388 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,559 to stop, God provides what I want. You can tell 389 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:17,359 early on that Maxwell's mom doesn't like Asia. 390 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,319 Speaker 2: They're like, well are you will you be submissive? 391 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 1: To our son, our firstborn son, firstborn boys, very important, 392 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,039 has all the blessings. 393 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,799 Speaker 2: Will you be submissive to him? 394 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:36,359 Speaker 1: She's like, well, I do want my opinions heard and 395 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,720 followed to the t. They're like, okay, well, if you 396 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:43,559 have opinions, how about his opinions. She's like, he doesn't 397 00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:47,359 really have any knowledge to base any opinions on. He 398 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,119 doesn't know what he wants, so my opinions ride. They're 399 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,920 like you hearing the words coming out of your mouth. 400 00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:54,680 He shows them pictures of his chemical peel. 401 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,599 Speaker 2: And then he's like yeah. 402 00:22:57,599 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 1: And the other thing is that she wants my whites 403 00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:02,640 of my eyes to be whiter. 404 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,440 Speaker 2: They're like what. He's like yeah. 405 00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:06,319 Speaker 1: We're like what, First of all, how you gonna do that? 406 00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:08,319 I don't know if it's a laser or whatever the fuck. 407 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,160 I'm like afraid to ask. We're like, can you just 408 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:17,200 get some lumifi eyedrops lumifi? But we're assuming that she 409 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:22,240 wants some sort of like surgery for that. Blaze is like, well, 410 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:26,440 shouldn't that be his decision? She's like, no, that should 411 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,440 be my decision. She's like, Nigerians have a protective coating 412 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,519 to their eyes because of the sun. She's like, yeah, you 413 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:37,240 know why he got that he did wrong by staring 414 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,680 at the sun too much. They're like, no, we all 415 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,559 have that, we're just in the sun. She's like, m m, 416 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,720 he stared at the sun. He did this to himself, 417 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,640 and only I can rectify it by getting I don't 418 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,200 know what she's gonna do. I didn't know there was 419 00:23:50,279 --> 00:23:52,839 surgery to get the whites of your wide eyes. Sorry, 420 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,759 the whites of your eyes wider. That's he didn't bring 421 00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:03,319 up the hair transplant bless. Also, you know what also 422 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,559 needs to be like a different like less yellow her foundation. 423 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,759 Speaker 2: Her foundation's too yellow. 424 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,759 Speaker 1: Again, this is someone who's like pointing a finger and 425 00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:14,240 we're like, well you can, you can do something while 426 00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:14,759 you're waiting. 427 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,160 Speaker 2: Let's get that foundation to an up to. 428 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: A different color. Let's match everything. The sisters who have 429 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,720 good foundation are like Maxwell's mom knows that she's being 430 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:28,920 and weird and doesn't love her prized boy son, and 431 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,000 Maxwell is just like allowing this for whatever reason. Juliet 432 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:35,559 can't even come with any hard questions to Maxwell. 433 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 2: She's out numbered again. 434 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:42,000 Speaker 1: I want to be like, where is acious friend that's 435 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:44,880 dating his friend? Right? Like the other one. I'm so 436 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:50,319 surprised we haven't met that woman yet. Oh my goodness, gracious. 437 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,160 Speaker 2: We have more coming. 438 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,519 Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I love you guys so much. Thank you 439 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:56,279 so much for being on this journey with me and 440 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:59,200 listening to me. Talk to you guys for as long 441 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,440 as I do about this season. I love it so 442 00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:05,680 much and I can't wait for next week, truly, madly, deeply. 443 00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:08,880 Also the Katie of Josh. 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