Speaker 1: Before we start, Can I ask you guys just one
Speaker 1: quick question before you start the show.
Speaker 2: Do you guys know what's coming up?
Speaker 3: Well, we had a couple of things coming up.
Speaker 2: We had a couple of things.
Speaker 3: We have the Red Light Special play party. But February
Speaker 3: twenty second, twenty first, twenty first.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Light District February twenty first.
Speaker 1: Also, do you know what that is special? Not that day,
Speaker 1: but my man's fiftieth.
Speaker 5: That's fifty, it's my one year anniversary's break it down
Speaker 5: and definitely about to turn fifty years old.
Speaker 3: Bro we turning the century? No that century? A century?
Speaker 5: You just.
Speaker 2: Why why would you do?
Speaker 3: I already called him a baby boomer.
Speaker 2: Yo, you know what funny?
Speaker 6: You not.
Speaker 2: Really not?
Speaker 3: He's no, he's an older millennial, but he's not a baby.
Speaker 2: Boom gen x older. I got we had.
Speaker 5: I was thinking about what you said, right, You said
Speaker 5: you wanted to do Horny Sea though, and I was
Speaker 5: thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I said, Yo, Lom is way to ghetto, like.
Speaker 5: He wants to play se Loo in the middle of
Speaker 5: the party with sex dice. And I said, Yo, that
Speaker 5: is the wildest, silliest ship I ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2: So that it might just work. Look at his face.
Speaker 2: Can we come up with some other games?
Speaker 3: Are are you looking for games?
Speaker 2: We need some games?
Speaker 3: Okay, let me think about it.
Speaker 5: Bead sensual games that people could play that turn them up.
Speaker 5: Nobody wants to be like yo. But one thing I
Speaker 5: did come up with when they that somebody mentioned it
Speaker 5: in the bat and Form right that they wanted to
Speaker 5: have coins like tokens and you can actually just give
Speaker 5: it to a person that you're interested in playing with.
Speaker 2: So we can have.
Speaker 5: Tokens everywhere, so you't got to walk around with your
Speaker 5: own tokens, right, But they could be like a bowl
Speaker 5: of tokens over here. You could just go to one
Speaker 5: and go to somebody and be like boom, And that
Speaker 5: way it kind of cuts the awkwardness. The awkwardness, you know,
Speaker 5: trying to start that thing. But it ain't just me
Speaker 5: like you do that and then you just back your
Speaker 5: ship out. It means, hey, I'm interested in talking or
Speaker 5: maybe possibly forming a connection here. And I was like, Yo,
Speaker 5: that's actually a good fucking I.
Speaker 1: Have a question, do we give them a bunch of
Speaker 1: tokens or they just take it back after they're done?
Speaker 2: Like, all right, give it to the I was gonna
Speaker 2: I was gonna order a bunch of poker gaon check chips.
Speaker 1: So now that we got that through, you guys know
Speaker 1: what else is coming up instead? A live showing at
Speaker 1: L Baby March seconds at L Baby Atl your a
Speaker 1: t L y'all been kind of getting on my nerve.
Speaker 1: Is a lot of y'all hitting me up. Ask me
Speaker 1: for the ticket links and the details. I give it
Speaker 1: to y'all. I'm not I can see who buy tickets.
Speaker 1: Do not waste my time get you and you know
Speaker 1: what else you're gonna do. Do not call me on
Speaker 1: March first, ask me for tickets. I swear I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm putting my phone dn D my phone great on
Speaker 1: DN not picking up nobody's phone calls.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to at L March second. Be there or
Speaker 2: be square.
Speaker 1: And also, if you guys are listening, anybody in each
Speaker 1: I want to do a show with us. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be in there to hit us up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll be a guest.
Speaker 2: We out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I posted it on the page. It's
Speaker 1: on intent the story you col DM me Courtney taw.
Speaker 2: Or the page. Let's get it, you know, come out
Speaker 2: to aht shoutouts to diamond saying, you know you go
Speaker 2: Nashville on our March name ak Biggie Smalls days. I
Speaker 2: better show some respect.
Speaker 1: We leave in Brooklyn on Bigie Small Day to come
Speaker 1: and fuck with y'all. It better be a good fucking day.
Speaker 1: I don't go nowhere on March night. I will be
Speaker 1: leaving Brooklyn for fucking Biggie Smallday to come to Tennankee, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Y'all better show me a good fucking time.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: That's about it. Then my birthday come up a little later.
Speaker 2: All right, all right.
Speaker 3: Cool, you're pretty all right.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, is coming up the next week give
Speaker 2: me a second, so we'll see y'all.
Speaker 5: February twenty first for the Red Light District Red Light
Speaker 5: March second out in at l atl to ninth in Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 2: All right, where young dog right before we started? All right, py,
Speaker 2: young Dolf, dig get you can we come out to
Speaker 2: Young Dolf in Tennessee.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, don't play with me playing with your b.
Speaker 2: Coming off to some Dolph and ask you a question. Look, ty,
Speaker 2: you don't ever play with my nipples.
Speaker 5: I got nipples too, it's my turn to get tied
Speaker 5: up knocking head cuts though I got PTSD.
Speaker 2: Welcome the heartest soft where men speak. So hopefully somebody
Speaker 2: will understand when you say freaky? What's what's freaky?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What do you mean by freaky? If I do this?
Speaker 2: You're not going to tell your friends?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: I mean y'all missed me last week? No?
Speaker 2: No, did we miss you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was all sick and I try to maybe
Speaker 3: come in sick. I was not even my job asked
Speaker 3: me to come in sick.
Speaker 2: When did I actually come in? I don't think he
Speaker 2: asked to come and sick?
Speaker 3: He said, He was like, you can't be sick for
Speaker 3: a whole week. I was working from home, so you
Speaker 3: were working barely when I'm sick.
Speaker 2: Can you can you work when you're sick? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: don't work when I'm sick. I could if I'm super sick.
Speaker 2: I can if I'm.
Speaker 3: Super but I wasn't super sick. But I didn't want
Speaker 3: to get you guys like.
Speaker 2: He's saying, if you were sick enough to work from home,
Speaker 2: then you were sick.
Speaker 3: But did you guys want to get did you guys
Speaker 3: want to catch what I had?
Speaker 2: That's not the point. That doesn't try to act like
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 5: I want to come so right, he was, like, he was,
Speaker 5: you it's sick as a as a shield. But I
Speaker 5: don't want to show you. Ain't that sick. You was
Speaker 5: six is last week. I was not contango. It's not
Speaker 5: contangous no more. Even COVID was only five days.
Speaker 3: What if I had the flu? The flu was to
Speaker 3: day the flu you can change up to like it
Speaker 3: broke me?
Speaker 2: Is get the flu? Now?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Is covid you got? You're
Speaker 1: getting the flu in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: The flu still exists.
Speaker 2: It's not everybody really got the flu. That's not that's
Speaker 2: not what.
Speaker 5: I don't even use my sick days to really call
Speaker 5: out of work. You try, really trying to do us.
Speaker 5: You weren't trying to use your sick days to really
Speaker 5: call out of work.
Speaker 3: Come on, cut it out, limited PTO.
Speaker 2: So I don't know I used to shut out.
Speaker 3: Not here, thank you? Oh well, how said I have to?
Speaker 2: I don't want to see what she got.
Speaker 3: I have to run the show today. I'm really excited
Speaker 3: about it. I haven't ran a show or be a
Speaker 3: Mics and Spicy studios, and I ended like, what a
Speaker 3: year ago? Almost a year ago with the smoke? Damn?
Speaker 2: Respect?
Speaker 3: Will we in the studio? We were in the studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it has no respect.
Speaker 3: So bro none. So I had to scour the internet
Speaker 3: and scour social media. God damn, it's a crazy ass place.
Speaker 3: But I have a couple of things that I'm going
Speaker 3: to bring to you guys attention, and I want.
Speaker 2: To talk about. Oh God, I'm nervous.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to start with a clip.
Speaker 2: Off. Let it roll, get bold. You're racking up. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 2: she's trying to play a game. We already see what's
Speaker 2: going on. I already see what you got, what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I know what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Someone discribed going on in this video.
Speaker 2: So we have a gentleman here with what's what up
Speaker 2: here to be a bionic arm? What do you call those?
Speaker 1: The prosthetic prosthetic arms? So I guess he forgot to
Speaker 1: take it off jerk off motor. So we hit the
Speaker 1: button and not it should have just malfunctioned.
Speaker 3: It's crazy because I had already saw this video prior
Speaker 3: to you posting it, and I was like, that's funny
Speaker 3: that because we were actually going to talk about it
Speaker 3: on the on the this is going so basically it's
Speaker 3: a it's a parody, it's from a French comedian show.
Speaker 3: But this ship was hilarious and I had me thinking like,
Speaker 3: could you trust a mechanical hand to jerk you off?
Speaker 3: No fingers and all I'm not talking about the thor
Speaker 3: you know, is just like yes, like one of these
Speaker 3: can yo?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if the ship really like it's malfunction if.
Speaker 5: That ship keeps going like jerking after a nut, nigga?
Speaker 5: What if it squeezed the ship out your ship and
Speaker 5: just Yan just stays it.
Speaker 2: What is your ship? Your head just poppable? What if that?
Speaker 2: What if that ship is closed? Like yeah like this.
Speaker 3: No, so you're worried about it malfunctioning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm worried about it malfunctioning.
Speaker 5: Then this ship does what it does, but it hits
Speaker 5: your nuts like yeah, I'm like, what if it, with
Speaker 5: the strength of like a super beyondic arms cyborg just
Speaker 5: slams into your fucking balls?
Speaker 2: Imagine Hope just punching your bulls?
Speaker 3: Thinking like we have the fun machine, and the fun
Speaker 3: Machine can definitely malfunction, Like if it's in you right,
Speaker 3: and it's just like I now, I'm going to do
Speaker 3: do do do do do do do, like it's the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 2: But that dick ain't really it's like it ain't like
Speaker 2: what I ain't saying.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it did. Yo? Are you all right?
Speaker 3: What's the like?
Speaker 2: You know? I had a rough couple of just relax,
Speaker 2: just relax, all right opening the show talking about jerking off,
Speaker 2: I don't notice, was no joke. January.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get to you in a minute. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get to your asking a minute. Hold on, we got
Speaker 3: a whole the whole thing. We're gonna get to you
Speaker 3: in just a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually joined him to.
Speaker 5: The fun machine actually has a circle, so it can
Speaker 5: only go, but so far it can't like shoot up
Speaker 5: and just bust you and like nah, it can it could.
Speaker 3: Only go, but so far what if it's like what
Speaker 3: if it goes too fast and it hurts?
Speaker 2: Like you know, like I've done that. Remember when I
Speaker 2: beat the fun Machine?
Speaker 3: How did you beat the fun Machine?
Speaker 1: But when I beat the machine? Never beat I beat
Speaker 1: the fun for a while a very long time. We
Speaker 1: had like a funk off right, so he bet.
Speaker 2: He was like, we're not us. I'm just wait, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on doing it all right. We had a competent.
Speaker 1: We we had a small little wager. He was like,
Speaker 1: I can't outfunck the fun machine, So I said, yes
Speaker 1: I can. He it was me having a funk against
Speaker 1: the machine. Put the fun machines like its fastest joint,
Speaker 1: and I was, okay, that's cool, but I could do
Speaker 1: better than I have to use one of these bears.
Speaker 2: I like wasuing the bear, which bear they did not?
Speaker 2: I won. The only reason you won was because you
Speaker 2: was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Takes What did you mean by you beat the machine?
Speaker 2: Strokes? I got more strokes admitted than the machine machine.
Speaker 3: I think he kind of did win, but okay, for
Speaker 3: how long though a minute?
Speaker 2: And it was nobody was enjoying that.
Speaker 5: Nobody that at least this actually had round like he
Speaker 5: was doing it likened into a beer.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you would have, if you would have
Speaker 3: beat the machine, if you actually was fucking someone.
Speaker 5: I mean, no way, impossible, impossible, but yeah, I definitely
Speaker 5: you know, because I've used the machine and turned it
Speaker 5: up too fast. And like, and then it comes out
Speaker 5: and you know, when it comes out, it doesn't realize
Speaker 5: it's out, so it just starts.
Speaker 2: Stabbing you what I mean. But this is what I mean, crazy,
Speaker 2: This is what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, it can malfunction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you got to realize that your reaction
Speaker 2: time to what's happened. You have to see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, having you, So I got to turn it down.
Speaker 5: But that shit just going fucking so it's just slapping
Speaker 5: up against the You did you laugh at first?
Speaker 2: And no, I just turn it down. I was hurt.
Speaker 2: Did you laugh after? No, I'm just trying to put
Speaker 2: it back in and slow it down. But you laughing out?
Speaker 3: So as I'm talking about machines and looking at machines,
Speaker 3: they said in twenty twenty five, women will start having
Speaker 3: sex with robots instead.
Speaker 2: Of men, and y'all had the nerve to shame us.
Speaker 3: Wait, and that had me thinking, if you could build
Speaker 3: your sex robot from scratch, what would what would be
Speaker 3: on your sex robot?
Speaker 2: What's the story for starters? Let's let me just add
Speaker 2: that that movie that I told.
Speaker 3: You to watch, I saw it and I was still
Speaker 3: saying robots for.
Speaker 2: It. Now look at it now that women don't look
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 3: I feel like that studies there's a whole bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 5: But no, it isn't because just in this the same ship,
Speaker 5: because we're going to get to this building sexual world.
Speaker 2: Look at it.
Speaker 5: But it said it provides emotional support, you can communicate
Speaker 5: with it. Right, it was on the b condoms pace.
Speaker 5: The robot not only has sex with you, but it
Speaker 5: provides emotional support and you can talk to it.
Speaker 2: So what's the difference between that for women and what
Speaker 2: we saw benefits it.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I'm not talking to a fucking robot.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: And then they have that now where they have emotional
Speaker 2: companions as AI.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: They're building those things people because they saying loneliness has
Speaker 5: increased because of social media. So now they're coming up
Speaker 5: with AI companions that will actually talk to you.
Speaker 2: And be like your friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Is that losing shit?
Speaker 3: I feel like we're losing the plot here. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna lie. I feel like we're losing the sexual plot here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a friend, your AI friend, especially if we got
Speaker 5: a brain like chat GBT, I'll be out here winning, Like, Yo,
Speaker 5: what do you think I should do in this situation?
Speaker 2: Like, Yo'll be like this bitch wild? Right, yes, this
Speaker 2: bitch is wild. Do not buy her anymore drinks. You
Speaker 2: cannot afford this. So what would you do? What would
Speaker 2: you build your sexual? Bi sexual? What would you have
Speaker 2: with my girlfriend?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Tomato, Tomato put his own Patreon. She looks would be about.
Speaker 1: Five nine right, dark love my women, dark black love it.
Speaker 1: Short hair like ne A long pretty Lisa from Fresh Prince.
Speaker 1: You know, okay, short hair like Lisa from Fresh Prince.
Speaker 1: NIC's pretty face, you know, nice face, nice teeth. She
Speaker 1: gotta have an ass like mhm Serena Williams pro prom
Speaker 1: serena type of type of buns when you smack smack
Speaker 1: you back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice little washboard.
Speaker 1: They don't need no six pound Ta Taylor abs, you know,
Speaker 1: just some calm ship, you know, nice little sexy thing.
Speaker 2: And like she played volleyball, know what I'm saying, Oh,
Speaker 2: they got some thighs. You know what I'm saying, give
Speaker 2: me the volleyball.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna turn this up a little bit.
Speaker 2: If she shaped like any girl that was in the
Speaker 2: volleyball Olympics last.
Speaker 3: Summer I'm gonna turn this up a little bit. What
Speaker 3: kind of pussy that she have to How does the
Speaker 3: pussy have to look? Look, because there's different types of pussy.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you said that. To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. If she got the meat loaf, I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that. I don't care or meat. You know the
Speaker 1: ship that be hanging.
Speaker 2: Out of like ground turkey, roast beef, roast beef, sorry, roast,
Speaker 2: I said meat little wait wait wait, wait wait, I
Speaker 2: know what I meant. You know what I meant. I
Speaker 2: know what I meant. It's roast beef.
Speaker 3: That's crazy because you even wouldn't know the image.
Speaker 1: I'm okay if it's the little roast beach jahn. You
Speaker 1: know I got the little waves printing it. I don't
Speaker 1: care if it's like that or if it's any I'm
Speaker 1: okay with it. But idea, just give me a little
Speaker 1: give me a decent amount of clip. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to like a fucking penis, but just be noticeable.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, He went the thumb clip.
Speaker 1: It's something about when the fucking pushed like a little
Speaker 1: white castle burger in the panties.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what what what moose knuckle?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: I see you know what as you was talking all right, yo?
Speaker 2: Cut cut no cut not stop no stop the show,
Speaker 2: no no, no, stop the show. I had ice cream?
Speaker 2: Stop the show actually smells like ice cream.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 2: Stop the show. Yo. I'm keeping it behind with y'all.
Speaker 2: I don't even I'm not working under these conditions.
Speaker 1: I'm being that serious. You a nasty nigga. Son, This
Speaker 1: nigga just gonna casually pass gas while we recording.
Speaker 2: Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? Son? What
Speaker 2: the fucks? I told you? I told you that.
Speaker 6: And while he's just talking regularly like he's not shipping
Speaker 6: over there should and then you want niggas to keep working, Like,
Speaker 6: what is wrong with this?
Speaker 2: It just smells it. Just think of it. It's you
Speaker 2: you like that WM ice cream that bro, Bro, expire
Speaker 2: ice cream smells crazy. It's not expired. It ran through
Speaker 2: your ship.
Speaker 5: It's like you're in this Actually, if you think about it,
Speaker 5: this smells like holdstone. You just got to imagine walking
Speaker 5: in the coat walking.
Speaker 3: We're not doing that. We're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Uh, Bro, I can't be foughting during the show.
Speaker 3: Bro's to hold it in, like holding it like you
Speaker 3: were first date holding him.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think the whole phone emerging outside and lets
Speaker 1: you got to like, yo, go outside, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: let that U.
Speaker 2: Came back and like these niggas wild and my foot
Speaker 2: actually smelled. So your thoughts be smelling to y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they sissing, Like if I if I eat something
Speaker 3: that I know I wasn't supposed to be eating smell, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna keep with an appreciate I should not real, right,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I can't like I can't just
Speaker 1: be letting that ship around?
Speaker 2: Should not? Do you let it go around your girl? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'll be lying saying as hurdle, Are you smart ass?
Speaker 2: She knows me. That's crazy. Y No, eats it far,
Speaker 2: you know, not falling in girl's mouth. No. He meant
Speaker 2: like just hold it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he holds it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you foughted because you know what happens. I don't
Speaker 1: be I be falling in my sleep sometimes it's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you falling.
Speaker 2: I did it? Yes, you did. I'm like, how you
Speaker 2: telling me I've.
Speaker 3: Gotten farted on before? A while like a nigga asleep.
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, you really just farted on me. It's
Speaker 3: just not nice.
Speaker 2: Could you be mad at somebody who fall me if
Speaker 2: they sleep?
Speaker 3: No, I don't get mad because your body is just
Speaker 3: like relaxing, so it's gonna release fat flashulance if it is.
Speaker 3: But that should be like, damn, you really farted on me.
Speaker 2: You make it look do you? Does it change the
Speaker 2: way that you look at somebody when they fall in
Speaker 2: their sleep. You're not a girl, mama. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 2: a girl with a stranger. You nasty bitch. You don't
Speaker 2: like girls.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, you see this.
Speaker 6: I don't like when girls don't fart. I feel like
Speaker 6: I don't like when girls hold it in, Like, don't
Speaker 6: hurt your stomach for me?
Speaker 2: That no hurts your something for me? Boa ho that shah.
Speaker 3: Double standing there Ye. So so when y'all girls first party,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, you're not a girl no more.
Speaker 3: Now you're just.
Speaker 2: Who's the lady that I met? Who that was mad?
Speaker 2: Comfortable drinking the Lachi Martini? Where is she at yesterday?
Speaker 2: Dead ass? Though?
Speaker 5: You just be over there, just like go ahead, let
Speaker 5: it go, let it you never your face, No, not
Speaker 5: on my face. Would you would you let her find
Speaker 5: your face?
Speaker 6: Depends on the ass she So if she has an
Speaker 6: ass big enough, nice enough to my lik and you
Speaker 6: would want to eat the fart eat It's tough. I'm
Speaker 6: probably gonna keep my mouth closed, but just to investigate.
Speaker 5: So when you when she fat, when she when she
Speaker 5: fought your face, you'd be like, it's crazy, what what
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 2: What's the what is the movement? When she fought to
Speaker 2: your face? Like, what do you what are you doing
Speaker 2: this for? Well?
Speaker 6: I have never did this before, but if I was
Speaker 6: going to, I don't know, I feel like I would
Speaker 6: just you know, I might just coming.
Speaker 3: To her life was just a yeah, maybe let's said.
Speaker 2: Something up yesterday, see, because she got a nice boody though.
Speaker 1: When I first got to my job, right, they found
Speaker 1: that angela yee clip and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the chiefs and the caps like I want that you
Speaker 1: to fucking vibrate in my mouth, and I was like,
Speaker 1: why are you looking at me? Saying and they played
Speaker 1: that ship.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, Yeah that was a.
Speaker 3: Wild Barlright, So back to the sex robot, as we.
Speaker 2: Spoke about on the show. Well you weren't here. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure.
Speaker 5: All right, So I already have a darkskinned woman, right,
Speaker 5: So can I go away from what my real life
Speaker 5: references if you don't want to get married to go ahead.
Speaker 5: So you said that you didn't like Japanese. You said
Speaker 5: you don't like Asian girls. No, I personally do with
Speaker 5: with like an Asian joint. You know the ones that
Speaker 5: be having the big fake joints, that should be looking
Speaker 5: fire with a nice little uh to.
Speaker 3: Be the teat with really big big boob that's fire.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm about to go over there to you yesterday
Speaker 3: because I need to know what your sex robot look like.
Speaker 2: Oh you already know pounds. You already know we're not
Speaker 2: even playing. Yes, I gotta get his robot custom made. Yeah,
Speaker 2: gotta be to go to the dealership and say, y'all
Speaker 2: gotta come on. I need this ship to look like this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: on a washing machine in a washing machine box. Me.
Speaker 1: According to I should gonna come like a little Amazon shew,
Speaker 1: it should come like a stove box.
Speaker 2: Nigga, Donna let you off the back of the truck.
Speaker 5: Told me I want to outhouse with like a bathhouse.
Speaker 5: A bunch of sexual robots in it, A bunch of robots.
Speaker 5: I want to I want to be able to go
Speaker 5: in there and just have my pick. Okay, going there
Speaker 5: like the bat Cave.
Speaker 3: So Asian, big boobstite body tee waists.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I'm a wayte type of girl, I
Speaker 5: mean type of guy. And then I want the nice cheeks.
Speaker 2: Nice. I'm a big I'm big on booty. I'm big
Speaker 2: on booty. You gotta have like that. But it gotta
Speaker 2: be cool, it gotta be chill.
Speaker 5: Can't look like when I be going on Instagram and
Speaker 5: you've seen the girls with the retarded it's like, that's
Speaker 5: not something I want to do every day. I already
Speaker 5: got that, you know what I mean. But then yoa
Speaker 5: yoa Instagram may be looking good, but I ad no,
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say to anybody, does not look like that. It
Speaker 3: doesn't look like the ones I see.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, you do that extra?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like why did you do that?
Speaker 2: There is there yesterday? Don't He's not like that. He
Speaker 2: just like big joints.
Speaker 1: But there's some joints where it's like it looks bad,
Speaker 1: like ridiculous watermelon picks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would, I would do something. It has to
Speaker 5: look natural, though they have to be. It would have
Speaker 5: to look natural. I don't want no about enhanced features.
Speaker 5: That don't mean natural natural all.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, so yours has to be customized. You want
Speaker 3: to ask, wait, I.
Speaker 6: Need a fooper, I need a fookchieoop to what's a
Speaker 6: kochi the.
Speaker 2: Ship that the kangaroo's being when they just be born
Speaker 2: to make it. It's a pouch. That's what the ship
Speaker 2: looks like to me.
Speaker 3: So I think is like on the pubist like it
Speaker 3: has like it's just a little more loving, very very meaty.
Speaker 3: You like to grab it yesterday, Yes, yeah, say.
Speaker 2: Yes like that you yes, he's wilding, he's wilding. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that's my comes and you starving.
Speaker 3: Preference on any audi kuchie.
Speaker 2: I like the any coo chiese. I like the coochiese
Speaker 2: that they open up and it's just like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that, but why are you always
Speaker 1: doing that? I told you stop what your coucie sounds
Speaker 1: two years ago.
Speaker 2: That's what I do. I love the way coochie sound.
Speaker 2: It's fire like the way you sound. They opened it
Speaker 2: up and it made that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, slime is is, slime is crazy, Nickelodeon Slam, But
Speaker 3: would you allow your sex robots to drink y'all love? No,
Speaker 3: y'all just say ya don't with the bionic hand.
Speaker 1: But I don't want like hand jobs really only because
Speaker 1: I don't. I've never It's hard for me to explain
Speaker 1: how to beat my ship, and I don't really find girls.
Speaker 2: Who know how to do that. Sh Have you ever
Speaker 2: done it in front of them?
Speaker 1: And I've shown well I did that once. That's not
Speaker 1: something I do in front of somebody. But I feel
Speaker 1: like my dick is made for like my hands, kind
Speaker 1: of sort of like somebody else doing it. Just feel
Speaker 1: a little funny, like it's gotta be my ship.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, you're way too used to your hand.
Speaker 5: Yes, before I started New Jerk January, I wouldn't even
Speaker 5: didn't even want my hand no more.
Speaker 3: What speaking of No Jerk January, what sent me?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what are we laughing at?
Speaker 3: I'm laughing at this thing that you sent me because
Speaker 3: it was a masturbation. Notice. Yes, dear McQueen High School
Speaker 3: student and staff, it has come to our attention that
Speaker 3: students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating
Speaker 3: on school property is i legal and against school district policy.
Speaker 3: The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge
Speaker 3: other than your regular bathroom duties. The excessive amount of
Speaker 3: discharge buildup has caused blockage in the pipe and pipe
Speaker 3: under the two hundred whole bathroom as birth because of
Speaker 3: the excessive seamen build up. This will cost thousands of
Speaker 3: dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage. Please
Speaker 3: masturbate in your homes. If any discharge is discovered in
Speaker 3: the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine
Speaker 3: who belongs to That's fake. It's fake, but.
Speaker 2: Kind of makes you think that ain't gonna lie. You.
Speaker 2: Definitely watch your enjoining in high school on the way
Speaker 2: to high school. Behind the high school.
Speaker 3: Y'all drinked off that much in high school?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my jerking prime was was like my teenager.
Speaker 3: In high school, Like in the building. Yes, you was
Speaker 3: doing it in the building.
Speaker 2: Yes, what you mean?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: In school?
Speaker 3: Yes, I told you.
Speaker 2: I did it on the train on the way to school,
Speaker 2: on the train in the way to school, in the school.
Speaker 2: I never jerked off in school. I can't lie why
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: How you might be a little bit.
Speaker 2: I went to Catholic schools.
Speaker 5: I sure was like frowned upon. What was frowned upon
Speaker 5: drinking off in school? I mean it was frowned upon
Speaker 5: to do it period back then.
Speaker 2: It's different when you got a cross right off top
Speaker 2: of the trunk board, like Jesus, what would Jesus father,
Speaker 2: what would Jesus do? Jerking off your uniforms? Crazy?
Speaker 1: But I do want on this topic right, even for you,
Speaker 1: court I want to ask you guys. Well, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to ask you because I already know your answer
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: You never want to ask me.
Speaker 1: Always always try to exclude you bring up I know
Speaker 1: you know you don't I'm speaking. I'm gona speak the
Speaker 1: quarter you could chime in, Courtney, have you ever in
Speaker 1: your life felt there was a time where, you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm over not over jerking, but you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe over masturbating.
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, oh absolutely?
Speaker 1: And then like has it ever? Has it ever altered
Speaker 1: your sexual experiences with a partner when you jerk a lot?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I never did that, but there was a point where
Speaker 3: I was just like, damn, I think I'm masturbating too much?
Speaker 3: How many times I will probably knock out? Maybe five
Speaker 3: a day?
Speaker 2: There we go? Did you go to work?
Speaker 3: What the usually? Don't masturbate before? Word?
Speaker 2: How old were you when you were doing it?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Like when was I a dro a dry spout?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm maybe like three years ago?
Speaker 5: Wow, I wasn't even And that was the height of
Speaker 5: her spicy stories, spicy studios.
Speaker 2: That's when he was a spicy studio. What what spier.
Speaker 3: Thinking about ship? People send them like me toys and stuff.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, how often did you do that? Like
Speaker 5: say a five? Say you have a five run day?
Speaker 5: Would you do it again the next day?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 3: If it was a weekend here.
Speaker 2: So you was getting like ten a weekend. Yeah, jesus,
Speaker 2: I don't even think I ever did that, Jesus.
Speaker 3: But you know it's easier for women to get back
Speaker 3: up on the horse and do it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then as a guy, you have a jerked
Speaker 2: off to the point where your ship hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I like nigga not now bro have too
Speaker 1: much way to you, Like you pulled the muscle, got
Speaker 1: a dick cramp.
Speaker 5: So that's why I started no jerk January. You guys
Speaker 5: was making fun of me, especially this one over here
Speaker 5: making fun of me, calling me the jerk offender, right,
Speaker 5: And I realized that it was so much a part
Speaker 5: of my routine. Every single morning I was doing it,
Speaker 5: and it was just like right before I brust my teeth.
Speaker 5: I had to get money, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And so I started to feel weak, not because I
Speaker 5: was doing it, but because I realized I had no discipline.
Speaker 2: It was it was taking over. So I said, yo,
Speaker 2: you know what, from now until my birthday, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to drive off. It's been eight days since I started.
Speaker 2: It's been eight days. Today's day eight of no jerk January.
Speaker 5: I did fail one day, But the reason I failed
Speaker 5: what it was a health situation.
Speaker 2: I keep telling y'all in the discord. They're trying to
Speaker 2: shame me. It was a health situation. It was hurting.
Speaker 2: It was hurting. Why is it you two full?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: My balls was two full for days and it started
Speaker 5: to fit. I started to feel like pain, and I
Speaker 5: was like, yo, I woke up one morning. I was like,
Speaker 5: this doesn't feel healthy. And I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 5: Somebody asked me before, what's the worst pain I ever
Speaker 5: felt in my life. The first one was surely breaking
Speaker 5: me up in the seventh grade.
Speaker 2: Were breaking me up? Breaking up with me with that
Speaker 2: nigga on that trip?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that that your ruined my ship. The second was
Speaker 5: a uti, bro. I don't know how it feels for women,
Speaker 5: but for me it was the worst.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had? A uti? Not fun?
Speaker 5: It feels like flames, flaming nails are coming down from
Speaker 5: in your body out through your ship and you feel
Speaker 5: every single one of them. And when you're peeing, it's
Speaker 5: like this crazy amount of pe and.
Speaker 2: It's like burning.
Speaker 3: It's burning, especially at the end when you get to
Speaker 3: the end and goes yo, what.
Speaker 1: So that happened to me one time when I was
Speaker 1: jerking off for some ession, have been jerking off with?
Speaker 3: Would you off?
Speaker 5: No? It was like some kind of shampoo, some kind
Speaker 5: of shampy, how many different things, yo, yo, Look listen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a honey. I come from very
Speaker 1: humbled beginnings, so there wasn't always lotion available. It was
Speaker 1: always Vassilan available.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes I had to really improvise my niggas. So
Speaker 2: what am I gonna use? My mom is using the vegetable.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: She's gonna know that's missing. My sister's room is locked vegetables.
Speaker 1: I needed anything that had some set. Damn, what kind
Speaker 1: of feel like lotion and shampoo? Don't quite feel like lodre,
Speaker 1: but it kind of feel like soap.
Speaker 2: You feel me?
Speaker 1: So I was bro what hand I was getting right
Speaker 1: a little bit that when I p I peed out
Speaker 1: hot sauce. Oh my god, so listen that ship bun
Speaker 1: hot sauce.
Speaker 2: That's what it felt like. I could see that though.
Speaker 5: She should get in your whole because imagine, imagine shampoo
Speaker 5: and some shit like that get in your eye.
Speaker 2: You know that feeling, So they gets you in your
Speaker 2: other eye, the one down below, the real third eye. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that shit really fucks you up.
Speaker 5: So they're shaming me, even though right now, as y'all know,
Speaker 5: if you're in the discord, you can watch the show live.
Speaker 2: I haven't on my phone.
Speaker 5: It's why the sound sounds a little messed up because
Speaker 5: I couln't figure out the zoom audio. But they're in
Speaker 5: here and they're shaming me because I keep saying I'm
Speaker 5: on day eight, but they're like, no, you jerked off.
Speaker 5: So now you're in day four. Yeah, no, it's been
Speaker 5: seven days that I haven't. Just because I did once
Speaker 5: doesn't end.
Speaker 3: The seven days. That is not how that works, it
Speaker 3: is that's not how that.
Speaker 5: I started it eight days ago out of the eight
Speaker 5: one day I feel but it's still day eight on
Speaker 5: day five.
Speaker 3: Let me let me give you an example. You don't
Speaker 3: try to do this sobriety. No, it's not the sobriety
Speaker 3: right I'm doing a dry year anuary right now. I'm
Speaker 3: doing a dry ye aanuary right now. Ya keep trying
Speaker 3: to do this to me and I have been sober
Speaker 3: twenty one days now. If I was to drink this,
Speaker 3: if I was drinking tomorrow, it starts over for day one.
Speaker 1: No, but so this is so he's trying to say,
Speaker 1: because he was in Jergon Off for his own pleasure,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't count. That's another thing. He was doing this
Speaker 1: for a health emergency. That My question to you is this,
Speaker 1: here we go. Did you watch a horn I had.
Speaker 3: To boom boom, but look what happened.
Speaker 5: No, but look, but look listen to this as I
Speaker 5: flipped that around. If I was trying to keep it,
Speaker 5: if I was that horny, I might not have had
Speaker 5: to do that. I only watched porn for about two minutes.
Speaker 5: I just had to get rid of it. And it
Speaker 5: was one of the worst nuts ever. It wasn't like
Speaker 5: one of those where I'm I was like, yo, I
Speaker 5: try to get it out, and once I get it out,
Speaker 5: I was disgusted by the point I turned it off.
Speaker 5: So how did your dick crew after you was done?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: I literally felt mad, relieved? I felt mad relieved, Like, yo,
Speaker 5: let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2: Blue balls? Yeah, would you get it? Do that to
Speaker 2: get rid of the blue balls? Yes? What am I doing? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So are you telling me that because I was doing
Speaker 5: no jerk January, I'm supposed to not do it, not
Speaker 5: jerk off.
Speaker 2: And I'm feeling this blue ball sensation and I'm walking
Speaker 2: around with it. I'm at work. It's about my my nuts.
Speaker 5: Feel mad heavy in the car, bouncing off the seat
Speaker 5: in the car, feeling mad heavy.
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm getting rid of this.
Speaker 5: It's a health emergency. What are y'all talking about? They
Speaker 5: was we was in the discord and they was talking
Speaker 5: about Yo, it's not about this.
Speaker 2: It was a health emergency. We need to put you
Speaker 2: on like a farm.
Speaker 1: I said that I think we should, like we should
Speaker 1: wat you to like on a like on a cross
Speaker 1: and just leave you there for a month for your birthday.
Speaker 2: That would be horrible.
Speaker 5: But we started going over medical things in the chat
Speaker 5: where people was like, yo, what if you have?
Speaker 2: Something was called what is it?
Speaker 1: I can tell you exactly what it is. Where this
Speaker 1: has not been full since like nineteen seventy. You don't
Speaker 1: know what it's like to feel like hyper sperm. Imagine
Speaker 1: imagine a little kid somewhere in the world, ain't never
Speaker 1: eat food every day his whole life.
Speaker 2: Now he just eating and eating, eat his stomach, thumb.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on? Exactly horrible?
Speaker 3: So hyper what is it called?
Speaker 5: Well that we looked up this thing called hyperspermia, and
Speaker 5: it's basically when you're producing a lot more and you're
Speaker 5: letting off a lot more than the average person.
Speaker 2: And it also can be I looked it up.
Speaker 5: It could be a reason why guys are impotent or
Speaker 5: aren't able to you know, the sperm doesn't reach, doesn't
Speaker 5: doesn't think. But I don't think I have hyperspermia.
Speaker 3: Other audio is going, oh is it this?
Speaker 5: That's what this happened yesterday? You gotta put it on
Speaker 5: the thing. Click the microphone on the thing, move that
Speaker 5: out the way, put it on.
Speaker 2: What's the name? No, I think maybe did you from
Speaker 2: your phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think they're talking about from your phone.
Speaker 2: It was connected from there. Okay, go to the audio
Speaker 2: and then select matrix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it's on.
Speaker 2: Major. You want to check your phone, put a MacBook
Speaker 2: the audio. Then you gotta hear from there. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I don't know how, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So, look, this is what I was thinking here your defense.
Speaker 5: I've what if my body is so used to this
Speaker 5: procedure every morning, this process every morning, and it kind
Speaker 5: of went into shock, like, Yo, I'm I'm producing all
Speaker 5: of this so that we can have this process every morning.
Speaker 5: I'm ready every morning. And then for the last couple
Speaker 5: of days, you haven't been doing it.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 5: And then I just needed to yo, any come on,
Speaker 5: anytime you just try to straight go cold turkey, there's
Speaker 5: a chance that things could go wrong.
Speaker 2: So your dick had a relapse. It wasn't bro, You're
Speaker 2: not listening. It wasn't a relapse. It was a shock.
Speaker 2: It was just anytime like say, if you want to
Speaker 2: boil a.
Speaker 5: Frog, why am I boil a frog? You don't throw
Speaker 5: the frog in boiling water? No, that's not yeah, because
Speaker 5: it'll just jump out. And so you know you got
Speaker 5: a hot, blistering frog jumping around your kitchen, right, you
Speaker 5: put them in cold water and you turn the heat
Speaker 5: on slowly.
Speaker 2: So that by the time it realizes being boiled, it's
Speaker 2: too late. It's over.
Speaker 5: So you're and so that's what I'm trying to do. Balls,
Speaker 5: So you're slowly roasting them instead of I try to
Speaker 5: throw them in boiling water. So you're so let me
Speaker 5: get this right. Your dick is a dying frog.
Speaker 3: It's a frogolo, is what I get.
Speaker 1: So you don't you're gonna cook your dicks? What you're
Speaker 1: telling withdrawal, it was a jerk withdrawal.
Speaker 5: But what y'all are doing is putting that one day
Speaker 5: above the seven, and I don't agree with.
Speaker 2: That of the day. What I will say. What I
Speaker 2: will say is this, my good brother, one, you're not
Speaker 2: on day eight. I'll give you. You're not on day
Speaker 2: you're not. But what I will say is I'm on
Speaker 2: day I'm on day eight. Jerk. January out of the
Speaker 2: eight days, one of the days, How does that Alia
Speaker 2: song go again?
Speaker 3: If first you don't succeed, that's yourself.
Speaker 2: Jerk yourself off and try again.
Speaker 1: But what I will say is this, right, I feel
Speaker 1: that you are putting in a maxi amount of effort
Speaker 1: to put a damper on your habit, and I commend
Speaker 1: you for that.
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying, Like, why that's one day
Speaker 2: above the eight days.
Speaker 5: I have not not jerked off in eight days, probably
Speaker 5: since I fucking was in the hospital for a fractured knee.
Speaker 5: Like it's the only time I really couldn't do it,
Speaker 5: and that was like twenty thirty years ago. Bro, it's
Speaker 5: been I've got done seven days. Okay, six days out
Speaker 5: of last eight I have not done it.
Speaker 2: You was getting injured thirty years ago, you was getting
Speaker 2: injured thirty damn.
Speaker 3: He's a half a century. Oh, full life.
Speaker 2: You're injured in the nineties. Yeah, what you're doing, Julius
Speaker 2: Hurveys playing basketball? Wow? Were blocking up? I'm not half
Speaker 2: sex yester half yesterday one of the days I had sex.
Speaker 2: One of the day. That doesn't count.
Speaker 3: That doesn't count.
Speaker 2: Good, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: Right, And then the other day I'm messed up. But
Speaker 5: out of the last eight days, six days I have
Speaker 5: not done it. I feel like that's a huge accomplishment everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, come on, this is a lot for the
Speaker 3: drink offend. This is a lot for the drinking.
Speaker 2: Yo. You use the jerk you You did ten in
Speaker 2: two days. I ain't a lot of corn. That's not crazy.
Speaker 3: But I don't do it every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only on the weekends.
Speaker 3: But you have consistent dick, then you don't need it.
Speaker 2: I mean you can still. Jerking off is a different
Speaker 2: feeling than sex. I don't drink off for the reason
Speaker 2: I'm not getting buns. That's yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're jerking off because you're not getting buns,
Speaker 1: you like some corny losing nigga to me, like you
Speaker 1: just can't get buns. I don't drink because I have
Speaker 1: a lack of buns.
Speaker 3: See for me, if I don't have consistent dick, then
Speaker 3: I mastered be more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you lose it, pussy, Yeah that's what you just said.
Speaker 2: Where's it going to go? She just said.
Speaker 5: You just said, Yo, if you jerk off because you're
Speaker 5: not getting some, you're losing corny nigga. She just said, yeah,
Speaker 5: I only jerked off when I couldn't get anything.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't mean yeah, I mean that was my choice.
Speaker 2: That was my choice.
Speaker 3: Getting there, that was my choice. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was my choice, that was my choice.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So we were in the question why am I fucking
Speaker 3: everything that comes by my way?
Speaker 2: I didn't say you should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it was discernment. So
Speaker 3: I'm not a loser because I chose to not want
Speaker 3: to have sex. That'll makes sense anyway.
Speaker 5: How many times was in we were asking how many
Speaker 5: times you would like to have sex in a week?
Speaker 2: Seriously twice yesterday said yes, that's a little bit a lot.
Speaker 2: How could it possibly be a lot? I'm going to
Speaker 2: keep it one.
Speaker 3: Hundred only because I don't have someone that lives with me.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's what I was my say.
Speaker 1: The answer to this question is very based on the
Speaker 1: lifestyle that you live, right, So, like Cortney, I don't
Speaker 1: live with my partner, and right now, I got three
Speaker 1: freaking jobs. I don't necessarily have that much time. So
Speaker 1: I only necessarily for real, real, I only be having
Speaker 1: sex on like the weekends for real. How much would
Speaker 1: you like to y'all are doing right now, I'm okay
Speaker 1: with I'm okay with two to three right now, I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that.
Speaker 3: Okay right now, no period, And that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: that's what that's relax. I'm going to answer the questions.
Speaker 3: Ho give me a second. I would say maybe like.
Speaker 2: Three or four times three or four same for me.
Speaker 5: Somebody in the chat said fourteen fourteen they don't have
Speaker 5: no job. They said two one in the morning, when
Speaker 5: at night, every day, every day and possibly more on
Speaker 5: good days.
Speaker 2: See, I couldn't be with somebody like that. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't fourteen four times crazy a week. Squirrel was like that.
Speaker 1: Remember I remember when I told you when I have
Speaker 1: that problem with Squirrel and I couldn't get away. Squirrel
Speaker 1: was like that, she just wanted to fuck because it
Speaker 1: was seven thirty two. I kid you not, bro, she's
Speaker 1: seven sex again.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I can't see myself having
Speaker 3: that much sex. One because my cochie gonna hurt. Two,
Speaker 3: like I got things to do. If we do, if
Speaker 3: we having sex, that means we're not doing something we're
Speaker 3: not supposed to. We're not accomplishing something that we're not
Speaker 3: supposed to be, like we're not accomplishing.
Speaker 2: So like I'm good, like y'all don't go to I
Speaker 2: hop or nothing.
Speaker 5: Y'all just be fucking and then when they get to
Speaker 5: I hop they fucking the bathroom or so jesus, But
Speaker 5: I mean, is that so when I said two or three,
Speaker 5: I said, I'm trying to maintain two or three a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of having sex. They was in the chat like
Speaker 2: two or three.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, yeah, listen, I love the discord. I
Speaker 3: love y'all, but y'all be capping, bro, y'all be capping
Speaker 3: because y'all know y'all have jobs, y'all know, y'all have kids,
Speaker 3: y'all know y'all got life shit. You know that you
Speaker 3: can't maintain.
Speaker 5: Said what they would like to do? Though, Okay, Like
Speaker 5: like this is what we said, what we would like
Speaker 5: to do? What would you would like to do? And
Speaker 5: you said three or four? He said two or three to.
Speaker 2: Three or four? You're going three or four? If we
Speaker 2: like ideal? Have I have more? I'm a recycled question
Speaker 2: threw at me.
Speaker 5: I would I said the same person, that matters if
Speaker 5: it's not the same person. Yeah, I could do six
Speaker 5: or eight.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, if.
Speaker 2: It's different, there's different joints. I could do like seven
Speaker 2: or twelve. Minds is in here right now, Like yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So y'all going on vacation for five days? How many
Speaker 1: times y'all having sex on vacation?
Speaker 2: Five days? Five days day? I'm just saying at least
Speaker 2: five times, at.
Speaker 3: Least that's the minimum. I don't know about maximum.
Speaker 2: That's that's about maximum, right yo. I think depends on
Speaker 2: where you go. It depends on where you go.
Speaker 5: Because you go to one of them sexual resources, you
Speaker 5: probably turning more than that, especially hedonism shit like that.
Speaker 2: I said, Hinduism. I'm an idiot. You go to headonism
Speaker 2: religion relationship.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, damn, I'm trying not to be stupid
Speaker 5: this year. This niggas just slap yourself.
Speaker 3: Did who used to do that?
Speaker 2: Stupid?
Speaker 3: Stupid?
Speaker 2: Stupid Marlin or Wayne's brothers? Stupid? Somebody used to do that.
Speaker 3: Somebody used to do that?
Speaker 2: Stupid, stupid, stupid? All right? What you got?
Speaker 3: So this actually was inspiration from yesterday when he threw
Speaker 3: it in the.
Speaker 2: Chat triples and he said, drama ran.
Speaker 3: So remember you have mentioned them on the show before,
Speaker 3: but the very different couple that does only fan content.
Speaker 2: Oh, the big girl in the.
Speaker 3: Smaller male presenting woman. I'm gonna I'm gonna use the
Speaker 3: right words because y'all was throwing that D word around.
Speaker 2: A lot we did. So is it male presenting? Is
Speaker 2: that that the right word?
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's what I say. I think it's safe.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the real word Isn't the word
Speaker 2: is a bad word? Yes? What about what about a G?
Speaker 2: A G? I think it's more accepted acceptable? Just younger
Speaker 2: and aggressive girl?
Speaker 3: Aggressive girl?
Speaker 2: Look a younger man, that's the more acceptable young man.
Speaker 5: I don't want to say male presenting because what if
Speaker 5: they take that as an insult to say that they
Speaker 5: we'll go a G.
Speaker 3: All right, So yeah, I don't know if it's just
Speaker 3: click on the link.
Speaker 2: I guess it absolutely. I absolutely did not. I did
Speaker 2: not exit out. I did not.
Speaker 3: Can I show it or.
Speaker 2: Yeah, YouTube is going to ban?
Speaker 3: Okay, So can I just did you show us? I
Speaker 3: can show y'all, Okay, I can throw it in the discord.
Speaker 3: I saved this video.
Speaker 5: This is the video that was in the I don't
Speaker 5: know what it was maybe it's that too horny or
Speaker 5: something like that, and it was the big big girl.
Speaker 2: And the girl was sucking up with her. Her arm
Speaker 2: was like slamming. Yeah, this is that. That's that couple.
Speaker 5: So if you're in the discord, the first and second
Speaker 5: videos are going to go into the new episode discussion.
Speaker 2: But yeah, what you got caught? All right? Okay, not
Speaker 2: the pretty ricky all right? So they basically haven't they
Speaker 2: got a guy there? Wait? What yeah, this is fire?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: Let me see what questions?
Speaker 5: So they basically haveing a threesome with a guy. Ag
Speaker 5: got some breast on it too, though ain't got some
Speaker 5: breast on Yes, she got some good memory glands.
Speaker 2: Ship. Whoa, it wasn't as bad as I thought it
Speaker 2: was gonna be.
Speaker 3: I haven't to for I have questions though, answers yes, no,
Speaker 3: yes it is.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: So there's an uptick of men that I've been seeing
Speaker 3: on Twitter who are crushing on a g women. It's
Speaker 3: been like a thing that's happening. And my thing is like,
Speaker 3: could you see yourself crushing on one?
Speaker 2: Crushing on one?
Speaker 1: No, but I definitely do watch a g porn like
Speaker 1: seeing them get like taken down for real.
Speaker 2: Once you know they had that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a small bros holes mad branches of porn.
Speaker 1: Like it's a branch of porn where like guys are
Speaker 1: like having sex with like ag percent and women when
Speaker 1: they naked, though you can't really everybody is a girl
Speaker 1: when they naked for the most part really, So it's
Speaker 1: something about.
Speaker 2: I can't even say it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that, but it's interesting, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because it could sound kind of wrong,
Speaker 1: like I could say it to.
Speaker 2: Y'all, but.
Speaker 3: Like a Courtney whisper, what I would say is.
Speaker 1: This, there's certain times where like you look got women
Speaker 1: sometimes like it's a mountain you gotta climb, right like
Speaker 1: as guys or I gotta climb this mountain, I gotta
Speaker 1: conquer this type thing. And when you sometimes like watch
Speaker 1: guys fucking like ag women, it's almost like a bigger mountain,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like it's almost like more
Speaker 1: of a challenge, like a bigger breakdown of like power
Speaker 1: dynamic and ship. Like that sounds kind of crazy, but
Speaker 1: that's could be like it in a way. Arouse men
Speaker 1: sometimes when you put it that way, they be kind
Speaker 1: of pretty though, you know, they're not like they don't
Speaker 1: like me like that.
Speaker 2: The ones I watch they be kind.
Speaker 5: Of had ag press me like yo, I knocked that
Speaker 5: down me too. Yeah, I had a press me once time,
Speaker 5: type homie.
Speaker 2: She said. She said, you got lips like a girl.
Speaker 5: I said, I did have a crush on an ag
Speaker 5: back in the days, remember, But she was also you
Speaker 5: could tell she was a pretty girl.
Speaker 2: She just liked to come up as a you know,
Speaker 2: in that way. But and she had a fatty too.
Speaker 2: And was this the flower one? The fly one was
Speaker 2: telling me about swag from.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Crushed on you, and I'm stealing your swag.
Speaker 2: Wear your clothes really a bit.
Speaker 1: She would don't close took a hood Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: tightly dressed like a boy better than me. Did you
Speaker 1: take a hoodie when you over there?
Speaker 5: I never went over there, but I would have. But
Speaker 5: they told me I was wrong for crushing. No, I've
Speaker 5: never been. She told me that to do that she
Speaker 5: would have to strap me. Oh, I guess she's trying
Speaker 5: to get me off of So she was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: to do that, I gotta fuck you.
Speaker 2: And I was like nah.
Speaker 3: So she tried to get trying to be like, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: you have crushes on ags.
Speaker 6: No, like I said in the chat, I feel like
Speaker 6: I'm just now seeing that. So I'm trying to understand
Speaker 6: the science for real, I'm still trying to process a.
Speaker 2: Lot of them be having fat.
Speaker 1: Every age has a fat ass underneath those Levi's awesome
Speaker 1: titties and titties tell leave that champion hoodie.
Speaker 2: We objectifying.
Speaker 3: So I guess my next question is like, yo, they
Speaker 3: all come for me. Could you see yourself having sex
Speaker 3: with one Ian pussy her sucking you dick like and
Speaker 3: she looks very male presenting like I'm sorry, age ish like.
Speaker 3: So we told about Caesar Fade, like we talked about.
Speaker 1: Did you see the video of the age get a
Speaker 1: hiccup from the barber and he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would definitely take that down.
Speaker 2: She had the prettiest she.
Speaker 1: Had hair like mine, but just like the like I knew,
Speaker 1: like if she was like girly girl and she'd be tough.
Speaker 2: I would yeah.
Speaker 3: But I'm not asking would you take her down as
Speaker 3: a girly girl. I'm asking her will you take her down?
Speaker 2: As I take her down right there looking like DMX, Yes,
Speaker 2: it's a funny thing.
Speaker 5: It is having this conversation, right, dude keeps pressing that
Speaker 5: girl in the barber chair, and it's kind of cringe it.
Speaker 3: See that video.
Speaker 2: I gotta save.
Speaker 5: But it's like you could tell, first of all, she
Speaker 5: likes the fact the way he cuts her hair, so
Speaker 5: she keeps going back to him, but he's pressing her
Speaker 5: and he's like touching her chin and she's like, you
Speaker 5: ain't got touch me like that and he's like, yo,
Speaker 5: you know you want to straight. You want to straight
Speaker 5: your your line, you want to straight. And she's like yeah,
Speaker 5: and he's like, yeah, you can make you straight. He's
Speaker 5: like a bunch of that, and it's like, yo, she
Speaker 5: looks visibly uncomfortable even though she's recording it.
Speaker 2: He's recording it and her waves with spinning, so she
Speaker 2: don't want to switch.
Speaker 5: Barbers, like don't I don't know if they're doing this together,
Speaker 5: I hope, So I hope you could tell she's visibly uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: And she's done two videos with this guy and he's
Speaker 5: like touching all in the face. She's like that, why
Speaker 5: you got touching me like that? So this conversation, it
Speaker 5: kind of does remind me of back then question on
Speaker 5: this girl, And it's like it's almost like when a guy, hey,
Speaker 5: guys persson on a straight.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I'm not into that? Why are
Speaker 2: you pressing me like that? And so now that's I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even I wouldn't even try to play.
Speaker 5: But if they came at me and they look like shorty,
Speaker 5: it could possibly probably, Like I said, there's like aughtick.
Speaker 3: Of men.
Speaker 2: For what what's that? What's the science behind it? I
Speaker 2: know what it is? What is it possible change be
Speaker 2: one of the they bros? Let's just keep it. Who
Speaker 2: didn't want to go there? But who wants to go there?
Speaker 2: Who wants to get there? To explain it?
Speaker 3: Explain I need to hear this.
Speaker 2: Explain this all right?
Speaker 6: So me personally, not me, I'm not saying this relates
Speaker 6: to me, but I'm just saying, like we know how
Speaker 6: we know how guys are, bro And this goes back
Speaker 6: to our conversation when we were talking about how guys
Speaker 6: do things for other men, right, how gods even like
Speaker 6: other women because.
Speaker 2: Of other men.
Speaker 3: Well, that's this is true because I have encountering men
Speaker 3: who do not like women. They with them, but they
Speaker 3: don't like women.
Speaker 2: So this this goes back to that conversation.
Speaker 6: So what I'm saying, what I'm saying, I'm being funny,
Speaker 6: but what I'm saying is, you know, there's a stigma
Speaker 6: between guys obviously liking their bro or their friend, but
Speaker 6: we know behind the scenes it gets a little dicey.
Speaker 3: So what scenes?
Speaker 2: What scenes? Just because we don't agree with you, But
Speaker 2: it's not about It's not me. I don't know this way.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, like from the internet and you know,
Speaker 6: the things that we see, I think there's a lot
Speaker 6: of that presence and a lot of that energy that
Speaker 6: be around in these male circles. And when we're talking
Speaker 6: about this situation in particular, I think because these women
Speaker 6: are what you said, courney male represented as ags, I
Speaker 6: think that that's a that's a safe bet for the
Speaker 6: guy because again it's a girl, but they're still giving
Speaker 6: the the the bro vibe. I've seen the video of
Speaker 6: of an AG and the guy and they were driving
Speaker 6: together and the guy was like, He's like, damn, bro,
Speaker 6: why your tity is so big? And like, you know,
Speaker 6: kind of like playing with the ag like that, And
Speaker 6: I think that's that's the like that video made me understand,
Speaker 6: like Okay, there's a lot of that energy that be
Speaker 6: going on. I think not saying amongst everybody, but I
Speaker 6: think that does exist, and I think niggas just don't
Speaker 6: want to like acknowledge that.
Speaker 2: I mean, we could agree to disagree.
Speaker 5: I think do you think are you saying I definitely
Speaker 5: disagree with him completely on that On a general scale,
Speaker 5: they can always distruth in almost everything and everything to
Speaker 5: what you're saying yesterday, there's something I'm a me. Yes,
Speaker 5: they gonna have to talk about the way that he
Speaker 5: aligns with ship going against the green.
Speaker 3: Oh, because he's an Aquarius and that's what aquariuses.
Speaker 6: We always Oh, you know, niggas want they bros. Yeah,
Speaker 6: hold on, I'm just crazy, But I'm talking about from
Speaker 6: the other I.
Speaker 5: Definitely feel that it's almost like getting the chick that
Speaker 5: can't be got. It's what you was saying, Climbing that
Speaker 5: mountain is like yo, when people climb out ever, you
Speaker 5: know you're supposed to be able to do that. And
Speaker 5: so if you got a girl that you're saying only
Speaker 5: likes girls, you being able to get her and like you,
Speaker 5: it's like.
Speaker 2: It's like the purple heart. You know what I'm saying
Speaker 2: it's like this, this medal of honor, this valor.
Speaker 5: That you, as a dude that's a sniper, can say, yeah,
Speaker 5: I got all you got all those chicks, I got
Speaker 5: that one.
Speaker 2: She don't even like niggas. It's more like that now, yes, bro,
Speaker 2: cousin my friend. I don't know what.
Speaker 5: Circles you're talking about. That you said, bro, looks like
Speaker 5: they bro because it's safe. That's not the circles I've
Speaker 5: personally been in the scene.
Speaker 2: How do you respect your truth but also true?
Speaker 1: The only reason why I want to like object that
Speaker 1: is because granted this might not apply to me or you, right,
Speaker 1: but for the most part, guys aren't really allowed to
Speaker 1: like really be freaky or kinky like that. You know,
Speaker 1: we stay in this little box, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it's like if a nigga, do you know what damn?
Speaker 1: I do like ag women? You know, I like women,
Speaker 1: but I just sometimes maybe I want to dabble some
Speaker 1: ag joints. I feel like a nigga, you have a
Speaker 1: pass to do that and not like, oh, you just
Speaker 1: want to fuck your boys type shit, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So comments or statements like that kind of
Speaker 1: sets us back a little bit more. Whether having guys
Speaker 1: being more true to themselves and going against the grain
Speaker 1: and doing it that they actually truthfully really liked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do they really like Shorty or are they
Speaker 2: just trying That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: exploring their sexual fluidity.
Speaker 5: But is it fluidity if they're just trying to do
Speaker 5: something that they think other niggas can't do? Because there
Speaker 5: is some truth to trying to do things just to
Speaker 5: impress your niggas.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could be attracted. I don't think
Speaker 1: as a man you could actually form attractions at the
Speaker 1: point where you want to fuck. If you're not semuch
Speaker 1: like you, I can't fuck something not attracted.
Speaker 2: To You might not be able to.
Speaker 5: But there are guys out here that will take a
Speaker 5: chick down just because they know they man want them.
Speaker 6: And that's what and that's my point. That's what I'm
Speaker 6: speaking to, that those men that operate in that sense.
Speaker 6: But to accordney Port, men that don't even like the women,
Speaker 6: They don't care about the women or getting her. It's
Speaker 6: just what it looks like for the other guys, what
Speaker 6: they perceived as for the men that's the real thing
Speaker 6: for them, and that's what I'm speaking.
Speaker 1: But even that, I don't take that as I want
Speaker 1: to fuck my man, you know what I'm saying, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do some shit them, So yeah, look at
Speaker 1: what I did, but I don't want to fuck you, nigga.
Speaker 5: It's this thing that they be talking about with heterosexual
Speaker 5: men being homosocial. Whereas they form this loving bond with
Speaker 5: their friends, they want to impress their friends. They want
Speaker 5: relationships like the ones that they have with their friends,
Speaker 5: but they are heterosexual, right, and so it's almost like
Speaker 5: doing things to impress your partner or you know, admiring
Speaker 5: your partner in a way that is a loving way.
Speaker 5: And that's the way guys look at their friends. And
Speaker 5: so if you know, you got this group of guys
Speaker 5: and you're trying to impress them in some.
Speaker 2: Way, you might do this one thing. Yeah sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: you couldn't do that.
Speaker 3: I'm so complicated, complicated.
Speaker 1: But you know, also, even even when you were wind
Speaker 1: back to like the history of time, like when I
Speaker 1: was a little nigga and I got a new pair
Speaker 1: of air forces, would come like, yo, look at my
Speaker 1: air forces. You know what I'm saying so to a
Speaker 1: certain extent, like you know, as yo, nigga, look what
Speaker 1: I got. You do show off to a certain extent
Speaker 1: you feel me. I feel like everything is okay. It
Speaker 1: was done in like a feasible amount, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And I will say, though, fucking with a
Speaker 1: woman to impress a nigga's a bit excessive.
Speaker 2: To me personally. No, it is.
Speaker 1: It happened, I trust me. My friends do it sometimes too.
Speaker 1: For me, I'm a nigga, I don't care. I had
Speaker 1: it already.
Speaker 2: But but just saying, I'm just saying I didn't start
Speaker 2: the conversation like this. When you come to me, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let you know.
Speaker 1: But what I was saying was, though I do feel
Speaker 1: whenever it comes to like an actual human being and
Speaker 1: it's feelings involved in his emotional involved, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're kind of a foul nigga if you just fucking
Speaker 1: somebody or fucking what somebody like to prove a point.
Speaker 1: It does happen, doesn't a lot of guys, especially going
Speaker 1: through a certain point in their life, do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a phase I'll go through, even if.
Speaker 2: It's just even if it's women, you just be wanting
Speaker 2: to collect bodies.
Speaker 5: Like I remember me and my homeboy Messiah used to
Speaker 5: meet up on the strip and see how many chicks
Speaker 5: we could bag that day, just to bag them.
Speaker 2: I used to be competing one day with Dubs Empire.
Speaker 5: Talking about what we would go downtown and whoever you
Speaker 5: could get put that on your list. I remember one
Speaker 5: time I had eleven, he had whatever, And that was
Speaker 5: how many chicks we bagged that day? And did we
Speaker 5: was we really looking? He was just doing it for
Speaker 5: the dude. And I think that that a lot of guys.
Speaker 2: Go through that. I think me personally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's a what age does that need to stop?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: Like when's the maturity kicking? It's like, Ahi, nigga, Like enough,
Speaker 3: because when you.
Speaker 1: Get older, you're not just getting numbers, You're getting bodies, nigga,
Speaker 1: You're getting sould, You're getting feels, You're got emotions. You're
Speaker 1: getting people fucked up, you know what I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: that's when they end up some things about self respect too.
Speaker 3: Also sexual discipline. I just I don't know. I feel
Speaker 3: like sexual discipline is such a turn on for me
Speaker 3: now though, as I'm getting older, I'm just like.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: Why you called me a drunk offender? Is that why
Speaker 2: I get these days? You?
Speaker 3: Literally, I've never met someone who jerked off every day,
Speaker 3: So that's why I called you the drum defender. I've
Speaker 3: never met You don't know that because guys openly admitted
Speaker 3: that they jerked off every day.
Speaker 2: That's true. You've never met anybody like me in that fashion.
Speaker 3: All right, switching gears a little bit. So me and
Speaker 3: my well, let me not call her out, but we
Speaker 3: key key a lot, and she sent me she screenshotted it.
Speaker 3: She let me take a picture of a text message
Speaker 3: exchange that she had with a man, and he goes, uh,
Speaker 3: it's having a tongue piercing. It's going to be a problem,
Speaker 3: she says. Honestly, I wouldn't say that it would be
Speaker 3: a problem, but it's something that I don't like.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna shut the fun because we
Speaker 1: get banned, We're gonna get canceled because of me. One day,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut the wrong I'm gonna just shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. I'm gonna shut up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep going because my cousin, who's half Puerto Rican,
Speaker 3: definitely has a tongue ring anyway, got so he said,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind getting rid of it. I just had
Speaker 3: it for too long anyway, And she goes, what made
Speaker 3: you pierce your tongue? I had it since junior high
Speaker 3: school and I thought it was cool because I could
Speaker 3: change it with my outfits.
Speaker 2: Nah, I can't say that, my lama flying What what
Speaker 2: you're looking at?
Speaker 3: He's looking at the text message.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I mean, bro, imagine you sweat went from
Speaker 1: the white torrent to the pink tonring just right down?
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: Nah yah, let me just change my tongue because wait,
Speaker 1: wait what ship the olive nones came out?
Speaker 2: I got some just got an olive tongue. I'm not
Speaker 2: goin to pull up an army fatigued tongue. I ain't
Speaker 2: gonna lie. Does that fall into like the queer thing?
Speaker 2: So the definition of queer is pretty much like not
Speaker 2: being defined by things and can be also sometimes viewed
Speaker 2: as unusual or maybe even awkward, and to so in
Speaker 2: a way, that's kind of subjective. It's subjective. But to
Speaker 2: me that would be a little queer.
Speaker 3: I think it could fall into a bit of queerness
Speaker 3: to me. I mean, he could be. I mean, he
Speaker 3: could be straight or this.
Speaker 2: Puerto Rican for real, and I'm not even joking it
Speaker 2: could be straight. That's some flash.
Speaker 5: Why do we look at this tongue ring because it's
Speaker 5: so courtney for you? You see a guy with a
Speaker 5: green olive.
Speaker 2: Green tongue wing with the alum nines, with the.
Speaker 1: With the right and the and the army hat like
Speaker 1: the Scully army fatigue to fatigue the enemy.
Speaker 2: What did that say to you? And he says he's
Speaker 2: strictly he's never like men, he's strictly in the women.
Speaker 2: What does that say to you? Like? Why why does
Speaker 2: that turn you off or turn you away?
Speaker 3: There's a certain there's certain piercings that turned me off.
Speaker 3: And this is actually what I wanted to get into,
Speaker 3: Like what are piercings that turn you on and off?
Speaker 3: Tongue rings for men turned me off only because like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. And it's not like
Speaker 3: I'm associating it with being queer. It's just that it's
Speaker 3: like it's something that I.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like when a man has an eyebrow piercing,
Speaker 3: can't have eyebrows no more?
Speaker 2: My god, Damn.
Speaker 5: What if he what if he likes killed like seven niggs?
Speaker 5: He said, what does it make him like a like girly?
Speaker 5: Like what if he's like the craziest gangster in the world.
Speaker 3: I still don't like it. I just don't like it.
Speaker 3: So tongue piercing is for men. Eyebrows on eyebear piercings
Speaker 3: on a man, and I would say, dick piercing, that's
Speaker 3: scary to me. I told you I had uh met
Speaker 3: a guy. He had a what is it called Prince Charles?
Speaker 3: I think Prince Charles something, it's something Charleston And it
Speaker 3: went through it goes through the tip and I was
Speaker 3: just like, how does he funk? I don't know.
Speaker 2: You got to ask him how you find out?
Speaker 3: Because he's told me? Probably Albert, thank you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if girls. I don't think the girls
Speaker 2: are the same.
Speaker 4: Like piercings that turn you off, Yeah, because I've had
Speaker 4: the I've seen girls with like the the septum that
Speaker 4: just means to me that she a little freaky.
Speaker 2: Hmmm. The click don't bother me at all. What could
Speaker 2: possibly be a pissing that? You know which one?
Speaker 3: The cheek? I don't like those what about the cheap
Speaker 3: pierces eternal? For you guys like China had the why
Speaker 3: your face look like that?
Speaker 1: Because I know what you're talking about. I hate when
Speaker 1: they I don't like, I'm not a big parson guy.
Speaker 1: I would say the back, the lower back, all.
Speaker 3: The germs, like the two little diamonds in the lower back.
Speaker 2: That's just dumb. That just it just feels like painful.
Speaker 2: It looks painful, it looks like.
Speaker 5: So yeah, that would probably be the one out of
Speaker 5: everything that I would be like, all fire, It's like, why.
Speaker 2: Did you do that?
Speaker 3: I remember there was a I knew a girl who
Speaker 3: had like tattoos of eyes on her back, and then
Speaker 3: as the pupil for the eyes, she had the the
Speaker 3: two piercings, and I was just like, okay, that's interest,
Speaker 3: that's interesting stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knows what you're looking back here for.
Speaker 3: You had a whole damn bikini one.
Speaker 2: So about her? Why she got eyes? Back here? What
Speaker 2: the you looking at? Ain't back here for you, bitch,
Speaker 2: But for me, I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm actually not a big person guy. The
Speaker 1: only persons that I will tolerate ears cities that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't like anything else. It gotta be one of
Speaker 1: the little small studs that was like very small to
Speaker 1: where I barely don't even notice it.
Speaker 2: I got tattoos. You can't have no facetats, no chest
Speaker 2: that check with a chest tat been in prison, I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna hold you. I've seen some fire ass chest tattoos.
Speaker 3: You got the little Rihanna, not the not the cleavage one.
Speaker 5: Got.
Speaker 2: If you got like the fucking who that.
Speaker 1: If you got like the Chris Brown ship, like I've
Speaker 1: seen it's sexy. No, that's not sexy that've seen. It
Speaker 1: gives me you set up niggas and you rob them.
Speaker 1: It also gives me you you beat kids with boots.
Speaker 5: I feel like any style that we talked about can't
Speaker 5: really be generalized because it's like, how does this person
Speaker 5: wear it. There's times when you see some ship that
Speaker 5: you would think Outlanders and somebody else, but the way
Speaker 5: this person wears it, for some reason, it's just fire bro.
Speaker 1: I ain't never seen a sexy chest sack be given.
Speaker 1: Jeff be given Jeff home, not on front.
Speaker 3: I personally don't like seeing chest chats on women either.
Speaker 3: I like the cleavage stuff like that's very like, very pretty,
Speaker 3: but the chest plates, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, w w E superstar Judge's hell on this show,
Speaker 1: you goddamn right niggas Judge matthis and this bitch list.
Speaker 3: I can tell when I see one, Yes, what about you?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like the cheek tats that's a tat.
Speaker 2: I don't really care for.
Speaker 3: The cheek Pierson. Yeah, I don't really care the black China's.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't really care for cool nose uh belly.
Speaker 2: But teddies is fine.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I had a coworker who this is a
Speaker 3: long time ago, but she was like, do you want
Speaker 3: to get your clip pierced with me?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 3: No language, Sorry, I have to because I was like
Speaker 3: what She was like, oh, it's only six weeks of healing.
Speaker 3: I said no, I was on something.
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, why would I we clip sisters?
Speaker 3: Why would I go get a clippers?
Speaker 2: Just way more cool with other women being naked with No.
Speaker 3: Fine, because I am too, But like asking some asking
Speaker 3: your coworker to go get clip.
Speaker 1: Piers, that's not professional. Definitely, It's one of the rules
Speaker 1: in the HR handbook. I don't but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's in this.
Speaker 2: Were y'all mad cool?
Speaker 3: We wasn't mad cool, but we was like, oh we
Speaker 3: talked here and there.
Speaker 2: But that was kind of like like, hey, is the
Speaker 2: paper in the printer? Cool?
Speaker 5: So what?
Speaker 2: You didn't talk away from work?
Speaker 3: We didn't hang out after work, not at all.
Speaker 2: This how much time that she spent at your desk?
Speaker 2: I think you wanted to beat? Yeah, maybe I want
Speaker 2: to beat. Maybe, Like chicks don't tell you they want
Speaker 2: to beat, they just do. She like, you want to
Speaker 2: get your pussy piars.
Speaker 1: Here's the funny part. She probably don't do the piercing, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my shop? Got is you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 1: Something happened to me the other day And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I should take this inso or a compliment
Speaker 1: this young lady. When I was at work doing some
Speaker 1: ship outside, she was like, oh my god, you're so
Speaker 1: cute or whatever. I was like, thank you, I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: you know, compliments Like who don't like a compliment? And
Speaker 1: then she was still talking to me and I'm like, yo, how.
Speaker 2: Old are you? She looked young. I already looked at
Speaker 2: her and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yo, how old you She's like, I'm twenty one. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, so, how old you think I am?
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, twenty five, twenty six? And I
Speaker 1: was so furiated, Bro, I spent my whole life trying
Speaker 1: to look tough and old and mean and like like
Speaker 1: a killer, and now that I can't have this betterf like,
Speaker 1: I lost that shit. So when she said that shit
Speaker 1: to me, it just made me just resent the fact
Speaker 1: that I just can't have my steelo no more. But
Speaker 1: then somebody was like, yo, looking young is a good thing.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, yo, I don't necessarily want to look young.
Speaker 2: Am I bugging? Because I took that shit the wrong way?
Speaker 2: I'm bugging.
Speaker 1: I don't look twenty five. I give me a calm
Speaker 1: twenty eight. I'm cool with by my bugging because I
Speaker 1: felt like, was that an insult? Like should I be tight?
Speaker 2: Said? You look sweet? I so like a like a bitch?
Speaker 2: Like that's what she told me?
Speaker 1: You look soft? That's how I took it, Yo, you
Speaker 1: look soft, nigga. And I was like, damn, I look
Speaker 1: so how did.
Speaker 3: You How did you correlate looking young and being and looking.
Speaker 2: Like a bitch? Because I'm mad, old bro, I'm an
Speaker 2: old nigga. I'm a he's a half a century. So
Speaker 2: what are we talking about about? To say? When I
Speaker 2: keep throwing under the hole, it's the half a century? Crazy?
Speaker 2: Why you gotta keep saying century? The century crazy? That's
Speaker 2: why you keep saying century.
Speaker 3: It's to make you seem like.
Speaker 2: You're older than what you are. And that's mad for you.
Speaker 5: It's all love, no good got you just remember and
Speaker 5: he gets returned.
Speaker 2: Because if I was to do that to her, you know,
Speaker 2: she would be she would be mad sensitive.
Speaker 3: Because when people be like, oh, you look your age,
Speaker 3: that doesn't offend me. You know, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: look young and they don't look young. That don't bother me.
Speaker 3: I look young, I look my age.
Speaker 2: I want to at least look my age, though not always.
Speaker 2: I want I want to get older. You're not going
Speaker 2: to want to look your age.
Speaker 1: I'm already older. I want to look You're not that
Speaker 1: much older. You're not really older, right, twenty five and
Speaker 1: thirty two or two different ages mentally, but like.
Speaker 2: Thirty two, you still have the beginning of your don't yeah,
Speaker 2: you just started at twenty five, nigga, I just got
Speaker 2: my cardshirt still mad Eye. I don't want to look
Speaker 2: twenty five. Bro.
Speaker 5: I think that it's a compliment, and I think that
Speaker 5: you should accept the fact that you don't look threatening.
Speaker 2: I think I should have wanted that bothered me. No,
Speaker 2: I think no. I think that you should really go
Speaker 2: up and you should stand. That's yo.
Speaker 5: Big women ain't into that ship like that ship is
Speaker 5: something that we did when we was young to protect
Speaker 5: ourselves like that. Nigga, You're a grown ass man with
Speaker 5: a job. You at your own crib, right, You're not
Speaker 5: standing around.
Speaker 2: In the car.
Speaker 5: You don't got guns, and whyians around you bandanas and
Speaker 5: fucking poo shiinsty Nigga, that is a horrible life.
Speaker 3: Honestly, if I saw you walking down the street and
Speaker 3: I saw someone in a pool shasty, Why a with
Speaker 3: a pool shaky, I'm gonna be like, well, let me eat,
Speaker 3: let me walk.
Speaker 2: Why do you think I'm sick?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Right? And this just shows how much it's really not old.
Speaker 5: Oh, because at this age, why do you still want
Speaker 5: to hold onto the episode.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to look like some little soft nigga,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But you also don't want to look threatened into a
Speaker 3: woman when she's walking down the shore, All.
Speaker 2: Right, can I can I just look thirty? I wanted
Speaker 2: to look thirty at least.
Speaker 3: I would have took it as a compliments.
Speaker 2: Mustache, no beard, so you definitely look thirty. So don't
Speaker 2: worry about that. Yeah, I respect. I feel better.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: We were talking about porn stars and the lips.
Speaker 2: She followed us and followed.
Speaker 3: Us definitely.
Speaker 2: Childhood Hero and Kobe Bryant, So whom was.
Speaker 3: Like, are there any new porn stars out? Are we
Speaker 3: still harboring on old school poorn stars?
Speaker 2: So what Courtney said is is she an old porn star?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: And then I took a break and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was really popping when I was like in high school.
Speaker 1: But high school for me was almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: Some of my head like, damn, maybe she is considered
Speaker 1: an old porn star. But then I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: My problem with porn stars is like it's not like
Speaker 1: the NBA, like you know, it's a new batch of niggas,
Speaker 1: Like now we got the the frigging Victor and the
Speaker 1: fucking Anthony Edwards and the Zion Williamson's then you got
Speaker 1: the older niggas, you got the Lebron's, the Kevin Durant
Speaker 1: porn stars, like your porn stars just come and then
Speaker 1: they go.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I never.
Speaker 1: See like no new porn stars dropping like brand, Like,
Speaker 1: are there ever any new porn stars that ass brand?
Speaker 5: Who's that fire caramel chick, big old booty, beautiful, gorgeous, Yes,
Speaker 5: and she's getting it in and the way she torkus
Speaker 5: her shit is crazy.
Speaker 3: A porn star draft.
Speaker 2: Ski one day a right with new players and all players.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to look out for the new players.
Speaker 2: Five point stars right now, shoot, both of you.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know them by name. I wouldn't know them
Speaker 5: by names. I don't know names video not really, No,
Speaker 5: I know them by video for sure.
Speaker 3: His favorite.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of them are now are content creators.
Speaker 5: They got only fans and sh like that. They do
Speaker 5: solo content. They do their own ship on their own page.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about all time porn stars, not currently.
Speaker 1: I know you know five all time porn stars from
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy to now, Nigger.
Speaker 2: I know you know at least five Pinky's on my list.
Speaker 2: Pinky's up there. I got Beauty do your Cherokee, Miss Cleo,
Speaker 2: Lethal Lips, and Sophia Costello. That's not nuts.
Speaker 3: What I couldn't even know. I couldn't even name off like.
Speaker 2: Jada Phi is not on this. I was here.
Speaker 3: Jada fighters not on there because like her races and
Speaker 3: the way she sells, because.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie like I like chicken, how fuck
Speaker 1: for real? How to compare to like the chicks that
Speaker 1: I name?
Speaker 2: Nah want to get pounded because Cleo lush love Miss Cleo,
Speaker 2: she just got this.
Speaker 3: If I knew how to suck some dick though.
Speaker 1: I like lethal Lips. Let me stop disrespecting. Then just
Speaker 1: started follows on Instagram Lips, I love you, baby, come
Speaker 1: to the show please. We'll DM you in a few
Speaker 1: Back to Utah. I mean, Courtney, you can't namely five
Speaker 1: porn starf I can name you five niggas.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even do that.
Speaker 1: You got Wesley Pipes, Justice Slayer, Brian pomper Man, Dingo
Speaker 1: and Little d.
Speaker 3: Yeh see you better than me because I don't know them,
Speaker 3: and I'm the jerk offender.
Speaker 2: I'm the team of male and female. I study sex
Speaker 2: for work. My brother.
Speaker 1: Okay, now the statistics and the numbers and the analytics
Speaker 1: is how I look at porn. Okay, I'm watching it
Speaker 1: for an educational review so I can come to you
Speaker 1: guys and share with you the new things that I've learned.
Speaker 2: Sounded really good.
Speaker 5: Okay, Ron Burgundy style I personally beauty, do your fire.
Speaker 2: She was dope. She wouldn't be on my top ten,
Speaker 2: No top ten, she would make your top ten.
Speaker 5: But you gotta you gotta remember there are body type favorites,
Speaker 5: there are style favorites, just sexual style. I'm not really
Speaker 5: big on women talking like beauty to your is the
Speaker 5: type that would fuck you and talk crazy to you
Speaker 5: while fucking you.
Speaker 2: And that's not That's not my thing, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Remember, I'm big on being dominant and she's
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, she's throwing. That's not really my thing.
Speaker 5: But I can appreciate how nice she was. She was
Speaker 5: amazing at her craft, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But just not my thing. So yeah, this's there's gonna
Speaker 2: be a bunch of them. But I love all of
Speaker 2: the post. I love big shout out the queen rogue too.
Speaker 2: Queen who rogue? What's how you supposed last name O
Speaker 2: R O G. You know that we see. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know what means watching porn religiously for like more than
Speaker 2: almost my whole insite to be reading the comments.
Speaker 1: I do so when they put a video but they
Speaker 1: don't have the name, I read the comments for them
Speaker 1: to find out who this person is.
Speaker 2: I made an account and everything one up?
Speaker 5: Yeah too.
Speaker 2: Was tough, right, Facts.
Speaker 3: One six and dark?
Speaker 2: Do you have one?
Speaker 3: No, you're supposed to do it.
Speaker 2: I mean I did.
Speaker 3: Oh when I wasn't here for this episode.
Speaker 2: I never got him together. But yeah, you can't get
Speaker 2: them together. I never got them together.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: It's okay. Let's I have some things that I would
Speaker 2: like to discuss of you guys.
Speaker 3: I was going to get into something else.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, I thought you No, I wasn't out of ship.
Speaker 3: We can't prepare, okay. So the answer is yes, Nah,
Speaker 3: you know I have to girl it up a little bit. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not a nigga. So Valentine's Days is coming up? Yeah,
Speaker 3: stood up with right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know why.
Speaker 1: So he thought I was bugging when out because I
Speaker 1: was bringing a Valentine like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Said yeah, I started preparing were right? I said, yes, nigga,
Speaker 2: you are prepared for you now. No, why why it's
Speaker 2: fucking January. It's January.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I'm not I'm not jumping on you. You
Speaker 3: said you never heard yet. That's it, all right, So dude,
Speaker 3: I'm talking to right. I text him about Valentine's Day
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you know, so, I have a terrible history,
Speaker 3: have a terrible history of Valentine's I never celebrated even
Speaker 3: if I was dating someone. The men I always date
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I don't celebrate it, or we could
Speaker 3: do it at thirteen with his National Black National Black
Speaker 3: Love Day? What the fuck is the National Black Love Day?
Speaker 3: No One?
Speaker 2: The thirteenth is kind of disrespectful. I don't see me
Speaker 2: on the fifteenth.
Speaker 5: Saying that I want to see you on the thirteenth,
Speaker 5: It's like, well, what are you doing tomorrow? How are
Speaker 5: you even trying to make plans? So you're trying to
Speaker 5: tell me that you're making plans.
Speaker 2: For the day before. That's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: How can I say if you can't get off work,
Speaker 1: but you just you're just planning to not be available
Speaker 1: on the fourteenth.
Speaker 3: There's no excuse to share because valentine Day's uh rolls
Speaker 3: on a Friday have a good weekend to go through.
Speaker 3: So I just asked him how he felt about it,
Speaker 3: and that'ked what we was doing, and I'd any of that,
Speaker 3: like how do you feel about it? So the first
Speaker 3: man I've ever dated who was like, I think you
Speaker 3: should celebrate the day if you care about that person,
Speaker 3: like any other day. And I'm like, okay, cool. It
Speaker 3: will be my first time actually experienced a Valentine's Day
Speaker 3: that's not it doesn't turn out terrible. So I was
Speaker 3: thinking to myself, I was like, why do men when
Speaker 3: it comes to Valentine's Day? Why do men come up
Speaker 3: with the excuses that they do? Is it that they're broke?
Speaker 3: Is that they just they don't really care for us?
Speaker 2: Do they come up oh as far as like not
Speaker 2: wanting to celebrate it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't know because I'm not a man.
Speaker 3: So I'm asking y'all.
Speaker 1: A lot of guys aren't romantic. A lot of guys,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say broke. I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot I feel like it's guys.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: Me and Tom was having conversation earlier, and I feel
Speaker 1: like as men we don't always most guys don't know
Speaker 1: what their job is when it comes to relationships with women. Like,
Speaker 1: even if you're a guy who doesn't notoriously like Valentine's Day, bro,
Speaker 1: there's certain compromises you just make out of the fucking
Speaker 1: respect you have for.
Speaker 2: Your partner, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So like if a nigga, I know niggas who don't
Speaker 1: like Christmas, your happy qualms and nigga, but you know
Speaker 1: you got to show that you know whatever, even if
Speaker 1: you got kids, you're gonna do what you gotta do
Speaker 1: for the people that meanshit in your life, right. And
Speaker 1: I just personally feel like guys who not don't really
Speaker 1: care about Valentine's Day and their partner does. I just personally,
Speaker 1: if you're one not really romantic, you're kind of self
Speaker 1: centered and too. It's kind of like a slap in
Speaker 1: the face to like your relationship it's just one.
Speaker 2: Day, bro. I don't agree. I know you don't. I
Speaker 2: think that.
Speaker 5: So I agree that romantic can be in there, right,
Speaker 5: But why is romantic? I think that the reason why
Speaker 5: is because why is romance being this one day?
Speaker 2: Now? Because I'm not doing this one day?
Speaker 5: That makes me not romantic or I'm self centered because
Speaker 5: I don't like the amount of energy that you're putting
Speaker 5: on this one day. As if if I don't show
Speaker 5: out this one day, it means I don't care about you,
Speaker 5: I don't love you, I don't respect the relationship, is
Speaker 5: what you say.
Speaker 2: And I think that everybody isn't that focused on that
Speaker 2: one day in.
Speaker 5: The way of you got to do all of this
Speaker 5: grandiose things on this one day, because I know a
Speaker 5: lot of women that are not into Valentine's Day in
Speaker 5: that fashion, Like, Yo, you could just do dinner and
Speaker 5: whatever we can eat in the crib, we can celebrate
Speaker 5: whatever it is, But that doesn't define how much you
Speaker 5: care about me.
Speaker 2: And so if I'm the kind that doesn't, now I'm being.
Speaker 5: Judged if I'm not on the level that you'uron when
Speaker 5: it comes to it, right, And so I think that's
Speaker 5: where the disconnect is.
Speaker 2: Also, women have like nine birthdays a year. I was
Speaker 2: gonna tell you, Valentine's Day is a woman second person.
Speaker 5: Yo, you have all of these days that I'm supposed
Speaker 5: to put on for you and do all these things,
Speaker 5: and largely financial. Because then it's also like if I
Speaker 5: do this one thing and it's not to where you
Speaker 5: want it to be. I'm not that dope no more.
Speaker 2: Like I have to do all of this.
Speaker 5: To prove to you that I still love you, because
Speaker 5: if I didn't spend this much, if I didn't plan
Speaker 5: this much, whatever, Like I can't just come over with
Speaker 5: some with some chocolates.
Speaker 2: Remember when we was young, you could do a bun of.
Speaker 5: Chocolates, you know what I mean, and a flowers and
Speaker 5: flowers and you're good. Now It's like Jakes want to
Speaker 5: go to.
Speaker 2: Bora Bora ticks a fuller, They want.
Speaker 5: A helicopter ride. You gotta puck and have a blimp
Speaker 5: with I Love you Natalie.
Speaker 3: One hundred, one hundred three hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then you got Cardi b and also like she
Speaker 5: will walk in and the whole house is full of flowers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you got this seventy foot teddy bear.
Speaker 5: And it's like, yo, are we in competition with everybody
Speaker 5: else and everybody else's idea of what love should look like?
Speaker 1: Or nevertheless, have our own. Bro, if you'r a girl
Speaker 1: like Valentine, they celebrate Valentine's.
Speaker 3: Say so, here's my outlook on it? History, Like I said, historically,
Speaker 3: I've never had like a good Valentine's Day. Either I
Speaker 3: was never it was never being celebrated or the person
Speaker 3: I was dealing with, just like we got into an
Speaker 3: argument days before and then it just wouldn't happen.
Speaker 5: My thing is says, I don't need pre Valentine's pre Christmas,
Speaker 5: pre birthday argument arguments.
Speaker 3: Right, got too, So I don't need the three hundred roses.
Speaker 3: I can't, y'all, I hate. I don't need to chant roses.
Speaker 3: I don't even want to go out to eat because
Speaker 3: I know it's going to be a mad house. I want.
Speaker 3: We can stay in the crib, we can watch our
Speaker 3: favorite movies, we can have our favorite food, we can
Speaker 3: have our sex. That is what I'm looking for when
Speaker 3: I when I say I want to do Valentine's Say,
Speaker 3: but it's like when you men take it and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got to do these grand gestures, and it's like
Speaker 3: I don't require the grand gestures when it comes to
Speaker 3: Valentine's Say. I just want to be with you on
Speaker 3: the day and we can just eat.
Speaker 5: But that's you, that's but that's what men would rather do.
Speaker 5: But that's not the narrative out there.
Speaker 3: I know, because social media is saying that you need to.
Speaker 2: Do seven hundred dollars on Valentine's Day. Last year. We
Speaker 2: didn't like the food.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, Where'd I go?
Speaker 5: We went to some place on I want to say Seaport,
Speaker 5: some restaurant that was having like.
Speaker 3: A Valentine's Day prefixed minion.
Speaker 2: Right, and we didn't like the options.
Speaker 3: The food was okay, but seven hundred dollars and I
Speaker 3: did just was it the Fulton?
Speaker 2: Maybe? I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Maybe because the Fulton has good food, that's all. I'm
Speaker 3: just like, it wasn't the full time.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not sure. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: is that meant nothing? She was like, why did you
Speaker 2: spend seve hundred dollars? I was like, it was Valentine's
Speaker 2: Day and it's like you could have just gotten that.
Speaker 2: Is that Valentine's Day being a fail?
Speaker 3: Valentine's Valentine?
Speaker 1: Is that Valentine's a not being a thing or you're
Speaker 1: not knowing your partner that well. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That's kind of because that's what I'm picking up from this.
Speaker 1: So you see when the minute she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I would rather being the crab shaking like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with that.
Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, so it's not that.
Speaker 1: You're against Valentine's Day, you're just against doing certain things
Speaker 1: on this day.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Do you think I don't know?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
Speaker 5: She loves to eat, as every other woman in the
Speaker 5: world does. But the thing is that she be pocket watching.
Speaker 3: She's also like spend yes, right, but.
Speaker 5: It's Valentine's Day. Pocket watching you like have to You
Speaker 5: can't go to a restaurant like that on Valentine's No, No, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna have to. You have to spend crazy bread, you
Speaker 2: have to spend up the prices of Valentine's Yeah, they're going.
Speaker 3: Out to eat. You're gonna have to spend No, restaurants
Speaker 3: is not low.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I went to Miami for Carnival one year and
Speaker 1: Boulapat's like one hundred and fifty dollars, I'm like, nigga.
Speaker 2: What where is? You gave me three shrimp and you know,
Speaker 2: you know, I fuck with my Shirley Temple. She's like
Speaker 2: twelve dollars? What ex? I can't even get sober with
Speaker 2: this ship. Yah, niggas is not low. I'm catching all
Speaker 2: of your niggas.
Speaker 3: For Valentine's Day, Like when you got prepared. I know
Speaker 3: you can't say nothing is probably today. It's probably still
Speaker 3: in here.
Speaker 2: Because it sounds crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, whatch ill got prepared?
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking about getting a little Telly get it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get that ship I got. I
Speaker 1: got the decorations off Amazon.
Speaker 2: Tell you that ship. I'm not sure. I'm just looking
Speaker 2: for something that you can't looking be the best Western. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you. Wait and if you go to
Speaker 2: the W you go to anything that is crazy, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be some paper.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some situated that jerseys. I've been looking
Speaker 1: at Jersey. But yeah, you know, i'mna do a little Telly.
Speaker 1: Got my decorations off Amazon. I'm gonna do that ship myself,
Speaker 1: because you know what, it's Valentine's decoratord we charge the
Speaker 1: legs to put some flowers on the floor.
Speaker 2: I do that myself.
Speaker 1: I make a mess, yea, and yeah, go to a
Speaker 1: nice little restaurant and yeah, let's call it to day.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to to.
Speaker 3: Bananas like that, like that I mean it doesn't sound bananas,
Speaker 3: but it sounds really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I saw her like some ships with
Speaker 1: the room with the flowers and all that dumb shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, whatever, nigga, I'll get it done.
Speaker 1: I've actually never you know, what's funny the next year?
Speaker 2: About the next year you do the flowers in the
Speaker 2: in the champagne and the candles this year, what do
Speaker 2: you do the next year? Get creative? Brother, There's so
Speaker 2: many things you could do, Like people feel like you
Speaker 2: have to yesterday get the walk yo chilling my man,
Speaker 2: John mo Rent, What do you be doing for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 6: I don't have a lady, so I won't be doing anything.
Speaker 6: Probably in the studio making some music.
Speaker 2: So crazy. He's so perfect, he has all of the attributes. Actually,
Speaker 2: is the best advice. You don't have a lady, What
Speaker 2: would you do for Valentine's Day if you did?
Speaker 6: Kind of like Luna saying, it really depends on the partner.
Speaker 6: I feel like it just depends on a woman, like
Speaker 6: Corney says. Sometimes some people are, you know, more home
Speaker 6: based with it. Sometimes some people want to go out,
Speaker 6: like you gotta just meet your partner where they at.
Speaker 2: Yo, you know what I'm thinking right now? No, I
Speaker 2: don't know what you're thinking right now.
Speaker 5: All of the guys in here like, what are you
Speaker 5: gonna do? What are you gonna do? Look at her,
Speaker 5: she knows what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure that out right now. I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: So here's here's what. I don't clip this because I
Speaker 3: really want this to be a surprise. He's into a
Speaker 3: couple of things like sports, so he's into He's into
Speaker 3: basketball obviously, so I was trying to see, I haven't
Speaker 3: he has favorite players. I was going to see if
Speaker 3: those players not bark plays, because no one wants to
Speaker 3: watch the next come to the Knicks, but the next
Speaker 3: time that his favorite players coming to.
Speaker 2: The Who's the fair player?
Speaker 3: Kevin Durant, No, I got it in my notes?
Speaker 2: Who is fair player? N mor Anthony Edwards?
Speaker 3: He's he likes Russell Wilson and he likes to Russell
Speaker 3: West Oh Westroke sorry, and Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 2: Like Anthony, I knew it was Minnesota or Denvers. Wait,
Speaker 2: you're going to just give him tickets to the game.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. They won't come. They're coming before
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day and they won't be back in New York
Speaker 3: because because the playoffs is going to happen, So I
Speaker 3: can't do that. Then I was thinking, oh, maybe I
Speaker 3: can get him tickets to the hockey game because he
Speaker 3: likes hockey. The Colorado Avalanches, like, oh, maybe they'll come
Speaker 3: to the to the Rangers. They not coming back that
Speaker 3: they're going to be here before.
Speaker 1: Let me let you in a little loophole. If you
Speaker 1: want to try to catch again, I know you want
Speaker 1: to go to the garden. Also, look at the bar
Speaker 1: play side and look at Philly because.
Speaker 3: He's going to travel because he works a lot there,
Speaker 3: so he works a lot. I don't know if he's
Speaker 3: going to travel.
Speaker 2: Now, what happens if she does all of that and
Speaker 2: he doesn't doesn't what?
Speaker 3: And then this is what I was also thinking, Well,
Speaker 3: March Madness is happening.
Speaker 2: College basketball, right, he has a team that he likes.
Speaker 3: They're not in they're not they're not going to make it.
Speaker 2: But but.
Speaker 3: But I was thinking, well, maybe I can get him
Speaker 3: tickets to the Eastern Conference, which is happening right in
Speaker 3: Jersey in Newark the Prudential Center.
Speaker 5: Again, what if she goes all out, she buys, she
Speaker 5: finds his favorite player, favorite team, even if she did,
Speaker 5: even if she could right get one of those things.
Speaker 2: And he shows up with flowers and chocolate and like, y'all,
Speaker 2: I just want to spend time with you.
Speaker 3: Then it happens this is this is my way of
Speaker 3: showing that I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: But this is the thing.
Speaker 5: So this is three sixty. Going back to your first question,
Speaker 5: that's that pressure that men feel.
Speaker 3: It's no pressure.
Speaker 5: Well you're taking it that way because you don't mind
Speaker 5: just spending the time. But a guy is like, what
Speaker 5: if she like, how do I match energy her energy?
Speaker 5: And what things that she might want or things that
Speaker 5: she might even want to do for me. I don't
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. It's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 5: So I think guys just kind of get turned off
Speaker 5: by that versus just being able to show you I
Speaker 5: love you, cook you a meal.
Speaker 3: But see that was another thing, like I don't know
Speaker 3: if he wants to go out, because I was like, well,
Speaker 3: maybe if we could say, and I can get his
Speaker 3: favorite Chipotle order because I already have that. I already
Speaker 3: have his favorite smooth Like you know, I have you
Speaker 3: all these.
Speaker 2: Things about you, probably I don't know you have all
Speaker 2: those things about her? Do I have about Courtney would
Speaker 2: have no.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: In the note, I have a follow my phone that
Speaker 1: says my girlfriend's name folder with a bunch of shit
Speaker 1: in there about her things that she wants.
Speaker 3: But my thing is like some partners are like that,
Speaker 3: and not just because I do that does it. I
Speaker 3: don't expect my partner to be that same way. As
Speaker 3: long as you're paying attention to me, that's what that matters.
Speaker 3: But I don't expect you to be as meticulous as
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 1: So you see, this actually comes into one time when
Speaker 1: we speaking about love languages when we were all agreed,
Speaker 1: like yo, the most common flaw or mistake when it
Speaker 1: comes to that shit, it's a two forts out to
Speaker 1: my boy Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Most common state we do with that is like we
Speaker 1: wouldn't stead of voicing what it is that we want,
Speaker 1: we just kind of try to set the tone by
Speaker 1: example by treating them how we want to be treated
Speaker 1: and then when they don't treat us back the way
Speaker 1: that we want tight. So to what Courtneys saying, quoteneys
Speaker 1: where you at when you at like a real mature
Speaker 1: place in your life. It's like, listen, I'm doing these
Speaker 1: things not because I want it back, but I'm just
Speaker 1: doing this out of authenticity to show you how I
Speaker 1: feel about you.
Speaker 2: Now, if it's up to you.
Speaker 1: Now, if you want to meet her energy and do
Speaker 1: some different shit, yeah, okay, maybe you'll catch the birthday or.
Speaker 2: Just because you know what I'm saying, you might catch it.
Speaker 3: Just I like that too.
Speaker 2: I don't expect us for Valentine's to be honest as
Speaker 2: a nigga, but women do women.
Speaker 5: It's assigned to women of how much you care for
Speaker 5: them or how much you, like you said, respect the relationship.
Speaker 2: Like, think about those things that you said. That's a
Speaker 2: lot of pressure.
Speaker 5: Bro Oh, you're not romantic enough. You don't respect the relationship.
Speaker 5: It's selfish, Like, that's a lot of pressure. And now
Speaker 5: I got to meet a bar that checks off all
Speaker 5: these boxes just to prove to you, did I love
Speaker 5: you as much as I did any other day?
Speaker 2: So you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I had a conversation with my but you do it anyway,
Speaker 1: of course he does. Listen sometimes goes against his own brain, but.
Speaker 2: That was how I feel. You see what I'm saying
Speaker 2: talking about the masters.
Speaker 3: Ask a general question, though I did ask me.
Speaker 2: How a lot of guys may feel. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I like spending money, so I do things
Speaker 2: because I like spending money.
Speaker 1: I was talking to one of my home my man's
Speaker 1: one time, and I was like, yo, bro, if you
Speaker 1: go to work for a year straight, you're never late,
Speaker 1: and then one day out of the next year you
Speaker 1: happen to be late, it's not usually that big of
Speaker 1: a deal. And I say that to say, as a guy,
Speaker 1: if you're doing your job for the most part, I mean,
Speaker 1: like you're just not relying on Birthday and found Christmas,
Speaker 1: Like if you occasionally do romantic things here and there.
Speaker 1: If you fail, it's not going to be that bad
Speaker 1: because for the most part, you're doing your.
Speaker 2: Job expectation matter her expectation.
Speaker 5: If you're always doing these things and then you don't
Speaker 5: do it on Valentine's Day, that could signal to her
Speaker 5: that you don't care as much.
Speaker 2: I didn't say not do it, I said fail, maybe
Speaker 2: not do it to her liking.
Speaker 3: I just feel like that's a little bit immature.
Speaker 2: To be, like, not be mature.
Speaker 5: A lot emotions can make a rational woman not rational.
Speaker 5: A rational person not rational because I got screened on
Speaker 5: it this girl for men versus women. But emotions can
Speaker 5: make a rational person not rational, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: So and a day like that, think and think about
Speaker 5: it like this, how much do you your ladies? You're
Speaker 5: asking me? Now, your friends ain't gonna ask you what
Speaker 5: did he do? Your friends are gonna ask you, well,
Speaker 5: what did y'all do for Valentine's Day? And if she
Speaker 5: cares that much about whatever person of friends, you might
Speaker 5: be like, oh no, we just chill and they'd be
Speaker 5: like cool. But you got judgmental friends.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you got judgment women have judgments.
Speaker 3: You don't don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: But some people look at it like, oh if that
Speaker 5: niggas never putting on for you, Like why are you
Speaker 5: with him?
Speaker 2: Girl? And that matters to them some people do. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so we can move on. But yeah, we're just talking
Speaker 2: about the general.
Speaker 5: Scope of things. Why people take these things that serious.
Speaker 5: I agree with y'all put on for your person in
Speaker 5: every way that you can. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: You don't die with much of the shit that we
Speaker 5: go through every day. We think about our bills. We
Speaker 5: think about this, thig about this. You really, family is
Speaker 5: really all that matters. Families all that matters.
Speaker 2: Pregnant, create a little scorpio baby that some people do,
Speaker 2: a lot of people do.
Speaker 3: That's just when babies and shit babies and Valentine's and
Speaker 3: then we get a whole bunch of crazy scorpios.
Speaker 1: No, you know, isn't it weird that I think about that?
Speaker 1: Like I know which ones not to get my shorty pregnant.
Speaker 1: Not doing February, not doing arch. I want to aim
Speaker 1: for like Octobers, get another one, a little cancers, you know,
Speaker 1: running around. I don't mind any of the month besides
Speaker 1: February babies. You said, what, you want to.
Speaker 2: Have a baby? Yeah, nigga, the fuck you're supposed to be,
Speaker 2: jerk my big rest of my life?
Speaker 3: How something do you want a baby?
Speaker 2: Why do niggas want babies? I feel like, here's the thing, right,
Speaker 2: you want a family? You got one, So I got
Speaker 2: to answer.
Speaker 3: Want to complain about to.
Speaker 1: Your family's almost old enough to have their own family.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my John is twenty four and your son's
Speaker 1: about to be what eighteen eighteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Them niggas is fertile.
Speaker 5: No person with a child tells other people that have children,
Speaker 5: and y'all still do it. And it's like the most
Speaker 5: ignorant shit.
Speaker 2: I've ever seen life. I'm like, yo, we're telling you
Speaker 2: it's cool, but don't do it. Live your life, have
Speaker 2: your fun, relax. You can go away when you want.
Speaker 2: You can eat when you want. You cannot eat when
Speaker 2: you want if you're not hungry tonight. You got to
Speaker 2: cook for them kids, get it. If you want to
Speaker 2: go away, you can't.
Speaker 1: Just what's the difference having a kid and having a
Speaker 1: girlfriend is the part, of course, what's the difference.
Speaker 5: It's a lot different. You're about to You're about to
Speaker 5: compare women to children.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy responsible.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for it. Clean it up. Chicks do
Speaker 2: be children, Nigga chicks baby, yes, way more than.
Speaker 3: We babyicks baby way more.
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, the things that we talk about what
Speaker 2: women do for men is nursering. Yes, it's taking care
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: Perfect example, what did Lune ask me for today? Blue gatoring?
Speaker 3: There was a sale three for six? What did I
Speaker 3: do in the nurturing way that I am got three
Speaker 3: blue gatory?
Speaker 1: I was definitely given mom, I ain't gonna like that,
Speaker 1: so we really can My dumb ass want one gatory like, yo,
Speaker 1: it's two dollars, hold three fifty, I could have got
Speaker 1: three physical and we and we.
Speaker 5: Are notoriously bad at returning that energy to women. When
Speaker 5: they asked us for a blue raided where you go
Speaker 5: to the store, come back and be like, oh, they didn't.
Speaker 2: Have one.
Speaker 3: About one another flavor.
Speaker 1: I did some real nigga shit on Friday. So I
Speaker 1: go to the movies. He'd done the thieves right. The
Speaker 1: girls don't torture. She don't respect time at all. So
Speaker 1: now in my head, I'm like, yo, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck what time it was. So said, Yo, I'm
Speaker 1: running late. Can you just meet me at the movie there?
Speaker 1: I said, all right, bet So I'm in the movie
Speaker 1: theaters on the way I go, Yo, the movie starts
Speaker 1: at ten to fifty.
Speaker 2: It is now ten fifty eight. She's not here. I say, yo,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna order food. Now called her.
Speaker 1: She ain't pick up, so I placed my order and
Speaker 1: I got her a fucking lemon drop. I text her Saidyo, listen,
Speaker 1: I called you to act your order. You didn't pick up.
Speaker 1: But I ordered the food for me. I got you
Speaker 1: a lemon drop. You can order yours when you get here.
Speaker 1: Rings you dead ass?
Speaker 2: So you you're just gonna order food without me? No,
Speaker 2: that's not crazy. I said, I told you to get
Speaker 2: your orders when you come here. You wouldn't have to wait.
Speaker 2: You ain't pick up. Why didn't you just order appetizer?
Speaker 1: And you know that she would like bro the girl
Speaker 1: I would order. She's she's weird every day she in
Speaker 1: the move.
Speaker 5: Some different ship. So why couldn't you just wait? Because
Speaker 5: I was hungry? Would you could have ordered it? Appetizer?
Speaker 2: I did order two of them for me. I order.
Speaker 2: He's talking about Valentine's Day. I order this is you
Speaker 2: could have just ordered what I'm talking about. You do
Speaker 2: these grandiose things on this one day, but on every
Speaker 2: other you're not being considerate enough. Like and that's what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 6: I called her to get her order, like, hold on,
Speaker 6: hold on, you ordered your self food in her liquor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I know for a fact, I know for
Speaker 2: a fact, like a limit just supposed to be sitting there,
Speaker 2: just chilling. I was trying to place the full order,
Speaker 2: but she ain't picked up. Yo, that's you're right, you
Speaker 2: got them, Yeah, you got them. You got that one?
Speaker 3: Because that was crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to my homeboys were all talking about, what
Speaker 2: are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Good one, That's exactly what we're saying is going on.
Speaker 2: I lost my voice again.
Speaker 5: Woman like thoughtfulness and they like the it's past grandiose
Speaker 5: things that.
Speaker 2: I held off or not did? I held off on order?
Speaker 2: She called me back. I play order up and they're
Speaker 2: already eating. Imagine you pull up and I would have
Speaker 2: I would have. I would have never made it home
Speaker 2: because when I'm at a restaurant, if they bring out
Speaker 2: my food, I sit there and.
Speaker 3: Wait until the other person's food is here.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been out with and they start yeah?
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, you do, Yeah, you do it? Yo,
Speaker 2: your ship coming out? Want to be here? You got
Speaker 2: to talked to you. I will never do that. Gosh,
Speaker 2: I think we Yeah. Ready to start the show.
Speaker 3: Let's start the show. Oh gosh, Welcome to the hardest show.
Speaker 2: To do it the way you want to do it?
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, where's my camera? My cameras here you
Speaker 3: go here? All right, Welcome to the hardest of show.
Speaker 3: When we talk about things that men and women like
Speaker 3: in the bedroom, and things, and then we don't like
Speaker 3: in the bedroom the soft shut up, shut up. I
Speaker 3: am here with my mom friend Debonair court.
Speaker 2: Courtney.
Speaker 1: I see what you're trying to do. Don't go there,
Speaker 1: be yourself, Zach. I can't get this bottle of launch
Speaker 1: at you aka.
Speaker 2: Loom the first.
Speaker 3: How are we doing?
Speaker 1: I am doing a lot better now than I was
Speaker 1: at a rough couple of days. But we got it
Speaker 1: taken care of. Feeling a lot better, a lot better.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I'm going to introduce you.
Speaker 1: Also before I start what I will say. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna introduce you.
Speaker 2: So listen.
Speaker 1: So one thing about me, I joke around a lot.
Speaker 1: By joking all these niggas in this room all the time.
Speaker 1: I know I'm an asshole. But one thing that I
Speaker 1: do do is I like to give I hate the
Speaker 1: term giving flowers. But if I'm gonna tell somebody when
Speaker 1: they did something wrong, ALS gonna keep that saying you're
Speaker 1: gonna do something right.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So what I will say, for.
Speaker 1: Once in his life, Tao actually gave me some very solid, concrete,
Speaker 1: efficient and correct advice and I actually used it to
Speaker 1: solve my problem.
Speaker 2: My issue, so, you know, relationship crazy why shot me? Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my relationship.
Speaker 2: About religion problem. You know.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I don't really go to
Speaker 1: people for problems like that, Honestly. I'm really the type
Speaker 1: of nigga. I usually hold it down and I just
Speaker 1: usually figure out and find a way. And I wasn't
Speaker 1: funny thing about it wasn't. I didn't even come them
Speaker 1: for advice personal telling me what was going on. They
Speaker 1: just say, yo, I think X Y and Z is
Speaker 1: z y X and I thought about it. You know what,
Speaker 1: you might be right, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: I just before we do anything, I feel like I'll
Speaker 1: be doing a disservice if I didn't definitely say yo.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Tahoe for having some very good, concrete
Speaker 1: advice that actually worked out like five minutes later.
Speaker 2: Salute.
Speaker 5: I'm not half a century years old for no reason.
Speaker 5: What experience comes understanding?
Speaker 1: If he was a dumb fifty year old, they gotta
Speaker 1: be tight, yeah, because you know the answers already.
Speaker 2: You know that's a lot of dumb fifty year old niggas. Man.
Speaker 3: I come to Tahoe for like, if I need a
Speaker 3: male perspective on things.
Speaker 2: I come to Tahoe, don't come to me.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. It's the reason why I go to him.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you the wrong advice A burba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so why dintroduce you?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, shit, oh god, I'm over here far Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's just skip the intro. I'm with this.
Speaker 1: Nigga ninety three AK Premium Gas aka fifty aka Ferrari
Speaker 1: f fifty. Now let's break it down. AK the real
Speaker 1: Thick Flair because you know, Rick Flip might be the
Speaker 1: same age now aka pop Strokes aka DM Sex aka
Speaker 1: Malcolm fartin Luther King and it is fartin Luther King Day.
Speaker 1: I was yesterday shoutouts to Yesterday aka Chiho Underscore TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm actually doing really well. I'm very proud of myself
Speaker 5: for making it today. Eight of No Jerk January.
Speaker 2: Uh, listen, nigga you go to for advice.
Speaker 5: We've been We've been doing really well. We're selling a
Speaker 5: lot of tickets to our Red Light Distraw Friday Night Lights. Yeah, yes, sir,
Speaker 5: play party. I'm excited to see everybody. Life is good.
Speaker 5: Life is good. We've already made out with some accommodations
Speaker 5: for going out to Atlanta in Nashville.
Speaker 2: So we you know, excited about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, And and no, jerk January is basically really
Speaker 5: the theme of what I've been what I've been on man.
Speaker 3: So well, it's a little bit more than jerk January
Speaker 3: because your birthday's not until February, so you got January
Speaker 3: and February.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So I'm hoping that I can make it.
Speaker 5: I'm not putting too much pressure on myself because, like
Speaker 5: I said, one out of eight days.
Speaker 3: Is it may you're used to doing it every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, major coup for me.
Speaker 5: I was on my way home today, I knew I
Speaker 5: had some time and I was like, man, normally went off, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go get one off, take a cool cool
Speaker 5: on that. But yeah, life is good yesterday, Yes, sir,
Speaker 5: what's uping, bro? How you selling over there?
Speaker 2: Up? Yeah? I'm doing good. How y'all doing today? I
Speaker 2: heard you was a little under the weather this weekend.
Speaker 2: I was. I was done a little bit, but I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: have any company over there to help you?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 3: No company, y'all be having a company over when y'all sick?
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 5: I love when she comes over. I love yo when
Speaker 5: I'm sick. I love when she come over. She brings
Speaker 5: the soup, the orange juiced ginger rele and she just
Speaker 5: lays right next to me. She don't even just the
Speaker 5: fact that she's there, I'll be knocked out, but just
Speaker 5: the fact that she's there, she watching her TV and
Speaker 5: ship like that. That's an amazing feeling. And that's one
Speaker 5: of the benefits of being in a relationship versus being single,
Speaker 5: even though when you're single you can have a multitude
Speaker 5: of people coming in and going.
Speaker 2: You know, I usually be single when I'm sick. I'm
Speaker 2: in relationships. I just don't be getting sick like that.
Speaker 2: I never really, I never really. I never really had
Speaker 2: nobody come pull up on you when I'm sick. For real.
Speaker 2: I just pop the night with, go to sleep. Ain't
Speaker 2: gonna lie. You don't you don't call when the jump,
Speaker 2: so you know, bro to be honest with you know,
Speaker 2: not really Now, you're right, I don't really want to.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm a weird nigga son. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's weird because that's an intimate space. I'm sick. I
Speaker 2: don't want come take care of me. Yeah, come here
Speaker 2: at Naomi Like, what am I? Man? I actually a
Speaker 2: couple of Naomis. I'm not talking about y'all.
Speaker 3: Relax please, So the hard things that make us, How
Speaker 3: are you.
Speaker 2: Gonna do this? Let's see what you got. Come on,
Speaker 2: you can do this. You can do hard up for me.
Speaker 2: He has never let the hardest soft show before. Right,
Speaker 2: done an amazing job to this, sir. Right, we're gonna
Speaker 2: come down on you too much. Let's go. You got this,
Speaker 2: Let's go all right.
Speaker 3: The heart, the things that make us, that turns us
Speaker 3: on in the bedroom, Does anybody have one today? Things
Speaker 3: that make us, the things that make us hard. Yeah,
Speaker 3: things that turn us on, the things that make us hard.
Speaker 3: Do anybody has anything for this week?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I have something on the rough drought in a relationship. No,
Speaker 2: just on the hearts a relationship.
Speaker 3: No, I've been on a drought. I don't have a
Speaker 3: heart to speak.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I like when my girl wakes me up
Speaker 1: just to fuck me right now. The thing about this
Speaker 1: is this, I'm not a nigga that likes to be
Speaker 1: woken up. Bro waking me out of my sleep, like
Speaker 1: you really see a whole different side of me. Side
Speaker 1: like I don't know who that nigga is, right, so
Speaker 1: for you to wake me up and you don't see
Speaker 1: that nigga, you got a talent for real. So the
Speaker 1: fact that you woke about my sleep and I didn't mind.
Speaker 1: I kind of enjoyed to be woking about my sleep.
Speaker 2: How did she wake you up? Though? That's the ship
Speaker 2: that pictures like this? Oh she said, rubb in the back. No,
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I'll be like what then she give me a little
Speaker 1: night kids. I'm like, oh, shut them up, no work,
Speaker 1: but I'm up.
Speaker 2: You feel me?
Speaker 1: So I kind of it's not I don't want to
Speaker 1: say it's hard because ain't nobody can really do that.
Speaker 1: But I'm very impressed and I really enoy the fact
Speaker 1: that that's something that she's.
Speaker 2: Able to do for real. No, no, are you saying
Speaker 2: no for me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: For me?
Speaker 2: Yes? Absolutely not yesterday you don't like to be working up, bro,
Speaker 2: If you're gonna wake me up, wake me up right?
Speaker 3: So you want her already on your dick going down
Speaker 3: do some ship?
Speaker 5: Yeah, entaice me, don't be this joking me, like, wake
Speaker 5: me up? I literally I will be pissed. That's not
Speaker 5: how you wake somebody up for sex. Wake my dick
Speaker 5: up first, me up later.
Speaker 1: You see it's different, bro, I'm mad, big she mad,
Speaker 1: little sh would have had them between my life. I
Speaker 1: roll around a fucking figure four leg lot. You gotta
Speaker 1: be calotier down there.
Speaker 3: She can always touch it too. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: I do the touch.
Speaker 5: Rub down there, that's it, rugg It's gonna respond you.
Speaker 5: I don't need to be up for my dick to
Speaker 5: know something going on right wrong?
Speaker 2: Just rub down there that ship? Will you start unfolding
Speaker 2: like a chicken wing, like a blow up mattress? You, nigga,
Speaker 2: you'll be knocked out all of a sudden. You just
Speaker 2: feel that ship and you're like, oh, hey, yo, it's
Speaker 2: on right there. You already know.
Speaker 5: And that's look, that's very it's very nice of you
Speaker 5: to do that, because you're giving me time to get
Speaker 5: into sex space.
Speaker 2: You're giving me time to wake up out of sleep.
Speaker 2: Don't just hey I'm horny, Hey, big dog, bro, big dog, No,
Speaker 2: absolutely not. I'm good with that.
Speaker 3: I like how this week.
Speaker 2: I had several hearts. I've ignored them all.
Speaker 3: Except on the sixth day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what it was the fifth day, right on the
Speaker 2: fifth day of Christmas, my little dick said to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the second day into New Jerk January, I went
Speaker 5: over there and we had in I said five minutes,
Speaker 5: and uh yo, it's something, yo, it's something about hands,
Speaker 5: face and head.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I like graps.
Speaker 5: So I had her like around the head, you know,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. And then like I said,
Speaker 5: from the back, like the palmer head, something about just
Speaker 5: doing that.
Speaker 2: I love that on the back. I've smacked everywhere. All right, Oh,
Speaker 2: that was rough. What You're right? We're going in his bathroom.
Speaker 2: He always does that when he got to use the bathroom, right,
Speaker 2: he always asks like, look at the fun now, what
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 5: That's hairspray, bro, that's hairspray. Stop man, you already use
Speaker 5: too much weird shit on your ship. Don't come over
Speaker 5: here doing that shit near.
Speaker 2: This nigga's nuts.
Speaker 5: One thing that I will say for Hard, right, and
Speaker 5: I think I spoke about this already. One thing that
Speaker 5: I think for Hard that I'm really enjoying is not
Speaker 5: putting all of it in and manipulating that penetration feeling
Speaker 5: of the head, the ribs, the rib in and out.
Speaker 2: And so she's really dope on the A spot.
Speaker 5: She likes the back, and so I've been really trying
Speaker 5: to manipulate the G a lot more and it's working. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so but that's it takes a while. But because I
Speaker 5: remember years ago, she was like, why are you teasing
Speaker 5: me by doing that? But you know, learning your stroke,
Speaker 5: learning how to angle rhythm is big. Learning how to
Speaker 5: use rhythm with your strokes in a way that actually
Speaker 5: is enticing and not just pleasuring to yourself. So it's
Speaker 5: enticing for her, is uh something that I think makes
Speaker 5: me hard?
Speaker 3: I like the G spot stimulation more than I do
Speaker 3: any other spot, and that's still my number one spot
Speaker 3: is the G spot.
Speaker 2: What's the difference in the feelings?
Speaker 3: I know that I'm going to I know my organism
Speaker 3: is gonna come quicker if you stimulate my G spot more,
Speaker 3: you go if you go to the back, it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's gonna take me a long time.
Speaker 2: Why can you can you locate that? Like?
Speaker 5: What the difference in feeling is? Is it uncomfortable that
Speaker 5: is going back there? Or is it I think that
Speaker 5: you're wanting the G spot instead of the A spot,
Speaker 5: So that's fucking you up mentally.
Speaker 3: I think that for me sometime that a spot can
Speaker 3: be a little uncomfortable for me, which is why like
Speaker 3: the G spot stimulation way better. Yeah, So like for
Speaker 3: you know, I'm still I'm still G spot queen. Like,
Speaker 3: get my G spot going. That's that's how you get me.
Speaker 3: That's how you get me addicted to you. You go
Speaker 3: back there, it's like, Okay, this.
Speaker 2: Is cool, but yeah you're missing the spot. You went
Speaker 2: too far.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like it's past the eighth spot now at
Speaker 3: this point, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Like, niggas have spots when I dig too. I don't
Speaker 2: have the y'all have we call like an a spot.
Speaker 3: Y'all have y'all chef, you.
Speaker 2: Start doing Dick label tips. I'm gonna do Dick labels tonight.
Speaker 3: Label the T spot, the spot, PA spots, the.
Speaker 2: Loon spot, relaxed, the I don't want to loon spots.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I'm not looking at my niggas Dick and
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, that's the loot spot.
Speaker 2: Fuck No, coming on coming up with Dick label tonight. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be the loon spot.
Speaker 1: Clearly, it's gonna make sense. I'm gonna called this part
Speaker 1: Eastern Parkway or some ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out. I'm figure
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 5: It's come on, I'm gonna figure it out. Let's get
Speaker 5: out of here, court, get us to get us to
Speaker 5: the end of this. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: So we have anybody have a soft this week? If not,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna close this out.
Speaker 2: I don't have a soft.
Speaker 5: The soft things that make us dry, like in the bedroom,
Speaker 5: things that make us dry.
Speaker 2: This week. This week I saw.
Speaker 5: Some type of meme. I can't remember what it was,
Speaker 5: but it was about her getting mad that he didn't not.
Speaker 2: And that ship. That ship is is weird to me.
Speaker 3: Don't ask me because I'm an Sam.
Speaker 2: Why do y'all get mad?
Speaker 3: I'm also a pleaser too, So if I feel like
Speaker 3: I didn't please.
Speaker 2: If you, damn if you don't. But but why do
Speaker 2: you get mad at the guy because he didn't?
Speaker 3: I'm mad, But I'm just like damn. I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: more disappointed with myself because I didn't make you come.
Speaker 3: That's what it is for me.
Speaker 2: Well, what did you do to make me come?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. If I don't make you come,
Speaker 3: I'm disappointed in myself because I didn't make you come?
Speaker 3: Get it?
Speaker 1: No, So she's saying she's disappointed she couldn't get the
Speaker 1: job done. It's not mad about her though, she's mad
Speaker 1: at the situation. They really be like why didn't you
Speaker 1: come with the pussy?
Speaker 2: Not good nigga? Like what's not mine? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean? That's what she's saying to the guy. Would
Speaker 2: it be okay if a guy turned around and got
Speaker 2: mad at her for not coming? Oh? No, niggas don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck they come, Yo, what the what the
Speaker 2: fuck is?
Speaker 3: I really don't care for women don't come you're asking me?
Speaker 3: Or for the masses the masters don't care? Yes, obviously, but.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to get mad at you for not nothing.
Speaker 5: I might have a conversation with you like, yo, what
Speaker 5: am I and something. She might be like, oh, sometimes
Speaker 5: I don't. Then then you leave and you find out
Speaker 5: that she and they're playing with the vibrator.
Speaker 2: Changed game. Game. But I did that to somebody was
Speaker 2: sitting next to me because he went at sleep. He
Speaker 2: couldn't get me.
Speaker 3: No, he he was up and I couldn't come, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sneeze the vibrator on me.
Speaker 1: He said, I gotta feel so defeating. Depends on who.
Speaker 6: You just finished putting in some work and you know,
Speaker 6: for whatever reason she doesn't come. And then that corn said, like,
Speaker 6: you know what, y'all just get out of my roads
Speaker 6: right quick. You just laying there, active, body, fully able
Speaker 6: and you just wasn't able to seal the deal.
Speaker 2: That gotta feel crazy, It don't. It depends on who
Speaker 2: you're talking to, don't wife you do that? Ship? I
Speaker 2: turned on the game. I like this, you ain't get
Speaker 2: your nuts. Maman Jackson got sent home again.
Speaker 5: And then sometimes I help or I try to a
Speaker 5: stimulate her, but she'd be like, I'm distracting her.
Speaker 2: So it's like, Yo, what get yo? Why Yo? Hula?
Speaker 2: Way working?
Speaker 3: Who did your think?
Speaker 2: Get it off? But I'm not One thing I'm not
Speaker 2: going to do is get mad at her for not nothing.
Speaker 5: Y'all getting mad or not y'all not all women the
Speaker 5: masses get mad and question themselves and all that, and
Speaker 5: it's like, yo, it's like do you still love me?
Speaker 2: Are you still turned on by me? Like it's like, yo,
Speaker 2: it don't have none to do it. I just didn't
Speaker 2: not times. I don't know what happened. You're not it
Speaker 2: three four times?
Speaker 3: You good?
Speaker 2: He's still not happy? How will you come? Imagine you
Speaker 2: came three times and then you turn her over and
Speaker 2: get mad at her for not coming. Like getting mad.
Speaker 2: Look listen, that's the sow for me. Like, Yo, y'all
Speaker 2: gotta relax. I come three times, I might not come
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