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Speaker 3: Hello, and Happy Christmas. It is de Crell Cast. I
Speaker 3: am Carrel, so very glad you are joining me on
Speaker 3: this Christmas day. Ho Ho ho ho? Who you calling
Speaker 3: a ho?
Speaker 2: Honey?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm so glad you are here, and I hope
Speaker 3: that you're having a good day. I hope it's off
Speaker 3: to a good start. If not, I hope it gets
Speaker 3: better later. And if it's all just a wash, then
Speaker 3: let it go. Let it go, honey. You know you
Speaker 3: do what you can. So this Christmas show, I look back.
Speaker 3: We're doing best of shows the next, this rest of
Speaker 3: this week and next week. In this one, it's kind
Speaker 3: of bittersweet because I did a history of Christmas songs
Speaker 3: because many of them mean more than you think. And
Speaker 3: Daniel Charleston was in that and he gone now, so
Speaker 3: I wanted to play that. Also, before I became a vegan,
Speaker 3: I tried to still do healthier meals and I had
Speaker 3: a lovely gathering with Jules long Beach, a drag queen,
Speaker 3: fabulous drag queen, and with Amy James, James and Amy
Speaker 3: and they're gone now. I live in Las Vegas, and
Speaker 3: Jules is in Long Beach, and Amy is in Texas
Speaker 3: and Maillo, Texas or somewhere like that. So a lot
Speaker 3: of the people in what you're about to see have
Speaker 3: either moved away or have moved on quite literally. Morgan
Speaker 3: Mallory is in La not here in Vegas. But I
Speaker 3: wanted you to see these two segments and so I
Speaker 3: thought that I would play them for you today. You know, Christmas,
Speaker 3: now that it's here, it's about giving, it is, and
Speaker 3: you know, this year I gave some prey, not as
Speaker 3: many as I would have liked to, but I did
Speaker 3: give Jake and Heather and their families, and they're very
Speaker 3: happy with their they've already opened theirs.
Speaker 2: Steve Cabral of.
Speaker 3: Course got me presents, and I got Steve a present.
Speaker 3: I sent my friend Daniel Amspah the New share Book.
Speaker 3: I sent my friends David and Toby a vegan cookbook.
Speaker 3: Not you know, huge gifts, but something something to let
Speaker 3: them know I'm thinking of them. And if I could
Speaker 3: send each and every one of you a gift, if
Speaker 3: I had that money, if I were Oprah, you'd get
Speaker 3: a gift and you'd get a gift, and you'd get
Speaker 3: a gift, but I'm not. So what I want to
Speaker 3: send to you is my love and my gratitude this
Speaker 3: Christmas Day. I want you to know that you have
Speaker 3: been such an important part of my life for so
Speaker 3: many for decades now, children, decades. Going back over these
Speaker 3: shows and looking back makes me realize the body of
Speaker 3: work that you and I have experienced together, and it's
Speaker 3: really incredible, it really is. So I want you to
Speaker 3: find some joy today, whether it's just sitting at home
Speaker 3: and watching a marathon of something, or watching one of
Speaker 3: the great movies that are out the six Triple Eight
Speaker 3: on Netflix with Kerrie Washington. Very good film. I just
Speaker 3: saw that, and so you know, whatever it might be
Speaker 3: you're gonna do today, I want you to have fun
Speaker 3: and to claim your joy. And then tomorrow we all
Speaker 3: rip all this stuff. I am not one of those
Speaker 3: keep it up until January. Ah, Christmas over, it's coming
Speaker 3: down this weekend. Okay, it's beautiful. I love it, but
Speaker 3: out let the new year come. Okay, there's nothing in
Speaker 3: the news we need to talk about today.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas Day.
Speaker 3: Ignore it, turn it off unless there's a holocaust and
Speaker 3: even then, you know what, even then, if the world
Speaker 3: ends today, you don't need to read about it in
Speaker 3: the news, just experience it. Today is about family, friends,
Speaker 3: and about you, and about loving yourself even if there's
Speaker 3: no one else around. Love your pets. I'm holding embers
Speaker 3: so close and dear today. And yeh, she got presents.
Speaker 3: Oh did she get presents? Honey? Well, first of all,
Speaker 3: Monday she got aint, no glands, nails and a sido
Speaker 3: point shot. So she got presents. Tino got presents. You know,
Speaker 3: pets deserve present presents too. So love everybody, but love
Speaker 3: especially yourself. Today seven days from today, it's twenty twenty five,
Speaker 3: and we don't know what that's gonna be. We don't,
Speaker 3: we do not. So today, leave it alone, have some food,
Speaker 3: have some laughs, have some peace on earth. I love
Speaker 3: you all very much.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: First we're gonna get to the dining segment, and then
Speaker 3: we're gonna do the history of Christmas songs segment, and
Speaker 3: then who knows it, we'll get into So let's go.
Speaker 3: There is no doubt that over the holidays, America loves
Speaker 3: to eat. Thanksgiving, forty six million turkeys make their way
Speaker 3: to the table Christmas, twenty two million turkeys, over five
Speaker 3: million gallons of cranberry sauce will be consumed, and six
Speaker 3: hundred million dollars spent on ready to eat pas like
Speaker 3: the one rat o it there on that bar. America
Speaker 3: loves to get together and eat with good friends like
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Is there a better way to do it? Is there
Speaker 2: a way to make it better for you? There is?
Speaker 2: And we've done it tonight.
Speaker 3: We're gonna try some of that out as we're here
Speaker 3: at the food grove. And these are all of my friends.
Speaker 3: This is Jewels Jewels Long Beach. Say hello everyone to
Speaker 3: Jules long Bee.
Speaker 2: Hello Darling.
Speaker 3: This is Steve Cabral, friend of our show and friend
Speaker 3: of mine.
Speaker 2: Here we have.
Speaker 3: Amy Brown from is it Betty Brown or Brown Betty Bakery,
Speaker 3: Betty Brown, Betty Betty Brown, Betty Bakery, and she is
Speaker 3: applying just pastries to California and beyond some renown. Now,
Speaker 3: you know, calorically the white meat has less calories than.
Speaker 2: The dark meat.
Speaker 3: Dark meat has more calories than white meat. The dark meat, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have less calories. But also true, well it's true.
Speaker 2: Well this was up. I'm special, so you know we
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 4: Going on I am actually going to you.
Speaker 2: Don't eat the turkey, do you? You're not into the birds.
Speaker 2: But I have to say, turkey skin is the thing
Speaker 2: that I missed.
Speaker 3: About Thanksgiving or about about Christmas?
Speaker 2: Do you like skin the thing that you love and
Speaker 2: miss some much? I am going to torture. I thought
Speaker 2: lest it out of eating.
Speaker 3: Fish pot cooked in your family, my mom and my sisters.
Speaker 2: So what did you have?
Speaker 3: No, your Mexicans, did you have those Jamali's nobis or
Speaker 3: at Christmas?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I grew up in a traditional family setting.
Speaker 2: The women always into.
Speaker 3: Cookie, so the men didn't do That's right, That's right.
Speaker 3: So you just you've fat farts just set.
Speaker 2: Around and watched the women cook all day.
Speaker 1: Isn't that?
Speaker 2: Now? Today, let me tell you what we did here.
Speaker 3: The broccoli stuffing is vegan and no gluten, and there's
Speaker 3: no carbs in an eisend. Now they say in the
Speaker 3: recipe that it's a great alternative for turkey dressing.
Speaker 2: Now we have the traditional dressing here, which I made
Speaker 2: with They have.
Speaker 3: A cup of butter, walnuts and pears, and oh us
Speaker 3: pork sauted with bacon grease.
Speaker 2: And we have this. So which of the two, the
Speaker 2: lighter alternative or the other? Do you like more? Well,
Speaker 2: I don't even think that's a question.
Speaker 3: There isn't one isn't No, it's gluten free, it's horse crap,
Speaker 3: and it's vegan.
Speaker 2: Now the cranberries.
Speaker 3: One is made with the fruit juice and with pineapple
Speaker 3: and with a cup of sugar, and the other is
Speaker 3: made with stebvy it instead of sugar.
Speaker 2: And water instead of fruits. So which of the two
Speaker 2: cranberries do you like with it? I think they're both
Speaker 2: amaza in this case.
Speaker 3: I actually think you could get away cutting the calories
Speaker 3: in the cranberry because they are both good.
Speaker 2: Now, according to a survey this year, the price of
Speaker 2: this meal.
Speaker 3: Went up to about fifty dollars because of dairy beans
Speaker 3: so expensive. Now, that's what I thought when I read it.
Speaker 3: They said fifty dollars total. I said, who the hell
Speaker 3: can feed a family of more than one person? That's
Speaker 3: what they said. From how I don't know. Now this
Speaker 3: was on special. This bird was only like nine dollars.
Speaker 2: But that I mean, so I'm supposed to spend forty
Speaker 2: one dollars on everything else? Are you kidding me? Yes?
Speaker 3: Now, see those yams with the with the pineapple, and
Speaker 3: you know what, they have one third the calorie of
Speaker 3: the other yams. The other yems have brown sugar and
Speaker 3: marshmallows and everything else. And the white potatoes are sweet
Speaker 3: potatoes and cauliflour with white cheeses which are lower in
Speaker 3: fat hard white cheeses as opposed to the other potatoes,
Speaker 3: which are just regular potatoes with cheddar cheese.
Speaker 2: From the fat.
Speaker 3: Directly, I think that the sweet potatoes with the pairs
Speaker 3: on the honey, there's actually better, right, And it's actually
Speaker 3: lowering to fat and lower in carbohydrates on the other
Speaker 3: So when planning a holiday, Neil, all you really have
Speaker 3: to do is say, okay, look there's some stuff I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna able to skim book.
Speaker 2: You know there's not people are gonna stitch it down.
Speaker 2: If you serve this and call the flower dressing, they're
Speaker 2: gonna spit it out. I'm telling you right now, they're
Speaker 2: gonna be like, what the hell is it? Well, it's
Speaker 2: not dressing, right, it's a vegetable side dish.
Speaker 3: It's not dressing. This is dressing. I have a cup
Speaker 3: of butter is dressing. And that's why by twenty thirty,
Speaker 3: we're all.
Speaker 2: Going to be completely obese.
Speaker 4: Freedom of vegetables. It's why is it?
Speaker 2: Why do we need stuffing? Why do we have bread?
Speaker 2: Why have you tasted that?
Speaker 4: That's really good?
Speaker 2: My late husband, who died of a heart attack, said,
Speaker 2: fat is flavor.
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Speaker 2: Before we're all just center on this.
Speaker 3: My friend Daniel Charleston over here, a wonderful tenor and
Speaker 3: choir singer throughout southern California. Morgan Mallory my musical director,
Speaker 3: and he's my musical director for life and segments because
Speaker 3: this man can sing.
Speaker 1: Job.
Speaker 3: This year, it seems like they broke the Golden rule
Speaker 3: of Christmas, which was it? They started playing Christmas songs
Speaker 3: like in October, right before remember, like right before Halloween.
Speaker 3: And don't you think that is too early? Actually, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you why they're doing it. Though they're doing it,
Speaker 3: they have found out radio stations have found out their
Speaker 3: ratings triple when they go on holiday. They so now
Speaker 3: they're starting in November November first, and retailers are hoping
Speaker 3: this year to make five hundred million dollars in additional
Speaker 3: sales by starting the season three weeks prior to Black Friday.
Speaker 3: So now basically Halloween is the Aldea to them, ware
Speaker 3: to us is now Black Friday.
Speaker 2: Basically, if we.
Speaker 4: Haven't hit Thanksgiving, it it's too soon, right.
Speaker 2: That is the golden rule, isn't. And I think that's
Speaker 2: like one of those don't you agree.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those unspoken rules, if you know,
Speaker 3: if you haven't hit Thanksgiving. But that being said, there's
Speaker 3: a very interesting history to a lot of Christmas music,
Speaker 3: and some of them like have caused world peace, as
Speaker 3: you know, and others we don't really know much about.
Speaker 3: And that's even interesting, you know, in and of itself.
Speaker 1: I think initially it's just learning the verses and singing
Speaker 1: as songs as a kid, I don't really think about
Speaker 1: the history behind a lot of these songs. Right.
Speaker 3: The first one is God Rescued Mary Gentlemen, now we
Speaker 3: all you know, pretty much love that song, but this
Speaker 3: is one on the opposite end of not knowing the
Speaker 3: story with.
Speaker 2: God rescued Mary. Gentlemen, we don't know who wrote it.
Speaker 3: We know that it came around in about seventeen ninety,
Speaker 3: and there's been an argument over what Mary has meant.
Speaker 3: What do you think Mary means? Are they happy? Are
Speaker 3: they gay? What's Mary meaning? Are they mighty?
Speaker 2: Mary mighty?
Speaker 3: Well, there was an argument that Mary might have meant mighty,
Speaker 3: so God rest he mighty.
Speaker 4: Gentlemen, let nothing you dismay.
Speaker 2: Some just thought it meant just happy Robin hood and
Speaker 2: is merry men right? But they were very happy, No,
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 4: I know I saw those times. And if we don't
Speaker 4: know who wrote it, it kind of gives us the opportunity
Speaker 4: to are you.
Speaker 2: Saying, if you don't know who wrote it, I can't
Speaker 2: mess everything up. You don't care.
Speaker 4: You take artistic license with the melody.
Speaker 5: And that's the fun part of Christmas music because everybody
Speaker 5: always redoes it so many different ways every year. There's
Speaker 5: so much freedom, gotta esteem reagents, then nothing dismay.
Speaker 6: Remember the christ Us say.
Speaker 3: Was born on Christmasday to save the saw from SAT's power,
Speaker 3: we need come stray boon tis comfort and.
Speaker 2: Comfort j.
Speaker 3: Times of comfort and joy.
Speaker 2: Well should we clap to clap in your living room?
Speaker 2: I feel like I should clap God, the one I
Speaker 2: such talented friends. I love that. So back in eighteen
Speaker 2: eighteen they did the Christmas Eve song and that the
Speaker 2: organ was broken.
Speaker 3: So the parish priest said, hey, we have a good time,
Speaker 3: right absolutely, but that really wasn't heard of for a
Speaker 3: Christmas you know, Carol or Christmas hynd.
Speaker 2: So they said, well, let's just be unconventional and they
Speaker 2: wrote Silent Night. So then in nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 3: The world was at war, the world was absolutely at war,
Speaker 3: and it was Christmas Eve yet again, and the Allied troops,
Speaker 3: the Germans were fighting the French, and there were some
Speaker 3: Americans there too, and it was, you know, a night
Speaker 3: like any other, except that they knew it was Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3: And so the Germans in their foxholes started singing Silent.
Speaker 4: Night in German as it was originally written.
Speaker 2: And the French, hearing this and knowing the.
Speaker 3: Song, started singing Silent Night as well, and Americans that
Speaker 3: were there started singing Silent Night as well. Well. Suddenly
Speaker 3: the most remarkable thing happened, and the people came out
Speaker 3: of the trenches and started talking to each other and
Speaker 3: sharing rations and sharing liquor and having a Christmas Eve
Speaker 3: party and waking up Christmas Morning and not annihilating each other,
Speaker 3: having a smiss morning.
Speaker 2: They didn't go back to killing each other until the
Speaker 2: day after.
Speaker 3: I'm told but right, but exactly, Well, if you think
Speaker 3: about it, one other song has literally brought about world peace.
Speaker 2: Isn't this one of your favorites? Is this one of
Speaker 2: your favorite?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's. It really is everyone's standard for every Christmas Eves.
Speaker 2: Since eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 6: The nice Ohne is come is fries Raw Youngsionther and.
Speaker 3: Child, wol.
Speaker 6: Fan Soder and seevenly inven.
Speaker 2: Absolutely beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 3: Bridget, my friend, Bridget may fly tomorrow, may not. American
Speaker 3: airlines canceling flights causing disasters. Twenty flights here are canceled
Speaker 3: in Las Vegas, flights canceled across the country. They're blaming
Speaker 3: two really the ridiculous things, weather and staffing. First of all,
Speaker 3: we can talk about colonizing Mars, but we can't make airports,
Speaker 3: airplanes and transportation that can actually withstand planet Earth. Is
Speaker 3: that what you're telling me that our transportation system is
Speaker 3: so delicate that if things that have been happening for
Speaker 3: thousands of years storms happen, it's them all down. If
Speaker 3: that's the case, then flying is not the best alternative
Speaker 3: for us. First of all, if it's so fragile that
Speaker 3: some weather can just shut it all down, get a
Speaker 3: new waid to travel. That's the first thing. Second of all, staffing,
Speaker 3: I don't know that many flight attendants and all of
Speaker 3: that that have quit because of COVID. I know that
Speaker 3: you're having trouble keeping staff because you can't stop people
Speaker 3: from attacking them another flight attendant with a broken nose.
Speaker 3: I feel flight attendants should now be able to take
Speaker 3: your ass out, Okay, if you are unruly, they should
Speaker 3: have a blowgun with a dart and that's it. You
Speaker 3: are tranked like a rhino, breaking people's noses, causing all
Speaker 3: this hoopla. You are an a tube hurling through the air.
Speaker 3: Try that crap with me on your plane. It ain't
Speaker 3: gonna take anyone to defend the flight attendant. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get up, I'm gonna deck your ass. Okay, Because we
Speaker 3: love those videos. Now, these maga idiots, these maskless morons,
Speaker 3: these Karens, just getting a people faces or even trying
Speaker 3: to attack them, and then someone else comes along and
Speaker 3: throws their ass down. That's gonna be me because I
Speaker 3: had enough of you all. Okay, my tolerance level for
Speaker 3: y'all is done. Okay, here's my tolerance level. Here's the
Speaker 3: rest of the world. It's way above. I will smack
Speaker 3: the whole. I will smack the badness out of you. Okay,
Speaker 3: try to attack a flight attendant that I need to
Speaker 3: get me something, You're gonna You're gonna distract the little
Speaker 3: attention I can get from the damn flight attendant to
Speaker 3: get me some water or some tea or from whatever,
Speaker 3: not that I ask them for much. There ain't much
Speaker 3: you should do on a plane that they can do.
Speaker 3: Don't You should bring your own water. Don't drink the
Speaker 3: water on a plane. And if you're gonna drink tea,
Speaker 3: if he at least to heat the water, God knows how.
Speaker 3: And truly if it comes out of a can or something, okay,
Speaker 3: like you can do you can do that. They ain't
Speaker 3: serving alcohol that much anymore or why because y'all can't
Speaker 3: act right, So that brings the question why do we fly?
Speaker 3: We now know from the Climate Summit, where nothing is
Speaker 3: gonna happen, they're going to talk about blah blah blah
Speaker 3: blah blah. We now know that we should all fly less. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's one of the things coming out of the summit,
Speaker 3: less air travel. I know tourism industry bureaus don't want
Speaker 3: to hear that, but less air travel. I really feel
Speaker 3: most people should that they should not travel for business.
Speaker 3: In other words, if you have to, like you're an entertainer,
Speaker 3: or you have to go physically be in the spot
Speaker 3: for your job, okay, but traveling to meetings and traveling
Speaker 3: to stuff that we can now do via zoom and video, no,
Speaker 3: that should just all stop. So like one third to
Speaker 3: one half of the travel could just stop. But why
Speaker 3: do we fly? Why have we not invented something better?
Speaker 3: The weather brings airplanes to a screeching halt. They still
Speaker 3: fall out of the sky and clear people or kill people,
Speaker 3: albeit rare, you can't have fun on them anymore. There
Speaker 3: nothing about them is enjoyable. Airports are not fun. The
Speaker 3: screening process is not fun. Being on the plane unless
Speaker 3: you're in first class is not fun. Nothing about air
Speaker 3: flying is pleasurable. So why do we do it? Is
Speaker 3: this who we are? We are We've really become a
Speaker 3: species of sado masochist. We get ourselves into situations where
Speaker 3: we are abused and we stay in those. Flying is
Speaker 3: a great example. Getting a ticket not a fun thing,
Speaker 3: either expensive or b there's all these restrictions. And now
Speaker 3: you can bring like two T shirts and a pair
Speaker 3: of underwear, but if you bring more than that, they're
Speaker 3: gonna charge you by the item. You know, I mean
Speaker 3: you have to strip to go through or pay one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars to be tsa preed and even then to
Speaker 3: I mean, there's none of it is enjoyable unless you're
Speaker 3: filthy rich. And that that just is for everything in life.
Speaker 3: If you're filthy rich, then so none of it's enjoyable.
Speaker 3: We don't lie. How many of you like flying? How
Speaker 3: many of you like being close to a person next
Speaker 3: to you that you don't know?
Speaker 2: Then you have been to.
Speaker 3: People that you love? Okay, truly, you get on a
Speaker 3: plane and the person next to you, if you're not
Speaker 3: flying with someone in your family, is more up in
Speaker 3: your business than your partner. Okay, I mean truly they're
Speaker 3: right there. That ain't fun. Being crammed into the seat
Speaker 3: ain't fun. Look I lost one hundred and ten pounds,
Speaker 3: I'm still crammed into the damn seat. Who are they
Speaker 3: made for munchkins? Boarding never fun? Never fun? Southwest is
Speaker 3: the worst. But if you know I preboard, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll preboard. Get mad at me, go ahead. I have
Speaker 3: a handicapped plaque, I have a service dog. They let
Speaker 3: me preboard. Get mad at me, you betch I'm a
Speaker 3: march down there in front of y'all cause y'all take
Speaker 3: too long. You block the aisles. They say, oh, don't
Speaker 3: block the aisles, But you block the aisle not just
Speaker 3: to put your stuff up top, but to put your
Speaker 3: stuff in the seat there, you cordia, take off your jacket,
Speaker 3: to take off this, you put on a little makeup, perhaps,
Speaker 3: do your head gets the water whatever, Get the hell
Speaker 3: out the aisle. But you don't hold everybody up. And
Speaker 3: then you're sly. And if there's two of you, like
Speaker 3: you're trimveling alone, someone else is. So y'all sit on
Speaker 3: both ends and you leave the middle seat empty because
Speaker 3: you think, well, who's gonna come along and take a
Speaker 3: middle seat. And then guess what the biggest, ugliest, smelliest
Speaker 3: person that's getting on the airplane, The largest one barely
Speaker 3: fits through the door. That who's spy. That's who spies
Speaker 3: your middle seat, and they always come and take it. Always. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'll sit over by the window, which is evil because
Speaker 3: the windows are filthy, they're not cleaned in between. People
Speaker 3: lean up against them, snot all over them. But I figured, well,
Speaker 3: I used to go to bathhouses. What the hell so
Speaker 3: you know the window? I mean, really, if you're gonna
Speaker 3: get a window seat, bring your own bleach. Okay, spray
Speaker 3: the damn window with the bleach and spread all because
Speaker 3: that whole area there is not cleaned. You think they
Speaker 3: go down during the look those flight attendants barely have
Speaker 3: time to put their undergarments back on. Okay, let alone
Speaker 3: go down every seat and wipe down every rest, wipe
Speaker 3: down the wall of the plane where the window is.
Speaker 3: They don't do that. Ahuh, So you hop on, You think, O,
Speaker 3: i'm'll get a window seats a little more room, and
Speaker 3: then you lean your head up against the icy cold
Speaker 3: window where god knows some booger ridden kid has been snotting.
Speaker 3: Just wrap before you and before that's some man with
Speaker 3: the COVID with breathing on it and coughing and hacking
Speaker 3: how to oh yeah, oh no, but you, but I
Speaker 3: got to have a window seat. Then, of course if
Speaker 3: you try to get an aisle seat, your foot's gonna
Speaker 3: get run over by the cart. People are gonna pass
Speaker 3: you on the way to the bathroom, someone like me
Speaker 3: with the toot's probably come bin and toot in your face.
Speaker 3: The middle seat is really the only safe seat because
Speaker 3: you got the person from the window and the person
Speaker 3: from the aisle protecting you.
Speaker 2: But of course then you're.
Speaker 3: Sitting with your shoulders all folding, your chest all folded in.
Speaker 3: Flying is not fabulous. Why it's like driving? Roads are horrible,
Speaker 3: Traffic is terrible. Thirty five thousand people a year die
Speaker 3: in automobiles, and yet we still make them the same way.
Speaker 3: We still plan roads the same way we don't plan
Speaker 3: any other form of transport. What is it with us?
Speaker 3: We like being abused? Yes? Please can I have another?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, they're lines cut all of my frills, make my
Speaker 3: seat minuscule, make flying, Hell, let me line up to
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: What are the alternatives? Carill drive take a train. What
Speaker 3: about overseas take a boat. There are ways to get
Speaker 3: places with that. Another Well, that takes too long. What's
Speaker 3: your damn rush? Why have things to do? What destroy
Speaker 3: the planet?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: To get from Las Vegas to Long Beach on an airplane,
Speaker 3: if I do an hour at the airport before and
Speaker 3: then a half hour to get to the airport, plus
Speaker 3: the hour flight, that's two and a half hours. I
Speaker 3: can drive in four and a half hours. So literally
Speaker 3: it's just two extra hours to drive. And I'm in
Speaker 3: my own vehicle. I'm in, you know, with my own
Speaker 3: I can stop, i can pee, I got plenty of room.
Speaker 3: I know that it's old fashioned, but sometimes driving does
Speaker 3: beat flying. And I'm not for driving. By the way,
Speaker 3: we should have a high speed train from Las Vegas
Speaker 3: to to La environmentally friendly. There's a thing called the
Speaker 3: Flicks bus. That's a good alternative. It's a six hour drive.
Speaker 2: It's sick.
Speaker 3: It's like nine dollars to go to LA from Vegas.
Speaker 3: There are other ways? Why do we do the things
Speaker 3: that we hate? I don't understand this in one area,
Speaker 3: like the great resignation that started the show with you,
Speaker 3: you're resigning from jobs that you hate, okay, and yet
Speaker 3: what are you doing in life? You're driving cars you
Speaker 3: don't like and spending seventy thousand dollars for things that
Speaker 3: are stuck in traffic, that guzzle expensive gasoline and that
Speaker 3: you stand a risk of dying in. Let me give
Speaker 3: you know fifty K for that. And then you fly,
Speaker 3: you hop on an airplane, you get bad customer service.
Speaker 3: Airports are terrible, the security search is terrible. All of
Speaker 3: it's terrible until you get to your destination where you're
Speaker 3: wrung out and tired and ridden hard and put away wet,
Speaker 3: and then you're you need you know, you need a
Speaker 3: data recover. Now when you fly, when you get to
Speaker 3: your destination, you need like a data recover from the
Speaker 3: horror of the trip. And yet we pay for this,
Speaker 3: We pay for this horror. I don't understand why we
Speaker 3: fly as American cancels Southwest. Now, when you buy a ticket,
Speaker 3: it's like a lottery whether you don't get there or not.
Speaker 3: While have an American Airline ticket, Oh, better spin the
Speaker 3: wheel and see if you're leaving, say the Southwest? What
Speaker 3: is up? Hey, correl here? And I'd like to take
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