Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions. Assapts. Honestly, work work, she's giving dead,
but she'll always serve.
Speaker 2: Hye.
Speaker 1: Welcome to void A D and D podcast. I am
your host, DM Devon. My boyfriend gets home right now
whilst I'm doing this intro. I'm gonna be kind of
matt because I wanted today. I'm joined with, uh, who
are you people?
Speaker 3: People?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, I I'm Jacob and I play really cute,
really fluffy boy. Well not so much fluffy anymore, but
still he's fluffy on the inside.
Speaker 3: Free.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. He's such a good boy.
Speaker 3: Like one of those hairless cats. But a dog.
Speaker 5: Now, hey, hey, hey, hairless dogs are are adorable. There's
an actual breed of hairless dog out there, and it's Ablenge.
Speaker 4: No, there's an actual hairless dog breed. Yeah, it's a
Mexican dog. His proper name is Sholo a sequinly, but
you could call his Sholo dog.
Speaker 5: And they're so cute because they're mostly hairless, but like
some of them have like like a tough of hair,
like a strip of fair that goes from the top
of their head down their back, so it looks like
they have a mohawk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's so cute.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh my god, they're just adorable little boys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, just low key, motherfucker introduce ourselves.
I'll be right back, son of a bitch, God, god,
fucking death. I don't want to play Dan.
Speaker 3: It's Devin.
Speaker 4: Leave that part in. Let the whole world see you
throw a bitch fit.
Speaker 2: And no explanation.
Speaker 3: No, they don't get one. No, So while we wait,
who are you, guys, I'm Dakota. I play my kind
of a problem.
Speaker 2: Find I don't know what did you have more to say?
Speaker 3: I'm not excited.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm Tyler and I play the at Tama and
my death is imminent.
Speaker 4: One of us is going to die. That Loki kind
of wanted me to be me.
Speaker 2: I think Devin wanted to come my character for a reason.
I want to see what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: If you look at the description below, you'll see a
linky link. I'll take you to the link tree to
the Avoid Productions podcast of podcasts of the other podcast
and the Avoid Productions Family podcasts. There you go, I
got right. Do you to tell me down there below
as well? Uh? Yeah, we'll jump what happened last time
y'all fought some bitch and some of y'all are getting
fucked up. So oh, there's really no no recap. It's just.
Speaker 5: Fred is getting bitch slapped left and right, and he's
like he keeps getting like pretty like fucked up. And
then myth is over here like heal, restore, heal, heal
with throwing like health spells at me, and I'm just like,
I mean.
Speaker 1: Y'all lasted pretty well, pretty good.
Speaker 4: So far with all, and I'm fucking this dude up.
I'm like slapping him around with a freaking anchor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a freaking anger. What oh yes, gotcha? Okay, cool?
So where we last left off. What was the last
thing that happened?
Speaker 3: I summoned the greatest Demon?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, that because because uh freaking the grammar ring,
ring of grammar.
Speaker 7: Hell yeah, that ring of grammar your existence.
Speaker 1: Everyone has one. I'm surprised no one else has used it.
Speaker 2: Yet with anything other than fold person. I don't even
know what I want to do with that.
Speaker 6: You could have used that here, that would be amazing,
full person, damn you just see fucking oh who is
the Brazilian Jiu jitsu guy. The gracie just one of
the gracies. Fucking just pop out from a hole in
space and time and then just fold the enemy like
it's folding laundry, but with a body inside of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to say, like, is it like making
them touch their toes or force contortion?
Speaker 1: For where's contortion?
Speaker 3: Definitely forced contortion, your body still inside of it?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? All right, So with that greatest demon, there
is silence, Nothing happens. Everyone's kind of like the breeze
is a breeze. You're just like what Tama wrote me
a perception check.
Speaker 2: Oh right, hose making a little note CULI couldn't find
the spill, okay, her steps advantage or disadvantage.
Speaker 1: It's twenty two. It's twenty two.
Speaker 3: That's a not twenty two, by the way. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So you know that you obviously feel something rattling on
your person, violently rattling, remember or you're looking it's the flask,
remember that wondrous flask?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Does the iron flask?
Speaker 2: Does someone else remember it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: We all I mentioned it. I'd be like once or
twice at best.
Speaker 2: And most times I just forgot I had it. But
I didn't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the same thing with like you forgot
you had wings for the longest time.
Speaker 2: I need like a quick reference sheet because I just
just like the Rope twenty interface where everything is like
tucked und your menus. I'm like, I need a quick
thing where I can be like, okay, what does this
spell do? And then just have it on my purse. Oh,
I need to keep this in mind so I can
play Palettin better.
Speaker 1: So what the iron flat? When do't you read iron
flask again? Where does it say that something can be
in it?
Speaker 3: Identify spells reveals that a creature is inside the flask? Paragraph?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Gotcha? Gotcha? Okay, So it's rattling, it can't quite
like you can see like it's trying to pop open
but it can't. What do you do? Okay, do you
open it? Because they can't pop it open? But it's
big whatever's in it or whoever's then it's really seriously trying.
And then somebody just cast the greatest demon you can
only assume have there's something afoot?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it remarked, of course me to open it,
But I'm down?
Speaker 1: Are you down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been down. You'll just basically been keep me
barely alive?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, is your HP at zero right now?
Speaker 2: It's been at zero?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I could just like say the magic word.
Speaker 1: Okay, allow that allow that you're barely conscious.
Speaker 2: It requires a magic word, and I just say open all.
Speaker 1: Right, and then the thing rattles. It stops. Do you
let go like it's in your like it's kind of
like in your hand. It falls out onto the floor
next to in between Tauma and the guy Lord and
Jesus Christ his nick name. His nick name is Jesus.
Things stops kind of it's laying on a side and
then kind of flips up straight and then it's lid
pop pops off, and then it explodes into a colorful mist.
First it starts expeting red, green, blue, pink, and then
you hear something crawling out of it.
Speaker 3: And me.
Speaker 1: As a smoke is traveling kind of almost like a twister,
like a dust a dust devil, kind of spinning around,
and it goes over to the side. Took it, and
then it forms into a As the smoke starts clearing,
it forms into a humanoid. Now this humanoid has looks
to be demon of nature. Its horns are made out
of pure jewels, rubies, emeralds, sapphire. His hair is of
course pluff thoroa of different colors. He has a sad
look on his face, pale skin, a nice like orangish
red mane around his neck and shoulders, and his body
he always wears like like basically basic ass rid pants
and his body arms, chest, legs are all engraved and
except with jewels and different gems bursting out of his
body like they're like it's part of his flesh. And
he kind of just has a sad look on his face,
and his eyes are red. Then a pulsates to blue,
says to orange green red again. It kind of like
has a hypnotizing effect and it's just pulsating color. His
eyes are constantly changing color, very very hypnotic. And he
kind of looks around and he looks at you, myth.
You thanks for releasing me. He says it, very like nonchalantly, like, nah,
I'm assuming I'm here to help. Kind of just looks
around and everything. Oh God, I have never been on
the ocean before. Go ahead at him, turntable, He'll be
right after, Myth should I'll be so who was the
last person who to go?
Speaker 4: I don't think I've taken my turn, and it's just
it looks like it's just that on next So I
haven't taken my turn yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, he's just he's just there kind of
just like hunched over, arms dangling in front of him,
looks depressed. Homeboy is not looks like he's not having
a great day, and he just it's looking around everybody
and he's he looks over the Tama raised his an eyebrow,
all right free yergouh.
Speaker 4: I'm looking. I look back at the demon, and I'm like,
what the what just happened?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Hold up? Hold up?
Speaker 7: Is this is this guy?
Speaker 4: Are we finding this guy?
Speaker 3: See?
Speaker 4: Is he on the other side?
Speaker 3: What's the deal?
Speaker 1: The demon says, well, I mean he points to myth.
I mean he's I think he summoned me.
Speaker 4: Oh is that what you were doing?
Speaker 1: I mean all I heard was greatest he cast a
spelled wanting the greatest demon, And I mean I guess
here I am, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Huh go figure, Isaac, huh go figure. And then without
missing a beat, I turn and swing my anchor at.
Speaker 1: What's his dude's name again.
Speaker 4: I forgot his name.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's ever even given you a name yet.
Oh no, no, no, no, his name is Esian.
Speaker 4: Okay, well cool, I'm still uh, I'm still raging. Yeah,
I'm still like, well wait, hold on, no, it's relentless rage,
that's what I am.
Speaker 1: I'm all fucking up.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fuck this dude up.
Speaker 3: And let me see first strike.
Speaker 4: It's a twenty four hit.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four hits cool.
Speaker 3: Oh oh huh oh, there's a thirty hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty hits cool.
Speaker 4: So here's the first one and then here's the second one.
So you take twenty budgeting damage all right, like huh
go figure who burn burn?
Speaker 3: And uh.
Speaker 8: I do have extra Yeah, so I already just used
extra my extra attack and does extra attack like the
second attack with extra attack? Does that count as a
bonus attack or bonus action?
Speaker 1: Or is that just extra attack that does not count
as a bonus action? That's all things.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: So in the last game, we were we've already deterurned,
like we've already like I've already tried to summon Caspian again, right,
uh huh, But it seemed like I was still that
he wasn't like quite ready or.
Speaker 1: Was something's not. I mean that you feel the power
of the tattoo coming from the tattoo again, but you're
but he's not quite respond so you know there's something afoot,
but you don't know exactly what. So I mean you
could try again.
Speaker 5: Okay, So basically I'm gonna try again. You're reaching deep
inside myself trying to reconnect with Caspian.
Speaker 3: And mm hmm.
Speaker 5: So okay, so over the table, this is like player,
this is the player I think thought. Unfortunate, sadly, the
good boy is not smart enough to have the sky
at trying thought. But uh, with that plus two modifier
right there, intelligence.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean he's not he's not that dumb, but
he's not brawl Thom.
Speaker 4: But he's not smart either.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it would it be possible that the reason why
Caspian is not reappearing is not because of something on
Caspian's end, but because of Freed, that Freed himself is
not has forgotten about an important part of himself. Maybe
it has something to do with the fact that he's
no longer a wolf born and he's not he doesn't
really know who he is anymore because being a wolf born,
that was who he was, its literal species, and now
he's been turned into a human.
Speaker 1: You're in the right You're heading in the right direction.
I'm not gonna say if you're completely right, but you're
in you're you're pointed in the right direction.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: And why but there's there's I mean, that's not the
full reason, but that that is an at play, that
is at play.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 4: Can I use my bonus action to try to reach
deep within myself and try to summon Caspian again?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right, illow it one thing?
What role? What role?
Speaker 3: What role?
Speaker 1: I think it might be like a you know what
rolled me a D one hundred.
Speaker 3: Fuck m yeah so.
Speaker 1: You you, yeah, you roll to ten. So you reached
D down inside of yourself and you try to go
call upon Caspian. As that's happening you everyone around you,
you're noticing he start free. It's starting to spark like
lightning is coming from his tattoo.
Speaker 4: Oh thank god, I thought you.
Speaker 5: I thought you said sparkle, Like, oh my god, am
I turning into a twilight fucker?
Speaker 1: I can make him a twilight twilight, sucker, don't tip me,
do it?
Speaker 3: Don't you dare get.
Speaker 1: I'll have you get bit by a twilight by a
sparkling vampire.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be bitten by a gay were wolf.
Speaker 1: You are a gay were wolf. You are basically a gay.
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: Where was I? Yeah, his tattoo is sparking and as
he's like, as you can see him really thinking hard
that the hamster wheel is really going and he is
Ryan and with rules thing right, and that.
Speaker 3: M damn m hm.
Speaker 1: Twenty two points of lightning damp? Who you so, what's that? Yeah?
Uh huh. So what happens is when you're trying to
push you you see what you see a figure in
your mind and you're running towards him, and you put
out your hand just to reach him, and then you
get zapped. You get zapped right clock someone like someone
clocked you right in the goddamn face, and you fly
basically your mind flies into reality and your tattoo is
just exputing lightning and it's shocking the shit out of you.
Speaker 9: Wow, that's homophobic, hophob twenty two points of lightning damage.
Speaker 1: I hate here, but you yeah, you did see somebody
and then somebody went off and punshed you right in
the face, or it feels like it. You could do
it anything else.
Speaker 4: Your turn, like I scream into that internal space like
you bitch?
Speaker 1: Did you bitch? Why won't you let me use you?
Speaker 3: That be it and that's it for my turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, lovely lovely gal? All right? What hold up? Mm hmmm?
Speaker 3: Uh okay, why is it going?
Speaker 5: Why is it going?
Speaker 1: I'm going the wrong way? All right?
Speaker 3: On God?
Speaker 1: Where the fun did I put that thing? Hold up?
I need to pull out a character?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pull up?
Speaker 1: Huh wow your dad?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Oh damn damn? Kay on gay crime jail?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, So legendary action. Legendary action for the demon. He
is going to do psychic shatter, targeting one creature. They
must exceed a dickster intelligence saving through a twenty six
or take eighty six like a damn it and lose
concentration if concentrated.
Speaker 3: With that.
Speaker 1: He is going to do it on freedom. I'm kidding, kidding, kidding.
Speaker 3: I sent you a message a devon.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, we got wait wait wait where
where where?
Speaker 3: Where? On Facebook?
Speaker 1: Let me see what the tea is.
Speaker 3: I circled it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, all right, I see, I see.
Speaker 3: It'll be a little unfun the second.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that would be a little un fun.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm here for a little on fun. We're gonna do.
We're not gonna do the psychic pattern. We're gonna do
the aura of endless morning.
Speaker 3: Isn't that just a passive It's a passive.
Speaker 1: Let's start of the next creature's turn, at the start
of each creature's turn within sixty feet. O. Well, I
mean I'm also gonna do this psychic thing. But the
at the beginning of each person, each age creatures turn
sixty feet? Uh can everybody? Well Thomas down? So I
guess not Toma, but can a freed and we had
sixty feet get that? Only get that magical ruler? But
do oh fuck? Oh fuck, oh fuck? Oh shit. Yeah, no, okay,
everybody and our mother is gonna get this thing. I'm
not gonna, h do I want to do that? I
might not want? No, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no. We're not gonna do that. I mean, it
can't be a passive, but we're not gonna do it.
I'll hold off.
Speaker 2: Never mind.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I can everyone over that hard. I
am gonna do second chatter on on the lion over here.
So he needs to make intelligence says through, Yes, intelligence
savings through m hm twenty seven, and he passed. He
takes nothing, He takes nothing from that. Well, great start
up to do a great start, mister demon, all right.
Next up will be Essian's turn, all right, So he
is going to oh god, let me pull his character ship. Yeah,
I'm not gonna fuck up someone day to day.
Speaker 3: Mhm m.
Speaker 1: Okay. So he is going to do divine okay, so
divine firebirds, yes, and the point pinpoint is going to
be himself, So for himself out to be thirty foot
radius centered on himself. Everyone make me a dextery saving.
Speaker 2: Threat, Jesus Christ, exactly greed you.
Speaker 1: Pass, toma U R. Maclely failed, you're.
Speaker 3: Down exsive oh uh sixteen.
Speaker 1: Lovely, lovely?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So with that, everyone who failed.
Speaker 3: Gonna take.
Speaker 1: First one six twenty two points of fire damage why
not sorry, twenty nine points of fire damage. If you pass,
it's half that, so that'd be.
Speaker 4: Nineteen No, No, that's like fifteen damage. Because if you're
are you rounding up or.
Speaker 1: Down rounding up. So da, I'll be about fifteen damage
fifteen points of radiant No, sorry, that's fire damage. Fire damage.
Next up radiant damage, twenty four points of radiant damage
for you, Jacob to B twelve. Then then mess you
are Are you immune to being blind?
Speaker 3: Oh? I think I still have. I don't know if
true is a concentration spell, but I have. Okay, it's
not concentration and okay, if you're it doesn't say I
have immunists to blind. This give me. I don't know
if anything else might give me just a second go
on as if I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're blind to the start of of this
guy's next turn in Any flammable objects in the area
that are being worn ignite, So the ship catches on fire.
Obviously you could put it out, but you know, the
ship catches them. It's not having a good time down.
Speaker 2: But I take damage.
Speaker 3: What happens?
Speaker 1: Mhm h. What's the role with that?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: He gets a he gets a failed desk seven throwers,
he take a dast or does he roll a dead
saving throw?
Speaker 3: Uh? Let me find out it's two death saving throws
per hit.
Speaker 2: Huh, well, Tamah, the old thing. I get hit twice,
I guess I'll just go ahead and do three death
saves two, seven, and ten. So how does this work?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Did you say when he gets hit he fails to
death saves on Macley?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm if I'm correct, it's you. You. It's an
immediate failure of a death saving throw.
Speaker 1: So if it's two per one, he's dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 1: Finally, Okay, finally.
Speaker 2: In that case, I would well, since I was flying
over the hole and I was down, like I just
fall in the hole.
Speaker 1: Yep, Wow, yep, you fall into the hole. Scarlet's like
scream screaming and more screaming.
Speaker 3: What I have a reaction?
Speaker 1: Oh god, what's the reaction?
Speaker 3: I have? Hellish rebuke?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, Oh I swe you're not you
were not, you were not.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna use of grammar.
Speaker 1: Us, all of us, don't. I need to know right
now if you're actually gonna do it, because regard to
do it, you're gonna commit.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cast hellish puke. Oh you.
Speaker 1: Okay? That that will be m uh, I guess I'll
be acid, damn very acidic.
Speaker 6: Well, No, I'm not gonna puke on him. He's gonna
be hit with hellish puke, okay, violently, not fous.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna use hellish.
Speaker 1: Oh you want him to make you want to make
him violently?
Speaker 3: Ill? Godcha, he's gonna be have hellish puke?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Gotcha? Okay, you'd obviously make a con say then
versus your DC called what is it? Okay?
Speaker 3: Seventeen I doubt he's gonna fail.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 3: Nineteen he came close, and that was closer than I expected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he feels like you kind of see him
like b and he kind of sucks it about down.
That's what he said. And uh dexterity saving throw because
you're gonna use heloshebuk as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he passes that. Do you get a deck safer
helic Rebuke? Do you? Oh?
Speaker 1: Ses you do?
Speaker 3: Holy shit? I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do, as a connoisseur of Helo Rubuke myself. Yeah,
you do get it all right? Next up? Actually no,
he only did one wo wow. Okay, so that's two more. Okay,
so we're gonna do a D twenty plus. Does the
twenty seven hit you freed?
Speaker 3: What do you think, Devin?
Speaker 1: I don't know is it twenty five hit you free?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Devin, what do you think? I don't know,
though I asked, and you're overpowered as fuck?
Speaker 1: I think that I mean, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: No, one need that to be a three not a
fire my mom, fucking monster. Seventeen points of radiant damage? Okay,
seventeen points of fire damage.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Are your points less than one hundred?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Make me a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 10: M hm, oh you lucky son of a bitch.
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Okay, were you under one hundred for the first attack
or was it the second attack that puts you under
one hundred?
Speaker 3: The first attack?
Speaker 1: Okay, so roll me another conceive because it just gap
for the second attack. First, when you passed second one,
you did not? You were close?
Speaker 6: So cass guidance, No that ability. No, that's a saving throw.
Damn it, guidance doesn't. This is a saving thrown ability
check a freed?
Speaker 1: Uh you're dead?
Speaker 3: What? Uh? Huh?
Speaker 1: His attack is uh one of his abilities? Or we
with this attack that he did with the fiery great sword,
hard creature would let with one hundred hit points or less.
It must exceed a dexterity saving not dexterary saving throw,
a constitution saving throw, or.
Speaker 4: Die like dead dead like like do I get like
noe like no consave, I.
Speaker 1: Mean you did con save gym twice for one for you?
Speaker 4: I mean I mean, I mean no death saves.
Speaker 1: No, it just says die, says die. Remember this is
not the anchor. Glad to have you join me. Yay,
people are dead, that's too no, I mean so that's
uh that uh yeah, that's that's an yeah death. Let's
see where are you? There we go, miss ma'am. All right,
so miss ma'am over here, Scarlett is going to wreak
some havoc. Uh okay, Dextoria's saving their she's gonna she's
going to at this point, she is going to fucking
try to wreck his goddamn shit. So that'd be a
D twenty.
Speaker 9: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Twenty four.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Okay, you know he passes, he would take
half damage, so that'll be seven.
Speaker 3: D ten.
Speaker 1: Radiant damn forty six, So that'd be another fuck What
were yewn fuck about?
Speaker 3: I forgot to have counterspell?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, well what counterspelldal Oh?
Speaker 3: Was that the one that like his uh AOI was
that a speller? Was that an ability?
Speaker 1: That was that was a attack? Was an action?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Itwas an action? It was indeed, No, does he get
bonus tags?
Speaker 6: I don't know if she does get us wake what technically?
Freed still has death word on him? Do Why I
casted it on.
Speaker 1: You, your fear bitch. Yeah, fucking you're gonna you're wait
how long?
Speaker 5: Does that?
Speaker 1: The word last?
Speaker 3: Eight hours? And I cast it as the fireball thing
was coming in because he was gonna hop off and
he did hop off. O my god?
Speaker 2: So where is Dad's word to again?
Speaker 3: When there felt when their HP would drop to zero
and instead, uh drops to one.
Speaker 1: You little bit, I will get you and your little
wolf man two.
Speaker 4: Just heels over and then immediately it's like.
Speaker 1: One congratulations damn.
Speaker 2: It's like I go like wow, And I was like,
oh by Freed, free Freed, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's gonna be only scarlets turn there. Next
time is Tom but Tom is dead, Beth, fuck him up,
fuck him up. You know you want to fuck him up,
fuck him up, fuck him his day. I'm believe in you,
I'm believe in Dakota.
Speaker 3: Fuck up his day, please, I don't he got much
to be honest.
Speaker 1: All right, mhm.
Speaker 3: Mhm, stuch still at this guy? What can he do?
Speaker 1: M Jacob? Do you want to stop at nine? Or
do you want or you say, okay, we'll be got
nine thirty.
Speaker 4: I I'm gonna have to put a hard stop at nine, bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, that's a con save. That's no good.
Speaker 1: Maybe. Oh he's not looking so hot right now.
Speaker 3: I'll just smack him with my hammer. I guess it's
gonna be the best hammer. Hammer. Heck, seventeen doesn't hit
take an attack?
Speaker 1: No, I don't hit, Okay, cool, cool, cool?
Speaker 3: Uh? I got the little celestial thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got celestial thing there too.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find out what ability he has? Okay, really good?
Any good things?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: I'll just attack him as well, okay from Uh he
gets two attacks? Yes, spells level rounded down? What did
I do? What is he someone? Celestial? Yeah? Two attacks? Okay,
I wish that would have been me. Twenty four?
Speaker 1: Twenty four does it?
Speaker 3: And then uh it does? So how much damage G
six plus two plus level? Okay, so just two D
six three plus two is five ten and then the
other one is going to be eighteen running. However, he
does get to heal a little bit and within ten
feet of the target one D ten of temporary hit points.
I'm just gonna give them the freed, So one D ten,
you get one extra temp hit point. Don't spend it
all in one place.
Speaker 1: It is, right, Is that injured, y'all?
Speaker 3: Stern, Matt, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Next up is the demon. The demon is almost visibly
reacting to the grief that is coming from Scarlet, because
always Scarlett is very upset, and he almost kind of
enhances the grief, and he's also feeling it too, and
he kind of just as he's as these he's looking
over at the hole where Tama was, and he's feeling
the grief, and the grief is magnifying off of him,
radiating off like heat. He starts crying magma or love
is it LoVa? Magma when it's outside the earth lava.
He starts crying lava as a storm starts rolling in
and this attack is called tears of Damnation. He unleashes
a storm of divine sorrow and he's sixty foot radius
centered on himself. All creatures of his choice in the
area must make a DC constitution saving throw or take
twenty D six of crock damit become cursed. So obviously
he's not choosing anybody else. But as he on, as
he as he on, as he on, what was his?
Speaker 3: What is his?
Speaker 1: And of course this is all from reacting to his sorrow,
to the Scarlet's sorrow. That would be a yeh, whoa,
Oh he fails horribly, Oh, as he on, you fail horribly,
my dear, did you fail me? So he takes twenty
D six necrowded. Damn, he is cursed. Oh he is not,
he is not. He is not to England, and he
can't regain hit points from this point on while he's cursed.
And then he's going to go in with his blade,
a blade as it's raining, this necrotic rain of tears,
a sword starts forming from from the rain, and he's
going to go in for an attack. So that would
be a A thirty one will hit Jesus Christ and
then he'll take a I'll take twenty five points in
the crowd of it's like a damage, give me one second,
like a minute or two?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: Sorry back he found a dead pixel on his PS portal.
Uh oh yeah, so he's like I'm taking it back.
He's like do you know anything wrong with it? And
I'm like for the things, he's fine outside that one
little dead pixel and I'm like, oh, well, he's want
to take it back. I'm like, that's dead pixel. Once
one goes the other start following, it spreads, let's see
and he can do one more attack and he is
going to do Fury of grief. It's a spell. Mm hmmm,
mm hmmm. Nineteen misses. God damn that that doesn't I guess. Okay,
that would be the end of his turn freedom. He
is literally on his last fucking legs. As Ian is
not looking hot at all. He is looking worse for where.
Speaker 5: I kind of wanted to like do something badass, where
I like, finally summon Caspian and then just stake this dude.
Speaker 9: Skewer this dude, roll me a D one hundred. He's
not gonna count as my action, no, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, close, but close with complication. You're gonna get it
with complication, okay. All right, So you're right full of
fucking rage and you're tired of getting your ass beat
on like a fucking punching bag, and you a little
deep from you pull with the rage of freedom and
your tattoos starts sparking again violently. Yeah, as it's sparking,
you feel something starting to rip off your of your arm.
You look down and your tattoo is like raising as
it's starting to rip through your flesh. As you start
seeing the little shards of Caspian, and then it bursts
out of your arm. Your tattoo blood drinkles to the
floor as as a piece of cast we start flying
out and looks Caspine looks very, very fucking unstable, and
it pulls himself. It comes back to you and forms Caspian.
It's each part is shaky, and you see the little
you see a little electricity static through it, and it's
like very unstable.
Speaker 4: Whoa buddy, You've seen better days.
Speaker 1: But I can't worry about that right now. He does
not respond, But you feel something. You ever get that
feeling that well, I don't know if you ever got
that feeling, because honestly, it's a it's a it's like
I'm probably gonna die. It's that kind of It's like,
why do I feel like you feel the eccidental dread?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die by doing it, by using this,
using him, But of course you're full of rage. Now
you can make a choice.
Speaker 3: Do you use it or do you not?
Speaker 2: I use it?
Speaker 1: Use it, Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do you two attacks.
Speaker 1: So if you're the first one, uh huh oh oh,
come on, thirty four, you get advantage the thirty four
and seventeen thirty four hits. The seventeen does not, but
the thirty four is. You can critical critical so you
can double the damage or double the die.
Speaker 4: What does double of the dye do?
Speaker 1: Whatever you roll for damage, you double it or no,
double the damage is doubling the damage, Doubling the die
is whatever how many diet is you double it? So
for example, of it's a four forty six, you'd roll
eighty six.
Speaker 4: So this is a two d six, I'm gonna double
the damage.
Speaker 1: Damage.
Speaker 4: Uh so yeah, when I summon.
Speaker 5: After I summoned Caspian and his shaky kind of somewhat
broken form, like sorry, buddy, grip him tight to keep
him as hold him as close together, and I thrust forward.
But since he's still shaky, I missed. But when I
struck again, I just skewer the bitch right in the
chest and I lift.
Speaker 4: Him up and I scream and I swing around and
I throw him across the deck. Uh.
Speaker 7: I'm kind of in like a you know, one of
those just you know, one of those moods. So I
throw him this way. Yeah, and whether or not he
falls over the deck, I will be that.
Speaker 3: Up to you.
Speaker 1: You will not. He will hit the he'll hit the deck.
And he's just yeah, he's not. He's not. He's not
doing so. He's he's he's you see the blood trailing
out and his eyes kind of just like glaze over
as his eyes on his lion's skin start rolling back.
Speaker 3: And you him.
Speaker 1: But as you're holding Caspian, roll me a constitution saving.
Speaker 5: Oh please don't like okay, I mean I'm confident my
constitution says, but please don't let.
Speaker 3: This be all.
Speaker 5: Thank god he's right, like I'm over here, just like,
please don't don't let me quit.
Speaker 4: I mean, I have a plus eleven so in my constitution,
but don't let me quit.
Speaker 3: Like, don't let me fail this. You'd be like, ooh,
thirty you needed a thirty one? Sucks to be you?
You fail?
Speaker 1: No, you roll with this advantage?
Speaker 3: O M.
Speaker 1: No, okay, no, you you're fight, You're fight uh, the
casmine explodes again. It hits you. The shards explode out
and then explode back in and they start ramming into
your body. You see a little shards, blood gushing everywhere.
You don't die, right, but you do go unconscious, bitch,
and the sharks of Caspian after you fall over in
your skilly Caspian again kind of the piece is violently
shake and just burst into electricity and it goes up
and the electricity goes up into the sky. It comes
right back down full force, and what's left it's a
charred body of free.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Looking barely, looking fucking barely, bitch. You're you're you're You're
down for the count. You're down for the count. Caspians.
Caspians gone, the shards are gone, the pieces are gone,
the tattoos, and it's your arm is basically like ripped
to fucking shrapnel shreds. Your body's looking far from where
like it's not you're not you're not in good condition,
like at all, but you're alive, barely. And that's the
end of this battle. Finally took y'all line up, get
this guy is kind of op So you know, I'm
surprised that y'all surprised only one of y'all died. All right,
what we can do is, I'm going to do uh
freed now, I mean Jacob, I now you said you
want to leave at a nine sorry nine myth The
only thing I'm gonna do for the rest of this
time until unless y'all are unless unless Tyler you're good.
You don't want to go till nine thirty.
Speaker 2: I'm okay for now.
Speaker 1: Okay, hmm. We can do what happens in the underworld
on this episode, or.
Speaker 3: We can play another fun game.
Speaker 1: And what's that?
Speaker 3: How many times can the cleric cast for vivify?
Speaker 1: No, he's fucking dead, you fucking bitch. He's dead.
Speaker 3: He is dead.
Speaker 1: He is dead.
Speaker 3: You let him die.
Speaker 1: If you say not to.
Speaker 3: I have one even stronger.
Speaker 1: What the do you eat stronger?
Speaker 6: I have raised the dead. Oh it doesn't. It doesn't
bring him back. It's a zombie, but it like guarantees
the bring back. However, he takes a minus four penalty
to all attack roles, saving throws and ability checks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let him die.
Speaker 3: Until it takes a lot of les. Let him die,
reduced by one for every long rest.
Speaker 1: He's dying. He is dying today. He is dying because
I have purposes, I have things. He's dying. He's going
to the underworld. He is standing before Lula than pepper.
Speaker 4: Jack because of reasons.
Speaker 1: I mean, technically Freed technically future never cuts part. Technically
I wanted to kill Freed too. But you know what
what's going on right now, I can work with it,
work with it. Doesn't have to die. But Jacob, you
are free to go. They had to your boo for me.
I will and I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4: See yeah, see ericas.
Speaker 1: Hell, Yeah, my bestI you love you.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 1: It was it was. It was really fucking gay, and
I'm okay with that. So tom.
Speaker 2: So, I'm asking a chat, but to give you ideas
for changing one spell. Some of this is fucking reality breaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, so got it? God, all right,
So we're gonna jump to the bowels done. Scarlett is
running to Toma. The demon that was released is gone abruptly,
and now it's basically just assessing the damage and Scarlet,
why is that with Tama? And Tama is just a yeah,
no he's not, he's not, and freeze down. He's a
little charged, but he'll live. So as we jumped to
the underworld t Tauma. When you you died, you fell,
and then when you come to you you fall hit
the ground and you wake up and you're in what
looks to be like a weird church some kind. Everything's
very ethereal. You see like the stars and the space
around you. You see like the structure of the of
the chapel, and now the other then you as you're
kind of looking around, you see a eleven woman in
front of you and she's leaning over and she couldn't
take She extends out her hand to help you up.
Speaker 2: I try to reach out my hand.
Speaker 1: She grabs a hold of it and you feel a
sense of warmth and comfort as she pulls you up,
and she kind of just looks you up and down.
She said, I didn't expect to see you soon, but
you know that's life. Name is Zella. I will be
accompanying you to speak with the judges. As she starts
as she starts walking down this long hallway with you,
and she's just like, and I know this is a
lot being dead. No all, uh, it's it's gonna be fun.
So and she explained what's gonna happen, She say, Okay,
So what's gonna happen is when we get to the
doorway to the underworld, you were going to be put
forth before the Goddess of Damnation and the God of Salvation,
and you will be judged to decide if you're gonna
go to.
Speaker 3: So the.
Speaker 1: Go You're gonna basically it's gonna it's going to decide
your afterlife. Do you go to salvation or do you
get damned? So I hope your life choices that led
you to this point did for a good reason. And
she's walking, do you say in her interact with her anyway.
Speaker 2: I basically sit in silence, reflecting on everything that I've done,
and I'm like, oh man, this is gonna be good.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be good. So as you were walking,
she was she again in this hallways seems to go
on forever, and she's just like, so I tell you
about your life.
Speaker 2: Oh the good, bad, ugly? Oh man, where do I begin,
like literally childhood or just recently.
Speaker 1: You can start where receive fit. It's a long It's
gonna be a long walk.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So well, I was raised in this village with other
people that look like me sort of. They really seem
to like me all that much, but I wanted to
proof that I was really good at hunting, and I
was for a while. And then one time, well one day,
we got to this this ride of passage that all
volpees do. They hunt a rare game, something not found
where we live. So we're giving a portal. We go
through it and we hunt down whatever we had to fight,
but usually we go in groups. They made me go
alone and I hunted down a pack of dire wolves
collected my trophies, but I didn't go back, and she's like,
why not? I don't think they wanted me back.
Speaker 1: Silence, And after a pause, what happened next?
Speaker 2: I started wondering the land, and I know, those people
looked at me funny because not a lot of people
look like me and not a lot of people act
like me. So I had to find a way to
disguise myself as another creature, which is where he got
the idea for looking like at the backseat. It's just
not the most convincing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she nods.
Speaker 2: But I ended up joining with a church dedicated to winter. Yeah, yeah,
it was winter. And then Soul shows up later I'm
trying to remember my whole plot here. I was under
the tutelage of Master Graves, great Paladin, and I became
an acolyte or like a paladin in training. And then
when we've both discovered that the church wasn't exactly holy
I think, taking bribes and embezzling way too much money,
we left and then we just wondered the lands as
a pair for an indetermined amount of time, and he
taught me so much more than the Church ever could.
And then the hunt came back.
Speaker 1: Backstory Dune Dundah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, basically, the hunt is the right of passage
for all of Obez. But this portal led to this,
like the portal that takes people to this area that
opened just out of nowhere, and some bold best came
out and they just immediately attacked myself and my master,
even though they're like, we're not part of the hunt
at all, but it was just like, oh, immediate danger.
He told me to run, and so I did, and
when I came back, he was dead.
Speaker 3: Hm.
Speaker 1: I remember him. He talked about you a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was really proud of me, like better than
my actual dad.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: No, it it makes you feel any better, He's in
a better place.
Speaker 2: I took his symbol of Winter and held it as
a keepsake. Okay, what happened next? I think, not too
long after this is where Soul comes in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not too long after.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't I don't remember the exact
details like how he gets soul symbol or all that,
but essentially it was like this might have been the
first time where he actually gets to speak with Winter
but also with Soul, and it's like, do you want revenge? Yes,
I want revenge. And that's all the stuff that happened
before the game actually starts over the table.
Speaker 1: So after then, of course you talk about what happened
to the events in the game.
Speaker 2: Yep, we recall like being in a tavern seeing a
pirate crew. Wanted to join up because I need to
make some money so I can fund travels to go
and figure out how to get back home, and then
we have all those It'll be like a recap, fade
to black, fadeback into frame. Oh, I see, it's like, yeah,
you just assume the audience remembers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And at the end of your start, she's like, hm,
you had an interesting life. Did you ever get a
chance to go back home.
Speaker 2: I haven't found it yet.
Speaker 1: What would you do if you got If you found it.
Speaker 2: I'd have to keep it one last look before I
really went through with what I intend to do.
Speaker 1: And now as you say that, you're both at the
end of the hall. What seems to be without even noticing,
you see the portal in the back and behind these
two large deities. To the left is the Goddess of Damnation, Lilith.
Lilith is a very pale skinned god, looks very elvish
in nature, long silky black hair that hits the floor,
and wings kind of tucked away, and she has just
the angriest look on her face. Opposite of her is
a deity that I mean, people call him pepper Jack,
while LoVa, his father's call him. He is the God
of Salvation, and he looks like it's a back seat
that's pure white and it's almost radiating divinity. She's like,
I present to you Tama, and she looks over the
Tama and she points her hand Lilith, the gods of
damnation and Hapa Jack, the God of Salvation, and then
she turns around towards you and she takes your hands
made the judgment go well, and she kind of leans in,
I hope you do get a chance to have some closure,
and she kind of leans back and smiles when she
walks behind you, just walking down the hallway again and
before you it's Lilith and pepper Jack.
Speaker 2: So am I going to be voicing pepper Jack for
this scene?
Speaker 1: You can if you want, if you want to do it,
beat most definitely.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: But what would he be saying?
Speaker 1: Well, these two their job is to judge the The
judge the person to see which side would they go,
which they go to the would they go to be
damned or would they get their salvation? And you're trying
to basically they're looking at your life events and they're
talking amongst themselves also to you in a conversation to
decide where you should go. Now, remember, like I said
when we first started playing this game, way, just because
you're dead doesn't mean you can't come back. If you
could convince the god, it's one of them, if not
both of them, to give you another chance, if you
can give it. So, for example, if you convince one
of them to give you another chance, say look, you
will be marked for damnation, which means you come back,
but if you die again, or when you die, you'll
be sent to your damnation, and vice versa. With pepper Jack,
you'll get Marcus salvation, and when you die, you'll be saved.
So and if you die a second time, that's it,
point blank. You're going to whatever realm you're whatever realm
you made, you made you convinced the God to. But
if he convince both of them, you'll be marked for both,
and then you'll be sent back here again to be
judged proper without the chance of coming back. Now, these
two guys don't get along very well. I mean they do,
but they don't for obvious reasons. They have a long history,
Ladies and gentlemen. If you want to know that long history,
go listen to the first season of the podcast first
campaign Campaign one. These two have very long history with
each other. So as we begin this, Lilith raises her
hand and the portal starts showing bits and pieces of
Thoma's life, of your life, Tama, and she's just like
it seems like you've had a rough life. As Lilith
looks over the Tama.
Speaker 2: You could say that.
Speaker 1: She looks over the pepper Jack. I find it interesting
that he won, that he wants revenge against his home.
Just talking to pepper Jack.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm just drawing a blank.
Speaker 3: I mean it's pepper Jack.
Speaker 1: He's his ear, just like Peple pepper Jack. The goodness
of pepper Jack turned to a turn to eleven.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm just freaking out. Oh do I fucking say?
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
Speaker 2: As well?
Speaker 3: All this stuff?
Speaker 2: Okay, see, you did a rough life and wants to
come back for a man. She finds it interesting.
Speaker 1: She finds it. She's like, hmmm, he wants to get revenge.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, what do you what are you implying, Lilith?
Speaker 1: I mean, if someone's get revenge that bad, they don't
deserve salvation.
Speaker 2: Agree on the contrary, You're not so dead set on vengeance,
are you, Tama.
Speaker 1: Both gods look directly at tama O piss.
Speaker 2: Out, piss and vinegar oh no, oh no, yeah, Like
they can tell that he's conflicted. He's not like I'm
absolutely going to but it's more like should I yeah,
You're just like, oh you should totally to get revenge.
Speaker 1: Totally get revenge. I mean, Lilith is taking what little
she can for the damn made She's just like, I'm
gonna fucking get this soul. The soul's gonna be fucking
mind because she sees the she sees the evil and everything. Well,
obviously pepper Jack is the opposite. He doesn't see things.
Pepper Jack doesn't really see things. I mean, I guess
he can see more of the good people. But at
the same time, one bad thing, one bad intention doesn't
just doesn't label a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was gonna go with that argument where it's like,
that's like one thing that he would be interested in,
but he's not completely dead set on it at this time.
Speaker 1: And then it's like, are you sure about that? Because
it really seems like, given the chance, he would burn
that place to the ground. And she looks dead into
Thomas eyes. I can feel the emotion of.
Speaker 2: Some most everyone attacks from a place of hurt, And
you've been hurt, haven't you, Like you have no idea,
pepper Jack, even though he's like, oh, I know, oh
I know, I think they both know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, they both they both
they both know. I mean little Eth again has no
room to talk. But you know, it's whatever, you could
talk all the ship she wants.
Speaker 2: Let's see what else? What else would pepper Jack say,
why exactly do you want revenge? Well, I'm sure you've
already seen, but they did. They didn't exactly treat me
all that well. Plus they killed my favorite person in
the whole world. I just hate how cruel people are
like all the damn time.
Speaker 1: And then it's like, so being cruel back is going
to fix the problem.
Speaker 2: And he has to hesitate with that, like uh uh
god God, I mean it seems to work for everybody else.
I mean I was a pirate before. I you know,
bit the bucket.
Speaker 1: That is true. You were.
Speaker 2: Out of necessity, out of survival. You needed to live.
You weren't necessarily what is that moon you're doing over there?
Speaker 1: She's like, m that's what they all say, though not
every not every person is so full of good and joy,
ruber Jack.
Speaker 2: I am fully aware. Exhibit A looks right at her.
Speaker 1: To drag the bitch, to drag her. Oh oh the anger, ooh,
drag the bitch. She's just like a look at discuss
on her.
Speaker 2: Face, Tom before we judge you. How do you see people?
Are they all one way or the other? Or is
it more nuanced than that? And then Toma goes, No
one's born good or evil. They're just they're just born.
You think an infant shows up and it's just like
I cannot wait to commit war crimes in a Trostees
when I get older. No, it's just trying to figure
things out. But they're not necessarily saintly either, Like I
like Master Graves could have been a real wretched man,
but he wasn't. And according to your assistant Zella, he's
in a quote unquote better place. I assume he's with you,
pepper Jack.
Speaker 1: Of course he would not, Okay, you would not.
Speaker 2: So I don't think anyone's born a certain way. They
might have just life treat them as if they're good
or bad, and that just informs their decisions. And when
you're in survival mode all the time, you default to
cruelty and selfishness because it's easier. You're just trying to
live and you can't really think about morality. And so
when you're when you're conflicted, all.
Speaker 1: The raises and eyebrow, and then you hear a voice
behind you, Tama, what's the voice? You hear a voice?
It's like, really, yeah, it took me forever to go
down this hallway as you look behind you and you
see this demon, the demon from on that was that
was summoned, as he comes walking down the walking down
the hallway, and you're just like.
Speaker 2: The fuck, like, dude, did you die?
Speaker 1: No, now, I didn't die, but thank you for releasing me.
By I'm glad that you kept kept that flask with
you all this time. Even if you did forget about it,
I'm glad you still had it.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't completely forget.
Speaker 3: I was just scared.
Speaker 2: I was scared to let out what I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I would like to properly introduce me. You're already
talking to my mother and you look over to Lola,
and Lola this has like a face of like she
doesn't know how to feel and she's trying to process
her emotions. And he turned back over to the demon
and when he's like, my name is Jammelle Laura.
Speaker 2: Could we get that spelled out in the chat?
Speaker 1: Of course, basically his name means born, born of gem
and Gore. But he's like, yes, my name is Jamal Laura.
I am the child of the Goddess of Damnation and
a very long dead Stephen, king of an old world.
Speaker 2: No way, did you really.
Speaker 1: And Lila if it's like, no, you're an abomination falling
from your father's corpse and my grief. And he looks
over to her smiles a big toothy grin. I'm still
your child, like it or not. And I like to
propose that he comes back with me to the morning,
to the realm, back to the world of Avatira, and
Lila's like, no, he's being judged right. She's like, no,
absolutely not. And he's like, but what if I what
if you were to be destined to be a very
powerful figure? And the lists like what do you mean?
What are you talking? She looks over to mhm. He
looks over to Lilith. You let him come back, you both.
I look over he looks over the pepper Jack Pepjack,
he bows, I'm sure you would let him have another chance,
looks over to Lilith, let him have another chance at life? Well,
I will destroy them, and he in her eyes widen
destroy what mhm? The crown and she's kind of gets
taken aback. That crowd has been missing since the old
world before you were born. And he's like, no, it's
not She's like, who has it? Tama Tama actually had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, explain.
Speaker 1: Is that on the table?
Speaker 2: Explain that could be on or off the table?
Speaker 1: And Jamal comes up, comes up to you, kind of
put your put his hand around yours, armor on your shoulder.
He's like truss me and with like a little like
a sleight of hand. You were wearing what looks to
be crown of some sort, crown dicked in jewels, seven
different jewels, and Lilith's eyes widened. She looks at the
pepper Jack. Was he wearing that the whole time? Pepperjack? Lie, mhmm,
what do you like?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's what you're asking, Like, uh, what peper Jack
would have seen him?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a good question. What do you
have seen that? Easily saying I don't.
Speaker 2: Because he might not know what it is. If Ali
didn't see it, then why would pepper Jack be able
to see it.
Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, she's still awesome. Did you
notice he was wearing that?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, I did not.
Speaker 1: She kind of just buy it like it's like she
does the equivalent of a and he's like, dear mother,
dearest hm, you wouldn't want to the destruction of this,
of this of this crown, would you it being the
last remaining piece of your dearly beloved, not like there's
the corpse walking in front of you, and he's kind
of anger. His face turns from like sad you're mocking
to just like just anger, mommy issues. I propose he
comes back to get chaced.
Speaker 3: With that.
Speaker 1: I propose a little experiment for you too, And this
decides on which place he goes into the afterlife. This
crown will give him the abilities and the power to
do one of two things. Right now, we're in Innibrium,
the realm of the infernal demons. Amps is kind actually anyone, huh?
Speaker 2: I was gonna be like I percot because he says,
my kind.
Speaker 1: Yes, actually, you're not too far from your home. With
this crown, you would be the one true king the
infernal realm, above the seven Princes, regardless if they know,
regardless what they say, the crowns are missing for since
the old world, for where is it is king of
the infernal Realm? Right, mother, that's the rules you gave.
And she's just like rage, Like you could feel the
the anger boiling. Let him come back as the king
with the crown. He will go to his village, because
I'm sure he'll come across it and he'll make a choice.
Does he save it or does he let it burn?
He turns back to the two gods to depending on
which one he does, wouild, you two would get the
pick of the soul. So, for example, if he watches
the village burn with everyone in it, dear Mother, you'll
get his soul. But if he doesn't and saves it,
hyper Jack, you would get his soul. Take a little
wage in between you two, what do you think you
will do? Give him the power to do soon and
see what happens. Lolith looks over to pepper Jack.
Speaker 2: We could give him both our marks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I most certainly can. As she's glaring at her child,
at her abomination of a child. Yeah, I most certainly can.
And depending on which choice he makes, you will be
a death. He would be sent accordingly, But I think
he'll choose revenge. I could see that anger and darkness
in your time.
Speaker 2: Oh really, So if I do one somewhat sort of
bad thing for justifying personal reasons, it doesn't make it
doesn't make up for all the good that I do later.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you can still do good. But
this action is gonna determine where you go in the after.
Otherwise you can just skata get judged, not go back
to the go back to Avatira if you like, because
we could just judge you right here and send you
off to whatever which realm we put you at. At
least with this you could potentially decide where you go
and then get what you want or get some closure.
Those are your options.
Speaker 2: Tama, I would really like to come back to life.
Speaker 1: She rolls her eyes. Of course they did they always, okay,
all right, great, lovely, lovely, lovely.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: And she raises her hand and she raises like her
nails and claws the air. As you feel something claw
into your left offe Tama, and a mark, almost like
a burn, appears on your left arm at the symbol
of Lilith.
Speaker 2: And then pepper Jack does a similar thing, just Morta.
Speaker 3: And little.
Speaker 1: It's like you are marked by both. If you when
you get the opportunity presented to you to either destroy
or save your home, that will decide where you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, if you die before that chance, you'll be judged accordingly,
and next time you won't getting a third chance. I
hope you live long enough to make that choice. And
she's like, and of course once you make that choice,
you don't We're not going to kill you. You'll live
your life. It's suck a you die, YadA, YadA, YadA.
You know the drill. You know why did you have
to have that flask?
Speaker 2: Well for over the table reasons. A DM asked me
if I wanted something magic, and I was like, sure,
I'll take this.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: Hm id.
Speaker 1: Technically speaking, if anybody gave you the flash, it's it's
fucking lawful tap. Oh, lawful tap gave you this last
you get magical items randomly from the d M, it's
lawful tap.
Speaker 2: That would our characters be aware of that or just
be like no, they would not.
Speaker 1: They would not be aware of that unless she handed
unless she handed it to you directly, and you wouldn't
be aware of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't us being handed anything directly. We just
had them in our position, just had them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she's just like, you're a free to go
back to the to the world the living. I remember
we're always watching.
Speaker 2: And Pepperjack makes one interjections like something to think on
while you're on your way back, just because the world
is cruel doesn't mean you have to be and Toma
has to think about that for a moment.
Speaker 1: But sometimes people do deserve what's coming. And she and
the two gods raise their hand. They kind of raise
their hand together, and you a portal opens up underneath you, Tomma,
and you room. Your soul kind of gets sucked in
and you wake up your body on the ship. And
Scarlett's arms as she is just bawling, her wings are
wrapped around and she's just like she's she's just uncontrollable.
Speaker 2: Oh, hang on, Before tom actually says anything, I just
thought this was like, if I get to be king,
will I be able to choose a queen? That's a
good question, And is it okay if she's not as
demonic as myself, that you.
Speaker 1: Would have to learn the rules of the the rules
of the infernal room. First. She got it, I mean
first she got I mean, granted, just because you have
the crown and yes you're the king, but you also
got to present the ground to the seventh princes of Hell.
You'd be like, hey, y'all below me, y'all, my bitches, y'all, my.
Speaker 2: Bitches, okay, okay, Goose, just like would demons be cool
with an angel ruling over them as well. We'll get
to that later.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the logistics of that lab.
Speaker 2: But so Tama's clearly waking up and sees her crying.
Speaker 1: He's like Scarlett, and she kind of just pauses and
she's just kind of like looks directly at you. I'm
obviously the wings are still covering the eyes, but she's
just like, you're alive. And that's where we're ending today's episode.
Speaker 5: Don Do Do.
Speaker 3: Do Do?
Speaker 2: And then mine saved by an angel and it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, and then that means next time we'll be
doing that gives you time to figure out what I'm
gonna do for Freed. That that that that works for me.