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<v Speaker 1>It's time to read my lips.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it ever acceptable to use garlic out of a jar?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you have to use fresh garlic? I use

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<v Speaker 1>garlic out of a jar? You do, I do? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have time to mince that stuff. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying I didn't know, like how snobby you

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<v Speaker 1>were on the garlic. Do you always have to use

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<v Speaker 1>fresh garlic? No, it's okay to use that. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. We need to refer to you as chef

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of the chef. Ye could you watch

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<v Speaker 1>the Bear? Oh my god, it was so good. It

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<v Speaker 1>was good. So you didn't think it was overdone or

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<v Speaker 1>anything like you're in the kitchen, you're in the trenches.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you did you buy it? I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>not all one hundred percent accurate, but did you buy it?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of it is pretty on point good, it's

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<v Speaker 3>pretty intent.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. My favorite. Yeah. Okay, that's Hannah. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>rooting for her.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You always root for everybody but us. Who's going first?

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<v Speaker 1>She said she would like to go first. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to go first. I'm going to go first, chef. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going first, chef? Okay, do you know how to put

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<v Speaker 1>on the headphones and the crazy song and everything is

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<v Speaker 1>a Chef shows, no fear, O start it for you

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<v Speaker 1>when you put the headphones on. Let me just go

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<v Speaker 1>over to the phones here. I think I think Chef's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna win. But good morning, rod Ryan Show. Who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Hey, good morning, this is Charlie. All right, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the deal. If Chef Hannah doesn't win, I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you the lumineer's tickets. All right, do you okay? But

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<v Speaker 1>we're rooting for Chef Hannah. Oh yeah, now, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>need hands. We're not. We don't all have to root

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<v Speaker 1>for her. I need hands. I could just sit here

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<v Speaker 1>and talk about the bear all day. Yeah, I know, focus, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. Okay, there's Charlie right there. I got words

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<v Speaker 1>for you guys here, and uh, she's going first. She

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go first. I gave you the opportunity to choose.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty seconds on the clock. Ready to go, chef, thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 1>thumbs up. Here we go, chef from New Orleans. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's checking you rig it for right? Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Kimber, he sent this in. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>Purple turkey, purple turkey. Wow, we had a ringer.

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<v Speaker 2>We are a ringer there, Yes, chef purple turkey, purple

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<v Speaker 2>turkey out of the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he had to do with kitchen. So do

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go to urban dictionary for that chili?

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<v Speaker 1>What is a pope turkey? Email me what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we need to google home? I mean I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do it right now? All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boyfriend Pat sent this in. He said, make sure

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't get it. So it's the only one

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<v Speaker 1>that when I shuffled, I put this one aside. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't have this word. Okay Pat from Past the Baby, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Combs up, thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 3>Syrup sucker, syrup saucer, syrup sucker, syrup sucker, syrup sucker, Alex, were.

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<v Speaker 2>You talking about that on your Past the Gravings today?

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<v Speaker 1>Syrup suckers? Yeah? Eights? Is she a professional rip leader,

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<v Speaker 1>a lip breader and a chef? Maybe? Maybe? Holy cow? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>we've not seen this before. No, what were you calling

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<v Speaker 1>syrup suckers Canadians? Canadians on your podcast? Is that on

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<v Speaker 1>Today's we need like a slur for Canadians? But it's

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<v Speaker 1>not really offensive. So is that on Today's anytime a

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian tells you anything, right, syrup sucker, Becky Becky sent

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<v Speaker 1>this in thumbs up, thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 5>Chubby penguin, Chubby penguin, trumpet, chubby penguin, Chubby penguin, no idea,

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<v Speaker 5>chubby chubby penguin.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you thought my boy blue? Where did that

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<v Speaker 1>come from? Chubby penguin? Okay, she got two tie Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you can take those off? Does so? Now the pressures on, Alex? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she had a good strategy. I thought you were nuts

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<v Speaker 1>for going first. I thought you were crazy for going first.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I see why you went first. Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? Chilly chef syrup sucker? What? Okay? I've never

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<v Speaker 1>gotten to first two, to be honest. The purple turkey

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<v Speaker 1>and the syrup sucker. Okay? Has anybody googled purple turch

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<v Speaker 1>You know what a purple turkey is? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what that is? All right? Here we go. Alex has

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<v Speaker 1>the headphones on. Are you googling? Are you getting your

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<v Speaker 1>timers straight? No googling, no Google, just get your timer.

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<v Speaker 1>Purple turkey, You are a purple turkey. They are actually

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<v Speaker 1>purple turkeys. Get out of here? Could you get your

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<v Speaker 1>timer ready?

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<v Speaker 6>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>You get all David? You're googling, don't you hear there?

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<v Speaker 1>Google's taken forever. Now get that purple meat? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go twenty seconds on the clock from alex one.

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<v Speaker 1>It all last year. Most wins. Thumbs up. Yeah, Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>sent this in. Cold cupcake, Cold cupcake. Oh boy, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got us a game. Okay, cold cupcake. That I was

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<v Speaker 1>a layup. That was a layup. Here we go. Rry

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<v Speaker 1>Sherry sent this one in. This is a weird one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is another one you might have to google later.

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<v Speaker 1>Thumbs up. Yep.

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<v Speaker 6>Zebra zipper, zebra nipple, zebra zipper, zebra zipper, zebra zipper.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh we got a game, guys, Hannah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think he was just gonna let you win?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think this animal was gonna be nice to him?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think he'll gonna be nice to a listener?

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<v Speaker 1>What's a zebra zipper? Chilli Urban Dictionary is also known

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<v Speaker 1>as the chili dictionary. We might not be able to

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Do you do it while you're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>purple turkey? Do you zep? Do you un zip a

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<v Speaker 1>zebra when you're with a purple turkey. We know that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Here we go for the wind or the tie.

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<v Speaker 1>You're twenty seconds away from going in overtime. Hannah thumbs up. Yeap.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, Wes sent this one in. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard. You don't want a super Are you ready

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<v Speaker 1>in time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Snore horror, say in snore horror, short horse snore horror,

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<v Speaker 7>snort horse snore horror.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know snore horror. And you look at you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying a different thing. Now, snore horror. That's twenty seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn, we're going into overtime. Baby, get the fast

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<v Speaker 1>laying Grandma. The beagle games about to roll. Snore horror.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a terrible thing. Wes, what is the snore horko?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you look up a store horror for me? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have time. If you don't look up up Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta get out of here. So get her set up.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going into overtime, Hannah. This is how overtime works.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one more word. You have to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you the word. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>keep guessing until you get it correct. So he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>time you and We're gonna sit here all morning long

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<v Speaker 1>until you get it right. Don't worry, no pressure.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, here we go, syrup sucker. All right, I

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<v Speaker 8>got a lot of good ones here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, are you ready, chilly sir, I say the word,

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<v Speaker 1>you start timing, Charlie, just go, She's gonna win. Just

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<v Speaker 1>hang up, Charlie, Nope, can't do it. I got you're

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<v Speaker 1>still thinking? You got these tickets? Huh okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Mundo sent this one in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's trouble. Yeah, it is big trouble. As soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I say the word, you start timing. Thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 1>thumbs up, Hannah could shock the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Leather skirt, leather shirt, leather skirt, leather skirt, leather skirt,

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<v Speaker 4>leather skirt, skirt, leather skirt, leather.

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<v Speaker 1>Skirt. I'm just thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Leather shirt, so close, leather skirt, leather shoes, leather skirt,

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<v Speaker 4>leather skirt, leather shoot skirt, skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Leather skirt, how much time, leather, leather skirt. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get it, all right, just right down that time, he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get it. I'm not telling you. I'm not telling

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<v Speaker 1>you what it is. Until I say it to him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can kick yourself. You can kick yourself

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<v Speaker 1>on this one. You were so quick out of that

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta want to talk too loud because he's coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so quick out of the gate, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, she's gonna get it all right, Just listen,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, come on in, Alex. Alex gonna put the

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<v Speaker 1>headphones on. We're gonna time you same way we timed Hannah.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as I say the word, we start timing

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<v Speaker 1>you and you keep guessing until you get it right.

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<v Speaker 3>Dud but doooo doo, Hannah is listening all right, Alex can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex can no longer hear me. Here we go with overtime.

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<v Speaker 1>Mundo sent this one in thumbs up. That's up.

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<v Speaker 2>Leather skirt, leather shirt, leather skirt, skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah said, leather shirt out

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<v Speaker 2>of the gate. Is that that's what it looks like,

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<v Speaker 2>leather shirt, skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, very similar once, so you've been there before.

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<v Speaker 2>I after on overtime, you just got to go with

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<v Speaker 2>things that rhyme with what you think it might be.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're true. If you don't get so you you

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this all the time, both of you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get on something, you can't get off of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot get off of it. Leather shirt, leather shirt shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>She couldn't get off of it. She's like leather shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Leather yeah, leather shirts.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Alex is your winner, Hannah.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Charlie to hang up when you were in

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<v Speaker 1>overtime and he said, I don't. I told Charlie talent

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<v Speaker 1>because I knew he was there was still a game,

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<v Speaker 1>because we didn't need him.

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie looks he did yep, yep, I guess we need you.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations boy, that I do that for the USA today.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, Hannah, you were awesome. You were chef.

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<v Speaker 2>You were bad today.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, chef, Thank you. All right, Charlie, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>the Lumineer's tickets for you. October tenth. Woodlands Pavilion tickets

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<v Speaker 1>go on sale Friday at ten am. What a game, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>What a game? Start thinking about maybe next week you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the radio, you want to play. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>could be you could be you taking chili in the

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<v Speaker 1>overtime next week me somebody will leave me with all right, Chef,

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<v Speaker 1>great John today, thank you, great game.
