Speaker 1: M let me finish. This is the first time I
Speaker 1: committed a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate
Speaker 1: bath An. You thrashed relationship, any trash ship. You're a
Speaker 1: worst friend.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 1: Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt, and I'm joined today by my friend and
Speaker 1: co host The Dark Side of the Force, my father, Shane.
Speaker 2: What's up? Bomba clots?
Speaker 1: Every time I go to edit, there's always this yap
Speaker 1: in the middle there, and I go, oh, fuck, do
Speaker 1: I have to match it up? And then I match
Speaker 1: it at the beginning. Nope, just a nice delay. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that delay.
Speaker 2: I just wanted you to sit there for a second
Speaker 2: and feel my name in the in the atmosphere. I
Speaker 2: wanted you to just let it condense on your skin
Speaker 2: and then phase through your epidermis, get launched into your
Speaker 2: subcutaneous fat so I could stay warm inside of you
Speaker 2: for a while.
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Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Today we will be talking about my journey out into
Speaker 1: the world of hanging out with people and how much
Speaker 1: I hated it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, you told me that, you told me
Speaker 2: you did some weird shit that I have to really
Speaker 2: like nail you for, like I got to hammer down
Speaker 2: and find out, like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: So we will be talking about that on the Patreon.
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Speaker 2: Don't take advantage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go, no, don't do it. Don't go on there
Speaker 1: and just download everything. That would be so bad for me,
Speaker 1: because then I won't get you twelve dollars over the
Speaker 1: course of a year.
Speaker 2: Well, if you do download everything, listen to it. That's
Speaker 2: what I mean by don't take advantage. Don't just download
Speaker 2: it and then let it go into the digital trash
Speaker 2: pile in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 1: The digital void.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the digital garbage island.
Speaker 1: Canceled YouTubers and fucking everything else goes too. I'm stuck
Speaker 1: because I really want to bring a topic up. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, James Earl Jones is dead. That's why
Speaker 1: he's the dark course.
Speaker 2: Fuck, he was supposed to play Move Fast. How are
Speaker 2: they gonna do that movie? Now?
Speaker 1: Didn't he play Mufasa twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2: Well, they're making a movie now. It's coming out in
Speaker 2: like a couple of months. It's called Mufasa the Lion King,
Speaker 2: and it's about his journey from a young cub to
Speaker 2: being the king who will eventually go on to die
Speaker 2: in another movie. I don't think they're gonna end on
Speaker 2: that part of his life in the new Mufasa movie.
Speaker 2: They could must be a fucking bummer because he won't
Speaker 2: get avenged at all. Imagine if that was the end
Speaker 2: of the movie.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, he should They should have this big, like,
Speaker 1: you know, triumphant moment of a young Mufasa beating something
Speaker 1: or him and Scar teaming up and you know, destroying
Speaker 1: the I don't know, monkeys or something or fucking whatever,
Speaker 1: and then just flash cut and just says twenty years
Speaker 1: later or five years later or whatever the life span
Speaker 1: of thee yeah, yeah, and the other one just stomping
Speaker 1: on his fucking I almost said dog hand. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's a cat, Paul, but close the big dick stumping
Speaker 1: on his dog dick. You know what did I say?
Speaker 1: I said that the other day and Jen never heard
Speaker 1: that expression, the expression if so so a guy cut
Speaker 1: me off right, uh, And I said, uh, cut me
Speaker 1: off again. I'll beat the fucking dog dick off of you.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that just sounds like you were gonna jerk
Speaker 2: off his weirdly circumcised penis.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well then I was wrong. Let
Speaker 1: me show you this pigs dick though.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, I remember, dude. That thing looked like
Speaker 2: a fucking emu's dick.
Speaker 1: We got great feedback on that, by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh really from who the fans?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple people on the Patreon Rory gave us
Speaker 1: props on that.
Speaker 2: Hey Rory, Hey, hey Rory.
Speaker 1: Anyway, James Old Jones ninety three years old is dead.
Speaker 2: That is not James ol Jones in that picture that
Speaker 2: that looks like fucking Jordi LaForge.
Speaker 1: The kind of another bite, Well, it looks like if
Speaker 1: Jordie LaForge and Bernie Sanders had some kind of weird
Speaker 1: kid together.
Speaker 2: Who's the asshole who made this picture black and white?
Speaker 2: They were definitely trying to make him look like a
Speaker 2: fucking escape slave who got a law degree.
Speaker 1: Did James Earl Jones always have a wonk eye or
Speaker 1: did that happen later in the.
Speaker 2: Oh he always did? Yeah? Yeah, and Conan he definitely did.
Speaker 1: Don't see I not eye color. Who gives a fuck
Speaker 1: because all the pictures are in black and white? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: It's a lazy eye. That's the thing is. It's like
Speaker 2: it's not always wonked, but sometimes it goes wonk. You know,
Speaker 2: look at that one. Look at that motherfucker right there
Speaker 2: on the left, right next to Lisa Simpson.
Speaker 1: Uh this here, Oh, okay, that's wonky. That's a wonk die.
Speaker 2: That's a wonked motherfucker. Hmm.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, James Earl Jones is dead. He was
Speaker 1: one of the first people and I think R. Willis
Speaker 1: recently did it too. It's so smart. They sold the
Speaker 1: rights to their likeness and voice and all of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they'll make money after they're dead when they
Speaker 2: continue to put them on screen and stuff.
Speaker 1: So let me think about that. Yeah, exactly, They're family. Well,
Speaker 1: for sure, maybe unless you just take a big settlement
Speaker 1: up front.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, I wouldn't say.
Speaker 1: Probably what they did.
Speaker 2: They don't need to benefit off me after I'm gone.
Speaker 2: They've already leeched off of me enough while I was here.
Speaker 1: You get one hundred grand for your voice and just
Speaker 1: hit a strip club, I'll do it. Pussy ruped in
Speaker 1: my face. It was great.
Speaker 2: I got fucking one lap dance and then was asked
Speaker 2: to leave. Then I had to pay for an uber
Speaker 2: home that was five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Uh fucking But I thought the same thing because I
Speaker 1: see a lot of girls on when we do when
Speaker 1: I do the porn star interviews, a lot of them.
Speaker 1: I haven't asked any of them about AI, which is
Speaker 1: really stupid of me because it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 1: But fucking you could, if you were one of like
Speaker 1: the big name star girls, you could probably sell your
Speaker 1: rights and likeness and whatever end. And would we ever
Speaker 1: even need new porn?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they don't always get the fingers right. No, No,
Speaker 2: I'm fingering a pussy Okay, all right, you were like,
Speaker 2: you don't want to like, you don't want to have
Speaker 2: like the fingers switching between three and four. As it's
Speaker 2: going in and out, it's like, dude, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Dude looks like her fingers getting chopped off and then
Speaker 2: growing back every time it comes out of the pussy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I like this porn, but I think
Speaker 1: it's weird. She's getting fingered by Danny DeVito's the penguin.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Danny DeVito, he is the best. Okay, so
Speaker 2: when someone's type cast that can be an insult. But
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that Danny DeVito went from being type
Speaker 2: cast as like the the likable fat guy to the degenerate,
Speaker 2: filthy X monster. It just suits him so well.
Speaker 1: Stex was always something that came in, but I think
Speaker 1: he always played like or is the sex or something
Speaker 1: that came in later. You're right with the Frank Renold stuff.
Speaker 1: But he always kind of played a slimeball, didn't he.
Speaker 2: He always played like lower what was the class characters?
Speaker 2: I guess like a lower class. That's almost more insulting
Speaker 2: to him. He's a he's a trashy dude in a
Speaker 2: lot of movies. He ate and drank and burped and farted,
Speaker 2: and he abused his kids, and you know, like these
Speaker 2: are just the roles we remember loving him as in
Speaker 2: or whatever. And uh, I think once he added in
Speaker 2: that like nihilistic sociopathic quality to his performance, Like I
Speaker 2: prefer that type cat like I'm in saying with Nicholas Cage, right,
Speaker 2: Like Nicholas Cage is doing way too many movies that suck,
Speaker 2: But I like that he leans into the extreme aspects
Speaker 2: the things that people like.
Speaker 1: So I grew up one of those niked night kids,
Speaker 1: like we've talked about before, and oh, that motherfucker was
Speaker 1: on I watch I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen every
Speaker 1: episode of Taxi. That enough, that enough, But that would
Speaker 1: make enough of a career doing a show like Taxi
Speaker 1: one hundred and fourteen episodes. It was a classic sitcom.
Speaker 1: But then you know he does fucking terms of aperviowment. Uh,
Speaker 1: you got other great movies like Romancing the Stone. What
Speaker 1: he was in terms of endearment, he was in a
Speaker 1: terms of endearment with That's a really good show.
Speaker 2: I was telling my wife the plot to this movie
Speaker 2: and she's like, we should watch it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was telling you the plot so we wouldn't have to.
Speaker 1: I do I do that sometimes too.
Speaker 2: By the way I try and spoil the.
Speaker 1: Ending and go, you probably don't want to watch it
Speaker 1: now because it's stune. Because she's like, oh, we could
Speaker 1: still check it out. I literally have to say, I go,
Speaker 1: you can watch it when I fall asleep early sometime.
Speaker 1: Like if we're watching something and I fall asleep, just
Speaker 1: go right ahead and put that shit on, because I
Speaker 1: will never whatever it is, I will never watch it.
Speaker 2: I was like, let's just wait for someone in your
Speaker 2: family to die watch it. But it's like the movie
Speaker 2: is Deborah Winger. She is in a relationship with Jeff Daniels.
Speaker 2: I think she marries him. Oh there he is. He's
Speaker 2: young here. So she's in a relationship with Jeff Daniels.
Speaker 2: She's got this tumultuous relationship with her mom. Who is
Speaker 2: that Faye Dunaway, who is that?
Speaker 1: No, Shirley McLean.
Speaker 2: Shirley McLain. Yeah, So it's basically like a family drama.
Speaker 2: But then Deborah Winger gets cancer, so she's in it's
Speaker 2: like terminal. So it's like one of these movies. But
Speaker 2: it's like, man, like all these issues just hit and
Speaker 2: hit and hit and hit. So it's like right at
Speaker 2: the end of her being at her life. She finds
Speaker 2: out Jeff Daniels is cheating on her and like her
Speaker 2: and like her mom and her lay out all this
Speaker 2: resentment and like there's just all this shit that like
Speaker 2: doesn't get resolved, you know, like all this like grief
Speaker 2: and loss and sorry, it's a miserable fucking experience watching
Speaker 2: this movie. And then she dies.
Speaker 1: It sounds quite Oh, thank you for Tendle telling me
Speaker 1: the ending, because it sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a really just like I don't understand
Speaker 2: the name. It should have been like terms of fucking estrangement,
Speaker 2: you know, because it's like all this shit. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I'll stay away from these motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Love and her daughter's family problem follows hard to please
Speaker 1: Aurora looking for love and her daughter's family problems? Is
Speaker 1: she looking for her daughter's family problem?
Speaker 2: I think she's just sputting her nose in. I guess I,
Speaker 2: like I said, I remember, she gets cancer, she fucking dies.
Speaker 1: Fucking Terms of Endearment stinks, Yeah, but I'm angry about
Speaker 1: it now. I have no interest in this movie. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna tell her. She doesn't watch things like this.
Speaker 1: She watches scary movies that are terrible most of the time.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure dying of cancer and your family having
Speaker 2: all this unresolved trauma and that being your last thought
Speaker 2: is pretty terrifying. Ask her, go tell him, ask her
Speaker 2: if it's terrifying.
Speaker 1: No, then you want to fucking watch it?
Speaker 2: All right? What?
Speaker 1: Don't tell her? For real? You saw you said you
Speaker 1: saw Beetlejuice right in it?
Speaker 2: Okay, he plays it. He's so he's in costume like
Speaker 2: his you know, he can't all he can't exactly tell
Speaker 2: it's him because his face is painted purple and he's
Speaker 2: got green contacts. That's it. That's the only but's.
Speaker 1: The only thing. How was the movie? Was it good?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, man. I'm a I'm a huge
Speaker 2: simp for the original Beetle Juice, and I hate Tim Burton.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate Timberton. I don't like his whole Oh
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking weird, and that's what makes my ship appealing.
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, you're not weird. You're just as pretentious
Speaker 2: and awful as every fucking other art school dropout. You know,
Speaker 2: You're just a fucking piece of shit. You just happen
Speaker 2: to be good at making a few movies. He's he's
Speaker 2: got some tricks. Like I liked What Sleepy Hollow. It's
Speaker 2: a little corny now, but I still enjoy it. I
Speaker 2: love Beetlejuice. I like The Nightmare Before Christmas. There's one
Speaker 2: other one that I think I remember really enjoying. What's
Speaker 2: What's another really good Tim Burton movie.
Speaker 1: You probably like big Fish.
Speaker 2: I did not like big Fish. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like more of a like a heartfelt I
Speaker 1: didn't understand. His dad was a fucking liar, That's what
Speaker 1: it was, but not a total liar. He was just
Speaker 1: an like, what is it an embellisher, So he'd be
Speaker 1: like this guy came in and he was twenty two
Speaker 1: feet tall, and we fucking double team is broad And
Speaker 1: then I married her at your mother and then the
Speaker 1: guy shows up he's only seven too. It's shack, oh,
Speaker 1: I fucked your mom. You might have some of my
Speaker 1: DNA am I left it up in there? I totally
Speaker 1: forgot from the same Tim Burton is the Fat Girl director.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, fat girls like to adorn their arms with
Speaker 2: tattoos of his films.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's a over a line, Okay, Mars Attacks
Speaker 1: is good.
Speaker 2: Mars at tax is another one. Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Let's okay, so let's go through this list and pick
Speaker 2: out every movie got a fat girl would be onto
Speaker 2: her skin, like, we'll cover the characters whatever.
Speaker 1: They would say, either franken Weeny or Vincent, which are
Speaker 1: the precursors.
Speaker 2: But I like Frank and Weeney. As a kid, I
Speaker 2: had the VHS fine beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: They would definitely get beatle juice on their arms. Absolutely, okay.
Speaker 1: Not Batman, Lesbian Batman. I could see flat Woman.
Speaker 2: No, I could see cat Catwoman, Catwoman.
Speaker 1: There you go, is not the first Batman. Batman returns
Speaker 1: factor right right right, Edward scissorhands time, fat girl movie.
Speaker 2: By time, Edward scissorhand tattoos as well.
Speaker 1: You're one hundred percent right about the tattoos to it
Speaker 1: always goes too. I know my arms look like hamhowks,
Speaker 1: but I deserve to have fucking Jack Skellington tattooed on
Speaker 1: their I.
Speaker 2: Always thought they were hiding their arms. I thought that
Speaker 2: they thought I thought that they thought that we would
Speaker 2: think that their arms looked smaller. If they were, you know,
Speaker 2: covered in bright adornments, drawing attention to them.
Speaker 1: Well, you see, as great of a decade as it
Speaker 1: was in the nineties. Unfortunately, we kicked off this ridiculous
Speaker 1: no bullying campaign where we could no longer say, hey,
Speaker 1: your fat arms gross me out, lady, cover them things up,
Speaker 1: or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I said that you ain't gonna stop me.
Speaker 1: Dar didn't do shit for me. Mad didn't do shit
Speaker 1: for me, and neither of you.
Speaker 2: I said that at jim Boys Tacos the other day,
Speaker 2: I was getting chicken tacos and I ordered grilled chicken
Speaker 2: tacos and I drove like I got the food, and
Speaker 2: I drove up like ten feet and then I looked
Speaker 2: because there's a car behind me. I didn't want to
Speaker 2: look like the guy who was slowing everything down. It
Speaker 2: was beef, So I went inside and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I asked for beef, or I asked for chicken. You
Speaker 2: gave me beef. And the lady like she kind of
Speaker 2: gave me this whole like, oh, I don't really understand
Speaker 2: English type thing. And this other guy came over and
Speaker 2: fixed the whole issue. But then I looked at chicken
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, your fucking arms are so
Speaker 2: fat and they look like hamhocks and you should get fired,
Speaker 2: you fat bitch.
Speaker 1: You said that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, they gave me.
Speaker 1: A card for twenty five dollars, a free punch card.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No.
Speaker 2: She was just like okay, and she went back to
Speaker 2: like sweeping.
Speaker 1: Sure Edwards is her hands. Fact girl movie, Batman returns,
Speaker 1: Fat Girl movie, but Boy movie too. You know, I
Speaker 1: think the best one of those four, right.
Speaker 2: My favorite probably the best. Yeah, you're you're right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Danny DeVito is really good in Tattoo is the fucking
Speaker 2: Stupid Penguin?
Speaker 1: Ed would great movie, one of my favorite movies actually,
Speaker 1: but quirky and no tattoos.
Speaker 2: For that one though, No, no way.
Speaker 1: Mars Attacks, possible tattoos, possible possible lot of markers, but
Speaker 1: that might be okay, that transcends fat Girl Mars Attacks
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, Boy's movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you saw a hot chick with a Mars
Speaker 2: Attacks tattoo, you would be like, oh, am I about
Speaker 2: to become the subject of a of a coming of
Speaker 2: age film from the early two thousands, you know, like
Speaker 2: this could be something special. But yeah, fat girl with
Speaker 2: a Mars Attacks tattoo, fucking throw it to the wolves.
Speaker 1: Fuck die, Yeah, exactly to kill yourself. Uh, sleepy hollow
Speaker 1: Fact Girl movie.
Speaker 2: Definitely. I could see them getting Johnny Depp ted with
Speaker 2: the I could see a lot of different frames from
Speaker 2: that movie as tattoos, a lot of different iconic images.
Speaker 1: I could see Depth's face on multiple fucking Tim Burton
Speaker 1: movies where you just like switch out the hair because yeah,
Speaker 1: Sweeney Todd's coming up, and I.
Speaker 2: God, that's another one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Playing to the Apes Boys movie. Yeah, big big Fish,
Speaker 1: I think his highest rated movie. I don't even know
Speaker 1: who that was for.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the fuck that is. I
Speaker 2: remember seeing it in theaters and being excited about it
Speaker 2: and not having any reaction to I remember sitting there
Speaker 2: and being like, this is gonna pay off at the end.
Speaker 2: And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Fact Girl movie.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not disagreeing. I just look sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that she liked this movie and she
Speaker 2: was like a skinny girl body. Yeah, definitely. Uh.
Speaker 1: Corpse Bride, Big Fact Girl movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Corpse White stinks and it's one it's like
Speaker 2: right below that movie that's not on this list because
Speaker 2: it's not directed by Tim Burton, which is uh, what
Speaker 2: is it Night Before Christmas? Yeah, we didn't say that.
Speaker 2: That was in ninety six, I believe, but yeah, he
Speaker 2: was the producer and the story for that. But yeah,
Speaker 2: Facral movie.
Speaker 1: Uh, I mean we don't really have to go through
Speaker 1: the rest Sweeney.
Speaker 2: In Wonderland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fact, girl movie gave a shit about. I don't
Speaker 1: mean no one gave a ship about big eyes. No
Speaker 1: one gave a shit about.
Speaker 2: Facral Movieirl movie that girls identify quite a bit with
Speaker 2: them behind. And he's got big ears. I've got big
Speaker 2: these big flappy hamhok arms. Maybe I'll fly away from
Speaker 2: a circus too.
Speaker 1: The circus that is my life.
Speaker 2: The circus that is my fucking job, trying to make
Speaker 2: corn dogs for people in the mall.
Speaker 1: Well, my room, this room here is a fucking wreck.
Speaker 1: And I uh, I looked at David our Cat the
Speaker 1: other day and Jen was over there, and I go,
Speaker 1: he was like trying to navigate around all the fucking
Speaker 1: boxes and whatever else. I'm trying to hide in a
Speaker 1: closet somewhere, and I just look at him and I
Speaker 1: just say this sincerely and I go, someday, you'll live
Speaker 1: in a world without confusion. Goes, what a fucking thing
Speaker 1: to say to a cat? And I go, yeah, it
Speaker 1: is a weird thing, but I actually meant that from
Speaker 1: my heart. I'd like, you're my little cat, like I'd
Speaker 1: like to give you a world that isn't horrendous and
Speaker 1: a mess and constantly changing like my life is.
Speaker 2: I always talk to my pets like they're humans. I
Speaker 2: think that's a good the best way to do it.
Speaker 2: How long have you had the cat? Now?
Speaker 1: H three weeks? A month something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, So he's like still in his transition period, right.
Speaker 2: It takes a few months for them to get all
Speaker 2: adjusted and and shitting and pissing and not fucking like
Speaker 2: getting scared every time a stranger comes in and stuff.
Speaker 1: He ship right away in your bed. He he figured
Speaker 1: out the litter box and everything.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's good, that's good. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: The issue is he's very jittery, so he does get
Speaker 1: like scared and this and that. Even if you just
Speaker 1: bump something, he could take off running. But he's not
Speaker 1: totally adverse to being around people.
Speaker 2: So he's the victim of sexual assault.
Speaker 1: Likely that's why I act that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a lot of trauma to unpack with
Speaker 2: that guy. Yeah, he asked him about his eye. I
Speaker 2: know he told you he was born that way. But
Speaker 2: if you asked him yet.
Speaker 1: Someone fucked my face.
Speaker 2: Oh I was born this way, but they've been fucking
Speaker 2: my face ever since then. Don't try it. Please, don't
Speaker 2: say I sparked the idea.
Speaker 1: I saw an old white lady. Yesterday we had to
Speaker 1: drive to No Yeah, that's the Patreon. Yesterday we had
Speaker 1: to drive to North Jersey. Today. We had to drive
Speaker 1: in North Jersey too. Yesterday though, I saw this fucking
Speaker 1: white lady, like early seventies, maybe late late sixties, rough
Speaker 1: slave owner, real seaside, look like like that guy, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a brown person. No wait, they've just been cooked
Speaker 1: in the sun.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's an Arab. Maybe it's James Earl Jones.
Speaker 1: This lady was fucking sitting in the back of her van,
Speaker 1: like the back door was open, right, And this was
Speaker 1: on a side street in like a small town. It
Speaker 1: was crazy where this lady was. I wish I could,
Speaker 1: like I knew exactly, I wish I knew what street
Speaker 1: it was so I could Google Maps and show you
Speaker 1: she I mean, just like picture your street right or
Speaker 1: you grew up on, like uh whatever by me, we're
Speaker 1: your high school house, right, Okay? Picture just somebody around
Speaker 1: the corner from you parking their van and then a
Speaker 1: full New York Sobretts hot dog cart. This seventy year
Speaker 1: old woman is dishing out dirty water dogs on a
Speaker 1: fucking side street.
Speaker 2: Huh. I don't understand. She's she's in the car dishing
Speaker 2: out the dogs, or she's like set up shop.
Speaker 1: So she has the no, she has a mini van
Speaker 1: and she has the back up right Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: here's the back and so yeah, I'm sitting on the
Speaker 1: EDDI so it's like a yes, correct, yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: And she's sitting on the back. And sometimes I saw
Speaker 1: three people like get hot dogs from her. I was
Speaker 1: like the fuck, why would you do that? But again,
Speaker 1: just a residential street.
Speaker 2: Was it drugs? Was the hot dog? Drugs? Did you check?
Speaker 1: Call? No? I did not. Well they were no, they
Speaker 1: were hard working. They were like Mexican construction guys, so
Speaker 1: they probably just wanted some grub.
Speaker 2: So they like drugs too to to get through the
Speaker 2: day working, Like do you think they want to have
Speaker 2: to hear like all these complaints from these white guys like, oh,
Speaker 2: make sure that the fucking walkway is symmetrical, Javier, I
Speaker 2: don't even speak English. I don't know what it is symmetrical, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think he was.
Speaker 2: Already gonna do it symmetrically. It's like, oh, he knows that,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't know what that word in English. In Spanish,
Speaker 2: it's like symmetrically, you know, yeah, he connection there, he's almos.
Speaker 1: Gonna make it symmetrically. But then you know, this fucking
Speaker 1: fat white man, probably Italian greaseball.
Speaker 2: Or fucking English, they're the worst.
Speaker 1: Uh No, my cat's English. He's fine, he's going, he's
Speaker 1: only go one eye. That's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think my cat is African.
Speaker 1: Probably. Why why did you assume that?
Speaker 2: Well, because it's because it's well, you look it up.
Speaker 2: If you look it up on your phone and you
Speaker 2: click the little icon, like you know, you look at
Speaker 2: the info and then it's like, oh, this is a
Speaker 2: pet and you click it and you search it. The
Speaker 2: AI says, it's like some you know, some fucking black Wildcat.
Speaker 1: Boy could be from downtown Detroit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be an inner city youth trying to
Speaker 2: make money for his football team.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sell these to make money for
Speaker 1: my football team.
Speaker 2: Please, do you want to help support the wildcast? Sir?
Speaker 1: The wildcat They're always the Wildcats. They're always the Wildcats.
Speaker 1: Fucking all right? What is your You know music better
Speaker 1: than I do? Now, let me pick a piece of
Speaker 1: music you have no concept of, because you don't probably
Speaker 1: think they suck Lincoln Park? Were you a fan ever.
Speaker 2: The first Cup? For the first two albums they have?
Speaker 2: They have two albums I really did greatly enjoy from
Speaker 2: the maybe seventh grade, sixth grade to what is it?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: Heidi? Aura?
Speaker 1: Was that? The one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Heis Mediora? Are the first two albums and then
Speaker 2: they had one more after that that I thought was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's some listenable songs, but there's a They're a different
Speaker 2: band now, right, Like they're making different music at this point,
Speaker 2: and I kind of just lost interest. And I never
Speaker 2: really enjoyed anything else I heard from them, but those
Speaker 2: two albums. I don't. I can't. It's been years, honestly
Speaker 2: since i've listened to either one of them, maybe more
Speaker 2: than one song. You know, I might have listened to
Speaker 2: one song a few months ago, but I still have
Speaker 2: fond memories. And I'm pretty sure if I try and
Speaker 2: listen to either one of those first two cover to cover,
Speaker 2: even if I don't like love it, I'll still like
Speaker 2: see like, oh, this is what I liked about it.
Speaker 2: This is what I still like about it, this is
Speaker 2: what's corny, this is how it was influential. I'll be
Speaker 2: able to get a lot of enjoyment out of it,
Speaker 2: for sure. But yeah, they're not a band that interests
Speaker 2: me at this point, especially now that they're singers.
Speaker 1: The compression cut you off, but raspberries blank boink? Oh what.
Speaker 2: You know? Like now that he's slipped on a banana peel, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if that's too high. If the compression coat
Speaker 1: killed himself, he killed himself.
Speaker 2: A fucking rode the train down to Hades.
Speaker 1: So his son, Chester, Bennington's son, tweeted out Lincoln Park
Speaker 1: just announced their bringing on a new lead singer, a
Speaker 1: female co lead singer, Emily Armstrong. I don't know her,
Speaker 1: do you know her?
Speaker 2: I hadn't known her at all before this announcement. I
Speaker 2: will say this, though, I I know Lincoln Park has
Speaker 2: super loyal fans. There's some bands that their fans precede
Speaker 2: them in reputation. Slipknot is one. I think Insane clown
Speaker 2: Posse is one. This is one. Lincoln Park is one.
Speaker 2: They have a super fucking loyal fan base. They have
Speaker 2: a fan club. I forget what it's called, but it's
Speaker 2: like it's something relating to the first couple albums, like,
Speaker 2: but they have like a super loyal fan club that
Speaker 2: does remixes, like is active in messaging, purchases live recordings,
Speaker 2: remix recordings, like, supports the individual members directly. They got
Speaker 2: a loyal following. Okay, okay, but all right, so I thought,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying, Like, that's what I know about
Speaker 2: Lincoln Park is like, damn, people fucking love this band.
Speaker 1: You know, Chester Bennington's kid came out and tweet it
Speaker 1: or whatever. Posted at the other lead singer, Mike Shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he's the one who does the rap vocals.
Speaker 2: He's Asian, so it's extra awkward.
Speaker 1: He wrote, Hey, Mike, people aren't having a difficult time
Speaker 1: wrapping their head around the prospect of Lincoln Park reinventing itself.
Speaker 1: They are having a hard time wrapping their head around
Speaker 1: how you won hired your friend of many years, Emily
Speaker 1: Armstrong to replace Chester. B By the way, buddy, you
Speaker 1: don't have to tag your dad's account anymore. He's dead Chester.
Speaker 2: Let him accept it when he's ready, okay.
Speaker 1: Knowing Emily's history in the church and her history as
Speaker 1: an ally to Danny, Masterson quietly raised, here's what I
Speaker 1: don't get.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute, is that the sex cult guy?
Speaker 1: That's no, that's the that seventies show guy.
Speaker 2: What did he do again?
Speaker 1: Hey? Raped?
Speaker 2: How many rapes did he?
Speaker 1: Do? I think? Want one? Or two?
Speaker 2: How good is the evidence? Like? We can we be sure?
Speaker 2: Or like? Do we have to go to bath for
Speaker 2: this guy? And Scott Peterson his ass.
Speaker 1: I thought it was he said, she said, But.
Speaker 2: I thought it was two girls at one time.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, no, not one time. No.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it because I couldn't hold down
Speaker 2: and rape two bitches at once.
Speaker 1: The judge goes, I don't want to hold two trials.
Speaker 1: You broads are gonna just be tried. You know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna try. Danny Massison you're both gonna be co plaintiffs,
Speaker 1: and if you could kiss a little, I'd really enjoy
Speaker 1: watching that. It'll make my day a lot easier. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Well. I can't say I remember all the details, but
Speaker 2: I think the reason I mixed it up with the
Speaker 2: sex cult people is because I think he was pretty bad,
Speaker 2: pretty egregious in what he did to people's holes.
Speaker 1: You're right, we should be sensitive about it, okay. In
Speaker 1: system was charged with raping a twenty three year old
Speaker 1: woman in two thousand and one, a twenty eight year
Speaker 1: old woman in early two thousand and three, and a
Speaker 1: twenty three year old woman in late two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: Ok I gotta be honest with you. I get it.
Speaker 1: That's horrendous. Blah blah blah. Ladies, think about this one,
Speaker 1: this one right here, this twenty three year old in
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. She left him on the street
Speaker 1: for nineteen years to go commit other rapes, and he
Speaker 1: did in early two thousand and three and late two
Speaker 1: thousand and three. This girl, the first one, should be
Speaker 1: charged with two counts of rape.
Speaker 2: See, folks, that's why we should always blame the victim. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: that way we get to leave victims.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get to the we get to the core
Speaker 1: of who's really at fault here. So this yeah, this
Speaker 1: person defended Danny Masterson and I guess.
Speaker 2: She's the Emily the news. Yes, Lincoln Park Okay.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yes, yes, yes, And Nnington's kid is like, hey, no,
Speaker 1: it's not cool.
Speaker 2: On's he got another gripe after that, because I don't
Speaker 2: like scientology either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got two. So quietly erased my father's life
Speaker 1: and legacy in real time, not only during a band
Speaker 1: interview meant to clear the air about certain aspects of
Speaker 1: Lincoln Park's history and future, but during International Suicide Prevention Month.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, it's always some kind of month.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, always some kind of month. My favorite one
Speaker 1: is fucking P and VEG month. That's when you celebrate
Speaker 1: the union of man a woman. None of his P
Speaker 1: and the B stuff for the P and the A
Speaker 1: stuff or the P and the M stuff, only P
Speaker 1: and V VEG. Yeah. Yeah, So I assume when he
Speaker 1: says he erased his father's legacy, it was probably some bullshit, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I wrote most of the songs. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm the rapping Chinese guy and stuff and you would
Speaker 1: think the guy with the like actual vocal talents could
Speaker 1: do it. But I wrote like all the songs pretty much.
Speaker 2: I wrote the best lyrics. Actually, do you.
Speaker 1: Have a favorite song? Yeah? I do? What is it?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: This one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wrote that one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote the lyrics and the music for that
Speaker 2: one and all the other ones on that album. So
Speaker 2: if you like that album especially, that's my album.
Speaker 1: But if you don't like the album, Chester and his
Speaker 1: dumb soun wrote it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once the album started to turn into shit, even
Speaker 2: if they go back and forth, those are all chesters
Speaker 2: like he fucking sucks, dude, he fucking sucks so bad
Speaker 2: he had to kill himself over it. Here's here's so
Speaker 2: before we go any further with this, like, what do
Speaker 2: you think about Okay, so I don't know that it's
Speaker 2: directly erasing the legacy or whatever, but what do you
Speaker 2: think about like after a member of a band dies.
Speaker 1: No, I was literally thinking of taking it there. Let's
Speaker 1: finish this out because I have a full thing on that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So the third one was have refused to acknowledge the
Speaker 1: impact of hiring someone like Emily without so much as
Speaker 1: clarifying as a clarifying statement on the variety of victims
Speaker 1: that make you up your core fan base. So fuck,
Speaker 1: I can't read no acknowledgement of the way you groom
Speaker 1: your fan base, Chester Bennington, Chester's kids or family, my
Speaker 1: falling out with your wife Anna Shanoda, who cannot be mentioned,
Speaker 1: either Danny Masters and victims, or even Emily's intimidation of
Speaker 1: those victims. So I read this. Emily broad put out
Speaker 1: a statement and said, uh, hey, I was asked to
Speaker 1: defend him. He was a friend of mine for a
Speaker 1: long time. I went to one of the early things.
Speaker 1: Once I found out what he did, I never saw
Speaker 1: him again after That is what her statement was. She said,
Speaker 1: I never contacted him. I never once I realized the
Speaker 1: extent of what was going on. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about Lincoln Park. It doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like you give much of a shit either. But
Speaker 1: disneyws story popped up sex stuff. So that's let's start
Speaker 1: with that question. I think you've said it before. You
Speaker 1: don't care who someone is friends with.
Speaker 2: Well to a certain extent, like I think that I
Speaker 2: think that you can learn a lot about who someone
Speaker 2: is about someone by who they're friends with right, Like,
Speaker 2: so if you are acquainted with someone right and you
Speaker 2: notice that, geez, this person seems to hang around with
Speaker 2: like a lot of shady guys. Like there's a lot
Speaker 2: of dudes with like track suits, gold chains and slick
Speaker 2: back hair and spaghetti stains on their shirts that show
Speaker 2: up behind the office and drop off packages for Brendan
Speaker 2: in accounting every every Tuesday, and like they're just some
Speaker 2: shady looking characters. When you ask him about it, he
Speaker 2: just kind of brushes it off and doesn't give you
Speaker 2: He gives you a non answer. You know, I think
Speaker 2: there's something weird about about that. You don't. You don't
Speaker 2: know enough to know that. Look, if Brendan comes up
Speaker 2: to you and asks you to print out, hey, can
Speaker 2: you can you print this report for me? Because I
Speaker 2: don't have time to do it, you don't have enough
Speaker 2: to think like, oh, well, this guy is a bad guy.
Speaker 2: He's definitely trying to get he's trying to get me fired.
Speaker 2: He's trying to get me to do something that I
Speaker 2: would never like, you don't have enough for that, but
Speaker 2: you do have enough to be a little suspicious and
Speaker 2: maybe and maybe double check, like, okay, is everything that
Speaker 2: I'm doing being asked to do allowable like you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. It gives you a little bit of
Speaker 2: a barometer. But I do think that there's stuff you
Speaker 2: can learn. But I wouldn't say, like outright like because
Speaker 2: somebody's friends with X, you shouldn't hang out with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it would depend on what.
Speaker 2: A child rapist or something. I mean, it's that like
Speaker 2: I feel like those are obvious things though, you know.
Speaker 1: I guess, but that was the one of that was
Speaker 1: one you've defended it before.
Speaker 2: Well I think I probably defended it from a place
Speaker 2: of being rhetorical, like I'm not hanging out with a
Speaker 2: child rapist.
Speaker 1: I think it was Gnom Chomsky when they asked him
Speaker 1: about Epstein and he was like he was my friend.
Speaker 1: That's all there is too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hated that answer. I thought that was
Speaker 2: a horrible answer.
Speaker 1: You you oh, but you told me you were like,
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit who were friends with. I
Speaker 1: mean that stuck with me because only because I was like,
Speaker 1: like I kind of got it, like if they you know,
Speaker 1: if they when they find out your file and I'm
Speaker 1: still be like, man, you know, all the good times
Speaker 1: and this and that, Like if they found child porn
Speaker 1: all over your I would be like, oh, he's a monster,
Speaker 1: he's disgusting. But at the same time I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the good times when you.
Speaker 2: Would warn a certain person who's gone right, you would
Speaker 2: mourn even if that person had something hidden that you
Speaker 2: just shattered that image. You're still holding on to this
Speaker 2: fake image that you're this half truth, you know, this
Speaker 2: sure partial version of them, and that's like it's just
Speaker 2: human nature, right, Like you can't deny that that would happen.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I can totally see myself making that argument,
Speaker 2: and yeah, I stand by that, But I'm still not
Speaker 2: going to hang out with no fucking child rapist.
Speaker 1: So what about what about Danny Masterson? What if you
Speaker 1: were friends with him?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, see that. I'll be honest with you, dude,
Speaker 2: My cutoff is pretty like your drama doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be high for me to decide it's too much for me,
Speaker 2: you know, like I don't want to hear Like basically,
Speaker 2: if you're a pedophile, I'll hang out with you, just
Speaker 2: be certain that I never ever ever find out, you know,
Speaker 2: hide it from me.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've hung out with pedophiles before. Yeah, of course, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I've had some in my family. It's all good.
Speaker 2: Sure about a couple, yeah, uh, okay, reboots shit like that.
Speaker 1: Right, here's how I feel nothing has to destroy the original.
Speaker 1: The original will always be right where it is. You
Speaker 1: can always go back and enjoy it. Unless Okay, here's
Speaker 1: why I don't like it. Ready, reboot a movie a
Speaker 1: thousand times, do a thousand sequels. I don't care. If
Speaker 1: it's good, I'll enjoy it. If it's bad, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make me go. Well, that one was shit. I love
Speaker 1: the first mission, impossible, the second one is a total
Speaker 1: piece of shit.
Speaker 2: The third one's an improvement, and.
Speaker 1: Then they get real silly after that. Exactly right.
Speaker 2: I don't know that they get Okay, they get real silly, silly,
Speaker 2: but they're also like, yeah, I didn't say they're bad.
Speaker 1: I said they're silly. You know what. Silly Crank is
Speaker 1: silly to me, and so are Jigsaw movies silly silly Jigsaw.
Speaker 2: I got to watch that one.
Speaker 1: So I I got drunk or something, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 2: But Boswan, that's my fucking kids who.
Speaker 1: Never hurts the original. I'll tell you. I will take
Speaker 1: a thousand shitty black female trans led Star Wars movies. Okay,
Speaker 1: I will take a thousand more of them if they
Speaker 1: stop fucking with the old films and stop editing them
Speaker 1: and then only saying you can take like for a
Speaker 1: while Lucas edited and put in all that other bullshit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like to the original Star Wars movies. But
Speaker 1: then was like, you can only buy this copy, you
Speaker 1: can only buy this version. This is I hate that.
Speaker 2: I agree, that's bullshit. Like I think that once the
Speaker 2: art is out, it belongs to the fan. Like the
Speaker 2: artists can keep redoing their art as much as they want, right,
Speaker 2: but they have no authority. I mean legally they do,
Speaker 2: but it's just in my eyes, they have no authority
Speaker 2: to be like, look, I know that you prefer the original,
Speaker 2: but you will only ever be able to get the
Speaker 2: new one. It's like, I think that's bullshit. It's like
Speaker 2: I think, if you're an artist, should let the fan
Speaker 2: have whatever version of your art they prefer, you know,
Speaker 2: because that's the one that makes them feel good or
Speaker 2: that makes them moved or whatever.
Speaker 1: And most of the time, especially with classic movies, you
Speaker 1: they were perfect. They were classic, even if there was
Speaker 1: a little thing the mona. Lisa doesn't need bigger tits, Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean it wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 1: No, you're right, it wouldn't hurt if she had a big,
Speaker 1: fat rack on her.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, in her fucking pussy was all trimmed up
Speaker 2: and then you know get they cleaned the fucking fleas
Speaker 2: out of it during I guess that was the puponic
Speaker 2: plague times.
Speaker 1: Make her like half Puerto Rican two oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and make the other half tie.
Speaker 1: But uh, sequels reboots doesn't hurt the original to me.
Speaker 1: To me, same thing with music, if you want to
Speaker 1: go out on a new lead singer, like how many
Speaker 1: times how many bands are there where there's an album
Speaker 1: you don't like because the direction changed and you kind
Speaker 1: of just didn't follow with it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that happens all the time. Like and I'm
Speaker 2: I'm hurt the original I liked. Yeah, sure, you know.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. The only thing that hurts originals
Speaker 2: is when the artist goes on Joe Rogan and talks
Speaker 2: about how the Jews are a genocidal race of fucking
Speaker 2: demon nutters.
Speaker 1: Not true. Because I was listening to a runaway in
Speaker 1: the car on the way home. That's my driving gen
Speaker 1: home from a doctor's visit.
Speaker 2: So on a way that blues traveler.
Speaker 1: No, it's Kanye West.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that I was talking about Roger Waters. You
Speaker 2: were talking about the other anti semite who went on
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the other one. I thought you're doing with Brett
Speaker 1: Weinstein for a second.
Speaker 2: I was talking about the black anti semite who went
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what if a black guy from Chicago
Speaker 1: and a posh or I guess a poor British guy.
Speaker 1: What was he? It's not posh now either.
Speaker 2: Roger Waters?
Speaker 1: Yeah, was he working class?
Speaker 2: I think he grew up not super Yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 1: He had to working class. Yeah, yeah, but dare.
Speaker 2: His dad died and I think they that his mom
Speaker 2: was like a teacher and that they got money from
Speaker 2: the government and stuff. But I don't think that he
Speaker 2: grew up super poor. I think all the members of
Speaker 2: Pink Floyd, I think they met in an art school.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, like Ozzie would talk about fucking you know,
Speaker 1: taping shoes and chea. They fucking poor, right.
Speaker 2: He was a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you can have those guys you know,
Speaker 1: the working class in England and the you know, poor
Speaker 1: part of southside of Chicago come together and go, we
Speaker 1: hate these people. I don't know, maybe there's a point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they maybe or something to it, you know,
Speaker 2: former Union, you know, maybe come up with some sort
Speaker 2: of logo or something that signifies what you mean.
Speaker 1: Take an old logo, repurpose it.
Speaker 2: Dude. If people like had some real fucking initiative and
Speaker 2: some gumption and some drive and some ingenuity, that's what
Speaker 2: they would do is be like, Okay, here's how I
Speaker 2: want to reshape the world. How do I get my opposition? Like?
Speaker 2: How do I see this idea into my opposition? Right? Like,
Speaker 2: that's what I'd be doing. I'd be doing some fucking
Speaker 2: social engineering shit like that.
Speaker 1: Not me. I'd be like, how can I seed the clouds?
Speaker 1: I need to control this weather?
Speaker 2: I'd be like, how can I seed everyone in the crowd? Fucked?
Speaker 1: There was something I was going to bring up to you, Oh.
Speaker 2: Lincoln Park. You don't care about reboots? You know, the
Speaker 2: fucking artists for Jewish people, anti Semitism artists. Cool? Okay, Uh,
Speaker 2: it doesn't diminish the original.
Speaker 1: And no, I think it was Rogan. I think I
Speaker 1: was gonna say something about Brett Weinstein.
Speaker 2: Ah, he's a fucking idiot, would see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, he had a bunch of
Speaker 1: fucking hits and miss.
Speaker 2: He looks like if Fred Savage from The Wonder Years,
Speaker 2: Like if you've just if the camera never stopped rolling
Speaker 2: after the last episode and his life just became a
Speaker 2: literal Truman show, that would be Fred Savage.
Speaker 1: Now I okay, so here, let me give you a rundown. Ready.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Brett thinks that aliens aren't real until he sees physical
Speaker 1: proof of them. Not a fan of that, Okay, just
Speaker 1: accept it. They're here with it, they walk amongst us.
Speaker 1: Brett breaks down things about the vaccine that actually do
Speaker 1: make sense.
Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 1: I like that. Then Brett goes on to say that
Speaker 1: polio is not real. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh did he really say that or did he
Speaker 2: say like we eliminated polio?
Speaker 1: Like no, he he He explained an alternate theory that
Speaker 1: other people have had about what polio was at the time,
Speaker 1: not that polio doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Just that, but he subscribed.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: No, leave it or was he just elucidating it?
Speaker 1: No? He was, I forget. I don't remember, honestly, I don't.
Speaker 2: I just makes a difference, you know.
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember thinking up these major bullet points
Speaker 1: because I was going to text it to you with
Speaker 1: like thumbs up and thumbs down and whatever and ship
Speaker 1: like that. He had one more that I really like.
Speaker 1: Oh he explained about the vaccines why the one part
Speaker 1: of it could be somewhat dangerous. And it's not so
Speaker 1: much that there's a problem with the vaccine. It was
Speaker 1: just people weren't trained properly. No, the one the one
Speaker 1: thing did make sense. The whatever. We'll talk about this
Speaker 1: off air, we'll only talk about it. But there was
Speaker 1: one more WinStar thing. Fuck, what was the one more thing?
Speaker 2: Oh dude? Was he implicated in that whole Harvey Weinstein thing?
Speaker 1: No, oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Harvey just
Speaker 1: went to the fucking hospital today.
Speaker 2: How was he going off to die?
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. He might be let's see Harvey.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, imagine all the folks who are gonna mourn
Speaker 2: the Harvey they knew and loved, you know, the guy.
Speaker 2: Everybody said, Oh, maybe he's a little too handsy with
Speaker 2: the girls, and maybe he likes to ejaculate on the
Speaker 2: gals before they get the part, and maybe he likes
Speaker 2: to fuck the girls in the ass before before you
Speaker 2: sign the contract with him and give him the roll.
Speaker 1: One hour ago, Harvey Weinstein Weinstein Stein rushed from Rikers
Speaker 1: Island to hospital for emergency heart surgery.
Speaker 2: He's oh, he's dead already. Yeah, Riker's Island, dude, I
Speaker 2: mean yeah, it's Peter Steele from a Typo negative. He
Speaker 2: went to Rikers Island for for some shit. I don't
Speaker 2: remember what the charges were, but yeah, then he died
Speaker 2: a couple of years later. Okay, okay, but you know,
Speaker 2: it takes a toll on you, man, It really catches
Speaker 2: up with you.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Interesting. Fuck. What was the thing I was going
Speaker 1: to bring up to.
Speaker 2: You, Beetlejuice? It was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, good to hear. No, it wasn't that though.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that great. You're right, it had some good moments.
Speaker 2: I saw the play the musical Beetlejuice to play. So
Speaker 2: the movie I just watch is a musical.
Speaker 1: No, it's a third story, I believe.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, God, damn, I can't keep up up with
Speaker 2: all these stories.
Speaker 1: Uh, it was all right. They have a fat guy
Speaker 1: play him though, so that's it was kind.
Speaker 2: Of fat in the new movie. He had like a
Speaker 2: fucking fat stomach or whatever. It was cool.
Speaker 1: No, I mean he's here like, this is him. He's
Speaker 1: just some fat guy. He's got a beard. Hey, shave
Speaker 1: your fucking beard. Man, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: That looks like? Uh, it looks like a guy I
Speaker 2: work with.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it does. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's just a guy you work with. No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Actually I watched it in New York City.
Speaker 2: What a shithole dump? I saw rocky horror picture so
Speaker 2: in New York City, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I hated it was that with skunk Pussy.
Speaker 2: It was with skunk Pussy.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, I can't do I can't do that shit.
Speaker 1: Uh like that trendy again, we're gonna talk about that
Speaker 1: in the Patreon I went and did like a like
Speaker 1: a ooh, this is what people in their early thirties
Speaker 1: and twenty four do or late thirties whatever. You know.
Speaker 2: I count so much into doing I hate things, but
Speaker 2: I am I am into doing so when things look
Speaker 2: exciting to me, regardless of whether they're trendy or not,
Speaker 2: I want to do them. So it's how trendy they
Speaker 2: are impacts my enjoyment of them a lot of the time.
Speaker 2: So a lot of the times something will come out
Speaker 2: and I will want to partake in it and it'll
Speaker 2: be new, and so then there's a bunch of fucking
Speaker 2: people there, right, And then it's like when the axe
Speaker 2: bar ope and here in Reno. I avoided that thing,
Speaker 2: like the fucking plague for a long time because everyone
Speaker 2: was always talking about axbar axbar axbar axe bar and
Speaker 2: sure enough, throwing axes. Yeah, you go and drink a
Speaker 2: bunch of alcohol and then you throw big metal, sharpened
Speaker 2: objects at a wall that bounces them back at you
Speaker 2: if you miss. It is genius. Is a genius idea.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I knew it was gonna be just fucking slammed, right,
Speaker 2: and I just wanted to go and show everybody how
Speaker 2: good I was a throwing an axe. So I went.
Speaker 2: It was really fucking frustrating, and just like I knew,
Speaker 2: there was all these people there and they kept breaking
Speaker 2: my concentration. So the axe kept on not landing, and
Speaker 2: it would bounce back and almost hit everybody, and it
Speaker 2: got really embarrassed because normally I throw acts really good.
Speaker 1: They have they have axe throwing at the porn convention.
Speaker 2: What did they throw chicks fucking spread volva? No, I
Speaker 2: don't know why that it out of the air with
Speaker 2: their fucking labia.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they have it there, but they
Speaker 1: have it, and it always terrifies me every year.
Speaker 2: Like it's a it's a bad thing. It's like uh,
Speaker 2: air races or mutton busting. Is mutton busting it's when
Speaker 2: you take like a baby animal that like a like
Speaker 2: a baby cow or a baby big horn sheep or
Speaker 2: something after this, after that, and then you let it.
Speaker 2: It's it's basically like when you go to a rodeo.
Speaker 2: In between the rounds, they'll have like a kid come
Speaker 2: out or a bunch of kids come out, and they'll
Speaker 2: chase a baby animal around, right, But what ends up
Speaker 2: happening inevitably is that the baby cow runs way faster
Speaker 2: than all the six year olds that were sent out
Speaker 2: there by their grandparents to chase this thing, and they
Speaker 2: end up getting trampled like on their they fucking get
Speaker 2: their heads stepped on and ship by these fucking mutton
Speaker 2: which I believe is a sheep, a baby sheep, and
Speaker 2: they just get like a bunch of brain damage and
Speaker 2: shit and then they go and you know, create the
Speaker 2: political future of the country for the next thirty years
Speaker 2: because they're demographic of the voting public.
Speaker 1: Uh we uh. We had to go in the other
Speaker 1: day for Jen's deposition. Right, Oh god, what did she do?
Speaker 1: Killed someone?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, uh, but we had to go in. She was fooling.
Speaker 1: She got hit by the bus two years ago.
Speaker 2: That's right, that woman who worked for the bus company
Speaker 2: ran her over with the bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, runder over, no t bonder car going through stuff.
Speaker 1: We watched the video. Okay, so here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, you got to see a video.
Speaker 1: We had to see the woman's dash cam video facing
Speaker 1: out of her plowing into Gen.
Speaker 2: So you saw her pov essentially.
Speaker 1: A little too high up. You could just see the
Speaker 1: top of Gen's car. Unfortunately, I wish it was just
Speaker 1: at the front of the fucking shoe bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, if her head was busted through the if
Speaker 2: her head was busted through the ceiling of the car.
Speaker 1: Right, No, it was mounted to the dashboard.
Speaker 2: Her cam was mounted to Yes. Oh so like if
Speaker 2: you're sitting on the wheel with your head on the wheel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Like you can't really see that well, you
Speaker 1: can kind of see like the top and like what
Speaker 1: you're trying to read the sticker. That's true. Uh so
Speaker 1: fucking yeah. We saw the video and Jen had to
Speaker 1: like give a three hour fucking recounting of everything she remembers,
Speaker 1: and she kind of paint in the second half. She did,
Speaker 1: and I told her to say, oh good, Hell, I
Speaker 1: realized how good of a fucking victim I would be.
Speaker 1: I would be so good of a victim. Okay, Jen
Speaker 1: wants to sit there at the crisis. Jen sits there
Speaker 1: and just tells the truth the whole time.
Speaker 2: Okay, dude, you gotta lie and make it way scarier
Speaker 2: and more victimized.
Speaker 1: Her whole thing was like, so they said, the guy's like,
Speaker 1: tell me you know what happened, Tell me what happened.
Speaker 1: And Jen has to say this word. I called her
Speaker 1: the inWORD. Uh careful about that?
Speaker 2: Why? Uh?
Speaker 1: Jen has to say this? I left my house. I
Speaker 1: was going straight on this road. I noticed the bus
Speaker 1: coming up to the stop sign. It never stopped at
Speaker 1: the stop sign. Hits me in the side. That was
Speaker 1: the next thing I knew okay. Yeah, Jen is like
Speaker 1: I left the house and I went up the road
Speaker 1: and got hit by a bus. And it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we need you to recount this, Like he's not the
Speaker 1: lawyers like trying to walk us through.
Speaker 2: It, but he's not storyteller.
Speaker 1: Eas yes, one hundred, that's the problem. Yeah, yeah, prep
Speaker 1: for that day, folks, when Shane can't record and I
Speaker 1: have to hop on here with Jen and it's just
Speaker 1: me going, you gotta say something.
Speaker 2: You didn't prep her for that beforehand, and like Walker,
Speaker 2: like try and do your best, like I try her.
Speaker 1: You know what it is, it's anxiety, and she yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole.
Speaker 2: Time, like in the moment, it's impossible. Yeah, told me
Speaker 2: the entire time.
Speaker 1: Her chest feels tight, she feels hot, she feels like scared,
Speaker 1: like she doesn't she's thinking of all the scary dress
Speaker 1: where she could do something wrong. Well I didn't, haven't
Speaker 1: it And she's got some her casette left over, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that that would have worked.
Speaker 2: That would have made her feel confident.
Speaker 1: She probably would. So how are you feeling it's injury.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling fucking great.
Speaker 2: I feel so good now that I got injured.
Speaker 1: They offer us two grand She's doing fine. Look, she's
Speaker 1: smiling the whole time.
Speaker 2: So the attorney's walking her through this thing. Are they
Speaker 2: like being aggressive? Are they being like gentle and sweet?
Speaker 1: No? But I worry that they thought they had a
Speaker 1: better case and then they may have seen her ability
Speaker 1: to deliver on the stand. Uh, which is all you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're doing these depositions. You're seeing how well you're going
Speaker 1: to be able to pitch your case to a jury.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so how did the video look, Because it's
Speaker 2: you're right, they got to pitch the case to the jury.
Speaker 2: But the testimony is just one aspect of this, right,
Speaker 2: Like what the video show.
Speaker 1: Video showed more of a rolling stop than I had thought.
Speaker 1: Actually for the bus, remember yeah maybe, oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: was totally in the wrong, but I thought she blew
Speaker 1: straight through the stop sign. She did like slow down
Speaker 1: the stop sign and then continue on and plow right
Speaker 1: into the side of jen.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's even more inexcusable, right, Like, she
Speaker 2: just got to go in through the motions, right like,
Speaker 2: and a good lawyer is going to know how to
Speaker 2: how to spin this, right, But think about it, It's
Speaker 2: like the rule is you come to a complete stop
Speaker 2: for a reason. And this bitch, she is the she's
Speaker 2: proving the point, right, like you come to a complete
Speaker 2: stop because you're not getting the full frame of you.
Speaker 2: He'll read it out of the DMV handbook. What doesn't matter, right, right,
Speaker 2: But the point, the point is like if she had
Speaker 2: just blown through, as a as her attorney, the murderer,
Speaker 2: the attempted murderer, I would I would be saying, like, look,
Speaker 2: she just blew through. She didn't see the stop sign.
Speaker 2: You know, it was obstructed by a kid's backpack, which
Speaker 2: you could you know, he was swinging it around. You
Speaker 2: can't see it because it's off camera. Like I would
Speaker 2: be building a case around that. But it's like, oh no,
Speaker 2: she knew the stop sign was there.
Speaker 1: She there's a video of this. The stop sign is
Speaker 1: prominently displayed in the video too, and it's a slow down,
Speaker 1: keep going. Glass explodes, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, idiot, that woman. She should have known. If I
Speaker 2: have a dash can on here, they're going to see
Speaker 2: how bad of a driver I am, and then the
Speaker 2: companies don't have to pay out, you know, two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars to this white lady.
Speaker 1: I was looking this one person got twelve million dollars.
Speaker 1: It's fucked up. Actually, shit, these these two kids died.
Speaker 1: This is what tells you the legal system is fucked right,
Speaker 1: this school bus driver not in gens accident, two kids died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how much money am I getting?
Speaker 2: That'd be so funny if they're the two kids who died.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you know, like the parents sign a
Speaker 2: contract every year when the kids get on the school bus.
Speaker 2: It's like it's part of like being in the school.
Speaker 2: Like I have to sign contracts all the time, Like
Speaker 2: do you want do you give the teachers permission to
Speaker 2: be around the kids when they go on field trips?
Speaker 2: Do you give your kid permission to leave for field trips?
Speaker 2: To see this video? All this shit substitutes to be
Speaker 2: around your kid, all this stuff, different things you have
Speaker 2: to sign off for. I would just assume, like if
Speaker 2: your kid dies in a school bus crash, like shit
Speaker 2: out of luck.
Speaker 1: You know you can't see that there's a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: penalty for the school, they just pay pay you one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It'll cover one of those cardboard bucks. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: run by the school. Yeah. So but just just again,
Speaker 1: these guys were trying to coach her in how to
Speaker 1: say the truth everything they were telling her. Say the truth,
Speaker 1: but you have to say it in a way that
Speaker 1: you know makes sense. And she just didn't get it,
Speaker 1: and I kept having to go like, look, like the
Speaker 1: other part was so Jen, the anxiety makes her not
Speaker 1: want to talk and whatever. They go when we get
Speaker 1: to the part about how it has affected you, talk
Speaker 1: as much as you want, talk as much as you
Speaker 1: can tell them every little detail. Remember, we want to
Speaker 1: make the point that this has profoundly affected your life.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. And Jen goes like Jen go's like,
Speaker 1: I get real tired sometimes and we can't. We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't get to hang out as much anymore. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, if you say that you're gonna there,
Speaker 1: gonna take they're gonna take our fucking cars if you
Speaker 1: do that, Like we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna come here and take the cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna hate things for us.
Speaker 2: We do say, Look, we wasted all their time, like
Speaker 2: preparing this deposition, We wasted at least three hours talking.
Speaker 2: They're gonna come here, make us drive them around for
Speaker 2: three hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's like, I don't know, do people don't
Speaker 1: know you. You may talk about this and that and whatever,
Speaker 1: but you have it. Do people not have that? I
Speaker 1: feel like you have that ability to perform. Do you
Speaker 1: if you have to go talk in front of a
Speaker 1: crowd of people, if you had to.
Speaker 2: The thing I was thinking about this very recently, I
Speaker 2: am really good at performing in certain regards, right, So,
Speaker 2: like there's certain things I feel like I'm really prepared
Speaker 2: to do, and there's so performing I've said this before,
Speaker 2: and I think this. I used to think this was
Speaker 2: true with everybody, but I'm starting to realize that this
Speaker 2: is this is more of a me thing. Or maybe
Speaker 2: this is for a person who's got some trauma or
Speaker 2: some baggage to unpack. But I used to think or
Speaker 2: I like this line from American Psycho where it's like
Speaker 2: we all wear masks, right, right, And it's like everybody
Speaker 2: is always wearing a mask. And I always identified with
Speaker 2: that because I am this kind of person who in
Speaker 2: my life who no matter who I'm around, I can
Speaker 2: always shift my personality slightly. It's kind of like what
Speaker 2: I always consider being a chameleon to where I can
Speaker 2: blend in with different friend groups, different mindsets, like I'm
Speaker 2: i naturally. It's like I realize, like, Okay, I'm stuck
Speaker 2: with these people. I have to make myself one of them,
Speaker 2: and I do it easily. But at the same time,
Speaker 2: when I'm made to perform, you know, like when I
Speaker 2: have to put on a different persona, that is fucking difficult.
Speaker 2: It's really hard to fake my emotions. You're probably going
Speaker 2: to know if I'm mad most of the time, you know, sure,
Speaker 2: because I'll be telling you like things that will express
Speaker 2: to you I'm mad, or I'll be like I'll be
Speaker 2: getting agitated, or I'll be avoiding you. But like there's
Speaker 2: there's signs, right. But the thing about that, like that's
Speaker 2: star ship? What was it? Where was I going with that?
Speaker 2: What was your initial question? Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me rephrase it in a way.
Speaker 1: In social positions.
Speaker 2: How do I perform? Yeah, so I feel like when
Speaker 2: I am when I'm in my element, when I'm doing
Speaker 2: something that I feel really really confident in and I'm
Speaker 2: like in the right headspace. Yes, but if I'm caught
Speaker 2: off guard or so, performing could be like an impromptu speech, right,
Speaker 2: or performing could be like for me at least performing
Speaker 2: could be given like this show of affection or like
Speaker 2: a very public interaction where I'm expected to match a person.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like someone's grieving or somebody is overly
Speaker 2: joyful or whatever, and they are like interacting with me
Speaker 2: and expecting me to either talk back. You know. It's
Speaker 2: conversations are two way, right, Like they're not just one
Speaker 2: way streets. It's like, I feel like that's a performance
Speaker 2: because I'm not I feel like anything I do, whether
Speaker 2: it's like oh it'll be okay, or if I try
Speaker 2: and hug at like I'm completely unskilled in doing any
Speaker 2: of that right. So I feel like that's essentially like
Speaker 2: that situation and a lot of other situations for me.
Speaker 2: It's like if if I got a role in a
Speaker 2: play and I had never acted before, Like I had
Speaker 2: never been in a play, I had never watched any
Speaker 2: behind the scenes, and then I show up day one
Speaker 2: lead role, and they they're like, okay, where's your script.
Speaker 2: Let's let's start rolling over scene one. And I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to just give me the
Speaker 2: script today, you know, Like I thought I thought I
Speaker 2: was just gonna learn here on the spot. Like that's
Speaker 2: what that's kind of like for me. I'm just I'm
Speaker 2: so fucking unprepared. So that's my worst fear of performance.
Speaker 2: But yeah, any other kind of performance, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: I could learn to get better with those situations. I'm
Speaker 2: working on it, But any other kind of performance, like,
Speaker 2: I feel like I can adapt and work and then
Speaker 2: once I feel I'm in my element, I like to perform.
Speaker 2: I like when I do good and people see I'm
Speaker 2: doing a good job, and I like so it doesn't
Speaker 2: have to be like flashy and showy. I just like
Speaker 2: to be performing in whatever I'm doing. You know, I
Speaker 2: want to be the best at whatever I'm doing. That's
Speaker 2: performance for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I live for that shit Like, hey, we
Speaker 1: need someone to do this, step up real quick and
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: And that's how you get fucking asked to do everything too.
Speaker 1: I yeah, but I don't. I wish people would fucking
Speaker 1: ask me to do more. So, hey, can you read
Speaker 1: it at my wedding? Yeah? Sure, fuck I'll do that.
Speaker 2: Oh you socially? Okay, I don't know what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Wait? What do you mean? Wait? What would be the difference?
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, maybe maybe that's like because that's something
Speaker 2: important to you, but I would like.
Speaker 1: Well, i'd do it at a random person. I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck.
Speaker 2: It's just I wouldn't want to make Yeah, that's not
Speaker 2: fun to me. I don't want someone to come to
Speaker 2: me and be like, oh, let me pay you a
Speaker 2: lot of money to, uh, you know, do re rewrite
Speaker 2: this smut for me or something, you know, like get me,
Speaker 2: get me doing something I enjoy and and pay me
Speaker 2: lots of money for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna, dude, I'm gonna make you the happiest
Speaker 2: smut in the fucking universe. Man, I promise you. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make you happy. I'm gonna bend over backwards for you.
Speaker 1: That's like the First Amendment covering good positive friendly speech.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, okay, if you pay me a lot
Speaker 1: of money to do something I really like, well good,
Speaker 1: So if you're going to pull my leg on it,
Speaker 1: I guess so do that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get that. I like like.
Speaker 2: My you could be praise, though, praise could be that
Speaker 2: for me, praise could be money.
Speaker 1: My aunt started crying just before my uncle's funeral and
Speaker 1: just handed me pieces of loose leave and said, I
Speaker 1: can't read this. I can't read this, so I had
Speaker 1: to go up and do the eulogy.
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess I'm throwing it in the waistbind then.
Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, I guess he ain't getting one. Huh. No,
Speaker 1: I guess loved it.
Speaker 2: I'll go put in his casket for him.
Speaker 1: I remember at my dad's funeral, all my family members
Speaker 1: were like crying, and I went up there, boom, straight face.
Speaker 1: I was good. I faked like I was gonna. I
Speaker 1: was tearing up at one point because I had to cough,
Speaker 1: but I was just like resituating the hair in my throat.
Speaker 2: So you were, you were performing.
Speaker 1: I'm I feel like I'm always I don't know who
Speaker 1: I am anymore. I mean, quite honestly, I don't since college.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I'm always performing in a sense too,
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to, Like, I feel like that's kind
Speaker 2: of one of my hindrances to not being like more
Speaker 2: in the moment, not being more relaxed, not being more
Speaker 2: having less anxiety, is that I feel like my life
Speaker 2: is like a rush to not really get anywhere. It's
Speaker 2: just like a rush to perform well, and it's like
Speaker 2: it's starting to stress me out, you know, And I
Speaker 2: want to just kind of like I just want to
Speaker 2: just kind of just breathe. You know, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: that you're unhealthy or anything. I'm just saying, oh, no,
Speaker 2: maybe that's not Maybe that's not the best way to
Speaker 2: approach everything.
Speaker 1: Chest pains all the time. I always have chest pains.
Speaker 2: Oh well that could just be your diet.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, just from long hours, no sleeve, staring
Speaker 1: at screens for hours and hours and hours, getting all
Speaker 1: fucked up and then just try hard. It's just it's all.
Speaker 1: That's a lot, man, it's a lot. My sleep is
Speaker 1: fucked getting these alerts on my Apple Watch telling me
Speaker 1: my beats per minute fall below forty for ten minutes.
Speaker 2: That's one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've read that if you're one of those super athletes,
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. What happens if you're a big
Speaker 1: fat fuck.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, you've been on this workout journey, maybe you've
Speaker 2: turned into a super athletes, haven't tested.
Speaker 1: I've just I've just been eating no food or meat.
Speaker 1: I have not worked out once. My bones heard every day.
Speaker 2: Oh that's just because you're not fucking using them enough. Man.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I've been crushing. Diet coke lately,
Speaker 1: like there's been I've gone a few days not diet
Speaker 1: coke zero. First off, I.
Speaker 2: Think they're both bad.
Speaker 1: They're not. You can't drink normal coke as much as
Speaker 1: I have been drinking it. I can't drink normal coke
Speaker 1: as much as I've been drinking coke.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, just put the sugar and they get
Speaker 2: the sugar. Put in the coal, pure cane sugar in
Speaker 2: with it. Sure that was the same as the Mexican
Speaker 2: coat they used to cane.
Speaker 1: Some kind of cane hoke.
Speaker 2: No, you don't buy the coke bottles I get as
Speaker 2: pure cane sugar cool.
Speaker 1: I give a fuck.
Speaker 2: It's it's not even the cane sugar that makes it better.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's the It's the glass bottle,
Speaker 2: it really is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really, I had a glass bottle of Squirt
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I wish they dude Squirt. Hire me. I
Speaker 2: will work for you. I will just make you bottles
Speaker 2: like you don't even have to hire me at the factory.
Speaker 2: I'll send you I'll pay postage and everything. I'll make
Speaker 2: the squirt here and send it to you.
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Speaker 1: about my big day out finally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna fucking have to hear about this because
Speaker 2: Matt is a fucking so he was just talking about
Speaker 2: all this social shit. He's a fucking lunatics. I sometimes
Speaker 2: I think I'm the weird one. I think I'm weird
Speaker 2: because like, oh, I'm antisocial, and I don't want to
Speaker 2: go out and do weird stuff with people, and I
Speaker 2: don't want to have these fucking weird fantasies where I
Speaker 2: read a speech at my fucking best friend's wake slash
Speaker 2: anniversary wedding. It's like it's his second anniversary with his
Speaker 2: first girlfriend, but his thirteenth anniversary to his wife. He's
Speaker 2: renewing his vows with and we're burying him today. Let
Speaker 2: me read the speech. I'm really excited about that. Please
Speaker 2: tell us all about that.
Speaker 1: I one hundred percent sit on the floor in the
Speaker 1: shower sometimes and write speeches in my head.
Speaker 2: Oh I do too, but They're usually like, oh, how
Speaker 2: do I suicide letters? No, they're usually now their excuses
Speaker 2: for problems I don't have yet, but I'm assuming I
Speaker 2: will soon tell it.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, I think the only reason I am so
Speaker 1: good at like seeing the paths and this and that
Speaker 1: is just because I have a good memory. Because when
Speaker 1: I have any moment of downtime, all I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: is like, well, here's what I would do if a
Speaker 1: deer hit me and the fucking antler came through and
Speaker 1: it pierced my side but not my no major organs,
Speaker 1: but definitely like rib damage on the outside. What would
Speaker 1: I do from there? I sit around and just think
Speaker 1: about that shit.
Speaker 2: First, I'd break the antler off and leave the fucking
Speaker 2: carcass in my car, and if it would start, i'd
Speaker 2: drive it. If it wouldn't start.
Speaker 1: I'd push it.
Speaker 2: I'd push it to the hospital with the antler inside
Speaker 2: me because I don't want to spring a leak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yes, that's one scenario. The other one is
Speaker 1: I would probably just start tearing up and die. Sir,
Speaker 1: this isn't a fatal injury. Just leave me here, It's okay.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been overwhelmed with pain just like you
Speaker 2: just get rock so bad.
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen for a lot of people. Wisdom teeth
Speaker 1: was the worst pain I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: I was on the floor in my mom's kitchen like
Speaker 1: banging my fists, like crying, I'm fucking dying air.
Speaker 2: How about like like one of those real, like just
Speaker 2: insane jolts of pain where it's just like you you
Speaker 2: could get hit in there with a baseball. I've got
Speaker 2: a baseball.
Speaker 1: See that goes to me, that goes numb.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you know that feeling right like that shock
Speaker 2: like where it's like whoa, you know, and then it's
Speaker 2: like the pain sets in more slowly, but it's definitely
Speaker 2: there that you can tell like, fuck, this is going
Speaker 2: to be bad. That thought when you have that thought,
Speaker 2: like holy shit that when you cut your face glass bottle.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I've done.
Speaker 2: This is going to be so bad.
Speaker 1: I've done a bread knife into my hand. Actually, you too,
Speaker 1: You wanted to record or something. You were drunk as fuck.
Speaker 1: This was a couple of years ago, and I say
Speaker 1: you were like you were texting me like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, you don't have to be sorry.
Speaker 1: You were angrily yelling nice things back and forth. I
Speaker 1: was like, I just need you to be my friend.
Speaker 1: And then you said something and I went to go
Speaker 1: cut something, and I sent you a picture because you
Speaker 1: were like, well's throwing your piss now, won't respond again.
Speaker 1: You were drunk, and I'm sent you a picture just
Speaker 1: my hand covered in blood. But I know exactly what
Speaker 1: you mean. I have no idea how we got here.
Speaker 1: But it was a serrated knife. It was brand new
Speaker 1: from Amazon, and I watched it go into my finger
Speaker 1: and I felt the metal go through my finger. No
Speaker 1: pain yet though, and then it just turned and it
Speaker 1: just went oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that's that's the I don't know what we
Speaker 2: were talking about either, initially, uh, but that's the kind
Speaker 2: of ship where it's like that kind of that like pain,
Speaker 2: it's like if you fuck. We were talking about something
Speaker 2: in particular that led up to that particular sensation and
Speaker 2: that feeling. I forget what it was. Maybe we'll talk
Speaker 2: about it on the Patreon, but sure, if you if
Speaker 2: you've been following the thread this far, folks, maybe you
Speaker 2: can you know, suss that out, pan it out, fuck
Speaker 2: it out, flesh it out squirt it on the fucking
Speaker 2: comments and let us know because I don't know. I
Speaker 2: feel don't even like this show. I like it one
Speaker 2: where we talked to pussy.
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Speaker 2: Uh, I'm going to figure out we were talking about.
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