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<v Speaker 1>M let me finish. This is the first time I

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<v Speaker 1>committed a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate

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<v Speaker 1>bath An. You thrashed relationship, any trash ship. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>worst friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Matt, and I'm joined today by my friend and

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<v Speaker 1>co host The Dark Side of the Force, my father, Shane.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? Bomba clots?

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I go to edit, there's always this yap

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle there, and I go, oh, fuck, do

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<v Speaker 1>I have to match it up? And then I match

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<v Speaker 1>it at the beginning. Nope, just a nice delay. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that delay.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted you to sit there for a second

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<v Speaker 2>and feel my name in the in the atmosphere. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted you to just let it condense on your skin

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<v Speaker 2>and then phase through your epidermis, get launched into your

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<v Speaker 2>subcutaneous fat so I could stay warm inside of you

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<v Speaker 2>for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Today we will be talking about my journey out into

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<v Speaker 1>the world of hanging out with people and how much

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<v Speaker 1>I hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, dude, you told me that, you told me

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<v Speaker 2>you did some weird shit that I have to really

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<v Speaker 2>like nail you for, like I got to hammer down

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<v Speaker 2>and find out, like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>So we will be talking about that on the Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>for the Patreon last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't take advantage.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go, no, don't do it. Don't go on there

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<v Speaker 1>and just download everything. That would be so bad for me,

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<v Speaker 1>because then I won't get you twelve dollars over the

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<v Speaker 1>course of a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you do download everything, listen to it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean by don't take advantage. Don't just download

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<v Speaker 2>it and then let it go into the digital trash

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<v Speaker 2>pile in the middle of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>The digital void.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the digital garbage island.

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<v Speaker 1>Canceled YouTubers and fucking everything else goes too. I'm stuck

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<v Speaker 1>because I really want to bring a topic up. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, James Earl Jones is dead. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>he's the dark course.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, he was supposed to play Move Fast. How are

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<v Speaker 2>they gonna do that movie? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't he play Mufasa twenty five years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're making a movie now. It's coming out in

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<v Speaker 2>like a couple of months. It's called Mufasa the Lion King,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's about his journey from a young cub to

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<v Speaker 2>being the king who will eventually go on to die

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<v Speaker 2>in another movie. I don't think they're gonna end on

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<v Speaker 2>that part of his life in the new Mufasa movie.

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<v Speaker 2>They could must be a fucking bummer because he won't

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<v Speaker 2>get avenged at all. Imagine if that was the end

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, he should They should have this big, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, triumphant moment of a young Mufasa beating something

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<v Speaker 1>or him and Scar teaming up and you know, destroying

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<v Speaker 1>the I don't know, monkeys or something or fucking whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and then just flash cut and just says twenty years

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<v Speaker 1>later or five years later or whatever the life span

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<v Speaker 1>of thee yeah, yeah, and the other one just stomping

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<v Speaker 1>on his fucking I almost said dog hand. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>it's a cat, Paul, but close the big dick stumping

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<v Speaker 1>on his dog dick. You know what did I say?

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<v Speaker 1>I said that the other day and Jen never heard

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<v Speaker 1>that expression, the expression if so so a guy cut

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<v Speaker 1>me off right, uh, And I said, uh, cut me

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<v Speaker 1>off again. I'll beat the fucking dog dick off of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, that just sounds like you were gonna jerk

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<v Speaker 2>off his weirdly circumcised penis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, well then I was wrong. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me show you this pigs dick though.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh yeah, I remember, dude. That thing looked like

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking emu's dick.

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<v Speaker 1>We got great feedback on that, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really from who the fans?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a couple people on the Patreon Rory gave us

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<v Speaker 1>props on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Rory, Hey, hey Rory.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, James Old Jones ninety three years old is dead.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not James ol Jones in that picture that

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like fucking Jordi LaForge.

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<v Speaker 1>The kind of another bite, Well, it looks like if

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<v Speaker 1>Jordie LaForge and Bernie Sanders had some kind of weird

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the asshole who made this picture black and white?

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<v Speaker 2>They were definitely trying to make him look like a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking escape slave who got a law degree.

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<v Speaker 1>Did James Earl Jones always have a wonk eye or

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<v Speaker 1>did that happen later in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he always did? Yeah? Yeah, and Conan he definitely did.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't see I not eye color. Who gives a fuck

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<v Speaker 1>because all the pictures are in black and white? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lazy eye. That's the thing is. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's not always wonked, but sometimes it goes wonk. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>look at that one. Look at that motherfucker right there

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<v Speaker 2>on the left, right next to Lisa Simpson.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh this here, Oh, okay, that's wonky. That's a wonk die.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a wonked motherfucker. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, James Earl Jones is dead. He was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the first people and I think R. Willis

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<v Speaker 1>recently did it too. It's so smart. They sold the

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<v Speaker 1>rights to their likeness and voice and all of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so they'll make money after they're dead when they

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<v Speaker 2>continue to put them on screen and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me think about that. Yeah, exactly, They're family. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, maybe unless you just take a big settlement

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, I wouldn't say.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably what they did.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't need to benefit off me after I'm gone.

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<v Speaker 2>They've already leeched off of me enough while I was here.

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<v Speaker 1>You get one hundred grand for your voice and just

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<v Speaker 1>hit a strip club, I'll do it. Pussy ruped in

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<v Speaker 1>my face. It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>I got fucking one lap dance and then was asked

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<v Speaker 2>home that was five hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh fucking But I thought the same thing because I

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<v Speaker 1>see a lot of girls on when we do when

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<v Speaker 1>I do the porn star interviews, a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't asked any of them about AI, which is

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<v Speaker 1>really stupid of me because it's kind of a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But fucking you could, if you were one of like

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<v Speaker 1>the big name star girls, you could probably sell your

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<v Speaker 1>rights and likeness and whatever end. And would we ever

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<v Speaker 1>even need new porn?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they don't always get the fingers right. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fingering a pussy Okay, all right, you were like,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to like, you don't want to have

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<v Speaker 2>like the fingers switching between three and four. As it's

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<v Speaker 2>going in and out, it's like, dude, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude looks like her fingers getting chopped off and then

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<v Speaker 2>growing back every time it comes out of the pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I like this porn, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's weird. She's getting fingered by Danny DeVito's the penguin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, Danny DeVito, he is the best. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>when someone's type cast that can be an insult. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad that Danny DeVito went from being type

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<v Speaker 2>cast as like the the likable fat guy to the degenerate,

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<v Speaker 2>filthy X monster. It just suits him so well.

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<v Speaker 1>Stex was always something that came in, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>he always played like or is the sex or something

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<v Speaker 1>that came in later. You're right with the Frank Renold stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But he always kind of played a slimeball, didn't he.

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<v Speaker 2>He always played like lower what was the class characters?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess like a lower class. That's almost more insulting

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<v Speaker 2>to him. He's a he's a trashy dude in a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of movies. He ate and drank and burped and farted,

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<v Speaker 2>and he abused his kids, and you know, like these

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<v Speaker 2>are just the roles we remember loving him as in

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. And uh, I think once he added in

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<v Speaker 2>that like nihilistic sociopathic quality to his performance, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>prefer that type cat like I'm in saying with Nicholas Cage, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like Nicholas Cage is doing way too many movies that suck,

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<v Speaker 2>But I like that he leans into the extreme aspects

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<v Speaker 2>the things that people like.

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<v Speaker 1>So I grew up one of those niked night kids,

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<v Speaker 1>like we've talked about before, and oh, that motherfucker was

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<v Speaker 1>on I watch I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen every

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Taxi. That enough, that enough, But that would

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<v Speaker 1>make enough of a career doing a show like Taxi

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fourteen episodes. It was a classic sitcom.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you know he does fucking terms of aperviowment. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got other great movies like Romancing the Stone. What

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<v Speaker 1>he was in terms of endearment, he was in a

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<v Speaker 1>terms of endearment with That's a really good show.

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<v Speaker 2>I was telling my wife the plot to this movie

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like, we should watch it, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was telling you the plot so we wouldn't have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I do I do that sometimes too.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way I try and spoil the.

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<v Speaker 1>Ending and go, you probably don't want to watch it

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<v Speaker 1>now because it's stune. Because she's like, oh, we could

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<v Speaker 1>still check it out. I literally have to say, I go,

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<v Speaker 1>you can watch it when I fall asleep early sometime.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if we're watching something and I fall asleep, just

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<v Speaker 1>go right ahead and put that shit on, because I

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<v Speaker 1>will never whatever it is, I will never watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, let's just wait for someone in your

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<v Speaker 2>family to die watch it. But it's like the movie

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<v Speaker 2>is Deborah Winger. She is in a relationship with Jeff Daniels.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she marries him. Oh there he is. He's

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<v Speaker 2>young here. So she's in a relationship with Jeff Daniels.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got this tumultuous relationship with her mom. Who is

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<v Speaker 2>that Faye Dunaway, who is that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Shirley McLean.

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<v Speaker 2>Shirley McLain. Yeah, So it's basically like a family drama.

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<v Speaker 2>But then Deborah Winger gets cancer, so she's in it's

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<v Speaker 2>like terminal. So it's like one of these movies. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, man, like all these issues just hit and

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<v Speaker 2>hit and hit and hit. So it's like right at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of her being at her life. She finds

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<v Speaker 2>out Jeff Daniels is cheating on her and like her

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<v Speaker 2>and like her mom and her lay out all this

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<v Speaker 2>resentment and like there's just all this shit that like

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get resolved, you know, like all this like grief

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<v Speaker 2>and loss and sorry, it's a miserable fucking experience watching

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<v Speaker 2>this movie. And then she dies.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking Terms of Endearment stinks, Yeah, but I'm angry about

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<v Speaker 1>it now. I have no interest in this movie. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure dying of cancer and your family having

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell her? For real? You saw you said you

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<v Speaker 1>saw Beetlejuice right in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he plays it. He's so he's in costume like

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing. How was the movie? Was it good?

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate Timberton. I don't like his whole Oh

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, dude, you're not weird. You're just as pretentious

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<v Speaker 2>and awful as every fucking other art school dropout. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>You're just a fucking piece of shit. You just happen

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<v Speaker 2>to be good at making a few movies. He's he's

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<v Speaker 2>got some tricks. Like I liked What Sleepy Hollow. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a little corny now, but I still enjoy it. I

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<v Speaker 2>other one that I think I remember really enjoying. What's

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<v Speaker 2>What's another really good Tim Burton movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not like big Fish. I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's like more of a like a heartfelt I

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<v Speaker 1>DNA am I left it up in there? I totally

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<v Speaker 1>forgot from the same Tim Burton is the Fat Girl director.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, fat girls like to adorn their arms with

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<v Speaker 2>tattoos of his films.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's it's a over a line, Okay, Mars Attacks

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<v Speaker 2>Mars at tax is another one. Yeah, I like that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's okay, so let's go through this list and pick

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<v Speaker 2>out every movie got a fat girl would be onto

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<v Speaker 2>her skin, like, we'll cover the characters whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>They would say, either franken Weeny or Vincent, which are

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<v Speaker 1>the precursors.

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<v Speaker 2>But I like Frank and Weeney. As a kid, I

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<v Speaker 2>had the VHS fine beetlejuice.

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<v Speaker 1>They would definitely get beatle juice on their arms. Absolutely, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Not Batman, Lesbian Batman. I could see flat Woman.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I could see cat Catwoman, Catwoman.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, is not the first Batman. Batman returns

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<v Speaker 1>factor right right right, Edward scissorhands time, fat girl movie.

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<v Speaker 2>By time, Edward scissorhand tattoos as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You're one hundred percent right about the tattoos to it

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<v Speaker 1>always goes too. I know my arms look like hamhowks,

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<v Speaker 1>but I deserve to have fucking Jack Skellington tattooed on

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<v Speaker 2>Always thought they were hiding their arms. I thought that

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<v Speaker 2>they thought I thought that they thought that we would

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<v Speaker 2>think that their arms looked smaller. If they were, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>covered in bright adornments, drawing attention to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you see, as great of a decade as it

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<v Speaker 1>was in the nineties. Unfortunately, we kicked off this ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>no bullying campaign where we could no longer say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>your fat arms gross me out, lady, cover them things up,

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I said that you ain't gonna stop me.

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<v Speaker 1>Dar didn't do shit for me. Mad didn't do shit

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<v Speaker 1>for me, and neither of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I said that at jim Boys Tacos the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>I was getting chicken tacos and I ordered grilled chicken

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<v Speaker 2>tacos and I drove like I got the food, and

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<v Speaker 2>I drove up like ten feet and then I looked

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<v Speaker 2>because there's a car behind me. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>was beef, So I went inside and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I asked for beef, or I asked for chicken. You

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<v Speaker 2>gave me beef. And the lady like she kind of

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<v Speaker 2>gave me this whole like, oh, I don't really understand

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<v Speaker 2>English type thing. And this other guy came over and

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<v Speaker 2>fixed the whole issue. But then I looked at chicken

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, dude, your fucking arms are so

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<v Speaker 2>fat and they look like hamhocks and you should get fired,

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<v Speaker 2>you fat bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, dude, they gave me.

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<v Speaker 1>A card for twenty five dollars, a free punch card.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No.

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<v Speaker 2>She was just like okay, and she went back to

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<v Speaker 1>Sure Edwards is her hands. Fact girl movie, Batman returns,

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<v Speaker 1>Fat Girl movie, but Boy movie too. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think the best one of those four, right.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite probably the best. Yeah, you're you're right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Danny DeVito is really good in Tattoo is the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid Penguin?

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<v Speaker 1>Ed would great movie, one of my favorite movies actually,

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<v Speaker 1>but quirky and no tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>For that one though, No, no way.

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<v Speaker 1>Mars Attacks, possible tattoos, possible possible lot of markers, but

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<v Speaker 1>that might be okay, that transcends fat Girl Mars Attacks

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Yeah, Boy's movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if you saw a hot chick with a Mars

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<v Speaker 2>Attacks tattoo, you would be like, oh, am I about

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<v Speaker 2>to become the subject of a of a coming of

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<v Speaker 2>age film from the early two thousands, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>this could be something special. But yeah, fat girl with

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<v Speaker 2>a Mars Attacks tattoo, fucking throw it to the wolves.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck die, Yeah, exactly to kill yourself. Uh, sleepy hollow

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<v Speaker 1>Fact Girl movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely. I could see them getting Johnny Depp ted with

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<v Speaker 2>the I could see a lot of different frames from

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<v Speaker 2>that movie as tattoos, a lot of different iconic images.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see Depth's face on multiple fucking Tim Burton

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<v Speaker 1>movies where you just like switch out the hair because yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Sweeney Todd's coming up, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>God, that's another one. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Playing to the Apes Boys movie. Yeah, big big Fish,

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<v Speaker 1>I think his highest rated movie. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>who that was for.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what the fuck that is. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember seeing it in theaters and being excited about it

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<v Speaker 2>and not having any reaction to I remember sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>and being like, this is gonna pay off at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Fact Girl movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm not disagreeing. I just look sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know that she liked this movie and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like a skinny girl body. Yeah, definitely. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Corpse Bride, Big Fact Girl movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like Corpse White stinks and it's one it's like

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<v Speaker 2>right below that movie that's not on this list because

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<v Speaker 2>it's not directed by Tim Burton, which is uh, what

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<v Speaker 2>is it Night Before Christmas? Yeah, we didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>That was in ninety six, I believe, but yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>was the producer and the story for that. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Facral movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I mean we don't really have to go through

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<v Speaker 1>the rest Sweeney.

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<v Speaker 2>In Wonderland.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fact, girl movie gave a shit about. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean no one gave a ship about big eyes. No

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<v Speaker 1>one gave a shit about.

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<v Speaker 2>Facral Movieirl movie that girls identify quite a bit with

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<v Speaker 2>them behind. And he's got big ears. I've got big

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<v Speaker 2>these big flappy hamhok arms. Maybe I'll fly away from

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<v Speaker 2>a circus too.

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<v Speaker 1>The circus that is my life.

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<v Speaker 2>The circus that is my fucking job, trying to make

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<v Speaker 2>corn dogs for people in the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my room, this room here is a fucking wreck.

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<v Speaker 1>And I uh, I looked at David our Cat the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and Jen was over there, and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like trying to navigate around all the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>boxes and whatever else. I'm trying to hide in a

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<v Speaker 1>closet somewhere, and I just look at him and I

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<v Speaker 1>just say this sincerely and I go, someday, you'll live

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<v Speaker 1>in a world without confusion. Goes, what a fucking thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say to a cat? And I go, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>is a weird thing, but I actually meant that from

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<v Speaker 1>my heart. I'd like, you're my little cat, like I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to give you a world that isn't horrendous and

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<v Speaker 1>a mess and constantly changing like my life is.

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<v Speaker 2>I always talk to my pets like they're humans. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's a good the best way to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you had the cat? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>H three weeks? A month something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, So he's like still in his transition period, right.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes a few months for them to get all

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<v Speaker 2>adjusted and and shitting and pissing and not fucking like

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<v Speaker 2>getting scared every time a stranger comes in and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He ship right away in your bed. He he figured

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<v Speaker 1>out the litter box and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, that's good, that's good. Yeah. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The issue is he's very jittery, so he does get

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<v Speaker 1>like scared and this and that. Even if you just

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<v Speaker 1>bump something, he could take off running. But he's not

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<v Speaker 1>totally adverse to being around people.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's the victim of sexual assault.

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<v Speaker 1>Likely that's why I act that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got a lot of trauma to unpack with

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<v Speaker 2>that guy. Yeah, he asked him about his eye. I

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<v Speaker 2>know he told you he was born that way. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you asked him yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone fucked my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I was born this way, but they've been fucking

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<v Speaker 2>my face ever since then. Don't try it. Please, don't

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<v Speaker 2>say I sparked the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw an old white lady. Yesterday we had to

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<v Speaker 1>to drive to North Jersey. Today. We had to drive

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<v Speaker 1>in North Jersey too. Yesterday though, I saw this fucking

425
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<v Speaker 1>white lady, like early seventies, maybe late late sixties, rough

426
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<v Speaker 1>slave owner, real seaside, look like like that guy, like, oh,

427
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<v Speaker 1>that's a brown person. No wait, they've just been cooked

428
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<v Speaker 1>in the sun.

429
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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's an Arab. Maybe it's James Earl Jones.

430
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<v Speaker 1>This lady was fucking sitting in the back of her van,

431
00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:53.359
<v Speaker 1>like the back door was open, right, And this was

432
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<v Speaker 1>on a side street in like a small town. It

433
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<v Speaker 1>was crazy where this lady was. I wish I could,

434
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<v Speaker 1>like I knew exactly, I wish I knew what street

435
00:23:02.480 --> 00:23:04.640
<v Speaker 1>it was so I could Google Maps and show you

436
00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:07.680
<v Speaker 1>she I mean, just like picture your street right or

437
00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:12.119
<v Speaker 1>you grew up on, like uh whatever by me, we're

438
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<v Speaker 1>your high school house, right, Okay? Picture just somebody around

439
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<v Speaker 1>the corner from you parking their van and then a

440
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<v Speaker 1>full New York Sobretts hot dog cart. This seventy year

441
00:23:26.759 --> 00:23:29.599
<v Speaker 1>old woman is dishing out dirty water dogs on a

442
00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:31.799
<v Speaker 1>fucking side street.

443
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<v Speaker 2>Huh. I don't understand. She's she's in the car dishing

444
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<v Speaker 2>out the dogs, or she's like set up shop.

445
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<v Speaker 1>So she has the no, she has a mini van

446
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<v Speaker 1>and she has the back up right Okay, okay, so

447
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<v Speaker 1>here's the back and so yeah, I'm sitting on the

448
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<v Speaker 1>EDDI so it's like a yes, correct, yeah, exactly exactly.

449
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<v Speaker 1>And she's sitting on the back. And sometimes I saw

450
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<v Speaker 1>three people like get hot dogs from her. I was

451
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<v Speaker 1>like the fuck, why would you do that? But again,

452
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<v Speaker 1>just a residential street.

453
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<v Speaker 2>Was it drugs? Was the hot dog? Drugs? Did you check?

454
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<v Speaker 1>Call? No? I did not. Well they were no, they

455
00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:10.200
<v Speaker 1>were hard working. They were like Mexican construction guys, so

456
00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:11.640
<v Speaker 1>they probably just wanted some grub.

457
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<v Speaker 2>So they like drugs too to to get through the

458
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<v Speaker 2>day working, Like do you think they want to have

459
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<v Speaker 2>to hear like all these complaints from these white guys like, oh,

460
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<v Speaker 2>make sure that the fucking walkway is symmetrical, Javier, I

461
00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:29.079
<v Speaker 2>don't even speak English. I don't know what it is symmetrical, you.

462
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<v Speaker 1>Know, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no, I don't think so.

463
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<v Speaker 1>I think he was.

464
00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Already gonna do it symmetrically. It's like, oh, he knows that,

465
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<v Speaker 2>but he doesn't know what that word in English. In Spanish,

466
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<v Speaker 2>it's like symmetrically, you know, yeah, he connection there, he's almos.

467
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<v Speaker 1>Gonna make it symmetrically. But then you know, this fucking

468
00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:52.440
<v Speaker 1>fat white man, probably Italian greaseball.

469
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<v Speaker 2>Or fucking English, they're the worst.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Uh No, my cat's English. He's fine, he's going, he's

471
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<v Speaker 1>only go one eye. That's weird.

472
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think my cat is African.

473
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<v Speaker 1>Probably. Why why did you assume that?

474
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<v Speaker 2>Well, because it's because it's well, you look it up.

475
00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:15.799
<v Speaker 2>If you look it up on your phone and you

476
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<v Speaker 2>click the little icon, like you know, you look at

477
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<v Speaker 2>the info and then it's like, oh, this is a

478
00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:22.359
<v Speaker 2>pet and you click it and you search it. The

479
00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:28.960
<v Speaker 2>AI says, it's like some you know, some fucking black Wildcat.

480
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<v Speaker 1>Boy could be from downtown Detroit.

481
00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it could be an inner city youth trying to

482
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<v Speaker 2>make money for his football team.

483
00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to sell these to make money for

484
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<v Speaker 1>my football team.

485
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<v Speaker 2>Please, do you want to help support the wildcast? Sir?

486
00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:48.160
<v Speaker 1>The wildcat They're always the Wildcats. They're always the Wildcats.

487
00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:55.519
<v Speaker 1>Fucking all right? What is your You know music better

488
00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:57.160
<v Speaker 1>than I do? Now, let me pick a piece of

489
00:25:57.240 --> 00:26:00.920
<v Speaker 1>music you have no concept of, because you don't probably

490
00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:04.000
<v Speaker 1>think they suck Lincoln Park? Were you a fan ever.

491
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:07.880
<v Speaker 2>The first Cup? For the first two albums they have?

492
00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:12.920
<v Speaker 2>They have two albums I really did greatly enjoy from

493
00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:18.039
<v Speaker 2>the maybe seventh grade, sixth grade to what is it?

494
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:19.119
<v Speaker 1>Which one?

495
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Heidi? Aura?

496
00:26:20.119 --> 00:26:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Was that? The one?

497
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Heis Mediora? Are the first two albums and then

498
00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:27.640
<v Speaker 2>they had one more after that that I thought was like, Okay,

499
00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:30.839
<v Speaker 2>there's some listenable songs, but there's a They're a different

500
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:34.119
<v Speaker 2>band now, right, Like they're making different music at this point,

501
00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:36.720
<v Speaker 2>and I kind of just lost interest. And I never

502
00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:40.279
<v Speaker 2>really enjoyed anything else I heard from them, but those

503
00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:44.319
<v Speaker 2>two albums. I don't. I can't. It's been years, honestly

504
00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:47.359
<v Speaker 2>since i've listened to either one of them, maybe more

505
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:49.400
<v Speaker 2>than one song. You know, I might have listened to

506
00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:53.960
<v Speaker 2>one song a few months ago, but I still have

507
00:26:54.039 --> 00:26:57.039
<v Speaker 2>fond memories. And I'm pretty sure if I try and

508
00:26:57.079 --> 00:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>listen to either one of those first two cover to cover,

509
00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:02.519
<v Speaker 2>even if I don't like love it, I'll still like

510
00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:05.079
<v Speaker 2>see like, oh, this is what I liked about it.

511
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:07.799
<v Speaker 2>This is what I still like about it, this is

512
00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:10.440
<v Speaker 2>what's corny, this is how it was influential. I'll be

513
00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:12.240
<v Speaker 2>able to get a lot of enjoyment out of it,

514
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:15.359
<v Speaker 2>for sure. But yeah, they're not a band that interests

515
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:20.480
<v Speaker 2>me at this point, especially now that they're singers.

516
00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:27.440
<v Speaker 1>The compression cut you off, but raspberries blank boink? Oh what.

517
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:33.720
<v Speaker 2>You know? Like now that he's slipped on a banana peel, I.

518
00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't know if that's too high. If the compression coat

519
00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:37.240
<v Speaker 1>killed himself, he killed himself.

520
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:43.400
<v Speaker 2>A fucking rode the train down to Hades.

521
00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:46.440
<v Speaker 1>So his son, Chester, Bennington's son, tweeted out Lincoln Park

522
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:49.039
<v Speaker 1>just announced their bringing on a new lead singer, a

523
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:53.200
<v Speaker 1>female co lead singer, Emily Armstrong. I don't know her,

524
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:53.880
<v Speaker 1>do you know her?

525
00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:57.920
<v Speaker 2>I hadn't known her at all before this announcement. I

526
00:27:58.319 --> 00:28:01.039
<v Speaker 2>will say this, though, I I know Lincoln Park has

527
00:28:01.079 --> 00:28:05.920
<v Speaker 2>super loyal fans. There's some bands that their fans precede

528
00:28:05.960 --> 00:28:10.200
<v Speaker 2>them in reputation. Slipknot is one. I think Insane clown

529
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Posse is one. This is one. Lincoln Park is one.

530
00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:18.319
<v Speaker 2>They have a super fucking loyal fan base. They have

531
00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:21.799
<v Speaker 2>a fan club. I forget what it's called, but it's

532
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:26.400
<v Speaker 2>like it's something relating to the first couple albums, like,

533
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.880
<v Speaker 2>but they have like a super loyal fan club that

534
00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:37.279
<v Speaker 2>does remixes, like is active in messaging, purchases live recordings,

535
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:43.640
<v Speaker 2>remix recordings, like, supports the individual members directly. They got

536
00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:48.640
<v Speaker 2>a loyal following. Okay, okay, but all right, so I thought,

537
00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:50.799
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm saying, Like, that's what I know about

538
00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Lincoln Park is like, damn, people fucking love this band.

539
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:58.119
<v Speaker 1>You know, Chester Bennington's kid came out and tweet it

540
00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:02.799
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Posted at the other lead singer, Mike Shower.

541
00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, he's the one who does the rap vocals.

542
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:09.599
<v Speaker 2>He's Asian, so it's extra awkward.

543
00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.079
<v Speaker 1>He wrote, Hey, Mike, people aren't having a difficult time

544
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:18.519
<v Speaker 1>wrapping their head around the prospect of Lincoln Park reinventing itself.

545
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:21.519
<v Speaker 1>They are having a hard time wrapping their head around

546
00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:26.279
<v Speaker 1>how you won hired your friend of many years, Emily

547
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Armstrong to replace Chester. B By the way, buddy, you

548
00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:38.279
<v Speaker 1>don't have to tag your dad's account anymore. He's dead Chester.

549
00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Let him accept it when he's ready, okay.

550
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Knowing Emily's history in the church and her history as

551
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:49.200
<v Speaker 1>an ally to Danny, Masterson quietly raised, here's what I

552
00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:49.599
<v Speaker 1>don't get.

553
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait a minute, is that the sex cult guy?

554
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:55.279
<v Speaker 1>That's no, that's the that seventies show guy.

555
00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:56.319
<v Speaker 2>What did he do again?

556
00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Hey? Raped?

557
00:29:58.480 --> 00:29:59.480
<v Speaker 2>How many rapes did he?

558
00:29:59.559 --> 00:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Do? I think? Want one? Or two?

559
00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:06.359
<v Speaker 2>How good is the evidence? Like? We can we be sure?

560
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Or like? Do we have to go to bath for

561
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:11.440
<v Speaker 2>this guy? And Scott Peterson his ass.

562
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was he said, she said, But.

563
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was two girls at one time.

564
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, yeah, no, not one time. No.

565
00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:22.759
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say it because I couldn't hold down

566
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:24.079
<v Speaker 2>and rape two bitches at once.

567
00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:26.839
<v Speaker 1>The judge goes, I don't want to hold two trials.

568
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:29.880
<v Speaker 1>You broads are gonna just be tried. You know, we're

569
00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:33.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna try. Danny Massison you're both gonna be co plaintiffs,

570
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:36.799
<v Speaker 1>and if you could kiss a little, I'd really enjoy

571
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.680
<v Speaker 1>watching that. It'll make my day a lot easier. Thank you.

572
00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Well. I can't say I remember all the details, but

573
00:30:42.519 --> 00:30:45.160
<v Speaker 2>I think the reason I mixed it up with the

574
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:48.279
<v Speaker 2>sex cult people is because I think he was pretty bad,

575
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:52.319
<v Speaker 2>pretty egregious in what he did to people's holes.

576
00:30:54.680 --> 00:30:59.000
<v Speaker 1>You're right, we should be sensitive about it, okay. In

577
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.079
<v Speaker 1>system was charged with raping a twenty three year old

578
00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:05.799
<v Speaker 1>woman in two thousand and one, a twenty eight year

579
00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:08.519
<v Speaker 1>old woman in early two thousand and three, and a

580
00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:11.279
<v Speaker 1>twenty three year old woman in late two thousand and three.

581
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Ok I gotta be honest with you. I get it.

582
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:21.279
<v Speaker 1>That's horrendous. Blah blah blah. Ladies, think about this one,

583
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:23.039
<v Speaker 1>this one right here, this twenty three year old in

584
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:27.079
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and one. She left him on the street

585
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:30.559
<v Speaker 1>for nineteen years to go commit other rapes, and he

586
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.599
<v Speaker 1>did in early two thousand and three and late two

587
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:36.279
<v Speaker 1>thousand and three. This girl, the first one, should be

588
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:37.799
<v Speaker 1>charged with two counts of rape.

589
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.720
<v Speaker 2>See, folks, that's why we should always blame the victim. Yes, yes,

590
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:43.599
<v Speaker 2>that way we get to leave victims.

591
00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get to the we get to the core

592
00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>of who's really at fault here. So this yeah, this

593
00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:54.960
<v Speaker 1>person defended Danny Masterson and I guess.

594
00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:58.640
<v Speaker 2>She's the Emily the news. Yes, Lincoln Park Okay.

595
00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:02.599
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, yes, yes, yes, And Nnington's kid is like, hey, no,

596
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:03.720
<v Speaker 1>it's not cool.

597
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:07.119
<v Speaker 2>On's he got another gripe after that, because I don't

598
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:08.400
<v Speaker 2>like scientology either.

599
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got two. So quietly erased my father's life

600
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:16.880
<v Speaker 1>and legacy in real time, not only during a band

601
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>interview meant to clear the air about certain aspects of

602
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:24.559
<v Speaker 1>Lincoln Park's history and future, but during International Suicide Prevention Month.

603
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:27.640
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest, it's always some kind of month.

604
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, always some kind of month. My favorite one

605
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:34.680
<v Speaker 1>is fucking P and VEG month. That's when you celebrate

606
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:37.599
<v Speaker 1>the union of man a woman. None of his P

607
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:39.799
<v Speaker 1>and the B stuff for the P and the A

608
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:43.039
<v Speaker 1>stuff or the P and the M stuff, only P

609
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and V VEG. Yeah. Yeah, So I assume when he

610
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:50.720
<v Speaker 1>says he erased his father's legacy, it was probably some bullshit, Like,

611
00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:52.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, I wrote most of the songs. I know,

612
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:55.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm the rapping Chinese guy and stuff and you would

613
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:57.759
<v Speaker 1>think the guy with the like actual vocal talents could

614
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:00.799
<v Speaker 1>do it. But I wrote like all the songs pretty much.

615
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:04.240
<v Speaker 2>I wrote the best lyrics. Actually, do you.

616
00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Have a favorite song? Yeah? I do? What is it?

617
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:07.279
<v Speaker 2>Never?

618
00:33:08.319 --> 00:33:08.680
<v Speaker 1>This one?

619
00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

620
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I wrote that one? Yeah?

621
00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wrote the lyrics and the music for that

622
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:14.079
<v Speaker 2>one and all the other ones on that album. So

623
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.160
<v Speaker 2>if you like that album especially, that's my album.

624
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 1>But if you don't like the album, Chester and his

625
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:19.160
<v Speaker 1>dumb soun wrote it.

626
00:33:19.440 --> 00:33:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, once the album started to turn into shit, even

627
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:25.799
<v Speaker 2>if they go back and forth, those are all chesters

628
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:29.599
<v Speaker 2>like he fucking sucks, dude, he fucking sucks so bad

629
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:34.519
<v Speaker 2>he had to kill himself over it. Here's here's so

630
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:36.880
<v Speaker 2>before we go any further with this, like, what do

631
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.759
<v Speaker 2>you think about Okay, so I don't know that it's

632
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<v Speaker 2>directly erasing the legacy or whatever, but what do you

633
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<v Speaker 2>think about like after a member of a band dies.

634
00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:52.559
<v Speaker 1>No, I was literally thinking of taking it there. Let's

635
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>finish this out because I have a full thing on that.

636
00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

637
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<v Speaker 1>So the third one was have refused to acknowledge the

638
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:02.000
<v Speaker 1>impact of hiring someone like Emily without so much as

639
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:05.799
<v Speaker 1>clarifying as a clarifying statement on the variety of victims

640
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:11.239
<v Speaker 1>that make you up your core fan base. So fuck,

641
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't read no acknowledgement of the way you groom

642
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:18.920
<v Speaker 1>your fan base, Chester Bennington, Chester's kids or family, my

643
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:22.559
<v Speaker 1>falling out with your wife Anna Shanoda, who cannot be mentioned,

644
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>either Danny Masters and victims, or even Emily's intimidation of

645
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:32.360
<v Speaker 1>those victims. So I read this. Emily broad put out

646
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:37.599
<v Speaker 1>a statement and said, uh, hey, I was asked to

647
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:39.079
<v Speaker 1>defend him. He was a friend of mine for a

648
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:41.159
<v Speaker 1>long time. I went to one of the early things.

649
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Once I found out what he did, I never saw

650
00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:47.280
<v Speaker 1>him again after That is what her statement was. She said,

651
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I never contacted him. I never once I realized the

652
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:53.800
<v Speaker 1>extent of what was going on. I gotta be honest.

653
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:55.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a shit about Lincoln Park. It doesn't

654
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:56.880
<v Speaker 1>sound like you give much of a shit either. But

655
00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:02.000
<v Speaker 1>disneyws story popped up sex stuff. So that's let's start

656
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:04.960
<v Speaker 1>with that question. I think you've said it before. You

657
00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:08.199
<v Speaker 1>don't care who someone is friends with.

658
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:14.199
<v Speaker 2>Well to a certain extent, like I think that I

659
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:17.400
<v Speaker 2>think that you can learn a lot about who someone

660
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:20.719
<v Speaker 2>is about someone by who they're friends with right, Like,

661
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:26.840
<v Speaker 2>so if you are acquainted with someone right and you

662
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:30.840
<v Speaker 2>notice that, geez, this person seems to hang around with

663
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:33.320
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of shady guys. Like there's a lot

664
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<v Speaker 2>of dudes with like track suits, gold chains and slick

665
00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:42.039
<v Speaker 2>back hair and spaghetti stains on their shirts that show

666
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:45.880
<v Speaker 2>up behind the office and drop off packages for Brendan

667
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>in accounting every every Tuesday, and like they're just some

668
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.480
<v Speaker 2>shady looking characters. When you ask him about it, he

669
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.480
<v Speaker 2>just kind of brushes it off and doesn't give you

670
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:57.199
<v Speaker 2>He gives you a non answer. You know, I think

671
00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:01.559
<v Speaker 2>there's something weird about about that. You don't. You don't

672
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:05.199
<v Speaker 2>know enough to know that. Look, if Brendan comes up

673
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:09.039
<v Speaker 2>to you and asks you to print out, hey, can

674
00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:11.559
<v Speaker 2>you can you print this report for me? Because I

675
00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:13.440
<v Speaker 2>don't have time to do it, you don't have enough

676
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:15.760
<v Speaker 2>to think like, oh, well, this guy is a bad guy.

677
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:18.239
<v Speaker 2>He's definitely trying to get he's trying to get me fired.

678
00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:20.280
<v Speaker 2>He's trying to get me to do something that I

679
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:22.320
<v Speaker 2>would never like, you don't have enough for that, but

680
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.599
<v Speaker 2>you do have enough to be a little suspicious and

681
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:29.199
<v Speaker 2>maybe and maybe double check, like, okay, is everything that

682
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:33.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing being asked to do allowable like you know

683
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:35.800
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. It gives you a little bit of

684
00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:40.360
<v Speaker 2>a barometer. But I do think that there's stuff you

685
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:43.320
<v Speaker 2>can learn. But I wouldn't say, like outright like because

686
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.880
<v Speaker 2>somebody's friends with X, you shouldn't hang out with them.

687
00:36:47.760 --> 00:36:51.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess it would depend on what.

688
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:54.440
<v Speaker 2>A child rapist or something. I mean, it's that like

689
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:56.880
<v Speaker 2>I feel like those are obvious things though, you know.

690
00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I guess, but that was the one of that was

691
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:01.920
<v Speaker 1>one you've defended it before.

692
00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Well I think I probably defended it from a place

693
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:10.000
<v Speaker 2>of being rhetorical, like I'm not hanging out with a

694
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:10.719
<v Speaker 2>child rapist.

695
00:37:11.559 --> 00:37:14.239
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Gnom Chomsky when they asked him

696
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:16.840
<v Speaker 1>about Epstein and he was like he was my friend.

697
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:17.960
<v Speaker 1>That's all there is too.

698
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:20.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I hated that answer. I thought that was

699
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:21.079
<v Speaker 2>a horrible answer.

700
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<v Speaker 1>You you oh, but you told me you were like,

701
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:26.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a shit who were friends with. I

702
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:29.440
<v Speaker 1>mean that stuck with me because only because I was like,

703
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:31.679
<v Speaker 1>like I kind of got it, like if they you know,

704
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:36.480
<v Speaker 1>if they when they find out your file and I'm

705
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.039
<v Speaker 1>still be like, man, you know, all the good times

706
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:41.119
<v Speaker 1>and this and that, Like if they found child porn

707
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.840
<v Speaker 1>all over your I would be like, oh, he's a monster,

708
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:48.000
<v Speaker 1>he's disgusting. But at the same time I'd be like, yeah,

709
00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:49.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean the good times when you.

710
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Would warn a certain person who's gone right, you would

711
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.559
<v Speaker 2>mourn even if that person had something hidden that you

712
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:01.480
<v Speaker 2>just shattered that image. You're still holding on to this

713
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:06.679
<v Speaker 2>fake image that you're this half truth, you know, this

714
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:10.039
<v Speaker 2>sure partial version of them, and that's like it's just

715
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:12.840
<v Speaker 2>human nature, right, Like you can't deny that that would happen.

716
00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:15.559
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I can totally see myself making that argument,

717
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:18.800
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, I stand by that, But I'm still not

718
00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:20.800
<v Speaker 2>going to hang out with no fucking child rapist.

719
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:24.199
<v Speaker 1>So what about what about Danny Masterson? What if you

720
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:25.280
<v Speaker 1>were friends with him?

721
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, see that. I'll be honest with you, dude,

722
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:34.039
<v Speaker 2>My cutoff is pretty like your drama doesn't have to

723
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:36.760
<v Speaker 2>be high for me to decide it's too much for me,

724
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:41.039
<v Speaker 2>you know, like I don't want to hear Like basically,

725
00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:44.559
<v Speaker 2>if you're a pedophile, I'll hang out with you, just

726
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:47.920
<v Speaker 2>be certain that I never ever ever find out, you know,

727
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:51.039
<v Speaker 2>hide it from me.

728
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you've hung out with pedophiles before. Yeah, of course, yeah, sure,

729
00:38:56.679 --> 00:38:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I've had some in my family. It's all good.

730
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Sure about a couple, yeah, uh, okay, reboots shit like that.

731
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, here's how I feel nothing has to destroy the original.

732
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.639
<v Speaker 1>The original will always be right where it is. You

733
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:18.639
<v Speaker 1>can always go back and enjoy it. Unless Okay, here's

734
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:21.360
<v Speaker 1>why I don't like it. Ready, reboot a movie a

735
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:24.360
<v Speaker 1>thousand times, do a thousand sequels. I don't care. If

736
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:27.480
<v Speaker 1>it's good, I'll enjoy it. If it's bad, it doesn't

737
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:29.360
<v Speaker 1>make me go. Well, that one was shit. I love

738
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the first mission, impossible, the second one is a total

739
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:33.199
<v Speaker 1>piece of shit.

740
00:39:33.320 --> 00:39:34.760
<v Speaker 2>The third one's an improvement, and.

741
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:39.039
<v Speaker 1>Then they get real silly after that. Exactly right.

742
00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:42.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that they get Okay, they get real silly, silly,

743
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:45.079
<v Speaker 2>but they're also like, yeah, I didn't say they're bad.

744
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:48.519
<v Speaker 1>I said they're silly. You know what. Silly Crank is

745
00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:53.079
<v Speaker 1>silly to me, and so are Jigsaw movies silly silly Jigsaw.

746
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:54.320
<v Speaker 2>I got to watch that one.

747
00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:58.079
<v Speaker 1>So I I got drunk or something, and it wasn't

748
00:39:58.199 --> 00:39:58.639
<v Speaker 1>very good.

749
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:01.960
<v Speaker 2>But Boswan, that's my fucking kids who.

750
00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Never hurts the original. I'll tell you. I will take

751
00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:10.480
<v Speaker 1>a thousand shitty black female trans led Star Wars movies. Okay,

752
00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:14.119
<v Speaker 1>I will take a thousand more of them if they

753
00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:17.440
<v Speaker 1>stop fucking with the old films and stop editing them

754
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:20.000
<v Speaker 1>and then only saying you can take like for a

755
00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:23.199
<v Speaker 1>while Lucas edited and put in all that other bullshit.

756
00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, like to the original Star Wars movies. But

757
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:29.599
<v Speaker 1>then was like, you can only buy this copy, you

758
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:32.079
<v Speaker 1>can only buy this version. This is I hate that.

759
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:35.039
<v Speaker 2>I agree, that's bullshit. Like I think that once the

760
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:38.360
<v Speaker 2>art is out, it belongs to the fan. Like the

761
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:42.519
<v Speaker 2>artists can keep redoing their art as much as they want, right,

762
00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:45.800
<v Speaker 2>but they have no authority. I mean legally they do,

763
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>but it's just in my eyes, they have no authority

764
00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:52.360
<v Speaker 2>to be like, look, I know that you prefer the original,

765
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:55.199
<v Speaker 2>but you will only ever be able to get the

766
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:58.280
<v Speaker 2>new one. It's like, I think that's bullshit. It's like

767
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:00.880
<v Speaker 2>I think, if you're an artist, should let the fan

768
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.719
<v Speaker 2>have whatever version of your art they prefer, you know,

769
00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:07.559
<v Speaker 2>because that's the one that makes them feel good or

770
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:09.320
<v Speaker 2>that makes them moved or whatever.

771
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.920
<v Speaker 1>And most of the time, especially with classic movies, you

772
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:15.400
<v Speaker 1>they were perfect. They were classic, even if there was

773
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:19.159
<v Speaker 1>a little thing the mona. Lisa doesn't need bigger tits, Okay.

774
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:20.079
<v Speaker 2>I mean it wouldn't hurt.

775
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:22.960
<v Speaker 1>No, you're right, it wouldn't hurt if she had a big,

776
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:24.000
<v Speaker 1>fat rack on her.

777
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, in her fucking pussy was all trimmed up

778
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.239
<v Speaker 2>and then you know get they cleaned the fucking fleas

779
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.679
<v Speaker 2>out of it during I guess that was the puponic

780
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:32.400
<v Speaker 2>plague times.

781
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Make her like half Puerto Rican two oh.

782
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and make the other half tie.

783
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:45.639
<v Speaker 1>But uh, sequels reboots doesn't hurt the original to me.

784
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:48.199
<v Speaker 1>To me, same thing with music, if you want to

785
00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:51.400
<v Speaker 1>go out on a new lead singer, like how many

786
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:54.159
<v Speaker 1>times how many bands are there where there's an album

787
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you don't like because the direction changed and you kind

788
00:41:56.920 --> 00:41:58.199
<v Speaker 1>of just didn't follow with it.

789
00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:00.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that happens all the time. Like and I'm

790
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm hurt the original I liked. Yeah, sure, you know.

791
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. The only thing that hurts originals

792
00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:09.880
<v Speaker 2>is when the artist goes on Joe Rogan and talks

793
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:13.119
<v Speaker 2>about how the Jews are a genocidal race of fucking

794
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:15.039
<v Speaker 2>demon nutters.

795
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:18.679
<v Speaker 1>Not true. Because I was listening to a runaway in

796
00:42:18.760 --> 00:42:21.639
<v Speaker 1>the car on the way home. That's my driving gen

797
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:23.400
<v Speaker 1>home from a doctor's visit.

798
00:42:23.360 --> 00:42:25.119
<v Speaker 2>So on a way that blues traveler.

799
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:27.159
<v Speaker 1>No, it's Kanye West.

800
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, that I was talking about Roger Waters. You

801
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:33.199
<v Speaker 2>were talking about the other anti semite who went on

802
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Joe Rogan and.

803
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the other one. I thought you're doing with Brett

804
00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:41.079
<v Speaker 1>Weinstein for a second.

805
00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:44.360
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about the black anti semite who went

806
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:44.760
<v Speaker 2>on there.

807
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:50.639
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know what if a black guy from Chicago

808
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:54.239
<v Speaker 1>and a posh or I guess a poor British guy.

809
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:56.519
<v Speaker 1>What was he? It's not posh now either.

810
00:42:56.920 --> 00:42:57.559
<v Speaker 2>Roger Waters?

811
00:42:57.679 --> 00:42:59.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was he working class?

812
00:42:59.360 --> 00:43:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I think he grew up not super Yeah, I guess

813
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:02.199
<v Speaker 2>he was.

814
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:05.599
<v Speaker 1>He had to working class. Yeah, yeah, but dare.

815
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:08.920
<v Speaker 2>His dad died and I think they that his mom

816
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:11.199
<v Speaker 2>was like a teacher and that they got money from

817
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:14.320
<v Speaker 2>the government and stuff. But I don't think that he

818
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.840
<v Speaker 2>grew up super poor. I think all the members of

819
00:43:17.880 --> 00:43:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Pink Floyd, I think they met in an art school.

820
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, like Ozzie would talk about fucking you know,

821
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:29.440
<v Speaker 1>taping shoes and chea. They fucking poor, right.

822
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:30.280
<v Speaker 2>He was a piece of ship.

823
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So if you can have those guys you know,

824
00:43:33.639 --> 00:43:38.159
<v Speaker 1>the working class in England and the you know, poor

825
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:41.639
<v Speaker 1>part of southside of Chicago come together and go, we

826
00:43:41.719 --> 00:43:44.360
<v Speaker 1>hate these people. I don't know, maybe there's a point.

827
00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe they maybe or something to it, you know,

828
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:52.960
<v Speaker 2>former Union, you know, maybe come up with some sort

829
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:55.639
<v Speaker 2>of logo or something that signifies what you mean.

830
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Take an old logo, repurpose it.

831
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<v Speaker 2>Dude. If people like had some real fucking initiative and

832
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:05.039
<v Speaker 2>some gumption and some drive and some ingenuity, that's what

833
00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.519
<v Speaker 2>they would do is be like, Okay, here's how I

834
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:11.920
<v Speaker 2>want to reshape the world. How do I get my opposition? Like?

835
00:44:11.960 --> 00:44:15.920
<v Speaker 2>How do I see this idea into my opposition? Right? Like,

836
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:18.320
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'd be doing. I'd be doing some fucking

837
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.119
<v Speaker 2>social engineering shit like that.

838
00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Not me. I'd be like, how can I seed the clouds?

839
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I need to control this weather?

840
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:32.800
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, how can I seed everyone in the crowd? Fucked?

841
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:40.519
<v Speaker 1>There was something I was going to bring up to you, Oh.

842
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Lincoln Park. You don't care about reboots? You know, the

843
00:44:41.119 --> 00:44:48.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking artists for Jewish people, anti Semitism artists. Cool? Okay, Uh,

844
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:50.639
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't diminish the original.

845
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:52.719
<v Speaker 1>And no, I think it was Rogan. I think I

846
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:54.519
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say something about Brett Weinstein.

847
00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Ah, he's a fucking idiot, would see.

848
00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know what, he had a bunch of

849
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:00.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking hits and miss.

850
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:03.679
<v Speaker 2>He looks like if Fred Savage from The Wonder Years,

851
00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:06.679
<v Speaker 2>Like if you've just if the camera never stopped rolling

852
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:09.599
<v Speaker 2>after the last episode and his life just became a

853
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:12.880
<v Speaker 2>literal Truman show, that would be Fred Savage.

854
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:18.039
<v Speaker 1>Now I okay, so here, let me give you a rundown. Ready.

855
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

856
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Brett thinks that aliens aren't real until he sees physical

857
00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:27.119
<v Speaker 1>proof of them. Not a fan of that, Okay, just

858
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:31.840
<v Speaker 1>accept it. They're here with it, they walk amongst us.

859
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Brett breaks down things about the vaccine that actually do

860
00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:36.880
<v Speaker 1>make sense.

861
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Ding ding ding ding.

862
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I like that. Then Brett goes on to say that

863
00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:44.239
<v Speaker 1>polio is not real. I don't know about that.

864
00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:47.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Uh did he really say that or did he

865
00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:49.719
<v Speaker 2>say like we eliminated polio?

866
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Like no, he he He explained an alternate theory that

867
00:45:55.320 --> 00:45:58.199
<v Speaker 1>other people have had about what polio was at the time,

868
00:45:58.280 --> 00:46:00.039
<v Speaker 1>not that polio doesn't exist.

869
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Just that, but he subscribed.

870
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:05.519
<v Speaker 1>That.

871
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.199
<v Speaker 2>No, leave it or was he just elucidating it?

872
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:12.639
<v Speaker 1>No? He was, I forget. I don't remember, honestly, I don't.

873
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:13.920
<v Speaker 2>I just makes a difference, you know.

874
00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:17.079
<v Speaker 1>I remember, I remember thinking up these major bullet points

875
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:18.960
<v Speaker 1>because I was going to text it to you with

876
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:21.559
<v Speaker 1>like thumbs up and thumbs down and whatever and ship

877
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:24.559
<v Speaker 1>like that. He had one more that I really like.

878
00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh he explained about the vaccines why the one part

879
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:30.079
<v Speaker 1>of it could be somewhat dangerous. And it's not so

880
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:32.199
<v Speaker 1>much that there's a problem with the vaccine. It was

881
00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:37.440
<v Speaker 1>just people weren't trained properly. No, the one the one

882
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.280
<v Speaker 1>thing did make sense. The whatever. We'll talk about this

883
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:42.639
<v Speaker 1>off air, we'll only talk about it. But there was

884
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:46.559
<v Speaker 1>one more WinStar thing. Fuck, what was the one more thing?

885
00:46:48.079 --> 00:46:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude? Was he implicated in that whole Harvey Weinstein thing?

886
00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:55.039
<v Speaker 1>No, oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Harvey just

887
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:56.800
<v Speaker 1>went to the fucking hospital today.

888
00:46:57.079 --> 00:46:58.880
<v Speaker 2>How was he going off to die?

889
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't, I don't know. He might be let's see Harvey.

890
00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, imagine all the folks who are gonna mourn

891
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:10.800
<v Speaker 2>the Harvey they knew and loved, you know, the guy.

892
00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Everybody said, Oh, maybe he's a little too handsy with

893
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:15.840
<v Speaker 2>the girls, and maybe he likes to ejaculate on the

894
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:18.239
<v Speaker 2>gals before they get the part, and maybe he likes

895
00:47:18.280 --> 00:47:20.800
<v Speaker 2>to fuck the girls in the ass before before you

896
00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:23.000
<v Speaker 2>sign the contract with him and give him the roll.

897
00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:29.159
<v Speaker 1>One hour ago, Harvey Weinstein Weinstein Stein rushed from Rikers

898
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Island to hospital for emergency heart surgery.

899
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:37.199
<v Speaker 2>He's oh, he's dead already. Yeah, Riker's Island, dude, I

900
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:42.719
<v Speaker 2>mean yeah, it's Peter Steele from a Typo negative. He

901
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:45.760
<v Speaker 2>went to Rikers Island for for some shit. I don't

902
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:49.039
<v Speaker 2>remember what the charges were, but yeah, then he died

903
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.639
<v Speaker 2>a couple of years later. Okay, okay, but you know,

904
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:54.880
<v Speaker 2>it takes a toll on you, man, It really catches

905
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:55.360
<v Speaker 2>up with you.

906
00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Interesting. Interesting. Fuck. What was the thing I was going

907
00:47:59.400 --> 00:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>to bring up to.

908
00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:01.920
<v Speaker 2>You, Beetlejuice? It was pretty good.

909
00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, good to hear. No, it wasn't that though.

910
00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:08.719
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't that great. You're right, it had some good moments.

911
00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:14.199
<v Speaker 2>I saw the play the musical Beetlejuice to play. So

912
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.159
<v Speaker 2>the movie I just watch is a musical.

913
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:19.079
<v Speaker 1>No, it's a third story, I believe.

914
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, God, damn, I can't keep up up with

915
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:23.039
<v Speaker 2>all these stories.

916
00:48:23.639 --> 00:48:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Uh, it was all right. They have a fat guy

917
00:48:26.840 --> 00:48:30.440
<v Speaker 1>play him though, so that's it was kind.

918
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Of fat in the new movie. He had like a

919
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:34.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking fat stomach or whatever. It was cool.

920
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:39.639
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean he's here like, this is him. He's

921
00:48:39.679 --> 00:48:42.000
<v Speaker 1>just some fat guy. He's got a beard. Hey, shave

922
00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.400
<v Speaker 1>your fucking beard. Man, what are you doing?

923
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:49.559
<v Speaker 2>That looks like? Uh, it looks like a guy I

924
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:50.000
<v Speaker 2>work with.

925
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think it does. I don't think

926
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:56.119
<v Speaker 1>it's just a guy you work with. No, I didn't.

927
00:48:56.280 --> 00:48:59.159
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Actually I watched it in New York City.

928
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:04.800
<v Speaker 2>What a shithole dump? I saw rocky horror picture so

929
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:07.519
<v Speaker 2>in New York City, did you? Yeah?

930
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:09.519
<v Speaker 1>I hated it was that with skunk Pussy.

931
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:10.800
<v Speaker 2>It was with skunk Pussy.

932
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:15.639
<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh yeah, I can't do I can't do that shit.

933
00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh like that trendy again, we're gonna talk about that

934
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:21.840
<v Speaker 1>in the Patreon I went and did like a like

935
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:25.760
<v Speaker 1>a ooh, this is what people in their early thirties

936
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and twenty four do or late thirties whatever. You know.

937
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:32.039
<v Speaker 2>I count so much into doing I hate things, but

938
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:36.039
<v Speaker 2>I am I am into doing so when things look

939
00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:39.360
<v Speaker 2>exciting to me, regardless of whether they're trendy or not,

940
00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I want to do them. So it's how trendy they

941
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:46.280
<v Speaker 2>are impacts my enjoyment of them a lot of the time.

942
00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:50.039
<v Speaker 2>So a lot of the times something will come out

943
00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:53.679
<v Speaker 2>and I will want to partake in it and it'll

944
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:56.079
<v Speaker 2>be new, and so then there's a bunch of fucking

945
00:49:56.079 --> 00:49:59.239
<v Speaker 2>people there, right, And then it's like when the axe

946
00:49:59.280 --> 00:50:03.119
<v Speaker 2>bar ope and here in Reno. I avoided that thing,

947
00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:06.239
<v Speaker 2>like the fucking plague for a long time because everyone

948
00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:09.199
<v Speaker 2>was always talking about axbar axbar axbar axe bar and

949
00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:13.039
<v Speaker 2>sure enough, throwing axes. Yeah, you go and drink a

950
00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:17.039
<v Speaker 2>bunch of alcohol and then you throw big metal, sharpened

951
00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:19.880
<v Speaker 2>objects at a wall that bounces them back at you

952
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:23.679
<v Speaker 2>if you miss. It is genius. Is a genius idea.

953
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:28.840
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I knew it was gonna be just fucking slammed, right,

954
00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:31.519
<v Speaker 2>and I just wanted to go and show everybody how

955
00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:34.920
<v Speaker 2>good I was a throwing an axe. So I went.

956
00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:38.079
<v Speaker 2>It was really fucking frustrating, and just like I knew,

957
00:50:38.119 --> 00:50:40.159
<v Speaker 2>there was all these people there and they kept breaking

958
00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:42.960
<v Speaker 2>my concentration. So the axe kept on not landing, and

959
00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:45.599
<v Speaker 2>it would bounce back and almost hit everybody, and it

960
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:50.679
<v Speaker 2>got really embarrassed because normally I throw acts really good.

961
00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:53.679
<v Speaker 1>They have they have axe throwing at the porn convention.

962
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:59.159
<v Speaker 2>What did they throw chicks fucking spread volva? No, I

963
00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:00.840
<v Speaker 2>don't know why that it out of the air with

964
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:02.159
<v Speaker 2>their fucking labia.

965
00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:04.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why they have it there, but they

966
00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:06.400
<v Speaker 1>have it, and it always terrifies me every year.

967
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Like it's a it's a bad thing. It's like uh,

968
00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:19.239
<v Speaker 2>air races or mutton busting. Is mutton busting it's when

969
00:51:19.239 --> 00:51:23.360
<v Speaker 2>you take like a baby animal that like a like

970
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:26.320
<v Speaker 2>a baby cow or a baby big horn sheep or

971
00:51:26.360 --> 00:51:30.840
<v Speaker 2>something after this, after that, and then you let it.

972
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:33.480
<v Speaker 2>It's it's basically like when you go to a rodeo.

973
00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:36.639
<v Speaker 2>In between the rounds, they'll have like a kid come

974
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:39.119
<v Speaker 2>out or a bunch of kids come out, and they'll

975
00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:43.719
<v Speaker 2>chase a baby animal around, right, But what ends up

976
00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:47.199
<v Speaker 2>happening inevitably is that the baby cow runs way faster

977
00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:49.400
<v Speaker 2>than all the six year olds that were sent out

978
00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:52.440
<v Speaker 2>there by their grandparents to chase this thing, and they

979
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:55.800
<v Speaker 2>end up getting trampled like on their they fucking get

980
00:51:55.800 --> 00:51:58.559
<v Speaker 2>their heads stepped on and ship by these fucking mutton

981
00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:02.159
<v Speaker 2>which I believe is a sheep, a baby sheep, and

982
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:03.960
<v Speaker 2>they just get like a bunch of brain damage and

983
00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:06.880
<v Speaker 2>shit and then they go and you know, create the

984
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:09.239
<v Speaker 2>political future of the country for the next thirty years

985
00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:12.280
<v Speaker 2>because they're demographic of the voting public.

986
00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Uh we uh. We had to go in the other

987
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:20.880
<v Speaker 1>day for Jen's deposition. Right, Oh god, what did she do?

988
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Killed someone?

989
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

990
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:29.280
<v Speaker 1>No, uh, but we had to go in. She was fooling.

991
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:31.280
<v Speaker 1>She got hit by the bus two years ago.

992
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:34.119
<v Speaker 2>That's right, that woman who worked for the bus company

993
00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:36.599
<v Speaker 2>ran her over with the bus.

994
00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, runder over, no t bonder car going through stuff.

995
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:42.199
<v Speaker 1>We watched the video. Okay, so here's the thing.

996
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you got to see a video.

997
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.760
<v Speaker 1>We had to see the woman's dash cam video facing

998
00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:49.440
<v Speaker 1>out of her plowing into Gen.

999
00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:52.239
<v Speaker 2>So you saw her pov essentially.

1000
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:55.239
<v Speaker 1>A little too high up. You could just see the

1001
00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:57.519
<v Speaker 1>top of Gen's car. Unfortunately, I wish it was just

1002
00:52:57.599 --> 00:52:59.920
<v Speaker 1>at the front of the fucking shoe bus.

1003
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, if her head was busted through the if

1004
00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:06.599
<v Speaker 2>her head was busted through the ceiling of the car.

1005
00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Right, No, it was mounted to the dashboard.

1006
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Her cam was mounted to Yes. Oh so like if

1007
00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:16.079
<v Speaker 2>you're sitting on the wheel with your head on the wheel.

1008
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:19.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, Like you can't really see that well, you

1009
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:21.239
<v Speaker 1>can kind of see like the top and like what

1010
00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:24.800
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to read the sticker. That's true. Uh so

1011
00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:28.559
<v Speaker 1>fucking yeah. We saw the video and Jen had to

1012
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:33.559
<v Speaker 1>like give a three hour fucking recounting of everything she remembers,

1013
00:53:33.639 --> 00:53:36.960
<v Speaker 1>and she kind of paint in the second half. She did,

1014
00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:40.559
<v Speaker 1>and I told her to say, oh good, Hell, I

1015
00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:47.000
<v Speaker 1>realized how good of a fucking victim I would be.

1016
00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:51.239
<v Speaker 1>I would be so good of a victim. Okay, Jen

1017
00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:53.800
<v Speaker 1>wants to sit there at the crisis. Jen sits there

1018
00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:55.480
<v Speaker 1>and just tells the truth the whole time.

1019
00:53:56.039 --> 00:53:59.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, dude, you gotta lie and make it way scarier

1020
00:53:59.079 --> 00:53:59.960
<v Speaker 2>and more victimized.

1021
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:04.679
<v Speaker 1>Her whole thing was like, so they said, the guy's like,

1022
00:54:04.840 --> 00:54:07.360
<v Speaker 1>tell me you know what happened, Tell me what happened.

1023
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:12.280
<v Speaker 1>And Jen has to say this word. I called her

1024
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:15.199
<v Speaker 1>the inWORD. Uh careful about that?

1025
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Why? Uh?

1026
00:54:16.519 --> 00:54:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Jen has to say this? I left my house. I

1027
00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>was going straight on this road. I noticed the bus

1028
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:27.199
<v Speaker 1>coming up to the stop sign. It never stopped at

1029
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:29.920
<v Speaker 1>the stop sign. Hits me in the side. That was

1030
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:34.639
<v Speaker 1>the next thing I knew okay. Yeah, Jen is like

1031
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:37.519
<v Speaker 1>I left the house and I went up the road

1032
00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:40.079
<v Speaker 1>and got hit by a bus. And it's like no, no, no,

1033
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:43.400
<v Speaker 1>we need you to recount this, Like he's not the

1034
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:45.400
<v Speaker 1>lawyers like trying to walk us through.

1035
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.000
<v Speaker 2>It, but he's not storyteller.

1036
00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Eas yes, one hundred, that's the problem. Yeah, yeah, prep

1037
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:53.559
<v Speaker 1>for that day, folks, when Shane can't record and I

1038
00:54:53.599 --> 00:54:55.400
<v Speaker 1>have to hop on here with Jen and it's just

1039
00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:57.559
<v Speaker 1>me going, you gotta say something.

1040
00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:00.639
<v Speaker 2>You didn't prep her for that beforehand, and like Walker,

1041
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:02.960
<v Speaker 2>like try and do your best, like I try her.

1042
00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:07.880
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is, it's anxiety, and she yeah,

1043
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:08.480
<v Speaker 1>the whole.

1044
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Time, like in the moment, it's impossible. Yeah, told me

1045
00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:12.519
<v Speaker 2>the entire time.

1046
00:55:13.159 --> 00:55:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Her chest feels tight, she feels hot, she feels like scared,

1047
00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:21.320
<v Speaker 1>like she doesn't she's thinking of all the scary dress

1048
00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:23.559
<v Speaker 1>where she could do something wrong. Well I didn't, haven't

1049
00:55:23.559 --> 00:55:26.400
<v Speaker 1>it And she's got some her casette left over, but

1050
00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that that would have worked.

1051
00:55:27.880 --> 00:55:29.280
<v Speaker 2>That would have made her feel confident.

1052
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.440
<v Speaker 1>She probably would. So how are you feeling it's injury.

1053
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:33.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling fucking great.

1054
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I feel so good now that I got injured.

1055
00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:41.320
<v Speaker 1>They offer us two grand She's doing fine. Look, she's

1056
00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:42.440
<v Speaker 1>smiling the whole time.

1057
00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:45.960
<v Speaker 2>So the attorney's walking her through this thing. Are they

1058
00:55:46.039 --> 00:55:49.280
<v Speaker 2>like being aggressive? Are they being like gentle and sweet?

1059
00:55:49.840 --> 00:55:53.480
<v Speaker 1>No? But I worry that they thought they had a

1060
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:56.920
<v Speaker 1>better case and then they may have seen her ability

1061
00:55:56.960 --> 00:56:00.880
<v Speaker 1>to deliver on the stand. Uh, which is all you're doing.

1062
00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:04.599
<v Speaker 1>You're doing these depositions. You're seeing how well you're going

1063
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.800
<v Speaker 1>to be able to pitch your case to a jury.

1064
00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, so how did the video look, Because it's

1065
00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:14.880
<v Speaker 2>you're right, they got to pitch the case to the jury.

1066
00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:18.800
<v Speaker 2>But the testimony is just one aspect of this, right,

1067
00:56:18.920 --> 00:56:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Like what the video show.

1068
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Video showed more of a rolling stop than I had thought.

1069
00:56:25.800 --> 00:56:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Actually for the bus, remember yeah maybe, oh yeah, she

1070
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:31.880
<v Speaker 1>was totally in the wrong, but I thought she blew

1071
00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:34.960
<v Speaker 1>straight through the stop sign. She did like slow down

1072
00:56:35.119 --> 00:56:37.599
<v Speaker 1>the stop sign and then continue on and plow right

1073
00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:38.519
<v Speaker 1>into the side of jen.

1074
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:43.320
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's even more inexcusable, right, Like, she

1075
00:56:43.559 --> 00:56:45.639
<v Speaker 2>just got to go in through the motions, right like,

1076
00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:47.960
<v Speaker 2>and a good lawyer is going to know how to

1077
00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:50.400
<v Speaker 2>how to spin this, right, But think about it, It's

1078
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:53.880
<v Speaker 2>like the rule is you come to a complete stop

1079
00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:57.159
<v Speaker 2>for a reason. And this bitch, she is the she's

1080
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:02.480
<v Speaker 2>proving the point, right, like you come to a complete

1081
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:06.079
<v Speaker 2>stop because you're not getting the full frame of you.

1082
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:09.280
<v Speaker 2>He'll read it out of the DMV handbook. What doesn't matter, right, right,

1083
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:12.199
<v Speaker 2>But the point, the point is like if she had

1084
00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:18.159
<v Speaker 2>just blown through, as a as her attorney, the murderer,

1085
00:57:18.239 --> 00:57:23.199
<v Speaker 2>the attempted murderer, I would I would be saying, like, look,

1086
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:25.880
<v Speaker 2>she just blew through. She didn't see the stop sign.

1087
00:57:26.159 --> 00:57:29.920
<v Speaker 2>You know, it was obstructed by a kid's backpack, which

1088
00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:31.679
<v Speaker 2>you could you know, he was swinging it around. You

1089
00:57:31.719 --> 00:57:34.519
<v Speaker 2>can't see it because it's off camera. Like I would

1090
00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:36.760
<v Speaker 2>be building a case around that. But it's like, oh no,

1091
00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:38.599
<v Speaker 2>she knew the stop sign was there.

1092
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:42.480
<v Speaker 1>She there's a video of this. The stop sign is

1093
00:57:42.559 --> 00:57:46.079
<v Speaker 1>prominently displayed in the video too, and it's a slow down,

1094
00:57:46.199 --> 00:57:49.039
<v Speaker 1>keep going. Glass explodes, you know.

1095
00:57:49.599 --> 00:57:53.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, idiot, that woman. She should have known. If I

1096
00:57:53.159 --> 00:57:55.239
<v Speaker 2>have a dash can on here, they're going to see

1097
00:57:55.239 --> 00:57:57.320
<v Speaker 2>how bad of a driver I am, and then the

1098
00:57:57.320 --> 00:57:59.719
<v Speaker 2>companies don't have to pay out, you know, two thousand

1099
00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:00.920
<v Speaker 2>dollars to this white lady.

1100
00:58:01.320 --> 00:58:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I was looking this one person got twelve million dollars.

1101
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:09.320
<v Speaker 1>It's fucked up. Actually, shit, these these two kids died.

1102
00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:12.280
<v Speaker 1>This is what tells you the legal system is fucked right,

1103
00:58:12.360 --> 00:58:16.159
<v Speaker 1>this school bus driver not in gens accident, two kids died. Yeah,

1104
00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:17.599
<v Speaker 1>how much money am I getting?

1105
00:58:18.079 --> 00:58:21.880
<v Speaker 2>That'd be so funny if they're the two kids who died.

1106
00:58:21.880 --> 00:58:24.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like, hey, you know, like the parents sign a

1107
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:26.719
<v Speaker 2>contract every year when the kids get on the school bus.

1108
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:29.480
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's part of like being in the school.

1109
00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Like I have to sign contracts all the time, Like

1110
00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:34.719
<v Speaker 2>do you want do you give the teachers permission to

1111
00:58:34.760 --> 00:58:36.559
<v Speaker 2>be around the kids when they go on field trips?

1112
00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you give your kid permission to leave for field trips?

1113
00:58:39.480 --> 00:58:42.880
<v Speaker 2>To see this video? All this shit substitutes to be

1114
00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:45.840
<v Speaker 2>around your kid, all this stuff, different things you have

1115
00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:48.639
<v Speaker 2>to sign off for. I would just assume, like if

1116
00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:51.239
<v Speaker 2>your kid dies in a school bus crash, like shit

1117
00:58:51.280 --> 00:58:51.719
<v Speaker 2>out of luck.

1118
00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:54.880
<v Speaker 1>You know you can't see that there's a thousand dollars

1119
00:58:54.880 --> 00:58:57.239
<v Speaker 1>penalty for the school, they just pay pay you one

1120
00:58:57.280 --> 00:59:02.519
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. It'll cover one of those cardboard bucks. Yeah yeah,

1121
00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:08.960
<v Speaker 1>run by the school. Yeah. So but just just again,

1122
00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:11.320
<v Speaker 1>these guys were trying to coach her in how to

1123
00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:15.679
<v Speaker 1>say the truth everything they were telling her. Say the truth,

1124
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:17.519
<v Speaker 1>but you have to say it in a way that

1125
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:20.599
<v Speaker 1>you know makes sense. And she just didn't get it,

1126
00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:24.320
<v Speaker 1>and I kept having to go like, look, like the

1127
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:26.960
<v Speaker 1>other part was so Jen, the anxiety makes her not

1128
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:29.400
<v Speaker 1>want to talk and whatever. They go when we get

1129
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:32.599
<v Speaker 1>to the part about how it has affected you, talk

1130
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:35.000
<v Speaker 1>as much as you want, talk as much as you

1131
00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:39.400
<v Speaker 1>can tell them every little detail. Remember, we want to

1132
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:42.679
<v Speaker 1>make the point that this has profoundly affected your life.

1133
00:59:42.719 --> 00:59:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah. And Jen goes like Jen go's like,

1134
00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I get real tired sometimes and we can't. We don't.

1135
00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:54.679
<v Speaker 1>We don't get to hang out as much anymore. And

1136
00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:59.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yo, if you say that you're gonna there,

1137
00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:02.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna take they're gonna take our fucking cars if you

1138
01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:05.039
<v Speaker 1>do that, Like we're.

1139
01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Gonna come here and take the cars.

1140
01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:09.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they're gonna hate things for us.

1141
01:00:09.840 --> 01:00:12.280
<v Speaker 2>We do say, Look, we wasted all their time, like

1142
01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:15.679
<v Speaker 2>preparing this deposition, We wasted at least three hours talking.

1143
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:18.280
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna come here, make us drive them around for

1144
01:00:18.320 --> 01:00:18.960
<v Speaker 2>three hours.

1145
01:00:19.239 --> 01:00:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it's like, I don't know, do people don't

1146
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:26.559
<v Speaker 1>know you. You may talk about this and that and whatever,

1147
01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:30.360
<v Speaker 1>but you have it. Do people not have that? I

1148
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:33.039
<v Speaker 1>feel like you have that ability to perform. Do you

1149
01:00:33.320 --> 01:00:34.679
<v Speaker 1>if you have to go talk in front of a

1150
01:00:34.719 --> 01:00:36.000
<v Speaker 1>crowd of people, if you had to.

1151
01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:39.360
<v Speaker 2>The thing I was thinking about this very recently, I

1152
01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:44.519
<v Speaker 2>am really good at performing in certain regards, right, So,

1153
01:00:44.599 --> 01:00:47.320
<v Speaker 2>like there's certain things I feel like I'm really prepared

1154
01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:52.320
<v Speaker 2>to do, and there's so performing I've said this before,

1155
01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:54.880
<v Speaker 2>and I think this. I used to think this was

1156
01:00:54.920 --> 01:00:57.360
<v Speaker 2>true with everybody, but I'm starting to realize that this

1157
01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:00.559
<v Speaker 2>is this is more of a me thing. Or maybe

1158
01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:04.119
<v Speaker 2>this is for a person who's got some trauma or

1159
01:01:04.119 --> 01:01:07.880
<v Speaker 2>some baggage to unpack. But I used to think or

1160
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:10.519
<v Speaker 2>I like this line from American Psycho where it's like

1161
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:14.320
<v Speaker 2>we all wear masks, right, right, And it's like everybody

1162
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:17.000
<v Speaker 2>is always wearing a mask. And I always identified with

1163
01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:19.239
<v Speaker 2>that because I am this kind of person who in

1164
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:23.199
<v Speaker 2>my life who no matter who I'm around, I can

1165
01:01:23.239 --> 01:01:27.639
<v Speaker 2>always shift my personality slightly. It's kind of like what

1166
01:01:27.760 --> 01:01:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I always consider being a chameleon to where I can

1167
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:35.639
<v Speaker 2>blend in with different friend groups, different mindsets, like I'm

1168
01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:39.639
<v Speaker 2>i naturally. It's like I realize, like, Okay, I'm stuck

1169
01:01:39.639 --> 01:01:42.360
<v Speaker 2>with these people. I have to make myself one of them,

1170
01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:46.280
<v Speaker 2>and I do it easily. But at the same time,

1171
01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:50.960
<v Speaker 2>when I'm made to perform, you know, like when I

1172
01:01:51.159 --> 01:01:57.039
<v Speaker 2>have to put on a different persona, that is fucking difficult.

1173
01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:00.920
<v Speaker 2>It's really hard to fake my emotions. You're probably going

1174
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:03.760
<v Speaker 2>to know if I'm mad most of the time, you know, sure,

1175
01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:07.639
<v Speaker 2>because I'll be telling you like things that will express

1176
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:09.559
<v Speaker 2>to you I'm mad, or I'll be like I'll be

1177
01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:13.840
<v Speaker 2>getting agitated, or I'll be avoiding you. But like there's

1178
01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:21.519
<v Speaker 2>there's signs, right. But the thing about that, like that's

1179
01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:24.239
<v Speaker 2>star ship? What was it? Where was I going with that?

1180
01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:27.679
<v Speaker 2>What was your initial question? Uh?

1181
01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:31.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me let me rephrase it in a way.

1182
01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:36.079
<v Speaker 1>In social positions.

1183
01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:37.119
<v Speaker 2>How do I perform? Yeah, so I feel like when

1184
01:02:37.159 --> 01:02:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I am when I'm in my element, when I'm doing

1185
01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:44.119
<v Speaker 2>something that I feel really really confident in and I'm

1186
01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:47.519
<v Speaker 2>like in the right headspace. Yes, but if I'm caught

1187
01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:53.599
<v Speaker 2>off guard or so, performing could be like an impromptu speech, right,

1188
01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:59.159
<v Speaker 2>or performing could be like for me at least performing

1189
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:07.880
<v Speaker 2>could be given like this show of affection or like

1190
01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:14.320
<v Speaker 2>a very public interaction where I'm expected to match a person.

1191
01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:18.800
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like someone's grieving or somebody is overly

1192
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:24.119
<v Speaker 2>joyful or whatever, and they are like interacting with me

1193
01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:29.400
<v Speaker 2>and expecting me to either talk back. You know. It's

1194
01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:32.519
<v Speaker 2>conversations are two way, right, Like they're not just one

1195
01:03:32.559 --> 01:03:35.519
<v Speaker 2>way streets. It's like, I feel like that's a performance

1196
01:03:35.559 --> 01:03:38.599
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not I feel like anything I do, whether

1197
01:03:38.639 --> 01:03:40.960
<v Speaker 2>it's like oh it'll be okay, or if I try

1198
01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:46.360
<v Speaker 2>and hug at like I'm completely unskilled in doing any

1199
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:48.960
<v Speaker 2>of that right. So I feel like that's essentially like

1200
01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:52.280
<v Speaker 2>that situation and a lot of other situations for me.

1201
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:55.159
<v Speaker 2>It's like if if I got a role in a

1202
01:03:55.199 --> 01:03:59.559
<v Speaker 2>play and I had never acted before, Like I had

1203
01:03:59.559 --> 01:04:02.280
<v Speaker 2>never been in a play, I had never watched any

1204
01:04:02.360 --> 01:04:05.599
<v Speaker 2>behind the scenes, and then I show up day one

1205
01:04:05.960 --> 01:04:10.119
<v Speaker 2>lead role, and they they're like, okay, where's your script.

1206
01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Let's let's start rolling over scene one. And I'm like, Oh,

1207
01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:15.039
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to just give me the

1208
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:18.760
<v Speaker 2>script today, you know, Like I thought I thought I

1209
01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:20.920
<v Speaker 2>was just gonna learn here on the spot. Like that's

1210
01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:23.119
<v Speaker 2>what that's kind of like for me. I'm just I'm

1211
01:04:23.199 --> 01:04:27.480
<v Speaker 2>so fucking unprepared. So that's my worst fear of performance.

1212
01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:31.039
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, any other kind of performance, and I'm sure

1213
01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:34.039
<v Speaker 2>I could learn to get better with those situations. I'm

1214
01:04:34.039 --> 01:04:37.039
<v Speaker 2>working on it, But any other kind of performance, like,

1215
01:04:37.559 --> 01:04:40.079
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I can adapt and work and then

1216
01:04:40.199 --> 01:04:42.920
<v Speaker 2>once I feel I'm in my element, I like to perform.

1217
01:04:43.119 --> 01:04:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I like when I do good and people see I'm

1218
01:04:45.480 --> 01:04:50.239
<v Speaker 2>doing a good job, and I like so it doesn't

1219
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:52.599
<v Speaker 2>have to be like flashy and showy. I just like

1220
01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:57.000
<v Speaker 2>to be performing in whatever I'm doing. You know, I

1221
01:04:57.119 --> 01:04:59.119
<v Speaker 2>want to be the best at whatever I'm doing. That's

1222
01:04:59.199 --> 01:04:59.960
<v Speaker 2>performance for me.

1223
01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I I live for that shit Like, hey, we

1224
01:05:04.400 --> 01:05:06.519
<v Speaker 1>need someone to do this, step up real quick and

1225
01:05:06.599 --> 01:05:07.000
<v Speaker 1>do this.

1226
01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:09.840
<v Speaker 2>And that's how you get fucking asked to do everything too.

1227
01:05:10.119 --> 01:05:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, but I don't. I wish people would fucking

1228
01:05:12.039 --> 01:05:13.840
<v Speaker 1>ask me to do more. So, hey, can you read

1229
01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:15.760
<v Speaker 1>it at my wedding? Yeah? Sure, fuck I'll do that.

1230
01:05:15.800 --> 01:05:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh you socially? Okay, I don't know what do you mean?

1231
01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Wait? What do you mean? Wait? What would be the difference?

1232
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:26.039
<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, maybe maybe that's like because that's something

1233
01:05:26.079 --> 01:05:27.960
<v Speaker 2>important to you, but I would like.

1234
01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:29.679
<v Speaker 1>Well, i'd do it at a random person. I don't

1235
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:30.239
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck.

1236
01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:33.800
<v Speaker 2>It's just I wouldn't want to make Yeah, that's not

1237
01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:35.800
<v Speaker 2>fun to me. I don't want someone to come to

1238
01:05:35.880 --> 01:05:38.480
<v Speaker 2>me and be like, oh, let me pay you a

1239
01:05:38.519 --> 01:05:43.679
<v Speaker 2>lot of money to, uh, you know, do re rewrite

1240
01:05:43.679 --> 01:05:46.960
<v Speaker 2>this smut for me or something, you know, like get me,

1241
01:05:47.119 --> 01:05:50.360
<v Speaker 2>get me doing something I enjoy and and pay me

1242
01:05:50.400 --> 01:05:51.320
<v Speaker 2>lots of money for it.

1243
01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:51.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1244
01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:54.800
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna, dude, I'm gonna make you the happiest

1245
01:05:54.800 --> 01:05:57.760
<v Speaker 2>smut in the fucking universe. Man, I promise you. I'm

1246
01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:00.119
<v Speaker 2>gonna make you happy. I'm gonna bend over backwards for you.

1247
01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:04.239
<v Speaker 1>That's like the First Amendment covering good positive friendly speech.

1248
01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:06.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, okay, if you pay me a lot

1249
01:06:06.440 --> 01:06:08.519
<v Speaker 1>of money to do something I really like, well good,

1250
01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:09.960
<v Speaker 1>So if you're going to pull my leg on it,

1251
01:06:10.039 --> 01:06:12.639
<v Speaker 1>I guess so do that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I

1252
01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:14.679
<v Speaker 1>get that. I like like.

1253
01:06:14.639 --> 01:06:16.800
<v Speaker 2>My you could be praise, though, praise could be that

1254
01:06:16.840 --> 01:06:18.800
<v Speaker 2>for me, praise could be money.

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<v Speaker 1>My aunt started crying just before my uncle's funeral and

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01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:25.599
<v Speaker 1>just handed me pieces of loose leave and said, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't read this. I can't read this, so I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go up and do the eulogy.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, I guess I'm throwing it in the waistbind then.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, yeah, I guess he ain't getting one. Huh. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go put in his casket for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember at my dad's funeral, all my family members

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<v Speaker 1>were like crying, and I went up there, boom, straight face.

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01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I was good. I faked like I was gonna. I

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<v Speaker 1>was tearing up at one point because I had to cough,

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01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:51.719
<v Speaker 1>but I was just like resituating the hair in my throat.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were, you were performing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I feel like I'm always I don't know who

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01:06:56.320 --> 01:07:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I am anymore. I mean, quite honestly, I don't since college.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I feel like I'm always performing in a sense too,

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01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:06.119
<v Speaker 2>and I'm trying to, Like, I feel like that's kind

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01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:08.519
<v Speaker 2>of one of my hindrances to not being like more

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<v Speaker 2>in the moment, not being more relaxed, not being more

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<v Speaker 2>having less anxiety, is that I feel like my life

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01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:21.199
<v Speaker 2>is like a rush to not really get anywhere. It's

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01:07:21.280 --> 01:07:24.559
<v Speaker 2>just like a rush to perform well, and it's like

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01:07:24.800 --> 01:07:26.880
<v Speaker 2>it's starting to stress me out, you know, And I

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01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:29.599
<v Speaker 2>want to just kind of like I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of just breathe. You know, I'm not saying

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01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:34.920
<v Speaker 2>that you're unhealthy or anything. I'm just saying, oh, no,

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01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:37.679
<v Speaker 2>maybe that's not Maybe that's not the best way to

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01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:38.559
<v Speaker 2>approach everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Chest pains all the time. I always have chest pains.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well that could just be your diet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, just from long hours, no sleeve, staring

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01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:52.679
<v Speaker 1>at screens for hours and hours and hours, getting all

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01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:56.559
<v Speaker 1>fucked up and then just try hard. It's just it's all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot, man, it's a lot. My sleep is

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01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:02.400
<v Speaker 1>fucked getting these alerts on my Apple Watch telling me

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01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:07.360
<v Speaker 1>my beats per minute fall below forty for ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've read that if you're one of those super athletes,

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01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:14.599
<v Speaker 1>that's a good thing. What happens if you're a big

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<v Speaker 1>fat fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, you've been on this workout journey, maybe you've

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<v Speaker 2>turned into a super athletes, haven't tested.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just I've just been eating no food or meat.

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01:08:25.560 --> 01:08:28.800
<v Speaker 1>I have not worked out once. My bones heard every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's just because you're not fucking using them enough. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. I've been crushing. Diet coke lately,

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01:08:36.439 --> 01:08:39.159
<v Speaker 1>like there's been I've gone a few days not diet

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<v Speaker 1>coke zero. First off, I.

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01:08:41.119 --> 01:08:42.439
<v Speaker 2>Think they're both bad.

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01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:45.840
<v Speaker 1>They're not. You can't drink normal coke as much as

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01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:49.079
<v Speaker 1>I have been drinking it. I can't drink normal coke

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01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:50.880
<v Speaker 1>as much as I've been drinking coke.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, just put the sugar and they get

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01:08:53.720 --> 01:08:57.560
<v Speaker 2>the sugar. Put in the coal, pure cane sugar in

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01:08:57.680 --> 01:08:59.800
<v Speaker 2>with it. Sure that was the same as the Mexican

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01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:01.520
<v Speaker 2>coat they used to cane.

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<v Speaker 1>Some kind of cane hoke.

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01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:06.920
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't buy the coke bottles I get as

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01:09:07.920 --> 01:09:10.600
<v Speaker 2>pure cane sugar cool.

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01:09:11.279 --> 01:09:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I give a fuck.

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01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:14.920
<v Speaker 2>It's it's not even the cane sugar that makes it better.

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01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:16.960
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. It's the It's the glass bottle,

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01:09:17.039 --> 01:09:17.640
<v Speaker 2>it really is.

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01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, really, I had a glass bottle of Squirt

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<v Speaker 1>for a while.

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01:09:23.760 --> 01:09:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I wish they dude Squirt. Hire me. I

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01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:31.439
<v Speaker 2>will work for you. I will just make you bottles

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01:09:31.720 --> 01:09:33.520
<v Speaker 2>like you don't even have to hire me at the factory.

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01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:36.159
<v Speaker 2>I'll send you I'll pay postage and everything. I'll make

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01:09:36.199 --> 01:09:37.720
<v Speaker 2>the squirt here and send it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to your worst friend dot com. Uh follow us

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01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:48.159
<v Speaker 1>everywhere on Twitter and Instagram. At worst friend Cast, most

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01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:52.560
<v Speaker 1>importantly Patreon patreon dot com s worst friend Cast, you

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01:09:52.560 --> 01:09:54.760
<v Speaker 1>get a bonus episode every week and access to everything

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01:09:54.760 --> 01:09:58.439
<v Speaker 1>ever recorded, entirely commercial free. Today we're gonna be talking

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01:09:58.479 --> 01:10:01.079
<v Speaker 1>about my big day out finally.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna fucking have to hear about this because

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01:10:03.880 --> 01:10:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Matt is a fucking so he was just talking about

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01:10:06.359 --> 01:10:10.119
<v Speaker 2>all this social shit. He's a fucking lunatics. I sometimes

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01:10:10.199 --> 01:10:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm the weird one. I think I'm weird

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01:10:12.840 --> 01:10:15.479
<v Speaker 2>because like, oh, I'm antisocial, and I don't want to

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01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:17.399
<v Speaker 2>go out and do weird stuff with people, and I

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01:10:17.399 --> 01:10:20.199
<v Speaker 2>don't want to have these fucking weird fantasies where I

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01:10:20.279 --> 01:10:23.560
<v Speaker 2>read a speech at my fucking best friend's wake slash

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01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:28.479
<v Speaker 2>anniversary wedding. It's like it's his second anniversary with his

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01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:33.319
<v Speaker 2>first girlfriend, but his thirteenth anniversary to his wife. He's

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01:10:33.319 --> 01:10:36.319
<v Speaker 2>renewing his vows with and we're burying him today. Let

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01:10:36.359 --> 01:10:39.880
<v Speaker 2>me read the speech. I'm really excited about that. Please

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01:10:39.920 --> 01:10:40.800
<v Speaker 2>tell us all about that.

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01:10:40.880 --> 01:10:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I one hundred percent sit on the floor in the

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01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:48.079
<v Speaker 1>shower sometimes and write speeches in my head.

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01:10:49.319 --> 01:10:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh I do too, but They're usually like, oh, how

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01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:56.720
<v Speaker 2>do I suicide letters? No, they're usually now their excuses

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01:10:56.800 --> 01:11:00.159
<v Speaker 2>for problems I don't have yet, but I'm assuming I

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01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:01.359
<v Speaker 2>will soon tell it.

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01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, I think the only reason I am so

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01:11:05.439 --> 01:11:08.199
<v Speaker 1>good at like seeing the paths and this and that

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01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:11.680
<v Speaker 1>is just because I have a good memory. Because when

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01:11:11.760 --> 01:11:14.880
<v Speaker 1>I have any moment of downtime, all I'm thinking about

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01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:17.239
<v Speaker 1>is like, well, here's what I would do if a

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01:11:17.359 --> 01:11:21.039
<v Speaker 1>deer hit me and the fucking antler came through and

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01:11:21.079 --> 01:11:24.319
<v Speaker 1>it pierced my side but not my no major organs,

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01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:28.439
<v Speaker 1>but definitely like rib damage on the outside. What would

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01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:31.079
<v Speaker 1>I do from there? I sit around and just think

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01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:31.800
<v Speaker 1>about that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>First, I'd break the antler off and leave the fucking

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01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:38.560
<v Speaker 2>carcass in my car, and if it would start, i'd

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01:11:38.600 --> 01:11:40.399
<v Speaker 2>drive it. If it wouldn't start.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd push it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd push it to the hospital with the antler inside

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<v Speaker 2>me because I don't want to spring a leak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, Yes, that's one scenario. The other one is

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<v Speaker 1>I would probably just start tearing up and die. Sir,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't a fatal injury. Just leave me here, It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been overwhelmed with pain just like you

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<v Speaker 2>just get rock so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't happen for a lot of people. Wisdom teeth

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<v Speaker 1>was the worst pain I've ever had in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the floor in my mom's kitchen like

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<v Speaker 1>banging my fists, like crying, I'm fucking dying air.

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01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:24.079
<v Speaker 2>How about like like one of those real, like just

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01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:29.319
<v Speaker 2>insane jolts of pain where it's just like you you

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01:12:29.359 --> 01:12:32.479
<v Speaker 2>could get hit in there with a baseball. I've got

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01:12:32.439 --> 01:12:33.680
<v Speaker 2>a baseball.

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01:12:34.039 --> 01:12:36.359
<v Speaker 1>See that goes to me, that goes numb.

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01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but you know that feeling right like that shock

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01:12:41.039 --> 01:12:43.239
<v Speaker 2>like where it's like whoa, you know, and then it's

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01:12:43.279 --> 01:12:47.279
<v Speaker 2>like the pain sets in more slowly, but it's definitely

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01:12:47.319 --> 01:12:49.560
<v Speaker 2>there that you can tell like, fuck, this is going

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01:12:49.640 --> 01:12:52.479
<v Speaker 2>to be bad. That thought when you have that thought,

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01:12:52.560 --> 01:12:56.640
<v Speaker 2>like holy shit that when you cut your face glass bottle.

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01:12:56.880 --> 01:12:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I've done.

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01:12:58.720 --> 01:12:59.840
<v Speaker 2>This is going to be so bad.

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01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:04.039
<v Speaker 1>I've done a bread knife into my hand. Actually, you too,

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01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:09.000
<v Speaker 1>You wanted to record or something. You were drunk as fuck.

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01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:11.800
<v Speaker 1>This was a couple of years ago, and I say

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01:13:12.039 --> 01:13:14.399
<v Speaker 1>you were like you were texting me like I'm sorry,

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01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:17.840
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, hey, you don't have to be sorry.

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01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:21.439
<v Speaker 1>You were angrily yelling nice things back and forth. I

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01:13:21.479 --> 01:13:23.079
<v Speaker 1>was like, I just need you to be my friend.

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01:13:23.239 --> 01:13:24.760
<v Speaker 1>And then you said something and I went to go

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01:13:24.800 --> 01:13:26.960
<v Speaker 1>cut something, and I sent you a picture because you

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01:13:26.960 --> 01:13:30.119
<v Speaker 1>were like, well's throwing your piss now, won't respond again.

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01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:32.960
<v Speaker 1>You were drunk, and I'm sent you a picture just

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01:13:33.000 --> 01:13:35.800
<v Speaker 1>my hand covered in blood. But I know exactly what

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01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:37.479
<v Speaker 1>you mean. I have no idea how we got here.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a serrated knife. It was brand new

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01:13:40.600 --> 01:13:44.119
<v Speaker 1>from Amazon, and I watched it go into my finger

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01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:47.520
<v Speaker 1>and I felt the metal go through my finger. No

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01:13:47.640 --> 01:13:51.199
<v Speaker 1>pain yet though, and then it just turned and it

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01:13:51.319 --> 01:13:57.439
<v Speaker 1>just went oh wow, oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well that's that's the I don't know what we

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01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:04.199
<v Speaker 2>were talking about either, initially, uh, but that's the kind

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01:14:04.199 --> 01:14:08.159
<v Speaker 2>of ship where it's like that kind of that like pain,

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01:14:08.279 --> 01:14:12.960
<v Speaker 2>it's like if you fuck. We were talking about something

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01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:16.000
<v Speaker 2>in particular that led up to that particular sensation and

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<v Speaker 2>that feeling. I forget what it was. Maybe we'll talk

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01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:20.520
<v Speaker 2>about it on the Patreon, but sure, if you if

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01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:22.960
<v Speaker 2>you've been following the thread this far, folks, maybe you

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01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:27.039
<v Speaker 2>can you know, suss that out, pan it out, fuck

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01:14:27.119 --> 01:14:29.920
<v Speaker 2>it out, flesh it out squirt it on the fucking

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01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:33.039
<v Speaker 2>comments and let us know because I don't know. I

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01:14:33.159 --> 01:14:35.199
<v Speaker 2>feel don't even like this show. I like it one

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01:14:35.239 --> 01:14:36.640
<v Speaker 2>where we talked to pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Worst friend dot com, Worst Friend Cast on Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>and Instagram, Patreon dot com, sace worst Friend Cast for

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, I'm going to figure out we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening, We'll see you next week. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>follow us all Crum really gonna miss you talk in

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<v Speaker 1>the show's over.