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Speaker 2: California pulled over what they thought would was a suspected
Speaker 2: drunk driver. Yeah, and he was blew a point twenty
Speaker 2: five that's pretty had had a cold one in the
Speaker 2: driver's side, a cup holder, and then h Upon further investigation,
Speaker 2: the police discovered this in his suv.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, over seventy empties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the picture of the patches handed me just
Speaker 3: to you can paint the visual for you, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: seventy or so beers on the hood of the car
Speaker 3: with the empty cases in the background.
Speaker 4: You got me, and there's a few more in the trunk.
Speaker 4: Jesus christ Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't explad I mean, you can't undumb, dumb.
Speaker 4: The fact that he's going to old school with it
Speaker 4: right there in the cup holder. Oh yeah, right there.
Speaker 4: The cold one. Didn't even have it in the tumbler
Speaker 4: or anything else.
Speaker 2: I do have to wonder what was the time frame
Speaker 2: and how much driving was involved for the accumulation of
Speaker 2: these seventy plus empties.
Speaker 4: I had of thought the same thing. And that's not
Speaker 4: one trip.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, obviously not not a couple of weeks, probably,
Speaker 3: but I don't know. At some point it's just like
Speaker 3: the people with the dirty car, and we all had
Speaker 3: one or know somebody that has one where whether it's
Speaker 3: your work truck or whatever, where you know there's fast
Speaker 3: food bags from earlier in the week and this and that.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you just empty it out at some point?
Speaker 3: Like with that many cold beer cans, your whole car's
Speaker 3: gonna smell like beer.
Speaker 2: You got that, And then back to the garbage folks
Speaker 2: who accumulate the garbage in the car. I used to
Speaker 2: have it, right, And if you're wondering if you're one
Speaker 2: of them, if you got to the point where you're
Speaker 2: seeing roaches and ants in your car, you're one of them, correct. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And you know we are not the pot calling the
Speaker 2: kettle black. We've been there, done that and learned from
Speaker 2: it that it just really isn't really productive or good practice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how the love Wagon was after a while,
Speaker 3: and a lot of times it was my friends leaving
Speaker 3: trash in the back.
Speaker 2: It's really embarrassing when a roach crawls on one of
Speaker 2: your passengers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when it's a date like I remember I
Speaker 3: told you that's when the song Life is a Highway. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I had a cockroach in my car. If you recall
Speaker 3: Pat forget the band references you listening, Yes, remember I
Speaker 3: had a pet roach in the car named Tom Cochran
Speaker 3: because that song was popular back then.
Speaker 4: And he would come out of the event. And my.
Speaker 3: One friend Jen even she I had one you know
Speaker 3: girl that I was hanging with, hanging and hanging out
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm making it live and then sweet Love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she freaked out when she saw the roach,
Speaker 3: but Jen tom Cochran.
Speaker 4: Jen was cool about it though she could handle it.
Speaker 3: She was like, oh, there's Tom the other, the other
Speaker 3: one that I was kind of like hanging out with,
Speaker 3: you know, making loved.
Speaker 4: They weren't big fans. I'm sure, yeah. Sure.
Speaker 2: In other driving related news, let's go to Miami where
Speaker 2: a valet attendant for a high rise apartment building in
Speaker 2: downtown Miami in the Brickle neighborhood was arrested earlier this
Speaker 2: week after he took off in a residence vehicle. The
Speaker 2: Miami Police Department responded to a call shortly after three
Speaker 2: am on Southwest seventh Street. Police say the victim told
Speaker 2: officers he had dropped his car off with the valet
Speaker 2: attendant at his apartment building.
Speaker 4: This must be a fancy, fancy apartment building. You got
Speaker 4: a downtown Miami high rise.
Speaker 2: So instead of he told cops that instead of going
Speaker 2: right up to his apartment, he walked down the street.
Speaker 4: To the Brickle smoke shop to grab some SIGs.
Speaker 2: And as he was walking to the smoke shop, his.
Speaker 4: Car drobe by. Hey wait a second, and the valet
Speaker 4: he was in it. Yeah, three in.
Speaker 3: The morning, little punk. Some of those valets have I
Speaker 3: forget where it was. I was talking to Buddy's mind
Speaker 3: and they were talking about how somebody that lived in
Speaker 3: town brought his to this like a.
Speaker 4: Club.
Speaker 3: I think it was over in Tampa or something like that.
Speaker 3: And the valet must have been in bed with somebody
Speaker 3: because they stole and this is a dude with big money,
Speaker 3: like one of those McLarens. And then then somebody else
Speaker 3: had like this amazing ferrari or something stolen, and that
Speaker 3: it all goes back. They didn't really prove it, but
Speaker 3: it all goes back to the valet. The valet must
Speaker 3: have been in cahoots so somebody, because they have the key,
Speaker 3: and of course they'd say, oh, somebody stole it off
Speaker 3: my rack, but nah.
Speaker 2: Well they did end up making a rest in this.
Speaker 2: It was the twenty three year old valet with four names, Augusto, Seesar,
Speaker 2: Sadino Troz.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. He's he's been arrested. So did he say
Speaker 4: where he was going on?
Speaker 3: No, somebody said, sounds like this guy's going for the
Speaker 3: hundred bottles of beer on the wall. That song could
Speaker 3: drive you crazy back in the day on road trips
Speaker 3: and the parents just let us sing it.
Speaker 2: We told you that about this story last month. It's
Speaker 2: a story in Australia where a reality TV star was
Speaker 2: arrested for an accused of murdering her boyfriends. The body
Speaker 2: of Julian's story had been found, and now police are
Speaker 2: releasing more details in hopes of getting some assistance from
Speaker 2: the public and helping to find Julian's head. Oh no,
Speaker 2: yeah to mek at Chesser, who's thirty four years old,
Speaker 2: is in custody in charge with his murder. She was
Speaker 2: a runner up on a show called Beauty and the
Speaker 2: Geek in Australia.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've seen that show. They have it here too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what she was on the Australian version
Speaker 2: of that in twenty ten. So's she's got a few
Speaker 2: thousand miles on the car since then. And I also
Speaker 2: worked as an OnlyFans porn star.
Speaker 3: It says, yeah, shoot a straight up horror. So I'm
Speaker 3: guessing the heads in a kangaroo's pouch. Well, it's just
Speaker 3: hopping around town. That kangaroo doesn't know better. He goes, Oh,
Speaker 3: look at this ahead, you're a great place.
Speaker 4: To hide it. I jumped so fast, I'm ahead of everybody. Sorry.
Speaker 2: So police released the details about finding the dismembered body,
Speaker 2: which they've got all the parts and pieces except the
Speaker 2: head except the head.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they're like, if anybody remember seeing anything out of
Speaker 2: the ordinary, and they give the dates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we'd probably remember seeing a head. Holy cow,
Speaker 3: I think we talked about this. What we just talked
Speaker 3: about it with a foot on the beach. But if
Speaker 3: you came across a head.
Speaker 2: You know, the last foot, remember that we talked about
Speaker 2: that because it was so common. The last one that
Speaker 2: stood out there was it was a whole leg and
Speaker 2: it had a shoe with a sock on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was, you know.
Speaker 2: Was a little out of the norm from the usual
Speaker 2: foot washing up on the shoreline story.
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