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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>California pulled over what they thought would was a suspected

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<v Speaker 2>drunk driver. Yeah, and he was blew a point twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five that's pretty had had a cold one in the

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<v Speaker 2>driver's side, a cup holder, and then h Upon further investigation,

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<v Speaker 2>the police discovered this in his suv.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, over seventy empties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's the picture of the patches handed me just

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<v Speaker 3>to you can paint the visual for you, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>seventy or so beers on the hood of the car

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<v Speaker 3>with the empty cases in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>You got me, and there's a few more in the trunk.

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<v Speaker 4>Jesus christ Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can't explad I mean, you can't undumb, dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>The fact that he's going to old school with it

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<v Speaker 4>right there in the cup holder. Oh yeah, right there.

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<v Speaker 4>The cold one. Didn't even have it in the tumbler

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<v Speaker 4>or anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have to wonder what was the time frame

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<v Speaker 2>and how much driving was involved for the accumulation of

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<v Speaker 2>these seventy plus empties.

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<v Speaker 4>I had of thought the same thing. And that's not

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<v Speaker 4>one trip.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, obviously not not a couple of weeks, probably,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't know. At some point it's just like

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<v Speaker 3>the people with the dirty car, and we all had

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<v Speaker 3>one or know somebody that has one where whether it's

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<v Speaker 3>your work truck or whatever, where you know there's fast

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<v Speaker 3>food bags from earlier in the week and this and that.

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<v Speaker 4>Why didn't you just empty it out at some point?

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<v Speaker 3>Like with that many cold beer cans, your whole car's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna smell like beer.

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<v Speaker 2>You got that, And then back to the garbage folks

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<v Speaker 2>who accumulate the garbage in the car. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>have it, right, And if you're wondering if you're one

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<v Speaker 2>of them, if you got to the point where you're

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<v Speaker 2>seeing roaches and ants in your car, you're one of them, correct. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And you know we are not the pot calling the

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<v Speaker 2>kettle black. We've been there, done that and learned from

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<v Speaker 2>it that it just really isn't really productive or good practice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's how the love Wagon was after a while,

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<v Speaker 3>and a lot of times it was my friends leaving

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<v Speaker 3>trash in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really embarrassing when a roach crawls on one of

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<v Speaker 2>your passengers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, especially when it's a date like I remember I

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<v Speaker 3>told you that's when the song Life is a Highway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I had a cockroach in my car. If you recall

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<v Speaker 3>Pat forget the band references you listening, Yes, remember I

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<v Speaker 3>had a pet roach in the car named Tom Cochran

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<v Speaker 3>because that song was popular back then.

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<v Speaker 4>And he would come out of the event. And my.

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<v Speaker 3>One friend Jen even she I had one you know

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<v Speaker 3>girl that I was hanging with, hanging and hanging out

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<v Speaker 3>with me.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm making it live and then sweet Love.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she freaked out when she saw the roach,

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<v Speaker 3>but Jen tom Cochran.

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<v Speaker 4>Jen was cool about it though she could handle it.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, oh, there's Tom the other, the other

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<v Speaker 3>one that I was kind of like hanging out with,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, making loved.

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<v Speaker 4>They weren't big fans. I'm sure, yeah. Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>In other driving related news, let's go to Miami where

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<v Speaker 2>a valet attendant for a high rise apartment building in

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<v Speaker 2>downtown Miami in the Brickle neighborhood was arrested earlier this

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<v Speaker 2>week after he took off in a residence vehicle. The

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<v Speaker 2>Miami Police Department responded to a call shortly after three

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<v Speaker 2>am on Southwest seventh Street. Police say the victim told

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<v Speaker 2>officers he had dropped his car off with the valet

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<v Speaker 2>attendant at his apartment building.

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<v Speaker 4>This must be a fancy, fancy apartment building. You got

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<v Speaker 4>a downtown Miami high rise.

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<v Speaker 2>So instead of he told cops that instead of going

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<v Speaker 2>right up to his apartment, he walked down the street.

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<v Speaker 4>To the Brickle smoke shop to grab some SIGs.

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<v Speaker 2>And as he was walking to the smoke shop, his.

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<v Speaker 4>Car drobe by. Hey wait a second, and the valet

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<v Speaker 4>he was in it. Yeah, three in.

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<v Speaker 3>The morning, little punk. Some of those valets have I

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<v Speaker 3>forget where it was. I was talking to Buddy's mind

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<v Speaker 3>and they were talking about how somebody that lived in

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<v Speaker 3>town brought his to this like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Club.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was over in Tampa or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And the valet must have been in bed with somebody

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<v Speaker 3>because they stole and this is a dude with big money,

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<v Speaker 3>like one of those McLarens. And then then somebody else

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<v Speaker 3>had like this amazing ferrari or something stolen, and that

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<v Speaker 3>it all goes back. They didn't really prove it, but

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<v Speaker 3>it all goes back to the valet. The valet must

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<v Speaker 3>have been in cahoots so somebody, because they have the key,

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<v Speaker 3>and of course they'd say, oh, somebody stole it off

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<v Speaker 3>my rack, but nah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they did end up making a rest in this.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the twenty three year old valet with four names, Augusto, Seesar,

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<v Speaker 2>Sadino Troz.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm. He's he's been arrested. So did he say

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<v Speaker 4>where he was going on?

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<v Speaker 3>No, somebody said, sounds like this guy's going for the

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<v Speaker 3>hundred bottles of beer on the wall. That song could

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<v Speaker 3>drive you crazy back in the day on road trips

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<v Speaker 3>and the parents just let us sing it.

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<v Speaker 2>We told you that about this story last month. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a story in Australia where a reality TV star was

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<v Speaker 2>arrested for an accused of murdering her boyfriends. The body

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<v Speaker 2>of Julian's story had been found, and now police are

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<v Speaker 2>releasing more details in hopes of getting some assistance from

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<v Speaker 2>the public and helping to find Julian's head. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah to mek at Chesser, who's thirty four years old,

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<v Speaker 2>is in custody in charge with his murder. She was

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<v Speaker 2>a runner up on a show called Beauty and the

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<v Speaker 2>Geek in Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I've seen that show. They have it here too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is what she was on the Australian version

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<v Speaker 2>of that in twenty ten. So's she's got a few

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<v Speaker 2>thousand miles on the car since then. And I also

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<v Speaker 2>worked as an OnlyFans porn star.

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<v Speaker 3>It says, yeah, shoot a straight up horror. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>guessing the heads in a kangaroo's pouch. Well, it's just

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<v Speaker 3>hopping around town. That kangaroo doesn't know better. He goes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>look at this ahead, you're a great place.

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<v Speaker 4>To hide it. I jumped so fast, I'm ahead of everybody. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>So police released the details about finding the dismembered body,

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<v Speaker 2>which they've got all the parts and pieces except the

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<v Speaker 2>head except the head.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're like, if anybody remember seeing anything out of

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<v Speaker 2>the ordinary, and they give the dates.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think we'd probably remember seeing a head. Holy cow,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we talked about this. What we just talked

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<v Speaker 3>about it with a foot on the beach. But if

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<v Speaker 3>you came across a head.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the last foot, remember that we talked about

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<v Speaker 2>that because it was so common. The last one that

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<v Speaker 2>stood out there was it was a whole leg and

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<v Speaker 2>it had a shoe with a sock on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a little out of the norm from the usual

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<v Speaker 2>foot washing up on the shoreline story.

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