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<v Speaker 3>Oh hey, it's your three half scratched off to do

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<v Speaker 3>you'd have to confront the tasks that you want to

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<v Speaker 3>do the least. Hi Ali Ward, what is life? Where

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<v Speaker 3>do we come from? Why do I have thoughts? Where

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<v Speaker 3>does my spirit go when I die? Does anything matter?

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<v Speaker 3>Does anyone know anything? These are just some of the

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<v Speaker 3>exitential crisis you're about to enjoy, all under the guise

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<v Speaker 3>of understanding particle physics. It gets spooky and I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Come along, So you're about to meet u see. Riversides

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<v Speaker 3>Associate professor of theoretical particle physics who studied mathematics and

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<v Speaker 3>physics at Stanford and Cambridge, got a pH d at Cornell.

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<v Speaker 3>He's also so lovable. Oh you don't love him. So

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<v Speaker 3>his life's work and passion is figuring out how an invisible,

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<v Speaker 3>mysterious matter fits in our understanding of a universe and nature.

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<v Speaker 3>So we recorded this before the holidays, and I have

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<v Speaker 3>been hanging on to it so excited to finally release

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<v Speaker 3>it into the cosmos and into your face. So I

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<v Speaker 3>went to campus on what I later found out was

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<v Speaker 3>the very first day of UC Riverside's fall semester. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a broiling hot September afternoon. I took my little

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<v Speaker 3>grubby purse full of chords and microphones. I showed up

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<v Speaker 3>at his office door like someone waiting to meet a

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<v Speaker 3>Broadway star.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, I'm ally it's such a pleasure to matri It's

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<v Speaker 4>I Justica cotest for I left.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so good to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm super excited. I feel like I should be

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<v Speaker 4>interviewing you now. Is there anything you need, like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, I mean other than like a time machine

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<v Speaker 4>and a hairdresser than that.

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<v Speaker 3>So we chatted in his office and I made him

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<v Speaker 3>tell me his life story and also explain things that

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<v Speaker 3>are way above my own pay grade. But before we

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<v Speaker 3>get into it, just a quick thanks to patrons of

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<v Speaker 3>the show who make it possible, and you can join

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<v Speaker 3>about to record a new slew of episodes, so get

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<v Speaker 3>them in before then. Also, thank you to everyone who

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<v Speaker 3>rates and reviews the show. I honestly read every single

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<v Speaker 3>one and his evidence. Thank you to Hyungski, who wrote

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<v Speaker 3>Ali is the Internet data I never knew I needed,

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<v Speaker 3>and also that I've always wanted. Beware, you can't just

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<v Speaker 3>listen to one of these, so carve out like four

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<v Speaker 3>to nine years of your life to obsess over everyology.

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<v Speaker 3>So thank you Hyanski. I appreciate it, and every single

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<v Speaker 3>person who wrote a review this week I read it.

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<v Speaker 3>So Okay, onto the episode. What is universe made of?

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<v Speaker 3>How do stars die? Why are we colliding particles? Underground?

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<v Speaker 3>Who first noticed dark matter? What is the best vintage insults?

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<v Speaker 3>Are there space ghosts strapping to rearrange your perceptions of existence?

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<v Speaker 3>Get ready to cut some banks? Boy, Howdy you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>text a crush and maybe buy a box of GROLSCPT

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<v Speaker 3>cookies because it's about to get weird with theoretical particle physicist,

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<v Speaker 3>dark matter expert and Scoto hilologist doctor Flip to Nato.

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<v Speaker 4>So my name is Flip Tonato. My pronouns are he him.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hm doctor doctor, yeah, doctor flip and recently tenured,

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<v Speaker 3>recently tenured. Yeah, when did that happen?

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<v Speaker 4>This happened officially July first.

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<v Speaker 3>That's huge congratulation. Thank you. I don't fully understand what

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<v Speaker 3>it takes to get tenure because I'm not an academic,

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<v Speaker 3>but I know it's a really big deal. Did you celebrate, I'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Be really honest with you, we didn't. So the story

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<v Speaker 4>is getting to that path. That last year is a

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<v Speaker 4>roller coaster, and so I had basically felt every single

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<v Speaker 4>possible emotion you could feel about this twice or three

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<v Speaker 4>times by the time we actually got the letter and

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, okay, there was the exhaustion, the excitement, the fear,

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<v Speaker 4>everything it all had been felt. Me and my partner.

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<v Speaker 4>We'd all been on that journey several times. Then I

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<v Speaker 4>was visiting my parents. I still have my parents addresses,

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<v Speaker 4>my main address, and there is an envelope completely nondescript,

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<v Speaker 4>and it looked like every other envelope i'd gotten from UCR.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, tear it open, just to make sure what

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<v Speaker 4>caused it now, And then it was a letter from

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<v Speaker 4>the chancellor saying congratulations. And so I still have the

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<v Speaker 4>paper somewhere, but there's a big tear on the side

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm sloppy about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, what a great surprise. I hope there are some

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<v Speaker 3>like jalapeno poppers and like whatever is the best way

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<v Speaker 3>to celebrate tenure track I would go to a buffet probably,

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we'll see, we'll see, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't come from an academic family, so I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a little murky on the concept of tenure or what

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<v Speaker 3>the protocol is for celebration. But it means that it's

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<v Speaker 3>like indefinite employment at that institution. You really have to

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<v Speaker 3>screw up for them to fire you. It's lifelong job security.

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<v Speaker 3>From what I gather, It's like having your crush proposed

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<v Speaker 3>to you, except with a letter that looks like junk mail,

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<v Speaker 3>and no one kisses you on the mouth. Also, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know that some scientists get to name their labs

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<v Speaker 3>after themselves. I thought our Trickology guest doctor Valerie Horsley

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<v Speaker 3>worked at the Horsey Lab by chance or because of

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<v Speaker 3>a family legacy, and she's like, no, you get to

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<v Speaker 3>name your lab after yourself. So asking smart people, unsmart questions.

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<v Speaker 3>It's why we're here, and now, okay, help me out

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<v Speaker 3>with theology here. Oh gosh, okay, I have wait, I

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<v Speaker 3>have some propositions, a couple of potential ologies. Okay, please

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<v Speaker 3>know I don't know what these words mean. Non buryonic highlology.

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<v Speaker 3>Highlology is the study of matter. Oh I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna save that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, so highlology is matter, and I was looking

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<v Speaker 3>up what dark matter might be. And then also I've

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<v Speaker 3>seen in the literature dark matter cosmology or dark cosmology,

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<v Speaker 3>because physics obviously does not have anology, I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately not.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever hear like, how do people tend to

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<v Speaker 3>describe this field?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, so the highlology that that got me. So

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<v Speaker 4>usually the people doing theoretical dark matter it might be

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<v Speaker 4>their main focus. But we do a lot of general

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<v Speaker 4>purpose particle physics. So there's a sense in which the

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<v Speaker 4>thing that we work on our quantum fields. If we

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<v Speaker 4>want to be more specific, the particular types of things

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<v Speaker 4>work on our invisible so they're not actually dark, they're invisible.

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<v Speaker 4>And one of our senior theoretical physicists at UCR, like

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<v Speaker 4>the person who really founded our group, Ernest Ma, had

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<v Speaker 4>a paper that had a funny title.

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<v Speaker 3>A few selects from doctor Ma's publication collection twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 3>one's universal scotogenic for me on masses in left right

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<v Speaker 3>gauge model or his follow up dark su two gauge

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<v Speaker 3>symmetry and scotogenic direct nutrinos scutogenic Indeed.

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<v Speaker 4>And he used scotto, which is the Greek word for dark. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>so scotology, which sounds a little bit dirty. Scotology would

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<v Speaker 4>also be a good one, but I think dark highlology

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<v Speaker 4>just sounds super cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Scotto highlology really means dark matter.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>We may have just pioneered.

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<v Speaker 4>That is really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I contributed something to the field, my only possible contribution. Now, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>walk me back a little bit. Theoretical fields I think

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<v Speaker 3>you just mentioned. So let's start at the base. Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Most people on Earth have no idea what you do?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck it is?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, So we care about the fundamental building

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<v Speaker 4>blocks of matter, so we know there are atoms. Atoms

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<v Speaker 4>already these are already a hard sell if you really

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<v Speaker 4>think about it. We've never seen atoms. Maybe we have

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<v Speaker 4>these weird electron microscope pictures, but what do those actually mean?

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<v Speaker 4>But we're pretty happy that adams exist. And then you

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<v Speaker 4>just go down the rabbit hole. But the atoms are

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<v Speaker 4>the main idea that there's some unit of stuff. And

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<v Speaker 4>maybe Einstein taught us that it's not just stuff, but

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<v Speaker 4>there's energy. Maybe there's a unit of energy. So the

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<v Speaker 4>quantum in quantum mechanics has to do with quantizing energy levels,

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<v Speaker 4>like there are discrete levels. I can't give you one

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<v Speaker 4>point five sense, I can give you one penny or

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<v Speaker 4>two pennies. And energy turns out to behave like that

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<v Speaker 4>in certain systems. And that was the thing about quantum

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<v Speaker 4>and twenty around the nineteen twenties. If we fast forward decades,

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<v Speaker 4>we build this edifice of theoretical physics, which is fairly mathematical,

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<v Speaker 4>but all to answer the question of what are the

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<v Speaker 4>fundamental things that, if you understood them, could describe slightly

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<v Speaker 4>bigger things and those that describes bigger things. And eventually

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<v Speaker 4>one of those things is an Adam and Adam's makeup

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<v Speaker 4>all these other stuff that we know.

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<v Speaker 3>And did you set out to become a theoretical physicist,

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<v Speaker 3>a dark matter expert? How does one land in? Like?

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<v Speaker 3>What I feel like is the hardest field possible?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, here is my origin story. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>be an author. Really, I had no idea why, but

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<v Speaker 4>I was very passionate about writing, the idea that one

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<v Speaker 4>could have a voice, and so growing up I was

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<v Speaker 4>a huge fan of LeVar Burtons because of Reading Rainbow.

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<v Speaker 4>Love love reading a Rainbow.

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<v Speaker 6>But you don't have to take my word for it.

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<v Speaker 4>So I would watch Reading Rainbow and at some point

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<v Speaker 4>in the back of my mind I realized, this person

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<v Speaker 4>who does reading Rainbow is also on this TV show

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<v Speaker 4>Star Trek, And in high school I started watching Star

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<v Speaker 4>Trek a little bit. It was still on at the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I picked up the book The Physics of Star Trek

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<v Speaker 4>by Lawrence Krauss, and this was a really fun ride

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<v Speaker 4>because it was the first time I thought about a

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<v Speaker 4>scientific subject as something where there are open questions, and

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<v Speaker 4>these open questions are fun and creative and exciting and

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<v Speaker 4>any time that I lost track of it being exciting,

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<v Speaker 4>I just watch LeVar Burton as Jordan LaForge as a

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<v Speaker 4>chief engineer.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, oh my gosh. My sister and I used to

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<v Speaker 3>watch an extra.

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<v Speaker 4>Well it was the best.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can't change the gravitational constant of the universe,

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<v Speaker 3>but if we wrap a low level warkfield around that moon,

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<v Speaker 3>we could reduce its gravitational constant, make it lighter, so

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<v Speaker 3>we can push it.

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<v Speaker 4>So I think that's what got me into this idea

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<v Speaker 4>that hey, these black holes in the show, these are real.

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<v Speaker 4>We should understand these things. Or there are fundamental questions

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<v Speaker 4>that are not only abstract and things you'd find in textbooks,

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<v Speaker 4>but they're fun ideas. And it was the creative spark

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<v Speaker 4>that was really exciting that someone could write a science

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<v Speaker 4>fiction piece about these actual things. And that's what got

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<v Speaker 4>me going with physics.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you write still at all?

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<v Speaker 4>I was never a great writer, and you can ask

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<v Speaker 4>my collaborators that my paperwriting is slow and tortuous. But

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<v Speaker 3>it's supposed to be torturous or else. I think you

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<v Speaker 3>don't care. But when it comes to matter and dark matter,

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<v Speaker 3>and everything makes up about fifteen percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a third of that. So everything that you can

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<v Speaker 3>of the universe's mass and energy. There's another ninety five

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<v Speaker 4>Like there's been evidence for this for over one hundred years,

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<v Speaker 4>to figure out what this stuff is because, as you said,

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<v Speaker 4>of that normal matter in this universe and in this world,

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<v Speaker 4>in our culture. But it turns out for every see

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<v Speaker 4>what's the fraction. I think if you look at the

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty five percent of the universe is made of dark matter,

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<v Speaker 4>and only five percent is made of the stuff that

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<v Speaker 4>right now with scutto highlology is that we're doing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>And now the other, let's say, is the other seventy

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<v Speaker 4>So that is a great I was both hoping and

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<v Speaker 4>So twenty five percent dark matter, five percent ordinary matter.

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<v Speaker 4>That doesn't add up to one hundred percent, and so

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<v Speaker 4>the rest is indeed dark energy. And I'm excited that

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<v Speaker 4>there are great things to do in that field. I

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<v Speaker 3>Those shows, right, of course, very much, especially this topic.

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<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be a lot of boggling, trust me. So

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean, Okay, so about one hundred years ago

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<v Speaker 4>first astronomical observations were and this is what was really

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm going to do a great disservice to my

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<v Speaker 4>astronomer colleagues. But for the most part, the astronomy field said, huh,

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<v Speaker 4>are lots of curiosities in astronomy. Right over the next

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred years, we had more and more mounting evidence

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<v Speaker 4>that this additional gravity, which in the nineteen twenties who

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<v Speaker 4>Carries if Red just didn't happen to count all the

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<v Speaker 4>from more and more sophisticated measurements, that not only is

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<v Speaker 3>So there is stuff all around us, out massing us

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<v Speaker 3>and out energying us, maybe by a factor of twenty,

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<v Speaker 3>but we can't see it and we don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 3>So this whole time, we thought that we were a

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<v Speaker 3>cookies and cream milkshake. We're just the oreo bits and

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<v Speaker 3>we're surrounded by an invisible milkshake that can seep through us.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know what it is or what it does.

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<v Speaker 3>So dark matter it doesn't interact with light or electromagnetic forces,

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<v Speaker 3>which is why we can't see or feel it. So

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<v Speaker 3>why do we know it's there. Fritz Zuwiki first coined

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<v Speaker 3>the term dark matter in nineteen thirty three. More on

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<v Speaker 3>him later, But it wasn't until this astronomer named Vera

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<v Speaker 3>rube crunched some numbers and hypothesized that dark matter exerts gravity,

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<v Speaker 3>and without that gravity, galaxies would just fly apart and

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<v Speaker 3>scatter if it all just depended on the normal matter

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<v Speaker 3>or buryonic matter, which is the atomic stuff that we

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<v Speaker 3>We just found this out a split second ago in

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<v Speaker 3>the universal timeline. Get this, So, doctor Vera Rubin, she

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<v Speaker 3>did her calculations at this observatory that didn't even have

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<v Speaker 3>She had to cut up a silhouette of address and

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<v Speaker 3>when she was done crafting, then she pioneered some giant

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<v Speaker 3>theories about the existence of the universe. And she died

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<v Speaker 3>in twenty sixteen. She was never awarded the Nobel Prize,

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<v Speaker 3>and they unfortunately do not hand those out posthumously, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a bummer. But you can name your dog Vera

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<v Speaker 3>or your cat Reuben and remember Vera rubin that way.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway dark matter it is, it's something else.

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<v Speaker 4>It cannot be the stuff that we're used to from chemistry.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the fundamental particle physicists, the elementary particle physicis

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<v Speaker 4>categorize the elementary particles of nature. We're trying to have

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<v Speaker 4>the most fundamental periodic table. And you're telling me that

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<v Speaker 4>there's something that we're missing and that we definitely have

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<v Speaker 4>if you'll permit me.

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<v Speaker 3>In a side, Yes, I was hoping you to say that.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm going to get the history a little bit jumbled,

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<v Speaker 4>but this is the moral history. This is the way

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<v Speaker 4>there was one big hot question in particle physics, and

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<v Speaker 4>that question had to do with the Higgs boson. So

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<v Speaker 4>the Higgs boson that in twenty thirteen won the Nobel Prize.

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<v Speaker 4>It's discovery, big deal, big fucking deal.

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<v Speaker 3>And now that's sometimes wrongly called the god particle.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you ask physicist in my generation, its discovery

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<v Speaker 4>was more like the saking particle, where we had to

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<v Speaker 4>nineties we had realized there's probably a Higgs. If there's

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<v Speaker 4>there's a Higgs, something isn't quite right in the theory

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<v Speaker 4>the Higgs, if the Higgs had the mass and the

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<v Speaker 4>seem right. It was far lighter in mass than it

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<v Speaker 4>really ought to have been, so we now know it

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<v Speaker 4>weighs about one hundred and twenty five times the mass

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<v Speaker 4>of a proton, which is pretty honking for a fundamental particle.

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<v Speaker 4>And our prediction naively if I gave that calculation to

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<v Speaker 4>a first year grad student, they'd say, it's probably way

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<v Speaker 4>heavier than that. It's like balancing a pencil on its tip.

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<v Speaker 4>The quantum corrections to its mass would make the Higgs

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<v Speaker 3>Some very brief background on this. So Higgs particles make

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<v Speaker 3>up the Higgs field, which is this big cloud of

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<v Speaker 3>bosons or particles. So matter started out zipping around like photons,

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<v Speaker 3>just unencumbered by mass, but interaction with the Higgs field

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<v Speaker 3>is what makes matter interact with gravity and have that

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<v Speaker 3>mass be gravitationally attracted to each other. But Higgs bosons

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<v Speaker 3>very hard to find. You have to get a large

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<v Speaker 3>hadron collider, say maybe twenty seven kilometers under Geneva, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you've got to raise protons at each other, you

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<v Speaker 3>what's left, aka a decay signature. And if you're looking

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<v Speaker 3>through all those pieces and you have pieces and parts

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<v Speaker 3>for what could have been a Higgs boson that existed

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<v Speaker 3>for a fraction of a millisecond, then that's almost almost proof.

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<v Speaker 3>But for a long time, this possibility of the Higgs

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<v Speaker 3>particle had vexed science for years. One leading scientist wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to call a goddamn particle, but his book publisher was like,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go softer, and naively made the face palm modification

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<v Speaker 3>to just call it the god particle, which has been

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<v Speaker 3>making physicists cringe for decades now. But yes, essentially, things

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<v Speaker 4>Up, and so this was a huge puzzle. It's analogous

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<v Speaker 4>you turn the oven on and the ice cube still there. Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>So we called this the hierarchy problem, and for people

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<v Speaker 4>we were at our academic papers. It was a big deal.

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<v Speaker 4>It seemed to be the reason why our theory of

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<v Speaker 4>particle physics just could not be complete.

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<v Speaker 3>So prior to twenty thirteen, they knew something new.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't quite right, and so we had these great

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<v Speaker 4>exotic theories. They had funny names supersymmetry, extra dimensions, compositeness.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, maybe the electron and its cousins are not

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<v Speaker 4>So this was the heyday in the nineties of doing

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<v Speaker 4>actually look like the way it does, we need to

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<v Speaker 4>get these new particles that stick around. They don't decay,

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<v Speaker 4>they're just around. That's kind of weird. And I imagine

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<v Speaker 4>there's some physicist, particle physicist, sitting in his office saying this,

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<v Speaker 4>and astronomer walks by and says, you have particles just

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<v Speaker 4>that we have there's more mass in these galaxies. And

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<v Speaker 4>so particle physicists were, I mean, we're kind of smug,

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<v Speaker 4>just said, oh, yeah, okay, good, I have discovered what

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<v Speaker 4>your dark matter ought to be. You. In fifteen years,

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<v Speaker 4>when we turn on this collider, we're going to discover

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<v Speaker 4>what this particle is. We'll measure how heavy it is,

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<v Speaker 4>you've been looking at for the past one hundred years.

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<v Speaker 4>This was the promise. Yeah, And so particle physicists didn't

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<v Speaker 4>even care about the dark matter, because that was the

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<v Speaker 4>output of this elegant theory that solved the capital H

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<v Speaker 4>hierarchy problem.

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<v Speaker 3>And just a side note, so the Capital S standard

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<v Speaker 3>Capital M model of particle physics involves this uniform framework

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<v Speaker 3>for understanding electromagnetic and weak and strong interactions, and the

427
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<v Speaker 3>hierarchy problem is the difference between the way a weak force,

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<v Speaker 3>which is a force that allows protons to become neutrons

429
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<v Speaker 3>and then back and forth vice versa. So that weak

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<v Speaker 3>force is actually not week at all. It's ten to

431
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<v Speaker 3>the twenty fourth times stronger than gravity, but only at

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<v Speaker 3>really short distances. So this was the big strong weak

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<v Speaker 3>elephant in the physics room.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's how I was trained as a grad student,

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<v Speaker 4>And the year that I graduated was twenty thirteen. I

436
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<v Speaker 4>had written some papers on extra dimensions and all of

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<v Speaker 4>these exotic new things that we would predict that we

438
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<v Speaker 4>would see at the LHC. And by the time that

439
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<v Speaker 4>I turned in my thesis, it was pretty clear that

440
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<v Speaker 4>none of those things would be discovered. Wow, we had

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<v Speaker 4>discovered the most basic, most boring version of the Higgs boson,

442
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<v Speaker 4>and none of the things that we predicted for the

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<v Speaker 4>overarching theory that explained why it was there, and then

444
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<v Speaker 4>we got stuck, Oh, what of mine better? H And

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<v Speaker 4>I think this is where there's been a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>a renaissance in the theory of dark matter, because, on

447
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<v Speaker 4>the one hand, the smug particle theorists like me, who

448
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<v Speaker 4>would assume that we, of course dark matter is this thing.

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<v Speaker 4>All of our best theories predict this thing, Well, that's

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<v Speaker 4>out the window. But dark matter is still out there.

451
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<v Speaker 4>And meanwhile, actually, all of these theories that we spent

452
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<v Speaker 4>our time building and cutting our teeth understanding may be

453
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<v Speaker 4>the simplest versions of those guys are out the window too,

454
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<v Speaker 4>So what are we working on? So several of us

455
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<v Speaker 4>are still working on understanding the Higgs, but armed with

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<v Speaker 4>all of these new fan and see techniques for building theories,

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<v Speaker 4>several of us went on to think about dark matter

458
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<v Speaker 4>because now we can look at this problem with fresh eyes,

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<v Speaker 4>without the prejudice of, well, this is more important problem

460
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<v Speaker 4>that has this more important solution, and this is just

461
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<v Speaker 4>the byproduct that thing. Now we've been thinking more open

462
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<v Speaker 4>endedly about what dark matter could be, not just what

463
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<v Speaker 4>we expect it to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you all expect to flip a switch on the collider,

465
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<v Speaker 3>some things would go p p and pew, and then

466
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<v Speaker 3>suddenly a lot of calculations would make sense. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>how does that even? Do you expect to flip on

468
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<v Speaker 3>a switch and suddenly it's quantum leap and we're in

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<v Speaker 3>a different dimension, Like, wow.

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<v Speaker 4>This is back. Yeah, this is a great question because

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<v Speaker 4>you're bringing me back to grad school. Where So particle

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<v Speaker 4>physics in particular, but physics in general, is a really

473
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<v Speaker 4>funny science because our community is split between theorists and experimentalists,

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<v Speaker 4>and the theorists who work more on the mathematical superstructure

475
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<v Speaker 4>and the experimentalist who are actually the club everyone's who

476
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<v Speaker 4>test the theories and see how you do the scientific method.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's be honest.

478
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<v Speaker 3>So theory directs experimentalists where to look because this is

479
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<v Speaker 3>team effort. There's no eye in dark matter. Well, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. There might be, we don't know what's.

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<v Speaker 4>As a grad student, the particle theorist who all had

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<v Speaker 4>our pet theories that we wanted to discover, and the

483
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<v Speaker 4>experimental grad students were all buddy buddy, and we go

484
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<v Speaker 4>to the bar together and they would get so pissed

485
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<v Speaker 4>off at us because that was what you described was

486
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<v Speaker 4>exactly how we thought it would work. You just turn

487
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<v Speaker 4>it on and everything works. You just turn it on,

488
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<v Speaker 4>you get all the data, and we just confirm this

489
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<v Speaker 4>theory versus that theory, where of course, these colliders and

490
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<v Speaker 4>these detectors are gigantic, cavernous, intricate, subtle machines, and doing

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<v Speaker 4>a proper search for a new particle that is most

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<v Speaker 4>likely invisible is incredibly subtle. So it is a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a long slog. So I think the LHC, depending

494
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<v Speaker 4>on what you call turn on, turned on right around

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<v Speaker 4>two thousand and eight, and it wasn't until twenty twelve

496
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<v Speaker 4>that they were pretty sure they saw the Higgs. In

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<v Speaker 4>twenty thirteen that they had the Nobel Prize.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Nobel Prize in Physics for twenty thirteen was

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<v Speaker 3>awarded jointly to Francois Anglaire and Peter Higgs for quote

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<v Speaker 3>the theoretical discovery of a mechanism that contributes to our

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<v Speaker 3>understanding of the origin of mass of subatomic particles, which

502
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<v Speaker 3>was confirmed through the discovery of the predicted fundamental particle

503
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<v Speaker 3>at CERN's Large Hadron Collider. So the LHC, by the way,

504
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<v Speaker 3>had the juice to discover that decay channel of the

505
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<v Speaker 3>Higgs boson where they were like these pieces of parts,

506
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<v Speaker 3>these were Higgs at one point. Because the LHC is

507
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<v Speaker 3>a collider that finally has enough energy to really ramp

508
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<v Speaker 3>up those photons and smash them real good scientifically speaking,

509
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<v Speaker 3>and they do it trillions of times over, just smash, smash, mash,

510
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<v Speaker 3>one hundred meters below the Earth, collecting all these data

511
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<v Speaker 3>from particle parts starting back in September two thousand and eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever hear theories about as soon as it

513
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<v Speaker 3>went on that we've shifted into a different universe or

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<v Speaker 3>a different dimension.

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<v Speaker 4>There are things like that. They're a little bit wonky.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, things like it was. I thought it was called

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<v Speaker 3>the Berenstein Bears, the barren Stein Bears and all of

518
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<v Speaker 3>these things.

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<v Speaker 4>If only we hadn't turned on the LHC.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, we're in a completely different universe. What about

521
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<v Speaker 3>the name dark matter and dark energy, because it's invisible at.

522
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<v Speaker 4>Best, right absolutely?

523
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<v Speaker 3>Who decided that it would be called dark Who decided

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<v Speaker 3>that it would have a spooky name?

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<v Speaker 4>That is a great question. I think it was z Wiki,

526
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<v Speaker 4>who was a famously cantankerous physicist in the early part

527
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<v Speaker 4>of the twentieth century.

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<v Speaker 3>So yes, this was nineteen thirty three with Caltex Fritz

529
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<v Speaker 3>Zwicki and when you hear the words famously cantankerous, I

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<v Speaker 3>know you want the story time and among a lot

531
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<v Speaker 3>of different legends and slander and feuds and jealousy and

532
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<v Speaker 3>what sounds like a maybe a touch of old timey

533
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<v Speaker 3>verbal abuse. If his enemy stories were to be leaved,

534
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<v Speaker 3>Swicky would allegedly call his colleagues scatter brains and spherical bastards.

535
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<v Speaker 3>Spherical because quote, they are bastards every way I look

536
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<v Speaker 3>at them. Ooh messy, I love it. But a two

537
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<v Speaker 3>thousand and eight article in Discover magazine features testimony from

538
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<v Speaker 3>Zwicky's daughter, Barberina that doctor Fritz was just so brilliant

539
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<v Speaker 3>that he had a lot of haters. But he was

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<v Speaker 3>the one.

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<v Speaker 4>Who coined the term dark matter, and what he meant

542
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<v Speaker 4>was that it doesn't interact with light.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So usually we think things that are dark don't

545
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<v Speaker 4>interact with light, but actually probably there's some junior high

546
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<v Speaker 4>student out there who'll say, no, no, no, things that

547
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<v Speaker 4>are dark absorbed light. They're actually maximally interacting with light.

548
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<v Speaker 4>If you're an astronomer dark means you don't see any

549
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<v Speaker 4>photons from it, So I think that's why they use

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<v Speaker 4>the word dark. And to the best of my knowledge,

551
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<v Speaker 4>I think dark energy, which was discovered a little bit later,

552
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<v Speaker 4>as a big question mark. Yeah, they latched onto the

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<v Speaker 4>to the branding that we developed, and they used the

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<v Speaker 4>word dark to mean just like dark matter. We don't

555
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<v Speaker 4>know what this is, but at least dark matter, we

556
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<v Speaker 4>had the idea that this was stuff. These were particles.

557
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<v Speaker 4>I'm ninety nine point nine percent sure dark matter is

558
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<v Speaker 4>at least one particle. Dark energy definitely behaves differently, and

559
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<v Speaker 4>it's a much weirder thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you drive around in traffic and think about this stuff? Like,

561
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<v Speaker 3>can you ever escape theorizing about this?

562
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<v Speaker 4>Oh that is a great question. I think the imposter

563
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<v Speaker 4>syndrome and me says, yeah, I escape it way too much.

564
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<v Speaker 4>But traffic in la as you know, is not a

565
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<v Speaker 4>great place to have happy thoughts. But I often find

566
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<v Speaker 4>myself thinking about physics in a swimming pool. Really, so

567
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<v Speaker 4>for example, there's this idea of we are fish in

568
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<v Speaker 4>an ocean of dark matter. That was something that I

569
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<v Speaker 4>was thinking about while swimming, and I guess being in

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<v Speaker 4>a mathematical discipline. You're your equipment, Like having the finest

571
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<v Speaker 4>equipment is really having a clear mind. And I can

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<v Speaker 4>sit in my desk and I can do a calculation,

573
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<v Speaker 4>I can write a paper. But the creative spark is

574
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<v Speaker 4>something that usually happens outside of those environments. So walking

575
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<v Speaker 4>around or having tea on my patio, that's that's where

576
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<v Speaker 4>the magic happens.

577
00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:25.079
<v Speaker 3>And do theoretical physicists get together and just have like

578
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<v Speaker 3>brain dumps and try to spark ideas.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, So you already know the secret of theoretical physics,

580
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<v Speaker 4>that is exactly it. Two of the meccas of theoretical

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<v Speaker 4>physics in the United States are the Aspen Center for

582
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<v Speaker 4>Physics in Aspen, Colorado and the Kavil Institute for Theoretical

583
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<v Speaker 4>Physics in Santa Barbara. And to good approximation of what

584
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<v Speaker 4>these things are, are places where you can have summer

585
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<v Speaker 4>camp for theoretical physicists. And why would you need this

586
00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:53.960
<v Speaker 4>because we all end up being specialists in it's not

587
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<v Speaker 4>even just our particular subfield, but the particular language that

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<v Speaker 4>we use to understand the mathematics, the particular analogies that

589
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:04.920
<v Speaker 4>we like, the particular intuition that we develop. That the

590
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<v Speaker 4>real sparks happen when you bring us into the same place,

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<v Speaker 4>you give us a chalkboard, you remove every other distraction,

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<v Speaker 4>and you let us ask each other. So what are

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<v Speaker 4>you working on? Oh, how do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 4>And then everything happens it's, oh, well, you know, I've

595
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<v Speaker 4>been thinking about this other thing, and the language that

596
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<v Speaker 4>I use is this, and here's how idea with this calculation,

597
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:30.039
<v Speaker 4>and that's how new ideas come about. And oftentimes you

598
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<v Speaker 4>could spend two weeks at one of these places over

599
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<v Speaker 4>the summer, go back to your home institution, do your teaching,

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<v Speaker 4>but spend the rest of the year working at these ideas,

601
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<v Speaker 4>having zoom calls every once in a while, but it's

602
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<v Speaker 4>kind of the momentum builder of our field.

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<v Speaker 3>And be honest with me, without having to name names,

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<v Speaker 3>how many astrophysicists out there think that dark matter might

605
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<v Speaker 3>be ghosts? What if dark matter is ghosts? What if

606
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<v Speaker 3>dark energy is ghosts? What if it's all ghosts? What

607
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<v Speaker 3>if we're swimming in ghosts.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a famous quote from Nima Kuni him Med

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<v Speaker 4>before the LHC turned on, and the quote was something

610
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<v Speaker 4>along the lines of we might turn it on and

611
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<v Speaker 4>dragons might pop out. We have no idea what's going

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<v Speaker 4>to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>So in a March two thousand and eight New York

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<v Speaker 3>Times article, this particle theorist, who was at the Institute

615
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<v Speaker 3>for Advance Study in Princeton, told the paper that there

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<v Speaker 3>was some probability of almost anything happening, even a minuscule

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<v Speaker 3>chance that quote, the large Hadron collider might make dragons

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<v Speaker 3>that might eat us up. Maybe he was just ahead

619
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<v Speaker 3>of the curve and predicting the twenty eleven premiere of

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<v Speaker 3>Came of Thrones, But either way, people were rightly pumped.

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<v Speaker 4>And that kind of encapsulated a lot of the excitement.

622
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<v Speaker 4>There is something to be said about maybe dark matter

623
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<v Speaker 4>is something much more exciting than particles. And there are

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<v Speaker 4>theories where the dark matter plural could form dark atoms,

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<v Speaker 4>just like you have protons and electrons. Maybe something like

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<v Speaker 4>a dark proton and a dark electron that we can't

627
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<v Speaker 4>see but they can see each other, and those form

628
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<v Speaker 4>dark atoms, and then it's not hard to imagine, well,

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<v Speaker 4>those dark atoms could have dark chemistry, that dark chemistry

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<v Speaker 4>can form dark life, That dark life could maybe maybe

631
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<v Speaker 4>it's an entire sentsion civilization living in our dark matter

632
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:23.159
<v Speaker 4>halo where our galaxy is sitting, and we just don't

633
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<v Speaker 4>realize it. But because there is five times more of

634
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 4>them than there is us, we are the ghosts were

635
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<v Speaker 4>We're weird, the weird thing.

636
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<v Speaker 3>Wow, oh my gosh. Dark atoms that don't interact with

637
00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:43.800
<v Speaker 3>light or electromagnetic forces, just having a whole ass life

638
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<v Speaker 3>all around us. Physicists even think that dark matter travels

639
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:52.519
<v Speaker 3>straight through normal matter, just sailing through closed doors and

640
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:56.960
<v Speaker 3>bathroom stalls and rocks and planets like some kind of

641
00:34:57.000 --> 00:35:01.840
<v Speaker 3>spooky cosmic horror movie. Do you still look to sci

642
00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:04.920
<v Speaker 3>fi for inspiration at all? Or do you pick apart

643
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<v Speaker 3>sci fi?

644
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:10.079
<v Speaker 4>Oh? I, let's see. That's a great question, and it's

645
00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:12.559
<v Speaker 4>something where it's one of the things I'm really thankful

646
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:14.679
<v Speaker 4>to be at UC Riverside, where we have this fantastic

647
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:18.400
<v Speaker 4>creative writing department. Until very recently Nala Hopkinson was here,

648
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:21.159
<v Speaker 4>and she's an amazing sci fi writer. I actually tried

649
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:24.000
<v Speaker 4>to pitch that idea as being the ghost to the

650
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:26.400
<v Speaker 4>dark matter scientist, but no, sci fi is still a

651
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:29.239
<v Speaker 4>huge part of my life and it's not as simple

652
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:31.079
<v Speaker 4>as I read a sci fi story and say, hey,

653
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:34.119
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to incorporate that into one of my funny theories.

654
00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:39.440
<v Speaker 4>But I love seeing how creative people play with physical ideas,

655
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:42.079
<v Speaker 4>So I guess you would say I like hard sci fi.

656
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:45.559
<v Speaker 4>I've never really understood the distinction. But my favorite author

657
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<v Speaker 4>at the moment is Ted Chang. And Ted Chang who

658
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<v Speaker 4>wrote the short story Story of Your Life, which was

659
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<v Speaker 4>what the movie Arrival was based on.

660
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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

661
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<v Speaker 4>Yes, most people think the movie Arrival is about linguistics,

662
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:03.199
<v Speaker 4>and part of it is. But when I read that story,

663
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:06.480
<v Speaker 4>that story was about quantum mechanics, and it was about

664
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<v Speaker 4>a particular interpretation of quantum mechanics, and it was very

665
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 4>clear to me that Ted Chang took some quantum mechanics

666
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:16.159
<v Speaker 4>class or read a textbook and understood it incredibly well

667
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:20.079
<v Speaker 4>and said, Okay, I'm going to make a universe literally

668
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<v Speaker 4>with these physical laws, with the one small tweak, and

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<v Speaker 4>let's see how that plays out into a dramatic story.

670
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<v Speaker 4>And that's something which I draw tremendous inspiration from because

671
00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:32.719
<v Speaker 4>that's exactly what people like me do. Where we have

672
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:34.719
<v Speaker 4>a question that we have to answer, what is dark matter?

673
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:38.320
<v Speaker 4>We have a theoretical edifice something called the Standard model

674
00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:41.159
<v Speaker 4>of particle physics. It's a couple of equations.

675
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<v Speaker 3>And remember that standard model of particle physics that involved

676
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:49.440
<v Speaker 3>a framework for understanding electromagnetic and weak and strong interactions.

677
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:54.079
<v Speaker 4>We are constrained that any theory that we make up

678
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<v Speaker 4>has to agree with what we currently observe. So I

679
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<v Speaker 4>has to agree with this standard model theory in the

680
00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:05.039
<v Speaker 4>regime where you can make those measurements, and that game

681
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<v Speaker 4>of how do you create a predictive theory of dark

682
00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:12.480
<v Speaker 4>matter subject to these constraints really reminds me of Ted

683
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<v Speaker 4>Chang playing the game of I'm going to take these

684
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:19.719
<v Speaker 4>physical laws, make a tweak, and see how that pans out.

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00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:22.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so Arrival came out in twenty sixteen, So I

686
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:26.159
<v Speaker 3>love you. But you've had ample opportunities to view this

687
00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:29.639
<v Speaker 3>or to have it spoiled, or maybe you saw it

688
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:32.719
<v Speaker 3>on an airplane and you didn't even even totally understand it.

689
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:35.920
<v Speaker 3>But to avoid a spoiler, just fast forward about ninety seconds.

690
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.239
<v Speaker 3>If you have seen it, listen because it'll make you

691
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:40.519
<v Speaker 3>like the movie more. What was the tweak that he made?

692
00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:45.280
<v Speaker 4>He made the tweak. Let's see. So in the Story

693
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:49.360
<v Speaker 4>of your Life, the main character could view her entire

694
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<v Speaker 4>timeline and the principle of least action. This is jargon now,

695
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:57.679
<v Speaker 4>but there's something called the principle of least action and

696
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:01.079
<v Speaker 4>quantum mechanics, which tells you to get from point A

697
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:04.199
<v Speaker 4>to point B, to get from the universe at right

698
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.039
<v Speaker 4>now to the universe right now. We actually went through

699
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:11.360
<v Speaker 4>every single possible historical evolution. Maybe I was sitting in

700
00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:13.559
<v Speaker 4>this chair, maybe we're in different chairs. Maybe I moved

701
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:16.239
<v Speaker 4>over there and came back. All of those things quote

702
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:20.760
<v Speaker 4>unquote literally happened. And the path that we took, the

703
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<v Speaker 4>most likely path quantum mechanically is the one that minimizes

704
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<v Speaker 4>some function. So people sometimes call it a sum over

705
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:34.719
<v Speaker 4>histories interpretation of quantum mechanics. And Ted Chang said, maybe

706
00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:38.960
<v Speaker 4>this character can see that entire history, and the tweak

707
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:41.760
<v Speaker 4>was because she understood this alien language which is based

708
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<v Speaker 4>on this idea. So in our universe and in the

709
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<v Speaker 4>way that quantum mechanics works, one wouldn't actually see the

710
00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:51.719
<v Speaker 4>entire history. But there is a puzzle there, and every

711
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:54.599
<v Speaker 4>single student who learns this puzzles over what it means

712
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:57.639
<v Speaker 4>that these equations seem to imply that these particles know

713
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<v Speaker 4>about the future.

714
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:03.480
<v Speaker 3>You mentioned something about dark atoms and dark chemistry. You're

715
00:39:03.519 --> 00:39:07.199
<v Speaker 3>trying to make sense of dark matter using a field

716
00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:11.000
<v Speaker 3>of math that applies to everything else. Is there a

717
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:13.800
<v Speaker 3>possibility that there's a dark math, that there's just a

718
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<v Speaker 3>completely different way of.

719
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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that is one perhaps for the philosophy department. And

720
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<v Speaker 4>I say that very carefully because I think usually when

721
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:27.159
<v Speaker 4>a physicist says that's for the philosophy department, that's probably condescended.

722
00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:30.760
<v Speaker 4>That's probably dismissive. That's how we say I don't want

723
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:35.840
<v Speaker 4>to think about that. The assumption is math is logical rigor,

724
00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:40.239
<v Speaker 4>and so that just has to be true. And I

725
00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.960
<v Speaker 4>don't even know how to think about a different reality,

726
00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:46.199
<v Speaker 4>a different universe that has different loss of math. I

727
00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:50.039
<v Speaker 4>can imagine a different universe where the fundamental constants are

728
00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:52.960
<v Speaker 4>a little bit different, maybe there are more particles, fewer particles,

729
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:56.280
<v Speaker 4>but I don't know how to think about one where

730
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<v Speaker 4>math is different.

731
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<v Speaker 3>Is there a myth that you would love to bust

732
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<v Speaker 3>about dark matter? Like? What is one thing that the

733
00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:06.360
<v Speaker 3>public thinks they know about it that they don't other

734
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<v Speaker 3>than that it's ghosts?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's great, that is a great question. I'll start

736
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:16.920
<v Speaker 4>with a basic one. It's not antimatter. Okay, it's not antimatter.

737
00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:21.880
<v Speaker 4>It's probably also not black holes. Okay, so these are

738
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<v Speaker 4>the other two like exotic things that you learn from

739
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Star Trek yees. So it's not antimatter because if we're

740
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<v Speaker 4>swimming in the sea of dark matter, and if the

741
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:34.079
<v Speaker 4>dark matter were antimatter, it would keep annihilating with ordinary

742
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:38.039
<v Speaker 4>matter and producing light. So the fact that I was

743
00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:39.880
<v Speaker 4>gonna say that we're not a glow stick in the universe,

744
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:42.719
<v Speaker 4>but really the fact that our galaxy is and just

745
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:47.000
<v Speaker 4>being burnt up by the antimatter. That means dark matter

746
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:50.400
<v Speaker 4>is not antimatter. Nice. Until fairly recently, we would say

747
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.719
<v Speaker 4>it's not black holes because black holes are a totally

748
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 4>different thing. But there have been some thoughts recently that

749
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.320
<v Speaker 4>there might be little, tiny black holes that were formed

750
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.039
<v Speaker 4>in the universe that would behave like dark matter.

751
00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:03.519
<v Speaker 3>How tiny are we talking.

752
00:41:03.920 --> 00:41:07.639
<v Speaker 4>That's a good there's a range of sizes. But the

753
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:10.400
<v Speaker 4>story of little black holes is funny. For a long time,

754
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 4>people were worried that turning on the LHC would produce

755
00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:14.199
<v Speaker 4>lots of little black holes that would eat the Earth.

756
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:18.400
<v Speaker 4>Sounds like fun but we were pretty sure that little

757
00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:21.960
<v Speaker 4>black holes evaporate and would be relatively harmless. Little black

758
00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:23.039
<v Speaker 4>holes are like little particles.

759
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:26.920
<v Speaker 3>And do you think that those could be just on Earth,

760
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:29.920
<v Speaker 3>in just little pockets here and there.

761
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:33.239
<v Speaker 4>Chances are no, I would bet no, But it is

762
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:35.760
<v Speaker 4>a theoretical possibility. It's attached to a whole bunch of

763
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:38.920
<v Speaker 4>other weird things. I think to make it work out gravitationally,

764
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:41.199
<v Speaker 4>you need to have extra dimensions, and maybe a few

765
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:44.039
<v Speaker 4>extra dimensions. But it was a fun thing to think

766
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:45.360
<v Speaker 4>about ten years ago.

767
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:48.679
<v Speaker 3>Do you think that dark matter could be extra dimensions?

768
00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:51.760
<v Speaker 4>That is a great question. That is what I spent

769
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:56.159
<v Speaker 4>my summer vacation thinking about. So extra dimensions are a

770
00:41:56.239 --> 00:42:00.440
<v Speaker 4>really funny quirk in the history of theoretical physics. I

771
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<v Speaker 4>think the modern way of thinking about this is the

772
00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:09.159
<v Speaker 4>people who work on extra dimensions don't necessarily literally believe

773
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:12.159
<v Speaker 4>in if I could just step in the right way,

774
00:42:12.199 --> 00:42:15.039
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to be in some parallel universe. But in

775
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:19.559
<v Speaker 4>the mathematics one realizes that if I can write a

776
00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:23.000
<v Speaker 4>theory in three dimensions of space plus one dimension of time,

777
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.360
<v Speaker 4>I could write a theory in four dimensions of splace

778
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:27.880
<v Speaker 4>plus one dimension of time, or in five dimensions of space,

779
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:30.679
<v Speaker 4>in one dimension of time, no problem. It's just it's

780
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:34.960
<v Speaker 4>another number that you add onto your mathematical expressions, and

781
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:38.039
<v Speaker 4>so people it was easy to play with. And in

782
00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:42.039
<v Speaker 4>the nineteen nineties one of the huge revolutions in theoretical

783
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:46.159
<v Speaker 4>physics was this observation that particular types of theories with

784
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:53.360
<v Speaker 4>extra dimensions end up giving mathematically equivalent predictions when you

785
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:57.400
<v Speaker 4>ask the right question to a type of quantum theory

786
00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:00.000
<v Speaker 4>that is really hard to calculate. This is something called

787
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:04.719
<v Speaker 4>duality in physics, and it meant that I could calculate

788
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:08.920
<v Speaker 4>something in my wonky theory of extra dimensions, and that

789
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:13.119
<v Speaker 4>calculation would actually mean something in an ordinary theory. Ordinary

790
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:16.599
<v Speaker 4>meaning three dimensions of space, one dimension of time. That

791
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:21.320
<v Speaker 4>is highly quantum mechanical, but a perfectly plausible theory. And

792
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:23.960
<v Speaker 4>it was a type of theory that we really didn't

793
00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:27.199
<v Speaker 4>know how to deal with until we had tools like.

794
00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:30.519
<v Speaker 3>This, tools like the large Hadron glider.

795
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:33.679
<v Speaker 4>And so one of the fun things to play with

796
00:43:33.880 --> 00:43:37.440
<v Speaker 4>is we have this really powerful machine to make predictions

797
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:39.920
<v Speaker 4>where we couldn't make predictions twenty years ago. Maybe we

798
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:43.920
<v Speaker 4>can describe cool theories of dark matter, that one could

799
00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:48.280
<v Speaker 4>explain why we haven't discovered dark matter, and two could

800
00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:52.599
<v Speaker 4>motivate interesting different searches. Because this is this is where

801
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:54.039
<v Speaker 4>we are right now, that we need to figure out

802
00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 4>what is the best way to test these different theories

803
00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:56.760
<v Speaker 4>of dark matter.

804
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<v Speaker 3>It better happened in my lifetime. I mean, I'm sure

805
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:02.400
<v Speaker 3>you think the same thing, given that this is your

806
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<v Speaker 3>life's work.

807
00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:06.719
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yeah, and and in fact this is for me.

808
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:10.639
<v Speaker 4>This is a difference between dark matter and dark energy.

809
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<v Speaker 4>Both of them are things we have no idea what

810
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:14.119
<v Speaker 4>they are. I certainly have no idea what they are.

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<v Speaker 4>Dark matter, we have an experimental program and we know

812
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:20.679
<v Speaker 4>enough about it that I have faith that we have

813
00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:23.800
<v Speaker 4>a sporting chance that we will learn something deep about

814
00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:26.639
<v Speaker 4>dark matter in my lifetime. Dark energy, I'm not sure

815
00:44:26.679 --> 00:44:29.320
<v Speaker 4>if we'll learn anything about it in the history of humanity.

816
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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a Google alert set for dark matter?

817
00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:34.519
<v Speaker 3>Just in case there's some news that breaks that you're like, wait,

818
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:35.519
<v Speaker 3>when did that happen?

819
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<v Speaker 4>I have an RSS feed and I follow some Twitter accounts,

820
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:43.119
<v Speaker 4>so yeah, there are funny things about things like this

821
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:46.760
<v Speaker 4>in particle physics. I've forgotten what the network is, but

822
00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:51.079
<v Speaker 4>there are there are astrophysical events that it's it's all

823
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:53.400
<v Speaker 4>hands on board. When the moment this happens, the next

824
00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:56.480
<v Speaker 4>supernova is going to be the most exciting thing in decades.

825
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<v Speaker 3>A supernova heads up is this giant explosion caused by

826
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<v Speaker 3>a star burning out of fuel and then collapsing on

827
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<v Speaker 3>itself and going cape and NASA urges you to imagine

828
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<v Speaker 3>a star one million times the mass of Earth collapsing

829
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<v Speaker 3>in fifteen seconds. What's left behind is this cloud of

830
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<v Speaker 3>gases called a nebula. Or if the star is big enough,

831
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<v Speaker 3>like ten times the size of our Sun, you might

832
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<v Speaker 3>even get a black hole out of it. So a

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<v Speaker 3>supernova can also happen with a white dwarf, which is

834
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<v Speaker 3>like an Earth sized star that's run out of fuel,

835
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<v Speaker 3>it gets too close to another star, it siphons off

836
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<v Speaker 3>some of its matter and then cuplousies. But will there

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<v Speaker 3>be maybe like a supernova this week, this month you

838
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<v Speaker 3>can watch? Is there a Twitter account you can follow?

839
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<v Speaker 3>Probably not. They only happen in the Milky Way a

840
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<v Speaker 3>few times every century, but when they do, it is

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<v Speaker 3>the equivalent of a giant legendary house party. For physicists.

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<v Speaker 3>It is on It is a Rager.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a story of supernova nineteen eighty seven, a where

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<v Speaker 4>we learned a lot about neutrinos. And now that we

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<v Speaker 4>know gravitational waves exist, now that we have all sorts

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<v Speaker 4>of really exciting complimentary satellites and astrophysical observatories, there is

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<v Speaker 4>this network where if anybody realizes that there is a supernova,

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<v Speaker 4>all of these telescope all these detectors will drop whatever

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<v Speaker 4>it is are doing and they will point at that

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<v Speaker 4>part in the sky and take all the data that

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<v Speaker 4>they can. That's a Twitter feed that I like to

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<v Speaker 4>be debscribe too.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask you questions from listeners?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean, for the most part, we got a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of what is it? Who can blame them? But

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<v Speaker 3>before we get to those questions, with the amazingly affable

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<v Speaker 3>them and the second charity he chose is Feeding America

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's shed some light on your burning dark matter queries? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Will Clark first time question asker also known as p Willy,

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<v Speaker 3>is dark matter the absence of matter or something measurable?

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<v Speaker 3>We now know it's something measurable, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, absolutely, Okay, so dark matter. This is one of

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<v Speaker 4>the great things where it's fairly ordinary that it is

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<v Speaker 4>a thing. It is, it is stuff, it is matter.

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<v Speaker 4>M h.

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<v Speaker 3>It's something that was also asked by patrons Jessica Smith, Ruby,

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<v Speaker 3>Chanfrey On, freglore Ed, Maetzivak, Jackie and first time question

893
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<v Speaker 3>askers Lucas water Body and Sam Phillips quarreling. So let's

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<v Speaker 3>dip in to the next question. Leahy Anderson first time

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<v Speaker 3>question asker asked what is a hidden valley? And says

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<v Speaker 3>Serin mentions it on their web page about dark matter?

897
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<v Speaker 3>Is there a potentially parallel universe occupying the same space

898
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<v Speaker 3>that we have it? What is hidden valley? It is

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<v Speaker 3>not a side of ranch. I'm guessing that is a

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<v Speaker 3>great question. So hidden valleys are a class of theories

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<v Speaker 3>that were developed by Matt Strassler and Catherine Zurich in

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<v Speaker 3>the mid two thousands, I believe, and they are actually

903
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<v Speaker 3>related to some of the extra dimensional signatures that I

904
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<v Speaker 3>mentioned earlier. It's really funny that the listener asked that question.

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<v Speaker 3>I was reading the Hidden Valley paper recently for some

906
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<v Speaker 3>research that I'm working on.

907
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<v Speaker 4>We were looking forward to the LHC. We all had

908
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<v Speaker 4>these favorite theories supersymmetry, extra dimensions, and the Hidden Valley.

909
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<v Speaker 4>Authors were thinking about what are more exotic things that

910
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<v Speaker 4>could come through at the LHC. We all have this

911
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<v Speaker 4>idea that you turn it like theorists. You turn it

912
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<v Speaker 4>on and you just see all the new particles.

913
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<v Speaker 3>It's easy.

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<v Speaker 4>What if it's not so easy? What if the new

915
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<v Speaker 4>particles don't really behave like ordinary particles, or what if

916
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<v Speaker 4>they have really different signatures? And the Hidden Valleys were

917
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<v Speaker 4>a type of theory that were constructed to show other

918
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<v Speaker 4>physicists how weird and how unique these experimental signatures could be.

919
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<v Speaker 3>And you know, we mentioned a little bit about dimensions,

920
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<v Speaker 3>but a few folks, including listeners, He wanted to know

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<v Speaker 3>and says, sorry if this one is a little too

922
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<v Speaker 3>sci fi. E no need to apologize for that here. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 3>if you consider the theory of multiple universes, could another

924
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<v Speaker 3>universe be made entirely of dark matter dark energy? But

925
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<v Speaker 3>you mentioned dimensions, But what's the difference between multiverses and

926
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<v Speaker 3>different dimensions or are they used interchangeably?

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<v Speaker 4>Good good good, good good good. Okay. It becomes a

928
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<v Speaker 4>question of where do we start agreeing on what words mean.

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<v Speaker 4>What is a universe? So if we assume a universe

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<v Speaker 4>is some self consistent, perhaps imaginary everything, So a universe

931
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<v Speaker 4>is has some number of dimensions of space and time.

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<v Speaker 4>If there's more than one time dimension, I have no

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<v Speaker 4>idea how to make sense of it. It has some

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<v Speaker 4>kind of governing physical theory, so some there's some equation

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<v Speaker 4>telling you what the particles are, how they move. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's that's a good approximation for what I think of

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<v Speaker 4>universe is okay. So a multiverse would be a collection

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<v Speaker 4>of different universes that really should not interact at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, So whether or not the multiverse is real

940
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<v Speaker 4>is such a weird question. Not because if it is real,

941
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<v Speaker 4>something exotics going to happen. But if a multiverse is real,

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<v Speaker 4>by definition, those other universes have nothing to do with us.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't traverse them, you can't pass through them. But

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<v Speaker 4>the idea is they would have very different laws of physics.

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<v Speaker 4>If I said that our universe, if you characterize our

946
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<v Speaker 4>universe by some list of numbers, the mass of the electron,

947
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<v Speaker 4>the strength of the electric coupling, the strength of gravity.

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<v Speaker 4>There's some list of numbers and you just push them

949
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<v Speaker 4>into your theory. A different universe would be one with

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<v Speaker 4>different numbers. And what the Marvel cinematic universe has done

951
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<v Speaker 4>for us has given us this idea that if there's

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<v Speaker 4>a multiverse, then you can go between them and you know,

953
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<v Speaker 4>harve whatever infinity stones and bringing them back. But that's

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<v Speaker 4>not quite how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>What about everything everywhere all at once? I see that movie.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Across the multiverse. I see thousands of evidence. See not

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<v Speaker 3>how that works.

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<v Speaker 4>One of my favorite students in my particle physicist class

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00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:24.400
<v Speaker 4>last term brought that up in class and said, can

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<v Speaker 4>we talk about this afterwards?

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<v Speaker 3>You love it as a work of fiction.

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<v Speaker 4>I love it as a work of fiction.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And just to side oue, the Academy Awards are

965
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<v Speaker 3>in March twelfth, twenty twenty three, and those who listen

966
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<v Speaker 3>to this after that date will know if that film

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<v Speaker 3>won any oscars. Oh, speaking of MB wants to know

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<v Speaker 3>time travel? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>No, maybe ooh, we are definitely traveling in time right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We are definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>Traveling in time, and that by itself is kind of

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<v Speaker 4>weird because we know that if you're moving faster, the

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<v Speaker 4>way you perceive time is different, and so ordinary traveling

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<v Speaker 4>through time in the forward direction is already pretty exotic.

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<v Speaker 4>If they asked me, I don't think any more exotic,

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<v Speaker 4>doctor who level time travel is possible? Certainly not our

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<v Speaker 4>within our existing theories. But I'll be fully honest. Part

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<v Speaker 4>of that is because our existing theories put in by

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<v Speaker 4>hand that causality is really important. And causality is this

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<v Speaker 4>idea that you cannot have grandfather paradoxes where you go

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<v Speaker 4>back in time and you kill your grandfather. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, uh, what are these grandpas doing? You know what

983
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<v Speaker 3>I mean? Like, yeah, what.

984
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<v Speaker 4>Beef do you have? I guess that's a big jump

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<v Speaker 4>for a scientific experiment.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's grandpa is such a dick. Marie wants to know

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<v Speaker 3>what would the universe look like if there was no

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00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:52.559
<v Speaker 3>dark matter, and what would happen if it suddenly disappeared?

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<v Speaker 4>Great question, Great question. Okay, so let's start with if

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<v Speaker 4>there were no dark matter. Okay, if there were no

991
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<v Speaker 4>dark matter, there would be us.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not here.

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<v Speaker 4>I think a good benchmark is the quantum fluctuations of

994
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<v Speaker 4>dark matter in the early universe. So the universe was hot,

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<v Speaker 4>small things were blipping in and out of existence. Every

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<v Speaker 4>once in a while, there'd be a little bit more

997
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<v Speaker 4>blipping into existence over here rather than over here, and

998
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<v Speaker 4>that overdensity of stuff of dark stuff would gravitate and

999
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<v Speaker 4>pull more dark stuff in, and that would be what

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<v Speaker 4>we call it dark matter halo. The big dark matter

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<v Speaker 4>halos were so strong gravitationally, they're so massive that they

1002
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<v Speaker 4>would bring in the little tiny specks of dust of

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<v Speaker 4>ordinary matter, and slowly those little specks of dust would

1004
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<v Speaker 4>collect and turn into our galaxy. So if there were

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<v Speaker 4>no dark matter, we wouldn't have the collection of ordinary

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<v Speaker 4>stuff that became our galaxy, and we wouldn't be here

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<v Speaker 4>to wonder about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So whatever dark matter is, it's helped collect all the

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<v Speaker 3>atoms and scattered ingredients to make us. I know here

1010
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<v Speaker 3>we are breathing, living, loving and crying, having good days,

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<v Speaker 3>eating cheese for dinner, and farting into pajamas, watching tiktoks

1012
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<v Speaker 3>of earwax removal. It's a beautiful life. Dark matter, thank

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<v Speaker 3>you never leave.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably if all the dark matter suddenly disappeared, that's a

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<v Speaker 4>good question. I'm actually not quite sure what would happen.

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<v Speaker 4>I have not done the calculation to figure out if

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<v Speaker 4>our galaxy would stay here or if maybe the smaller

1018
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<v Speaker 4>galaxies around us would what's the word kind of scatter?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yes, yeah, if you were to whip something around

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<v Speaker 3>and just exactly, you know, like a merry go round,

1021
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<v Speaker 3>just like scatter off of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Right. Yeah. So, in fact, it would be very similar

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<v Speaker 4>to the question that I think we ask a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of our freshmen physics majors if the Sun disappeared, what

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<v Speaker 4>would happen to the Solar System? Eventually everything would just

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<v Speaker 4>fly away because the gravitational pull that was holding them

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<v Speaker 4>together would be gone.

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<v Speaker 3>So mass attracts mass, and that is why smaller planets

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<v Speaker 3>have we hear gravitational forces, and why you can hop

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<v Speaker 3>like a bunny on our tiny moon if you can

1031
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<v Speaker 3>manage to get a ride there. And a few patrons

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<v Speaker 3>asked this next one, such as Anichis kat Ariya, Earl

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<v Speaker 3>of Gramulcan, Elder Zamora, and theoter Vissian. Is there anti

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<v Speaker 3>dark matter to correspond to anti matter?

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<v Speaker 4>I love that question. The answer is almost certainly yes.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's almost certainly yes because the laws of physics

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<v Speaker 4>that we understand seem to imply that everything has an antiparticle,

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<v Speaker 4>with the caveat that sometimes they are their own antiparticle. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 4>so photons are their own antiparticle. There's no antiphotony. So

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<v Speaker 4>dark matter exists. It's a particle. You can define a

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<v Speaker 4>mathematical operation that turns dark matter into anti dark matter.

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<v Speaker 4>And it is an open question whether the anti dark

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<v Speaker 4>matter is the same as dark matter. And I'll mention

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<v Speaker 4>one last thing. It's the same questions true for neutrinos.

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<v Speaker 4>Neutrinos are the other invisible particle, and we do not

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<v Speaker 4>know still whether or not neutrinos are their own anti particle.

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<v Speaker 3>So a neutrino is just the littlest, wee darling little

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<v Speaker 3>particle with no charge. It's nearly massless. It's so light,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're everywhere in the universe. They originate from exploding

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<v Speaker 3>stars and from the nuclear fusion in the Sun, and

1051
00:57:20.119 --> 00:57:23.679
<v Speaker 3>there's millions of them. They're just mosy, almost at light speed,

1052
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:27.679
<v Speaker 3>right through your dang body every day. Two physicists discover

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00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:30.440
<v Speaker 3>them in the nineteen fifties. They won the Nobel Prize

1054
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:33.920
<v Speaker 3>in Physics forty years later, which I'm sorry. It seems

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00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:36.800
<v Speaker 3>like a long lag time. And I don't feel bad

1056
00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:39.440
<v Speaker 3>saying that because I know I'll never be up for

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00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:40.880
<v Speaker 3>a Nobel Prize. In physics.

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00:57:41.239 --> 00:57:44.480
<v Speaker 4>The paper about neutrinos said, you could explain this thing

1059
00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:49.159
<v Speaker 4>if there were some really weakly interacting, nearly massless particle.

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00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:52.400
<v Speaker 4>But I'm sorry to have predicted a particle that has

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<v Speaker 4>no chance of ever being detected.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that there's like a yeah, sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not good science. We found it.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's rad. We got them.

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00:58:03.880 --> 00:58:04.519
<v Speaker 6>We found them.

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00:58:04.559 --> 00:58:06.039
<v Speaker 3>And Jackie wants to know what would happen if I

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00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:08.559
<v Speaker 3>had ten pounds of dark matter in my hand, and

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00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:11.840
<v Speaker 3>then some other folks asked. Jackie also asked how much

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00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:14.800
<v Speaker 3>dark matter is in the room right now? How much

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00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:16.000
<v Speaker 3>dark matter is in us?

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00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:19.400
<v Speaker 4>All right? So we actually know this? Oh okay, I

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00:58:19.440 --> 00:58:21.639
<v Speaker 4>only know the rule of thumb that where we're sitting

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00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:24.000
<v Speaker 4>in our galaxy, in your coffee mug, you have about

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00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:26.440
<v Speaker 4>one gram of dark matter, so you could you can

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<v Speaker 4>do the unit conversion for how much dark matter is

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00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:32.519
<v Speaker 4>in the room. But it's a pretty normal scale thing. Yeah,

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00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:36.440
<v Speaker 4>here's the caveat So if I tell you have one

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00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:39.360
<v Speaker 4>gram of dark matter. You don't know if that's one

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00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:42.960
<v Speaker 4>particle that weighs one gram or a thousand particles that

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00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:47.239
<v Speaker 4>will each way one milligram, or anything in between. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>So we don't know the number density of dark matter,

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00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:52.719
<v Speaker 4>but we know the mass density of dark.

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00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:55.639
<v Speaker 3>Matter, and we can't measure that on a scale that's

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00:58:55.679 --> 00:59:01.960
<v Speaker 3>actually measuring grams because that is using gravity. So it

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00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:04.320
<v Speaker 3>would be a completely different scale to measure that.

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<v Speaker 4>This is something that we have inferred from, not from

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00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:11.079
<v Speaker 4>anything terrestrial, but from the motion of stars in our galaxy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's absolutely nuts. I mean, I just do you

1089
00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:18.760
<v Speaker 3>does it change the way you live your life at all?

1090
00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:21.880
<v Speaker 3>Knowing that we are surrounded in such mystery, do you

1091
00:59:21.960 --> 00:59:24.159
<v Speaker 3>just like ever take more chances or just say like,

1092
00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:26.679
<v Speaker 3>screw it, I'm gonna live for today, get the whipped

1093
00:59:26.679 --> 00:59:28.760
<v Speaker 3>cream on the ice blendid Like why not?

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00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:33.320
<v Speaker 4>So last year we have a science book club, and

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00:59:33.360 --> 00:59:36.920
<v Speaker 4>last year we read Katie Max's book The End of Everything. Yes,

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00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.559
<v Speaker 4>and there is definitely a week where I thought it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't matter how bad things are, the universe is going

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00:59:43.079 --> 00:59:43.800
<v Speaker 4>to end eventually.

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<v Speaker 3>I was reading that before bed the other night, and

1100
00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:51.280
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is a little depressing but oddly liberating.

1101
00:59:51.639 --> 00:59:54.360
<v Speaker 3>It's a great book. So we did a two part

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00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:57.119
<v Speaker 3>Cosmology episode a few years back with doctor Katie Mack,

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00:59:57.159 --> 00:59:58.880
<v Speaker 3>which of course I'm gonna link in the show notes,

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00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:02.199
<v Speaker 3>and I I urge you to pick up her since

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01:00:02.239 --> 01:00:06.639
<v Speaker 3>released book, The End of Everything, Astrophysically speaking, it's really

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01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:10.440
<v Speaker 3>funny and informative, it's terrifying, it's comforting all at once.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna link it on my website. Earl of Gramblekin

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01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.880
<v Speaker 3>wants to know what is the best music to listen

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01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:17.519
<v Speaker 3>to while researching dark matter?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, that is a great question.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you need classical music or like no fash metal.

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01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:26.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm looking over at my laptop because I have a

1113
01:00:26.599 --> 01:00:29.880
<v Speaker 4>nineties indies rock channel playing on YouTube music right now.

1114
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<v Speaker 4>That's so that's what I use for class preps. So

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01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:37.119
<v Speaker 4>for research, I think there are these lo fi hip

1116
01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:40.320
<v Speaker 4>hop channels with no words. And this is just a

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01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:44.079
<v Speaker 4>life pro tip for anyone, anyone doing something mathematical. You

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01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:46.440
<v Speaker 4>want to have background music so you don't you're not

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01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:48.559
<v Speaker 4>just hearing the echoes of your room. You want something

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01:00:48.639 --> 01:00:53.079
<v Speaker 4>with no vocals. And for the added bonus, there's a

1121
01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:57.559
<v Speaker 4>different web page for generating cafe sounds. So I make

1122
01:00:57.599 --> 01:00:59.559
<v Speaker 4>myself a hot tea and I have all the on

1123
01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:02.559
<v Speaker 4>beyond stuff cass a, but I'm sitting at my desk.

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<v Speaker 4>That's genius.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it, and like life, tips from an astrophysicist

1126
01:01:06.639 --> 01:01:08.639
<v Speaker 3>is something that I would definitely tune into. Like at

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<v Speaker 3>any point I.

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<v Speaker 4>Get technically, I'm not an astrophysicist. Are you a theoretical

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01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:13.440
<v Speaker 4>theoretical particle physicist?

1130
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<v Speaker 3>Now, what's the difference between an astrophysicist and a theoretical

1131
01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:20.440
<v Speaker 3>And pardon me, because this is just me learning, But

1132
01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:22.000
<v Speaker 3>what is the difference between the two.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you're my department chair, Yes, an astrophysicist can

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01:01:26.159 --> 01:01:30.159
<v Speaker 4>get money from NASA and a theoretical particle physicist gets

1135
01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:33.920
<v Speaker 4>money from the National Science Foundation, But the two fields

1136
01:01:33.920 --> 01:01:38.280
<v Speaker 4>are actually blending. I collaborate with theoretical astrophysicists on dark matter.

1137
01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:41.400
<v Speaker 4>There are topics where they're really you really can't distinguish.

1138
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<v Speaker 4>But the tools of the trade for a particle physicist

1139
01:01:46.440 --> 01:01:50.440
<v Speaker 4>are really quantum field theory and an entire tradition of

1140
01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:54.599
<v Speaker 4>how we think about fundamental particles. Astrophysicists have a slightly

1141
01:01:54.599 --> 01:02:01.079
<v Speaker 4>different toolkit that patches on with observational astronomy and cosmology

1142
01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:05.000
<v Speaker 4>and a different scale of what are the interesting problems.

1143
01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:07.800
<v Speaker 3>I thought Lucas water Body had a great question. I

1144
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:09.800
<v Speaker 3>know we can't observe it, but after working on it

1145
01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:13.400
<v Speaker 3>for years, you mess get some weird imaginary images in

1146
01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:15.880
<v Speaker 3>your head when you think about it. What does dark

1147
01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:17.639
<v Speaker 3>matter look like in your head?

1148
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<v Speaker 4>Ooh yeah, okay, so the I think the honest answer

1149
01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:25.559
<v Speaker 4>is I have pictures, but the pictures are never of

1150
01:02:25.559 --> 01:02:29.800
<v Speaker 4>the dark matter. The pictures are of my toolkit for

1151
01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:33.400
<v Speaker 4>understanding dark matter. So if I'm thinking about dark matter

1152
01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:36.199
<v Speaker 4>as something that could be described with extra dimensions, and

1153
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:38.719
<v Speaker 4>I say it very carefully because I'm not saying there

1154
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:41.920
<v Speaker 4>are extra dimensions, I'm saying mathematically, I can do a

1155
01:02:41.960 --> 01:02:44.519
<v Speaker 4>calculation in the extra dimension and that means something. Then

1156
01:02:44.559 --> 01:02:46.679
<v Speaker 4>I think about literally and an extra dimension, and I

1157
01:02:46.719 --> 01:02:48.599
<v Speaker 4>have tons of these pictures I draw with my grad

1158
01:02:48.599 --> 01:02:51.800
<v Speaker 4>students about what does the wave function look like? Does

1159
01:02:51.840 --> 01:02:54.039
<v Speaker 4>it ripple, what does it look like at the boundary?

1160
01:02:54.599 --> 01:02:57.320
<v Speaker 4>Does it interact with other things? Is a wiggly? Is

1161
01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:01.519
<v Speaker 4>it exponentially increasing or exponentially decreasing. That's a picture which

1162
01:03:02.039 --> 01:03:03.639
<v Speaker 4>is not the same thing as a picture of the

1163
01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:07.639
<v Speaker 4>invisible quantum field, which is not really a tangible thing,

1164
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:09.760
<v Speaker 4>but it's a picture that I hold on to. The

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01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:13.480
<v Speaker 4>Other thing are Fineman diagrams, which are these really cute

1166
01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:16.400
<v Speaker 4>tinker toy looking things that that particle physicists used to

1167
01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:21.320
<v Speaker 4>describe quantum scattering, so any process. They're actually shorthand from mathematics,

1168
01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:23.880
<v Speaker 4>but it's a way of engaging the visual part of

1169
01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:26.840
<v Speaker 4>your brain to make sense of something which is otherwise

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01:03:26.840 --> 01:03:27.800
<v Speaker 4>pages of calculation.

1171
01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:30.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in otherwise so abstract.

1172
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:32.639
<v Speaker 4>So we think in analogies. That's a punchline.

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01:03:32.719 --> 01:03:35.199
<v Speaker 3>It's so interesting to think of a theoretical physicist also

1174
01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:38.079
<v Speaker 3>thinking in like almost tinker choice to try to get

1175
01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:41.320
<v Speaker 3>a handle on like, Yeah, indimentionality is a big ask.

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01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:44.159
<v Speaker 3>One more listener question, Ema Rose wants to know does

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<v Speaker 3>dark matter have a sound?

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01:03:45.679 --> 01:03:49.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh gosh, there are so many great answers to that question.

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01:03:49.719 --> 01:03:52.119
<v Speaker 4>One of my colleagues, you should Saige at Notre Dame

1180
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:55.960
<v Speaker 4>hit a great paper about something called dark acoustic oscillations,

1181
01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:59.199
<v Speaker 4>which I mean, which is literally answering that question. It's

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01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:04.320
<v Speaker 4>in it's the word So acoustic oscillations are about sound

1183
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:08.079
<v Speaker 4>waves in the yearly universe. So dark matter, which were

1184
01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:10.760
<v Speaker 4>particles that were forming these halos, when there's a shock

1185
01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:14.800
<v Speaker 4>to the halo, they form sound waves ripples in the

1186
01:04:15.000 --> 01:04:19.199
<v Speaker 4>dark matter substrate, so they literally form sounds. It's both

1187
01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:23.239
<v Speaker 4>exciting and cool, but completely mundane, right. It's you can

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01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:26.239
<v Speaker 4>imagine sounds start traveling and water sounds traveling. If I

1189
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:28.760
<v Speaker 4>knock on wood, sounds traveling through wood. It's literally the

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01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:29.599
<v Speaker 4>same kind of sound.

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01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:32.159
<v Speaker 3>Wave, but it's going through dark matter, going through darkness,

1192
01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:34.480
<v Speaker 3>and it's the sound that we can't hear the matter

1193
01:04:34.519 --> 01:04:37.800
<v Speaker 3>that we're made up of yet exactly. Yeah, unless maybe

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01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:40.320
<v Speaker 3>somehow we create something that can capture that.

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01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:43.559
<v Speaker 4>It's an interesting question of if dark matter has some motion,

1196
01:04:44.519 --> 01:04:47.280
<v Speaker 4>does that help us have some new handle to detect it.

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01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:50.880
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine if one day there's just Jordy LaForge

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01:04:51.159 --> 01:04:53.840
<v Speaker 3>banana clip eye pieces and you can just like three

1199
01:04:53.920 --> 01:04:58.239
<v Speaker 3>D glasses just see dark matter? Oh yes, yeah, you know,

1200
01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:01.280
<v Speaker 3>so everyone's asshole, Grandpa's there as it goes.

1201
01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:05.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you guys all, sorry about that experiment we did.

1202
01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:05.960
<v Speaker 6>Ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, we can actually do that using gravitational lensing. And

1204
01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:13.639
<v Speaker 4>so this was a result from maybe ten to fifteen

1205
01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:16.639
<v Speaker 4>years ago from I believe it was Tom Abele at

1206
01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:19.000
<v Speaker 4>Slack was one of the first people do this, where

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01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:23.000
<v Speaker 4>they used astrophysical data to map out where the dark

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01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:26.480
<v Speaker 4>matter is and they form these filaments.

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01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:29.679
<v Speaker 3>And gravitational lensing side note, let's break it down. It's

1210
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:33.239
<v Speaker 3>the way that mass bends a light source, so that

1211
01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:36.239
<v Speaker 3>a shift in light is a clue that something with

1212
01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:38.760
<v Speaker 3>a lot of mass nearby is affecting it.

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01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:43.840
<v Speaker 4>What the dark matter distribution looks like. They look like filaments.

1214
01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:46.239
<v Speaker 4>In fact, when I look at them, they look like neurons.

1215
01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:48.559
<v Speaker 4>They look like a network of neurons where you have

1216
01:05:48.679 --> 01:05:51.800
<v Speaker 4>dark matter halos and there are little filaments that connect them.

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01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:54.679
<v Speaker 4>We understand why they formed this way. Yeah, but it's

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01:05:54.880 --> 01:05:56.760
<v Speaker 4>it's a really striking quote unquote.

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<v Speaker 3>Picture, and we think that that is how they are

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01:05:59.639 --> 01:06:00.960
<v Speaker 3>forming and how they're existing.

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01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:02.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:05.159
<v Speaker 3>So, I mean that's kind of a fundamentally huge way

1223
01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:07.840
<v Speaker 3>of visualizing it, right, just to think that there's all

1224
01:06:07.840 --> 01:06:11.480
<v Speaker 3>these like spidery kind of webby filament things.

1225
01:06:11.559 --> 01:06:11.800
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:16.159
<v Speaker 4>So so Star Trek Discovery used something similar as a

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01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:20.679
<v Speaker 4>conceit for intergalactic travel, and I was a little bit

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01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:22.320
<v Speaker 4>myth that they didn't actually use dark matter.

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01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:25.719
<v Speaker 3>It's like, call me you're right here, you're in La

1230
01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:29.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah. Take a meeting in Beverly Hills. Yeah yeah,

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01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:32.320
<v Speaker 3>Like meet me at the Earth Cafe. We'll talk it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, you know what I mean? What about what's

1233
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:41.920
<v Speaker 3>the hardest thing about being a Scoto Highlologist, Scoto Highlologist,

1234
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:43.679
<v Speaker 3>there are a lot of different things.

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<v Speaker 4>It's there's the pace of experimental discovery compared to theoretical creativity.

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01:06:50.639 --> 01:06:53.960
<v Speaker 4>So it's really easy to well, that's right, it's not easy,

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01:06:54.000 --> 01:06:56.599
<v Speaker 4>but that in principle, the time scale to come up

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01:06:56.599 --> 01:06:58.760
<v Speaker 4>with the idea and play with it is relatively short.

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01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.480
<v Speaker 4>In practice, you spend a lot of time honing that creativity.

1240
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.159
<v Speaker 4>But to actually test something, it's a whole different thing.

1241
01:07:05.440 --> 01:07:10.000
<v Speaker 4>To convince federal funding agencies, And we'll start off with

1242
01:07:10.039 --> 01:07:12.079
<v Speaker 4>your experimental colleagues. You know a lot more about actually

1243
01:07:12.119 --> 01:07:15.800
<v Speaker 4>doing experiments than you do to do something and invest

1244
01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:18.519
<v Speaker 4>resources from elsewhere to do a particular type of search

1245
01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:22.239
<v Speaker 4>is it takes a long time. One of my mentors

1246
01:07:22.440 --> 01:07:26.239
<v Speaker 4>has a joke that I absolutely love, and the story is,

1247
01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:31.280
<v Speaker 4>you have a brilliant theorist who writes down the theory

1248
01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:33.400
<v Speaker 4>that just is so beautiful, and she says, oh, this

1249
01:07:33.440 --> 01:07:37.599
<v Speaker 4>is it. This is the most elegant, beautiful theory. So

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01:07:37.639 --> 01:07:40.360
<v Speaker 4>she goes downstairs. Theorists tend to be on the top floor.

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01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:45.000
<v Speaker 4>She goes downstairs to her experimental colleague and says, I

1252
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:49.880
<v Speaker 4>have the theory and it's predictive. I predict these three things,

1253
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<v Speaker 4>and I think your lab should be able to do this.

1254
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<v Speaker 4>So the experimentalist is excited and he says, okay, let

1255
01:07:55.599 --> 01:07:58.199
<v Speaker 4>me apply for grants. So he spends the next quarter

1256
01:07:58.559 --> 01:08:02.159
<v Speaker 4>writing grants. He sends them all off the funding agencies

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<v Speaker 4>get back to him. He's able to recruit some new

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<v Speaker 4>grad students, hire some postdocs. Over the course the next

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<v Speaker 4>three years, they decide to build a new experimental apparatus,

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<v Speaker 4>which involves contracting out types of equipment that never been

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<v Speaker 4>made before, creating their own whatever high tech kind of thing,

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<v Speaker 4>and then they run and running These things can take

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<v Speaker 4>ten years, so grad students, graduate, postdocs move on to

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<v Speaker 4>new jobs. They hire new undergrads take care of the experiment.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten years later, everyone has gray hairs, and the experimentalist,

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<v Speaker 4>I imagine, like a doc matrix printer, pulls out the

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<v Speaker 4>piece of paper and looks at it. Really solemn walks

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<v Speaker 4>up the stairs to go to his theory. Colleague knocks

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<v Speaker 4>on her door and says, I'm really sorry, null result,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not this theory. And she slams her hand on

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<v Speaker 4>the table and she says, can you believe that it

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<v Speaker 4>took me two weeks of my life to write that paper? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, oh these experimentalists? Oh my god? And so are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you feel like you have more theories than you

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<v Speaker 3>will ever be able to write up? Like you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I wish it were like that. Yeah, there are

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<v Speaker 4>some people who are like, I really admire that. For me,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of it really is taking a few core

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<v Speaker 4>ideas and running with it. And some of those core

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<v Speaker 4>ideas are mine, some of them are from my colleagues,

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<v Speaker 4>my friends, and we tinker and we cross pollinate, but

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<v Speaker 4>oftentimes it's very slow and incremental, even on the theoretical side.

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<v Speaker 4>M hm.

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<v Speaker 3>Are there any any life advice you would have from

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<v Speaker 3>a someone who studies the universe and what we are

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<v Speaker 3>and what it is? Is there any perspectives on life

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<v Speaker 3>that you would you would want to share with your

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<v Speaker 3>younger self or with others.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So it's the beginning of the term here at

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<v Speaker 4>UC Riverside. So I've been thinking a lot about this,

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<v Speaker 4>like what advice would I give to freshmen? What advice

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<v Speaker 4>do I give to myself? Like general advice? You know

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<v Speaker 4>the who was it Baz Luhrman did the graduation song?

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<v Speaker 4>I think they attributed to Kurt Vonnegut, And it was

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<v Speaker 4>actually somebody else who wrote the article wear Sunscreen.

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<v Speaker 3>So the ware Sunscreen opus was actually penned by a

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<v Speaker 3>Chicago Tribune columnist named Mary Schmich who wrote the article

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<v Speaker 3>for the graduating class of nineteen ninety seven, and then

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<v Speaker 3>it was released as a song in nineteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 5>You will not understand the power and beauty of your

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<v Speaker 5>youth until they faded. So trust me, in twenty years

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01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:38.039
<v Speaker 5>you look back at photos of yourself and we're calling away.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you

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<v Speaker 5>and how fabulous you really looked.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a doozy.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's my ware sunscreen advice. Ladies and gentlemen, do your homework.

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<v Speaker 4>Just that, do your homework, and I have contact. So

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<v Speaker 4>when you're doing dark matter research, any type of research, anything.

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<v Speaker 4>If I forget research, anything that you're doing in your

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<v Speaker 4>life as an adult, there are no solutions in the

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<v Speaker 4>back of the book. If you're doing anything exciting, you

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01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:10.399
<v Speaker 4>don't know if you're doing it right, and you have

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<v Speaker 4>no feedback, and all you have is the intuition that

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<v Speaker 4>you build up that you're going in the right direction.

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<v Speaker 4>It's painfully true in dark matter research, where you can

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<v Speaker 4>say maybe dark matter is this type of particle, you

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<v Speaker 4>can just be completely wrong. So I tell the first

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<v Speaker 4>year physics students that I hate homework. I hated doing homework,

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<v Speaker 4>I hate giving homework. I absolutely hate grading homework. But

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<v Speaker 4>I give homework as a service to them because that's

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<v Speaker 4>my commitment saying there's something that you should do, and

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<v Speaker 4>I know what the right answer is. I will help

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<v Speaker 4>you get to the right answer. And if you get

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<v Speaker 4>the wrong answer, that's great. We can work together and

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<v Speaker 4>figure out what needs to be adjusted so that you

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<v Speaker 4>have the right intuition to get to the right answer.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's the critical thing. It's building that intuition of

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<v Speaker 4>I've gotten this wrong before, but now I am wiser

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<v Speaker 4>because of having gotten something wrong. And that I think

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<v Speaker 4>is a general life advice. And that's exactly how theoretical

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<v Speaker 4>physics works, where a lot of the work that we

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<v Speaker 4>do is conjectural, and we work it out and then

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<v Speaker 4>someone says, oh, but if you do it that way,

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<v Speaker 4>the proton decays, Oh yeah, dummy. Okay. Now I know

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<v Speaker 4>that this type of theory needs to have this type

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<v Speaker 4>of tweak, and I've built up a toolkit that I

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<v Speaker 4>could only have had from making the mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>And that is something I feel like. People who are

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<v Speaker 3>outside of science in general are so afraid to fail.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's so much failure absolutely in learning, absolutely the

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<v Speaker 3>only way we learn anything right. Absolutely, So don't be

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<v Speaker 3>afraid to fuck up a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely. And this is like the joke about the clever

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01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:48.840
<v Speaker 4>theorist where when I die, if any of my research

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<v Speaker 4>papers have any element of literally being true, I'd be ecstatic.

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<v Speaker 4>But a lot of the speculative work is I think

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<v Speaker 4>this is the way things work, and even the ones

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<v Speaker 4>where I get it completely right, the universe might just

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<v Speaker 4>not be that way. But there's value in one going

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<v Speaker 4>through the process of being creative and two learning why

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<v Speaker 4>the universe is not that way.

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<v Speaker 3>What about your favorite thing about what you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gosh, I love that on any given day there

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<v Speaker 4>are new things to learn, and either it's some experimental

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01:13:22.079 --> 01:13:25.720
<v Speaker 4>result that I want to understand or some related field

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<v Speaker 4>where I never had the chance to take that class

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<v Speaker 4>as a student, but I see that there's an opportunity

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<v Speaker 4>where dark matter might be able to do something, and

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<v Speaker 4>then I can dig into and say I have an

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<v Speaker 4>excuse to spend my time reading this textbook or reading

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<v Speaker 4>this recent article, or talking to my colleague from a

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<v Speaker 4>different department. That's the fun part.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just always always learning and getting to get outside

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<v Speaker 3>of that discipline.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I love that. For the rest of my life,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be walking around thinking about a gram

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<v Speaker 3>of diet patter in my coffee cup and sparkly webs

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe ghosts.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe ghosts.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to commit to that on the record,

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<v Speaker 3>I just for my own fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I would add to my yes, and would be

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<v Speaker 4>thinking about all of the dark matter scientists who are

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<v Speaker 4>thinking about us, and we're the maybe ghosts.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that. Thank you so much for doing this.

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<v Speaker 4>This was a joy you out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. Yeah, So ask the smartest people you

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<v Speaker 3>can find, the simplest questions, because that's why they study this,

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<v Speaker 3>and probably no one at their own Thanksgiving even understands

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<v Speaker 3>what they do. For a living. So thank you to

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<v Speaker 3>the incredible doctor flipp Nato for letting me barge into

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<v Speaker 3>his office with so many questions Huh what a gem?

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow him at Twitter dot com slash flip Tonado.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll link that in the show notes, along with the

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<v Speaker 3>Point Foundation and Feeding America, Riverside and San Bernardino. Links

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<v Speaker 3>to sponsors are also in the show notes. And if

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<v Speaker 3>this episode had too much swearing for you can feel

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<v Speaker 3>free to hit up Oarsmologies episodes. Those are linked in

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<v Speaker 3>the show notes. Those are shorter versions of classic episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>They're trimmed of language. They're shortened for shorties. You can

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<v Speaker 3>find them at aliboard dot com slash smologies too. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio for making those with

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<v Speaker 3>assists from Sikh Fredrigez Thomas of Mindjam Media. We also

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<v Speaker 3>of Maitland Audio, who is linked in the show notes.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you stick around until the end of the episode,

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you is secret and this one is that

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<v Speaker 3>Sarah McNaulty, squid expert and tothologist from her episodes, you

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<v Speaker 3>may know her. She was in town and she stayed

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<v Speaker 3>at our house for a few days, which was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>And we watched Puss and Boots, and uh, first off,

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<v Speaker 3>I always thought that Puss and Boots was a duo,

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<v Speaker 3>and like fifteen minutes in the movie, I was like, wait, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so there's no boots. Then it's just one cat named

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<v Speaker 3>Puss and he's wearing the boots. Okay. But also, if

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<v Speaker 3>you've watched Puss and Boots, I think the animators have

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<v Speaker 3>definitely done at least like guided Mescaline Therapy or hit

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<v Speaker 3>a DMT at a party, or maybe they grow their

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<v Speaker 3>own trooms. But it is a trip and I definitely

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<v Speaker 3>cried at a cartoon cat, so there's that. Okay, byebye pacadermatologyology,

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<v Speaker 3>crypto zoology, lithology and technology, meteorology, pathology, anthology, seriology.

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<v Speaker 4>We do so much about dark matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Get value.

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