WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.240 --> 00:00:04.599 You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from kf I 2 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:07.639 am six forty. 3 00:00:07.719 --> 00:00:13.960 Ask I am six forty Bill Handle here on a. 4 00:00:13.519 --> 00:00:18.280 Friday morning, May second. Now we're making. 5 00:00:18.320 --> 00:00:21.000 The Friday eight o'clock hour a little bit different because 6 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:24.320 I'm off to a doctor's appointment down at the bottom 7 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:27.000 of the hour. So Neil is going to do footy 8 00:00:27.039 --> 00:00:31.320 Friday at eight thirty to nine o'clock. And what we're 9 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:34.719 doing now is ask Candle anything from eight day thirty. 10 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:37.679 And the rules are the same with ask Candle anything, 11 00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:40.920 because everyone here asks about everyone here. 12 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:43.399 You know, what's cobot like, was handled like that sort 13 00:00:43.399 --> 00:00:43.719 of thing. 14 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:47.280 We've added this segment and it's great fun where you 15 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:50.640 ask me anything and you get to find out a 16 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:54.439 little bit more about me, usually to my level of humiliation. 17 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:57.359 I mean, that's the point of all this, to humiliate myself. 18 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:02.280 And it's a question of advancing the concept of self loathing, 19 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:04.840 which is very important in my life. 20 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:07.319 Okay, Neil, by the way, chooses this. 21 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:10.359 People record these and on Monday, I'll tell you how 22 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:13.120 to do it, and then I hear them for the 23 00:01:13.159 --> 00:01:14.560 first time. Neil and An. 24 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:17.879 Choose the question, So let's do it. We'll start with 25 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:18.359 the first one. 26 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:22.079 Cono, Hi, Bill, you used to talk about making these 27 00:01:22.239 --> 00:01:24.519 ham and cheese sandwiches. Please tell me what is your 28 00:01:24.599 --> 00:01:28.239 recipe aside from the obvious? I mean, what kind of 29 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:29.159 bread do you use? 30 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:30.599 What kind of ham? 31 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:32.159 How much ham? What kind of cheese? 32 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:37.959 Okay, fair enough, all right, I'm very French in my 33 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:40.599 approach to ham and cheese sandwhich is very good question. 34 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:43.840 By the way, I just use butter on the bread. 35 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:46.760 Usually the bread is from Costco, either their Chiabottle Roles 36 00:01:46.879 --> 00:01:53.760 or sometimes Librea French bread. Ham is from Ralphs or 37 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:59.920 any other store. It's Boar's Head, black Forest Ham mediums 38 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:05.319 and the cheese is from Costco medium cheddar cheese sliced, 39 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:10.560 and I use the appropriate amount to make a sandwich. 40 00:02:11.319 --> 00:02:11.560 Wow. 41 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:13.840 Damn, that was a good question. That was deep, wasn't it. 42 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:18.360 That's metaphysical stuff. Man, What I knew you'd like that 43 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:22.080 one I did. You're right, ham and cheese sandwiches, Ham 44 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:23.879 and cheese, my life. 45 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:25.319 Here's your choice. 46 00:02:25.319 --> 00:02:27.240 If I had a choice between ham and cheese sandwiches 47 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:31.520 and having children, Huh, that's no choice, all right, kono. 48 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:35.840 Next, So Bill, here's my question. Who's a bigger a 49 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:39.199 hole you or your dad? And why did you become 50 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:39.639 that way? 51 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.520 Ooh, that is a very good question. Well, first of all, 52 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:45.280 I became that way because of my dad. 53 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:46.879 We're different. 54 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:50.639 We're different, my dad was. It was pretty rough because 55 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:53.039 my dad was seriously bipolar. We didn't know that he 56 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:56.080 was bipolar at the time. And he came from East Europe, 57 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:59.080 which has a very different culture. So I would say 58 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:02.000 based on that, I am okay. 59 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:05.199 Next question, Hey, handle skip from Cape Town. 60 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:07.680 Just wondering did they ever catch the guys that broke 61 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:08.840 into the Persian Palace? 62 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:10.680 No, they did not. 63 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:16.840 This was part of a Chilean gang that goes to 64 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:20.280 neighborhoods and they still have the problem. And what they 65 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:24.360 do is they what they case the neighborhood, throw a 66 00:03:24.439 --> 00:03:27.800 ladder up to the second floor where bedrooms are where 67 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:31.680 most of the people keep their jewelry and their money. 68 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:34.319 Don't even attempt to go into the first floor, go 69 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:37.120 up there, break into the bedroom and they're there ninety 70 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:41.599 seconds and clean out the clean out the bedroom, clean out. 71 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:43.680 They go in the closet if there's a safe there. 72 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:48.439 And in my case, and don't tell my ex they 73 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:52.120 took a bunch of really high end purses, for example, 74 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:54.360 that she thought cost a couple of thousand dollars each. 75 00:03:54.400 --> 00:03:56.159 They were knockoffs that I bought on the street in 76 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:59.919 MacArthur Park. And the jewelry that she bought that they 77 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:03.360 she thought they had stolen real JEWELRYOSL zirconium. 78 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:07.000 So in reality they got two hundred dollars worth of stuff. 79 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:09.120 The door cost me a lot of money because they 80 00:04:09.159 --> 00:04:11.520 broke through the door, the French doors. 81 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:16.959 The eve Saint Lauren, Yeah, the k yeah. 82 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:19.759 Yeah, yeah, And it was and they didn't catch them. 83 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:21.959 A couple of other homes in our neighborhood got tagged. 84 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:25.160 That was an instigated community with a twenty four hour 85 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:30.079 guard because it's you know, they pay enough and so yeah, 86 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:31.639 it was tough, all right. 87 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:34.800 Another one, Hey, Bill, I was just wondering throughout your 88 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:38.240 legal career, was there ever one case or one project 89 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:40.800 you worked on This stood out as just the best 90 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:42.920 thing that you ever did, and it was just that 91 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:46.480 most memorable thing. I think most people in their career 92 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:48.720 look back on one thing. I was just wondered if 93 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:49.519 you had one. 94 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:53.560 Takes all right, Yes, I have a couple of couple 95 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:56.319 of instances that I want to share with you, and 96 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:59.519 this had to do with sperm tests. One of the 97 00:04:59.519 --> 00:05:02.000 things when infertile couples came, we had to do a 98 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:04.959 sperm test to find out if the man was in 99 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:08.560 fact fertile. That was an easy one, that was number one, 100 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:14.560 And so I would send the man to the doctor's office. 101 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:17.800 And this is going to be in a book if 102 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:18.360 I ever write. 103 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:23.759 In one case, the nurse called me up and said 104 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:27.319 that they were obtaining a sperm test. The wife went 105 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:30.000 in with him and all they heard was banging and 106 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:33.720 screaming and moaning in the room and they had to 107 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:35.279 go in and go This is not quite the way 108 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:40.079 it works. The other one is we had another case 109 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:45.000 where the man goes in and we don't know what happened, 110 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:48.639 but what ends up happening is going in and producing 111 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:50.600 a sperm specimen is pretty specific. 112 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:54.279 There's alcohol involved and cleaning and you. 113 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:56.759 Know, do you know, just it's almost a medical procedure, 114 00:05:57.319 --> 00:06:00.800 and there's a little dixie cup involved where the sperm 115 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:06.160 is put in, and what apparently happened is he missed 116 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:10.560 the dixie cup and the sperm flew over the end 117 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:13.759 and ended up on the carpeted floor and then he 118 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:18.959 scooped up the sperm and gave it to the lab 119 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:23.519 tech who looked in their microphone microscope and saw all 120 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:29.519 of this incredible gunk that it was incredible, just insane. 121 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:35.279 Nine polyester, sir, that's right, hey Bill, there's two more, 122 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:39.839 but you seriously, this is the highlights of your career. Now. 123 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:44.199 The other one is I had an Israeli guy who 124 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.360 came in we needed a sperm specimen, and he said, 125 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:49.120 I don't do this by myself. 126 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:50.360 I only do this with women. 127 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:52.000 I go, what are you talking about it? He goes, 128 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:55.240 I never masturbate, and I went, oh, good god. So 129 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:58.959 what I had to do was I had to arrange 130 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:03.360 for him to go to one of those massage parlors 131 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:07.879 down on Willshire Boulevard that Korean's run. And this is 132 00:07:07.879 --> 00:07:10.519 not anti Korean, that's just a fact. And had to 133 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:13.879 call the lady who was jabbering in Korea Korean could 134 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:17.879 barely talk and say I need help, and that thing 135 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:21.639 about in order to produce this for legal Yes it is, 136 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:24.240 because it's for medical purposes. I don't know if it's 137 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:26.639 legal or not, but that's the only way we get 138 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:29.680 a best specimen, and you know those are I have 139 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:30.519 dozens of those. 140 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:34.600 Now my favorite one, okay. 141 00:07:33.959 --> 00:07:36.879 Because it worked because then the sperm specimen went to 142 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:38.519 the doctor and went fine and there. 143 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:40.519 Was no polyester in it. Okay. 144 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:45.040 So now my favorite one was in those early days 145 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:47.360 to find out if a man was fertile. 146 00:07:47.959 --> 00:07:49.240 One of the tests. 147 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:51.560 That were done, and it's kind of interesting stuff, was 148 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:53.759 the host hamster test. 149 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:56.800 It just so happens that hamster eggs. 150 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:00.199 The zona around the egg is almost identical to humans. 151 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:03.199 And to see if the sperm had the ability to 152 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:08.439 break through and enter the egg, took hamster eggs and 153 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:11.839 what they would do is they would superovulate the hamsters 154 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:16.319 to produce a whole lot of eggs, break the hamster's neck, 155 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:19.720 kill it, retrieve the eggs, and then in a petri 156 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:23.560 dish the sperm was put in to see if the 157 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:25.720 sperm could actually penetrate the egg. 158 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:27.920 Now, of course, once it did. 159 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:31.160 The egg disintegrated because you know, I mean, there's no 160 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:34.480 such thing as humesters, so that doesn't exist. So what 161 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:37.320 I would do, and Will is looking at me, so 162 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:40.200 what I would do? And this is why, Now, this 163 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:44.679 is why I wonder how I had a successful legal practice, 164 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:49.000 because what I would do is I would tell my couple, 165 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:53.000 particularly the husband, and I would say, and I want 166 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:57.519 to explain the test, and that is the hass hamster tests. 167 00:08:57.559 --> 00:09:00.000 So I want you to know what's going on that will. 168 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:03.080 Was your sperm to fertilize those hamster eggs, as weird 169 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.639 as it sounds. And by the way, ignore the fact 170 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:09.000 that they put a duct tape around the hamster so 171 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:13.799 it doesn't explode. Now, Uh, that was a tough one. 172 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:20.159 You get it, hamster? So does Okay? 173 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:20.559 He did? 174 00:09:20.799 --> 00:09:21.960 All right? Uh? 175 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.200 And there are there's there's a book in there. Okay. 176 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:29.480 Next question, hey, Bill, just a question I was wondering. 177 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:34.639 Is it true that they must check a new pope 178 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:38.879 to make sure he has you know, yea Mahony's in 179 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:39.919 order to come. 180 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:41.480 That is yes, And I'll tell you why. 181 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:45.039 I thought there was mentioned that a few months ago. 182 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:50.200 But there was a woman pope actually, and people didn't 183 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:51.080 know it was a woman. 184 00:09:51.159 --> 00:09:52.720 This is a story that some. 185 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:56.960 People say is apocryphal, other say it is legitimate. And 186 00:09:57.039 --> 00:09:59.679 this was in I think the fourteen hundreds, in which 187 00:10:00.360 --> 00:10:05.120 a woman became pope and they do check the pope 188 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:08.120 is held up on a sedan chair which is carried 189 00:10:08.159 --> 00:10:10.399 and as part of the part of the panoply. 190 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:11.679 Now is that true? 191 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:12.200 Yes? 192 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:16.799 Probably, And to check if you know, there's now you've 193 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:21.240 heard of. When the pope issues a statement is called 194 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:23.159 a papal ball, a papal bull. 195 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:25.080 This is a papal ball. 196 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:29.720 So when the pope issues papal bulls, he also checks 197 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:30.720 to see if papal balls. 198 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:34.559 By the way, that part I but it's. 199 00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:37.759 Well, that was just funny to me, But the rest 200 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:39.080 of it is is true. 201 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:42.919 Yeah, yeah, they checked the balls. Okay, one more good 202 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:44.399 good questions today. 203 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:49.120 Yes, Bill, did you meet your current wife on the 204 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:54.799 same website that Bill Belichick used? And also would you 205 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:58.759 ever like to go on a double date with him? 206 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:02.399 Hmm, Well, actually, I don't think I was in the 207 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:05.360 same one. What I was doing, I was going on 208 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:12.080 Grinder and mistakenly I went on another website that turned 209 00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:16.720 out to be a straight website. No, I actually met 210 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:19.120 my current wife at an event, at a KFI event, 211 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:27.039 and we started talking and so yeah, all right, guys, now, no, 212 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.000 and I do not want to go on a double 213 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:30.320 date with Bill Belichick? 214 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:35.240 Okay, not at all interested. Yeah, all right, we're done, guys. 215 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:38.600 That was fun. That was fun. Yeah, I enjoyed that. 216 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:41.960 I swear to you. I had no idea where you 217 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:46.399 were going to go for the career highlight, and that 218 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:48.120 was not what I expected. 219 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:48.759 Yeah. 220 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:50.840 Well, if ever I get a question about the career 221 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:55.639 highlight on my broadcast life, that's going to be interesting 222 00:11:55.679 --> 00:11:58.840 because there is a case that is just great. 223 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:01.960 Fun I tell you about it. Okay, that's it. I'm done. 224 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:06.000 All right. Bill Handle showed Neil savadri here and the 225 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:11.240 morning crew finishing up this Foody Friday with Foody Friday 226 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:14.720 as Bill Handle had to run to a medical appointment. 227 00:12:14.919 --> 00:12:19.320 Let's hope it deals with his brain. Potato chips, we 228 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:22.080 all love them, right, Who doesn't love good potato chips? 229 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:25.159 Will what's your go to? If you have potato chips 230 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:28.960 in your house, what's what's your jam? Sir? Well? 231 00:12:29.080 --> 00:12:32.679 I love the trashy Cheetos myself, but potato. 232 00:12:32.360 --> 00:12:35.799 Chips I'm talking. No, I'm talking strictly potato chips, and 233 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:36.279 we all do. 234 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:36.759 By the way. 235 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:39.159 I like those potato chips with the sea salt and 236 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:41.600 the vinegar. I can't think of the name of them. 237 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:47.279 Kettle corn okay, yeah, or kettle chips, right, kettle chips yeah, yeah, yeah, 238 00:12:47.360 --> 00:12:49.759 very good. Okay, and Amy, what about you, what's your 239 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:53.399 potato chips? Yeah, it's definitely kettle chips. 240 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:54.679 Kettle chips. 241 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:58.360 Yeah. They have a salt and pepper flavored and they 242 00:12:58.399 --> 00:12:59.799 have a truffle flavored. 243 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:08.080 It is delicious, really well. No truffle oil is I 244 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:12.480 find white truffle oil to be not so great. It 245 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:15.320 was really popular for a while, but it's. 246 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:19.519 It smells a little funky, but its truffles is the thing. 247 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:22.399 Most of it isn't made troubles, so it tastes it 248 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:24.840 kind of. But I'll have to try those. I don't 249 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:28.120 think I've tried them. And kno, what's the use, sir. 250 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:34.600 I'm a traditionalist. Just lays laser yellow lay. Yeah, that's 251 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:38.600 a laser in my house. And another one that is 252 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:41.799 in our house that is a big deal around here 253 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:46.720 is cape cod. They are also kettle style cooked potato 254 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:50.200 chips original sea salt, but we keep those in the house. 255 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:52.679 Why do I tell you this because Food and Wine 256 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:58.159 just did a potato chip taste test and the first 257 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:02.919 time they've ever had a perfect score for a food 258 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:08.360 item was these particular ones, the cape cod kettle cooked 259 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:11.159 potato chips original Sea Salt. If you get a chance, 260 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:15.159 try them. They really are fantastic. A slightly thicker, great 261 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:17.519 crunch to them. But I was blown away by that, 262 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:21.519 so listen that that came out top. The second was 263 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:26.320 Trader Joe's owed to the classic potato chip, and I've 264 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:30.120 not had that one. Has anybody experienced the flavors that 265 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:33.159 are owed to the classic potato chip? So that came 266 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:37.360 in as the best classic. Best overall was cape cod 267 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:41.840 and best crinkle cut was Ruffles, which I like ruffles. 268 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:49.000 They've got ridges. Ruffles have ridges, and those are also 269 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:51.919 good in your blowny sandwiches or whatever throw them on 270 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:55.559 there or burden. I love potato chips on sandwiches. Yeah, right, 271 00:14:56.200 --> 00:15:00.399 the best Ye you feel like a scientist as a 272 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:02.399 kid when you do that. You're like, I have I 273 00:15:02.519 --> 00:15:06.240 have created something that no one will ever ever eat 274 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.639 before ever, And then you find out every single kid 275 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:16.320 in their life restaurant quality see Sea salt kettle cooked. 276 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:18.840 Also the kettle. I think the thing with the kettle, 277 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:24.840 they're slightly thicker and crunchier. Right, that's that's the jam. 278 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:29.480 But see is is really coming into its own By 279 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:33.919 the way, they are all over the place. Theirs are 280 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:41.279 done in avocado oil and they are Vegan honorable mention, 281 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:46.080 Boulder Canyon olive oil, Classic Sea Salt, So none of 282 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:49.840 these are the crazy stuff. They're all in the classic brand. 283 00:15:49.879 --> 00:15:52.120 But I thought, you know, for someone like Food and Wine, 284 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:54.480 which I do enjoy reading, by the way, and encourage you. 285 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:59.120 They're at Food and Wine dot Com broke down and 286 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:02.159 they have they have a group of tasters that they 287 00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:07.279 put these before, and everyone judges them separately, and they 288 00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:09.799 come together and explain as to what they like about them. 289 00:16:09.879 --> 00:16:14.720 I think that in the case of these overall potato chips, 290 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:20.320 it seems that the crunch factor and that kettle corn 291 00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:24.080 factor or not kettle corn, but the kettle style cook 292 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:26.960 process is really what put these out. But if you 293 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:30.639 haven't tried cape cod, I highly recommend them. But I'm 294 00:16:30.679 --> 00:16:32.960 a laized guy too, so we usually have lays here 295 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:36.559 and cape cod are our jams. Last night I made 296 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:40.720 cheeseburgers for my boy because it comes to daddy and 297 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:45.559 he says, Daddy, can you make me your extra juicy cheeseburgers? 298 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:49.279 And he thinks they're the best. What does that do 299 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:53.600 for my pride? Everything? Yeah, you can walk around with 300 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:58.279 the title of folk reporter, but until your son says, Daddy, 301 00:16:58.320 --> 00:17:01.919 can you make me an extra juice cheese burger, then 302 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:05.319 you'll never do anything else. So cape Cod check chips 303 00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:07.559 are my lead on that one as well. I will 304 00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:10.640 tell you the kettle style chips. And this works for 305 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:12.640 kettle or the cape cod or any of those things. 306 00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:17.720 You want to try something really fun, you put you 307 00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:22.759 mix a little bit of smoked salmon in with some 308 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:27.440 cream cheese, and you put it on those chips and 309 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:31.440 then you top it with little black caveaar. Come on now, 310 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:36.759 good night, Irene. Crunch on that little sexy little flavor there, 311 00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:39.920 all right? I invite you to join me tomorrow for 312 00:17:40.039 --> 00:17:44.880 the Fok Report starting it too. It's official. The Dubai chocolate. 313 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:48.079 Have you tried the do Bui chocolate anyone? Okay? So 314 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:55.480 it's they originally had come to Costco in their chocolate form. 315 00:17:55.559 --> 00:18:03.720 It's a pistachio chocolate there. It's decadent't and luxurious and 316 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.960 kind of light. My wife had some wasn't crazy about it. 317 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:11.640 I think it's incredibly good, but I couldn't have a 318 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:15.799 lot like I will do a little square and taste it. 319 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:20.680 It's kind of hard to explain. It's almost like it's 320 00:18:20.720 --> 00:18:25.839 almost like they crunched down or stripped down the pistachio 321 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:30.279 in a way that it's almost like a little haystack, 322 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:35.440 sort of not quite like coconut or something, but it's 323 00:18:35.799 --> 00:18:38.759 the way it's processed is a little different than you'd expect, 324 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:42.640 and so it gives this kind of lighter It's crunchy, 325 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:45.319 but it's more on the crispy side that it is 326 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:50.119 what you'd expect crunchiness with a nut or something like that. Well, 327 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:53.559 Costco had them in certain areas they would sell out 328 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:56.720 all the time. So I started seeing the flavors and 329 00:18:56.799 --> 00:19:01.519 the combinations popping up. And it always happens this way 330 00:19:01.559 --> 00:19:04.440 when it comes to food things. They become trends, people 331 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:06.720 get excited about them, they pop up everywhere, and then 332 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:09.960 sometimes they go away. In this particular case, the next 333 00:19:09.960 --> 00:19:18.960 incarnation at Costco is this ice cream bar. So you 334 00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:22.920 can go into the frozen section and they have this 335 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:25.799 you know, hand dipped frozen dessert thing, but it's filled 336 00:19:25.839 --> 00:19:30.400 with pistachio ice cream topped with crunchy milk chocolate coating, 337 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:37.680 and it's inspired apparently by that incredibly instagramble and you know, 338 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:44.319 popping up everywhere chocolate bar called the Dubai Chocolate. Again, 339 00:19:44.440 --> 00:19:48.400 like I said, it's very tasty, but it is it's 340 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:52.200 expensive as hell if you can find it when you 341 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:55.720 come across it, And so this just sounds like it's 342 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:57.799 going to be an inexpensive way to enjoy some of 343 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:01.880 those flavors. As far as experience, we shall see. But 344 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:04.640 as I always do for a handle, I'd like to 345 00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:07.720 put some costco stuff in there so that he can 346 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:12.000 enjoy himself and feel like he's at the forefront, forefront 347 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:18.240 rather of food trends. This was one that I had 348 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:20.920 talked about on the show before, on the Forek Report 349 00:20:21.640 --> 00:20:26.640 many times. And it's an interesting thing about copy copyrights 350 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:32.599 when it comes to food. When somebody writes a book, 351 00:20:32.680 --> 00:20:35.319 you assume that you can't copy anything of that book 352 00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:42.000 because of copyright plagiarism. Right. The difficulty when it comes 353 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:48.880 to cookbooks is that you can't copyright a recipe. A 354 00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:52.359 recipe is considered a list. And I had a great 355 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:57.119 conversation with my buddy Joe Escalante in addition to being 356 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:02.680 a world renowned bass player for the Vandals, at All 357 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:06.480 is also an attorney, an entertainment attorney, and he and 358 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:08.039 I had a long talk about this and he was 359 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:12.039 explaining how it also has a show on our sister station. 360 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:17.680 By the way, on Sundays, they're on KEIB. So the 361 00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:23.759 strange thing is that you can trademark certain proprietary things 362 00:21:23.799 --> 00:21:27.559 like the coca cola recipe or how they're combined, but 363 00:21:27.680 --> 00:21:32.240 the ingredients themselves. It's like trying to copyright your grocery list, 364 00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:36.599 you know, it's technically just and when it comes to baking, 365 00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:42.119 it's so much science that you can't. Of course, you're 366 00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:48.680 gonna there's basic ratios, if you will, a great book 367 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:52.200 by the same name. Ratios is based on the fact 368 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:58.519 that cookies, cakes, vinaigrettes, they're all based on basic ratios 369 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:03.960 of fat, flower and these types of things that in 370 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:07.200 a particular case that has come to the attention of 371 00:22:07.799 --> 00:22:13.559 Australians and now going throughout the world of food, is 372 00:22:13.599 --> 00:22:18.759 that you have two food writers accused now accusing Brooke Bellaby. 373 00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:23.839 She's a food influencer there out of Australia, but she's 374 00:22:23.880 --> 00:22:28.640 been accused of copying their recipes. But unless you're copying 375 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:34.319 word for word, there the content of their book, there's 376 00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:37.799 like this big gray area whether this is even possible 377 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:44.440 to bring into court. So there's a lot of recipes 378 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:49.039 I come across that are very similar, if not identical, 379 00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:51.839 that I've seen in two different books by two different writers. 380 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:54.680 There are certain things that you're going to come across 381 00:22:54.759 --> 00:22:59.400 in unless they're a name like the krona. You remember 382 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:04.880 the kronut praised from years ago Ansel whose last name 383 00:23:05.960 --> 00:23:10.799 escapes me, It came up with the cronat the difficulty 384 00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:16.039 of a corona, which is part croissoon clisson and part donut, 385 00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:18.880 is that it is a laminated dough. It's got fat 386 00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.279 in between. In this case it's butter, and that's what 387 00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:24.599 makes it so fluffy and delicious. Well, you're taking a 388 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:28.519 laminated dough that has, by its very nature of fat 389 00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:34.400 inside it and you're frying it. And so that process 390 00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:41.039 couldn't be copyrighted, but the name could. So you could 391 00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:44.920 do something similar, but you couldn't call it a crona. 392 00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:49.480 So there's weird things like that that the eleven herbs 393 00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:52.680 and spices or what have you that combination. In the 394 00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:55.079 way that they're used, maybe you might be able to 395 00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:57.799 protect to the best of your ability, But once they 396 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:00.480 came out, you couldn't accuse If you put them in 397 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:03.960 your own recipe book and said, hey, here's eleven herbs 398 00:24:04.079 --> 00:24:06.079 and some spices that I like to put in my 399 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:11.359 fried chicken, there's nothing that they could do to you. Now, 400 00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:14.319 if the technique in the case of Kentucky fried chicken 401 00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:19.759