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Speaker 1: At three in the afternoon, I was already losing the

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will to live with the terminal case of boredom. I'm

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forty eight, brunette with a curvy body. I know I'm

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doing something right because one of the guys at the

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market whispered to his friend Milf and I overheard. But

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I'm married anyway, well, technically, my husband Greg traveled a

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lot for work consulting. He called it. I called it

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living out of a suitcase while I live in the

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same four walls. Being a housewife wasn't all the fun

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and games it was cracked up to be. The house

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was quiet, too quiet, the kind of quiet where you

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start doing weird things like reorganizing drawers you already organized

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last week. I was halfway through alphabetizing the spice again

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when the doorbell rang. I froze because nobody rings the

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doorbell anymore. People text, people call. People absolutely do not

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show up unannounced unless they are one lost, two selling something,

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three about to ruin your day. I opened the door anyway,

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and there they were two girls, uniforms, bright smiles and

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energy that immediately made me suspicious. Hi, the blonde one chirped,

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We're from the New teenage girl Scouts of America. I

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couldn't believe what I was looking at. I blinked. The

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brunette gave a little wave. Totally legit, she added, Uh huh,

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I said slowly. They were both wearing what looked like

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updated Scout uniforms, short skirts, fitted tops, badges, but not

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the kind I remembered. One of them had something that

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said advanced sales Techniques I swore one of the other

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one's badges said oral and anal expert. I narrowed my eyes,

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and how old are you two? Exactly eighteen, the blonde said, instantly,

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both of us. The brunette added, adults. The blonde clarified,

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very much adults. The brunette nodded. Totally legal, they said

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in unison and giggled. I raised my eyebrows. What the

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heck was I looking at? Exactly what are you selling?

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I asked. They looked at each other, then back at

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me and smiled. Oh. The blonde said, sweetly, A few things.

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She opened the little case she was holding. Now, I

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was expecting cookies, thin mints, maybe something with peanut butter.

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What I got instead was a different story. Dildos in

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pink and black, two strap ons, nipple clamps, handcuffs, leather masks, whips,

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candy flavored panties, and lube in every flavor. I blinked. Again,

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you're kidding, I said, nope, the brunette said, we're rebranding

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modern market. The blonde added, I looked from one to

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the other, then back at the case. This is not

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what I remember girl Scouts being times change, the brunette

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said with a shrug, and honestly. The blonde leaned in,

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slightly lowering her voice. Cookies weren't paying the bills, I laughed.

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I couldn't help it. It had to be some kind

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of joke, right. It had to be my friend Sadie

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from the bank or Katie from the dry cleaners who

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put them up to this. Well, you've definitely got my attention,

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I said. Good. The brunette replied, that's step one, Step one.

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I repeated, engagement, she said, like she was reading from

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a script. The blonde crossed her arms, studying me. You

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seem like someone who could use a little excitement, she said.

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I raised an eyebrow. Oh do, I, I replied, almost offended.

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She tilted her head. Big House, Quiet afternoon, alphabetized spices

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I stared at her, How do you know about the spices?

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She just smiled. Trust me, we see it all the time.

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I should have closed the door. I should have absolutely

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closed the door. But the brunette winked at me and

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licked her lips, and for the first time in a

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long time, I felt something excitement and a tiny tingle

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somewhere below. Instead of closing the door, I stepped aside. Well,

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I said, gesturing inside, I suppose I should at least

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hear the full pitch. They didn't hesitate, not even for

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a second. They walked in like they'd done this before,

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like they knew exactly what they were doing. The brunette

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wandered into the living room, taking it all in nice place.

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She said, thank you, I replied. The blonde turned to me, so,

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she said, setting the case down on the coffee table.

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Would you like the basic package or something a little

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more personalized? I folded my arms. Oh, I definitely want

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to hear about the personalized option. A part of me

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still thought this was a joke, but the look in

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their eyes said otherwise. They both smiled. You got a

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great figure. The blonde said, she likes an older woman.

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The brunette whispered out loud. So do you you've done

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enough of them? I gulped. The blonde continued, this is

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how the personalized package works. I come up with an

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interesting scenario, something I've mentally designed based on certain characteristics

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of the client. She nodded and smiled. What she means is,

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said the brunette. She thinks she can read something about you,

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how you like to be fucked, that kind of thing.

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I gasped, My eyes grew bigger, my breathing got a

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little harder. I think, the blonde said, with the finger

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to her temple. I think you're the kind of woman

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who's lonely. Obviously, the brunette interrupted, I think you need

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some passion. The blonde continued, I bet you're the kind

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of lady who likes it licked, both holes licked. I

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bet you're the kind of lady who needs a bit

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of warming up. Then when the heat starts coming, you'd

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be the one to start fanning the flames. I didn't

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know what to say, so I only gulped for air.

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I bet if a couple of horny little girl scouts

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like us got your fire going, you'd do anything we wanted.

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Been a while since anything's got your fire going? Humm,

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the brunette said. They were brash, trashy, and arrogant. But

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a part of me pulsed as they stood calkily before me.

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The good housewife part of me wanted to throw them

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out on the street, But that other part, it's been

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a while, I said meekly. They both grinned. The brunette

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wrinkled her nose. I could do with earning a firestarter badge,

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she said. Oh yeah, said the blonde, me too, And

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I think she's got the kindling down there between her legs.

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They both dropped to their knees, still holding the devilish grins.

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They seductively crawled towards me over the living room carpet,

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licking their lips and holding a dirty gaze on me

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with their lacivious eyes. Now, girls, I panicked as they

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came close to me and slowly ran their hands up

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my bare legs. I trembled at their touch. It's okay.

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A scout's motto is the four seas, the brunette said, Courage, confidence, character,

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and cunt. The blonde said, seriously, And the pair of

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them pulled my skirt up and threw it back exposing

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my legs and panties. Fully. Should we be doing this?

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I said, wanting more, but trembling with trepidation. They just laughed,

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hooked a finger each under the elastic of my panties,

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and yanked them off with one quick pull. The blonde

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took them in her hand, pushed them under her nose

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and said, fuck, I love the smell of ripe milf cunt.

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The brunette pulled them away and sniffed them too. Heavenly,

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she said, with dreamy eyes, let's dig in. The pair

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pulled my legs apart, exposing my hairy pussy, and both

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girls got either side and started to lap into my hotness.

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I moaned and pushed back on the couch. I had

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no idea what the hell was happening, but it felt amazing.

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I looked down to see the blonde and brunette pull

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my pussy flaps wide and start licking inside, rolling their

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tongues around each other, kissing as they both delved into

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my warm, wet whole. They pushed in deeper and licked harder,

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making wet slurping sounds as they did. The blonde pulled

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out and said, making out in her cunt. Is fun.

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Totally fun, said the brunette, and they went right back

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to it, lapping at my clit like crazy. Their two

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tiny tongues working away sent ripples of pleasure radiating through

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my body. I squirmed and whimpered, clutching my fingers to fists.

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Then the pair took turns to spit inside me. I

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could feel their hot saliva beating down between my ass

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cheeks and running over my puckered asshole. I quivered. It

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felt so good. They both sucked a finger and inserted

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it in me and began to finger fuck me fast,

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keeping pace with each other's thrusts. My pussy made a wet,

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sloppy sound as they pumped it with their fingers. We

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should get a badge for sharing, the bloe said, sharing

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is caring. The brunette replied, and the pear began to

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make out, kissing dirty and desperately as they fingered me fast.

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I reached up and pulled open my shirt and pulled

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my tits out over the top of my bra cups.

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The brunette saw and said, you have a tasty pair

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of milkers there, ma'am. I just love floppy titties. She

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pulled her finger out and crawled up next to me

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and put the finger she'd had in my cunt in

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my mouth. I moaned as I sucked the taste of

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my pussy from a girl I didn't even know half

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an hour AGO's finger. We've got you to juice up

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real good, the brunette said with a laugh. She pulled

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the finger from my mouth and grabbed my tits, squashed

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them together, and began lapping both my nipples at the

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same time. My god, this was so hot between my legs.

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The blonde was back spitting inside me when she pulled

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her pussy juice glistening face out and said, I think

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today is the day I'm going to earn my fisting

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badge and began to slowly push her bald fist into

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my soaking pussy lips. I groaned like I never had before,

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both nipples licked by the brunette and my pussy being

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fisted by the blonde. This was heaven. The blonde grunted said, tight,

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little sucker, ain't ya talking to my pussy as she

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forced her fist into me with a wet pop and

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sudden jab. Her entire fist was lost in my warm hole,

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almost up to her elbow. Jesus fucking Christ, I bellowed,

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sucking air, breathing heavy. She's getting the hang of things,

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the brunette said, laughing. She's deep. The blonde uttered, studying

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how far her arm was lost in me. She's so warm,

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it feels like I'm kneading cookie dough. I moaned out

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loud at that. I got an idea, the brunette said,

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and hopped back down next to the blonde. Let's give

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her the ultimate. The blonde giggled, said the ultimate. Wow.

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The brunette put a hand under my ass cheeks and

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lifted them slightly, then slapped them hard. Swing over onto

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your side, she said, you're going to love this. I did,

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and pulled my right leg up wide. The blonde was

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still fisting me, but now they had full access. The

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brunette spread my ass cheeks, pulled them wide, and sank

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her face into my asshole and began to rim me

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with her speedy little tongue. Shit, I cried. When the

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blonde buried her face in my pussy and ate into

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my clit like a tongue tornado. Fuck, I yelled. They

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really went to town. The blonde licked clit as she

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fisted me fast and the brunette ate my asshole. The

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feeling was amazing, unlike anything I'd ever experienced before. I gasped, whimpered, moaned,

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and groaned, eyes closed, melting into the ecstasy of the ultimate.

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Every inch of my pussy, clit and asshole was being

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fully serviced by two scout sluts who should be walking

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the streets rather than pedaling cookies. They went faster and

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I began to explode inside. I screamed the house down

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as an orgasm ripped out of me. The girls laughed

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and cheered as I came everywhere. A huge gush of

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pussy juice exploded over their faces and bl laddered the carpet.

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I couldn't breathe couldn't think. Then the girls came up

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to me and we all three way kissed, lapping tongues,

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tasting both of my holes on either girl's breath. After that,

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the entire afternoon turned into a fuckfest. It was my

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turn to dominate them. I smothered the blonde with my

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fat ass as I ate out the brunette, handcuffed the

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brunette to the bed and made the blonde fuck her

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with a strap on as I fucked the blonde from

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behind with the other strap on. We all did each

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other six ways from Sunday as the sun set. I

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lay there with the blonde and brunette fucked naked and

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passed out next to me in bed. I'd squeezed into

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one of their Girl Scout uniforms and stank of both

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of their assholes and cunts, And just like that, my

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terminal case of housewife boredom was gone. This wasn't about cookies,

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not even close. And for the first time I understood

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the Girl Scout motto be prepared, especially when it comes

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to fucking. I hoped you enjoyed today's sexy story. If

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