WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:04.400 A lot of people wouldn't call it an ostrich they do. Uh. 2 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:06.719 When Joellen is throwing her Fourth of July party, she 3 00:00:06.799 --> 00:00:10.039 cites Christopher Columbus as the reason for why we celebrate 4 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:13.320 July fourth. So I'm just there's a lot of stupidity 5 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:16.320 on this cast. Real strong case for the public school systems. 6 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:22.679 My god, I don't know. I think it's got something 7 00:00:22.839 --> 00:00:25.440 doing a pentom what. 8 00:00:34.799 --> 00:00:38.200 Hi, Hello, and welcome to a brand spanking new season, 9 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:42.479 a new franchise of the franchise Real Housewives. It is 10 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:49.320 The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, a patreonlite. I'm Dylan. 11 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:57.000 That is Patrick Ruby is not here, which is kind 12 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.679 of It's kind of crummy because I think that Rubes 13 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:01.960 has a lot to say about these cats. Ruby's going 14 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.599 on a honeymoon next week too, So I don't think 15 00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:06.319 we're going to have her for the first two episodes. 16 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:08.959 Wow, Oh dare God? 17 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:09.879 How dare she? 18 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:12.319 I don't think she realizes how important it is that 19 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:12.920 she be here. 20 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:15.400 I know, and go ahead and list a reason why 21 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:16.640 it's important that she'd be here. 22 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:18.200 Well, I mean the audience misses there. 23 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:23.359 That's number one. Guys. We have a brand new show. 24 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:25.480 Hey, this is going to be a free episode, right, 25 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:26.719 just to lure everybody. 26 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:31.159 Yeah, yes, yeah, sure, okay, but we're going to be 27 00:01:31.159 --> 00:01:33.359 covering this entire season of Patreonic comp session of the 28 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:40.280 podcast network. I gotta tell you, while I am very 29 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:47.120 disappointed in the bait and switch of announcing that you're 30 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:52.359 going to be filming in one of the oldest seats 31 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:55.959 of power in the country and then giving us this slop. Okay, 32 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:01.599 it's a paytent switch to it's our fault. We projected 33 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:03.439 that are the our ideal show. 34 00:02:03.519 --> 00:02:05.879 On to that, I'm going to be positive, but you 35 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:08.479 and I mirror the same thoughts. I'm going to be positive. 36 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:13.960 I wanted Rhode Island, Newport, South Dylan. Little fun fact. 37 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.680 I don't know if you knew this, The Great Gatsby 38 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:18.199 that takes place in Newport, Rhode Island. 39 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:18.400 Yep. 40 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:20.560 That's the kind of wealth we're talking here. Yeah, and 41 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:25.560 now what they've handed us is essentially Miami Real Housewives yea, 42 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:26.879 in Providence, Rhode Island. 43 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:29.520 Yeah, I know. West egg was wherever the fuck that 44 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:35.039 that that trailer park of fucking Italian gypsies at Alicia's family, 45 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:37.360 One of them was sucking out of a fucking flask 46 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:39.879 all the way to a kid's birthday party. Anyways, real 47 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:40.599 drugs go ahead. 48 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:47.680 That's we have. I wanted old money and we have 49 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:49.639 new money. Jersey Shore. 50 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:54.680 We have one person who is of old money, not 51 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.439 on the show, face ripped out of the pictures. 52 00:02:56.520 --> 00:02:59.400 That's right. He will not dare to show his goddamn face. 53 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:05.479 No, no, nope, he is Sonya Morgan's husband. Oh analog, 54 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:08.520 I'm not going to be a part of your racket. Okay. 55 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:14.120 With all that being said, yes, I still love it. 56 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:16.439 It's still fun. I even like the crier. I love 57 00:03:16.479 --> 00:03:23.080 the dynamic that she has somehow strangled strangled poor Jared 58 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:25.719 into being on this show. 59 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:29.719 How is she on this show? What is she doing 60 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:30.759 on this five? 61 00:03:30.919 --> 00:03:33.719 I can tell you she makes money as an influencer. 62 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:38.560 They have been trying for years to make her a star, 63 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:46.560 whether it be hosting television shows, hawking television products on 64 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:50.520 E or entertainment Tonight when they try and do that nonsense. 65 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:54.680 They have tried everything, and now this is her big 66 00:03:54.919 --> 00:03:59.000 return to reality TV. She made a deal with the devil. 67 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:02.840 They just got oddly so hot. She has that giant 68 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:05.400 She has a giant face. 69 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:08.159 You know what I'm talking about, how certain people have 70 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:09.439 giant faces. 71 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:15.360 She's always rubbed me. I just I've never I don't 72 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:16.680 find her regardless. 73 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:19.480 It's very very confusing. How and why she is on 74 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:20.120 this show. 75 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:23.480 Well, her only connection is her husband is from here. 76 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:27.439 That's it. That's it. And she's so anyways, and. 77 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:30.720 She's friends with the newsgirl Rosie. 78 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:35.040 Okay, hit the road Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, So we 79 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:37.959 have a lot to get into. But first we have 80 00:04:38.079 --> 00:04:43.959 to dare I say, invent construct or bloom our rating system? 81 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:52.199 Oh my god, for this franchise. Now we're as is customary. 82 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:57.040 We need your guys help. Okay, let us know what 83 00:04:57.959 --> 00:05:02.879 you what uh what you want us to use for 84 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:04.040 a hundred percent hunch. 85 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:07.000 Of pots in the thoughts Dylan in Harvard and Yale 86 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:10.240 where the old school guys they all get together and 87 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:11.319 they're going to be presidents. 88 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:13.319 No, you're talking about sculling bones. Okay. 89 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:16.160 Had this been old money, yeah, I would have said, 90 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:18.199 why don't we do how many skull and bones? Is? 91 00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:19.040 I love that? Yeah? 92 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:19.800 But it's not. 93 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:21.120 No, I don't know. 94 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:24.680 It's how many bad? How many bad? 95 00:05:24.839 --> 00:05:24.959 Uh? 96 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:25.720 Uh? 97 00:05:27.160 --> 00:05:27.920 Tan jobs? 98 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:28.959 Yeah? 99 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:31.399 How many? How many? How many bad spray cans. 100 00:05:31.560 --> 00:05:35.439 It's something, it's something. Spray stands is two on the nose. 101 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:39.160 Let's give ourselves. Let's sometime, let's go give ourselves some time. 102 00:05:39.160 --> 00:05:42.879 I can't tell you how many of our rating systems 103 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:46.399 have come from fan submissions. You got shoulder taps. 104 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:47.920 You know, we talk about this all the time, but 105 00:05:48.199 --> 00:05:51.279 Carl Jung has a passage in memories, dreams and reflections 106 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:53.600 about what it means to truly arrive at a solution. 107 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:56.600 It feels like a certain divinity is crept into our 108 00:05:56.680 --> 00:06:01.279 waking life. When we do find our system for this show, 109 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:05.319 we will understand what that means. Okay, until then, let's 110 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:10.279 just go ahead and give it pots or spray tans, 111 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:10.839 whatever you want. 112 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:13.680 Or bad cosmetic surgery. 113 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:19.360 What would it be? What would it be? Kayaks? What 114 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:21.720 would it be? Because they don't have yachts? They just definitely. 115 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:25.160 Liz and Dolores. By the way, they could be twins, 116 00:06:25.959 --> 00:06:29.319 the same plastic surgeon. Surgeon, What a cruel joke he 117 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:30.439 made them look alike. 118 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:35.399 Well, would it be cousins you banged? How many one 119 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:37.639 ninety seven cousins you banged? 120 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:39.639 How many cannabis stores? 121 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:43.120 Yeah, I don't think we know yet. 122 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:45.879 What's the name of that horrible TV show that that 123 00:06:45.920 --> 00:06:47.560 girl makes that no one watches. 124 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:49.879 Red tripid something like that. 125 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:51.040 How many road trips? 126 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:53.519 Yeah, okay, all right, well we'll figure it out. Okay, 127 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:58.639 let us know. I adored this episode. It was you 128 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:04.000 brought up Lizzid Dolores Stark seeing this, I mean, it's 129 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:07.720 like what I've seen you before. You've you've actually been 130 00:07:07.759 --> 00:07:10.439 on my favor fit d Read Cheeraders, You've been on 131 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:14.240 my favorite shod read. Yeah, it was crazy. Kelsey is 132 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:18.920 you know I I say Christopher guest character a lot 133 00:07:18.959 --> 00:07:24.040 when we're talking about these shows. She is ripped straight 134 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:28.439 from a mighty wind kind of thing. She is a 135 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:34.680 thirty year old sugar baby who is aging out of 136 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:40.480 the allowances. She is not only concerned, she's in a 137 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:45.519 complete and total free fall panic adack daily it is. 138 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:49.480 She's an amazing character. Then we've got Joe Ellen, who 139 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:52.399 is Gi Jane. I mean, do not fuck with her. 140 00:07:52.519 --> 00:07:53.720 She is a tough bitch. 141 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:57.639 Okay, but you know what, the ladies have something that 142 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:00.519 they can hang over her head every episode for the 143 00:08:00.519 --> 00:08:04.079 rest of her life. Broad Shoulder, your husband banged, banged 144 00:08:04.079 --> 00:08:04.959 your sisters. 145 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:06.160 That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I. 146 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:07.639 Mean you don't think that's gonna be brought up every 147 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:08.199 four seconds? 148 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:11.040 Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah. What basically what I'm trying 149 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:13.680 to sday is I love the cast so far. I 150 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:18.040 think that we've got an interesting dynamic here. I'm gonna 151 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:25.759 go ahead and give this episode four four four beaches. 152 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:29.000 Four beaches. Yeah, okay, okay, just because this is just 153 00:08:29.040 --> 00:08:32.240 a wide open landscape right now. I thought it was 154 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:36.080 a great first episode. Although I've already listed my issues 155 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:39.399 with it. I'm gonna give it ninety bad spray. 156 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:42.840 Tands, ninety bad spray tanks, right, Okay, why don't you 157 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:43.519 take it away? 158 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:46.399 Sorry? Sorry. We begin our journey with this new franchise 159 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:50.159 at Alicia's house in Rhode Island. Although you'd think we 160 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:52.519 were in that trash heap known as the Garden State 161 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:57.759 with all those meatball eating low rent accents traumatizing our 162 00:08:57.799 --> 00:09:01.519 ear drums, right, at least half the cast has that 163 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:09.360 horrible New Jersey shore fucking accent. Her daughter this is Alicia. 164 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:12.159 Cecilia is her mini me, and they both like Britney 165 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:15.639 Spears and if they're big fans of Snookie, we are 166 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:18.240 officially have a tryad of white trash. 167 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:21.559 Okay, really I'm getting yeah, yeah, yeah, really, let me 168 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:23.480 let me just can I take the reins back from 169 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:26.879 me for a second. Okay, so the crier is already 170 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:28.559 speaking on behalf of the state. 171 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:32.679 Okay, so you're talking about the little five minutes. 172 00:09:32.759 --> 00:09:34.840 Well, we don't have to cover all of it, but 173 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:38.200 I thought that it was very funny that Ashley from 174 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:42.480 Virginia is talking about what it means to be Rhode Island. 175 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:44.159 Oh God, and it's a lot of things. 176 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:46.480 I think that the people that live on the other 177 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:50.039 side of that bridge that minorities can't get across would 178 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:56.639 have problems with what Ashley Ia Kennetti is describing as everybody. 179 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:57.960 Knows each other in Rhode Island. 180 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:02.960 Oh really, yeah, Ashley, you don't know these people. 181 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:05.120 Everybody in Rhode Island has secrets. 182 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:11.039 Oh really? So it is called the Ocean State. Mmm, yes, 183 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:13.200 I think I believe it is. But I think so 184 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:16.600 the Ocean State. I can look that up now, you 185 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:17.200 don't need to. 186 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:17.600 Uh. 187 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:21.039 There's Liz and her twin who are just too Dolores's. 188 00:10:21.080 --> 00:10:24.639 And then we get to we get to Ashley, who's 189 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:27.799 we've talked about it. It's just very, very confusing that 190 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:30.080 she's on the show. But we kick things off in 191 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:35.039 Providence at Alicia's house. Now, when she talks about her 192 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:42.399 daughter and her liking everything, liking the same things, you know, 193 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:45.080 she frames it in a way that's like, you know, 194 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:51.039 her daughter is arriving at these things naturally. Alicia is just, uh, Alicia, 195 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:53.720 what are you doing pumping Britney Spears into your young 196 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:56.759 daughter's life. She doesn't need that. Okay, that's not a 197 00:10:57.320 --> 00:10:59.919 that's not a happy ending. Okay that story. 198 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:02.240 Can we get to her goddamn fiance Bill. 199 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:06.759 Yeah, Well, she's drinking any color wine at eleven o'clock 200 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:08.600 in the morning, So we've got a fun lady. But 201 00:11:08.720 --> 00:11:10.360 let's get to Uh, let's get to Bill. 202 00:11:10.519 --> 00:11:14.080 Apparently Bill owns a few pie shops. Yeah, which is 203 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:17.240 a front for money laundering. Obviously, yeas in construction with 204 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:19.600 these assholes, right, You don't know in a fucking house 205 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:21.759 that nice by slinging pies all day. 206 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:23.879 No, He's got a couple of different restaurants. Her favorites, 207 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:26.399 the pizza spot where she hangs pictures of herself and 208 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:29.399 the people that own and operate said pizza joint are 209 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:32.159 not happy about it, but we've got a bunch of 210 00:11:32.679 --> 00:11:33.720 mangas coming up. 211 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.440 Yeah. Her family, That family sounds as obnoxious as she does. 212 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:40.240 Other than that, they're an absolute delight. 213 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:43.240 Yeah, not really. They're all drunks. Judy's lipping out of 214 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:47.840 a flask in the back seat. And these people, I 215 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:51.360 don't think they're fans of her husband, who's not her husband. 216 00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:52.720 I don't think they're married. 217 00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:54.720 Yeah, they want to know when the wedding day is coming, 218 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:57.440 seeing as they've been engaged for nine years. 219 00:11:57.519 --> 00:12:01.320 Yeah, so they talk about her childhood friend Liz, who 220 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:10.639 lives where fucking uh? I don't Zia's all the ants, 221 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:14.039 the ants, all these ants live over in Cranston, right, Hey, 222 00:12:14.080 --> 00:12:15.879 I don't know what you doing living in Providence. I 223 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:17.879 mean it's wait too long of a drive for us. Okay, 224 00:12:17.919 --> 00:12:20.000 you gotta live over in Cranstey with us. Okay, he's 225 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:20.600 fifteen minutes. 226 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:21.480 Fifteen minutes. 227 00:12:21.480 --> 00:12:23.399 She makes me drive down to see my grandchildren. I mean, 228 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:25.799 why do you live with Liz? She lives over in Cranstein, So. 229 00:12:25.799 --> 00:12:28.279 Why don't you ladies run there? Okay? 230 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:32.240 She's walking her cat, Liz named chickangie who shits on 231 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:35.399 the floor. The thing about her husband, Jerry, is that 232 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:38.080 her and her her husband. 233 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:41.039 No, he's her brother. Yeah, because she looks like she's 234 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:43.639 on drugs or maybe she didn't recognize him when she 235 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:45.200 met him because she was drunk or something. 236 00:12:45.240 --> 00:12:47.960 Because she's the queen of weed right now, the good 237 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:51.639 news is she is a stepmom. Okay, they have not 238 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:57.440 enter bred and created monstrous fronts to the lord. Okay. 239 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:02.039 They own a cannabis company. And this is kind of 240 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:05.240 like nostalgic for me because this is Rhode Island cannabis. Right. 241 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:08.279 When you get out to Los Angeles, it's been all 242 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:12.399 fucking Silicon Valley eyed, Right, this is Rhode Island cannabis. 243 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:15.919 This guy's pouring distolate out of a fucking Mason jar. Okay, 244 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:19.799 this is old fashioned, real shit. Yeah, that's a real shit. Yeah. 245 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:22.000 Before we move on from her, oh no, no, no, I 246 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:25.360 guess we're still here. Her face is one more cosmetic 247 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.240 surgery away from scaring children. 248 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:31.399 Well, I think she's beautiful. Yeah, come on, all right, 249 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:33.720 come on, stop being negative? Right, Well, I mean you're 250 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:35.559 tearing down a woman of a certain age, and her 251 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:39.960 looks can't do that. We've agreed. We've done so many 252 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:43.159 podcasts wherein we've shut down these mics, and we've said 253 00:13:43.159 --> 00:13:46.960 to one another, we can't do that anymore. We can't 254 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:51.279 say that she looks like a fucking leather hide that 255 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:56.039 was brought by people on the prairies. Can't say that, 256 00:13:57.279 --> 00:13:59.799 you know, she is really beautiful. I don't understand. She's 257 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:06.120 almost an Indian. She looks like she's so dark. Anyways, Well, 258 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:10.679 I want to be better, me too. Yeah, and we're 259 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:16.919 gonna be okay, Okay, so we're gonna beet. Yeah, we're 260 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:21.200 gonna grab lunch with Kelsey. Who is She's gonna go 261 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:22.679 over to said lunch. In a little bit of a 262 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:30.600 speedboat situation, Kelsey is dating an older man East Egg 263 00:14:30.679 --> 00:14:34.200 kind of stuff. I can't remember which egg is the 264 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:38.159 Good Egg and Great Gatsby, but she's dating somebody from 265 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:40.399 the Good Egg. Okay, Now he is not a good Egg. 266 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:43.360 He is a He is a master of mankind. And 267 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:46.240 that means that he can pay women to have sex 268 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:47.480 with him. 269 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:52.799 Now also to just tolerate a lot of bullshit. 270 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:55.639 Uh being mistreated. 271 00:14:56.399 --> 00:15:00.840 Uh yeah, she accepts his Uh, he's got moreultiple girlfriends 272 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:03.039 like he comes home and she's like, hey, honey, how 273 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:06.200 was Miami's? And hey, I think you got something on 274 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:11.480 your face. Oh that's another woman's vagina. 275 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:14.519 Oh, and there's the rest of her. Yes, she's sure 276 00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:17.440 you're carrying her back into this house from Miami. 277 00:15:17.519 --> 00:15:18.080 That's right. 278 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:18.399 Yeah. 279 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:21.159 Oh, I guess I got to tolerate you. Take care 280 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:21.320 of it. 281 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:22.240 Yep. 282 00:15:22.720 --> 00:15:25.320 I will say this, and this story will drop more 283 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:28.759 and more by the way, that relationship will not survive 284 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:32.559 her being on this television clearly, just like bron when 285 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:36.200 needed and out from old Uh where's his nickname? 286 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:37.200 Talking? Uh? 287 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:43.240 Gouge balls, gout balls. Okay, this is her out in 288 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:43.879 a career. 289 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:53.279 One want the cherry. I thought I thought I could 290 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:53.639 have it. 291 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:56.279 Can you imagine that rolling over on talking you in 292 00:15:56.279 --> 00:15:56.639 the morning? 293 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:59.200 Dying right now? It sounds like you're dying right now. 294 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:01.759 I have to say this about a ten year relationship 295 00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:03.879 with a dude who's stepping out on you and a 296 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.720 lot of free time. There is no mother way she 297 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.279 was sitting at home twiddling her thumb. Well, he's gallivanting through. 298 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:12.960 Oh I think she might be. 299 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:16.919 No way she was going having fun with the workout instructor. 300 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.679 I don't know, dude, because it can go one of 301 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:25.399 two ways. You can be pulverized, like genuinely arrested development pulverized, 302 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:29.240 or you can wake up and have fun with the situation. 303 00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:32.679 But I'm not sure. She seems really concerned about it anyways, 304 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:36.240 Jin was the mother's milk to her. I like Liz. 305 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:39.399 She's very, very funny. She reminds me, she's just Dolores. 306 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:43.279 We love Delores. So a little bit of Dolores goes 307 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:46.639 a long way. Now we got two of them. Was 308 00:16:46.679 --> 00:16:48.159 it Sandoval who kept going for. 309 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:51.279 Yes, they hated each other, and she hated him because 310 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:52.759 he did that horrible thing to Arianna. 311 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:58.399 Yeah, you wouldn't let it go. I can't believe what 312 00:16:58.440 --> 00:16:59.519 you did to Arianna. 313 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:01.320 She landed on her. 314 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:02.279 I think it's Dolores. 315 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:04.519 Guys, I think it's me. 316 00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:07.480 Okay, I think I think I'm the trader. Just so, 317 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:09.920 how do you think Santabel's at breakfast? How do you 318 00:17:09.920 --> 00:17:14.720 think they kill him? What? Well? Like, do you think 319 00:17:14.720 --> 00:17:17.799 they shoot them or it's like an injection? How do 320 00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:18.680 you think we're gonna die? 321 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:21.759 Have you been watching House of Villains? So Kate Chastain 322 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.359 is like basically kicking him out of the house. That's 323 00:17:24.359 --> 00:17:25.640 how it works, you get thrown out of the house. 324 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:28.039 He's like, Kate, I can't believe you did this to me, 325 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:31.160 Like you know how like we have advertisers, like, uh, 326 00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:34.200 like you post. I know you like post stuff, and 327 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:36.400 I was gonna do some engagement where you where I 328 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:38.400 liked your posts and comment on it to like help 329 00:17:38.440 --> 00:17:40.880 make you money or he really say that, oh yeah yeah, 330 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:42.359 And she's like, and you're gonna throw me out like 331 00:17:42.440 --> 00:17:46.400 right now? It's like, yeah, thanks Tom, goodbye? 332 00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:49.440 I love Kate? Is that sho good? 333 00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:52.079 I don't watch I just watched clips. 334 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:57.640 Okay, So Kelsey woman after my own heart. She hates 335 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:04.519 lemon seeds. Lemon seeds the bane of my existence. 336 00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:09.400 Kelsey h wells are lemon seeds taken out by the help? 337 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:17.680 That's what I would do? Yeah. Uh. Kelsey rolls out 338 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:21.759 a term that I haven't heard before. Lady of leisure? 339 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:23.200 You never heard that? 340 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:25.880 Befrom no, lady of leisure? 341 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:34.559 How long it's so nice? Waves saying do nothing? Bitch? 342 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:38.000 How long do you not my words? 343 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:40.680 Their words? Not ba? 344 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:41.720 That was Beyonce? 345 00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:46.759 How long do you think you could do this? For like, 346 00:18:46.839 --> 00:18:49.000 how long do you think the average person can do this? 347 00:18:49.680 --> 00:18:52.279 Me, I'm like a guy that's been living in a 348 00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:55.319 prison cell. Like I just walk around in circles. I 349 00:18:55.359 --> 00:18:59.880 can't be what would you do well, I'd start drinking out. 350 00:19:01.319 --> 00:19:04.039 Yeah yeah, I can't. I don't hands the devil's playground. 351 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:07.440 I need to be doing stuff constantly until I'm so 352 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:08.559 tired that I just go to bed. 353 00:19:08.640 --> 00:19:12.440 I know, it's crazy when you're in your twenties, I 354 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:14.759 think that you can do this, which is, you know 355 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:18.039 when he found her right right, So you know these 356 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:21.640 Rhode Island elites, they're smart, all right, So she's a pro. 357 00:19:21.799 --> 00:19:25.359 She married into one of these blood siphoning families in 358 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:28.839 Rhode Island. The blood is siphoned from children, if you're wondering. 359 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:31.559 She is in a little bit of trouble though, because 360 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:36.160 while she loves being alone, her old leathery husband is 361 00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:41.400 away banging runaways in Miami. Now the problem is this, 362 00:19:42.599 --> 00:19:46.039 she did become Miss Rhode Island at his behest. He 363 00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:48.519 told her right, bankrolled it, what to eat, and he 364 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:52.240 paid for the sash. But now, as we mentioned, she 365 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:56.960 is aged out, okay, and she is reaching a cycle 366 00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:59.359 of life that this man finds repulsive. 367 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:02.559 Now, she does not put that on him at all. 368 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:05.759 Do you think her framing of this is that she 369 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:10.480 has grown outgrown this relationship? Do you think there's a 370 00:20:10.559 --> 00:20:12.440 little bit of both going on here? Like he told 371 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:18.799 her like, look, you got sixteen months, you know, kind 372 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:21.480 of like, what's a movie where they kill you when 373 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:24.799 you're thirty? Logan's Run? Kaylen's Dad. 374 00:20:24.839 --> 00:20:27.559 Wasn't that by the way, You know, when you prompt 375 00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:31.480 that up, I thought it's either Logan's Run where it's 376 00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:33.799 that movie with justin Timberlake we're in. 377 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:36.599 Oh, I'm so bad. Oh my god. 378 00:20:36.640 --> 00:20:40.279 He was so bad in that, you know, it's so crazy. 379 00:20:42.119 --> 00:20:47.599 There was a while there where we were told that, 380 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:51.720 we were told we were gonna have to sit by 381 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:55.559 and have this happen to us, justin Timberlake being in 382 00:20:55.640 --> 00:21:01.799 things okay, and think about that. What was that fucking 383 00:21:01.880 --> 00:21:04.519 movie Time's up? What the fuck was that called? 384 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:08.400 You just watched like five minutes of it. It's like distracting. 385 00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:09.759 How horrible he know? 386 00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:14.400 I think The Social Network is close to a perfect movie. 387 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:16.720 I think it's hindered by him. As Sean Parker, I 388 00:21:16.759 --> 00:21:19.400 really do it takes me out of the movie. So anyways, 389 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:25.079 the panic attacks, the tears, they're all coming because the 390 00:21:25.119 --> 00:21:27.720 writing is on the wall. Whether or not she's being 391 00:21:27.759 --> 00:21:29.599 thrust out of the house in sixteen months or she 392 00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:33.000 feels unfulfilled by this relationship, the writing is on the wall. 393 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:37.720 This is going to be over soon. And you don't 394 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:42.599 have any professional experience of any kind. So that's a 395 00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:47.559 little that's anxiety inducing. All right, Let's get to Gary 396 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:53.440 and Joe Ellen. He banged her little sister, older sister. 397 00:21:53.319 --> 00:21:55.920 And she stole from her older sister. 398 00:21:56.119 --> 00:21:56.359 Yeah. 399 00:21:56.440 --> 00:21:58.640 I love the old pictures of high school and stuff. 400 00:21:58.759 --> 00:21:59.680 Yeah, yeah, it's fair. 401 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:08.519