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Speaker 1: Hi, Aaron, Welcome to side quest. It's not the main quest.
It's a side quest. Who knows what tedious adventures will have?
Will we collect bugs for a strange boy for no reason?
Maybe it's generally how side quests go. Anyway, speaking of
strange boys, here have we got with us today? Myself,
Steve Webrell, we Qualteriy, MK Gibson, Gibbie and Robert Bevan.
Speaker 3: Hello everyone, Hey, how's it going. I like the strange Boys.
Speaker 4: I like the car like.
Speaker 3: It's not the Lost Boys, it's just the strange boys.
It's it's just it's it's nineteen ninety four. You go
to any comic book store and they just go to
the back, you know, sitting at the table.
Speaker 1: Well, not too far back, not those boys, not that strange.
Well maybe yeah. Well it's exciting times. It's the middle
of summer and once again nations from across the earth
come together to push the limits of what is physically
possible in the Olympics. Exciting times. I don't know about
the rest of you, but when I watch that now
those people just look like a different species.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they always have. They always look like a
different species of human. But I guess when I was young,
I liked the Olympics. I'll just lead off with this,
like I love watching Olympics. When I was a kid,
like wow, someone did this great sport and I was
like got order, Like ah, fuck them, got a real job,
you know. I I grow more and more like less tolerant.
Now I have friends that still love the Olympics. I
don't know what's dead inside me, but it's yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know something, there's some there's some you're right
the whole, like you know, job things. Sometimes you'll sit
down and watch the Olympics and like you'll get that
patriotic spirit and but then there because a point when
you sit down and you're like, wait, somebody actually devoted
their life to the luge, Like don't working on fucking McDonald's.
You know.
Speaker 3: The stick twirling thing, you know, like the professional stick
twirler with a ribbon, you know, like come on, man,
these people found that passion.
Speaker 5: Well, the real tragedy is like you're not with that
one person who's the you know, world class stick twirler.
But it's the you know, ten thousand other kids that
have also devoted their life to stick twirling but didn't
make the Olympics.
Speaker 3: See, I'd like to think it's not that high. I
think I think there's only forty eight in the world,
and they all know each other. They started this as
a joke.
Speaker 1: No, that's just a nambie kids out there just sitting
in the living room of a bear in one hand
and a baton and the other gun that could have
been me.
Speaker 3: See is there a movie about that? Like, just like, hey,
we gotta think of the dumbest thing in the world
to get in the Olympics so we can actually be Olympians,
you know, because there has to be.
Speaker 5: There's no questions.
Speaker 1: Is there a movie about curling?
Speaker 4: Because it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 5: For the record, I've never given a show about the Olympics.
Speaker 3: There was a curling club up in Alaska and I
was stationed up there, and like, those guys are dedicated.
I give them props.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be great if you went into the
curling club and finally a curling club and you just
go in. It's a bunch of guys just taking a ship.
Speaker 4: Although I will say, if there's any animators out there,
I would watch an anime about a competition to become
the world's most powerful curler.
Speaker 1: To be honest, that's what anime is good for. It's like,
it's like the Olympians gave up on their dreams and
became animators, and maybe that's what we need more of.
I don't know how I feel about. Normally, if I
start watching the Olympics, I do get roped into I'm like, wow,
that's what a human animal actually looks like before it's
massively corrupted by greas and beer. But there's some fun
facts about the Olympics as well. I like the fact
that they build an entire village and they always they
get the money to do this, whoever's hosting, they build
an Olympic village, and like, after this is after this
is over, this is going to be housing for the homeless,
and it always just ends up just abandoned buildings. When
noo and coasting, it's.
Speaker 4: Like just full of mountains of jiz.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I So I actually wrote a piece about that
years ago, like this is these are exact quotes and
twenty am again like reading glasses on here eighty so
and where did it go? So Hope Solo, during a
twenty twelve interview when she was on the women's national
soccer team, was talking about how people are having sex
just out in the open at Olympic village, you know,
all consenting adults, et cetera, et cetera. According to USA Today,
in nineteen ninety eight they needed eighty five hundred condomns
we shipped into Olympic Village. That number one up to
ninety thousand and nineteen ninety two. Uh, the two thousand
and eight in Beijing it was one hundred thousand. London
had one hundred and fifty thousand condoms plus one hundred
thousand female condoms. The twenty sixteen Olympics had, wait for it,
four hundred and fifty thousand condoms they had to order
for the Olympians.
Speaker 4: See, that's the kind of news I want to know,
Like not even that. What they should do is they
should country code each condom and then it's the way
way and like make it give like an extra gold
medal to the country that dropped the most like the
most loads. Thanks, except you got to test it for like,
you know, to make sure it's human seamen, because you
know the Russians will show up with like three tons
of bear jiz.
Speaker 3: I think, well, I had to ask, you know, when
it comes to that kind of thing, are like, you know,
which event are like the cool kids at the table,
and which event like are the ones like no one
wants to screw, you know, Like I assume like the
beach volleyball people are like their summertime are at the peak,
you know.
Speaker 1: I mean these guys are boarded there for a while.
They're going to try out every combination. It's gonna be
like some Chinese male gymnast with some Russian shop ladys
like to try out the combinations, you know.
Speaker 3: I like to think that the powerlifter like guy or
girls just picking up their partners like this and just
walking away with them, like take like like a troll
back to the cave.
Speaker 4: Depressing it would be to be that one person shows
up the Olympic village. Everybody is fucking around you and
you can't score. You're that big of a loser. That's
the ribbon twirlers people. That's clearly the ribbon twirlers. No
one takes you the fencers laugh at.
Speaker 1: I see in the movie of the curl is making
it big. They'll be like, okay, lads, we've made it.
Pick a bunch of lovey made lege date. Okay we
we's the Olympic pussy at Yeah, not for you guys.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I will just I will just say for anybody listening,
there is the irony that, like, you know, four out
of shape guy dudes talking about judging the Olympics when
probably even the curlers could kick our asses.
Speaker 1: That's true. I don't want to get beaten up black
curls that should probably not be talking shit about this.
Speaker 3: Do they knock you on their ass? They put that
little kettlebell around your crotch and they hit the brooms
right in your face.
Speaker 4: I'm telling I'm telling the police it was powerlifters.
Speaker 1: The riven toile is gummy. What do you have a
good statistic that they don't talk about in the news
is how much the demand for steroids goes up when
you'll fix it. I know a couple of bodybuilders and
apparently that ship just skyrockets. The locals get very irate.
But yeah, it must be an entire different culture and
world of human beings. So you you know, never discovered
pizza or masturbation, apparently.
Speaker 4: And this is this is their one time to go nuts.
I mean, if you think about these people love you.
People are just sheltered their entire life. It's like you
wake up in the morning, you do gymnastics, you eat
a lunch of like kale, you do gymnastics, you have
no social life. All you do is gymnastics. Then suddenly
you're thrust into this, into this place. You have no supervision,
you have a mountain of and you're just like your
mind just blows up and just you're just like, must fuck.
Speaker 5: Except everyone there is in their physical and sexual that's.
Speaker 4: What they get.
Speaker 1: If it's somebody comes to me when I was like
fourteen and I know you hate gang, Well.
Speaker 3: Let's let's say eighteen for the sake of the podcast,
eighteen plus.
Speaker 1: Because you could eat a runner and like, okay, if
you spend the next six years, okay running, you can't
have any food you like, and you've got a run,
which is awful. But there's a chance that for a
week you will get to have sex with the peak
of human condition.
Speaker 3: Is this like the this is this the equivalent of
a sexual snake. You get one big meal and to
sit on that forever. It's like it's this is some
lean times for now, but when you do eat, it
is a it is this it's so much.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of like the priesthood, except you
get late, I mean like officially with grown nuts, not
with kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you go home, You're like, did you win any medals? No? No,
I want a gold medal in STDs.
Speaker 3: Dude, I did. I swung for monkey bars but they
were dicks. It was just a dick.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I Yeah. That's That's about the most fun I have
about the Olympics is speculating about the about the sexual
escapace because actually watching it, like I I just don't care.
I wish I wish I did, especially when it comes
like the Winter Olympics, because it's like them once you're like,
especially when you get like, you know, the scrawny kids
who like are snowboarding like crazy. I'm like, man, it's
like a sport that you can only get into if
your parents had money. Like, there's no like, there's no
inner city snowboard kid.
Speaker 1: There's no like, yeah, nobody's coming out of ghetto and
getting into dressage.
Speaker 4: Right right, right, Well, let's take sex. You're not really
getting like you know, forget about snowboarding. There's really not
a whole lot that you're not getting into it, like
unless you have like parents and stuff, we're willing to
like do that. It's it's not like there's Olympic competition
for like, you know, for for broken bottle street.
Speaker 1: Fighting, right, maybe that should be this I want to
get into our topic today. We've we've talked about competitive
STDs and competitive loads, which is the only you can
take home all the goldiewamp. If you're not taking home
super gone are from a different country, then you've not
lived correctly, my Olympic friend. But yeah, I wanted to
ask you, guys, nobody gives a ship had Olympics fair enough,
what event would have to be officially canonized, recognized, included
in the Olympics for you to give a shit about it.
Speaker 3: I've said it before. I want the original Greek pan
creation to come back. For those who don't, those who
do not know what pan creation is, it is the
It was basically Mma from like two thousand years ago.
It was full contact, no holds barred, nude combat and
they would be one person enters, only two people entered,
one person's leaves. It was Thunderdome for the Greeks, male female, whatever,
And I want full nude, full contact, no holds bar bloodsport.
You show me that, I'll tune in. You know, there's
only the gold. I guess. I guess it's I mean,
that's not.
Speaker 4: That's not bad. But you know something, I think we
can do better because it's like what if what if
they were they were fighting to the death, but they
had beehives taped to their hands?
Speaker 3: Well it was barehanded fighting. But okay, we can we can,
we can legal We're just are we just doing what
the hot shots? I dip them into resin first and
then gummy bears or something.
Speaker 5: So what of the bee hives were on fire?
Speaker 4: See? Yeah, that's that's what I'm talking about. Interesting. You know,
we're making our own fantasy Olympics. We don't have to settle.
Speaker 3: You know, or we can just or we can just
put everybody through the American Gladiators thing and call it,
just call it a day, but just ramp up the damage.
So instead of like the you know, like I said,
the tennis balls they shoot at one hundred miles an hour,
doing like billiard balls on one hundred miles an hour'll
find it who the real men and women are? Like,
who can dodge those fuckers every competition? Yes, be my
pick professional dodgeball. How is that not a thing already?
How does how does it talking about curl before dodge?
Now it's a fucking how do we not have dodgeball
in the Olympics?
Speaker 1: And dodgeball already has a cool comedy movie when curling doesn't.
It feels like those two things should be switched around.
You're right, I would like to see.
Speaker 5: No nobody wants a curling movie.
Speaker 1: I want a curling movie.
Speaker 3: I do now, thanks Bob. No, you don't, I do
because I don't hate curling the way you do hate it.
I've watched it live. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I wanted a movie about a movie
ice skating until I saw that Will Ferrell one Glory.
Speaker 3: Please. Movies like No, No Boyfriend got out of like
the nineties. But I'm having to watch The Cutting Edge
at least seven times.
Speaker 1: So well, luckily I didn't have a girlfriend for that
entire period.
Speaker 3: So yeah, what about cool runnings? I like sled team.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I like sports movies. I just don't like sports sports
movie sets up the kind of stakes. I understand it
when I'm actually watching sports. No idea, what was kind
of right?
Speaker 3: I like, I have a weird fixation. I like sports
movies where they don't win. I like where the team
doesn't do the job. They don't they just try real
hard and they fail. Those are my favorite sports.
Speaker 4: A lot of sports movies listening live in their own
little universe where whatever their boring as sport is is
the most popular thing on the planet.
Speaker 1: I didn't need to interrupt you at Great, but Bevan
just probably told me the best sports joke we've ever
told on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I totally.
Speaker 1: Keen listeners can go back and enjoy that sports joke.
Speaker 3: Well, fun fact of that I don't. At the last hangout,
Blicks animator friend of the podcast, Blicks claims to have
known one of the people or met them who are
one of the survivors from that thing from Alive.
Speaker 1: So, speaking of Alive, maybe that should be an Olympic
event hockey team whatever they won, but also human muck bang.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, you could make any Olympic sport more
interesting if you added a if you added a murder bonus.
Speaker 1: It does kind of I don't know that. To me,
it's a bit like the Punish a comics. It's like
there's a reason to punish. It doesn't have a fun
rogues gallery of competitors. It's because he kills them all.
When you go to the fight to the death. You know,
it's hard to do like yay, my guy won, and
the other guys are like, well, I don't have a
guy anymore.
Speaker 4: So you have the more interesting competitors because anybody is
seen is not going to want to do the Olympics.
That's where you get people wearing grease paint and having
metal like welded to their foreheads and stuff. That's how
you get the psychopaths there.
Speaker 3: There is I feel you on that one because I
obviously I love a good blood sport as much as
anybody else. So it's one of those like sure, let's
let's have the javelin, but there's two people throwing javelins
at each other, you know, and same thing with shot
puts and shame the same their discus, like you're trying
to take out your competitor, you know, and it's it started.
You start having many yards away you does a javelin?
Does a javelin? Get a little closer, get a little closer, and.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, you say that, Rick, But these people are
already psychopaths. For glory was a there was a news
story about a hockey player who just rather than letting
his finger heal and having to miss his Olympic shot
just to amputate his finger. These people will already go
to extreme lymps and already have gone to extreme lemps
just for that sweet, sweet orgy. And you can't have
that orgie if everybody's dead.
Speaker 4: I suppose you can.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, it's like I see again, you see that
in all those movies, Like I guess I watched Eric
Roberts get his arm taped up when he was like
the American karate team versus the Koreans and uh best
of the best, you know in Mystery Alaska, the one
kid like he's gonna broken arm, tape it up, and
yeah I like that stuff. But yeah, in real life, sure,
but it doesn't have a cool soundtrack.
Speaker 4: You need to mister Miyagi's back there be like you know,
oh yeah, yeah, your leg's gonna fall up out of here.
I'll touch a few pressure points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say something trite, but I'll say in an accent,
so you think it's wisdom, and then he'll be fine when.
Speaker 3: You say things as sports as a as a as
a villainy type of thing. Is if anybody else watches
Cobra Cobra Kai besides myself, I'm pretty sure Karate is
the villain of that show, just because it's related, because everybody,
it's like their answer is to beat everybody up first
and every It's.
Speaker 1: Such a valance show, yes, because they're talking about the
cycle of violence and how to break it and then
they just chuck it an eight year old for a window.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm loving both aspects of that. It's like, oh,
this is the duality of man. You're right, violence is bad.
Now kick him for a fucking wall.
Speaker 3: You have to understand, under Miyagio, it's about balance and
peace of mind. Now go to this frat party and
beat the piss out of every Go to this kagger
and kick a ship everybody.
Speaker 1: It's like you've got in a piece, which means you
can now just get as violent as you like and
feel good about it. Yes, yeah, speaking of I don't know.
I think fantasy violence is always a lot more interesting
than real violence. I think fantasy sports are always a
lot more interesting than real Yeah.
Speaker 5: True, Well, I mean I'll go on the record, no
city in the fucking world cares that much about karate.
Speaker 1: But it's a movie thing. It's like when we're watching.
Speaker 3: It's a Bull State with my friend, I don't know
if we can just.
Speaker 1: Leaving the cube. It's like nobody cares about skateboard enough.
Speaker 5: The world doesn't care about the Olympics as much as that.
It's a little town cares about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the valley, the valley, like the old Valley National Karate.
Oh yeah, it's that.
Speaker 1: What if people cared about Nintendo enough that you could
make money from Oh ship, that came true, didn't it.
Speaker 3: But like, no that you've ever seen those like watch
those things on ESPN nine or whatever with the people
over the Legal Legend, well over the say the Legal Legends,
like Legal Legends Championships, those those gamer nerds are like
rapidly insanely patch and you see the thing, crowds of
people screaming like, oh my god, I can't believe he's
charging that lean. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: We made that come true.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: But for everything else, Like I'm wrestling gleaming the cube.
There are no crime fight escateboarders. There should be in
a perfect world. That's a genre of movie, like your
dumb little hobby is way more important than it should be,
and therefore success actually matters. But I guess that's kind
of the Olympics. Maybe we're just living the wrong lives.
Maybe there's like a really hardcore underground yo yo tournament
out there that we don't know about.
Speaker 3: Well, like the Balls of Fury, but for yo yo.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, well.
Speaker 5: It used to be pretty good with the yo yo.
Speaker 1: But oh shit, this is where it begins.
Speaker 5: It's this guy that walks in my neighborhood while I'm
walking my dog, and he is the fucking master. He'll
just go down the street, just walking casually doing yo
yo ship that I never dreamed of as a kid,
Like have.
Speaker 1: You tried challenging?
Speaker 3: Have you taken have you taken a pipe?
Speaker 5: Can't challenge?
Speaker 3: Did you take a pipe to his knee? Did you
take a pipe to his knee? Did you pull a
tongue at herding?
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I mean I'm out of practice and.
Speaker 1: I speaks to beat him. I just want to find
out if there is an underground yoyo battle to him
and right, so I want.
Speaker 3: To see this montage Bevan goes to this this yoyo
miyagi and accept him, doesn't accept him. Bevan has to
stand outside his house for three days like fight club,
and then they train. You have a montage. You have
you on top of a mountain doing the little twirly
thing got you in the rain, like n you know,
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 4: The World Yoyo Championship.
Speaker 3: Bevan's got string blisters like I can't tape it off,
cut it off, cut it off. I'll do it with
this one, you know.
Speaker 5: So yeah, gim me you always use the middle thing.
Speaker 3: See just there, I just learned something.
Speaker 5: There we go.
Speaker 3: No, you know nothing of yo, no yoyo son, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think more likely will happen is Bevin will just
just disappear mysteriously, just and man found dead in yoyo.
Speaker 3: I just like I want to see him like someone
artistic person. Give me a Bevin beer belly on a
mountaintop under a waterfall, drinking a beer with a yo
yo on the other hand, but like one legs up
in that lotus things doing that whole. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now, no, no.
Speaker 4: One thing that does I think effect stuff is what
country you're from. The US. You know, somebody walks in
the street and they're like, hey, I'm an Olympic champion.
Nobody gives a fuck. But there's some bumblefuck countries out
there with like a population of like three people. And
you hear tales that like somebody goes to the Olympics
and they come in like twelfth place, and now this
person is like a hero for the rest.
Speaker 5: Of their general.
Speaker 3: They're they're Marshall General for a life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds more like an America problem actually than
everything else.
Speaker 3: I don't I think it's because of my generation. I can't.
I can't say for sure. But if I saw somebody
trying really hard, like look at you trying, you fucking weirdo,
I put you down for trying that hard, Like get
all your life.
Speaker 1: This is why the Western Empire will collapse. All those
other people actually give a ship.
Speaker 4: And I get what give you saying? Sometimes you want
to go be like it's like wow, that that was
a great quadruple, Like you know backflip you did you know?
I bet while you were training like last weekend, I
was getting my dick sucked.
Speaker 1: I was trying.
Speaker 5: That's how I feel about soccer, though. You know, you
look at a gold medalists and oh, sorry, you couldn't
afford to live in a country that real sports.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: How you feel about soccer is how the entire world
feels about American sports.
Speaker 3: Oh we know, oh yeah, we know, we don't care.
Like every country, it's like, all you need is something
roughly round, maybe even a human head to like practice
playing soccer. We get why the rest of the world does.
Speaker 4: I was in the college liquor store and we would
always put on this Spanish channel whenever they were soccer on,
just to hear like, you know, the announcers just all
have brain in yourrisms in the middle of the game. Nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they did that bit on The Simpsons where
it's like he's like holds it, passes back, holds it,
and the cut of the Spanish announced like he holds it,
he passes back, he passed it back, and he holds it.
He holds it.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, they're yeah, well they really need ye bullshit
is dressed like Jahan's spacemen and bang into each other
like fucking action figures for seemingly eight hundred minutes.
Speaker 1: That's what solf Sokker, You fucking weirdos. Anyway back to
the Olympics, when.
Speaker 3: Are we gonna get like the Olympic version of wipeout,
like one of those obstacle courses from like Thre's like
just get like chubby people running through obstacle courses they
have to go through, like the big pham rollers that
jump over the pads. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: There would be Peela it seems it's made legit. You'd
get the Krem Dealer. Kreme is fucking acing it. It'd
be Ninja Warrior, but times one hundred and I'm definitely
there for it. Comparing that, Yeah, like I don't want
to just see somebody running. I don't want to see
somebody just jumping. Let's just combine all that shit into
an obstacle course and we could probably do away with
like fifteen events in just one white.
Speaker 3: There's so many events you can get rid of, like
especially the one where you ski then shoot, Like I
don't care the history of this. I don't care that
this was like how you got your food from You're.
Speaker 1: Missing one point. I want that I want like that skiing, shooting,
just combine all those events into one foot shops Like
let's have archery and hurdles, let's have high jump.
Speaker 4: And if you combine almost everything into like an iron man,
it gets a little more interesting. But you got to
make them a little more a little more stick. It
can't just be okay, swim, run bike. It has to
be ski, paraglide and then like you know, and then
pull vault.
Speaker 5: Like ski off a cliff and then pull the parachute cord.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you gotta see like you gotta you gotta
do a mission impossible type of thing. Take the motorbike
off the thing and leave and do the big you know,
good wingsuit to the next location. Get your parachute from
why in mid air?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I also say on this, like Olympic obstacle course,
I'd say to these people, you have to have a
catchphrase that you shout whenever you jump, because that's what
I expect from a lifetime of playing video games which
are more interesting than the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Like a sports goofy moment. You have to have it,
you just you know, or like a Tony Hawk pro
skeater kind of thing.
Speaker 5: And well like combined curling with like cleaning the toilets
and uh.
Speaker 1: All the editorial and curly. Yeah. I mean again, we've
already officified the fuck out of the Olympics here, Okay,
So I'm going to say, if we can bine all
these events, this will give us plenty of room for
new events, new and interesting events. I am from my country,
from Western Europe. I'm going to suggest competitive chain smoking.
Speaker 5: Bag sucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, admittedly, I think the Middle Easterns will
give us a run for our money, but I don't know,
I think we can raise that game.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean like when I was when I
was flying back from England to uh Korea, we had
to sleigh over in Taiwan and the little smoke box
room with the little old men smoking their cigarettes like
like like this like that. It was just a wall
to wall cigar like the Taiwanese and well they might
take you to town.
Speaker 4: So well, I mean, America's got some competitors. You Like,
you go to some of these nursing homes, you pull
out some of these like you know, eighty year old ladies,
and you give them a pack of Virginia Slims they're
going to go to town.
Speaker 1: I think you'd be lifelong athletes, nothing to lose the
problem with America.
Speaker 3: You'd bring it in be like the competitive vapors, just
doing the big plumes with rings, ring from the rings
and like and again I'm looking to be like, you're
trying so hard. I just want to take your Oh,
but that's what it was, just turn into it like
lots of the Americans would shoot on it. And exactly,
I say, as a vape.
Speaker 1: Too, there's no I don't know, so it's vapors all
show boating, no risk. I want to see the hard
core eight year old Taiwanese man. It's a lifetime of
practice behind them.
Speaker 4: In the Olympics, they.
Speaker 3: Only smoke camels, camel wide non filters.
Speaker 1: That would have standardized cigarettes, Olympic standard cigarettes. Maybe they'd
have weight classes like you'd like marble, gold, marbor reads
and then like move up to the heavyweight stuff.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I mean it is just specific of it.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm a tragedy person and I want to
see I like it's I like the sports mistakes and
bloopers and that's like I love those videos, like you
cringe every time, like a powerlifting thing goes wrong and
their asshole falls out, you know, their knee pops and
they fall, you know, Like that's the up I'm into
it for. You know, obviously I don't want to to
truly be hurt, but when it does get captured on film,
I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: So the problem with all Olympic weightlifting events is they're
nowhere near as cool as the actual strong man events
where they're just flicking over and stuff. Like I'm gonna
get rid of all of that. Yeah, I'm a DITI Like.
Speaker 3: Those videos are like Eddie the beast hole, like he
I watch his stuff all the time. Like Jesus Christ,
I just want to.
Speaker 1: See these massive mutants doing incredibly intimidating things.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: Like I want to see the strong man grab Olympic
weightlifters and press them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to see like, oh look how
perfect this form with it's like you just you just
bend that other guise weights in between his teeth. That's
what I want to see see. It's a mutant freaks.
Speaker 3: This guy picks up an Atlas ball that weighs as
much as a as a Chevy and puts in carries
a voided or the caber tossing the Highland games, like
how did you throw that giant stick that far? Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: It should be a case of like, all right, well
done gymnasts, Well done, tiny gymnasts. That was a great
I have had released the strong men the cannon bull
them into the sun.
Speaker 3: I to watch that, well, It's like I watch it
because like I get it. I truly do get it.
I mean, if I was better shaved, you know you
you you got compete in a variety of sports in
my life, and I was in better shape at different times.
But I remember, I remember in middle school, they just
do some of those that bullshit, like had to do
learn to do the rings, try to do the muscle
up and all like that. And the people didn't take it
professionally like they go. They found their skill and that's cool.
But man, I just watch it, and I was like,
I don't want to watch it on TV. I'll say
that much I want if you're gonna put it on
TELEVI you're gonna televise it. You've got to put on
some events that are like entertaining, you know, some of
them feel antiquated.
Speaker 4: I understand the television thing, but some things not great
in person. Like love my kids, but my oldest used
to be a competitive gymnast. Let me tell you those
gymnastics tournaments they are rough to sit through because there's
a lot of time to sit there and.
Speaker 5: Be like' even thought about that.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of time to sit on TV.
Speaker 5: You can count on them cutting out the boring ship
or the more boring ship.
Speaker 1: What's worse luxury for Rick to suffer for all real time.
Speaker 3: Going through one of those gymnastic events as a parent,
or having to sit through the music thing where there
all the kids are playing the instruments, like you know,
the the recitals.
Speaker 4: Still it's literally all the same. It is literally all
the same of sitting there being like, you know, you
support your kid, but at the same time you're like,
dear God, is this.
Speaker 3: Like there's I've never like hoped for a snapped ankle
during a piano recital, you know, I mean, I wish
it happened, but it's less likely to happen. But that
being said, like a tough.
Speaker 1: I think everything I went through when the kids were young,
and like, hey, I came here to support my kid.
What's all these other kids there now, all right, so
we all agree on competitive chain smoking. We all agree
on a strong man uber beast replacing the weightlifting. We
all agree in condense seeing all the athletic events into
wipeout style obstacle courses. I think we've already massively improved
the Olympic.
Speaker 3: Can we get on well? I do not care for NASCAR,
but I would like some form of competitive driving that's
more like a death race. The different nationale, all the
different countries bring their best car and demolition demolition derby exactly.
Speaker 1: I think. No, what I reckon is competitive car parking.
Car park They're all driving around. They don't know which
cars are going to move out the space when they
do smash.
Speaker 5: See if you're part of the problem here, you are
condensing driving to the most boring element and only focusing
on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's a slow build up. It's like
musical chairs, but with speeding cars. I mean it's going
to be boring for a while, and then it's going
to be.
Speaker 4: I don't care unless half the parking spaces have land
minds buried beneath them. I don't care about this, But.
Speaker 1: The thing is competitive.
Speaker 5: I wasn't interested until you compared it to musical chairs.
Speaker 1: Every competitive driving event is like, oh, well, look at
these really fast drivers not bumping into each other. Boo boo.
It gets so professional.
Speaker 5: I do, and that's why I want just what Yeah.
Speaker 1: But in my scenario, they guaranteed to smash into each other.
Speaker 4: At four miles an hour?
Speaker 1: Right, I said competitive? Anyone driving at four miles from
how it does not belong in the Olympic event.
Speaker 3: How do you park at eighty miles an hour? Like
that's called drifting?
Speaker 1: Really fucking well, Gibbie ace venturastue, is this about?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: Like when we were in in where were we Charlotte?
And I pulled in and you said, why didn't you
back in? And then like like I was an asshole?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys don't like reverse by pucks.
Speaker 3: Wait, oh no, there's a reason for that.
Speaker 5: No, it's it's weird because like people who do that.
Speaker 3: Yes, thousand percent, because it takes them, especially.
Speaker 1: Like forever to do if you, if you.
Speaker 3: People can't do it, and the people very people can
do it.
Speaker 4: Everyone doesn't.
Speaker 3: No, no, And the problem is at least here in
the States. I will only speak for my region to
the East Coast. But we have a whole lot of
these fuckers and pickup trucks. I've never seen a day's work.
These are gleaming, brand new Marty McFly pickup trucks that
are like they they are not for labor. They are
just to sit around and to ride my bumper. But
they love to wait till there's thirteen cars behind them
in a parking and going to Walmart, stop and have
to back into a spot because it's easier to pull out,
get your ass you park at the end, just pull through.
Speaker 1: Actually, deaf machines, it's not easy to pull out. It's safer.
They literally can't see who's behind it.
Speaker 3: That is okay, Listen, every modern car's got a backup camera.
You can shut the fuck up with all of that.
You know. It's it's easier now that you like pull
out than ever before. Like to back out. I don't
want to hear these people like, oh like, if you
back your truck in and there's other cars around.
Speaker 1: A wide screen on their backup camera is more enough
to compensate for the unnecessarily huge uber bestead driving. Again,
this sounds like a very American problem.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: You were the one that had a problem with Yeah,
but we also have like real cars over here. We
don't have like mass box sized fiats and ship that
you be driving in Europe.
Speaker 1: So yeah, drive a car that you need to drive
rather than an obvious compensations and.
Speaker 3: The ones I have in the back.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna tell you. You never know what a
friend's gonna call you and need to move a piano,
and we're ready for it.
Speaker 5: Dammit.
Speaker 3: Oh no, if any friend, like I've warned all my friends, now,
don't you move.
Speaker 5: Friends after that. I don't have a truck, so fuck you.
Speaker 1: That's a note of competitive parking.
Speaker 4: Why not bring back a classic pistol dueling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it solved a lot of problems.
Speaker 3: I mean, if if they use rubber bullets, if you
have to for the sake of the Olympics. But you know,
but that's for every time I watched fencing, Like I
get I love the idea of competitive sword fighting. So
you actually watch fencing, I'm like, oh, never mind, it's done,
just done. Like I don't care what that WHOOPI shoes?
Speaker 4: I want?
Speaker 3: I want what Joe does I want? Like, you know,
we're gonna wail on each other with the big old
ass broad swords and beat the piss out of each
other and the last man standing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want two angry, sweaty Scottish guys with Claymores
going at it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can just go to Scotland with Claymores.
Speaker 5: Or I want I want like some Inigo Montoya kind
of fencing like my daughter does fencing, and oh I
was so excited about it. But those are some.
Speaker 3: Of the most I mean, like I love the white
ninja costume. But at the same time, like, you gotta
get this some movie. Get rid of some of that.
We gotta get some like cool, some flare, I get
a little slash of blood.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Well, the boys fencing is a little more exciting because
I actually shout as they lunge forward.
Speaker 3: Go fluck yourself. You know it's who.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 3: I'm coming for your balls, you know what.
Speaker 5: You know now they're just like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Uh. I told my daughter she should do that, yeah,
because the girls don't do it, and she would throw
off her competition.
Speaker 3: And she just pulled a rig like dwadwaffle. Go just
lunch for her, you know, and see what happens. So
all right, but that's The thing is, I get that
I'd love the concept of this sword fighting, but what
they actually show me is I'm not interested and I
gat I'm not taking away from you people that have
spent your entire wasted your entire time learning the sport.
But it's not fun to watch people.
Speaker 1: I think it's when they've got to judge things and
give points to things that it has to be rules
and has to be and it's just not fun anymore.
It should just really be like Gladia is this kind
of not necessarily to the death, but just like you know,
who had more fun that audience?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean everything has to be like you pad,
it didn't like you know say, and like the reality
is this was in nineteen fifties. I'm surprised, like, you know,
somebody wouldn't be like, hey, let's have a competition with
children thrown into a playground with like an old fest
fashion merry grow around.
Speaker 3: Well that is you look, that's a bring up a
good point. There's a lot of the Olympics like, hey,
we're making kids compete. It's kind of like betting on
dog fights, you know, like you take these little like nimble,
little children who have no center of gravity yet train
them to and see.
Speaker 4: Are you betting on the children, Gibbie, Is that what
you're saying, I'm.
Speaker 1: Begging the dogs. You don't Missnario Like.
Speaker 3: There's no like, there's no red blooded father out there
that all their kids are running around and like playing
sports and backguards on a barbecue. You're like, oh, I
get tackle. You know you want that? You know it's
walk it off off, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Talk about the nine fifties reminds me of the time
when they revived the Olympics and nobody had really any
fucking idea what they were doing. I think the the
current official length of the marathon is entirely so they
could get to one landmark in London to another without
having to move anything. It's just they made up a
last shit and for a while they were going like, uh, okay,
uh we're in you're in staff les. What can help
us along here? Stimulants? We should drink champagne before we
run a marathon. So there's just a lot of really
drunk people running around. I mean, maybe that's the missing element,
maybe just all of this ship. But you've got to
have two bottles of champagne before you do.
Speaker 3: But we have that every college around the world and
just friends and backyards. How the beer Olympics and they
exist everywhere, Like just well.
Speaker 1: It's about time it made it into the professional leagues.
People who can train their entire life but can also
hold their drinks.
Speaker 3: See. Part of me is like can we just go
even further? Like can we just like stop with the
bullshit and just like, actually, I want what mathletes have
all the steroids? Like let's make super mutants the most
you know, like.
Speaker 1: Like Gibbie, they're all already, but this.
Speaker 3: Is the stuff has to slip by certain tests and
certain rules and regulations. No, no, no, no, just take take this,
take the safety wheels off, take the training wheels off,
and like, listen, if your country comes up with the
greatest sathetic hormones.
Speaker 4: There's plenty of countries that already done. I mean I remember,
and they'd be like, oh here here's here's here's a
gymnast algo and you know she'd have a beard like
bigger than Steve's.
Speaker 3: It sounds like in Bevin's Top Secret, one of his
favorite movies, like what the women's weightlifting he wasn't comes
up exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just make it light the strongman competitions tight limbits off,
Let's just see how many freaks we can get, just
so he's got the biggest freaks.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't care if you're splicing in like silver
back DNA into somebody. I want to see.
Speaker 4: Way that would be great.
Speaker 1: He comes to the eight hundred b is uh you know,
is Dan Stevens. He's I don't know why he's running
an old floors, but boy is he going fast and
he can't stop screaming.
Speaker 4: So you make you make steroids illegal, but you make
genetic splicing legal.
Speaker 1: Jeane splicing no legal. Take the take the gloves off,
just take the training wheels off.
Speaker 5: Science course, go on a little bit more realistically. You
talked about pistol dueling. We talked about I think that
was one once, Like yeah, all right, maybe they won't
bring it back for real when it's lethal, but uh,
you know, with a with paint gun pellets, I could
see pistol.
Speaker 3: Dueling rubber bullets also.
Speaker 5: Well, no, here's the paint gun. That's more fun. You
can see the most flatter. But also you can do
the same thing with fencing. Put a little paint pellet
pellet on the end instead. Of having points. You know,
you can't stab the person in a circle on their chest.
Whoever you know gets the splatter there first loses.
Speaker 3: According to Wikipedia, in nineteen oh eight, pistol doing what's
a sport in the ninth nineteen oh six. In nineteen
oh eight Olympic Games, dueling using wax bullets and extensive
elaborate protection. Bring it back?
Speaker 5: Can you? I'd watch that?
Speaker 3: Bring me the john Wick Olympics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just not even dueling, just to punch your guys
in an arena. Okay, hazy gun fight.
Speaker 3: Well that's like, if you're gonna do a marathon, just
make it the likes the Endurance marathon where it is.
It's a twenty it's a twenty six mile obstacle course.
Speaker 1: You know, like, no, let's just make it an obstacle course. Said,
but if you sit still for more than three seconds,
you're out buzzer sounds.
Speaker 4: Forget obstacles. You just pick a random, a random route
through any busy city on that day and say, go,
that's true.
Speaker 1: We don't need arenas. We have drone technology. We can
capture this. Fuck the civilians, they knew what was happening,
and I don't follow the Olympics. Well, maybe follow them
next time. You won't get shot, you idiot.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean like you know, like human hunting. You know,
like let's like you're just just tag a tag an
Olympian and he gets the audience involved. Like you're allowed too,
you're allowed shoot the Olympics. And they're trying to get
from point at a point be you're trying to bring
them down. It's it's competitive surviving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, parkour, pistol tech.
Speaker 3: See, now there's one. I'm surprised. That's exactly I'm surprised.
Like Olympic park wore is not a thing.
Speaker 1: I do think I was talking earlierbout the gymnast, but
I think after every Olympic event, when they're all standing there,
somebody should just say random point released a strong men
and they should just stampede onto the field and that
clears away for the next event. And also a lot
of people probably crushed in a stampede of massive steroid freaks,
which I definitely chune in for. You know what, I'm
confident we've solved the Olympics. I don't think we're going
to get much better.
Speaker 4: Drugs, violence, and sex pretty much pretty much the three
main food groups.
Speaker 1: Is Gibby said at the beginning, it's all nude, the
gloves off on the steroids, gloves off on the genetic splicing.
Speaker 3: Again eighteen nude.
Speaker 1: At home.
Speaker 3: They've got those weird kids who like.
Speaker 1: Who's watching the child Olympics. Those people, it doesn't matter
the kids are doing that.
Speaker 3: They should arrested, especially some of the like the tumblers
in that and the gymnasts are not you know, legal
adults yet.
Speaker 1: Well, that's distressing.
Speaker 5: That explains all the complements.
Speaker 4: See that. Actually, I think that does make I think
that does make gymnastics far more interesting because like you know,
in a lot of cases, once you hit like you know,
nineteen twenty, you're not world class anymore. There's a good
chance you're gonna break something.
Speaker 1: Stories like that's always funny when kids get hit.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because always funny when kids get hurt. But no,
it's there's been stories about that. How like some kids
where you were on pub blockers back then to stop
because once they's like center gravity changes when the body
shifts and they get a little bit older and they
hit that puberty mark, so like to you be competitive
for a little bit longer, they'll postpone their first periods
and things like that for like two or three years.
Speaker 1: All right, Well in that case, I'm just maybe just
saying gymnastics is in my freak Olympics, just so we
don't have that great hair.
Speaker 4: Well, that's that's that's the reason. My oldest like like
she got older, had a problem. She's like five ten,
and like you know, for for whether male, female or
what have you, gymnasts work best when they're like, you know,
when they're two and a half feet tall and weigh like,
you know, thirty pounds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you it's a thrust to weight ratio. You know,
they got strong legs and no masks. They can throw
this in the air.
Speaker 1: We say that now, but we don't know how that's
gonna look in our brave new world of genetics splashings
these there might be people just walking in there looking
like Sonic the head choke.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: Also, also when they're two and a half feet tall
and thirty pounds and and and then suddenly the scream
released the strong men, that's when the chaos happens.
Speaker 1: I hope they put a couple of stats into running
the fuck away.
Speaker 3: We can keep the beach volleyball I find that oddly soothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well, what what elements would they enhance in
the beach volleyball? Givre with the genetics boo jobs.
Speaker 4: And at the end of the day, as pleasant as
it is to watch, it's still volleyball, which is not
as I'm pretty much it's not really a spectator sport.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you if you want to genetically enhance
like bigger dicks, they can bound because you hear can't
you can't touch I mean you can know there's no
rule that you can't bounce it off your dick, so.
Speaker 4: Well I would I've been hitting the dick with a volleyball.
Speaker 3: Not give you if we give you like you know,
an elephant dick thanks to the.
Speaker 1: Genetics, sufficiently genetically modified exactly until that becomes a competitive factor.
Speaker 4: You just come up and I don't know if somebody
with a with an elephant dick is getting high off
the ground when they're when you're going to spike.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's just just like we'll give your kangaroo legs elephant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've just made soccer interesting.
Speaker 1: Most ball games interesting. I think if you just say
they're only going to play with they're huge freakish genetically
altered penises.
Speaker 3: Because I mean there's a lot. I mean, like now
now that I'm thinking about it, all right, curling with
the dick, volleyball of the dick.
Speaker 1: It makes the curling motion makes sense.
Speaker 3: Competitive billiards, you know, to hold.
Speaker 1: The taekwondo tournament just got a lot more interesting.
Speaker 4: Co taikon, taekwon do, cockfighting, taekwon, shooting, sports fencing.
Speaker 1: Then you got something to lean your eye for us.
Speaker 5: Well, I was just talking about the squirt.
Speaker 1: We're just replacing the gun entirely, right, Okay, there's something
to be said about like you know about bodily fluids,
you know, like distance, spitting, you know, things like that distance.
Speaker 3: I mean just like you know, like.
Speaker 1: Candles, just fucking drunk guy Olympics spinning distance, passing distance,
barber holes.
Speaker 3: Like projectile vomiting into the trash can. He's every many
meters away. You're trying to.
Speaker 1: The competitive chain smoking into that as well. We're gonna
have a separate Olympics for normal people who are just
very drunk and I'm not sure how they got there.
Speaker 3: And then and then and the English, yeah, I'll just
do the English Olympics is that you're telling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we reinvented the Olympics the first time around,
we're capable of doing it again. Drunk guy Olympics. That's
gonna the museum. Yeah, with all the other cool stuff
that people weren't taking good care of idiots.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it sounds like this sounds like a movie
I would watch. We're like, you know, a shadowy organization
just shows up at like bars with like unmarked bands,
and they lure people in with alcohol and they just
keep them drunk until they're until they're transported to an
island where it's just alcohol and lethal competition. Yeah. Yeah,
squib game.
Speaker 1: That is basically what the English do when they go
on holidays. So we've already got an advantage. But I'm
talking that I don't want the amateur I want the
spirit of amateurism in the Olympics. I don't want it
to cross breed with the genetic freaks whore in the
high professional dick Olympics. That's its own thing. The Bear
Olympics has got to stay true to the common man.
Speaker 4: Oh see, you're discriminating against ma gorilla, you know from from.
Speaker 3: Guy picks up a keg with his elephant dick, it
starts chugging it, you know, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Some guy with free Livis comes along. Stuff fucking with
the formula.
Speaker 3: Said the Klingon's got nine kidneys.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think that might make me care about
Olympics him.
Speaker 3: Or long story. Sure, what you got going now isn't
working for me. You know, it's you've got you've got stuff,
you got some of your game Olympics.
Speaker 1: You know, unless we get like behind the scenes for
hitch Man, I'm probably not going to tune into.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, that's literally what it would be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's in France.
Speaker 3: Why is this not which still baffles me in in
this era, like going back to circaining back to the beginning,
like the fact that there is no leaked footage of
like you know, like these one percent athletes, it's a
legal consenting age boning down Like there's no sex tape,
there's no league footage, there's no none of that has
come out. I don't I don't know how they've done it. Yeah,
maybe you gotta ting your phone in in the village
where we walk in and out. Maybe, But don't tell
me these kids haven't found a way to smuggle it
in like ever since we've been in photography, we also
have been in pornography, and these two things have gone
hand in hand for the for the for the length
of time. Every time we have a new technology, we
find how we made to how we can turn this
into porn somehow. So the fact that this doesn't exist,
Olympic porn does not exist, baffles me.
Speaker 1: We've been rubbed, We've been rubbed as the spectators by
this heartless elite.
Speaker 3: Like like you watch the regular porn, you're like, all right,
good job, but like Olympic level porn, Like would it
be like un sexy because it's like they're going for
rhythm and time or maybe you're trying to finish the fastest,
you know, I because I could.
Speaker 1: Everything else, they managed to make it boring about that, well,
I can't complete with seinfiled well.
Speaker 3: And now for the dismounts, you know, like stick the landing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, what I wouldn't want to say is behind
the scenes footage of the bear Olympics that can that
can stay where it is.
Speaker 4: No doubt be before seeing footage of the of the
inside of the bathroom at.
Speaker 1: The There's a lot of fucking going on, but it's
all horrible.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel better about the Olympic season. I hope
the French are enjoying it. I hope people would compete
physically and win medals.
Speaker 4: I will I will say, I am enjoying all the
outrage of people losing their ship over over the opening
games and stuff and stuff.
Speaker 3: I've heard nothing, so fill me in. What's the outrage?
Speaker 4: Oh, just just just in the normal, the normal bullshit,
like you know, it's it's it's France, so of course
they're francing it up.
Speaker 3: And everybody's like, oh well, I see the Olympics are
woke now.
Speaker 4: And it's like, do you have nothing better to do
with your life than to like, why is.
Speaker 1: This opening ceremony tacky and gay? What did you expect?
Speaker 3: So this obviously is the Summer Olympics.
Speaker 4: Is it like?
Speaker 3: Like what even by frenching it up? Is it like
you know, they're like they're bagette fighting?
Speaker 4: Made that up?
Speaker 1: Okay, But they did do a like a last supper thing,
and I would say, oh we edgy. Yeah now the Mohammed,
but that's probably don't Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you like that Eiffel Tower, not anymore? That's gone.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Well maybe in the future Olympics we'll see.
Speaker 4: Actually, actually we'll say I'd be much more interested if
every event for forget about like you know whatever, the
US people who are like are like commenting, just get
haughty French people to comment on everything, and no matter
what happens, these world class athletes, it's not good enough
for them.
Speaker 3: I see you're trying.
Speaker 1: It is sad to what you try these whatch a
guy do with triple backflips?
Speaker 4: Buff?
Speaker 5: I am bored to the gen X and cigarettes cigarette smokers.
Speaker 3: I feel like that is like what I'm doing already
is a gen X guy Like, I'll look at everybody trianglely,
I'm like, secondly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, until it came down to the competitive chain smoking,
then they certainly be really involved.
Speaker 5: Right the French versions versus the agent.
Speaker 1: It's just to team up. Everybody's been waiting to see
who will die faster.
Speaker 3: The archipede. We all win, all right, Well.
Speaker 1: We can, but hope we'll see a couple more Olympics.
Well I won't because I joined the competitive chain smoking team.
But we'll see, we'll see a couple more Olympics. As
it goes, maybe some of these changes will happen I
think the genetic modification and uber steroid thing, it's inevitable.
It's already saw it happening. I think possibly the next
opening serious ceremonies will probably be more tachy and more gay.
It's just what the way the world is going except it. Yeah,
and good luck to whoever. I can't name a single
fucking athlete, but good luck to you, guys.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize the Olympics was gone on until the
period of this episode.
Speaker 3: Fucking perfect, fucking perfect.
Speaker 1: All right, so join us next time when we probably
won't be talking about the Olympics. We'll probably just forget
this episode ever happened. You should too, but join us
next time anyway.
Speaker 3: Goodbye, bye everybody.
Speaker 5: Bye bye.
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