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Speaker 1: Welcome back, besties. It is mother. I am so excited

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to be with you here today. I would love to

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see you guys on the road. I have tour dates

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February thirteenth and fourteenth in Janesville, Wisconsin. So if you

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are in Wisconsin and you don't have anything going on

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for Valentine's Day, come hang out with me. Obviously it's

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gonna be so fun. And then also I have this

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little European tour I'm doing, so March twentieth is London,

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the twenty first is Berlin, and the twenty second is Amsterdam,

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I think. Don't quote me. Check my site. My all

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of my tickets are on there at Britney Schmidt dot com,

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Bri T T A n Y s eh M i

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TT dot com. And also check out Rena Greenberg's tour schedule.

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I am doing pretty much most of her dates. If

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you have a question about whether or not I'm doing one,

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just DM me. I will get back to you. But

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I will be on the road with Rena, so check

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out her dates as well. I'm super excited for that.

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Without further ado, I am so excited for the guest today.

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She is a dear friend, a hilarious comedian, podcast or

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actor writer, somebody who I love nadoor and I hope

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you guys love this conversation as much as I loved

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having it. See you later, besties. I'm so happy you're here.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy I'm here. We haven't done this in years.

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Speaker 1: We haven't. Oh, we haven't podcasted since your podcast years ago,

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years and years ago. That's wow. We bridged the gap

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from hating each other to loving each other.

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Speaker 2: Hated you?

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Speaker 1: We well, first of all, you had no reason to

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hate me. I had a reason to hate you.

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Speaker 2: No, I well, I'll tell my story. You tell yourself,

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and then you, which is my story? Just to be clear,

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it's I realize it what it's not the full truth.

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It was just my experience of what was happening.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, so your experience.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't remember meeting you.

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Speaker 1: Six times I didn't, and booking me on a comedy show, yes,

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and dming me and okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: So so well, I have some vague recollection of that,

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but I only remember the parts of you I remember.

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I remember just because there's no comedian that's hot other

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than you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's not true.

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Speaker 2: Ni Nikki but like, okay, everyone else whatever. I'm sure

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I could come up with a short list of comedians

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that are memorable for being how hot, But you're significantly hot,

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and I that's almost the only thing I care about.

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I'll basically let someone do whatever they're hot. So I

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remember you being hot, and then I remember I booked

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you on a show in Malibu because the people that

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I that wanted the show, I thought they would love

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how hot you are great, and I booked you on

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that show.

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Speaker 1: At this point, have no idea if I've even ever

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told a joke, and.

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Speaker 2: No, I saw that you were posting jokes, but you

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were also doing like an OnlyFans thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah not. At that time, I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess I just thought you were a whore.

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So then so I booked you on the show, which

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was accurate, and I and you. I wasn't at the

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show that day, but I booked you.

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Speaker 1: At the time.

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Speaker 2: It was my fiance at the time, your first was

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my first fiance, way and you. But she's kidding, I've

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only had one so far, so you, oh, okay, got it?

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So you do the show. I think we interacted briefly

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being like thank you, here's payment. And then I remember, but.

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Speaker 1: At what point do you start hating me?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. Okay, well I started hating you

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because I didn't hate you. I think hat it's a

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strong word. But I then saw you again at the

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comedy at the improv of the comedy store, the improv,

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and you just were given and this was deserved. I

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deserved this, but I didn't know this at the time.

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You were giving me a nasty, fucking look. And I

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don't like when pretty women are well actually, and I

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like when pretty women are mean to me. But it

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was a bit too mean.

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Speaker 1: It's your kink.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you're being a little actually nasty. At

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this point, you were giving me a disgusting look, and oh,

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I said, hi, oh my god, I'm finally meeting you,

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and you went.

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Speaker 1: No, you didn't say that you're gonna What did I say?

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You didn't said Hi, I'm Malley, Nice to meet you.

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And I was like, we have met at that point

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four times, or talked four times. Okay, here's what kills me.

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Speaker 2: Well, so I was okay, yeah, yeah, So I was

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not ready to know. And then I was like, you're

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a bitch, like I didn't mean to like I'm sorry,

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Like I I think about that Millenny joke a lot

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where he's like, oh, you're gonna cancel me, I'll kill myself,

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And I'm like, you hate me, Like, no one hates

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me more than me. So I'm like, you're angry at me,

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Like I'll spend all night being angry with myself. I've

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been doing that for you know, one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Years, whole life.

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Speaker 2: Okay. And then this was the issue was that I

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was going to dinner after that with Ashley mm hmm

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stole time and I get off stage and I'm like

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waiting for Ashley, and then I realize you're also waiting

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for Ashley, and I was like, oh, my fucking god, Britty,

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He's coming to the dinner. And then it.

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Speaker 1: Was equally dismayed.

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Speaker 2: And then we were both like, well, fuck, we're gonna

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have to like bury the hatchet to sit through this dinner.

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And then you hear you now compare notes and then

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we'll continue, okay on that story.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what actually happened is when you first moved

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to LA from New York. I was doing a show

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at West Side and you were on the show and

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we were in the green room and we were talking

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and I thought you were so funny and smart and wonderful.

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And I watched your set and I was like, oh

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my god, she's like a little firecracker. I'm obsessed with her.

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I followed you on Instagram. You followed me back, and

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then every time you posted anything, I liked it. I

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like went out of my way to be like, she's

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so funny. I like everything she's doing. Yes, And then

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I just had like this weird feeling, you know how

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sometimes you do when you're like, did they un follow me?

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Speaker 2: And I don't think I ever followed you?

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Speaker 1: You did. I don't unfollow you unfollowed me. You followed

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me because we were in the green room together. You

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followed me. Maybe you thought it was like a pity

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follow or something. I don't know what was going on

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in your head at the time. Okay, I thought we

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hit it off and I thought you were so funny

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and wonderful, and then I followed you. You followed me back,

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and then I noticed that you stopped following me, and

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I was like, that is I would not unfollow you.

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You did, I promise you it was an accident. Okay, Well, no,

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what you just like how I'm hoping it.

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Speaker 2: Was an I'm hoping it was an accident. The bone

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Yang un followed me. Bone, I've been thinking about that.

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Speaker 1: Bone were out for blood?

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Speaker 2: No, I that feels terrible. It makes you sick to

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Speaker 1: It felt terrible. I'm sorry. Yeah, And I was so confused.

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But when we did finally become friends, you're like, maybe

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I just thought you were like some hot girl that.

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Speaker 2: I probably thought I was following like a random whore.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, because that's what a lot of people are following.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I saw like ass pictures or something and I

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was like, who is this? Yeah, and I was like,

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why am I following this OnlyFans girl?

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Speaker 1: Right? Okay? Cool? Yeah, so I haven't posted ass pics

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on my Instagram since like twenty eighteen, so that's not

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what happened. But whatever, for whatever reason, you unfollowed me,

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and I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, it was an accident. That sucks, okay, and

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that's terrible about it?

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Speaker 1: Oh great, you should. It really hurt my feelings.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: And then you, after and following me, DMed me asking

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me to do this show, and so it was like, okay,

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maybe she like remembers who I am.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I clearly didn't know you. Clearly how stupid I like,

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how out of it I was.

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Speaker 1: But you're you're like Chris Gorbo's told me you were funny,

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and I was like, we did a whole show together.

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We had like a moment in my opinion, in the

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green room where.

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Speaker 2: Like you clearly And there's a chance because I don't

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know anyone whose memory is as bad as yours other

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than my grandma who literally has dementia right now.

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Speaker 1: I do have a bad memory.

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Speaker 2: You could be making this all up because I have

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to tell you. You are almost needing to live in

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like a facility because of your memory. It's like early onset.

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You don't remember anything.

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Speaker 1: So there's a chance, which is fun because everything's a surprise.

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Speaker 2: No, but it could be the reason you're like fighting

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with people and that you know that that's why they

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lock those units off because they start fighting with the staff.

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They don't remember why they're there. That's kind of how

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you're moving through the world.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I will give you this. I have a bad memory.

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I didn't fuck this one up though.

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Speaker 2: Fine, but it is weird that I would message you

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and say, Chris Gorbos to me, you're so funny. If

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I met you and.

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Speaker 1: You fully met me. I didn't invent this situation, like

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you're not You're funny and wonderful. Beer not that important

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that I would like invent a scenario.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So it was like weird. And then I

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was like, maybe I'll see her at this show and

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we'll like the magic will be restored. You don't come

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to the show, You just like DM me for payment whatever.

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And then at this point I'm like whatever, I'm unfollowing her.

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Speaker 2: I'm followed.

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Speaker 1: Of course I did. Yeah, I was like, I'm done

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with you, my god.

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Speaker 2: But by the way, it wasn't rude of me to

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book you on a show that paid well in Malibu. No, no, no,

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You're like pissed at me. See you're doing it again.

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me money. It's like, because I thought you were funny.

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Speaker 1: Completely forgot about like the banter we had in the green.

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Speaker 2: Like, yes, I forgot about banter we had in a

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green room. Who cares me?

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Speaker 1: It hurt me?

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Speaker 2: By Was this the night actually you remember?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 2: Was this the night that you were going to a birthday.

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Speaker 1: Party doesn't sound like something I do.

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Speaker 2: Were you going to a birthday party with the girl?

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Oh god, now I'm gonna get in trouble with this.

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Was another girl tattooed a lot?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were going to a birthday party with her

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or someone?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you said something really rude that night. What night

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that night that you think we hit it off? We

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got in a fight, We got a fight.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even remember this night. You're literally making this.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you guys were going to a birthday

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party and you asked to go up early to get

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to that birthday party. Okay, something I didn't like?

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Speaker 1: Well, what was it?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember, but I'm sure it was not right?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I don't know were you with Gabby?

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Speaker 1: You can't just invent who. You can't invent drava that

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never happened. Watch me, watch me rewriting history now to

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make yourself the villain, the villain courtrooms.

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Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Do you remember that you were

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going over?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't have a good memory.

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Speaker 2: I remember you were going to a birthday party with her? Okay,

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and then I had a problem with it.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to call Gabby. Yeah, see whose

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birthday party we might have gone to?

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Speaker 2: Yes, please do.

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Speaker 1: Let's see she might be getting emergency dental work because

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her mouth has infected or something. D Yeah, it's Gabby.

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You never know what's going on with her or her mouth. Okay,

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your call has been rude. Okay, she's getting an emergency.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, anyway, okay, anyway, you're inventing it. Then we

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go to the jump ahead in time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So then we go to the improv and then

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you reintroduce yourself to me. At this point, I had

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met you three times and I thought one of the

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times was meaningful.

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Speaker 2: And you've had a story that we were like, we

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fell in love, we broke up, I paid you, you

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paid men, had a whole thing. I'm thinking, finally I'm

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meeting you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, You're like, hey, nice to meet you. And I

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was like, you're a monster. Oh my god, my least

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favorite person. Wow. And then we went to that dinner

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and then at one point I was talking about this

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DJ I was fucking, and you were talking about this

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married woman you were fucking, and we're like, wait a minute,

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we might be the same. It was a spider man.

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Speaker 2: I was like Oh my god, you're bat shit. Yeah,

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I'm bat shit.

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Speaker 1: And then as the Olive brand, she reached out to

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me and you invited me to do your podcast.

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Speaker 2: And then it was as close as you can get

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to love bombing a friend. It was. It was fucking one.

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We did that podcast. You came in high as a

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kite from an interaction you had with a man.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: You were just over the moon about this guy, and

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I was going through a breakup, so I knew. I

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was like, oh, I know, getting a hit. When I

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see what, I was like, something is good. We were

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just like cracking up. You came in like you had

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like an emotional hangover. You came in in the hat. Yeah,

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you were like I got some stories to tell you.

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I found out that you were arrested. I was like,

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I'm she's gonna be my best friend or I'm going

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to file a restraining order against her. And now it's

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like kind of both.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, You're like, now I'm leaving here to file a retort.

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Speaker 2: And then I just loved you, and we both I

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think we're just like not obsessed with the people we

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were hanging out with in La or like needed more

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people that we loved, and you started biggie. You started

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picking me up in your tesla and we would just

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like have these long talks, and you started, oh, this

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is also what happened. You basically like, did queer eye

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on me?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did you like?

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Speaker 1: I did you like?

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Speaker 2: We started hanging out and we would go to restaurant.

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I actually the first several times we hung out, you

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kept getting like hit on by hawkeyes m M. And

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I was an amazing wing person for you because I

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never want the guy right.

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Speaker 1: Well, occasionally I do everyone, but every.

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Speaker 2: Once in a while, I'm like, do I But no,

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that was happening.

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Speaker 1: For those of you listening who don't know, Ali's gay adjason.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm gay. No, I'm gay.

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Speaker 1: Do you know the word heater flexible where it's like,

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I'm mostly hetero, but yeah, sometimes I'm not y. I

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think we should do homo flexible.

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Speaker 2: I am homo flexible, but like, I don't want to

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give the impression that this is why I don't identify

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as bisexual. I'm never gonna be with a man. Seriously,

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I'm never going to marry a man, so.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. Every time you say never, it

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puts a target on your back for the universe to

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that put you in that situation. Okay, you might be

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with a man, Okay, this.

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Speaker 2: Is conversion therapy. I'm not opposed to like cooking up

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with a guy. I do it every wee now and

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then again. I just don't identify as by because I

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think it's poor mark, poor branding, it's not honest branding.

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I'm I really, there's nothing I love more than pussy

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well attention. But it's the same thing anyway. I just like,

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we started hanging out a lot and we were just,

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oh my god, we really it was like a biblical

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level hitting it off. And then I was like, okay,

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help me do my face. Oh yeah yeah, and you

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gave me a list of things to do to get hotter.

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And I've been following the regimen and it's been working.

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Speaker 1: Listen, this it's a thing she does.

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Speaker 3: She's the face fixer.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talk no, no, no, I'm just saying there's

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it's something I like to do for people I love.

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And if I don't like you, I will not tell

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you my beauty secrets. Yeah, I will purposefully withhold them

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as an act of war. Yeah, because I really, yeah,

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I really want everyone I love to look as good

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as they possibly can. And I know there's like little,

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just little tweaks we can make to make everything like

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look a little lighter and brighter.

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Speaker 2: Little tweaks. Please. It was over a six pm dinner

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at Frieda's and you were like, do the lip, do

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the chin, do the face to the eye, grow the

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hair out, get a tan your eyebrows. So I was like, okay,

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and I'm out come sizzling chick. I okay, great, Brittany, okay,

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great at all.

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Speaker 1: Word and you've never looked taught her.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Anyway, you do have like witchy powers.

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I do. My sisters do think you're you should actually

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read my sister's text to you out loud, because whenever

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they text you it's for a specific purpose.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always. It's always pretty much to put a

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curse on someone.

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Speaker 2: Your curses work.

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Speaker 1: I I'm telling you, I know, I know they were

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they listen, they work. They take time because they're not

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always to say that they're not curses their karma. And

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I think you're trying to curse bad people. The universe

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does it. It's not me, you know, it's the face.

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I'm just the face of the universe.

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Speaker 2: I mean we've but we were. I mean there was

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times on face time when you were lighting candles.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I get into oh shit, I might burn

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a picture of someone. I don't know. I'm just kidding.

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I don't actually do that. But I have only once,

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only once, sent out legitimately negative energy to somebody that

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you asked me to curse, and I like sat down

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and I did it, and it fucking worked. It took time.

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Speaker 2: I feel bad about that because now I'm in this

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new era of having released.

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Speaker 1: Well it's over. I released the curse too.

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Speaker 2: Wanted me to release.

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Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: You never told me to do that, so right, so

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you did it for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so thank you.

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Speaker 2: I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: You're so welcome. But anyway you wanted, you know, you're

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ex to be obsessed with you And.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not going to talk about that on the

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on podcast in twenty twenty six, psych I I can't.

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I'm done with it. It's too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we can be done. Let's talk about how

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you're the straight girl whisperer. You're like, I don't know,

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you're you're a gay person only interested in straight women,

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I feel like you're kind of like, how like you

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are too straight women as Jehovah's witnesses to religion, like

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you knock on the doors of people who really don't

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want it, and then every once in a while someone can.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. No, I've tried to

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get clear on that as best I can, and I

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feel like bad about that now, Like I don't want

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that to be my thing. I think I just end up, Yeah,

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what is that?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Even this woman recently, this like married woman, I like

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they're flirting with me and then I'm like, okay, I'm

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not looking for anything serious. And then they're usually.

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Speaker 1: Like so cute you married women? Yeah, specifically I just think.

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Speaker 2: They're and then I feel bad because I'm collapsing everything.

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But like, I just like really feminine women, right, so

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married with kids, Like, oh, you're like the peak peak femininity.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, you're pregnant.

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Speaker 2: I like it. I don't know, I just love Yeah,

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I like married women with kids, but I don't want

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to get in the middle of like a marriage before noon. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, sometimes you have to know.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know. I just like I I

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it is my type. I've like I've kind of willed

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it away, but then it just keeps coming back. I

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just think these women that are like, they're like are angels,

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and they like they're Oh no, not the ones we're

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thinking of.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally thinking about a woman that you don't know,

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because the women that you're thinking about that I hang

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out with are actually satanic.

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Speaker 1: For angels.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, not her, No, not her, but this,

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like this one woman recently, she's just adorable and her

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husband's just not paying her enough attention, and like, who's

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gonna come in there and give her attention? Fucking Allie Colbert,

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I'm gonna listen to that bitch talk over another glass

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of wine. I'll keep listening, I get I honestly like,

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yeah I will. These aren't good things to say or

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whatever who cares lead me into.

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Speaker 1: Do you think the return on investment for how much

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you have to listen is worth it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, because.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know, but that's what we like. To

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date women. You have to listen a lot. Yeah, I've

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I've heard a lot. I mean I'm tired, especially with

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straight women though. And by the way, I'm saying straight

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it's like, yeah, how straight are you? That's what this

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show is. I mean, like we're hooking up. You can't

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be that straight. But like, no, the r OI is

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probably bad because people think that the return on investment

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would be like if I'm getting a straight woman, eat

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me out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that never has not what.

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Speaker 2: I'm going for.

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Speaker 1: You just like the attention. You just like the attention.

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Speaker 2: I just want a woman to sit across from me

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and say, if I could run away and start a

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life with you, I wish I could, but I can't.

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That'll last me about two weeks the high from that. Yea,

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you know, I let I just I don't know what

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it is.

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Speaker 1: I just like your mom's so wonderful.

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Speaker 2: I know what is Maybe.

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Speaker 1: In another life, maybe you need to get hypnotized and

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see what was going on in the last life because

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it might have carried over to this one.

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Speaker 2: Because it might have because this ship will not give.

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Speaker 1: Up and it'll not let us. It also doesn't make

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sense because you come from the most wonderful family on

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planet Earth.

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Speaker 3: There's a huge safety net of going after unavailable married

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women like that.

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Speaker 2: No, I know that, but I'm not afraid of intimacy,

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like I'm down to be engulfed and just pretzel myself,

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like I'm not afraid of intimacy. I will just die

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for love. Yeah, there's also it's like weird, I like

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go after unavailable women and then I'm also just like cruiser,

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find me on the cross, I'll be with you, Like

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it doesn't make sense. And yeah, my parents love each other,

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love all of their children, and I have a shockingly

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intact family unit that sounds like my family is gonna

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like actually all.

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Speaker 1: Die after this. Your family's amazing, Like it doesn't make sense.

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Your family is like the only family that gives me

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hope that some families are nice to be in.

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Speaker 2: My family loves you.

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Speaker 1: I love them.

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Speaker 2: They're obsessed with you. Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know.

471
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,000
I don't know what's wrong with me and straight women.

472
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,920
But like maybe it's also just that I'm not I

473
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,160
don't hang out that much with so many lesbians.

474
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm not a few friends.

475
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,119
Speaker 2: Well I'm not in a fucking you know, motorcycle brigade,

476
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,119
So where am I? So I'm obviously not meeting lesbians

477
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,319
like I. What I meet more is bisexual women. And

478
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:48,799
no one will stab you in the back faster than

479
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:49,680
a bisexual woman.

480
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 1: Why do you say, why do you say that?

481
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. They're just like, they're just they're wiley.

482
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,440
Speaker 1: I used to say I was bisexual exactly that type

483
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:58,720
of shit.

484
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,039
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I thought we were gonna go. And

485
00:21:01,079 --> 00:21:02,440
then that makes one of us.

486
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,920
Speaker 1: That literally makes one of us.

487
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,920
Speaker 2: For a second. But then I like got to know you,

488
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,519
and I was like, oh my god, you're too crazy

489
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,000
even for me.

490
00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:11,319
Speaker 1: That's not true. I just wouldn't hook up with you.

491
00:21:12,559 --> 00:21:15,400
And honestly, I think that's a pretty good litmus test,

492
00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:17,200
like if someone won't hook up with you because I

493
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,799
have seen you turn out everyone.

494
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 2: No, I know, I've seen you turn Ellen Mirron be

495
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:23,160
on the floor.

496
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 1: Literally turned the fuck out. So I think, if I'm

497
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,519
not going to turn out for you, I'm not going

498
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,839
to turn out for anyone. Yeah, I would have to

499
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,720
start drinking again.

500
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:32,799
Speaker 2: No, but we're really close. I get to a point

501
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:36,799
where like, like one of my best friends in the

502
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:40,759
world shout out Emily Wickersham. Me you Emily Wickersham, though,

503
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,799
and you should follow Emily. She's a talented actress and

504
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:48,839
she's beyond stunning, married with kids. I would do anything

505
00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:52,559
to be with Emily. Sorry, badge, that's her husband and

506
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,319
I just but we're so close. And also she's married

507
00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:59,440
with kids. But like I can't even imagine like that

508
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,759
that hasn't stuck in the past. Like, but like I'm

509
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,319
so impossibly close to her. It's like I don't even

510
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,400
know why are we discussing this on the phone. I'm like,

511
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,559
how would I get Emily to leave her family? She's

512
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:11,599
the best and I fucking love her husband. But a

513
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:13,000
part of me is just like, she should be with me.

514
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:14,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, she should be with me.

515
00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:15,039
Speaker 3: M hm.

516
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 2: We should facetimer and ask her.

517
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: Okay, why she won't be with me? Yeah, okay, I

518
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,079
don't have her number.

519
00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 2: Okay, should we do it now?

520
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

521
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to scare her.

522
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then you should consider that before you FaceTime

523
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,400
her and ask her why she won't leave her family

524
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:34,599
for you. Fucking Tuesday. No, let's call.

525
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,759
Speaker 2: She's gonna pick up because she's expecting me to talk

526
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:50,920
to her about something else. Hi, I'm on a podcast.

527
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,559
I'm talking about you. Can I just get your voice

528
00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:54,920
on something for twenty seconds?

529
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:55,759
Speaker 3: Okay?

530
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So Emily Wickersham's on the phone, this is the

531
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,000
straight woman that we're too close for me to even

532
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:03,680
attempt something. Do you think in this lifetime or the next,

533
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:07,480
there's an opportunity for us to be together? You know

534
00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:12,599
it's possible, Allie. You know you know things about my marriage.

535
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,319
You know what I'm allowed when I'm not. So it's possible.

536
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,880
Oh my god, never mind, I take back everything I said.

537
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,960
I'll see what happens in New York and I'll follow up.

538
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,559
That was a great answer, you know. Oh wow, Oh

539
00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:29,079
my god, you guys, Allie's landing the plane. I can't

540
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,759
not believe this is how the calling did. Okay, I'll

541
00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:32,160
call you later.

542
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: I love you, love you just say I do?

543
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,799
Speaker 2: Yeah and literally, Okay she wants me to over there?

544
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? What does she have an open marriage? I don't.

545
00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:43,160
She just said, you know what I'm allowed to do.

546
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,599
Speaker 2: Oh, she's allowed to be with me. Oh I think

547
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,759
cut that bart though. Actually whatever she said it she

548
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,000
said she doesn't have an open marriage. The husband loves me,

549
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,200
and it's like, just have fun with her.

550
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, great, that's great. See people see you as

551
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,960
a not threat.

552
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 2: They're wrong, they are they're wrong. You want to blow

553
00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:02,799
something up, you try like they did the first time

554
00:24:02,839 --> 00:24:07,039
A nine to eleven ground floor, the ground floor. Yeah,

555
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,400
oh wow, okay, yes, Emily's my girlfriend.

556
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,519
Speaker 1: Now you're off the market.

557
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like actually handle that when I get back.

558
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,119
Then that's the first thing I'm gonna do. Okay, is Emily.

559
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,079
Speaker 1: That sounded like a threat, But I don't, like I'm

560
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:25,799
gonna actually handle Jesus Christ, Alan, I don't know if.

561
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: We're so close. This is the issue with women. Women

562
00:24:29,079 --> 00:24:31,480
get so close. Like even when I go on dates

563
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,039
with women, it's like I'm looking at them and I

564
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,640
start looking at their face, like how you would look

565
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,240
at my face. That's fucked up. Women don't do that

566
00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:40,359
with men. They're not like you should an upper bleap.

567
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, women don't do that with men.

568
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't really think so. Imagine seeing another woman's pussy,

569
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,440
you'd be like, what the fuck? Why is mine a

570
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,319
blooming onion? You would like be confused, that's mine a hatchet?

571
00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:53,400
Do you know what I mean? Like you start you

572
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,359
start having a conversation. Obviously I have literally the tiny

573
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,240
I'm so tiny. My pussy's like, but like I just

574
00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:02,960
think that, like you start comparing. It's like a reflection

575
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:06,200
of your female form and the type of women I

576
00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:09,640
date who are like, you know, adonisis and I'm like,

577
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,839
I do a joke on stage. I'm like, we're Hitler's

578
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,000
vision board. Yeah, He's like, I wanna go from that

579
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,000
to that. It's like we're a different species. It's hard

580
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,559
for me to be like I'm also a woman, right,

581
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,359
I'm more of like a trans boy, you know what

582
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:23,680
I mean.

583
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying.

584
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 2: Does your audience like think this stuff is? What is

585
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:30,920
your audience like?

586
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,319
Speaker 1: I have no idea great or on like episode seven,

587
00:25:35,839 --> 00:25:37,640
we'll figure you find out what happens.

588
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 3: We'll see some people are getting on the boat and

589
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,519
some people were throwing off.

590
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds just like nineteen thirty nine Berlin.

591
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,519
Speaker 3: We're too dumb of an audience for that.

592
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: I know that it was war times. It was just like

593
00:25:55,519 --> 00:25:57,799
a it was like right before the war, right.

594
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,079
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it was just like a reach for a

595
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:00,960
World War two joke.

596
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

597
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,759
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just sat there and I'm like, everyone was like.

598
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: I know that the wall came down on November eleventh,

599
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,119
nineteen eighty nine.

600
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: Why do you know? It's like my one at one

601
00:26:10,559 --> 00:26:13,960
thing I dated a girl once who had no idea

602
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,599
about anything in history, so I started like quizzing her

603
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,000
on random history stuff every night.

604
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: We obviously broke up, But what would you quiz her?

605
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 2: I was like when I was like, what who fought

606
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:23,880
in World War Two?

607
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 3: Oh?

608
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that kind of stuff, and I was like, oh, no,

609
00:26:26,279 --> 00:26:28,559
like stuff like like who was the first president of

610
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:29,279
the United States?

611
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,519
Speaker 1: Oh wow? And she didn't know that.

612
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 2: No, do you know who that is?

613
00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:34,599
Speaker 3: George Washington.

614
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 2: Dated a woman who didn't know I dated a woman

615
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,480
who didn't know that. She didn't know of age.

616
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,599
Speaker 1: She was twelve.

617
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: She was twelve. You're like, cards, come on, I know,

618
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,880
I know, but I will say, I'm just changing topics

619
00:26:54,519 --> 00:26:56,559
because you joked about me dating a twelve year old.

620
00:26:56,599 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: But I you said twelve.

621
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:01,319
Speaker 2: You said of age, and then I went, it's all a.

622
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: Joke, guys, everything's a joke. We're fine here.

623
00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: After dating all these women who want babies, and when

624
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,680
you date a woman who wants a baby, obviously the

625
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,440
clock is ticking right and that puts a lot of

626
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,799
pressure on the relationship. But sometimes you start feeling like,

627
00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:18,839
do you want to date me or do you want

628
00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:21,480
to just like have a baby, Like it's like interviewing

629
00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:23,200
someone for a job and you're like, you want to

630
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,559
work for the company or you want the benefit one K.

631
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:27,640
I kind of like, don't know what's going on here.

632
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,920
So I'm very clear with women now, I'm like, I'm

633
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,400
not I don't want kids. I don't want to waste like.

634
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,039
Speaker 1: I don't have a dick, and I can't get you right.

635
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 2: No, literally, I'm like, I don't want babies, and I

636
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,160
don't want to waste.

637
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: You because you have gone back and pay.

638
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,279
Speaker 2: I don't want babies right now. So I don't want

639
00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:44,400
to waste your twenties, which is why trying.

640
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: To Okay, okay, sorry, butchered it.

641
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 2: I can't sorry, do it.

642
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,079
Speaker 1: We'll cut it, we'll edit it.

643
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 3: Go.

644
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 2: I can't even remember the joke now. Oh the joke

645
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,799
is I say to all these women's I say, I

646
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,079
say to all these women. I say to all these women,

647
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,279
I say, listen, I don't want kids. I don't want

648
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:01,000
to waste your twenties. And they always are like, ALI,

649
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:06,880
don't worry, we're teenagers. The sorry, that's why I just

650
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,799
wanted to get the clip.

651
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: Do you want to fight me?

652
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 2: No? I don't.

653
00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh, my god, I but you're a knowing kids.

654
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: Now, I just yeah, I mean if I have a kid,

655
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,440
I'll have one kid, and it'll be with like, you know,

656
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,119
a woman that I am just like paid her to

657
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,359
do it, okay, like like a wife. I just don't

658
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,359
want to be sort of I can't imagine doing it

659
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,079
right now. I like that my house is clean. I

660
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,039
like that. I like that I can sleep. I like

661
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,359
that the money I have goes to me. You've already

662
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,359
lose so much money.

663
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,799
Speaker 1: Dating women, right, and taxes.

664
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,839
Speaker 2: Oh, taxes and women. Yeah, it's terrible. And then I

665
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,920
have to like support a kid. Also, it sucks because

666
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,680
like most kids grow up, they hate their parents, even

667
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,160
when you do a great job. And then it's like,

668
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,079
why am I spending all this money on the stranger?

669
00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:59,759
Speaker 1: Literally I think about that all the time, a stranger.

670
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:02,359
Imagine having a whole kid, spending hundreds of thousands of

671
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,000
dollars on them, and then like one day they're like,

672
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,440
fuck you.

673
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,519
Speaker 2: It sucks. It sucks. I can't even like I'm not

674
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:10,400
going to get knocked up. So it's like I'm gonna like.

675
00:29:10,839 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: You might well am I the way you've been living.

676
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,359
Speaker 2: I haven't been having sex with men.

677
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:17,839
Speaker 1: I don't lie.

678
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: I haven't been having sex with men one on one.

679
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:29,599
There's been an other true shut the fucking one. It

680
00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:31,640
was one to four times, and it was a huge mistake.

681
00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:37,000
It was a huge and there was a woman there.

682
00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:40,599
There was a woman there. Okay, there was a woman there.

683
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not telling the truth.

684
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:47,319
Speaker 2: But okay, one time I did. Okay, fine, you're right, Okay,

685
00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:48,880
I know, no, you're right. Twice I had sex with

686
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,559
a guy this summer.

687
00:29:49,759 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: You know that's exciting for guys. The door I cracked open.

688
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: I think I didn't like it.

689
00:29:57,119 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 3: Though, doubling the audience.

690
00:29:59,079 --> 00:30:00,279
Speaker 2: Right, why do you me that?

691
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 3: Look?

692
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: I really didn't like it. I know, I know that's true.

693
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: I know it hurts me.

694
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:08,839
Speaker 2: Okay, it hurts me, especially because I can't breathe because

695
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:09,440
they're choking me.

696
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: It hurts me when I start seeing stars.

697
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:17,599
Speaker 2: It hurts. It hurts me. And I don't like the belt.

698
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:20,839
Speaker 1: I don't like that I have to jump off the stool.

699
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: I like that, honestly, was I When I watched heeated

700
00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:27,319
Rivalry the gay hockey, yeah, I was like, I want

701
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,440
to have sex with the guy again. Okay, that made

702
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,240
me want to, but then I talk to them.

703
00:30:31,279 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: I never want to have sex with the man. I

704
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:35,599
never again. I turned it off after the first.

705
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 2: Weird like that. Oh, I'm not weird. I remember I.

706
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: Used to be. I used to watch exclusively gay porn men. Yes,

707
00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:45,880
I used to just watch gay that's.

708
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:48,799
Speaker 2: So lesbian of you. That's what lesbians do.

709
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so it was so hot.

710
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:52,519
Speaker 2: I know you don't think so, do they actually?

711
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought that lesbians and the gays hated each other.

712
00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:56,759
Isn't that a thing?

713
00:30:57,079 --> 00:30:59,799
Speaker 2: No? No, in the streets, in the streets, But lesbians

714
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:02,720
watch gay mail porn, and straight girls watch lesbian porn,

715
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,279
and gay men are I don't know at Orgy's probably

716
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:08,400
out not watching porn, and straight men are shooting up schools.

717
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,960
That's usually what happens. That's like what's going on. But

718
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,559
lesbians do like watching gay men porn.

719
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved gay porn.

720
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: So maybe you're shutting off your rivalry because you're triggered,

721
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,519
you're getting still turned on. You don't want to know

722
00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:20,880
the truth.

723
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: No, I wish there was a little more plot line,

724
00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:25,240
Like it really felt like I was just watching a porn.

725
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 2: And I probably pay attention if you put your vibrator away.

726
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:28,839
Speaker 1: I had to. I have to be careful because I

727
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,200
got addicted to porn, and then I had I had

728
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:31,960
to stop watching it.

729
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:35,039
Speaker 2: You always get addicted to stuff, because you're an addict,

730
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,599
I know, and I'm I pray for you every day.

731
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:40,839
You did get addicted to watching people have sex in

732
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:41,960
front of you. If you want to come for me

733
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,160
about what's true.

734
00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I I made.

735
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: You made two people have sex in your house and

736
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,519
you watched, and then you and then you called me

737
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:51,160
and said I actually really enjoyed it. And I said,

738
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,920
you're a cook number.

739
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:57,359
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me defend this fetish

740
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:02,519
because it's new. I think I.

741
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: Don't fucking look at him. Don't look at him. Now,

742
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,640
she's getting all shy.

743
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,359
Speaker 1: Well, it's a weird thing to say out loud.

744
00:32:09,599 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: We can cut it.

745
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: No, I don't care, I'll talk about it. It's new.

746
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,240
It's like I don't have to do any of the work,

747
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,839
and I get to like witness pleasure. And I think

748
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,039
there's something hot for me, especially about watching a guy

749
00:32:21,079 --> 00:32:25,440
that I like getting pleasured without having to be the

750
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,960
one doing it. Does that make sense?

751
00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

752
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: I have a friend that likes that, and then there's

753
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,599
another layer to it where I have such a fear

754
00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:35,079
of being cheated on that I feel like if I'm

755
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,519
cucking and watching it and I'm in that's like my

756
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,240
only way to control it.

757
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: And she filmed it. We're gonna play the tape now, Yeah,

758
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,160
a roll.

759
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: The tape, Mike, did you edit it?

760
00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 2: That's interesting.

761
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

762
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,359
Speaker 1: So it's like a deeply psychological thing. It's not something

763
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:51,440
that I've explored in the relationship I'm in, although I've

764
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,079
told him about it. Yeah, and he's like, whenever you're ready,

765
00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:55,680
I'm ready, and I'm like, of course you're ready.

766
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 2: To that's really interesting.

767
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to watch to.

768
00:33:00,839 --> 00:33:02,599
Speaker 2: Me, that's just fun. I don't think I would probably

769
00:33:02,599 --> 00:33:04,279
probably wouldn't be turned on, but I would more so

770
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,960
just be like I love sex. Yeah, so I'm just like, Okay,

771
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,759
if I can be in the room with sex, great,

772
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:12,000
that sounds exciting. When I've had threesomes and this is

773
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:14,680
the most neurotic Jewish thing in the world. I truly

774
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,319
am like, are you guys mad at me? Like I

775
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,960
sometimes feel Because there's a third person, so it's easy

776
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,359
to in moments feel insecure one hundred percent.

777
00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: I used to when I because I had three sums

778
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,680
a lot when I was popping Molly a lot, and

779
00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:30,599
I would have moments where I would orchestrate the threesome

780
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,559
and then like when he was having sex with the

781
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:34,839
other girl, I'd be like, well fuck me, then just

782
00:33:35,119 --> 00:33:38,000
walk out of the room and like they'd keep fucking

783
00:33:38,039 --> 00:33:39,319
and I was like, I'd poke back and I'm like,

784
00:33:39,359 --> 00:33:41,720
are you guys gonna keep going? Like and they're like,

785
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,480
your vibe is atrocious.

786
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:45,279
Speaker 2: So truly I've been like should I leave? Should I leave?

787
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:48,160
And everyone's like, no, no, this is a threesome.

788
00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:51,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like street, that was like cool, cool, No.

789
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,359
But what I did during that threesome was I It

790
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,640
was interesting because when they started hooking up. While I

791
00:33:57,759 --> 00:33:59,880
enjoyed it, I knew quickly I did not want to

792
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,920
have sex with him because of the way he was fucking.

793
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,359
He was fucking like a jack rabbit, and I was like,

794
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,759
not for me. Yeah, So I was like, I was like,

795
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:08,719
you know, Chris Jenner on the side, like you're doing

796
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,159
amazing sweeting. I like through the lubin I was clappy

797
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,519
at one point, you know, they got wild, they spilled

798
00:34:15,519 --> 00:34:17,440
some wine. I went and got the cleaning supplies.

799
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 2: That was clear cleaning, and the guy was like, for

800
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:23,280
fuck's sake, mate, you're cleaning right now? Oh my god,

801
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,159
is that fine?

802
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,559
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, this table will stain.

803
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,639
Speaker 2: You know, that's like my mom cleaning up in the

804
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,199
kitchen while my dad's cooking. That was you during the sex.

805
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,679
Speaker 1: Literally literally and just really, where does this bowl go?

806
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:36,280
Speaker 3: No?

807
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, this is the difference between a

808
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,559
threesome at twenty six and thirty six. Like I'm a

809
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:41,360
different person.

810
00:34:41,519 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 2: You're like the floors, the floors, don't the floor.

811
00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like folding their clothes as they take them off.

812
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have had like this feeling lately of like

813
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,760
I used to talk about this, probably with you, not

814
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,440
on camera, but like how I like could have sex

815
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,480
with someone I hate mm hmm, Like do you know

816
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,559
who I'm thinking? Yeah? Yeah, of course, And like the

817
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,079
sex was amazing, but I was like, I hate this person.

818
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,079
I it's not even hate. I was just like I

819
00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:10,519
don't I'm not like obsessed with them, and right now,

820
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:12,400
for whatever reason, I just like really want to have

821
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,719
sex with people that someone I'm not really having that sex,

822
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,119
but I'm like, I want to have sex with someone

823
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:19,760
that I like, really like. Otherwise I'm like not even

824
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,920
getting off as much about it. Yeah, Like and I

825
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,440
don't I don't mean healthy. Yeah, I don't even mean

826
00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:26,559
like it is probably healthy. I don't even mean like

827
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:29,960
at like orgasmic. I mean like getting excited about it,

828
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:32,679
Like I just am not. And I used to feel like, oh,

829
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,480
they're so hot, like I would like, I don't even

830
00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:36,559
want to touch someone that I'm not like into what

831
00:35:36,559 --> 00:35:37,039
they're about.

832
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that changed for me too in my

833
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,440
after my divorce, Like in my twenties, I could fuck anyone,

834
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:45,519
like if they were hot. Yeah, Like I was just like,

835
00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:47,199
oh my god, yeah, look at that body. That's so hot,

836
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,079
that's away ring, that's like whatever whatever. But then I

837
00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:53,360
think as you age, and probably as for me at least,

838
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,360
like when I stop drinking as much, it's like you

839
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,679
do need to be emotionally stimulated by somebody or intellectually

840
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,559
stimulated for it to kind of be excited. You want

841
00:36:01,599 --> 00:36:02,960
to be like feel like you're on the same page

842
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,000
about stuff. You want to feel excited about the person.

843
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,320
I feel like you fucked better, not you personally, but

844
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,360
just in general, Like.

845
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,679
Speaker 2: Well, no, because I have you in watching and judging,

846
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,800
So yeah, you're right, you're really becoming Christian?

847
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: Are you?

848
00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 2: Fuck a lot better when you like the person I'm

849
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,559
looking at the tape?

850
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm running the tapes all morning. I've been watching tapes.

851
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,119
Speaker 2: You hear the Steve Madden of sex stapes and what

852
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:21,960
they did right there?

853
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: No, I think that's just an adult. That's a normal progression.

854
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,320
Like you just it's less interesting to fuck people that

855
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,840
you don't like. It's weird to hate fuck people. The

856
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,400
older you get, Yeah, I think you're just growing up, babe.

857
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,519
Maybe welcome.

858
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 2: Maybe. I honestly feel like the most progress I've ever

859
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,840
made emotionally has been this past year because I was

860
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:49,079
single and I always felt like which we've obviously talked

861
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:51,599
about endlessly, but like I like needed to be in

862
00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:53,880
a relationship need need need need need, And the second

863
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,599
I like let go of that, or at least just

864
00:36:57,639 --> 00:37:00,880
got more used to being alone, I just a lot better.

865
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,840
Like I didn't realize how much energy I was expelling

866
00:37:04,119 --> 00:37:06,199
on drunk shixaes.

867
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: On drunks drunk shixaes. What's that word?

868
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 2: Non Jewish girls, non Jewish girl.

869
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: Me, I'm a shicks that it. Yeah, No, you went

870
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,519
like when I met you, you were getting out of

871
00:37:19,519 --> 00:37:21,960
an engagement and then you went into.

872
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: Well I was crazy for a minute.

873
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: You were crazy, but it was fun. It was but

874
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,079
it was a lot of energy. It was you were

875
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,320
expending a lot of energy on a married woman, which

876
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,800
was fun. It was fun. We were having fun. That's

877
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,920
what I'm telling That's what I'm telling myself. We were

878
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,440
having fun. And then it was like kind of that

879
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,920
repeated behavior with other like, yeah, people that were like

880
00:37:42,119 --> 00:37:44,800
just objectively not people you should be giving your energy to.

881
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,639
You gave them all of your energy. Yeah, and you

882
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,920
got into a relationship and that took all of your energy.

883
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,360
And then I think getting out of that relationship is

884
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,360
the first time that you have been able to come

885
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,440
back down to earth like and like feel your feelings

886
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,159
and be present and not rely on women for like

887
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:03,639
these emotional hits. So I'm really proud of you.

888
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 2: Thank you. I can tell that you mean that the

889
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,800
other like upside I felt, and maybe you've felt this

890
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,480
for me or not, but like I really feel like

891
00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:14,440
I've become closer with my friends. Yeah, this year yeah, obviously,

892
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,599
like you like your friend, like they get into a relationship,

893
00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:18,280
you lose them a little bit. Yeah, but I've like

894
00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:21,000
never had the chance given myself the chance to like

895
00:38:21,079 --> 00:38:24,360
just like fucking become obsessed with my friends. So I'm like, oh,

896
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,159
I've just transferred my obsession my friends. But like it

897
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:28,000
feels so good.

898
00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:30,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, because friends give it back and they're not going away.

899
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,079
Speaker 2: Yeah.

900
00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: You know, so I've noticed that, I've noticed you put

901
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,639
a lot more effort into our friendship. But yeah, I appreciate.

902
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

903
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think it's all good things.

904
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 2: That was the most earnest conversation we've ever had ever.

905
00:38:42,599 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I am proud of you and your growth.

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923
00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:40,280
when you abandoned me and you left LA and you

924
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,880
went to New York and how hard I took that.

925
00:39:43,079 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 2: So I'm pretty sure you put a spell on me.

926
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,440
Well I didn't, and by the way, it fucking worked,

927
00:39:48,639 --> 00:39:51,360
because that was the most miserable, fucking year of my life.

928
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,920
That was an awful year.

929
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,079
Speaker 1: Well, I told you it was gonna be.

930
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,639
Speaker 2: It was so bad. I was basically dating a girl

931
00:39:57,679 --> 00:39:59,800
that like like was like you live with me and

932
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,960
then on random nights would be like finest place to sleep.

933
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,920
And I was like, Okay, oh she's obsessed with me.

934
00:40:06,079 --> 00:40:09,519
She just has an avoidant attachment. I'm done with avoidant attachment. Yeah,

935
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,320
do you even mean avoidant attach. I love you, so

936
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,679
get the fuck away. Yeah, I'm not dating someone with

937
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,960
avoidant attachment, But.

938
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: Would you rather have anxious attachment? Because you're gonna say,

939
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,480
would you rather have avaids aids, and would you rather

940
00:40:21,559 --> 00:40:22,079
have AIDS?

941
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,079
Speaker 2: I would rather have anxious attach to deal with someone

942
00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:26,559
who has anxious attachment that like at least is aware

943
00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:29,079
of it, because if you love the person, it's not

944
00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:31,159
so difficult to reassure them, even though you.

945
00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:33,119
Speaker 1: Get to say that until you're a couple of years

946
00:40:33,159 --> 00:40:35,599
in and they're suffocating you and you can't fucking breathe.

947
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:40,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean fuck, I don't know. Probably still

948
00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:43,280
because the avoidant thing was so it was like dating

949
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,920
so it was really bad.

950
00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:49,039
Speaker 1: It was truly nonsensical. I mean, the way that she

951
00:40:49,159 --> 00:40:51,719
navigated that relationship made absolutely no sense.

952
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,039
Speaker 2: It was bananas. I'm not doing it.

953
00:40:53,199 --> 00:40:54,599
Speaker 1: No one that was less of a fan than me.

954
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:58,639
Speaker 2: Oh at first, you really liked her, I was lying,

955
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,280
Oh okay, but yeah you did curse my year. It

956
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,679
was a terrible year. It was just rough, and it

957
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,519
was that thing of like I was so addicted to

958
00:41:08,519 --> 00:41:11,119
like getting her to like just like be in the relationship. Yeah,

959
00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:13,639
that like, I wasn't even in the relationship. It was

960
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:16,039
like the entire time I was like convincing.

961
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: I was convincing real inability to be honest with yourself

962
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,159
or anyone around you about what that relationship was really Like.

963
00:41:22,559 --> 00:41:24,880
I think that's like partially.

964
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,199
Speaker 2: Why we like were not hanging out.

965
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, we weren't talking too much because I don't think

966
00:41:28,039 --> 00:41:28,760
you could be honest.

967
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,159
Speaker 2: I stopped talking to my family as well.

968
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

969
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,079
Speaker 1: Do you think though, I mean it just by the way.

970
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 2: I even wrote in my diary, I was I was

971
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:39,119
I was lying. No, I was lying in the diary

972
00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:42,719
that the relationship was good. Yea, and I knew sick. Yeah,

973
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,079
and I was so skinny.

974
00:41:44,199 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were so skinny. But you really did convince

975
00:41:47,519 --> 00:41:49,920
yourself that it was great. And that was difficult for

976
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,320
me because I could tell emotionally you were never well

977
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,760
when I was always upset when we were and we

978
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,559
barely hung out.

979
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 2: Remember the time. Wait, she read my diary.

980
00:41:58,519 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: Yes, she read your diary.

981
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:02,559
Speaker 2: That was lying. I didn't even tell I've never talked

982
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:06,719
about this on a podcast. She went through my diary.

983
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,199
Speaker 1: But but what did your diary say? Because you were

984
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,199
saying in your diary. You were also lying? So what

985
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:10,840
did she get mad?

986
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 2: Aboutship? By the way, this was like no, this was

987
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,320
like two months in and oh my god, I'm so

988
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,119
glad I remember this because it's such a good story

989
00:42:20,119 --> 00:42:22,440
to tell. I was two months into this relationship and

990
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:24,400
I don't know what we were talking about. Have you

991
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,880
ever gone through someone's phone? That was like the conversation

992
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,760
we were having, and she actually said something clever. She

993
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,840
was like, yes, I went through my ex boyfriend's phone.

994
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,239
And what I did is I searched my name, which

995
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,960
is a great idea. If you want to love, you

996
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,199
want to life.

997
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: You want to see the most hartful shit anyone said.

998
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 2: But she saw the boyfriend being like she's the best,

999
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:46,079
which again he must have been lying, so she did that.

1000
00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:48,280
I was like, have I gone through someone's phone? I

1001
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,880
was like, no, I haven't gone through some phone. She goes,

1002
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,880
would you ever go through someone's diary? And I was like,

1003
00:42:53,559 --> 00:42:58,320
uh no. She's like, I would never do that because

1004
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,760
it's such bad car It's like a karmically insane thing

1005
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,000
to do to go through someone. Sorry, I'm like, I

1006
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:06,559
wouldn't even like touch someone's diary. Yeah, Like that feels

1007
00:43:06,679 --> 00:43:09,760
really bad. And then like a week later, she called me.

1008
00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:12,079
She's like, so, actually I went through your She goes,

1009
00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:15,239
She's like, I'm so sorry, I've been I just opened

1010
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,800
the pages to see what they look like because I

1011
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,719
liked the diary. I wanted to buy the diary.

1012
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, all right.

1013
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:27,039
Speaker 2: I was like that's insane. Yeah, And she's like, and

1014
00:43:27,159 --> 00:43:29,599
I saw in the pages that you wrote that you

1015
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:30,239
missed your ex.

1016
00:43:31,079 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, we all miss her.

1017
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, in this moment of time, we

1018
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,079
all miss I was like, yeah, I do miss my ex.

1019
00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:40,679
I still miss my ex. Like I just that was

1020
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,639
a good relationship. Yeah, Like and also, why are you

1021
00:43:43,679 --> 00:43:44,400
reading my diary?

1022
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I maybe act in a way that doesn't

1023
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,159
make me miss my ex.

1024
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 2: I know. I remember telling my therapist that, and my

1025
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,280
therapist was like, that's beyond fucked up. That's crazy, and

1026
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,960
I like kind of even let it go at that

1027
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,559
point in time.

1028
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the most fucked up things she

1029
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,400
made you do? What kill your dog?

1030
00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:02,159
Speaker 2: She didn't make me kill my dog. She I shouldn't.

1031
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,480
I was sharing a dog with my ex, and I

1032
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:07,800
absolutely should have let my ex keep the dog I

1033
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,920
just should have done on my own time, and she

1034
00:44:10,119 --> 00:44:12,360
pressed me to give the dog up while she was

1035
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,559
communicating with her ex about his dog literally, which is wild. No,

1036
00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:18,639
I actually can pinpoint the exact time that we should

1037
00:44:18,679 --> 00:44:21,960
have broken up. Remember at the start of this podcast,

1038
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,280
and I said, I'm not talking about this anymore on

1039
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,000
the podcast. Yeah, okay, one thing and then I'm not

1040
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,559
going to talk about it. But I do remember the

1041
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:28,239
moment that I should have broken up with her, and

1042
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,320
I have told myself, I've made a promise to myself

1043
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,239
in like early days if you have this feeling like

1044
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,880
where you're like this is end there instead of sinking

1045
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,840
a whole year. But I'm so bad at that. I'm

1046
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,320
usually like I'm the worst. I'm like, let's drag it out.

1047
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:45,119
Another fears no play forward the tape. I was visiting

1048
00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:47,559
her in New York and I remember she woke up

1049
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,920
because I was living here, and I think I had

1050
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,639
been in New York the weekend before for shows, and

1051
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:54,920
then I was back and she was like, I'm going

1052
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,159
to brunch, like I'll see you later. Didn't invite me

1053
00:44:57,199 --> 00:45:00,039
to the brunch. Fine, whatever goes to the brunch. I

1054
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:01,559
don't hear from her all day. I'm staying with her

1055
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,079
long distance relationship. And it's like eight o'clock now, she's

1056
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:07,519
never returned home from the brunch.

1057
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: Well, you know, she loves the bottomless brunch. That girl

1058
00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:12,760
loves what drink. I'm fresh out of fucking Mimosa's.

1059
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: Still she's still at the brunch.

1060
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,559
Speaker 1: She's still there.

1061
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,519
Speaker 2: She came.

1062
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: The Bottomless Mimosas ended on Sunday. It's Wednesday.

1063
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,199
Speaker 2: She goes, I text her. I was like, Hey, I'm

1064
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,400
gonna go get dinner with my friends if you want

1065
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,599
to come, Like, where are you?

1066
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:35,519
Speaker 1: She's like, I ass up in the Hudson River. She's like,

1067
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,719
I'm ass up in the huts. And she's like, I'm

1068
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,719
floating out a cork from the one from the champagne.

1069
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: She goes, I'm with my friends. I didn't think we

1070
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,320
had plans tonight.

1071
00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm from with the year.

1072
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,599
Speaker 2: I'm staying at your apartment. I'm with you. I should

1073
00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:55,280
have known. I should have been like right then, I

1074
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,320
was with my sister, My fucking rider. My sisters are

1075
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,400
they not best?

1076
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,599
Speaker 1: I only really know Sammy.

1077
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 2: Jackie's the fucking best. She's just married. Yeah, yeah, she's

1078
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,599
just like an adult with like.

1079
00:46:06,519 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: It only had me do one curse. Yeah, she's only

1080
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,960
had me do one on the other.

1081
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: Hand, and Jackie was like, I'm not into this going

1082
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,159
to her place and take your ship and leave. Yeah,

1083
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,639
And we went to her apartment and I was about

1084
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:22,159
to leave and then she called me. I was like,

1085
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,880
I'm sorry, I'm coming back now. And then she and

1086
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,280
I was like Jackie was like, great, here we go again.

1087
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:31,079
She came to the apartment and she was like, what

1088
00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:33,320
do you want to do? Like, you're killing my vibe.

1089
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,239
I think she was like doing coke in this like

1090
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,119
girl's house for like course hours and then was just like,

1091
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,639
why are we hanging out? And I was like, I

1092
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,480
don't know, I don't know.

1093
00:46:43,599 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: You're killing my vibe. It's what she said to you

1094
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,280
on a Sunday night. At night, it was like.

1095
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,119
Speaker 2: It was like a Saturday and I guess she wanted

1096
00:46:50,119 --> 00:46:53,000
to do coke in the afternoon, which like, okay, more

1097
00:46:53,079 --> 00:46:56,760
power to fine, but like just text, send a text

1098
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,840
and I and but it was so much gaslighting that

1099
00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,960
I was like, I guess I'm crazy.

1100
00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have anything you're excited about this year?

1101
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,199
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be a good year.

1102
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,639
I would run it back on twenty twenty five if

1103
00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:08,000
I could.

1104
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five was a really fun year for you

1105
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,440
and you only is that true. No, I had a

1106
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,039
pretty good twenty twenty five. It wasn't bad, but it

1107
00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:20,880
wasn't good twenty five. You had a unbelievable twenty twenty five.

1108
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:22,519
Speaker 2: I fucking slam dunk.

1109
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: You slam dunk. I wish we could talk about the

1110
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,719
things you did, but we can't. And I just would

1111
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,159
say that there's been no more satisfying rebound in the

1112
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:32,280
history of rebounds than what you've been up to.

1113
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 2: We joke that God was looking down on me and said,

1114
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,920
let's just make it funny now. Yeah, let's just have

1115
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,599
fun with it. Yeah yeah, yeah, And we were like,

1116
00:47:40,679 --> 00:47:44,000
let's get weird. Yeah. It was great, and I think

1117
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:45,360
twenty six is going to be very good.

1118
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great because.

1119
00:47:46,639 --> 00:47:48,159
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hang out with people.

1120
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: That suck, Okay, so we're going to stop anything.

1121
00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 2: I honestly, I just want to be single.

1122
00:47:53,639 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1123
00:47:54,199 --> 00:47:56,079
Speaker 2: It's been fun, not even in like a dating way.

1124
00:47:56,119 --> 00:47:57,639
I just like want to do my own thing.

1125
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, which feels good, which is single, which is being single.

1126
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,639
It's just being single.

1127
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I meant like I don't want to like

1128
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,599
aggressively date.

1129
00:48:05,039 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: Well, I'm on the opposite track of that.

1130
00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 2: Why don't we talk about you? That's not you're moving?

1131
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: I know I moved.

1132
00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1133
00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:11,599
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1134
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 2: But have you talked about this on the podcast They're Moving? Yeah?

1135
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 3: I have.

1136
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:15,639
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1137
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: I think I've been so sick of LA for so long,

1138
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,159
and really since post divorce, I've just felt very untethered.

1139
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,559
And I think some of the friendships that I had here,

1140
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:28,280
including ours, made me feel grounded to LA. But then

1141
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,800
you left New York and then you know, I had

1142
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,360
another meaningful friendship obviously dissolve, and like, I just feel

1143
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,840
very untethered here. And I kind of was calling in

1144
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,599
New York for a while, like I was like, I

1145
00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:40,599
think I want to move to New York. And then

1146
00:48:40,639 --> 00:48:42,960
I went there, met a guy there obviously, and we're

1147
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,119
going to go to Palm Beach. But I think I'm

1148
00:48:44,119 --> 00:48:46,000
going to be spending a lot of time in New York. Yeah,

1149
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,360
Sylvan told me I'm going to be spending a lot

1150
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,280
of time in New York.

1151
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,039
Speaker 2: Okay, do they know who Sylvana is Sylvan.

1152
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:52,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone knows Sevan's the guy that saved my dad's life.

1153
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,559
He came to my going away party, by the way,

1154
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:56,880
which was so funny. It's like, you know, just a

1155
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,800
few of my friends and then Silvan just walks in.

1156
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,760
He has like such an essay about him. He's this

1157
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,320
old Jewish man. Yeah, what are those little girls called?

1158
00:49:03,639 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 2: Uh? Talas?

1159
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:05,519
Speaker 1: Talas?

1160
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:07,119
Speaker 2: So I'm excited for you to be in New York

1161
00:49:07,159 --> 00:49:08,719
quite a bit. I feel like you're gonna be in

1162
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,039
New York a lot. We did watch members only the

1163
00:49:11,079 --> 00:49:14,239
Palm Beach reality show to prepare Brittany for taking over

1164
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,079
the Palm Beach scenes. So all of you peebee housewives,

1165
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,119
watch your fucking back. She wanna take your man.

1166
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: She's gonna take your man.

1167
00:49:22,079 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 2: No, it was crazy pom Beaches. Palm Beach is of

1168
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,760
course where Donald Trump hangs out because it's rich people

1169
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,960
that like don't know how to be rich.

1170
00:49:29,679 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: It was so funny. This woman on that shows on

1171
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,159
the show, right, the one on the show was like

1172
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,360
the presenting herself is this huge real estate mobile. She

1173
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,679
has all this money and she's like, well, if this

1174
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,960
doesn't sell, I'm gonna have to liquidate assets, and.

1175
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 2: We're both like, you're not rich, they're like fake rich.

1176
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:46,159
Speaker 1: You're like upside out on your finances. You're in the red.

1177
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 2: It was so weird, yea, so weird.

1178
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: And the fashion sense atrocious. That's where my beauty broker

1179
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:55,360
moves are gonna come in. I'm gonna be like, listen,

1180
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,800
I'm gonna ship you all off.

1181
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 2: You're like Palm Beach, we're doing monotones this year. Yeah,

1182
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:04,679
Palm Beach er mono, monochrome, monochrome. Yeah, you like you're

1183
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,719
gonna need to like whip out some like fu shot

1184
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:07,719
for this town.

1185
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,199
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. It's brutal.

1186
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to Okay, I don't.

1187
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,199
Speaker 1: I can't, Yeah, I can't, But you know I didn't.

1188
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:17,800
What's it called when you flip over? I didn't change

1189
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,159
in La, like I am not going to change in

1190
00:50:20,199 --> 00:50:22,960
Palm Beach. What's assimilate? Assimilate it's a good word. It's

1191
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,920
not the word I was looking slip over. No, but

1192
00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:29,239
you know, like convert, convert, what are you saying? That's

1193
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,039
you're you're along the lines, You're not. You didn't get

1194
00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:33,960
the exactly what I want to slip over me No,

1195
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
but you were right. Yeah, you're right. I didn't do

1196
00:50:37,039 --> 00:50:39,039
in La. I don't think i'll do it there. You know, Yeah,

1197
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,559
you're not going to flip over there. I'm not going

1198
00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:41,159
to flip over.

1199
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:46,159
Speaker 2: Don't flip over. You might roll over. You might be happy.

1200
00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:46,679
Speaker 1: I think I will.

1201
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 2: I told the possibility that you are you going to

1202
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,320
get knocked up? No, you're sure about that? Yeah, I

1203
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:51,920
don't know about that.

1204
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: I have an idea. Why does everyone keep saying that?

1205
00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 2: Did he say it?

1206
00:50:55,599 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 3: Yes?

1207
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 2: He did.

1208
00:50:57,079 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: Pregnant told me that's all he told me in my

1209
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,840
last reading. What I see a baby?

1210
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think you're gonna get pregnant, Like.

1211
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: If you don't use precaution a bit bit. I'm like,

1212
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,719
we don't have time for a bait.

1213
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,119
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna get We don't have time for

1214
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,000
What are you going to be doing in Palm Beach

1215
00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:14,599
other than getting pregnant going to New York. You're gonna

1216
00:51:14,599 --> 00:51:16,280
get pregnant. You have to raise that kid in pump Beach.

1217
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

1218
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:19,079
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.

1219
00:51:19,199 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to be a mom.

1220
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,079
Speaker 2: Well you're as ready as you're ever going to be, said.

1221
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,119
Speaker 3: Every person who became a mom.

1222
00:51:25,639 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 2: No one's ever. Don't you want a baby? You used

1223
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,719
to say you really wanted a baby.

1224
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: I really wanted a baby after my divorce because I really.

1225
00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:35,559
Speaker 2: Wanted a baby from that guy that you would not

1226
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:38,920
stop texting anyway?

1227
00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, should we see see what he's up to. I'm

1228
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,280
not going to do that?

1229
00:51:43,079 --> 00:51:43,599
Speaker 2: What is that?

1230
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: I do?

1231
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: Word of the week Okay, every episode?

1232
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,079
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know, just checking out of the pod

1233
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:49,760
to start reading.

1234
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, you're like, I'm prepared.

1235
00:51:53,039 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm prepared. I have a book. Okay. Do you know

1236
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:01,159
the word all these words that's loquacious?

1237
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 2: Yes, you do, of course?

1238
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,199
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Of courseus aquacious adjective? What is that?

1239
00:52:07,679 --> 00:52:08,239
What does it mean?

1240
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,159
Speaker 2: It means.

1241
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:18,119
Speaker 1: Give me a hint something. We've been doing this whole episode.

1242
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: Just talking on our ass.

1243
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, extremely talkative, someone prone to nervous chatter could be

1244
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,360
said to be loquacious. Look at us, we're both liquations.

1245
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,000
I knew that word though, No you didn't.

1246
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I did give me another one. I basically did.

1247
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,599
Would you have guessed that?

1248
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,639
Speaker 3: Talking as I know?

1249
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:37,639
Speaker 2: But I got a new.

1250
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,159
Speaker 1: Cha chatter Okay, recalcitrant.

1251
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 2: God damn it. I like know all of these halfway recalcitrant, recalcitrant,

1252
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:51,000
c A L C I T R A N T recalcitrant, recalcitrant.

1253
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,119
Speaker 1: It's an adjective.

1254
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 2: What does it mean?

1255
00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:58,119
Speaker 1: Mm hmm someone who doesn't love well, I'm just gonna

1256
00:52:58,119 --> 00:53:00,440
give you the definition resistant to authorities. One who has

1257
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,039
difficulty working under it and superior could be said to

1258
00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:04,880
be calcitrin Did you.

1259
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 2: Actually I've heard the word. I've never used it.

1260
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,039
Speaker 1: Okay, you want one more?

1261
00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 2: I would like one more. Okay. Reconnaissance like getting recon

1262
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:17,440
like retaliating.

1263
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,119
Speaker 1: Reconnaissance now a search of an area made for the

1264
00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:26,639
purpose of gaining information likely to yield military advantage. Reconnaissance

1265
00:53:26,679 --> 00:53:27,719
is borrowed from the front.

1266
00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: So does that mean gather? Can I see it?

1267
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 3: It was what you thought it was, gathering.

1268
00:53:36,159 --> 00:53:42,119
Speaker 1: Gathering, gathering intel.

1269
00:53:40,519 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 2: Okay, retali Yeah, okay, that's kind of what I thought.

1270
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,639
The pilot knew that a reconnaissance mission retaliate.

1271
00:53:45,679 --> 00:53:48,599
Speaker 1: Okay, I was right, Elie, When did you come out?

1272
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,679
Speaker 2: I was half right. I cried uh in on vacation

1273
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,320
in Belize, over breakfast, over a breakfast buffet of my

1274
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:04,400
parents that I might be bisexual in twenty thirteen.

1275
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:07,559
Speaker 1: Oh it took you a while.

1276
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 2: I mean I was twenty Oh okay.

1277
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: Twenty thirteen. What was I doing? That's when I was

1278
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,320
a bisexual.

1279
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: Really, when I was.

1280
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: An active bisexual?

1281
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:18,679
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1282
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,159
Speaker 1: I was hooking up with women who I thought you

1283
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,239
worked up with one woman. I hooked up consistently with

1284
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,320
one woman from like ninth grade until literally when I

1285
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,679
got married twenty seventeen, and we.

1286
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 2: Just kept having sex with her.

1287
00:54:34,079 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we would have to be drunk, like I

1288
00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:38,400
couldn't do it sober. We never hooked up sober, and

1289
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,239
you were eating her out?

1290
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 2: What the fuck? I don't get straight girls. Yeah, why

1291
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,440
were you doing that? Well?

1292
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:47,039
Speaker 1: I started hooking up with her because my parents were

1293
00:54:47,039 --> 00:54:48,639
so strict and won't let us leave the house. But

1294
00:54:48,679 --> 00:54:50,960
we started drinking and we wanted to like hook up,

1295
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,360
hook up, so we started. My first threesome was with

1296
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,079
two girls.

1297
00:54:56,679 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 2: Did you like it?

1298
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,559
Speaker 1: I was so drunk, I don't really remember.

1299
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,519
Speaker 2: Okay, did you ever have sex with her sober?

1300
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:03,639
Speaker 1: No?

1301
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,639
Speaker 2: Do you have any memory of having sex with Oh?

1302
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, lots, but.

1303
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 2: Like fuzzy, No, not really, So you were really drunk.

1304
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: But remember Yeah, I could drink heavily and remember a lot.

1305
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,079
Speaker 2: Is that an alcoholic thing?

1306
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,119
Speaker 1: Yeah? It started. My memory started to go when I

1307
00:55:20,119 --> 00:55:22,480
started doing like coke and molly. When I started mixing

1308
00:55:22,559 --> 00:55:25,440
chemicals with booze, That's when my memory of situations would

1309
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:30,199
leave me. But yeah, I hooked up with her consistently,

1310
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,159
and then I have had like multiple threesomes. I've had

1311
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,800
multiple situations where I got drunk and hooked up with girls.

1312
00:55:37,199 --> 00:55:38,599
Speaker 2: And was it ever romantic with her?

1313
00:55:40,199 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 3: No?

1314
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: We love each other as friends. We still see each

1315
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:43,800
other all the time, but it was never.

1316
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,199
Speaker 2: But you never had like butterflies. No, was it ever

1317
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,480
like are we gonna hook up tonight?

1318
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: No? I only felt that way once about one girl

1319
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:51,000
I went to.

1320
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:51,199
Speaker 3: So.

1321
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to ASU. Did you know this. No,

1322
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,239
my mom stole my college fund so I couldn't go.

1323
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,760
But I went to the orientation at ASU Stone Cold

1324
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,039
So and I saw this girl and I was like,

1325
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:07,280
I love you, Like she was so beautiful and so

1326
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:10,880
like I was like into her, like very very into her,

1327
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,840
And it kind of confused me because I never felt

1328
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,400
that way sober. Yeah, but I've never felt that way

1329
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,320
about a woman sent did you hook up with her?

1330
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:17,679
Speaker 2: No?

1331
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,039
Speaker 1: I I tried. I gave her my number and she

1332
00:56:21,119 --> 00:56:24,239
never texted, So I have no idea what happened to her.

1333
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,679
Speaker 2: Wow, but that really Like, but that didn't rattle you

1334
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:27,880
because you were like okay with it.

1335
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, because also she didn't do anything to you, know.

1336
00:56:31,199 --> 00:56:36,159
Speaker 2: Like you've never had that feeling since, not with a woman. Fascinating. Yeah,

1337
00:56:36,199 --> 00:56:38,320
it's so interesting that you can have all these sexual

1338
00:56:38,639 --> 00:56:41,119
like I hear this obviously from straight women, way more

1339
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:43,360
than I hear it from s treatment if ever obviously,

1340
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,519
but of just like being able to have tons of

1341
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:47,920
sexual experiences with women and you're like, no, I love them,

1342
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,639
they're my friends.

1343
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:53,519
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like really wow, Yeah, I think that means

1344
00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,079
I'm we're both straight.

1345
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 2: I know, but a lot of straight women wouldn't eat

1346
00:56:57,519 --> 00:56:59,039
their friends out.

1347
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 1: Well they're no fun. Well a lot of straight women

1348
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,719
need to try drinking an entire bottle at Jamison, see

1349
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:07,599
what might happen?

1350
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 2: I mean wild? Yeah, So but you when did you

1351
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,199
drop the bisexual label? Because you realize you were writing

1352
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,360
checks you can't cash.

1353
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: And literally, so when I got divorced, I tried on

1354
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,679
the apps to go for women and men too.

1355
00:57:20,639 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 2: Much milk sometimes in these ice coffees. Okay, just saying

1356
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,840
I don't need milk on ice, Okay, continue, good thing.

1357
00:57:27,679 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: We got that up. I when I got divorced, I

1358
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,639
tried dating both and I was talking to these girls

1359
00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:38,519
and it just felt really forced. I was just like,

1360
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,000
I don't think I'm gay.

1361
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you.

1362
00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: And like literally I had this thought of like, what

1363
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,079
am I going to sit there and listen to this

1364
00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:49,719
girl talk about.

1365
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 2: Who God knows what her friend. Girls always want to

1366
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,239
talk about her friends.

1367
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:55,119
Speaker 1: God knows what. Yeah. So I was just like, yeah,

1368
00:57:55,159 --> 00:57:55,760
I don't. I don't.

1369
00:57:56,079 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 2: I don't listen to these bitches.

1370
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I realized I just had the realization.

1371
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,599
I'm like, I'm not it's just a drunk And when

1372
00:58:01,639 --> 00:58:02,800
I was drunk, I eat anything.

1373
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 2: But don't you hate listening to men too? Sometimes I'm like,

1374
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,119
oh my god, this is even worse.

1375
00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: They're both terrible well men, I think communicate.

1376
00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: No.

1377
00:58:14,519 --> 00:58:17,559
Speaker 1: Okay, So what I didn't like in my marriage was like, Chris,

1378
00:58:17,559 --> 00:58:18,440
who I love? Adore?

1379
00:58:18,559 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say. What I didn't like

1380
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:20,760
in my marriage was Chris.

1381
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: What's Chris? Chris? No? He was great, but he has

1382
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,239
these hobbies that he's like super interested in that I

1383
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,440
could not give a fuck about, like cars, southern rap, like,

1384
00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:33,280
but he would like get into these conversations with somebody

1385
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,320
who he should have gotten into with somebody who like

1386
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,320
gave a fuck. Yeah, But I just sit there and

1387
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,400
like dissociate. So that was tough because I thought it

1388
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,719
would end like I thought he would finally like get

1389
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,480
the clue that I didn't like it or care, but

1390
00:58:45,519 --> 00:58:49,920
our whole marriage, he would talk about Southern rap and no,

1391
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,119
I just was like, uh huh uh huh uh.

1392
00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:56,119
Speaker 2: But that's something that happens in straight relationships that I

1393
00:58:56,159 --> 00:58:59,639
don't think happens as much in lesbian religiship what women

1394
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,960
just their men are like off doing something and they're

1395
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,880
like I don't give them. I don't always I usually

1396
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,719
feel that women are clear about they're like I don't

1397
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,239
want to hear that anymore, and oh my god, I'm

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00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,960
so sorry. Okay, yeah, that won't happen again, right, but continue.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it is something it's a page should take out

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00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,320
of your book because it's like I don't want to

1401
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,719
waste my life pretending to care.

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00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,199
Speaker 2: No, no, no, yeah.

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00:59:19,239 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 3: Just like how sometimes girls think I'll fix them, Guys

1404
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:27,360
think maybe Yeah, like a dumb fuckingbrary.

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00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,079
Speaker 2: Wait, so he talking about cars and you were like,

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00:59:30,119 --> 00:59:32,840
I hope this ends, and then you left to get

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00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,480
it to stop.

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00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,039
Speaker 1: And I left the marriage and stopt talking to the cars. No,

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00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:40,400
he's just talking about it divorce. Actually, No, his new

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00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,280
girlfriend he met at the Motoring Club, which is a

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00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,760
car club. She's super into cars and motorcycles. This is perfect, amazing,

1412
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,440
he met who he should be with. Yeah, and she

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00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:51,800
will never be bored of that conversation. So that's great.

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00:59:52,559 --> 00:59:54,519
Speaker 2: Do you find something now with your current boyfriend that

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00:59:54,559 --> 00:59:57,079
you can't stand that he talks about strippers?

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00:59:57,679 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: Strippers? I hate that he asked me to go to

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00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,039
strip clubs all time. No, aside from that, No, he

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01:00:03,119 --> 01:00:07,679
really is just a degenerate gambler, and so gambles gambles

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01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,119
a lot.

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01:00:08,159 --> 01:00:09,159
Speaker 2: You've never told me that.

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01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: Really, it's ninety eight percent of his personnel and what

1422
01:00:13,559 --> 01:00:15,360
sports sports betting.

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01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,599
Speaker 2: Brittany, You've never said that to me. Really, that's why

1424
01:00:20,599 --> 01:00:23,400
he's like cheats and monopoly. Yeah, I know, Oh my god,

1425
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,119
he's an addict.

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01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,119
Speaker 1: He's an addict.

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01:00:25,199 --> 01:00:28,559
Speaker 2: Wait, Brittany, that makes sense. What team does he bet on?

1428
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: It does not matter all. That's how gambling works.

1429
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: Oh, he's just always betting a lot of money.

1430
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: No, it's like twenty bucks, never more than one hundred usually,

1431
01:00:38,519 --> 01:00:39,880
So it's like fine, he has it at.

1432
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,079
Speaker 2: Bay, but he likes it.

1433
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:42,719
Speaker 1: He likes it when he wins it, and then he

1434
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,679
hates it when he doesn't.

1435
01:00:43,719 --> 01:00:44,679
Speaker 2: And you know he's illegal.

1436
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, sport betting.

1437
01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:49,199
Speaker 2: Do you like a bookie app?

1438
01:00:50,199 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: This is how he got into it. He does like

1439
01:00:52,039 --> 01:00:54,719
DraftKings now. But he got started when he was twelve

1440
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,639
because he had a driver and his driver would pick

1441
01:00:57,719 --> 01:00:59,360
him up and would be on the phone with a bookie.

1442
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,480
And then he started gambling with his dad and the driver.

1443
01:01:03,079 --> 01:01:05,199
Speaker 2: That's funny. And then yeah, that's kind of cute.

1444
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: It's funny. And then the but i mean the dad

1445
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:10,360
kind of handicapped him a little bit because if he won,

1446
01:01:10,599 --> 01:01:12,440
he got to keep the winnings, but if he lost,

1447
01:01:12,519 --> 01:01:15,159
it was like whatever. Yeah, but I'm like, that does

1448
01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:17,840
not prepare anyone for the real world at all, where

1449
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,440
when you lose, you fucking lose.

1450
01:01:19,559 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 2: Because the dad was it was the dad's money because

1451
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:21,880
he was twelve.

1452
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,159
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1453
01:01:22,239 --> 01:01:23,079
Speaker 2: Oh, that's adorable.

1454
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really a cute way to start.

1455
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,199
Speaker 2: Ye way, that's how Drew Barrmore started drinking, Yeah, and

1456
01:01:28,239 --> 01:01:29,039
doing cod.

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01:01:29,639 --> 01:01:31,559
Speaker 3: That's what if you're rich, Maybe it is the way

1458
01:01:31,559 --> 01:01:32,639
to prepare for the real world.

1459
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,199
Speaker 1: Maybe that is the way they get to prepare.

1460
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:35,519
Speaker 2: Wow.

1461
01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: Okay, driving in the private car.

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01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:42,199
Speaker 2: As a child, that is really funny. Yeah, okay, Yeah,

1463
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:44,920
some men that do that. I don't. I find that

1464
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,840
a bit strange when men gamble on sports.

1465
01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:52,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like thenation. No, it's a huge red flag

1466
01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:55,760
when I'm a bull and each of men. You don't

1467
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,000
like that age group of men. No, No, I don't either.

1468
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,599
Speaker 3: It might get out of him. Gambled in my early twenties,

1469
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:04,559
and I was so over it by like by like

1470
01:02:04,559 --> 01:02:05,079
twenty five.

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01:02:05,519 --> 01:02:08,119
Speaker 1: Just bed eight dollars on a football fantasy football.

1472
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:12,639
Speaker 3: Okay, fantasy football is different. I pay fifty dollars once.

1473
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 2: You just sent eight hundred dollars two days though.

1474
01:02:15,239 --> 01:02:16,079
Speaker 1: No you want it.

1475
01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:17,719
Speaker 3: I won eight hundred dollars.

1476
01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:19,679
Speaker 2: You've been a few days ago on fantasy football. My

1477
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,079
shut up, shut up exactly. This is what I talking

1478
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:23,679
about with men.

1479
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is literally they lie.

1480
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 2: They lie about everything. I don't know why. You don't

1481
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:33,880
have to lie about they lie. They tell me it's different.

1482
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,440
You don't understand. You don't get me they do this.

1483
01:02:36,559 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: You don't get it. Its fans, don't get it.

1484
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 2: That's not real football. That's fake football. It's not even

1485
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,079
you don't even know what I'm about. I'm like, Mike,

1486
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,360
Yeah right, this is what we can hope he gets

1487
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,559
out of gambling. Who'll go into podcasts? Terrible? The worst

1488
01:02:49,639 --> 01:02:53,719
career path in the history have ever podcasting podcasting men

1489
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:57,920
with podcasts. This guy went from gambling to podcasting.

1490
01:02:58,159 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 3: Podcast collect the money from the people.

1491
01:03:00,199 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: Mike, of course, not oh Mike, say.

1492
01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 2: That, guys, if you want to date Mike, very funny,

1493
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,800
good sense of humor has apparently limited his gambling. Now

1494
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,920
it's only fantasy football. He's available. He's wearing gorgeous Nike

1495
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,559
shoes I love that soft blue the reality and a

1496
01:03:17,639 --> 01:03:20,400
sports jacket and a sports jacket, so he's a catch.

1497
01:03:20,599 --> 01:03:22,960
Mike's up for the taking, and eight hundred dollars in

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01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,360
the green.

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01:03:23,639 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.

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01:03:26,679 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 3: So.

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01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 2: A nice date is on the menu.

1502
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1503
01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 3: Football is the way men talk to the same eight

1504
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,880
people from high school still or else We wouldn't communicate.

1505
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,400
It's like paying fifty dollars to stay in the group

1506
01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:40,360
chat for sixteen weeks a year, and then we don't

1507
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,840
talk to each other for the rest of the entire year.

1508
01:03:43,159 --> 01:03:45,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, so not for me. I don't like anyone from

1509
01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:47,679
high school. Okay, I love you so much. Can you

1510
01:03:47,679 --> 01:03:49,960
tell everyone where they can follow you? Where you're on tour? Everything?

1511
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 2: I am opening for Hannah Burner actually all year, all year,

1512
01:03:55,639 --> 01:03:57,280
well for the rest of the tour. Maybe there's a

1513
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,440
few shows that I'm not doing, but I'll They're on

1514
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,519
my website. I'm at Ali Colbert on everything a L.

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01:04:02,519 --> 01:04:06,480
I Colbert with a K. Please follow me on Instagram

1516
01:04:06,519 --> 01:04:08,559
because it's really the only thing that brings me joy.

1517
01:04:09,239 --> 01:04:11,519
It's that's the only time I feel anything. And if

1518
01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:13,960
you're a married woman, and if you're if you're confused

1519
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,840
about your sexuality, damn me.

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01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: Confusing.

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01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,599
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for you.

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01:04:21,679 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: I love you so much. Okay, bye, My last year