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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let chintaco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>Commute notes, big problems. Ninety five southbound at one ninety two, shutdown, shut.

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<v Speaker 2>Down, nobody now again?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it? Ninety five southbound at one two? Right

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<v Speaker 3>about fifteen minutes left to vote for you say we

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<v Speaker 3>played this morning Sublime. It's the featured band. You go

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<v Speaker 3>to the JR Facebook page. Three songs there, tell us

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<v Speaker 3>which one of the three you'd like us to play

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<v Speaker 3>at nine. We'll do that the one with the most

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<v Speaker 3>votes place yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we randomly spin the wheel of random and

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<v Speaker 2>just pick somebody. Well, we just spin the wheel of random,

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<v Speaker 2>I should say, and we randomly picked somebody to win

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<v Speaker 2>tickets to Metallica.

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<v Speaker 3>How's that? That's perfect? Couldn't have said it better myself?

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<v Speaker 1>J R.

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<v Speaker 3>Our Facebook page. Fifteen minutes check. All right, let's begin

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<v Speaker 3>In Sandy, Utah. Man arrested after police say he intentionally

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<v Speaker 3>crashed a car he recently bought into the storefront of

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<v Speaker 3>the dealership in Sandy. Oh. This is the Lemon Guy Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that would be Timdale Mazda Southtown this past Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it the car places a bunch of them

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<v Speaker 2>put the person's name on it, like that's tim Dale Mazda,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you'll see, you know, insert name here because

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<v Speaker 2>they're the owners of the dealership. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's an ego thing or anyway. I understand if there's

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<v Speaker 2>somebody famous to do it, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty five year old Michael Murray was clearly not thrilled

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<v Speaker 3>with the vehicle. The used vehicle he had bought hours earlier,

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<v Speaker 3>said it immediately started giving him mechanical issues mere hours

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<v Speaker 3>after buying it. Man he went back to the dealership

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<v Speaker 3>in hopes of returning the vehicle, which he called a lemon. However,

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<v Speaker 3>Timdale Mazda Southtown management said they won't take the car

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<v Speaker 3>back because it was sold as is no warranty. I

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<v Speaker 3>always love that red flag when you're have you been

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<v Speaker 3>used car shopping? You see that it's the white piece

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<v Speaker 3>of paper as is no warranty.

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<v Speaker 2>The hours after, give the dog a bump, a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a roll.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the dice with that. Now, granted, that's probably going

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<v Speaker 3>to be reflective in the price that it's a little

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<v Speaker 3>lower than some of the ones that might have a

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<v Speaker 3>little peace of mind that come with the sale. But,

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<v Speaker 3>like you said, hours afterwards, so he goes back and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, sorry, buddy, as is.

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<v Speaker 1>So he.

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<v Speaker 3>Then told them exactly what he was going to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't take it. I'm gonna smash it your window.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is where the stories diverge. The management claims

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<v Speaker 3>that at this point they were like, sit down, we

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<v Speaker 3>can figure this out and find a solution. We don't

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<v Speaker 3>need to be doing that. Hold on, wait, did he

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<v Speaker 3>crash through the store. He's sure as hell did, and

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<v Speaker 3>that then they sat down. No, no, he threatened to

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<v Speaker 3>do it, and they were like, wait, hold on a second,

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<v Speaker 3>we can work this out. And then he's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the guy stormed off, comes back, and I was back

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<v Speaker 3>in the showroom in the car. I have kind of

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<v Speaker 3>always wanted to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You see the car plow through the big glass windows

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<v Speaker 2>into all the other ones. I forget what movie it was,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know we'll get bombarded. But where they take

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<v Speaker 2>the tank right through. Oh I know what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was Roadhouse, don't worry, got texting, I got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember the years ago. The dude who crashed the car

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<v Speaker 3>through the Altamont wall into.

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<v Speaker 2>The didn't he go right in? I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>where they presently confines.

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<v Speaker 3>It was on to the second level and uh drove

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<v Speaker 3>right through the glass stores, down the breezeway and over

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<v Speaker 3>to the overhang, I think. And uh yeah, I totally

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<v Speaker 3>total Blues Brothers deal.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh, as is probably coming from one of those

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<v Speaker 4>restaurants around there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, did you know there's such a thing as

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<v Speaker 3>the Microsoft Excel World Championships?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, hold on, back to back to the lemon. Somebody

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<v Speaker 2>said lemon laws only apply to new vehicles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, yeah, no, I get that. It's this guy though.

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<v Speaker 3>He was referring to the used car as a lemon,

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<v Speaker 3>just basically because they wanted the thing off the lot clearly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was the sucker.

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<v Speaker 2>As soon as it's shaking and rattling down the road,

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<v Speaker 2>they're going sig sucker.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now what there's such a thing as the Microsoft

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<v Speaker 3>Excel World Championships? What they were just held in Vegas?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>You mean like nerd Fest? And we've got a new

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<v Speaker 3>spread spreadsheet king. His name is Michael Jarman from Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he just keeping nice clean spreadsheet. I guess they

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<v Speaker 2>This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He took

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<v Speaker 2>out the three time defending champ, the Annihilator from Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that guy is over there. Oh yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 4>the Annihilator.

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<v Speaker 2>He's three time champ and he's competent.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he flew in from Australia. Dude. I remember this

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<v Speaker 3>was ten years ago or something where I got I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how the task got put on me, but

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<v Speaker 3>it was having to plug in data point into an

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<v Speaker 3>Excel spreadsheet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I screwed up every time.

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<v Speaker 3>And and it was it was it had to do

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<v Speaker 3>with tracking ratings and stuff. And I would sit there

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't do that in this cell, and I

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<v Speaker 3>get these messages and to the point where I guess,

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<v Speaker 3>is the statue of limitations up? This was before we

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<v Speaker 3>lost our jobs, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anything before there, we're good. Now

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<v Speaker 2>we've paid our penance for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just started plugging numbers in wherever it would take

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<v Speaker 3>a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, No one was looking at this. It was

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<v Speaker 3>just one of these you know, controlling exercises that you

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<v Speaker 3>know sometimes it's put on an employee. No one ever

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<v Speaker 3>said a damn thing.

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<v Speaker 2>See if you would have had the Annihilator by the side,

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<v Speaker 2>you would have jumped in and Joe, huh spreadsheet? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you walk in the meetings like? You know when they

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<v Speaker 2>say do you have do they still do that in interview?

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<v Speaker 3>Which do you have word knowledge? Are you so familiar

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<v Speaker 3>with the Microsoft Suite of Application? There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when they asked that this guy's I'd be at

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<v Speaker 2>the annihilator.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I guess you know, if you love your job

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<v Speaker 3>and you're really good at it, you know, why not

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<v Speaker 3>show up at the hyper x arena somebody a packed

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<v Speaker 3>house and show off your your talents.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, look at him.

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<v Speaker 2>Go I can't wait to meet him back at the

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<v Speaker 2>bar and have his children spreadsheet groupies. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>Excel spreadsheet for him. There's a ton of Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a ton of coding in Excel, so so like

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<v Speaker 2>a coding championship. I'm sure still geek fastl right right. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>there's this, Uh somebody said, I happened to see a

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok video of that Excel competition and wouldn't believe the

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<v Speaker 2>size of the crowd watching.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's what I'm saying. That hot towsand said, who hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I know what we can do. What are you doing

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday afternoon? Bob not that did you lose your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Quit trying to get me to go to the Excel

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<v Speaker 2>spread drinking and get us free tickets. Dude, you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>see the annihilator in person.

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<v Speaker 3>Numbers and percentages, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He wears a leather injections, wears a leather jacket with

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<v Speaker 2>a kangaroo on the back.

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<v Speaker 3>The formulas that go into these things, man. That this,

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<v Speaker 3>of course being all said by a couple of bozos

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<v Speaker 3>who were the dudes in class taking this kind of

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<v Speaker 3>stuff going. When am I ever gonna need this in

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<v Speaker 3>real life? In an algebra?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say, excuse empce squid whatever, I'm going surfing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I did, because that's when I took self

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<v Speaker 2>at Valencia, which is no pace exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I made no progress.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day I'd drive out to Valencia, I c you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, W waves are pretty good and Cocoa Beach

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<v Speaker 2>is only that far. Yeah, yeah, I'll do this tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I go the next day, same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, this an Italian bus driver who was fired after

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<v Speaker 3>being caught singing and playing the piano at a wine

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<v Speaker 3>bar while he was supposedly off sick from work, convinced

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<v Speaker 3>a court to get his job back. Run that by

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<v Speaker 3>me again. Italian bus driver got fired because he was

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<v Speaker 3>caught singing and playing the piano in a wine bar

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<v Speaker 3>while he was supposedly off sick from work. Now he

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<v Speaker 3>claimed in front of the court that his off sick

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<v Speaker 3>from work time was due to anxiety and depression, and

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<v Speaker 3>argued successfully. I might add that going the wine bar

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<v Speaker 3>and singing and playing the piano helped with the symptoms

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<v Speaker 3>of his anxiety and depression.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wine really helps both those, maybe the anxiety but

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<v Speaker 2>not the depression.

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<v Speaker 3>Give him his job back.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody texted in this is why I had to repeat

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<v Speaker 2>that because I was reading this text. Car into the

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<v Speaker 2>mall was upper level food court entrance, went down the

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<v Speaker 2>This is from a cop who was with the police,

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<v Speaker 2>went down the escalator quote unquote, God told him to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I wait, I worked for the PD at

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<v Speaker 2>the time. I thank you for what you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Vividly remember the video Fantastic Man, the iHeartRadio app from

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<v Speaker 3>the Bogann's