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Speaker 3: In Sandy, Utah. Man arrested after police say he intentionally
Speaker 3: crashed a car he recently bought into the storefront of
Speaker 3: the dealership in Sandy. Oh. This is the Lemon Guy Yeah,
Speaker 3: that would be Timdale Mazda Southtown this past Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Why is it the car places a bunch of them
Speaker 2: put the person's name on it, like that's tim Dale Mazda,
Speaker 2: and then you'll see, you know, insert name here because
Speaker 2: they're the owners of the dealership. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's an ego thing or anyway. I understand if there's
Speaker 2: somebody famous to do it, you know.
Speaker 3: Thirty five year old Michael Murray was clearly not thrilled
Speaker 3: with the vehicle. The used vehicle he had bought hours earlier,
Speaker 3: said it immediately started giving him mechanical issues mere hours
Speaker 3: after buying it. Man he went back to the dealership
Speaker 3: in hopes of returning the vehicle, which he called a lemon. However,
Speaker 3: Timdale Mazda Southtown management said they won't take the car
Speaker 3: back because it was sold as is no warranty. I
Speaker 3: always love that red flag when you're have you been
Speaker 3: used car shopping? You see that it's the white piece
Speaker 3: of paper as is no warranty.
Speaker 2: The hours after, give the dog a bump, a little
Speaker 2: bit of a roll.
Speaker 3: Of the dice with that. Now, granted, that's probably going
Speaker 3: to be reflective in the price that it's a little
Speaker 3: lower than some of the ones that might have a
Speaker 3: little peace of mind that come with the sale. But,
Speaker 3: like you said, hours afterwards, so he goes back and
Speaker 3: you're like, sorry, buddy, as is.
Speaker 1: So he.
Speaker 3: Then told them exactly what he was going to do.
Speaker 3: You won't take it. I'm gonna smash it your window.
Speaker 3: Now this is where the stories diverge. The management claims
Speaker 3: that at this point they were like, sit down, we
Speaker 3: can figure this out and find a solution. We don't
Speaker 3: need to be doing that. Hold on, wait, did he
Speaker 3: crash through the store. He's sure as hell did, and
Speaker 3: that then they sat down. No, no, he threatened to
Speaker 3: do it, and they were like, wait, hold on a second,
Speaker 3: we can work this out. And then he's like, you know,
Speaker 3: the guy stormed off, comes back, and I was back
Speaker 3: in the showroom in the car. I have kind of
Speaker 3: always wanted to do that.
Speaker 2: You see the car plow through the big glass windows
Speaker 2: into all the other ones. I forget what movie it was,
Speaker 2: and I know we'll get bombarded. But where they take
Speaker 2: the tank right through. Oh I know what it was.
Speaker 2: It was Roadhouse, don't worry, got texting, I got it.
Speaker 3: Remember the years ago. The dude who crashed the car
Speaker 3: through the Altamont wall into.
Speaker 2: The didn't he go right in? I think it was
Speaker 2: where they presently confines.
Speaker 3: It was on to the second level and uh drove
Speaker 3: right through the glass stores, down the breezeway and over
Speaker 3: to the overhang, I think. And uh yeah, I totally
Speaker 3: total Blues Brothers deal.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, as is probably coming from one of those
Speaker 4: restaurants around there.
Speaker 3: You know, did you know there's such a thing as
Speaker 3: the Microsoft Excel World Championships?
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, back to back to the lemon. Somebody
Speaker 2: said lemon laws only apply to new vehicles.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, no, I get that. It's this guy though.
Speaker 3: He was referring to the used car as a lemon,
Speaker 3: just basically because they wanted the thing off the lot clearly. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he was the sucker.
Speaker 2: As soon as it's shaking and rattling down the road,
Speaker 2: they're going sig sucker.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now what there's such a thing as the Microsoft
Speaker 3: Excel World Championships? What they were just held in Vegas?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: You mean like nerd Fest? And we've got a new
Speaker 3: spread spreadsheet king. His name is Michael Jarman from Canada.
Speaker 2: Is he just keeping nice clean spreadsheet. I guess they
Speaker 2: This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He took
Speaker 2: out the three time defending champ, the Annihilator from Australia.
Speaker 4: You know that guy is over there. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 4: the Annihilator.
Speaker 2: He's three time champ and he's competent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he flew in from Australia. Dude. I remember this
Speaker 3: was ten years ago or something where I got I
Speaker 3: don't know how the task got put on me, but
Speaker 3: it was having to plug in data point into an
Speaker 3: Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I screwed up every time.
Speaker 3: And and it was it was it had to do
Speaker 3: with tracking ratings and stuff. And I would sit there
Speaker 3: and I can't do that in this cell, and I
Speaker 3: get these messages and to the point where I guess,
Speaker 3: is the statue of limitations up? This was before we
Speaker 3: lost our jobs, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anything before there, we're good. Now
Speaker 2: we've paid our penance for that.
Speaker 3: I just started plugging numbers in wherever it would take
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 2: Seriously.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No one was looking at this. It was
Speaker 3: just one of these you know, controlling exercises that you
Speaker 3: know sometimes it's put on an employee. No one ever
Speaker 3: said a damn thing.
Speaker 2: See if you would have had the Annihilator by the side,
Speaker 2: you would have jumped in and Joe, huh spreadsheet? Do
Speaker 2: you walk in the meetings like? You know when they
Speaker 2: say do you have do they still do that in interview?
Speaker 3: Which do you have word knowledge? Are you so familiar
Speaker 3: with the Microsoft Suite of Application? There you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they asked that this guy's I'd be at
Speaker 2: the annihilator.
Speaker 3: Hey, I guess you know, if you love your job
Speaker 3: and you're really good at it, you know, why not
Speaker 3: show up at the hyper x arena somebody a packed
Speaker 3: house and show off your your talents.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, look at him.
Speaker 2: Go I can't wait to meet him back at the
Speaker 2: bar and have his children spreadsheet groupies. I'm going to
Speaker 2: Excel spreadsheet for him. There's a ton of Somebody said,
Speaker 2: there's a ton of coding in Excel, so so like
Speaker 2: a coding championship. I'm sure still geek fastl right right. Finally,
Speaker 2: there's this, Uh somebody said, I happened to see a
Speaker 2: TikTok video of that Excel competition and wouldn't believe the
Speaker 2: size of the crowd watching.
Speaker 3: Right, that's what I'm saying. That hot towsand said, who hey,
Speaker 3: I know what we can do. What are you doing
Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon? Bob not that did you lose your mind?
Speaker 2: Quit trying to get me to go to the Excel
Speaker 2: spread drinking and get us free tickets. Dude, you gotta
Speaker 2: see the annihilator in person.
Speaker 3: Numbers and percentages, and.
Speaker 2: He wears a leather injections, wears a leather jacket with
Speaker 2: a kangaroo on the back.
Speaker 3: The formulas that go into these things, man. That this,
Speaker 3: of course being all said by a couple of bozos
Speaker 3: who were the dudes in class taking this kind of
Speaker 3: stuff going. When am I ever gonna need this in
Speaker 3: real life? In an algebra?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say, excuse empce squid whatever, I'm going surfing.
Speaker 2: That's what I did, because that's when I took self
Speaker 2: at Valencia, which is no pace exactly.
Speaker 3: I made no progress.
Speaker 2: Every day I'd drive out to Valencia, I c you
Speaker 2: know what, W waves are pretty good and Cocoa Beach
Speaker 2: is only that far. Yeah, yeah, I'll do this tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Then I go the next day, same thing.
Speaker 3: Finally, this an Italian bus driver who was fired after
Speaker 3: being caught singing and playing the piano at a wine
Speaker 3: bar while he was supposedly off sick from work, convinced
Speaker 3: a court to get his job back. Run that by
Speaker 3: me again. Italian bus driver got fired because he was
Speaker 3: caught singing and playing the piano in a wine bar
Speaker 3: while he was supposedly off sick from work. Now he
Speaker 3: claimed in front of the court that his off sick
Speaker 3: from work time was due to anxiety and depression, and
Speaker 3: argued successfully. I might add that going the wine bar
Speaker 3: and singing and playing the piano helped with the symptoms
Speaker 3: of his anxiety and depression.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wine really helps both those, maybe the anxiety but
Speaker 2: not the depression.
Speaker 3: Give him his job back.
Speaker 2: Somebody texted in this is why I had to repeat
Speaker 2: that because I was reading this text. Car into the
Speaker 2: mall was upper level food court entrance, went down the
Speaker 2: This is from a cop who was with the police,
Speaker 2: went down the escalator quote unquote, God told him to
Speaker 2: do it. I wait, I worked for the PD at
Speaker 2: the time. I thank you for what you did.
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