Speaker 1: The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The
Speaker 1: makers of Johnson's Wax for Homeland Industry present Bibber, McGee
Speaker 1: and Malley, written by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie, with
Speaker 1: music by the Kingsman named Billy Mills Orchestra. When a
Speaker 1: dog bites a man, it's no new. But when a
Speaker 1: woman gets mad enough to buy a dog for running
Speaker 1: across the kitchen floor every day with his muddy feet,
Speaker 1: there's only one answer. Johnson's self polishing glow coat to
Speaker 1: protect the linoleum and keep it clean and beautiful. Floors
Speaker 1: that are protected with blowcoat are easy to keep clean,
Speaker 1: the pup's muddy footprints are easily removed, Spilled things that
Speaker 1: quickly wiped up with a damp cloth. The regular use
Speaker 1: of glow coat makes linoleum lassics to ten times longer,
Speaker 1: besides saving you so much work. Glow coat, as you know,
Speaker 1: is self polishing. It needs no rubbing or buffing, dries
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes to a beautiful sparkling polish for old
Speaker 1: or new linoleum. There's really nothing so helpful as Johnson's
Speaker 1: self polishing glow coat. The dangerous age and the man
Speaker 1: is when he wants to start fixing things around the house.
Speaker 2: And the house we have in mind is that.
Speaker 1: Seventy nine wistful vista the residents of Fiber, McGhee and Malay.
Speaker 3: Now, let me see what can I work on first? Oh,
Speaker 3: I know, I'll go up on the roof and put
Speaker 3: up a new area.
Speaker 4: Oh fine, well, what's the matter with that?
Speaker 3: We need one. We don't fix that area, we might
Speaker 3: as well give up hope, say nothing, Aluma Avenue and Gildersleeve.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a wonderful idea, dearie. But why do you
Speaker 5: let it go for three years and then do it
Speaker 5: on a day when the roof is a solid sheet
Speaker 5: of ice?
Speaker 3: How do you know the roof is? I see you've
Speaker 3: been up there.
Speaker 4: No, but I walked to the market this morning. I
Speaker 4: walked to the market.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I did more fancy skating on my goloshes
Speaker 5: for free than Sonya Henny ever did for ten thousand
Speaker 5: a week.
Speaker 3: Now, chucks, f I can't work on the area. Oh,
Speaker 3: I know, I'll fix that loose board on the back step.
Speaker 5: I fixed that two weeks toge you did. I had
Speaker 5: to before Beulah caught pneumonia.
Speaker 3: Well that's how can anybody catch pneumonia from a wopley
Speaker 3: step by.
Speaker 5: Doing a nose dive into a basket of wet laundry
Speaker 5: once a week?
Speaker 3: Poor Bulah, you know I gotta do something. I just
Speaker 3: can't sit around. I got too much pent uff energy. Today,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I'll put a new paint in
Speaker 3: the basement window.
Speaker 4: Which basement window one.
Speaker 3: I busted last week when the handle threw off the
Speaker 3: hammer I was using the hammer. The hammer handleback on
Speaker 3: the other hammer.
Speaker 5: The man put a new glass in that window day
Speaker 5: before yesterday.
Speaker 3: Sweetheart, did he leave any putty land around? Well if
Speaker 3: he did, I can fix that hole in the plaster
Speaker 3: in the hall that I made when I was showing
Speaker 3: Doc Gamble how to swing a brassy.
Speaker 4: That also has been repaired.
Speaker 5: Look McGee, if you're a full of pep and vitality,
Speaker 5: why don't oh, I know, tune the piano.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to tune a piano. Help me take
Speaker 3: the top off the piano.
Speaker 5: Mountain, Oh meghee, Now please, you're always wanting to tune
Speaker 5: the piano and you don't know anything about tuning a piano.
Speaker 6: What's the matter?
Speaker 3: Don't you want me to do anything? You want me
Speaker 3: to just lay around the house like a bum.
Speaker 4: Did you ever tune a piano?
Speaker 3: Oh, but I've watched guys do it. It's a cinch.
Speaker 3: Just take the top off the piano. See then you
Speaker 3: turn a wrench on them little knobs. Why do you
Speaker 3: tap on one key over and over and over and over. Yes,
Speaker 3: And when everybody rushes out of the house to get
Speaker 3: away from the noise, you put the top back on
Speaker 3: the piano and look around for the cigars.
Speaker 4: Listen, you better stick to the mandolin, dearie.
Speaker 5: You couldn't stay on pitch shinneying up a pine tree?
Speaker 3: Well, dog gun, and I gotta have an outlet for
Speaker 3: all this energy. I got a urge to do something constructive.
Speaker 3: I want to build something for somebody.
Speaker 4: Sit down and build yourself a lap Here. Here's a
Speaker 4: book of crossword puzzles you can work on. Thos.
Speaker 3: Oh, sir, I'm too restless. I feel like I want
Speaker 3: hey I Oh no, I can do that later. But
Speaker 3: take down the Christmas tree.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 5: Don't be hasty about that McGear. It's only the twenty
Speaker 5: thirty January. We can tie some cherries on it. And
Speaker 5: throw a Washington's birthday party.
Speaker 3: Well, isn't there anything I can fix her? A built
Speaker 3: for anybody around here? I want to do something.
Speaker 4: I can't think of anything, dearie.
Speaker 5: Maybe Bulah needs something done, or Beulah Beulah.
Speaker 4: Somebody ball for Beulah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bully, you got anything needs fixing?
Speaker 6: Yes? I still have my crystal needs a new wristwatch?
Speaker 4: You mean your wristwatch needs a new crystal Buler.
Speaker 8: No, man, I dropped it into snow this morning, mamit,
Speaker 8: and all I could find of.
Speaker 3: It was the crystal. My guysh that's too bad, Bulah.
Speaker 3: Was it valuable?
Speaker 4: Nosey's not awful?
Speaker 6: Valuable anyway?
Speaker 9: It had a scripting ngrooved on the back of it
Speaker 9: to say present it to Wilburt on the trick for
Speaker 9: twenty five years faithful savi us in the employer of
Speaker 9: the Whisperful Vista Safer's line.
Speaker 5: Wilbury probably had the hocket to pay the rental on
Speaker 5: the TUXI. We were at the banquet where they presented
Speaker 5: the watch.
Speaker 3: Do it, Mack? Where'd you get it? Bulah from mister
Speaker 3: Wilbert on the trick?
Speaker 4: Sir didn't he like it. Bulah, No, ma'am, he said, Bulah.
Speaker 8: He says, you keep this here TikTok to remind you
Speaker 8: never to work for no public futil did twenty five years,
Speaker 8: he said.
Speaker 6: When you get to that age, they's liable to.
Speaker 4: Close up the works and lay off the hands.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I was just wondering if there was any
Speaker 3: odd jobs around the house I could do. Bulah, I'm
Speaker 3: full of energy today, got a lot of pep muscles
Speaker 3: are jumping around like a bag full of frog.
Speaker 4: You got something for him to spend all that ambition
Speaker 4: on Bula. Well, let me think, ma'am, you had any
Speaker 4: spills fixing washing machines?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Have I had any experience with him?
Speaker 3: I invented one, the McGee modern mangle with the building
Speaker 3: hanger upper.
Speaker 4: With the building hanger upper.
Speaker 3: I designed a washer that washed clothes, wrung them out
Speaker 3: and strung them on a line. Had a gadget that
Speaker 3: fed a clothes line into one side of it. Then
Speaker 3: it pinned the clothes on the line and feed it
Speaker 3: off the other side through the window and out into
Speaker 3: the backyard.
Speaker 8: Well, for goodness sake, miss mcgine, that she'll sound like
Speaker 8: a oneter fly deal thing like that. It she'll make
Speaker 8: a monkey out of Monday.
Speaker 4: Whatever became of this brandchild McGee.
Speaker 3: I'm still working on it, designing a time clock attachment
Speaker 3: that'll bring the clothes back in after eight hours and
Speaker 3: iron them.
Speaker 4: You gonna saw buttons back on Tuesday?
Speaker 3: Well, natch, natch.
Speaker 5: What's the matter with the washing machine builder?
Speaker 6: Bad manners mostly, ma'am?
Speaker 4: Bad manners, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6: Every time you take the top off to look in
Speaker 6: and slap you.
Speaker 3: With a wedge shake, Well, it can't be blamed for that, Beulah.
Speaker 3: That's the only way a washing machine can wave its arms.
Speaker 4: And why should a washing machine wave its arms?
Speaker 3: Mister bone, Well, my gosh, if you'd been frozen as
Speaker 3: long as washing machines have, you'd be pretty cold yourself.
Speaker 2: It'd been frozen.
Speaker 4: Lack of frozen.
Speaker 6: Love that man, And I'll fix a muscle.
Speaker 2: Hell a hell from the orchest.
Speaker 10: Dry on Broadway Rhythm ex.
Speaker 2: Six six.
Speaker 3: I might build a bookcase, and oh we got a bookcase.
Speaker 3: I might tear out one wall of the dining room
Speaker 3: and build in and build in china cabinet. Oh I'm
Speaker 3: not china. I let's see. I might be to SATs.
Speaker 5: Darry, stop pacing up and down. You got me as
Speaker 5: nervous as a twenty mule team with a Republican driver.
Speaker 3: I can't help it, Molly, I got too much energy today.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of something constructive to do.
Speaker 4: Why don't you clean out the hall closet?
Speaker 3: I can't. Why my mandolin's got a busted G string?
Speaker 4: Well, what's that got to do with it?
Speaker 3: Everything? Whenever I clean out that hall closet, I come
Speaker 3: across my mandolin. Yeah, naturally, I said, down in a
Speaker 3: few minutes and tear off a few selections. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: pretty red Wing and rock Manonoff's preload sounds awful with
Speaker 3: no G string? Did you ever hear rock Maninoff's prayload
Speaker 3: without a Well, I'm praid that's not a proper question.
Speaker 4: I'm prayed you're right. Look, why don't you go shovel
Speaker 4: of so off?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 11: Hello Ella, Hello, miss is McGee, Hello mister McGee.
Speaker 3: Oh hi Alice, Hey, you got any odd jobs of
Speaker 3: work you need, Dune Kid. Something requiring superhuman energy, a
Speaker 3: keen intelligence.
Speaker 5: And a mass a muscle, such as sharpening a pencil, alice,
Speaker 5: or winding a cloth well.
Speaker 11: I can't think of a thing, mister McGhee, unless you
Speaker 11: want to put a hook on the inside of my
Speaker 11: bathroom door to hang a bathroobe on.
Speaker 5: Why McGee, you promised to do that a year ago.
Speaker 5: I never noticed that he hadn't done.
Speaker 3: At Alice completely slipped my mind, girls, completely, Where do
Speaker 3: you hang your bathroobe?
Speaker 11: Now, Alice, on the door knob, but it drags on
Speaker 11: the floor that way.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can fix that easy enough. Bring
Speaker 3: me your bathrobe and a pair of scissors. See the
Speaker 3: door knobs about thirty six inches from the floor. I'll
Speaker 3: cut thirty seven inches off your open it'll hang an
Speaker 3: inch clear. I don't know why you women can't think
Speaker 3: of these things. It just takes a little imagination. Huh.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't it be simpler just to lorder the bathroom floor
Speaker 5: about three feet?
Speaker 11: Oh no, missus McGee. If the floor was lowered three feet,
Speaker 11: the court of the ceiling light would be too high
Speaker 11: to reach.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes that's true, Alice. Of course you could carry
Speaker 3: a flashlight, but it's awful hard to get batteries.
Speaker 11: See, I'm sorry, it'd be so much trouble, mister mcga
Speaker 11: Oh not at all, Alice.
Speaker 3: Not at all happy to do anything to make you comfortable. Here.
Speaker 3: How's that north window of yours? Since I fixed it?
Speaker 3: Have any more trouble getting it over?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 11: Not a bit, mister McGee. That's nice, But now I
Speaker 11: can't get it closed.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe i'd.
Speaker 11: Better put that hook on the bathroom door myself.
Speaker 4: Unless now I'll do it, Alice, don't you worry about
Speaker 4: it now?
Speaker 3: Anyway? That isn't the kind of a trivial little job
Speaker 3: I'm looking for right now. I want to do something big, constructive,
Speaker 3: something that will last.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 11: Why don't you bake a cake, mister McGee? The other
Speaker 11: one you made lasted for weeks.
Speaker 4: He wants to do something muscular, Alice, Oh, I have
Speaker 4: just the thing. Are you strong in the shoulders and arms?
Speaker 4: Mister McGee?
Speaker 3: Why, Alice, what have you got the calls for? Simple
Speaker 3: brute force, pure peasant strength?
Speaker 11: My fountain pen, I can't get the cap off.
Speaker 3: All right, up and get it, man, that's child's play.
Speaker 3: But I needed something to work off this excess energy.
Speaker 3: I feel so strong I fight myself. Really, why I
Speaker 3: slapped myself silly? Just putting shaving lotion on my face
Speaker 3: this morning?
Speaker 4: Well, until a.
Speaker 5: Sudden surge of physical strength fades away. Pet, you'd better
Speaker 5: open doors and things with your left hand.
Speaker 3: Oh that's no solution, kiddo. I'm just as powerful with
Speaker 3: either hand. Matter of fact, I'm thinking of writing a
Speaker 3: book about that and titled what Forever Amber Dexter's.
Speaker 2: You get it?
Speaker 3: Amber Dexterous, the pund and ball He's funny McGee. No.
Speaker 3: I liked it because it was topical, a topic of
Speaker 3: Josephs always high for. Hello, mister Wilcox, Hi a junior.
Speaker 3: Feel my muscle, Feel my muscle, my biceps? Ain't that marvelous?
Speaker 3: Just developed this morning?
Speaker 5: It isn't quite so impressive when he hasn't got his
Speaker 5: shirt sleeves rolled up under his coat, mister Wilcox, what.
Speaker 2: Have you been doing? Pl signing up for a course
Speaker 2: of training with Charles Atlas.
Speaker 3: No, just reached the peak of physical perfection. Waxy muscles,
Speaker 3: toned up eyes, clear as a bell, complexion, ruddy hair,
Speaker 3: full of electricity, tell.
Speaker 4: Me full of wheatcakes.
Speaker 2: Well, personally I always feel that way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, why compared to me, junior, you're a weekly
Speaker 3: You're big and fibby. I'm the wiry.
Speaker 4: Type wiry and well insulated.
Speaker 2: Well, now that you've got it, what are you going
Speaker 2: to do with it?
Speaker 3: Trying to find a job of work that'll work off
Speaker 3: a little energy Jr. All the odd jobs around here
Speaker 3: are too trivial to monkey with. I got to use
Speaker 3: my muscles on something construc. Hey, you know how the
Speaker 3: Indian wrestle? Yes, well, I'll Indian wrestle you for fifty cents.
Speaker 2: Right here, Molly, here's my point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait a minute, boys, leave us. Not have no
Speaker 4: assault and battery.
Speaker 3: This is ah Indian wrestling. Ain't violin, Molly, just a
Speaker 3: matter of balance and psychology. You ready, Junior?
Speaker 2: Go hell yop?
Speaker 5: Oh my dumness, Niakie, how did you do that? How
Speaker 5: you hurt mister Wilcox?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I hope I didn't bust his arm. I
Speaker 3: don't know my own strength today. Get up, Junior, here,
Speaker 3: let me help you up.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, it's beautiful?
Speaker 4: What onr? What's beautiful this floor?
Speaker 2: What have you got on it? Johnson's wax?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Yes, but why it's magnificent. See how the Johnson's wax
Speaker 1: brings out the beauty of the wood. Feel that protective
Speaker 1: film that seals the pores of the wood against dust
Speaker 1: and dampness.
Speaker 3: Imagine that guy four f fifty cents and let you
Speaker 3: half kill him just to work in that plug for
Speaker 3: Johnson Junior. I'm a maid's.
Speaker 2: Glad to meet you.
Speaker 1: I'm Wilcox. I represent sc Johnson. Yes, we know, makers
Speaker 1: of the finest protective waxes that money can buy. Johnson's
Speaker 1: wax is the favorite of housekeepers all over the world
Speaker 1: because it makes housework so.
Speaker 7: Easy up off the floor, keeps the loams.
Speaker 1: Of clean and sparkling, protects wood, leather and enamel surfaces against.
Speaker 3: Carlow snap out of it. It's us Fiver and Molly say.
Speaker 4: He must have stunned himself when he fell.
Speaker 3: Mister Wilcox, where am I? You're in Racine, Wisconsin?
Speaker 1: I am gee. I better tell the sales manager I'm here. Look,
Speaker 1: if you ever get to Wistful Vista, folks, look me up.
Speaker 5: All for goodness sakes, did you throw him down that
Speaker 5: hard McGee?
Speaker 3: Nah, he was faking, that big lunkhead. Let me throw
Speaker 3: him on purpose. Where's his fifty cents?
Speaker 4: Well, he mindedly took it out of my hand when he.
Speaker 3: Left, absent mindedly my classical.
Speaker 2: Not sharp.
Speaker 4: You'd never look coming in well, my goodness, doctor.
Speaker 7: Gammon, Hello, Molly, Hello, migraine, migraine.
Speaker 2: Yes, you go against it.
Speaker 4: You better go easy with him. Doctor.
Speaker 5: He's as full of pepper as a Mexican blue plate.
Speaker 5: He wrestled mister Wilcox and threw him clear to Recine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 7: He ought to be in condition. Every time he gets
Speaker 7: out of a chair. He wins a weightlifting contest. Careful
Speaker 7: air bone bender. Don't twit me today. I'm just in
Speaker 7: the mood to give you the old one too.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 7: Two is right, sonny. One pass at me and you
Speaker 7: spend two weeks in the fracture ward? What goes with
Speaker 7: you anyway? How'd you get so healthy all of a sudden?
Speaker 4: Well, he simply woke up with a vest full of chest.
Speaker 3: Doctor, terrific energy today, Doc, old heart's got a beat
Speaker 3: like a slap base.
Speaker 2: Take off your shirt.
Speaker 3: Nah, there you go again, take off your shirt. Can't
Speaker 3: take a person's word for feeling good. And unless you
Speaker 3: drag out the old stethoscope and have yourself an organ.
Speaker 4: Recital, he's all right, doctor, Have any days? Can a
Speaker 4: man feel full of good? Cheer and ambition? Without being sick.
Speaker 3: Not this little man.
Speaker 7: Anytime that's hour Puss turned sweet Ie reached for the
Speaker 7: fever chart.
Speaker 3: Well, don't worry your old fat head about me, quack Jack.
Speaker 3: Trouble with you is you can't stand seeing anybody feeling healthy.
Speaker 3: For you, A full bottle of pills means an empty day.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't go so far as to say that McGee.
Speaker 5: The doctor never treated you for anything you didn't have.
Speaker 7: I treated him for forty dollars once, and he didn't
Speaker 7: have that for about ten months.
Speaker 3: And I still think you overcharged me on that too.
Speaker 3: My gosh, forty bucks. I only had that pneumonia on lung.
Speaker 4: And what a.
Speaker 2: Wonderful patient you were too.
Speaker 7: The whole staff at the hospital hated to see you
Speaker 7: leave when.
Speaker 4: You did, did they really, doctor, Yes.
Speaker 7: They wanted to toss him out on his gluteus maximus
Speaker 7: ten days sooner.
Speaker 2: I look muscle bound.
Speaker 7: Just what are you planning to do to work off
Speaker 7: this magnificent burst of vitality.
Speaker 3: I don't know, kid, been trying to find some job
Speaker 3: around here that really be constructive. I'm in the mood
Speaker 3: to build something, to try and well, something that would Hey,
Speaker 3: did I ever show you the plans I drew up
Speaker 3: for a jet propelled bicycle.
Speaker 4: You never even showed me.
Speaker 2: Mege, where are they?
Speaker 3: Why they're right here in the hall clock.
Speaker 7: Well there's the job you've been looking for a lemonhead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to straighten out that closet. These days.
Speaker 2: The King's Men and the Oceania role.
Speaker 7: Back in nineteen eleven, Vodeville was in its heaven.
Speaker 2: Everyone was doing it, doing it, doing it.
Speaker 12: Everyone was remorless, and gay comedians and banking pants were
Speaker 12: followed by precision dancers.
Speaker 6: Then upon the stage had a slightly smaller.
Speaker 13: Way happy the quarty.
Speaker 2: And in a star you can't.
Speaker 6: Forget they all Man.
Speaker 13: Of Fancy's the way Meli a car was.
Speaker 3: A musical line on the Cruise of Alabama.
Speaker 6: He was there on the Piana and.
Speaker 4: I a face down in the sea.
Speaker 12: When he rattled on the Mellooney. Every sailor boy began
Speaker 12: the hollow ship behind with billy cut loose fantasy.
Speaker 2: You want to see it.
Speaker 3: Every worm begins the Tristan's worm.
Speaker 2: The ship against the dipper does a course roof turn.
Speaker 2: The smoke is rolling black from out the smoky stack.
Speaker 2: It's floating up to helm and old come back here
Speaker 2: and there you'll see a stool, lamp chair and slipping
Speaker 2: around the cabin shopping.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: And then the bell begins to ring, and then the
Speaker 2: hammock charts are swinging.
Speaker 12: Sitting at the piano there on the Alabama plane, the
Speaker 12: Olceana roll go when the belvey begins to ring, When
Speaker 12: the hammock begins.
Speaker 6: To swing, you met a man the dry There goes Billy.
Speaker 4: Sail, a blly.
Speaker 3: Boy is the real McCoy.
Speaker 6: The ship gozop woop, whoop with joy.
Speaker 12: Thereupon the Alabama sitting and let the old Dana knocking
Speaker 12: out a rage rhythm.
Speaker 6: Everybody dansing with the rolling on the mighty ocean, with
Speaker 6: the gay and.
Speaker 3: Easy emotion he plays that.
Speaker 4: McGee, did you straighten out the hall closet?
Speaker 3: No? I just kicked the stuff back in. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to waste all this energy on a simple job
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 5: Well, while you dream up something constructive to batter your
Speaker 5: biceps again, style upstairs and do some ndy.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you hear me scream, just ignore it. There's
Speaker 4: a hole in my thimble.
Speaker 3: Ah, there goes a good kid. There is another wife
Speaker 3: in the world that had put up with me, even
Speaker 3: if it was legal. Way she goes along with my
Speaker 3: little moods is one of the most come in come
Speaker 3: in high mister, Oh oh there teeny to what do
Speaker 3: we owe the pleasure of this visit to our humble.
Speaker 4: Abode, hutch and abode mischief m and abode.
Speaker 2: Is a house.
Speaker 3: Sis, we call it that because it's a boat half
Speaker 3: paid for. That's a joke.
Speaker 4: It was a pun.
Speaker 3: I ret you a pun? So what you one of
Speaker 3: them high brows that snares at a pun because you
Speaker 3: didn't think of it yourself.
Speaker 4: No, but my daddy says, the pun is the lowest
Speaker 4: form of humor.
Speaker 3: Oh he does. He's probably one of them guys that
Speaker 3: thinks of hot foot. Is a priceless bit of wit.
Speaker 3: But you didn't answer my questions, Sis, why aren't you
Speaker 3: in school?
Speaker 4: Oh? School's closed? Uncommon epidermist of me, saus, I've ret you.
Speaker 3: Not epidermisist, epidemic, epidermicist skin.
Speaker 4: Where do you think you get the meesos.
Speaker 3: Mischief, touche i says. Touchet says that's a Spanish meaning
Speaker 3: you got me? Val, Why aren't you out playing? It's
Speaker 3: a wonderful day.
Speaker 4: Well, James Jr. I couldn't find any of the kids,
Speaker 4: and the playground stuff is all put away for the winter,
Speaker 4: And I guess I didn't want to go see anybody
Speaker 4: in particular, so I came to see you.
Speaker 3: Well that's a very fun. Hey, you say the playground
Speaker 3: stuff is all put away for the winter. You like
Speaker 3: to play on trap pieces and swings and turning poles
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 4: Gee, I love it, mister. In the winter, you can't
Speaker 4: see this.
Speaker 3: I think you were sent here by providence.
Speaker 4: I was not a bit. It was my own idea.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're the answer I've been looking for. You
Speaker 3: got a big basement.
Speaker 4: No, but my daddy says, when I get to be
Speaker 4: middle age down there?
Speaker 3: No No, I mean in your house. You got room
Speaker 3: in your basement for some playground stuff.
Speaker 4: Gee, sure we have, I bet you.
Speaker 2: But what this?
Speaker 3: How would you like it if I built you a
Speaker 3: trapeze and a swing and a turning pole and some
Speaker 3: stuff riding your own base?
Speaker 4: Oh g mister, that would be super crime. And when
Speaker 4: you gonna do it, mister, right now.
Speaker 3: Stand by it. While I gathered up a load of tools. Huh,
Speaker 3: let's see now, I'll need a hammer.
Speaker 4: And oh, why you're a Danny cart new mister? Is
Speaker 4: that a rip saw?
Speaker 7: Any?
Speaker 3: This is a cross cut sauce? What made you think
Speaker 3: it was a rip sauce?
Speaker 4: Honey, County, you ripped your pants in for a place.
Speaker 3: You can't do this stuff with out a few mishapsys. Now,
Speaker 3: let's see better. Put this brace right here. One more
Speaker 3: brace on this swing, it'll be all finish this Yeah, better,
Speaker 3: three hours work I never did my life.
Speaker 4: You were just wonderful to do it. Mister. I take
Speaker 4: back everything my daddy ever said about you.
Speaker 3: Yes, believe me, these things are built in here to stay.
Speaker 3: You couldn't drag him out of here with a bulldozer. Oh,
Speaker 3: let's see.
Speaker 4: Same, mischief. Look it. Look what I can do? Uh huh,
Speaker 4: Look me, I can hang by my knee.
Speaker 3: That's very good.
Speaker 2: Sis.
Speaker 3: I had a disantrilty once that learned to hang by
Speaker 3: his neck for no for stealing a horse. A Ah,
Speaker 3: there you are, teeny, it's all finished. You now got
Speaker 3: a set of athletic equipment that ought to last you
Speaker 3: to you're eighty two.
Speaker 4: Oh gee, thanks say so much, mischief. Why are you
Speaker 4: so nice to me?
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