Speaker 1: I'll start to you to present off the bench with
Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, off the bench.
Speaker 1: With Jacob Hester and Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Fitch.
Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Oh head and y'all welcome back.
Speaker 3: Go.
Speaker 4: Tb Rivers is accusing us of making too much.
Speaker 2: Of Bower's accent, even.
Speaker 5: As far as to say that I have a more
country accent than Bower.
Speaker 2: Sharp. Yeah, absolutely said that, so.
Speaker 4: So I would say this. I don't know if it's
more or less. I think the bigger part of it
is just that Bower's got a different country accent, right,
He's got that.
Speaker 2: Where's he from you?
Speaker 5: He said, dothan oath in Alabama. Oath in Alabama.
Speaker 4: It's just a little different, but he's It's it was just,
you know, it's it's fun hearing the person talk for
the first time, and I.
Speaker 2: Think I'm country.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: It's not the most extreme accent.
Speaker 5: Before get a couple of pops in, but it well, no,
I mean I just don't hear it. Uh where to
mister Sharp. You don't hear your accent compared to mister Sharp? Okay,
I mean I do think I think I think you
also have a country accent.
Speaker 6: I do think the biggest country accent, not like country customer.
I don't think it's Alabama bad. But yeah, I think
you gotta think you get a country action.
Speaker 4: P No, no, no, I mean no, that's paint is
pure three one eight that is pure everyone I've known
whatever the end of inches.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I mean look, yeah, no Bower it was.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like uh we I was doing uh in
a bit over the top with the boom Hower stuff.
But it but it's a different country accent that that
that Alabama one is. It's different than three one eight.
It's different than uh River Stark full accent. It's a
bit different than Taylor.
Speaker 2: You disagree. I don't think what has an accent at all?
Speaker 7: What now again, I don't. I don't talk to her
like you hear that side of work. But I just
I've never picked up on an accent. I guess, look,
maybe I just know.
Speaker 2: About the people.
Speaker 5: I don't really think she does either.
Speaker 2: I just I don't think she has an accent at all.
I think y'all all grew up around too many country accents.
Maybe maybe that's it.
Speaker 5: Like I think the real question that and we need
to be asking, is why the guy from Texas doesn't
have an accent?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is that? Matt?
Speaker 4: Huh, Matt Flynn, welcome in flestering. Drink my head dot com.
Drink my head dot com.
Speaker 2: Do I not have any I don't really think you do.
Speaker 6: I've always said when I get a couple of pops in,
or other people always said I get a couple of pops,
and I kind of get.
Speaker 5: I've seen you with more than a couple of pops in.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, it is, it is, it is.
Speaker 4: It is one of those funny things where, uh, it
is all about where you're originally from. Like y'all are
saying that, like you don't think like an accent, or
Jake has an accent, uh uh, And then I don't
feel like I have an accent. But then when I
when I exactly right, but when I talk to people
from like the North, they'll accuse me of having a
country accent. So so again it is it is just
kind of all about where you're from. The overall point
of this. The overall point of this, though, is simply
that Bower Old Bowers just say hey, oath in Alabama.
It's good old Bordelo, Alabama to just it was made
to say with a country accent, no, don't, don't and just.
Speaker 2: Get shorter and shorter. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean my problem is growing up in like suburbs
north of Atlanta, it was just all transplants, you know,
not a lot of actual culture anywhere to be had.
Some New England peoples, California people just like you know,
no good like North Georgia accents, No good South Georgia accents.
Speaker 2: Nothing, no real culture.
Speaker 5: You're right, All the people that I know from Atlanta,
they all sound different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's actually got a bit of a
lack of an identity. Uh. When I say culture, I
think that's what I mean, especially compared to this wonderful
state and all the wonderful cities around here, and the
differences there.
Speaker 5: And the one that shook me the most was when
Craig Steltz went to Chicago. Now he's still, you know,
got some of it. But when I first got to college,
I was roommates with Steltz and I couldn't understand the
damn thing he said. I was like, buddy, you got
to slow this down. I don't know what's going on?
But now I know, Yeah, because Garrett Wobble's from Rumble.
But now you talk to Steltz completely different. Spent seven
years in Chicago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, I wonder what they thought when he
first showed up there.
Speaker 6: He's got to talk to people now for a living.
That's true, That's very true.
Speaker 4: What Selse youre doing now is I saw him at
just like commercial real estate, asked talk to people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know if you meant like some sort
of media thing. I was gonna say. You didn't mention that.
Speaker 5: Sport bistro and uh Birmingham get the chairist Birmingham.
Speaker 6: Usually like any job outside of hitting people with your
head involves talking.
Speaker 2: That's fair. Yeah, that's a fair, very fair. Put the
marbles out.
Speaker 5: We did our talking with our ice mask.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing better than after the game did the talking.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 5: You don't think Craig Stelts had an accent when he
first got to college, You were.
Speaker 2: Crazy, so I know a lot. It was even an accent.
Speaker 5: I know a lot of people from Metori. I know
a ton of people. He was different than than everybody
else I knew.
Speaker 4: I think what we're learning here is simply that where
you grow up can maybe lead.
Speaker 2: To blind spots about what you would catch.
Speaker 5: We had other teammates that were from as they say,
Metri Yeah, and they didn't sound like.
Speaker 4: No, Craig's on the Morge stream version thousand, right, it's
like dev like.
Speaker 5: Is a extream version of the well dev is well originally.
Speaker 2: It is kind of weird how New Orleans has multiple accents. Yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 4: I don't know how that develops because like there's not
a large distance between the areas.
Speaker 6: Think about other big cities, like does New York do
they have multiple acts?
Speaker 2: Because it's just like one.
Speaker 4: So I think, if you know, I think if you
lived there there probably would. Right, There's probably is like
a difference between the Bronx accent and like an Upper
east Side maybe or something I.
Speaker 2: Would imagine I would I would venture.
Speaker 6: To guess, but I guess of all the American accents,
the Southern accent, the Southern draw is probably the most
pleasing to the years.
Speaker 4: I mean, I you know, I think I'm probably like
Bubba cutting Ham in this. I'm pretty pious, but I'd
be inclined to agree. Also, the funniest name is Bubba.
I mean, I love the City of Boston. I can
listen to that for about five minutes. Yeah, I mean yeah,
but I mean I wonder if they think so. Uh
now are you talking like, because my favorite part of
the Southern accent are all the uh wonderful nuances of it,
like like the doating accent is not necessarily like start
bull or like three one eight oh how Olds locked
the old Fogholen neg Horn My god, I mean really yeah, yeah.
Lynn definitely does a little bit of that, just not
as not as not as deep as I was just doing.
Speaker 2: It's a little more high pitched. Wow. Well from that's
a little marble mom, a little bit over.
Speaker 5: Our guy from Lee that we played from the Johnny
Carson Show.
Speaker 4: Oh god, yes, I mean that was as straight a
puck home pip.
Speaker 2: I locked him little, I locked him, young girl? Don't
I lock that? Did you flirt with him? I like
that you shout out.
Speaker 6: I almost feel like that out of that that accent
is so extreme you had to be like trying to
do it. It's not it can't be natural. Lee Johnson
wasn't faking it. So that's the guy who you've ever
been to? Lee's In a account, I said I thought it.
Speaker 5: Was right because you can drive on forty nine to
get home.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a little pie shop in.
Speaker 4: The middle Louisiana. It's the pie capital of the year.
Speaker 2: You don't like pie? Do you like ham sandwiches? I mean,
I guess these are good ham sandwiches.
Speaker 4: You don't have an entire empire built on ham sandwiches.
Speaker 2: Pies are the most overrated dessert.
Speaker 3: I mean they can be a little dry, but it's
like a good pies great though, I like, yeah, a good.
Speaker 2: Piece of pie with a couple. You need to hit
the meal or you kidding it? I don't know.
Speaker 6: I used to grab my grandmother. They say make the
best pies around, and they.
Speaker 2: Now you're crapping on your own grandma's pies. No, I
just never liked them. Unbelievable. Your parents know this. Give
me a cake over pie any day. Somebody called Matt's
p I don't even think there's a hot cakeover cakeover pie.
I kind of agree on that. I mean thinks, but
cakes thing, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: I feel like pies are more like every.
Speaker 5: Day like like like an apple pie?
Speaker 2: Gross? What? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like fruit and it's like, I mean, my mind was
thinking more chocolate pie. That's like when I.
Speaker 4: Said, but like apple pie, coconut pie, pie putting and
crust freaking custard pie.
Speaker 2: Put in trash man, bumbleberry pie.
Speaker 5: Give me something I can bite. What do you eat
the City of Roses?
Speaker 8: Yeah, bumbleberry, bumbleberry.
Speaker 2: That's at least it's very good.
Speaker 8: What is a bumbleberry?
Speaker 4: No idea, You're asking the wrong person. They have a
few different little berries that I've never heard of that
they make.
Speaker 2: How dare you ask the guy brought it up? What
are we doing?
Speaker 4: I mean, now I've eaten the pie. I don't I don't,
I don't. I don't farm it. You know, I'm not
out there forging the berries.
Speaker 8: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it sounds it had a good look, look
in a good color, I would say, based on hating, Yeah,
not my kiki. One now says James hating on his
own grandma's pie. What a low moment.
Speaker 2: No spin them against my grandmother.
Speaker 4: You literally just said, you know, you said your grandma's.
Speaker 2: And I don't like pies.
Speaker 6: And I would think that most people agree with me
because you never see pies at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: I should go to some diner on the side of
I forty nine true, okay, shout outstant.
Speaker 5: Draw Yeah, every time I go there is.
Speaker 8: Literally quite like pie guys.
Speaker 2: So those are like meat pies. Those are delicious.
Speaker 8: Well, they have regular pies there too.
Speaker 6: Nacktish has meat pies, pizza pies, amazing, savory pies, delicious.
Speaker 5: We gonna pie and meat pies are great. Have you
ever got one in Nacodish. I'm asking you stop by
Nakish every time you go home.
Speaker 2: But I've had better ones. Oh, I mean this guy really.
Speaker 6: Kissing gave you think has the best meat pies.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it nostalgia? Yet I go there, I stop.
I guess the.
Speaker 4: Good pies I've had is in that are in Nagatis.
Speaker 2: This is true. Also the best Tomali's shut up of These.
Speaker 8: Berries are not a berries, mix of berries.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well that makes sense. It's delicious berry. It's delicious.
Speaker 4: Uh. They have a few, I mean I had them
all written down. They had a few seas. I think
they also maybe have a brambleberry at least seasonally, I believe.
I mean, so, no pumpkin pie like a Thanksgiving or
anything that.
Speaker 2: Uh, no, no, oh, gooseberry. They have gooseberry. You know what?
Speaker 6: One one pie I will eat is like a lemon
ice box pie.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 8: Oh I love a lemon icebox pie. Gales.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever heard of a lemon icebox. Wait?
Speaker 8: Really, no, lemon berry?
Speaker 2: What is this? They're everywhere.
Speaker 7: It's got like a berry, like a lemon curd, and
then it's got like the whipped on top.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gale's ice Cream has a really good lemon box
or what is it? Lemon berry ice box pie?
Speaker 8: I mean ice cream.
Speaker 6: I think I think my disdain for pies started because
I just don't like one. You don't like apple pie,
I don't like warm fruits general. Yeah, just any dessert
like a bananas foster. I like the thought of it,
but and I like the presentation, but when I start
eating it, I'm just like.
Speaker 5: You keep digging Yourselfelson says, Matt Flint is no longer
my third favorite LSU quarterback. There you go, do have
the top three?
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 4: It's like your man used to say, better be a
has been than it never was. You know, yeah, yeah
you had it for a minute.
Speaker 2: There. You know who's not a has been anymore me
because I just got this key. That's right, Matt now
has a the building. The building have to seven years of.
Speaker 4: Coming in here weekly and having to get someone to
come meet him at the door, no.
Speaker 2: More until I lose this the day was the last
time there.
Speaker 5: Right now in your fanny pack, right now, keyster it
because you've had that fanny pack for a long time.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I change about every couple whoa don't.
Speaker 5: Show the contraband what you got in there.
Speaker 2: That's where I keep my vices.
Speaker 4: Tell A fanny pack becomes a way fanny pack becomes
a vice pack very quickly, I am.
Speaker 2: I am all too familiar.
Speaker 4: In fact, since I lost my fanny a few months ago,
I'm probably living a way cleaner life in general, just
out of just cheer convenience.
Speaker 5: One of my favorite things about you, T Bob is
if you lose something, you don't replace it.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's it. Now, it's like going into the ether
for just changing.
Speaker 5: Now it's a twelve dollars fanny pack.
Speaker 2: I think it was Nike. If I'm last, yeah, yeah,
no one.
Speaker 1: Last.
Speaker 4: I give you a nic want somebody gave me forever?
This last one was maybe like somewhere in between, but
it was not expended. It wasn't like leather or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a mistake people make.
Speaker 6: I think with the in the fanny pack game is
they try to get a nice one and they try
to make it.
Speaker 2: Like look good with their outfit and match. Yeah, that's
like you just got playing the function.
Speaker 5: Well I actually think that yours. It's going to go
with whatever you wear with one of the colors.
Speaker 2: But it's not like you know, it's not a lose
actually kind of goes with your pants. Yeah. Yeah, if
you if you.
Speaker 5: Had a Louise fanny pack, I would clown the hell.
Speaker 4: With a leather fanny pack. Just leather, don't play Kaylen
got a cool Mickey Mouse lou Living one.
Speaker 2: That that's one.
Speaker 8: Wait, you lost the fanny pack.
Speaker 3: At don Juan right, No, I left it a rouse Okay,
I thought passport.
Speaker 4: In it too of a bummer, uh, and a couple
of challenge coins which I carried around.
Speaker 2: Why do you take it off? Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the point of the fanny pack to just
have it on you.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I kind of just carried it like
a purse as often as not.
Speaker 5: And why why did you keep your passport on your person?
Speaker 2: Like why?
Speaker 8: Yeah, why wasn't it?
Speaker 2: I went I went through stretch.
Speaker 8: No, he didn't have an ID.
Speaker 4: I went to a stretch where I didn't have an ID,
and so the passport was was on me.
Speaker 5: One bad decision led to yeah, you know generally that's
you know, I don't have like La Waller decisions.
Speaker 2: Have it please me?
Speaker 4: But when you would go out of town doesn't work
if you're going to work more.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it is starting to work, but a lot
of people get off on being like, no, sorry, I
can't do that.
Speaker 3: We tried it in Nashville because Brittany left her I
d in the hotel and we were like out on
Broadway or something like that, and the guy refused to
like let Brittany in and Brittany's.
Speaker 8: Like, I just had a bit. I'm thirty something years.
Speaker 3: Old and she's like, I swear, and uh yeah. He
was being such a like yeah, yeah, d bag about it, and.
Speaker 4: It's funny, but I did. Every time I've seen it
go down, I it. Oh it gets very testy. Yeah,
because the Louisiana person gets very angry and then the
other person really the only heels.
Speaker 2: It hasn't no trouble.
Speaker 8: Other places, but it's it's one of the only ones.
Speaker 2: I got this LA wallet. You don't have LA Wallett,
but I don't think I got the up.
Speaker 8: If somebody doesn't let you in with it.
Speaker 2: No you shouldn't. Yeah, ultimately you got to except you're
not in your state. Idea kind a password, say, I
get it.
Speaker 5: I mean you could put your insurance car, you can
put like everything on your LA wallet.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So the reason I got l A wallet was because
of alex Box. So I uh, we were there for
a game, a baseball game, and my buddy's like, hey,
like you're turned by the beer, let's go. So I'm like, okay,
it's my turn to buy beers. And I have been
twenty one for like two years now. I'm like twenty three,
twenty four at this point, but my license still had
that red square around it because when I got the license,
I was under twenty one.
Speaker 2: They're like, we can and accept this.
Speaker 7: I d like it literally says under twenty one till
September eleven, like three years ago. So I was like, okay,
went back to the seat, downloaded l A wallet, square
right back.
Speaker 2: Down starting the process over again. I was was it
worth all of that? Beers? Beers.
Speaker 6: I used a fake ID E one time in my life,
and it was on my twenty first birthday. That's that
is so you because we went to the casino and
set where we passed the limits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, way past almost.
Speaker 6: I forgot my wallet at the house and we weren't
going to go back. No, and you got in and
so someone gave me their idea right in.
Speaker 5: I was twenty one, though, But I remember I didn't
have to use my fake ID for long because I
went to evangel That's.
Speaker 2: A good point. Yeah, it was like one year that
I had to use it.
Speaker 4: The one time I tried to use a fake ID,
I handed to Rage and he immediately said, oh, not good.
Speaker 2: At all, not.
Speaker 4: Good at all, and uh, I could not use it,
to use.
Speaker 3: One all the time. But it wasn't me. It was
like somebody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like my.
Speaker 5: Best friend almost like he appreciated like me, quote unquote yeah,
I mean that's.
Speaker 2: What you gotta find.
Speaker 4: You gotta find someone who Yeah, I had had like
one of his buddies that he went to John Curtis
with and it kind of adjacently looked like me, and
that's what he gave me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just used to get Ryan Miller to buy me
beer all the time.
Speaker 5: I think I used Bryan Willis's you nothing like. That's
the second Ryan Willis mentioned we've had the show today.
Speaker 2: Shout out, shout out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you found by Fanning.
Speaker 6: Had your passport and your fanny pack and you put
it down in a grocery store, I.
Speaker 4: Put it down, person, I put it down outside where
I set up.
Speaker 2: It's got a buckle, uh strap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it don't comfort leave it on if you're
sitting down and stuff. You know.
Speaker 2: I take a crossbody cross body and then I took
it off. That's that's how I always use you. Later,
I'm pretty comfy. Do you get these smaller ones from
Codo Pasi, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of over the fanny packs now. I just
want my pass four packs and those challenging ones.
Speaker 2: So you've evolved.
Speaker 5: You do have jeans now, so now you have options
for pockets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is annoying having all that stuff in
your pockets.
Speaker 5: That's true too, so all the time, and my wallet's
just like, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Is a risk of falling out.
Speaker 6: So you're gonna say fanny packs are uncomfortable to sit with,
but you for some reason just started wearing blue jeans.
Speaker 4: Uh, oh, bro, these jeans, these these are some of
those comfortle things that ever put on my legs. It's
like slipping into I mean like like like pajamas.
Speaker 2: Almost. I love this. Say I love these jeans. You
want to feel these? Come feel my thighs stretching out.
Speaker 5: He's actually probably felt your thighs before you were a sinner,
It's true, not.
Speaker 2: Often, Matt.
Speaker 4: Where would my ass rank amongst uh sinners?
Speaker 2: Asses that you have snapped with?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: So, granted we had limited time talking about that's a
lot of asses.
Speaker 5: I was the worst.
Speaker 4: I don't feel the need. I guess we barely snapped
the other. You don't need to put me in there.
Give me your top three asses that you snapped bright
Hilms Okay, number one.
Speaker 8: That was quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was quick.
Speaker 8: That was very quick.
Speaker 5: He appreciated the top of his hands, silky smooth on
his bottom.
Speaker 6: No, no, it suldn't sudn't so the bigger, they asked,
the less you like it?
Speaker 2: So helm was a little bit smaller? Was yeah? He's
very like. Also, the bigger, the more they would sweat.
Speaker 4: True not true, necessarily not true, necessarily.
Speaker 2: Right, probably tall being an issue.
Speaker 6: So Ryan was a college I would say Brett and
Ryan were pretty good.
Speaker 4: Really was good because sweat NFL.
Speaker 2: Scott Wells was really St. Louis. Yeah, and then Corey
Linsley he was small play good for charges at the
end of his career.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it seemed like the bigger. Yeah, the smelly or
the back of my hand would be. Did you ever
like hard to find center to you know when someone's little.
There was some big boys that were throwing center everything,
especially like the emergency center who was like one of the.
Speaker 5: Guardsmency Center in San Diego, was just like great guy,
but just like looked dirty, like you didn't have to
get close, like you just knew this fellow right here
smells like cottage cheese.
Speaker 4: You know when something smells awful, you almost can't help,
but like, yea, you gotta like sniff it. You just
like its kind of gross, be sniffing your fingers. It's
the back of the hand. I feel like that's just
that's you, that's your nature.
Speaker 6: But yeah, that's as a quarterback, that is one of
the things you don't think about is the back of
the right hand, like you gotta.
Speaker 2: Scrub that sucker after you go to eat food and
you like lift the fore c up.
Speaker 6: Then then it's a pretty cross thing because you're always
like licking your fingers throughout the game.
Speaker 2: Like oh hey, now all right, it's not a big
deal until training training camp's the worst.
Speaker 5: It was it Breeze that licked his fingers so many
times a time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all time, twice a play. Yeah they did.
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Speaker 3: So I mean there is one one thing that's really
different about uh oh.
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Speaker 5: You started dressing up, dude, like two weeks ago, you
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you do wear them all the time. Yeah, I
didn't know.
Speaker 2: Jake was the only person I knew who that had
pearl snaps. Where I got pearl snaps? I guess you
turned out on the Hillbilly. I have one, so it's weird.
Speaker 7: I have a pearl snap denim shirt, so it's like
nice but not it's very odd pearl snap denim.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I'll I think that needs to actually be
our Friday outfit this week.
Speaker 3: You do like a Canadian touxedo situation, then like, are
we all doing Canadian tuxedos?
Speaker 4: I have I have a material that looks like a
DIN I can wear.
Speaker 5: You need to go Canadian tuxedo on Friday and we'll
see how, you know, We'll see how much you want it?
Speaker 2: Do you want what you will sacrifice? That's true?
Speaker 4: But if so, if all dnims a Canadian tuxedo, would
a Mexican touxedo b to look south to our other neighbors.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You can't really go poncho.
Speaker 5: This feels like it's going down the road that you
don't want to go down. You're going to say something
that you're trying to be funny and it's just gonna
end no again.
Speaker 4: You can make fun of Canadians, we can make fun
of Mexicans.
Speaker 2: Deel dude. No, I think to make fun.
Speaker 8: Of Mexicans made fun.
Speaker 2: Of it's actually worse.
Speaker 8: But you'll know me. I love a little dinim on
dinim I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know like Mexican clothing styles, that's.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, I'm not sure. We'll have to think on it.
Speaker 8: I'm your check can come up with you like leather
leather or like yeah, yeah, y.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know. Yes, now you're talking kind of a
little cowboy leather on leather.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah that original cowboys or Mexicans.
Speaker 2: I do have a.
Speaker 6: Fashion question or yes, I'm here butting up short sleeves back, Yeah,
I think they're bad.
Speaker 2: Couple. I don't think.
Speaker 6: I think short sleeve one from snaps from Yeah, I
think I did, and I was just wondering if I
need to wear it or the.
Speaker 2: Ones that I have from Poncho are all short sleeps
there but they're back because they weren't. I don't think
since I what do you wear it?
Speaker 8: When they like with like the Columbia one I wear.
Speaker 2: My wear with jeans.
Speaker 6: I wear with gans, not like not like the fishing
you're talking like like like teabo like short, yeah, hold on, let.
Speaker 3: Me pull like the that wears unacceptable. If it was
like your shirt but short sleeve, like plaid but short sleep.
Speaker 4: You don't.
Speaker 2: It's probably not paid.
Speaker 6: It's probably not plaid. To be fair, you always struggle
in the hot solid color a pattern. If I got
to dress up during the summer, I always struggle with
what works. I don't want to wear tea bops form
right now. I don't want to do that. I want
to look a little casi.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well this is pretty casual because I usually it's
already say you're going to Spencer Callahan later.
Speaker 4: Okay, Matt said that, and it's a funny jokes all out.
But I'm actually going to interview at Gordon.
Speaker 5: You'd be you'd look like you'd be suited in Moody
if you're going to Gordon.
Speaker 4: A Mexican tuxedo. Uh is also a style of denim
on denim, according to Brian Burgess, which I guess actually
in the end of the I know, but I guess
it's a I'm guessing there's a version out there of
the same thing, just maybe with a Mexican twist as
opposed to But you're right, I mean we do think about.
Speaker 2: It as a Canadian tuxedo.
Speaker 8: Uh so we're all wearing denim on on Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, I mean, oh, we'll have to
remind me. I will forget this. Yeah, me too. Well, absolutely, Wait,
a couple of things.
Speaker 5: One, there's no doubt we had to remind you due
the second part. We never have to remind you about
it anything.
Speaker 7: It's it's something that I was like, okay the other day,
like I do the high school games, right, had my
episcopal shirt laid out on my bed, left without it,
Like I leave without stuff in the morning all the time.
That's like, that's like the one thing where I forget stuff,
Like I could have it sitting on my calendar at
the back door.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving it.
Speaker 4: My life is eighteen thousand times easier when I lay
my clothes out the night before, and I still almost
never do it. So dumb when you know something's going
to help you out so much if you just and
it takes two seconds and you still just don't do it.
Speaker 7: So I do, like I hang up my shirts and
like right there at the edge of my bathroom, I
have like this hook. Just hang them there every night
with your shotgun, different different corner.
Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, kinda.
Speaker 5: Yeah, say Starkville. They say Starkville, don't they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I didn't know that, Like Knocksville.
Speaker 4: I'm never going to say anything vill as Vill's just
Nashville too unwielded.
Speaker 2: I'll say Nashville. Really, what about Youngsville it's too unwieldy. Yeah,
you tried. You have to try it to young I
don't know. I think there's certain places on all.
Speaker 4: Of them because I didn't say it like that growing up.
But once I started saying it like that, I was like, oh,
this is like Donsiel. I ain't saying that Donsileville, Youngsville.
Speaker 2: There's no point.
Speaker 4: It's unwieldy, it's tough in the tongue. I might as
well be doing curls. It's not want to work out.
It's not the same thing. But what about Winterfell?
Speaker 2: Winter Fell wonderful? You're talking about all the star boys
up there, man, they from Winterville. You don't know nothing
about that Winterville. Now I want to take all games.
Speaker 4: Now, I want to take all name and thrones towns
and uh pronounce it with country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kangs pang uh do wonderful. Yeah. Okay, So they
say Starkville.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they say stark Bill learn something new every day.
Speaker 3: Well, I think Bull is like a Louisiana thing, because
I've never said that ever in my life, Like there's
always been Bill.
Speaker 5: Are there Louisville, Like Louisville will get mad if you say.
Speaker 2: Louis They don't. They say Louisville. They don't even say
that Louis say Louisville.
Speaker 4: But I don't have Ryan Brad says, now say Cinema,
I mean Sat, I just say Cinema, Cinema, Santama, Cinema
st Mont, Yeah, Sat, I don't know.
Speaker 2: How do you say where you're from? We're killing it.
Speaker 5: Tyler Tyler Okay, because Tylor Pallen instead of Taylor Tyler from.
Speaker 9: Spartanler that I would say, Tyler, shout out to the
you Tylor Well, Dabo ohs Tyler, because as I said,
Dabo's back, and it's only because of Tyler only.
Speaker 7: The only game Day lost since that phone call was
in the playoffs, right, Yeah, I believe. So, I mean
he went like eight and one after that phone call
or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, because I called him last year. I called
two years ago.
Speaker 5: They went, they went after the call, then they rolled
it into a playoff appearance, and now it looks like
they're gonna be awesome next year.
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 2: I love when the levee breaks. Probably my favorite Zeppelin song.
Speaker 6: You know, it's a great cause nine is Hey, Hey
what can I do?
Speaker 8: Babe? I'm gonna leave you? Is a good one too.
Speaker 4: They're like, I was trying to bait you into jumping
on me. But I mean I made the bit too obvious.
Speaker 8: Why would I jump on you?
Speaker 2: Well, implying that this was it's hey, hey what can
I do? It's the best one.
Speaker 8: Well, I know, you know led Zeppelins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know. I know. My whole joke
just yeah fell crashed and failed.
Speaker 4: And blew up in absolute disasters, not funny, not creative.
Speaker 2: I don't even nobody laughed about. Yeah, that's like it
doesn't matter. Explain it. Yeah, it's a real disaster.
Speaker 3: He was trying to act like he didn't know what
the song's name was, and he mistaked it with when
the Levee breaks.
Speaker 2: Love about it? No I know, yeah, no, I screwed
it up.
Speaker 4: Screw Battle for Evermore does have Lord of the Rings
lyrics in it though, so yeah.
Speaker 2: There's that, Yeah, there's that.
Speaker 8: So Do's Oceans twelve has at Rings because.
Speaker 3: They have led Zeppelin like he so like one of
the guys is like talking to them in code, but
it's Matt Damon and he has like the idea. So
then Matt Damon starts replying to him in like Kashmir lyrics.
Speaker 2: It looks like.
Speaker 6: But led Zeppelin does have to talk about Lord of
the Rings in some of their songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, at the time, fantasy songs.
Speaker 4: Anyways, time Lord of the Rings became a bit of
a back in the sixties, and one not became a
bit of a counterculture a piece of the counterculture.
Speaker 2: Movement, right.
Speaker 4: I think we take fantasy stuff for granted nowadays, but
it was pretty like a not completely unique, but it
was more unique.
Speaker 2: Yeah. At the time, first.
Speaker 5: Says you could say the levee broke on your joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Shoot, Also, wet le even evolved this morning, I felt
like the Levy broke, just a real devastatingly wet Wednesday
for your boy.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Blood is It's just don't moist way it sounds wet Wednesday. Everything,
the hot bells class, there's ninety five degrees in that room.
Speaker 2: It's just no stairway denying. Yeah, shut out.
Speaker 4: Wayne's World, a movie I have not seen in probably
twenty plus years.
Speaker 2: Would it still be funny as funny as I thought
I was watched it?
Speaker 5: I still use a line from Wayne's World, like if
me and the boys like playing in the street, game off,
game on.
Speaker 4: After every every time in my life ever since I
saw that scene, if you were playing sports in the street, Yes,
game off.
Speaker 2: Game on. It's a very good question though about that.
Speaker 6: Will it be funny because a lot of the stuff
that I loved as a kid, my kids don't like now.
Speaker 2: They like some of it. Everyone we're so desensitized.
Speaker 5: The Adam Sandler stuff that I Billy Madison Happy Gilmore
was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get as many last because.
Speaker 6: You go back and watch it, like they hear crude
things like more like they hear just desensitized. So it
is kind of sad speaking of Happy Gilmore too, Yeah,
I just don't suck.
Speaker 5: Just it's probably gonna.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be is but you don't. You don't have
to be good. You just can't be awful.
Speaker 2: Now we're all gonna watch it. Oh yeah, and we're
gonna love it. The trailer. The trailer wasn't awful like
I thought. The trailer seemed okay. I don't know the trailer.
I've just dropped it like two days ago.
Speaker 4: But the but then, you also gotta remember the original
Happy Gilmour, like when it released critically it sucked right like,
I don't think that or Billy Madison reviewed well. It
was the will of the people I don't know that
made them into classics. So maybe this goes a similar route.
I mean, Adam Salem movies like Grownups has aged well.
I feel like people kind of pan that movie when
he came out, but I think people look back on
Grown Ups pretty positive.
Speaker 2: Though, That's My Boy was pretty funny.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I didn't see That's My but I
think that actually reviewed well.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that I think I did. Pretty sure.
Speaker 6: Happy Madison has pretty I mean, they hadn't come up
with too many stinkers.
Speaker 2: Haven't they? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean there, I wouldn't think they're still asking him
to make them.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: A lot of those Netflix movies have been pretty forgettable,
haven't they, Jack?
Speaker 5: And has there ever been a good Netflix movie? They
better not, peky Blinde. No, there has been.
Speaker 2: There's a couple out there. I'm blinking.
Speaker 3: Uh, there's a Timothy Challamey one called The King I
think is what it's called. And that one's pretty good.
Speaker 4: That's a long time screw screw Timothy shallow may Man.
He's so talented, he's so cool. The boys like him,
the girls like him. He's got whatever Jenner that is
like rubbing up on him. And then did you see
that Gwyneth Paltrow story?
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 4: Gwyneth Paltrow is talking about how in the movie they're
in Together, they have a lot of sex together and
she had to basically tell the intimacy coordinator to back off.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I guess it's like a thing now.
The intimacy Coordinator's like not.
Speaker 4: When I was coming up in the game, I was
basically like, look, we got it back up, okay, So yes,
jealous and he has everything, you know, No, not really
Strew and not really Screw. I'm just more pointing out, like,
just what is this man?
Speaker 2: We're not doing?
Speaker 6: We were kind of like laughing when he got picked
to be the guest picker on game day and.
Speaker 2: And he knew Bald he take the one upset of
the day.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Scott Dice for reminding me in the chat.
Weren't we going to ask Flynn to recreate a pictures?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 5: When we come back, We're going to show you Aaron
Murray's modeling pictures and we want to see if we
can get you in the same position.
Speaker 4: Okay, look, I know that there's a I know that
there's more movies out there, Jake, but.
Speaker 2: All quite on the Western front was an incredible Netflix Netflix.
Speaker 8: Netflix there King King was good to that has Chris Pine.
Speaker 2: But no was awesome. The the stop motion.
Speaker 8: Bird Box was a Netflix.
Speaker 2: Rich Okay, how was how was Pinocchio in Netflix?
Speaker 4: They made a Pinocchio hit the what's it called when
you enter the public domain? Public domain? No, no, there's
a new Pinocchio. Maybe Gamo del Toro and his stop
motion animation coming out of Mexico.
Speaker 2: It's incredible. It came out a couple of years ago.
It's really good. I didn't even know that best stop
motion I've ever seen in my life. And I love.
Speaker 5: Stopping in the Western Front Incredibles.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's a very good all right more OTB
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Speaker 4: Com Ah Stairway to Heaven one of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Nice job Elandra, you got it. That was a little
bit better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, played off the old one, built the scaffolding,
last segment, the foul tip.
Speaker 8: To climb up this thing straight into the catchers.
Speaker 2: Yeah he didn't strike out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was only strike two, so I'm not
out yet. The ketcher caught it.
Speaker 2: Sure it show.
Speaker 8: Us you're still fat, show us.
Speaker 4: Or his modeling pictures. Okay, Matt, that should be easy
enough to do, right.
Speaker 2: It was not bad. I hate the outfit, I told
him as much. I love this.
Speaker 4: Give Mat, give me zoom in on Matt's face, and
I want Matt to give us your blue steel.
Speaker 2: See if he can barely create this. Uh yeah, move
your hat up a little bit so I can see
your eyes.
Speaker 3: Also, the outfit would have been fine if he wasn't
wearing pretty good.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, okay, I love the opening I need out
of your eyes. I want you to look like you're
looking at something that's like thirty yards away. No, not
in the air, look towards the camera, but like kind
of like thirty yards.
Speaker 2: Away, so kind of like maybe like a little like
little me, a little more smolder, a little more power.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's how you model, guys, that's how it works.
Speaker 2: Nice job, Matt, Hell yes, hell, yes, all right?
Speaker 5: Can we show him the one that we really want
him to get, you know, recreate here on set?
Speaker 2: Okay, Matt, to take my shirt off there?
Speaker 6: All right, Matt, here we go, Bud, can't my fanny
pack straps my shirt down?
Speaker 2: Wow? Blue jeans? No belt? I want to see it.
Let's go, no.
Speaker 8: Belts?
Speaker 6: How they stay on, handsome devil?
Speaker 2: What would it take for us to get you to
do that? How much my high would have to go to?
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Speaker 8: You'll sell my high out?
Speaker 2: Ye, go by a bunch and coming.
Speaker 4: Any sports this segment makes one miss Tait's All shows
sports sock.
Speaker 7: No One non sports segment per day, the final hour
on Friday, No.
Speaker 5: Mike, this is seven years going. If Flynn's here, wait,
get mad that we're not talking about called flustering. Who
won the baseball game this morning? Did the Cubs again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dodgers one?
Speaker 8: Damn my god, the Dodgers.
Speaker 7: Somebody earlier was complaining, what are the Dodgers wearing white
as the road team? And I'm just like, who cares?
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is the most base like.
Speaker 7: Who cares in every question? Actually wears dogs?
Speaker 2: So who cares? Why is that an issue?
Speaker 4: I will say this, The Japan games are awesome, Yeah,
are really fun. The also it's pretty cool yesterday scene
two Japanese pitchers start for each team in.
Speaker 8: That environment and they're both electric.
Speaker 2: Even though the cups to got you wait too soon?
Speaker 6: I saw the clips. So why are they playing so
much earlier than everybody?
Speaker 2: Because they it's called like the Tokyo class suit.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they did it last year. I don't remember if
last year.
Speaker 4: Was in Japanparently, like, the biggest MLB television market is Tokyo.
Speaker 2: Twelve the world. They take classic twelve percent.
Speaker 4: Of Japan watched the World Series last year, twelve percent
of the country Japan.
Speaker 2: But it is ten days before the regular season. Yeah,
I think they can come back, and.
Speaker 4: If the game didn't count for the record, it wouldn't
it wouldn't be nearly as tight.
Speaker 2: So they're so they're just with you. No, I think
it's cool. Yeah, they're just giving JA said they can
come back and then they.
Speaker 5: Can react asking the important questions. You know, like we
used to get if we played in the London game.
We used to get the bye week the next week.
Now that went away in the NFL. Yeah, it's not
the case anymore, but kind of same situation.
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