Speaker 1: And welcome back to Dumb and Dangerous. Everybody, please introduce yourselves.
Speaker 2: I'm Jimmy and I am the dungeon Master.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Brandon. I'll be playing Sir Hogan. He is
literally just Hulk Hogan as a dwarf.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 5: I'm Elise. I'm going to be playing Larry the Satyr.
He is medium sized sadr at about five to eleven
in height and he's got brown hair.
Speaker 1: I'm Producer Blake and I'll be playing Hamnlik. I am
a tee fling that's about medium size. He's six foot
he weighs roughly one hundred and eighty five pounds, with
broken horns and dark blue skin.
Speaker 4: Hey, my name is Baron and I will be playing Beltrazor.
Beltrazor is an older human man with silvery hair, a
kind heart nature, and a talent for the arcane arts.
Speaker 2: All right, now, to start us off, who would like
to give the recap for a free inspiration?
Speaker 5: Die?
Speaker 3: I'll take this one, all right, go ahead, So we
begin right after alec Here ran off back to the castle,
but all we all stayed behind to loot all the
bodies and stuff, and that took about twenty minutes. We
got a bunch of gold out of that. On our
way back to the castle, we heard a big alarm
go off. Sounds like the castle's being attacked, so we
run on our horses all over there. There's bandits everywhere.
They're attacking. We storm through the bandits into the castle
and then we split off. Belchizor and Larry go to
the throne room. But on the way they stop by
Madron's office and see it's open, and they walk in
there and Madron's dead. His body's on the ground, So
belcher Door does the logical thing and stuffs the body
into the back of holding and carries on. Uh. Sir
Hogan and Hamdlik go to the royal chambers, and in
the King's royal chambers he finds Alaki, you're tempting to
heal the prince who has been attacked. He scessually does that,
but he's not able to save the king, who's lying
dead on the ground nearby. Alc Here is very mad
that we didn't show up and help him. That's tough luck.
We spot a trail going into the closet, so me
and Handle follow into a secret bookshelf corridor. We found
a room that we couldn't open, so we just left
it and we went down back to the staircase, followed
the staircase into this long hallway that eventially comes outside
the castle. Couldn't find anything, so we come back up
on our way. Handlik, here's something scary like a goose,
and he starts to run up the stairs and then
immediately gets hit by Larry with a mace. Thinking it
was an attacker, Hamlic goes flying down the stairs. It
is very funny, but we all come back up and
we noticed the locked door has been opened and in
there is a golden Dews statue, and that's where we
left off.
Speaker 2: All right, that was beautiful. Go ahead and give yourself
free inspiration dy of the things to add on. After
they went to the throne room, Beltrezzor and Larry went
to go see if the Prince was in his chambers.
It was locked, so naturally they broke in and began
looting the fucking place. They found an assortment of gyms
and another jewelry that we will still need to get
to you all, and so you know exactly what you have.
Larry also found an ornate belt on a mantle on
the wall, and that is what I mainly wanted to.
Oh yeah, and Madron's body was shoved into the bag
of holding as.
Speaker 4: Well for my rematch yet, and I.
Speaker 2: Should note the Prince was also killed, okay, and he
was revived with resurrection matching he was revived by Aleck here.
That's interesting, okay. And he attempted to do the same
thing on the king, which did not work. All right,
and that is where we will return. Belgians Or and Larry.
You both at this point walk back into the main chambers,
Sir Hogan and Hamleck. You just the you just found
that golden goose statue, all right.
Speaker 3: I think we to the old man. So Sir Hogan's
gonna start walking back to the.
Speaker 2: Bedchambers like nothing happened, okay, Hamlick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like Sid, I like, I'm super nervous that
I've got something that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: Great, Hamlic comes back in looking like a dog who
just ate something up and is just kind of avoiding
icon act with everybody, even though you I'm plear sure
you have a really good deception skill.
Speaker 4: But as Hamelik comes back up and as the ball
shore season, oh my friends, I'm glad you could all
make it, and I'll just give everyone a nod and
he will activate emboldening bond, giving it to Hamlick, Sir Hogan,
and Larry. Okay for what is probably going to be
a very tense conversation coming up.
Speaker 2: And as you all enter, there are now more guards
in here. You can see there are guards outside the
main doors, kind of guarding. Some of them are looking
over the body of the King, who is now properly
covered up with a blanket, others looking at the bandits,
and two others are with the Prince and alec Heir.
No one has noticed you as of yet.
Speaker 4: Oh I have belche speak. I'm saying, uh, you have some.
Speaker 2: In us, my prince ah, yes, he kind of stands.
He looks weak, shaken up. Thank you all for going back.
Did you find anything?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Huh huh, okay, hey, right out the back door.
Speaker 2: It's always the damn back door. Yes, that is an
escape route used for in case of sieges. However, they
must have somehow discovered it and taken it to enter here.
Follow me, alec here, you included, we're gonna go follow me,
of course, my friends and the Prince and alec Here
leave the room. Do you all follow suit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna stay behind yep, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: He leads you down, fly the stairs and around the
way kind of about to where Larry and Beltris are.
We're looking we're going through earlier. And he does eventually
lead you to Majorn's office. And at this point stir
Hogan and him like, you don't know whose office this is?
It's nothing to said. He just leads you back to
this room.
Speaker 3: All right, do we recognize it's the same office we
went into.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, this is the same office he were just in. Okay,
where's Majorum's body?
Speaker 4: My liege, I hope you don't find a disrespectful bit.
I was hoping that had I carried it all the
way up to hal Kair, that he might have been
able to do something about resurrection, as he was more
powerful than any of us. But being that he is
tapped and Belcher will take the body out of the
bag of holding and said it very gently on a
chair in the office.
Speaker 2: Jesus fuck.
Speaker 4: Okay, it was a good plan.
Speaker 2: Alec here, please stand guard out here. The rest of
you actually, Alex here, please stay with me. No mean
to offend you all. I don't exactly trust you all fully,
as you were apparently lollygagging. The best way to say,
from understand, alec here got here, and you will all
follow about twenty minutes behind, according to the guards out front.
Speaker 1: Well, I am offended.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, my prince.
Speaker 3: We don't trust you either.
Speaker 4: What he means to say is that al Kayir is
much more powerful than us, and you're much better in
his hands.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that is not what we said. Yes, that is
not what we said.
Speaker 2: But maybe if you are all here along with him,
more could have been. Nonetheless, follow me, and he kind
of goes to the back of the room and he reads,
reaches underneath like another like little side table, and he
does something you can't quite tell what, and then he
goes over to a bookshelf, slides a book over to
the right, and then there's another scance. You can tell
this is very elaborate, that he reaches high up four
and pulls it down, and a whole other section of
the bookshelf kind of goes back and slides into the wall.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sir Hogan, Sir Hogan, what if they
have the goose held captive? The statuety I've got it.
Speaker 2: You reach in and you do not find the statue.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, sir Hogan, it's not in here, sir.
Speaker 3: Hopan's getting scared.
Speaker 2: Do you all follow suit?
Speaker 4: Well, sure, we'll follow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold another Sorry, no,
what do you say?
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I grab Gertrude and hold
her while Ham the chick is right behind me, like
scared to death, like trying to grasp reality.
Speaker 2: Okay, you follow down. It goes down another flight of stairs.
It's less spirally, but it kind of goes down to
a flight to a landing, and then down one more time,
and it leads to this very large room, like I'd
probably about about the size of the King's chamber. So
let me do this.
Speaker 3: So like.
Speaker 2: A good sixty by sixty or so room, And there's
all sorts of things. There's more books, there's more bookshelves.
There are tables with beakers and other glasses, some liquids
you've ever seen before, this BELTI resort. You would recognize this,
especially so as this is his real study. But you
you only notice this for like half a second because
on in the very middle of the room there's a
lot of tables, a lot going on, and a very
large tank with kind of a blue greenish liquid. It's
about like eight feet tall, about four ish feet wide
or so, and the Prince is walking directly towards that.
Speaker 1: Oh, my, old Man's gods, there's another one.
Speaker 4: What do you mean are you able to see anything
in the tank?
Speaker 2: It's it's no, it's opaque, I see.
Speaker 4: Do I see a spell book lying around here somewhere?
Speaker 2: Make an investigation check? Well, no, you're just looking Are
you actually like looking through things? Are you just kind
of looking around?
Speaker 4: I think because of the nature of the environment and
how fascinated Belkshoor is by everything here, because this is
like his element, he would definitely be like looking like
looking through things and very obviously like he's in his
own world.
Speaker 2: Right now, you are rummaging through and not just kind
of glancing around on tables noticeably basically, yeah, okay, so
what'd you roll?
Speaker 6: Nineteen total?
Speaker 2: Okay? You look around. There's lots of cool things. You
see unfinished scrolls. There is just other writings and notes,
but you do not find a spell book. And as
you're starting to look through, alec here looks over hands
to yourself, catching tracking anything out of here that will
be treason.
Speaker 4: Well geez, I mean technically this is what because now
since she's advisor to the as he like looks over
to the Prince and like whispers to alec here fucking.
Speaker 2: Prince kind of looks over what we shall see, and
he goes over and he flips a switch on the
table and kind of lights start lighting up around that tank,
and you do see a single hand press right up
against the glass, and as the liquid in the tank
starts going from this blue greenish color to more clear
through and you do see a about six foot four
human inside of it, somewhat half elvish features, very blue,
with a large head, no clothes, kind of breathing, and
you see its eyes open and scan.
Speaker 4: And look at you all belches or waves.
Speaker 2: He makes eye contact with you specifically, he looks up,
reaches and grabs something at the kind of the lid
of this turns and then it kind of opens up
by itself and he begins to crawl out, and you hear,
do you guys do anything at this point?
Speaker 4: I most of all like look around if there's like
a robe or clothes that.
Speaker 3: He doing the same, Sir Hogan's like frozen in horror
about what he's looking at.
Speaker 1: I want to look at Sir Hogan and tap him
on the shoulder and be like, I've seen this before,
No big whoop.
Speaker 2: He kind of reaches an arm out grass the top,
glad for you all to join, and he kind of
slowly crawls his way out, and there's like a little
ladder he didn't notice before on the side of it
needs to climb down, still completely nude, and as you
kind of notice, he looks noticeably younger the major room
that you knew before. He looked, if like you were
to compared to human years, looked to be about his
late forties or so. He is thirty at most, mid
to late twenties, you would say, shredded as well, not
like a high not like a bodybuilder. But this this
guy does calistenics that kind of look. You know, sure
Hogan respects the muscles.
Speaker 1: Do you keep up with the kids?
Speaker 2: Down?
Speaker 6: Looks already clothes.
Speaker 5: Around or a blanket or something.
Speaker 2: I have some in my room. Where's my body? Is
it still in the office? I presume it is on
the chair, on the chair, thought I was on the floor.
Speaker 4: We put it on the chair to be respectful.
Speaker 6: He's lying, very comfortable.
Speaker 1: He's lying. The old man puts you in a sack.
Speaker 4: And then we took you out put you on a
chair to be respectful. I wasn't lying, I was just
leading out.
Speaker 6: Important details, and it was that's.
Speaker 2: Awkward, Jesus christ Man.
Speaker 6: I was going to try and revive you.
Speaker 2: Okay, unnecessary. I've been working on this spell myself for
a few years now. I didn't want to have tested now,
but I'm glad to see that it works. Looks, my liege,
I will be constructing one for years for you as well.
Very soon. Now that seems to have worked, we shall
see what kind of side effects there are. Well, what
if you go, please go fetch my robe?
Speaker 1: I say, the old man does right, and see yeah, no,
it's all the man.
Speaker 4: There this way.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know where the exit to this room
is on the map. The map that you guys see
right now is not his office. This is so oh,
I was too caught up.
Speaker 4: I didn't know. We didn't move. Yeah, we'll go grab
the robe off the off the dead dead major and
give it to the live one.
Speaker 2: And since no one's gonna ask I'm shocked no one asked.
He is completely smooth. There is no genitalia.
Speaker 1: That's what I was literally about to ask, you gotta
let me get there.
Speaker 4: I thought he was just full Manhattan manning it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, no, you gotta let me, you
gotta let him cook. That was my next thing. That's
what I was trying to.
Speaker 2: Cut that out.
Speaker 6: Cut that out.
Speaker 1: I've got another question. Uh, blue guy, what what happened
to you?
Speaker 2: I was ambushed in my study.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: In the middle of putting away the dagger. Whenever I
was attacked.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah by who get on with it?
Speaker 2: I barely saw them. They looked like some sort of
bandits based on their outfits. I believe as the one
who we had paid off a few weeks prior or
a week or so prior.
Speaker 5: How do you think they knew the emergency exit?
Speaker 2: I do not know. Very few of us know about it.
Speaker 4: No store comes back in gives the robes. And to
be fair, you also kind of specialize in controlling the
minds of multiple people at once. I mean you did
to me a lot. Uh, and plus you're a really
powerful castor how'd they get the jump? On you.
Speaker 2: I am not sure I heard them entering. It was
very fast. They took the dagger from me. They used
it upon myself. Thankfully the final blow was clearly not
from the dagger, or I would not be here.
Speaker 3: Uh, what doug are we talking about? Because Sir Hogan
was asleep for all that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were. You all did not tell him about.
Maybe that's for the best, you know what.
Speaker 3: I'd use them all over it now or any day.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm sure you would leave the sword. What is
the next course of action, my prince?
Speaker 1: Blue guy, blue guy? Before you talk to the Prince?
Can I talk to you over here real quick? To
a blue guy?
Speaker 4: Pow wow?
Speaker 2: You can talk to me right here?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, this is important.
Speaker 2: Please He kind of takes like a one step away.
Is this enough? Come here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: We I need to be it needs to be a
blue guy pow wow, wink wink. Please?
Speaker 2: Can you all pretend like you're not listening?
Speaker 5: Way?
Speaker 2: Does that work for you?
Speaker 1: I do this a lot, and they always because it
comes back to bite me. Can we go over here
to the side or something, or can you read my
mind and let me ask you questions through there?
Speaker 2: As you say that. He kind of deepens his gaze
after you and you hear inside your head?
Speaker 1: What Hamdelick, So you can read minds?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: This is all mental? Correct? Like no one else can hear?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is mental. Okay, I have the ability to
do so why.
Speaker 1: I don't want to cause a fuss. But how would
the god know that where the X was unless it
was an inside job?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Very crude? That is what I assume we will be investigating.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, before we investigate too far? Can you read minds?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I can?
Speaker 1: Okay, hear me out, blue guy? What can you please
check the Prince's mind. I don't know if he did it,
but I have a suspense he knows at least of
what could have happened leading up to this.
Speaker 2: Everyone will be properly investigated to my full extent. Please,
this is I will.
Speaker 6: Please Melick now.
Speaker 2: And he kind of just cuts it off and he
says aloud, I am tired of hearing that grating voice
in my mind.
Speaker 1: But what if it is am?
Speaker 2: We will find out a liege the next course of action. Well,
I brought you will hear for one to make sure
major was saying in case I needed more because no offense.
If this did not work and you went crazy, I
wanted to make sure you could have been stopped. As
for the rest of you, we will stay here and
investigate what happened, how this happened. Who helped the bandits?
I could only we assume we decimated their numbers. This
was a very bold attack. They lost many men and
only a few were seen leaving the grounds. We can
only assume they were heading back to their fort at dawn.
I would like to send you Wall to go find them,
well capture.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got another question, Uh do you not have
the tracker on the dagger? I feel like this is
kind of stupid.
Speaker 2: Dagger Major goes to cast a spell, it is out
of my range, so I cannot actively track it. If
you give me a minute, I may be able to
scry on the dagger and confirm that they are with it,
and if so, I will let you all know. But
we can only assume that they are currently heading back
towards their Fort's the only place we know of where
they would feel safe.
Speaker 4: Major, if I might may, yes, since I know that
you have that spell in your spell book, perhaps before
we leave, I might copy it into my own and
prepare it so that I could find the person wielding
it when we do go to the fort.
Speaker 2: You are not cleared of suspicions?
Speaker 4: Uh, kent one of you? All cast circle of Truth.
We could get this matter sorted out really fast.
Speaker 2: No one here knows that spell as far as I'm aware.
Speaker 1: Well, Rida's mind, blue guy, we just talked about it,
d w is.
Speaker 2: Okay, he is going to cast detect thoughts on you.
What are your what are you? What are the your
frontal thoughts? Surface level?
Speaker 4: Probably the surface level of like huh I like Jesus
or by the gods, Why is there so many castes
that don't have a single person that can do cat
cast circle of Truth? It makes things like murder mystery
so much easier the gods damn it, Holy fuck, how
difficult it is to hire a single fucking cleric. I mean,
for the love of all that is holy.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's gonna attempt to probe deeper into your mind.
Do you resist?
Speaker 4: Uh? He goes, Oh, it's my first time, be gentle,
and I will not.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me go ahead and put this in the
chat and read it out loud. Oh all right, you've
probe deeper, must make a wisdom saving throw. What is
your emotional state? Anything that looms at large in your mind,
It knows that you're probing into its mind. Unless you shoot,
you attention to another creatures thoughts, but blah blah blah blah.
And if it succeeds questions verbally directed, this target and
creature naturally shape the course of its thoughts. So the
spell is particularly effective as a part of the interrogation.
All right, so he's looking at you. What are your
current deep thoughts? My current emotional state.
Speaker 4: Emotional state is a bit shaken. He was friends with
the king Uh and he is suspicious of obviously of Madron,
and so suspicion and sadness looking at Matron. His actual
thoughts are of when he was holding Matron's body, a
tear running down his cheek as he was frustrated and
angry that he died before he got the chance to
actually have a proper woozard duel yelling at him, and
the state of his mind as he shoved in the
bag of holding with the full knowledge that he was
going to find someone to revive Madron, because that is
the only person who has given him a proper magical
even if not dual, at least a proper magical test
of his abilities, and someone that he could actually even
if he just hates and is annoyed with, someone who actually,
on some level actually respects because he has reached those
pinnacles of magic that belchis or himself is aiming for.
And even if they have their differences, belchhre knows that
Madron well, he not suspicious of him. There's very obviously
suspicion there. There's also more respect than Delsha would like
to admit.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's kind of probing in and he sees all this,
and the Prince kind of pipes up, Hey, ask him
why they were late? Why do they take so long
to get here? Yes? Why did you take much longer
to get here? Apparently? And the truth kind of comes out,
just kind of comes to the front of your head.
That guys saw Alex. Okay, no, what's from your point
of view? You're on its point of view.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try and shift my thoughts to the
fighting at the gate and all the slaughtering of the
bandits and basically try and keep my thoughts there of
the actual ride there Uh, well, maybe just the I'll
try and keep my thoughts to the slaughtering of the
bandits at the gate and us arguing about which way
we should go first, whether we should go to the
throne room, the Prince's room, or the king's bedchambers, and
kind of try and concentrate on those things to maybe opuskate.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, and I'm going to say it's going to
be as if you are resisting the spell, but this
one is not. He would not know per se if
you do succeed. Okay, go ahead and roll A. He's
already in there, so you're not resisting kicking him out.
Roll an intelligence saving through against his spell save DC.
Speaker 4: Okay, that intelligence twenty total.
Speaker 2: Okay, you you do pass and impressive. I atta why
this is spell save DC eighteen? It is not eighteen?
And you look into that and why it's saying that anyways,
you do kind of shift your thoughts. Okay, you were
held up at the gate, which must have spent longer
than anyone else. Okay, I clear you all of suspicion
at the moment. We will attempt to find somebody who
can cast Circle of Truth. Anything else for now from
you all? Oh, that's fairhead, I know nothing about a goose.
Speaker 1: There is a magic goose. Just to let you interest,
can you do a wide search of the place in
your mind thing of geese, magic keys.
Speaker 2: That is as far as somewhere. That's not how this works,
demonic geese even we don't know.
Speaker 1: But there is a magic goose running.
Speaker 2: Around, I will say, sir Rogan, unless you're just kind
of being used a goofball, it be not registering as
a fiend on your ability would make you think that
it's not a demon.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2: So either that or it was out of your range
whenever you attempted.
Speaker 3: That, be honest, I don't remember, actually know, because we
were in the I think we were in the chicken
pin still that did.
Speaker 2: That, Yes, but it was not in your line of
psych so you do not know if it was which
one it was. Okay, okay, the prince pipes up. All right,
please rest. We will have chambers in the castle for you.
Wall at dawn, we will collect your horses with enough ractions,
and currently the plan is we will send you along
the way to try to find these murderous bastards.
Speaker 4: And to that point, my Prince Madron. Like I said,
since we're clear to a suspicion, perhaps I could copy
down the locate object spell and that might allow us
to find the actual killer himself much easier and such
a crowded location.
Speaker 2: He kind of squints his eyes. I allow you the
one spell. I do not like sharing my spells, but
this one I will allow, given us the circumstances.
Speaker 4: Okay, I let you look at my spells. Knowledge is
to be shared and magic is for all.
Speaker 2: He kind of leans in. I probably know them all.
Speaker 4: Even the graduate Jurney from gravit Urchy.
Speaker 2: Once you don't know what I study, You don't know
what I've studied, and out of game. He did have
that tone of the.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2: He did have that which you don't know if he
knows that it's missing or.
Speaker 4: Not m fair enough enough, although his room has been
ransacked so well, who knows anyway, But yes, I will
come by your regular study later and copy down the spell.
Speaker 6: Do you have magical ink and paper?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Excellent?
Speaker 2: All right? The Prince and major man alec here, I'll
dismiss you. Do you guys do anything specific? Or do
you guys? Go ahead and go in the day. No
one is allowed to leave the castle at.
Speaker 1: The moment, Hey, blue guy, can you do another mind
thing real quick? One more time on me and you.
I got one more question and I'll be done, I promise.
Speaker 2: Okay, He casts the message spell again. What is it?
Speaker 1: Where's your like stuff? At man? How are you just
walking around naked with nothing show? And how are you
doing that?
Speaker 2: He kind of leap, he gets steps closer to you.
Speaker 6: It's magic.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, he said.
Speaker 2: That out loud as well.
Speaker 6: I should have clarified those are what's magic.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about old man. Oh my god. And I
just walked out like shocked.
Speaker 2: Do you guys do anything in particular for the rest
of the day.
Speaker 4: As as we're all leaving it out of eyesight of
like all the hubbub about everything, belshor Will solemnly turned
towards the rest of the group as we're going to
our rooms, and he will. So we got back and
the king was dead tragically. But you all know what
that means, so come on, and you would try to
weasel out.
Speaker 3: Now, we can't confirm nor deny if the goose was there.
Speaker 4: However, we found a statue.
Speaker 1: We did and You guys are not gonna believe this
at all. But I put it in my bag with
Gertrude and now it's gone.
Speaker 2: You do, however, find this, Do you look into it again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna put my hand back in there and
like to show them that there's nothing in the fight.
Speaker 2: You find a golden egg.
Speaker 1: I pull it out and go, oh my gosh, Sarah Hogan,
Sir Hogan, it's it's created life in a gold form.
Speaker 3: What did Gertrude eat the statue and egg?
Speaker 1: I look at Gertrude. I don't want to feel like Gertrude.
Did you eat the statue?
Speaker 6: Girl?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, she didn't, Sir Hogan. I figured it out.
It was the goose statue.
Speaker 4: She might be desisted. Is it a solid gold egg?
Speaker 1: It's solid?
Speaker 2: Is a solid gold egg.
Speaker 1: It's a solid gold egg, old man.
Speaker 4: Should we sell it no money?
Speaker 2: Or we need to destroy it?
Speaker 1: We need to destroy it, but first we gotta find
out the origins.
Speaker 4: I will cast identify on it, do some research, and
then after I find it's full organs, I will of
course be take on the sacred cat task of destroying
the egg.
Speaker 2: Okay, can I see go ahead and roll an insight
check for me. I roll deception because I have on
keeping that and selling that thing.
Speaker 6: I rolled a seven.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, he's doing that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So okay, look now wait, I wasn't done, old man.
You can do it. But I'm gonna be in there
with you because I have I can, I can look
into stuff for you. I'm really good at reading, I
just don't like to.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, with all seriousness, I.
Speaker 1: Look, this is the most serious thing we've done together
as a group. We gotta find this magic goose.
Speaker 4: All right, I mean sure, I mean it takes a
while to cast identify, and we'll see how your skills
go in terms of this reading thing. Anyway, But hey,
are you all trying to skip out on the bet?
Speaker 6: Though it should get this egg.
Speaker 3: We can't confirm, Lloyd Andy, if a goose was involved.
Speaker 4: That wasn't what you said. The bet was. If we
came back and the king was possessed by the goose.
Speaker 6: He was he was dead.
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 2: As DM I will set in, Sir Hogan clarified, he
did not have to be possessed by the goose. Just
that is a part of it. He clarified as such,
ohs the.
Speaker 1: Air nom Sir Hogan, because I'm on the bet.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I just had a vision of God he told
me that.
Speaker 4: H Okay, I suppose there's a non sewer chance that
the mister Goose was somehow involved in the assassination of
the king. I will give you that, but since we
can't confirm or deny, we'll leave it there.
Speaker 1: Okay, I suppose, old man, I'm gonna hold this egg
in my hands the whole way until we get there,
because that original one went missing. I don't want to
lose this egg.
Speaker 4: Well, then I won't be able to identify it. It
must be put and I must actually be able to
touch it, hold it, put it into the magic circle.
It's a whole process. Yes, I will be there that
you could identify it. I will be with you, okay,
but I have to hold it.
Speaker 1: That is fine, But it will be in my eyesight
the entire time.
Speaker 4: Fair enough. I look forward to this challenge anyway. Oh
do you want to do? You want to do that now?
Speaker 1: Duh?
Speaker 4: Oh goodness, okay, Larry, would you mind helping me with
this very complicated ritual? The snepels or just gives Larry
like a look.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: All right, come on, come on.
Speaker 1: Will you stay with me for emotional support during this
trying time?
Speaker 3: How do you drink?
Speaker 6: But you're smart?
Speaker 4: Down there, sir Hogan, All right, I mean you.
Speaker 6: Just down the stairs over there. Their rooms are this way.
Speaker 4: We'll meet you later.
Speaker 2: So who's going where exactly?
Speaker 4: Elsair will and will lead Larry and having lek to
one of the rooms that we've been assigned to. Okay,
and I will start drawing the magic circle.
Speaker 2: Okay, you assuming you ritually cast identify uh yes, yes, okay.
After the completion of the spell, you obtained the knowledge
that there is nothing inherently magical about this egg. But
what you kind of do learn about it is that
it is some sort of family heirloom, oh, a golden
family heirloom. And you think you might have saw them
go into that closet.
Speaker 4: Well, I at least know what this is now, hamnlick, Yes, yes,
did you happen to go into a side room inside
that secret stairway?
Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened was we walked in there. Originally
we tried to go in there. Originally it was locked
and we came back up and apparently due to my
pure strength, I cracked a door and came back and
it was open and okay, yeah, sure, But what happened
was that I found a statue of a goose, which
Sir Hogan can back me up on. There was a
statue of a goose and he saw me put it
in my bag. Then yes, and then it like it disappeared.
I checked it.
Speaker 4: When we see at all distracted while he's doing this monologue.
Speaker 6: I'm trust distracted.
Speaker 1: Hamlick is very focused on this. This is probably the
most important thing to him.
Speaker 4: As Belsha will be knotty along and as he's like
holding the golden egg, he will yeah, yes, I see,
I see, and he will like you know, kind of
shift around and he will put his hands behind his
back and kind of motion Larry with the bag of
holding to the golden eg that he's now holding behind
his back. And as he continues listening to Himlick.
Speaker 2: Roll a slided hand check at advantage handlick, go ahead
and roll a perception check.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have it in front of
me while I describe this like I'm holding it.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're you're holding it. I thought, I thought, well.
Speaker 4: No, I just finished identify, so I would have control
of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would I feel like I would be okay, perception.
Speaker 2: Twenty one total hold on, No, that's a good point.
You are saying it right there.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would know about this. I've been
all I've paid attention to is this egg.
Speaker 4: Additionally, I'm having Larry you help me.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm gonna say that takes away the disadvantage
of I'm going to rerule what I said of Hamleck
being right there in front of you to make it
a plane roll. So what are the results of this.
Speaker 4: Uh with a plane roll A nine?
Speaker 1: I got six. But I'm gonna use my inspiration and reroll.
Speaker 4: On this. We're literally getting more money for the group
twenty one. Okay.
Speaker 2: You see him slowly begin to make an insight check
as well.
Speaker 1: All right, insight I got a nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not aware that he is intentionally trying to
hide it. You just see it. He just kind of
holding the egg and then like you're afraid that he's
about to drop it, so you just kind of grab
his hand and grab the egg.
Speaker 4: So you on the success of a ability check. I'm
going to use silvery barbs and say, are you sure
that's how that worked out? I think you might be
confused and force him to reroll the world.
Speaker 1: A Natural twenty for twenty everybody, all.
Speaker 2: Right, you get to.
Speaker 4: Congratulations fifty less gold now so you are unaware himlick,
do you have an inspiration?
Speaker 2: Die?
Speaker 1: I just used it.
Speaker 6: He just used it for Oh that's right. Uh, you
get it back? Oh my god, yea.
Speaker 2: For rolling a natural twenty on being forced to reroll
it again.
Speaker 4: Gods against me? What have you forsaken me?
Speaker 2: But you were not aware he was intentionally trying to
hide it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, as I was saying, as I hold the
egg close to me, trying to protect it, just holding
it like so, it was a goose. And I checked
it under Gertrude and it was gone. And I just
checked it again. Sir Hogan backed me up. It was
a golden egg. I promise you on all that is
holy and all your gods that it changed into a
golden egg.
Speaker 4: I'm being honest with you right now. From the identify spell,
this is a family heirloom that likely was from that
place that you went to, you know, full of dust
and family heirlooms. It honestly might not be great if
we're caught with this. Okay, I'm gonna you might want
to consider selling it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get really angry with
the old man. I want to get really angry and
be like, listen, old man, I'm telling you what I saw.
I may do some things out of habit, but I'm
telling you right now I would not lie about this.
A magic goose has caused this.
Speaker 2: And at this point, is the door opener closed?
Speaker 1: I feel like it would be closed.
Speaker 4: We can say that door can be open.
Speaker 2: Okay. At this point, I kind of a guard kind
of walked by and pieces head in. Is everything okay
in here?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Can he just walk it on?
Speaker 4: So? Did having to like like take the egg from me?
And it is now holding it? Do I still holding
the egg? He's just like right next to me. He's
holding your hand, unless Hamleck is attempting to take it
away from you. Okay, So we're just kind of holding
it together.
Speaker 2: God, Yes, it's kind of cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a hold of the egg, like I'm touching.
Speaker 4: The egg okay, but I'm also holding it. Yes, but Larry,
would you mind checking and see what that guard make
sure he wasn't suspicious? If you could just step out
for a moment.
Speaker 2: Yes, ask him what he heard. That will make him
much less suspicious.
Speaker 4: I don't know, just in that hallway, actually, man, would
you mind keeping guard in the hallway just for a
moment there? Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: And then I just like walk to the door, kind
of like side eyeing.
Speaker 4: Him the whole time I happened. As soon as Larry
is like at the door out of the room. I
think you're right. I can feel something the it's it's
it's magic. And I don't cast a misty step to
the door, step five feet and just slam ducket into
the back of holding, hopefully out of light of sight
as to the best of my ability.
Speaker 2: Okay, you cast uh misty step and him like all
of a sudden, he disappears.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you also here slash see.
Speaker 2: Him reappear at the doorway next to Larry.
Speaker 4: Wait before I slam ducket, can I close the door
and then dunk it into the back of holding.
Speaker 2: Okay? Do you you look over and you see him outside,
and you see him begin to go for the door.
Speaker 1: I want to wait, Sir Hogan, hell put me with this,
because I feel like he's also upset that he's doing this.
Speaker 3: Can I throw my hammer into the door so that
it cannot shut?
Speaker 2: I mean, you can throw it at the doorway, probably
heaving Beltrazor, I would say, Sir Hogan was standing up
and somewhat near the door already, so you're probably about
a good ten feet away.
Speaker 3: Okay, So then can I just use my strength and
keep the door from closing? I just hold the door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead. I was gonna say, the surprise is
no longer there. The Beltrazor and Sir Hogan roll initiative to
see who's faster.
Speaker 4: But this would be the same turn that I'm using.
The Missy stepsin is the bonus action, and I got
a nineteen total and you got a.
Speaker 2: Nineteen anyways, because you had a plus six to year initiative.
Don't whine about it. You were already gonna get.
Speaker 1: It, okay.
Speaker 4: For anything.
Speaker 2: So you try to go for the door, but Beltrazor
immediately slams the door shut.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you do? Uh? So what I'm gonna
do is I'm immediately gonna open the door, and I
feel like I know that there's a bag there. I
like Handlick would know what he's doing even though he
was trying to do it quickly and try to.
Speaker 2: Be Unfortunately, technically Handlick is not stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna immediately grab the bag off of Larry.
Since Larry has still turned around, I'm gonna grab it.
Speaker 2: You would not get there in time. No, I would say,
you open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after I opened the door. I grabbed the bag
right when I opened the door, because he's right there.
Speaker 2: You opened the door, and at this this would be
as spelt, Rezor is throwing the thing in there.
Speaker 1: Well, can I try to jump and catch it as
he's doing it?
Speaker 2: Make a dexterity check at advantage five? Yeah? No, you
open the door and you just dive and you hit
the floor and at Beltrazor gets the Assuming if did
Larry have the bag open and ready? I figure that's
that's a good point of this.
Speaker 1: I figure no, because he's doing it without telling Larry
what he's doing.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask Handlick Larry, would you have already been
aware of what he was trying to do? Did you?
And are you going through with it.
Speaker 5: Would I have noticed if I would have noticed his
misty step.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: If I didn't see his misty step, then no misty step.
Speaker 2: Yes, Larry, you were looking out into the hallway, weren't you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was, well, I was side eyeing him
the whole time, because I was suspicious of what was
going on. So, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's make a perception check. It's a low DC per steps.
Speaker 6: Thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yes you did. You did see him up here right
next to you.
Speaker 4: Okay, then my bag would have been open.
Speaker 2: Okay, Haim, Like you throw the door open, attempt to dive,
but the egg goes right into the bag.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to grab the bag. Say Larry has it?
Speaker 2: Do you reach into the bag?
Speaker 1: No, I want to dump out all the stuff in it,
literally everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, wretch this away from Larry. So go ahead and
roll in athletics. Check Larry, roll athletics or acrobatics.
Speaker 1: I got a sixteen twenty five.
Speaker 2: He holds it above, He just kind of holds it
up and then you just completely miss and don't get
a hold on it onto it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to listen. Listen, I want to cut
the bottom of the bag. Open. No, no, yep, yep,
and let okay okay, I'll say you either give me
the egg back or that bag will be destroyed by
the end of the night. Completely, are you insane?
Speaker 6: It allows us to carry you.
Speaker 1: No, you shut up, old man. You got us into this, Larry.
If I do not get my egg back, that bag
will be destroyed.
Speaker 6: I preaking counter offer. If you destroy the bag, I.
Speaker 4: Will kill you.
Speaker 1: You can't try killing me. I will get my egg back.
You did this.
Speaker 2: The guard turns around. I'm gonna go get some help.
Can I like it? Run out?
Speaker 3: But you're going nowhere?
Speaker 4: He runs.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna immediately start chasing him.
Speaker 1: Fine, he's fine. You've done this. You may have started this.
I'm just telling you right now. All I want is
my egg. That's it. All I want is my egg back.
That is it. Just give me my egg. No, it's
my egg. Just give me my egg and I will
calm down.
Speaker 4: Will you pay your bets in the gold?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was going to old man. I don't know
why you're doing this. Just give me my egg.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, reaches in the bag, tosses handle like
the egg. I was doing it because you were trying
to well, I assumed that you were trying to get
out of paying your side of the bet for the gold.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I literally never said I would get out of it.
I am going to pay, old man. Why are you
taking things that don't belong to you?
Speaker 6: Because I thought you weren't going to every out of
your agreement.
Speaker 1: No more, old man. I just want my egg, that
is it, and I will be on my way.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, tosses the egg to handling.
Speaker 2: Can't lyle's kind of hoping you're and cut the bag open?
Speaker 1: Oh I was handling. Was gonna call all hell if
I did not get my egg back.
Speaker 6: Doesn't it like open a black hole?
Speaker 5: Or is that something different?
Speaker 2: Cut the bag, all the contents are spilled out into
the astral plate and the bag is so you would
have lost the egg and destroyed the bag. I wasn't
gonna say.
Speaker 4: Shit, you guys do that, which is wild. I had
to threaten is the one thing he cared about, which
was his life.
Speaker 1: I don't care about my life. I don't know if
you've been paying attention to me. I want my egg,
that is it.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, you have your egg? Can I have
my tin? Gold from the batch.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm holding on to it just until we
find out about the gouice because I did have ten
on that, so I would win it backed anyway, I
promise to pay.
Speaker 4: Well until we find out about the goose. How about
you get me what you bet on originally and when
we find out if the goose was involved or not,
and that can be the separate.
Speaker 1: Bet I would have if you hadn't done what you
just did. Now you will wait. I will pay if
it's right, but you did this. I was going to
pay any time.
Speaker 6: But since this, Oh sure, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna storm out. I'm angry. Go to my room.
Speaker 2: I love some good party turmoil.
Speaker 4: As he's leaving, can I pick back at the egg?
Speaker 1: I literally have the egg in my arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn.
Speaker 4: Eventually I have old gold and Belchajor never.
Speaker 2: Forgets all right, what else do we do for the
rest of the day, Oh, sir Hogan? Okay, he turns
the corner. You've seen Star Wars, right, Yes, okay, it's
like Han Solo chasing and Chewbacca chasing all the Stormtroopers.
He turns the corner and just and there's just a huge,
like twelve guards soldiers specifically right there? What is going on?
Did did another go and say that it was a
different one? Okay?
Speaker 6: Okay, I look at my say.
Speaker 2: I said, going to get me a beard?
Speaker 3: He said no, I ain't dead, right buddy, And I.
Speaker 6: Like start punching my fist.
Speaker 7: From I was just trying to see if everything was okay,
and you started chasing me.
Speaker 4: Nothing's okay.
Speaker 2: I don't have a beer to go get what they're
free right now? I want you to get fuck you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: Can I attack this card?
Speaker 3: I just would have like, I'm not gonna use my mall.
I just would if I can give him a good
old come gold jab.
Speaker 2: As you begin to step forward, all the other soldiers
kind of stand in front of him. Y'all want some too? Hey?
Are we about to kill Sir Hogan over stupid guard?
They sir, we will ask one of the helpers around
here to go get you a beer. Please calm down
and return to your room.
Speaker 3: Okay, I would they finally about to knock this guy
square out walk away?
Speaker 2: You just hear? What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Can I turn around and give him a glare?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: And you do?
Speaker 2: You just return to your chambers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just walk back casually.
Speaker 2: Okay. Do you go to the same one where that
where you were? Do you go to your personal chambers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go to my personal one. I don't care
about whatever they would do anymore.
Speaker 2: After a few minutes, there is beer brought to you,
like it's a tray with like six mugs on there.
Thank you, my man. Of course you do recognize this,
and well as you open the door, he seems stunned.
It is the guy you were harassing before.
Speaker 3: The the guard or they like the servant from way
back when the carrier guy.
Speaker 2: The courier guy. That's right for you. Alright, so good,
I ran, yeah, yeah he did. I have other matters
to attend to please. I will have more beers in
your way if you let me go.
Speaker 3: Calm down, man, just take one, okay, okay, do you
hand it to him? Yeah. I don't think eye contact either.
Speaker 2: He's not looking at you, he's looking down. He turns around,
he turns the corner out the door, and you just
hear he just rights away. All right. Anything else before
the end of the night.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I go to Sar Hogan's room to sleep.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, of course.
Speaker 4: I'll go to Madron and we'll copy down the locate object.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do so. He makes it very brief, as
brief as he can. And Larry, do you attune to
that or do you look into that belt you found?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna check. I'm going to take out my
belt and I'm going to examine it.
Speaker 2: Okay, really, Ornate, there seems to be some sort of
runes on there. You're not sure, you don't know. You
can either have beltrazor cast identify, or you can take
the hour or so to attune to the belt and
you will learn what it is.
Speaker 6: What will be quicker.
Speaker 5: We'll take beltes are an hour or two.
Speaker 2: I think it's me ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm going to take it to beltes R then.
Speaker 2: Okay, belts Are do you cast to identify? Ah?
Speaker 4: Yes? Is this before or after I'm finished with majorn?
Do I?
Speaker 2: This would be after?
Speaker 4: Okay? I will go ahead and add locate object twenty
fourteen versus twenty twenty four Is there a difference or
do you have your preference?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the difference is. Just go with
twenty fourteen, gotcha. The only spell I have seen so
far that I prefer the twenty twenty four version is
sleep because it makes you actually useful.
Speaker 4: That's true, That's true. I like the twenty twenty four sleep.
Oh yeah, So Larry, Larry, what brings you around? I
have this belt? Oh right right, it is strangely ornate.
I can give it a look and I'll ritually cast identify, all.
Speaker 2: Right, and after you do so, you do recognize it
as the belt of dwarf in kind.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is a very very good show to everybody.
Speaker 2: I'll put specifically in your two journals.
Speaker 4: Well, the only downside is, since some of the place
we got this from Larry, I I don't know if
we're able to wear it as it is, being that
it might be recognized.
Speaker 2: All right, So the belt Dwarfing Kind. While wearing this belt,
you gain the following benefits. Your constitution score increases by
two to a maximum of twenty. You advantage on charisma
checked made to interact with dwarfs. In addition, while at
tuned to the belt, you have a fifty percent chance
each day at dawn of growing a full beard if
you're capable of growing one, or visibly thicker beard if
you already have one. If you aren't a dwarf. You
gain the following additional benefits while wearing the belt. You
have an advantage on saving throws against poison, and you
have resistance against poison. You have dark vision out to
a range of sixty feet, and you can now speak, read,
and write dwarfish.
Speaker 4: Larry, It's definitely would be helpful for one of us,
being that the whole lack of dark vision thing has
been rough for us. I don't mind to you having it,
but again it's difficult because of where we got this from. Oh,
I don't know, Larry, what do you think.
Speaker 5: I'll put it in the bag of holding for now
and then once we leave the castle.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 4: Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you can also attune to it
without having to wear it actively.
Speaker 6: So that way you.
Speaker 2: Can you can attune to it. You can take it off,
put it away, and that way you can just put
it back on it'll be attuned.
Speaker 4: Oh. I explained that to Larry. Say, Okay, well, I
guess if we're not in eyesight of anyone who would
know about it, it's minorly helpful, But I don't I
just worry that if a guard or something sees is
wearing it, they're going to recognize it. Or if somebody
comes out searching for us after we complete a mission
and they recognize it. I don't know. Maybe we could
find someone who could change its appearance, like a metalsmith.
They don't even have to change the magic of the item.
They could just you know, change the metals attached in
the insignia. Perhaps, I don't know. What do you think, Larry,
I'm of course I want your input on this as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll keep it hidden for now. I think I'm
still gonna tune to it though tonight before I go
to bed.
Speaker 4: That's fair, but.
Speaker 5: I will I'll keep it hidden in our in our
magic bag.
Speaker 4: That's a good plan, man. Hopefully we can find someone
to maybe a blacksmith or someone to tinker with the
metals a bit to make it look different than it
originally was, and then we could wear it. You or
me could wear it twenty four to seven, and that
would be a great boon to either of us, because man,
that not having dartfish just sucks. It's rough, true, so true? Well, Glad,
I could help Larry just cuddle with the belt overnight,
and you should have tuned to it by morning, but
and then you just put it on whenever you like.
Maybe it might be good to put it on during
the encounter with the bandits, although of guards come checking
up on us, it could be rough, but I'll leave
it to your discretion. We can always smooth talk away
out if we need to.
Speaker 8: I suppose, okay, yeah, okay, And belts will at this
point is probably very very late, very past Belchtal's bedtime
with all the spell scrollscribing and everything, so beltual will
hit the.
Speaker 6: Hay very well.
Speaker 5: Also, go hit the hay and cuddle.
Speaker 2: With the belt, all right as everyone goes to bed,
unsure what awaits you the following day. That is where
we will end this session.