Speaker 1: So exciting.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dog.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. Hi, this is
Speaker 2: producer Brian.
Speaker 3: Hello, and we have something that I'm dreading coming up.
Speaker 1: I'm not dreading it.
Speaker 2: It's called eat this, not that? Where Eric, do I
Speaker 2: have a blindfold or do I just close it out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You have a blindfold? Where's your blindfold?
Speaker 2: I don't know you were supposed to provide all Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought I was just providing the things you had
Speaker 1: to eat.
Speaker 2: I have to provide my own blindfold, all right.
Speaker 3: Anyway where he blindfolds me and feeds me things, and.
Speaker 2: It's usually horrific.
Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes it's been not as bad as other times.
Speaker 1: This time buckle up buttercups.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3: Let me just say one time it included something from
Speaker 3: his body.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you guys, I think I'm allowed to talk
Speaker 3: about this because I did talk to the girl and
Speaker 3: I said can I say this? And I think she
Speaker 3: said yes. Oh, otherwise I'm going to be bad. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: So I got I got through the process to become
Speaker 3: a contestant, possibly on let's make a deal.
Speaker 2: It it airs, it tapes on Friday. So I'm going
Speaker 2: up to LA on Friday.
Speaker 3: Now, the costumes can't be offensive, and they can't be
Speaker 3: trademarked or anything like that.
Speaker 2: They have to be, you know, basic. But I didn't
Speaker 2: want to just be.
Speaker 3: Like a banana or like some kind of like faerry
Speaker 3: or something. So what I did was I took a
Speaker 3: black long sleeve body suit and I took pictures of
Speaker 3: a TV, a radio, a microphone, headphones, a computer, a telephone,
Speaker 3: I mean, a cell phone, newspaper.
Speaker 2: What does that say to you?
Speaker 1: I'm a loser.
Speaker 2: Now what is that? What is that to you? What
Speaker 2: is all that? It is a TV camera, TV.
Speaker 1: Van, a studio. I want to get bullied.
Speaker 3: These are what I'm hearing a studio on the I'm
Speaker 3: wearing a hat that has like those flashing lights. I
Speaker 3: just got it from Amazon. I'm just gonna say social
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: Oh you're you're a you're a influencer.
Speaker 3: No, I'm social media. It's media and I'm gonna wear plat.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to dress up.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have to dress on a costume.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a costume. Thing is for let's make a deal.
Speaker 2: Yes, there everybody, he's in costume, everybody in the audience. Yes.
Speaker 3: And someone couldn't go because he has some all important
Speaker 3: something going on in his paper calendar, because he I
Speaker 3: was going to invite him to be in the audience
Speaker 3: with me, so instead.
Speaker 1: He's busy starting and only fans.
Speaker 3: So instead, I wish you couldn't come. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it would have been so fun.
Speaker 4: But I'm actually watching wallpaper dry on Friday.
Speaker 3: So yeah, when I told him, he was so like
Speaker 3: nonplussed about it.
Speaker 2: He just didn't even care, like he was not into.
Speaker 1: It at all.
Speaker 2: So I'm bringing my I'm bringing.
Speaker 3: Antonio, and why not because I'm not going to go
Speaker 3: by myself.
Speaker 5: To be fair, Let's make a deal. Is not exactly
Speaker 5: primetime television.
Speaker 2: Now or let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: It's on CBS and they give away cars, trips ten
Speaker 3: grand you know, uh designer, they give away ever such
Speaker 3: a purse, necklace and earrings like it's no joke, a
Speaker 3: trip to the Dominican Republic, a trip to Alaska.
Speaker 1: One with Howie Mendel. Right, they used to be.
Speaker 3: The one with Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady, he's he was
Speaker 3: a comedian.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, I'm thinking, oh right, and.
Speaker 2: You get used.
Speaker 3: So they say, okay, so I'm the contest. No, you know,
Speaker 3: and you introduce yourself and you talk about your costume,
Speaker 3: and then they say, okay, you can either choose behind
Speaker 3: door one, door two, door three.
Speaker 2: We'll just tell you what's behind door number one. Behind
Speaker 2: door number one is a brand new bedroom set.
Speaker 3: Do you want to keep it or and we'll give
Speaker 3: you a thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Or do you want to pick another door?
Speaker 5: You do know in a situation where you're offered three
Speaker 5: doors and one door is revealed to you, you always
Speaker 5: switch your vote if given the opportunity, I.
Speaker 2: Always pick another door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, that's called the Monty Python Monty Python problem.
Speaker 2: Well the thing is used to host it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's it's what it's called. It's just it's
Speaker 1: like actual math problem. Though.
Speaker 2: But one of the doors has like a dud behind
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: But okay, if you pick a door and they say, well,
Speaker 5: wait a second, this other door over here has a dud,
Speaker 5: and there's there's one more dud.
Speaker 2: There's a dud and their price, right.
Speaker 1: Would you like to switch your door? You always say yes?
Speaker 3: I what because seriously I'm there to just go for it.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go for it. And they'll say, how
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 3: We'll give you twenty five dollars and your bedroom set
Speaker 3: and the trip to the Dominican Republic, but there is
Speaker 3: ten grand behind one of these doors.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
Speaker 1: I'll say, if you switch doors, you have a sixty
Speaker 1: six percent chance of winning.
Speaker 2: I'm probably going to go home with nothing.
Speaker 1: Probably, no, no, I la gonna get it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go crazy and just be like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to pick the number two.
Speaker 2: Because it reminds me of my daughter. It'll be like
Speaker 2: it'll be like faith.
Speaker 1: Just always switch doors.
Speaker 2: Faith, I do know that.
Speaker 3: Okay, after we do eat this not that Oh my God,
Speaker 3: which we're doing right now, we're going to also talk
Speaker 3: about a video that we posted. We post a lot
Speaker 3: of like teaser videos to talk about like we're what
Speaker 3: we're doing on the podcast the week This week, well,
Speaker 3: one of them created a shit storm, and I'm going
Speaker 3: to read to you various comments and most of them
Speaker 3: are not good.
Speaker 1: Are they directed at me?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Maybe not?
Speaker 1: Actually we all got some hate, yes.
Speaker 3: Actually sprinkled about one person got it harder than anybody
Speaker 3: else over the joke.
Speaker 2: You'll find out. You'll find out after we plan and I.
Speaker 3: Have like see all this, see all this, This.
Speaker 2: Is all the comment god on all of them.
Speaker 1: Now I'm worried. What was it on Instagram?
Speaker 2: It was on Instagram? And yeah it was on Instagram. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so bring it on.
Speaker 3: Let's play some music. So like it, some creepy music.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever we have.
Speaker 1: Where's your head band?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know I have something good.
Speaker 2: It says welcome to this ship show.
Speaker 4: Well that's perfect because this is really gonna be terrible.
Speaker 4: Head and yeah, and fold it over your eyes, double sir.
Speaker 2: Thanks, I'll leave my mouth open obviously.
Speaker 4: Well that that would be refreshing.
Speaker 2: Now, now come on, what is this? Am I gonna get?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I gonna pew? I'm not puking?
Speaker 1: Well you might, you might.
Speaker 2: You didn't go like.
Speaker 3: Completely off the wall, like out of control, off the hinge, Like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like maybe get e.
Speaker 2: Cole I or something. We'll see from one of these things.
Speaker 2: We'll see, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, is there anything in here that I might enjoy?
Speaker 3: Is there like a little treat?
Speaker 1: Perhaps there might be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, just to break it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: There might be a little something to.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, so I have my thing on.
Speaker 3: I can't see a thing. How many?
Speaker 2: How many different things do I have to taste?
Speaker 1: Uh? There's seven?
Speaker 2: Oh my, do I have my Okay, here's my juice? Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: my soda stream. Shut up. I love my soda stream.
Speaker 2: I just got it, and I love it.
Speaker 1: I say, I'm at CVS all the time. Now I'm like,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It makes my sparkling water, which I'm addicted to.
Speaker 1: It's poor man, so I know.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait, wait, okay, get your mouth in there. Okay,
Speaker 3: my mouth is fine.
Speaker 2: Now can you like maybe give a little like narration
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm going to put something in your mouth. You
Speaker 1: may or may not like it.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Is it a tiny piece? Do I have to chew
Speaker 2: the whole thing? Can I swallow it? Anyway? Okay, let's
Speaker 2: let's go. Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: Okay, open your mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait, wait, let me ask you something. Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian,
Speaker 2: let me ask you some logistics.
Speaker 1: Looks delicious, it really does.
Speaker 3: Right after he puts it in my mouth as I'm
Speaker 3: tasting it. Should he say what it is?
Speaker 1: You have to guess, You have to guess.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, ready, here we go. It doesn't even look bad.
Speaker 2: Like a ash, like a piece of cotton.
Speaker 1: It does look like.
Speaker 2: Something dipped in cotton. What's it dipped in?
Speaker 1: It's a tampo? No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: No, the cotton is what got me, not even the
Speaker 3: thing that's burning.
Speaker 4: Actually it's it's a cotton pad dipped in ghost pepper sauce.
Speaker 1: What that's nefarious?
Speaker 2: That gross me out? The cotton pads.
Speaker 4: I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone.
Speaker 1: That's that's evil.
Speaker 2: Are they do they get worse than this?
Speaker 1: Possibly?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I hope there's a good one on
Speaker 5: there for your sake. Was it's really spicy?
Speaker 3: Like I can't even feel My mouth is numb. I
Speaker 3: might my tongue on mine.
Speaker 2: I'd be working right.
Speaker 1: Now, and I put that on tacos by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I can't do spicy. Oh my god, my
Speaker 2: tongue is on fire.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready here this should help read.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is really scary. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, very mealy tasting yahm.
Speaker 1: Hm hmmm.
Speaker 2: It's like tomato. Eat something tomatoes.
Speaker 1: It's tomatoes, it's tomato taste.
Speaker 2: I hate tomato, Come on, I do, I do.
Speaker 3: There are a few things in my life that I hate.
Speaker 2: One of them.
Speaker 1: Is it worse than a cotton ball covered in hot sauce?
Speaker 2: Though it's feeling that way right now.
Speaker 1: Care you ready?
Speaker 2: Not really, but take a sip.
Speaker 1: You want to take a sip.
Speaker 5: Let her get her soda stream, just to just to
Speaker 5: wet her palate. You got some coffee beans?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this is number three.
Speaker 1: Not even halfway. Just said it. You're fine, one, two, three,
Speaker 1: open wide.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's another. I can't breathe.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 2: It's so freaking hot.
Speaker 3: My whole entire and.
Speaker 2: Throat are on fire.
Speaker 1: It's Perry Perry sauce. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2: My nose and eyes are running so hard right now.
Speaker 4: I can't do hot, I know, but baby, it's it's
Speaker 4: for the show.
Speaker 2: I just got like a pepper in my chunk. Perry
Speaker 2: Perry sauce.
Speaker 1: Perry Perry sauce.
Speaker 2: Where does it come from? Hell?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not even gonna I'm just gonna go. I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna blow through these.
Speaker 1: No, it won't. You know what it is, Brian, I
Speaker 1: can see it ready, open your mouth.
Speaker 3: Say uh ah, okay, you put a fun up word. Okay,
Speaker 3: they case. I'm not chewing them yet, but they're like
Speaker 3: jelly beans? Are these jelly belly?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you pick off the worst ones from that thing?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I do all of the just oh my god, chew them.
Speaker 1: I just grabbed a handful. Mm hmm ah.
Speaker 2: That was liquorice toothpaste.
Speaker 3: Laurah h.
Speaker 2: You're one more.
Speaker 3: God damn it, it's this is rotten eggs.
Speaker 2: I'm dead now.
Speaker 1: This one actually looks really good. M one was thrown up.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one tastes like.
Speaker 4: You're the under part of your nose is sweating so bad.
Speaker 3: Running because I can't handle I don't you know what.
Speaker 3: I can't even taste anything anymore. I don't It just
Speaker 3: could be like rotten eggs.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That is disgusting. I don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 4: Just throw it at the table, I don't know, throw
Speaker 4: it out here. There we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, goss, yes, okay, ready, here we go. This
Speaker 1: one should be good. This should be good. One, two, three.
Speaker 3: Hmmm, it's like a gummy Okay, I'm not even kidding
Speaker 3: right now, I literally can't taste the damn thing.
Speaker 2: My tongue is so much on fire.
Speaker 1: Throw that to me, Eric, I want the rest of it.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what that just was except for
Speaker 3: maybe a fr.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's literally just a fruit roll up.
Speaker 3: I taste absolutely nothing paste and a little bit of
Speaker 3: our okay, and hot sauce.
Speaker 4: Oh great, here, ready, We've got two more. This is
Speaker 4: second to last.
Speaker 2: And I didn't even need any dinner, so I'm not
Speaker 2: going to feel good after this.
Speaker 1: Okay, care we go, ready, big girl, here we go.
Speaker 1: Power through one?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 3: Okay, this it feels very scary. It has the consistency
Speaker 3: of a raisin.
Speaker 1: Maybe you spit out on accident. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If that was a dog treat, I am not happy.
Speaker 2: Was that a dog treat? Was that a dog treat?
Speaker 2: It was the size of a dog treat, tasted like crap?
Speaker 1: Yes, that is sickening. Honestly, though, dog food smells good.
Speaker 2: This some dog food, yes, some treats.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, here's the last one.
Speaker 4: Here, hold hold hold out your hand. Okay, Oh, do
Speaker 4: you want me to just here, No, here we go.
Speaker 2: H it takes like a bird nest or something like?
Speaker 2: What the is it like?
Speaker 5: Is it like.
Speaker 2: Cotton or that's stuff that you grub the sink with.
Speaker 5: All I'll say is that, Eric is unbelievably read right now.
Speaker 5: It's like Lily crying laughing.
Speaker 2: Is it like bean sprouts or something? Little baby bean sprouts?
Speaker 1: You just swallow so if you get some.
Speaker 3: Flavor, it doesn't taste like anything that. I don't want
Speaker 3: to swallow it because it might be I feel like
Speaker 3: it's gonna get stuck.
Speaker 1: In my throat. I just want to spit out.
Speaker 2: Then what was that? What was that?
Speaker 5: Eric?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 4: Eric?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: My chest hair?
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna be able to get all this out
Speaker 3: of my mouth.
Speaker 1: That's pretty diabolical. Oh my god, you kill me.
Speaker 2: Take my thing.
Speaker 3: There's so many little tiny hairs are during my tongue.
Speaker 1: That was a messed up Oh god, oh.
Speaker 3: From your chest and not on somewhere else, because you're
Speaker 3: doing that too. Okay, now look now you're mascure's already.
Speaker 2: My hair is a mess. Look at the inside of
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that that was hair, not coming Take a
Speaker 5: drink of your your sparkling soda water.
Speaker 2: I don't want to swallow the hair.
Speaker 1: It's all right. It was just rinse chest hair. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was a blend. That was a blend.
Speaker 2: It's never gonna come off my.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Oh that was funny.
Speaker 2: I could have been maybe top three worst ones ever, No,
Speaker 2: top two.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Out No, I have a hair stuck in my throat
Speaker 3: along with old hot sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, starting with the hot sauce. That was pretty, especially
Speaker 1: my cotton ball is pretty.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, that's evil.
Speaker 2: I'm picking hair out of my mouth. I'm sorry, I apologize.
Speaker 2: I'm gotta get off the show.
Speaker 3: You you are diabolical, just like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: have a hair hanging off my lip Look, your freaking
Speaker 3: chest hair.
Speaker 2: Is hanging off my lipstick.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 2: All right. I gotta tell you guys something.
Speaker 3: So do you remember the joke you told us last
Speaker 3: week that I didn't see coming as a joke because
Speaker 3: you start sometimes and I always believe you that you're
Speaker 3: telling a story, like you're like, oh my god, did
Speaker 3: you hear about And I'm like super invested, right because
Speaker 3: I don't know joke's coming because I'm clueless like that,
Speaker 3: So go ahead and tell it, and I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 4: Did you hear the story about the guy? He's one
Speaker 4: of the most famous gynecologists in the world and he's deaf.
Speaker 2: No what? Uh? No, I haven't heard this story.
Speaker 1: My god, he's amazing. He's a really good lip reader.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: And of course I was like pissed because I thought
Speaker 3: he was going to actually tell like a real story
Speaker 3: of something that happened to this this this deaf gynecologist.
Speaker 1: It was also a terrible joke. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Well see this, I'm about to read you the comments
Speaker 3: cause I posted it as one of our little teaser videos,
Speaker 3: like hey watch the show Eric, you know, just randomly boil.
Speaker 3: Why I did this strike a chord with some people?
Speaker 4: Did I look bad in this situation?
Speaker 1: Oh boy?
Speaker 3: Lots of laughter emojis, lots of comments with those.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're good there, l m AO.
Speaker 3: That was on the line. But funny AF saw this
Speaker 3: coming from a mile away. Other dude, is it Beta?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? They're talking about you? Brian?
Speaker 1: How do you know it's me. Other guy could be.
Speaker 3: Him, No, because he was the main one telling the joke.
Speaker 3: You're the one that chimed in. Other guy's a beta.
Speaker 1: Beta is not an alpha.
Speaker 2: Okay, so.
Speaker 3: That first dig on Brian. Okay, she's probably so annoying. Okay,
Speaker 3: talking about me in my reaction.
Speaker 1: That is an apt astute observation.
Speaker 2: All right, Karen about me?
Speaker 3: Because what they don't understand these people that are commenting
Speaker 3: are all of them were nonfall They must not know
Speaker 3: my background of how I don't like jokes and how
Speaker 3: you're doing this to me on purpose.
Speaker 2: So listen, Uh, you're.
Speaker 3: Not supposed to be the only one laughing at your joke,
Speaker 3: because you were for a milliseconds. She smiled, but she
Speaker 3: chose to be pissed. She wanted to laugh.
Speaker 2: She seems fun. She's a miserable person.
Speaker 3: The second guy is a d bag and she is
Speaker 3: TII what's that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know, t I I.
Speaker 2: It seems like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the other guy is a virgin and she definitely
Speaker 3: didn't get it well done.
Speaker 2: Ficco.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that means.
Speaker 2: I don't either.
Speaker 3: This is yeah, Oh she's pissed, probably because she hasn't
Speaker 3: had it.
Speaker 2: In a wild I mean, what in the world, this
Speaker 2: was just a simple joke.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she.
Speaker 2: Was probably born pissed. I wasn't like that bad. I
Speaker 2: heard that joke when I was nine years old.
Speaker 3: I love winding up women and tell her it's a
Speaker 3: joke and not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Speaker 3: So there we go. Oh my god, all those comments
Speaker 3: within four days of so you're little gone in college's joke.
Speaker 3: Oh one of them was like, yeah, that said that
Speaker 3: was on the line, but funny af Oh so of
Speaker 3: course again Eric makes the dirty joke. Everybody loves Eric,
Speaker 3: and I get trashed and Brian gets a tiny bit trashed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are welcome. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. All right, so I have something to tell Brian.
Speaker 5: Okay, Brian, Yeah, Laura, you're not in your jack.
Speaker 1: Just let him because she had that face. I worked
Speaker 1: my magic. Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Something is coming for Brian, and I may just have
Speaker 4: my own show after what comes comes.
Speaker 1: Can I just have your own show? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You might not want her, I see, I'll kick her
Speaker 5: off her own show.
Speaker 4: The cranky lady who doesn't like jokes.
Speaker 2: I know I'm the one who hasn't gotten it in
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: We'll start a new show called Boys Club, The Horny
Speaker 1: the Horny Cranky Lady.
Speaker 2: Club and Karen the Karen, the.
Speaker 1: Horny Cranky Karen Karen, No.
Speaker 2: Eric.
Speaker 3: I doubt Brian would do that unless there was a
Speaker 3: physical being that came with through the door.
Speaker 1: I do it for a lot less. Don't kid yourself.
Speaker 2: I didn't think so at first, but now I'm not
Speaker 2: so sure. No, you know what you've got? Okay? How
Speaker 2: many things from Keanu Reeves you have now?
Speaker 1: For several?
Speaker 2: Okay? And from Harrison Ford one? Okay? Is this? When
Speaker 2: is this gonna occur? Do you have any idea?
Speaker 1: I got the notification today.
Speaker 2: Which means how much longer? Next week?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. A couple maybe a week or so? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it bigger than anything we've you've.
Speaker 6: Ever brought to the table here? Yes, Brian, let me
Speaker 6: put it this way, let me put it this way. Yes,
Speaker 6: and yes, wait.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Brian's gonna kick me off my own show.
Speaker 4: What No, it's twofold, it's twofold?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: These are very ominous vague hints.
Speaker 1: But is being shipped here in the mail. You just
Speaker 1: got the notification. It's good.
Speaker 3: Oh did you talk to like Madame Dussode's uh tusds
Speaker 3: wax museum?
Speaker 6: Is it a wax figurine of uh whats?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: The Is that like the closest you could get.
Speaker 1: I don't think they shipped those things out.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just okay. Also, please do not say that's awful.
Speaker 1: That's horrifying.
Speaker 2: Oh that would be so bad.
Speaker 5: Someone enters my house and they're like nice uh Keanu
Speaker 5: reeves in your corner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like nice doll.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, you I'm going to be extremely.
Speaker 2: Brian. Did you see the finale of Severance?
Speaker 1: It's very good.
Speaker 2: Speaking of wax figurines, that that Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, did you start it?
Speaker 1: I started.
Speaker 4: I watched the first episode two nights ago.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know I know you, and I know you're not
Speaker 3: into it yet. No, okay, give it another one.
Speaker 5: It's gonna take a couple of bike up, we promise it.
Speaker 5: It builds and then it kind of just rolls down
Speaker 5: the hill like a snowball.
Speaker 2: Yes, for sure.
Speaker 4: Okay, so are you watching adolescents? No?
Speaker 2: I watched the first two episodes, and I fell asleep
Speaker 2: in the third one.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's super slow and it's all done in
Speaker 4: one take, like, yeah, I noticed that. So the first
Speaker 4: two episodes are really slow, like I almost didn't finish
Speaker 4: watching it.
Speaker 2: I think that's why I fell asleep.
Speaker 4: And then everybody said keep going because the third episode
Speaker 4: it kicks into high gear, and it does.
Speaker 3: Did you watch The White Lotus Yes, last night. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, it's so freaking good. I think this could
Speaker 3: be the best one, the Thailand one. It's it's so
Speaker 3: damn good and I love Parker Posey.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's so good. So there is on.
Speaker 4: I think it's on Netflix, Yes it is, and it's
Speaker 4: the it's the documentary about the woman in.
Speaker 1: New Zealand. I believe that claims she had cancer.
Speaker 2: Oh I've seen that apple Side or vinegar.
Speaker 1: No, no, not appleside. It well, I think that about her.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, I think it's it's actually a documentary on her.
Speaker 4: Her names like Bell Garrett or something like that, and
Speaker 4: she claimed she had cancer.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen this and didn't and she got crated.
Speaker 2: This whole company in this whole lifestyle.
Speaker 4: Book deal from penguin. She got Apple put an app
Speaker 4: on their Apple Watch.
Speaker 2: For her and raise money for charity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they never saw it. So it's a
Speaker 4: two episode. It's called like Tracking Down the Biggest Internet
Speaker 4: Hoax of All Time or something, and it's really good.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a documentary that is so powerful and good.
Speaker 3: It's called Daniel, and it's about this guy who started
Speaker 3: using his video camera when he was probably like six
Speaker 3: years old, seven years old and just wanted to be
Speaker 3: a filmmaker and just started documenting his life. And he
Speaker 3: ended up going to just like thirty two different countries
Speaker 3: and he just filmed himself and a lot of his
Speaker 3: thoughts and stuff. And he was he's a really good person,
Speaker 3: and he just was so passionate about life.
Speaker 2: He goes, I love life, I love the earth. I
Speaker 2: just love nature. He was just so like so passionate.
Speaker 3: And he goes to a cave in the Mayan. He
Speaker 3: was in this the Yukatan, and he goes inside this
Speaker 3: sacred cave and there's like a bunch of like bones
Speaker 3: from old lions and some like some of these like
Speaker 3: figurines and stuff. And the guy says to him, you're
Speaker 3: not supposed.
Speaker 2: To take anything from this cave because it's sacred.
Speaker 3: Well, Daniel would take something from every place that he
Speaker 3: would go. He had all these momentos, and he really
Speaker 3: loved rocks he took. He collected rocks from each one
Speaker 3: of his place. So he decided to take what he
Speaker 3: thought was a rock from the cave. And he comes
Speaker 3: back and within a month.
Speaker 2: He's sick. I'm not going to ruin it for you,
Speaker 2: but I want to say something.
Speaker 1: It's a documentary.
Speaker 2: It's a documentary, and his sister cursed rock.
Speaker 1: Yes, I just had some bacteria on it. No, not
Speaker 1: on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It's God, what is that on? Just look up Daniel
Speaker 2: and the ending, the sister. I can't. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it tonight.
Speaker 3: It's so it's uplifting, it's sad, it's it's so powerful.
Speaker 2: I really really it touched me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So, and this guy, seriously, it was his film he's
Speaker 3: always wanted to make and he find.
Speaker 2: And it was finally himed.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So he gets the directorial credits and everything is Daniel
Speaker 3: North cut.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my god, watch it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, So there wasn't a lot of I don't
Speaker 4: have a lot of Hollywood dirt today because there wasn't much.
Speaker 4: There was the you know, the not much happened in Hollywood,
Speaker 4: nobody died, nothing. But what have you heard?
Speaker 1: This is?
Speaker 4: Have you heard all this news about this teacher, Britney
Speaker 4: Forton Berry, who lives in Indiana. She's a junior high
Speaker 4: school teacher. No, so, how old are you when you're
Speaker 4: in junior high twelve?
Speaker 2: Twelve thirteen?
Speaker 1: Roughly?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: She invited all these boys over to her house, made
Speaker 4: them all put on scream masks, and she had a
Speaker 4: gang bang with a bunch of like twelve year olds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding? She's in jail now. I'm like, good,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Like? Who?
Speaker 2: That is a sicko right there.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like in the last
Speaker 5: couple of years at least, what's hit the media has
Speaker 5: been a lot more of female teachers getting boys.
Speaker 1: Than vice versa. Yeah, is what you'd expect. It's crazy, But.
Speaker 4: I mean, on top of everything else that's so wrong
Speaker 4: with it, the scream masks just make it even creepier.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a known trend, so that's just her. Oh god,
Speaker 1: that is so gross.
Speaker 2: It's a trend to put on screen masks and have
Speaker 2: an orgy or whatever.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily the last part, but to do.
Speaker 2: It the scream mask on that the thing.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like you would probably carry a scream masking.
Speaker 2: Okay, well maybe that'll get me some.
Speaker 5: There's definitely a lot of like what's the term thirst traps,
Speaker 5: suggestive videos now circle online. It's like like a stage thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, did you guys hear about the viral
Speaker 3: mug shot the hot mug shot from this chick from
Speaker 3: I think she was from the University of Oklahoma or.
Speaker 2: Something like that. She got pulled over for speeding.
Speaker 3: The officer let her go, she gets back in her car, speeds,
Speaker 3: He pulls her over again and has to arrest her
Speaker 3: because she is speeding again. So she gets she gets
Speaker 3: taken into the police station, and her mugshot is so
Speaker 3: incredibly beautiful. She's like the hottest thing you've ever seen
Speaker 3: in your life. And so she totally went viral. So
Speaker 3: she was talking about it to TMZ like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it was like I couldn't even believe it. And you know,
Speaker 3: the officer that took me in was like playing his
Speaker 3: like playlist for me, and we were making friends, and I,
Speaker 3: you know, it was kind of freaky being in the well.
Speaker 3: On Sunday, she got pulled over again for harassing an
Speaker 3: officer and for something else. There was some o the
Speaker 3: thing that she did, and she got thrown into jail
Speaker 3: this time. And so there was a second mug shot
Speaker 3: with her in the prison garb, and.
Speaker 2: She looked still incredibly hot. It's like the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not funny. She got released on
Speaker 2: four thousand dollars bail.
Speaker 3: But this chick is a hot She's a she's a menace,
Speaker 3: but she's a hot menace.
Speaker 2: So did you see the picture of her? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: do you think? It's pretty? I mean for a mugshot.
Speaker 2: Come on, she's smiling. She looks like a glamour spot. Anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I have this list and then we'll call
Speaker 3: it a day because you coming up wash your mouth out.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I am like, I feel like a little
Speaker 3: bit of throw up is like stuck in my throat,
Speaker 3: even though.
Speaker 2: It won't come out. Okay, it won't come out. We'll
Speaker 2: think about what I just ingested and I haven't had
Speaker 2: any food.
Speaker 1: Read your thing. I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 1: That's my own point. It was funny. I want to
Speaker 1: think about it. Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 2: Do we care about the highest paid actors of twenty four? Sure?
Speaker 1: Why not? Why I'm us depressed?
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is do do do? Dude? Do do do do? Dude?
Speaker 2: Don't look at this list? Do do do do? Not
Speaker 2: on the top twenty of.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four? Yes, oh god? What mega movies came
Speaker 1: out in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Just throw out some names I have twenty, but maybe
Speaker 2: I'm wanting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling is de de de deep Deep Dee dee
Speaker 2: deep deep.
Speaker 1: Not on the list of top twy.
Speaker 2: There's a Ryan on there though.
Speaker 1: Ryan Rendall Oh obviously number.
Speaker 3: Two eighty five million. He's the number two highest paid
Speaker 3: actor if twenty four. Daniel Craig.
Speaker 2: Daniel Craig.
Speaker 3: No, No, he wasn't any blocks all star who had
Speaker 3: a big movie that kind of flopped with Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: J Phoenix, He's number twenty Okay.
Speaker 2: Nineteen is Scarlett Johansson. She made twenty one million dollars less.
Speaker 4: Oh these are men and women? Yes, oh, actors. I
Speaker 4: thought it was just men.
Speaker 2: What was she actor?
Speaker 1: Twenty one or twenty four? I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't know either. Jay Gillenhall twenty two million.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh was he in Roadhouse?
Speaker 2: That and something else?
Speaker 1: He's rear He.
Speaker 2: Got buffed out for oh for Roadhouse.
Speaker 3: Reee is not on this list of top twenty. Denzel
Speaker 3: Washington is, though he's number seventeen.
Speaker 1: Gladiator.
Speaker 2: John Cena is number sixteen with twenty three million.
Speaker 1: No clue, Nicole Kidman is she on there?
Speaker 2: She's number eight because she.
Speaker 1: Had like four movies come out.
Speaker 2: There thirty one million dollars.
Speaker 1: Rough.
Speaker 3: Jack Quaid not a name that is on here. Matt
Speaker 3: Damon is, though he's fifteen with twenty three million. Mark
Speaker 3: Wahlberg is number fourteen twenty three million.
Speaker 2: Jason staith I'm your little boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Oh he's got a new movie coming out twenty four
Speaker 4: Working Man comes out on Friday.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for Jason Staithan to be in a
Speaker 1: good movie again. I love him.
Speaker 3: Channing Tatum is tied with Jason Statham at twenty four million.
Speaker 3: Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order. Right, Oh, twenty five million.
Speaker 3: She's still raking in huge bucks.
Speaker 1: For Law and Order, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Law and Order?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, law and Order? She getting paid twenty five
Speaker 1: million for that.
Speaker 2: It's you know how many before John Sudy, This is actor,
Speaker 2: she's well, she is an actor.
Speaker 1: Any that cancel that shows the worst love my judge, Judy.
Speaker 2: Will Smith is still bringing it in.
Speaker 3: And did you know that he's trying to revive his
Speaker 3: singing musical career.
Speaker 1: Help.
Speaker 3: I saw a video of him performing like hip hop
Speaker 3: and doing some choreography and he is looking a little
Speaker 3: thick and he's looking not real good in the video
Speaker 3: I saw.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was just the video.
Speaker 1: Wait, what about Timothy shall May He's.
Speaker 2: Not on this list?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Maybe for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1: About Wonka, I know Dune too?
Speaker 3: Will Smith twenty six, Adam Sandler twenty six, Nicole Kid
Speaker 3: Been thirty one, George Clooney thirty one, Brad Pitt thirty two,
Speaker 3: Hugh Jackman fifty million, Jerry Seinfeld sixty million.
Speaker 1: Or what what has he been in.
Speaker 2: Residuals? From friend? I'm not count from Seinfeld. He's been
Speaker 2: doing coffee and cars with comedians. He's also been on
Speaker 2: these list.
Speaker 1: Jerry's Seinfeld.
Speaker 3: He's on a huge tour right now, comedy tour that's
Speaker 3: not that successful.
Speaker 1: That's sixty millions insane for that?
Speaker 2: Well maybe he has I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not really high fan.
Speaker 2: Well, how do you feel about Kevin Hart being number
Speaker 2: three with eighty one million dollars?
Speaker 1: This list should really just be move based off of movies.
Speaker 2: This is from Forbes, I know, But who's the one
Speaker 2: that's the Who's number one?
Speaker 1: Guys? The big buff one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what's his name? The rock? There you go?
Speaker 2: Number one.
Speaker 3: Number one highest paid actor of twenty twenty four was Dwayne.
Speaker 2: The Rock Johnson again for what movie? Eighty eight million dollars.
Speaker 2: Wasn't evening Mawana I and oh something else. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not good with jumon G sixty four.
Speaker 2: That was like years ago, twenty twenty four, babe, I
Speaker 2: wasn't twenty twenty four whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know either, but I do know that you're
Speaker 2: going to try to make.
Speaker 3: We're probably gonna get hate again for this next that
Speaker 3: was going to be amazing. No what I it's been
Speaker 3: It's no joke that I don't like jokes.
Speaker 2: So when we do this game make Laura.
Speaker 3: Laugh, I'm not gonna not laugh on purpose. I'm going
Speaker 3: to be completely open minded to the jokes you tell me,
Speaker 3: but generally I don't think any jokes are funny.
Speaker 2: So we'll see, we'll see will you be able to
Speaker 2: make me laugh?
Speaker 1: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Speaker 3: Because wait, I have a stick up my butt. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm got laid in three years?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What else did they say?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 2: I know the last part. Anyway, we don't need to
Speaker 2: go into that, Dewey.
Speaker 1: Should we just change the logo to Karen after Dark?
Speaker 2: No? Anyway, you guys, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be and watching and we will see you
Speaker 3: on Thursday with a brand new episode and probably more
Speaker 3: fun comments come here, Elvis, and we really appreciate you
Speaker 3: for being part of our podcast family and.
Speaker 4: Love your podcast, love your podcast.
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