Speaker 1: From workhouse connect and AJ Benze fame.
Speaker 2: Uh, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and
Speaker 2: play really dirty, kinky sex games.
Speaker 3: The guy put the cock in the peacock network.
Speaker 1: Okay, bitch, hey folks, welcome back to Everything is a Bitch.
Speaker 1: Mike's sitting here with AJ for episode sixty six. It
Speaker 1: is Thursday, the twenty third of July, the twenty th
Speaker 1: of July. Yes, the summer that flew by. Really AJ's
Speaker 1: in Chicago and preparing for what are you going to?
Speaker 1: I guess that's a week or memorial service for Jack
Speaker 1: on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Saturday Saturday out of the restaurant Eddie murlows for three hours.
Speaker 3: Rosalie paid for upen bar and steak sandwiches.
Speaker 2: This food there too, But then like forty people are
Speaker 2: coming to the house afterward for more food. Rosie cooked
Speaker 2: sausage and peppers, pesto ravioli in the red sauce chicken wings.
Speaker 3: It doesn't stop. Should I gets better?
Speaker 1: Call like for eight portaties outside.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, she's rubbing about her upper chest Attica. It goes
Speaker 2: back and forth every few days, like just get off
Speaker 2: your feet, What the fuck are you doing? You get
Speaker 2: all these people are flying in. If you're in pain.
Speaker 2: What happens if she takes a paint pill then she
Speaker 2: gets nauseous that she has no she can't take pain pills.
Speaker 2: She sticks with advilentine because she gets nauseous, and she's
Speaker 2: just to lay down a days over.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, you.
Speaker 1: Know, tell us she might try this because I have
Speaker 1: really you know, I've had the surgeries and I have
Speaker 1: bad siatica. Yeah, uh a leave works a lot better.
Speaker 3: Yeah as in that, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And the others for me. I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: it does. It might It might just help her to
Speaker 1: switch it up.
Speaker 3: Alive can do motrins. But we was good.
Speaker 2: But you know, she texts the gummy to go to bed,
Speaker 2: like I didn't went to the gummy store yesterday. So
Speaker 2: she's sleeping, Okay, I think she's I mean, she's a
Speaker 2: little nervous, I think because you know, we're all going
Speaker 2: to cry again on Saturday. Obviously not we'll have a
Speaker 2: ton of laughs, but there'll be some, you know, people
Speaker 2: we haven't seen. I'm seeing my brother of Frankie. You
Speaker 2: haven't seen Frankie like four years because Orlean a lot
Speaker 2: of people are coming by, people from Jersey, like I said, Florida,
Speaker 2: New York.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool. They're all coming out.
Speaker 1: So you know that's good. I mean, he deserves it.
Speaker 1: He was a great guy and touch a lot of
Speaker 1: people's lives exactly.
Speaker 2: So you know, I didn't tell you this, but one
Speaker 2: of my listeners on Fame writes to me out of
Speaker 2: the blue, I talked about Jack show. He says, you know,
Speaker 2: if it wasn't for Jack, for then as I don't
Speaker 2: think I would have learned how to swim. This kid,
Speaker 2: one of my listeners had swim lessons from Jack and
Speaker 2: camp and he said, I'm from I'm from New York,
Speaker 2: from California. The point is, when you're young and live
Speaker 2: in a state by the beach, you're not going to
Speaker 2: get have a lot of fun if you can't swim.
Speaker 2: So Jack was patient me learned how to shwn like
Speaker 2: three weeks whatever.
Speaker 3: He you know doing that Jack well.
Speaker 2: Jack was the head swimming instructor of two different day
Speaker 2: camps on Long Island, Driftwood and West Hills, and he
Speaker 2: was always a life creaty was always certify as a lifeguard.
Speaker 3: And then he did it sometimes in our pool for
Speaker 3: extra money. He would be home in charge whatever charge.
Speaker 3: Now younger kids were coming. Yeah, yeah, and we do
Speaker 3: like an April in May when the pool was freezing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know, well, if you need the money,
Speaker 2: we'll open the pool up Jesus Christ on April maybe May.
Speaker 1: But I remember on a bed. I don't know if you,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell was with on a bed,
Speaker 1: I dove into the canal of March. It's like one
Speaker 1: of those one of those March days that come out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. All of a sudden, it's sixty five degrees
Speaker 1: and Sunday, and a bunch of people at the house
Speaker 1: was on the dock and somebody says, you know, five
Speaker 1: bucks if you dive in or whatever, which you know
Speaker 1: five bucks? M was It's like a full tank of gas.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Yeah, I'll dive in. And I don't
Speaker 1: know how that water had to be fifty five degrees
Speaker 1: maybe sixty degrees. What did you what did you just do?
Speaker 1: What did you just do?
Speaker 3: I know this thing was loose. I put it back
Speaker 3: in the Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Aj Ben's's recording will continue on a new track. Usually
Speaker 1: it's Kenny that's sucking me up, folks, my finger hitting.
Speaker 3: I swear to God the HDMI whatever for the thing I.
Speaker 1: Think is way too sensitive. All of this freaking technology. God,
Speaker 1: so many crew I feel like we haven't talked in
Speaker 1: two weeks. So all this crazy shit going on in
Speaker 1: the world, Let's see where the heck do we start?
Speaker 1: Everywhere you look, Well, it's good that you're not in
Speaker 1: La at least you're not there while the ship like
Speaker 1: is is going down all this. There's another a water
Speaker 1: mein burst in West Hollywood again this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. I saw Coldwater Canyon had water just
Speaker 2: like a river, like a wild river ride terrible. I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's bad, but it washes the scum off
Speaker 2: the street and then the homes have to disappear into
Speaker 2: shelters or wherever the hell they go because Mike, we
Speaker 2: you know, it's disgusting. It's disgusting at Los Angeles certain parts.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, and it's and to hear that that
Speaker 1: whole infrastructure there, all of that plumbing is over one
Speaker 1: hundred years old. I mean, I don't know what how
Speaker 1: old this stuff is in in other big US City's
Speaker 1: a figure that there's an overall uh you know, municipal
Speaker 1: plan to change out that stuff over time, you would
Speaker 1: think so, I wouldn't think a hundred plus years would
Speaker 1: be the normal.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't fix We don't fix our bridges, we
Speaker 2: don't fix our tunnels. You know, you see what's I mean?
Speaker 2: That's New York, New York as well, New York. That's
Speaker 2: the same ship that the roads in la are disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's happening in a lot of cities, a lot of states,
Speaker 2: especially with all the fraud being committed.
Speaker 3: We've been hearing about.
Speaker 2: Insane amounts of fraud. I mean, one guy was successful
Speaker 2: at moving forty one million dollars into his account some
Speaker 2: fucking nobody with a medicaid or medicare fraud.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: The one guy that was one point two billion, that
Speaker 1: Jesus that he was. But but that that's separate, that's
Speaker 1: a separate world from what do we what do we
Speaker 1: invest in infrastructure? And who's right? How often are we
Speaker 1: replacing one hundred and twenty year old pipes?
Speaker 3: Just to give you that, just.
Speaker 2: To tell you well, it's not really terribly related to piping.
Speaker 2: But the park I live across from on too hunger.
Speaker 2: They put up this big wooden thing. I think she's
Speaker 2: an American Indian.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she was.
Speaker 2: But it was a big piece of wood, a nice painting,
Speaker 2: and I said to my son, that's going to last
Speaker 2: a day, maybe a day. The next day, red spray
Speaker 2: paint all over it, fucking holes in it.
Speaker 3: It's not it's dis fascinating.
Speaker 1: It was like a memorial.
Speaker 2: And I think I think it was a Native American
Speaker 2: because I craned my neck to the left to see it.
Speaker 3: But she was pretty and it was big. The next day.
Speaker 2: I mean, there are great neighborhoods in California where this
Speaker 2: ship doesn't go on. I just don't happen to live
Speaker 2: in those neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: I don't know where those neighborhoods are anymore. I think
Speaker 1: I think they're almost all gone. Let's see, you see
Speaker 1: about the killer whale off.
Speaker 3: Of I just saw that. I just saw that.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they're getting a little closer. I've
Speaker 2: always had a fear when you're out in the ocean,
Speaker 2: not really a fear, but you see these boats get
Speaker 2: capsized from an orca killer where landing on the back
Speaker 2: of it, at the front of it, and it just
Speaker 2: goes down. There's no match for you know whatever. They
Speaker 2: weigh three three tons, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: if they weigh or killer whales, but some of them
Speaker 2: so they're just a four ton sunfish, one of the
Speaker 2: biggest fish in the ocean. Two orcas were watching it.
Speaker 2: There's a video they just one orca puts its nose
Speaker 2: into the sun. The sunfish becomes confetti. That's how powerful
Speaker 2: these things are. Two killer whales destroyed this four tons
Speaker 2: sunfish and seconds.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I saw a couple of those over the years. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: they would be they would wow, they would get in
Speaker 1: in the inlet. Oh, and they're really they're bizarre looking.
Speaker 1: And even the first time I came upon one, I
Speaker 1: had no idea what it was. It was huge. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a whale at first or something like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're just these huge, harmless Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: they're just they're whale food. But you never saw I
Speaker 1: never saw a whale whale the entire time, No, never there.
Speaker 1: So having a killer whale come in, although not as
Speaker 1: scary as story I saw this actually happened in India.
Speaker 1: But a a leopard, a freaking leopard walked right into
Speaker 1: a liquor store. This is not like the beginning of
Speaker 1: a joke. A leopard walk A leopard walked into a
Speaker 1: freaking liquor store in India, which I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just the wilderness and the cities, they're just everything's intertwined.
Speaker 1: And so leopard just comes walking down the street, walks
Speaker 1: into the to the liquor store and Sanjay gur Jar,
Speaker 1: the proprietor, got mauled by the leopard. But I was
Speaker 1: able to successfully slide out Jesus and then pulled down
Speaker 1: the whatever metal like you know, garage door type thing,
Speaker 1: so he trapped He trapped the leopard in the liquor store.
Speaker 1: And there's a camera in there, so I mean, this
Speaker 1: was this was a leopard that preferred it's hard liquor,
Speaker 1: so not the wine. So it was over in the
Speaker 1: hard liquor section and it consumed quite a bit, although
Speaker 1: they still say they had to tranquilize it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but but somehow it didn't kill the guy just mauled
Speaker 1: them and he escaped and a lot of liquor.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well I think I saw that video. It
Speaker 2: was black and white from above. I think I sawed
Speaker 2: a few days ago. Yeah, it came out of nowhere
Speaker 2: and it took them and took his arm and take
Speaker 2: a side and he got out of his slid out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't you know. India is one of those countries where
Speaker 2: you know, there's always four of the street. There's the
Speaker 2: people self full of the street. They eat with rats
Speaker 2: cralling on their food, rats share their food. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of food for a leopard to come out of
Speaker 2: the wilderness and look.
Speaker 1: For or a or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's It's.
Speaker 1: Not high on my list of countries to visit. Never never,
Speaker 1: you know, were a billion people lived there.
Speaker 3: Remember Peter that scroll he lived next to me to
Speaker 3: the right. It was a year older.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Peter.
Speaker 2: Peter became a huge artist, designer, textile designer, and as
Speaker 2: a kid he went to India for a summer. He
Speaker 2: came back very different, like something went down in India.
Speaker 2: And then after he left school he went out to
Speaker 2: live in India. He has a place in India, place
Speaker 2: in France. But he's doing amazingly well. But I mean,
Speaker 2: I couldn't live out there.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I guess so he never had a leopard.
Speaker 3: Walk into his shop, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Or probably didn't have a leopard. It was also the
Speaker 1: one hundredth anniversary of Babe Ruth catching a baseball thrown
Speaker 1: out of an airplane.
Speaker 3: I never heard that story.
Speaker 1: I never heard that story either. I saw in the
Speaker 1: post other day that they did one hundredth anniversary thing
Speaker 1: of it. And you know what, I mean, it's going
Speaker 1: to break your hat. I think no, come on, I mean.
Speaker 3: Three hundred feet Wait, the play was that? How high
Speaker 3: was the plane?
Speaker 1: The play was only three hundred feet?
Speaker 3: Oh? I thought it was up there, Okay, three hundred feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I don't know if it was way up
Speaker 1: I don't know how you'd find the ball right, because that,
Speaker 1: to me, that's the challenge of this would be, Okay,
Speaker 1: where's the ball right? Because it's like the highest pop
Speaker 1: up anyone's ever hit in Major League history, and you
Speaker 1: got to get under the ball right. So, uh, maybe
Speaker 1: this seemed like a feat back in Babe Ruth's day
Speaker 1: or something, because I don't think that I think I
Speaker 1: could do this.
Speaker 3: I mean, these are the days of the Titanic. I
Speaker 3: mean a lot, a lot of stupid shit was going
Speaker 3: on back.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I know, but you still had big you know,
Speaker 1: Louke Gerrig and Bibe Ruth and these guys hitting the
Speaker 1: shit out of a baseball cat. I mean, three hundred
Speaker 1: feet is higher than somebody majorly kill like mashes a
Speaker 1: pop up. It gets way under a ball, but with
Speaker 1: a big swing, they might hit it one hundred Maybe
Speaker 1: it does be a little bit more than one hundred
Speaker 1: feet in the air.
Speaker 3: There's no thirty story moonshots. That's a long shot.
Speaker 1: They're not going to hit it three hundred feet in
Speaker 1: the They can hit it three hundred feet and hit
Speaker 1: and fifty feet. Yeah, but that's getting in on the
Speaker 1: barrel of the bat and hitting it out right, get
Speaker 1: straight up. No, no, but I don't know that'ching a
Speaker 1: ball out of a plane at three hundred feet.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess back then it was her feet.
Speaker 2: But now it's like not a problem, you.
Speaker 1: Know, uh right, So why would you have an anniversary
Speaker 1: for it?
Speaker 2: No, it's one of those this day, these this day
Speaker 2: and history kind of stuff. Maybe it's different than always
Speaker 2: doing something important. But you know, when Joey was learning
Speaker 2: not learning. When he was playing baseball in high school,
Speaker 2: we would do this drill at night. We'd go into
Speaker 2: the street light. He'd have his catcher's mitt and I
Speaker 2: would throw a baseball underhand way over the street light
Speaker 2: because it was on, and you lose.
Speaker 3: You lose the ball.
Speaker 2: You lose until it comes back to the street light
Speaker 2: and you make a catch.
Speaker 3: But so three hundred feet have to be moving a
Speaker 3: lot unless they just dropped. They probably just dropped it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they drop it off for like a byplane like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to pick You have to pick
Speaker 1: the ball up. That's the hard thing. But once you
Speaker 1: pick the ball up, you got it. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, naked eye with twenty twenty vision,
Speaker 1: I don't know that you can see the ball at
Speaker 1: three hundred feet. So you probably have to get in
Speaker 1: a spot and the scanning the whole area constantly, and
Speaker 1: maybe at one hundred and fifty feet or so two
Speaker 1: hundred feet you might pick it up for the first time,
Speaker 1: but you're definitely not going to see it all.
Speaker 2: What was more impressive three was Jackson Dart's bomb on
Speaker 2: the guy in the jet ski.
Speaker 3: That was a great pass. That was fun. You had
Speaker 3: to leave the guy bout like thirty yards and it
Speaker 3: was great. It was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just gotta get scattered him to stop doing
Speaker 2: batslips on that.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get scat of him to stop doing anything,
Speaker 1: which I think is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, My giant giants are kind of feeling the kind
Speaker 1: of like the Knicks in that we got this feel
Speaker 1: good thing going on. We got you know, uh.
Speaker 2: What's his name back, Not that he's going to do much,
Speaker 2: but uh, I think he You think he can you
Speaker 2: just throw on the slant over the middle of you
Speaker 2: know who knows, but Odell back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I mean I was watching Odell go
Speaker 1: through these drills the other day and he looks, he
Speaker 1: looks shifty, looks fast. Yeah, who knows. I mean, look
Speaker 1: that could He's not that old a guy. No, you know,
Speaker 1: uh he he obviously got in his own head and
Speaker 1: got fucked up and went down a bad path. But
Speaker 1: I think he's still got skills.
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, you know, we'll.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. But but you know, everybody loves
Speaker 1: Dart and Scataboo because they're fucking crazy and.
Speaker 3: No coach new coach you know.
Speaker 2: Uh, then we got a big lineman too, didn't we
Speaker 2: didn't we sign a big lineman.
Speaker 3: I'm not lost.
Speaker 1: They lost Dexter Lawrence, they lost the big defensive lineman,
Speaker 1: but they got a drafted a linebacker, a great linebacker
Speaker 1: out of Ohio State with the number two pick. And
Speaker 1: so they've got uh you know, they got Burns, they
Speaker 1: got h what's his name? Uh, the l s U
Speaker 1: guy number five. I can't ever remember. Think. I mean,
Speaker 1: they've they've got some, they got some defensive athletes. So
Speaker 1: we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3: You never to spoil the playoff team.
Speaker 1: Look, I think Dallas could suck. I think the Eagles
Speaker 1: are going to take another step backward. And so Washington was.
Speaker 1: If he's healthy, yeah, you know, uh, they'd be good.
Speaker 1: But we'll see what the heck happens. Anyway, the biggest
Speaker 1: thing that happened in sports this week that made me
Speaker 1: happy was seeing ESPN fire Ryan Clark that was number
Speaker 1: one with a silver bullet. Uh after it was the
Speaker 1: biggest race baiter in sports and just a jackass, I mean,
Speaker 1: wearing those stupid Lavernon Shirley everything else.
Speaker 3: I can't even watch it. I mean also, but you
Speaker 3: know they Stephen A.
Speaker 2: Smith and because he's acting all upset and ship, here's
Speaker 2: the him and him and now what's his name? The
Speaker 2: other big guy therese guys have such a huge they
Speaker 2: must have one hundred million dollars between them and contracts.
Speaker 3: So ESPN's going to make some moves, just like Disney.
Speaker 2: Made their big wayoffs and every company's doing way ups now.
Speaker 1: But you know these guys, well, I'd love to know
Speaker 1: if like you know, uh, you're Stephen A. Smith or
Speaker 1: or you're Pat McAfee or you're Jalen Brunson. At a
Speaker 1: point somebody could say to you, look, you deserve this.
Speaker 1: You on paper are important enough to make this much money.
Speaker 1: But if you take a little bit less, you get
Speaker 1: the team can be a lot strong. I think when
Speaker 1: you're talking about a sports team that's competing for a championship,
Speaker 1: an honorable guy like Jayalen Brunston is going to do
Speaker 1: the right thing. And Tom Brady did it and yeah
Speaker 1: I have done it. But when when you're on a network,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know who gives just going to take
Speaker 1: everything they can tell and when it's Disney, forget, you
Speaker 1: know they they know how much the Brass and Disney
Speaker 1: Corporate are making and everything else.
Speaker 2: I mean, to find out you're fired on the air
Speaker 2: is such a terrible thing, Like if you're a big company,
Speaker 2: you got to do better than that. And it reminded
Speaker 2: me when I was at E and they canceled my
Speaker 2: talk show. As we were driving to the the loft
Speaker 2: to do the show, I had Chris Rock coming on
Speaker 2: a few of the people and I got the call
Speaker 2: from the Brass saying, cancel the show. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to the I'm going. I'm in the car now
Speaker 2: we're not doing the show. What the fuck do I
Speaker 2: tell people? I said, you know. Then I had a
Speaker 2: big phone call and I laid everybody's asshole out like crazy,
Speaker 2: you have to. I got back to the hotel, but yeah,
Speaker 2: people have to do better and getting you know, letting
Speaker 2: people know they're fired and things didn't work out, you can't.
Speaker 3: That's all. I hate the guy.
Speaker 2: Stephen they Smith thinks he was the main reason why
Speaker 2: NFL Live was the best NFL show.
Speaker 3: I don't see that at all.
Speaker 1: No, I saw the stupid trend line with the number.
Speaker 1: The guy was terrible. He was awful on every topic.
Speaker 1: I mean, I never once saw him make a comment
Speaker 1: that I thought was slightly insightful. And you could tell
Speaker 1: in certain certain times you could see that the people
Speaker 1: around him didn't like him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And I don't mean the white people around him. I
Speaker 1: mean the people around him, I don't quite black and
Speaker 1: everything in between. I think the guy's just a jackass
Speaker 1: that nobody wanted to work with and and he wore
Speaker 1: out as welcome. And yeah, they should have handled it
Speaker 1: better than than than it was handled.
Speaker 2: Cam Newton was gone. Cam Newton with the fucking hair
Speaker 2: and the hats and the bow ties and the tank time,
Speaker 2: that guy I see there. There's the problem. You have
Speaker 2: a big podcast and you and you're still on the
Speaker 2: air on a sports network or any other network. You
Speaker 2: got to be so careful what you say. And I
Speaker 2: think Kim Newton didn't do himself any favors when he
Speaker 2: had Ray J. You know, Kim his first boyfriend in Mexico, Uh,
Speaker 2: talking about what it came smell like.
Speaker 3: You know, have you are you gay? Have you been
Speaker 3: with a man like?
Speaker 2: Those are things that Sports Sports ESPN doesn't want to hear,
Speaker 2: you know what, Your guy on sports talking like that
Speaker 2: on his podcast.
Speaker 1: Look, I think you just you have to drive revenue.
Speaker 1: You have to gift to create audience, and you have
Speaker 1: to drive revenue. And I don't think outside of you know,
Speaker 1: some some boundaries that they they they put there. They
Speaker 1: care what you do as long as you bring in
Speaker 1: ratings and your advertiser friendly. McAfee's get all your ship's
Speaker 1: kind of outrageous in some of his stuff, but they
Speaker 1: don't because they care. They give the money.
Speaker 2: But you know, I just don't like the fact that
Speaker 2: these guys can be such races and stay on for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 3: But you know, they got to make moves.
Speaker 2: You got to get rid of people who make I
Speaker 2: just think if you're going to be on a podcast
Speaker 2: like well I did. Bill Maher's podcast is so heavily
Speaker 2: controlled by HBO. He's told me sometimes I don't know
Speaker 2: what he's even coming on un till I'm at my
Speaker 2: house ready to go down to the room. They're very
Speaker 2: particular about who Bill has on Club Random because he's
Speaker 2: got such a big show on HBO. So I think
Speaker 2: a big network might kind of step on your toes
Speaker 2: sometimes about a guest, or be careful to say this,
Speaker 2: don't say that.
Speaker 3: And Cam Newton doesn't give a shit.
Speaker 1: He's well for sure. If the network controls the podcast,
Speaker 1: it all depends on the talent and how much, whether
Speaker 1: they signed on to have ESPN control the podcast or
Speaker 1: they're doing something independent. But what I couldn't believe they
Speaker 1: did was get rid of Carl Ravitch right before the
Speaker 1: Little League World Series, because that's you know, that'sture, your
Speaker 1: summer event. He's been the voice of it for I
Speaker 1: don't know how many years, right, And I don't know
Speaker 1: who they're gonna have to do it. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: that yet. But uh, and that's when it comes up
Speaker 1: in days, yeah, very soon.
Speaker 2: When they see the people they fired, you go back
Speaker 2: to Jameel Hill, I still see you on Instagram or
Speaker 2: TikTok whoever. Just an it's just a hateful race baiting woman.
Speaker 2: And it looks like they're cleaning house. But I know
Speaker 2: there's plenty of white people got fired too. But I
Speaker 2: think they realized, you know, this is like not, this
Speaker 2: is not going well for our audience.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think. I don't think that. I think
Speaker 1: they get enough audience research that they know the audience
Speaker 1: didn't like Ryan Clark and maybe maybe three or five
Speaker 1: years ago. The fact that he was black might have
Speaker 1: saved him, even though the audience data said he's awful.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think maybe the only thing that's
Speaker 1: happened is that's gonna save you anymore. You don't get
Speaker 1: the DEI save anymore good. It's you know, if the audience,
Speaker 1: if the audience is not uh is not behind you,
Speaker 1: then yeah, they're gonna get rid of you, right. And
Speaker 1: they were. They were paying them like two and a
Speaker 1: half million dollars a year, which is I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of money for what I saw that guy doing.
Speaker 3: I know, the money people making out there.
Speaker 2: What about just three oh, the girls, the ladies on
Speaker 2: the view, I mean, of course what he cuts her
Speaker 2: two million whatever it is.
Speaker 1: And what two millions?
Speaker 3: Two million?
Speaker 2: And then the other girl to the left far the
Speaker 2: one worked for Trump, Pharah great from I don't kind
Speaker 2: of pretty.
Speaker 3: If she worked for Trump, she's in the high six
Speaker 3: figure range.
Speaker 2: FU do these girls do? They just sit there and
Speaker 2: complain high six figures? God knows what Sonny Hostain is getting.
Speaker 2: But now they're on set, Sam because they lowered the
Speaker 2: you know that there's less average eleven, there's less wardrobe
Speaker 2: now so they can have a big wardrobe, they gotta
Speaker 2: they pare it down. What we took a price cut?
Speaker 2: I think a few of them took a price cut.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm on the view, but you know,
Speaker 2: the money that people are making to do virtually very
Speaker 2: little is insane.
Speaker 1: Well what's crazy is that that's indicative that the show
Speaker 1: is still making a ton of money, which I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't who the fuck watches that there?
Speaker 3: I'd love this women.
Speaker 1: Okay, well i'd love but over the air television, the
Speaker 1: ratings suck everywhere. You see what these cable channels are
Speaker 1: bringing it. You know, Fox brags about being number one
Speaker 1: and all of these things, and then you look and
Speaker 1: inside the demo, you know, eighteen to forty nine adults.
Speaker 1: Some of these shows have like one hundred thousand people,
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand people watching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 2: Bumball got down to nothing for a while. It was
Speaker 2: really Don Lemon got shit. I was getting more people
Speaker 2: back in the day on my show of Different World.
Speaker 3: Now it's options. We all got options.
Speaker 1: But but the fragmentation of audience should equal the fragmentation salary.
Speaker 3: You can't know, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't understand how unless there's just so much money in
Speaker 1: the clips from these shows and social media that it
Speaker 1: just overcomes anything that they're that that they would be
Speaker 1: making over the air. I don't know. I'd love to
Speaker 1: see a P and L on a show right now
Speaker 1: and exactly where the money is coming in from and
Speaker 1: what they're paying these uh, these people, because and you know,
Speaker 1: similar things in in in in some sports. I mean baseball,
Speaker 1: yeah you got one hundred and sixty two games, but
Speaker 1: nobody's watching. The numbers are not good, and the salaries
Speaker 1: are enormous. I don't know how the hell it works.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see the freaking p and ls.
Speaker 2: I know it's it's yeah, there's so much money being
Speaker 2: tossed around, but I don't know why you got money
Speaker 2: being tossed around. And then you've got huge companies laying
Speaker 2: people off like Facebook and tech companies are letting people off,
Speaker 2: firing people. Disney just did a big, big move.
Speaker 1: Look, they don't you know, they don't need the coders.
Speaker 1: I mean that's one one thing that's happening is you know,
Speaker 1: AI is because of what agents do with them, like
Speaker 1: augentic AI is right, you don't need coders because you've
Speaker 1: got the agents doing the coding. So you're going to
Speaker 1: have losses of certain kinds of jobs and likely gains
Speaker 1: of different kinds of jobs. But it's not going to
Speaker 1: be that the person who was told fifteen years ago
Speaker 1: you got to go to college and learn how to code.
Speaker 1: That that person is going to where the new jobs
Speaker 1: are going to be. That person's going to be able
Speaker 1: to easily slide into it because that's going to have
Speaker 1: a completely different set of skills that they want the
Speaker 1: people to have.
Speaker 2: But talk about money and how it's done. That reached
Speaker 2: sn flight fomona million again.
Speaker 1: That was his old that was the one they did
Speaker 1: in twenty.
Speaker 2: But I thought one show week, that's what's gonna get
Speaker 2: one show week and his money is not His money
Speaker 2: hasn't been lowered his salary.
Speaker 1: Oh, it has to have been.
Speaker 3: Well, they got rid of Benji Bronk.
Speaker 1: Who was Yeah, I know, they got rid of a lot.
Speaker 2: Of fucking great riders so fast on a zoom call.
Speaker 2: The world has become so harsh, man. These guys are
Speaker 2: what Trump with the starting for twenty twenty two, twenty
Speaker 2: three years and you get fired over a zoom call,
Speaker 2: Get the fuck.
Speaker 3: Out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's not nice, it isn't you know.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a different scenario that that company is
Speaker 1: not a company that's doing particularly well. People aren't listening
Speaker 1: to satellite radio, you know. They they they own Pandora
Speaker 1: and uh you know it does okay, but uh, Spotify
Speaker 1: does a heck of a lot better. Sure, you know,
Speaker 1: So who who knows? I gotta I gotta a test
Speaker 1: for you. I won't be able to give you the
Speaker 1: results instantly, but but this is one that came out
Speaker 1: of an AI experiment and I took mine the other
Speaker 1: day and then I can I can feed a little
Speaker 1: bit about you to the AI, which I did in
Speaker 1: your case. Yeah, so that it recreates the the questions,
Speaker 1: which are just two choice ten multiple choices, and you
Speaker 1: know you have two choices on each one, okay, and
Speaker 1: you just have to pick. It's not even really a question.
Speaker 1: It's it's I'm gonna give you like two names, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna pick the one you want, Okay, Okay, So
Speaker 1: first one Kobe or lebron Kobe, Second one Ketchup or
Speaker 1: Mustard Mustard, Third one Ginger or Marianne oh Ginger. Next
Speaker 1: answer Ruby, Yeah, Rubio, Star Wars or Star Trek.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, this just you got me. I hate both
Speaker 3: of him, but I'll go Star Wars. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Denzel or Samuel L.
Speaker 3: Jackson, Denzel by a Mile.
Speaker 1: I wonder what you're gonna do here? Donald Trump or
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan Trump.
Speaker 2: I already have Reagan's daughter. I mean, how much closer
Speaker 2: could I get? I'll take Trump. I like Trump Trump
Speaker 2: over Reagan. Yeah, okay, too much?
Speaker 1: Guide Show Okay, okay, the Godfather of.
Speaker 3: Jaws, Godfather over anything?
Speaker 1: Okay. High school or college? High school, steak or lobster.
Speaker 2: I have steak more often. I love lobster. If I
Speaker 2: had my last meal, I probably goes. Yeah, I'll go lobster.
Speaker 3: I'll go. Okay. So that's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 1: So you were Kobe Mustard, Ginger, Rubio, Star Wars, Denzel Trump,
Speaker 1: the Godfather, high School, Lobster. Okay, so it's gonna tell
Speaker 1: me everything about you as a man based upon those.
Speaker 3: That's insane, and uh what you're plugging it now?
Speaker 1: I plugging him. When we're done, it takes takes some minutes.
Speaker 1: So I want to say how different you were than me,
Speaker 1: and it would have been interesting we had Kenny doing this. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm Kobe. I'm a Ketchup, so that's different than you.
Speaker 1: I'm a Marianne that's different than you. I'm with you
Speaker 1: on Rubio. I'm gonna start Trek that's different than I'm
Speaker 1: a Denzel. I'm a Reagan different than you. I'm a
Speaker 1: Jaws different than you. I'm a College different than you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, And I'm a lobster with you. So yeah, you
Speaker 1: can be all right. Kind of surprise. I thought we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a lot more of those in common.
Speaker 2: I like, I only just catch about one thing, a hamburger.
Speaker 2: I've never touched Ketchup's out of a hamburger. My hot
Speaker 2: dogs get mustard. I like mustard on my sandwiches. So
Speaker 2: to me, if I have French fries, I might have four.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'll dab it once for for a time,
Speaker 2: and I'm done with French fries.
Speaker 1: If it was mustard or mayo, where would you have gone?
Speaker 2: Mayo was good too. You can't make potato salad a bay.
Speaker 2: You can't make a good tune official egg salad. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go mayo mustard. That's interesting may more applications.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see what We'll see what that comes
Speaker 1: back and tells us about agent cool. All right, you,
Speaker 1: I know you would have heard of this. I had
Speaker 1: never heard anything about this, and then I saw a
Speaker 1: show the other day interviewing this guy. Have you you
Speaker 1: heard of this clavicular guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, my son, my son knows him. He knows.
Speaker 2: I said, who's this asshole? Or something like, oh, dad,
Speaker 2: he's been doing this for a while. He gets high
Speaker 2: on camera.
Speaker 3: He's a man. What's it called man?
Speaker 1: What looks maxing?
Speaker 2: He looks faxing, but doesn't they're doing all he got caught.
Speaker 2: He gets high on his live his live streams. He said,
Speaker 2: he's such a dick. But I know what you're going
Speaker 2: to talk about.
Speaker 1: But he's supposedly got this huge, huge following he does.
Speaker 2: He picks up girls in the street in Miami or
Speaker 2: wherever he is just by. They know his face, they
Speaker 2: go bananas.
Speaker 1: He's making up Braiden Eric Peters. Is this guy Braiden
Speaker 1: Eric petersh He became known in twenty twenty five on
Speaker 1: TikTok yep uh and Kick. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck is it.
Speaker 2: I've heard it kick, but it's three younger kids. We
Speaker 2: don't use a kick, but they use it. I think
Speaker 2: it's a live stream channel.
Speaker 1: I think Okay, okay, like like twitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he became known in twenty twenty five on TikTok
Speaker 1: and Kick for his looks maxing content, which commentators have
Speaker 1: described as extreme and controversial, particularly for his advocacy of
Speaker 1: practices including far acial bone smash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one that got me.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, you want to work out and take steroids
Speaker 2: and peptids and go ahead. You're a young kid, You're
Speaker 2: foolish and stupid. But you start taking a fucking ballot
Speaker 2: and breaking your jaw.
Speaker 3: Well, that's it.
Speaker 1: Bone smashing is the practice of hitting your face with
Speaker 1: a hammer. Okay, So I mean I don't get this. So,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess like those plastic surgeons whatever, you
Speaker 1: always see that they've got those mallets, the guys that
Speaker 1: work on nose have those. Yeah, no, have those mallets
Speaker 1: for you know where you know, they're smashing bone in
Speaker 1: your nose. And then yeah, so I guess if it
Speaker 1: works for your nose, it can work for your cheekbones.
Speaker 3: Right, But you're not a doctor, and you got to realize.
Speaker 2: I think that the bones will settle and make the
Speaker 2: draw line stronger. It's all about the draw And I mean,
Speaker 2: you're the doctor. You don't know what kind of breaks
Speaker 2: you're giving your face. Let me know, I'll come to
Speaker 2: your house and punch you out.
Speaker 1: The kid looks pretty good. I mean he's been he's
Speaker 1: been smashing himself with a hammer and looking like that.
Speaker 2: I mean he's another one that's making a fortune for
Speaker 2: doing stupid shit like this.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Well, so you don't you think it works? I think.
Speaker 2: I think I trying to fix somebody's deviated sceptum versus
Speaker 2: crack of my drilla or a rubber mallet or a
Speaker 2: steel hammer. It's very different. One's got a doctor involved.
Speaker 2: That one was just schmucks like him. Look, there's so
Speaker 2: many people on these TikTok trends who died, whether it's
Speaker 2: tide pods or cinnamon challenges. Someone's gonna smash their face
Speaker 2: in and die from this too.
Speaker 3: So stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I uh, I found an article. I found
Speaker 1: an article. It says bone smashing is a dangerous viral
Speaker 1: trend often popularized on social media platforms like TikTok and
Speaker 1: involves repeatedly hitting the face with blunt objects like hammers
Speaker 1: or sage tools, under the false belief that fracturing the
Speaker 1: bone will cause it to heal in a stronger, sharper
Speaker 1: and more defined shape. Yeah, then it says, why it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. The trend is a severe misinterpretation of Wolf's Law,
Speaker 1: a biological principle stating that bones adapt to sustained mechanical stress. However,
Speaker 1: Wolf's Law applies to consistent directional loading like weightlifting. When
Speaker 1: bone is subjected to sudden blunt force trauma, the result
Speaker 1: is microtrauma or fracture, not controlled reshaping. So they're saying, no,
Speaker 1: this is bullshit, doesn't the Wolf's law thing doesn't apply
Speaker 1: to it?
Speaker 2: And is there a video of him doing it that
Speaker 2: I haven't seen? You know, he'd be black and blue,
Speaker 2: he'd be he'd be russed up. I mean, let me
Speaker 2: see that.
Speaker 1: Apparently in December of twenty five, he did a live stream.
Speaker 1: Oh God, hitting a man with a Tesla's cybertruck. What
Speaker 1: did that guy want to do? Zephyr's face getting truck,
Speaker 1: a whole whole body smash. Oh that that clip's got
Speaker 1: to be out. They don't have to check that one out.
Speaker 1: Hit him with a Tesla cyber truck. Yeah, that's look.
Speaker 1: I'd like my nose to be a little you know,
Speaker 1: could be just a little flatter. Can you pull the
Speaker 1: cyber truck in and you know just that.
Speaker 2: That's a little too heavy, Well let me call it
Speaker 2: rampage Jackson. He'll he'll punch your right out. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know people, I guess I don't know anybody
Speaker 2: who's nose came back looking better from being having a
Speaker 2: busted nose.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't get it's a it's a very risky, stupid
Speaker 2: thing to do. Because they're young kids. They don't get
Speaker 2: it yet. And looking good and making money on TikTok
Speaker 2: our live streams is all that matters to that. I
Speaker 2: haven't had so many not under range, but people under
Speaker 2: thirty talking about the millions they make, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: how world does this millions?
Speaker 1: I saw this guy get interviewed and the whoever it
Speaker 1: was that was interviewing and said, you know, did you
Speaker 1: ever think you could make millions of dollars doing this?
Speaker 1: The guy was yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: and then the interviewers like, shock, what you me? But
Speaker 1: that just tells you come up with something stupid like
Speaker 1: you and I could, oh god tomorrow, you know what?
Speaker 1: Getting shit thrown at you, getting shit thrown at you
Speaker 1: from ten feet away, ten feet it's got to be
Speaker 1: the distance. Yeah, that's the right distance.
Speaker 3: Scientific And you wear a little.
Speaker 1: Clip on your nose so you don't smell it, and
Speaker 1: you make sure your mouth is shut, and we give
Speaker 1: you a little shower cap for your hair. But then
Speaker 1: you just get locks of shit thrown at you. And
Speaker 1: it has to be for twenty seconds. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: proper duration. And then we take the ship and we
Speaker 1: we pat it down into a facial mask. But you know,
Speaker 1: you can't smell and you're not opening your mouth, and
Speaker 1: you wear the shit mask for like fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: you will have the soft skin very Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, look, if you could take the circumcised skin off
Speaker 2: Korean babies and use it as a moisturize what a
Speaker 2: lot of actresses do.
Speaker 3: Then what the fuck? Why is it soa while I'm
Speaker 3: suresseders put shit in their face? Try it out they
Speaker 3: you know, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we could do the research and find enough
Speaker 1: properties in ship that we could claim we're good for you.
Speaker 3: Right on, sho go telling ship this.
Speaker 1: Is this is all this kid did. He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: people are obsessed with their looks. Now, it's even guys.
Speaker 1: It's you know, now, young guys even want to fuck
Speaker 1: with their looks because they're seeing every single girl their
Speaker 1: age is. You know, they're taking selfies all day long
Speaker 1: and posting ship to Instagram and wearing all the makeup
Speaker 1: and what Eventually it has some of it has to
Speaker 1: bleed over and guys have to start doing some of
Speaker 1: this ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys have to step up a little bit because
Speaker 2: they can't. We don't use filters, we don't use that ship.
Speaker 2: And if you're young, every girl's got the trout mouth,
Speaker 2: the tits out.
Speaker 3: It's that. It's that selfie pose. Where could you the
Speaker 3: rest of mankind.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it's gonna last, but all
Speaker 2: these young kids, your son's my son. They're gonna get
Speaker 2: married to girls whose pictures they see.
Speaker 3: On Instagram, not a polaroid.
Speaker 2: No one has to go snap with a Kodak camera,
Speaker 2: go to photo mac or you know, one hour, photo
Speaker 2: will come back and know what she really is No,
Speaker 2: it's such a it's such a scam with why these
Speaker 2: girls look, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. The joke's on them because my son's
Speaker 1: been mashing his face with a hammer for the last
Speaker 1: four years.
Speaker 3: So just wait a while. Yeah, he's gonna look great,
Speaker 3: you know, look fucking great. I'm gonna mash my knees.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll grow the interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be careful on the knee area. Do you
Speaker 1: see this? This thing went viral the other day. The
Speaker 1: uh an old man at an MLB game and the
Speaker 1: kid in the row in front of him isn't standing
Speaker 1: up for the anthem, and he slaps him in hand.
Speaker 3: Love the guy, Love the guy.
Speaker 2: My father is like that, take care no, Jimmy, Jimmy
Speaker 2: Gandelfini and so Prattles kid had a hat on a
Speaker 2: nice restaurant and he walked over, take.
Speaker 3: Your hat off. Excuse me, who are you?
Speaker 2: Take your fucking hat off and shove up your ass.
Speaker 2: Of course the kids took it off, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I stand for that stuff. You gotta stand for the anthem. Man,
Speaker 2: don't don't be a dick in side.
Speaker 1: I think this should be a thing. I mean, everybody
Speaker 1: over sixty, for all of us over sixty. If you're
Speaker 1: at a ballgame smacking and someone is disrespecting the anthem, yeah,
Speaker 1: just smack them in the freaking head. They're there with
Speaker 1: their friends, are there with their mom, dad, whoever the
Speaker 1: hell doesn't matter, are there they're disrespecting the anthem.
Speaker 2: Smack them in the head, you know, yeah, all the
Speaker 2: all the guys who have been to war. This guy
Speaker 2: was a Vietnam vet, right, Yeah, they fought for this country,
Speaker 2: you know. Not the same thing with my father, but
Speaker 2: he got well and in the late sixties, only seventies,
Speaker 2: if there were two kids in front of us throwing
Speaker 2: popcorn and talking collod, he smacked the fucking heads together
Speaker 2: and said, call your father and I'll beat his ass too.
Speaker 2: I was always petrified if we went to the movies
Speaker 2: at night. I I had like I had to take
Speaker 2: roller tombs with me because I'm like, he's gonna hit somebody.
Speaker 2: I know it, and of course he would.
Speaker 3: So they're different men. I like men like that. I
Speaker 3: like tough guys.
Speaker 2: I think Trump has brought this out and some men
Speaker 2: maybe this guy wouldn't have done this, but he's realized
Speaker 2: that we're being shipped on a lot of unpatriotic people
Speaker 2: and enough is enough now.
Speaker 1: Could be well, we'll have to watch that. And I
Speaker 1: think that's a that's a good he.
Speaker 3: Didn't vote for He didn't vote for Comba, that guy,
Speaker 3: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Probably not, no, probably not. But they said that she's
Speaker 1: been inspiring lately. She's she's delivered some great.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's the leader. She's leading everybody now, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Well was early, it's early.
Speaker 1: I hope. I hope she stays in it for the
Speaker 1: long haul. We need her the long haul. So because well, news.
Speaker 2: Is gonna start talking. He's gonna sound slick again. And
Speaker 2: that's gonna fool a lot of people.
Speaker 1: If she's in it, he can't he can't win if
Speaker 1: she's in it. So he'll never get the nomination. If
Speaker 1: she stays into the end.
Speaker 3: I think she will.
Speaker 2: She's making them, she's making it obvious and it's gonna
Speaker 2: be AOC is gonna be the new bar he's saying this,
Speaker 2: and she's gonna be who she is. She's not gonna win,
Speaker 2: but just it just shows you how stupid because you
Speaker 2: know she's gonna pick a running mate like an AOC
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: If she gets AOC is running, I know she could
Speaker 1: be anyone's running mate.
Speaker 3: Well if she if she loses the primary, then I
Speaker 3: think that.
Speaker 1: Four months from now, AOC is going to be in
Speaker 1: the league.
Speaker 2: I'll say this book about AOC. Even though she's a
Speaker 2: stupid bitch, she's very charismatic. You know, she really knows
Speaker 2: how to make a make a noise and you know,
Speaker 2: no one really made noises until Trump came along and
Speaker 2: started talking ship and a lot of politicians are picked
Speaker 2: up on that, and it's a different kind of it's
Speaker 2: a different political atmosphere.
Speaker 3: Than it never was.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's had dumb I think she's a
Speaker 1: lot smarter than Kamala is.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I agree, and uh uh uh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say she's got a better appearance. It's a
Speaker 1: different for an appearance. Comma's appearance is strong, but uh,
Speaker 1: you know, AOC can kind of straddle that thing. Pretend
Speaker 1: she's Latina, yeah, you know, pretend she came from the
Speaker 1: streets instead of going to be you and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean she does that code switching stuff like you know,
Speaker 1: like nobody does it. I think I heard one the
Speaker 1: other day she did.
Speaker 3: At that show. Oh yeah, you better think you remember
Speaker 3: for your vacation. You better think you remember. Get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Jazzy Jazz was the best. I'm so sad she's going away. No,
Speaker 1: she is the fucking best. Yeah, she is the best.
Speaker 1: You hear her from, you know, fifteen years ago at
Speaker 1: her prep school, talking perfect English and then uh, and
Speaker 1: then she's got her get over going.
Speaker 3: Would be the hottest, hottest president. She's got a good body. See,
Speaker 3: I like them, I like I like them.
Speaker 1: Well, I think she I think she she What she
Speaker 1: needs is she needs a trainer. She needs to gets
Speaker 1: because she has she has the general shape, but she's
Speaker 1: out of shape.
Speaker 3: I could say it recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody you know really got her in the gym
Speaker 1: and got her work, and she could look great. And
Speaker 1: I probably actually, if you know, I'm sure they listen
Speaker 1: to us for advice. That would be the first thing. No,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. I would be doing that with AOC right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's probably eight to ten points out there for her.
Speaker 1: If her boobs look great a campaign right right now,
Speaker 1: all they are is like big and they're not they're
Speaker 1: kind of sloppy.
Speaker 3: She gave weight she did get weight. You're so so go.
Speaker 1: Do the work.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I agree with you. I agree. It's
Speaker 3: it's a perfect time to look good. Hey, I worked out.
Speaker 2: I did two days for my TV show at the beginning,
Speaker 2: eight sushi every day. I mean, there are things you
Speaker 2: got to do to look good on camera.
Speaker 1: Right, And she comes out for a debate in uh
Speaker 1: in Lululemon. She comes out for her debate where when
Speaker 1: she wins yoga pants and a halter top.
Speaker 3: She's president Yoga.
Speaker 1: So wait, all the rules have been broken. You can
Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck you want. So if Trump can
Speaker 1: say the ship, he can say she can come out
Speaker 1: in yoga pants and a crop top, shots and hoodies exactly.
Speaker 1: So it was different if I were if I were
Speaker 1: her campaign manager, I wouldn't be I wouldn't be worrying
Speaker 1: about half the ship she's worrying about right now. I
Speaker 1: would have her in the fucking gym. I'd have a
Speaker 1: hardcore trainer, and I would be like, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: on stage in yoga pants and a crop top in
Speaker 1: four months going against you.
Speaker 2: Hey, she's beating Kamala. She's destroying Kamala. In New Hampshire,
Speaker 2: New Hampshire polls, she's way ahead, like third teen points.
Speaker 2: I think it's all only shit. But AOC, if she
Speaker 2: wasn't such a fucking progressive.
Speaker 1: They just don't do New Hampshire anymore. Was at Iowa
Speaker 1: they don't do.
Speaker 2: They don't do the Iowa because I just read this
Speaker 2: morning she's ahead of Kamla. But yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 2: keep thinking of her in that Boston was a bus
Speaker 2: she went to Boston College.
Speaker 3: What was she dancing up on a roof?
Speaker 2: And she looks so shut and sexy in that, But
Speaker 2: that was probably like fifteen years ago. So you know,
Speaker 2: who knows what's ai when I look at her in
Speaker 2: the computer. But they play with everything. Sidney's three of
Speaker 2: these tents twice as big yesterday on Instagram, So either
Speaker 2: she's on breath control or someone blew them up.
Speaker 1: Tuesdays are big, big blue Beefer Wednesday. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: believe my eyes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the hell happened? We're going bigger Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, AOC gets in shape, and yeah, the youth of
Speaker 2: America loves her progressors loves a trans lover. You know.
Speaker 2: But if Rubio wins, If Rubio, that's the nomination. He's
Speaker 2: going to pull in so many people from communist countries
Speaker 2: like Cuba, and they're gonna hate the progressive and what
Speaker 2: they're doing, the Democrats socialist, So he could pick up
Speaker 2: I mean, there's like three million people that could pick
Speaker 2: up that would vote that come from communist countries in
Speaker 2: this country.
Speaker 1: Well, most of the people that come from communist countries,
Speaker 1: I mean Cubans vote Republican.
Speaker 3: Yeah, already.
Speaker 1: So I think the big thing with him is that
Speaker 1: he gets independence, he gets centrists, you know, and he
Speaker 1: moderates even slightly to the leftist center. Moderates would look
Speaker 1: at the crazies and AOC versus somebody of sound mind,
Speaker 1: good judgment, et cetera, like who's had a real career
Speaker 1: and done real jobs.
Speaker 2: It's like Bill Mars said, he's going to be seventy, right,
Speaker 2: he said, you know, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: who I'm pull my presidential pickers yet.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know yet. But you know,
Speaker 3: obviously the older Democrats, the sixty five year old, sixty
Speaker 3: year old Democrats will.
Speaker 2: Always voted that way. They don't want to vote for socialism.
Speaker 2: They might jump the other way as well.
Speaker 1: He's a perfect example. If Rubio runs against AOC, Bill
Speaker 1: maherv votes for Rubia.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree, but it runs against Newsom. Bill
Speaker 2: Ma's going with Newsom, even though.
Speaker 1: He loves the news can't get there.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if she's gone.
Speaker 3: Then he's done. I think unless they throw some mid
Speaker 3: range governors in there that we don't know about yet,
Speaker 3: Shapiro is.
Speaker 2: Not going to be and he's a Jew. They'll never happen.
Speaker 2: That will never happen in this climate. Right now, he't
Speaker 2: get any votes.
Speaker 3: Whitmer. I mean, they're the same names every fucking fool years,
Speaker 3: the same names. They bore me.
Speaker 1: Well, we may there may be a somebody new. Well
Speaker 1: we'll see what the heck happens. But uh, that would
Speaker 1: be my AOC strategy. As much as I don't want
Speaker 1: to see her, I know it. But did you see this?
Speaker 1: I thought they were. They had done this five times already.
Speaker 1: But Playboy is rebranding again.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I saw so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they are touting respectful makeovers of their bunnies.
Speaker 1: It's not porn. Playboy is reviving its iconic Playboy playmates
Speaker 1: and bunnies as part of a broader effort to modernize
Speaker 1: the story, but long struggling men's magazine brand. Are they
Speaker 1: still printing the magazine.
Speaker 2: No, it's digital unless it's coming up. I know it's
Speaker 2: digital for a while. Maybe it's coming back as a magazine.
Speaker 2: But he said it right there, it's not porn. Therein
Speaker 2: lies the problem, because everybody could pick up pornhub read
Speaker 2: to OnlyFans. The girl next door, that whole thing we
Speaker 2: grew up with, which was so sexy. We're seeing real
Speaker 2: girls next door now get laid and go down on guys,
Speaker 2: et cetera.
Speaker 3: We're seeing it.
Speaker 2: Those are the new girls next door, not the girls
Speaker 2: from play, but who love it the door and I
Speaker 2: love that magazine. You gotta get good articles, you gotta
Speaker 2: get good writers involved. Now you've got a gay editor
Speaker 2: in chief telling us, and the and the models are
Speaker 2: telling how.
Speaker 3: Much they want to show. It's not it's not gonna work.
Speaker 3: It's just terrible. No's my son would never think of
Speaker 3: our sons.
Speaker 2: They're gonna go pick up a magazine and read it
Speaker 2: and turn the centerfold list. Whether they want to see
Speaker 2: visuals of it, they have just a visual.
Speaker 1: No, because I think it. I think these girls are
Speaker 1: so much classier, and it's it leaves a little something
Speaker 1: to the imagination. I mean some of the porn is
Speaker 1: just so disgusting, some of it.
Speaker 2: But you have your pick. It's like going to Basket
Speaker 2: and Robins times a million.
Speaker 3: The pictures. Pick all you want. Just go through and scroll.
Speaker 3: Pick it.
Speaker 1: A picture you see the picture of say see that's
Speaker 1: a little harsh too, even just the picture the model
Speaker 1: and actress.
Speaker 2: Who's this Cadvin, Yeah, she's on the second ap She's
Speaker 2: on the second cover.
Speaker 3: Listen, Karadvine Carlodovin.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a very sexy kind of actions.
Speaker 2: She looks okay again, But a few couple of years
Speaker 2: ago she was barefoot, strung out on drugs. They threw
Speaker 2: her off a private jet. That's really sexy to me.
Speaker 2: That's the girl I want to see be sexy. That's
Speaker 2: a slub.
Speaker 3: I don't see.
Speaker 1: Has she been in anything.
Speaker 3: She was a model. She's very much in the in crowd.
Speaker 3: Mainly a model, but also acts. She was friends with
Speaker 3: all the right people for while she she modeled.
Speaker 2: She did well, but then she got really strung out
Speaker 2: on ship and the visuals of her strung out were awful.
Speaker 2: So she'll ever be sexy to me? What Sidney put
Speaker 2: Sweeney on the car? Whatever calrad Delvine got paid, Sweeny,
Speaker 2: you'll get ten times that. But she won't do it.
Speaker 1: She won't do And like all these movies.
Speaker 3: I'm a tit man.
Speaker 2: I love Sidney Sweeney's body, but I think she showed
Speaker 2: them too much. You got a little bit, a.
Speaker 1: Little bit mark aj Sydney to pull back on the
Speaker 1: If I were.
Speaker 2: Her boyfriend, I'd say, I mean, I love your tits,
Speaker 2: but you show them a lot. Like there's some couple
Speaker 2: of roles whether the t stay in your sweater?
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 1: Speaking of boobs and attractive women, this one really in
Speaker 1: this story really got me. Okay. So there's a New
Speaker 1: York school district in like rural upstate in western New
Speaker 1: York near Buffalo that is introducing a robot teacher, not
Speaker 1: to be the main teacher in the class, but to
Speaker 1: be like the teacher's aids.
Speaker 3: Must love that shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, So apparently these things cost fifty seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The Salamanca City Central School District, which is located in
Speaker 1: Seneca Nation Territory, is introducing a fifty seven thousand dollars
Speaker 1: AI powered Sally in high schools. This was the other
Speaker 1: thing that caught me in high school classes in September
Speaker 1: as a teaching assistant. Sally will have brown hair, latex skin,
Speaker 1: and will be able to move her arms and hands,
Speaker 1: but won't be able to cruise around the classroom since
Speaker 1: her legs don't move. Okay, so look all right, so
Speaker 1: she won't be sliding through the rose and everything. But
Speaker 1: they give you a picture Sally not bad.
Speaker 3: I saw her, not bad, Sally. Yeah, yeah, listen, do
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: You can't put this. You can't put this. Imagine that
Speaker 1: in a classroom with us.
Speaker 3: I know. I'm just saying that we would forget the
Speaker 3: things we were pulling on people.
Speaker 2: We're gonna I've gotta robot in this, and not a robot,
Speaker 2: but a decent looking woman who's and by the way,
Speaker 2: what I don't like is they gave her the accent
Speaker 2: of like Kathy Hlpel. They gave it that western New
Speaker 2: York kind of accent, which no no on wants to
Speaker 2: hear that ship. But yeah, I saw it. But we
Speaker 2: would have been we would have been grabbing her tans.
Speaker 2: I mean forget, it would been awful. She was able
Speaker 2: to take it around.
Speaker 1: Look, I know a lot has changed. I know a
Speaker 1: lot has changed, and you know, and a lot needed
Speaker 1: to change. I wouldn't want to have to sit and
Speaker 1: watch video of our behavior in classrooms.
Speaker 3: No, oh god, but this ain't gonna work. This is
Speaker 3: not this is not gonna kids. Kids.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at her, and you know this should
Speaker 1: have been you do this in like elementary school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course not now you need to do.
Speaker 1: You do it in elementaris. You don't test it in
Speaker 1: a freaking high school where you have sixteen year old
Speaker 1: males overheating all day long, hormones raging. It's exciting, but
Speaker 1: it's also a bit nerve racking. The superintendent doctor, of
Speaker 1: course it's doctor. The superintendent, doctor Mark Bheeler, told the Post.
Speaker 1: It's the first of its kind. This is a pilot program.
Speaker 1: It's a partnership with a Las Vegas based coming to
Speaker 1: one only a company in Las Vegas that's awesome called
Speaker 1: the Real Realbotics Corporation.
Speaker 3: That's probably the same company did Real Girl. I bet
Speaker 3: I bet they branched out.
Speaker 1: Sounds like they not. Everyone is open to much change,
Speaker 1: too much change education. There was a there was a
Speaker 1: point in time where people argued, why do teachers need
Speaker 1: email accounts? Or do we really need to have the
Speaker 1: Internet in school? This is the next iteration of that,
Speaker 1: and the reality is Ai is already in schools. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not like this, dude.
Speaker 3: Not like that. She's gonna be gonna be raped for now.
Speaker 1: Sally is scheduled to be in eleventh and twelfth grade
Speaker 1: classes off t High School, or she will take a
Speaker 1: bite out of coding, robotic and artificial intelligence classes. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you do have nerd that those are heavily nerd
Speaker 1: populated classes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're also pent up sexually, those kids, so.
Speaker 1: They're not You think the nerds are gonna turn on Sally.
Speaker 3: Eventually, You can't. You can't.
Speaker 2: Look It depends how if your teacher is pretty. But
Speaker 2: if you're a typical school teacher, then Sally's gonna look
Speaker 2: great in your eyes. And I'm telling you there's gonna
Speaker 2: come in one day and someone's gonna spooge on Sally's
Speaker 2: So no one's gonna no one's gonna own off all.
Speaker 2: Class will be suspended and got rid of Sally.
Speaker 1: In the district, the Western New York accent is the
Speaker 1: worst idea because because I mean, she's a she's a
Speaker 1: ten in Buffalo. Yeah, she's you know, as I'm looking,
Speaker 1: she's like, you know, it's seven and a half robot,
Speaker 1: but put the seven and a half robot in Buffalo
Speaker 1: and they're miss they're miss Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Now that well, yeah, that's great. But can you I know,
Speaker 2: she helps out with homework or assignment or something, but like,
Speaker 2: can she converse with people with students?
Speaker 3: I guess she can talk.
Speaker 1: The only thing she can't do is, uh is walk?
Speaker 2: So you got a power plate, a hot power please,
Speaker 2: you grew up through your homework.
Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's do it. I'll put the wheels unlocked. Well,
Speaker 3: you sit there, I'll do the work.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see how this turns out, because
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a fucking even though Cody Robotic
Speaker 1: and Artificial Intelligence, whoever was the genius is said, let's
Speaker 1: test this out with eleven to twelfth graders. That's the
Speaker 1: perfect that's the single biggest are you kidding me? In this?
Speaker 1: This guy's PhD. Doctor Bieler. Yeah, he's doctor Bieler. Put
Speaker 1: him in fifth grade. Fucking yeah, no, he was eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: Listen, there are men who put that junken holes in
Speaker 2: the wall without nose on the other side. Now, as
Speaker 2: you can see Sally sitting next to you, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pop a boner, especially if I'm seventeen.
Speaker 3: Can't control that, shiit?
Speaker 1: What's the graffiti on Sally go to say?
Speaker 3: After like week one sex slave? You know? Uh oh?
Speaker 2: We we would be insane. We would put other shirts
Speaker 2: on her and say I have age. There's no age
Speaker 2: when we're in high school. It would be so we
Speaker 2: would we couldn't wait every day. What are we doing
Speaker 2: with South? We were like that with Anino's fish tank
Speaker 2: and marine biology. I notin know a human robot looking
Speaker 2: fucking forget Yeah, this is part one in about about
Speaker 2: well schools out. So let's give you five six months
Speaker 2: and there'll be a rape or a kid gets in
Speaker 2: love with the robot. It's gonna be awful. What do
Speaker 2: they locked her up? She must go on a separate
Speaker 2: room at night. They locked the robot up.
Speaker 1: They don't tell you. I mean she obviously from the
Speaker 1: picture they've given her something that looks like boobs. I
Speaker 1: will assume they haven't given her lower you know, genitalia.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if. I mean, but a kid's gonna be curious,
Speaker 2: if you're sixteen seventeen, you're gonna be gonna look for it.
Speaker 1: Well, somebody's gonna find that out week one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I doubt they. I mean, they'd have no reason
Speaker 1: to give her there's no reason doing coding, robotic and
Speaker 1: artificial intelligence classes. They didn't, they didn't fix her up
Speaker 1: down below.
Speaker 2: What if you're the teacher, how about working in your
Speaker 2: job you've had for twenty five years and now they
Speaker 2: introduced sally into your room because you know now that
Speaker 2: holy shit, teachers are on the air list of losing everything,
Speaker 2: losing our jobs and careers and the next five years,
Speaker 2: four years, who knows, a robot's gonna teach all the yeah,
Speaker 2: give all the tests. It's like when you train somebody
Speaker 2: to take your job, bubbah, but they asked you to
Speaker 2: stay an extra month to train the new person. This
Speaker 2: is scary for teachers.
Speaker 1: Well, look what we're doing now in education this country
Speaker 1: isn't working.
Speaker 3: At all, not at all.
Speaker 1: I don't know that this is the answer. I think
Speaker 1: I think this is not the answer for eleven then
Speaker 1: twelveth graders.
Speaker 2: No, it's an answer. It makes you want to go
Speaker 2: to school, it makes you want to not miss school.
Speaker 2: If Sally's in the classroom, you know, it's insane.
Speaker 1: Look, this whole thing is just so I'm so curious
Speaker 1: about it because, Okay, the designers in Vegas, I know
Speaker 1: you're in freaking Vegas, but how about putt an extra
Speaker 1: twenty pounds on Sally and you know, make her a
Speaker 1: bit less appealing.
Speaker 2: But because we're gonna call it a DEI think that
Speaker 2: would have gotten me mad. She's sexy, but not overly sexy.
Speaker 2: But if you make her heavy, then I don't think
Speaker 2: it's as It's not as a fun it's not as
Speaker 2: much of a fun story.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not saying she's one of the six hundred
Speaker 1: pounds sisters, but make her, you know, instead of whatever
Speaker 1: the one hundred and fifteen pound Yeah, make her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's well, you know, making the average
Speaker 3: American male exactly. Yeah. But they didn't do that.
Speaker 1: No, and then they decided to put her in eleven
Speaker 1: pre classroom, so they probably did put a vagina in
Speaker 1: her after those first two decisions. I'm telling you, how
Speaker 1: chances are she's anatomically correct.
Speaker 3: And someone's gotta change her outfit. I got you.
Speaker 2: I bet you changed her outfit once a week. She
Speaker 2: can't wait in the same housefit all the time. So
Speaker 2: someone's gonna undress her and put new clothes on it.
Speaker 2: I who got that job. It's gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 2: be crazy.
Speaker 3: This is great.
Speaker 1: The first story about eleventh grader arrested for assaulting sou robot.
Speaker 3: That's gonna happen, no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well on that note, dude, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta get to work. Good to be back. You get
Speaker 1: back there and blow some leaves and stuff. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're feeling a little better. I think we'll post this
Speaker 1: in the regular feed to Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do that because I said I'm taking off some Mondays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that, and so we'll post it there too,
Speaker 1: so it'll go on the Patreon as well. Okay, man, awesome,
Speaker 1: Thanks folks.
Speaker 3: We'll talk back at you next week, all right,