Speaker 1: In Taco shows the good, the Bad, and the ugly.
Speaker 1: The highlights and unfortunately the low lights that stood out
Speaker 1: this past week in the vast sea we called Humanity.
Speaker 2: One O one one w j r R, Orlando's rock station.
Speaker 2: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly segment brought to
Speaker 2: you this week by Tom's Watch Bar, which, uh ironically,
Speaker 2: there'll be a watch party for the Orlando Magic game
Speaker 2: against Utah tomorrow afternoon, hosted by none other than our
Speaker 2: very own Taco Bob.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll be at at Tom's Watch Bar. If you're going,
Speaker 3: Where's Tom's Watch Bar? I think I've heard it's that
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Speaker 3: rooftop bar, pretty new. And when I say rooftop bar,
Speaker 3: it's it's it's like an amazing restaurant as well. So
Speaker 3: I'm there starting at four over one hundred and fifty TVs.
Speaker 3: They got great food, ice cold drinks, and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: support our magic and you can win surprises. Of course,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring b WO gear as well, like some
Speaker 3: stickers and stuff.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow afternoons starting at for Yeah, Tom's watch part on.
Speaker 2: All right, we have divvied up now the good, the bad,
Speaker 2: and the ugly, where I just handled the nasty stuff,
Speaker 2: and you, being the ever positive outlook type individual, will
Speaker 2: be exclusive to the good news.
Speaker 4: I like it. I like the system, and I told
Speaker 4: you I had Is that.
Speaker 2: Clicking I'm hearing now you just now even looking for
Speaker 2: good news, which really is just him ripping off headlines
Speaker 2: from some side he found called the Good News Network.
Speaker 3: And you know what, it's so funny you said that
Speaker 3: because I typed in good, bad, and ugly instead of
Speaker 3: good News Network. Yes, I was typing it up just now,
Speaker 3: And we have an addition to the bad portion, if
Speaker 3: you'll allow it. It was listeners suggested by three different
Speaker 3: listeners that at the end, you know how, we do
Speaker 3: pals for the good stuff like pow for the bad stuff.
Speaker 3: At the end of it, then we do the power flusher.
Speaker 3: Just I'm not gonna do it every time.
Speaker 4: Just one just st flushed the bad stuff away? Is
Speaker 4: that good? And that way I'm down with that.
Speaker 3: That way we flush it away for the week and
Speaker 3: then uh and then start fresh next week.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Obviously, the stack of the bad news this week was
Speaker 2: the air disaster in Washington, d C. Just you can't
Speaker 2: even can't even begin to to imagine. Now, we got
Speaker 2: a couple in Edgewater leaving the two year old in
Speaker 2: an unlocked car while they were inside the bar for
Speaker 2: two hours. Christina, Christina Vettucci, and Josh Harris, Come on, guys.
Speaker 4: Did did the two year old open the door and
Speaker 4: get out? Or I'm giving you all I've got from here?
Speaker 2: Uh? The the police in their Facebook post urged the
Speaker 2: couple to police do better.
Speaker 4: Did the baby?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, but still two hours in a car? Come on?
Speaker 4: Two year old unlocked car while at the bar? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Uh Marion, this somebody's a sicko who does something
Speaker 2: like this. A family in Marion County are looking for
Speaker 2: answers as to who decided to shoot and kill their
Speaker 2: dog with an arrow. The dog's owners found their pet
Speaker 2: on the front porch with an arrow lodged in her body.
Speaker 2: The family rushed the dog to the uf Atinary Hospital
Speaker 2: in o'kalla, but due to the severity of the injuries,
Speaker 2: the dog had to be euthanized. Witnesses told deputies they
Speaker 2: saw two men leaving the area on the twenty sixth
Speaker 2: in a brown nineteen seventies to eighties four to f
Speaker 2: one point fifty with wooden boards along the truck bed.
Speaker 2: Animal control officers and sheriff's deputies are actively investigating.
Speaker 3: Hopefully they were caught on like a some kind of cam,
Speaker 3: you know, like out in the woods, one of those
Speaker 3: bigfoot cameras, a trail cam, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for hont Insha.
Speaker 2: We had the story earlier in the week about the
Speaker 2: grocery store shooting in Elkhart, Indiana, leaves three dead, including
Speaker 2: the suspect, and wounded three officers in the process. At
Speaker 2: Martin's Supermarket in Elkhart, Indiana. To Jacksonville, we go, Actually
Speaker 2: a couple of Jacksonville stories here.
Speaker 4: This is both bad not good.
Speaker 2: In du Ball, deputy said, a seven year old Florida
Speaker 2: boy was tragically killed in a drive by shooting connected
Speaker 2: to gang violence. How many times have we heard this story?
Speaker 2: Another victim is a twenty one year old man still
Speaker 2: in serious condition. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is asking the
Speaker 2: public for helping identifying and locating the people responsible for
Speaker 2: the crime because no one saw nothing, and we get
Speaker 2: a seven year old boy dead, Yeah, caught in a crossfire.
Speaker 4: Look, man, that's in your own neighborhood. Don't do this.
Speaker 3: No one saw nothing. Somebody saw something and reported.
Speaker 2: Also in Jacksonville on Saturday, last Saturday, and eight month
Speaker 2: old baby is dead after being placed in the street
Speaker 2: and struck by a vehicle, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff Office,
Speaker 2: who had just a horrible day that day. Officials said
Speaker 2: that just before eleven in the morning, an accident took
Speaker 2: place involving one car, a man, a woman in an
Speaker 2: eight month old. The incident began when a fight broke
Speaker 2: out between the driver and the passenger. This is the
Speaker 2: man and the woman. The driver stopped the vehicle at
Speaker 2: the intersection, opened the door, placed the child on the ground,
Speaker 2: drove off, striking and killing the child. It just makes
Speaker 2: your blood boil.
Speaker 4: Man, all right, before we're blood boiling, you're ready, Let's
Speaker 4: just flush this stuff out of the system. New edition.
Speaker 3: I was talking about.
Speaker 2: Watch.
Speaker 3: So what we're gonna have to do is put this
Speaker 3: on the button bar over there so that we can
Speaker 3: just hit it at the end of the time.
Speaker 2: All right, so you all know that we that we
Speaker 2: go the extra mof for you. You know us too,
Speaker 2: as the human beatbox of sound effects. We easily could
Speaker 2: have scoured the internet for the sounds of a power flusher.
Speaker 2: Taco Bob actually went through the expand of having these
Speaker 2: installed in his own home to get the audio.
Speaker 4: It's for the better of all plungers out there. Anyway.
Speaker 4: Let's go to the Good News network.
Speaker 3: Or let's just read some of the topic or the headlines.
Speaker 3: Oh in Arizona, man, this guy, he's a dog lover.
Speaker 3: Unlike the people with the bow and arrow. This guy
Speaker 3: loved his dog.
Speaker 4: Arizona.
Speaker 3: Arizona guy, he never stopped trying to reunite with his
Speaker 3: dog that he lost eight.
Speaker 4: Years ago in another state.
Speaker 3: Guess what reunited and that feels so good.
Speaker 4: Pal, he got his dog. Oh, this one's cool.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the ninja training had to do
Speaker 3: with anything, but there was a turtle trapped in a
Speaker 3: city sewer. The heroes come to the rescue, police and
Speaker 3: firefighters go and rescue it over in Santa Beel Island.
Speaker 3: Down in Santa Beel, teenage ninja turtles talk. That's what
Speaker 3: it said, lacking ninja training.
Speaker 4: Get with the pop culture. One of my favorite.
Speaker 3: Movies back in the day TV shows, Oh, an ominous
Speaker 3: in helmet, we have a new species of crustacean. Okay, really, yes,
Speaker 3: and ominous and can you put butter on it? Yes,
Speaker 3: you can, ominous and helmeted. New species of giant crustacean
Speaker 3: named after Darth Vader of the Deep Seas. Look at
Speaker 3: what it looks like, Lyncher top right, It looks like
Speaker 3: Darth Vader.
Speaker 4: It's a crab. Yeah, you can dip that summunchin butter.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be smoked.
Speaker 3: Crab legs, King crab legs and Darth Vader legs. Oh,
Speaker 3: diamill fall the pow. Oh this is cool. Man a
Speaker 3: Ravens fan. I know the Ravens made it in the
Speaker 3: news because this weirdo kicker. Oh legend, Yeah, that's spas Ago.
Speaker 3: There's some good stuff. Ravens fans.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Classy Ravens fans return the favor for their foes. After
Speaker 3: the Bills player dropped a ball in a heartbreaking playoff loss.
Speaker 4: What the hell?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm just reading the headlines. But has
Speaker 3: some guy squatting down and he's talking to these kids.
Speaker 3: But he's a buffalo anyway. You know, I'm intrigued with that.
Speaker 3: I almost click on it.
Speaker 4: Oh, but this is what happens when you there's zero preparation.
Speaker 3: A five years after a five year ban on direct
Speaker 3: flights between China and India, border relation thaw as planes resume,
Speaker 3: So now the Chinese can fly.
Speaker 4: To India and the Indians can fly to China. Pow.
Speaker 4: That seems like bad.
Speaker 3: That seems kind of bad in the whole scheme of
Speaker 3: things with what China does. If you fly on that
Speaker 3: Chinese plane, you gotta wear like ten.
Speaker 4: Masks, remember pow.
Speaker 3: California fire chief saves Alta Dina homes from blaze with
Speaker 3: nothing but milk and a couple cold beers. Yeah, look
Speaker 3: at that guy, he saved it. I guess he like
Speaker 3: had beer and threw beer on the flames and put
Speaker 3: it out and then milked it after pow. Uh, it's
Speaker 3: just a really cag I'm getting caught up here. I'm
Speaker 3: not really I'm not opening or reading too deep anymore.
Speaker 3: Please don't the details. Really who cares? Yeah, Officer crowdfunds
Speaker 3: forty thousand dollars for a pizza driver who only got
Speaker 3: a two dollars tip and a snowstorm delivery. Think about it,
Speaker 3: You're out, you know, rain, sleet and snow delivering the
Speaker 3: pies to the people, and they give you two bucks
Speaker 3: cheap skates. So this officer crowdfunded forty k for him.
Speaker 3: Pow on your big tip there and then uh, it's
Speaker 3: ended on with something good. This kid found a fossil.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Dogs in the UK are the first to be able
Speaker 3: to be trained to sniff out bowel cancer, after nail
Speaker 3: and Parkinson's and COVID. So those UK dogs are way
Speaker 3: above ours. Man, they're curing cancer Parkinson's and COVID cured cancer. Yes, wow,
Speaker 3: I hadn't heard that bowel cancer. They're trained to sniff
Speaker 3: it out after nail and parking. They didn't cure cancer,
Speaker 3: they cured park.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I think that the cancer cure
Speaker 2: had arrived that that might have made it into the news.
Speaker 3: But anyway, they're curing COVID. What do you mean curing covid?
Speaker 3: It was a hold everybody. Oh and Parkinson's we're getting out, well,
Speaker 3: it's getting Out's good.
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