Speaker 1: Oh, I come down.
Speaker 2: Be ready because it's time anywhere.
Speaker 1: It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2: Be prepared for insidet weird. Thinks we're gonna get weird.
Speaker 2: It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 2: Let's get weird. Let's get it?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 2: Where? Get?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 3: I'm ready sick because you're listening to the pre Eric
Speaker 3: London episode of What Let's Get Weird?
Speaker 2: Didn't want to contribute at all. I'm listening. I'm listening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot the numbers, two hundred and twenty third. Thank you.
Speaker 1: My name is Hoodie me I'm ware. And every week
Speaker 1: we come together, they give you the weird stories from
Speaker 1: our lives, the streets, the sheets, the ups, the downs,
Speaker 1: the all arounds and your ina and sometimes aren't it
Speaker 1: and just have a good old time. And Eric, Yes,
Speaker 1: get ready for what because.
Speaker 2: You're going to London baby this week?
Speaker 1: Excited?
Speaker 2: Oh? Really very much so. Ten hours from from now,
Speaker 2: you're going to my flight ten PMS. Well, I got it.
Speaker 2: We judge checking now No.
Speaker 1: No, maybe international? I think maybe you get an hour.
Speaker 2: Before or something. I remember you see what it says
Speaker 2: logged in Fine United, I'm flying United. I don't remember
Speaker 2: the last.
Speaker 1: Of my your meal.
Speaker 2: I think I pick your meal. I think I did
Speaker 2: put special requests? No, why would I put special Make
Speaker 2: sure there's some leven? Yeah, sick can I you're going
Speaker 2: to join the male.
Speaker 1: High club when you're on the plane. Who oh, someone
Speaker 1: you find?
Speaker 2: Who am I gonna find? It's gonna want to talk
Speaker 2: to me on a.
Speaker 1: Plane, the lady of the night. I don't know. We
Speaker 1: don't pay for that over here, but over there they might.
Speaker 1: I don't know who knows what they do. So I'm going, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna prepare you because I have two things planned
Speaker 1: for you to yes, yes, I teased this last week.
Speaker 1: Is I am going to test you on a London
Speaker 1: quiz granted it's England too, at the same time, and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna give you London roulette aka terms you
Speaker 1: need to know when you go over there, and if
Speaker 1: they call you these things, don't get back. You know
Speaker 1: what they're Yeah, whether it's affectionate or a term of hate. Well,
Speaker 1: I know what one of them means. Oh yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: good say that one or no?
Speaker 2: Say well?
Speaker 1: Whisper to me whisper to me, you're gonna whisper?
Speaker 2: You whisp? You could say that. I could say that.
Speaker 2: They say it all the time over there. I say
Speaker 2: it on the pot. I'm not gonna say it. But
Speaker 2: you could say, oh, yeah, the C word. Which one
Speaker 2: you're you're e think? Kunt?
Speaker 1: Okay, See that's fine you put that there. It's fine,
Speaker 1: Yeah for that, it's that. Yeah, But here are some
Speaker 1: terms you need to know when you go over there.
Speaker 1: Bonkers What do you think? That means?
Speaker 2: You're wild and crazy?
Speaker 1: No, you're correct, at you you're bonkers bonkers in love?
Speaker 1: Crazy in love? I'd be what is whatever? Knackered mean angry?
Speaker 1: Right now means you're tired. So if you're like, at
Speaker 1: the public, I'm knackered, this flight make me knackered because
Speaker 1: this is helping you know these words. Then maybe the
Speaker 1: London ladies were like, oh.
Speaker 2: He tried, yeah, so America, So American is his own?
Speaker 2: Does throwing a wobbly mean throwing a shot back? No?
Speaker 1: That is when you're throwing a temper tantrum. Oh so
Speaker 1: you go, I'm not throw I don't want to. What's uh?
Speaker 1: What's a fiver?
Speaker 2: Uh? Giving so many five bucks.
Speaker 1: That's a five pound note, correct, But you won't be
Speaker 1: using cash really, so you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Should I get cash? I think you're fine.
Speaker 1: I mean if you want to buy something off the
Speaker 1: street like a street vendor, maybe, but everywhere else you'll
Speaker 1: be fine.
Speaker 2: I don't want to give anybody my apple pay or whatever.
Speaker 2: Next you know, my stuff staked?
Speaker 1: What does mean it's hungry?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Food?
Speaker 2: Food?
Speaker 1: Let's get some Let's get some food? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: do it? What's pied off mean?
Speaker 2: No idea?
Speaker 1: It means you've been rejected or shot down? Really off London.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying. Everyone thinks I'm going to be trying
Speaker 1: to meet women.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: What's going to have fun?
Speaker 2: What's a cock up mean?
Speaker 1: A mess up?
Speaker 2: Right? Correct? Good job? I mean a total cockup of it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've heard that one before a lot of guy Guy
Speaker 2: Richie movies.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: What does faffing around? I mean being silly?
Speaker 1: It kind of means to do nothing particularly productive. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so if you want to faugh around and
Speaker 1: pass around a little bit. What does mug mean? My face?
Speaker 1: It is no, my mug is what do you call
Speaker 1: someone who acting stupid.
Speaker 2: You're a mug. Oh like a muggle?
Speaker 1: Sure, there you go with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I were to offer you.
Speaker 1: A cupa what does that mean?
Speaker 2: A cup of tea? Correct?
Speaker 1: Good job? They drink a cuppa?
Speaker 2: You want to? You all? I have a stupid question,
Speaker 2: a very stupid question. Do they have Starbucks in London? Yes?
Speaker 1: You want to get like coffee from like a market
Speaker 1: market stand or.
Speaker 2: I need I need an espresso. You don't need to
Speaker 2: get a cafe.
Speaker 1: There's Starbucks and like the tourist area. Right, but I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like you get the cafe, it won't be
Speaker 1: like Starbucks quality coffee. Isn't that great? Buddy? Relaxed? Some people?
Speaker 1: Sorry about it.
Speaker 2: But another dumb, dumb question. I like an Americano Americano.
Speaker 2: Is an espresso with hot water? In Europe?
Speaker 1: An Americano in Europe? Is a Cafe Americana?
Speaker 2: A cafe Americano?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we'll figure it out that one. Right.
Speaker 2: What does trolley mean? Tired? That means you're drunk. You
Speaker 2: ham it. I'm trolley trolley over that today.
Speaker 1: If you first trolley I'm going.
Speaker 2: To face Oh I've got to interrupt you starting. But
Speaker 2: guess what Max wants me to do on this trip.
Speaker 2: So he has two little items that he wants me
Speaker 2: to a car or the spaceship. So I'm gonna take
Speaker 2: a picture with the car that he wants me to
Speaker 2: take while I'm there with every picture with him, or
Speaker 2: like you know, a little car in the picture. So yeah,
Speaker 2: he alat of came up with that idea. A little
Speaker 2: buddy excited, give.
Speaker 1: Me something to do. Keep you proctive, you know, m hmm,
Speaker 1: I'm taking a lot of pictures. What does pants mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Your pants are down?
Speaker 1: Pants? Is your underwear in the UK? It is now
Speaker 1: your actual pants. It's your trousers, my trousers and trowsers.
Speaker 1: Your pants are your underwear.
Speaker 2: That makes no sense.
Speaker 1: That's what happens in it? What does make sure you
Speaker 1: use in it?
Speaker 2: A lot in it?
Speaker 1: Isn't it in it? Isn't it cool?
Speaker 2: In it? Oh? I don't get confused. I'm gonna get confused.
Speaker 1: Those terms I have for you for London? Are you
Speaker 1: ready to take your London quiz?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What color are the buses in London? Red? Correct?
Speaker 2: Good job? They're called double deck double decks. Correct? Double
Speaker 2: they call the underground train system in London eric, but
Speaker 2: the tube. Correct, there you go.
Speaker 1: What is the river that runs through London primarily tim
Speaker 1: the river Tims? Correct, the Thames, the Thames. What is
Speaker 1: the traditional color of most taxis in London? Black?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: A black carcabby? Good job?
Speaker 2: Oh? Really nice.
Speaker 1: What is the name of the bear that was found
Speaker 1: at a London train station? He likes to wear a
Speaker 1: Duffel coat and likes marmalade sandwiches.
Speaker 2: You should know that one.
Speaker 1: You're staying there, I'm staying in that area, all right.
Speaker 1: Where does the queen live The Queen's dead? Correct, she
Speaker 1: lives in the cemetery.
Speaker 2: That's where she is. Actually, I guess technically she lives
Speaker 2: in Westminster Abbey. Both holy.
Speaker 1: What is the big clock on the House of Parliament
Speaker 1: called Big Ben?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Good job. This one's a little harder. What is the
Speaker 1: Old Bailey? Oh?
Speaker 2: It's oh god, they blew it up in the viver vendetta.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a music, it's a building. It's on
Speaker 2: top of a building. It's the Old Bailey. It's a
Speaker 2: criminal court, that's it. What is the name.
Speaker 1: Of that's a specific that makes sense?
Speaker 2: What is the London I oh, it's this fairest whee
Speaker 2: that everyone's correct. Did you do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did it one when I went to study abroad.
Speaker 1: It's it's the same if you've done it here in
Speaker 1: National Harbor.
Speaker 2: I've actually never don the one in National Harbor. It happens.
Speaker 1: What's the name of the famous tennis competition that happens
Speaker 1: in London? Wimbledon went correct?
Speaker 2: Correct? Is that going on soon? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know I have doing it. Which of these
Speaker 1: teams play? Which of these teams has their home court
Speaker 1: in London Mansfield Town, Chelsea, Nottingham Forest or Manchester United
Speaker 1: Noddingham Forest. It's Chelsea actually, so you're frogging that.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Oh, I don't know that. Oh, Wimbledon is
Speaker 2: June thirtieth to July month early on the thinks, all right,
Speaker 2: who in history tried to blow up Parliament? Will you
Speaker 2: remember them?
Speaker 1: On a certain night?
Speaker 2: November eleventh? Will never forget?
Speaker 1: It was November November, the fifth of November.
Speaker 2: November. I don't remember. There was a guy. It was
Speaker 2: his name, I don't remember Fox.
Speaker 1: Make sure you remember that guy Fox.
Speaker 2: Okay, November November. Because I was also in Viver Vendetta.
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
Speaker 1: No, all right, now here is the coney rhyming slang.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give you the word that it rhymes
Speaker 1: with in the description. You're supposed to tell me what
Speaker 1: the actual phrase is. Okay, this is to go up,
Speaker 1: go up, you go up these to bed apples and pears.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is the phrase you go up to these
Speaker 2: to bed apples and pears.
Speaker 1: It rhymes with apples and pears.
Speaker 2: You're going to sleep going to bed stairs?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, what are these? Another word for children
Speaker 1: rhymes with dustbin lids, dust lads.
Speaker 2: This is dumb. That's a dumb question. I know what
Speaker 2: that is, all right.
Speaker 1: London is the capital of what England? The United Kingdom
Speaker 1: named five other cities in Britain besides London.
Speaker 2: Manchester, Richmond, h the nodding, No, Chesterfield, west Ham.
Speaker 1: You're just naming football teams.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, you failed that quist. That's okay, that's your London homework.
Speaker 2: So there you go. Study.
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch Austin Powers and all the Danes Bond
Speaker 1: movies while you're flying. No, you're gonna sleep.
Speaker 2: I don't know yet.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, I'm a little bevy. I might
Speaker 1: get a bevy.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big it's free on international fight good.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of like drinking while on a plane.
Speaker 1: And you kind of got to go to sleep to
Speaker 1: beat the time change?
Speaker 2: Do you do you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't need I mean, you have
Speaker 1: a ten o'clock fight, So that's perfect that if you
Speaker 1: go to bed at six a m.
Speaker 2: So be something like that. Whoa mind? What if it
Speaker 2: lands at six am their time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not right, that's not right.
Speaker 2: That's not right.
Speaker 1: Right, fight to London United seven hours you get there?
Speaker 1: M hmm, so eleven their time? Oh yeah, that's perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you'll get that's like six to you. You'll
Speaker 1: be awake by then.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure something happens with the show that way.
Speaker 2: You know you need to stay awake. What do you
Speaker 2: mean stay awake? Yeah? You're not gonna call me help?
Speaker 2: May help, may help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm just glad I can help you get
Speaker 1: ready because you're doing all your little passport there.
Speaker 2: The hotel needs me to like verify.
Speaker 1: My check your face, baby, they don't trust you.
Speaker 2: I already downloaded the Saunder app, So I'm like, what
Speaker 2: else do you need to do? There's self check in
Speaker 2: what Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta take a picture with all the Paddington
Speaker 1: Bears are I think there's three at least in your area?
Speaker 2: And do I need to buy these stupid train tickets?
Speaker 2: I need to buy the train. You need to buy
Speaker 2: the train tickets?
Speaker 1: What you need to do? The one?
Speaker 2: Except?
Speaker 1: What is two things you want to do besides the
Speaker 1: soccer game?
Speaker 2: I want to go to the British Museum and I
Speaker 2: want to go to that bro market bros Market or
Speaker 2: whatever market. Yeah, and then I do want to walk
Speaker 2: across the bridge tower Bridge?
Speaker 1: Correct, good job, good job, take a picture of the
Speaker 1: London Bridge. Is not that bridge? It is the Tower Bridge?
Speaker 1: Where is London?
Speaker 2: It's it's just like a highway. It's it's more like
Speaker 2: a road bridge than anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just like it's like a plane, like you
Speaker 1: cross in Arlington to d C. Like it's like that really, Yes.
Speaker 2: Why isn't the London Bridge the one that's tower I think.
Speaker 1: The tower because it was the historical one for some reason.
Speaker 1: Then Tower Bridge came Tower Bridge. But are you gonna
Speaker 1: do like Tower of London and a lot that type
Speaker 1: of stuff, or no, what do you mean, biggre to
Speaker 1: go into Buckingham Palace if you can, I don't.
Speaker 2: See why not.
Speaker 1: Actually, let's see if you can't visit palace right now?
Speaker 1: I don't think you can, right, it depends if the
Speaker 1: King isn't there, you can't Buckingham Palace tours. Now you
Speaker 1: want to do a tour, you can just visit your
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah more.
Speaker 1: Myself and Carolina just walked it. I mean we walked.
Speaker 1: I think we had a ticket, but we walked in
Speaker 1: visit all right, Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 2: All right, there we go.
Speaker 1: Already on it, buddy, Buckingham Palace is Oh no, you
Speaker 1: can't go?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: It doesn't open up till July tenth. Oh okay, that's
Speaker 1: when the King is away on someone's ak show. Uh
Speaker 1: he's being exclusive running through January to May twenty twenty five. Actually,
Speaker 1: hold on, what next event?
Speaker 2: Sold out?
Speaker 1: Sorry, bud? Oh, let's see. Okay here you go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, nope, you're done.
Speaker 1: You missed it and everything sold out. That's okay.
Speaker 2: I feeled it would be by it. It's cool people
Speaker 2: would give those things. It's so advanced and you never know.
Speaker 1: When you've seen the crown, you know what's inside it.
Speaker 2: I have seen the Crown. I did see the Crown.
Speaker 2: I didn't finish the.
Speaker 1: Crown, but I did see What season did you stop?
Speaker 2: On four? Before Diana passed away?
Speaker 1: The season she is about to die?
Speaker 2: Or on right now? Baby? I couldn't watch it. I
Speaker 2: don't know why.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the.
Speaker 2: Cast change every two seasons. You're like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't mind that. I just you know, living it, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't want to live with that,
Speaker 2: you know, because she was a kindle in the wind?
Speaker 1: How excited to see Felton John pops up on the show?
Speaker 1: Why would he pop up?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Random people up in the show sometimes like huh do
Speaker 1: they really? Sometimes? I learned about how the chair It's
Speaker 1: the Fire.
Speaker 2: Movie was made.
Speaker 1: In the last episode he watched What's the Chariots of Fire?
Speaker 2: It's the one with donn there's a whole foods market
Speaker 2: by my Okay, you.
Speaker 1: Don't need to go to home. What food are you
Speaker 1: excited to try? Fish and chips? That's cheesy sound Shepherd's pie?
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't know. Maybe little bangers and no
Speaker 2: Bangers and matches somewhere else. There's a guy on TikTok
Speaker 2: that but they're mostly Scottish meals. But no, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: free breakfast or no, I don't know things I don't
Speaker 2: know about that. I'm not really worried about. Just gonna
Speaker 2: figure it out, man.
Speaker 1: Just going to wake up and walk around.
Speaker 2: You know, even have you noticed I'm not very like, Uh,
Speaker 2: I want to just enjoy. I guess you want to
Speaker 2: wake up like it's I live there and experience. You don't.
Speaker 1: You're waking up at a hotel.
Speaker 2: But maybe they get kicked out. May maybe maybe I
Speaker 2: get kicked out. I gonna live on the streets and
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and I'm like to hang out on
Speaker 2: the pub all night. Yeah wait till they close. But
Speaker 2: they closed early, right you told me that before. It
Speaker 2: just depends, Yeah, depends, it depends what. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to a night club. I don't want to go too.
Speaker 1: Could It'll be interesting now because it's a lot you
Speaker 1: know people there at eighteen you can drink so oh
Speaker 1: that's a bunch of eighteen year.
Speaker 2: Old No thanks dudes drinking. I'm good. Oh, I'll get
Speaker 2: them real messed up. I know, I know to get
Speaker 2: people drunk.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have the type of shots we
Speaker 1: got over there too, so just be wary of They.
Speaker 2: Probably give me a vodka ginger like huh, yeah, they
Speaker 2: probably have Tito's. They probably grey Goose in Belvety here maybe,
Speaker 2: or Russian stuff that that you need.
Speaker 1: You need Guinness and Foster's is a good baseline beer
Speaker 1: if you need something. I know beer, it's Australian, but
Speaker 1: they drink it a lot in Britain.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because Britain owns Australia, or I used to
Speaker 2: own Australia and they'send all their That was my like,
Speaker 2: I just need a base level. I want to drink
Speaker 2: some beer, but not too heavy.
Speaker 1: Foster's Baby, all.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, because you know that the Brits used to
Speaker 2: send their their the Australia. In your area.
Speaker 1: There's a nice little drinking area that's a little chills
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, so look for that. But I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's called anywhere. I forget.
Speaker 2: I've been there in three.
Speaker 1: Years, so you should know everything for me. Oh sorry, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm excited I just can't HiPE park. Yeah, I just
Speaker 2: can't wait to get on the plane and just land
Speaker 2: and then drop my stuff off and just walk around.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm gonna really do is just walk around
Speaker 2: and experience it and just take pictures the tube. I'm
Speaker 2: scared of the tube. Why it feel like it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: It's more complicated on your line that you noted to
Speaker 2: directly go. Don't do any transfers.
Speaker 1: Just go straight there, walk to the line you need
Speaker 1: to get on and take it down or up or around?
Speaker 2: All right? Should I go to Richmond or no?
Speaker 1: Wall? So, I mean this might be the one time
Speaker 1: you go, so you might as well hit all the
Speaker 1: spots you want to hit up, you know, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll be interesting.
Speaker 2: Do use WhatsApp. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: the cell phone thing where I'm gonna have to pay
Speaker 2: the twelve dollars a day.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you I message on Wi Fi, you're fine.
Speaker 2: But so do what I do.
Speaker 1: Then just turn my phone off just to put it
Speaker 1: on airplane mode and then hit the Wi Fi button.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, Okay, that way whenever you're a WiFi spot,
Speaker 1: like if you go your hotel or if a pub
Speaker 1: has it maybe, or like you, maybe a train station.
Speaker 1: I remember if the tube head WiFi or not, you
Speaker 1: can you can connect and then you're good.
Speaker 2: All right? Oh, and you notice that Tim was happy
Speaker 2: that I had that express Your friend Tim, My friend
Speaker 2: Tim was happy that I had that express payment thing
Speaker 2: on my iPhone for when I use it too.
Speaker 1: You Apple Py, Yeah, yes, yeah, because you could just
Speaker 1: tap and go instead of having to buy an actual
Speaker 1: ticket an oyster cod is they like to call.
Speaker 2: It an oyster cod. Yes, I should buy my ticket today.
Speaker 1: Huh. He probably should because you know you're going tomorrow
Speaker 1: and you probably would have happened and probably was cheaper
Speaker 1: last month when I told you to buy it the
Speaker 1: first time, then the date before you're going? All right, Andrew?
Speaker 2: You know God, But what's that out here in the distance. No,
Speaker 2: it's not the queen, it's not the king. It's me.
Speaker 1: This is where we read actual misconnections from Washington, DC dot,
Speaker 1: Craigslist dot or see who's freaker is it DC?
Speaker 2: Maryland or Virginia?
Speaker 1: And I you know what, I'm kind of gonna change
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: You're gonna put London.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if London has a Craigslist.
Speaker 2: There's no way London has a crag.
Speaker 1: Let me put London in here and see what London
Speaker 1: it does. You've been show miss connections, Eric, were switching.
Speaker 2: It was like two.
Speaker 1: They probably filter.
Speaker 2: It a lot. Dies on Central Line.
Speaker 1: Oh, Queensway to Bold Street streets Sunday, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: uh Eric, this might be a long shot. We had Detroit.
Speaker 1: We were on the Central lawne today Sunday, fourth May,
Speaker 1: around eleven twenty am in London.
Speaker 2: You and your friend born in at Queensway.
Speaker 1: I let you go on the I don't know what
Speaker 1: this accident is. On the give out a medium to
Speaker 1: dark skin tone, long curly hair like great trousers, trousers
Speaker 1: in a navy rock sect. You went with an older
Speaker 1: lady suitcase across from you and we exchanged a few gances.
Speaker 1: I was wearing a light blue sweater, jeans, carrying.
Speaker 2: A small bag. I'm bold.
Speaker 1: I got off the Bond Street and you continue on
Speaker 1: your journey.
Speaker 2: I wish i'd say so good by the change you
Speaker 2: see this. I'd really love to talk. It's really descriptive. Seriously,
Speaker 2: you smiled at King Street petrol station on Monday evening. Blackburn, blackburn,
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. What you doing is blackburn? Look
Speaker 2: just too. I'm looking for a girl who smiled at
Speaker 2: me on Monday May's Monday, April seventh, the seventh of April,
Speaker 2: the seventh of April, the King Street petrol station at
Speaker 2: approximately nine thirty pm. You were in a blue VW
Speaker 2: Gulf with light blue wheels in the front passenger seat.
Speaker 2: I was you're left in the gray Pegone two o seven.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about you the whole time. If you're
Speaker 2: reading this, please contact me. Thanks up gone two o seven.
Speaker 2: Isn't that a hypercar? You get?
Speaker 1: What two o seven? Oh no, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: That looks like a Ford photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like. Well, there you go. There's only
Speaker 1: them and so they don't do. Actually, let's see what
Speaker 1: else we got in here for London on craiglist, you know, carpools,
Speaker 1: childcare groups, Ransom ray good rants and raves, ranso and rays.
Speaker 1: All right, rand raise, all right, nothing, nothing, all right?
Speaker 1: Well that was oh well an eventful do they have actually?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I keep talking and keep talking.
Speaker 2: Wod he's looking over in discussion forums, I think you
Speaker 2: should hit politics and community and see what happened.
Speaker 1: But that's UK.
Speaker 2: You did, UK, buddy. I don't know. Let's see what
Speaker 2: jobs they've got, What jobs they've got? Oh, you're typing
Speaker 2: in sex?
Speaker 1: Okay, nothing, so sorry, sorry I looked for you, all right.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this is my last piece of
Speaker 1: advice for you to go to London. Do not take
Speaker 1: a photo inside the photo booth or in the phone booth,
Speaker 1: would I because that is where homeless people sleep in
Speaker 1: pitshad yeah, So do not go in there. And if
Speaker 1: you see any ads in the bottom and say you
Speaker 1: want a good time, do not call those numbers either, well, Doug,
Speaker 1: because they are looking for you, tracking you and will
Speaker 1: hunt you down, hunt me down.
Speaker 2: I swear to you. Okay, I'm a man in particular skills.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, excited. Well, the next week's let's get weird. There
Speaker 1: won't be one. We're gonna save it till Eric comes
Speaker 1: back in Yeah yeah, so be back in two weeks.
Speaker 1: That's when this podcast will be back. They'll have Axit
Speaker 1: in it and we'll see the shenanigans. Eric got up
Speaker 1: to any lady of the knights and any queens and
Speaker 1: yal highnesses he might have brushed past.
Speaker 2: With All day, every day baby.
Speaker 1: But if you want to see Eric's adventures, which he
Speaker 1: should definitely post on social media, Sir Eric V.
Speaker 2: That's m R E r ic k V. He'll be
Speaker 2: in London, baby, London.
Speaker 1: If you want to see some good old, jolly old
Speaker 1: American adventures, follow Andrew Hoodie with why We'll be going
Speaker 1: to the Capitols game, Tony and we will see you
Speaker 1: there as we route for the Washington Capitals as they
Speaker 1: beat the Carolina Hurricanes.
Speaker 2: But have a great week. Always remember it's okay to
Speaker 2: be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't they.
Speaker 3: Yeah,