Speaker 1: All right, you guys want to know what Ta's new
Speaker 1: favorite things are. She's got two things that she's ranting
Speaker 1: and raven about.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: She's not as bad as me, though, You're like, when
Speaker 1: I something I discovered knew, I can't wait, tell everybody
Speaker 1: about it, every I can't wait. I just can't wait.
Speaker 1: But Tricia's a little more subtle about these things.
Speaker 3: Right, I just wait until you get my own break
Speaker 3: on the radio. Tell everybody I got all right, So
Speaker 3: this is when Sandie, I highly recommend that you go
Speaker 3: follow these people. The Instagram site is Casey.
Speaker 2: C A S. E. Y.
Speaker 3: In the letter in Rashad are a shady. It's a
Speaker 3: husband and wife team. The guy Rashad kind of this
Speaker 3: young guy, not like an older guy, is obsessed with
Speaker 3: his lawn obsessed. They live outside of some cities, in
Speaker 3: some suburban neighborhood and he goes outside and he runs
Speaker 3: his fingers through his grass and just says, look how
Speaker 3: thick it is. His wife is recording him all the
Speaker 3: time because she thinks he's so ridiculous. When he mos,
Speaker 3: he mos extra stripes. He makes his lawn have stripes
Speaker 3: in it. He has a lawn log that you can
Speaker 3: go back through his He can go back through his
Speaker 3: phone and see what day, what year he put down
Speaker 3: a certain kind of fertilizer or growth spread or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this page right now on Instagram.
Speaker 2: He is hilarious.
Speaker 3: So the very first video I saw, he and his
Speaker 3: wife were sitting in their living room one evening about dusk,
Speaker 3: watching TV, and his wife started videoing him and said, honey,
Speaker 3: lock out the window. And when you look out their window,
Speaker 3: you can see directly across the street to their neighbor,
Speaker 3: their neighbor they refer to as their number one lawn
Speaker 3: op and their neighbor was unboxing in the driveway, they think,
Speaker 3: just so Rashad could see a brand new lawnmower. Oh no,
Speaker 3: he about lost his mind. But he was trying to
Speaker 3: be real cool about it. Ye Like, he was all,
Speaker 3: it's fine, let him do what he's got to do.
Speaker 3: But then he would get it get away from him
Speaker 3: a little bit, and he'd go, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: go get one of those zero escape lawnmowers.
Speaker 2: And then he'd be like, but it's okay, it's all right.
Speaker 3: Then he was standing at the window trying to peek
Speaker 3: out the window trying to figure out what kind it was,
Speaker 3: and he was like, I think it's electric, could be gas.
Speaker 2: I mean, it goes on and on.
Speaker 1: Here are some titles to some of his videos. Rashad's
Speaker 1: method to protect his grass seed from birds, which is funny.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Rashad assessing the damage to the lawn after
Speaker 1: getting a new roof. Let's see what does this one say?
Speaker 1: Rashad got another chance to use old Sally that's his snowblower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I shot.
Speaker 1: He and I could be boys.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But he tries to be real laid back. He clearly
Speaker 3: thinks he's the king of the lawn game and whatever
Speaker 3: suburban neighborhood they live in. And so one day he
Speaker 3: was out and he was out there for like three
Speaker 3: hours perfecting his lawn with the stripes. And as soon
Speaker 3: as he came in, Op number one went out and
Speaker 3: started mowing, and he was beside himself number one finished,
Speaker 3: Rashad went back out for his victory lap with his edger,
Speaker 3: just to let him know, I see you, buddy.
Speaker 1: This is pretty funny. One is more recent videos is
Speaker 1: titled Suburban Black Father Lawn Chronicles Part five.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: It's a hilarious I love a guy that takes some
Speaker 1: pride in his land, in his yard.
Speaker 3: And I replied to one of his videos and I
Speaker 3: was like, how in the world am I so invested
Speaker 3: in this suburban lawn feud?
Speaker 1: Is that the one you said that you're the lawn
Speaker 1: maintenance in his neighbor's lawn revival update?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know which one I commented on.
Speaker 3: I just comment on on one that Now I've got
Speaker 3: to like, I need to know what Op Number one's
Speaker 3: response is gonna be.
Speaker 1: You know what, You're not alone. I mean, he's got
Speaker 1: a lot of followers. That's funny.
Speaker 2: One of the things that's so just funny.
Speaker 3: He's not trying to be funny, like his wife is
Speaker 3: recording him because she thinks it's ridiculous, But he is
Speaker 3: fully invested in it.
Speaker 2: He's not being hall waka wakahha fuddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's hilarious. Try it again or try to follow it.
Speaker 3: Casey in rushshot ce A S E Y the letter
Speaker 3: N and r A s h A D on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Trista, we don't have time for the second one
Speaker 1: unless you can do it in thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Blue dots.
Speaker 3: People, I decorated with our balloons for our daughter's sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 3: And how have I decorated anything without those teeny tiny
Speaker 3: adhesive glue dots.
Speaker 1: That don't take pain off your don't take.
Speaker 2: Paint off your while you don't have to have a pen.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, those have changed my life. What else
Speaker 2: can I decorate?
Speaker 1: Glue dots? Blue dots available everywhere. Stay with us. More
Speaker 1: coming up. Tricia's got the story we love and just
Speaker 1: a moment. It's tender update right, the daily and app.
Speaker 2: It kind of it relates to a lot of stuff,
Speaker 2: not just dating apps.
Speaker 1: Right. I am happy to report that yesterday. Guys, it's
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Speaker 1: Go get your physical with your doctor, do it once
Speaker 1: a year. And I'm happy to report perfect blood.
Speaker 2: Pressure, perfect blood first time in.
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Speaker 2: Don't even have to be in your blood pressure.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have to take my blood pressure medicine anymore.
Speaker 1: And I am so excited about that. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I've been on blood pressure medicine since I was like sixteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now I've lost some weight, started exercising, and I
Speaker 1: don't have to take it anymore.
Speaker 2: It's amazing what exercise it is.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Guys exercise ladies is important, but guys are notorious
Speaker 1: for not going to get their physical right.
Speaker 3: I just did a story the other day about things
Speaker 3: that doctors hate to hear, and one of them is
Speaker 3: when a guy comes in and he goes.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to come, but my wife made me no.
Speaker 2: That's not a good sign.
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Speaker 1: I see, I'm all excited about my blood pressure truck.
Speaker 2: Your blood pressure's gonna go.
Speaker 1: My blood freursure is gonna go skyrocket, It's gonna go
Speaker 1: through the roof, and I'm gonna stroke out right here
Speaker 1: on the radio, I say that I know I don't
Speaker 1: need that at all. Here Stories we Love.
Speaker 2: Now coming from the Lester Hoold Studio. My dear friend
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Speaker 3: My friend Jack in Crime. Okay, so I've never been
Speaker 3: on Tender, thank god. But apparently six years ago Tender
Speaker 3: pranked everybody with an April Fool's joke by saying they
Speaker 3: were adding a height verification feature in order to bring
Speaker 3: honesty back to dating. Okay, that was an April school
Speaker 3: joke that did not happen. But they are testing a
Speaker 3: feature to allow people to filter you out by height.
Speaker 3: People can now put in what their height preferences are.
Speaker 3: Oh that's smart, and to bring honesty back to dating.
Speaker 3: They aren't enforcing what height you report, but they are
Speaker 3: allowing women to choose if they want to have a
Speaker 3: minimum height requirement.
Speaker 2: Whoever it is that they're looking for.
Speaker 1: What would your minimum height requirement? I'm six feet minimum
Speaker 1: minimum six foot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe five to nine definitely. Yeah, I'm talking about
Speaker 3: like five nine six feet.
Speaker 1: So what are you? Five four and five four? So
Speaker 1: what a taller d is?
Speaker 2: I want to tall? I think I like a tall man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got one right here, that one by you.
Speaker 3: Somebody who took a picture of us somewhere and I
Speaker 3: was like, I look like a dwarf next to you,
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, you're very small, you.
Speaker 1: Are little, You're little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a tall man. Climb right on it. So
Speaker 2: that's the new thing that Tinder is doing. They have
Speaker 2: their height filter.
Speaker 3: Some people are up in arms over this, obviously, but
Speaker 3: I think that of all my friends who are on
Speaker 3: these dating apps are like they it's never a current
Speaker 3: profile picture. They're never as tall as they say they are, right,
Speaker 3: They're always older than they say they are.
Speaker 2: So I think that why do you do that? I know,
Speaker 2: because you're not going to find out.
Speaker 1: You're starting your possible relationship up on false pretense and lies. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm really not fifty three. I'm sixty five.
Speaker 3: Right and I'm only five, So it's not if you
Speaker 3: met me in person, right, you'd get over it.
Speaker 2: So this is not new technology.
Speaker 3: Hinge Let's its paid users filter by height, So I
Speaker 3: don't think you're.
Speaker 1: All measurements like you can what bust size you're looking for,
Speaker 1: hip size, shoe size.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I love it that the new generation
Speaker 3: is getting farther and farther away from the dating apps
Speaker 3: and like they're bringing it back around to meeting people
Speaker 3: in person, because I mean, it doesn't matter how great
Speaker 3: somebody looks on it on their app, on their page,
Speaker 3: you meet them in person and you know within five seconds.
Speaker 1: Right, All these revamps and changes and stuff are a
Speaker 1: sign that their people are going away from it, because
Speaker 1: they're adding features to draw people back in right, right, right,
Speaker 1: that's the story we love stay with us. More coming up. Okay.
Speaker 1: So every day I walk a trail and on my
Speaker 1: long days, I do just over five miles. On my
Speaker 1: short days, I do just over two miles. And the
Speaker 1: other day I'm out of my long walk and I'm
Speaker 1: probably tell you exactly how far long. I was about
Speaker 1: an hour into it, right, and I see this woman
Speaker 1: walking towards me, and I'm like, she looks really familiar.
Speaker 1: I've got my uh my AirPods in my ears. I'm
Speaker 1: listening to something and I'm approaching her, and I'm getting
Speaker 1: closer and closer, and I get right next to her
Speaker 1: about the cross path, and I take my AirPods out
Speaker 1: and I go, Hey, what's up? And she goes hi
Speaker 1: and just kept walking. She did not recognize me.
Speaker 2: And I thought she was coming up to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I thought she would stop and we would have a
Speaker 1: short visit. It's a woman that I interviewed once for
Speaker 1: a podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh you do you do know?
Speaker 1: Yes? I interviewed her and we have some things in
Speaker 1: common and we had a really really good conversation about
Speaker 1: off you know, off the air, about things, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And I saw her, I was kind
Speaker 1: of excited to visit with her again, because she's a
Speaker 1: really interesting woman. She didn't remember me from Adam and listen, friends,
Speaker 1: once you spend a little bit of time, I'm tough.
Speaker 2: To forget, right, just just based on.
Speaker 1: What you'd look like exactly, tall, bald head.
Speaker 2: Bright shoulders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a unique looking person. Yes, And she and
Speaker 1: I thought, well, I'm going to go to the end
Speaker 1: of my walk and turn around. And then I first
Speaker 1: I was like, what is her name? What is her?
Speaker 1: And I remembered her name, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll see her because she's gonna walk that way, She'll
Speaker 1: turn around, come back this way. Wrong, didn't see her.
Speaker 3: She kept going, Yeah, clearly made a great impression on her.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. And then I just laughed about it.
Speaker 3: But it was your dabber down a little bit that
Speaker 3: you're like, O though we had a great conversation.
Speaker 1: She didn't. You know, I got to give her some
Speaker 1: leniency in that. Who knows what was going on in
Speaker 1: her head. She could have been zoned out on something
Speaker 1: or thinking about something and just walking by, or didn't
Speaker 1: want to talk or anything like that.
Speaker 3: You know what you were if she if she thought
Speaker 3: that you were just telling her hell low, because you know,
Speaker 3: when you walk on the trail, as you pass people,
Speaker 3: you go good morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, happiest people in the world are on the trail.
Speaker 3: You were, you were excited guy. She probably thinks every
Speaker 3: person you pass you're off hollow. You're that guy.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. But that's Has that been your
Speaker 1: experience on the trail to always happy people?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean no, I've never went into anybody who's
Speaker 3: not nice, right, But I'll say hi to people and
Speaker 3: they just look at me and keep going, and I'm like, rude.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's my country roots growing up,
Speaker 3: my grandfather. Whenever you pass anybody on the road, you
Speaker 3: do a little wave to him, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: you would acknowledge, you would say good morning, have a
Speaker 3: good day when you go in and out.
Speaker 2: Of the stores and stuff like that. I still do that.
Speaker 3: And the older I get, the fewer and fewer people
Speaker 3: return it, return that which I saw.
Speaker 1: That makes me do it even more. Yeah, I say
Speaker 1: hi to everybody on the trail, people.
Speaker 2: We pass, I mean, especially if it make eye contact.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then after a while you see the same
Speaker 1: people and you get the same routine. Like me and
Speaker 1: this one guy. He's a runner and I see him
Speaker 1: all the time, and he gives me the the like
Speaker 1: not the peace sign, but the fingers together when he.
Speaker 3: Runs by Harley Davidson's sign. No, just like this, whoh
Speaker 3: know how Harley david says, guy's do a little oh no.
Speaker 1: He brings it up like, you know, like to his
Speaker 1: face and just like heye see you, but I'm running,
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything, but I see ya.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, it was just super embarrassing. But next time
Speaker 1: I see that woman, I'm jumping in front of her.
Speaker 2: Good lady, lady, my god, you were gonna remember me?
Speaker 1: Stick around. We've got more coming up. I asked Tricia
Speaker 1: if she thought, uh, seventy five percent would be too
Speaker 1: high or too low of people that love their first name.
Speaker 1: Tricia guess that would be too high. Tricia, as usual,
Speaker 1: It is correct. Trisa is just right. Too often makes
Speaker 1: me mad. Forty people love their first.
Speaker 2: Name, really love it, love their first name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you think Horatio is one of those guys.
Speaker 1: Horatio Sands remember him from Sarah Dowdy likes his first name.
Speaker 1: I know if your name is Horatio uh, six percent
Speaker 1: don't like their name, thirty one percent like it, nineteen
Speaker 1: percent like name. Whatever, yeah whatever, dang ying ying yang
Speaker 1: man whatever. Tricia got herself a stripper.
Speaker 2: Name, got my Tricia Nicole. Yeah, but myself a stripper
Speaker 2: name for sure.
Speaker 3: Didn't realize it was a stripper name till I don't know,
Speaker 3: like five ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, next up on the main stage, le guys, please
Speaker 1: make welcome Tricia Nicole.
Speaker 2: She goes by Tricia. I'm not helping myself with Tricia.
Speaker 1: To listen, you're really mad.
Speaker 2: I'm perpetuating, man.
Speaker 1: I had a weird childhood with my name because my
Speaker 1: birth name, my government name is Alexander. And now, for
Speaker 1: some of you, you probably don't know this, and a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't believe me when I tell you,
Speaker 1: but look it up. It is true. Sandy is the
Speaker 1: nickname for Alexander. Like, how do you get Sandy out
Speaker 1: of Alexander? Hey, Bill out of William?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: How do you get Bob out of Robert? How do
Speaker 1: you get Dick out of Richard? You know, you just
Speaker 1: you don't, But that's what it is. So growing up,
Speaker 1: I was always Sandy around the house. But when I
Speaker 1: and I got rassed a lot by kids for being Sandy.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you a whole story about that and
Speaker 1: a guy and Uncle Sam hatt in just a second.
Speaker 1: So what I did when I was at school, I
Speaker 1: was Alex right. Teachers kids at school, neighborhood, at home,
Speaker 1: I was Sandy Right. That was until fourth grade.
Speaker 2: Did some of those kids at the school in the
Speaker 2: neighborhood overlap.
Speaker 1: And I had to remember, funny, I went to a
Speaker 1: private school, and so all the other kids were mostly
Speaker 1: public schoolkids, and so it didn't really mix up. Only
Speaker 1: one Gerald, my next door neighbor. He went to school,
Speaker 1: We went to school, and so that got kind of confusion.
Speaker 1: And then when we moved from California to Nebraska, I
Speaker 1: was I ditched the Alex thing and just went full
Speaker 1: on Sandy because I was big enough and strong enough
Speaker 1: to defend myself against it's mockery against mockery. So I'll
Speaker 1: tell you a funny story. Though I was probably I
Speaker 1: don't know, five or six years old. How I take Zachielo.
Speaker 1: It's because it was nineteen seventy six, so I was eight, okay,
Speaker 1: and that was the year of the Bisentennial. That's why
Speaker 1: I remember it because I was at this daycare when
Speaker 1: I was eight years old, and there was a guy
Speaker 1: at the daycare who was like an older kid that
Speaker 1: worked there.
Speaker 2: You know, like a part time John teenager.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And we were in the sandbox and he had
Speaker 1: on a big red, white and blue Uncle Sam top hat,
Speaker 1: and he kept throwing sand at me, and he kept going, Sandy, Sandy,
Speaker 1: you must like sand, You must like sand. It's a
Speaker 1: girl's name. And I'm not kidding you. I'm eight years
Speaker 1: old and I'll never forget. I was crouched down digging
Speaker 1: in the sand with like my hands and stuff. He
Speaker 1: was directly across me, and in my eight year old head,
Speaker 1: I said, if that sob throws one more thing of
Speaker 1: sand at me, I'm going to attack him. Guess what
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 2: Torpedoed him, didn't you.
Speaker 1: He threw a handful of sand at me, and I
Speaker 1: went at him like a spider man. I knocked him. Oh,
Speaker 1: he was not expected. And I shot across that sandbox
Speaker 1: and put a shoulder in his chest, knocked him off,
Speaker 1: knocked his uncle Sam hat off, and I went to
Speaker 1: wailing on him. Next thing I know, I've got teachers
Speaker 1: all over me, pulling me off of him, bloodied his nose.
Speaker 1: Oh God, sent home. I sent home. My mother picked
Speaker 1: me up. Wait till your dad gets home. Told my
Speaker 1: dad what happened. He said, good, good for you, Good
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: That's what happened on my not to storytop.
Speaker 3: You're not trying to storytop, but I'm thinking, no, that's
Speaker 3: a pretty good one. But you and I both we
Speaker 3: were meant for each other because we caused some problems
Speaker 3: in daycare. My very first day of daycare, I'm six,
Speaker 3: and I called somebody a butthole.
Speaker 2: And I got put in time out for the rest
Speaker 2: of the day. And they almost were like, she can't
Speaker 2: come back. They gave me a second chair for butthole
Speaker 2: for but hole.
Speaker 1: You're six, Yeah, learned that from I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess so Hey, at least you weren't a bier.
Speaker 3: Oh did you bite someone? But our daughter, my daughter
Speaker 3: did in pre k she bit somebody.
Speaker 2: I thought she was going to get kicked out. Oh
Speaker 2: what's look in our jeans or something? What's wrong with this?
Speaker 1: We don't want to be the bier.
Speaker 2: Mackay's stay with us.
Speaker 1: We've got more coming up.