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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota. Goodbye time, kids are ready ready, Let's see what

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<v Speaker 1>we got here. A lot of emails coming in today,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's check them out. We're gonna start off with

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Dave Jenny Bailey. Definitely skip if it's anything

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<v Speaker 1>too personal. But some questions I've been wondering. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a not pre read list, so let's see if

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<v Speaker 1>they are too personal. Dave, did Chase and Beth have

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<v Speaker 1>your last name? Is there a story there? This came

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<v Speaker 1>out because you're talking about real names on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and Dave posted a video advertising Chase and it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like his last name is not Kibbler. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>story there, and I will go ahead and tell the story,

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<v Speaker 1>even though it's a little bit dicey. So when Chase

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<v Speaker 1>was born, Julie did not put my name on the

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<v Speaker 1>birth certificate because we were not together. And Julie was,

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<v Speaker 1>by many accounts, not just mine, a very difficult person.

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<v Speaker 1>And even though I loved her with all my heart

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<v Speaker 1>and soul at one time, she was a very difficult

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<v Speaker 1>person if you wronged her. So I was not with her.

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<v Speaker 1>So she put her last name, which is a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>last name, go lightly probably better than Kibler. She put

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<v Speaker 1>it on the birth certificate and I said, I want

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<v Speaker 1>that child to have my last name, and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make you a deal. I won't ask for the

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<v Speaker 1>full amount of child support now, and then when he's older,

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<v Speaker 1>he can decide whether he wants to be Chase Kibbler

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<v Speaker 1>or Chase go Lightly. So me being a dumb motherfucker,

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to save the few hundred dollars a month

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<v Speaker 1>and put off making his name Kibbler. Now I could

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<v Speaker 1>have legally, I guess. I don't know if I could

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<v Speaker 1>illegally demanded it, or it would have been court ordered

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<v Speaker 1>that it would have been my last name. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the rules would have been on that or

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<v Speaker 1>laws back then. But I said, okay, oh, save three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars a month and you can call him go Low. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was stupid enough to think that when he was

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen or fourteen he might want his dad's name. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>of course not.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because he's spent golightly his whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Life exactly move No. So yeah, so best last name

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<v Speaker 1>is Hancock. I was never really with Cricket, and I

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was until she had the baby. We

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<v Speaker 1>broke up a couple of months before and then she married.

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<v Speaker 1>She Cricket married a guy who was from out of

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<v Speaker 1>the country for five hundred dollars so he could stay

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<v Speaker 1>in the country. So this guy gave her five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars so he could marry Cricket and stay in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>And at that point I was like, I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>name or whatever. So you know, Beth, Beth's Cricket and

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<v Speaker 1>I do not. I don't I've blocked her on my phone,

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<v Speaker 1>I blocked her on in social media.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she still with that guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? God, no, No. He was a psycho and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean literally a psycho, deep deep mental problems, dangerous and

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<v Speaker 1>he's gone now, and so yeah, there's you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've got some skeletons in the closet for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>But the good news is long term. As much as

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<v Speaker 1>Julie worked really hard to make Chase dislike me, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>proud of the fact that I always did what I

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<v Speaker 1>believe was the right thing and spent weekends with him

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<v Speaker 1>and took him camping and took him to go go

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<v Speaker 1>karts and the batting cages and all that stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>Chase and I love each other. He is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know. We're of my four kids, we're

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<v Speaker 1>all close, but he and I are one of the

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<v Speaker 1>closer relationships. So and I'm really proud of that that

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<v Speaker 1>she really tried to keep us apart. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>some parents do that if they don't like the other parent,

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<v Speaker 1>they will talk shit about them. And I think Chase

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<v Speaker 1>saw what I did and realized, Hey, Dad's not such

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<v Speaker 1>a bad guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, So yeah, next.

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<v Speaker 1>One, Jenny, I'll read it and you can decline to

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<v Speaker 1>answer this one. I have not pre read it, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody needs to know the details reason. But I'm curious

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<v Speaker 1>if your breakup reason was similar to the first time

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<v Speaker 1>you and Andrew broke up. I asked because people say

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<v Speaker 1>you broke up for a reason, and it's why people

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<v Speaker 1>advise not to get back together. So I'm wondering if

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<v Speaker 1>that's holding true here. No, it's not, okay, Bailey, are

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<v Speaker 1>you being pressured to talk about your new relationship on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. I feel it's so public for something in

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<v Speaker 1>the early stages, and I wonder if that led to

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<v Speaker 1>the end of you and Trip. I can understand talking

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<v Speaker 1>about going on a dat or starting to see someone,

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<v Speaker 1>but saying their name makes it more of a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh No, I don't feel like I'm being pressured a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of Like the poo poo poo pooing that I

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<v Speaker 3>do on air is a part of the bit that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to commit to.

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<v Speaker 1>The bit for the bit, Yeah, for the laughs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But I mean I wouldn't say I'm dating this man.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone on one date with this man where not

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<v Speaker 3>like seeing each other.

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<v Speaker 2>I text him what about I didn't have one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought you did a good bit though, if.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be a good bit. But yeah, for Trip,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think being on air was a problem for Trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Trip loves being a celebrity. So honestly, Trip kind of

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<v Speaker 3>shanked himself over by ghosting me because he could have

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<v Speaker 3>gotten a lot of airtime and he loves airtime.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want You don't want a relationship with someone

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<v Speaker 4>who's literally talking to you because of that, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which I don't think he was either, but the

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<v Speaker 3>freak happened to that dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Two things. Do you have another date plan with Bradley?

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<v Speaker 2>Not right now? Possibly?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I'm really really busy doing a bunch of stuff

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<v Speaker 3>and he's going home this weekend, so I.

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<v Speaker 1>Wear his home South Dakota.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, Sue fall South Dakota.

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<v Speaker 1>That's beautiful down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it never been?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's beautiful down there. I have definitely dated girls

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<v Speaker 1>who thought it was really cool that I was on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio, but it gets sold really fast after a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I was in bed with a girl one time,

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<v Speaker 1>Fran and we're laying there in the afterglow, and she's like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I'm laying here with Dave Ryan And

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<v Speaker 1>that was such an ick kind of a moment. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But I would have said the same thing if I

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<v Speaker 1>was in bed with Nicole Kidman.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Who I used to have a hot sport. She's way

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<v Speaker 1>too old for me now. But if I was in

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<v Speaker 1>bed with Nicole Kidman in the afterglow, I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I'm in bed with Nicole Kidman.

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<v Speaker 4>But you understand that you're a radio DJ. You are

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<v Speaker 4>not Nicole Kidman's slub status.

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<v Speaker 1>We're close, We're close.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm super close about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I also wouldn't say it if I was laying in

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<v Speaker 3>bed with Nicole Kidman. I wouldn't be like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it. I would just think it in

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<v Speaker 3>my head and tell my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. But with Susan, she could not care less.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think she really ever did. And I've

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<v Speaker 1>dated other girls who they might have been proud of

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<v Speaker 1>what I did. Like you'd be proud of your your

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<v Speaker 1>husband or your wife was a successful doctor. Yeah'd be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he owns his own dermatology clinic or she has her own,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like a pediatric clinic or whatever. You'd be

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<v Speaker 1>proud of it, but it wouldn't be the attraction. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So if anybody has attracted you because you're on the radio,

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<v Speaker 1>it just you'll you'll find out it gets old really quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Not old, right, but it becomes less of a novelty.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep bringing it up. You're like, oh my gosh, shut up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, And I dated another girl and I went to

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<v Speaker 1>her softball game one time. And this is back in

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<v Speaker 1>my twenties, and I showed up at the softball game

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<v Speaker 1>and she introduced me as Dave Ryan from WNCI. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Dave Ryan from WNCI. And she was proud

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And it was a novelty and people were

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<v Speaker 1>you know, moderately impressed, but you would never say, like

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<v Speaker 1>this is Dave Ryan from Minards.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I'm going to start yep, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Again. I understand if I'm too nosy, but I'm home

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<v Speaker 1>on maternity leave and listen to the show all morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Is my main adult interaction I get all day. So

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<v Speaker 1>I feel more connected to you than I do then

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<v Speaker 1>you do me. So apologies if I'm overstepping. I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>you all. Love the show. Keep being awesome. Cheers from Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you brought up some questions that were

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit spicy to answer. I really do so.

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<v Speaker 4>It's spicy, just intrusive, which it's fine. I mean people

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<v Speaker 4>are curious. We share so much of our lives on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio, and I think that there's like certain things

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<v Speaker 4>that you question, Like it took me years of me

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<v Speaker 4>working on the show for me to understand.

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<v Speaker 5>Dave's family tree.

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<v Speaker 4>So I feel like every once in a while it

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<v Speaker 4>comes out of like, wait, so whose mom is.

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<v Speaker 2>This or whatever?

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<v Speaker 5>And you're just curious and you want to know answers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean we're curious. I mean I'm curious about

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<v Speaker 1>what happened with you and Andrew. But I am not

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<v Speaker 1>asking you because I figured if you wanted to tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't said it on like Falance podcast, have you.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's nobody's business.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Can I make some guesses and then you tell

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<v Speaker 1>me whether.

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<v Speaker 2>Or right ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and see. I'm glad you're laughing about this

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<v Speaker 1>when because I'm the kind of person who will make

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<v Speaker 1>a joke before it's time, like too soon, Dave, too

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<v Speaker 1>soon and so and I said something a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>like a month or two ago, something about well, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>now you've got you know, your pick of the litter whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and Ginny's like, I'm not ready for you being funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, okay, well shit, but now you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready for me to be funny. You're ready, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you got?

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<v Speaker 1>You need to go get some dick?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the joke.

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<v Speaker 5>I listen. Yeah, I was gonna say, that's your joke.

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<v Speaker 1>The best I can come up.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>And I feel like that's what a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>want to tell me right now. But when I tell you,

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<v Speaker 4>it's the very last thing I want to do in

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<v Speaker 4>my life is get some dick. It is I'm being

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<v Speaker 4>honest I don't have any interest in anyone else. I

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<v Speaker 4>just like, oh, you know, you're with the same person

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<v Speaker 4>for so long, and I think men probably honestly think different,

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<v Speaker 4>but I don't. I don't want to get comfortable sexually

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<v Speaker 4>with someone else. I don't want to like get after

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<v Speaker 4>it with someone else and want Like, the first time

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<v Speaker 4>is almost never great with anyone new, so the thought

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<v Speaker 4>of having to get back out there and do that

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<v Speaker 4>shit it makes me sick.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, I feel you fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough, I feel you. It's an interesting conversation to explore.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time with almost anyone is never really that good. However,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotcha. Okay, next email, Hello, my favorite crew. Kristen

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<v Speaker 1>is back with another random question. What is your dream car?

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<v Speaker 1>I asked this because I just got mine. I bought

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<v Speaker 1>a You're ready for it, I'm ready. You're never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen thirties cars with the swooping fenders. Anyway, Happy Spring,

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<v Speaker 1>Bring on the warm weather. Margarita is in dart licking

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<v Speaker 1>the salt rim Love you guys from Kristen. We love

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<v Speaker 1>you back. I am not a car guy, so I

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<v Speaker 1>I'd probably say a Corvette, because the Corvettes are just cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and I grew up around Corvettes. And here's why I

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<v Speaker 1>just the fucking epitome of like that's a badass car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think corvettes are really cool. I'll never have one,

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<v Speaker 1>not a car guy, cars anything. No.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I always say a pink Lambo, And I

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<v Speaker 4>only feel like I say that because I've seen lambos

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<v Speaker 4>in like rap videos, and I think they're really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>But I've never been close to one in my life,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't know anything else about cars, So I

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's Ferrari.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I really don't know what they like even honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>you can say that, but I don't know what it

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<v Speaker 1>To look the same. They're flat and they have gold

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<v Speaker 1>door groups. Yeah about you.

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<v Speaker 3>I really like the the cars from like the fifties

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<v Speaker 3>that are like, you know, teal or pink, that looks

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<v Speaker 3>really old kind of boxy ones. But I always wanted

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<v Speaker 3>the other day that's like been modernized so it still

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<v Speaker 3>where'd you get your car?

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<v Speaker 2>That seems pretty dope. That'd be fun. I want a

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what, I'm going to tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>they are dope. They are cool. I grew up. Mom

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And Volkswagen buses are you see one now? Is like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool, that's retro, that's really dope. They are the

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<v Speaker 1>most underpowered vehicle on the road. Oh they're cylinderpower. They

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<v Speaker 1>clearly my dad would climb hills in Colorado at about

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen miles an hour in first gear. Wow, because you

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<v Speaker 1>But they are very underpowered. But still they are dope.

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<v Speaker 2>They're called the ide Electric Buzz Cool all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Next email, this is from Emily more Ranger jests that

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<v Speaker 1>stir the pot opinion. Don't hate me, but oh, she

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<v Speaker 1>talks about something she's getting tired of and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>And so we will definitely can take that into consideration

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. If you get tired of something and one

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<v Speaker 1>person writes in, we don't go, oh, we got to

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<v Speaker 1>kill that bit because one person wrote in. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>very tempting to do that, Like if I do a funny,

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<v Speaker 1>like if I do a dad joke and somebody writes in,

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<v Speaker 1>goes Dave, if I love that dad joke, I might

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, well, we got to do more dad jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's kind of a well I call that a

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<v Speaker 1>focus group of one. But if you don't like something,

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<v Speaker 1>you really like something on the show, let us know,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's important to us to know that you enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>the things that you hear. So if you got any opinions,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know and if we hear an overwhelming opinion

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<v Speaker 1>like Dave needs to retire now and don't consider it,

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<v Speaker 1>then we would consider it. Love you guys. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>planting any garden vegetables this year? What are you planting

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<v Speaker 1>in your garden? Is it Bailey that had the garden

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<v Speaker 1>or somebody else at the complex ate some of the

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<v Speaker 4>Ha?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I do have a garden.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't planted it yet because honestly, I'm dealing with

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<v Speaker 3>this stuff with my bathroom, so it's kind of my

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<v Speaker 3>regular tomatoes. I have basil, and then I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>this is going to be the first year i'd plant

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<v Speaker 3>cucumbers because they take up a lot of space. But yes,

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<v Speaker 3>my neighbor in the building next to me, she comes

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<v Speaker 2>Like ha, No, please no. But technically she could, because

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<v Speaker 1>Technically she could, but not ethically.

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<v Speaker 2>Not ethically she couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it your How do you put the DIBs on

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<v Speaker 3>I just asked my landlord a few years ago, because

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<v Speaker 3>And I just said, can I take this dirt slab

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<v Speaker 3>and plant plants?

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<v Speaker 2>And he said fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it kind of a miracle when you think about

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<v Speaker 1>tomatoes and maybe some other things. Cucumbers, I think, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I want to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Susan made pickles a year or two ago, and they

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<v Speaker 1>last one we were talking about there was somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>wrote in and said, my husband is now masturbating two

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<v Speaker 1>or three times a day. Is that too much? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that should I you know? Is it a problem? This

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<v Speaker 1>person says, I've been married for twenty eight years, together

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty one. If he wants to masturbate two or

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<v Speaker 1>three times a day, go ahead. That keeps him off

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<v Speaker 1>I got other shit to get done. Five finger method, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>just not in front of me and clean up your

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<v Speaker 1>own mess. Okay, well can you imagine not can you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine just like finishing off and just be like leaving

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<v Speaker 1>So that's kind of funny. That was the only comment

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<v Speaker 1>we got on that email. So if you have anything

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<v Speaker 1>to add to that, let me know and thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for your opinion. Send your emails in because we love emails.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a good amount left, but we're still there's

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<v Speaker 1>I love the intrusive questions. That was fun and if

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<v Speaker 1>we decide not to answer it, then we just don't

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<v Speaker 1>answer it. So yeah, send those down two the usual address,

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com