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<v Speaker 1>Listeners. My friend Ariel recently went to Japan and brought

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<v Speaker 1>me back some lovely gifts, one of which was a

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<v Speaker 1>box of peach flavored KitKat bars, because she knows that

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<v Speaker 1>when I travel, I like to try the weird shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to try the off menu, left of center shit,

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<v Speaker 1>the bags of potato chips that taste like fish, you

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<v Speaker 1>know those things. But I thought peach flavored kit cats

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<v Speaker 1>sounded kind of delightful. And I showed this to my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Paul. He looks like he's gonna vomit right now,

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<v Speaker 1>just as I'm talking. Get ready, friend, get ready? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed them to Paul, and the look he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me it's as though I had been like, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to try calves brains? They're raw?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>You're sure you don't want to try these raw calf brains?

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<v Speaker 1>They're delicious? It was a baby like. That's the look

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me, like I was committing both, like a

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<v Speaker 1>crime against culinary excellence and a crime against humanity.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, is fucking peach kit cat? What's your problem?

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds disgusting. I stand by it.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess what we're doing here today, Ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>Ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 3>Paul Kola, open that kik cat. He's eating it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he took one half of one, tiny little one,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's eating like like a.

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<v Speaker 3>A look on his face, he's eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what I'll say, as promised, it tastes like a

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<v Speaker 2>peach fucking kit cat. The inside is unchanged, the outside

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<v Speaker 2>is clearly like some kind of imitation white chocolate, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's infused with I'm gonna generously say, like freeze

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<v Speaker 2>dried peach powder.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I can still taste it. It kind of coats your

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<v Speaker 2>mouth like an oil.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh uh huh. That's how you know it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I can perform, but this taste

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<v Speaker 2>in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Title of your sex tape, Hey on Fall in America

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<v Speaker 4>and this is that aged.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yesterday's pop culture.

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<v Speaker 2>Today and we are in period peace June. All of

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<v Speaker 2>these films this month have been set before nineteen forty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. We picked nineteen forty as a random cut

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<v Speaker 1>off date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. We decided we didn't want to do any World

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<v Speaker 2>War two films, so we would just cut those out.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, we should have gone further back and just been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't with these World War two movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I absolutely cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, though, a couple of people decided

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<v Speaker 1>to go rogue and send us Atonement anyway, which I get.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hottest fuck movie with the hottest fuck sex scene.

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<v Speaker 3>But again, no World War Two.

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<v Speaker 2>We could not have.

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<v Speaker 1>So we decided to do something you know, not traumatic

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<v Speaker 1>at all today, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A musical.

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<v Speaker 1>Erica.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we get to the musical, we do have a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of five star Apple podcast reviews. Would you like

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<v Speaker 2>to read the first one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Our first review comes from Funky and the title is

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<v Speaker 1>I have since peed my pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, since this review, you think, just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like since this morning, since this morning, girl, you and.

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<v Speaker 2>Me both, no matter where you are, I may peed

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's if there's a sneeze happening, run away for me,

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<v Speaker 1>get away.

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<v Speaker 2>Erica comes into my house, just hands me a Umbrella's

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<v Speaker 2>like just in case, just in case, just in.

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<v Speaker 1>Case there's a sneeze or a or a cough. You

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<v Speaker 1>would think I'd had ten children. That's not the case,

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<v Speaker 1>not the case at all, all right, g Funky rights canonically.

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<v Speaker 3>Just look like Mudflaps, g Funky Rights.

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<v Speaker 1>Canonically, the first episode I listened to was Newsy's because

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<v Speaker 1>I was that drama kid, love you, Love You. Then

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<v Speaker 1>on a road trip, my husband demanded raising Arizona. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I love that movie, it's so good. After hearing the

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<v Speaker 1>end of your American Psycho review, just bouncing around and

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<v Speaker 1>picked off his space. And then I want the listeners

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<v Speaker 1>to know this is all caps from here on out.

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<v Speaker 1>Peede my pants at work. Not a good look.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fair they right, not a good look. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>have zero idea how I found you. That's how they

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<v Speaker 1>end it. Excellent review, excellent review. So much drama and then.

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<v Speaker 3>You just pieced out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, you have a supporting character. Your husband is in

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<v Speaker 2>this review. We love a husband joining the listenership. We

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<v Speaker 2>love the proselytizing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely so, thank you, thank you. We apologize for

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<v Speaker 1>your dry cleaner.

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<v Speaker 2>And there are underwear for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah, I haven't gone there yet, not yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I got it for you for your birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>That day's around the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have another review. This is from just now

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<v Speaker 2>with an exclamation point right one note, ooh, this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>has everything, Paul Erica, Movies, TV show, PSAs, hot Takes,

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<v Speaker 2>Paul cracking himself up, Miss Piggy, Audrey, Hepburn, Lorraine Broco,

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<v Speaker 2>and more more, even more, more so, much more. Come

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<v Speaker 2>for the reviews, stay for the dork jokes. I love

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<v Speaker 2>your show. Only one note, my volume has to be

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<v Speaker 2>turned up pretty high to hear you too. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on, I will address that one second. Either way,

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<v Speaker 2>I am a loyal listener. Thanks to my friend Morteganza

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<v Speaker 2>Extravaganza for telling me about y'all. That was an issue

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<v Speaker 2>in our earlier episodes. I have since fixed it, so

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<v Speaker 2>when you hit like halfway through the back catalog, the

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<v Speaker 2>volume should fix itself.

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<v Speaker 3>Volume does get fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>If you heard how loud I am in real life,

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<v Speaker 1>you would understand Paul's hesitation to turn the volume up

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<v Speaker 1>all the way in our early episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so yes, I have since fixed that. One day,

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<v Speaker 2>when I have more time, I will go back and

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<v Speaker 2>continue fixing all the older episodes. But I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>We simply just the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, just one small note, It's Catherine, not Audrey, but

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<v Speaker 1>I will work on an Audrey if that is your desire.

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<v Speaker 2>I did do Audrey Hepburn during breakfast at Tiffany's. We

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<v Speaker 2>did a lot of Audrey.

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<v Speaker 3>We did a lot of Audrey there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I feel like Audrey needs to get more

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<v Speaker 1>plays because I think they probably meant Catherine Hepburn.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just now, g Funky. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 2>these reviews. If you would like ad age well Tope bag,

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<v Speaker 2>please let us know this is you. I would so

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<v Speaker 2>happily send it off for you. Erica, what is the

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<v Speaker 2>musical that we are talking about today?

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<v Speaker 1>Buckle up, kids, It's going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a bumpy carriage ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. Today's film is the nineteen fifty four musical Seven

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<v Speaker 1>Brides for Seven Brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>This was requested by Amy and Mary, Beth, Tanya, Jessica,

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Kimberly, Mara, Shannon Fay, Emily, Kelly, Erica, Olivia, and

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of people whose names do not appear on

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<v Speaker 2>those social media profiles.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, this has been request a lot over the years,

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<v Speaker 1>Like every time there's a month where it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>fits in, like a musical month of you or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, or like.

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<v Speaker 2>Comes up every November.

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<v Speaker 1>Oldies, Yeah, like classic movies, some like five people are

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<v Speaker 1>like you guys, there's a fever dream that you have

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<v Speaker 1>yet to address.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So seven Brides were Seven brothers, as Eric I said,

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<v Speaker 2>was a musical. The music was written by Geene DePaul,

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<v Speaker 2>the lyrics were by Johnny Mercer, and the screenplay was

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<v Speaker 2>by Albert Hackett, Francis Goodrich, and Dorothy Kingsley. That's at

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<v Speaker 2>least two women on that team.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm going to defend this movie more than you

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<v Speaker 1>all think I'm going to defend this movie, huh.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, it's not just that there's women writing on it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's at least five five people looked at.

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<v Speaker 2>This script and said two thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 1>At least five people were like green light, no notes,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, really, are you sure?

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<v Speaker 2>It was based on the short story The Sobin Woman

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<v Speaker 2>by Stephen Vincent Benet, which was in turn based on

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<v Speaker 2>the Roman legend The Rape of the Women. I believe

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<v Speaker 3>What a fun thing to base a musical on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what a hilarious rump?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a musical based on the rape of Lucrease?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that how you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know Lucretia lucre She's Roman, after all, there

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<v Speaker 1>should be a musical based on that woman who beheaded

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<v Speaker 1>the guy Judith and Herodotus. Oh yeah, I watched that musical.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a Salome opera.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, can you watch that? U?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey listeners, future Paul here Judith and Holofernes or Holofernes,

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<v Speaker 2>not Herodotus. Herodotus was a historian. Judith beheaded Halofernies. Didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want anyone to get on Jeopardy and they get an

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<v Speaker 2>answer wrong and then blame me for it. Okay, bye,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. So this movie was directed by Stanley Donan.

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<v Speaker 2>It stars Howard Keel, Jane Powell, Jeff Richards, Julie Numar,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Maddox, Rude Lee, Mark Platt, Norma Daggat, Jacques d'armis,

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<v Speaker 2>Virginia Gibson, Tommy Rawl, and Russ Tamblin.

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<v Speaker 1>I adore Russ Hamblin every time I see him.

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<v Speaker 2>Amber Tamblin's father.

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<v Speaker 1>Amber Tambler's father also notably Riff from from West Side Story.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a day ago, when Erica mentioned the Riff from

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<v Speaker 2>West Side Story to me, I had not made that connection.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that guy looks familiar and kind of

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<v Speaker 2>presumed it was because he's Amber Tamblin's father, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just seeing Amber Tamblin's face on on a different human

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<v Speaker 2>And then you said he was riff and I almost

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<v Speaker 2>fell over. Holy shit, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>He's I've never known something about a musical that you didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a weird feeling. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

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<v Speaker 1>was nominated for five Academy Awards, including Best Picture. What guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading that for the first time. What what? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to google. Sorry, I'm stopping to google. What

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<v Speaker 1>else was nominated that year? I can tell you now

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<v Speaker 1>because Paul wrote this sound for me and lost to

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<v Speaker 1>On the Waterfront, wildly different movie. Excuse me, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to know what else there was was in the running. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back. Some of these are not I would say

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<v Speaker 1>like classic films. For example, The Cane Mutiny and The

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<v Speaker 1>Country Girl were also both nominated, and I have to

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<v Speaker 1>admit I don't really know those movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I've only read the book of The Cane Mutiny, which

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<v Speaker 2>was great.

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<v Speaker 1>But On the Waterfront was there? And from here to

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<v Speaker 1>a Tourney?

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<v Speaker 3>What was nineteen fifty four? How did this make it?

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<v Speaker 1>Were there only five movies made?

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<v Speaker 3>It's nineteen fifty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how much did people jack off to musicals back then?

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<v Speaker 1>They really did, They really did. This is after Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep irping on this, this is after Singing in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we know what a good musical is, we know

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<v Speaker 1>Like, truly brilliant, not only good musical, but like the

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<v Speaker 3>And then they were like, we can do this again.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this was nominated for Best Picture. Okay

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<v Speaker 1>it lost. It won one Academy Award for Best Scoring

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<v Speaker 1>of a Musical. Fine, sure, whatever, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a sad. Actually, while you're on that page, look

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<v Speaker 2>up who was nominated against. Because this music is unmemorable.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like every song that was cut in the

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I take wow, Okay, the movies that came out

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is bullshit. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>This was nominated Best Original Score against Carmen Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The Glenn Miller story a star is born. Oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's no business like show business.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an injustice.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a fucking injustice.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen the Glenn Miller story, but I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>all the others, and like, come the fuck on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Jacques d'arm bis, one of the principal dancers, was

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<v Speaker 2>to leave before filming was completed. And for the eagle

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<v Speaker 2>eyed viewer, a fun thing to do is is Jacques

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<v Speaker 2>that's so punchy. He just disappeared.

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<v Speaker 3>There's so many people in this movie, so many, so

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the only one you can always find is the

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<v Speaker 2>hot one, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot brother, hot brother Benjamin.

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<v Speaker 2>And also Julie Numar, because she's Julie Numar. She pops

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<v Speaker 2>and she's five eleven, so she towers over everybody else,

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<v Speaker 1>And those two are connected, those two like the two

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<v Speaker 1>that are tired up in this movie. Yeah. Seven Brides

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<v Speaker 1>for Seven Brothers has an eighty nine percent critical rating

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<v Speaker 1>on Rotten Tomatoes and an eighty seven percent audience score.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, I'm not gonna lie. I had fun

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<v Speaker 1>watching it. I really had fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's impossible to not have fun watching it. That, however,

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<v Speaker 2>does not make it a good movie.

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<v Speaker 1>The critical rating is absurd.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, like again, I agree with Erica. I

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<v Speaker 2>had a good time watching this movie. It genuinely features

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<v Speaker 2>one of the greatest dance sequences of movie musical history.

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<v Speaker 2>Outside of that, I don't know what there really is

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<v Speaker 1>Insane, and like, nineteen fifty four is not that long

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<v Speaker 3>If this were like.

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<v Speaker 1>If this were like a movie from nineteen ten or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>Know, if this was the only movie that was made

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<v Speaker 2>by like the Neanderthals, You're like, okay, okay, sure, like

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<v Speaker 2>the Romans actually got their hands on movie making technology. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I look, I would critically, I'm trying to like

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<v Speaker 2>take some of the Veneer of Today off of it,

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<v Speaker 2>not all of it, but like some of the Veneer

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<v Speaker 2>very fake, but that I don't care about that so fake.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I kind of think that's charming exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I find it charged.

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<v Speaker 3>They're on a stage, which.

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<v Speaker 1>They yeah, yeah, it moves fast.

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<v Speaker 2>It does some of the comedy works I think. I laughed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't quite get to camp, but it gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Closed close, and Jane Powell is doing the lord's work.

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<v Speaker 2>She is on her little five foot one back. All right, Erica,

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<v Speaker 2>when did you first see Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yesterday for the first and probably last time? How

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<v Speaker 1>about you, Paul, when did you first see Seven Brides

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<v Speaker 1>for Seven Brothers?

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday? I had heard of this and I went in

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<v Speaker 2>with eyes somewhat open, because, as we had said, so

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<v Speaker 2>many people have requested it, being like you guys, So

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was gonna be like a wild and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Read not the synopsis, but like the tagline, the log

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<v Speaker 1>line before I started watching it, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>What I basically expected was like, there's gonna be of

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<v Speaker 2>main and then probably two people who get like a

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<v Speaker 2>lot to do, and then the other four are kind

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<v Speaker 2>of gonna get rushed. But I thought we were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have like parallel plots of a different lots of them

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<v Speaker 2>wooing people. Okay, that is not what it's about. We're

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<v Speaker 2>about to tell you. That is not the that's not

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<v Speaker 2>the way the story goes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they don't have time for that.

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<v Speaker 1>They gotta rush through this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It is wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, it's old fashioned to the point. I think it

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<v Speaker 3>is camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard to say. It's you know, the camp is

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<v Speaker 3>hard to define.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like art is like I don't know what,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know when I see it, like, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>isn't quite but it's so close to camp.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what pulls it back from camp for me

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<v Speaker 2>is how good the dancing is. Because the dancing is

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<v Speaker 2>so amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's like a veneer of like premium filmmaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's just not quite bad enough. I think

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<v Speaker 2>because the performers are good. All of the performers are

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<v Speaker 2>like some of the some of the dancers who have

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<v Speaker 2>to say lines can't really act at all, but like

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<v Speaker 2>that's fine. I don't care if they're a little wooden. But like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think the dancing pulls it away from that. It

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<v Speaker 2>could get there. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll discuss, We'll discuss.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll come back to this. H Erica the tagline

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<v Speaker 2>for seven brides or seven brothers once. First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I want everyone to all cap ah caps yep. A wonderful, youthful,

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<v Speaker 2>loving kissing musical about seven stolen sweeties and their shotgun weddings.

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<v Speaker 2>What a Those are not shotgun weddings.

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<v Speaker 1>They are though, like at the end there's three men

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<v Speaker 1>in the background. We're shotguns.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, they're literal shotgun weddings, but we perceive that

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<v Speaker 2>as these women are all pregnant, which they are not.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but that's a modern take on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Back then, like literally, any if a woman was quote

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<v Speaker 1>unquote ruined, and that could just mean anything, that could

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<v Speaker 1>just mean like she was seen holding hands with a

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<v Speaker 1>fella without a chaperone present, then that's it. She's ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>Shotgun wedding. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's funny called though,

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<v Speaker 1>God imagine if they were all pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shall I read the iTunes synopsis?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>All right. When the eldest of seven Oregon Frontier brothers

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<v Speaker 2>announces his marriage plans, the others follow his advice and

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<v Speaker 2>kidnap six beautiful women of their own. It's a rollicking

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<v Speaker 2>musical delight as the brothers compete for the women affections

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<v Speaker 2>with a raucous song and dance. Nominated for five Academy Awards,

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<v Speaker 2>including Best Picture and Best Screenplay, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My God, Blowing my Mind Best Screenplay.

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<v Speaker 2>It won an Oscar for its Outstanding Musical Score, starring

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<v Speaker 2>Howard Keel, Jane Powell, Oscar nominee Russ Tamblin, and the

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<v Speaker 2>Original Catwoman Julie Numar. Directed by Stanley Donan.

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<v Speaker 1>If I read this side tune synopsis, I would it

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<v Speaker 1>would force me to watch this movie because A I

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<v Speaker 1>love a lot of those actors be nominated for things.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing, it's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet it's so clever and well written.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we read a synopsis and the synopsis says

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<v Speaker 2>something wrong, we will interrupt me, like that's not correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything said in this description of the plot is correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Look, it's not just that the premise is wild,

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<v Speaker 1>but because you can always work around that like that

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely peasy to fix or not even fixed. But you

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<v Speaker 1>like lean lean it did right. It's just so one note,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like simple and like it is what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it's not a bad movie, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's a bad movie that's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say it's a bad movie that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't believe it was nominated for Best Picture

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<v Speaker 1>and Best Screenplay.

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<v Speaker 2>Erica, do you have an actual synopsis for Seven Brides

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<v Speaker 2>for Seven Brothers?

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<v Speaker 1>The amount of red pubes that woman has to fish out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of her bathroom drain, you know, they've never done it,

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<v Speaker 2>so when she first gets there, she has to snake

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<v Speaker 2>the whole drain.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a snake the drain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she pulls a red tabby of orange cat out

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<v Speaker 1>of that fucking drain.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a full Ronald McDonald wig McDonald.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a full Shirley McLean wig.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Meredith from Brave, just coming out of that brain. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the amount of red pubes in that woman's bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>They're sentient at this point. Aha, all right, everyone stick around.

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<v Speaker 5>We will be right back, and we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>We open in the Oregon Territory in eighteen fifty. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>not even a state yet. This is the wild Wild West,

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<v Speaker 2>h as ginger backwoodsman Adam Pontepee played by Howard Keel,

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<v Speaker 2>arrives in town on a horse drawn wagon. How do

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<v Speaker 2>we know he's a backwoodsman Erica because his costume is

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<v Speaker 2>all brown, swede, leather and fringe. He looks like if

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<v Speaker 2>the village people had a sixth, third, or seventh member

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that member was called Daniel Boone.

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel Boone, right, yeah, are there six or seven village

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<v Speaker 2>Now there's six village people, so he would be the seventh.

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<v Speaker 2>The cop, the gi the construct worker, the Indian, the

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<v Speaker 2>leather man, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think that's it. The accountant, the.

431
00:20:10.440 --> 00:20:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Actuary, the bus driver, the night.

432
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<v Speaker 1>Nurse, the nurse, wet nurse.

433
00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Whoever's employing these nurses has a.

434
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<v Speaker 1>Lot of money, yeah, the lion.

435
00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:39.480
<v Speaker 2>The sex worker, the rabbi. Oh, the cowboys.

436
00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:41.279
<v Speaker 1>I desperately want there to be a rabbi in the

437
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<v Speaker 1>village people.

438
00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:43.960
<v Speaker 2>The cowboy, that's.

439
00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, you can't call yourself a New York band

440
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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have a rabbis true.

441
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<v Speaker 2>That's true. Korean deli owner.

442
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<v Speaker 1>The Greek diner owner.

443
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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, yep, all right. So Adam heads to They got

444
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<v Speaker 2>the Mexican man serving a little Italy pretending to be Italian.

445
00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:10.000
<v Speaker 1>The amount of Spanish here in Italy is it's incredible, incredible. Hah.

446
00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Adam heads to the Big Speed General Store and

447
00:21:13.960 --> 00:21:16.240
<v Speaker 2>announces that he's there to pick up supplies and also,

448
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<v Speaker 2>as it turns out, a bride. He walks over to

449
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<v Speaker 2>the counter and he says, you wouldn't have a wife

450
00:21:21.319 --> 00:21:23.319
<v Speaker 2>under the counter over there, I'm looking for a wife.

451
00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:25.079
<v Speaker 1>Great, excellent.

452
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<v Speaker 2>As we said, he's very ginger, so ginger, and he

453
00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:30.359
<v Speaker 2>has a beard that I believe his spirit comes onto

454
00:21:30.440 --> 00:21:33.279
<v Speaker 2>his face. The beard and the facial hair really combine

455
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<v Speaker 2>to give a I'm I'm playing mister Applegate and dam

456
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<v Speaker 2>Yankees in a local community theater production. Mister Applegate and

457
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<v Speaker 2>dam Yankees is the devil. Just so everyone knows. That's it.

458
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<v Speaker 2>I realized that was a deep cut after I said it.

459
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<v Speaker 1>But everyone he met me, okay, I have a wildly

460
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<v Speaker 1>hot take on this. Oh I find him hotter with

461
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<v Speaker 1>the beard than without the beard.

462
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<v Speaker 4>No.

463
00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as soon as he shaved his beard, I was like, no,

464
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<v Speaker 1>But with the beard, I was kind of into it. Well,

465
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<v Speaker 1>he is a tall drink of water.

466
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<v Speaker 2>For Oh, he's six foot three, so he is very tall.

467
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<v Speaker 3>He's a tall drink of water.

468
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<v Speaker 1>He's very broad shouldered, masculine, has that deep voice. Yep,

469
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<v Speaker 1>I was into it.

470
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<v Speaker 2>I was not into it until the beard came off,

471
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<v Speaker 2>and then I was like, Okay, I see it.

472
00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:18.279
<v Speaker 1>I saw yeah. To me, that like head. His face

473
00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:21.079
<v Speaker 1>is so ordinary and average. He's like a nice looking guy.

474
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<v Speaker 1>It's not like he's ugly or anything. But there's something

475
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<v Speaker 1>about the beard.

476
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<v Speaker 2>You needed the spice.

477
00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:26.160
<v Speaker 1>I needed spice, little spice.

478
00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So he tells the big spis really the audience,

479
00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:30.920
<v Speaker 2>because the big Spies would all know this, But he

480
00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:34.640
<v Speaker 2>lives with six brothers. The whole cabin is a goddamn

481
00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:37.160
<v Speaker 2>pig stye. The food sucks, and the only solution is

482
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<v Speaker 2>to marry a woman to cook and clean. No lies

483
00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:42.519
<v Speaker 2>detected there's nothing else to be done to clean the

484
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<v Speaker 2>cabin except to get a woman to do it. That's it.

485
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<v Speaker 1>And you know what's so much easier than just hiring

486
00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:48.359
<v Speaker 1>someone is marriage.

487
00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:48.799
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

488
00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Marriage so so much cheaper and so much easier.

489
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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny because they could just say, like we

490
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<v Speaker 2>work at the farm all day, we work on the

491
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<v Speaker 2>barn all day, like they are maintaining like a lot

492
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<v Speaker 2>of land, and like we don't have time. It's still

493
00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:04.359
<v Speaker 2>not great to be like I'm now going to marry

494
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<v Speaker 2>immediately to do this, but like it just seems like

495
00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:08.839
<v Speaker 2>they're slobs since.

496
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<v Speaker 3>Eighteen fifty, so I get it.

497
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<v Speaker 1>No one trained them how to do anything at like

498
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<v Speaker 1>any domestic chores.

499
00:23:13.799 --> 00:23:15.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure they know how to wipe their asses, but.

500
00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Like honestly, like someone will go up there and clean

501
00:23:18.200 --> 00:23:20.279
<v Speaker 1>it like once a week for them for like the

502
00:23:20.359 --> 00:23:21.240
<v Speaker 1>right amount of money.

503
00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:23.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh god, do you think she wipes their asses?

504
00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:26.839
<v Speaker 2>I think she teaches them how Oh no, you That

505
00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:31.039
<v Speaker 2>first load of laundry is skid mark central marks.

506
00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:33.160
<v Speaker 1>That first load of laundry is the fast and the

507
00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:40.559
<v Speaker 1>furious Tokyo drifts. That's so rude.

508
00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:50.599
<v Speaker 2>That took me a second, but once I got it,

509
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.400
<v Speaker 2>absolutely delicious.

510
00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you like it.

511
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<v Speaker 2>The most delicious reference to skid marks I've ever heard,

512
00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.599
<v Speaker 2>missus Bixby, and I was very happy to hear this.

513
00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Thinks this entire plan sucks out loud and she tells

514
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<v Speaker 2>out of.

515
00:24:03.640 --> 00:24:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Immediately, She's like, uh, dude, yeah, a, that's not how

516
00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:10.880
<v Speaker 1>women work. B that's not how marriage works. See, that's

517
00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:12.680
<v Speaker 1>not how this convenience store works.

518
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:14.160
<v Speaker 3>Yep, the fuck is wrong with you.

519
00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Besides, she says, you'll never find a woman to marry

520
00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:19.319
<v Speaker 2>you in one day because he's got to get back

521
00:24:19.359 --> 00:24:21.480
<v Speaker 2>to the farm, and mister Bixby tells him that the

522
00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:25.000
<v Speaker 2>men outnumber the women ten to one in town. Adam's

523
00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:26.799
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to go back east to find a ride.

524
00:24:27.640 --> 00:24:30.319
<v Speaker 2>These women. This is a valuable resource. We're thin on

525
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<v Speaker 2>the ground on women.

526
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:33.920
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because the amount of single women there

527
00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:37.240
<v Speaker 1>are in this Like in the movie, I'm like, even

528
00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:39.759
<v Speaker 1>if men are out numbered ten to one, all the

529
00:24:39.799 --> 00:24:43.839
<v Speaker 1>women are ten. They don't have a single ugly lady

530
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.000
<v Speaker 1>in that town, even the ones that he rejects later

531
00:24:46.039 --> 00:24:48.440
<v Speaker 1>because she's like too tall, too short, too blah blah blah,

532
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:50.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, those are all ten Yeah.

533
00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:52.640
<v Speaker 2>All the women they hire to play like the Ultimate

534
00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:56.599
<v Speaker 2>Brides are dancers, so all they're all like statuesque and

535
00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:58.400
<v Speaker 2>courseted to for their waists to be.

536
00:24:58.440 --> 00:24:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Like Julie Numar.

537
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 1>I didn't google it in the end because I was like,

538
00:25:02.119 --> 00:25:03.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know, but like, I feel like

539
00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:06.039
<v Speaker 1>she might have had like that surgery to remove some

540
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:11.960
<v Speaker 1>ribs because her corset is corseted so tightly the whole movie,

541
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:15.400
<v Speaker 1>like like you could honestly put your hands around waist truly,

542
00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:16.680
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh my god.

543
00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

544
00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:20.000
<v Speaker 1>So just as mix missus Bixby is like, get on

545
00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:22.960
<v Speaker 1>out of here with that nonsense of wouldn't you know it?

546
00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Four gorgeous young women walking to the store, and Adam's like, well,

547
00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:31.200
<v Speaker 1>hello ladies, But mister Bixby tells him that these women

548
00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:34.319
<v Speaker 1>are all spoken for. Like someone someone already came up

549
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:35.079
<v Speaker 1>at this.

550
00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Someone put put a post it on their forehead, peed

551
00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:39.200
<v Speaker 2>in a circle around them.

552
00:25:39.319 --> 00:25:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, someone someone at the tag Sail was like

553
00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I want this one. Adam is unconcerned. The women can

554
00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:48.960
<v Speaker 1>always change their minds, and again Adam is not He's

555
00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:50.960
<v Speaker 1>a tall drink of water. Yeah he's not. He's not

556
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:52.039
<v Speaker 1>ugly to look at.

557
00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:54.920
<v Speaker 2>He's like standing behind the four women, and they cannot

558
00:25:54.920 --> 00:25:56.680
<v Speaker 2>help but be like hello, like.

559
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:58.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're like fanning themselves.

560
00:25:58.319 --> 00:26:00.039
<v Speaker 2>The man has an energy.

561
00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:01.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

562
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:05.240
<v Speaker 1>He strides over oozing masculinity, and the women can't help

563
00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:09.559
<v Speaker 1>but be like a hi. Sir Adam thinks the women

564
00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:12.559
<v Speaker 1>look nice, but he's not deciding who he's gonna marry

565
00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:14.720
<v Speaker 1>until he gets a look at all the local talent.

566
00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:17.559
<v Speaker 1>He says this out loud. I want the audience to

567
00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:20.559
<v Speaker 1>know this is not an internal thought that he has.

568
00:26:20.839 --> 00:26:23.119
<v Speaker 3>He expresses this thought to the women.

569
00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:26.599
<v Speaker 1>He's like, you all look great. I bet there's someone better.

570
00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me.

571
00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:30.640
<v Speaker 3>He's so confident, Paul, wouldn't you know it?

572
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:34.759
<v Speaker 1>He burst out into song. He strides through the one

573
00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:37.680
<v Speaker 1>horse town and sings, how does bless your beautiful hide?

574
00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Guy, bless your beautiful hide, wherever you may be.

575
00:26:43.359 --> 00:26:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Ah, there's a line that is like, don't know your name,

576
00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:51.559
<v Speaker 1>but I'm staking my claim unless your eyes are cross.

577
00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:58.599
<v Speaker 1>That's what we're dealing with. That's the general tenor. And

578
00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:01.680
<v Speaker 1>then there's one woman that walks the town and she's

579
00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:04.160
<v Speaker 1>maybe a size eight compared to thegether with.

580
00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:07.319
<v Speaker 2>I think she's a size four like she is legitimately.

581
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:10.559
<v Speaker 1>Remember in Devilware's Prada when everyone's calling Anne Hathaway fat.

582
00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:14.039
<v Speaker 1>Exactly that situation in this movie where he's like looking

583
00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:16.920
<v Speaker 1>at women and he's like, you know, too tall, too short,

584
00:27:17.079 --> 00:27:19.599
<v Speaker 1>and this woman walks by him and he goes heavenly eyes,

585
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:24.079
<v Speaker 1>but oh that size.

586
00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:25.440
<v Speaker 2>The first time. And this is just me hearing it wrong.

587
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I heard heavenly eyes, but oh those thighs, and I

588
00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:30.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, come on, and then I rebound. I was like,

589
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:32.400
<v Speaker 2>it's not better, but it's.

590
00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Worse actually, because at least if she had like really

591
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:37.960
<v Speaker 1>bad thighs, I could be like, well, okay, I don't

592
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.440
<v Speaker 1>know what's under those skirts. Maybe she has terrible thighs.

593
00:27:40.759 --> 00:27:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe they're deformed somehow. I don't know, but oh no,

594
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:48.160
<v Speaker 1>heavenly eyes, but oh that size.

595
00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:49.240
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, bitch, don't.

596
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:51.079
<v Speaker 1>You want a hearty girl? Come on, you're about to

597
00:27:51.160 --> 00:27:53.559
<v Speaker 1>haul her up into your mountain retreat. Don't you want

598
00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:55.079
<v Speaker 1>someone who's gonna stay tough in the winter?

599
00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:57.279
<v Speaker 2>You want to work horse? Yes, you want someone's gonna

600
00:27:57.279 --> 00:27:58.920
<v Speaker 2>be able to get through that tough winter with you.

601
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh God. You may think this song is about a cow,

602
00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:04.000
<v Speaker 2>it's in fact about his perfect woman. And I want

603
00:28:04.039 --> 00:28:06.400
<v Speaker 2>to clarify something for you, Erica, because I didn't know

604
00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:08.599
<v Speaker 2>this until this morning. I have written the title of

605
00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:13.920
<v Speaker 2>the song bless your Beautiful Hide, with all the words

606
00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:15.839
<v Speaker 2>spelled and shall we say the traditional way?

607
00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

608
00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. This morning I was gonking at Spotify. I was

609
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:19.960
<v Speaker 2>looking at the songs just to be like, can I

610
00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:21.880
<v Speaker 2>remember how these songs? Most of these songs somewhat go,

611
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:23.319
<v Speaker 2>you know, so I can do what I just did

612
00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:27.359
<v Speaker 2>for you. The title of this song is bless your

613
00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:31.599
<v Speaker 2>like days of Your Beautiful Hide, which means that the

614
00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:34.960
<v Speaker 2>lyricist and the composer sat down. Johnny Mercer, whoever wrote

615
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:36.839
<v Speaker 2>this music I can't remember his name, sat down, and

616
00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:39.000
<v Speaker 2>we're like, what if the actor doesn't get that it's

617
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:41.960
<v Speaker 2>supposed to kind of be backwoodsy. Maybe we should misspell

618
00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:43.799
<v Speaker 2>a word in the title of the song to be

619
00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:44.720
<v Speaker 2>sure that he knows.

620
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.799
<v Speaker 1>But let's also make it a homophone for the actual words,

621
00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>so that zero people would understand the context of what

622
00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:52.240
<v Speaker 1>we're doing.

623
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:56.559
<v Speaker 2>We could write yeer bless your Beautiful Hide, which also

624
00:28:56.640 --> 00:29:00.839
<v Speaker 2>does that, but your is also wrong right.

625
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:04.039
<v Speaker 1>Only us and the person singing it would know that.

626
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.799
<v Speaker 2>It's a message for the actor, So the actor.

627
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Knows I'm gonna hit something.

628
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:13.319
<v Speaker 2>I will say this. I want to say this too.

629
00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:15.799
<v Speaker 2>I think Howard Keel's voice is beautiful. He has a

630
00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:17.480
<v Speaker 2>beautiful resonant baritone voice.

631
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:19.960
<v Speaker 1>It's also nice because everyone actually does their own singing.

632
00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:21.799
<v Speaker 1>I think in the movie, I think it's like you

633
00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:22.640
<v Speaker 1>told me yesterday.

634
00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.240
<v Speaker 2>One person, one of the guys, gets dubbed, and then

635
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.119
<v Speaker 2>a lot of all the women outside of Jane Powell,

636
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:29.559
<v Speaker 2>who's the lead. I think most of them are dubbed

637
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.119
<v Speaker 2>because they are primarily dancers.

638
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:33.680
<v Speaker 1>But these two are singing like Jane Powell and Howard

639
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:34.960
<v Speaker 1>kill have gorgeous voices.

640
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Near the end of his number, he spots a woman

641
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.359
<v Speaker 2>out behind the local tavern, Choppin Wood. She's got a

642
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:43.640
<v Speaker 2>long handled axe. It could not look less like an axe,

643
00:29:43.680 --> 00:29:46.400
<v Speaker 2>but that's what it is. This is Millie, played by

644
00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:50.240
<v Speaker 2>the aforementioned Jane Powell. She is the tavern's cook, also

645
00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:54.839
<v Speaker 2>apparently the taverns woodswoman server probably hostess, bar back janitor like.

646
00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:57.680
<v Speaker 2>This woman's doing everything. She rushes in to serve a

647
00:29:57.720 --> 00:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>table of hungry men folk the stew that she's made,

648
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:03.079
<v Speaker 2>and Adam walks in eager tests out his potential bride's

649
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:03.839
<v Speaker 2>skill in the kitchen.

650
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>This is crucial, remember, yeah, because the food sucks where

651
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:07.079
<v Speaker 1>he is, he.

652
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Can chop wood. He needs someone who can make a

653
00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:09.599
<v Speaker 2>good stew.

654
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:12.880
<v Speaker 1>What have these men been eating, is my question, because

655
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>this is not like power bars did not exist right

656
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.039
<v Speaker 1>back then. What on earth did one of them have

657
00:30:18.119 --> 00:30:20.559
<v Speaker 1>to cook for the other other six brothers and like

658
00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:22.920
<v Speaker 1>just kept making oatmeal every single.

659
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing they have like an entire silo of beans

660
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.319
<v Speaker 2>and they just eat beans and fart. Oh no, the

661
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.200
<v Speaker 2>entire house smells like a fart all the time.

662
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>The house like like the hinges are blown off the

663
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:35.079
<v Speaker 1>doors with this.

664
00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:37.200
<v Speaker 2>They can't light a match during the winter or else.

665
00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:39.960
<v Speaker 2>The whole house just blows. Because that's why, I mean,

666
00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:42.200
<v Speaker 2>a woman like we have to fart less because it's

667
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:43.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna be cold soon.

668
00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:44.559
<v Speaker 6>Ha h.

669
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:47.880
<v Speaker 2>So they lock eyes across a crowded table, and Millie

670
00:30:47.920 --> 00:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>is so taken with Adam that she spoons a large

671
00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:53.759
<v Speaker 2>helping of stew right onto another diner's lap. I gotta

672
00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:56.200
<v Speaker 2>say they are calling this stew and it's being served

673
00:30:56.279 --> 00:30:59.400
<v Speaker 2>the ladle, but they're serving it onto a plate. It

674
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:01.599
<v Speaker 2>holds shit, and it's being eaten with a fork. I

675
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:03.400
<v Speaker 2>do not understand what this food is.

676
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:04.119
<v Speaker 3>Haha.

677
00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Adam tries it, he deems it worthy of marrying, and

678
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:10.079
<v Speaker 2>he and Millie have this immediate fassant. I will give

679
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:11.799
<v Speaker 2>them this. These two actors have chemistry.

680
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh, she is so convincing. The minute she sees him,

681
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>she goes like goggly eye.

682
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Jane Powell was enough of a feminist that she was like,

683
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:19.759
<v Speaker 2>all right, for this movie to work, I have to

684
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:22.640
<v Speaker 2>be in love with him the second e Laia eyes

685
00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:22.960
<v Speaker 2>on him.

686
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:24.519
<v Speaker 3>Otherwise nothing works.

687
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:25.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

688
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:28.279
<v Speaker 1>After lunch, Adam goes behind the tavern and finds Millie

689
00:31:28.279 --> 00:31:29.200
<v Speaker 1>milking a cow.

690
00:31:29.079 --> 00:31:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Because she hasn't done enough yet today.

691
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:32.559
<v Speaker 1>That's the other thing that movie does that I think

692
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.559
<v Speaker 1>is smart is that they show that she's a she's

693
00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:37.279
<v Speaker 1>a jack of all trades, but also be she works really,

694
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:40.359
<v Speaker 1>really fucking hard at this tavern. Yeah, and the idea

695
00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:44.039
<v Speaker 1>of like only having to cook for one guy and

696
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:47.480
<v Speaker 1>only having to tend one house is so appealing. It's

697
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:51.440
<v Speaker 1>such a like lifestyle upgrade for her. That was smart

698
00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:53.799
<v Speaker 1>to make it so that like her life kind of sucks,

699
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:56.640
<v Speaker 1>like low key sucks. So he walks up to her

700
00:31:56.680 --> 00:31:59.960
<v Speaker 1>and says, Hi, I'm Adam Pumptepie. Want to be my bride?

701
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:04.960
<v Speaker 2>He actually says, how about it? With no explanation, Yeah, no.

702
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:08.279
<v Speaker 1>Backstory, and then he starts to paint her a beautiful

703
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:11.720
<v Speaker 1>picture of the farm he lives on, without mentioning once

704
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>the six brothers that also live there. Yeah, he says,

705
00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:16.640
<v Speaker 1>the only thing missing for my life is a woman.

706
00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>How about it? Right?

707
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:20.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have a question for you because I have

708
00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:24.720
<v Speaker 2>a possibly wild take. I think Howard Keel plays this

709
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:28.480
<v Speaker 2>as if he's not intentionally lying to her about the brothers.

710
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Like I think he's playing it as if he also

711
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:32.960
<v Speaker 2>fell in love with her at first sight. And yeah,

712
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:34.759
<v Speaker 2>he's putting the best spin on it, but it's not

713
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:36.000
<v Speaker 2>like he's actively lying.

714
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:37.359
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what's funny?

715
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:40.039
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you only because in my notes, because

716
00:32:40.039 --> 00:32:41.599
<v Speaker 1>it's the first time I've ever seen the movie. In

717
00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>my notes, I was like, wait, he didn't talk about

718
00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:45.519
<v Speaker 1>the brothers, and I thought it was a mistake of

719
00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:48.039
<v Speaker 1>the movies. Yes that I was like, I was like, oh,

720
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:50.920
<v Speaker 1>she knows there's other brothers right there. But like the

721
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>movie just they forgot to mention it in this scene,

722
00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:57.720
<v Speaker 1>like it's bad writing in this Best Screenplay nominated film.

723
00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Well because also it becomes apparent that the town knows

724
00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>about the Pontipee brothers immediately, like Adam's not a stranger

725
00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:04.759
<v Speaker 2>come to town.

726
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Crazy too is like it's a one horse town. There's

727
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:09.759
<v Speaker 1>probably fifty fucking people in it. And like she's she

728
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:12.799
<v Speaker 1>works in the tavern. Yeah, so she's the center of

729
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:13.920
<v Speaker 1>all town gossip.

730
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:16.519
<v Speaker 2>They could have solved this by simply having Milly arrive

731
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:20.599
<v Speaker 2>in town. Yeah, Like if she's new in town, then

732
00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:22.759
<v Speaker 2>this all then then all of this can be explained.

733
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:23.920
<v Speaker 2>But as soon as you think about it, you're like,

734
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:27.119
<v Speaker 2>they all know the Pontipee brothers live in the in

735
00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.759
<v Speaker 2>the in the fart smelling stinkhouse up on the top

736
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:30.319
<v Speaker 2>of the mountain.

737
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:33.279
<v Speaker 1>So he proposes to her, He says, well, you gotta

738
00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:35.680
<v Speaker 1>tell me now because I won't be back for five months.

739
00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Surely you can't think of making me wait five months

740
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>just because of your pride.

741
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Is this proposal to wedding proposals, what Okay spelled out

742
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:48.759
<v Speaker 2>in scrabble Tiles is to wedding acceptances.

743
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:52.799
<v Speaker 1>This is so like, it's so punkers. But he's like,

744
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:54.759
<v Speaker 1>he's like, want to marry me? I know we literally

745
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:55.519
<v Speaker 1>you don't.

746
00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:56.400
<v Speaker 5>Know me at all.

747
00:33:56.440 --> 00:33:58.680
<v Speaker 1>You literally don't know my name and like, and she's

748
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:01.839
<v Speaker 1>like I He's like, look, I'm leaving for five months.

749
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:02.680
<v Speaker 3>Tell me now, ur it's.

750
00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Over there, like Jesus Chris. But of course she fell

751
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.519
<v Speaker 1>in love at first sight. What can she do about it?

752
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:12.199
<v Speaker 1>She can't think of a reason to say no. She's like,

753
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:14.599
<v Speaker 1>let me just finish my chores and I'll be right

754
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.840
<v Speaker 1>with you. And he's like right, and he heads to shave,

755
00:34:18.119 --> 00:34:20.280
<v Speaker 1>and then Erica loses her boner for him. Yeah, and

756
00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Paul gains one for the rest of the movie and.

757
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:27.039
<v Speaker 2>The boner transfers it's boner transference, aha.

758
00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:30.119
<v Speaker 3>And then he finds a preacher to marry them.

759
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Yep. So we cut to them at the Parsons house.

760
00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:34.800
<v Speaker 2>The parson and his wife were like, you go girl,

761
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:37.480
<v Speaker 2>like blink twice if you'ed rescuing, Like, what's going on?

762
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:39.599
<v Speaker 2>The parson his wife are very concerned.

763
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.639
<v Speaker 1>Well done of the film. The general store owners were like,

764
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.920
<v Speaker 1>this guy sucks. And now the parson and his wife

765
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 1>are like, this guy sucks.

766
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing? So they cut back to Millie

767
00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:53.039
<v Speaker 2>and Adam. It's a two shot, and it's so funny because,

768
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:56.480
<v Speaker 2>as we said, Howard Kila is six foot three, Jane

769
00:34:56.519 --> 00:34:58.599
<v Speaker 2>Powell is five foot one. They didn't get her a

770
00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:02.239
<v Speaker 2>tom Cruise box. So the framing of the shot actually

771
00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:05.159
<v Speaker 2>cuts off the top of Howard Keele's head and it

772
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:08.679
<v Speaker 2>is I am not exaggerating neck up on Jane Powell.

773
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:11.519
<v Speaker 2>And she has this line where she says, you know,

774
00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:14.039
<v Speaker 2>I get proposals all the time, and I always have

775
00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:17.519
<v Speaker 2>this horrible feeling right here. But you can't see her hands,

776
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:18.039
<v Speaker 2>so you're.

777
00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:20.760
<v Speaker 3>Like, where where is she pointing to her knees?

778
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Is she pointing to her genitals? Is she put into

779
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:24.960
<v Speaker 2>her stomach, her boobs, her chest? Where where?

780
00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:25.880
<v Speaker 3>What's happening?

781
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:27.280
<v Speaker 2>The only thing we know it's not her face.

782
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>She's pointing to like an inanimate object. She's like, I

783
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:32.119
<v Speaker 1>was going a bad feeling in this lamp.

784
00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:38.599
<v Speaker 2>But this time Erica, after Adam proposed, she had no

785
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:42.280
<v Speaker 2>horrible feeling. She knows that she and Adam are meant

786
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.880
<v Speaker 2>to be, and the parson and his wife are like, okay.

787
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:47.079
<v Speaker 3>Well, legally you're an adult. We can't stop you.

788
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:48.159
<v Speaker 2>And they get married.

789
00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:52.440
<v Speaker 1>So Adam loads Milliet onto his cart and they head

790
00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:54.760
<v Speaker 1>off the twelve mile trek up the cabin, which I

791
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:57.119
<v Speaker 1>guess back in the day would have taken hours.

792
00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Yep, there's a there's a line, is there? Leaving town?

793
00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I think it's missus Bixby says it's indecent if you

794
00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:07.960
<v Speaker 2>ask me, one lone woman and seven scroungy backwoodsmen. I'm like,

795
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:09.639
<v Speaker 2>or it's the start of a porno.

796
00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:12.159
<v Speaker 3>Or it's a sort of amazing porno.

797
00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Hang on, hang on, I gotta I gotta know, I

798
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:26.639
<v Speaker 1>gotta know, and we're back.

799
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Huh Okay.

800
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I googled seven brides for seven brothers.

801
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Porno's that's on your surch history.

802
00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Now that's never coming off. Government saw that, and there

803
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:41.039
<v Speaker 1>is according to I don't know. Look, I refuse to

804
00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:43.079
<v Speaker 1>even read this website's name out loud because I don't

805
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:46.199
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm looking at. But into google like responses

806
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>with seven submissive brides for seven male domb brothers. That

807
00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:58.280
<v Speaker 1>seems to be the only one that was made. I'm sorry,

808
00:36:58.360 --> 00:36:59.119
<v Speaker 1>you guys.

809
00:36:58.920 --> 00:36:59.559
<v Speaker 2>You're missing out.

810
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I think there are just poornos called seven brides

811
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:06.000
<v Speaker 1>for seven brothers. It's the number seven instead of seven,

812
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:08.480
<v Speaker 1>which is how they got around getting sued. Yes, there

813
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:11.559
<v Speaker 1>does seem to be a poor no called seven brides

814
00:37:11.559 --> 00:37:12.239
<v Speaker 1>for seven brothers.

815
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Good.

816
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm glad the marketplace works, is

817
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:18.199
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, because of course there is.

818
00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:21.320
<v Speaker 2>We can trust. We can trust the adult video producers

819
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:23.760
<v Speaker 2>of the world to not miss an obvious gift.

820
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes, So, as they're heading out of town, some of

821
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.079
<v Speaker 1>the local men are not happy that Adam has taken

822
00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:32.239
<v Speaker 1>an available woman away from them. They're like, oh, darn it,

823
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:35.119
<v Speaker 1>darn it. Now, there's twenty of us. We'll never get married.

824
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:36.639
<v Speaker 2>We'll never know what sex is now.

825
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:41.840
<v Speaker 3>But Milly is thrilled. She's excited to live outside of town.

826
00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Does not have to work in the tavern anymore, to

827
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.760
<v Speaker 1>only as I said before, she says, and now this

828
00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:48.519
<v Speaker 1>part the quiet port out loud, to only have to

829
00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:52.199
<v Speaker 1>work for one man and one woman and one household.

830
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.679
<v Speaker 1>How cool is that The two of them get to

831
00:37:55.719 --> 00:37:57.559
<v Speaker 1>know each other, and she shows him what her father

832
00:37:57.679 --> 00:37:59.559
<v Speaker 1>left her, which was a copy of the Bible and

833
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>a copy of Plutarch's Lives right So Roman History and

834
00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:05.599
<v Speaker 1>the Bible what fun reading.

835
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you might wonder why I'm mentioning that. It's because

836
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:09.280
<v Speaker 2>it actually does come back.

837
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:11.039
<v Speaker 3>Super super matters.

838
00:38:11.320 --> 00:38:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Because if you give an illiterate man one book to read,

839
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:16.079
<v Speaker 1>make sure it's The Race.

840
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Make sure it's Fear of Flying by Erika John, It's

841
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:27.880
<v Speaker 2>The Feminine Mystique by Betty for Dan, It's The.

842
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Bluest Eye by Tony Morrison.

843
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.639
<v Speaker 2>Make sure it's something by Belle Hooks.

844
00:38:34.039 --> 00:38:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Yes, do not.

845
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Give an illiterate man Roman History and the Bible, big mistake.

846
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:45.119
<v Speaker 3>Lady huge huge, give him a copy of Cosmo.

847
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Fuck it, Yeah, fuck it teen Vogue, apparently very feminist

848
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.039
<v Speaker 2>forward ha ha.

849
00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:54.519
<v Speaker 1>So okay, she is so happy she starts to shout

850
00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:58.119
<v Speaker 1>in excitement. Also, she's gonna get late, don't forget.

851
00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.280
<v Speaker 3>There's an undercurrent of that through the whole movie.

852
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

853
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:03.000
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, ooh, be careful shouting in the winter

854
00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:06.000
<v Speaker 1>as we go through this pass, because we're writing through.

855
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:10.559
<v Speaker 1>As Paul writes here, Checkov's Mountain fast and a noise

856
00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:13.559
<v Speaker 1>too loud could set off an avalanche and snow them

857
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:14.559
<v Speaker 1>in until spring.

858
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Right. So, as Erica said, Millie tells Adam. She's so

859
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:20.480
<v Speaker 2>excited to cook for this one man. Blah blah blah.

860
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.199
<v Speaker 2>And Adam's like, oh, maybe we shoul take a quick

861
00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:26.159
<v Speaker 2>pit stop. I have a little something I forgot to mention. Whoops.

862
00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:29.599
<v Speaker 2>But Milly is too swept away. She rushes out into

863
00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:32.000
<v Speaker 2>the field, she picks what she says is her bridal bouquet,

864
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:36.760
<v Speaker 2>and she sings wonderful, wonderful day. It's a song.

865
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:37.679
<v Speaker 3>She's a soprano.

866
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>It's like such a so funny because she her speaking

867
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:42.199
<v Speaker 1>voice doesn't match her singing voice.

868
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:43.599
<v Speaker 3>Actually thought she was dubbed.

869
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh ye yeah.

870
00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:45.800
<v Speaker 1>At first, it's like, oh no, she really is singing

871
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:48.400
<v Speaker 1>because her speaking voice is like a like a natural

872
00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>like like it's a little lower, it's a little lower, right,

873
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>and like but when she burst out into song, it's

874
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:57.760
<v Speaker 1>like that old school like Cinderella soprano that you're used

875
00:39:57.800 --> 00:39:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to hearing from the fifties.

876
00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:00.840
<v Speaker 2>And this is the first time I like really notice

877
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:03.679
<v Speaker 2>the corset because she's singing, but you can't see her

878
00:40:03.840 --> 00:40:06.639
<v Speaker 2>stomach moving. Yeah, And I'm like, how is she singing?

879
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:08.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can't see her diaphragm.

880
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:10.679
<v Speaker 1>I guess she's breathing. This is also the scene where

881
00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:12.920
<v Speaker 1>like she runs into the glen and the glen is

882
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:17.280
<v Speaker 1>obviously like a state absolutely painted like a high school

883
00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:21.039
<v Speaker 1>painted backdrop. It's cute, though, it's cute.

884
00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Adam is so taken with her. They get all the

885
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:26.400
<v Speaker 2>way to the farm and he still hasn't mentioned his

886
00:40:26.440 --> 00:40:30.039
<v Speaker 2>sex tet of siblings Row, his ginger sex tet.

887
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Adam and Milly arrived at the farm and Adam can

888
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:38.760
<v Speaker 1>no longer lie because the brothers are fucking there. His

889
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:42.360
<v Speaker 1>brothers are Benjamin aka the Hot One. Yeah, but we

890
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:44.639
<v Speaker 1>don't know that yet, but we're gonna find out.

891
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:45.719
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna find out.

892
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Caleb, who I don't remember anything about, Daniel, who I

893
00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:51.719
<v Speaker 1>really don't remember anything about, Ephraim, who also don't remember.

894
00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:52.679
<v Speaker 2>He's the ballet dancer.

895
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:53.719
<v Speaker 3>He's the ballet dancer.

896
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Frank, who is pugnacious to a fault, let's just put

897
00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:00.599
<v Speaker 1>it that way. And Gideon played by the Great Us Tamblin.

898
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:03.360
<v Speaker 1>They're all there. Their parents wanted to give them all

899
00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:06.239
<v Speaker 1>biblical names in alphabetical order in case you're wondering what

900
00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:08.199
<v Speaker 1>those names are from. Their father was hoping to get

901
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:11.079
<v Speaker 1>all the way to z but their poor parents crapped out.

902
00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:16.119
<v Speaker 1>The brothers appear. They are in filthy clothes, they're sporting

903
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:21.039
<v Speaker 1>scraggly facial hair. They all look like the next door

904
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:24.039
<v Speaker 1>neighbor in the burbs. Remember the teenage boy, the creepy

905
00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Nosharatu looking teenage boy in the burbs. This is a

906
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:30.239
<v Speaker 1>horror movie. This is a Ryan Murphy horror movie. If

907
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:34.280
<v Speaker 1>I showed up to a house in the middle of nowhere,

908
00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't get back home at this point, because twelve

909
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:40.360
<v Speaker 1>miles is apparently an insurmountable amount of space back in

910
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:43.960
<v Speaker 1>the eighteen fifties, and this greeted me at the door,

911
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:45.559
<v Speaker 1>I would shit my pants.

912
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I'm getting murdered.

913
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:47.639
<v Speaker 3>They're terrifying.

914
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

915
00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:51.599
<v Speaker 1>Also, let's just say their personalities leave something to be desired.

916
00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, how did Adam get all of these social graces,

917
00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Because yes, he's a bit of an alpha male asshole,

918
00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:01.360
<v Speaker 2>but like he fits in in town, understands how to

919
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:04.480
<v Speaker 2>speak to somebody, he knows, oh I should shave.

920
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's not basically hygiene down I think because he's

921
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:11.079
<v Speaker 1>the only one that comes down trade and so he

922
00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:13.159
<v Speaker 1>has to be like the face of the company, right,

923
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:17.079
<v Speaker 1>and so he's he's normal, Like she's like as close

924
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:18.519
<v Speaker 1>to normal as these guys get.

925
00:42:18.559 --> 00:42:20.039
<v Speaker 3>And the rest of them are all.

926
00:42:20.039 --> 00:42:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Just like like fucking like cave dwellers that come out

927
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:30.400
<v Speaker 1>every ten years. So Milly sees them as they crowd

928
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:32.519
<v Speaker 1>around her and terrify her. She manages to keep her

929
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:35.440
<v Speaker 1>cool as Adam leads her through the house, which is

930
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:40.199
<v Speaker 1>an unfinished, stinky, disgusting dump. But it's not just that

931
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:42.559
<v Speaker 1>he's leading her around the house like that, Like they

932
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.960
<v Speaker 1>are just like following her and they don't say anything,

933
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and all of them have their mouths open, like the mouth.

934
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Like they've literally never seen a woman.

935
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, like genuinely. And I'm like, oh no, no, no, girl,

936
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:55.760
<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out, ride a bear back to the

937
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.079
<v Speaker 1>to the homestead.

938
00:42:57.239 --> 00:43:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely so, Millie innocently asks about the name frank because

939
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:04.000
<v Speaker 2>she says, well, I didn't think that was a biblical name,

940
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:06.679
<v Speaker 2>which isn't Francis a biblical name, Saint Francis.

941
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:09.599
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's in the Bible.

942
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:12.559
<v Speaker 1>I think Francis existed, after gotcha, I don't know.

943
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:13.559
<v Speaker 3>I am making that shot.

944
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:15.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, I will get I'm not going to

945
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:18.519
<v Speaker 2>say these writers knew more about many things in me,

946
00:43:18.599 --> 00:43:20.800
<v Speaker 2>but I will easily admit they probably knew more about

947
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:22.840
<v Speaker 2>the Bible, so I'm sure they're right.

948
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:26.159
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So Saint Francis died in twelve twenty six.

949
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so well after the Bible and guessing. Yeah, all right,

950
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.360
<v Speaker 2>So the brothers immediately get into a brawl because Frank

951
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:35.119
<v Speaker 2>is sensitive about his name because his full name, you see,

952
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.559
<v Speaker 2>is Frankensense. I did laugh at that. I was like,

953
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:40.800
<v Speaker 2>that's actually funny joke. Yeah. Adam finishes the quote unquote

954
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:43.559
<v Speaker 2>tour by showing Millie the pile of dirty clothes that

955
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:47.159
<v Speaker 2>need mending and cleaning, the kitchen and the dinner bell

956
00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:48.800
<v Speaker 2>and he leaves. He's like, let us all know when

957
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:52.880
<v Speaker 2>the dinner's ready, bye bye, And she's just like, holy fuck.

958
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Also, I have to mention like deoduran hasn't been invented yet,

959
00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:00.559
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know what their soap situation is these woods,

960
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:03.880
<v Speaker 1>so it's on top of on top of fast and

961
00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:05.960
<v Speaker 1>the furious in their pants.

962
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they are at best climbing into a bucket once

963
00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>a week and scraping themselves off.

964
00:44:11.119 --> 00:44:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, growth we cut to Millie. You know what

965
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:17.440
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna roll up her sleeves make the most out

966
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:18.039
<v Speaker 1>of the situation.

967
00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:19.639
<v Speaker 2>One thing we know about Millie, she's a hard worker.

968
00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.000
<v Speaker 1>The hard worker. She's cooked for seven men before at

969
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:24.039
<v Speaker 1>the same time. In fact, she does it every day.

970
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:26.840
<v Speaker 1>She's ringing the dinner bell. The brothers run up like

971
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.679
<v Speaker 1>hogs to a trough and they start tearing at the food.

972
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:32.519
<v Speaker 1>The table actually looks nice, she said it. She's put

973
00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:35.360
<v Speaker 1>the food out. It looks appetizing, it looks normal, like

974
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:37.880
<v Speaker 1>you are like, it doesn't look like beans in a trough.

975
00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Millie's like, hey, guys, you need to say Grace. Hey, Hey,

976
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:43.360
<v Speaker 1>hey everyone. No one said Grace, what are you? What

977
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:46.039
<v Speaker 1>are you doing? She gets so angry with them that

978
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:51.559
<v Speaker 1>she goes real Housewife of Oregon Territory and she's like,

979
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:56.079
<v Speaker 1>you're a prostitution horror, and she flips the table onto them,

980
00:44:56.199 --> 00:44:58.559
<v Speaker 1>spilling their dinner all over them and onto the floor.

981
00:44:58.760 --> 00:44:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

982
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:01.159
<v Speaker 1>And then she heads up stairs in a huff and

983
00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:02.440
<v Speaker 1>slams the bedroom door.

984
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:05.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I would love to hear Millie's like, real house

985
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:09.559
<v Speaker 2>I have Oregon Territory tagline. Haha. You may have seven brothers,

986
00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:11.920
<v Speaker 2>but I've got one fist fucking say.

987
00:45:11.800 --> 00:45:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Grace, say Grace. I didn't come here to make friends.

988
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:19.039
<v Speaker 1>I came here to make twelve bits every day.

989
00:45:21.039 --> 00:45:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Later that night, the brothers are all sitting around downstairs.

990
00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:26.920
<v Speaker 2>They're kind of all like looking around, like they're not

991
00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:29.599
<v Speaker 2>sure what to do. Adam is like, well, it's time

992
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:32.440
<v Speaker 2>for bed, and they're like, uh huh, because clearly these

993
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:34.440
<v Speaker 2>six men are dying to know what sex sounds like

994
00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:36.679
<v Speaker 2>that is the only thing they're thinking about.

995
00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:38.840
<v Speaker 1>This part of the movie creeped the fuck out of me.

996
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I hated it. I hated it.

997
00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:47.320
<v Speaker 2>So Adam heads upstairs and crucially, he knocks on the door.

998
00:45:48.039 --> 00:45:50.400
<v Speaker 2>There are little moments in the movie like this where

999
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:52.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, thank Like when missus Bixby in the beginning

1000
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:56.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, no, he doesn't just barge in. He actually

1001
00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:58.440
<v Speaker 2>knocks and waits for her to tell him it's okay

1002
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:00.800
<v Speaker 2>to come in, which I'm like that, look, it doesn't

1003
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:02.719
<v Speaker 2>fix anything, but it's a bit of a balm.

1004
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:04.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's very gentleman.

1005
00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Millie tells me he can come in. He does.

1006
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:09.719
<v Speaker 2>He starts to get ready for bed, and Millie's like, look,

1007
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:11.800
<v Speaker 2>you don't want a wife, you want to cook and

1008
00:46:11.840 --> 00:46:14.679
<v Speaker 2>a washerwoman. You want a hired girl. Basically, that's what

1009
00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I am, and that's fine. That's fine. I will cook

1010
00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:19.079
<v Speaker 2>for you, I will clean for you. But a hired

1011
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:22.119
<v Speaker 2>girl deserves her own bed, so fuck off. Adam tries

1012
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:24.519
<v Speaker 2>to sweet talker and she's firm. She says, I will

1013
00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:28.599
<v Speaker 2>work for you. I will not sleep alongside you. Good

1014
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:33.440
<v Speaker 2>for you, Milly, excellent rebuffed. Adam climbs out the window

1015
00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:35.920
<v Speaker 2>and lies down like in the crook of a tree.

1016
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:37.840
<v Speaker 3>Excellent it.

1017
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:41.159
<v Speaker 1>But to be clear, he's not like ugh, yeah, he's like,

1018
00:46:41.239 --> 00:46:44.159
<v Speaker 1>well okay, then yeah. He just like climbs out the

1019
00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:46.719
<v Speaker 1>window like again, It's all very kind of jovial.

1020
00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:48.840
<v Speaker 2>He lies down in this tree, brand She's like, well,

1021
00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:51.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll sleep here then, which I would love to see

1022
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:55.199
<v Speaker 2>you try. Milly, for some reason, is moved by this.

1023
00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:01.760
<v Speaker 2>She sings when You're in love another that is a song,

1024
00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:04.719
<v Speaker 2>completely unmemorable.

1025
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:06.519
<v Speaker 1>Not gonna lie to you. I don't remember this one

1026
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:07.440
<v Speaker 1>at all.

1027
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Because it makes no sense at all. He climbs out

1028
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:11.639
<v Speaker 2>one window and she's like, I forgot I fell in

1029
00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:12.480
<v Speaker 2>love with you at first sight.

1030
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:14.800
<v Speaker 1>I think honestly part of it. And again, I'm gonna

1031
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:16.639
<v Speaker 1>give Chane Powell a lot of credit here is. She's

1032
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:19.559
<v Speaker 1>playing the horniness in the moment she sees him like

1033
00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:21.840
<v Speaker 1>sprawled out on that tree branch.

1034
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:23.519
<v Speaker 2>He's just like a fucking panther, and she's like, I.

1035
00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:24.559
<v Speaker 3>Want to climb that tree.

1036
00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. Millie tells Adam he can come back inside,

1037
00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:33.360
<v Speaker 2>and now we get truly a red flag. He climbs in,

1038
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:38.039
<v Speaker 2>he trips, he falls onto the bed, and the bed breaks. Okay,

1039
00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:41.679
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I probably would have expected some bad manners.

1040
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have expected the six brothers, but I would

1041
00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:46.639
<v Speaker 2>expect I would have expected a mess. I'm marrying. I'm

1042
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:49.559
<v Speaker 2>marrying a single man. I say, I'm looking forward to

1043
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.079
<v Speaker 2>cooking for us. All of this stuff is at least

1044
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:54.199
<v Speaker 2>somewhat in my purview.

1045
00:47:54.440 --> 00:47:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

1046
00:47:55.559 --> 00:48:00.400
<v Speaker 2>You are an Oregon Territory backwoodsman and you can make

1047
00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:05.400
<v Speaker 2>a sturdy fucking bed. Oh no, no, no, no, Now

1048
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:07.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned about you holding up your end of this bargain.

1049
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't even think of that.

1050
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:09.320
<v Speaker 1>You don't.

1051
00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:10.519
<v Speaker 3>You don't think it came from Ikeia.

1052
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:12.559
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't. I think he fucking built that with

1053
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:14.159
<v Speaker 2>his two hands, and he did a bad job.

1054
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.079
<v Speaker 1>He ordered, He ordered like the cheapest bed for Ikea

1055
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:20.199
<v Speaker 1>getting together himself. But yeah, they were like forty five.

1056
00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Forty five pegs. Like, I don't think I need these.

1057
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess fine, don't worry about it.

1058
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:27.760
<v Speaker 2>This does lead to all of the brothers thinking that

1059
00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:29.800
<v Speaker 2>them fucking broke the bed because they're all downstairs and

1060
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:30.320
<v Speaker 2>they look up.

1061
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, and they're like, is that with sexes?

1062
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:35.679
<v Speaker 2>Sex is breaking the bed? Got it? Got it.

1063
00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:39.320
<v Speaker 1>The next morning, the six younger brothers wake up in

1064
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:42.800
<v Speaker 1>their barracks. It looks to me, so that house has

1065
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:45.800
<v Speaker 1>two bedrooms. Yeah, one is for Adam because that's how

1066
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:48.840
<v Speaker 1>it was set up when we arrived. The other six

1067
00:48:48.920 --> 00:48:51.559
<v Speaker 1>all have to sleep in one room together, like correct,

1068
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:52.519
<v Speaker 1>the seven Dwarves.

1069
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:54.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, snow White and the seven Dwarves.

1070
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:57.199
<v Speaker 1>Yep. I don't love this. I don't love this dynamic.

1071
00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't love Adam's like superiority for his brothers.

1072
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:01.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1073
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:02.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't care for any of this.

1074
00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:04.880
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna stub your toe on some crunchy socks in

1075
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:05.519
<v Speaker 2>that robe.

1076
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:09.760
<v Speaker 1>No wonder, these these poor boys don't know anything. Their

1077
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:13.360
<v Speaker 1>brother's been keeping them down. Millie knocks on the door

1078
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and like just cheerfully tells them breakfast is ready, your

1079
00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:18.840
<v Speaker 1>clothes are washed, and I'll need your pajamas to wash

1080
00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:20.320
<v Speaker 1>as well. So she like puts out her hands like

1081
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:23.920
<v Speaker 1>hand them over, and they're all, of course, like, but

1082
00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:26.000
<v Speaker 1>we're modest, we don't even know what to do, and

1083
00:49:26.199 --> 00:49:28.880
<v Speaker 1>it's very cute. Milly tells them again, hey guys, give

1084
00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:31.079
<v Speaker 1>me your dirty pajamas or I'll come in and get

1085
00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:33.920
<v Speaker 1>them myself, and they scoff at the thread. She's not

1086
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:36.719
<v Speaker 1>coming in here. Yeah, there's no please come on. But

1087
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:39.960
<v Speaker 1>then she starts to push the door open and they're like, no, no, no, okay, okay,

1088
00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:41.599
<v Speaker 1>we get your pajamas, don't.

1089
00:49:41.360 --> 00:49:41.840
<v Speaker 6>Come in here.

1090
00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:47.079
<v Speaker 2>Who had it worst? Millie and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,

1091
00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:52.559
<v Speaker 2>Wendy Darling and Peter pan uh huh or Goldiehn and Overboard.

1092
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Good question. I'm gonna go with Goldiehn. Okay, I'm gonna

1093
00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:57.239
<v Speaker 1>go with Goldiehn. Because she didn't know what she was

1094
00:49:57.280 --> 00:49:59.360
<v Speaker 1>signing up for. She didn't know what was happening. Sure,

1095
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.679
<v Speaker 1>this woman like she also didn't quite know what she

1096
00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:05.000
<v Speaker 1>was signing up for, but she seems she's got gumption.

1097
00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean.

1098
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:07.559
<v Speaker 1>You don't worry about Millie.

1099
00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:10.880
<v Speaker 3>She's hail and hearty. She can do this. She's got this. Wendy,

1100
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:11.719
<v Speaker 3>I think it's fine.

1101
00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Wendy I think is fully signed up for it. She's

1102
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:17.079
<v Speaker 2>enjoying everything that's happening. It's very retrograde, and we watching

1103
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:19.000
<v Speaker 2>it may not enjoy it, but Wendy Darling is like,

1104
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:21.119
<v Speaker 2>this is great, this is fun. I'm in charge.

1105
00:50:21.159 --> 00:50:24.039
<v Speaker 1>Fuly han and Overboard still has it worse with those

1106
00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:25.840
<v Speaker 1>four raccoon children as you call them.

1107
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we cut down to breakfast. The brothers have shaved

1108
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:32.559
<v Speaker 2>and are all wrapped in blankets since their clothes are

1109
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:34.400
<v Speaker 2>being cleaned, possibly for the first time.

1110
00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:35.639
<v Speaker 3>Can I stop you here for second?

1111
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:38.159
<v Speaker 2>Benjamin Hot, Benjamin benjam Hot.

1112
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So as soon as the guy what's his name.

1113
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Richards, Jeff Richards. As soon as Jeff Richards, the

1114
00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:46.559
<v Speaker 1>actor who plays Benjamin comes downstairs wearing basically just like

1115
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:49.679
<v Speaker 1>sheets wrapped around his torso and you can see his chest,

1116
00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:54.840
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, and he's shaved. Ye now, so like good goodravy.

1117
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:57.079
<v Speaker 2>And it's so funny. Because so they wanted to hire

1118
00:50:57.119 --> 00:51:00.519
<v Speaker 2>all dancers for the six brothers, but this studio was like,

1119
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:03.239
<v Speaker 2>you have to take two contract players. So the middle

1120
00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:07.119
<v Speaker 2>four brothers are the dancers. The youngest one, Gideon Russ Hamblin,

1121
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:09.599
<v Speaker 2>can dance, but he was also a studio star and

1122
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:12.000
<v Speaker 2>he was like more of a gymnast. But then Jeff

1123
00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Richards was a former baseball player that was in the

1124
00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:18.719
<v Speaker 2>studio system, and he cannot dance. And a delightful game

1125
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:21.559
<v Speaker 2>to play is where's Jeff Richards? During this dance scene,

1126
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:26.000
<v Speaker 2>he is inevitably either standing behind everybody else, like just

1127
00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:28.440
<v Speaker 2>moving his arms, or just cheering on his brothers.

1128
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like I saw him play the cowbell

1129
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:30.760
<v Speaker 3>at one.

1130
00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm also here. So we go back to the

1131
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:42.039
<v Speaker 2>free ball and breakfast free free balling. Millie tells them

1132
00:51:42.039 --> 00:51:44.039
<v Speaker 2>that they're all very handsome, and she said, well, why

1133
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:46.840
<v Speaker 2>why haven't I seen you at the town dances talking

1134
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:49.440
<v Speaker 2>to the girls, And they say they've hardly ever seen

1135
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:51.440
<v Speaker 2>a woman, and she tells them, well, you have a

1136
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:53.480
<v Speaker 2>big sister now, and I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna

1137
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:58.280
<v Speaker 2>help you get married and act appropriately, and also probably

1138
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:00.920
<v Speaker 2>get some other fucking women up here, guess the.

1139
00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Women up here, and most importantly move out of his house.

1140
00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:06.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Further, they will say grace and they will act

1141
00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:08.480
<v Speaker 2>like adults at the breakfast table. She tells them, and

1142
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:10.679
<v Speaker 2>they all absolutely obey her.

1143
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:12.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give a movie credit.

1144
00:52:12.159 --> 00:52:15.960
<v Speaker 1>This is a beautiful dynamic, the way these men all

1145
00:52:16.159 --> 00:52:18.840
<v Speaker 1>look up to her and adore her from the jump.

1146
00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:21.199
<v Speaker 1>Even when she throws the food on them the night before,

1147
00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:23.360
<v Speaker 1>they all just kind of stand there silently and stunned.

1148
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Now when no one gets mad at her.

1149
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:27.400
<v Speaker 2>She is always the alpha with the six brothers, and

1150
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:28.280
<v Speaker 2>they adore her.

1151
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:32.000
<v Speaker 1>That is crucial to watching this movie into your enjoyment

1152
00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:33.119
<v Speaker 1>of watching this movie.

1153
00:52:33.159 --> 00:52:36.000
<v Speaker 2>And they trust her, They trust her more than they

1154
00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:38.000
<v Speaker 2>trust Adam. Immediately, Yeah, because.

1155
00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:39.880
<v Speaker 3>She's clearly smarter than all of them combines.

1156
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

1157
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:42.480
<v Speaker 1>So Milly is heading off to town and all the

1158
00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:44.239
<v Speaker 1>brothers like, can we join you? Can we come with you?

1159
00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:47.000
<v Speaker 1>And she's like sure, Which again part of me is like,

1160
00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:49.039
<v Speaker 1>should she ask Adam if it's okay if she takes

1161
00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:50.719
<v Speaker 1>all his workers away? But whatever?

1162
00:52:51.079 --> 00:52:53.199
<v Speaker 2>Also, why was Adam not coming back for five months?

1163
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:55.400
<v Speaker 2>It seems like Milly's going back a week later, maybe

1164
00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:56.039
<v Speaker 2>at the most.

1165
00:52:56.039 --> 00:52:58.199
<v Speaker 1>I think it's been a day. I think literally it's

1166
00:52:58.199 --> 00:52:58.800
<v Speaker 1>been one day.

1167
00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:00.519
<v Speaker 2>She like looked at the storage cab and it's just

1168
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:03.199
<v Speaker 2>beans and pork, and she's like, okay, I need a carrot.

1169
00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:04.639
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, I'm gonna.

1170
00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:06.079
<v Speaker 3>Need some vegetables. I need a broom.

1171
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:09.480
<v Speaker 2>I need some flower a broom. Do we have a swiffer?

1172
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:12.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Do we have a dyson?

1173
00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:15.079
<v Speaker 2>I need a toilet plunge with the size of a redwood. Okay,

1174
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:17.320
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna need.

1175
00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:20.719
<v Speaker 1>A lot of backs of tracing in this house, and

1176
00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:22.119
<v Speaker 1>maybe some rubbing alcohol.

1177
00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:24.760
<v Speaker 3>We need to disinfect.

1178
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:29.039
<v Speaker 2>Where is the bleach? I want the full chlorinated going

1179
00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:30.800
<v Speaker 2>to cause lung damage bleach.

1180
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:35.320
<v Speaker 1>So the brothers all come with her to town Alast.

1181
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Once they arrive, it only takes about thirty seconds before

1182
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Benjamin hot Benjamin has punched a man through the general

1183
00:53:41.960 --> 00:53:46.079
<v Speaker 1>through the general store window. A. Millie's like, what are

1184
00:53:46.119 --> 00:53:48.079
<v Speaker 1>you doing? Get back in the wagon, Get back in

1185
00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:49.719
<v Speaker 1>the wagon, and she makes them all go back to

1186
00:53:49.760 --> 00:53:52.119
<v Speaker 1>the farm. They were literally there for like thirty seconds

1187
00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:53.480
<v Speaker 1>before like a fight broke out.

1188
00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:56.199
<v Speaker 3>Someone said the wrong thing to the wrong brother and.

1189
00:53:56.320 --> 00:53:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Boom, boom yep.

1190
00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Millie's like, Okay, I'm gonna have to teach you some manners,

1191
00:54:01.440 --> 00:54:04.599
<v Speaker 1>some hygiene, and most importantly, how to talk to and

1192
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.760
<v Speaker 1>impress a woman. If we're going to try this experiment again.

1193
00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:11.400
<v Speaker 1>First things first, guys, no more punching people. Yeah, we're

1194
00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:13.320
<v Speaker 1>just not doing that anymore. That's the thing of the past.

1195
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:16.719
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna use our words. They're like, wait, not punching.

1196
00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:17.719
<v Speaker 3>Are you sure.

1197
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:20.119
<v Speaker 2>She's like, yes, Adam always told us to punch people.

1198
00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:21.039
<v Speaker 2>Are you positive?

1199
00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, And she's like absolutely, this is rule number one.

1200
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:29.039
<v Speaker 1>We are no longer engaging in physical brawls. She's like,

1201
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.360
<v Speaker 1>be polite, be friendly. You have to show the women

1202
00:54:32.400 --> 00:54:35.599
<v Speaker 1>that you meet that you are above such things as fistfights.

1203
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1204
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:38.079
<v Speaker 1>The brothers are like confused, and you're like, oh, I

1205
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:41.599
<v Speaker 1>don't how are we How do we communicate otherwise? All right,

1206
00:54:41.679 --> 00:54:42.679
<v Speaker 1>well we'll figure it out.

1207
00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:44.199
<v Speaker 2>She seems sure of herself.

1208
00:54:44.400 --> 00:54:49.039
<v Speaker 1>She is broadening their horizons. Yeah, immeasurably. In this scene,

1209
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:51.880
<v Speaker 1>they have a whole month before the barn raising and

1210
00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:53.559
<v Speaker 1>the picnic, which is like a thing we're all just

1211
00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:54.760
<v Speaker 1>learning about in real time here.

1212
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

1213
00:54:55.159 --> 00:54:57.039
<v Speaker 1>By the way, in case you're like, wait, what are

1214
00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:59.119
<v Speaker 1>you talking about? And you're like, yeah, that's how I

1215
00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:00.679
<v Speaker 1>felt when I was watching the movie. She's like, you

1216
00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:02.800
<v Speaker 1>know that thing that's happening in a month that's super

1217
00:55:02.840 --> 00:55:05.599
<v Speaker 1>important in social that big social event. We're all gonna

1218
00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:08.559
<v Speaker 1>like try to be better people in one month. And

1219
00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:11.679
<v Speaker 1>she sings the song going Courtin' with Them, which is

1220
00:55:11.719 --> 00:55:13.960
<v Speaker 1>a very cute song. Dancing with all the brothers.

1221
00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:15.960
<v Speaker 2>This is the first song I would say like, Okay,

1222
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:18.639
<v Speaker 2>this is cute, Like there's a couple it's very old fashioned,

1223
00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:21.159
<v Speaker 2>but like there's a couple of cute lines in it.

1224
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:22.920
<v Speaker 2>And dancing is where it's at. And it's the first

1225
00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:25.119
<v Speaker 2>time we get to see the four men that were

1226
00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:28.400
<v Speaker 2>hired to be dancers dancing. Yeah, And so they start

1227
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.440
<v Speaker 2>dancing around and the dep brothers are dancing with each

1228
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:33.199
<v Speaker 2>other and learning, you know, so it's and hot. Benjamin

1229
00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:34.639
<v Speaker 2>is just sitting out the side looking at them.

1230
00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1231
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Gorgeous, gorgeous hot Benjamin.

1232
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:39.639
<v Speaker 2>You're just sitting there like being scenery, doing a great job.

1233
00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:41.119
<v Speaker 3>I could watch a dance scene.

1234
00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all day. I was coming into this movie so

1235
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:47.480
<v Speaker 1>ready to hate it, huh, and so ready to like

1236
00:55:47.639 --> 00:55:50.760
<v Speaker 1>be upset by it and be like fuck everything, fuck

1237
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:53.880
<v Speaker 1>this movie, fuck the patriarchy. Yeah, and then I started

1238
00:55:53.880 --> 00:55:57.159
<v Speaker 1>watching them all dance and I was like, however, however,

1239
00:55:57.400 --> 00:56:00.519
<v Speaker 1>on the flip side, I like watching them dance. This fun.

1240
00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:03.039
<v Speaker 1>This is really fun, and it's all bright colors, and

1241
00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:05.880
<v Speaker 1>they're like color coded. The brothers are all color coded,

1242
00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:07.679
<v Speaker 1>so you can tell them apart from each other. And

1243
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.599
<v Speaker 1>I can't help with you, guys. I was charmed. I

1244
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:13.159
<v Speaker 1>was goddamn charmed by some of this movie, fair enough

1245
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.199
<v Speaker 1>by a lot of this movie. I'm not gonna lie.

1246
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:18.960
<v Speaker 2>But anytime you were able to just plug your ears

1247
00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:22.360
<v Speaker 2>and close your eyes and not think about the plot, charm, charm.

1248
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:26.400
<v Speaker 1>For days, just charmed. So at the end of Going Courting,

1249
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:30.599
<v Speaker 1>our six rumpel feral mountain men have been transformed into

1250
00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:33.679
<v Speaker 1>a band of well mannered lotharios.

1251
00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:38.199
<v Speaker 2>If only it was this easy, if only so we

1252
00:56:38.280 --> 00:56:40.519
<v Speaker 2>cut ahead in time. It's a month later, the pont

1253
00:56:40.599 --> 00:56:42.639
<v Speaker 2>to Be clan is getting ready for the barn raising.

1254
00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.199
<v Speaker 2>As Erica said, all the brothers are color coded in

1255
00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:47.880
<v Speaker 2>the bright and brightly colored shirts, right, so you can

1256
00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:50.679
<v Speaker 2>identify each one. And also once they get down to

1257
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:52.480
<v Speaker 2>the town, all of the townsmen will be in like

1258
00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:55.199
<v Speaker 2>brown and gray, so it's always very easy to spot

1259
00:56:55.239 --> 00:56:56.639
<v Speaker 2>the Ponnape's smart costumes.

1260
00:56:56.679 --> 00:56:58.599
<v Speaker 1>On top of the fact that they're all like bright

1261
00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:00.920
<v Speaker 1>bright gingers, bright red hair.

1262
00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:02.239
<v Speaker 3>Have we discussed that enough?

1263
00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:03.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't think we have. I don't think we've.

1264
00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Really like impressed upon people. How creepy these five Gingers

1265
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:10.480
<v Speaker 1>look standing next to each other. Even the hot one

1266
00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:12.639
<v Speaker 1>is creepy when you put them all.

1267
00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:14.079
<v Speaker 2>Next to each other, because he's also the one that

1268
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:16.199
<v Speaker 2>because some of them, like Russ Tamblin I think has

1269
00:57:16.280 --> 00:57:18.719
<v Speaker 2>lighter hair, so when they put the red dye, it

1270
00:57:18.800 --> 00:57:19.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of works.

1271
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.199
<v Speaker 1>I would say that hard disagree.

1272
00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Hot Benjamin I think has darker hair, so it gets

1273
00:57:25.239 --> 00:57:26.119
<v Speaker 2>really brassy.

1274
00:57:26.639 --> 00:57:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a brassy Ginger.

1275
00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:32.079
<v Speaker 1>Would you say their penises probably look like those peach

1276
00:57:32.159 --> 00:57:39.480
<v Speaker 1>kit cats from earlier today? Yes, like sprinkled with peach nuts.

1277
00:57:44.800 --> 00:57:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think that's exactly right. It probably tastes

1278
00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:56.440
<v Speaker 2>better though. Damn So the Ponnipees plus plus Millie, who's

1279
00:57:56.440 --> 00:58:00.199
<v Speaker 2>now ponape Millie pipe head down the Mountain? Where do

1280
00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:02.159
<v Speaker 2>you think they came up with the last name Pontipee?

1281
00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:06.119
<v Speaker 1>Genuinely, I have no idea. That is a weird fucking name.

1282
00:58:06.280 --> 00:58:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it could have just been Smith.

1283
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Could have been anything, even if it's the original name

1284
00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:12.840
<v Speaker 1>from the original short story. Who cares?

1285
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:13.760
<v Speaker 3>Who cares?

1286
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So they all head down the mountain. The younger

1287
00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:19.639
<v Speaker 2>brothers are eager to try out their new social graces.

1288
00:58:20.119 --> 00:58:25.000
<v Speaker 2>They arrive in town and the young women immediately spot

1289
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:28.840
<v Speaker 2>the cleaned up, now much more handsome Pontipee brothers who

1290
00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:31.480
<v Speaker 2>they may or may not know exist that that's unclear

1291
00:58:31.480 --> 00:58:34.000
<v Speaker 2>in the movie. They know Adam exists, they know Millie

1292
00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:34.440
<v Speaker 2>got him.

1293
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, look, if no one in this town knows those

1294
00:58:36.760 --> 00:58:39.159
<v Speaker 1>brothers exist, that means that Adam is like a monster.

1295
00:58:39.679 --> 00:58:42.239
<v Speaker 1>That means that you ever see the horrible movie The

1296
00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Room with.

1297
00:58:42.880 --> 00:58:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Brie Larson, That's what's happening.

1298
00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:50.159
<v Speaker 1>He's he's telling them that there is like been an

1299
00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:53.880
<v Speaker 1>apocalypse down the mountain. There's no town, there's no survivors

1300
00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:55.079
<v Speaker 1>where it's only just us.

1301
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:57.559
<v Speaker 2>He's John Hamm and Kimmy Schmid he is.

1302
00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:02.679
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, he's the Reverend Kimmy Schmidt. He's ruining everyone's lives.

1303
00:59:03.360 --> 00:59:08.280
<v Speaker 1>This is a horror movie.

1304
00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:11.920
<v Speaker 2>So the women they also spot Milly, who they're all

1305
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.320
<v Speaker 2>very friendly with, like, oh Milly. So these women run

1306
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:17.039
<v Speaker 2>up to the pontipe wagon. The local men are none

1307
00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:20.679
<v Speaker 2>too pleased about this new competition, and each brother makes

1308
00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:23.760
<v Speaker 2>a connection with a pretty lady using the techniques that

1309
00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Millie taught them, which is again basically just not being uncouth.

1310
00:59:26.840 --> 00:59:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Pigs, polite, friendly, cheerful.

1311
00:59:29.079 --> 00:59:30.880
<v Speaker 2>May offer you my arm and walk you to the

1312
00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:33.159
<v Speaker 2>lemonade stand. You know, that's all they're doing.

1313
00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:35.159
<v Speaker 3>You have to be This is crucial, you guys.

1314
00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Take some notes men out there if you want, if

1315
00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:41.239
<v Speaker 1>you want to impress women, it is crucial that you'd

1316
00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:44.400
<v Speaker 1>be good looking. Yeah, Okay, that's it. Huge part yeah, yeah,

1317
00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:46.320
<v Speaker 1>huge part of it. It's a little bit.

1318
00:59:46.159 --> 00:59:48.039
<v Speaker 2>What was the problem with dangerous liaisons last week?

1319
00:59:48.239 --> 00:59:49.639
<v Speaker 3>He was a little bit Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just

1320
00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:51.559
<v Speaker 3>want everyone to write that part down because.

1321
00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.119
<v Speaker 1>That's so crucial. That's so important.

1322
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:56.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, make sure that you are what's the word good looking?

1323
00:59:56.360 --> 01:00:01.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Please. The only important pretty lady is Dorcas, And

1324
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:04.159
<v Speaker 2>she's really only important because she's played by Julie Numar

1325
01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:06.880
<v Speaker 2>and she gets to be with hot Benjamin all the time.

1326
01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:07.920
<v Speaker 2>So I'm just jealous of her.

1327
01:00:08.079 --> 01:00:11.079
<v Speaker 3>She's just so tall and so is like striking.

1328
01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Looking, she's so beautiful, and she she really does pop.

1329
01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, it makes sense that she's the one

1330
01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:19.400
<v Speaker 2>who kind of became famous because there's only really like

1331
01:00:19.480 --> 01:00:22.280
<v Speaker 2>one big scene where the women get to like define

1332
01:00:22.280 --> 01:00:25.000
<v Speaker 2>their characters a little bit, and she manages to just

1333
01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:27.000
<v Speaker 2>define her character as the one who wants.

1334
01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:29.599
<v Speaker 3>To fuck before they get to a barn or raisin?

1335
01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:32.320
<v Speaker 3>What is the country? What is the country?

1336
01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:35.079
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, before they get to barn raisin, the town decides

1337
01:00:35.119 --> 01:00:35.880
<v Speaker 1>to have a dance.

1338
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:37.679
<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't you dance after the barn raising?

1339
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:39.400
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever been to a barn raising? You up

1340
01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:39.920
<v Speaker 3>in the country?

1341
01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:42.719
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I was in that country. Come sorry, I'm

1342
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:44.599
<v Speaker 1>always disappointed by your country stories.

1343
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:46.079
<v Speaker 3>You're never is country as I want them to be.

1344
01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:48.280
<v Speaker 2>I'll try to throw some more countryisms in for later.

1345
01:00:48.400 --> 01:00:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Ha ha ha.

1346
01:00:49.639 --> 01:00:51.880
<v Speaker 2>But don't you think they should like they do the

1347
01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:54.039
<v Speaker 2>work and then the dance is the reward. You raise

1348
01:00:54.079 --> 01:00:55.360
<v Speaker 2>the barn and then you dance.

1349
01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:57.559
<v Speaker 1>I think you have to like psych yourself up ahead

1350
01:00:57.599 --> 01:00:59.599
<v Speaker 1>of time. It's like it's like like right before a

1351
01:00:59.639 --> 01:01:01.960
<v Speaker 1>concert when the opening act comes out and they're like

1352
01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:04.239
<v Speaker 1>everyone stand up, like it's.

1353
01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:05.679
<v Speaker 2>Like that they're trying to horn the men up so

1354
01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:07.360
<v Speaker 2>they have extra energy to get that barn.

1355
01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:10.559
<v Speaker 1>Raised exactly exact guys, got to make yourselves look good

1356
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:13.199
<v Speaker 1>in front of all the ten to one ladies we

1357
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:13.719
<v Speaker 1>have out here.

1358
01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

1359
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:18.519
<v Speaker 1>A truly entertaining and fantastic dance scene happens.

1360
01:01:18.920 --> 01:01:20.960
<v Speaker 3>It goes on for about ten minutes. There's so much

1361
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 3>of everything.

1362
01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:24.239
<v Speaker 2>It's acrobatics. They're using the whole space, Like they start

1363
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:26.239
<v Speaker 2>at the base of the barn as kind of a

1364
01:01:26.280 --> 01:01:29.920
<v Speaker 2>dance floor and they start jumping all over like the area.

1365
01:01:30.280 --> 01:01:32.519
<v Speaker 2>There's at one point they're doing like balance beam work.

1366
01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:34.519
<v Speaker 2>So they have these two by fours spread out and

1367
01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:40.280
<v Speaker 2>these four middle the Caleb through Frank Pontipe brothers are

1368
01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:44.800
<v Speaker 2>really good dancers, like really good, and so they're they're

1369
01:01:44.800 --> 01:01:48.000
<v Speaker 2>doing these balancing tricks or doing cartwheels on two by fours.

1370
01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:52.360
<v Speaker 2>It's incredible. Yeah, it's genuinely this is.

1371
01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:53.920
<v Speaker 1>The moment that the movie is gonna win you over,

1372
01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:55.280
<v Speaker 1>if you haven't been one over already.

1373
01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:55.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1374
01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:57.880
<v Speaker 1>He has a lot of one upmanship with the townsmen

1375
01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:00.719
<v Speaker 1>and the brothers, right, That's why it's more and more

1376
01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:04.920
<v Speaker 1>acrobatic and like athletic as he goes on. So the

1377
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Pontipees are always getting the best of the local men, right,

1378
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:11.320
<v Speaker 1>and the women are just delighted by them.

1379
01:02:11.559 --> 01:02:14.599
<v Speaker 2>Such a good time for Benjamin spotting find the hot

1380
01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:16.840
<v Speaker 2>one during this scene. It's so fun.

1381
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:19.599
<v Speaker 3>He's back making out with Julie Newmar. I don't have

1382
01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:20.000
<v Speaker 3>to dance.

1383
01:02:20.159 --> 01:02:22.159
<v Speaker 1>It looks like Benjamin he's just has.

1384
01:02:22.039 --> 01:02:25.519
<v Speaker 2>A mirror is looking himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not

1385
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:28.880
<v Speaker 2>going to risk my knees for this. It's time for

1386
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:32.039
<v Speaker 2>a barn raisin, y'all. There's a contest to see what

1387
01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:34.360
<v Speaker 2>group of men can get their side of the barn

1388
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:37.519
<v Speaker 2>up fastest, and the Pontipiece enter as a team hoping

1389
01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:39.159
<v Speaker 2>to win the prize, a heifer.

1390
01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:42.320
<v Speaker 1>It's cute because there's like the prize is a heifer,

1391
01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:43.920
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, man, and then Millie's like, whoo, we

1392
01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:46.159
<v Speaker 1>could use a heifer. And then they all get into it.

1393
01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Millie says, we need that heifer.

1394
01:02:48.239 --> 01:02:50.159
<v Speaker 2>We gotta do it, we gotta do this. The rest

1395
01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:53.280
<v Speaker 2>of the locals immediately are like fuck that. They all

1396
01:02:53.320 --> 01:02:56.360
<v Speaker 2>form teams and once they start raising the barn, they

1397
01:02:56.400 --> 01:03:00.320
<v Speaker 2>start basically attacking the Pontepee brothers. They're like literally him

1398
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:02.119
<v Speaker 2>in the hands and feets with hammers. Hit one of

1399
01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:04.159
<v Speaker 2>them in the face of the two by four, I mean.

1400
01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:07.639
<v Speaker 1>One of them gets breens. Yeah, I'm shocked. The movie

1401
01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:11.239
<v Speaker 1>doesn't end there. Well, Frank's dead, that's it. We lost Frank.

1402
01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:14.440
<v Speaker 1>We lost Frankensnse, we lost Franknsonse rip.

1403
01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:16.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because like they're like.

1404
01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Someone at one point is like above what the Ponte brother,

1405
01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure which one it is, and like is

1406
01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:24.039
<v Speaker 1>like ten feet above him and drops a hammer on

1407
01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:26.519
<v Speaker 1>his head from ten feet up, and I'm like, okay,

1408
01:03:26.519 --> 01:03:29.440
<v Speaker 1>he'd be dead. There's just no chance he's still alive.

1409
01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Adam notices this, but then he also notices that his

1410
01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:36.320
<v Speaker 2>brothers every time are like apologizing to the man that

1411
01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:38.760
<v Speaker 2>attacked them. Oh my god, I'm sorry. My hand shouldn't

1412
01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:40.920
<v Speaker 2>have been there. Oh no, it's okay, no big deal.

1413
01:03:41.079 --> 01:03:45.440
<v Speaker 2>My fault, my fault. He is shocked. Why are they

1414
01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:48.000
<v Speaker 2>being so reticent to fight? I thought I taught you

1415
01:03:48.079 --> 01:03:51.679
<v Speaker 2>in the room that if someone attacks you, you attack back.

1416
01:03:53.119 --> 01:03:56.280
<v Speaker 2>That's the kill command. Come on, Gideon, that's how you

1417
01:03:56.320 --> 01:03:58.599
<v Speaker 2>know to eat. They tell him they're trying to impress

1418
01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:00.519
<v Speaker 2>the women. This is what Milly told to do. We

1419
01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:04.000
<v Speaker 2>don't fight anymore. We're gonna be pacifists now, and he's

1420
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:07.039
<v Speaker 2>disgusted his wife has turned them into a bunch of

1421
01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:13.039
<v Speaker 2>lily livered, chicken hearted lickspittles. How damn girl, Adam, you

1422
01:04:13.079 --> 01:04:15.639
<v Speaker 2>were born a street rat, You will die a street rat,

1423
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:18.119
<v Speaker 2>and only your fleas will mourn you.

1424
01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:22.039
<v Speaker 1>You're all prostitution horse. Yes, the one line I know

1425
01:04:22.079 --> 01:04:25.119
<v Speaker 1>from Real Housewives, truly, he's I love that line.

1426
01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:27.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually genuinely trying to think. The other one I

1427
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:31.360
<v Speaker 2>know is, oh, Denise, you're so angry. You're angry, Denise.

1428
01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Ouch uh. Finally one of the locals hits Adam and

1429
01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:41.719
<v Speaker 2>that Gideon cannot abide right. Russ Hamblin says, no, you

1430
01:04:41.760 --> 01:04:43.679
<v Speaker 2>can hit me all you want, but you will not

1431
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:44.840
<v Speaker 2>hit my captor.

1432
01:04:44.519 --> 01:04:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Brother brother, my father, brother, father, brother brother.

1433
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:52.039
<v Speaker 2>You won't do that. He has raised me from I

1434
01:04:52.039 --> 01:04:54.599
<v Speaker 2>don't know. We don't really know when their parents died.

1435
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:56.400
<v Speaker 2>It could have been last month, It could have been

1436
01:04:56.760 --> 01:04:57.639
<v Speaker 2>seventeen years.

1437
01:04:57.480 --> 01:04:59.880
<v Speaker 3>Ago, could have been when the minute the Gideon was

1438
01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:00.880
<v Speaker 3>you don't know.

1439
01:05:01.039 --> 01:05:03.400
<v Speaker 2>There is one line in the movie where like Adam

1440
01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:05.159
<v Speaker 2>says he wanted to get to Z but then one

1441
01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:07.000
<v Speaker 2>day chopped a tree and it fell on him or

1442
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:09.840
<v Speaker 2>something like that, and I'm like, it's hard to get

1443
01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:12.199
<v Speaker 2>a tree to fall on you when you're chopping it.

1444
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:13.679
<v Speaker 1>That's your job.

1445
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:14.360
<v Speaker 2>That's your job.

1446
01:05:14.440 --> 01:05:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Your job is a wood. Tree is your job, and

1447
01:05:17.840 --> 01:05:20.079
<v Speaker 1>you do not manage to successfully do tree.

1448
01:05:20.199 --> 01:05:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a problem.

1449
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:23.599
<v Speaker 2>You know how. Ken's job is beach. Your job is tree.

1450
01:05:23.639 --> 01:05:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Your job was tree, and you fucked up. You done

1451
01:05:26.320 --> 01:05:26.719
<v Speaker 3>fucked up.

1452
01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Your job is tree. Your job is barn. Your job

1453
01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:31.719
<v Speaker 2>is plow right. Yeah, that was intentional, I'll say it.

1454
01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:34.599
<v Speaker 2>He his wife pieced out. His wife was like fuck this.

1455
01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Eight men, yeah, and then he was like fuck this.

1456
01:05:37.280 --> 01:05:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Seven boys. Yeah.

1457
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Adam seems like he's got this under control. Surely he's

1458
01:05:40.960 --> 01:05:43.039
<v Speaker 1>not gonna start a weird sex cult up here.

1459
01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:46.679
<v Speaker 2>Adam's ten. He can handle this in any case. One

1460
01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:49.840
<v Speaker 2>of the locals hits Adam. Gideon fights back, He's like,

1461
01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:53.280
<v Speaker 2>fuck that, don't hit my brother. A melee erupts. That

1462
01:05:53.519 --> 01:05:57.679
<v Speaker 2>ends with the half raised barn collapsing back to the ground.

1463
01:05:57.960 --> 01:06:03.119
<v Speaker 2>The Pontippy brothers Victoria laugh in the wreckage, while Millie,

1464
01:06:03.280 --> 01:06:05.559
<v Speaker 2>seeing that all of her work has come to naught.

1465
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:08.000
<v Speaker 2>They've probably driven off these women that were supposed to

1466
01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:10.239
<v Speaker 2>come up here and help her get some of these

1467
01:06:10.239 --> 01:06:13.480
<v Speaker 2>skid marks out of this underwear. Honestly does anyone have

1468
01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:14.159
<v Speaker 2>any tricks.

1469
01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:17.280
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna take a platoon that we have no.

1470
01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:18.920
<v Speaker 2>What we have to burn these I need you to

1471
01:06:18.920 --> 01:06:20.920
<v Speaker 2>help me sew them new underwear. I can't make this

1472
01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:22.199
<v Speaker 2>as much underwear.

1473
01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:24.519
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, if you hang them around the trees around the house,

1474
01:06:24.559 --> 01:06:27.719
<v Speaker 1>I bet they'll scare away bears. True, that's that's a

1475
01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:30.639
<v Speaker 1>good reason to use some of those underwear around. Just

1476
01:06:30.679 --> 01:06:35.360
<v Speaker 1>bury them in the garden. You'll get great corn. I

1477
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:38.280
<v Speaker 1>may never eat again, Erica.

1478
01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:40.960
<v Speaker 2>That's about halfway through the movie. Shall we take a

1479
01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:44.400
<v Speaker 2>little commercial break here? Sure? All right, everyone stick around.

1480
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:46.480
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna come right back, and we're gonna finish taking

1481
01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:50.679
<v Speaker 2>you through the the feminist screed that is Seven Brides

1482
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:52.000
<v Speaker 2>for seven Brothers.

1483
01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:04.199
<v Speaker 3>And we're back that night after the melee.

1484
01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Back at the Pontivy House, Millie is caring for her

1485
01:07:07.760 --> 01:07:09.639
<v Speaker 1>brother's little battle scars.

1486
01:07:10.039 --> 01:07:12.039
<v Speaker 3>Like there's black eyes, there's.

1487
01:07:12.079 --> 01:07:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Barked knuckles, cuts and bruises, and someone do not forget

1488
01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:16.840
<v Speaker 1>got brains.

1489
01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:21.480
<v Speaker 2>One of them also says, kick in the pants.

1490
01:07:23.239 --> 01:07:25.559
<v Speaker 1>God damn this movie. You're not allowed to charm me,

1491
01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:28.559
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, what you are. I'd be great if one

1492
01:07:28.559 --> 01:07:31.760
<v Speaker 1>of them literally had like like brain matter coming out

1493
01:07:31.800 --> 01:07:33.679
<v Speaker 1>of his and his skull, and he's like, can you

1494
01:07:33.719 --> 01:07:36.159
<v Speaker 1>fix that? And she's like, no, no, no, I don't think

1495
01:07:36.199 --> 01:07:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I have enough. Witch Hazel, just go walking and just

1496
01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:43.320
<v Speaker 1>don't stop. Walk into the woods forever Son. So she's

1497
01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:46.000
<v Speaker 1>being very gentle with them, and she says she understands

1498
01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:48.840
<v Speaker 1>why they fought. Gideon walks out to the porch to

1499
01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:52.000
<v Speaker 1>find Adam, and Gideon asks, Adam, do you think I

1500
01:07:52.039 --> 01:07:54.280
<v Speaker 1>could be in love with the girl I met today?

1501
01:07:54.519 --> 01:07:57.559
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't happen that fast? This relationship is very sweet the

1502
01:07:57.599 --> 01:08:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Gideon Adam like the younger and older brother relationship because

1503
01:08:00.360 --> 01:08:02.480
<v Speaker 1>he really is a dad to him. We find out

1504
01:08:02.519 --> 01:08:05.840
<v Speaker 1>that not just getting in, all six of the brothers

1505
01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:09.760
<v Speaker 1>have fallen hopelessly head over heels butt crazy in love

1506
01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:13.639
<v Speaker 1>with Josh.

1507
01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:17.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes they have. Everyone must accept now these brothers are

1508
01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:20.680
<v Speaker 2>deeply romantically in love. This is not a lust situation.

1509
01:08:21.279 --> 01:08:23.560
<v Speaker 2>This is that I want to love, honor, and obey

1510
01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:25.159
<v Speaker 2>this woman for the rest of my days.

1511
01:08:25.239 --> 01:08:26.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is so important.

1512
01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that bar must be met in order for any

1513
01:08:29.840 --> 01:08:31.840
<v Speaker 1>of this to work. Huh, So that is the bar

1514
01:08:31.920 --> 01:08:34.399
<v Speaker 1>we're at, Like we are all but crazy, madly in

1515
01:08:34.439 --> 01:08:37.600
<v Speaker 1>love with these women that we met today. Adam says,

1516
01:08:37.640 --> 01:08:40.000
<v Speaker 1>you know what, getting in you might indeed be in love?

1517
01:08:40.119 --> 01:08:42.520
<v Speaker 1>You might indeed, and then he sings a repriese of

1518
01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:43.199
<v Speaker 1>when you're in.

1519
01:08:43.079 --> 01:08:45.199
<v Speaker 2>Love, Poor, you're in love.

1520
01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:50.079
<v Speaker 1>Millie wanders outside to listen to him sing and is touched,

1521
01:08:50.399 --> 01:08:52.279
<v Speaker 1>and she thinks to herself, you know what I do

1522
01:08:52.399 --> 01:08:53.319
<v Speaker 1>love that big galut.

1523
01:08:53.560 --> 01:08:56.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that big ape can be sweet sometimes sweet.

1524
01:08:56.479 --> 01:09:00.800
<v Speaker 1>He's such a sweet man. And he can bone. Yes,

1525
01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:04.800
<v Speaker 1>we forgot to mention. Boning down is what these two

1526
01:09:04.920 --> 01:09:05.640
<v Speaker 1>do best.

1527
01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a backwoodsman, but he's also a front woodsman,

1528
01:09:08.880 --> 01:09:09.600
<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying.

1529
01:09:11.239 --> 01:09:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Not afraid to get a little back with me.

1530
01:09:12.920 --> 01:09:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean exactly, He's not doesn't

1531
01:09:16.039 --> 01:09:20.159
<v Speaker 2>only work with wood, he works with pipe. Okay, he

1532
01:09:20.319 --> 01:09:22.600
<v Speaker 2>corns my cob better than anyone else I know.

1533
01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:28.960
<v Speaker 1>So Milly is like, oh, listen to my beautiful husband

1534
01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:31.600
<v Speaker 1>singing about being in love. And then when the song ends,

1535
01:09:31.600 --> 01:09:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Gideon's like, what about what about Courton? I mean, I

1536
01:09:35.000 --> 01:09:36.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to be able to win that girl

1537
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:39.920
<v Speaker 1>back after she's seen me fight everyone. Yeah, and Adam's like,

1538
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:43.880
<v Speaker 1>don't worry about it. If you can't get that one back.

1539
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:47.079
<v Speaker 1>One pretty woman is the same as the next.

1540
01:09:47.319 --> 01:09:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

1541
01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:52.199
<v Speaker 1>All women are completely and utterly interchangeable.

1542
01:09:52.359 --> 01:09:54.439
<v Speaker 2>They are here to cook and clean and birth.

1543
01:09:54.760 --> 01:09:56.359
<v Speaker 1>That is what I have learned.

1544
01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:58.640
<v Speaker 3>And of course Milly overhears all of this.

1545
01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Yep, we cut to winter. The six younger brothers sing

1546
01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:06.039
<v Speaker 2>lonesome pole cat about how they can't make no vows

1547
01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:08.359
<v Speaker 2>to a herd of cows. This is stupid.

1548
01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:10.640
<v Speaker 3>I would like to have seen them try.

1549
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I would have liked to have seen them be like Bessie, Elsie, Elsie.

1550
01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:18.760
<v Speaker 1>I noticed you looking at me the other day while

1551
01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:20.720
<v Speaker 1>you were chewing that cud uh huh. And I just

1552
01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:22.399
<v Speaker 1>want to say, I like the I like the cut

1553
01:10:22.399 --> 01:10:23.000
<v Speaker 1>of your jib.

1554
01:10:23.439 --> 01:10:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Mildred. I ain't ever seen no woman's tits, but your

1555
01:10:26.760 --> 01:10:28.560
<v Speaker 2>utter is breathtaking.

1556
01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Breath taking. Will you be my beloved.

1557
01:10:32.920 --> 01:10:36.279
<v Speaker 2>Listen, Bertha, your cowpats are the best manure we got.

1558
01:10:38.199 --> 01:10:41.840
<v Speaker 1>That tiny pink asshole just exciting every time I see it.

1559
01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:45.680
<v Speaker 1>What if the next time they come to town, not

1560
01:10:45.760 --> 01:10:48.000
<v Speaker 1>all of them, just one of them, just the one

1561
01:10:48.039 --> 01:10:49.119
<v Speaker 1>that never talks.

1562
01:10:49.199 --> 01:10:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Like valet Dancer, just.

1563
01:10:51.800 --> 01:10:53.199
<v Speaker 3>Comes down with like a cow.

1564
01:10:53.399 --> 01:10:55.119
<v Speaker 1>He puts a little hat on it with a veil

1565
01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:59.560
<v Speaker 1>and lipstick like a cartoon, and it's wearing a dress

1566
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:02.479
<v Speaker 1>he had to make for it. And then everyone's like,

1567
01:11:02.520 --> 01:11:04.760
<v Speaker 1>what happened, what's going on? That's like, that's his wife.

1568
01:11:04.920 --> 01:11:06.119
<v Speaker 2>Millies like, don't ask.

1569
01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:10.359
<v Speaker 1>That's his wife. We've decided to find it charming. He

1570
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:12.840
<v Speaker 1>does not have sex with the cow. We've we've made

1571
01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:17.039
<v Speaker 1>sure of that. The cow is intact, the cow has

1572
01:11:17.119 --> 01:11:18.039
<v Speaker 1>not been violated.

1573
01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:21.199
<v Speaker 2>The cow knows it cannot give in musiastic.

1574
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:34.079
<v Speaker 1>Consent, but we have decided to just let him have this.

1575
01:11:40.039 --> 01:11:45.159
<v Speaker 2>And so they sing this lonesome polecat song. They're like

1576
01:11:45.279 --> 01:11:47.720
<v Speaker 2>chopping wood and dancing in the snow. Maybe the first

1577
01:11:47.800 --> 01:11:50.960
<v Speaker 2>use of a splitting wedge in a musical. I'm trying

1578
01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:52.279
<v Speaker 2>to be country for it. You know what a splittant

1579
01:11:52.279 --> 01:11:52.680
<v Speaker 2>wedge is?

1580
01:11:52.800 --> 01:11:52.920
<v Speaker 1>No?

1581
01:11:53.119 --> 01:11:54.319
<v Speaker 3>Is that an axe?

1582
01:11:54.319 --> 01:11:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Thing?

1583
01:11:55.119 --> 01:11:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Is when you're when you're axing, you're axing the wood.

1584
01:12:00.199 --> 01:12:02.279
<v Speaker 2>When you're splitting wood. If you have a big piece

1585
01:12:02.319 --> 01:12:04.239
<v Speaker 2>of wood and you have it, you have the crack started,

1586
01:12:04.279 --> 01:12:07.159
<v Speaker 2>but it's difficult. You put the split in wedge spike

1587
01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:09.760
<v Speaker 2>in and you hit it through to complete to complete

1588
01:12:09.800 --> 01:12:10.319
<v Speaker 2>the splitting.

1589
01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:14.119
<v Speaker 3>The splitting. Yeah, very country that for you.

1590
01:12:14.119 --> 01:12:14.680
<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

1591
01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever chopped wood?

1592
01:12:17.279 --> 01:12:19.239
<v Speaker 2>I never chopped wood. I would my dad would chop

1593
01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:20.720
<v Speaker 2>wood and he would cut down trees and then we

1594
01:12:20.720 --> 01:12:22.920
<v Speaker 2>would gather it. But I never my brother was old

1595
01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:24.199
<v Speaker 2>enough to be given the acts. I never.

1596
01:12:24.199 --> 01:12:28.119
<v Speaker 3>Would it shock you to learn that I have chopped wood?

1597
01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:31.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh, because you did it on some like glamping rich

1598
01:12:31.439 --> 01:12:39.279
<v Speaker 2>lady trip where they were like, oh, hey, hey, Jennifer, Heather, Gloria,

1599
01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:41.000
<v Speaker 2>do you want to learn how to chop wood? And

1600
01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:44.640
<v Speaker 2>then some bufflanneled man named Dirk came out and he

1601
01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:46.920
<v Speaker 2>was like, all right, ladies, do you want me to

1602
01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:49.079
<v Speaker 2>show you how to chop wood? And you're like yes?

1603
01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:52.199
<v Speaker 3>And the handle, the handle was bedazzled.

1604
01:12:52.920 --> 01:12:56.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I pictured it for you, pink axe

1605
01:12:56.039 --> 01:13:01.520
<v Speaker 1>with a bedazzled hammer. That's not the way it went.

1606
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:03.880
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, it's a better story keeping it.

1607
01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:05.800
<v Speaker 1>We're keeping it in.

1608
01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:07.800
<v Speaker 6>Dark.

1609
01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:11.000
<v Speaker 1>And I are madly in love. We have been ever since.

1610
01:13:12.760 --> 01:13:16.319
<v Speaker 1>So Millie is you know about the barn doing her chores,

1611
01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:19.960
<v Speaker 1>she finds Benjamin hot, Benjamin hot Benjamin super hot, grassy

1612
01:13:20.199 --> 01:13:21.159
<v Speaker 1>Benjamin in the barn.

1613
01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:23.439
<v Speaker 3>He's moving some hay around.

1614
01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Roll me in the hey, Benjamin, honestly, Yeah, how do

1615
01:13:26.840 --> 01:13:30.520
<v Speaker 2>you think hot Benjamin is maintaining that pompadoor? Huh?

1616
01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Do you think there's real cream located somewhere on this

1617
01:13:34.159 --> 01:13:34.680
<v Speaker 1>on the farm.

1618
01:13:34.800 --> 01:13:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Before Millie I would say he's just probably using like lard.

1619
01:13:38.199 --> 01:13:40.000
<v Speaker 2>But now I feel like she wouldn't stand for that.

1620
01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She she she went down to the to the

1621
01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:46.199
<v Speaker 1>general store and bought some hair, got like one of

1622
01:13:46.199 --> 01:13:47.399
<v Speaker 1>those dice and air wraps.

1623
01:13:48.520 --> 01:13:50.600
<v Speaker 2>He had heard about moose and he just thought, he like,

1624
01:13:50.640 --> 01:13:52.520
<v Speaker 2>he just got his hands greasy on a moose hide

1625
01:13:52.600 --> 01:13:53.359
<v Speaker 2>and just slicked his hair.

1626
01:13:53.560 --> 01:13:55.560
<v Speaker 1>That's actually how it used to happen in the front

1627
01:13:55.520 --> 01:13:59.960
<v Speaker 1>of real moose in frontiers Land before, before moose was invented.

1628
01:14:00.239 --> 01:14:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1629
01:14:02.239 --> 01:14:05.760
<v Speaker 3>So Benjamin tells her, look, after this winter, I'm going

1630
01:14:05.800 --> 01:14:07.439
<v Speaker 3>to be leaving the farm, and she's like, wo wait,

1631
01:14:07.479 --> 01:14:08.439
<v Speaker 3>you're the prettiest one.

1632
01:14:08.960 --> 01:14:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Shit. And I was like, oh, I will leave this

1633
01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:11.600
<v Speaker 2>fucking movie.

1634
01:14:11.800 --> 01:14:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Aha. He's like, I can't live up here anymore. There's

1635
01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:17.800
<v Speaker 1>just nothing keeping me here. I want to be married.

1636
01:14:17.840 --> 01:14:19.479
<v Speaker 1>I want to have what you and Adam have, and

1637
01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:23.159
<v Speaker 1>Formillie doesn't have the courage to be like what Adam

1638
01:14:23.159 --> 01:14:26.439
<v Speaker 1>and I have is nothing. Yeah, because that guy sucks.

1639
01:14:27.399 --> 01:14:29.920
<v Speaker 1>This is the beginning of the Adam sucks portion of

1640
01:14:29.960 --> 01:14:32.880
<v Speaker 1>the film, and it will continue up until the last

1641
01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:34.199
<v Speaker 1>second of the movie.

1642
01:14:34.279 --> 01:14:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

1643
01:14:35.119 --> 01:14:37.319
<v Speaker 1>That is my one major flaw with this movie, aside

1644
01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:40.960
<v Speaker 1>from the incredibly dumb plot is but like Adam sue,

1645
01:14:41.079 --> 01:14:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Adam sus.

1646
01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:44.279
<v Speaker 2>The brothers are have the excuse because they've.

1647
01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Been roomed, but also they're awesome.

1648
01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:47.479
<v Speaker 1>They don't suit. None of them suck.

1649
01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:50.079
<v Speaker 2>Only Adam they sue in the beginning because they've been

1650
01:14:50.119 --> 01:14:53.960
<v Speaker 2>roomed because they literally don't know Betty. They've they've been

1651
01:14:54.039 --> 01:14:58.319
<v Speaker 2>room sucked by their abusive.

1652
01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Older brother by they're horrifying older brother. If the movie

1653
01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:03.039
<v Speaker 1>ended with all of them virtualistically killing Adam, I would

1654
01:15:03.079 --> 01:15:03.560
<v Speaker 1>get thrilled.

1655
01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:05.600
<v Speaker 2>If they'd done a midsommar on Adam and were like,

1656
01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:07.720
<v Speaker 2>we we are just going to honor Milly as our

1657
01:15:07.760 --> 01:15:08.920
<v Speaker 2>goddess from here on out.

1658
01:15:09.000 --> 01:15:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Ah, Jesus Christ, that's the perfect movie, now that you

1659
01:15:13.319 --> 01:15:16.720
<v Speaker 1>say that, that's what I want. So okay, So concerned,

1660
01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:19.199
<v Speaker 1>Millie runs out to Adam and she's like, Hey, your

1661
01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:21.640
<v Speaker 1>brothers are all in some kind of very deep funk

1662
01:15:21.880 --> 01:15:26.119
<v Speaker 1>from having the possibility of a woman's touch taken away.

1663
01:15:25.920 --> 01:15:30.279
<v Speaker 2>From them from finally understanding what their downstairs is there.

1664
01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:32.039
<v Speaker 3>For, what their peach kit cats are there for?

1665
01:15:32.399 --> 01:15:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Exactly? Their peachkit cats need peach kitty cats.

1666
01:15:35.800 --> 01:15:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, they're redwoods need

1667
01:15:37.560 --> 01:15:38.600
<v Speaker 1>polishing exactly.

1668
01:15:38.680 --> 01:15:41.640
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying exactly? Yes, exactly.

1669
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:44.720
<v Speaker 1>She's like, Look, they are grieving, they are miserable, they're

1670
01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:45.640
<v Speaker 1>going to leave us.

1671
01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:48.720
<v Speaker 2>They're walking around with full tents pitched in their pants

1672
01:15:48.760 --> 01:15:49.760
<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours a day.

1673
01:15:49.960 --> 01:15:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Hah.

1674
01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:54.119
<v Speaker 2>And they need to see a doctor. It's lasted too long.

1675
01:15:53.960 --> 01:15:56.279
<v Speaker 1>And those skid marks are coming back. Ye, and I

1676
01:15:56.359 --> 01:15:59.760
<v Speaker 1>am not cleaning them up anymore. I had taught these

1677
01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:01.880
<v Speaker 1>boys a white fair asses, and now they're for they're

1678
01:16:01.920 --> 01:16:05.760
<v Speaker 1>too depressed to remember. Adam's like, don't worry, I'll talk

1679
01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:08.359
<v Speaker 1>to them. I'll sort them all out. And she's like, excellent,

1680
01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:10.800
<v Speaker 1>thank you. Do you need me to supervise you while

1681
01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:12.680
<v Speaker 1>you do this? And he's like, nope, not at all.

1682
01:16:12.760 --> 01:16:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't worry about it. And she's like, okay, do

1683
01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:16.840
<v Speaker 1>I need to just give you some notes, some talking points?

1684
01:16:17.079 --> 01:16:18.680
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to bring the notes with you to

1685
01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:22.000
<v Speaker 1>the session, just memorize them in advance. Some bullets, you know,

1686
01:16:22.119 --> 01:16:25.000
<v Speaker 1>some bullets, just like run through And he's like, no, no, no,

1687
01:16:25.119 --> 01:16:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. And she's like, are you like, what about

1688
01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:30.359
<v Speaker 1>a dress? Rehearsal you and me just talk it through

1689
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:33.159
<v Speaker 1>with me from so that we're on the same page.

1690
01:16:33.279 --> 01:16:35.560
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm gonna surprise you, girl. I'm gonna riff.

1691
01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:36.399
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be jazz.

1692
01:16:36.479 --> 01:16:37.079
<v Speaker 2>I got this.

1693
01:16:37.239 --> 01:16:41.199
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I will not tell these boys anything that

1694
01:16:41.319 --> 01:16:45.560
<v Speaker 1>you would find untoward. And she's like, you know what,

1695
01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I believe I believe you.

1696
01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:49.479
<v Speaker 2>This is the only moment of Millie being an idiot

1697
01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:50.000
<v Speaker 2>in the home of it.

1698
01:16:50.159 --> 01:16:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I am good with you handling this situation.

1699
01:16:55.520 --> 01:16:56.079
<v Speaker 2>Be jazz.

1700
01:16:56.960 --> 01:17:00.439
<v Speaker 3>They cannot go wrong. This is gonna be excellent.

1701
01:17:00.720 --> 01:17:04.119
<v Speaker 2>So he finds his brothers in the barn. They're all

1702
01:17:04.199 --> 01:17:07.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of sitting around. Who turns it to go up

1703
01:17:07.399 --> 01:17:11.399
<v Speaker 2>to the barrack room and jok it because we gotta

1704
01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:14.399
<v Speaker 2>we gotta get the gotta get rid of this. These

1705
01:17:14.439 --> 01:17:15.920
<v Speaker 2>boners somehow.

1706
01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:18.960
<v Speaker 1>They're just doing a circle jerk in the barn. They're

1707
01:17:19.039 --> 01:17:21.239
<v Speaker 1>like a sad none of them are into it.

1708
01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Millie, Millie, we need hands. We need and moisturizer. Our

1709
01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:26.640
<v Speaker 2>hands are too rough. We want if your old a

1710
01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:27.720
<v Speaker 2>woman's hand feels like.

1711
01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Just the world's saddest circle jerk, well whistling.

1712
01:17:34.039 --> 01:17:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what would happen if this was the White

1713
01:17:36.640 --> 01:17:39.720
<v Speaker 2>lotus seven brides or seven brothers. Yeah, all right, So

1714
01:17:40.119 --> 01:17:43.439
<v Speaker 2>in an attempt to cheer his brothers up, Adam brings

1715
01:17:43.520 --> 01:17:46.439
<v Speaker 2>up the sabine woman. Remember remember how in the beginning

1716
01:17:46.880 --> 01:17:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Milly brought Plutarch's.

1717
01:17:48.359 --> 01:17:50.680
<v Speaker 3>Lives, So the only book he's ever read.

1718
01:17:50.800 --> 01:17:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now, like, look, some of this is on Milly

1719
01:17:53.319 --> 01:17:56.079
<v Speaker 1>because like if that's the only book he ever read,

1720
01:17:56.119 --> 01:17:58.000
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, well, this is how the world works

1721
01:17:58.279 --> 01:18:01.920
<v Speaker 1>because this this one text told me that, yeah, she

1722
01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:03.880
<v Speaker 1>should have brought the Babysitters Club.

1723
01:18:04.119 --> 01:18:06.159
<v Speaker 3>Yes, all of it, the whole series.

1724
01:18:06.279 --> 01:18:10.439
<v Speaker 2>You read one story about Claudia Kishi and you understand feminism.

1725
01:18:10.560 --> 01:18:13.159
<v Speaker 1>You let Christy tell you how it is.

1726
01:18:13.119 --> 01:18:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Going to go.

1727
01:18:14.000 --> 01:18:16.520
<v Speaker 2>You let Mary Anne Watson teach you how to feel.

1728
01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes, suh.

1729
01:18:17.840 --> 01:18:20.560
<v Speaker 2>You let Stacy McGill help you understand the struggle of

1730
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:22.239
<v Speaker 2>the diabetic If they need.

1731
01:18:22.239 --> 01:18:25.600
<v Speaker 1>If they need male influences, the hardy boys, they're right there.

1732
01:18:25.760 --> 01:18:29.079
<v Speaker 2>Nancy Drew Logan is in the Babysitters Club, a great

1733
01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:32.600
<v Speaker 2>first boyfriend from Marianne. If you want to understand California,

1734
01:18:32.960 --> 01:18:34.479
<v Speaker 2>Don Schaefer is there.

1735
01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:39.479
<v Speaker 1>Ha ha, I love how deep you go with the

1736
01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Babysitterzen you fuck with the Babysitters Club.

1737
01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:47.439
<v Speaker 2>Mallory Pike grew up with eight kids. She understands Adam's place.

1738
01:18:47.319 --> 01:18:49.520
<v Speaker 3>And she's also a famous ginger.

1739
01:18:49.640 --> 01:18:53.079
<v Speaker 2>And Jesse Ramsey is a dancer. It's perfect for them.

1740
01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it really is perfect for them. We

1741
01:18:57.079 --> 01:18:59.720
<v Speaker 1>need a Seven Brides Babysitters Club crossover.

1742
01:18:59.399 --> 01:19:08.079
<v Speaker 2>Crossover yesterday a Terpsichorian crossover. So in case anyone listening

1743
01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:13.960
<v Speaker 2>is not familiar with the rape of the Sabine Woman, essentially,

1744
01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:16.199
<v Speaker 2>the Romans were low on women.

1745
01:19:17.119 --> 01:19:18.880
<v Speaker 3>Paul, Yeah, I'm going to stop you right there.

1746
01:19:18.960 --> 01:19:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1747
01:19:19.479 --> 01:19:21.479
<v Speaker 1>Would it thrill you to know that I have the

1748
01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:25.039
<v Speaker 1>entire lyrics up right now on my computers. Yes, for

1749
01:19:25.359 --> 01:19:28.079
<v Speaker 1>sob and women. Please, I'm gonna do this. I'm not

1750
01:19:28.079 --> 01:19:30.119
<v Speaker 1>going to sing it. I'm just gonna read it out

1751
01:19:30.159 --> 01:19:33.119
<v Speaker 1>loud like the poetry that it is. Tell you about them,

1752
01:19:33.199 --> 01:19:37.039
<v Speaker 1>sob and women, Sobin Sob as in crying s Obb.

1753
01:19:37.199 --> 01:19:38.479
<v Speaker 2>I an apostrophe, as in.

1754
01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:42.079
<v Speaker 1>Weeping Women who lived in the Roman days. It seems

1755
01:19:42.119 --> 01:19:44.960
<v Speaker 1>that they all went swimen while their men was off

1756
01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:48.640
<v Speaker 1>to graze, while a Roman troop was riding by and

1757
01:19:48.720 --> 01:19:53.720
<v Speaker 1>saw them in their me oh my, oh oh, so

1758
01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:56.439
<v Speaker 1>they took them all back home to dry least, that's

1759
01:19:56.479 --> 01:20:01.439
<v Speaker 1>what Plutarch says. Oh yeah, them, a woman was sobbin, sobin, sobin,

1760
01:20:01.560 --> 01:20:05.880
<v Speaker 1>fit to be tied. Every muscle was throbbing, throbbing from

1761
01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:07.159
<v Speaker 1>that riotous rise.

1762
01:20:07.319 --> 01:20:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Every love muscle was throbbing, throbbing.

1763
01:20:09.119 --> 01:20:12.880
<v Speaker 3>I think, oh oh, they cried and kissed and kissed and.

1764
01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Cried all over that Roman countryside. So don't forget that

1765
01:20:17.079 --> 01:20:18.520
<v Speaker 1>when you're taking a bride.

1766
01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh then women was sobbing, sob and sobbin. It's like

1767
01:20:21.399 --> 01:20:24.279
<v Speaker 2>this very upbeat, like so cheerful, ho down.

1768
01:20:24.239 --> 01:20:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one hundred percent. Okay, I'm gonna stop there for

1769
01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:30.359
<v Speaker 1>a second and just go to Like later on in

1770
01:20:30.399 --> 01:20:33.279
<v Speaker 1>the song, Caleb, one of the brothers goes, now, when

1771
01:20:33.279 --> 01:20:35.920
<v Speaker 1>their men folk went to fetch them them, women would

1772
01:20:35.920 --> 01:20:39.159
<v Speaker 1>not be fetched. So they enjoyed the kidnapping and rape.

1773
01:20:39.199 --> 01:20:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Is what this song is implying. It's not implying, it's outright,

1774
01:20:42.600 --> 01:20:43.800
<v Speaker 1>out right saying it. It's outright saying.

1775
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:45.680
<v Speaker 2>He's saying it with a bouncy tune. Those you don't

1776
01:20:45.680 --> 01:20:46.159
<v Speaker 2>really hear it.

1777
01:20:46.199 --> 01:20:49.279
<v Speaker 1>These weeping, sobbing women that were carted off by the

1778
01:20:49.359 --> 01:20:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Romans and forced into like slave sexual slavery were so

1779
01:20:54.079 --> 01:20:56.439
<v Speaker 1>impressed with what the Romans.

1780
01:20:56.039 --> 01:20:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Had to offer with that Roman pasta.

1781
01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:01.319
<v Speaker 1>With their pennies.

1782
01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:03.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they had a penne and one plate in Yoki,

1783
01:21:03.439 --> 01:21:04.279
<v Speaker 2>and they were like done.

1784
01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, that's true. Like back in Roman times, if you'd

1785
01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.520
<v Speaker 1>be like kidnapped me from my rural farm somewhere and

1786
01:21:10.560 --> 01:21:12.439
<v Speaker 1>I'd been like, no, I will not stay here, and

1787
01:21:12.439 --> 01:21:14.800
<v Speaker 1>then you handed me a plate of carbonara, I would

1788
01:21:14.800 --> 01:21:16.399
<v Speaker 1>have been like, okay, okay, it done.

1789
01:21:16.439 --> 01:21:16.880
<v Speaker 2>This works.

1790
01:21:17.079 --> 01:21:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I am submissive. Now what do you mean can I get?

1791
01:21:20.600 --> 01:21:24.119
<v Speaker 1>Can I guest some parmesan for this? Yeah? So okay.

1792
01:21:24.239 --> 01:21:26.760
<v Speaker 1>So when the men folk went to fetch him them

1793
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:29.479
<v Speaker 1>women would not be fetched. It seems the Romans catched

1794
01:21:29.520 --> 01:21:32.800
<v Speaker 1>them and their ladies stayed catched. Just last line, I

1795
01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:33.920
<v Speaker 1>want to read everyone.

1796
01:21:33.600 --> 01:21:35.520
<v Speaker 3>This is Adam, the film's hero.

1797
01:21:35.880 --> 01:21:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Adam. Now let this be because it's true. A lesson

1798
01:21:39.600 --> 01:21:43.079
<v Speaker 1>to the likes of you treat them rough like them

1799
01:21:43.199 --> 01:21:47.760
<v Speaker 1>romans there do, or else they'll think you're touched as

1800
01:21:47.800 --> 01:21:51.359
<v Speaker 1>in touched as in not manly. Treat them rough like

1801
01:21:51.640 --> 01:21:52.880
<v Speaker 1>them they're Romans do.

1802
01:21:53.800 --> 01:21:56.439
<v Speaker 2>I also enjoyed the line they acted angry and annoyed,

1803
01:21:56.479 --> 01:21:58.079
<v Speaker 2>but secretly they was overjoyed.

1804
01:21:58.399 --> 01:22:00.520
<v Speaker 1>If they just put one line in about the carbonara,

1805
01:22:00.520 --> 01:22:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I would have understood, help me help you out.

1806
01:22:02.600 --> 01:22:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I would have been on the Roman side.

1807
01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1808
01:22:05.039 --> 01:22:08.800
<v Speaker 3>If they'd been like, hang on a second prosecco.

1809
01:22:10.199 --> 01:22:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Think about it, think about it. So, after all of

1810
01:22:13.560 --> 01:22:17.720
<v Speaker 2>this convincing, solid logic, no notes, they resolve they're going

1811
01:22:17.800 --> 01:22:20.680
<v Speaker 2>to head to town that very night to kidnap their

1812
01:22:20.760 --> 01:22:21.399
<v Speaker 2>lady loves.

1813
01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:24.640
<v Speaker 1>They're kidnapping these women. The word kidnap is used in

1814
01:22:24.680 --> 01:22:26.039
<v Speaker 1>the movie. By the way, the movie.

1815
01:22:25.960 --> 01:22:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Multiple times understands what we're doing.

1816
01:22:28.960 --> 01:22:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Adam is driving the sledge. They head into town.

1817
01:22:32.359 --> 01:22:35.840
<v Speaker 2>They find the different women they impressed upon at various points,

1818
01:22:35.920 --> 01:22:37.479
<v Speaker 2>like a couple of the women are walking out of

1819
01:22:37.520 --> 01:22:39.800
<v Speaker 2>their house. One of the women is about to kiss

1820
01:22:39.800 --> 01:22:41.720
<v Speaker 2>her her boyfriend good night. One of the women is

1821
01:22:41.720 --> 01:22:45.279
<v Speaker 2>putting a pie in the windowsill and just gets sucked

1822
01:22:45.279 --> 01:22:47.520
<v Speaker 2>out of the window like.

1823
01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:50.439
<v Speaker 1>A fucking alien abduction. I just want to reemphasize something

1824
01:22:50.439 --> 01:22:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Paul said. They are abducted. They're not like lured out.

1825
01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:55.840
<v Speaker 1>They're not like, come here, do you want to come

1826
01:22:55.920 --> 01:22:59.159
<v Speaker 1>up with me? They are grabbed, a sack is put

1827
01:22:59.199 --> 01:23:02.279
<v Speaker 1>over their heads, yet are hauled off physically.

1828
01:23:01.840 --> 01:23:03.239
<v Speaker 2>And they scream and struggle.

1829
01:23:03.520 --> 01:23:06.840
<v Speaker 1>YEP. At one point one of the men just goes mew,

1830
01:23:07.079 --> 01:23:07.960
<v Speaker 1>like stands out, Oh.

1831
01:23:07.960 --> 01:23:09.920
<v Speaker 2>My god, that's Russ Samblin, and it's so funny.

1832
01:23:10.479 --> 01:23:14.319
<v Speaker 1>It just starts going meow, meow, and then like they're like, oh,

1833
01:23:14.439 --> 01:23:17.840
<v Speaker 1>go see what the cat wants. And then it's so weird.

1834
01:23:18.079 --> 01:23:18.479
<v Speaker 7>So weird.

1835
01:23:18.520 --> 01:23:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Well because the first they send the girl's boyfriend, he

1836
01:23:22.079 --> 01:23:24.760
<v Speaker 2>goes out hot Benjamin is there Hot Benjamin knocks him

1837
01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:28.079
<v Speaker 2>out and he's like, hurry up to rust Damblin's, who goes, wow, wow,

1838
01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:35.239
<v Speaker 2>what is happening? So they kidnap these women. They drag

1839
01:23:35.319 --> 01:23:37.560
<v Speaker 2>them back to the sledge, and Adam heads off, just

1840
01:23:37.600 --> 01:23:40.720
<v Speaker 2>as the town folk collectively realize that a mass kidnapping

1841
01:23:40.760 --> 01:23:44.199
<v Speaker 2>is happening and give chase. Adam spurs the horses on

1842
01:23:44.279 --> 01:23:46.960
<v Speaker 2>as the brothers keep their various kidnapping Victor, I mean

1843
01:23:46.960 --> 01:23:51.319
<v Speaker 2>girlfriends quiet, right, They're literally holding their hands over their

1844
01:23:51.359 --> 01:23:56.479
<v Speaker 2>mouths because Erica, they are approaching Chekhov's Mountain pass. The

1845
01:23:56.520 --> 01:24:00.119
<v Speaker 2>potpiece sneak past the danger zone and then Adam's like like,

1846
01:24:00.159 --> 01:24:02.399
<v Speaker 2>all right, let them go. They let go of their hands,

1847
01:24:02.439 --> 01:24:04.439
<v Speaker 2>all the women scream. The pont top be brothers start

1848
01:24:04.439 --> 01:24:08.199
<v Speaker 2>firing guns into the air. They set off Chekhov's Avalanche.

1849
01:24:08.239 --> 01:24:10.600
<v Speaker 2>It looks like Tony Montana sneezed at the end of

1850
01:24:11.119 --> 01:24:14.479
<v Speaker 2>the end of Scarface. I actually think that for the time,

1851
01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:15.960
<v Speaker 2>the special effect is pretty good.

1852
01:24:16.000 --> 01:24:17.640
<v Speaker 3>I think so too. Yeah.

1853
01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:21.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they block the pass up, so they have successfully

1854
01:24:21.159 --> 01:24:24.119
<v Speaker 2>cut off the town until the spring thaw. Right, that's

1855
01:24:24.159 --> 01:24:27.399
<v Speaker 2>what That's what we learned earlier, Right, you block the pass,

1856
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:30.880
<v Speaker 2>ain't knowing getting through. Unfortunately, in the rush of everything,

1857
01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:34.640
<v Speaker 2>in their excitement to kidnap their girlfriends, they have forgotten

1858
01:24:34.680 --> 01:24:37.039
<v Speaker 2>to kidnap the parson as well. And I want to

1859
01:24:37.039 --> 01:24:37.880
<v Speaker 2>place blame here.

1860
01:24:38.279 --> 01:24:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

1861
01:24:38.920 --> 01:24:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm gonna have a kidnapping plot. And there are

1862
01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:44.720
<v Speaker 2>six girlfriends and one parson to kidnap, and there are

1863
01:24:44.800 --> 01:24:47.600
<v Speaker 2>six men that are off to get these six girlfriends,

1864
01:24:47.640 --> 01:24:49.960
<v Speaker 2>and one man that sits in the sledge.

1865
01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:51.640
<v Speaker 1>The whole time, dick older brother.

1866
01:24:51.640 --> 01:24:56.000
<v Speaker 2>And doesn't kidnap the parson. Guess whose fault it is

1867
01:24:56.039 --> 01:24:57.039
<v Speaker 2>that the parson was.

1868
01:24:57.000 --> 01:24:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Not kidnapped the dick.

1869
01:24:59.279 --> 01:24:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Dick older brother.

1870
01:25:00.439 --> 01:25:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah, captain asshole.

1871
01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:07.840
<v Speaker 2>So there's no one to perform the weddings and Erica. Look,

1872
01:25:07.880 --> 01:25:10.960
<v Speaker 2>the Pannabee brothers might kidnap on suspecting women, but they

1873
01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:12.920
<v Speaker 2>draw the line at premarital relations.

1874
01:25:13.000 --> 01:25:13.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's nice.

1875
01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:14.439
<v Speaker 2>That is nice.

1876
01:25:14.479 --> 01:25:17.399
<v Speaker 1>That's good for them, and extra good for the terrified

1877
01:25:17.479 --> 01:25:18.760
<v Speaker 1>women they've kidnapped.

1878
01:25:20.119 --> 01:25:21.039
<v Speaker 3>Does this movie age?

1879
01:25:21.039 --> 01:25:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's fine. Fine, it's fine. It's historically accurate.

1880
01:25:25.000 --> 01:25:28.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this apparently happened in the Foundation of Rome.

1881
01:25:28.560 --> 01:25:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. This is why you don't give him Plutarch's lives.

1882
01:25:31.560 --> 01:25:33.359
<v Speaker 2>You could give him even if it's not feminist. Give

1883
01:25:33.399 --> 01:25:35.119
<v Speaker 2>him the DaVinci code. That's fine.

1884
01:25:35.159 --> 01:25:37.520
<v Speaker 3>He'll learn some shit. Yeah, learn about Florence.

1885
01:25:37.560 --> 01:25:38.119
<v Speaker 1>It'll be great.

1886
01:25:38.159 --> 01:25:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Give him a Stella got her groove back, expand his horizons.

1887
01:25:42.439 --> 01:25:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Give him Hunt for Red October. They'll learn about submarines.

1888
01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:46.279
<v Speaker 2>They'll love that.

1889
01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:50.079
<v Speaker 1>He'll love that novel. The brothers bring their women back

1890
01:25:50.119 --> 01:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>to the cabin, where a horrified. Millie is like, oh,

1891
01:25:53.479 --> 01:25:56.359
<v Speaker 1>we should have gone over your talking points.

1892
01:25:56.439 --> 01:25:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I see where I went wrong when you said jazz.

1893
01:25:58.960 --> 01:25:59.960
<v Speaker 2>That's why I should have cut this up.

1894
01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:02.800
<v Speaker 1>There should have been a prep session this, this, this

1895
01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:07.279
<v Speaker 1>has gone horribly awry. She comforts the victims and throws

1896
01:26:07.319 --> 01:26:09.640
<v Speaker 1>the brothers all out of the house. She's like, you

1897
01:26:09.720 --> 01:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>will all sleep in the barn with the rest of

1898
01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:14.119
<v Speaker 1>the livestock. As long as the women are in this house.

1899
01:26:14.479 --> 01:26:18.199
<v Speaker 1>You're not sleeping here. Fuck all, y'all. The six younger

1900
01:26:18.199 --> 01:26:21.760
<v Speaker 1>brothers are chastised. They listened to Millie. They're like, you

1901
01:26:21.800 --> 01:26:23.680
<v Speaker 1>know what now that you set.

1902
01:26:23.520 --> 01:26:25.520
<v Speaker 2>It out loud, Yeah, I heard it when you said it.

1903
01:26:25.600 --> 01:26:27.359
<v Speaker 1>When as soon as you say it out loud, I

1904
01:26:27.399 --> 01:26:29.920
<v Speaker 1>realized this plan maybe did not have the legs I

1905
01:26:29.920 --> 01:26:30.439
<v Speaker 1>thought it did.

1906
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Adam said it in this way that it just sounded good.

1907
01:26:33.439 --> 01:26:36.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we really thought that. Now that, now that

1908
01:26:36.520 --> 01:26:41.479
<v Speaker 1>we've worked out all the fighter points, the legalese, yeah,

1909
01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:44.880
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, this probably wasn't such a great idea. Yeah, sorry,

1910
01:26:45.039 --> 01:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>our bed.

1911
01:26:45.560 --> 01:26:47.039
<v Speaker 2>Our bet we are gonna go to the barn with

1912
01:26:47.079 --> 01:26:47.560
<v Speaker 2>that argument.

1913
01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1914
01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:50.319
<v Speaker 3>Adam, however, is like.

1915
01:26:50.520 --> 01:26:55.960
<v Speaker 1>How a dare you woman? He is humiliated by his

1916
01:26:56.000 --> 01:26:59.720
<v Speaker 1>wife's Hutzpah, how dare she contradict him in front of

1917
01:26:59.800 --> 01:27:02.720
<v Speaker 1>not just his brothers but his future sister in laws.

1918
01:27:02.800 --> 01:27:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Think he's gonna have to room her too.

1919
01:27:04.600 --> 01:27:05.520
<v Speaker 6>Ah.

1920
01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:07.840
<v Speaker 1>He heads to the barn and tells the brothers that

1921
01:27:07.920 --> 01:27:11.359
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna go to the Pontipees trapping cabin until the

1922
01:27:11.439 --> 01:27:15.920
<v Speaker 1>spring thaw. What, I'm sorry, we had another property. There's

1923
01:27:15.960 --> 01:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>a second property this family owns. Yeah, fuck you, man,

1924
01:27:21.479 --> 01:27:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that that would have been good information

1925
01:27:24.079 --> 01:27:26.279
<v Speaker 1>to have earlier in the movie.

1926
01:27:25.720 --> 01:27:28.199
<v Speaker 2>How many cabins do you think they had? There's a

1927
01:27:28.239 --> 01:27:31.760
<v Speaker 2>trapping cabin, a hunting cabin, a shitting cabin, a fishing cabin.

1928
01:27:32.399 --> 01:27:34.399
<v Speaker 1>A Late Night with Stephen Colbert.

1929
01:27:34.039 --> 01:27:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Cabin, a Jorkin cabin. They need to have a jork

1930
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:37.520
<v Speaker 2>And cabin, the same.

1931
01:27:37.399 --> 01:27:39.680
<v Speaker 1>One as the Late Night with Stephen Colbert cabin. Okay,

1932
01:27:39.680 --> 01:27:42.800
<v Speaker 1>they just really enjoy Stephen Colbert's humor. Absolutely, Who wouldn't

1933
01:27:43.479 --> 01:27:44.239
<v Speaker 1>that's funny.

1934
01:27:44.520 --> 01:27:45.840
<v Speaker 3>So basically he fucks off.

1935
01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:47.760
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm gonna go sit in this other cabin

1936
01:27:47.800 --> 01:27:50.840
<v Speaker 1>by myself because my wife has thoughts and I don't

1937
01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:51.119
<v Speaker 1>like that.

1938
01:27:51.319 --> 01:27:51.640
<v Speaker 6>M M.

1939
01:27:52.119 --> 01:27:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Gideon runs the house. He begs Millie to speak with Adam,

1940
01:27:54.880 --> 01:27:57.520
<v Speaker 1>but she says Adam has to learn that he cannot

1941
01:27:57.520 --> 01:28:00.800
<v Speaker 1>treat people like this, that women are now write this

1942
01:28:00.840 --> 01:28:04.520
<v Speaker 1>one down, Gideon, huh not chattle? Uh huh, thank you?

1943
01:28:04.600 --> 01:28:05.760
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, what is chattle means?

1944
01:28:05.800 --> 01:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, oh, you couldn't have kidnapped some books.

1945
01:28:10.199 --> 01:28:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ. So we now get a little bit of

1946
01:28:13.359 --> 01:28:16.000
<v Speaker 2>a montage, right. The brothers maintain the farm, they stay

1947
01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:17.760
<v Speaker 2>in the barn, They do not come into the house.

1948
01:28:18.000 --> 01:28:21.319
<v Speaker 2>The women start to get their revenge, shall we say,

1949
01:28:21.359 --> 01:28:24.520
<v Speaker 2>on them. They they're throwing snowballs on them. They're dumping

1950
01:28:24.600 --> 01:28:26.800
<v Speaker 2>water on them while they're outside, like shoveling the walk.

1951
01:28:26.840 --> 01:28:28.600
<v Speaker 2>They should be jump dumping chamber pots.

1952
01:28:28.760 --> 01:28:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Frankly, frankly, does she be just like a hail of tampons?

1953
01:28:32.880 --> 01:28:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1954
01:28:33.319 --> 01:28:35.520
<v Speaker 3>I used tampons and these men.

1955
01:28:35.479 --> 01:28:38.560
<v Speaker 2>There is a great moment where Dorcas. Can we just

1956
01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:42.479
<v Speaker 2>briefly talk about the hilarity of naming Julie Newmar Dorcas. Yes,

1957
01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I know it's a real name, it's a biblical name.

1958
01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I know it, but like Dorcas Dorcas, Yeah, leave it

1959
01:28:48.840 --> 01:28:52.560
<v Speaker 2>to the once in future catwoman to spike her snowballs

1960
01:28:52.560 --> 01:28:54.640
<v Speaker 2>with rocks. So when she hits Benjamin, he's.

1961
01:28:54.520 --> 01:28:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Like, OW love you.

1962
01:28:56.800 --> 01:28:58.640
<v Speaker 5>That really hurt.

1963
01:29:01.159 --> 01:29:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Still, Erica, they just can't resist those Pontipe brothers. There's

1964
01:29:05.319 --> 01:29:09.039
<v Speaker 2>actually a very cute sequence where Millie's inside she's like

1965
01:29:09.119 --> 01:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>reading from the Bible to actually she's reading the Sabine women.

1966
01:29:12.920 --> 01:29:16.159
<v Speaker 2>I think to all these girls, the brothers like knock

1967
01:29:16.199 --> 01:29:17.880
<v Speaker 2>on the door and they each have a different problem.

1968
01:29:17.920 --> 01:29:19.359
<v Speaker 2>When I was like, can I get a blanket please,

1969
01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>and she's like okay. And the next one knocks on

1970
01:29:20.880 --> 01:29:23.199
<v Speaker 2>the door and he's like, I need some linen liniment.

1971
01:29:23.279 --> 01:29:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I have a sore leg. She's like okay, And then

1972
01:29:24.800 --> 01:29:26.079
<v Speaker 2>knock on the door and there's all of them and

1973
01:29:26.119 --> 01:29:27.520
<v Speaker 2>she's like, just come in and get what you need.

1974
01:29:27.720 --> 01:29:30.000
<v Speaker 2>And every time they walk in like they're designated girl.

1975
01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:35.079
<v Speaker 2>It's like who the women Erica start to thaw long

1976
01:29:35.159 --> 01:29:36.319
<v Speaker 2>before the weather does.

1977
01:29:36.479 --> 01:29:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well these guys are hot.

1978
01:29:38.039 --> 01:29:40.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know if did anyone take notes earlier

1979
01:29:40.239 --> 01:29:42.800
<v Speaker 1>and I when the most crucial thing to wooing a

1980
01:29:42.840 --> 01:29:44.199
<v Speaker 1>woman is just being attractive.

1981
01:29:44.640 --> 01:29:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there will be a test later.

1982
01:29:46.159 --> 01:29:47.239
<v Speaker 3>These boys all.

1983
01:29:48.039 --> 01:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>All but one. Let's get there's one there's one. There's

1984
01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:52.000
<v Speaker 1>one that doesn't pass the test.

1985
01:29:53.319 --> 01:29:56.439
<v Speaker 2>He has a goofy charm. Yeah, if that's your type,

1986
01:29:56.439 --> 01:29:59.000
<v Speaker 2>if you like a little nerd, he does it. And

1987
01:29:59.039 --> 01:30:01.239
<v Speaker 2>you know what, he's a damn or so. The body

1988
01:30:01.760 --> 01:30:02.520
<v Speaker 2>is slick.

1989
01:30:02.800 --> 01:30:04.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true, that's fair.

1990
01:30:04.199 --> 01:30:05.800
<v Speaker 2>But the face, the face is rough.

1991
01:30:06.119 --> 01:30:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Face. The face card does decline. As the winter wears on,

1992
01:30:12.760 --> 01:30:15.680
<v Speaker 1>the girls start to get cabin fever. And by cabin fever,

1993
01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:19.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean their bloomers are boiling locked up in the

1994
01:30:19.840 --> 01:30:25.239
<v Speaker 1>boy's old barrack. Dorcas, Oh geez, Louise, Julie Newmar, this

1995
01:30:25.319 --> 01:30:29.159
<v Speaker 1>is Catwoman. We're not calling her doorcass, I refuse. Catwoman

1996
01:30:29.239 --> 01:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>gets a mischievous glint in her eye, and she wonders

1997
01:30:31.880 --> 01:30:35.199
<v Speaker 1>which of the brother's beds she's sleeping in, and like

1998
01:30:35.359 --> 01:30:37.800
<v Speaker 1>she goes full Catwoman, and I'm like, it's actually a

1999
01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:38.399
<v Speaker 1>little like.

2000
01:30:40.960 --> 01:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>The same thought.

2001
01:30:42.119 --> 01:30:44.239
<v Speaker 1>She like lays down on her stomach on the bed

2002
01:30:44.279 --> 01:30:47.159
<v Speaker 1>and is kind of like like rubbing up against the sheets.

2003
01:30:46.800 --> 01:30:49.680
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, this is a movie that holds

2004
01:30:49.760 --> 01:30:55.520
<v Speaker 2>it's like biblical uh uh beliefs, very forward uh huh. Yeah.

2005
01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:58.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So she's like, hmm, I wonder who's bed I'm in?

2006
01:30:58.079 --> 01:30:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if I'm in.

2007
01:30:58.880 --> 01:31:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Benja just starts big a pillow.

2008
01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:08.640
<v Speaker 1>The other women are scandalized, Oh, dorkiss cat woman, how

2009
01:31:08.760 --> 01:31:11.159
<v Speaker 1>dare you? And they like one of them turns her

2010
01:31:11.159 --> 01:31:14.199
<v Speaker 1>nose up at her, and another one goes, wait a minute,

2011
01:31:14.199 --> 01:31:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I see you looking out the window at the men

2012
01:31:15.960 --> 01:31:17.000
<v Speaker 1>as they're doing their chores.

2013
01:31:17.039 --> 01:31:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Every time Frankin sends trots that hot little ass past

2014
01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:21.800
<v Speaker 2>the window, you're up there. Your nose is pressed up

2015
01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:24.680
<v Speaker 2>against it like Charlie Bucket out of chocolate factory.

2016
01:31:24.800 --> 01:31:25.319
<v Speaker 1>Ha ha.

2017
01:31:25.920 --> 01:31:27.439
<v Speaker 3>And she's like, how dare you?

2018
01:31:27.479 --> 01:31:29.239
<v Speaker 1>And the other one's like, I heard you rubbing went

2019
01:31:29.279 --> 01:31:33.000
<v Speaker 1>out the other night and screaming out Caleb's name.

2020
01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:35.439
<v Speaker 2>Thinking about Caleb's dumper. I know what you did.

2021
01:31:37.279 --> 01:31:41.680
<v Speaker 1>The massive amount of pheromones and horniness that's in this room.

2022
01:31:41.840 --> 01:31:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Their periods have also by this time, saying.

2023
01:31:43.640 --> 01:31:45.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh, they have definitely all sank.

2024
01:31:45.319 --> 01:31:46.720
<v Speaker 2>They are.

2025
01:31:46.840 --> 01:31:50.520
<v Speaker 1>They are a coven of horny, horned up women and

2026
01:31:50.560 --> 01:31:52.159
<v Speaker 1>the only way they could get it out is a

2027
01:31:52.279 --> 01:31:55.479
<v Speaker 1>fucking fist fight, and they do. They end up fighting

2028
01:31:55.520 --> 01:31:57.640
<v Speaker 1>each other. It's like a melee, just like the brothers

2029
01:31:57.680 --> 01:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>at the beginning of the movie. They've lost their mind.

2030
01:32:00.680 --> 01:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Millie runs in and stops them by revealing that she's pregnant. Okay,

2031
01:32:05.840 --> 01:32:08.039
<v Speaker 1>that gets everyone to shut up. What now?

2032
01:32:08.119 --> 01:32:08.399
<v Speaker 2>What?

2033
01:32:08.640 --> 01:32:09.119
<v Speaker 1>What now?

2034
01:32:09.640 --> 01:32:13.920
<v Speaker 3>They're all like a baby, and I'm.

2035
01:32:13.720 --> 01:32:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Like, there's no hospital, there's barely running water. I don't

2036
01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:17.800
<v Speaker 1>love this for anyone.

2037
01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

2038
01:32:18.399 --> 01:32:20.760
<v Speaker 1>They're like, oh, we'll help you give birth in the

2039
01:32:20.880 --> 01:32:24.560
<v Speaker 1>spring when the time comes. Oh a spring baby, how delightful.

2040
01:32:24.680 --> 01:32:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Like they're all into bully. Millie then leaves, and the

2041
01:32:28.880 --> 01:32:32.399
<v Speaker 1>women sing a song called June Bride about how excited

2042
01:32:32.399 --> 01:32:34.439
<v Speaker 1>they all are to be married someday.

2043
01:32:34.840 --> 01:32:38.039
<v Speaker 2>I have two notes about the scene. Number one, they say,

2044
01:32:38.079 --> 01:32:40.800
<v Speaker 2>when you marry in June, you will always be a bride.

2045
01:32:41.039 --> 01:32:43.760
<v Speaker 2>Do they say that? I don't think they say that.

2046
01:32:43.880 --> 01:32:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I think I think you get a day.

2047
01:32:46.159 --> 01:32:48.279
<v Speaker 1>I think they say when you marry in June, you've

2048
01:32:48.319 --> 01:32:53.880
<v Speaker 1>paid too much for exac. When you marry in June,

2049
01:32:54.079 --> 01:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>you get screwed by the vendors. Getting married in June

2050
01:32:58.760 --> 01:33:01.960
<v Speaker 1>is a flex, But getting married on US Saturday and

2051
01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you are in Russian Oligarch's daughter, that.

2052
01:33:06.000 --> 01:33:09.399
<v Speaker 2>Is the only way. Second second point of order, Millie

2053
01:33:09.439 --> 01:33:13.039
<v Speaker 2>is pregnant. She says I'm giving birth in the spring. Now,

2054
01:33:13.199 --> 01:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>I believe they say in this scene that they have

2055
01:33:15.800 --> 01:33:20.760
<v Speaker 2>been there for like two months. Okay, so presumptively, in

2056
01:33:20.840 --> 01:33:22.520
<v Speaker 2>the song they're about to sing, they're going to say

2057
01:33:22.560 --> 01:33:24.439
<v Speaker 2>it starts snowing in November. So let's give them that

2058
01:33:24.479 --> 01:33:27.319
<v Speaker 2>it started snowing in November at the Pontipee farm. Mm hmm,

2059
01:33:27.680 --> 01:33:29.960
<v Speaker 2>you can go downtown see their women. Let's give it

2060
01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:33.439
<v Speaker 2>a month. That's December. She's now giving birth in spring.

2061
01:33:35.000 --> 01:33:37.640
<v Speaker 2>She does not look pregnant. Her waist is as coursed

2062
01:33:37.680 --> 01:33:38.640
<v Speaker 2>as it has ever been.

2063
01:33:38.840 --> 01:33:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's start talking for a second about Jane Powell's

2064
01:33:41.600 --> 01:33:44.439
<v Speaker 1>looks in this movie, the entire movie, even when she

2065
01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:47.359
<v Speaker 1>is wielding an axe, when she is plowing a field,

2066
01:33:47.520 --> 01:33:51.880
<v Speaker 1>milking a cow, scrubbing a foot. The hair is a

2067
01:33:52.119 --> 01:33:58.399
<v Speaker 1>perfect flouncy blonde ponytail, ponytail tied in the back, curled

2068
01:33:58.640 --> 01:34:02.640
<v Speaker 1>for the gods faces beat a huge amount of cream

2069
01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:06.119
<v Speaker 1>blush all over her face. There is perfect lipstick. There

2070
01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:09.840
<v Speaker 1>is perfect eyeshadow and blush and like mascara. Yeah, come

2071
01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the fuck on, come on, is this part of it

2072
01:34:11.920 --> 01:34:14.279
<v Speaker 1>for you? Like, and she's not pregnant, She's just not pregnant.

2073
01:34:14.319 --> 01:34:16.800
<v Speaker 2>She's simply not pregnant. My only point is if she's

2074
01:34:16.840 --> 01:34:19.840
<v Speaker 2>giving birth in June, she only has like at most

2075
01:34:19.920 --> 01:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>two months left before June hits, and she is still corseted,

2076
01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:24.640
<v Speaker 2>so she would be she's like seven months pregnant at

2077
01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:26.880
<v Speaker 2>this point and she's corseted. That is what I'm trying

2078
01:34:26.920 --> 01:34:27.920
<v Speaker 2>to say, very unclearly.

2079
01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:31.119
<v Speaker 1>But I, oh, Paul, fat women, Well for sure, we're

2080
01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:32.560
<v Speaker 1>not putting that in our movie.

2081
01:34:33.079 --> 01:34:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Don't remember what he said about the but oh that size.

2082
01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh that size. Heavenly sighs.

2083
01:34:38.039 --> 01:34:40.239
<v Speaker 1>But oh that size. I know he said eyes, but

2084
01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I think thighs is funnier.

2085
01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the June Bride song segues directly into spring.

2086
01:34:45.760 --> 01:34:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Spring spring, as the snow melts away and the entire

2087
01:34:49.840 --> 01:34:53.960
<v Speaker 2>livestock population of the farm gives birth to various fowls

2088
01:34:54.119 --> 01:34:57.640
<v Speaker 2>and calves and chicks, et cetera. All the women have

2089
01:34:57.800 --> 01:35:01.600
<v Speaker 2>now impressed upon their respective kidnappers, so they've all gotten

2090
01:35:01.640 --> 01:35:03.000
<v Speaker 2>on board this entire things.

2091
01:35:03.079 --> 01:35:05.159
<v Speaker 1>Stockholm syndrome is a real thing, y'all.

2092
01:35:05.279 --> 01:35:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Millie gives birth to a little girl with a

2093
01:35:08.079 --> 01:35:10.840
<v Speaker 2>minimum of fuss, and everyone is very sweet to her.

2094
01:35:11.359 --> 01:35:13.119
<v Speaker 2>There's a very cute scene all the brothers like run

2095
01:35:13.199 --> 01:35:15.319
<v Speaker 2>upstairs to meet to meet the baby. They're all kissing

2096
01:35:15.319 --> 01:35:18.399
<v Speaker 2>her blah blah blah and and and Gideon says I'm

2097
01:35:18.439 --> 01:35:20.319
<v Speaker 2>an uncle and just falls over and faints.

2098
01:35:21.279 --> 01:35:22.640
<v Speaker 3>God bless russ hamblin.

2099
01:35:22.800 --> 01:35:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Very cute, so good. Gideon rides up to the trap

2100
01:35:25.399 --> 01:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>and Cabin to tell Adam that he's a father, but

2101
01:35:27.720 --> 01:35:29.439
<v Speaker 1>of course Adam is not at the trap and Cabin

2102
01:35:29.479 --> 01:35:32.880
<v Speaker 1>because Adam has ensconced himself to the fap and cabin,

2103
01:35:33.800 --> 01:35:36.239
<v Speaker 1>where he has been for the last three months. And

2104
01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:38.960
<v Speaker 1>then later on he's gonna go to the wrapping cabin

2105
01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:41.199
<v Speaker 1>where he's gonna lay down some beats.

2106
01:35:45.800 --> 01:35:48.560
<v Speaker 2>And after that's he's gotta go to the crap and cabin, Yeah, to.

2107
01:35:50.760 --> 01:35:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Dump out, to dump out, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

2108
01:35:53.159 --> 01:35:55.039
<v Speaker 2>And then and then he goes to the slaping cabin,

2109
01:35:55.079 --> 01:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>where he has an effigy of Millie set up and

2110
01:35:56.560 --> 01:35:58.039
<v Speaker 2>he slaps her because he knows he can't slap his

2111
01:35:58.079 --> 01:36:00.399
<v Speaker 2>actual wife. Yep, that's the one line this movie does

2112
01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:01.199
<v Speaker 2>not cross.

2113
01:36:00.880 --> 01:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Not cross. No, we will not hit a woman, that's right.

2114
01:36:03.680 --> 01:36:05.319
<v Speaker 1>Then he heads on over to the nap and Cabin

2115
01:36:05.439 --> 01:36:08.600
<v Speaker 1>because he's pooped, guys, it's been a long day. He

2116
01:36:08.720 --> 01:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>laid down some sick beat.

2117
01:36:10.079 --> 01:36:12.439
<v Speaker 2>He'sapped, wrapped, crapped and slapped. It's time to nap.

2118
01:36:12.520 --> 01:36:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Yep, yep, yep.

2119
01:36:13.199 --> 01:36:13.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

2120
01:36:13.439 --> 01:36:15.239
<v Speaker 1>And then he's going to go to the mapping cabin

2121
01:36:15.439 --> 01:36:20.720
<v Speaker 1>where it's just full of maps. But I digress. Gideon

2122
01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>finds him at one of the many cabins. Yeah, and

2123
01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:25.760
<v Speaker 1>he's like, guess what, You're going to be a father,

2124
01:36:25.880 --> 01:36:28.159
<v Speaker 1>And Adam is so happy just to see his brother,

2125
01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:31.119
<v Speaker 1>and but then he's like, wait a minute, this is

2126
01:36:31.159 --> 01:36:32.800
<v Speaker 1>not real. I'm not a dad.

2127
01:36:32.880 --> 01:36:35.920
<v Speaker 3>You're it's just one of her tricks to get me back.

2128
01:36:36.399 --> 01:36:38.079
<v Speaker 2>What is the trick?

2129
01:36:37.359 --> 01:36:38.720
<v Speaker 1>What's the trick?

2130
01:36:38.800 --> 01:36:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Man?

2131
01:36:39.479 --> 01:36:41.239
<v Speaker 1>The trick? I guess the trick is to lure him

2132
01:36:41.279 --> 01:36:42.880
<v Speaker 1>back with the idea that he's a dad and then

2133
01:36:42.920 --> 01:36:47.760
<v Speaker 1>be like sick, which is such a mean trick. That's

2134
01:36:47.760 --> 01:36:48.760
<v Speaker 1>fucking harsh.

2135
01:36:49.000 --> 01:36:51.760
<v Speaker 2>He also says a girl. I might have known she'd

2136
01:36:51.800 --> 01:36:54.479
<v Speaker 2>have a girl. Cool cool.

2137
01:36:54.800 --> 01:36:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Gideon gets real without him. Gideon like is like, okay,

2138
01:36:58.560 --> 01:37:01.720
<v Speaker 1>I've always looked up to you. You are my older brother,

2139
01:37:01.960 --> 01:37:06.119
<v Speaker 1>my surrogate father, and my mentor and my terrible teacher.

2140
01:37:06.760 --> 01:37:08.439
<v Speaker 3>But you are being a real dick.

2141
01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:12.079
<v Speaker 2>You're being a real butt head.

2142
01:37:12.159 --> 01:37:15.800
<v Speaker 3>You're being a class A asshole.

2143
01:37:15.960 --> 01:37:18.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right now, we're not going to the dap in

2144
01:37:18.479 --> 01:37:20.520
<v Speaker 2>cabin because I'm not giving you DAPs. How's that?

2145
01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.039
<v Speaker 3>How's that dap in cabin is off limits to you, sir.

2146
01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:28.039
<v Speaker 2>You are DAP free until further notice. Dappin privileges revoked.

2147
01:37:30.279 --> 01:37:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Gideon says he knows that Adam can wipe the floor

2148
01:37:32.800 --> 01:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>with him, but he doesn't care. He wants to make

2149
01:37:34.560 --> 01:37:36.359
<v Speaker 1>his feelings clear. He's like, you can hit me if

2150
01:37:36.399 --> 01:37:38.119
<v Speaker 1>you want, ye, but I'm just gonna tell you to

2151
01:37:38.159 --> 01:37:41.079
<v Speaker 1>your face that you are a dick. Millie deserves better.

2152
01:37:41.159 --> 01:37:45.399
<v Speaker 1>And then Gideon punches Adam in the face. Yeah, I'm

2153
01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:51.159
<v Speaker 1>so horny for Gideon right now. Adam takes it, Yep,

2154
01:37:51.239 --> 01:37:54.359
<v Speaker 1>doesn't retaliate. He just puts Gideon on his horse and

2155
01:37:54.399 --> 01:37:57.439
<v Speaker 1>sends him back. He says, I'll be back once the

2156
01:37:57.479 --> 01:38:00.800
<v Speaker 1>thaw reaches all the way to this trap cabin yep.

2157
01:38:01.119 --> 01:38:02.920
<v Speaker 2>And Gideon's like, you better go to the wrap and

2158
01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:06.520
<v Speaker 2>cabin do wr rapin' and wrap some presents and bring

2159
01:38:06.560 --> 01:38:07.760
<v Speaker 2>them back for a million your daughter.

2160
01:38:07.920 --> 01:38:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Yeah, they'd have a rapping cabin, just like just

2161
01:38:10.920 --> 01:38:14.920
<v Speaker 1>like Candy Spelling had that rapping that gift in her mansion.

2162
01:38:15.039 --> 01:38:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely one hundred percent by the way point of water.

2163
01:38:17.920 --> 01:38:21.760
<v Speaker 2>In case anyone's wondering how much time is left in

2164
01:38:21.760 --> 01:38:24.680
<v Speaker 2>this movie for them to wrap all of this up,

2165
01:38:24.800 --> 01:38:26.199
<v Speaker 2>the answer is eight minutes.

2166
01:38:26.359 --> 01:38:28.239
<v Speaker 1>Eight minutes because you know why, because they went to

2167
01:38:28.279 --> 01:38:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the snap and cabin and they got snappy, snappy with it.

2168
01:38:34.239 --> 01:38:37.479
<v Speaker 2>We cut to town and we hear the locals announced

2169
01:38:37.520 --> 01:38:40.039
<v Speaker 2>that the pass is open. It's time to go get

2170
01:38:40.039 --> 01:38:42.279
<v Speaker 2>their women back. It's amazing that these people are being

2171
01:38:42.359 --> 01:38:44.439
<v Speaker 2>like cast as the villains and they are just like,

2172
01:38:44.680 --> 01:38:47.119
<v Speaker 2>our daughters were kidnapped. We have to go rescue that.

2173
01:38:47.399 --> 01:38:50.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can we rescue our daughters and sisters and friends.

2174
01:38:50.079 --> 01:38:53.399
<v Speaker 2>Please at the cabin, not not any of the app

2175
01:38:53.399 --> 01:38:56.960
<v Speaker 2>and cabins, just the main cabin. Huh, Millie. The brothers

2176
01:38:57.000 --> 01:38:59.000
<v Speaker 2>and their girlfriends are playing musical chairs.

2177
01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:01.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so hold, so cute, it's so wholesome.

2178
01:39:03.399 --> 01:39:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Adam appears and he's like, the pass is open, and

2179
01:39:06.640 --> 01:39:08.920
<v Speaker 2>everyone knows what that means. That means the townsfolk are

2180
01:39:08.920 --> 01:39:12.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna be coming to get their kidnapped relatives. Everyone springs

2181
01:39:13.000 --> 01:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>into action. And Adam finally meets his daughter. He asks

2182
01:39:16.920 --> 01:39:19.840
<v Speaker 2>what her name is, and Millie says she was thinking

2183
01:39:19.920 --> 01:39:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Hannah or Hagar or Hepsiba to keep up the family

2184
01:39:22.680 --> 01:39:26.600
<v Speaker 2>tradition of biblical names. Sadly they choose Hannah. And I

2185
01:39:26.640 --> 01:39:29.319
<v Speaker 2>am here to say justice for Hagar Pontipee. Ha ha,

2186
01:39:30.840 --> 01:39:31.880
<v Speaker 2>justice for Hagar.

2187
01:39:32.079 --> 01:39:36.560
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a real rough road. Yeah for Hagar Pontipee.

2188
01:39:36.640 --> 01:39:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

2189
01:39:37.239 --> 01:39:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Adam says that as a father of a daughter, this

2190
01:39:42.319 --> 01:39:43.119
<v Speaker 1>is what he says.

2191
01:39:43.960 --> 01:39:45.920
<v Speaker 2>He if he doesn't say in those words, but this

2192
01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:46.760
<v Speaker 2>is the sentiment.

2193
01:39:46.920 --> 01:39:50.000
<v Speaker 1>This is where this, all that bullshit all comes from.

2194
01:39:50.840 --> 01:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>How's the father of a daughter? He has realized that, guys,

2195
01:39:55.079 --> 01:39:57.119
<v Speaker 1>these women are now hang on to your.

2196
01:39:57.039 --> 01:39:59.039
<v Speaker 3>Hats when I tell you this people.

2197
01:39:59.199 --> 01:40:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh, they are actual fucking people. Yeah, and we got

2198
01:40:02.800 --> 01:40:05.399
<v Speaker 1>to take them back because you're not allowed to checkt notes,

2199
01:40:05.920 --> 01:40:08.039
<v Speaker 1>steal people. Yeah, didn't know that.

2200
01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I know it. My bad, Yeah, my fault, It's my fault.

2201
01:40:11.000 --> 01:40:13.880
<v Speaker 1>No one ever taught me that. Plutarch certainly led me

2202
01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:14.560
<v Speaker 1>astray here.

2203
01:40:14.720 --> 01:40:16.760
<v Speaker 2>I went to the yapp in cabin and I listened

2204
01:40:16.800 --> 01:40:19.880
<v Speaker 2>to some women yappin, and they told me that they

2205
01:40:19.920 --> 01:40:20.840
<v Speaker 2>were people and.

2206
01:40:20.800 --> 01:40:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Then I was feeling piqued, so I went to the

2207
01:40:22.399 --> 01:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>snacking cabin, had some Dorido's.

2208
01:40:26.920 --> 01:40:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Then came back and I have come to realize.

2209
01:40:32.319 --> 01:40:34.760
<v Speaker 1>He also tells Millie that he loves her, and then

2210
01:40:34.800 --> 01:40:38.000
<v Speaker 1>they embraced because I guess whatever, that must be some

2211
01:40:38.079 --> 01:40:38.880
<v Speaker 1>world class dick.

2212
01:40:39.079 --> 01:40:40.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you deserved better, Millie.

2213
01:40:40.720 --> 01:40:45.800
<v Speaker 1>That has to be like world class a plus premium effect,

2214
01:40:46.479 --> 01:40:51.119
<v Speaker 1>like like one thousand dollars dick for her to be like, okay,

2215
01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:53.560
<v Speaker 1>cool cool. Adam tells his brothers they have to return

2216
01:40:53.600 --> 01:40:55.560
<v Speaker 1>the women to their families. It's the only way they'll

2217
01:40:55.600 --> 01:40:57.720
<v Speaker 1>have a real chance to be with them for real

2218
01:40:57.840 --> 01:41:00.880
<v Speaker 1>as people as what's the word it mics to pronounce

2219
01:41:01.000 --> 01:41:05.199
<v Speaker 1>this correctly, equals, equals, equals, equals, I don't know the

2220
01:41:05.199 --> 01:41:08.840
<v Speaker 1>words equals. That's what Millie says. Yeah, the brothers kind

2221
01:41:08.840 --> 01:41:13.039
<v Speaker 1>of disagree. They're like, or counterpoint, These ladies seem fine

2222
01:41:13.039 --> 01:41:15.479
<v Speaker 1>with us. Now, maybe we just leave things as they are.

2223
01:41:16.000 --> 01:41:18.439
<v Speaker 1>Adam's like, no, no, no. If we fight all the

2224
01:41:18.439 --> 01:41:21.079
<v Speaker 1>women's families, someone will wind up getting hurt, and then

2225
01:41:21.119 --> 01:41:23.880
<v Speaker 1>those women will never marry us, like marry into this

2226
01:41:23.920 --> 01:41:25.560
<v Speaker 1>family because they'll see us as hooligans.

2227
01:41:25.640 --> 01:41:26.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

2228
01:41:26.119 --> 01:41:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Wow, he suddenly got some sense, some strategy. It wasn't

2229
01:41:29.199 --> 01:41:31.119
<v Speaker 1>been in the map and cabin that he learned.

2230
01:41:30.920 --> 01:41:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Strategy, learn strategy.

2231
01:41:32.800 --> 01:41:35.119
<v Speaker 1>The brothers have no answer to this, and honestly, it's

2232
01:41:35.239 --> 01:41:37.560
<v Speaker 1>very sound logic. So they're like, all right, let's go

2233
01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:39.680
<v Speaker 1>get our women. And all of a sudden, Milly appears

2234
01:41:39.720 --> 01:41:43.920
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, problem. The women have all run away.

2235
01:41:44.039 --> 01:41:47.439
<v Speaker 1>They all just pieced out. The brothers realize that the

2236
01:41:47.479 --> 01:41:50.840
<v Speaker 1>girlfriends have all hid so as not to be forced

2237
01:41:50.840 --> 01:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>to leave their beloved assigned pontipiece.

2238
01:41:54.840 --> 01:41:57.800
<v Speaker 2>We have what amounts to a chase scene. The brothers

2239
01:41:57.840 --> 01:42:00.960
<v Speaker 2>scramble all over the farmstead trying to find the women

2240
01:42:01.039 --> 01:42:03.720
<v Speaker 2>and force them to go back into town. Erica. I

2241
01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:06.199
<v Speaker 2>have a very important question for you. What is a

2242
01:42:06.279 --> 01:42:10.760
<v Speaker 2>worse hiding place? Is it sitting on the awning of

2243
01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:14.119
<v Speaker 2>the porch, maybe six feet in the air, when half

2244
01:42:14.159 --> 01:42:17.119
<v Speaker 2>of these brothers are over six feet tall or under

2245
01:42:17.119 --> 01:42:20.159
<v Speaker 2>a cow an active cow, an active.

2246
01:42:19.800 --> 01:42:24.399
<v Speaker 1>Cow, and one of their wives, yeah, and a beloved.

2247
01:42:24.199 --> 01:42:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Ride, a beloved bride to one of the.

2248
01:42:26.000 --> 01:42:28.720
<v Speaker 3>Brothers, to the simplest of the brothers.

2249
01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:33.720
<v Speaker 1>These women maybe deserve their fate A little bit, I

2250
01:42:33.800 --> 01:42:36.680
<v Speaker 1>little bit, A little bit because they are clinically stupid.

2251
01:42:36.760 --> 01:42:40.319
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. Meanwhile, the townsfolk arrive and the parson here

2252
01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:42.600
<v Speaker 2>is Hannah crying. Much to his dismay, he.

2253
01:42:42.520 --> 01:42:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Goes, oh, no, Hannah, by the way, is the baby.

2254
01:42:45.840 --> 01:42:49.359
<v Speaker 2>There's a general melee, and eventually the townsfolks subdue the

2255
01:42:49.399 --> 01:42:52.159
<v Speaker 2>Pontipee brothers and announce they're going to hang them all

2256
01:42:52.199 --> 01:42:56.800
<v Speaker 2>from the nearest tree. The women are beside themselves. Oh

2257
01:42:56.840 --> 01:43:00.039
<v Speaker 2>my god, but I love them, But Papa no, And

2258
01:43:00.159 --> 01:43:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Parson says, wait, wait, wait, we're all fathers here. We

2259
01:43:03.840 --> 01:43:05.520
<v Speaker 2>love you, and we want you to tell us the truth.

2260
01:43:05.760 --> 01:43:08.439
<v Speaker 2>Whose baby is it that I heard crying? And the

2261
01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:10.920
<v Speaker 2>women all pause and they look at each other and

2262
01:43:10.960 --> 01:43:14.000
<v Speaker 2>they look back and they all say at the same time, mine,

2263
01:43:15.000 --> 01:43:17.000
<v Speaker 2>how long is the winter?

2264
01:43:17.600 --> 01:43:17.880
<v Speaker 3>Also?

2265
01:43:18.119 --> 01:43:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is where I'm on board with you with

2266
01:43:20.920 --> 01:43:25.000
<v Speaker 1>your dubious pregnancy mass. Is that there is no These

2267
01:43:25.000 --> 01:43:26.960
<v Speaker 1>women have not been there more than three months? No,

2268
01:43:27.279 --> 01:43:31.520
<v Speaker 1>what do men think happen? Truly? How does this happen?

2269
01:43:32.239 --> 01:43:35.760
<v Speaker 2>With no other choice? The families all co sign a

2270
01:43:35.800 --> 01:43:39.960
<v Speaker 2>six way shotgun wedding. The parson marries them. The Pontipee

2271
01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:43.199
<v Speaker 2>brothers all stand with their brides. The fathers stand behind

2272
01:43:43.199 --> 01:43:47.159
<v Speaker 2>them with shotguns and they all get married as Adam

2273
01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:51.520
<v Speaker 2>and Millie kiss off to the side, and that is

2274
01:43:51.520 --> 01:43:52.319
<v Speaker 2>the end of the movie.

2275
01:43:53.279 --> 01:43:56.479
<v Speaker 1>Wow yeah, all right, way to rehabilitate Adam in the

2276
01:43:56.560 --> 01:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>last fucking.

2277
01:43:57.399 --> 01:44:01.520
<v Speaker 8>Minute of the movie as the father of a daughter,

2278
01:44:04.359 --> 01:44:07.840
<v Speaker 8>as the brother of a sister, as the son of

2279
01:44:07.880 --> 01:44:08.680
<v Speaker 8>a mother.

2280
01:44:09.039 --> 01:44:14.239
<v Speaker 2>As someone who has met women or really humans.

2281
01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:17.399
<v Speaker 3>Incredible, all right, you know they are people too.

2282
01:44:17.520 --> 01:44:20.239
<v Speaker 1>What that is crazy? Insane?

2283
01:44:21.000 --> 01:44:23.239
<v Speaker 2>All right, everyone stick around. We were going to be

2284
01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:26.560
<v Speaker 2>right back with our random observations and final rankings for

2285
01:44:27.039 --> 01:44:30.520
<v Speaker 2>seven brides for seven brothers.

2286
01:44:39.119 --> 01:44:40.000
<v Speaker 3>And we're back.

2287
01:44:40.159 --> 01:44:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Paul has kidnapped me and brought me, kicking and scream

2288
01:44:44.600 --> 01:44:48.079
<v Speaker 1>into this studio yep, to hear his random observations. Everyone

2289
01:44:48.760 --> 01:44:52.439
<v Speaker 1>pay attention. A man is speaking, go, I've kind of

2290
01:44:52.520 --> 01:44:54.359
<v Speaker 1>roomed you, roomed.

2291
01:44:54.319 --> 01:44:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I've roomed you. Okay, So there's you know, we talked.

2292
01:44:58.640 --> 01:45:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I talked about how like with the friend when Milly

2293
01:45:01.039 --> 01:45:03.159
<v Speaker 2>was like, I got an awful feeling here and you

2294
01:45:03.159 --> 01:45:03.760
<v Speaker 2>couldn't see it.

2295
01:45:03.840 --> 01:45:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

2296
01:45:04.600 --> 01:45:07.239
<v Speaker 2>It happens again in the movie because after they fight,

2297
01:45:07.640 --> 01:45:10.159
<v Speaker 2>Milly is talking to Gideon russ Hamlin, the youngest one

2298
01:45:10.439 --> 01:45:13.000
<v Speaker 2>and all the other brothers have left, and he says,

2299
01:45:13.359 --> 01:45:17.119
<v Speaker 2>I feel awful strange like Milly here, but the way

2300
01:45:17.159 --> 01:45:19.560
<v Speaker 2>they have it staged. He has like one hand up

2301
01:45:19.560 --> 01:45:22.279
<v Speaker 2>to his face and it's blocking the rest of his body.

2302
01:45:22.319 --> 01:45:25.600
<v Speaker 2>So you're like, where you're crotch. What is he pointing

2303
01:45:25.800 --> 01:45:28.840
<v Speaker 2>to is? I know it's his heart, but like I

2304
01:45:28.920 --> 01:45:30.159
<v Speaker 2>can't see his hand.

2305
01:45:30.600 --> 01:45:31.560
<v Speaker 3>It would be amazing.

2306
01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:33.600
<v Speaker 1>He was pointing right at his buttthole, like he was

2307
01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:35.079
<v Speaker 1>leaning back and pointing.

2308
01:45:34.840 --> 01:45:37.880
<v Speaker 2>At his I've got a fire down below. Yeah, and

2309
01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:39.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about my pubes this time.

2310
01:45:39.560 --> 01:45:40.840
<v Speaker 3>I hate to say there's a growth.

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01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Can you look at it for me?

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01:45:43.479 --> 01:45:45.039
<v Speaker 2>You may need to boil the butcher knife and cut

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01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:45.319
<v Speaker 2>it off.

2314
01:45:47.119 --> 01:45:48.840
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna need a LANs In cabin.

2315
01:45:49.720 --> 01:45:50.760
<v Speaker 2>It's a Lanson cabin.

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01:45:52.760 --> 01:45:57.399
<v Speaker 1>If this is an unprecedented because yeah, I left everything

2317
01:45:57.399 --> 01:45:59.640
<v Speaker 1>on the field, everything, all my notes I had about

2318
01:45:59.640 --> 01:46:02.319
<v Speaker 1>this movie, I said during the regular regular run of

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01:46:02.319 --> 01:46:04.439
<v Speaker 1>the show. Okay, so I just want to bring this

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01:46:04.560 --> 01:46:07.560
<v Speaker 1>back to the great Opus, the American opis that is

2321
01:46:07.640 --> 01:46:10.239
<v Speaker 1>sob and women and regale you with a couple of

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01:46:10.279 --> 01:46:12.800
<v Speaker 1>lines that I neglected to give you earlier.

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01:46:12.880 --> 01:46:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is Adam.

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01:46:14.600 --> 01:46:18.520
<v Speaker 1>While the Romans was going out hobbin nobbin, starting up fights.

2325
01:46:19.079 --> 01:46:23.239
<v Speaker 1>They kept occupied by sowing lots of little old togas

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01:46:23.640 --> 01:46:27.840
<v Speaker 1>for them tots and saying, someday women folks have rights.

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01:46:28.119 --> 01:46:31.640
<v Speaker 2>And if anyone's wondering, that is presented as a joke, Yeah,

2328
01:46:31.960 --> 01:46:33.439
<v Speaker 2>a full joke.

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01:46:33.720 --> 01:46:39.560
<v Speaker 1>Hi, hilarious that these women think they have rights. Not

2330
01:46:39.640 --> 01:46:41.800
<v Speaker 1>funny now, Look I get there's like a sheen of

2331
01:46:41.880 --> 01:46:44.119
<v Speaker 1>irony to it because we are watching this. It's of

2332
01:46:44.239 --> 01:46:46.880
<v Speaker 1>course this story takes place in eighteen fifty, but we're

2333
01:46:46.920 --> 01:46:49.439
<v Speaker 1>watching it in nineteen fifty, right when.

2334
01:46:49.279 --> 01:46:51.800
<v Speaker 3>The movie comes out some one hundred years later, and.

2335
01:46:51.760 --> 01:46:54.159
<v Speaker 2>So audience everything has been fixed.

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01:46:53.920 --> 01:46:55.439
<v Speaker 3>Presumably in nineteen fifty.

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01:46:55.479 --> 01:46:58.079
<v Speaker 1>Audiences are like, isn't that funny how backwards people were

2338
01:46:58.119 --> 01:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>in Frontiers time. Anyway, I'm gonna go to the whites

2339
01:47:01.000 --> 01:47:04.560
<v Speaker 1>only bathroom.

2340
01:47:04.920 --> 01:47:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I only have one more. I only have one more.

2341
01:47:06.600 --> 01:47:08.119
<v Speaker 2>I also left a lot in the field. And it's

2342
01:47:08.479 --> 01:47:11.239
<v Speaker 2>simply a compliment for the movie because obviously we've been

2343
01:47:11.279 --> 01:47:12.920
<v Speaker 2>very harsh on I've been very harsh in the music.

2344
01:47:12.960 --> 01:47:14.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't think any of the music is priticarly good.

2345
01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:17.800
<v Speaker 2>One lyric I actually heard it. I was like, that's

2346
01:47:17.800 --> 01:47:22.359
<v Speaker 2>a good lyrics. That's clever, Johnny Mercer. I see the

2347
01:47:22.399 --> 01:47:25.760
<v Speaker 2>fact that I know you're an incredibly talented lyricist. In

2348
01:47:25.800 --> 01:47:29.279
<v Speaker 2>this lyric, it's during the song spring Spring Spring, as

2349
01:47:29.279 --> 01:47:31.319
<v Speaker 2>we are looking at all of the all the different

2350
01:47:31.439 --> 01:47:35.880
<v Speaker 2>ducks and geese and young animals around the farm, and

2351
01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:37.880
<v Speaker 2>one of the brothers of the women saying, I don't

2352
01:47:37.920 --> 01:47:42.079
<v Speaker 2>know which one my nature's lyrical with her yearly miracle,

2353
01:47:42.279 --> 01:47:42.560
<v Speaker 2>And I.

2354
01:47:42.520 --> 01:47:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Was like, you know what, it's clever, that is clever,

2355
01:47:45.079 --> 01:47:45.680
<v Speaker 1>it's horrible.

2356
01:47:45.760 --> 01:47:47.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never heard that rhyme before.

2357
01:47:47.359 --> 01:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, Touch yourself on the back, Johnny Mercer.

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01:47:51.079 --> 01:47:55.680
<v Speaker 2>That one was good. Erica. How are we gonna rank

2359
01:47:56.079 --> 01:47:59.680
<v Speaker 2>seven brides for seven brothers.

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01:47:58.800 --> 01:48:00.760
<v Speaker 3>Seven unholy skid marks?

2361
01:48:00.800 --> 01:48:01.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

2362
01:48:01.560 --> 01:48:03.439
<v Speaker 2>You know what? She needed to get holy water?

2363
01:48:03.920 --> 01:48:06.000
<v Speaker 1>That holy water to need a full priest.

2364
01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:08.800
<v Speaker 2>The power of Christ compels you on their underwear.

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01:48:09.279 --> 01:48:12.840
<v Speaker 1>To cleanse that cabin. Sage is not going to cover it. No,

2366
01:48:12.920 --> 01:48:14.319
<v Speaker 1>you can't just sage that cabin.

2367
01:48:14.439 --> 01:48:16.319
<v Speaker 2>Popery is not up to the test.

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01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:19.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, Yeah, we're gonna need a flamethrower. Yeah,

2369
01:48:19.399 --> 01:48:20.520
<v Speaker 1>you gets this shit clean.

2370
01:48:20.640 --> 01:48:22.960
<v Speaker 2>A glad day plug in is not going to be enough.

2371
01:48:24.960 --> 01:48:29.960
<v Speaker 2>How about one to ten brassy gingers, hot Benjamins, Yeah,

2372
01:48:30.039 --> 01:48:32.800
<v Speaker 2>hot Benjamin, I'd like ten. I'd like a full ten.

2373
01:48:32.920 --> 01:48:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Baker's doesn't frankly hot Benjamins.

2374
01:48:35.359 --> 01:48:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Please, please, and thank you.

2375
01:48:37.079 --> 01:48:39.880
<v Speaker 1>How About one to ten cabins different types of cabins.

2376
01:48:39.920 --> 01:48:42.800
<v Speaker 1>For example, Adam would at some point go to his

2377
01:48:42.840 --> 01:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>scrapping cabin. That's where he goes to scrap book.

2378
01:48:45.920 --> 01:48:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh see, I thought you're gonna say, he goes he

2379
01:48:47.680 --> 01:48:48.760
<v Speaker 2>goes to like practice fighting.

2380
01:48:49.000 --> 01:48:50.600
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no, it's where it's where he

2381
01:48:51.079 --> 01:48:52.439
<v Speaker 1>really enjoys arts and crafts.

2382
01:48:52.520 --> 01:48:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah. Or sometimes they go to the tap and

2383
01:48:55.000 --> 01:48:57.199
<v Speaker 2>cabin where they try to teach hot Benjamin how to dance.

2384
01:48:57.319 --> 01:49:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Ooh yeah yeah. Or sometimes they go to the lapp

2385
01:49:00.359 --> 01:49:02.800
<v Speaker 1>in Cabin, which is where they just go to the

2386
01:49:02.920 --> 01:49:06.199
<v Speaker 1>y and swim laps. It's a y, it's it's not

2387
01:49:06.279 --> 01:49:10.560
<v Speaker 1>actually a cabin. Here's a ymca near their homestead.

2388
01:49:11.279 --> 01:49:12.800
<v Speaker 2>They go to the cap and cabin. It's where they

2389
01:49:12.880 --> 01:49:13.399
<v Speaker 2>keep their hats.

2390
01:49:13.479 --> 01:49:14.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, you.

2391
01:49:14.279 --> 01:49:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Gotta go to the capin cabinet, you do hat? How

2392
01:49:17.800 --> 01:49:21.239
<v Speaker 2>about one to ten babysitters club crossovers? Yes, what this

2393
01:49:21.319 --> 01:49:24.279
<v Speaker 2>movie really needed was those seven young girls to come

2394
01:49:24.279 --> 01:49:27.960
<v Speaker 2>in Christy Thomas to set these boys right.

2395
01:49:28.319 --> 01:49:29.960
<v Speaker 1>She would have whipped them all into shape. I mean,

2396
01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:31.680
<v Speaker 1>not that Millie didn't do an amazing job.

2397
01:49:32.079 --> 01:49:33.000
<v Speaker 2>No notes on Millie.

2398
01:49:33.039 --> 01:49:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Millie is perfect.

2399
01:49:34.439 --> 01:49:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean except for her like weird blind devotion

2400
01:49:37.680 --> 01:49:43.399
<v Speaker 1>to the worst man alive. She is perfect. Let's do

2401
01:49:43.439 --> 01:49:44.279
<v Speaker 1>this one, this one.

2402
01:49:44.199 --> 01:49:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, do you want to go first? Or shall

2403
01:49:45.920 --> 01:49:46.399
<v Speaker 2>I go first?

2404
01:49:46.560 --> 01:49:46.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

2405
01:49:47.079 --> 01:49:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to hear what you're gonna say. I'm

2406
01:49:49.840 --> 01:49:53.600
<v Speaker 1>sure to be surprised by whatever Paul comes up with

2407
01:49:53.640 --> 01:49:57.319
<v Speaker 1>for this. Absolutely, How does this film A I just.

2408
01:49:57.279 --> 01:49:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Think it's It just portrays a time that I think

2409
01:49:59.720 --> 01:50:03.359
<v Speaker 2>we're a nostalgic four where were yearning to go back

2410
01:50:03.520 --> 01:50:07.039
<v Speaker 2>where things weren't called gender stereotypes and gender roles. There

2411
01:50:07.079 --> 01:50:11.000
<v Speaker 2>was just a feeling of who does what, whose job is?

2412
01:50:11.039 --> 01:50:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Who is? The lines were simply clear, and that's all

2413
01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:18.880
<v Speaker 2>we want. Clarity. No, he just terribly. It's a it's

2414
01:50:18.880 --> 01:50:25.119
<v Speaker 2>a zero erica. The whole thing is rotten to the core.

2415
01:50:25.399 --> 01:50:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I still can genuinely like, Look, it's because it's a

2416
01:50:28.159 --> 01:50:30.600
<v Speaker 1>fun movie. I get why an audience in nineteen fifty

2417
01:50:30.600 --> 01:50:34.439
<v Speaker 1>four would have been. I do not understand the Academy

2418
01:50:34.439 --> 01:50:35.359
<v Speaker 1>Award nominations.

2419
01:50:35.920 --> 01:50:36.880
<v Speaker 3>I simply do not.

2420
01:50:37.079 --> 01:50:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Like A Star Is Born came out the same year

2421
01:50:42.720 --> 01:50:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Carmen Jones came out the same year.

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01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:48.960
<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed it. I did because it at this point,

2423
01:50:49.039 --> 01:50:52.760
<v Speaker 2>it really is so so backwards. It's like that thing

2424
01:50:52.800 --> 01:50:54.640
<v Speaker 2>where they circle just all the way back around to

2425
01:50:54.640 --> 01:50:55.960
<v Speaker 2>be like, you know what, I can't even get upset

2426
01:50:55.960 --> 01:50:56.319
<v Speaker 2>about this.

2427
01:50:57.079 --> 01:51:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually totally agree, so I was not annoyed.

2428
01:51:00.119 --> 01:51:01.880
<v Speaker 2>But if we're just gonna be honest, does it eight?

2429
01:51:01.960 --> 01:51:05.800
<v Speaker 2>You know what? Actually, Millie is almost a good enough

2430
01:51:05.880 --> 01:51:08.079
<v Speaker 2>character that I think Milli's so good I think I

2431
01:51:08.079 --> 01:51:10.840
<v Speaker 2>can give it a one. Oh yeah, because Millie, to

2432
01:51:11.359 --> 01:51:14.600
<v Speaker 2>the movie's credit, like you said, outside of just buying

2433
01:51:14.680 --> 01:51:19.279
<v Speaker 2>Adam at all is great. She is a hard worker.

2434
01:51:19.680 --> 01:51:22.079
<v Speaker 2>She is like I have to like find my way

2435
01:51:22.119 --> 01:51:24.680
<v Speaker 2>out of this. I'm going to like teach these boys

2436
01:51:24.720 --> 01:51:27.479
<v Speaker 2>how to be acceptable to like just go with Millie,

2437
01:51:27.520 --> 01:51:29.479
<v Speaker 2>don't think about how they wind up with the women.

2438
01:51:29.600 --> 01:51:33.039
<v Speaker 2>But like, yeah, she is she takes action. She's an

2439
01:51:33.079 --> 01:51:35.880
<v Speaker 2>active character. She is not like, oh this is great, Yes,

2440
01:51:35.920 --> 01:51:37.960
<v Speaker 2>you should go kidnap those women and bring them up here.

2441
01:51:37.960 --> 01:51:41.399
<v Speaker 2>Because this is the pontipee Eden and the men all

2442
01:51:41.439 --> 01:51:44.840
<v Speaker 2>adore her and they and they really do treat her

2443
01:51:45.079 --> 01:51:48.359
<v Speaker 2>very well and very very honorably. And there's no that

2444
01:51:48.439 --> 01:51:51.960
<v Speaker 2>she never gets hit, which would be well within the

2445
01:51:52.000 --> 01:51:53.720
<v Speaker 2>possibility of this movie, right.

2446
01:51:53.640 --> 01:51:57.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not even in a like a Ricky Ricardo shoulder

2447
01:51:57.239 --> 01:51:57.800
<v Speaker 1>like I'm.

2448
01:51:57.640 --> 01:51:59.840
<v Speaker 3>Gonna, you know, like thank you kind of way.

2449
01:52:00.119 --> 01:52:02.479
<v Speaker 1>Like. No, they are very respectful to Millie.

2450
01:52:02.600 --> 01:52:02.840
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

2451
01:52:02.880 --> 01:52:06.000
<v Speaker 2>So as awful as this movie ages, I think I'm

2452
01:52:06.000 --> 01:52:07.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna give it a one rather than a zero, just

2453
01:52:08.000 --> 01:52:08.840
<v Speaker 2>to honor.

2454
01:52:09.560 --> 01:52:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Milli and Jane Powell's performance of Milli.

2455
01:52:11.680 --> 01:52:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Which is very very good. And I other than that,

2456
01:52:15.199 --> 01:52:18.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I need to explain anything there. The

2457
01:52:18.359 --> 01:52:20.520
<v Speaker 2>closest gets to gay content is when all the brothers

2458
01:52:20.600 --> 01:52:21.560
<v Speaker 2>learn how to dance together.

2459
01:52:21.720 --> 01:52:22.399
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh uh uh.

2460
01:52:23.640 --> 01:52:26.800
<v Speaker 2>There are no people of color. The women certainly don't

2461
01:52:26.800 --> 01:52:29.439
<v Speaker 2>talk to each other about anything other than men. Although

2462
01:52:29.479 --> 01:52:31.119
<v Speaker 2>all of the bride I didn't bother to name all

2463
01:52:31.119 --> 01:52:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the brides. All of the brides are named in the movie.

2464
01:52:34.159 --> 01:52:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't bother because it's just because you heard the

2465
01:52:35.880 --> 01:52:38.119
<v Speaker 1>word Dorcas and your brain froze stopped.

2466
01:52:38.479 --> 01:52:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give it a one out of ten Babysitters

2467
01:52:40.720 --> 01:52:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Club crossovers, Erica, what do you think?

2468
01:52:43.039 --> 01:52:45.119
<v Speaker 1>You know? I don't disagree with you. I think it

2469
01:52:45.199 --> 01:52:47.760
<v Speaker 1>was really funny the journey of watching the movie, because

2470
01:52:47.800 --> 01:52:50.560
<v Speaker 1>I was waiting to get like, my eyre up. I mean,

2471
01:52:50.560 --> 01:52:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I knew it was gonna be absurd and ridiculous, So

2472
01:52:52.520 --> 01:52:55.399
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't expecting to be like actually offended or anything,

2473
01:52:55.479 --> 01:52:58.840
<v Speaker 1>but I was waiting to be like, fuck this movie. Honestly,

2474
01:52:59.119 --> 01:53:00.920
<v Speaker 1>it kind of got a new my skin. And I

2475
01:53:01.039 --> 01:53:02.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, I showed up to Paul's and I was like,

2476
01:53:03.039 --> 01:53:05.880
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be shocked by this. I enjoyed that. I

2477
01:53:05.920 --> 01:53:09.720
<v Speaker 1>actually really enjoyed that dumb movie, and so like that

2478
01:53:09.800 --> 01:53:11.439
<v Speaker 1>is the that is the beauty of the movie, right,

2479
01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Like it's the saving grace of the movie.

2480
01:53:13.560 --> 01:53:14.840
<v Speaker 2>And the dancing, obviously.

2481
01:53:14.720 --> 01:53:18.159
<v Speaker 3>Dancing, the performances, everything you just said.

2482
01:53:18.199 --> 01:53:20.600
<v Speaker 1>True. Millie is a great character. The way the other

2483
01:53:20.720 --> 01:53:24.720
<v Speaker 1>brothers all treat Milly is wonderful. There is truly like

2484
01:53:24.720 --> 01:53:27.039
<v Speaker 1>a Wendy Darling situation here where they all kind of

2485
01:53:27.079 --> 01:53:30.159
<v Speaker 1>make her their surrogate mom and they're very respectful and

2486
01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:32.239
<v Speaker 1>they listen to her, and it's it's very nice, it's

2487
01:53:32.319 --> 01:53:37.239
<v Speaker 1>very charming. Unfortunately, their surrogate dad is the fucking devil himself.

2488
01:53:39.560 --> 01:53:43.039
<v Speaker 1>So there's like an like almost like a wide eyed

2489
01:53:43.039 --> 01:53:46.560
<v Speaker 1>innocence to the whole thing that makes it very easy, yeah,

2490
01:53:46.560 --> 01:53:51.319
<v Speaker 1>to swallow, very palatable. However, it's a zero. It's a

2491
01:53:51.399 --> 01:53:54.279
<v Speaker 1>zero for all the reasons that we normally like women

2492
01:53:54.399 --> 01:53:58.600
<v Speaker 1>only talk about Menuh the there's no people of color.

2493
01:53:59.159 --> 01:54:01.880
<v Speaker 2>There is no sexual assault, which is which is good.

2494
01:54:01.920 --> 01:54:05.039
<v Speaker 3>I mean no, but I there's kidnapping.

2495
01:54:05.159 --> 01:54:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, there's putting.

2496
01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:07.199
<v Speaker 2>There's actual assaults.

2497
01:54:07.359 --> 01:54:11.199
<v Speaker 1>There's putting a there's putting like a fucking blanket over

2498
01:54:11.239 --> 01:54:13.760
<v Speaker 1>a woman's head and snatching her away from her house

2499
01:54:13.800 --> 01:54:16.159
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the night, and then that woman

2500
01:54:16.840 --> 01:54:18.640
<v Speaker 1>falling in love with her kidnapping.

2501
01:54:18.760 --> 01:54:21.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, remember we got all mad at Beauty and the Beast.

2502
01:54:21.960 --> 01:54:25.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, this is bad, you guys, this is really

2503
01:54:25.479 --> 01:54:28.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking bad. And like again, like like it would have

2504
01:54:29.000 --> 01:54:31.439
<v Speaker 1>been great if if like one of those women really

2505
01:54:31.479 --> 01:54:33.920
<v Speaker 1>like the Benjamin obviously, Yeah, like if dor Kiss and

2506
01:54:33.920 --> 01:54:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Benjamin were.

2507
01:54:34.479 --> 01:54:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Like, we are horned for each other and I'm fine

2508
01:54:36.239 --> 01:54:37.079
<v Speaker 3>with being kidnapped.

2509
01:54:37.159 --> 01:54:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and like two of the others were like you

2510
01:54:38.880 --> 01:54:40.439
<v Speaker 1>know what, I was gonna be an old maid anyway,

2511
01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:41.159
<v Speaker 1>so this is fine.

2512
01:54:41.239 --> 01:54:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And then two of the other women were like,

2513
01:54:43.520 --> 01:54:44.520
<v Speaker 3>these guys suck.

2514
01:54:44.760 --> 01:54:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, am I wrong?

2515
01:54:45.800 --> 01:54:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I got the ugly one. I don't want to be

2516
01:54:48.359 --> 01:54:52.479
<v Speaker 1>in this marriage at all. I'm gay, so I couldn't.

2517
01:54:52.640 --> 01:54:54.960
<v Speaker 1>That would have been fantastic. It's nineteen fifty four. It's

2518
01:54:54.960 --> 01:54:57.720
<v Speaker 1>certainly not gonna happen. So yeah, no, it's gotta be

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01:54:57.720 --> 01:54:59.520
<v Speaker 1>a zero. It's got to be does not age well

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01:54:59.560 --> 01:55:01.640
<v Speaker 1>in any way, which is why all of our listeners

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01:55:01.640 --> 01:55:07.119
<v Speaker 1>were like, you, guys, you gotta watch this dumpster fire. However,

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01:55:07.199 --> 01:55:09.039
<v Speaker 1>if you have seen it in the past, if it's

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01:55:09.079 --> 01:55:10.880
<v Speaker 1>like something could send me near and dear to you

2524
01:55:10.920 --> 01:55:13.439
<v Speaker 1>because like you grew up watching it, or like maybe

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01:55:13.479 --> 01:55:15.880
<v Speaker 1>it was like your parents liked this movie and whatever,

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01:55:16.039 --> 01:55:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Like that's fine. It's it is basically harmless because of

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01:55:19.800 --> 01:55:23.039
<v Speaker 1>what Paul said, It's so absurd and so dumb and

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01:55:23.079 --> 01:55:25.079
<v Speaker 1>so over the top that it does circle around to

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01:55:25.159 --> 01:55:28.439
<v Speaker 1>being fine. I guess, because like no one's taking this seriously.

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01:55:28.600 --> 01:55:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah again. Though nominated for Best Picture.

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01:55:31.079 --> 01:55:37.199
<v Speaker 2>Best Picture, Best Picture, Best Screenplay, I can almost see

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01:55:37.239 --> 01:55:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Best Picture more than Best Screenplay.

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01:55:39.399 --> 01:55:43.520
<v Speaker 1>This came out after Casablanca and After All About Eve

2534
01:55:44.439 --> 01:55:49.079
<v Speaker 1>and After Sunset Boulevard, like all those movies happened first

2535
01:55:49.199 --> 01:55:53.479
<v Speaker 1>and then this one, and the Academy was like, yeah, yeah,

2536
01:55:53.520 --> 01:55:55.680
<v Speaker 1>this deserves to be a best picture, not its awesome,

2537
01:55:56.279 --> 01:56:00.960
<v Speaker 1>so wild Wild. I don't have the background in musical

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01:56:01.000 --> 01:56:04.279
<v Speaker 1>theater to offer a proper palette cleanser, because I don't

2539
01:56:04.319 --> 01:56:08.800
<v Speaker 1>know what would be like a proper equivalent to this movie.

2540
01:56:09.039 --> 01:56:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I would suggest, because I'm really am in love with

2541
01:56:11.960 --> 01:56:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Russ Hamblin, I would suggest West Side Story. However, that

2542
01:56:15.520 --> 01:56:16.680
<v Speaker 1>is an enormous bummer.

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01:56:16.960 --> 01:56:17.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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01:56:17.199 --> 01:56:19.520
<v Speaker 1>So if you're looking for like a jazzy good time, Paul,

2545
01:56:19.560 --> 01:56:20.479
<v Speaker 1>do you have something for that?

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01:56:20.720 --> 01:56:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Well? So I went a little more specific because the

2547
01:56:23.000 --> 01:56:26.079
<v Speaker 2>dance sequences were so good in this one. I was like,

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01:56:26.079 --> 01:56:29.880
<v Speaker 2>what is like a lesser known amazing dance sequence. And

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01:56:30.800 --> 01:56:33.439
<v Speaker 2>my friend Michael sent me this a little while ago.

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01:56:33.840 --> 01:56:37.600
<v Speaker 2>If you look up gene Kelly tap dancing in roller skates, Oh,

2551
01:56:37.680 --> 01:56:39.640
<v Speaker 2>it's so good, you're gonna be brought to a video

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01:56:39.680 --> 01:56:42.079
<v Speaker 2>of Gene Kelly singing I like myself from the musical

2553
01:56:42.119 --> 01:56:43.119
<v Speaker 2>It's Always fair Weather.

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01:56:43.399 --> 01:56:43.520
<v Speaker 6>Hm.

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01:56:44.239 --> 01:56:46.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what this movie is about. I don't

2556
01:56:46.319 --> 01:56:48.079
<v Speaker 2>know what at ages well overall, but you can just

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01:56:48.159 --> 01:56:52.239
<v Speaker 2>watch the scene where Gene Kelly is literally doing difficult

2558
01:56:52.359 --> 01:56:56.800
<v Speaker 2>tap dancing in actual roller skates. Yeah, and it's incredible.

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01:56:57.000 --> 01:56:58.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, singing in the Rain.

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01:56:58.640 --> 01:57:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Singing in the Rain came out before this movie and

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01:57:02.079 --> 01:57:03.800
<v Speaker 1>they were like best Picture nominally.

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01:57:04.159 --> 01:57:06.199
<v Speaker 3>This is as good as Singing in the Rain.

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01:57:08.399 --> 01:57:08.520
<v Speaker 2>This.

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01:57:08.680 --> 01:57:10.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Singing in the Rain has really nothing to do

2565
01:57:10.479 --> 01:57:12.239
<v Speaker 1>with this movie. I don't think there's any crossover. But

2566
01:57:12.319 --> 01:57:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Singing in the Rain is perfect.

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01:57:13.680 --> 01:57:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, there you go.

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01:57:14.840 --> 01:57:15.199
<v Speaker 6>Movie.

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01:57:15.600 --> 01:57:17.640
<v Speaker 2>All right, Erica, That is the end of our show.

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01:57:18.119 --> 01:57:21.159
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2571
01:57:21.239 --> 01:57:24.640
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2572
01:57:24.760 --> 01:57:26.680
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01:57:41.359 --> 01:57:43.359
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01:57:43.439 --> 01:57:45.439
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01:57:45.520 --> 01:57:47.319
<v Speaker 2>let us know you did. We will send you with

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01:57:51.159 --> 01:57:54.000
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01:57:54.159 --> 01:57:57.079
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<v Speaker 1>Title of my sex tape, Yeah That Aged Well is

2588
01:58:04.640 --> 01:58:09.560
<v Speaker 1>produced and edited by Paul Brassy Ginger Kola. We would

2589
01:58:09.680 --> 01:58:14.640
<v Speaker 1>like to thank Amy and Marybeth, Tanya, Jessica, Mary Kimberly, Mara,

2590
01:58:14.760 --> 01:58:19.239
<v Speaker 1>Shannon Fay, Emily Kelly, Erica different Erica, not me, Olivia,

2591
01:58:19.319 --> 01:58:21.600
<v Speaker 1>and a couple of people whose names cannot be determined

2592
01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:23.720
<v Speaker 1>from their social media profiles. Also, I just want to

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01:58:23.720 --> 01:58:25.800
<v Speaker 1>give a shout out to the people who for years

2594
01:58:27.000 --> 01:58:28.880
<v Speaker 1>have been shouting at us to do this movie, to

2595
01:58:28.920 --> 01:58:31.279
<v Speaker 1>cover this film, and we're not just mentioned because they

2596
01:58:31.760 --> 01:58:34.399
<v Speaker 1>did it two years ago or a year ago. You've

2597
01:58:34.439 --> 01:58:37.439
<v Speaker 1>been heard, We heard you, and we're not sorry. We

2598
01:58:37.520 --> 01:58:42.119
<v Speaker 1>watched it. Thank you all for reaching out consistently and

2599
01:58:42.199 --> 01:58:43.600
<v Speaker 1>letting us know what you want to hear.

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01:58:44.079 --> 01:58:44.760
<v Speaker 3>If you want to.

2601
01:58:44.680 --> 01:58:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Have a say in the topics we discussed, you can

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01:58:46.600 --> 01:58:49.359
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01:58:49.399 --> 01:58:52.359
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01:58:52.439 --> 01:58:55.840
<v Speaker 1>head on over to patreon dot com slash that Aged

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01:58:55.840 --> 01:58:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Well podcast to find out more. Speaking of which, some

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<v Speaker 1>tears and our Patreon come with thanks from a podcast character.

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01:59:02.800 --> 01:59:05.520
<v Speaker 1>And today we're hearing from the one, the Only, the

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01:59:05.840 --> 01:59:08.399
<v Speaker 1>icon the moment, Miss Piggy.

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01:59:11.319 --> 01:59:15.479
<v Speaker 3>Piggy is everything. Okay, yo, you what really salts my pork?

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01:59:15.760 --> 01:59:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Uh No, that was rhetorical.

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01:59:18.479 --> 01:59:19.479
<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you who does it?

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01:59:20.319 --> 01:59:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Martha Stuart.

2613
01:59:23.159 --> 01:59:25.880
<v Speaker 5>I left her a message asking for a nice.

2614
01:59:25.720 --> 01:59:29.760
<v Speaker 6>Lunch between old friends, and her team responded that they

2615
01:59:29.800 --> 01:59:33.119
<v Speaker 6>wanted more to make an on screen appearance with Martha.

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01:59:33.880 --> 01:59:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I can see how that could be upsetting.

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01:59:36.319 --> 01:59:37.439
<v Speaker 2>Who would you know about it?

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01:59:37.840 --> 01:59:40.239
<v Speaker 1>You have a lot of old friends with teams mmmmm.

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<v Speaker 6>So even though it really spirals my hand to be

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01:59:44.079 --> 01:59:47.479
<v Speaker 6>talking to underlings when I know Martha has my number,

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01:59:47.920 --> 01:59:50.680
<v Speaker 6>I said, certainly, and I sent in the basics in

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01:59:50.720 --> 01:59:51.840
<v Speaker 6>my appearance. Fee.

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01:59:52.239 --> 01:59:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I take it. They they didn't want to

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01:59:54.680 --> 01:59:55.279
<v Speaker 1>meet your feet.

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01:59:55.399 --> 01:59:58.479
<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, step aside, miss Gleo. There's a new act

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01:59:58.520 --> 01:59:59.039
<v Speaker 5>in town.

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01:59:59.439 --> 02:00:01.159
<v Speaker 2>You got any one hundred number to go with that?

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02:00:01.199 --> 02:00:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Crystal ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, nobody cares.

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02:00:04.479 --> 02:00:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Martha's lucky that your email came in right as I

2631
02:00:07.039 --> 02:00:10.000
<v Speaker 2>received the counter offer, because my bacon.

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02:00:09.680 --> 02:00:10.600
<v Speaker 6>Was sizzling enough.

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02:00:10.680 --> 02:00:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Then I might have sent her financials to the FBI again, huh.

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<v Speaker 6>At least I know my fee is always met here.

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02:00:20.079 --> 02:00:21.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'm thrilled to come and say.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you to Michael Escobie though for being a patron

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<v Speaker 6>of that age.

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<v Speaker 3>Dwell, well, thank you, Peggy.

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02:00:28.039 --> 02:00:30.119
<v Speaker 1>Were very reclaiming my time.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Michael, you seem like a lovely person. And just remember,

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02:00:35.039 --> 02:00:37.239
<v Speaker 7>if you are ever speaking to a legend of a

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02:00:37.319 --> 02:00:40.760
<v Speaker 7>stage and screen, the appearance fee is not a starting

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02:00:40.800 --> 02:00:44.600
<v Speaker 7>point for a negotiation. And if you ever speak to Martha.

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<v Speaker 6>Stewart, you can remind you that I am not a

2645
02:00:47.079 --> 02:00:48.279
<v Speaker 6>flea market vendor.

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02:00:48.800 --> 02:00:50.800
<v Speaker 5>I am goddamn miss Peggy.

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02:00:51.960 --> 02:00:53.359
<v Speaker 2>Wow she was hot today.

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02:00:53.479 --> 02:00:56.479
<v Speaker 1>Ouch. Yeah, I thought she might hit me.

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02:00:56.640 --> 02:00:57.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm so glad.

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02:00:57.760 --> 02:00:59.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised me get a hia.

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<v Speaker 1>She was violence today.

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<v Speaker 2>She was she was sizzling, which she said she was sizzling,

2653
02:01:04.720 --> 02:01:05.199
<v Speaker 2>and she was right.

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02:01:05.359 --> 02:01:06.479
<v Speaker 1>It smelled really good in here.

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<v Speaker 2>It was delicious.

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02:01:07.720 --> 02:01:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have to say it smelled real.

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<v Speaker 2>I want breakfast, all right, Erica, any final thoughts on

2658
02:01:13.520 --> 02:01:15.039
<v Speaker 2>seven Brides for seven Brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go out to my whacking cabin.

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02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:20.840
<v Speaker 1>That's where that's where Joe Pesci from Goodfellas lives, and

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02:01:20.960 --> 02:01:22.520
<v Speaker 1>he and I are going to go whack some people.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you see miss Piggy there? Run?

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<v Speaker 1>Run run? What if you got like kidnapped by the

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<v Speaker 1>ugly one?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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02:01:35.159 --> 02:01:36.159
<v Speaker 3>What if the ugly one?

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<v Speaker 1>Like and I'm not naming names, yeah, because you know what,

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02:01:38.760 --> 02:01:41.079
<v Speaker 1>there might be someone different for other people. Sure, but

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02:01:41.239 --> 02:01:43.600
<v Speaker 1>you and I both know who we're talking about. If

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02:01:43.640 --> 02:01:45.560
<v Speaker 1>that was the one that came to my door, and

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02:01:45.880 --> 02:01:48.319
<v Speaker 1>and like I could, I just looked at Benjamin or like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Daniel one of them is hot, Caleb and

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel I like, but I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a middle one that's like a very close second.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going this through process of a limiting. Frank's also hot.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Look and Russ Tamblin is unimpeachable. I am not talking

2678
02:02:05.920 --> 02:02:09.279
<v Speaker 1>about Russ Hamplin. He does have a bulldog face, but

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<v Speaker 1>I am not talking about Russ Hamplin.