Speaker 1: Cool. Broke Them Simulation Broke Them Simulation Sam. Welcome to
Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We are
in it. We get in at the fastest, dude. Should
we call Guinness Book of Guinness Records.
Speaker 2: That's a classic. That's classic.
Speaker 1: PS. We should call them and go. We get into
our podcast quicker than anyone else.
Speaker 2: That's classic.
Speaker 1: Respect us, respect us, Yeah, we love gay dollars here.
Speaker 2: God, we don't get enough respect. I was thinking that what.
Speaker 1: Was his name? Who was it yesterday that came on
and said that we were that I was gay. I'm wrong,
tim foul.
Speaker 2: Somebody said you were gay?
Speaker 1: You remember that. He's like, yeah, I heard you're gay.
You were talking about being gay. I was like, I'm
the John Gottie of the gays.
Speaker 2: Oh oh it was Jamie Deluxe, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jamie Deluxe is gonna do a story on how
gay I am. I'm looking forward send it to Netflix.
I want a special.
Speaker 2: Won't be the first time, won't be the first time,
won't be the last time. Uh okay, so we've led
with hard news.
Speaker 1: Somebody's talking some shit in the comments section about Roger.
Roger is gay, Roger is gay. He's so gay. Roger Dodger,
the gay Pug.
Speaker 2: He's a sweet boy though, he's a jolly fella.
Speaker 1: He is a he's a fatty bro fatty. They're supposed
to weigh fourteen pounds. You know how much Roger weighs?
Speaker 2: Not more than that, for sure.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight pounds.
Speaker 2: Does he really weigh twenty eight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a thick bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If he got started rolling down the hill, he would
never stop rolling.
Speaker 1: It would never stop. So so fat, so gay.
Speaker 2: I thought we would start with something.
Speaker 1: So basically, my pug is a bear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your pug is definitely a bear, maybe a cub.
I think they call it like a like a younger
bear is a cub name.
Speaker 1: But he's a little older now, dude, he's almost.
Speaker 2: Six, right, But he's a he's not I think with
a bear you have like some kind of edge attached
to it, you know, like you're kind of a rough
around the edges.
Speaker 1: And he's he's cuddly, Yeah, he is. He's definitely a power.
I guess they're probably what's what's the what's the.
Speaker 2: Well, Yeah, it's not. I guess this is not technically
a hot topic.
Speaker 1: But a hot topic, dude, it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not really. I don't know. I think of
those as kind of newsy news. But this is just
an enjoyable, an enjoyable story for the whole family. Um,
it's last week. Someone commented this. Lady was like, I
can't share any of this broken sin with my Christian
friends and family because of Sam Tripley's mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's the show. That's the show. Okay, get
in the comments. You want me to go super Christian on
the show, just keep a Christian like what parson will
love Christ? But do you you love Christ? We know
you love Christ? But do you want me to keep
it super Christian? If you do, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I want to share, is what I want to know, Like,
I want to know what part she wanted to share.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that will beep it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well I'll make an edit just for you, lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah we should. We should just upload a Christian version
that we just beep everything and cut out or anything
not Christian. It's a ten minute podcast.
Speaker 2: It's long as young Christian.
Speaker 1: Wo that five for love?
Speaker 2: You know that's the Ultra? Have you seen the Ultra?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I have not, Ye.
Speaker 4: Christian that is so fire, dude. It's such fire, dude, fire.
That's the reason.
Speaker 1: Just watch to the end, just so you can get
your young Christian warrior power ballad. Dude. What a world,
you know, the world that we live in. Also, gusson
at the Dana, she'd love to hear that. If you
got Clavan, she'd love to hear that. She wants me
to make an album of all my songs.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, weren't we gonna do like an A
side and the B side where we go head to
head like I do. Oh, Johnny, you'll crush me. Dude,
you'll crush me. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You got such a velvet voice.
Speaker 2: I'm not singing, it's just a I taking the melodies
that we come up.
Speaker 1: No, dude, I think you'll crush me.
Speaker 2: Dude, No, I don't think so. I just think that'd
be kind of funny. Uh So, this story is tremendous.
It's a JP Morgan executive. This lady here, Yeah, this
lady worked her way to the top. She's accused of
turning a male broker into an s slave. I guess
we'll call it for YouTube's sake. This is from The
Daily Mail JP Morgan executive allegedly used her power to
sexually that you know her ass you have to be
so careful in the first minute on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got five more minutes before we get un
Christian on the show.
Speaker 2: And a boose a junior male employee drugging and subjecting
him to racial abuse and threatening his career. And they
ain't lying.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's future Johnny Here, I'm recording this as
I'm about to publish the episode. We now know that
the story we're about to talk about is probably a fantasy.
It was made up by this guy, is what the
company's saying, and what a lot of people now think
is probably the truth. We still love talking about it.
It's still very funny, and it might even be funnier
when you cansider that some guy made up these accusations.
Think about that anyway, Yes, no need to tell us.
We know it's probably not true, and if you're hearing
this for the first time, it's probably not true. We
think the guy made it up. Either way, fun story.
Enjoy the episode. These are some of some of the
stuff from the story. She would uh. He's identified here
as John Doe. Her words to him right here. Do
you want to get promoted at the year end or not,
she warned him. Do you want a future at JP Morgan?
It's that simple. I don't know why you're fighting this.
The guy who's married was rebuffing all of her advances.
She then allegedly removed her shirt and began fodeling her
boobies and racially insulted Doe's wife, remarking, I bet your
little Asian fishhead wife doesn't.
Speaker 1: Can I like her? I like her. This is such
the guy's reaction to this and versus women's reaction to this.
It's so hilarious. Wodn be like, oh my god, you
are being so strong right now. I'm so sy ah
the ah guys like yeah, yes.
Speaker 2: Then she then rights I own you. I thing own you.
I will make you pay. Do you think you're going
to be in good standing if you do not have
me in your corner? You really think management wants some
brown boy Indian leading originations whatever that is. If you
don't f my brain's out tonight, I'm going to sabotage
your promotions. Oh my god, dude, just give her the wood,
give her the yellowtail, bro, stop crying.
Speaker 6: Do it?
Speaker 1: For all of us. But I like it though, because
now you got good out, you can too make a
ship ton of cash.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out, bro, he's banking on this making.
Speaker 1: So much end. Dude, that guy's making so much end.
Speaker 2: I mean, bro, that woman is off the chain.
Speaker 1: And dude, Asians want in on oppression so badly. Dude,
it's all they dream of that they could cry about
being oppressed.
Speaker 2: Isn't that a crazy story? I want to see some
more photos of her. Somebody said that she was kind
of hot.
Speaker 1: She has kind of hot. You showed her picture and
she got fat? Rack. How do you roof for a
guy and get him hard? Do you hear that about
that chicken Russia? That did that guy broke into her house,
broke into her slan She subdued him, tied him up
and just fed him blue shoes and what and just
and just molested him for like seven days.
Speaker 2: He couldn't leave. That's that's you think he.
Speaker 1: Was fighting hard. You think he's fighting back hard. He's like, oh,
I can't get out of here, this stud guy, isn't
it Oh my god, it's so oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I don't know man, that it could
be bad. It depends on who it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: It's Katy Perry, you know, with her issues that we
documented a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I would totally knock the bottom of that.
Speaker 2: Looks there's more photos of for my brown boy.
Speaker 1: Look at that, dude, Race plays so.
Speaker 2: Hot right, propositioned him for Hey, that's why you mock me?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like being called the MWord in bed.
It's like, that's who I am.
Speaker 2: She propositioned him for oral in the office birthday BJ
for the brown boy, my little brown boy. She told him, uh, yeah,
he wasn't welcome because of his skin color at the company.
People don't want you or your kind here. Like what
is this lady?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that would be so hot to have sex
with that. Why she's just saying the most unholy shit
to you. I would love that. I wonder if he's
so hot most of the time, you got paid a
minute by minute for that stuff free?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, most people are on OnlyFans with that kind
of activity. Dude, do you think maybe it's part of
a kink thing that they had because it's so over
the top that it's almost like role playing.
Speaker 1: No, that's a king thing. She had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe just her everything.
Speaker 1: Dude, listen to me. As women get more powerful in
in in the workplace, the power dynamic starts to share.
Usually she wants to get dominated, right. It's the same
thing as a guy gets really high up he likes
to go to a dominatrix and get his ding dong
kicked in. Like, it's just this weird power dynamic. So
it's very weird that she's she she wants she has
the power and wants to keep the power. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe she started that way, you know, like
and then huh, that's interesting. Yeah, you're right, because normally
it's the other way around the Yeah, women.
Speaker 1: He's dominating her.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got their own thing, though, dude.
Speaker 1: Everyone's got something, Dude.
Speaker 2: She's got something for sure. Like, can you imagine, dude.
I wonder if she's only into like minorities, dude, because
she can.
Speaker 1: I hates her dad. That's why she's running JP Morgan,
just to piss them off.
Speaker 2: Her name is Genie. That's not like white, right.
Speaker 1: Look up what she is? She looks white as ship.
Speaker 2: Let's see Genie's surname.
Speaker 1: Let's find out what she is, and this will determine
whether she'll be fired or not.
Speaker 2: It's roots and it's possibly Albanian, Greek or South Slavic.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, Yeah, Albanians. Every every Albanian woman I've ever
met is a savage. Really, I've never met one. Yeah,
Rowe at the comedy store book her. She's Albanian and
Leonard Jony Albanians. Whether they both have in common. They
don't give a ship. Dude.
Speaker 2: They rips, they really do, they really do. Come on, no,
I mean the best way. I mean like they're they're like.
Speaker 1: A positive rip, like like you gotta you got, dude,
We're talking positive dick ripping here, Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean that, you know, like they don't take any prisoners,
you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm mean, dude, this guy is I wish we
could find out what he looks like.
Speaker 2: But I love the Yeah, he's John.
Speaker 1: I love it. Like we can't show the pictis face. Yeah,
he's like what do you what if he's like kind
of Asian like Steve Byrne or he's just full of
prop World War two propaganda Asian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just he's what's his name from American she
Bang she Bang?
Speaker 1: William Hunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed that guy. What a legend that guy was.
Speaker 1: We should get a cameo from him talking about how
great our show is. Can we get a cameo from him?
If so gives us enough money? See how much William
Hunk's cameos are, and we'll give him a we'll buy
a cameo for him, because we're sticking up for Asians.
Speaker 2: You know who's getting gonna get wrecked by AI cameo
people because AI can.
Speaker 1: Just well, there's a guy trucker and he did a
super chap begging us to help him. We're with you truckers. Wait, yeah,
with truckers.
Speaker 2: They're coming for truckers.
Speaker 1: They're coming for trucker jobs, these poor lot lizards.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's to we'd probably have to do a
business video since to use it commercially it's two fifty
for that. It's thirty dollars for a personal But if
we want to use it in business, like what like
William hung is packing on the LB's By the.
Speaker 1: Way, Johnny, it's not fat saving old people.
Speaker 2: Did you see the B fifty two's That video of them? Man,
they are elderly people still trying to rock. Looks funny
Oh it's bad, bro, They're bad, Johnny.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get old. I can't wait to your old,
Johnny and I can laugh at you.
Speaker 2: It's not that they aren't trying. That's the problem. They're
taking people's money and they clearly aren't trying. They don't care.
One of them is obviously drunk, and get check check this.
Well watch this, dude, I mean it's pathetic.
Speaker 1: Mother, he looks so cueeny right there.
Speaker 2: They don't give a ship terrible.
Speaker 1: She's still going because he's like, I'm gonna She's like move,
act like you're moving. Good for them.
Speaker 2: The rest of them just mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She if something happened before that, and she is pissed,
she is pissed. She's probably trying to get some fish face.
That was dude.
Speaker 2: I didn't even heard that one fish face your fish
face wife? What does that mean? Fish face?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: I don't even I can't understand how that because Asian's
gotta you know, stereotypically have like flatterfaces and a fish
a long narrow face.
Speaker 1: Know what guy, fish he's talking about? For fish? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe a uh yeah, like a flounder flounder face.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that that story was just. I mean, it is
sad for that guy. I guess if he was really genuinely.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny, do you feel bad for him? No?
Speaker 2: I mean and feel bad that.
Speaker 1: The guy in Wall Street is getting used as a
sex slave by his Albanian.
Speaker 2: Both we aren't all built the same. Uh did you
see this? I this was so funny, dude.
Speaker 1: This is uh.
Speaker 2: People are just putting tom cruise and stuff now because
with Ai this is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna get ding for this?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I'll kill the song. It's obviously
the song from top Uh Kenny Loggins, But it's him.
It's speed, you know, just running faster than the bus.
It's him and true? Was that true lies with Schwarzenegger?
Maybe uh Erman there too? Obviously. He just pushes the
guy out of the Tea two thousand.
Speaker 1: By the way, he's.
Speaker 2: Back in the future here out running the DeLorean.
Speaker 1: Do you see the one I sent you with Alex Barrera?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wait that one I can't play though, right, No,
it's it's a I like this of stallone in the face.
This is great, stand by me. He pushes them off
the railroad track. It's so good. We'll have a new
segment called AI Slop every week. Uh, this is one
of the best things I've ever seen done in AI.
It is so you know, they had to find that.
They have to find a story where the Kings are
all eliminated, the Kings to make way for the Queens,
you know, the Council of Kings, the Council of They
had to force Jonathan Majors out for running from a woman.
Speaker 1: Uh so, dare you how dare you so?
Speaker 2: This guy may That's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't call anyone in minority fish this Does he
make any sense?
Speaker 2: This guy made a video and it's it's tremendous.
Speaker 1: Well did they make him? What's his base?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why would they do that?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Where have you been for
the past year?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But why would they make Iron Man Doctor Doom?
Speaker 2: Well it's a different memory. They have all that multiverse
shit going on, so they're gonna explain it. We don't
know yet, nobody knows.
Speaker 1: I think it's gay, all right, I'm supposed to can
tire these fuck what is Doctor Doom? Superpower? Super gay? Anyway?
Someone got pliers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. The effects in that though, are the those
are the best AI effects I've ever seen, because there's not.
Speaker 8: Dude, It's only going to get better when you apply
it when people who actually because good writers I think
so far have resisted using AI, but when good writers
are paired with that shit, right there, bro.
Speaker 1: Or when you get outside of Hollywood, Yes, and you
just let people who are passionate about art actually do art,
not just to sell it for a job, but actually
let artists be artists. That's what you get.
Speaker 2: It's cool though, right, It's just it's finally getting where
you could see it being in a proper film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and guess what now we don't need Hollywood writers
writing it. And like I have friends who are writers
who are struggling to find writing gigs. I feel for them,
but like the system is too stringent. The last thing
is art are you're just trying to write and make
shit to make suits happy? Fuck them, go right to
the internet. Give it to the people. You don't get
dass to the people.
Speaker 2: No, And I mean, yeah, it's just the talent needs
to come together on it, because it's not it can't
edit yet.
Speaker 1: Listen, here's what it's gotta be, creator, buyer, audience. That's it.
The suits in the middle get the fuck out. I
don't need some twenty year old or just graduate college.
Tell me what's what are is? Okay, get out. We
don't need to pitch to you. We don't need you.
I'm gonna create this. I'm gonna pitch it to these
guys and we're gonna see what happens.
Speaker 2: You're a touch hot, Sam, just a little loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me push it back a little more, a
little more, a little more. There we go. How's that, Johnny?
Speaker 2: Just turn it down because you're gonna get close to it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to turn it down.
Speaker 2: There's the volume switch, the game switch on the other side.
Just turn it down just a little bit, not the
knob that changes.
Speaker 1: The Okay, here, how about this? Is that better? Is
that better? Yeah? Yeah? Am I too low? Now?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: That's good?
Speaker 1: Turn it up?
Speaker 2: No, that's now you Yeah, you're burning me up now.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll talk like this, Johnny. I'm just bring it, Johnny.
I'm not gonna bring any of the energy that the
people need because I don't want to burn your ears.
I can't went through to make an AI this show.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're a professional. You've been handling a mic
your entire life and yeah, oh, I like I find
that tenfoil head if I if I don't pay attention
for five minutes, you got the microphone like over here,
like hey, so what do you think of flat earth theory?
Speaker 1: And I have to go and post and like, dude,
people aren't here for the energy, Johnny, come out, let
me dance.
Speaker 2: You spent like the other day.
Speaker 1: Hey, Johnny, will you tell Infinite Matt nine ninety nine
to go kiss fishheads? Okay, go kick the fishhead? Oh
say stop yelling. Yeah, nobody wants you, Infinity. Okay, we're
out here rocking. I got one mode scorch.
Speaker 2: You spent like five minutes a tinfoili o letter with
the off mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's I just want to keep make sure they're listening.
When I could do that, Johnny, it's psychological. Okay. What
I'm saying is listen more harder.
Speaker 2: Did you see that, dude? They got rid of Sora
the AI video generation hi on dude. Yeah, uh it's
big news.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tried to use it today to make something transition
for hot topics and it has got ai. Open Ai
officially discontinued the sour Web app and app Experiences on
April twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: So you know why, because everyone's making so many political videos,
could be they were getting pissed.
Speaker 2: It says it was high operating costs estimated at well
some some millions.
Speaker 1: They should have sold it, dude, Why shut it down?
It's like Vine, it's like MySpace. Why are you shutting
it down?
Speaker 2: It says we've decided to discontinue Sora in the consumer
app and API.
Speaker 1: So that means, oh, yeah, so the rich people could
still get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kiss a dick.
Speaker 2: As we focus and compute, demand grows aka the price
of oil.
Speaker 1: A dick, Kiss a dick? Come on? Oh man, kiss
a dick. We wrote that, dude.
Speaker 2: I like that. The Sora research team continues to focus
on world simulation research.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's focus on that.
Speaker 2: What is that to advance robotics that will help solve
real world physical tasks? Okay, kiss a dick?
Speaker 1: Come on? No, kiss a kiss a Is.
Speaker 2: That one of your songs on your album?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So young, I got a couple of songs. I
remember them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta write them down, record them in your
voice notes on your phone.
Speaker 1: Kiss a kiss.
Speaker 2: You mentioned political ads, Dude, I This might be one
of the best political ads I've ever seen that Spencer
Pratt put out the Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, this thing is like fatality.
Speaker 2: It really is. Bro. He came and with this like
came in heavy bro. And I think it's gonna I
think it's gonna make a difference.
Speaker 1: Johnny, so nice. If you're on Yahoo messengers.
Speaker 2: Still always I can't get off of it.
Speaker 1: Do you ever see the AI where they made Nick
flood test black? No, that sound, it's so funny and
in the background you could hear the beat of the
fire alarm going.
Speaker 2: The that's so funny. And I'll see if I can
find it. We'll continue our AI slap segment one video further.
Speaker 1: Dude, this show should go all AI slop. The people
are wanting it. I have a story that I have
a couple of stories, Johnny, please okay, well let me
forget let me write them down.
Speaker 2: As you're looking up, I can't find the Spencer I mean,
the the Nick finn test black thing. Let me see no, no, no,
I don't see it.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Here's the Spencer Pratt ad that's running locally, hopefully here
in la I saw it on Instagram and then I'll
tell you that it's already had a major effect, this ad.
So check this out. Great ad.
Speaker 1: This is where Mayor vass lives. You notice something or
here where Nikki Ramin's three million dollar mansion sits.
Speaker 10: They don't have to live in the mess they've created.
Speaker 1: Where you live. This is where I live. They let
my home burn down. I know what the consequences of
failed leadership are. That's why I'm running for Mayorge. Let's go, buddy. Plus,
Angelin knows that what have stopped these corrupt politicians from
destroying our city. We are gonna get the golden age
of Los Angeles back. Let's go, buddy, Let's go.
Speaker 2: That's one of the most effective political ads I've ever
seen at any level. Honestly. I mean that's class. Just
the contrast of their mansions and then what used to
be his mansion by the way.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know that would never have happened unless we
got drones. Thank you drones.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means. I gotta be honest. Oh,
you mean the video I got.
Speaker 1: You you had a shot. The last shot was a drone shot.
Of course, the drones can go and reverse Johnny, you know.
Speaker 2: That yes, I do know that. Yeah, here's the crazy thing,
the odds. When that ad came out, he passed, uh,
he passed bass on Kelshie into.
Speaker 1: John Johnny, you love Kelshy. It's so hilarious. You just
love Kelshi. You're like, Kelshy's the Lord. What you love Kelshi?
You love Kyshe, you love poly Market. We're like, these
guys are the best guys. Listen to me. I just
tweeted this. Okay, Kelshie, poly Market are propaganda tools? Now,
Johnny and Howie pushed back, No, it's about who's betting.
Just remember, guys, the progressive Bolsheviks had been jacking billions
of dollars in tax fraud. Have a lot of money
to go in on somebody to make you think that
this chick that nobody knows who she is. No, both
the Democrat governor that's leading, the Latino guy and whatever
this chick is. I don't even know what she is.
Nobody knows them. I've never heard anybody have a conversation
ever about these two people ever.
Speaker 2: Okay, but nobody saying that we should divine any kind
of meaning about her. No, I'm saying that Spencer Pratt,
who nobody would be supporting on Kalshi unless he was
actually doing well, has moved into second place.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you think because I brought this up that
it's a propaganda tool. You're like, no, it's money.
Speaker 2: It's smartish to get corrected because there's so many people
out there who only care about money that would love
to find like where the odds are off. Clearly there
are people analyzing this, all the nerds, and it would
get fixed real you see in sports when something gets
bat out there.
Speaker 1: Johnie, they got billions of dollars to throw into this,
into the governor, into.
Speaker 2: Every dollar that's put into it.
Speaker 1: You don't, yeah, go check it out. I guarantee you.
You don't think they can fucking fit that that. They can.
They can they can play it with that, with with
money and making bots or making whatever come in on
that money. I mean, it's just crazy that you believe
this ship.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm not saying it for her, bro I'm saying
it for Spencer Pratt.
Speaker 1: No, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like it because as soon as I
brought it up, you were like, it's bulls, No, it's
I mean, I mean, I guess, okay, since you're right,
we'll go back to believing poles. Those are better.
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe anything. I believe the streets, Johnny.
Speaker 2: The Poles also say he's in second, by the way,
but they have first. They have Bass in first place.
But here's the thing. If he is in the top two,
it'll go to a runoff almost certainly, which means she
can't ignore him anymore. Uh, and she will have to
acknowledge him and debate him or uh face criticism for that.
Speaker 1: So oh, dude, dude, they'll all they these democrats love
not debating. They love it. They love it. Yeah, they're like, no,
I'd love not to debate.
Speaker 2: When your ideas don't stand up to scrutiny, that's what happens.
You don't want to go on debate stages because you
get wrecked every time. Yep, you know it doesn't get
wrecked every time.
Speaker 1: Talk to me, Johnny.
Speaker 2: It's blue Choo cho.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, blue Choo doesn't get wrecked. It does
the wrecking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially they're new blue Choo gold Sandwich. I know
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Speaker 2: I just got a text from Upholster, says, reaching out
to hear perspectives on Israel in the US, especially with
Iran tensions. Got a moment, should I reflect, you say
f Israel? I say, yes, I have moments. So I
want to see what what this guy says to me.
See if this is a genuine pole Get.
Speaker 1: Johnny, what you're doing your polls. Can I bring up
my dates?
Speaker 2: I'm always doing my polls.
Speaker 1: Bro, Johnny you love Poles, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Boy, do bring him up, bro, bring them up.
Speaker 1: Guys. Uh, this Saturday, I'm gonna change the time. Uh
that's right, Hero, that's right. My new my new road Strike. Dude,
I gotta change the time on that though. Johnny just
keep singing that as I talk about this. This was
This was filmed in in Batavia. It's about thirty five
minutes of crush Fest. So that will be on YouTube
dot com slash Sam Triple E Comedy check that out.
And then my dates. Let's get through my dates because
Daddy's coming and he's dropping the hammer of God's Okay,
Huntington Beach, Austin for my special that's on the twenty second.
If they let me do what I want, I am
going to put out the best special ever and be
hated by everybody at the same time. Albuquerque, the thousandth
episodes sold out. We are working on after parties or
meetups the next day. Saint Petersburg, Florida for the Joke
World Comedy Festival, Lawrence, Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas, Elsa skank I
said New Orleans, Austin, and then finally finally Austin closing up, Johnny,
that's so much. You got me. Johnny got me wet, dude,
Johnny got me wet.
Speaker 2: Just the debates coming.
Speaker 1: Go to word wardebate dot com and get the dates
they are coming out. All right, Johnny, did that show
that at all? Did that show world War Debate? Yeah? Okay,
go to world wardebate dot com. Contender series is starting,
let's go, big news starting.
Speaker 2: But you don't say when. So how are you promoted?
Speaker 1: We're setting that up right now. I might have a
job for you, Johnny. I might have a job. All right,
all right, I love.
Speaker 2: Are you forcing me to do a job because of
my fish face girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because your fish face girlfriend. We're in it. We're
in it. Go.
Speaker 2: You said you had something, you had something to share.
Speaker 1: I believe, Yeah, Johnny. This is called mystery package that
I already opened.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You said
mystery package, mysteryckage.
Speaker 1: It's mystery package.
Speaker 11: It could be anything.
Speaker 1: It could be a ton of cash or something ranged.
It doesn't doesn't matter.
Speaker 10: It could be anything I.
Speaker 12: See.
Speaker 1: If it please, I feel it altered my voice on
that one a little bit.
Speaker 2: I had to get you in the right key.
Speaker 1: So he's in Toronto. I forgot to do this last week.
Look at this, so it gave me this.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm sorry, Sam, I have to interrupt you for
just a second. I got a reply from this poster.
It says, that's great, thanks for being opened the chat.
We're focused on highlighting the importance of the US Israel alliance.
How do you see Israel as one of America's strongest allies?
Speaker 1: Especially to will you write a parasite? Write a parasite?
Look at this, dude? Look at that? Pretty nice, dude,
pretty nice.
Speaker 2: So them as a parasite on the back of our
fine nation.
Speaker 1: Yeah go. Have you ever seen the movie Matt Max
and the Terror Dome. I see us as we're master
blaster where blaster Israel is plaster and then go but
the person running everything is Tita Turner, the Bank of
England right there. Okay, So look at this. Cool So Johnny,
I get this. I get this from. I'm gonna say,
who was a wonderful woman in Toronto. I'll give you
her things. She makes these. And I'm walking through the
Toronto airport and this guy's like, what's in the box?
Is it money or watches? I go no? And why
would I tell you that?
Speaker 2: Wait? T s A ask you that?
Speaker 1: No? A guy randomly in the airport.
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would I tell you that? Dude?
Speaker 2: Hey, is there anything in there? I could steal from?
Speaker 1: One? Why would I tell you that?
Speaker 2: Also? I Sam, are you on Wi Fi? Because are
you uploading something?
Speaker 1: I am not uploading anything. I'll close everything.
Speaker 2: You're very fuzzy.
Speaker 1: Why am I so fuzzy? Dude?
Speaker 2: It was fine? And before you shared all those videos.
Speaker 1: Oh you know why, Johnny I called Israel parasite. Now
they're messing with me.
Speaker 2: Oh, probably Israel is not parasite.
Speaker 1: I have to say that for the Wi Fi. I
love this, dude. We're I can't even say that as
a joke because it'll get cut up and I'll be
every it will be everywhere. I we could be heroes.
Speaker 2: What are you? Were you trying to sing at the
gayest way possible way? We could be hero We could
be those guys.
Speaker 1: All right, so let me show you.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's very very toppy.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything about Johnny. Let me see what
Wi Fi I'm on. Yeah, I'm on the good one.
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: You got, like, sorry, three pixels dedicated to your whole face.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That sounds good.
Speaker 1: At least that's all it matters nobody.
Speaker 10: All right, here we go. Look go what this lady
got me?
Speaker 1: Made me? I motherfucker easy ship.
Speaker 9: Okay, let me show you real quick.
Speaker 2: This is the hardest thing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, but it's the coolest thing ever. Look
at that? What is it? A doll? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Somebody made me a doll?
Speaker 2: Where my basses? Who is the doll?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 2: You reach as? I can't see it? Tell it's it's
too blurry?
Speaker 1: Really is it that blurry? I'm gonna log off.
Speaker 2: It could be any man as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 10: I'm ana log off.
Speaker 2: It's not his camera. It's not his camera. He's got
a very good camera.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, though, dud. I think I saw that
on Instagram. Yeah, very cool. Let me see if I
can pull it's on your Instagram, right, I'll pull up
an image so people can see it. You can't see it, Yeah,
yeah I can. I mean, but it's oh with the glasses,
I can tell it she's supposed to be. Yeah, but
it looked I saw it on Instagram. It looked way better. Yeah,
but yeah, that's cool, dude, it's very cool.
Speaker 10: It's very cool.
Speaker 2: Should we add that to Babylon? Is that going to Babylon?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I gotta figure out where to put that. And
then this is the what she gave me.
Speaker 2: Oh so she made like a whole Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 1: That's miss Zagic seventy two art.
Speaker 2: Make it a little add a couple more numbers and
random letters that please, and that's it.
Speaker 10: So I would love to have you guys seen it
in all that's glory.
Speaker 2: That's cool, man, Yeah, Johnny, it is. When's the last
time we did five star reviews? That's a good question.
We might do him today.
Speaker 1: We should.
Speaker 10: We got a cool last thing. I'm so pissed. I
think you guys can't see how glorious.
Speaker 2: Might Uh no, no, they're complaining to I thought it
was maybe just me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leaving come back, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, sometimes that helps. Let's see, if I leave
the studio, Sam is leaving the studio. He's gonna return, though,
don't don't you fret out there, dear, listener. What should
I do while he's gone? Should I do an ad?
Or chance? Let me see?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 2: Dana, do you have another ad for me?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: We do have another ad? Well, do you know what
is it? Let me see? M there he is?
Speaker 1: Am I better?
Speaker 2: No, not at all?
Speaker 1: All right, been a great show, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Wee, No, there's no ending this show. We have two
more ads?
Speaker 1: Brother? What up? Sammy stopped watching poor Watch?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you maxed out your internet bandwidth on on the Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do then, Johnny, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I just we I mean the video was never an
important asset as far as you're concerned, anyway, was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? People talking about my shoulders.
Speaker 2: Did you see this story? You remember that race car
driver who died in that fiery plane crash like a
few months back. Do you remember that Greg Biffle Do
you remember and had the golfer not golfer?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No, was a race car driver? Okay, okay?
Speaker 2: Uh and that bro that story is crazy. They're talking
now like it might be an inside job in his
whole family. Yeah, why check this out? Okay, So some
really suspicious what I mean, just it's not even suspicious.
It's like blatantly illegal crime happened right after the plane crashed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened?
Speaker 2: Check this out all right?
Speaker 5: Full His wife and their two children crashed, killing all
on board Ohl. At two am the next day, an
email appeared in the inbox of Greg Biffles stating quote,
I heard you dead. Rest in hell. That same day,
documents say information associated with bank accounts owned by Biffle
and his wife, Christina were changed. The information included email accounts,
phone numbers, and passwords. Fraudulent activity was also detected on
Christina's Venmo account. On December thirtieth, a fraudulent check was
cash from one of Biffle's bank accounts. Another three checks
were also attempted to be cash from that same account.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Of January seventh, going into the earliest hours of January eighth,
that's when documents say someone broke into Biffle's home in Moresville.
This footage released by law enforcement shows that person walking
throughout the house. It is believed to be a woman.
Documents say the woman had previous knowledge of the home,
including security camera placement and the location of a Biffle's
closet and safe room. The woman allegedly spends six hours
in the home, taking thirty thousand dollars in hours, multiple guns,
and jewelry. On January sixteenth, the celebration of life was
held for Biffle and his family. At that event, detectives
believe they identified a woman who matched the suspect caught
on camera in the Biffles home. They say she was
a friend of the Biffel family. Documents also say a
license plate reader spotted a vehicle associated with that family
friend near the Biffel home just before the suspect is
seen on camera inside. Shortly after police released a picture
of the suspect, court documents seep into plans to go
to a gathering of friends and instead went to Pennsylvania.
Since then, a home and storage unit where searched by police.
No suspects have been named and no arrest have been made.
Documents claimant all from both the home and bank accounts,
hundreds of thousands of dollars have been stolen. Wow And
while a lot of the documents do seem to focus
on that woman, the document do go on to say
they believe this required multiple participants that all had intimate
knowledge of both greg and Christina's bank accounts. They also
say they believe that that break in is the cover
up of an even bigger plan to still even more assets.
Speaker 2: Bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Who is the guy they're showing his face? Who is he?
That is?
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is from someone called Matt vance Swoll
He says, uh, oh yeah, Greg Biffel's helicopter co pilot,
Aaron Lloyd, and Aaron's wife, Kaylei Lloyd were issued the
following information were issued the fund anyway. I guess they're
the ones that were there now we're er Biffle is
the guy who did these like drops of supplies to
the people in Asheville after that horrible all the flooding
up there and everything. Like he was going in without femae,
like just going yolo, like helping people like a good
person would. Uh, And I guess they're this person anyway,
is implicating the helicopter pilot.
Speaker 1: Is that the guy right there?
Speaker 2: It must be right because they're pointing at him.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Like think of that? It suggests that there this was
like timed out because they were ready to go right
into his house after he died, and and and then
they caught her at his, uh, his memorial service, which
is I mean, think about how two face you'd have
to be to do that as somebody and then show
up at their memorial service. So sad, dude, dark man dark,
so dark, it's almost like that JP Morgan lady just
so dark.
Speaker 1: So okay, So Johnny, they're not even close. Okay, nice try.
Speaker 2: That was a joke. Sand That was a joke.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know what else is super dark is this drunk
bitch is gonna get three hundred grand for getting shit
faced on a carnival cruise. Did you see? It's some funny.
Speaker 1: Woman just they'll do anything except forget fucking accountability. They'll
even sue.
Speaker 2: And she got three hundred grand for this like what
she does.
Speaker 14: Here and this never before seen surveillance video, you can
see Diana ordering shots of tequila at one bar after another.
Here here here fall in just over an eight hour period, her.
Speaker 1: Eyes were glossy. You don't have to be a toxicologist.
Speaker 15: You can tell by listening to this lady she's drunk.
Speaker 1: She says.
Speaker 14: She eventually blacked out and was severely injured after falling
down the flight of stairs. Carnival claims the fall never happened.
Speaker 6: I found bruises, and I was like, where did I
get these bruises?
Speaker 1: My got you what happened?
Speaker 2: Watched they got video of her called me and.
Speaker 1: I said, I never fell and I never went into
anybody's room.
Speaker 14: Bodycam video shows her being escorted by ship security back
to her stateroom, where she drunkenly confronted her two shipmates.
Speaker 16: If you were in my bread for thirty years, if
you were my bread through thirty.
Speaker 14: Years, and this never before?
Speaker 1: She got, Oh my god, why I'm telling you, Johnny.
It didn't even go to court there did The ships
people were just like it's cheaper just to pay her.
Speaker 2: Three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Bro, if you can just get it to that point,
you're gonna make some money.
Speaker 2: Just fall fall downstairs. I mean, my mom is such
a sweet lady. She she was at this hardware store
the other day and they had from outside, like down
the stairs. They had a giant hole that was like
this deep and this big round, and it from like
water erosion, and she fell in it and like took
a really bad fall, like scraped up her arms, you know,
and she's old and she was like walking with a
limp for a week or two. Didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Johnny, did you just tell your mom to walk it off?
Speaker 2: Well, she could barely get up. She had to call
them to come help her up. And then they were like, oh,
we're so sorry. There's we've been calling corporate about this
hole to fix it. There's supposed to be a cone there,
but somebody moved the cone and she could.
Speaker 1: Have shined you go, shoe, shoe shoe.
Speaker 2: But she's not. She's not the kind of person.
Speaker 1: She's just not. She's the old school dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's.
Speaker 1: Old school back when you just sued when you had
a real reason to suit. Yeah, just to make money
because you're a fat, drunk, drunk chick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she wasn't my father. Yeah, that was so funny.
Speaker 1: Nude.
Speaker 2: If you're my friend and you're my friend for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what are we talking about? Dude?
Speaker 2: Speaking of the who's somebody who did take a fall
down the stairs? I'm not even sure about showing this.
Did you see the nick flintest footage of.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, show it's great.
Speaker 2: We finally got the footage of Uh, we've seen the
reverse angle of this, where the police are coming and
this woman gives her a side of the story about
being Can we hear that?
Speaker 1: Can we hear her her side story? I just wanted
to say.
Speaker 2: Hi, no, no, she she was honest about uh well,
mostly honest. Let me see. Okay, it's been a while
since this happened.
Speaker 1: Been a while since. Boa baby boo, baba babe. I
keep saying, so this singing, don't no, I'm more quick zins,
and then I just keep rocking. I'm probably gonna lose
my cheese on this show. My friend Lucy's. I just
can't stop picking Lucy's. I have been eating gum like
a mofo. Look at that, dude, I love that stuff.
Speaker 2: Let me see. It's the body cam footage of the police.
I'm trying to find here, and it's all been kind
of like, uh, is this it? No, I can't find it.
I don't want to spend all all day, but.
Speaker 1: This is so.
Speaker 2: This woman o up to his house and had been
like stop.
Speaker 1: People want me to booth everything. It's like stop. This
woman had been kind of annoying him out, harassing him, yeah, harassing.
Speaker 2: Him, taking pictures of it. Doxing him online and so
finally after telling him to go away, she uh comes
out or he comes out and this happens. Hi, oh
my god, you pepperspraiser and then just gives her are
we are you sure about this? On YouTube because they're
like a too a full two handed? Like there she
goes who he takes her phone?
Speaker 1: Did you get that? Do you hear her? Dude? Y'all
go back go to that point.
Speaker 2: And was like, did you get that?
Speaker 9: Hi? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: All right? That's so funny?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah good, I mean, like, dude, well you know,
I mean, people show up, shit happens, yea, even though
I showed up, none happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Erica kirk Boy posted a weird video. Did
you see this?
Speaker 1: Weird? My god?
Speaker 2: It's so see I like that.
Speaker 1: I like when we do culture stuff.
Speaker 2: It's is this culture Erica kirk Yeah, okay, it's so
strange bro, guys, look at these dude, is what are
you showing?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see my guns. I can't hear it, Johnny,
I know, because it's not playing. Why she dressed like
a fed.
Speaker 2: I think people said she wasn't dressing like she was
in mourning. So now she's wearing all black all the time,
like she's a CIA contract.
Speaker 1: Now wearing leggings that you bought. You're not buying yoga
pants the day after your husband died, you and tale
sax skin.
Speaker 2: She looks like a hit man and like one of
those modern.
Speaker 1: Where we just watched hundred pound chicks beat the shit
out of everybody.
Speaker 2: That's why she looks like, yeah, she just beat the
shit out of some two hundred pound guy.
Speaker 6: Seems to me that nothing will ever be enough for
the evil in this world. Our country has become unrecognizable.
These people have perverted the truth to the point that
they motivated the murder of my husband. They'd continuously tried
to assassinate the president. Anyone who stands in their way
is labeled hateful, racist, fascist, and you forgot anti That
is gly, dishonest. We want the best for our country.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 6: This is why Charlie started turning Point USA in the
first place. He didn't trust the radicalized liberal teachers. And
this past Saturday, it was a school teacher, of all people,
a school teacher that attempted to change our history for
the world with bullets and everyone is asking why I
even went to the White House Correspondent Center, and it
was because many of the journalists in that room have
attempted to dehumanize me, and I wanted to meet some
of them face to face. Quite frankly, why have a
conversation about me when you can have a conversation with me. So,
for example, how journalists from the Daily Mail came up
to me join us. She introduced herself and she was saying,
she was very gracious. She was saying, you look so beautiful.
I'm so sorry for your loss, to which I replied,
it is so nice to put a name to the face,
especially with all of the slander, the lies, accusations that
are out there surrounding my husband's murder and myself. And
I said to her, you know what's so interesting. This
is my first time at the White House Correspondent Sinner,
and I find it so fascinating the dynamic that is
going on right now because everyone is all dressed up,
and you guys are co mingling in and out of
each other's cocktail parties. And so for one night you
were able to put aside all of your differences.
Speaker 1: Would you the real tell what she's saying, it's.
Speaker 6: Things will go back to being an absolute bloodbath between
all of you. She replied, literally, she said, I know,
isn't it special, right, per Tonight's so special. And following
that conversation, it was time to take our seats and
we went into the big ballroom where the dinner was.
And one of the first things I noticed when I
walked into that room was quite literally the proximity of
the opposing outlets to one another.
Speaker 1: You're giving away the secret.
Speaker 6: That's Politico, and another table here that's Fox, and another
table here that's Wappo, and you're all cramped together, elbow
to elbow. And to make the night even more of
a spectacle, every single time ten person table had ten
bottles of wine.
Speaker 2: You're literally giving away the secrets of the.
Speaker 6: White House Correspondence Association. The evening had that feeling of Americana.
You know, we were in a room celebrating freedom of
speech despite our differences, and the US Marine band performed
the national anthems so beautifully, and then shortly thereafter, gunshots
rang out and total chaos ensued. And you guys have
all seen what happened next, because there are a thousand
videos of it. So let's discuss that fact for a second.
Let's not if you were in that room, Yeah, you
had no way of knowing what the status of the
shooter was, how many there were, or honestly, really anything.
It was just utter chaos. And so during an act
of shooting, these journalists are using their phones to find
moments to capture for clips. They were so concerned about
getting a.
Speaker 1: Video in a row. How much longer is it active
shooter they could have?
Speaker 2: And quite literally, here's the thing though, she I mean,
she's saying she's blaming journalists for doing journalism like trying
to get footage of it.
Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I wouldn't call them journalism. I
call them political hacks. She just gave away everything's kfab.
She doesn't even know what she's saying. And I'm gonna
be honest with you. I'm gonna give Eric Kirk a
little space because I think she's an MK ultra sex kid,
and I think she was sent in and she's playing
a game, and she's they really want her to run
for vice president and nobody likes her, and her reaction
to this has been complete. Listen, you can't tell how
people react. I mean, I've been to funerals of people
I love didn't cry. I've been the funerals of people
I barely knew and cried. You know, It's just I
don't know how you react. Okay, but your parents are Cia. Okay,
you're connected. She's trying to get sympathy. You've never dressed
any any of the allegations that you're connected to a
child sex trafficking ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, can I just play? This is maybe
the more relevant portion here to what we talk about
is only twenty seconds.
Speaker 6: Every morning I wake up to a new headlineline about me.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 6: Comedians dressing up in white face. I have people saying
I'm not fit to be CEO, and I have Cannice
Owen's claiming I murdered my husband, and the list goes
on and on and on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing, guys,
she can say whatever she wants to say. Look at this, Yeah,
because she's got an operation and it isn't going the
way they wanted to. And I've said this to people
that are very highly critical of Candice Owns, and you
can be I think you should be critical of everybody
including Johnny mostly Johnny, trust me, I don't trust. Don't
trust Johnny. Why are you dressed like Erica Kirk right now?
Why are you all in black? Well? Who are you mourning?
Right now? Are you mourning? Uh? Bonso Ball's new haircut.
Speaker 2: The American material denim. It's blue, it's black. It's not black.
Speaker 1: This is blue, Johnny, this is blue. It's blue.
Speaker 2: Bozo are you colored black.
Speaker 1: Guys getting the comment sections Johnny wearing all black? Are
all blue?
Speaker 2: Black hat, blue shirt, blue blue shirt, black hat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? See, Johnny Kane, get it right. It's so obvious.
Speaker 2: Are you dumb?
Speaker 1: Johnny? Somebody just said you're way sexier than Erica Kirk.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I would love if you are Charlie Kirk's kay lover
and they want you to run and I'm just like
I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to run a Christian organization and people
think I'll kill my husband. Yes, I forgot I met you.
Erica Kirk has called a few people fish face around
the offices.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, these fucking fish. You know, it's crazy, but
you know, so everyone wants you know, they're lying about this,
they're lying about that, really because the market shows. One
person show is bigger than ever, and the other person
is can't even is struggling to sell tickets. Okay, you
played in arena, nobody was there. I mean you're losing
the you're losing the common sense battle. That's the problem.
And you can say whatever you want about Tucker Carlson.
You can say whatever you want about Candice Owens or
even if you Some people want to put Dave Smith
in there, which is this weird fight between Dave Smith
and Dan bas Arian, which I don't understand it because
they're on the same side of a lot of shit.
You know. It's like Dave can't do anything because he's Jewish, right,
It's like, oh, fucking Jewish people. You know, It's like whatever, dude,
I think he's doing the Lord's work. Dave's very important
and he's and this notion that Dave Smith isn't funny
is ridiculous. Dude. I get on panel with Dave Smith.
He's so fucking fast. He's so fucking fast, dude. I
like when I get when I go on panel with him,
I know I have to fucking be fucking because he's
so fucking fast, dude, But I just want to say
this is that you know, the market will tell you
whether you're faking the funk out of a nasty dunk or not.
And that's why Ben Shapiro's losing his audience. That's why
Erica Kirk and uh her organization's using losing their audience.
Speaker 2: And that's why Mark Levin has no listeners.
Speaker 1: Okay. And the only reason he gets any kind of
traction is because he says the most ridiculous shit and
everyone cuts it up and puts it out. I mean,
this is a guy that was fighting against cancel culture.
Now he's calling for cancel culture. I mean it's like, dude,
the mental gymnastics you have to do and again again.
I love everybody. I'm very very honest about that. I
love everybody. There's no group, there's no religion. I go,
these guys are there's there's there's sorcery that I don't like,
but there's no Abrahamic religion or anything like that where
I'm like, these people are all bad and no, it's
not at all our friends, dude, But you know if
you But I don't believe in any kind of uh.
I don't believe in protected classes. I don't believe in
anyone should be protected from criticism or comedy. And she's
crying about what's his face doing? White face? Sorry, I
thought it was funny. That's why I resonate with everybody.
That's why it's funny. Yeah, guy, Hey, hey, Jimmy Brooks.
I have been on podcasts with Dave Smith. He has
crushed Okay, I'm not gonna name a joke. Okay, he's
a podcast the guy. I love when people say, name
one fucking joke. So deal that my podcast and a
bunch of people named a bunch of jokes. It was
so funny, name a joke. I've been on panel with
the guy. I know who's fast. I know who's not fast.
That guy is fucking fast. Like that's why Legion and
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He's very funny. I'm not gonna sit here and say
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Speaker 1: Whoa Johnny? Look at this?
Speaker 2: Let me show something real, quick, show me something dog.
Speaker 1: Look at this. This is San Francisco right now, Hold on,
Look at San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Can you maximize it?
Speaker 1: Look at this? This guy's pants fell down. He's in
the middle. It looks like someone yelled freeze frame, freeze frame.
Speaker 2: Can that be real? That's crazy? That's on RT isn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, look at this sky, dude, imagine doing
it right there, and you just freeze like a statue.
And he wants to pull his pants up, but he
can't do it because he's in freeze frame. They need.
This guy's trying to suck himself off.
Speaker 2: They need to refresh their betting. It's what they need
to do.
Speaker 1: They really do. Dude. Look at that and this poor
guy's trying to get home with his vegetables.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what have you ever heard that? Doctors say, like,
you know, as you say, as you get older, you're
not as flexible. Doctors say that when you're under anesthesia,
like pretty much everybody can get their leg behind their head.
It's almost all mental.
Speaker 1: Really, dude.
Speaker 2: Doctors say that, like people can You can put people
in all kinds of weird conditions.
Speaker 1: When should I take Should I take a steak before
do jiu jitsu? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's their mind, though, dude, isn't that it's
your mind timing your what your body can do. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's your man, it's your mon dog, your mind. Johnny,
can I tell a story please?
Speaker 2: I love the story?
Speaker 1: So I uh just played Texas. I was in Dallas
and Fort Worth and I don't know why, but lately
I haven't been drawing in tech. In Dallas, I don't
get it. Packed it out in UH. I did really
well in Fort Worth, didn't do that great in UH. Dallas,
I don't get it. And that's been like my last
two trips there. I was like, what are we doing here? Why?
Why is Dallas not love me? You know?
Speaker 2: So anyways, going too much or something? What do you
think you've been going too much? No?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. It's just a weird market for me.
It's literally the only market in Texas. I don't do
well in everything else. I pack it out because people
want to get the haha heat ah heat. Dallas more
liberal maybe, I think, dude, everybody's moving from California. You know.
The rule they should make is like, you can't fucking
vote in the state for ten years.
Speaker 2: I agree, then saturate.
Speaker 1: In conservativism and then lose that progressive retardedness. So anyways,
am I still blurry?
Speaker 2: No? You're good?
Speaker 1: Okay? So anyways, so I was on Twitter and I
did a couple. First of all, I've learned how to
work Twitter now on.
Speaker 2: The road, congratulations.
Speaker 1: I mean Instagram. Instagram is weird, like they don't like
to show you your content outside of your market as much.
So if you're in the market, they'll show it to
the market. But if you're not in the market, you
got to buy ads. So I what I see what
you're saying. Yeah, So what I've learned to do is
in the market, just bombard Instagram with clips and live streams.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you get there, right when.
Speaker 1: I get there, Susie Land, just start live streaming and
start doing all that shit. So, uh, your partner is
a sam How are you look at this?
Speaker 2: Okay, don't read the comments while you're telling a story.
Speaker 1: But the danger Randy is really dancing that dirty dance. Okay.
So anyways, I'm in like a couple of weeks before
I am doing I I that rappone lesbian soccer player, right,
Megan whatever her name is Rapino. So anyways, the US
men win gold and cash cash cash, app Patel is
in the locker room celebrating with them, drinking champagne, like
he scolded Golf, I have no problems with it, right,
Ruppino is losing her mind. She's like, if we if
of course he uh when the women win, he shouldn't
be allowed in the locker room. We don't want men
in our locker room. And I tweet unless they're trans,
and you would love that, right, because she's been very
very Johnny, are you there?
Speaker 2: I am here.
Speaker 1: Okay, you look like you froz. You're so so I
I tweet, yeah, unless she's trans, because you would love that,
because Rapino is pro trans playing in women's sports, because
she has to deep throat, which is the only thing
she's ever deep throated. She has a deep throat, progressive
Bolshevik talking points. So I go, unless she's trans, and
you would love her in the locker room. Well, this
trans comedian named Joe ellis h she sees that, she goes,
of course you had to work trans into a tweet,
And I go, wow, okay, whatever, that's a crazy thing.
That's totally acceptable use of trans in a tweet because
it's logical. So then the next day on Twitter, everyone's like,
and by the way, Johnny, you know, I tweet thousand
tweets a day, right, I'm just battling the forces of
evil all the time, trying to make a difference.
Speaker 2: You're trying to in our community. No, get those sweet
dollars from Twitter monetization.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so then people are like, ah, if we
had Kamala Harrison, we wouldn't be in this predicament. I go,
the only you know, my what I say, the only
difference between Trump Trump's cabinet and Kamala Harris's cabinet is
Kamala Harris's cabinet will be fat lesbian's trans and BLM,
and Trump's cabinet is closeted gas. That's the only difference
between those two. And she tweets again, oh look who
worked the trans into another joke. I go, and I'm like,
am I gonna fucking am I gonna like respond to
this because I feel like that's what they want, So
I don't respond to it. And by the way, that
is a true thing as well. Okay, I mean Joe
Biden had trends with their fake tips out on the
White House White House lawn. So a couple of days
after that, I get a message from her on Instagram
and she's like, hey, I see you're gonna be in
the Dallas area. Can I do a guest spot? And
I'm like, yeah, let's do this. Why not come on
down and do a guest spot. And then so then
a couple days later, I'm like, just know I got
trans jokes. She's like, I can't wait to hear him.
I hear him. I got him too. So anyways, so
the day comes, I find out and this is the
funniest thing. So I do a live stream promoting the show.
She's in the comment section. She's in the section of
the live stream. I'm like, come on my live stream.
So I let her and she comes in. She's like Hi,
I'm like, so you're gonna perform me? Yeah, I'm so excited.
And I go, well, you know, you really went at
me about two trans jokes I did on Twitter and
while I was tweeting one hundred tweets a day. She goes, well,
I was joking. I go, well, you didn't sound like it.
She goes, I was joking. I don't care. I thought
if I deadpanned it would be funny. I go. Anyways,
I go, so you come tonight. She's like, yeah, I'm
leaving right now. I'm like, where you leaving from? She goes,
I'm leaning from Austin. I go, holy shit, how far
is the drive? She goes two hours. I go, you're
driving two hours for five minutes on stage. She goes yeah.
I go, Okay, that's how I know you're a guy,
because a guy, a female comic wouldn't drive two hours
for five minutes for free. Right, Johnny, you're muted or
I can't hear you one or the other. Damn it, Johnny,
we're cooking.
Speaker 2: How about now it's a good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can hear you. Well.
Speaker 2: As soon as you said that, I was like, oh,
I mean obviously you drive two hours for a good
I mean yeah, I mean a guy. Any guy is like, yeah,
of course you.
Speaker 1: Guy will do that. Female comics will not do that.
They're like, no, I'm good, I'm good. And I go,
that's how I know you're a dude. Okay, you're dude.
To makeup, okay, which is fine. Some Way, she shows up.
She's like six', three, dude she's a big, bitch, right
so it shows, up uh male the. Female so, anyway
she's in the back and it was like ask a
trans any, question, right that's where all the comics in
the back were asking trans any. Questions she, goes ask any.
Question so we started asking questions and she's really, funny
and it Was Joe ellis is her, name? Right she's
really nice, Anyways, johnny do you know who she?
Speaker 13: Is?
Speaker 1: Okay? No so do you remember when that Black hawk
flew into that plane and all those people died on the. Plane,
yes he was the trans that everyone. Blamed she's a
Black hawk fighter. Pilot, what, yes do you remember when
that that that Black hawk did indeed right hit the.
Plane everyone, goes, oh it's trans. Trans it was a trans. Fire,
oh she's got A wikipedia, yes, Dude so it was
her AND i knew. THAT i knew, That like even
with the, fires they're trying to blame DE i for this, shit,
right they're blaming trying to blame d DE. I and
So Matt walsh's, going of, course this is a trans
they have trans did this trans cost cost? Lives and
now she's suing him because it wasn't. Her it was a,
chick a real. Chick that's, crazy, right it's totally fucking.
Speaker 2: Nuts dude's misidentified by a prominent user WHOM Usa today
termed a right wing influencer On twitter as the. Pilot
the post went, viral and then that's how that got.
Around oh that's so. Interesting so it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Her, yeah so it wasn't. Her so she's Suing matt right.
Now And matt's, like we'll go to, Courts, like go to, court,
dude he's gonna. Lose he's gonna. Lose he dispared your,
name blamed you for something you didn't.
Speaker 2: Do that's it reminds me of that story where they
had that reporting about what was it like that contractor
who they said was trying to do the pipe bomb?
Thing remember. That, yeah they had to walk all that shit,
back you, know they said, That, yeah like identified her
WITH ai or, whatever you, know and like proved that
it was THAT cia. Contractor, yeah it's that's the danger
of running which shit.
Speaker 1: Online so, anyways SO i h we do the, show,
Right so, Afterwards i'm taking pictures with everybody and she's.
There she's, Like i'll take the. Pictures i'm, like, sure
take the. Pictures it was so funny watching my because
she hadn't performed. It she was taking pictures for the
first show watching my fans when they handed their phone
to her and then looked up and one guy took
a step, back like what the fuck was? That because
it looked like an optical illusion because she looks like
a very attractive, chick but she's a six' To Three
amazon and it was them trying to, do math like
doing like chick math like is? This chick what? Is
it it was, so funny and she told, crazy stories
crazy stories about about. UH people i don't KNOW if
i should tell them because it's it's it's, her story
but she says she says it. On stage But this
afghani couple hired her to role play with them, in
bed and the role playing was, hold.
Speaker 2: On, hold on Hold on afghanistan People in America.
Speaker 1: Or, afghany guy WHITE chick i Think in america though
Not in america hired her to role play sex.
Speaker 2: WITH them i thought maybe while she was in the
service or, something like.
Speaker 1: And she they wanted to role play that he Was
a taliban what that had kidnapped the chick and she
had to go in and and get the chick and
save the chick and then she ends up banging both.
Speaker 2: Of them oh so she's like.
Speaker 1: Fully, functional hush, OH dude i don't even want to
get it's, like, crazy dude it's actually. Fucking hilarious, so
anyways she does show. Does great. Everyone second both Shows
In fort worth. Were great the Shows in dallas. Are
great the first show, was great the second show they,
were tired but it. Was great they were. All great,
so anyways we do the show as as as the
guys who are opening for me are. On stage we're
Getting emergency we're getting Like not amber alerts with its
calls those fucking uh when you get an alert about something,
going on, you know emergency. Broadcasting signals we're getting emergency
broadcasting signals about a hailstorm was. Coming, In Yeah and, i'm,
LIKE okay i. Don't care. I'M performing i don't give.
A shit so we do. Both shows. THEY'RE great i
sell a ton. Of shirts i'm leaving right and we
go upstairs and it is. Hailing outside my car is
two block away in the, parking LOT and i decided
to go. Hero right, I'm like i'll go. Get it guys.
Wait here the, Headliners like i'll go. Get it i'll
go get. The car bro that was a. Bad mistake
i'm running through, The, Rain dude i'm just getting pounded
on by. By hell dude like, this, size hell, This size.
Speaker 2: Hell's dangerous hit.
Speaker 1: Me bag people are hiding they're like, THAT head. I
go it didn't HURT and i just, kept. Running Dude
so i'm it was running raining. So bad my whole
clothes were, completely soaked. Completely SOAKED so i have to
hide because it's just raining. Really bad and now lightning's
GOING and i look over and my car isn't in
the first, parking lot it's in the second.
Speaker 2: Parking lot it'll wreck your. Car too, HELL.
Speaker 1: Oh i got so LUCKY because i was. Renting It so,
I'm like i'm gonna go, for. It dude and it
was my action hero fucking. Run Dude and i'm running
through an empty parking lot with no cars. In it
i'm the only one in the, parking. Lot dude why there's.
Lightning everywhere, i'm, like, go, go go, go. GO dude
i get to the, First one, i'm like oh, my
GOD it's i got across the street and get into
this parking. Lot again it's in the middle of the.
Parking lot, I'm like i'm gonna get hit. By. LIGHTNING
dude i, know It but, i'm like i gotta do it.
FOR guys i gotta get, the car. SAVE everybody i.
Run through. It's hawling i'm getting, bag bab, running through
get to, the car, Take off save.
Speaker 9: The.
Speaker 2: Day dude here's a visual for, you guys if you need,
a visual that's me running.
Speaker 1: Right, there ah we could be here us.
Speaker 2: The worst Stride link i've ever seen in. My life
your forty yard dash was at six and a. Half
seconds by, THE way i.
Speaker 1: Was already already looks like he's not. In shape he's
just skinny long and he hauled.
Speaker 2: Already won yeah he won that he'd be.
Speaker 1: And and tebow is the Most, Most Yeah ari ari, can.
Speaker 2: FLY bro i wouldn't say he, can fly but.
Speaker 1: He was ari, can. Fly dude he's like Super jew look, at.
Speaker 2: That dude this had to be ten, years, ago now isn't?
It great five seven five? As well we just had
alignment who's three hundred pounds round of four nine to
seven at the combine For. THE panthers I, love.
Speaker 1: Ari?
Speaker 2: Dude yeah what was he?
Speaker 16: Seen?
Speaker 1: It johnny? Isn't hilarious how how we made the festival
and they hated us all every day except that. First
run every other day every, Other time i'm faster, Than.
You dick.
Speaker 2: It's the phoenix Forty yard challenge is what we call
that punch. Drunk sports go check it.
Speaker 1: Out classic we were so ahead of.
Speaker 2: Our time once a quarter or once a quarter. A,
podcast wait so did you, get like did you get
any like little damage to? Your?
Speaker 1: Car. NOTHING dude i couldn't believe it because it was the.
One time because everything's so, Expensive, NOW johnny i only
had the credit card for two days and it was.
So expensive, I'm, LIKE okay i. HAVE insurance i don't
need to get the. COVERAGE now I LIKE i i, was,
like man the, ONE time i don't get the coverage.
For everything you end up in.
Speaker 2: A hailstorm in a, freaking. Hailstorm dude that used to
BE when i was out. OF college i took a
job in insurance for. A while it is the. WORST work,
I mean i. HATED it i got out as FAST as,
I could but they would get devastated whenever there was.
A hailstorm because all anybody who does auto insurance will, tell,
you like hailstorms are, the, worst bro because they you
have to all the body work. Gets wrecked, you know
anything that's facing the sky basically is subject to damage.
From hail oh that's. The, worst, yeah anyway, that's.
Speaker 1: No, NO no i got one. More Story so la
IS getting i should have told this After The spencer pratt,
store commercial, But dude la is. Getting, bad bro, No,
SHIT yeah i would show you This video danish sent
me of our place. Getting robbed let me SEE if
i can find it. Real quick tell me.
Speaker 2: About, that yeah, she said there's this thing that you
guys put like a buddhahead on and that it got Where,
we yeah.
Speaker 1: Hold on let me SEE if i can. FIND it
i just want to see if it shows. Any street
and it's because now they can do all this fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Ass reverse engineer it and. Find, out yeah.
Speaker 1: Let me see if the, signs anywhere, and okay the
sign's not. IN it i must send, You.
Speaker 2: This johnny you can share it on your computer too
if you, haven't, there okay rightly to streamyard or you
can send it, to me. Whichever's faster are you sending
it to? Your computer is that what?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 1: Do yeah JUST know i got a lot.
Speaker 2: Of, guns, yeah yeah we all have. GUNS here i
have a lot, of.
Speaker 1: Guns dude so here, it, IS dude i got, all
right bring? It up can you let's fast? Forward it look?
At it so these these are just, of course this
motherfucker's in a.
Speaker 2: Clipper, gear okay can we explain? This quickly so people
in la a thing. They do street urchins mostly go
around into people's trash and recycling bins and pull out
the glass bottles of fine you know you get money.
FOR those i.
Speaker 1: Get, it yeah, BUT listen i don't give a shit. About,
that okay it's jacking shit off my. FUCKING porch i
got a Problem. WITH yeah, i mean so she's in.
Speaker 2: The country you would find this really weird if you
live in, the country but in, the city this is
totally normal behavior at. This part, of.
Speaker 1: Course he's in fucking he's in a Clipper. Fucking jersey, so,
anyways right they're going through. My ship here's the. Crazy
thing dana's on the. Other porch just, SHE goes, i
HEARD so, I go i'm teaching my kids fucking reading.
And writing i'm working with. The, children oh let me.
Just go so they're going through.
Speaker 2: Our Ship what tina was talking about with your language by, The,
way sam that she can't sell share it With her. Christian,
friends oh they didn't.
Speaker 1: Show it dana didn't show it. To me. Damn it
put the.
Speaker 2: Porch, part yeah this is the. Different feed this is
the other feed you Need the.
Speaker 1: Oh okay Here here i'll. Show you so you had
to see. That ship So then dana sent. This one
let me make sure.
Speaker 2: It's different it happens all, the Time though i'll hear
it in the middle of the night at like. Two
am she.
Speaker 1: Didn't send me the one with.
Speaker 2: The porch, of course, you people you may.
Speaker 1: Text her so they go into my porch and so
we had this little like glass like, plastic. Table right
That was dana's sister who. Passed that we put we
we we would put uh stuff. On it and they
went and they took the fucking.
Speaker 2: Glass, table no it's not five. Round max we have ten.
Round max, and, yeah dude we. Got, everything dog don't
you worry.
Speaker 1: About.
Speaker 2: That dude we don't. Have everything we have.
Speaker 1: Ten.
Speaker 2: Everything, dude no, it's illegal a lot of.
Speaker 1: Illegal guns he lives at Five Five new time nine
five seven Six Four.
Speaker 2: Floyd avenue we have totally legal magazines and all of.
Our weapons every firearm we own has ten round magazines.
Speaker 1: In, it, Yeah, dude yeah it's. Real. Deal, shit, yeah
dude that's the second times one moman went through. My
garage you just started. Stealing.
Speaker 2: SHIP yeah i remember you told that story on HERE because.
Speaker 1: I Was Watching mary poppins and how much of a
fucking cult sorcerer. She is it's.
Speaker 2: Freaking, Nuts okay so we're not going to do the whole.
Press briefing gave your.
Speaker 1: Guerrero in the. Comments section it's.
Speaker 2: Been in the comments for a. Long time he, loves.
It dude uh so they we're not going to go through.
The correspondence then er shooting and all. That stuff that's
everybody already knows what, happens there but what, Happened THERE
but i want. To, Briefly okay so, His Man, cole
allen is the, guy's name the alleged would. Be shooter he,
Released them they released. The manifesto i'll just read some.
Of it, he said. Hello EVERYBODY so i may have
given a lot of people a. Surprise today let me
start off by apologizing to everyone WHOSE trust i Abused
ONTO why i did any. OF this i am a
citizen Of The. United states what my representatives do reflects.
ON me i am no longer willing to permit a
and free to cut their hands with. His crimes, administration
officials not Including, mister patel where they are targets prioritized
from highest ranking to lowest. Secret service they are targets only,
if necessary and to be incapacitated non lethally. IF, POSSIBLE
aka i hope they're wearing. Body armor he did hit
someone with body armor on. Hotel security not targets at all.
If possible these are my rebuttals to any objections you have.
Objection one As, a christian you should turn the.
Speaker 1: Other.
Speaker 2: Cheek rebuttal turning the other cheek is for when you yourself.
Are oppressed i'm not the person being in a. Detention
camp i'm not a fisherman executed. Without trial i'm not
a school kid, blown up or a, child starved or
a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in. This
administration thank you all, for, Everything sincerely Cole, cold force
friendly Federal. Assassin allen and there's some, other stuff, but
Anyway so trump goes on. Sixty Minutes the president goes
on sixty minutes and is confronted by some of the
words from, that manifesto which doesn't, name him by, the
way and he immediately takes offense to that being brought
up On six.
Speaker 1: It's.
Speaker 15: So great he appears it's a motive. In it he writes,
this quote and he also, Wrote this i'm no longer
willing to. A pedophile what's.
Speaker 9: Your, REACTION well i was waiting for you to read
THAT because i knew, you would because you're you're you're,
horrible people. HORRIBLE people i did, Write that i'm not.
A rapist i didn't. Rape anybody i'm not. A pedophile
you read that crap from some. SICK person i got
associated with stuff that has nothing to do. WITH me
i was. Totally exonerated your friends on the other side
of the plate are the ones that were involved with
Let's say epstein or. Other THINGS but i said, to myself,
You know i'll do this interview and they'll probably read.
Speaker 1: The manifesto you know it's a.
Speaker 9: Sick person but you should be ashamed of yourself reading
That because.
Speaker 10: I'm not any of.
Speaker 9: Those things, excuse me you shouldn't be reading that on.
Sixteen minutes you're, disgreat, ahead.
Speaker 1: Dude this is.
Speaker 13: The.
Speaker 1: Thing dude you Can, hate trump but he does these
things and, YOU'RE like i want to, Like, YOU.
Speaker 2: Yes i want to.
Speaker 1: Like you you're just you're just so controlled by this tiny,
little country and it's, so obvious and you've destroyed any
chance of being a great president by completely selling out to.
These scumbags, you know that's regrets. Doing it of course,
he dude the guy wants to. Be loved he's. So
obvious they wants to. Be loved do you?
Speaker 2: Botch It that's, i'm, sorry no, Go on do you?
Buy That That's. Cole allan those Are call. Allen's words
do you?
Speaker 1: Believe? THAT no i don't believe any. OF that i
don't believe any.
Speaker 13: Of.
Speaker 1: IT yeah i think the whole thing is just this
poor guy got, switched on did his, Stupid shit and
of course he's in some video before that because he
made some something for wheelchairs and, you, know now so
now we got two guys in two black, rock videos
and now we got a GUY. In abc, it's, like yeah,
you know it's it's just they put out that frequency
triggers people and they go do.
Speaker 2: Stupid, ship yeah he was on what, WAS. IT nbc
i think as a college student trying to get money
for some kind of like an invention. Or something here's
here's a. Little bit, oh, NO, sorry abc college.
Speaker 17: Student call allen developed a prototype for a wheeler. Emergency
brake the.
Speaker 1: Wheelchair brakes tend to walk, the wheels but don't actually
walk the chairs to.
Speaker 10: The ground the idea with this.
Speaker 17: Is to prevent it from moving that recent aging into.
The future conference Held By. St barnaba my.
Speaker 1: Question with that was how does it work when you're
not don't have? The?
Speaker 2: BREAKUP yeah. I don't i don't quite, understand that but,
it is it. Is notable and then so this. Is
INTERESTING now i don't know what to think. About it
i'm curious for. Your take i'm sure you've. Seen This
So Cole, Thomas.
Speaker 1: Allen yeah you think THIS Is, BS yeah. I think
i think Somebody in twitter put. THAT up i THINK
the cia OR the fbi put out that that that.
Speaker 2: That painting, but well let me say WHAT can? I
say let me say what it is for it before
you completely ship. All Over Cole thomas allen INTERNED at
nasa in. Twenty fourteen the same year as he INTERNED,
at nasa a Paper By henry martinez was published on
The in december of. That year an x Account With
henry martinez has the name posted a Single Tweet. Cole
allen the banner of that tweet was a screenshot OF
the Eu Time. Machine project the account never. Posted. Again
uh the banner, also apparently if you believe it looks
like this Photo of trump right here in that banner
The time machine project at now than this. Thing, RIGHT
yeah i mean it's such bullshit that doesn't. Interest.
Speaker 1: You, huh well it's just like who's looking at going?
Stop it when he goes all? The way who is
studying that, and goes whoa that Looks? Like?
Speaker 2: Trump, YEAH yeah I mean i feel the same way
About The schmeepstein island thing that people are like twisted
sideways and it looks just like you KNOW what, I,
mean like what's?
Speaker 1: THE difference, i, mean dude you you don't think the
intelligence agencies are in the in the conspiracy beauty? Feeding,
bullshit yeah. Of course another.
Speaker 2: Thing happened, you know you Said that trump makes you
want to. Like him he did the. Funniest thing did
you see what? He did he said to the HEAD,
of nasa, the GUY the. Nasa guy? No what uh
so THIS guy i saw him do an interview with
uh what's the former The former navy. Seal guy there's
a lot, of them the one that has the Podcast.
Speaker 1: That's ventura, No, right, Ryan, uh ryan.
Speaker 2: The guy with the bald Who Sewn.
Speaker 1: Ryan, sean ryan, Thank you. Johnny apologize well that's not his,
first name that's Not First Ryan. Sean.
Speaker 2: Ryan, Yeah YEAH so i. Was right so this GUY
from nasa was on his podcast AND when i was,
WATCHING it i, was like this is an interesting. Looking
Fella and trump also noticed because when he was doing
a press conference with this dude in the In the,
oval office he calls him, out here sorry.
Speaker 3: To tell, you that right over here and you heard
that question with those beautiful he's got, great hearing you
know He's GOT.
Speaker 9: And i.
Speaker 10: Think the answer to that is where we we, have numbers.
Speaker 2: Super dude the guy his Biggest ears i've, ever.
Speaker 1: Seen, brother yeah and He and trump is at that
age where he doesn't have. A altar, no.
Speaker 18: Yeah headquarters OUT of dc once the leases up States, Like.
Speaker 10: Texas, ohio well.
Speaker 3: The best man to tell you that is a man
sitting right. Over here you heard that question with those.
Beautiful ears he's got.
Speaker 10: Great hearing, you know.
Speaker 1: All this childhood trauma just. Came out oh you can
tell you he's like he's got. Huge. Years, DUDE yeah,
i know that guy can hear from fucking a thousand.
Miles away, Oh.
Speaker 2: Man and he was on uh he Was On sean
ryan talking about doing spacewalks And ship but he has
the Biggest ears i've ever seen in.
Speaker 1: My, Life hey jamie stars in the. Comments section you
know what time, it is ha to? Have birth? Have birth? Go, On.
Speaker 2: Okay so we're getting a lot OF new. Ufo bullshit
try you Love your? POE bullshit i do. LOVE it
i have a real problem with. This though so that
guy what is, His Name jeremy. Corbel spongeb he's responsible
for a lot of the kind of facilitating the leaks
we've seen from the government on these like faith and
now HE'S doing ai enhancement. On THEM and i have
a real problem.
Speaker 1: WITH that i, Do.
Speaker 2: TOO johnny ai enhancement. Is fake that's. Fake shit you're
showing me, fake, shit dude you show me. Fake shit
this is his. Latest Fear and i'm, even like.
Speaker 1: Real shit you.
Speaker 2: CAN'T believe, i mean it's even harder to, believe though
because OF the. Ai enhancement look at how phony.
Speaker 19: It looks what you're seeing and what you're not seeing
is what's really interesting in. This footage so first it's
just the, iconic SHAPE and i have to, say it
but it's like The.
Speaker 2: Movie, nope again it's like The, movie nope because you
made it.
Speaker 18: That Way jeremy corbel is an investigative journalist with a
particular INTEREST, in ufo and His mentor georgie app obtained
and then released this footage of a circular anomaly on Their.
Podcast weaponized corbel says that HE used ai to visually enhance.
The video, for clarity.
Speaker 11: We'll try to visually enhance the videos, because look obviously
there's some glare on. The topic must have been filmed
on a screen with a light. SOURCE around, i mean
this is not like the. RAW video i want to be.
VERY clear i am not saying this IS.
Speaker 19: A ufo your, own government since this was filmed on
the twenty Third of november, twenty twenty LABELED it Uap, disc.
Speaker 2: Sure so we believe it now the government, said, it
yeah well. Copy True so trump this week then said
that we're gonna have some things that will blow. Our
minds Watch the. Artemis Two the artemis two crew reaction,
to him saying that watch them look at. Each other it's.
Speaker 16: Really curious i've interviewed people my first, term PRIMARILY but
i interviewed, some pilots very, solid people and they said
they saw things that you.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't believe so you're going to be reading. About, it
yes you're going to be reading.
Speaker 2: About, it yes what do you think?
Speaker 1: That is? That's?
Speaker 2: Funny like what the fuck is you? Talking about do
you think?
Speaker 1: That's? What?
Speaker 2: It's like what?
Speaker 1: The now we got live some?
Speaker 2: More so now have you seen this thing called the?
Buga sphere it's that it's a, funny name but it's
called The. Buga sphere.
Speaker 1: It's this THAT'S why i Tell ladies i'm about to
bring them into.
Speaker 2: The sphears that we.
Speaker 1: Call. You, yeah uh he's ready to go to.
Speaker 2: The Bugisphere stephen greer is. A guy i just have
a lot of Questions About.
Speaker 1: STEPHEN greer i Like His. Ai Cornrows, Stephen greer is that?
Speaker 2: A thing i haven't? Seen? Them, well uh so he
Was On alex jones talking about the, bug sphere Which
Now alex jones says is apparently back in. Human hands whatever. That,
means uh this is a little bit From The alex.
Speaker 20: Jones show here a, year ago there was an object
of extra trest real origin that Landed, In, colombia buga
a little Town, Called, Bouga, Buga columbia and we have
that is Secured In mexico city and we've done tests.
On it it was flying around at tremendous speeds but
got too close to a power line and landed and
we have since tested.
Speaker 2: It and it is twelve five and sixty.
Speaker 12: Years old the alloy of the metal of the shell of,
this sphere which is about the size of a, large
basketball is an alloy that doesn't even Exist on earth
today in the.
Speaker 2: Aerospace industry you're about.
Speaker 1: Confirmed crash vehicle thatove Thousand years.
Speaker 2: Probably not does this.
Speaker 1: Thing get a happy ending?
Speaker 2: Right now it's got some kind of radiant Heat that.
Speaker 1: Oh so they just put a hot latina on there
it and see if it will make love.
Speaker 2: To, it yeah is This What matt gates was. Talking
about it's making.
Speaker 21: Steam incredible and, what's interesting there is some writing around
the top of this sphere here that Is, proto sanskrit
which we believe originated from another star system and it
was the root Of all european Languages.
Speaker 2: From sanskrit but this is a type Of. Proto sanskrit
we could never make anything like. This, ever well this
IS what I WANTED when i, SAW this i wanted
so this is the kind of thing if you showed
us this when we first or when you first started doing, temfoil,
hat uh we would have this would have blown our
minds and we would have bought it and been fascinated.
By it, and, now like what what do you think
when you? See, that, like what? It's, bullshit, yeah. Bullshit
isn't That isn't, We've changed it's changed, so much How.
Speaker 1: We we've got so much.
Speaker 2: More, data yeah it's KIND of, i mean it's. A
bummer i used to love TALKING about UFOs AND now
I mean i still love talking, about him BUT now
i doubt all. Of it here's this was him on
what's the what's the? Guy's? Name Uh John benny johnson
say he loves.
Speaker 1: Talking about, interracial sex talking about? What gates was there
any interracial sex involved? With this.
Speaker 2: It's a very.
Speaker 12: Serious ISSUE and i will tell you if this is,
disclosed improperly it'll be a thousand times FOR. Some COVID
and i think that when you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You know, you know an anti. Botox guy but if
anyone could. Use it It's It's. Stephen greer, Holy, shit
bro that's a deep cut on. Your face that wrinkle
or whatever.
Speaker 2: That is it's. A, wrinkle yeah he looks like a,
ball sack a. Human ballack look at that thing on
the side of us. Right there what is? That from
some people just have really deep lines right here for
the cheeks where the.
Speaker 12: Cheeks are it's just. A, thing civilizations they are. Not
hostile if they, were hostile we. Be gone but we
have approached them. Very hostilely we have literally downed at
least one thousand or more of their spacecraft thousand using
illegal electromagnetic. POST weapons i know where they're being used
and how they're, being used and we have captured those bodies.
Speaker 2: Some living what is that is he?
Speaker 1: Got zen why are you worried about?
Speaker 2: His HEAD some i, don't, Know man it's just weird.
Speaker 1: To me.
Speaker 2: It, is yes it looks like he does have what
gross is it on? His forehead, I'm sorry stephen green that.
We're criticized we're doing a you need, Some Looks. Maxing
bro this was.
Speaker 12: Correct and saying that there are some gruesome programs being
run by military where they've been trying TO combine dna
of these creatures, with humans and they come out with
these monstrous looking things that are. Used anything so everyone's here.
Alien abductions it's not the extratrestials. Doing it it's a covert.
Human program so.
Speaker 2: He's saying that et abductions are the result of this
hybrid breeding program.
Speaker 1: Of, TOO WELL i i, don't, believe dude are you
asked ME if i think THAT the us government but
it is using is kidnapping people and force them to. Do,
Stuff yeah, Reptilium maxing.
Speaker 2: Reptilia, maxing, yeah yeah career just gives me, weird, Vibes,
THOUGH dude I don't. I. Agree, DUDE yeah i don't
know what to think, about it but that booga is
fear is pretty interesting. TO me i love the. BOOGISH
fair i love the. Boogs fear.
Speaker 1: Let's, boogie yeah you want an, Interracial, Mate.
Speaker 2: Jimmy jimmy kimmel's in, trouble again did?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: See yeah I'M just, i mean it's just, poor Taste
but i'm not. Gonna well it's.
Speaker 2: Bad, timing though because he didn't know he did this before,
the shooting So He jimmy kimmel went on Before the,
i'm sorry attempted shooting whatever, it, was uh and did.
This joke Our.
Speaker 1: First lady malania. Is here look at more's, so Beautiful.
Missus trump you have a glow like an.
Speaker 2: EXPECTANT widow i mean they, did laugh but that's now
the timing of that again before obviously not after before
the attempted whatever you want to, call it an event
at the press the. Press Dinner here's trump's response, was this, Of,
Course Wow, jimmy kimmel who is in no, way funny
you want to doing your Vote your, Trump.
Speaker 1: Voice Samlis, jimmy kimmel who is no, way funny also
as a no, way funny as attested by his terrible,
television ratings made a statement on a show that is,
really shocked, really shocking probably the most Shocking thing i've
ever seen in. My life he showed a fake video
Of The First lady millenia and Our. Son baron he's an,
flom okay like they were actually sitting in the studio
listen to, it speak which they weren't okay and never.
Would be they wouldn't, go, there okay they? Like him
does he not?
Speaker 2: Get that though nobody thinks they're in, The, studio like is?
Speaker 1: He, stupid yeah he. Is stupid. He stated our, First,
lady milania the most beautiful first. Lady ever the last
one was. A, guy okay? Is here Look? At milania?
So Beautiful, missus trump you have a glow like an
expected widow a day after a lunatic try to enter.
The ballroom the ball Ball, through Okay The white house,
corresponss loaded loaded with, a shotgun handgun and. Many, knives
okay so. MANY knives i couldn't even count how. Many
KNIVES and i, CAN cow i can do. Long math
i'm probably the smartest guy you've. Ever met he was
there for, obvious reasons obvious and. SINISTER reasons i appreciate
that so many people are in sense they're, pissed off
they want to Fight by kimmel's despicable call, for violence
and normally would not be responsive to anything, they said
because WHY Would i he's a piece. Of shit but
there's something far beyond. The Pail jimmy kimmel should be
immediately Fired, by disney fired sat outside LIKE my, tv
show high strated show. On television OKAY, and abc thank
you for. Your attention This Matter PRESIDENT. Donald.
Speaker 2: J trump i move that you do all your reading
And your trump, voice now oh, my.
Speaker 1: God okay totally totally, still good greatest of. All time
it's just bad, timing though Right. LIKE trump i was
definitely A. Gay trump it's.
Speaker 2: Bad, timing though right. LIKE that, i mean what can?
Speaker 1: You do? My reading just?
Speaker 2: Bad, luck, no yeah, you're, reading? RIGHT am i like
the joke, IS no, i mean that's no.
Speaker 1: Big deal who? Carest, Garbage dude.
Speaker 2: Like he didn't. Know that he didn't know they Were
gonna you know what else is? Heart Garbage? Ted lasso
now they. THAT show i like the, First, season okay
the rest of. Us suck he's now they're bringing. Him
back he's coaching, girls now.
Speaker 1: OF course I, mean abc they you know how many
trans are going to be. IN there i can't wait
to the. Trans thing should we let the? Trans play
they're not hurting, anyone, coach.
Speaker 2: Right dude you're, so right, of course.
Speaker 1: They're not hurting. Anyone, coach okay play of course six.
Speaker 2: Goals, immediately yeah if it's realistic. AT all i saw
this is from a few, years AGO but i wanted
to show it to YOU because i think it might, Concern,
You sam so this is about children. With devices this
went viral.
Speaker 1: TO today i don't want to, see it but you
don't want to, see it, really no because it's Like bad's.
Speaker 2: This is five Year.
Speaker 22: Old rose she was one of sixty kids to undergo
an exhaustive study IN the us USING an mri machine
to scan the brains of kids aged three to five.
Speaker 2: Years old, all.
Speaker 1: Right my kids.
Speaker 22: Are screwed interactive screen time causes a loss of white
matter in.
Speaker 1: The, brain.
Speaker 7: Well in the, simplest terms we could actually refer to
some measure of, brain impairment of.
Speaker 22: Brain Damage Professor mike nagel From the university Of The
sunshine coast has spent a career studying child.
Speaker 7: Brain development so white matter in the brain is a material.
Called myelin so what mylin does is it wraps around
the axons of neurons and acts like say, that conductor
not too dissimilar to the plastic coating of. A wire
so if we're seeing definites in mylin production early, in
life we're probably seeing deficits in.
Speaker 22: Neural connectivity the study shows the more screen time a
child is, exposed to the greater the loss of what,
matter okay.
Speaker 2: Go first reaction to those.
Speaker 1: Results not can we not watch? This anymore as.
Speaker 7: My gut reaction, WAS wow i was not anticipating.
Speaker 1: Seeing anything i'm, not watching.
Speaker 2: DON'T you i mean that's that's, no, surprise obviously but got.
Speaker 1: NO surprise i can't help it that there's pedal, Vans, Everywhere,
johnny okay there's pedal. Vans everywhere what do you want me?
TO do.
Speaker 6: I.
Speaker 1: Don't, Know, OH johnny i forgot to tell. Another story
but go on with your story of we all. Know.
Speaker 2: This OKAY so i was watching you and see you
got a commitment from.
Speaker 1: THIS guy i can't.
Speaker 2: Hear you you and see you got a commitment from this.
International PLAYER and i. WAS watching i was why you got?
Your headphone you and see you got a commitment from this.
International PLAYER and i. Was, WATCHING uh i was watching
highlights of him and he has this you auto. DUBBING
features i, love.
Speaker 1: This dude it's.
Speaker 2: So, funny, bro listen it is. So funny try to
do highlights. Of sports check. Us out.
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Speaker 2: Big black guy is the guy who is Going? To
carolina but?
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Speaker 2: That is sugar dropped and then he was penetrated by
the human yo.
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only sixteen that kid by, The, way, Yeah Yes papa
smurf foot. The ball this Guy. Is carolina he's at three. And,
One Yes papa smurf foot.
Speaker 1: The, ball awesome how good he stands on a three.
Point line awesome that he Passes.
Speaker 2: To, keda well and it wasn't It for keda a
hawk's Vision For.
Speaker 1: Papa smurf oh what? A psychopath now this is.
Speaker 2: Really on let's go.
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Speaker 2: Kind of madness?
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Speaker 2: Like crazy he said Something About.
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Speaker 2: Lose it what kind of madness?
Speaker 1: Is that madness is that.
Speaker 2: You let him Say activate google you keep talking as?
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Speaker 1: Let's do That through jajin.
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Speaker 1: Point line it Can't be oh, my god can.
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Speaker 2: He sounded like somebody having, an orgasm and he's LIKE
THAT a, i, came dude. It can't it just can't
keep up with the, you know and you have it,
in sports all these weird nicknames you know.
Speaker 1: And stuff So, SO johnny i forgot to tell this
story at the end of this. Robbing story so my next,
door neighbors who You know i've had. Problems with THERE'S
three i think there's three generations. Staying there the, oldest generation.
Old guy he's a very. Nice dude he's the easiest to.
Talk to the wife is really. Nice dude carl is
a pain in the ass. All right, so anyways the,
oldest guy he is.
Speaker 2: The one that looks like the guy from that cartoon the.
Speaker 1: Wife's, husband, Okay, okay johnny will you Look up Carl
From queteen. Hunger before so everyone Knows what i'm dealing with.
Real quick so he just literally looks, Like this i'm
not even, kidding you the exact replica of this. Fucking,
GUY okay i got, It Right, Ai fox That's what i'm.
Dealing with that's my next door neighbor. Right there literally. That,
dude Okay shake silla the. Macaphone thriller so, So anyways
i'm doing A show i'm doing, uh anyways so we're
doing what do we, oh know we were Doing timfoul, hat, yesterday,
right Okay and dana hits me up going nuts and
our next door neighbor.
Speaker 13: Was.
Speaker 1: Robbed Okay uh so what happened was that he went to,
the bank pulled, out money drove back to, his house
went inside to. Grab something someone followed him from the
bank and fucking waited until he, went inside ran to,
the car opened the, car door grabbed, the money.
Speaker 2: And left why do you leave it in?
Speaker 1: The, car, Yeah exactly well he's. Elderly dude he's like.
Super elderly so now everyone's freaking out that they're following
people from. THE bank I think i think they, knew. This, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah they, must right because it was was it a lot?
Of money it was like a lot.
Speaker 1: OF money i. Don't know we didn't we didn't get. That,
number okay.
Speaker 2: That's so. That's creepy is?
Speaker 1: That crazy so now EVERY time i leave, THE bank
i have to go in some. Super, THING no i
see you're doing like diversion or whatever. They call where's this?
GUY going i WISH he i would would would do
play by. Play, That yeah oh, my god, he's time,
he's goo.
Speaker 2: He's eliminated from.
Speaker 1: The earth oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2: It's real it's so high pitched, the guy by, the
way the real voice sounds nothing. Like that it's just
a normal. Guy talking it's, So, strange.
Speaker 1: Johnny can we please go into? Super?
Speaker 2: Chat, UH yeah i just got two more things to.
Show you One Is, russell brand who we followed his Conversion. To.
Christianity uh in the face of charges IN, the uk
he Went On piers morgan for. Some reason if you're in,
any trouble don't Go On piers morgan because you're gonna.
Get wrecked he had a bad MOMENT and i want
you to tell me whether you feel bad. For him
i'm trying to decide question About, your, bible yes if you.
Speaker 1: Want to that was not the one you Took, Into,
cool yeah the. Very.
Speaker 2: One okay what was your.
Speaker 14: Thinking of taking it into cool and what you were
seeing looking at?
Speaker 10: Some passages what were the relevant passages?
Speaker 13: For you?
Speaker 2: All right thank you for.
Speaker 1: Asking me. THANK you i didn't hurt but a. Little
bit it was This.
Speaker 13: From asiah, you're RIGHT but i, did say, you know.
Be CHILLED sometimes i lose a.
Speaker 2: Chill man. It's FREE can i ask if you're if
You're around english people or If you're english in? The
chat is that how You say isaiah in THE? U
k do you Say a zaiah or whatever?
Speaker 1: He?
Speaker 2: Said is please tell, Me.
Speaker 1: This Johnny? He's christian mm hmm is this don't you
think you would have? IT said i don't? Like that
do they in the?
Speaker 2: Old gallery but remember you just said it's a.
Speaker 1: Highest spot this Is.
Speaker 2: From isaiah that's.
Speaker 1: Not good would you pronounce? It wrong? Excuse me it's,
Just dude HE'S like i gotta be here now or
How much GOD can?
Speaker 2: I burn he's still, looking dude if you're, listening home
it's just what people played In.
Speaker 1: The Bible And piers, morgan's like what is? He doing this?
Is great?
Speaker 2: Loving, it yeah he's. Loving, it bro, he, says here
what does?
Speaker 1: He say it's?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 1: Bad dude was on and on how long do?
Speaker 13: We go the VERSE that i was looking at that day,
was okay IT'S almost i can't actually find THE verset
i had, that day but this is good enough from?
Speaker 2: His eye twelve.
Speaker 1: Isn't?
Speaker 2: THAT horrific, i mean do you feel BAD for i
feel bad.
Speaker 1: FOR him i do feel bad. FOR him, i mean
the guy's obviously got, sex addiction got in a, bad
spot and, you know and a lot of people think
that this whole thing that he's been doing is all for. This, Moment.
Speaker 2: Yes And here's I'LL just i want to play. One
briefly this is why a lot of people will never.
Forgive him? All right?
Speaker 17: IS this i was ANGRY when i saw that because
they did it in such a Compelling.
Speaker 2: Old and let me SEE if i can find a
shortened version. Of this it's him talking about what's legal
And the.
Speaker 23: Europe and In The, united Kingdom where, i'm from the
age of consent. Is SIXTEEN and i did sleep with
a sixteen year OLD when i.
Speaker 2: Was thirty BUT when i, WAS thirty i was a very.
Speaker 23: DIFFERENT person i was a, lot YOUNGER and i was
an immature thirty.
Speaker 2: Year old that that's a, little. WEIRD huh, i.
Speaker 1: Mean but if, it's legal what are we? Doing here? That's?
Speaker 2: ALL okay I mean i.
Speaker 1: Find, It, yeah, No, no johnny there's two things going.
On here you could think. That's wrong what is? It,
LEGAL no i think. It's. WRONG yeah, i MEAN like i,
HAVE daughters i don't want, you Know.
Speaker 2: Creepy, Russell, BRANDT YEAH i. I Don't i if he's
had a, genuine conversion, then yeah you can't be expected
to know chapter in verse of all your favorite passages In.
THE bible i told you if because he's still A,
new christian if he. Genuinely. Converted uh and he did
find that Verse on, twitter later many, Hours, later uh
and share it. With people let me let me SEE
if i can. Boy, that yeah here it is. Right
here so he this is what he was trying to
find over those excruciating Moments On piers morgan.
Speaker 13: Looking for that passage Actually. From, isaiah.
Speaker 1: Yeah He.
Speaker 2: Says isaiah he's got a dog eared noted by, Heavily noted.
Speaker 1: Like why aren't you putting uh? A.
Speaker 2: Bookmark yeah you would wonder where it is? More good wait,
for it wait.
Speaker 13: For it look it was marked along.
Speaker 2: It, was yeah so now you know that he was just.
Buying time maybe he. WAS nervous i. Don't know does
he get, NERVOUS possibly.
Speaker 1: I, mean, yeah PROBABLY but i mean if, it's, BOOKMARKED
yeah I thought.
Speaker 13: I should find the actual, right passage the exact one
that was looking AT when i was sat in the
dock in the court, WHEN you i, don't know maybe
you've never been in a dock in a court accused
of really.
Speaker 1: Heavy stuff you're IN the uk and a, crown court
you're in a.
Speaker 2: Glass, box yeah they do a. Weird thing i'm not SURE.
Speaker 13: If i found it right there in, that moment but
this was THE verse i was looking at. That day
forget the form. Of things do not dwell in. The,
Past see i'm doing a. New thing now it. Springs
up do you? PERCEIVE it i am making a way
in the wilderness and streams in. The wasteland do you
wonder sometimes if what you personally face will align and
combine with, Something universal.
Speaker 2: So that's what he was? Looking? For, Yeah absolutely my
whole thing is.
Speaker 1: This, DUDE okay i DON'T do i think the world
is a safer place with him? Behind? Jail, no OKAY
do i think that this guy is a? Bad? Dude
NO do i think he had an incredibly? Bad? Judgment?
YES do i think it all asks what is the
age of cassette where? It? Happened, right criminally if, it's
sixteen they didn't break, a crime should there be some
kind of? Social? Toll, Maybe yeah, but Again like i'm not.
Like dude there's dudes who Are on netflix that have
documented being thirty eight hanging out with fifteen and banging
fifteen year olds and nothing happens. To them this is
the selective shit that we're. Talking about and it becomes
this thing where there's this kind of like are we gonna,
treat listen whether it's real, or not whether whether we're
okay with the the the age of consent number is.
Really relevant it's like what is, legally allowed what's not? Legally,
allowed NOW do i think he's a? Bad. Guy NO
do i think he was? Sex? Act YES do i
think he should have? Done, That no but like It's.
NOT epstein i feel like that's what they Did With.
Chrystal leia they tried To Make crystal leia The fucking Epstein.
Of hollywood they tried To. And doe they totally asked turf.
That ship the two chicks that have problems with that
were actually. Under age one, was uh one WAS a,
dnc intern and the other one they both admde. They
lied i'm not saying he hasn't done, anything else and
something else could, come out but based on what we've seen.
Speaker 2: Also seen him as a, YOUNG man i think a
lot of it has to do. With that this is
what he looked like as a. Young fellow he's a big.
FAT guy, i mean just a big Fat gross.
Speaker 1: Well that was that him.
Speaker 2: At, Thirty, no no Not a i'm Saying it's i'm
sure he got bullied as. A kid i think he's
talked about it because he. Was overweight he, was heavy
and then it's like everything becomes revenge. For childhood then
your whole twenties, and thirties you get famous and. Get slim.
Speaker 1: YOU know i also think that he, you know it's
it's just, fine line and you can get in a
lot of trouble saying, This okay but, it's like are.
We listen the reason you want grown men hooking up
with young girls because grown men know the game better than.
Young girls they know how to play the play. These
girls and that's why we're okay with young boys hooking
up with, young girls because they're learning the. Game together
when an older man, comes in he understands the game
and knows how to manipulate, the game, and ultimately if
the girl, gets pregnant that's a whole bunch of. Other
stuff that's why when a boy hooks up with a,
hot teacher we have a different reaction. To that but
what they don't understand is that these older women want
these guys to be grown. Adult men, they're like when
you get, a job when we're, moving In when i'm
in your family, at all, you know the pussy bones
connect to. The Harpbone so i'm not saying there shouldn't,
be something but the Act Like russell brand is some
kind of, super predator the way That Fucking jeffrey. Epstein
was and now we're finding all this stuff that he's
also doing it. To guys it just the bottom of
the hole will never. Be found when it Comes, TO epstein.
Speaker 2: I think the bottom of this lady's hole has never.
Been found this is the COUNTER terrorism a senior counter
terrorism Official And Homelands Department homeland Security Called. Julia varvarro
she was caught in a sugar. Daddy's scandal this is her.
Right here you can see one of our. Sugar daddys
they're holding up a sign in front of her saying.
SHE'S horny i don't know what. That's about there's some
screenshots from texts that. She sent he sent her two
thousand dollars in. Apple, pay uh because half of her
rent was due and she was furloughed during the, you
know the shutdown of the government which just which. Just
ended she sent a picture of shoes that.
Speaker 1: She.
Speaker 2: Wanted uh there's she's the she's. Horny picture and then
this is her complaining about not getting, enough money. He says,
She says i'm not used to having to ask like
this for a simple card or help with, my rent especially.
Being furloughed any past relationship would have jumped up and cared.
Speaker 1: For, me yeah but you're not in. The relationship it's
It's literally i'm not saying, all women but it's like
so much of it is just women extracting wealth.
Speaker 2: From, men yeah that's what.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: She said any past relationship would have jumped up and cared,
for me which IS what.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 2: Even today about going to the gym instead of you
immediately saying you'd be happy to get ME something i want.
Is stingy just, LAST week i was going, to bartend
then you said ask my, boyfriend INSTEAD which, i did and,
then uh she's going to. Another page and then you
still DIDN'T show i like feeling provided for and you're
not doing that, for Me so i'm not sure it.
Will work and then, he, Goes hmmm i've dropped thirty
to forty thousand Dollars on slash with you in three
months since we've. Been dating and the last week YOU
demanded i give you four thousand bucks, for rent two
thousand dollars for m SCULPT which i think is some
kind of like, you know, cosmetic shit one thousand dollars,
for sandals a, credit card and haven't gotten to the.
Weekend yet i've seen you once in the, last week
and you're blowing OFF something i.
Speaker 1: Don't, know yeah, move, on dude to. Move, on yeah
exactly forty grand and, three months forty grand in, three weeks.
Fucking pussy. Sorry not it just gets to this thing
where men over fifty just look at twenty year old
chicks as and just they are just smitting. With, them,
yes yes, you know smitting.
Speaker 2: With, THEM yeah I just i mean, that guy that,
guy finally good for him for putting the putting the.
Speaker 1: Foot.
Speaker 2: Down finally last, thing here did you see this woman
driver is like the worst driver on.
Speaker 1: The, PLANET yeah, i mean all you have to say is.
Woman driver it's, so.
Speaker 2: Funny, dude okay so this this guy's got a lambeau
in a parking lot and he's Just part he's just
in the parking lot like like not, doing anything just
in the middle of, the drive like in the middle
of the lane in a parking lot looks like Like
a Costco or walmart. Or something and this lady's driving
a massive car like they. All are he's. Backing up he,
sees her look at This, her silverado her jacked up.
Silver row she doesn't even, see him rolls over the
top of his lambo dude and then she gets, out
like oh my god and gets her.
Speaker 1: Phone, out, dude yes and.
Speaker 2: Then here's a slightly different angle that shows us a
little bit more.
Speaker 10: Of It but.
Speaker 2: I'm, not uh this is like. The aftermath look, at.
That dude and then then you see.
Speaker 1: What car you did. It to oh, my.
Speaker 2: God just rolled right up, on. It man and, then
look it takes a bunch of men to COME and.
Speaker 1: I, Gotta, go johnny let do it?
Speaker 2: All right UH super I t perez says, uga booga nega.
UGA booga i don't know what. That Means schmedley, butler
says you don't do Well in dallas because that's the
backyard of the. Dullest brothers you know what happens to
People in dallas who go? Against, Them uh sam has, left.
You guys by, THE way I own i. Own little
this Is from Blake on Blake and drums. Says belittle oh, come,
on dude don't. Give me don't give me. TONGUE twisters i,
own little but little. The shittle shittle's not even. A
word if you're gonna give me a, tongue twister it has.
Speaker 1: THAT words.
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A word it's not. Spelled PROPERLY there. I own, let
me let. Me see is there another word? Called, spittle
okay it's an archaic term. For HOSPITAL oh, i see
it's like a. Shortened. HOSPITAL okay i, own little, but little,
the shittle battle, the spittle and love all of my fam. All,
black johnny don't know what, that. MEANS bro i don't
know what you. Did THERE did i just put a curse?
ON somebody i?
Speaker 13: Don't?
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to work beside The airport biffel Crashed at it's been
said you could hear the plane having issues before it left.
The ground oh. That's, interesting yeah, that Boy that biffel
thing is, dark man if they, really DID like, i
mean who would know better right than somebody who's also
a pilot to how to mess with? Somebody's? Plane, uh
samy this Is FROM. James W. SEARING samy i need
the money for My. Ca Sammy, papa Bong says Sam.
And johnny big fans started Listening. In october, thank you,
Thank You. Papa bong it's a. Great Name, t perez,
our Friends says samus truckers need. YOUR support ai is
take over. Lizards jobs nobody is talking. About it will
you speak up about this for the Truckers? Of america
how Are truckers if you're still Here at, tea pres
tell me how truckers are losing their JOBS. To, AI
here i can see Like the tesla cyber Or the
tesla uh, you know the auto truck or whatever the
hell they call. That thing Golgothin says zohar channel you
Mentioned with zake. JACK shields i don't know what. That
Means papa bong AGAIN said i could Have sworn johnny.
Was black you're not the only person who, Said. That
Sir schmedley butler our, friends says these dollars might not,
be gay but they are. War notes, OH OKAY h
C and P from oif two thousand and two to
two thousand. And FIVE and i choose to give them
to two outstanding men who are doing far more actual
service to HUMANITY than i. EVER did i don't believe
that for, A. Second sir we don't do anything but
tell fart jokes all. Day It matt triple nine says
this Is for johnny's mental health fund for all the abuse.
HE takes i was ritually gang stalked for, thirty years
but this. Seems cruel, thank. You sir i'm not quite
sure what, you're REVERENCING but i. Appreciate it golgothaan, again
says get a load balancing router and multiple ISPs for
backup internet when one, is lagging or you could GET
what i have AND get AT and. T fiber i
got two, gigs up two, gigs down no. Problems Ever the, Riley, says,
gooday lads have you Listened to tim Mentioned? SONG prejudice
I loved tim mentioned he's a little lib, for ME
but i do. Like Him Holy. Smokey, dawson guys. So
funny do yourselves a favor and, do it. DO it
i know we Can't play tim mention here because he's
signed to a. Record contract we won't be able to
play it. On YouTube run, it Back. Says sam please
explain why you can do four Shows, In, Murderville, chathole
albuquerque but can't do a Show. In nashville he'll be
coming Back. To nashville He. Loves nashville that Dude. Loves
tennessee he's always talking about Moving to Tennessee. Or austin He.
Loves tennesse he's got. Friends there dayliff AGAIN says i
Used to, OH no i got read this one, a right?
All right the guy who used to work by The
airport jet foury eight oh, four says only Here For.
JOHNNY well i, appreciate. That sir not too many of you.
HAVE left i, Appreciate, That tim tim WHOSE name I
got i butchered. Last, week Tim and tanini says any
word on the thousandth episode after party can't wait to See.
In austin we're of two minds. About that sam doesn't
want to really these are the options we would love
to stay out late since he's. Not here i'm gonna tell.
The truth sam doesn't want to stay out. That late
he thinks it's too late, for people especially old people,
like him because it's gonna it's probably gonna be around
midnight when the. Show's over there's some talk about Going
To red bands or going to uh somewhere in the
neighborhood and having kind of an, informal thing and then the,
NEXT morning i THINK the Us In, Central time texas
time plays their first, Or no, i'm sorry their Second
world cup Game against australia at Eleven am, central time
and we would maybe go somewhere and watch that together
because that's going to be, you Know The world cup
by that time is going to be sweeping. The country
and then finally the last one Here.
Speaker 9: Is.
Speaker 2: Suzuki jesus, nice dude nice call. Back there, one up,
five Down. MISTER woodard i, appreciate. That sir let, me
See since sam's, Not here i'm just gonna. Go AHEAD
and i have such a backlog of stuff that we
haven't gotten to because we don't have eight hours. To
podcast if any of you guys want to, Hang out
i'll get through some. Of this so a tiger got
loose at like one of these, road carnivals, you know
these kind of. Traveling carnivals and this, is again this
is like shit that's been backlogged for a couple, of
weeks is probably from a.
Speaker 1: Week ago.
Speaker 2: Let me take that. Comment down.
Speaker 1: This, is, wild.
Speaker 2: Though dude so the the if you're watching there or
if you're, listening rather they're in the round and they
have this kind of this fence that's up to protect
people from, you know to separate the tigers from the
people and the fence. Just collapses this Is. In russia
the whole fence. Just collapses so the tigers, are like
Oh fucking i'm out. Of Here bro i'm like go eat.
Some people and it just goes into. The crowd their
children in the crowd not, totally packed and you can see.
The tiger the people are all just. Sitting down this
tiger is stalking behind them in. The bleachers can you
imagine Going to Barnum and bailey as a kid and
the tigers?
Speaker 1: Get out.
Speaker 2: Look, at, That, dude oh look. AT that i guess that's.
The tiger the tiger wrangler going to. Get him he's
got a leash. Or something i'd be getting the hell out, of. There,
dude no nobody got their, phones, out, like oh let's get.
Speaker 6: The.
Speaker 2: Tiger wow oh they got the fence back.
Speaker 1: Up right.
Speaker 2: Isn't that wild fucking? Tiger escaped what else is?
Speaker 23: Going?
Speaker 2: On Uh dana white At the. CORRESPONDENCE dinner i was
gonna play, this earlier but we were kind of running along.
On that if you haven't, seen this this is. Pretty.
Interesting Uh dana white was At the correspondence dinner for,
some reason not, a correspondent and he was interviewed after
he was pretty Close to trump when, it happened and
he had a super funny reaction to, being uh being
involved in a completely. Fake event check. Us OUT.
Speaker 24: And i just started getting a noisy and get over
the guys rather than, with guns and they were screaming.
Speaker 10: GET down i didn't.
Speaker 1: Get down it was.
Speaker 24: FUCKING awesome i literally took every minute of it in,
and uh it was a pretty pretty.
Speaker 1: New experience so you were on, the aisle what exactly
what exactly do? You see we were sitting right in
front of. The, table, okay.
Speaker 8: Yes and what exactly had and so someone got tackled
or like what hope we.
Speaker 24: Got tackled guys came out looking. For shooters they came
to an. OUR table i thought the shooter was over blouse.
Speaker 10: Or, something.
Speaker 2: Okay what an interesting reaction. To that and there he is,
right there. Just chilling.
Speaker 1: So weird.
Speaker 2: Everything about this. IS strange, i mean you guys saw
the footage of the OTHER thing i wanted, to, show
uh And since sam is, NOT here i might. As
well the way they Hurried jd vance off the Stage
before trump, was uh look. At this they get him,
right away like they're like mister vance time. To go
And then trump's still, over there. Sat down that's his crew,
over there and then they run in and make. Him
fall and this. Is funny watch the lady sat next.
To him look at her trying to get into his,
little entourage and they're aren't having any, of. It dude they're,
just like we're here For, the president, not. You lady go.
Fuck off look at her trying to get.
Speaker 1: In there let.
Speaker 13: Me in.
Speaker 2: So funny this whole thing. WAS bizarre i think it's,
probably FAKE but i don't know how much the president knew.
ABOUT it i think they probably do these things without. His,
Knowledge frankly disney laid off a Ton. OF march I
think i'll save that for. Next week disney laid off
a Ton of, marvel employees like all their special, effects
people and It's got they say it's NOT, about ai
but it's got to BE. About ai this was from.
LAST week i wanted. To play This Is alex jones
responding to them taking. Info, WARS actually i know we
did that one, last Week justin trudeau with the. PLASTIC
cups i don't care. About, that, YEAH. Okay idf this
is from three two weeks ago. At, least yeah we did.
That one it's a little. Old anyway, All right i'll
play next Week the Thing Of perez. Hilton, MAYBE yeah
i think the rest of us. Can wait, all, Right
everybody we have the outro plugged into to uh stream,
yard now so it should play the outro in just.
A moment i'll see you guys. ALL later i appreciate
you for hanging out and, uh yeah we're doing This
every we're trying to do it every Week. On Thursdays
now thursdays at. Noon live we were late Today because
sam had something, come up but it'll be somewhere around
Noon on thursdays live. On YouTube if, you're listening you
can come check it out live, on YouTube Live On
rumble Live ON twitter x if you want to, do
that torture yourself with their, shitty platform and then audio
will come Out, On sunday. Sunday, night, bye everybody see.
Speaker 1: You, later yeah they're. Gonna fight they are cont