WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:05.360 We have a plethora of emails for the Minnesota goodbye. 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:08.240 When I say the word pletha, yes, let me know, 3 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:11.160 does anybody get that reference besides me? 4 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:12.599 I know that what the word means. 5 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:15.519 Okay, right, Okay. So in the movie nineteen eighty five 6 00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:18.839 or six, Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Chevy Chase were 7 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:22.399 in a movie called Three Amigos and basically, I don't 8 00:00:22.399 --> 00:00:24.120 give it, there's no point giving the plot, but they 9 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:27.559 meet this Mexican gang and one of the guys and 10 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:30.879 that's a comedy because they're Mexican gangsters, but they're all 11 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:35.159 stupid and funny. So it's like, yes, we have a plethera, 12 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:40.280 and one guy's like a plethora yes see signor a pletha. 13 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:42.920 And it's funny because it's just like one guy doesn't 14 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:45.359 quite know why the other guy's saying plethora because it's 15 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:46.840 such a weird word. It is a weird word, and 16 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:49.119 it's just funny in the same way that Napoleon Dynamite 17 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:53.000 is funny even though you don't really quite understand it. Okay, 18 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:57.799 we love it. So a pltha of emails here we 19 00:00:57.840 --> 00:01:01.000 go all the way from Austin, Texas. I know I'm 20 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:03.000 a little bit late on this one, but I remember 21 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:05.680 you guys talking a few weeks ago when I had 22 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:07.920 a sneezing fit just now. You're guys were talking about 23 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:10.359 your favorite cuss words and phrases. I found one that 24 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:13.519 always makes me feel better whenever I get frustrated somebody 25 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:16.200 cut me off in traffic to any minor inconvenience, like 26 00:01:16.239 --> 00:01:20.599 my aforementioned sneezing fit. My favorite phrase is god fucking 27 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:25.560 bitch cock motherfucker. Woh Jesus, god fucking bitch cock motherfucker. 28 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.719 Now a bit random, and I have no idea where 29 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:29.799 it came from, but it just came out one day 30 00:01:29.799 --> 00:01:31.840 and stuck with me. I've even got my wife saying 31 00:01:31.879 --> 00:01:34.120 it now. Love the show. Keep it up, you guys. 32 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:39.000 Dark spit dark, let's see dart spit lick spit lick 33 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:42.560 lick spit All right, hopeing I can snag one of 34 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:45.799 them stickers. Yes, all the way from Austin, Texas. You 35 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:47.439 got it, And I won't say your name. 36 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:49.640 Some of y'all are nasty. 37 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:54.760 Some of y'all and nasty, all right. Next one, mary Anne. 38 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:57.640 Now you might remember Marianne. I do, because Marianne is 39 00:01:57.680 --> 00:02:01.640 probably thirty five ish year years old, and she came 40 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:03.879 up to the State Fair in twenty twenty three when 41 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.120 Drake was on the show, and she's like, do you 42 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:08.719 guys want to hear my Drake impression? Now, Drake used 43 00:02:08.719 --> 00:02:10.280 to be on our show. That's what he would talk like, 44 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:12.960 not Drake the artist. And she's very funny and she's 45 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.840 a smart ass. She says, Hi, besties, I watch your 46 00:02:15.879 --> 00:02:18.120 live stream yesterday. Thanks for making me late to work. 47 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:21.960 Get bitches. I want to see Dave and font get tased. Ghoulish, 48 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:25.159 I know. Want to tell you about an experience my 49 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:28.400 daughter and I had a dsw and rose Dale Mall 50 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:32.080 involving a taser. They're shopping around, buying shit and neither 51 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:33.639 of us needed. All of a sudden, we heard a loud, 52 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:36.639 booming man's voice come from the front door saying get down, 53 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.080 stop running, get down. 54 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:38.879 Oh my god. 55 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:41.840 We both whip around see a cop standing in the 56 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:45.000 front doorway pointing what looks like a firearm at somebody 57 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.280 that we don't see. We just stand like a couple 58 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:49.960 of dumb bitches looking at like, who the fuck? Who 59 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:53.400 the fuck are they looking for? Two seconds later, some 60 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:56.080 little dicey motherfucker comes out of the back of the store. 61 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:59.000 By this time there's six cops in the doorway. It's 62 00:02:59.039 --> 00:03:01.159 got a Hollister back on his shoulder because he had 63 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:03.360 just dumped all of his ill gotten goods in the 64 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:06.360 back of the store. The cop said, get down, get 65 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:08.520 down now, I'm gonna tase you. The little shit did 66 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:11.280 not comply, and the cop tased him. He went down 67 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:15.520 like a fucking pile of shit. Ye I'm talking plank, 68 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:21.120 like for real, some Scooby Doo cartoon shit. Meanwhile, at 69 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:24.319 DSW worker was standing just beside us, and somebody walked 70 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:27.960 in and she said, welcome in and then looked around nervously, 71 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:30.240 and I said, nope that My daughter said, I wonder 72 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:33.199 where he got that hollister bag. He fucking stole it, 73 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:37.000 you dumb broad. The suspect was clearly in his fifties, 74 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:42.039 had neck tats, charming fucking individual. Also, I'm just saying, 75 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:44.400 I'm glad you can't take shit that ain't yours. You 76 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:47.599 fucking pay, you fucking shit, pay for your fucking shit, 77 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:48.400 you fucking shit. 78 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:50.280 Mary. 79 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.840 Yeah, I love you, Mary Anne. I love you guys. 80 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:55.639 You keep smuckers and eye company all day long. I 81 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:57.000 think that must be your dog or. 82 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:01.639 Yeah, we met Smuckers at the coats for king. 83 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:03.400 Yeah, or wherever it. 84 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:07.560 Was Golden Valley or something. Yeah, Smuckers is acutie, Maryanne. 85 00:04:07.560 --> 00:04:09.439 I love you, and I think that's so funny. And 86 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:13.560 I am so glad that this shit bag got tased 87 00:04:13.599 --> 00:04:16.120 and went down like a plank. 88 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:18.800 Because funny that you described it, because that is like 89 00:04:18.839 --> 00:04:21.480 the really intense ones you really do, like your whole 90 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:24.040 body just fucking paralyzes and you go. 91 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:26.279 Down and you topple like a domino and you land 92 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:29.959 on whatever happens to be facing the floor. And I 93 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.279 love that. I hate that people think that they can 94 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.480 just walk into a you know, a DSWU or a 95 00:04:34.519 --> 00:04:38.199 Walgreens and start scraping shit off the shelves and walk out. 96 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:40.839 I saw one with a guy who had a bunch 97 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:44.199 of like expensive purses, and there was a big woman 98 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:48.000 security guard and she is not letting him have these purses, 99 00:04:48.279 --> 00:04:49.959 and he is trying to pull him. And he's a guy, 100 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:53.240 so he's strong, but she was a big, strong woman 101 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:56.319 and he was kind of a skinny guy. He could 102 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:59.160 not get these purses away from this badass bitch and 103 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.439 I'm like, go you badass bitch. Yeah. 104 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:03.399 We used to have to track when people would come 105 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:06.680 in with other store bags that were empty, because it 106 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:08.560 was so clear that they were about to steal something 107 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:09.000 from us. 108 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:10.519 Oh dang, like at the Disney Store. 109 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:12.319 At the Disney Store when I work there. Yeah. 110 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:14.879 The theoryal among a lot of these people is, you know, 111 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:17.720 all of these rich corporations deserve it. I'm going to 112 00:05:17.759 --> 00:05:20.120 go ahead and take a stuffed Mickey and a stuffed 113 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:23.399 Daisy and a Mickey Mouse shirt and fuck you corporation. 114 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.120 You can afford it. The problem is because people don't 115 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:28.639 want to admit it is now they make up for 116 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:30.720 that in charging you and me. More So, when you 117 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:33.360 go into Walgreens and you take along like a box 118 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:35.600 and you scrape off a bunch of shampoos into your 119 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:37.879 box and walk out with it, you might think, well, 120 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:41.480 Walgreens can afford it. Well, yeah, I guess they can. 121 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:43.120 They're not going to go out of business. But who 122 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:46.079 do they pass that cost along too? Who? 123 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:48.399 Who the consumer? 124 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:50.480 Yes, Bailey, Yeah, I. 125 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.639 Feel like we're in class right, Yeah, the way I 126 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:53.519 want to raise my hand. 127 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:55.959 Yeah, it also like sucks too for the people who 128 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:59.480 work there because anytime we had to do like inventory 129 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:01.600 and we find like, oh, we're missing a lot of 130 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:03.480 stuff because someone came in and stole it and we 131 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:06.040 didn't catch it, then we get in trouble for like 132 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:08.839 loss prevention, like oh, you guys need to be better, 133 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:10.439 and then we have to go through a training on 134 00:06:10.519 --> 00:06:13.120 lost prevention, and then we have to, you know, show 135 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.720 off how good we are at making sure that no 136 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.800 one steals anything. Sucks, So you're really making it a 137 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:22.519 shitty day for the sad little worker who was only 138 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:24.639 getting paid eleven dollars an hour to be there. 139 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:27.199 Right, and, as my book says, take a shower, show 140 00:06:27.279 --> 00:06:29.879 up on time, and don't. 141 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:31.759 Me me me me, Yeah, go ahead, don't steal anything. 142 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:33.639 Don't steal anything yet. You both had it yet, so 143 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:36.639 don't steal shit. I know that you're broke. I know 144 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:39.040 that you would love to have this expensive thing or 145 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:41.720 you need you know, Campbell's soup, but you just can't 146 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:44.079 steal it. You know, I'm going to guess that somebody 147 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.439 listening is going to be able to justify stealing food 148 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.600 because their family's hungry. So if you want to justify that, 149 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:54.079 then let me know how you justify it. Let's see, 150 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:57.360 and would I steal if my family was hungry? Yeah, 151 00:06:57.639 --> 00:06:59.240 probably to feed my family. 152 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:01.120 Go to a food bank. That's what I would do well. 153 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:03.000 And that's the thing is, there's a lot of food 154 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:05.879 bank resources that you can go to. And when you 155 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:08.120 go into a food bank, they don't say, hey, show 156 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:11.000 me proof that you're poor. I mean, Jenny's rich. He 157 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:13.319 has a camper van, and she could walk into a 158 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.759 food bank and she could, like, you know, load up 159 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:19.360 a big cart full of you know, Campbell soup and craft. 160 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:23.199 Mac and cheese. Like that's not natural. She has money. 161 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:27.000 Yeah, it's not fully unnatural. 162 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:29.439 It is very much died. 163 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:35.000 Hey, let's see what else we got here, Dave Jenny Bailey. 164 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:38.680 I am forty four years old. I don't remember writing 165 00:07:38.680 --> 00:07:41.079 in for a specific famous person. Oh I remember what 166 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:42.720 we did. We talked the other day about writing to 167 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:45.480 somebody famous and what you heard back. I was younger 168 00:07:45.519 --> 00:07:48.079 eighties or nineties. I was in a few fan clubs, 169 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:51.279 the Mariah carry fan club and the Mark Paul Gossler 170 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:54.319 fan club. I had a huge crush on Zach Morris 171 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:56.160 from Saved by the Bell. I think I saw an 172 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:58.800 ad in a magazine for them, or inside a cassette 173 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:00.759 tape where you could write them a letter and get 174 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:03.120 stuff mailed to you. Might have cost ten or twenty 175 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:07.360 dollars and they'd mail you a signed picture, a newsletter, 176 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:09.600 and maybe some other things. Were any of you in 177 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:13.399 any fan club Keep on being Awesome? You had Dart 178 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:16.439 liquors from Liz any fan club, Bailey, you strike me 179 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:17.319 as a fan club member. 180 00:08:17.399 --> 00:08:20.439 Yeah, this is gonna sound so nerdy. So when I 181 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:24.639 was fifteen, I was really into baseball in the Minnesota Twins, 182 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:26.680 like two thousand and five. Team was just like my 183 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:30.240 entire personality. There was a baseball player named lou Ford 184 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:33.279 and he was Yeah, he wasn't necessarily like the best 185 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:36.279 baseball player, but for some reason I was obsessed with 186 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:39.080 lou Ford, so I would go see him anytime he 187 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:40.840 had like a meet and greet. One time I went 188 00:08:40.879 --> 00:08:42.120 to see him at a meet and greet, got my 189 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:44.080 picture taken, and then he had another meet and greet 190 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:46.000 the next day, and I got the picture printed out 191 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:47.559 and I brought it to him so he could sign 192 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:48.200 the picture of this. 193 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:49.159 Oh yeah, he. 194 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:51.279 Definitely thought I was weird. I was. I don't know, 195 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:54.399 I was weird. But there was this other woman that 196 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:57.000 was always at the baseball games and she had like 197 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:59.879 a big sign that said like lou Ford Fan Club, 198 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:01.919 and so I was like, oh my god, I love 199 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:04.399 loof Ford. I need to make friends with this lady. 200 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:06.960 So I would talk to this woman every time because 201 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:08.480 my mom used to have like take us through work. 202 00:09:08.519 --> 00:09:10.799 So we went a lot and she gave me a 203 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:13.440 button of lou Ford's face, and I remember being like, 204 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:14.919 what do I have to do to be in the 205 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:17.080 fan club and she said, well, you have a button, 206 00:09:17.399 --> 00:09:19.879 so you're in the fan club. And so me and 207 00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:22.639 this lady got pretty tight, me and this lou Ford 208 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:25.679 fan club lady. So technically I still have that button. 209 00:09:25.879 --> 00:09:27.840 So I'm still in the loof Ford fan close. 210 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:29.200 It's just the two of you and the fan club. 211 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:34.120 Probably we were just obsessed with lou Ford for whatever reason. 212 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:35.799 So yeah, I was. 213 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:38.279 All right, next one, keep me anonymous. I listen to 214 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:40.159 you guys all the time, and I know both you 215 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:42.919 and your listeners will have great advice for me. I 216 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:46.080 am a newlywed and my husband covers the mortgage and electricity. 217 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:49.120 I do the groceries, trash, water, and phone bill. When 218 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:51.320 we go out, we take turns pain but there's no 219 00:09:51.480 --> 00:09:53.879 real system in place. It's just something we started when 220 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:56.480 we moved in together and never remember they're married. We 221 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:58.960 do have a joint bank account, but we never actually 222 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:02.080 use it. That's where my question comes in. How do 223 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:06.840 married couples typically manage their finances. I grew up watching 224 00:10:06.840 --> 00:10:09.279 my parents share one bank account, so I'm unsure what's 225 00:10:09.279 --> 00:10:12.320 best for us. My husband seems uncomfortable with the way 226 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:15.159 we're handling things, but I wonder if there's a better approach. 227 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:18.200 What do you think, FYI? We both earn about the 228 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:21.639 same amount. Love you guys, thank you, and Jenny, You're 229 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:25.519 my girl. For us. Susan does all the money. She 230 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:27.879 does all the money. She's good with it, she understands. 231 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:30.799 She goes to the financial meetings. I go to and 232 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:32.919 my eyes glaze over and roll up in the back 233 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:35.360 of my head, and I pray for the clock to 234 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:38.399 move quickly, and She'll be like, oh, well, what that 235 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:41.600 the wroth four ol one k planned with the blah 236 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:45.919 blah blah, why are you? And I'm like, oh fuck, 237 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:48.080 And I'm looking for a window to leap out of. 238 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:50.879 But Susan does all the money. I trust her. I 239 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:53.480 think sometimes she spends a little frivolously and I don't 240 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:56.240 like that, but I'm not and I think sometimes, honestly, 241 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:58.960 I think she hides purchases from me because I get 242 00:10:58.960 --> 00:11:01.399 annoyed when she wastes money. But then she gets annoyed 243 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:02.480 when I spend money on magic. 244 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:05.000 How much are you wasting? 245 00:11:06.559 --> 00:11:08.519 She spends a lot on the grand kids, buying them 246 00:11:08.519 --> 00:11:11.039 toys that they don't need. I mean, if you have 247 00:11:11.559 --> 00:11:14.320 a kid or grandkids or niece and nephew, you go 248 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:17.039 to their house. Their house is full of toys. Yeah, 249 00:11:17.080 --> 00:11:19.679 they're all over the floor, They're in their toy box, 250 00:11:19.679 --> 00:11:22.240 They're all over the living room floor. They don't play 251 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:25.840 with nine out of ten of them. Yeah, But Susan 252 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:28.720 will be like, oh, I found this cute little thingy thing, 253 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:31.559 any thing, and she'll buy it. I'm like, they're never 254 00:11:31.639 --> 00:11:35.799 going to touch it. They don't need it. But to 255 00:11:35.879 --> 00:11:39.279 answer the question, Susan does it because I totally trust her? 256 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:42.559 Yeah, I Well, I've never been married, but I did 257 00:11:42.679 --> 00:11:45.559 have a live in boyfriend, so we lived together for 258 00:11:45.879 --> 00:11:50.000 too long and we shared so we had the rent 259 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.600 where the rent was automatic so it would be cut 260 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:55.720 in half, so we would both pay equal rent, but 261 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:59.000 then all of the utilities. Because I got the apartment 262 00:11:59.159 --> 00:12:00.600 it was so it was under my name when I 263 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:02.480 got it, and I lived there for three months without 264 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:06.279 him before he moved in, and so I paid for 265 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:09.320 all of the utilities. And every so often I'd be like, hey, 266 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.240 can you give me some money for these utilities? Or 267 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:15.240 like can you start paying for the Wi Fi? Or 268 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:17.960 can you start paying for whatever? And he'd be like, well, 269 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:19.799 you just have to tell me when you just have 270 00:12:19.879 --> 00:12:22.120 to tell me, like how much I owe you? And 271 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:24.600 he'd get so bent out of shape about it, like 272 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:27.360 can't you just put it in your phone as a reminder. 273 00:12:27.759 --> 00:12:29.279 You pay the rent and it comes out of your 274 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:33.679 bank account automatically, but you need to be reminded to 275 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:36.720 pay me for the utilities that I'm paying for. So 276 00:12:36.759 --> 00:12:39.360 he only paid half rent. Bro got off so easily. 277 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:40.960 You don't like this guy. The more you told me 278 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:44.279 about this guy, I don't like him. So let me 279 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:47.600 ask you, Jenny, you handling finances, what do you do well? 280 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:49.720 I think for like a marriage, what I feel like 281 00:12:49.879 --> 00:12:53.360 is like the new norm with millennials is most people 282 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:55.679 have a joint account that covers all of the bills 283 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:58.840 that you both contribute, usually like an equal amount, unless 284 00:12:58.879 --> 00:13:02.720 somebody is making significantly more money. And then you still 285 00:13:02.799 --> 00:13:06.600 keep your separate accounts for your own personal hobbies and stuff. 286 00:13:06.639 --> 00:13:08.600 I feel like that's kind of the new norm, whereas 287 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:10.879 growing up for me, like everything was shared, Like my 288 00:13:10.919 --> 00:13:13.240 parents all their money went into like one bake account 289 00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:15.679 and stuff. Yeah, so I think the new one is like, yes, 290 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:17.480 you still keep your separate ones, but then you have 291 00:13:17.559 --> 00:13:19.559 the joint one that covers all the things that you 292 00:13:19.559 --> 00:13:21.120 guys should be like splitting. 293 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:24.720 Okay, I don't know that there is a right answer. 294 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:26.519 I think the right answer is what works for you. 295 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:29.240 But you also have to trust the other person. And 296 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:31.200 I think that's one of the big things that couples 297 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:34.279 fight over is money and whether you are spending too 298 00:13:34.360 --> 00:13:35.960 much money. Like if I brought home a brand new 299 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:41.000 motorcycle without asking Susan, that would be a bone of contention. Yes, 300 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:43.840 but I would never do that. And the funny thing 301 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:45.879 is she would have to do all the paperwork and 302 00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:49.320 sign everything, and I'd call her up and go, oh, do. 303 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:51.519 We have money for a dome periment on a more And. 304 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:53.240 She would have to figure out where that money's going 305 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:55.399 to come from, and we do. It's just a matter 306 00:13:55.440 --> 00:13:57.840 of like, you know, I would never do that, and 307 00:13:57.879 --> 00:14:00.120 she would probably never go buy a wash or dry 308 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.000 without saying, Hey, I'm gonna go run down to Best 309 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:05.440 Buy and get a new washer, tryer, you know. Yeah, 310 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:09.360 all right, next one, this is Janita, and here is 311 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.320 Jannita's weekly rant. And let's see what one Nita has 312 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:15.080 for us today. Here we go. 313 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:19.559 Hey, y'all, So I had a totally different rant already 314 00:14:19.559 --> 00:14:21.799 for this week until I was listening to the radio 315 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:24.919 on my way to work this morning and I heard Julia, 316 00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:28.639 you have got to be fucking kidding me. First of all, 317 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:32.200 don't put every woman in your goddamn category. Every woman 318 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:36.320 does not fucking need two men. First of all, you 319 00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:39.720 said you need one guy that's fun and spontaneous. Then 320 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:43.919 you said you need another guy that's trustworthy. It could 321 00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:44.600 be trusted. 322 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:47.279 Bitch. You just said that you was cheating on your 323 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:50.039 husband and he doesn't even fucking know it. So basically, 324 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:52.799 that's not a woman that needs two men. Bitch, You're 325 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:56.600 just a sluto, So don't put everybody in your category. 326 00:14:57.559 --> 00:15:00.360 I've been with my husband for thirty seven years. We 327 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:03.679 go out together, we have fun together, we do everything together. 328 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:07.200 So I have everything all rolled in the one and 329 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:08.960 I'm pretty sure there's a lot of women out there 330 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:12.600 who have the same thing. Every woman don't need two men. 331 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:16.759 Every whore does. Well, there's my rent for this week. 332 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:19.039 So love you guys. Talk to you next week. 333 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.919 Janita. If you ever decide you need two men, look 334 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:22.480 me up. 335 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:24.519 Different. 336 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:29.799 She doesn't even think you're cute. 337 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:31.000 Okay, how do you know? 338 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:31.679 She told me? 339 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:32.960 She did? 340 00:15:33.639 --> 00:15:39.039 She really me, she said, But Blanita, if you missed 341 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:41.120 it also yesterday, make sure you go look at the 342 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:44.960 video of us Taisy and Dave because I did use 343 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:47.279 the taser that you gave me to taste Dave yesterday, 344 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:51.240 So please go do It's on the Instagram Dave Brian show. 345 00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:57.039 Jenny. Yeah, an email from Lauren. I painted my countertops. 346 00:15:57.600 --> 00:15:59.960 It was certainly a temporary fix to my ugly countertop. 347 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:02.279 After two years, we ripped him out because I hated 348 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:05.279 the feel and top finish was wearing away around the 349 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:07.720 sync and from washing. Then fortunately my husband was able 350 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:10.039 to replace ours, and with a lot of sweat and swearing. 351 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:14.159 He now has a personal vendetta over who built our cabinets. 352 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:17.399 Ordering mid price countertops from Minars was cheaper than I 353 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:20.799 had expected. Are they my dream countertop? No, but ten 354 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:25.759 thousand times better than my nineteen sixty seven countertops. Whipe 355 00:16:25.799 --> 00:16:28.840 your project goes well and lasts longer than mine from Lauren, 356 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:29.600 I mean. 357 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.919 I only anticipate that they will last like a couple years. 358 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:35.080 But right now, it's just not in my budget to 359 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:37.559 get new countertops and new cabinets and all that stuff, 360 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:40.120 So I feel like it's a temporary fix for now. 361 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:44.320 I did spend probably an hour last night literally watching 362 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.240 YouTube videos on how to do it right, so I 363 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:49.039 feel like I'm pretty well versed, and I'm going to 364 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.759 give it a go. The stuff arrives tomorrow and I'll 365 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:54.440 hopefully do it over the next handful of days. 366 00:16:54.639 --> 00:16:56.679 I love that you do that. I know that so 367 00:16:56.720 --> 00:16:58.320 many people are just like, I don't know what I'm doing. 368 00:16:58.360 --> 00:17:00.080 I'm going to watch a YouTube video and learn how 369 00:16:59.960 --> 00:17:01.480 to do it. Yeah, I don't know how to do 370 00:17:01.519 --> 00:17:02.440 anything around the house. 371 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:03.960 Then he does that all the time, which I always 372 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:04.720 think is really cool. 373 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:07.960 Yeah, I do It's pretty easy. Just YouTube university is 374 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:09.359 what I like to call it. You just watch the 375 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:12.799 videos and then the important part is to read, like 376 00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:16.519 if you're using a specific product, read the reviews and 377 00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:19.160 anything that people like dealt with. So for instance, this 378 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.599 like epoxy stuff I'm going to be using with the paint, 379 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.599 people like gave their opinions of like what they did 380 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:27.000 wrong and stuff. So that's helpful where you're not going 381 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:29.240 to necessarily see that in a video that you're watching 382 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:32.440 of a tutorial. So I think that that is very 383 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:34.720 helpful as the comment section as well, on top of 384 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:35.680 watching a tutorial. 385 00:17:35.839 --> 00:17:39.559 Okay, it reminds me of a time a few years 386 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:43.000 ago we wanted that I think they used to be 387 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:45.599 called California Closets, but you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, 388 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:48.200 you buy these things and the California Closets person comes 389 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:51.160 by and installs them, and it shelves and racks and 390 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.880 hooks and things like that. Well, we bought a little 391 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:57.279 bit more of an upscale version of California Closets and 392 00:17:57.279 --> 00:17:59.680 they weren't called that, but it was a do it 393 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:02.599 yourself kind of thing. So you buy all these measure 394 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:06.680 measure measure, and then they send over this amazing elaborate 395 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:09.920 shelving system, and we hired a handyman, just a handyman 396 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:12.400 to put it in for us, and this poor guy, 397 00:18:12.519 --> 00:18:15.599 I felt so bad for him. He was there for 398 00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:20.160 probably eight hours a day for probably three days, and 399 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:22.880 he was making you guys. I might have told you, Jenny, 400 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:26.440 it was before your time, Billy. No progress, oh, no 401 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:29.160