Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLZ Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I'm here with my girl Kimberly. We're between we're betwixt
Speaker 1: the times. It's betwixt Christmas, Hanukkah and the New Year's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the in the betwixt times, in.
Speaker 1: The betwixt times. And so what I should be doing
Speaker 1: is taking it down, all my decorations. But no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love to take them down. Love It really me
Speaker 1: a great sense of accomplishment to take him down.
Speaker 2: Before New Year's.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Where will I get to it? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but a goal would be to get it
Speaker 1: done this afternoon.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I thought most people, well, I don't really know.
Speaker 2: I've never had decorations, so I don't really know.
Speaker 1: A lot of people take them down like on the
Speaker 1: twenty sixth, but some people keep up till like January
Speaker 1: eleventh or something something about the twelve days of Christmas
Speaker 1: and it ends like mid January. Oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that, because I don't We didn't do that in
Speaker 1: my house. I feel like we would wait till the
Speaker 1: New Year's but I gotta get it done before that.
Speaker 2: Okay, got to get it out. It's like it never happened.
Speaker 2: I think Jerry Seinfeld had a bit about that. He's
Speaker 2: like people the second the Christmas is over, they realize
Speaker 2: and they go, there's a tree in the living room,
Speaker 2: and they just throw it out on the street. Get
Speaker 2: it out of here. Why is there a tree inside
Speaker 2: the house? Never happened?
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep, yep. Ours is a fake tree. So
Speaker 1: it's more like, somebody come and take this thing apart.
Speaker 1: I have decorated it, and now I will undecorate it,
Speaker 1: and then I want someone to come and get it
Speaker 1: and fold it all.
Speaker 2: As it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: It does seem like that. The year that we I
Speaker 1: didn't decorate at all because we went to Europe meet
Speaker 1: the kids and I we went three years ago, two
Speaker 1: years ago, and I didn't decorate it all, and it
Speaker 1: was just a great feeling. Yeah, it felt good then.
Speaker 2: And how do you do it to keep it up
Speaker 2: with the Joneses.
Speaker 1: No, it does give you a sense of happiness when
Speaker 1: it's decorated.
Speaker 2: You could look at other people's houses.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know. One day
Speaker 1: I'll live the life of like my mom and just
Speaker 1: everything will be like super simplified in a small apartment,
Speaker 1: and that'll make me happy.
Speaker 2: That'll make me happy.
Speaker 1: Whittle things down in the new year. I like to
Speaker 1: get another dumpster. Remember that time we got a dumpster
Speaker 1: and put it in our driveway and when you could
Speaker 1: get it for two weeks and it was just the
Speaker 1: best feeling anything I've seen in the house of just
Speaker 1: throwing the dumpster.
Speaker 2: Throw it away, yeah, get it out of here.
Speaker 1: Really, I would just be like, God, I wish we
Speaker 1: could just open some windows and just throw things for
Speaker 1: the second floor. We did make it.
Speaker 2: Again, and it's like, but it's not your house, so
Speaker 2: you're just like, this can go. You don't need this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. I would put things on the
Speaker 1: deck and have John come and throw them off the
Speaker 1: deck into the tempster. Try to make it a game
Speaker 1: for him. You know, so much stuff could go in
Speaker 1: there right now. Okay, so guys, let's talk about it
Speaker 1: before the ninety days BT ninety you guys, there's just
Speaker 1: there's as we go, maybe we're going to find some
Speaker 1: redeeming characters. But this week specifically, it really hit me
Speaker 1: like wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm not I wouldn't say rooting for any
Speaker 2: there's like two people I'm rooting for.
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for Forrest and she know, yeah, I am.
Speaker 2: That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. And then you know, we saw Forest
Speaker 1: terrible tweets and then that gave us pause.
Speaker 2: But I do feel like he could be redeemed. He
Speaker 2: I think his mom is part of the problem, and
Speaker 2: if he was not with her, I think if he
Speaker 2: lived with jis Dev maybe they could get a divorce.
Speaker 2: He goes to live with stepdad, although Stepdad could feel
Speaker 2: the same way about women as far as does in
Speaker 2: his treats. Maybe he just needs like a sensitivity training class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yes, I think that's right. Listen, we're rooting
Speaker 1: for a first Yeah, okay, but this is season eight,
Speaker 1: episode four. It's going to be a bumpy ride because
Speaker 1: we're doing the instructions. I did look it up earlier
Speaker 1: and it literally is like secure your mask before yourself
Speaker 1: to where ahead you know there is, Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: The stuff we guessed. I don't know how they're going
Speaker 2: to maintain that the whole season though.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of episodes.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, get it to go pee ask
Speaker 2: you next door person to move so that you can
Speaker 2: get up to go pee. Yeah, at least fill their
Speaker 2: drink all over their lap because you asked them to
Speaker 2: get a to go pee.
Speaker 1: How about no, you may not have another vodka soda?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: About that?
Speaker 2: Soy filming a lady being racist's gonna go viral. By
Speaker 2: the time this play lands.
Speaker 1: Somebody's getting zipped tied to a chair. Let's start with
Speaker 1: Emma and Yed so zi Ed has gotten out. And
Speaker 1: about this one, you just clear his head from the
Speaker 1: night before and he's hanging out with a snake charmer.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I was like, interesting, I didn't know. I thought if
Speaker 1: you were watching the snake charmer, like you would just
Speaker 1: watch them do the thing and then give them some money.
Speaker 1: And then I didn't know you could join in.
Speaker 2: Maybe there it's like someone's walking their dog and it's like,
Speaker 2: can I pet your dog?
Speaker 1: Can I bet that dog?
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: My friend Sabrina who brought us. Can I bet that dog?
Speaker 1: We gave her for Christmas? I mean, my friend Mary
Speaker 1: gave her for Christmas. A teacher says, can I bet
Speaker 1: that dog? Yeah? And then we all started laughing about
Speaker 1: it again and couldn't stop, and it's just yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: Emma's ed, Okay, So he's doing snake charming and Emma says,
Speaker 1: you know, I expected our first morning was going to
Speaker 1: be great, but we've been totally separate and his behavior
Speaker 1: is making me suspicious. So now he comes back and
Speaker 1: they sit down to this gorgeous, big breakfast. This place
Speaker 1: looks like thirty people live there, but it's just them.
Speaker 1: It's really big and beautiful.
Speaker 2: How is he affording this?
Speaker 1: Is she paying for it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because her sister was like, you paid for the airbnb,
Speaker 1: and so he'll have to pay for things when you're
Speaker 1: there because you lost your job.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they sit down. The housekeeper is made it. It's
Speaker 1: very nice. As she walks off it and was like
Speaker 1: she's so cute. Oh my god. He pulls out her chair.
Speaker 1: Thanks babe. So there's eggs and she's like, I don't
Speaker 1: like eggs, but I'll eat it. She's just non stop,
Speaker 1: just petting her hair. It's non wig.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she goes, babe, will you pour me some tea?
Speaker 1: And then she says I wanted to say sorry. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, couldn't hear you. She's I wanted to say sorry, babe,
Speaker 1: because I ran away from your kiss, and I walked
Speaker 1: away from you when you were talking, and it got
Speaker 1: really dramatic, like it was a long day, babe, I
Speaker 1: was traveling for twenty hours. And then there's something else
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to cry. And she gets out her cry angle
Speaker 1: and starts shoving it in.
Speaker 2: And that's how people do it on TV.
Speaker 1: It's a crying goal.
Speaker 2: You gotta fold, fold, and then you pat because you
Speaker 2: have makeup on, so it's like squeeze out one drop,
Speaker 2: but before that drop ever touches your skin, you have
Speaker 2: to get it as it's coming out of the tear decked.
Speaker 1: If you're watching, this is a crying goal. You just
Speaker 1: jammed the corner right into where the tear might come out,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't get anything. So I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: here just because after cry later.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a piece of tape.
Speaker 1: Did you find a crying goal with a piece of
Speaker 1: tape on it?
Speaker 2: No, it's just it's just tape here.
Speaker 1: So she tells Hi about how she lost her job
Speaker 1: and she really liked it and she'd worked there for
Speaker 1: five years. And she goes and I'm worried because I
Speaker 1: don't have any options. And he's like, oh, don't worry.
Speaker 1: You're gonna find something even better. Like let's less enjoy today.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. He's very nice and very supportive.
Speaker 1: And she goes, Oh, you're so sweet. I love you.
Speaker 1: You're my future hobby. And he goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what is this word. She goes, hubby. It's like short
Speaker 1: for a husband. He goes, oh, really like wifey. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, bebe so the day do talking head together
Speaker 1: where they're like holding hands, and she said, by.
Speaker 2: The way, I have been blind to most of her
Speaker 2: face stuff, Like to me, yeah, that's what's sad. Is like,
Speaker 2: she looks fairly normal to me. Yes, I've been watching
Speaker 2: Law and Order, like in the background from the beginning.
Speaker 2: I've never seen these earlier early seasons. It's so weird
Speaker 2: to see what women used to look like regular, and
Speaker 2: it's so jarring, like their lips are thin and their
Speaker 2: faces look normal. It's bizarre. But so I'm so brainwashed
Speaker 2: by society that she looks normal to me. But there
Speaker 2: when they were sitting in their talking head and she
Speaker 2: turned to the side and she was smiling because she
Speaker 2: doesn't smile very often. It was jarring. She she it
Speaker 2: doesn't move, and it's it's puff. It's out in the
Speaker 2: weird in the weird places up here. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: it's her. She can't the smile, can't reach her eyes right,
Speaker 2: and because it's just all it's so strange. She's twenty seven.
Speaker 1: She's so young. She's so young. So in this talking
Speaker 1: head together, she says, the trimp is started like a tornado,
Speaker 1: but now it's better. And he goes, what's what's this tornado?
Speaker 1: And she goes, it's like an earthquake, like a natural disaster.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, that's that's good. That's good analogy. She says, thanks, babe,
Speaker 1: I love you, babe, and he says, oh, I love
Speaker 1: you more. And they're holding hands. I'm like, wow, do
Speaker 1: we now have hope for them? No? No, how the
Speaker 1: show getting up.
Speaker 2: She hasn't told him her big secret yet secret secret.
Speaker 1: So that they're not going to an outdoor market old
Speaker 1: Medina and he says this will lift her spirits because
Speaker 1: she loves to shop. So they're looking at little purses
Speaker 1: and thinks she finds these little cute wallets. Will have
Speaker 1: to imagine she's bringing home, you know, a souvenirs and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm going to get these three and he
Speaker 1: says he'll buy them, and she's like, what a babe.
Speaker 1: She says, can I kiss you? And he goes no.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm gonna air kiss you. What if every
Speaker 1: time I want to kiss you, I air kiss you.
Speaker 1: So she says, it's so nice to have him offer
Speaker 1: to buy things for me, And now I feel hopeful. Girl,
Speaker 1: that was like five dollars.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I'll calm down.
Speaker 1: So he goes, let's go get some food. We're going
Speaker 1: to get something that's really good.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: Everybody eats snails. So she's like, no, babe, I don't
Speaker 1: want that. I don't like that. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: try that. Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, babe.
Speaker 1: That Oh god, Oh that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, it's slimy, it's a sname. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, is so gross. Babe. Okaylet's it good? Can
Speaker 1: we go? Oh yeah? Talking to it together? She goes,
Speaker 1: heven't you ever eating any food? That's just gross? And
Speaker 1: he says he thinks sushi is gross, which is interesting, right,
Speaker 1: because you know, by the way, sushi is gross. But
Speaker 1: that's just my opinion over snails. And she goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I love sushi. Are we even compatible, babe?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. These conversations with them, I cannot you
Speaker 2: just they're like teenage.
Speaker 1: Yes, nothing is at.
Speaker 2: All below the surface.
Speaker 1: You're so right.
Speaker 2: I can't get you. You can't get through the surface
Speaker 2: because of all the filler, just like it's trying to
Speaker 2: chip chisel away to get down below the surface. Can't
Speaker 2: break through. Well.
Speaker 1: On that note, they go on a horse and buggy
Speaker 1: ride and she was, oh my god, this is so romantic.
Speaker 1: It's like a romantic love ride. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you've given me three air kisses today.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, today is way better than yesterday.
Speaker 1: She goes, Now, you know yesterday when you were being rude,
Speaker 1: and the reason I responded because it brought up a
Speaker 1: lot of old feelings about old boyfriends and the way
Speaker 1: they treated me. And he goes, okay, don't talk about
Speaker 1: your past. I know you now, I don't know you
Speaker 1: in the past. I don't want to know, and she goes, Dabe,
Speaker 1: don't you want to hear about my life? He goes,
Speaker 1: I know about your life. I know your name, the
Speaker 1: name of your siblings, I know where you live. And
Speaker 1: she goes, but you don't know everything. There's things that
Speaker 1: happen in my past that you don't know about. He goes,
Speaker 1: we leave the past in the past. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about it.
Speaker 2: So you're me and in my mind you are a virtued.
Speaker 1: Well I think, Okay, then it's good. Go with that.
Speaker 1: Then you don't have to tell him because you don't
Speaker 1: have to tell him. He didn't tell He said, don't
Speaker 1: tell me. Yeah, there you well, until they run into
Speaker 1: somebody at that market and be like, hey girl, did
Speaker 1: I meet you last year? So so talking to Ed,
Speaker 1: she goes, I want to tell Zian about my past engagement.
Speaker 1: But he just shut me down. And I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: he shut me down because maybe there's something he's hiding.
Speaker 1: I felt rejected and concerned. Okay, all right, that's it. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: we meet the new guy. It's Joven from Jacksonville, Alabama.
Speaker 1: I looked it up. Population fourteen thousand and annalyin they're
Speaker 1: the same age, bout thirty eight. She's from the Philippines.
Speaker 2: Amazing, so he Okay, we're in a retirement community, nursing home.
Speaker 2: It's my second home, my life. So bingo. The ladies
Speaker 2: are playing bingo, which I actually have not seen people play,
Speaker 2: and my dad's retirement community they play this other game
Speaker 2: that I can't think of the name of. It's a
Speaker 2: card game. Okay, bridge, but no, they do play bridge.
Speaker 2: But there's also there's this other one that's always on
Speaker 2: the schedule and I had to ask someone what it
Speaker 2: was because I had never heard of it. Anyway, So
Speaker 2: they're doing a when If you've seen When hair He
Speaker 2: met Sally, it's a talking head on a couch, old
Speaker 2: people talking about how they met. But it's just ladies
Speaker 2: because they have all outlived their husbands apparently, and so
Speaker 2: it's either a single lady on the couch or two
Speaker 2: ladies on the couch. There was one.
Speaker 1: There was one man playing, but man doesn't.
Speaker 2: Doesn't speak at all. He's with all those ladies. It's
Speaker 2: a it's a poly relationship, which I've heard happens. And
Speaker 2: at the retirement community, when a single fella moves in,
Speaker 2: the ladies pounce so they're already circling my dad and
Speaker 2: my caf. So, yeah, he's there on the prowl. So
Speaker 2: it's hard to prowl with your walker, but they.
Speaker 1: Or easier because you getier.
Speaker 2: So we meet jove On and he's pushing a cart
Speaker 2: with lemonade, which does not happen at my dad's my
Speaker 2: community and like like charcooterie board. Yeah, he's and crackers.
Speaker 2: And he says he likes working in a nursing home
Speaker 2: because the people have no filter and it's pure comedy. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's true, but it's very low paying and unfortunately for him.
Speaker 2: He says, American women want a six pack six figures
Speaker 2: and six inches and that's not me. Did you just
Speaker 2: tell everyone he has a small penis?
Speaker 1: I think he did, because I mean six inches is like, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess it's average. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Looking for my ruler that I used to have in
Speaker 1: here and I'm always looking for and I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened to Okay.
Speaker 2: So he is going to the Philippines to meet his
Speaker 2: wife and he tells the old ladies, I'm going to
Speaker 2: meet my wife. I've never met her. Before and one
Speaker 2: goes oh okay, and his wife is Anna Lynne thirty eight,
Speaker 2: same age from the Philippines and they met online five
Speaker 2: years ago. They've been married for two years according to him.
Speaker 2: She says, what did he say? We've been together for
Speaker 2: six years, married for almost three years. Get it straight.
Speaker 2: So they communicate.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking he's doing
Speaker 1: it in real time when they're filming, and she's doing
Speaker 1: it as like in a year when.
Speaker 2: This air is probably really you think, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she was thinking like no, but when
Speaker 1: this airs, it would have been I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think he's a guy and is not keeping track
Speaker 2: that too. So they communicate over video like sending each
Speaker 2: other hi husband, how are you, hi? Wife? How are you?
Speaker 2: Little videos? And she thought when she saw him online,
Speaker 2: he was so cute to look at. Yummers. Yummers. Yummers
Speaker 2: is the new yike. So this show just gives, and
Speaker 2: it gives, it does blessed, Bounty, bountiful, this show is
Speaker 2: so they would talk for hours. He made her feel
Speaker 2: so happy. He wanted to travel there to meet her,
Speaker 2: but then COVID hit and there were travel restrictions, and
Speaker 2: she didn't want to lose him. She saw online that
Speaker 2: people were getting married on zoom during the pandemic, and
Speaker 2: she thought, well, if we get married, he'll be able
Speaker 2: to travel to the Philippines because you can do it
Speaker 2: with spouses. But there was a money issue as well.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just the travel restrictions. I think that was
Speaker 2: his excuse. It's taken him six years to save up
Speaker 2: the amount of money to go to the Philippines.
Speaker 1: Right, so he was to go anyway.
Speaker 2: I guess he wasn't going to go anywhere. So they
Speaker 2: get married over zoom. She's wearing a dress, a wedding
Speaker 2: dress and everything, and has flowers, and.
Speaker 1: She's so pretty. Thank each other.
Speaker 2: She's gorgeous. So he explains to the old ladies that
Speaker 2: he hasn't been able to go to afford yet. I thought,
Speaker 2: he really needs to do a better job of kissing
Speaker 2: up to these ladies because they might have no grandchildren
Speaker 2: to spend it on, and they could leave him in
Speaker 2: their will and something might accidentally happen to one of
Speaker 2: them and he could go to the Philippines. That's all
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: My thought is somebody a co worker should go around
Speaker 1: with a little jar and be like, please help us
Speaker 1: get Joe on to see his wife, and everybody would
Speaker 1: throw in five or ten dollars, and then pretty soon
Speaker 1: you got a few hundred bucks to do it again.
Speaker 1: Every week you can get that ticket.
Speaker 2: The problem is is old people are notoriously cheap because
Speaker 2: they don't know how much things cost, so they don't
Speaker 2: could time they have one, they'd be like, how much
Speaker 2: does it cost to fly there? Seventy five dollars? Okay,
Speaker 2: you're like.
Speaker 1: It's two thousand dollars, Well hold on him three dollars
Speaker 1: in my burst. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he says Anneline has changed since they've been together.
Speaker 2: She used to be a very positive person and now
Speaker 2: she is cranky all the time, and we see some
Speaker 2: texts where she's cranky and she says, no, I have
Speaker 2: always been very feisty. I'm not a typical Filipino woman.
Speaker 2: I don't like being told what to do. I'm going
Speaker 2: to stand up for myself. And he says he had
Speaker 2: to fight to be heard in the marriage, and they
Speaker 2: just fight all the time now. So before he applies
Speaker 2: for the spousal visa to come here, which again they
Speaker 2: shouldn't be on this show, they should be on some
Speaker 2: sort of different show like Bring My Spouse to America
Speaker 2: like Angela and Michael because they're already married.
Speaker 1: So it's okay. I was like, no, because it is
Speaker 1: before the ninety days, But I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's not before.
Speaker 2: It's not a k one visa. It's a spousal visa.
Speaker 1: Just like the other way they went there are that
Speaker 1: didn't make any sense on the other way with Meno
Speaker 1: Anthony because they're already married, and that's true. It's a
Speaker 1: live in Frances point they're running out of people.
Speaker 2: And the throuttle going to visit Mexico. That didn't really
Speaker 2: make sense. Now in that season, they're just putting people in.
Speaker 2: So he wants to apply for the spousal visa, but
Speaker 2: he doesn't think their marriage is on solid ground, so
Speaker 2: he needs to go and actually meet her in person.
Speaker 1: And how much does the spousal visa costs? Is it
Speaker 1: the same as the it might?
Speaker 2: I think it's around the same. Okay, it's a lot,
Speaker 2: But I'm remembering Michael and Angela. What if like when
Speaker 2: he meets her there's like an odor issue or like
Speaker 2: he's allergic to her. Have you heard of that that
Speaker 2: rare thing, like, what if it's something like that, they
Speaker 2: wouldn't have They have no idea because they've never even met,
Speaker 2: they've never shared the same air space.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why he's got this sweet, sweet matt Chart
Speaker 1: money to go over there and see her.
Speaker 2: Exactly. So, his sister Ashley, who is the voice of reason,
Speaker 2: takes him to the store to help him pick out
Speaker 2: some clothes because Anna Linda doesn't like the way he dresses.
Speaker 2: I don't think Anelin Lynn likes anything about him. He's cute.
Speaker 2: She thought he was cute. I don't know if she
Speaker 2: still does uh she I don't know if she still
Speaker 2: thinks he's yummers. He might be down to a yum.
Speaker 2: So his sister thinks Annaline is funny, but she's also
Speaker 2: a lot, which I can relate to. I have been
Speaker 2: called a lot. Have you ever been called?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I figured, yeah, women, uh well behave women rarely make
Speaker 2: history or are ever called a lot? So she says
Speaker 2: that Annalyn called her. She was at work, She's with customers.
Speaker 2: Annaline calls and it starts bitching about jovonn and she's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta I have customers here, and she couldn't get
Speaker 2: her off the phone, and she's upset about this other woman.
Speaker 2: So Ashley says, what's the deal with this other woman?
Speaker 2: So Jovonne says, well, I've known this other one. We
Speaker 2: never get her name. She's just this woman for a
Speaker 2: long time. We talked for hours on the phone. We
Speaker 2: were both having relationship troubles and we confide it in
Speaker 2: each other. And Ashley says, why is Anneline so bothered
Speaker 2: by this? Well, anyone would.
Speaker 1: Be, anyone would be, anyone would be.
Speaker 2: Joe Vaughn says, well, I used to have a thing
Speaker 2: with this woman. And then Ashley gets it and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're a dog my brother. I am disowning you from
Speaker 2: the family. That's super shady. You should not be talking
Speaker 2: to your ex. Yes, and that's why she's mad. And
Speaker 2: he says, well, we never officially dated, but we had
Speaker 2: feelings for each other. We don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: If she is she local, did they actually hook up,
Speaker 2: were they in the same airspace. We don't really know.
Speaker 1: Who's the time to talk for hours on the phone.
Speaker 2: He seems to work very part time because multiple times
Speaker 2: he says he talks to people for hours on the phone,
Speaker 2: like all day, what are you doing? That's why you
Speaker 2: can't afford to go to the Philippines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to get a lesser phone plan.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he says they never officially dated, but they
Speaker 2: had feelings. They lost touch, and then he reached out
Speaker 2: when he was struggling in the marriage. He should not you.
Speaker 2: There's no one else you could have talked to. What
Speaker 2: about you struggling?
Speaker 1: Shes sorry, she.
Speaker 2: Was right there. So he told Annaline because he wanted
Speaker 2: to be honest, and she got very upset, and he says,
Speaker 2: I get why she's upset, but it's flatonic with this
Speaker 2: other woman. And he tried to explain it to Anneline,
Speaker 2: but she blocked him, and she's it's always good when
Speaker 2: you're blocking your spouse. He says, she's so unreasonable and aggressive.
Speaker 2: He calls her aggressive repeatedly, which I did not like
Speaker 2: because she's not really being aggressive either, and just don't
Speaker 2: call a woman aggressive. So she's like, that's why I
Speaker 2: have to go outside the marriage to talk to someone
Speaker 2: because of her. It's her fault.
Speaker 1: Again, he was pretty understanding and knows Angeline, and she's
Speaker 1: right there, right there.
Speaker 2: So Ashley says, she's unhinged and off her rocker, but
Speaker 2: she loves her, She loves her, but she thinks she's entertaining.
Speaker 2: She's like the entertaining relative that is like slightly unhinged,
Speaker 2: you don't know what's going to happen, but you're down
Speaker 2: for it because it makes family reunions less boring. So
Speaker 2: she's like, she needs to talk to him though, or
Speaker 2: they shouldn't be married, so she needs to unblock him.
Speaker 2: So very dramatic music. He calls Anelin and she answers
Speaker 2: and we learned that the sister convinced her to block him,
Speaker 2: un block him him. Yeah, So he's leaving for the
Speaker 2: Philippines tomorrow and he calls it wife. He calls his
Speaker 2: wife and he's like, what's going on? And she says,
Speaker 2: what do you think is going on? And he says,
Speaker 2: don't be so aggressive.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is going on?
Speaker 2: What do you think is going on? That was the tone.
Speaker 2: That's how much she raised her. Not aggressive, not aggressive.
Speaker 2: He says, you told me that if we were married,
Speaker 2: we couldn't keep anyone special from our past, and now
Speaker 2: you're doing it and I know you're not actually cheating,
Speaker 2: but it's a baby step towards temptation and she's doing it.
Speaker 2: She's right, yeah, And he said, well I'm here. Oh,
Speaker 2: such a fucking baby. Sorry. I'm so annoyed at this guy.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm here alone, dealing with your problems and
Speaker 2: my problems, and I didn't feel emotionally supported by you,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to be heard by someone. Call your sister.
Speaker 1: She's right there. She took you to that store called Michaels,
Speaker 1: which was not really Michael's but had the same time.
Speaker 2: I was so annoyed when I saw that it wasn't
Speaker 2: a real Michael's, Like, what I know of Michaels because.
Speaker 1: I stole that font it was, Yes, it did.
Speaker 2: Look like it was stolen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so rude.
Speaker 2: So he I was like, Oh, he's going to go
Speaker 2: buy some thread and yarn and diving paintings across it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: some decor. So she says, you have siblings, you have
Speaker 2: a mom, you have a dad. That's not enough. You're an American,
Speaker 2: get therapy, and who can afford therapy? Okay. So it's
Speaker 2: always like circumstances outside of his control, like it's other
Speaker 2: people's fault that he doesn't have the money. That he
Speaker 2: didn't feel supported that she's it's she's being aggressive, so
Speaker 2: he had to go talk to someone else. So he
Speaker 2: wants her to take accountability. That's rich.
Speaker 1: He's thirty eight. He's thirty eight.
Speaker 2: He's too young to be acting like this.
Speaker 1: And he's too old to be acting like this.
Speaker 2: Exactly, sorry, yes, right, so he says. He says, when
Speaker 2: you're dealing with problems, I try to be there for you,
Speaker 2: and Wendy, you show up for me. She says, I've
Speaker 2: been waiting for you to visit me for six years.
Speaker 2: If you don't feel like that's enough, what is enough?
Speaker 2: And finally he says, I take accountability for what I did. Finally,
Speaker 2: and she's like, okay, so you're gonna stop talking to
Speaker 2: her and he's like, uh, long long pause, Yes, but
Speaker 2: I want us to work on our communication.
Speaker 1: But I got to call her one more time to
Speaker 1: tell her I'm not gonna call her anymore. Yeah, exactly, And.
Speaker 2: We do tend to talk for hours, so it'll be
Speaker 2: one more time where we sit and talk for hours.
Speaker 2: So she is letting it go for now, but she
Speaker 2: doesn't really trust him, and she plans to bring it
Speaker 2: up when he gets there.
Speaker 1: So yeah, as she should Yeah yeah, so so far she.
Speaker 2: Supported team annelin And if she's not supporting you, maybe
Speaker 2: you don't should be in. Not in this relationship, you know, Like.
Speaker 1: I mean, he lives in this tiny town. He's got
Speaker 1: a kind of a mediocre job. My whole thing is,
Speaker 1: if he's has this job for a while and they
Speaker 1: seem to love him there, why not try to move
Speaker 1: up the ranks or go to school and get like
Speaker 1: a you know, go to a community college and get
Speaker 1: a degree to be like a nurse's aide. Just do
Speaker 1: something to better yourself. If you're devoted to staying in
Speaker 1: this town, it's a low paying job. You're thirty eight
Speaker 1: years old. There are things you can do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or if you have time to talk for hours on
Speaker 2: the phone, you could get up another part time job.
Speaker 1: You got time to lean, you got time to clean.
Speaker 2: You got time to clean.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also those old ladies, they would talk to you
Speaker 2: about your relationship problems. Totally talk to one of them.
Speaker 2: And there's no risk of cheating, or maybe there is.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's your thing.
Speaker 1: I think they're there. I think he probably did cheat,
Speaker 1: don't you.
Speaker 2: With this other lady?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just still don't know why they're talking on the
Speaker 2: phone for hours, because she also might be long distance.
Speaker 1: What if she's like also in the Philippines or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, if he has a thing,
Speaker 2: if he's a sex tourist.
Speaker 1: Essentially, they wouldn't be shocking, not Russia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he thinks he's a really nice guy.
Speaker 2: But he did not come off well in this first episode.
Speaker 1: Again, although you know, we change our minds on people.
Speaker 1: You know, I've already changed on Emma and z and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think they're in love. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I've already changed my mind. Yeah, Okay, let's chat about
Speaker 1: Laura and beer Can.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I've got a lot to say, a lot to say here,
Speaker 1: and it's not all about his teeth, although those are upsetting. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's at the Airbnb. He's ironing his shirt and he says,
Speaker 1: she's rid of this airbnb for us. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: It's so big and beautifull Kimberly, where does he live?
Speaker 1: You ask, Well, I'll tell you, he says, exactly, Because
Speaker 1: I stay with different friends sometimes in Ismir, sometimes Istanbul.
Speaker 1: That's why she can't stay with me because he's homeless.
Speaker 1: I have a new prop and it's a red flag,
Speaker 1: and I'm waving it.
Speaker 2: I'm getting Lauren of Lauren and Faith vibes. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: just crashes on people's couches and cooks seafood in their bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, she can't stay with me because I
Speaker 1: stay with friends sometimes in Ismir, sometimes in Istanbul, which
Speaker 1: means I don't have a place of my own.
Speaker 2: Right And also doesn't he need Are those places close
Speaker 2: to each other? Or does he travel? Because I thought
Speaker 2: he worked as a barista.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also unclear. Maybe he has a job in
Speaker 1: both places. Let's look it up, shall we. Let's google
Speaker 1: on everybody loves it is mer to who is Stanbul?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: It's well, it's four hours and fifty three minutes.
Speaker 2: So he can't just be going back and forth.
Speaker 1: Uh Uh, it's four hundred and seventy eight kilometers. That's
Speaker 1: a driving for that is four hours and fifty three
Speaker 1: minutes driving.
Speaker 2: There's so there's no way. So he either works part
Speaker 2: time in one of those places, or yeah, both places
Speaker 2: he works part time, or he works nowhere?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes again, Well, how did he lose all this money?
Speaker 2: He had business ventures or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after he was a professional footballer, which means he
Speaker 1: played Ray Park with like Boujeou playing basketball, he invested
Speaker 1: in failed business ventures. So I think when the friend
Speaker 1: said does she know all of your situation? They said,
Speaker 1: do they know you don't have a home? Does she
Speaker 1: know that you don't have a home and that you're
Speaker 1: at my cow chaff at the time and her couch
Speaker 1: alf at the time. All right, So he's on the
Speaker 1: subway because this broke as don't have a car. So
Speaker 1: he's on the subway and he gets a text she
Speaker 1: landed early and she's just going to meet him at
Speaker 1: the train station. So she's doing a quick darcy in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, doing a quick little spruce up, and tells
Speaker 1: she puts on addressed and she goes, okay, this is cute,
Speaker 1: and she does look cute, and she says, I do
Speaker 1: worry he won't be attracted to me in person, because
Speaker 1: you know they are almost they're nineteen years apart.
Speaker 2: And she has body image issues.
Speaker 1: From losing it. She lost a ton of weight. Now
Speaker 1: she's got body image of shees from that, she feels good,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't feel like she looks her best.
Speaker 2: She was also sending him heavily filtered photos.
Speaker 1: And so it's a full vasaine blur.
Speaker 2: His expectations might not meet the reality. Yeah, although z
Speaker 2: ed of Rebecca's ed, who I think she looks like
Speaker 2: he was very happy with her, even though she looked
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing like those photos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but who knows how it's going now, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to tell me because you're watching diaries.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they meet and at first he seems happy. They
Speaker 1: hug and they kiss. He's like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the talking head. They're out with the production and as
Speaker 1: they do right when they meet, and he says, everything
Speaker 1: is perfect, and the producer says, what do you think
Speaker 1: of him? And she goes, he's amazing, exactly the esthetic
Speaker 1: I was describing dark romance male main character.
Speaker 2: What it's because romance novels. She's obsessed with romance novels.
Speaker 2: She's writing her own. He to her, looks like a
Speaker 2: cover on one of like a pirate something on one
Speaker 2: of these romance novels.
Speaker 1: So or a werewolf or shirt.
Speaker 2: To me, he doesn't all look anything like he should be,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't look like he should be in a
Speaker 2: store that sells romance novels, but he thinks it looks
Speaker 2: like a cover o guy. So the heart the beauty
Speaker 2: is in the eye of the beholder.
Speaker 1: Yes. So then they ask him what do you think
Speaker 1: of her? And he goes, She's perfect. I don't even
Speaker 1: need to look at her. I don't need to. I
Speaker 1: don't need I don't need I feel it. I feel it.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm complete. And she goes, oh, best answer ever.
Speaker 1: And then she looks at the camera like wait what.
Speaker 1: She literally looks at him, and that does a gym
Speaker 1: from the office like wait, was that a good answer
Speaker 1: or not? Or he doesn't want to look at me
Speaker 1: because I want to look, like what does it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd rather picture the photos that I said.
Speaker 1: By the way, he doesn't look like his photos either. No,
Speaker 1: we saw some of his like motorcycle jacket black and white,
Speaker 1: not showing the teeth. Photos.
Speaker 2: Come on now, they looked like AI.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So on the train, she's like, wow, I've just
Speaker 1: never had such a great flight. It was such a
Speaker 1: great flight, and he goes and she goes, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was really nice, and so where are You're almost there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll barely look at her, but she's like, oh god,
Speaker 1: he'll bear you look at me, but she is staring.
Speaker 1: It is so uncomfortable when somebody is staring at the
Speaker 1: side of your face. She's like staring at the side
Speaker 1: of his face, making googo wise at him. So of
Speaker 1: course he's like looking at me, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then also they're in public, so probably in Turkey
Speaker 1: he can't have any affection towards her. Yeah, So she
Speaker 1: said it's awkward and something is off. I was like,
Speaker 1: I think you're weirding him out because you're staring at
Speaker 1: the side of his face.
Speaker 2: So there's an odor issue. Maybe her breath was bad
Speaker 2: and he's.
Speaker 1: She's been hours. Yeah, maybe he's like getting the shower.
Speaker 1: So they ride. They arrive at the airbnb and it's huge,
Speaker 1: is really nice, and she's like whoa. I think she's
Speaker 1: like stunned, Like what your dollar can get you there, right,
Speaker 1: and so she goes, what should we do? He goes, well,
Speaker 1: you go get changed because you smell bad, and I'll
Speaker 1: take you to see the coast. So she says okay.
Speaker 1: So they walk around there in is mirror, so he's
Speaker 1: showing her is mirror and he says, architecture is the
Speaker 1: art we live in and she goes, wow, that's profound.
Speaker 1: And then he says, and when the darkness comes, the
Speaker 1: light shines out, and she goes, it's so crazy because
Speaker 1: like the light is shining and all these people are
Speaker 1: around and you know, and he goes, the people are zombies.
Speaker 1: They have no idea where they are going.
Speaker 2: So when you're to stay in Turkey, there is hot,
Speaker 2: there is cold. There is nothing between the donkey's ears.
Speaker 1: Yes, Sorfer, that is. And then at the talk of it,
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, he does make a lot of random comments,
Speaker 1: like he makes things that are simple into a giant
Speaker 1: philosophical discussion. It can be exhausting. It's a little ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But but but I like it. I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love everything he said. I love I
Speaker 1: love it. Who are you trying to who are you
Speaker 1: trying to get here? Lady?
Speaker 2: Exactly? You hate it? Also, can he and Sarper make
Speaker 2: the joint calendar with the quote of the day?
Speaker 1: Perfect? Yes, So back at they're back at the apartment
Speaker 1: and it's super awkward and she's, you know, she's so tired,
Speaker 1: and she says, so do you want to go to bed?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna think about go to bed, and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: from what I see, it's only nine o'clock and I'm
Speaker 1: not tired, And so he goes, why don't you go
Speaker 1: to bed, I'll watch a little TV and I'll join
Speaker 1: you afterwards. Now, I think in my mind I would
Speaker 1: have been like, well, I'll get in the bed, I'll
Speaker 1: give you a little snuggle which you fall asleep. I'll
Speaker 1: come back out here on watch TV. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would rather sit and watch the evening news
Speaker 2: or whenever game is on TV than be with her.
Speaker 2: For the first time.
Speaker 1: I think he wants her to shower.
Speaker 2: I think he I think he's not attracted to her, and.
Speaker 1: He's not attracted to her, and he's scary's out to go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: walk a walk. So then as she goes into her room,
Speaker 1: the productions like, who you know, who's on your phone?
Speaker 1: She was Michael, she was. He's just been blowing up
Speaker 1: my phone. He's checking on my flight. He saw that
Speaker 1: I landed. He's been checking on me, And you know,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that he's so far away, but he's more
Speaker 1: in tune with what's going on with me than this
Speaker 1: guy is. You know, I'm getting more attention from Michael
Speaker 1: texting me than I am from this man that I
Speaker 1: flew half across the world to meet. You know, I've
Speaker 1: got a lot to process. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: You know, him watching TV is different than what I expected.
Speaker 1: It feels off and maybe he's not attracted to me,
Speaker 1: which I think is I think is what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's what it is.
Speaker 2: Also, I think he's getting real nervous because she keeps
Speaker 2: saying things like I want to move here. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: I would like to wake up to this view. And
Speaker 2: he's like, that's not the plan. The plan is I
Speaker 2: come to America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she does talk about how gorgeous it is and
Speaker 1: how she could live there quite a bit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: quite a bit.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those UK couples, the sassy one
Speaker 2: Sam and Ali. And she kept being like, I'm moving
Speaker 2: to Turkey and she's like, no, no, that's not I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make her show her the bad parts of town
Speaker 2: so she won't want to live here.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is all the apartment we can afford,
Speaker 1: and like the toilets in the kitchen. He's like, what
Speaker 1: do you want to do? You're gonna have to Pope,
Speaker 1: Whitey Cook, I don't know. We're only gonna eat fish heads.
Speaker 1: Too bad for you? Mm hmm, Okay, Let's move on
Speaker 1: to Forrest and Shina and the Nooki God. So.
Speaker 2: I love how they are so offended by Shina giving
Speaker 2: money to her parents and Forrest doesn't even have a
Speaker 2: job because that's rich, although there is something shady going on.
Speaker 2: So Sina and Forrest Dorkey dance in their hero shot.
Speaker 2: I loved it, very cute. They all cram into a
Speaker 2: taxi together and Forrest says to hold her hand after
Speaker 2: all this time was amazing, And cut to Mollie, who
Speaker 2: is also in their talking head interview. It's the three
Speaker 2: of them on the couch. Where is Dev? Can we
Speaker 2: add Dev to this? We have on pillow talk.
Speaker 1: Dev's not getting involved. He's a man of He's a
Speaker 1: man of few words, a.
Speaker 2: Few words, so he Molly goes. They did more than
Speaker 2: hold hands. Walk O Waka, what are you, Squiggy? What
Speaker 2: is happening?
Speaker 1: Waka Waka is Fazzy Bear and I just ever, I
Speaker 1: just put up a reel where I combined the two.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud. I'm very proud of myself. Yeah, everybody
Speaker 1: following me. Oh god, waa waa.
Speaker 2: So they are blown away by the traffic in the
Speaker 2: Philippines and the crazy like cars, the jeepneys made out
Speaker 2: of old vehicles. They can't stay at Sheena's place in
Speaker 2: Manila because her parents own it, and they said Forrest
Speaker 2: would have to pay for them to stay there, which
Speaker 2: is insane, insane. So that's giving Patrick's dad in Brazil.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that he also wanted them to pay
Speaker 2: to even though I think they own the apartment or.
Speaker 1: Something, them to pay to have the child his grandchild's
Speaker 1: first birthday. Yes, at his farm or whatever where he lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think they might be financially abusive towards Shena.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna we got it. This is a big
Speaker 2: mystery of the season. So they go to the hotel
Speaker 2: and he's carrying the huge jackfruit and Molly touches the
Speaker 2: stem and she says it's sticky, and Forrest says careful.
Speaker 2: He's excited. Ew ew, that's your mom. The more sexual
Speaker 2: innuendo jokes, the more Norman bates this all field. So
Speaker 2: the place is very small and the two rooms with
Speaker 2: a shared wall is not going to be good for
Speaker 2: boom boom.
Speaker 1: I loved the camera. I love the camera angle. It's
Speaker 1: just showing right then walking into her room and Molly
Speaker 1: walking in her room and how they were just like, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was a great camera work.
Speaker 2: The twelve seconds of three virgin thrusts and then it's over.
Speaker 2: Is gonna that sound is going to travel through the
Speaker 2: two inches of plywood? Wow, that is separating. So Forrest
Speaker 2: gives sena see through lingerie thankfully when Molly was out
Speaker 2: of the room, she's in her room and she says
Speaker 2: she's nervous because she's a virgin, but Forrest makes her
Speaker 2: feel confident in her body. And I don't really blame
Speaker 2: Forest for this, I kind of blame Molly. What made
Speaker 2: Molly think that a for a virgin would want see
Speaker 2: through thongs for her first time?
Speaker 1: Who would want to wear a well, I don't know
Speaker 1: this is personal preface, but who wants to wear like
Speaker 1: a lacey thong? Yeah, if you want to wear like cotton,
Speaker 1: but like lacy, it's just it's all just for show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it looks itchy. And also Forrest gives
Speaker 2: off in cell who watches too much porn vibes? Yes,
Speaker 2: and the tweets kind of back that up, and I
Speaker 2: I do still think there's hope for him. He just
Speaker 2: needs a really good sit down and I could do it.
Speaker 2: So he's gonna brush his teeth with his electric toothbrush
Speaker 2: without turning it on. But that could that could be
Speaker 2: an autism thing. I've heard people have sensory things with
Speaker 2: brushing their teeth.
Speaker 1: Then why get an electric toothbrush?
Speaker 2: That that's the question.
Speaker 1: Maybe for she told him it was too loud, when yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it too the sound.
Speaker 2: So he says he's nervous to lose his virginity and
Speaker 2: worried that he won't blow her socks off. And he
Speaker 2: says blow her socks off, and he borrows a lot
Speaker 2: of phrases from Mollie. So the next day, Sheena and
Speaker 2: Forrest are in bed. Molly and dev go to have
Speaker 2: coffee by the pool and leave them alone for five seconds,
Speaker 2: and they're joking around in bed and it's very I've
Speaker 2: got your nose. Oh you're so silly. Here's the tickle
Speaker 2: monster coming and the glass arm wrestle. It's very juvenile.
Speaker 2: But whatever, they're laughing. They're having fun, and he says
Speaker 2: last night was great, but he's learning things like nighttime,
Speaker 2: Shina is very grabby and very physical. R makes a
Speaker 2: lot of noises, pirate noises, and so he says, I know,
Speaker 2: I talked up a big game last night about having sex,
Speaker 2: but I really think it's good that we waited until
Speaker 2: we know each other more in person. And she agrees,
Speaker 2: We're gonna wait and get to know each other more
Speaker 2: and we'll know when the time is right, but it'll
Speaker 2: be when Molly isn't around, So yeah, that's good decision.
Speaker 2: So Shina takes the four of them to History Chinatown,
Speaker 2: and Molly says, I heard some interesting things like giggling
Speaker 2: coming from your room last night. Did you guys do
Speaker 2: the old knook and ook?
Speaker 1: It's so upsetting, It's so upsett it gets worse, it
Speaker 1: gets worse.
Speaker 2: It's worse in front of the cab driver, who I'm
Speaker 2: praying doesn't speak English, and they say, no, we didn't,
Speaker 2: and Molly's like why, and they say it wasn't the
Speaker 2: right time because you were in the other room and
Speaker 2: you were waiting.
Speaker 1: Things like cab nook in the Harry so inappropriate.
Speaker 2: So they're like, it wasn't the right time, much like
Speaker 2: this is not the right time to be having this
Speaker 2: conversation in front of the cab driver. Yes, so, Mollie says,
Speaker 2: you can always come to us if you have questions
Speaker 2: about sex, and then dev decides to speak for the
Speaker 2: first time on this trip and says, it's not an
Speaker 2: embarrassing subject to me. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's interesting to talk about your son sex life.
Speaker 2: It takes practice to be good at it, and Molly goes, yes,
Speaker 2: that's true. DEVI and I have practiced a lot like
Speaker 2: just stop, please do God stop, and Forrest and Sheena
Speaker 2: are very uncomfortable, and Molly keeps going. She keeps you
Speaker 2: won't stop. I respect you guys for waiting, and there's
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that. Stop there, just stop talking. Don't
Speaker 2: keep talking, and then she's going, but she keeps going.
Speaker 2: There are other things you can do if you don't
Speaker 2: want to do the knook and Ookay, there's oral sex,
Speaker 2: there's fondling. She starts listing things again. Cab driver right there.
Speaker 2: Please dear God, don't speak English.
Speaker 1: Oh God, So.
Speaker 2: Forrest says, I know you're trying to be helpful, but
Speaker 2: you're being very disrespectful. Please stop. If we want your advice,
Speaker 2: we'll ask for it, and she goes, okay, fine, and
Speaker 2: she's all pissy and like she wasn't being completely inappropriate,
Speaker 2: and she's like, why is he being like this? This
Speaker 2: is like a one eighty from our normal conversations. That
Speaker 2: that's your problem. You were taking him to a lingerie
Speaker 2: sex store to pick out vibrators, and you talked about
Speaker 2: this too much, so it should be a one eighty
Speaker 2: from your normal conversations. And she goes, I see where
Speaker 2: this is headed. She not already has your control her
Speaker 2: thumb in him. Let's not forget that she was lying
Speaker 2: for years and I don't know if Forest will hold
Speaker 2: her accountable, so I need to You're just pissy because
Speaker 2: Forrest snapped at you in the car, and you're going
Speaker 2: to take it out on Sina and ruin your first
Speaker 2: day there. So they go to Chinatown. There's this parade
Speaker 2: fiesta procession coming through for a religious holiday of some
Speaker 2: sort Catholics. Yeah, and they're waving. They're so excited. It's
Speaker 2: like a plane is taking off all over again. Hi. Hi,
Speaker 2: They're so excited. And Sina says she's part Chinese, so
Speaker 2: she wanted to show them how the two cultures mix
Speaker 2: there and She takes them to a noodle place. I
Speaker 2: was focused on the noodles. So she's very excited that
Speaker 2: Mollie is accepting her. Oh, poor girl, you don't even
Speaker 2: know what you're walking into. It's more than noodles that
Speaker 2: you're walking into. So they're all sweaty and slurping delicious noodles,
Speaker 2: just ripping sweat and broth. It's just sweat and broth
Speaker 2: and then the tears. Sweat, broth and tears.
Speaker 1: That's her supposition.
Speaker 2: Should have been called wet broth and tears.
Speaker 1: Yes, last episode was just sweat and tears. In this
Speaker 1: episode we added broth.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Mollie says, Shina, I want to tell you
Speaker 2: I really appreciated your apology. Okay, good, stop there, But
Speaker 2: I still have questions, and Sina goes, okay, mom. She
Speaker 2: calls her mom now and she's like okay, and Molly says,
Speaker 2: I want you to look me in the eye and
Speaker 2: please be honest and truthful. Tell me why you lied
Speaker 2: about the money that was for you to come to
Speaker 2: America and you and Forrest could be a family together.
Speaker 2: Why did you lie? And Sheina says, I owe you
Speaker 2: a million apologies. I hope you understand being the breadwinner
Speaker 2: for your parents is a cultural thing here, and Molly says,
Speaker 2: I understand that, but my issue is the lying. And
Speaker 2: Sina says she was scared because my mom guilt tripped
Speaker 2: me and she called me selfish for not giving her money.
Speaker 2: And Molly's like, I just need a direct answer about
Speaker 2: the lying, and Sheina is struggling, like she's going to
Speaker 2: have a panic attack or she's just pretending, and it's
Speaker 2: hard to tell, actually, like.
Speaker 1: It's if it is her, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she does this all the time
Speaker 2: and this is manipulation, or if she is genuinely very upset.
Speaker 2: So if she does also we never found out why
Speaker 2: she was on that social media group, and if she
Speaker 2: also is on has autism spectrum disorder and has the
Speaker 2: sort of conversations, true because she's really avoiding the core
Speaker 2: issue here, which is the lying. And it felt a
Speaker 2: little like when Niles was confronted with things and he
Speaker 2: would do that masking thing that he talked about he
Speaker 2: was essentially lying, but it was because he had never
Speaker 2: learned how to be in those uncomfortable conversations or let
Speaker 2: someone down, have someone be mad at him so he
Speaker 2: would lie. Yeah, it's hard to it's hard to watch.
Speaker 2: So she keeps going at him, and Forrest is like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. I also kind of
Speaker 2: want answers, but I don't like seeing her upset. So
Speaker 2: shea says, I'm so scared to tell my of my parents.
Speaker 2: They say bad things about me to other people and
Speaker 2: it affected me emotionally and physically and like, and she's
Speaker 2: just blubbering and crying and rambling, and Molly says, tell us,
Speaker 2: why did you lie? Why didn't you just tell us?
Speaker 2: And she is like, sorry, I'm sorry. Move and you
Speaker 2: can't even understand her, and Molly says, here's the manipulation again,
Speaker 2: here's the tears again. Put those the Kleenex away. We're
Speaker 2: not falling for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and like crying girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah she So she's crying, blubbering, not making any sense.
Speaker 2: Forrest is like, please be strong, please speak clearly so
Speaker 2: we can understand what you're saying. And Molly says, why
Speaker 2: did you lie? And she just says, I felt so
Speaker 2: scared if I didn't give them money, they would say
Speaker 2: bad things about me. What is she talking? Do they spread.
Speaker 1: Gossip about her or her own daughter.
Speaker 2: Things, or do they say mean things to her and
Speaker 2: say things that are devastating to hear. So it's it's
Speaker 2: very strange. And Molly says, dev without these tears, does
Speaker 2: this make any sense to you? Don't fall through the tears,
Speaker 2: And he says no, not really. And she's like, Molly says,
Speaker 2: if you were scared, Forest would have come and saved
Speaker 2: you from your parents, why didn't you just tell him
Speaker 2: because he has white savior complex and does makes any
Speaker 2: sense to you? And Forrest says yes, And he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to stick up for her. And he says,
Speaker 2: if you love your parents, you'll do anything to make
Speaker 2: them love you. And it's hard for them to stick.
Speaker 2: It's hard to stand up to your parents. It's hard
Speaker 2: for me to say no to you, mom and stick
Speaker 2: up for you. And you know, stands up for Sheena.
Speaker 2: So I understand why she had trouble standing up to
Speaker 2: her parents, and he says, I think she did us
Speaker 2: know what to say, She gets overwhelmed, she gets diarrhea
Speaker 2: of the mouth, and I wouldn't be a good boyfriend
Speaker 2: if I let her flounder there. And she knows she
Speaker 2: he says, she knows what she did was wrong, So
Speaker 2: what's your goal here? Mom? You're just gonna keep berating
Speaker 2: her until she keeps crying and has no tears left.
Speaker 2: And he goes, we need to get her away from
Speaker 2: the parents. They are the root of the nasty tree.
Speaker 2: And okay, so she uh huh. So she just says,
Speaker 2: are you willing to confront your parents? And she says, yes,
Speaker 2: that's the only way to do this. We have to
Speaker 2: confront my parents. And Molly says she should have done
Speaker 2: this years ago, and Forrest says, there's no use talking
Speaker 2: about what people could have done. Let's move on. You're
Speaker 2: acting hostile and this was supposed to be our first
Speaker 2: meal together and it's turned into a full on disaster.
Speaker 2: And then he wipes away Sina's snotty face, and Molly says,
Speaker 2: Forrest has the blinders on, and now we're the big
Speaker 2: bad nasties from the Nasty Tree. Wait until he gets
Speaker 2: the Yeah, so we were the big bad nasties because
Speaker 2: we made Sena cry because he's clovismatized, he's Vachina mattized,
Speaker 2: even though they haven't had sex. And she's like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to figure out why she lied. So she's still
Speaker 2: going to work on this.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to meet the parents, and they're
Speaker 1: going to be a real nasty.
Speaker 2: Piece of work from the nasty tree, from.
Speaker 1: The nasty tree. They're the root of the nasty tree.
Speaker 1: Or they're going to be like these sweet, this little
Speaker 1: strange Filipino couple. They are going to be all shriveled
Speaker 1: up and be like, we don't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 1: She told us she doesn't want to go to the
Speaker 1: United States. Look at our beautiful home that she bought us.
Speaker 2: I just can't wait to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 2: She just molly. The way she's going about it is
Speaker 2: all wrong.
Speaker 1: She she's aggressive.
Speaker 2: She's aggressive.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, okay, we'll finish it out with Lisa and Daniel.
Speaker 1: The dumbest woman ever that lived.
Speaker 2: And about the nasty tree, I mean she fell out
Speaker 2: of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the
Speaker 2: way down. She did, you know, like we used to say,
Speaker 2: like hit by the ugly tree and had every that
Speaker 2: was They used to be the insult. But she is
Speaker 2: from the stupid tree because I would not insult her
Speaker 2: looks fell out.
Speaker 1: Of the ugly run over by the ugly bus.
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't heard that one. Yeah, so I've heard
Speaker 2: when God has given out brains, he skipped you? Or
Speaker 2: did you show up that day?
Speaker 1: Have you heard? Take a look in the mirror, Jovie,
Speaker 1: Mother nature does not bless you. Yes, never forget, never forget. Okay,
Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel. So she says she's nervous. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. I'm scared I see him. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pay because when I get nervous, I pay, it's gonna
Speaker 1: go right down my leg.
Speaker 2: Okay, stop talking about the pee. I was getting uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Well, you might need to see a doctor. Yeah. Her
Speaker 1: voice sounds.
Speaker 2: So much baby, A long time ago, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Like thirty years ago. She she sounds so much like
Speaker 1: Molly Mollie Bra, Bra Mollie.
Speaker 2: I love Mollie, but she's problematic, but she is. But
Speaker 2: she sounds like Yeah, he sounds like and I do
Speaker 2: miss her and Cynthia on pillow Talk. I'm kind of
Speaker 2: sad they're no longer friends. But uh, to me, she
Speaker 2: sounds like Gypsy Rose, and she looks Lisa looks like
Speaker 2: she could be Gypsy Rose's mother. It's shocking. And they're
Speaker 2: both from the Bayou. I think they share the same
Speaker 2: family tree.
Speaker 1: Because God will, that'd be a twist make amy Arch
Speaker 1: are so happy. So so she goes, I just wonder
Speaker 1: when I get there, what he's gonna think about me.
Speaker 1: And he's gonna be like, wow, she looks older than
Speaker 1: I thought. So she says, you know, her daughter Faith
Speaker 1: has brought up some serious issues about him possibly being
Speaker 1: this gammer. Well, you thought that yourself when you first
Speaker 1: texted you thought he's a gammer. Yeah, So she shows
Speaker 1: us that she's taking three brand new wigs with her
Speaker 1: and she's gonna have one inner carry on so she
Speaker 1: could put it on before she sees him. And she goes,
Speaker 1: where in a wig is not fun, It's terrible. It
Speaker 1: makes you sweat, it sticks to your hair, it gives
Speaker 1: you rashes and sores. But it makes him so happy.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't she just get extensions?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Her hair is short, but it's definitely
Speaker 2: long enough.
Speaker 1: That she could get she could get contentions.
Speaker 2: Remember Stan and Lisa and Melissa. She had that time
Speaker 2: that really short hair from prison and they put that
Speaker 2: the horrible extensions, the noodle hair.
Speaker 1: Yes, right into right into that buzz cut. Yeah you don't.
Speaker 2: I do say all the time, ladies, raise your standards
Speaker 2: and be your own prince charming. I never thought I
Speaker 2: would have to say, if a man wants you to
Speaker 2: change yourself, and changing yourself gives you a rash, fuck him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: also solars, She says, sores sores, you oozing sores. You
Speaker 2: are almost sixty years old. I don't believe she's only
Speaker 2: fifty two. If you like, that's like what something a
Speaker 2: twenty year old would do. Yes, like, yes, it gives.
Speaker 1: Me a rash.
Speaker 2: But he really likes me.
Speaker 1: My name is Emma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when you're twenty years sometimes dumb. But I
Speaker 2: think nowadays even women like are onto that sort of
Speaker 2: he's gaslighting me. He's toxic, he's loved bombing like women
Speaker 2: are a little bit like more hip too, manipulation and
Speaker 2: bad men. I feel like, I hope then, But but
Speaker 2: you're like so old to be acting this way.
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't understand why. She just think it extensions.
Speaker 1: I'm upset about it. So her daughter Faith is in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, and.
Speaker 2: Why because she doesn't have the money and she would
Speaker 2: have to ask her friend Gina for the money.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I think if you've bought now like
Speaker 1: eight wigs, you probably could have gotten one round of extensions,
Speaker 1: or even just bought like what Ingray got had Bravo gone.
Speaker 2: I think those are from Amazon tape ins like express
Speaker 2: your I don't know how that would look.
Speaker 1: She stopped. She stop with the wigs.
Speaker 2: Shes stop. Your scalp needs to breathe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're okay. So her daughter Faith is in the
Speaker 1: kitchen and she's selling production. You know, my mom has
Speaker 1: headed to Nigeria. I don't know how it's going to go.
Speaker 1: She has no sense of direction. And yeah, I'm hopeful
Speaker 1: she gets what she's hoping for, but I'm concerned.
Speaker 2: Saith, if you want to apply for a conservatorship, I
Speaker 2: will co sign. You have video evidence of your mom
Speaker 2: falling out of the stupid tree. So yeah. Meanwhile, Brittany
Speaker 2: was on a conservatorship for a decade and Lisa is
Speaker 2: just wandering free making romantic decisions for herself.
Speaker 1: Brittany's been posting a lot of hopeful messages for the
Speaker 1: new Year, with a lot of dancing. Good for her dancing,
Speaker 1: so she uh, so mom comes into the kitchen and
Speaker 1: she goes, Now, Faith, you have to remember, the certified
Speaker 1: letter is coming in the mail for the divorce, and
Speaker 1: when you get it, you got to take it right
Speaker 1: to the post office because then the divorce will be finalized.
Speaker 1: All the twenty ninth that you have to take the
Speaker 1: certified letter to the post office. So she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: and she's.
Speaker 2: Not divorced yet. No from spouse number.
Speaker 1: Five, get out my red flag. So Faith looks a woman.
Speaker 1: Faith says, not only did you lie about having a
Speaker 1: fleeing with a woman you married a few and you
Speaker 1: also told him you're not married. And if that happened
Speaker 1: to me, somebody said that to me, I would be
Speaker 1: And she goes, Faith, I'm gonna come clean and tell
Speaker 1: him everything on this trip. I'm not going to accept
Speaker 1: a proposal until we have the whole conversation. He will
Speaker 1: know about it beforehand. Trust me, I got this.
Speaker 2: This is one of those cases where the American is
Speaker 2: way worse.
Speaker 1: Way worse. So the talking head she goes, he asked
Speaker 1: me if I was free to marry, and I said yes,
Speaker 1: because in my mind I'm free to marry. I've been
Speaker 1: separated for over nine years. Why have you not got
Speaker 1: divorced yet? Just didn't get around to it, just didn't
Speaker 1: get around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it costs money.
Speaker 1: Her droppinghead. Faith goes, you know, I struggle to trust
Speaker 1: my mother, and I do worry she's gonna go over
Speaker 1: there and get married again, Like, don't ruin your life
Speaker 1: and get married to somebody before you're ready again. So
Speaker 1: Lisa says, okay, I'm ready to go. I gotta go
Speaker 1: get my phone. And it's the last thing. I gotta
Speaker 1: get my phone. So she goes to her room, gets
Speaker 1: her phone. She's putting in her bag, and the producer says,
Speaker 1: if Daniel ask you to marry him while you're in Nigeria,
Speaker 1: will you keep your promise to Faith? And she goes,
Speaker 1: would I go against Faith's wishes? I want to say no,
Speaker 1: but my heart says, hold on to Daniel and do it.
Speaker 1: Jump with both feet in. I want to be missus Daniel.
Speaker 1: I want to be with him. I want to be
Speaker 1: a part of him. I want to be his wife.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would hope that I do, but
Speaker 1: I don't know to which I say, what is Daniel's
Speaker 1: last name?
Speaker 2: Is he share?
Speaker 1: Is he Daniel Daniel? See mister Daniel Daniels.
Speaker 2: I think because they would have bleeped his last name,
Speaker 2: so they maybe wanted her to just say his first name.
Speaker 2: But it sounds it sounds like she's writing his name
Speaker 2: in her binder with the heart next to it, being
Speaker 2: like missus Lisa Daniel. She's like trying out the different names.
Speaker 2: She talks like she's a teenager who has watched twenty
Speaker 2: seven dresses too many times.
Speaker 1: I want to be missus Daniel. Literally, does she not
Speaker 1: know his last eight thousand? My question? Okay? So? Or
Speaker 1: she can't pronounce it, or he says, just call me
Speaker 1: Daniel Daniels. So they're heading to the airport and she's like, Faith,
Speaker 1: when I get to Nigeria, you will see how happy
Speaker 1: I am, and you're going to be so happy for me.
Speaker 2: No, she's not. No, fuck your happiness, mom, You've ruined
Speaker 2: both of our lives.
Speaker 1: They're talking to her, she goes it feels surreal. After
Speaker 1: twenty one years of dating only women, I'm going to
Speaker 1: Nigeria to date a scammer. But I love him. I
Speaker 1: love this scammer. This is the biggest risk I've ever taken.
Speaker 1: I hope he accepts me for who I am and
Speaker 1: becomes my sixth and final spouse.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like a She's reached the final
Speaker 2: boss in Super Mario Brothers. She's get to marry Bowser.
Speaker 1: Does she hear herself?
Speaker 2: I don't know yourself. This is all video footage to
Speaker 2: go in the file for the conservatorship.
Speaker 1: The Faith is putting her in a conservator ship. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's not allowed to marry, and she needs to be
Speaker 1: sterilized just in case she can still get pregnant.
Speaker 2: I am, I'm down for all of this.
Speaker 1: In the car they arrived to the airport, she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I got it in a pie of pants, and Faith goes, okay, Mom,
Speaker 1: remember look at me in the eye. Remember, don't get
Speaker 1: married on this trip, even when your divorce comes through.
Speaker 1: And ask questions, and she goes, I am, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell him everything, and I'm gonna ask questions like what
Speaker 1: is your last name?
Speaker 2: So Faith needs to go on this trip with She
Speaker 2: needs a companion here, and that does Orship.
Speaker 1: So she's walking through the air but going oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I'm doing it. I'm doing my god,
Speaker 1: my god, Daniel, I'm coming.
Speaker 2: Okay, I hope she found a bathroom.
Speaker 1: I hope she did too. I hope she's got some depends.
Speaker 1: So twenty four hours earlier in Lagos, Nigeria, we see
Speaker 1: a very poor area. So we see all this b
Speaker 1: roll of somebody coming up in a boat and they
Speaker 1: keep focusing on the ground which does appear to be
Speaker 1: covered in clothing, yeah, or trash, trash, but it's like
Speaker 1: flattened like clothing. I was confused. Okay, So we see
Speaker 1: a very poor area with you know, groundcover, it's unclear
Speaker 1: what it is. We meet Daniel age thirty nine. Now
Speaker 1: he is really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's handsome, he is for sure.
Speaker 1: He's a Christian. He needs in the Igbo tribe. In
Speaker 1: the tribe, they even traditions. They love competition, They work
Speaker 1: hard and you have to be honest. He grew up
Speaker 1: very poor. Sometimes I only eat once a day. He's
Speaker 1: very very close with his family. But he lost his
Speaker 1: mom and before she died, she told him a white
Speaker 1: woman protected me in war, so you need to marry
Speaker 1: a white woman. And that's how he meant, Lisa.
Speaker 2: I thought God told him that he was going to
Speaker 2: marry a white woman.
Speaker 1: Hmm. Interesting. He says, Lisa is fifty two and lives
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, and no, I don't know her last name.
Speaker 1: He says, she is beautiful, she has a good body,
Speaker 1: she has good body structure, she is thick. She has boobs,
Speaker 1: and he does the hand. He says, she has boobs,
Speaker 1: and so she has what I want. She supports me financially,
Speaker 1: and that makes me feel loved. Yes, I am in love.
Speaker 2: With herm And she's been sending him full body shots
Speaker 2: that are heavily redacted.
Speaker 1: So he goes to see a spiritual leader named Ekichi,
Speaker 1: who does have the Lisa left el lopas one pass
Speaker 1: gender is.
Speaker 2: I thought it was Ezekiel. I thought it was left eye, Ezekiel,
Speaker 2: left eye, Ekichi.
Speaker 1: Ekichi, and Daniel is telling him. He says, I need
Speaker 1: you to help me, and he just pray to the
Speaker 1: gods for me. I have concerns about the white woman
Speaker 1: that's coming to visit me, so I need to ask
Speaker 1: the ancestors the thoughts. And here are my three concerns.
Speaker 1: Number One, she vapes, m Okay, we hadn't heard that one,
Speaker 1: but all right, she could save money right there, you
Speaker 1: get those extensions. Number Two, she's been married twice, no brother,
Speaker 1: five times. She was physical number three she was physical
Speaker 1: with a woman one time. And that is the worst thing.
Speaker 1: His culture to not believe in that with the same
Speaker 1: sex you could be banished or killed. Geez, now that's scary.
Speaker 1: That's scary. It's Eki is talking to the gods and
Speaker 1: they say, go ahead with your journey. It's going to
Speaker 1: bring you success. Show me both your palms, you're blessed.
Speaker 1: Everything's fine. Now, I don't like that. Their culture believes
Speaker 1: you could be killed for being in the same sex relationship.
Speaker 1: That's their culture. But I don't like this. She's going
Speaker 1: there and she's going to be telling him all of this.
Speaker 1: That's scary to me. Yeah, anyway, the gods say it's
Speaker 1: going to bring you success. So he says, yeah, he.
Speaker 2: Like rolls these, it's all. It sounds like roulette, and
Speaker 2: he rolls things. And then he's drawing chalk on the
Speaker 2: ground and he's getting some messages.
Speaker 1: And he's keeps screaming, I am not deaf. Speaks to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not I am not deaf. You can speak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Daniel says, I have been talking to God all
Speaker 1: about leaving Nigeria and being with her could change my
Speaker 1: life for good. Okay, so he wants to go to
Speaker 1: the States, No if sands or butt, No, maybe he's
Speaker 1: not using her. He is, But if she's going to
Speaker 1: get that.
Speaker 2: One thousand percent, is he one thousand percent is?
Speaker 1: But what she gets Nookie Nikki and his six husband,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll be worth it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw a transactional always on this show. I just
Speaker 2: if people would be more honest about it being transactional
Speaker 2: would be better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, next time on Jovon lands in the Philippines and
Speaker 1: she's standing in the airport waiting and she jokes it's
Speaker 1: like ordering something online and getting excited when you get
Speaker 1: to unwrap it, which you and I relate because we
Speaker 1: are on launch on first Yeah, Laura booked a session
Speaker 1: with the plastic surgeon to have a consul while she
Speaker 1: was there, which is a great idea because everybody goes
Speaker 1: to Turkey for the cheaplus surgery.
Speaker 2: Exactly, except don't do it on your face, because we've
Speaker 2: seen Jarcy and Stacey.
Speaker 1: Her face is pretty good.
Speaker 2: She has needed on her face.
Speaker 1: So she's regretting immediately having burken come because they're taking
Speaker 1: pictures of her loose skin. That a lot of people
Speaker 1: have if you lost that much weight, and they're showing
Speaker 1: the pictures on the screen like the before and after
Speaker 1: what they can do, And she should have told that doctor,
Speaker 1: don't show these pictures.
Speaker 2: Don't show the pictures. Yeah, he's going to see it.
Speaker 2: If they're gonna do then it's gonna or it could
Speaker 2: be she maybe would be in the dark. She would
Speaker 2: rather do it in the dark.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it with all our clothes on, it'll be.
Speaker 2: Or he's just he has to watch the news every
Speaker 2: night and busy scores of the games that were on TV.
Speaker 1: So Nietscha came out with a new book and he's yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot. That was surprising. He didn't pull out
Speaker 2: a niche book instead of watching TV. I would actually
Speaker 2: be like, TV is the devil for your soul. I
Speaker 2: prefer to read.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay. Emma tells the ed you know, I
Speaker 1: know that you follow thousands of girls, and she tells
Speaker 1: about some extension she has on her laptop that shows
Speaker 1: when people are following and un following people. On pillow Talk,
Speaker 1: Colonie and Kaleni, one of them said that they have
Speaker 1: that they can see who other people followed. When it
Speaker 1: was like the numbers were changing.
Speaker 2: Ouse, I was like, anyone can see who people are following. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but this must have an algorithm. It shows you the insights.
Speaker 2: They're following this many women.
Speaker 1: I think it's like today he followed four more new women.
Speaker 1: Here's who the new women are exactly. Yeah. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: asked him, since you've been with me, have you been
Speaker 1: speaking romantically to other girls? And he just gives her up.
Speaker 1: Forrest and Sheena tell Molly and Dev they're going to
Speaker 1: meet with Sheena's parents alone first, and Mom was like, Nope,
Speaker 1: bad idea. No, not a great idea. She says, the
Speaker 1: way that they have manipulated Sheena, they're going to be
Speaker 1: able to manipulate you too, Forest. And you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know Sena. For all, I know you're involved in
Speaker 1: this too. And Sheena says, my parents aren't bad people.
Speaker 1: My family is not bad people. And she's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the story changes again.
Speaker 2: I thought she was saying to Forrest, I think you
Speaker 2: might be involved too, like Sho, she was talking to Sheena.
Speaker 1: You're involved too, And then she says, my family's not
Speaker 1: bad people, and oh the story changes again. But the
Speaker 1: funniest thing about the scene was they're wearing ridiculous hats.
Speaker 2: They're wearing like rice, like harve like you're going to
Speaker 2: harvest rice. But dev is wearing it in one part
Speaker 2: of the scene, and then Molly is wearing it. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's the same hat and they're trading
Speaker 2: back and forth.
Speaker 1: Or they're sharing it to see who can look the
Speaker 1: most gillis and I DM. Yeah. And at the airport,
Speaker 1: Lisa arrives in Nigeria and Daniel has like these dancers
Speaker 1: are there dancing for her and she's so overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: Is that for her or was that just at the airport?
Speaker 1: Well, Michael never did of Angela. Yeah, that's true, and
Speaker 1: he seems to get down on one d and propose
Speaker 1: at the airport, what's going to happen? What's going to.
Speaker 2: Happen if she gets married? Faith disown her. You need
Speaker 2: to she needs to just emanticipate yourself. Go no contact
Speaker 2: and you don't deserve this.
Speaker 1: Go live with Juna even though she may be crazy too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not Gina, it's Tuna Juna.
Speaker 1: That is it? Everybody? That is our episode? And really
Speaker 1: I saw that of your show A Date with Dayline.
Speaker 1: I did see that Keith and Mink are going to
Speaker 1: be hosting someone New Year's Eve over on NBC.
Speaker 2: They always are on this program that NBC does that's
Speaker 2: like a wrap up of the year, and it's usually
Speaker 2: hosted by Hoda and what's her face? Yeah, and they
Speaker 2: always are one of the I don't know what you'd
Speaker 2: call it, but it's those those round up montage episodes
Speaker 2: or they'll be like, the next thing that was big
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five was y and they have a
Speaker 2: bunch of quick cuts of random celebrities talking about that thing.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, see I thought they were. I was like,
Speaker 1: are they going to be like Anderson Andy and like
Speaker 1: hosting No, Josh.
Speaker 2: They're but they're very funny on it. It's it's always
Speaker 2: very funny. So yeah, I'll record and they always put
Speaker 2: Mink and Keith together.
Speaker 1: It's right because they trying to make think like they
Speaker 1: really hate each other, but they're really very fun.
Speaker 2: To Yeah, they have like a bromance or a friend
Speaker 2: of me's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, friend of mees. Yeah. Well, for New Year's Eve,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be going just down the street to
Speaker 1: our country club for a thing, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get to bed early because next dam headed to New
Speaker 1: Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. Yay go sports. I'm very excited,
Speaker 1: and everybody, you'll get your episodes. Don't worry because we
Speaker 1: don't take a break. We keep this train on the tracks.
Speaker 2: Baby, but that super Bowl, it's coming around the track.
Speaker 1: That wow. I know that one day we get a break,
Speaker 1: but they'll still be an episode. Don't worry. Don't worry
Speaker 1: unless I have no ads that week. If I have
Speaker 1: no ads that week, I might actually skip it, but
Speaker 1: I will. I will.
Speaker 2: I should take one week off. People take weeks.
Speaker 1: Off, not this lady. I'm looking. I don't see. I
Speaker 1: don't know when the super Bowl is to look and see.
Speaker 1: I was going to look at see if I had
Speaker 1: an add that week, because if I didn't, not could
Speaker 1: go ahead and say I'll skip that week. But then
Speaker 1: I couldn't skip that wee because I've still got loved
Speaker 1: during lockup, I've still got Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you can skip one episode.
Speaker 1: I could. But then, in the words of what Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson said, if I go to sleep, then God will
Speaker 1: give prints all the good songs. So that's why he
Speaker 1: would never sleep, because he felt that God would channel
Speaker 1: all the good music to Prince and he would lose out.
Speaker 2: You know what he else said, I like little Boys.
Speaker 1: So you know what else he said, give me an
Speaker 1: extra dose of that propofol.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's not quote.
Speaker 1: La no, no, no, you can no. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to say. So, if you take a break, you fear
Speaker 1: that somebody will come in and take your place.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, but podcasting is not like YouTube, where
Speaker 2: if you don't record, or if you don't put it
Speaker 2: out on an episode for the week, like the algorithm
Speaker 2: pushes you down. On YouTube, you have to release like
Speaker 2: every week, yeah, or you get pushed down the algorithm
Speaker 2: YouTube is I mean, podcasting's not really like that, at least.
Speaker 1: Not that I well, whenever we see the Super Bowls
Speaker 1: coming out, we'll see what's happening, and maybe I'll do it,
Speaker 1: but it's highly doubtful. Don't don't try, don't try to
Speaker 1: scurr your responsibilities. Kimberly, You'll still be here. You'll still
Speaker 1: be here. Everybody, make sure you're following Kimberly and Katie.
Speaker 1: So when they do come back from their break in January,
Speaker 1: our leisurely break, leisurely break, they're strolling around getting shit
Speaker 1: done like real people, and make sure you're following them
Speaker 1: at date dateline, but make sure you're following me at
Speaker 1: Pink Shade Pie, because I have put together quite a
Speaker 1: real that is, of all these nookie noki waka waka
Speaker 1: put together a whole yeah, because because next week she'll
Speaker 1: have another one. So I'm saving them because then I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna yeah, yeah, oh it's so good.
Speaker 1: But you do have to look at the one I
Speaker 1: just put up because it is Fozzy where it always
Speaker 1: goes walk a walka.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, it totally is. It's Fozzy Bear. Yeah.
Speaker 1: These are things I do. When I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: cleaning up my house for Christmas. I find clips of
Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear doing walk a walka. Everybody, thanks, and I
Speaker 1: will see you later this week. I'm doing a End
Speaker 1: of Your Bravo wrap up with Mandy Slitzker. Last week
Speaker 1: I did End of Your TLC wrap up with Kim Cray.
Speaker 1: Super fun. This one with Mandy about the year in Bravo.
Speaker 1: We'll be equally as Lucy Goosey. And then I'll be
Speaker 1: back here with Kimberly on Friday to talk about ninety Day.
Speaker 1: The other way we just got to be wrapping up.
Speaker 1: It's episode twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm so excited to listen to your sixty days.
Speaker 2: I had insomnia last night and it came I saw
Speaker 2: it pop up on my phone because I was, oh
Speaker 2: yeah on my phone at three am, and then like
Speaker 2: I saw the video pop up and I started watching
Speaker 2: it and I was like, I really need to try
Speaker 2: to go to bed.
Speaker 1: Yes, sixty days and ended that, I mean it ended.
Speaker 1: But we have the two new We have the reunion
Speaker 1: uisode and then six months later episode and then it
Speaker 1: hits exactly when Love during lock Up starts back. And
Speaker 1: then Zaria just got arrested from Love during Lockup, So
Speaker 1: we've got lots to talk about. She did, Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was in Palm Beach doing some sort of club appearance
Speaker 1: and it was a intent not to kill with the
Speaker 1: deadly weapon like deadly weapon but not intent to kill.
Speaker 1: She was. They just let her out. She just got
Speaker 1: bond like four days later. She was jail, like four days.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Someone is the mother of two what are you doing? Crazy?
Speaker 2: And your parents run at church?
Speaker 1: Amen? They do. The mom looks like Mark Simpson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and all the kids have those z names. That nobody
Speaker 1: can pronounce. So yeah, so we got a lot to
Speaker 1: talk about over there. So that's what's going on. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year. But I don't talk to you between
Speaker 1: now and then, but again, I'll be back on Thursday
Speaker 1: with Mandy and Friday with Kimberly. Bye bye