Speaker 1: Well, hello and thanks for getting your pot on with
Bill a Fied. Coming up in this episode, our good friend, bartender,
uber driver and comedian Doug Phelps joins me in the
studio and I.
Speaker 2: Ask him if he ever worries about life?
Speaker 1: Do you worry about like if let's say.
Speaker 2: What, it doesn't look like I worry about anything?
Speaker 1: No, it actually doesn't.
Speaker 2: Thirty pounds over weight, I got doubled eggs in my fridge. Yeah,
but go ahead, Maybe maybe you found something I worry about.
Speaker 1: We all know bartenders are basically amateur psychologists with a
liquor license. But Doug offers up a tip in case
you ever find yourself in that role.
Speaker 2: Sometimes what you got to do just listen. Yeah right,
You don't need to give advice. Just people just want
to get this weight off my chest, you know, I
just need to I can't talk to my wife, I
can't talk to the just man, Doug. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Could Doug be crossing the line.
Speaker 2: Here's a question I want to give you. All right,
ready for this one?
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Long time friend of mine. It's a woman, Yeah, turning
forty tomorrow's your birthday? Okay, okay, yeah, her husband is
doing nothing?
Speaker 1: How do you know? Because all that more coming up.
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Speaker 3: Now, let's get bilified when your old career gives you
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Speaker 1: Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate Chip looks.
Speaker 4: In the house.
Speaker 2: Oh my godness, I'm back baby, beautiful day. Happy Mother's
day everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taping on a on a mama's day. Oh yes,
the U. But Doug came in here and he was
like a kind of like a video to an old song,
video doing old You were a video to an old song.
Speaker 2: My friend?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope you're definitely the video
to an old song. Nope, let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, did you get sleep last night?
Speaker 1: I don't know how this started.
Speaker 2: How do you not know?
Speaker 5: Star?
Speaker 2: What's the song from the Breakfast Club?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, this is I didn't realize the video was. I
wasn't a baseball player.
Speaker 1: I know Glory Ry Days, Glory Days. Doug came in
here talking about finding an old wrestling match from nineteen
eighty eight against Fairport.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when Doug walked out and pinned a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my high school wrestling coach.
Speaker 1: What fun is that to see? It's like a it is.
Speaker 2: It's one hundred pounds ago. First of all, one hundred pounds. Yeah,
he was wrestling one thirty eight and now I'm two
thirty eight. Okay, sad to say if I start crying
on the airplane, to hold it against me. But I
still keep in touch with my high school wrestling coach.
She gets a Christmas card every year, and yeah every
year or so wait she he.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you did.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he called me up and he said, hey,
I found VHS tapes. I think you're on here, and
you wought him. I'm like absolutely So the guy that
was a junior, his father had a video camera, which
back then was.
Speaker 1: A big deal.
Speaker 2: A big deal.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're rich.
Speaker 2: So it started in eighty seven, going in eighty eight,
which we graduated, and then he had eighty eight to
eighty nine, which we weren't on. So okay, I'm going
through all these tapes fast forwarding because obviously I just
want to see myself.
Speaker 1: Can you get them digitized? I think you can, and
then put them up on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's all said.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is amazing. This is amazing because you're now
at the age where you get mad when the grocery
store rearranges the aisles and you can't find anything, and
you're pill mad.
Speaker 2: At Mount Reed Wagman, they changed around. In fact, last
night I stopped for some flowers and I'm like, yeah,
I'm not getting any flowers.
Speaker 1: Why I couldn't find them?
Speaker 2: No, they're right as you walk in. I didn't like
any of the arrangements, but I did get ice cream
and Spanish peanuts and chocolate syrup.
Speaker 1: For Oh, so you made yourself Mexican Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yes. So they had two lines and everybody else had
the same idea. They're shopping, They're seven deep, like fucking
ice creams. Get them mile and go. No, get this.
So guy says, I'm going to open up the self checkout,
give me a minute.
Speaker 1: Wait, self checkout wasn't open. What night is this?
Speaker 2: It was ten thirty, ten thirty at night? Yeah, Ubert,
some friends Okay, yeah, they hired me outside.
Speaker 1: No, but I mean, well, whether or not you go
at ten thirty is kind of your choice. But the
fact that other people, oh, that's an odd thing.
Speaker 2: Some people shop at night. There's no lines, sure you
don't have, but.
Speaker 1: They don't have the self checkout. Do they have a
problem with theft? All of them do because I never
to see the checkout. This self checkout closed at my weagments.
Speaker 2: Ever, Well, you probably don't go late at night. The
customer service is open till nine o'clock, so you can
run your lotto cards or Mega millions or whatever. Close sometime. Yeah,
I mean to have pay somebody to watch you put.
Speaker 1: Your Well, they close at midnight. I've been in there
at ten eleven and I've done self checkout.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, well it's fair poor you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's nobody because it's a weird thing, like there
are weird This sounds shitty and snobby, but you can
sort of tell that you're in a nice section of
town versus a bad section by the Walmart.
Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, listen.
Speaker 2: No, I'm with you this way.
Speaker 1: Right, there's a certain Walmart that they don't have self
check out anymore at.
Speaker 2: All, and there's Walmart to have a police officer outside
twenty four seven. Yeah, but if you go to Canadagua,
you can eat off those like florests.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're out there.
Speaker 1: The victim is nice.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I mean we're out there. I'm making a
stop even if I don't need anything walk.
Speaker 1: I mean Walmart's Walmart, right, you get the things you need.
I call it like disposable clothing. If you're gonna pick
it up there, it's not something. It is not a
piece that you're gonna hang on to or.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean Walmart? Yeah, you mean you get
a nice piece of clothing that you're gonna wear to
pull over for the winter. You'll wear it a couple
of years. Well that's what I mean. But I'm saying
when I Okay, when I say disposable, I mean like
if you got it stained up, the fucking you know
what I mean. But if you spent, you're not spending
one hundred dollars on a shirt. No, no, but I I, uh, yeah,
it is weird, right. I didn't know they closed the
self checkout even at Wegmans, because I go. I feel
like it's impossible to steal from Wegmans.
Speaker 2: I think I've snuck a cannatuna fish. Every now and
then it's like, beep in the bag, next one beep,
Oh that one worked, Fuck it?
Speaker 1: Oh I'll find no no right, Or.
Speaker 2: You grab two things and then they're all beeping around
you and then you're like, do this beep you? And
you're like, why am I checking myself? Why am I
even doing this? Why is Wegmans having self The prices
haven't changed and I'm working for them.
Speaker 1: Do you we have like I would love to see
you have a fucking meltdown, not a meltdown. I don't
want to see you have a meltdown, but I think
it would be like it would be a really funny
scene in a fucking movie if you oh.
Speaker 2: You know what, I have had a meltdown, not a meltdown. Yeah.
So when my mother was alive, she passed away. This October.
She would get coupons or as most people do, sue
the coupons for Tops. And she wasn't a coffee drinker, Tika,
but she liked coca cola. She drank coke, I remember.
So they'd have by two, get three free eighteen packs
or what. Yeah, so let's load up. Okay, mom, picking
you up? So five, ten, now fifteen, hold on, hold on, yeah,
So she's in her rider. I'm in the car. Coke
up to here hard the expression alkaple scarface. So you're
trying to each one beep and put it on there,
scan it, get the code. Now you're up to fifteen.
Now it's not working. Now her card isn't working the
coop when I was working.
Speaker 1: So and this is all itself checkout.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is solid tops. So you know the eighteen
year old assistant manager. They just got their jobt rind
of high school. Well, you gotta scan them all again.
I go, they're all in there. Why am I you
can fix this. I gotta skin them all. I gotta
take them on the you gotta put them back over here,
take the money car again for fifteen. I'm like, really,
this is great? Okay, Well let me know if you
need I go, no, just stand here, Just stand here
and make sure I'm doing it right. So yeah, I'm
not doing this the third time, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now I have another observation, Okay, I have because Tops
runs decent deals, it seems like, but I'm never sure
if they're really good deals or not. You know what
I'm saying, Like, you can buy one, get one free,
or buy one, but then you're you're like, oh, you know,
or spend twenty five dollars and get all this other
stuff with.
Speaker 2: Ten for ten. Do you ever see those when you walk.
Speaker 1: In ten for ten. So I haven't been in Tops
in a couple of months now because I was buying
a bunch of stuff and then I'm like, I'm not
sure if it's worth it. And I'm also a member
at one of those you know warehouses that you can
go and buy a bunch of shit and beaches. Yeah,
and I go, I said, I don't even know if
that's better or not in my situation. And then all
these is right there and Wegmans, and Wegmans is probably
a little more expensive, and you know, so you can
get all this shit. But I remember being in Tops
their ow self checkouts never fucking work. I've never had
a problem at a Wegman's one. I've I've never had
a problem at on all these one. I've seen people
have problems at the all these one, but I blame
the people because I've never had a problem. I go,
that's your problem.
Speaker 5: If you're if you're what tops all the fucking time
they go down, if you were shopping for five people,
you have to figure out where you're saving money, because yeah,
twenty five thirty five dollars a week, heads up.
Speaker 1: No shit, But well, I'm figuring we're probably somewhere in that.
You know, you're probably at like one fifty a week,
maybe two hundred right a week, And that starts.
Speaker 2: To I'll tell you what starts to right now, my frigerator.
I get doubled eggs. Yeah, that's what I'm taking a Okay,
very nice eggs, sausage and Jenny late I have.
Speaker 1: I want to picture eggs, sausage and Jenny like, this
is fucking great, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: I don't I just cook for myself. So it's got
to be something like if I make a big bowl
of ghoulage, I'm having Google life for like four days.
Always mind that a met low for egg roast, eggs,
sausage and Jenny, Oh my god, that is like bler city.
Yeah yeah, wow. I don't buy stuff and freeze it
because it's not a good you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, look at the steak. It's you don't even
you don't meal prep or anything. No, what about your
friends are like divorced, they go through these mid life changes.
Speaker 2: I think they have theirfrigerators full. Yeah, because that's how
they're used to.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the kids are bouncing over back and forth.
Speaker 1: But right, what not, Dougie me?
Speaker 2: I eat as they go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you worry about like if let's say what it
does look like, worry about anything?
Speaker 1: No, it actually doesn't.
Speaker 2: Thirty pounds weight, I got double eggs in my fridge. Yeah,
but go ahead. Maybe maybe you found something I worry
about dying alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's it.
Speaker 2: No. I do worry about dying a lot.
Speaker 1: If you died and no one found it for like
three or four days, people would wonder where I was.
Who you You'd be calling if it was you know
podcast right, yeah.
Speaker 2: That would be it. You know, podcasts are working at
forest Hill, so what days? So if you died on
the Tuesday. Yeah, it might be.
Speaker 1: It might be Friday.
Speaker 2: It might be Friday. Yeah, I wouldn't be looking too
good because people they call and I don't answer, they
just figure out out uber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll get it back to Yeah, I understand, dude.
Is that really a fear of yours?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what A few months ago I had
I don't know what I ate, but I'm walking through
the house and all of a sudden, my esophagus closed
up and it was I was it was almost like
a I could only get air through a straw hole.
So I'm like, don't panic, right, just try to get air. Yeah,
don't call nine one one yet, but you know you
don't want to. You don't want to panic in anymore.
So I don't know if it was a peanut or what,
but I do hit. I ete peanuts a lot. I
don't think I have a peanut analogy. It was just
really you really weird. It's strange that and I do
think about that something. Sure, buddy, Yes, and you gotta
have your cell phone and you get.
Speaker 1: Your on my phone and I can't get out. Yes,
well no, but my mother didn't want that, like she
didn't want the I phone on I can't get up.
So she got the smart watch because it does detect falls,
it does call nine one one, and it does all
that shit. And I swear to God for your fucking birthday,
I may have to start a gofund me. We might
raise four dollars to it. It will be from bots,
but we'll get some fucking money. And we gotta get
to that because you can't. That is a serious thing.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: And not to say that you're old. I don't care.
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what happened in your uber this?
Speaker 2: Week so how DO i explain? This? Anyways in bringing
a person home and they're on the phone with somebody
saying how they want to fight this other.
Speaker 1: Girl so this is a, woman this is a.
Speaker 2: WOMAN i don't want to see where it was or
it was or. Whatever and she's just going off how
They're i'm going to come to your. Place you're gonna
come to, mind you, know her mother's getting, involved both
of their mothers getting. Involved how old of a, PERSON
i would, say, eighteen eighteen twenty.
Speaker 1: Early, yeah late, teens early, twenties out of high.
Speaker 2: School. Yeah And i'll get this. Person i'll give this.
PERSON i know how she. Fights and Bob, by this
is a twelve minute car. Ride so from the TIME
i picked her up to the TIME i dropped her,
off it was all about the. Fight and, well she
just wants to fight, me, fine or we can go To.
Lilac she goes she wants to go to The Lilac festival.
Speaker 1: And have an.
Speaker 2: Audience And i'm, like, oh.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Terrible it is. Terrible and She i'm just listening to.
THIS i you, Know i'll turn the radio down just
to you, know going on turns my, thumb will just
turn the radio down a little, bit, Right and she
kept just kept saying the same. Thing we can, FIGHT
i can go, here we can meet.
Speaker 1: Here so she's talking to the person she wants to.
Speaker 2: Fight, no she's talked to her. Friend, okay her friend saying, wolf,
yeah and what's the fight?
Speaker 1: Over you know.
Speaker 2: WHAT i don't even, Remember, OKAY i DON'T i don't even.
REMEMBER i think it was just they wanted to. Fight
they didn't like each, other and that's, yeah, yeah reason.
Enough you're absolutely. RIGHT i don't like, Her if she
doesn't like, me we're gonna. Fight but to say we
need an, audience we can do it at The Lilac.
Festival that's what you. Want And i'm, Like i'm just
sitting there, driving like we're really gonna go to The Lilac,
festival meet to this place and just start fighting in
front of. Everybody you don't, know grandparents', kids doesn't matter who's.
Around i'm, like Where's and in the, end she got
out of the car and, said, uh sorry about the ghetto.
Tuckster i'm, like that's what she said to. You, YEAH i,
said it's just, this it's. Life. YEAH i didn't want
to say it's so. Sad maybe maybe it's her just
blowing off steam to a. Friend, no, no this is gonna.
Speaker 1: Happen so you think so. Damn so if we hear,
something oh, yeah WELL i look at the news to
see if anything happens At Lilac. Fest this is. Crazy,
yeah it's really. Sad what do you do with the
information like? That can? YOU i, mean you, know WHAT i, tempted,
honestly to like tell the, Police, hey, MAN i just
had an umber. RIDER i dropped them off here they're
talking about, Fighting just to tip you.
Speaker 2: OFF i was thinking that because they're already prepared for.
THAT i mean they put police.
Speaker 1: Officer they, Are but it's still shitty because it's one, person,
right two, people all, right but two people that can
paint something that has been has historic roots in this
town with a broad brush to. Go i'm not going
right one one, thing and it could just be a
fistfight or crowds running and people get startled and scared
and they.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be, around and they don't want to
go To.
Speaker 1: Lilacs that's What i'm. Saying something and you start to
there's a.
Speaker 2: Big stadium On Broad, Street, yeah and nothing's going on.
There open that up to people that want to. Fight
you want to, fight go in. There. TICKETS i love. It,
People keep the innocent people out of.
Speaker 1: IT i love.
Speaker 2: It have a doctor on, hand empty have at. It, yes,
people you could do a whole. Show you could have
Like i'm sure it'll be parents and a.
Speaker 1: Girl you get in there and you and, man you.
Speaker 2: Rumble you've got THE, mma the, octagon all. That why
not in the stadium just have at. It, YEAH i
mean check everybody for guns and knives and everything before walking,
in because if there's one fight out, there there's gonna
be another other.
Speaker 1: Fight they're gonna be a.
Speaker 2: Fight in the.
Speaker 1: Stands, yeah or you line up, right you know you're.
Speaker 2: Talking, okay let's take it out, there but at least
you're away from. EVERYBODY i love.
Speaker 1: This it's a great way to solve.
Speaker 2: It you, know you get your fight, on nobody's, dying
and you're not bothering. Anybody what other than that ride
that's a. Rarity, yes, yeah once a, year twice a, year.
Speaker 1: Okay you, know but most of the People.
Speaker 2: I've seen girls this was a few years, ago on their.
Phone they had video that had videos of the girl
they're gonna, fight, yeah saying see she pulls her hair
and when she does, That i'm gonna upper. Cover i'm
gonna come right up under her. Chin. YEAH i mean
they're already planning. It. Film they're breaking down. Film, yes
and these girls were in high school fourteen, thirteen fourteen,
fifteen somewhere in the little, circle and they're ready to kick.
IT i took some, people a couple of. Girls this
was last let's Say. September, yeah, anyways for. Rent they
were so pissed the money got taken out of their.
Account they wanted to. Wait it was done, electronically something
they weren't. Happy and the whole way. There if she
says one, Word i'm climbing over that desk And i'm
gonna kick your ass and blah blah blah, shit they
were all set for whatever. Happens even if the person
said good, morning ready to swing.
Speaker 1: Man it's a very different. MENTALITY i always think that
if your first instinct is to put your hands on,
somebody there's something wrong with you if that's your first.
Instinct AND i think that we haven't done a great
job in uh teaching people like problem, solving some kind
of dynamics to diffuse, things to try to FIND i,
mean and you see, it AND i think a lot
of it stems From i'm just fucking. Angry i'm. Angry i'm.
Angry it's the WAY i was raised or the lack
of or not raised or not raised or no direction,
right and and, uh it's. Sad it is it's. SAD i,
mean there's you know and AND i. DO i really
think that there's a lot of anger that people, have
and this is this is how it comes.
Speaker 2: Out it comes. Out i'm getting angry at having sometimes
JUST i, MEAN i went to pick up my friends last.
Night there's a guy in a, bike all, black no,
reflectors going across the. WAY i could easily hit. Him thank,
GOD i saw something sparkle on his shirt or. Whatever,
yeah and that's a.
Speaker 1: Problem it is a. Problem it's a huge.
Speaker 2: Problem and IF i hit, you, Yes i'm gonna feel.
Terrible i'm the one in. Trouble or IF i hit
you into somebody else's car and THEN i think their.
Speaker 1: Lives what about? You tell us the. Bad have there
been any unexpectedly almost beautiful moments that you've witnessed in some?
Speaker 2: Way, well the girl that blew me to take her To,
canadegua BUT i don't know if it was, blue it was.
SLOPPY i don't know if you call it. Beautiful but
she's run out of money and her boyfriend cut up
her credit. CARDS i gotta go To canadaga to my grandparents'.
House CAN i blow you? Instead i'm, like.
Speaker 1: All, right jump, on this is this is.
Speaker 2: Bullshit, yeah well it sounds, good, Right, no But i'm
just saying like something. VULNERABLE i did have an uber
ride from The Gates motel The Hotel. Hotel, oh she's,
like if you wait for, me you, Can i'll let
you nut in. Me she said, That, yeah she was
From she said she was hitting The Gates. MOTEL i
didn't know how old she. Was she looked like she
was six seventeen years. Old i'm living with my. Grandmother
i'm just up here for a little. WHILE i got
this a little. Trick you wait for me and drive me,
Back i'll let you. Nut i'm, Like i'll let you nut.
Twice i'm, like as nice as that, Sounds i'm out
here just just making. Money so, yeah good luck to.
Speaker 1: You yeah you know now why it, Happened.
Speaker 2: Barter, yeah it's like. That how you to be little. Prairie,
Hey i'll make you a dusk if you give me the.
Speaker 1: Cow BUT i, mean is there anything that reminds you
that most people are basically? Good BECAUSE i or are
you just?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: YEAH i mean do you see because YOU i here's the,
thing LIKE i, Go doug's got a crusty, exterior like
your heart's got a little crust on. It you, know
you get a little you've seen to some, things you
have certain opinions about, that but when you get sort
of you just poked through. That it's a Big nugati.
Center you're a big. Softie, yeah you're a big, softy,
happy caring Giving i'm a whole roller, COASTER i, know
BUT i mean that that's what you. Are but this
stuff kind of hardens you a little. Bit it does
it bothers, You, yes but is there anything That there's
got to be something? Good there had to, BE i,
know like you drove those people to the pet cemetery
and to meet some stupid remark about, hey what's in the?
Buck that's our dead?
Speaker 2: CAT i MEAN i felt people do with their wheelchairs
with walkers and always.
Speaker 1: Heartwarming what about at the? Bar any good stories at the?
Bar you see somebody, like you, know they announced that
they're getting, married or, Well.
Speaker 2: I've done three weddings from, Forest yeah there you, go
And i'm doing two this year from.
Speaker 1: There you.
Speaker 2: Know in, fact they just had a couple of the
other day come over and went through all the music and,
everything and it's just a small little wedding and like she's, like,
oh it's just you, know it's only fifty. People i'm like,
that don't worry about. It i'm, like fifty to two,
fifty there's no.
Speaker 1: Difference, yeah, yeah, right they.
Speaker 2: Play all the same. Music we're gonna play what you
want your. Day and then she was talking ABOUT i
don't know If i'm gonna dance with my. Dad i'm,
like and then you have to, ask are you in
good terms with your?
Speaker 1: Dad?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah he just doesn't. Dance i'm, like, look we
don't have to play it four. Minute we can, say,
okay here comes so and so and so and so
with the, father And i'll cut it forty five. Seconds
at least have that good, moment one moment you know he's,
good he's gonna, want he's gonna SO i. Go that's
What i'm here. For i'm here to enlighten you in
something that you might not have thought. Of they had
never heard of the anniversary. Dance have you seen?
Speaker 1: This?
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with warm, WEATHER i think it puts.
Speaker 2: Us at a with the. Sunshine, yes it definitely brightens
your day and makes you more.
Speaker 1: Energetic we're more active or more in a social. Mindset
BUT i think that people, say sometimes it's a beautiful,
day why is there an? Accident why is there an? Accent,
yeah why is there an accident on the? Road why
why all of a, sudden it's this road? Closed AND i,
go because you got last minute social plans and you're
looking at your goddamn phone or that big screen and
they're a, Distraction AND i was, THINKING i, Go doug
has got to see the numbering.
Speaker 2: HOME i was going fifty, five got passed by two
cars fucking around they were going.
Speaker 1: Eighty, yeah AND.
Speaker 2: I can see them in my rear very. Mirror i'm,
like watch, out you, know because look at the you,
know look at these. Ansles AND i say that a
few times a. Week that's also saying how people are uncourteous, driving.
Speaker 1: Right BUT i, mean do you see a lot of
usage of the, phone like people sneaking a peak even
at a traffic light And i'm honking the.
Speaker 2: Like turns green and they're not. Moving I'm i'm laying
on the fucking horn because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shit, joe what About uh do you ever roll
down the window and go put the phone? Down?
Speaker 2: No, okay, ALRIGHT i don't say.
Speaker 1: That, no there's a limit to your irustration because they,
say like five seconds of looking at your phone is
the equivalent of driving a football field blindfolded the length
of a. Football, Yeah i've.
Speaker 2: Heard things like fifty if you, sneeze you go one hundred.
YARDS i don't know those are really, true but, yeah
it's it's odd because now uber is you, know If
i'm driving you and a new ride comes, up it
dings and it shows where it, is so you have
to take your as much as they want Safety and
then they even ask is construction still? There? Yes or?
No see they can rerout other. Drivers is there a
speed trap? There?
Speaker 1: Yes so all these things are. Happening why all these?
Speaker 2: THINGS i mean every three, RIDES i would, say, yeah
maybe depending on where you. Are some days you're off the.
Highway you, know you're just taking kids back and forth
from the.
Speaker 1: School but that is like you're that's sort of almost business,
like AND i guess we can navigate that and cars
are built better and you stay on the.
Speaker 2: Road but some of it is LIKE i had an
uber driver watching a movie Or i'm just like what is?
That i'm, like SHOULD i really write this woman? Up a?
CHANGER i, mean you have to be pretty bad to
get up fired as an uber? Driver?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: YEAH i MEAN i knew one. GUY i ran into
this person that used TO i was ubering him and
he had so many people in his car the smell
like weed that he would smell like. Weed the secondary or. Contact. Yeah,
yeah so we get somebody in smell like, weed they,
leave we'ed still in the. Car you get two three.
People they think of that you're smoking, weed which you're,
not and then your fifth ride smells like. Weed now
this happened WHEN i first. Started it seemed like every
other person was smoking, weed and now not so. Much
maybe they're doing it home since it's been, legalized, Legalized,
yeah well they would have been doing.
Speaker 1: It, WELL i think you're GONNA i wonder if it'll
start as the warm weather comes out and you're allowed
to be outside smoking and it's not, illegal and people
light up a joint and then they call for the
uber and they get. IN i wonder if there'll be
an increase in people smelling like weed now that the
warm weather's. Here interesting depending on where you, go, maybe,
yeah where's the most Prevalent do you ever not fair?
Speaker 2: Part?
Speaker 1: Would i'm, wondering, like, honestly you ever pick somebody up
From pittsford and be Like, god damn, Ah AND i
think it can. HAPPEN i, know BUT i mean it could.
Happen it, Could, NO i.
Speaker 2: Don't, YEAH i don't remember the last PERSON i really
smelled like.
Speaker 1: Weed. Weed, yeah, Yeah weed's gotta man it it, hangs it.
Hangs you go into a freaking Certain walmart parking, lots
it's like a Grateful dead. Show, yeah it's, like god damn,
Man Willie, nelson where are you? AT i should say? This,
oh yes you.
Speaker 2: Should but you know the difference between.
Speaker 1: Oh, jeez maybe you shouldn't say.
Speaker 2: It go, ahead difference between marijuana and. Pussy if you
can smell the marijuana from across the, room it's really.
Good get into that mic and. Laughed, dog what? Dog
how DARED i heard that the other?
Speaker 1: Day how dare?
Speaker 2: You certain jokes just pop into my head THAT i.
HAVEN'T i haven't told her a.
Speaker 1: While it's rare and risky to scold somebody for being
on the, phone like if they're on the phone. Driving
i've seen people scream put down the. Phone other.
Speaker 2: People somebody screamed to me years, ago some. Kids, yeah,
well there used to be a bigger, push like the phone. Down,
yeah there used to be a bigger push for. That
and and and you have the hands free. DEVICE i
mean it's hands.
Speaker 1: Free just a sneak your way of doing the same.
THING i will say it does make things easier.
Speaker 2: With the more the newer cars Call Bill, Moran, YES
i do. It, now you're gonna be on your phone
a little. Bit BUT i have a actually have a new.
One it's, yes, FREE i always do punch up or
IF i just text, you punch on your your name
and it'll come up to, call.
Speaker 1: Right it's it's, uh it's all but that. Does BUT
i just, go is it a little? Sneakier we all
the sort at? Risk i'm just, saying is the weather
gets more and more people? Arount, YEAH i mean you're
all at. Risk look, out you know if you're on. It,
yes and and you almost can't not be on it
in certain aspects like you, know uber driving or looking
getting directions even for YOUR.
Speaker 2: Gps, yeah getting, directions and that's kind of a cop.
Out BUT i mean if you're talking to somebody and
there's well they have the IF i text you or call,
you the automatic reply i'm, Driving i'll, Call i'll call.
Speaker 1: You, yes well you so. USED i felt like there
used to be this big. THING i think Like oprah
had a pledge that people were signing put and people
were putting their phones in the trunk of their car
so they wouldn't be distracted by. It AND i think
that all lasted for like a, day you, know forty
eight hours, fast you, know and so, right because she's
probably not driving, herself you know WHAT i. Mean and
So i'm, like all this stuff it was had good.
Intentions look right here In fairport there was a great
tragedy involving in texting and five girls from the high.
Speaker 2: School oh, yeah what was?
Speaker 1: This, no this was probably gosh, NOW i don't, know
maybe fifteen twenty years. Ago, yeah but they were all
had just, graduated going down to the lake to, celebrate
texting friends as to, hey when you get in, here
blah blah went OUT i think to pass somebody and.
Boom right, NOW i.
Speaker 2: THINK i remember. That, yeah it.
Speaker 1: Was it was, terrible just. Awful and you, go, man
and these things that are while rare and, risky it's,
uh it does.
Speaker 2: Happen but with the, summer you're going to want to go.
OUT i want to, golf drinking, outside working on your your.
Yard what else do you do? Outside what do you do?
Speaker 1: Outside? Everything? Everything, swimming barbe. Barbecuing, yeah what do you
do when you?
Speaker 2: Barbecue make double?
Speaker 1: Legs what makes?
Speaker 2: Barbecue for the steak That i'm, Thinking, okay that's. GREAT
i can't just have, steak you, know tuna makes the
oil or potatoes and of, course double.
Speaker 1: Leggs and the beer while you're What i'm saying, Beer
oh got.
Speaker 2: It we gotta get we gotta get wasted one of these.
Dights we gotta we.
Speaker 1: NEED i can't do it, anymore you.
Speaker 2: Can't it's gotta.
Speaker 1: BE i don't when your son the hangovers, like no?
Speaker 2: Hangovers what do you?
Speaker 1: Mean no? Hangover that was dirty?
Speaker 2: Martinis, YES O Jesus, christ the salt intake take care
of your head medically, sound medically.
Speaker 1: Sound, Yes i'm gonna take that from a guy on the.
Podcast DO i look LIKE i look?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Well look at? Me, hey the salt didn't?
Speaker 2: Take Your son's gonna vis a mother sooner or? Later,
yes and when that, happens, yeah we'll plan. It we
won't tell. ANYBODY i won't put pictures on you Like kevin.
Speaker 1: Does kevin always ANYTIME i fall asleep at his.
Speaker 2: HOUSE i know that's. Funny it is.
Speaker 1: Funny it's sort of. Funny i've been so stressed AND i,
just uh That i've BEEN i fell. ASLEEP i just it's, LIKE.
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing better than a nap sometimes right?
Speaker 1: Sometimes mased you what AM i gonna?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 4: YEAH i.
Speaker 2: Got your.
Speaker 1: Billy, YEAH i don't. Know, yes YEAH i. WOULD i don't.
Know there's something about, now like right NOW i was
telling telling you That i've got uh THINGS i need
to do That i'm starting to realize that you'll run
out of time if you don't take action on the
ideas you, have you'll run out of. Time and by
THAT i mean you will die and right not today,
tomorrow but at some point and and what do you
want to remember By and you think of like all
the people that have done, something AND i, GO i
gotta get my motor tuned up BECAUSE i have not
had my motor tuned. Up i've been letting things bother,
me overwhelm me feel like this and instead of, switch.
Speaker 2: If it, happens you get a fight through. That, oh,
YES i just, meant BUT i.
Speaker 1: Don't there are TIMES i don't and THAT.
Speaker 2: I made a list for this.
Speaker 1: Week, yeah what was on your? List?
Speaker 2: Uh why is this so?
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a Real florida. Headlines, okay a domestic fight In Port
Saint lucy turned extra spicy when a woman allegedly shoved
cheesy nachos down her wife's. Pants, yes they'll be celebrating
In June doug and then physically assaulted her. So according
to the, police the argument started When Alison swan criticized
her wife for a late night snacking and weight. Gain
this escalated And swan allegedly pulling her wife to the
ground by the, hair forcing her fingers into her, mouth
and slamming sorry and slamming her head on the. Floor
when officers, arrived the victim had notcho cheese on her
pants and showed them a hole in the.
Speaker 2: Wall from the.
Speaker 1: Altercation the other lady denied it and says she was
just drunk and rolled around in the nachos and just
all this stuff. Itself have you seen heated moments like
this that that would have almost A wwe style in
the strip club when you were a strip club dj uh,
no no what because you did the Movie The night
of The. Cat you did spend some time in The.
CAT i don't, know BECAUSE i would think that strip
club fights between women would be more emotional than.
Speaker 2: PHYSICAL i mean they're grabbing each other's. HAIR i mean
you see videos even In. Rochester, yes the famous one
is hold My? Wig have you seen that On Lyle
avenue by The Dollar? General and the girls are gonna
go at. It she goes hold my wig and she's walking. Down,
YEAH i want that on A t. Shirt, okay, Yes
pillow five The Bill. Miranchel is there something extra insulting
about being hit with?
Speaker 1: Food you know WHAT i?
Speaker 2: Mean, like well the old throwing a drink and.
Speaker 1: Something, GOD i have done that And i've had that
done to.
Speaker 2: Me, yeah being spit, ON i think Is, OH i
think that's the worst. Vile if somebody did that to,
me it'd be. On, yeah slapped in the. Face, yeah
that's my top.
Speaker 1: Two, yeah this just sounds like for plate gone wrong
with these ladies shoving the nachos down her, pants down her.
Speaker 2: Pants, yeah but she knocked. OUT i mean she put
her head in the wall and you're putting your fingers
in her.
Speaker 1: Mouth, yeah just slamming her.
Speaker 2: Down so is she really big and her girlfriend's really?
SMILE i don't.
Speaker 1: Know they don't show. Her they Showed, oh actually they.
Did the mug. Shot, no little blonde actually, attractive you,
know even considering a mug shot a little rough around the,
Edges i'd, say, well a little, rough but you don't,
know if.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should go to the other. Side nothing bad
back in The Home team. Swinging.
Speaker 1: Baby, see women can do. THAT i don't know if
guys can come? Back, no do you understand What i'm? Saying, like,
YES i.
Speaker 2: Do that's Why i'm. Laughing we've had we've had straight.
Again they call them, bisexual.
Speaker 1: Okay but and there's probably people who are attracted to
just another human. Being what, what no matter of the.
Sex but it's weird BECAUSE i, go you, know you
can't be a little bit.
Speaker 2: Gay you can't BE i don't think.
Speaker 1: SO i don't think. SO i think you're all in
or you're.
Speaker 2: Not you can't be a little bit. Pregnant, no, no
BUT i, mean BUT i don't know if that's true
because you your stories about people experimenting in. Cotage you,
know they get drunk at a, party they trade, this
they trade. That that's more for, WELL i mean.
Speaker 1: Women, yeah we hear that about. Women, yeah the guys that.
Experiment they ain't fucking telling. Me, no, no, no, hey
you listen Once darren AND i got really, close you, know, Right, No,
no it would be.
Speaker 2: Weird, Yeah i've never heard anything like.
Speaker 1: That, no of course you. Haven't but you've heard about the,
women and it's a turn on a women's. World it's
a turn it's a turn on when you hear. That
is it not for men and women a little?
Speaker 2: Bit? Yeah, yeah because men. Sexually, yeah you're, Les you're, like,
OH i had another one on our, team, Right it's
like picking out. Didgeball i'll Take sally And cindy and.
Speaker 1: Some people may just be caught up in the. Moment
i'm not attracted to this, person but they were there
and things got, going and that would be, that you. Know,
YEAH i MEAN i heard a. Story oh, boy, No
i'm not are episode, no, no previous episode right here
In Bill Fied studio about if someone saying a friend
and her boyfriend at the time or a guy at
the time had made plans to include the friend and
she found out about. Him was really turned on but not.
Gay but, hey, hey, hey hey, HEY i, mean it's
who cares what people do in the. BEDROOM i don't
give a, ship, right just be nice to each. Other
everybody's got enough.
Speaker 2: Problems, well a friend of mine told me last week
that he's got a co worker sixty seven. Sixty, yeah
he goes to swinger. Parties i'm, like they're out, there he.
Goes you ever heard of. Them i'm, like, WELL i
see and then net and. Everything but, yeah the dark
web as you call, it The rochester.
Speaker 1: Kink, yeah but that's not called dark, web dark dark.
Speaker 2: Web but there are, yeah there are a swinger yes.
Speaker 1: Parties, YES i think you have have to if you
go into the swinger, party, like you have to have
some good looking people. THERE i don't want to BE.
Speaker 2: I think those people are just fine with. Themselves they're
more comfortable with themselves than the average person walking. Around
they're not all barbies and. Ken's they just happened to
like sex and they're. Comfortable they're talking good. Conversation AND
i think you have to fill out on the. Application
you have to be met first for The King society
For Swinger parties as.
Speaker 1: Well oh, really, yeah WELL i didn't know. This, YES
i want to get a swinger in. HERE i want
to find, out like the details of this.
Speaker 2: Show there's a swinger out. There, NO i give us
a call at five eight five six eighty eight sixty.
Six but you say that too fast and they got
to rewind.
Speaker 1: It, no if it scrolls on the screen two six
eighty eight sixty.
Speaker 2: Six, okay When i'm listening at my.
Speaker 1: Package, oh chick six, six.
Speaker 2: He's having a.
Speaker 1: STROKE i think.
Speaker 2: That oh that reminds me of a. Joke, yeah you,
know my masturbation and brink damage him And kevin stroke
after three or four. Strokes there's no turning back.
Speaker 1: If you're making that far The, uh, YEAH i. Don't
i'm trying to think of swinger. STUFF i used to
have a swinger who would call in WHEN i was
on the. Radio but she was a single, woman a,
mom single, mom and she would go and be the
unicorn at these. Events and she was trying to persuade
me jokingly to be the. Bull so what's the, unicorn, Everybody,
no unicorn is a.
Speaker 2: Woman this is fucking fourth.
Speaker 1: Grade, no the unicorn is the woman that comes to
the swinger party. Alone so she, doesn't she, hasn't she
doesn't come with a.
Speaker 2: PARTNER i don't think guys are allowed to come.
Speaker 1: Alone well they, are they're called the. Bull but you're,
right it's rare that that's rare because.
Speaker 2: You know, horns all, right. Ladies so my buddies used.
Speaker 1: To go after. THAT i was on the, radular Like
billy The.
Speaker 2: Bull but so.
Speaker 1: This woman would. Go but she had a regular weekly
date with another, couple and it's.
Speaker 2: Like come to think of, it like it's on Her
San france and la Uh. Francesca, yeah and she would
be paid by couples.
Speaker 1: Sure to come.
Speaker 2: In, yeah and that's where she got her. Money AND i,
remember NOW i think about. It she Would all she
wanted to do was. Drink she was a big. Drinker
so she would dance on stage and whenever anybody tipped
her on the, stage she'd grab. It she come to
THE dj booth and throw it over for THE dj every. Set,
yeah so you get four or five, sets she's already tipping,
you you, know forty fifty eighty dollars sometimes of.
Speaker 1: Night.
Speaker 2: Good BUT I i do remember, her remember. Her she
was a.
Speaker 1: Swinger she is paid paid by other.
Speaker 2: Couples she was, wild she had her own stuff going.
Speaker 1: Out but, KNOW i was going to say an poor Nor,
ah but it's these the. Swears but here's the things
like you look at your calendar and you, go, oh It's. Thursday,
God bob's gonna stick it in my ass, again you know?
WHAT i?
Speaker 2: Like you know What i'm saying that, Aspect i'm just
not in the mood for that.
Speaker 1: TODAY i don't know, How, like don't you have to
go over if it's a scheduled. Thing it's sometimes these
things are, spontaneous AND i get. It you want to
have regular dates and maybe you get together and you just.
THAT i don't know how it. WORKS i don't think
my mind would be good at. THIS i would not
be good at. THIS i would get all freaked. OUT
i would fake a allergy AND i would.
Speaker 2: Leave. You used to go to uh, Parties christmas, parties,
yes and birthday parties and the kids will be in
the other, room and you might have a couple too
much to, drink and you Know linda from down the.
Street you, know, NO i really like that. STREET i. Know,
no nothing like. That you never got hit on it
at a, party not been a little flirted with neighbor?
Speaker 1: Appropriate okay?
Speaker 2: Appropriate.
Speaker 1: Jo, No i've had you.
Speaker 2: KNOW i think they happen more, parties at least with
me THAT i joke that.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah i've had women at. Parties WHEN i was,
MARRIED i had a woman put her hand on my
chest and did it a couple of times until one
of her friends.
Speaker 2: Is, like it doesn't look. Good, yeah it doesn't look.
Good but know your chest in your.
Speaker 1: Crank, yes BUT i, mean you, know it was like
it's not but no most of the. Time, no h
BUT i. AM i always am curious myself about just
the psychological aspect of the swinger. LIFESTYLE i can't wrap
my head.
Speaker 2: Around you. Know it's like going to a. Movie you went,
in you had a good couple hours to come. Out
life is back on. Track it's like. That it really.
Speaker 1: Is, yeah but SEE i would, overthink, Right i'd be.
Worried DID i perform? Right, hey that guy was? Bigger what's?
This what's going? On you can't help? It, dog it's right,
there you know?
Speaker 2: There, oh it's.
Speaker 1: There it's like beat in the shower at the fucking.
GYM i can't help, it see, it you shower the?
Speaker 2: Gym, YEAH i know. WHY i don't anybody look at my.
Speaker 1: DICK i love when my kid goes through and goes
jus old man, Balls they're all, right it's a.
Speaker 2: Gym it's what seems to grow. Up, YEAH i have
a little. Maturity but that's no fun.
Speaker 1: Either that's no, fun all, Right. Dougie well we'll we'll
close it out. Here but the fun episode exploring the
outer crust Of doug to get to the New Gude.
Center that's my. Favorite there is a, center you, know
like the whole birthday.
Speaker 2: Story there you Go greese's, cup the chocolate down the, Outside,
yeah peanut butter on the. Inside.
Speaker 1: Right AND i hope you have a wonderful day, today
AND i appreciate you coming in. Here absolutely am bringing
in having fun For Dougie fresh in the, house, Baby Bill,
Moran we'll see you.
Speaker 4: TOMORROW i w in, hotel didn't know what to. DO
i turned A tv