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Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Vanity Farah. My name is

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Chris Farah, and I am giving you what you may

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have asked me for. I have listened to the people,

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and the people have said, please please talk about Love

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after lock Up. Now you might know that I have

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talked about this show before, not just on the old

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podcast Docky Sweeties, but I also used to talk about

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it on YouTube as well. In fact, if you ever

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want like old episodes recapped of nine to Day Fiance,

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you can go to my YouTube and you'll see me

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throughout the years talking about these dumbass shows. And I

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look different, you know, year to year. So and having

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said that I care. I want to make people happy,

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toxic trait or not. I'm a people pleaser, and the

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the other toxic trait is I somehow don't understand the

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way love after lock up or love during lockup frames

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their seasons. It's like trying to get me to understand math,

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Like my brain breaks trying to figure it out. Having

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said that we will be talking, we'll be starting at

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and talking about Love after Lockup. This is season seven,

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it's episode nine. It's big thropple energy, so it's that

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one we're talking about these people. If you're on YouTube,

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you'll see the people that we're talking about. However, if

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you're listening to this podcast, please give me five stars

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in a review. Its being like, you know, Chris, Okay,

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here's this free thing helps you? Takes me two seconds.

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Everyone's happy. At the same time. You can also give

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me five dollars and you know, join a Patreon live

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every now and then. That's also available to you patreon

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dot com slash Chris Farrah put money on my Commissary books. Okay,

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so I yeah, I'm into it. I'm into this season.

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I've watched a couple of episodes so far just to

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get my feet wet and then gonna start here and

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go through. Now, they did a little tricky thing, which

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is that they are doing a crossover in this episode

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only this episode that kind of starts the season even

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though it's episode nine, like what, I don't get it? Okay,

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bye Pine, where we're going to be introduced to a

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couple that is then going to also be on a

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new show called This Is Polly, and I decided, you

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know what, I like this as Polly and I'll be

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talking about that too. So we are going to start

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with this couple, and that is Trent and Nita. Now

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surely it's not just Trent and Nita. It's in fact Trent,

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Nita and Cammy. In fact, if it was any two

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people and not one person, it would be Nita and Cammy.

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And Trent knows that. Okay, let's get in yay, all right,

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we pick up in beautiful Redding, California. Now Trent and

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Cammy are married. It's his wife. They have like six kids.

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One of their kids is named Zoe. She's there. They met.

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They were high school sweethearts and soups Christian like soups

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Christian high school sweethearts. They weren't like living in California

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at first. They were in some other part of America,

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and they were just you know, under the thumb of

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that preacher, honey, and they were doing all the things

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they were supposed to be doing, like pro creating and

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you know, praying the two peas. What they weren't doing

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is the third pee, which is polyamory. That's gonna come later.

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See what I did there, I, you know, Polly being

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part of a polycule. That's really interesting to me. I

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like talking about sex and like the way people express themselves,

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like you know, in their sexuality. So you know, it

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is a very fun a topic for me, and so

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I'm into this crossover. Plus these people are banana ramas.

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Cammy looks to me like Rachel Dalzel's sister, and Trent

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looks like that guy from Righteous Gemstones, like baby Baby boo,

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a baby brother, you know that guy like. And then Nita,

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I mean she looks different all the time, depending on

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she has those sharp eyebrows on or not. But let's

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get into it. So we pick up with Cammy and

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Trent and they're you know, in their house, and the

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house is very like black and white, like all of

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the decore kind of looks like like yeah, like uh,

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Trent Reznor's house in like the nineties, you know what

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rock but also kind of like or like rock and roll,

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but also kind of glam, but like it's not really

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either one of those. It's more like yeesh, it's not

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mine to core surely. And you know, I will talk

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about someone's in tear decor all the time. It's just yeah,

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it's someone who chose something after the kids left. I

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will give it to them maybe though making fun of them,

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I do like that this couple doesn't give one fuck,

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story is yeah, like they met obviously high school, were

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with each other soups Christian, and then this really sad

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thing happens where one of their children dies, like when

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that person's in high school or something. And what had

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happened was when that really tragic thing happened to their family,

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their community of Christian believers didn't offer them any support

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or any love. They were really weird with them, and

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it caused them to rethink every choice they've made. Probably

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also as well, have like a new understanding of the

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fragility of life. I mean, they didn't say this, but

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this is what I'm putting on them. That was sort

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of like, you know what, fuck it. If someone's just

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going to fucking die at fifteen, if we all have

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like limited time on earth, then we're gonna do us.

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We're going to be happy. And you know what, I

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really think that that is like a beautiful sentiment. As

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long as you don't hurt anyone, if you have secret

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longings or if you have an adventurous spirit, if you

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are holding back or waiting for the perfect time or

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for everything to line up, or if you don't think

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you're ready for something and you are waiting, you know,

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for this to change and that to change. You just

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never fucking know what the next moment's going to bring.

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And this life is fleeting, and it's important to be

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happy and to try new experiences. I'm really like sitting

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into this, not this idea, but the next idea and

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to talk to about in therapy, which is that I know,

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personally I avoid unpleasurable feelings like discomfort or embarrassment or

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awkwardness or weirdness. I avoid situations where I perceive that

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that feeling could happen. And in avoiding those situations, I

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have the propensity to avoid a lot of learning experiences

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and or situations and experiences that might be really great.

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And so just like I say to you what I'm saying,

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it's really me saying it to myself, which is this,

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you know, it's okay to feel discomfort, or it's okay

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to feel weird or you know, unsure, unclear, because inevitably

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you'll find out something about yourself, and the process of

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feeling something is more important than just shutting yourself in

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some tower or apartment for the rest of your life

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because you feel uncomfortable, or just the possibility of it

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therein lies. And so even though I don't technically want

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this couple's like whole love experience, I do tip my

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hat to them. Okay. So when they decided to do them,

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Honey and their you know, their kids, you know, were

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probably you know, in school and whatnot. They went to

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nudist resorts and at a newdist resort they met Nita,

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and Nita went right up to Cammy and was like,

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I will fuck your husband, that ugly guy, Trent, just

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to get to you. And Cammy was like okay, and

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Trent was like okay. Nita and Trent and Cammy from

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that moment on, Honey lived a life. You know. She

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describes herself as gay, and Cammy describes herself as pan

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and Trent describes himself as doesn't know where he fits

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in this relationship, which is perfect. It's high haha. I'd

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be like breadwinner. That's how you come in. You You

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make these women money. They can live. Keep the champagne pouring, Honey, Trent,

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your job is to keep the hot tub running. That's

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what that's what you do. But you know, they throw

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a bone every now and then. I love it. I

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love I really do. I've been doing it. I've been

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doing it. So basically, what had happened was Nita had,

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you know, gone through some things, right, she talked, she

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she's had I think like duys before. She also did

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some sort of drug. We don't know exactly what kind

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of drug. And what had happened was when they decided

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to you know, pair up. At one point, they got

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in a fight and this fight caused Needa to relapse

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and she got into a car accident and that's when

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you know, she had to be put away. But she's

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getting released and they're like, you know, getting her. This

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is how this season starts. And so before they get her, though,

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Trent has decided that he doesn't want to be a

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sugar daddy, even though you should be, and he decides

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to buy her a ring, and the ring is like

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a promise ring or that Nita is a beloved part

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of the family and they want her to be with

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them for life. Cammy surely does, and Trent wants Cammy

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to be happy. So we pick up on them getting

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ready for Nita to come home. Now, Zoe, their daughter,

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Cammy and Trent's daughter, is one hundred percent on board.

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She's probably never seen her parents happier. Also, she is

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okay with this black and white interior design, which I'm

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not obviously, so I'm having a lot of hard, hard times.

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So they're gonna go pick her up. Now here's the

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interesting thing. Zoe is with them when they go to

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pick up Nita, like from the jail cell jail, and

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when they drive home, Zoe's nowhere to be found. I

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like the idea of Zoe being like, yeah, I'll hit

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you right with mom and dad, and then I'm ubering

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home because they're gonna fuck on the way home. You know,

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Zoe knows her parents. So Nita comes out of the

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prison door, you know what I'm saying, not the prison door,

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you know, the door to the jail, like the whole building.

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she drops her brown bag and they hug for a

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long time, and Trent's just sitting there like who drove

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the car? You know? And then she gives Trent a

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hug that probably lasted one fourth the amount of time

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that she hugged Cammy and then she decides to just

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pick up that brown bag and put it right in

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the trash. Now we're like, good job, that makes sense.

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the next part is on the steps of wherever this

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building is, they can't even wait. They pull out champagne

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and then Nita's like, pour me a glass. Now, not

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a great look if you just are coming out for

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a duy. Not a great look. Also, here's the thing. Usually,

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if you have to be like sober from like a drug,

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you usually like have to be what's the word sober?

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I think, to me, this is gonna sound so bad.

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I understand someone who smokes weed and doesn't do any

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other drugs, even though they told us that weed is

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a great gateway drug. And the reason why is to me,

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alcohol is much more of like an inhibitor, right, a

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d inhibitor, That's what I want to say. Like, and

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maybe drugs affect people differently, but when I'm drinking, I'll

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do whatever, Like I turn into Katie from ninety Fiance.

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You know, I'm just like I make bad decisions, you know,

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like I don't. I can't. I definitely never drive. I know,

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I don't. I know I can't. I me drunk is

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a less in control me. Me stoned is like a

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sleepy hungry but me drunk is like I'll flirt with anyone.

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I'll you know, I it's just easier for me to

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control myself except around food when I'm smoking, But when

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I'm drinking, it can't. I can't control anything. So I

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guess that's why I understand. Like someone who you know

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doesn't do any drugs but like smokesweden every now and then.

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who's like, I don't do hard drugs anymore, but I'll

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drink because it feels like if you drink, then like

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getting yourself to a drug is like the drug you

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actually want to do, Like it's a harder fight, right, Okay,

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But she, I mean, she just pops open that champagne

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on the steps, Honey, She's like so happy to drink

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right away. We're like, that's not a good sign. It's

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not a good sign for you to like not want

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a shower first, Like you're gonna go home with these

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people and there's gonna be like drink school. Ord, why

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do you have to drink right now? Like in a

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plastic glass? Okay, but that's what she does, you know,

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she does what she does. Now. Nita has a lot

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of self esteem. She calls herself a Ferrari. Now, I

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don't want to say she's not a Ferrari. It's just

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that she kind of like reads more fiat to me,

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you know what I'm saying. It's a little bit more

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like like a Dodge charger, you know, like that coming

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like a Dodge charger. Yeah, she is just like where's

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my drink? They She also says that she is caviare

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or fine cheese or opera, in that she's not for

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the masses, but for the chosen, elite, cultured few, which

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also I beg, I beg to differ. She's kind of

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more like fried shrimp and like American cheese and cellophane

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and Midi files. It's really mean. I know what's mean.

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Remember Midi files. That's a very old reference. Welcome to

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my life, honey. I never liked American cheese. I won't

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eat American. I won't eat the Alvida, but I did

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eat pub cheese or cheese out of a can, So

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I mean, don't think I'm Queen Elizabeth. You know me,

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it's Taco Bell and Chanel. I'm high low. Okay. So

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she gets changed outside of the car, also weird. Also weird.

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Why don't just sit in the car and get changed.

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Who hasn't taken off their pants in a car? For

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lots of reasons? I find that. Yeah, I A, I've

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already talked about my like desire to have car sex

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and other like recaps. That's fine. But also b there

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was a time when actors would drive around LA and

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we would go to audition and you know, then go

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to another audition before this like hellish land of self tapes,

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where changing in a was what you did because you

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were going from like commercial bright person to like hair

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stylist in a TV show to like hooker on another one.

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You know, God bless you know. I've played a hooker.

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I've played a sex worker. There was a show called

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Married and I got to play a sex worker and

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it was one of the best moments of my life.

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The range I have can you imagine by the way

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if you're listening to this, I had a self tape

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today and then I thought, sorry, they're not all that bad.

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It was the first time I've ever auditioned for a

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soap opera, and I was so thrilled. And I'll tell

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you why. A Because my Grandma used to watch soap

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operas all the time, and b because you know, I've

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done so much comedy like improv and sketch and almost

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everything I booked besides that sex worker, but it was

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like a dark comedy, like you know, my resume is

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like Primetime, which is, you know, great, but at the

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same time, there's certain things of course I would love

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to also do, like a streaming, you know, well written

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serial comedy. But also I just never considered myself someone

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that could audition for soap operas, mostly because when I

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think of soap operas, I think of like, how do

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I say this really beautiful people? And I think I'm hot,

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like in a certain way, but not Hollywood hot, like,

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not in a way where someone's going to be like,

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there's that leading lady. Surely not. I'm what they call

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a character actor. And so I got this audition and

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from a very nice manager that's representing me new manager

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I'm happy about. And literally the breakdown said leading lady,

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and then it said Midwestern, and I was like, oh, yeah, no,

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I can do that. And then I realized this character

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as a mother of someone already on the show. So

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immediately I'm like, Okay, well who's that person? Looked up

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that person and it's like a very beautiful young actress,

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and she does look like me. She does look like we.

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She looks we have these same right now, specifically hair color,

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which is so funny because you know, I just dyed

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my hair darker, which is technically more my natural color,

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but you know, I've been enjoying that blonde life for

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like a hot ass sec And she has like dark

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brown eyes like me. And here's a thing like, I

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just feel like so many people on television and movies

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have light eyes. Now, I like brown eyes, but just

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the propensity of the amount of people you see with

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like blue or green or gray or blue green gray

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eyes is just all over the place. So when I

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saw that this girl and I had the same coloring,

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I was like, oh, oh my god. Also yeah, also,

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the role was like reoccurring and or contract, which means

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if I ever booked it. There's a chance that I

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could be a contracted soap opera star. And if you

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just like have listened to this podcast, you have to

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know how crazy that is for me to think of

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a soap opera star me with this timing. I mean,

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Jesus and the vasileene lenses, the soft lighting they do,

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I mean I realized, Oh I've been made, I've been

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I would love to do this anyway I'm putting it

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out there. Please say a prayer. Okay, Sosy's woesies, Let's

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move on. She of course gets changed outside the car,

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and then you know, Cammy is straight up like I'm

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in love with her. I'm in love with her, like

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I never considered myself someone who would dip in the

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lady pond, but like who she is, her spirit, I'm

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obsessed with her. And surely the sexual chm from Cammy

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and Nita is jumping off this TV screen or this

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computer whatever you're watching, like they are in two each other.

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And I will say this like, I'm happy that they

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made it work. Because if you can find someone who

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you have like hot ass, palpable sexual keem with and

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somehow you both can be in each other's lives for

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like longer than a month or whatnot. That's such a feat,

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Like that's awesome. I mean, I'm assuming that other things

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are there, like communication boundaries all that stuff. Granted, they

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did get into a fight, which of course cause needed

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to relapse and then get in this dui. So I mean,

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I don't want to like paint a perfect fairy tale picture,

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but as I've already said, I don't have to because

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this couple is on This is Polly, which is the

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brand new show which I am going to watch and recap,

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don't you worry? So they will, you know, see how

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they make it work. Oh my god. So basically, after

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she changed and then drank and then Zoe fucking bailed,

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they drive home and they're all gonna now get ready

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for hot tub action. They have a hot tub. They

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have this sign if on a bit hot tub rules.

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You know, I hate word art. Okay, relax, soak your

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crazy away. I can't read all the things stress free zone,

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no peing in the hot tub, and I was like,

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no peing in the hot tub, how about jizzing. I

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feel like that whole hot tub is full of jiz.

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Swim Soup's optional after dark, after dark, I feel like

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no one. I mean probably all the time that you're

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in that hot tub, you're naked. I do like hot tubs.

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You have to keep them like soups clean, though I

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don't know how you do that. I mean chemicals, right,

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I know that there's salt water pools. Are there salt

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water hot tubs? Is there such a thing? God? I

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love hot water. I don't want to just like have

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to take baths for the rest of my life. I mean,

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obviously I will take bass for the rest of my life,

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but you know, you do waste water doing that. The

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thought of like someday having my own home, or I

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can just have a hot tub at my fucking disposal

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at all times and it's clean. Oh the life. I'll

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tell you the first thing I'm doing when I become

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a soap opera contracted star. So as we're getting ready,

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Trent decides to take his special pill. I don't want

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any nitty with you, Trent, just take that pill tomorrow.

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But Trent is first in the hot tub, so Nita's like, okay,

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well let me give the old boy something. So she's

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like on top of him, and Cammy waits like two

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seconds then she kiss my hot tub. You can imagine

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that need to just jumps off Trent and is just

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like all over Cammy. Cammy. Also, isn't the name isn't

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Cammy the name of like the Street Fighter character, the

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blonde girl that had those long ass blonde braids that

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was like kind of like Giles hot sister that was

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also in the Army. You know, I'm talking about the

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Nan Chun Lee, the white girl from Street Fighter. Anyway,

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I'll tell you right now that I'm very excited to

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see that Street Fighter movie that's coming out, like I

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want to see it. Okay, it's just because you know,

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I am, of course, like a Street Fighter generational person.

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I had sec a genesis, and I could do the

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Chunley like upside down kick, like the spinning, spinning thunderbird kick.

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It's the helicopter kick, which was down up a a BBC.

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I won't ever know math, but I will always remember

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how to do that stupid ass move. So something's luck

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in the old brain. Some things cannover find their way in. Okay, Chris, Okay,

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let's move on. We're gonna move on to a central

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also thropple. Now, this throppole for some reason isn't on.

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This is Polly although they should be. Almost makes me

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feel like they don't work out. Let's talk Daymond, Banita

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and Goddess. Now, Goddess is also called Gigi. Daymond is

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also called Moo Moo, and Banitas called Banita. Okay, this

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is what you have to know. Demand and Banita have

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had a long history. They have a child together. And Demon,

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of course, is the one in prison possession of a

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handgun two point five years and he met Goddess and

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they have been talking. Okay, we're in Baltimore, Maryland, just

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like Hairspray. Good morning Baltimore. Okay, just kidding. So we

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pick up and Goddess. Last, Gigi is riding a horse

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with her mom. Well, her mom is like a cowgirl,

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like a very experty kind of horse person, uh where

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she knows how to ride them and they love her

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and she gives writing lessons. What looks like Gigi looks

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like she hasn't spent that much time on a horse.

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But she's there with her daughter Natise. And oh sorry,

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her daughter is Zoe and her mom is Natise. And

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I'm hoping I'm saying everything right, but you know, I

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don't know if I wouldn't, I wouldn't take on any

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of this to Vegas. But I love the fact that

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her mom is good with horses. I always wish that

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I could be good with horses. One of like my

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side quests during COVID was to I think I told

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the story already was to start like learning how to

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ride a horse, and I took a bunch of horse

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lessons that saw how you call them riding lessons, that's

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what you say. I also was just like, oh, I

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want to be like an equestrian. I want to be

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able to wear all the equestrian clothes and like have

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a reason to also like I don't know, I just

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thought it was like a cultured sport. So I did

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take writing lessons, and I very early, like I feel

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like early on for a horse woman's career. I definitely

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got thrown from a horse, and I don't know how

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I lived to see the next day, Like I didn't

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break anything whatever, God bless. The only reason why I

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stopped riding horses was that, like, for a brief three

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month period, I was seeing this guy who was a

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lifeguard in Seal Beach, but he also had done like

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ems work yeah, and he told me this crazy ass

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story where like one time he had to respond to

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a call from a woman who like got kicked in

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the head from her like beloved horse, like she loved

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this horse, and she's like old nay nay kicked me

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in the head. And then he got there and she

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like had said that. And then in the next five

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minutes they watched this woman's like brain bleed out and

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she just d d'd you know what I'm saying, not

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like d not d e ed, but you know d

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I ed, you know, God bless And when he told

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me that I never gotten a horse again, that's what

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it took. I got from from a horse. And I

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was like, that's fine, get back on the horse. That's

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what they always say. And then he was like, no, don't,

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don't do it. And I was like, okay, I never like,

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I feel like I saw him one other time after that,

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but like this story like remains unprinted in my mind,

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just like a a BBC down up. Okay. So Gig

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is like I want a man just like uh Mumo,

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which is funny that her mom likes horses and demon's

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name is mum. Oh God bless who And this is

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what he is. He is charming, charismatic and sexy. And

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I'll be honest, that's true. True, that's true. There is

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something charming, charismatic and sexy, also sinister about him. But

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you know, in a kind of like men being men,

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toxic kind of way. Now, I don't want to say toxic.

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Masculinity is hot, but in this case, he's hot. Okay. So,

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and he also has a way with words. He calls

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her and is like, She's like, Mom, I'm just gonna

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think up this for a second. And he's like, I

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can't wait to see you. I can't wait to eat

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that butt. And she's like, okay, no, I M yeah,

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me too, you know, God bless. Also, Gigi's hot as hell.

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Goddess is hot. She's wearing thigh high cowboy boots. Oh

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God bless. Also, I'm like a little daft so cause

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I was like a surprised that this was what I

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was seeing in Maryland. I don't know why I don't

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consider Maryland to be horse country. But what the fuck

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do I know? I live in California, you know, and

467
00:27:58,519 --> 00:28:00,400
I rode a horse here. No one thinks I you know,

468
00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:03,519
California's horse country, even though California is a big est date,

469
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,319
but you know, you think of like Montana or Texas

470
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:12,000
or fill fill in the blank. So anyway, let's see

471
00:28:12,039 --> 00:28:16,599
what's happening with Beanita. Banita is an entrepreneur and her

472
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:23,079
specialty is making fun risque waffles. Like if you're having

473
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,839
a boucherette party or someone just got divorced, or you

474
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:32,039
just want something fun, she'll make you Genitalia waffles. She's

475
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:34,440
making a whole batch right now of Penis waffles, and

476
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,880
when you first see them, it almost looks like their

477
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,759
chocolate chip peanut waffles. Wait, not peanut chocolate chip Penis waffles.

478
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:43,200
That's what it is. Like. She has molds and listen,

479
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,839
I'm into it. All her friends are doing it too.

480
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,000
It looks fun. They also look tasty because not only

481
00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:49,839
is she making like, you know, a waffle, and those

482
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,839
are great, especially if you like cook them right, they're

483
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,200
not too burnt. God bless is that she also goes

484
00:28:55,279 --> 00:29:00,279
the extra mile and inserts white frosting. Yeah, I went

485
00:29:00,279 --> 00:29:03,440
into the shaft. You know what I'm saying. I feel

486
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,640
like you know what I'm saying. You know what's happening there?

487
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,440
And I thought it was a thoughtful gesture because you

488
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,759
would have like just a big ass, dry ass waffle,

489
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,799
but there's cream in the middle where you want there

490
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:20,079
to be cream. Yeah, all you need is just like

491
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:25,400
some hot, real one hundred percent maple syrup drizzled all

492
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,839
over that cock. Like not I mean the waffle. Obviously,

493
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:31,559
you wouldn't drizzle hot ass syrup on a real cock.

494
00:29:31,759 --> 00:29:34,480
It would burn them. Unless you want to burn them,

495
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,599
don't do it. But that waffle, honey, chocolate chip waffle

496
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,160
with the cream and the Oh my god, that's a

497
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,559
Sunday brunch anyway. And yeah, all our friends are having

498
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,519
like a Kiki cuckoo time. And Benita's like, let me

499
00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:51,319
tell you about my man demon. He's the father of

500
00:29:51,359 --> 00:29:55,720
my child. And we are the same person, just different bodies.

501
00:29:55,799 --> 00:30:00,319
In fact, we are twin flames. Now, you can't say

502
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:03,000
that those two words in my presence without me now

503
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,480
thinking of that twin Flames cult Shilah or whatever that was.

504
00:30:06,559 --> 00:30:09,480
I'm talking about. God, if you haven't seen the documentary

505
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,599
Oh my God, where there's like a twin flame Colt

506
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,400
Honey and people that are like sad and lonely like

507
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:23,519
me are plucked online with the possibility that you can

508
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,200
have these two people or your specific coach, like an

509
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:33,400
MLM guide the way for you to find everlasting life

510
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:39,960
with a loved one. And I mean in that cult, honey,

511
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:45,480
they made people like change genders who didn't want to

512
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:49,440
change genders. Like they literally were like, well, here's the thing.

513
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,599
Your beloved is actually also already a Twin Flames member.

514
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,440
It's just that you're a lady and she's a lady.

515
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,559
Now nine or one of you has expressed a desire

516
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,920
to be in a lesbian relationship. Nor have either of

517
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:13,000
you ever desired or spoke of being transgender. But here's

518
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,759
the thing, you don't have to because we know better.

519
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,039
You're supposed to be a man. No your mask, so

520
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,640
go ahead, cut that hair, and if you want to

521
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,160
be forever in love, hook up with our girls Sam,

522
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:31,160
you know, and they did. That's just different. I think

523
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,200
that all cults have their own thing, like, you know,

524
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:35,200
Like I was really also like into that mother love

525
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,440
cult where that lady just died because she kept drinking

526
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,960
like colonial silver and she turned blue. You know that one.

527
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:44,680
There's a lot of good cult documentaries, by the way,

528
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,799
do you guys hear this is like what I just heard.

529
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,240
This says, don't worry, I'll go back to what we're

530
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,079
talking about. I mean Colt Schmaltz. But you know the

531
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:55,799
pasta queen on TikTok, like the Italian lady that like

532
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,799
cooks great pasta. I saw TikTok that said that she

533
00:31:58,839 --> 00:32:02,680
was a scientologist. Don't come for me if you're a scientologist,

534
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,720
because you should be happy that you know I know

535
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,880
one of your members. But you, guys, I didn't realize

536
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,400
that I don't know I mean any because she never

537
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,720
talks about it. And also be because I have this

538
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:16,920
like weird, daft ignorance that I thought most scientologists were

539
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,400
like American or Australian, but I forget they have a

540
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:24,880
large real estate portfolio. And she has again an Italian accent.

541
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,480
Now maybe she's not even you know, from Italy. Maybe

542
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,599
she's American and she just does a good Italian accent

543
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,920
for no reason. I can do an Irish accent. I

544
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,759
never went to Ireland anyway. Okay. Can you imagine if

545
00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:39,119
it became like an Irish influencer, like I'm just making

546
00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:41,200
some soda bread, thank you so much for joining me.

547
00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:43,880
You'd be like, oh sounds like Chris, I'd be like, no,

548
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,720
I've been making Irish soda bread since my parents came

549
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:51,079
over from the Motherland. You know, You're just like no, okay,

550
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,519
I'll stop anyway. As I said, Benita is like Demands

551
00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,720
by Twin Flame were the same person. I love that man.

552
00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:01,799
That man loves me best. What's happening now? Demon's like,

553
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:06,319
here's the thing. I got a plan, and the plan

554
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,000
is I'm going to be released on a Monday. And

555
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:12,839
the first lady I want to see, which makes me

556
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,200
feel like he likes her the most, or at least

557
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,079
he wants to fuck her first, which I feel like

558
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:23,519
means he likes her the most or whatnot is Gigi.

559
00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:27,519
He's going to get released from prison. Gigi's going to

560
00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:30,160
pick him up and then he's going to spend the

561
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,839
night with her, and then he's going to go back

562
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,160
to where he was released and he's going to tell

563
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,400
Benita that he is getting released on Tuesday, so that

564
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,400
Benita goes and picks him up and is like hi,

565
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,000
and he's like, Hi, God, I need a shower. Ha ha.

566
00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:47,920
Been in this prison for two point five years. You know,

567
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:50,920
Like that is his plan, and he's like, I can

568
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,640
do it. I know how to run life. I can

569
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,480
get these two women on, you know, both sides of

570
00:33:57,519 --> 00:34:01,680
the truth, and I can work us out. Now we

571
00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:06,599
know prop not. Also, you're on a reality show, so

572
00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:08,199
of course at some point these women are gonna know

573
00:34:08,599 --> 00:34:11,800
that you are fucking with them. So okay. So he's

574
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,360
talking to Benita and he's like, yeah, baby, yeah, you know,

575
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,880
I'm coming out Tuesday, and she's like, okay, Tuesday. Tuesday.

576
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,559
She's like inscreating the cream into those penises, and then

577
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:23,519
he's like, yep, I can't wait, so Monday afternoon and

578
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:27,679
she's like what and he's like no, I mean no,

579
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,559
I'm sorry. I said Tuesday. And she has a whole

580
00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:32,960
last moment with her friend where her eyebrow goes all

581
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,239
the way up, just like that cream into that shaft

582
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,320
of that waffle. You know. She's like bink, you know.

583
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:42,880
And she's like, oh, you know, he must be tired

584
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,599
from all that jailing, you know. So she's like okay,

585
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,280
he's okay, and he's like yep. She's a little bit

586
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,559
suspect because he doesn't cover it very well. But at

587
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:55,039
the same time, she's also had a dream and the

588
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:59,599
dream was that she dreamt that he cheated on her

589
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,440
and he she says it's with a girl five shades

590
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:09,159
darker like than her. Now, I'm I'm bad with colors.

591
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,760
I can't. I'm not like, I'm not a black woman,

592
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,679
so and I also am bad with colors, and I

593
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,960
also have like, no, there's no part of me that

594
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:18,360
wants to be like, yes that's true or no that's

595
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,320
not true. I actually don't know. I can't. You know,

596
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:26,440
it's whatever, So if you are, I can't. Yeah, this

597
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:29,599
is dumb. Fine, I can't quite tell unless Banita and

598
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:32,360
Gigi are in the same frame, who is darker. And

599
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,599
I'm only saying that to be like, I don't know

600
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:38,199
if it's true or not. I'm assuming that's not true.

601
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,639
Like I don't think that Gig is five shades darker

602
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,400
than Benita, but what if she is? And I just

603
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,239
sound ignorant. I mean, I'm not you know, what's a

604
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,840
shade like a shade of a makeup, because like there's

605
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,199
make you know, there's fourteen different beages if you like

606
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,719
get Essay Lauder makeup. So truly, I don't want to

607
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,000
hunt ignorant because you know, if there maybe there's five

608
00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:03,760
different shade variances in fenty between the two ladies. I

609
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,440
can't tell you, Okay, I'm really bad at it. I

610
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,559
almost always buy like the wrong foundation for me, and

611
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:11,719
then I just like sulk about it and just hope

612
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,960
that I'll get to that color at some point. Okay,

613
00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:19,840
So that is the end of them. Okay, Let's move

614
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:25,400
on to Brady and Kirstin. Now. He's thirty, she's twenty seven.

615
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,960
She's a bartender, also a mom. He trafficked meth and

616
00:36:29,079 --> 00:36:31,400
had possession of a pistol. He's in prison for five years.

617
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:37,800
He also has twins. They're in West Plains, Monitana or Missouri.

618
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:42,000
I think it's Montana. Okay. So Kirsten obviously is not

619
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,280
the one in prison. So we open on her and

620
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,719
she's like, this is a small ass town. Everybody knows

621
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,360
everybody in this town. One thing you should know about

622
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,119
me is I like a man that's rough around the edges.

623
00:36:52,639 --> 00:36:55,719
We know, girl, you're on the show. I mean, no

624
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:01,639
one's like I like New York finance guys on this show,

625
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:06,199
you know, unless they're white collar. I would Oh my god, wait,

626
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,880
has there ever been anyone on Love After lock Up

627
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:17,239
that's been with like a white collar crime dude, like

628
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,320
someone who fucking like a Bernie made off like PONSI

629
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,119
scheme guy, Like I know chance seems like he would

630
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,960
do that kind of thing, but like I would love

631
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,880
there to be someone like that. Okay. So she also

632
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,519
says that she's been with addicts before, and we can

633
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:37,760
kind of tell Kirsten also looks like she's, you know,

634
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,000
tired a lot. She has like one eye that's a

635
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,840
little bit like always a little like closed, and the

636
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,519
other eye is more open. You know what I'm saying,

637
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,239
do with that what you will? Now we meet her

638
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,440
ex right away and her ex is wearing like American

639
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:57,519
flag overalls. Now we're taken aback by that, but even

640
00:37:57,599 --> 00:38:00,880
Kirsten's like, that's fucking dumb. She was with her ex

641
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,960
for a long time, they had kids. When we go

642
00:38:04,039 --> 00:38:07,119
to his confessional, he's like, I would never ever ever

643
00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:11,159
get back together with her. We are never ever ever

644
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:14,320
getting back together. And she's also like, nope, won't touch

645
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,719
them with a ten foot pull, Absolutely not. But they've

646
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,679
been cold parenting for a hot ass minute and they

647
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,480
have you know, like that jam down, which makes me

648
00:38:21,519 --> 00:38:25,840
happy for their kids. Brady She's like, I'm gonna tell

649
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,559
You're gonna tell you that I'm picking up Brady. And

650
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:34,039
he knows Brady, and he also was with like a

651
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:37,119
toxic X, so he can't talk. But then she tells

652
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:39,639
us the story of how she met Brady. She was

653
00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:44,159
with this ex, she was pregnant and was the neighbor

654
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,880
of Brady, who she describes as living in a trap house,

655
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,800
and one time it was like they were being too

656
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,079
loud or and or no, it was like something like

657
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:58,320
either being too loud or there was equipment missing from

658
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,159
her ex's truck. So that pregnant ass lady just marked

659
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,639
down to Brady's fucking house and was like knock, knock, knock, huge,

660
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:09,079
and was like, give me back my stuff. But when

661
00:39:09,079 --> 00:39:13,280
she saw Brady, she was like, you hot meth maker,

662
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,679
you know, God bless. So what happened was he gets

663
00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:20,559
locked up for like five years, and she slides into

664
00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:23,960
his DM's honey, and then they were talking and he

665
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,599
obviously knew her, you know, and they're in this small town,

666
00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:28,360
so God bless. And she likes attics and men that

667
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,000
are rougher on the edge. She thinks he's hot and

668
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,960
also Kirsten's kind of hot. You know, I'm saying like

669
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,360
they're hot anyway, So in fact, there's a lot of

670
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,440
people that are hot on this season. Okay, So he

671
00:39:39,519 --> 00:39:43,559
proposes and they get married by proxy, and she's so

672
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:46,599
she's so happy to bring Brady home to her kids.

673
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,440
So anyways, then she goes to meet up her friends

674
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,079
at a bar, but she like has to walk there.

675
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,039
She's upset by that, and she looks hot. She's wearing

676
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:00,679
a leopard body suit and leather pants. It's not fun

677
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,599
to walk in leather pants in heels for a long

678
00:40:03,639 --> 00:40:06,119
ass time. You know, it's like chafings, like you could

679
00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:08,280
hear like the squeakiness of the pants. Oh my god,

680
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,559
so hot. Anyway, when she meet ups her friends at

681
00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:15,280
the bar, we realize how fucking small this town is

682
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:19,480
because one of the friends is Cory or Core but

683
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:22,400
I'm gonna say Corey spelled k O r E, so

684
00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:27,559
Core with a K, and Core is Brady's baby mama.

685
00:40:28,119 --> 00:40:31,000
They have twins. So she's meeting up with her best

686
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,760
girly who just happens to be his ex. That's a

687
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,880
fucking small ass town. Maybe also small town of hot people,

688
00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:38,199
you know, like the hot part of the small town. Okay,

689
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,480
hot is a relative, but you don't eat me. So. Also,

690
00:40:42,559 --> 00:40:45,039
Kisen says things like there's lots of toxic people and

691
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:48,840
opinions in this town. And she kind of like purses

692
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,000
her lips a lot. I it feels like someone who

693
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,360
you know either got lip filler or can't or wants

694
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,400
to get lip filler. Like she moved, she holds her

695
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,000
lips in a way that is sort of like putting

696
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,920
them on display. I don't mind it, but I noticed it. Also,

697
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,360
there was a period of time of like YouTube where

698
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,599
I did the same thing. I would like I would

699
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:12,480
just like pose and just be like I wish I didn't.

700
00:41:12,559 --> 00:41:16,239
But I'm being honest with you now, Corey's like, just

701
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,880
you know, Brady, he's a fucking deadbeat dad who never

702
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,679
contacts the kids, like he never wants to talk to them.

703
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,920
And Kirsten says, well, he won't be a deadbat dad

704
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,559
with me. I won't allow it. And we're like, why

705
00:41:28,599 --> 00:41:30,719
do people think that people are gonna change? Now? He's like,

706
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,199
I couldn't really talk to my daughter as I was

707
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,239
embarrassed in prison. Maybe if he's around, like, you know,

708
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,920
Kirsten's kids, and on the fact that Kirsten friends of

709
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,960
the Cory, like, maybe they'll all hang out and they'll

710
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,480
actually be a beautiful end of this situation. I don't know,

711
00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:48,920
you tell me. Okay, moving along and having fun, So

712
00:41:49,519 --> 00:41:55,760
let's talk about Carrington and Zay. Carrington is also really

713
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,880
cute and look at Zay. I mean, people are hot

714
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,400
this episode. I mean the season or whatever season are

715
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:05,079
red goblass. These people are hot. Okay, Carrington is gorgeous,

716
00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:07,440
all of her sisters are gorgeous, and Zay's hot. And

717
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,000
then today's also big Oh my god. They're in Little Rock, Arkansas.

718
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:15,519
There's a Carol Channing song called I'm Yes Still Little

719
00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:20,079
Girl from Little Rock. I hopefully there's like one or

720
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,360
two Broadway theatery kids that like know that song that's

721
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,119
listening to this podcast, or there's enough people that is

722
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,440
interested in that fun fucking fact. But it's just like,

723
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:33,519
you know, her crazy ass voice doing that song, and

724
00:42:33,559 --> 00:42:37,800
it's like verse after verse of her talking about making

725
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:42,840
her way from Little Rock, Arkansas. Okay, Carrington's having all

726
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,920
her sisters over and it seems like the theme was

727
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,039
like where a colorful moomoo and so they're all wearing

728
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:51,639
like kind of cute MoU moves, except for one sister

729
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,119
who's just wearing like an old lady house dress that

730
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,760
you'd buy in one of those like Senior Living catalogs.

731
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,559
You know what I'm saying, It's not as cute. Now.

732
00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:06,960
Carrington is like, look, I'm in school for pre healthcare

733
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:09,840
med I didn't quite knew what. I don't know what

734
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,280
that means. I don't really know what that means. Are

735
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,800
you going to be a doctor, You're gonna be a nurse?

736
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,760
Are you getting a BA and be? I don't know

737
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,920
what's it called. No, I guess like a BS in

738
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,800
like medicine. I don't pre healthcare. I know there's such

739
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,840
thing as pre law. Anyway, that's fine. So her sisters

740
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,280
are all named K words too. So she's Carrington, there's Caitlin, Carly,

741
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,480
and Kennedy. So she's like, guess what, we're the all

742
00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:39,639
black Sorry, we're all we're the black sister Sorry I'm talking.

743
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,280
We're all sisters, the black Kardashians. That's what I wanted

744
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,119
to say. Well, first of all, I'll give it to her.

745
00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:50,239
They all are K names. But I can't wait for

746
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:54,719
a time in which women aren't like talking about themselves

747
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,840
in relationship to those sisters. I just like, I can't

748
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:04,119
believe how wildly influential they were. And I guess are

749
00:44:04,679 --> 00:44:09,199
like how many girls look like them, got the fake

750
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,880
asses like them, like contoured like them or whatever, like

751
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,599
how many women wanted to be them, like Emma from

752
00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:20,119
Nannae Fiance or even like McKenzie Shrilla. Like there's just

753
00:44:20,119 --> 00:44:24,119
so many girls that were like, I'm Kim, I'm Kylie,

754
00:44:24,159 --> 00:44:28,800
you know whatever, God bless, I'm Rob. Just kidding, Okay.

755
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:34,280
So Mike, her stepfather, is cooking, and he's like trying

756
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,760
to teach her how to cook and she's like, hmm

757
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,079
now I don't know how to do it. We're like,

758
00:44:38,119 --> 00:44:42,039
well he's teaching you right now, you know. She's like, no,

759
00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:44,960
Now what happened? Was her brother is in prison? I'm like,

760
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:47,360
is he also a kay name? Anyway? God bless Rob,

761
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,039
he's in prison, And so one time she was on

762
00:44:50,119 --> 00:44:53,239
FaceTime with him and then he was like yeah, sis

763
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,239
like look around, like, you know, God bless, it's a

764
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:56,960
real ass face time in prison and there's all those

765
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,039
people there, and there were guys being like hey, Carrington hey, Carrington,

766
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,320
and then like she looked and there was one just

767
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,440
like she called him, like big tall guides in the back,

768
00:45:06,559 --> 00:45:09,840
just being like what's up? And she was like who's that?

769
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:16,079
And that was a and she's like, Hi, how you

770
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:20,039
do it? You know? Remember Whinney Williams. How you doing it? Okay?

771
00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:25,440
So now Zay's real name is Xavier, so you know

772
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,480
how those exes turn in disease and he's been in

773
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:31,119
prison for seven years. She's like, he's edible. You know,

774
00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:34,440
it's not edible anything I cook, but that doesn't keep

775
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:39,920
me from scouring the internet for homemade looking plates and

776
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,480
then just sending it to him, being like, babe, look

777
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:48,440
what I just cooked. It's fried chicken and macaroni and

778
00:45:48,519 --> 00:45:52,079
cheese baked the good way, you know, and he's like mmm. Meanwhile,

779
00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:55,039
she's like eating a line cuisine. That's always funny too,

780
00:45:55,079 --> 00:45:57,039
because then it's like, well, what's gonna happen when he

781
00:45:57,079 --> 00:45:58,960
gets out and he's like where's all that food? Like,

782
00:45:59,079 --> 00:46:00,719
can't wait for you to make me a home cooked dinner?

783
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,400
And she's like, can't wait for you to take me

784
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:08,079
out poor spaghetti? You know. Now she is also like,

785
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:11,519
we don't talk on the phone. Sorry, we don't FaceTime.

786
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,079
We don't see each other that way. Like even though

787
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:15,960
I saw him that one time, that's really it. Most

788
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,719
of the time, we just talk on the phone and

789
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,679
write letters back and forth letters, And she's like, but

790
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,440
I gotta tell my family something. His parole was approved,

791
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,960
and all her sisters are like, oh, good, good girl,

792
00:46:26,639 --> 00:46:30,199
and they also know that she's been through it. What

793
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:36,000
had happened was she was previously engaged to this guy

794
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:39,239
that she was like absolutely in love with and they

795
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,000
had a child together, so it's like her baby daddy, Okay,

796
00:46:42,519 --> 00:46:45,519
but he just called it off, and I mean she

797
00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:47,320
loved him so much. She was like crying so much,

798
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:52,320
and then she finds out that he got married. This

799
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:56,519
is where they say like overseas to a woman overseas,

800
00:46:57,039 --> 00:46:59,599
which is like, what how did that happen? Was he

801
00:46:59,639 --> 00:47:02,960
travel and met someone? Did he like n d fiance

802
00:47:03,119 --> 00:47:04,599
it up and like he's gonna bring Is this like

803
00:47:04,639 --> 00:47:07,000
a crossover where they're gonna be a nunea day fiance

804
00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:09,840
or they're like, what happened? I'm sure that was really

805
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,119
fucking devastated to have a child with someone and then

806
00:47:12,159 --> 00:47:14,039
be engaged and then have them call it off and

807
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:15,880
you're in love with that person, and then they suddenly

808
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,480
are just like, I'm getting married to this person, not

809
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,199
not even in this country, Like you, my heart hurt

810
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,320
for her, also her sister. Her sister's heart's hurt for her,

811
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,840
and that's kind of like why they feel like she's

812
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,679
in this relationship. They're kind of like, yeah, she's been hurting.

813
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,679
There's been a hole there, so now this part's a

814
00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:39,760
little dumb. She's like, and you, guys, I am I

815
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,480
have a secret I've been keeping from him. Now we're

816
00:47:43,519 --> 00:47:45,920
all like, oh my god, like what could it be?

817
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,639
And the secret is that she's just like on dating apps,

818
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,679
like she's on Hinge, She's explored other connections. They do

819
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,000
this a lot where like we're supposed to like feel

820
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:02,400
like it's a whole ass secret that one person's like

821
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,280
been talking to other people. But to me, it's not

822
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,360
like you never see this person. You can think you're

823
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,119
in a relationship with this person, but I don't understand

824
00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:13,960
the like I don't know what to do. I have

825
00:48:14,039 --> 00:48:17,760
this secret. It's like, then keep the secret. I know

826
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,280
what you do. You just keep that secret. They're never

827
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,519
gonna know they'll never know. Like, if you feel so

828
00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:25,360
badly when they get out of prison, you can delete

829
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,559
hinge and no one's gonna ever know that you like

830
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,199
matched a couple of times with someone or went on

831
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:35,440
a date. So then Carrington decides to call Zay's sister, Carly.

832
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:43,320
Now Carly is also beyond beautiful, like Carly's gist, I mean, like,

833
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,119
I just can't even like Carly came on. I was like, Jesus,

834
00:48:46,159 --> 00:48:48,239
that woman can be a model. She kind of gives

835
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,000
a little bit of like Lauren Hill back in the day,

836
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:53,800
Like she has like short braids, her face is fucking perfect.

837
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:57,760
I mean, my god, that woman's so pretty. So Carly

838
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,239
picks up the phone and honey, Carly could I couldn't

839
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,039
care less about Carrington. There's a lot of C words.

840
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:09,639
She's uninterested, and so she's like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah,

841
00:49:09,679 --> 00:49:13,760
I heard these getting out okay, and then oh, this

842
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:20,159
is what happened. So Zay can't technically call Carrington because

843
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:23,360
Carrington can't be on the list to call Za because

844
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,320
Carrington's already like on the list for her brother or

845
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,320
something like that. And so the way that Zay and

846
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,360
Carrington talk is that Carly has to call her brother

847
00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:39,280
and then three way call like the nineties Carrington. Now

848
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:43,360
this is hilarious because Carrington, for some reason doesn't understand

849
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,440
how this works. I feel like this part's fakee where

850
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:48,960
I don't know if she just thinks that someone just

851
00:49:49,039 --> 00:49:51,440
like connects the three way call, then they can hang up.

852
00:49:52,079 --> 00:49:54,639
But that's not what Carly does because Carly hates Carrington.

853
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,760
So what happened was she just puts herself on mute

854
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,280
and then puts the entire call on speaker and lets

855
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,320
all her sisters listen to this bullshit. And they listen

856
00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:08,440
and Kara Can's like, yeah, I got your name tatted

857
00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:11,480
on me, and the sisters are like, oh girl, no,

858
00:50:12,519 --> 00:50:15,320
and then Karen Kin's like yeah, you know to say,

859
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,039
She's like, I don't know if Carly likes me, and

860
00:50:18,159 --> 00:50:21,719
Zay knows that they're listening because he knows his sisters.

861
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,639
He's like, well, sh and she's like, well, can they

862
00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:29,079
even hear me? And the sisters are like yes, bitch, yeah,

863
00:50:29,159 --> 00:50:33,440
bitch yes. So then they hang up with her, and

864
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,360
then we realize that Zay has a long time love

865
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:40,000
who he knows in real life. McKenna and McKenna is

866
00:50:40,039 --> 00:50:42,360
like best friends with his sisters. So McKenna comes over

867
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,719
and is like, my man's coming home. We're like, yeah,

868
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,519
he is. You know, God bless because I'll give a

869
00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:51,679
fuck about Carrington. Okay, let's move on to Rich and Felicia. Okay,

870
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:59,159
Rich and Felicia. Okay, honey, Rich thirty five, Felicia twenty six.

871
00:50:59,559 --> 00:51:03,039
He is a real estate investor and she was, you know,

872
00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:07,559
in prison for nine years for armed robbery. All right,

873
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,440
So we pick up and Richard's in Houston and he's

874
00:51:11,519 --> 00:51:16,880
driving six to seven hours to Louisiana, and he says

875
00:51:17,079 --> 00:51:20,360
that he was led to a pen pal site through

876
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:26,119
a dream. Rich Rich Rich go to a pen pal

877
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,440
side side side and find a hot piece that's in

878
00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,400
prison and hook up with her. Like he was like, yes, grandma,

879
00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:36,519
you know, God bless. I don't know why was his

880
00:51:36,519 --> 00:51:38,920
grandmother came to him a dream, but like that was

881
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,920
just a wet dream you had about like fucking someone

882
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,440
in prison. And they were like, yeah, it came to

883
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,760
me in a dream. You came because of that dream, buddy,

884
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,239
that's what happened. Those sheets were wet when you woke up.

885
00:51:48,119 --> 00:51:51,920
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, put lock me up for that, okay,

886
00:51:52,639 --> 00:51:54,679
And then I hope someone finds me on a pen

887
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,440
pell site. So and she's like, and I'm looking for

888
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,480
sugar daddies, which is why they're on there. There's something

889
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,800
about like men that find women on prison pell sites

890
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,159
where like you know, there's like, well they're there and

891
00:52:06,159 --> 00:52:08,840
they're lonely, and you know they can't ask for much,

892
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,280
and you know they don't have a lot of options

893
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,559
because you know, God bless prison, and so I'll be

894
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:16,000
perfect there. And then they're like, well, I need money

895
00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:19,039
because commissary and maybe those maybe those guys are like, well,

896
00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:22,199
you know what, I'll put fifty bucks on her books

897
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,679
for a whole month, and that's cheaper than me dating

898
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,360
a woman in real life, where I would have to

899
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,360
take them out to dinner, like you know, at least

900
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,280
once a week. That's fifty dollars a week. So this

901
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,480
is cheaper. And hopefully they won't ever come out of

902
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,320
prison and I'll have to up that money. I mean,

903
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,119
I don't not quite sure. You know, it's always it's

904
00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:44,800
interesting psychological thing. So they've been talking for six years,

905
00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:49,719
it's long long time. He's anxious about it. He says

906
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,840
his family is laid back, unlike her family because they're Sicilian,

907
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:57,840
so they're crazy, They're loud, they're crazy, That's what he says.

908
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,960
Now he is going to drive to Louisiana and then

909
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,920
meet up, but looks like at a Marriotte with all

910
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,039
of her family, spend the night, and then go and

911
00:53:08,039 --> 00:53:10,480
pick her up the next morning. So he gets to

912
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,000
meet all them in real life, you know. But they

913
00:53:12,039 --> 00:53:14,079
know of him because they've been talking for six years,

914
00:53:14,119 --> 00:53:16,719
so you know, she laid the groundwork. He meets her

915
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:27,239
brother Erl r Rol Earle Earl er it's not Earl Earl.

916
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,840
I don't know. Is that Italian role? Okay, I don't know.

917
00:53:32,199 --> 00:53:38,719
And his girlfriend Porsche Porsche like the car, and I'll

918
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,840
tell you right now, Porsche has a lot to say.

919
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,679
Earl not so much. I like, as hard as it

920
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,639
is for me to say his name is as hard

921
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,719
as it is for him to say other words. Now,

922
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,360
Porsche is like, Porscha is like, well, we really want

923
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,519
to make sure that you're good for our girl, or

924
00:53:55,559 --> 00:53:58,960
like you're girl, you're the girlfriend. And she first sees

925
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:01,480
Rich and she's like, you're mind me a luda. His

926
00:54:01,559 --> 00:54:04,960
face doesn't, but his clothes kind of do, like you know,

927
00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:08,519
this glasses kind of do, like his style kind of does,

928
00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:11,000
but also like his style isn't because you know how

929
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,559
sometimes Luda looks scholarly. There's moments where Luda looks like,

930
00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:17,519
you know, like full rapper esque, you know, with change

931
00:54:17,519 --> 00:54:21,079
and change I'm sorry, chains and stuff. But Luda also

932
00:54:21,159 --> 00:54:24,519
had this like scholarly aesthetic, So maybe was that one.

933
00:54:24,559 --> 00:54:27,440
You know, I'm talking about real hip hop heads. No,

934
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:31,679
I'm a rapper, Okay. So they also meet other parts

935
00:54:31,679 --> 00:54:37,960
of her family, including her aunt Stephanie, who has Banana

936
00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:42,960
Rama's hair, crazy ass hair, and Stephanie's daughter, Haley, So

937
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:46,880
this is Felicia's cousin. Now. Hailey and her grew up

938
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,360
together and Hailey was also in prison, so she knows

939
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,960
what it's like and how hard it is and she

940
00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:55,000
like cries thinking about it. And I knew that, Haley,

941
00:54:55,039 --> 00:54:58,840
I've been in prison. Her family reads people that have

942
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:03,159
had trouble the law. You know what I'm saying? Yeah,

943
00:55:03,159 --> 00:55:04,519
I mean you know I do You do know what

944
00:55:04,559 --> 00:55:07,760
I'm saying. They're like, hey, you know, where are you from?

945
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,760
He's like, well, I'm from Cali. But now he lives

946
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,760
in Houston, and they like, what do you do? He says,

947
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,960
real estate. They're like to ching to Chang. You know,

948
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,840
they're real nice to him, and they think that he's

949
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,000
really nice but almost too nice. Are like Felicia's gonna

950
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,960
eat him up. So that night he goes to bed

951
00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:24,079
wearing boxers with Felicia's face on them. I feel like

952
00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:26,800
there's got to be some sort of because you know,

953
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,039
this is the same people that do nannade Fiance, the

954
00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:33,480
Sharp entertainment people. They got to be like, hey, if

955
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:38,119
we send you boxers with your like lover on them,

956
00:55:38,119 --> 00:55:40,400
will you wear them? Or shirt? Like there's so many

957
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,159
times in which people get shirts and boxers and underwear

958
00:55:43,159 --> 00:55:45,639
and not with the people's name on them or faces.

959
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,480
I almost feel like the producers have like a check

960
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,280
like a little box on the contracts, and if you

961
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,400
check that box, they'll like provide that for you or

962
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,159
I guess people really do this kind of shit all

963
00:55:57,159 --> 00:55:59,360
the time. It's always funny to me, like someone's just

964
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,199
made someone like went through the trouble of designing boxers

965
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,440
and picked a picture, uploaded the jpeg and was like,

966
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,599
send this to me. Three weeks from now, I'm a

967
00:56:07,639 --> 00:56:10,199
size medium. You know. Also, you know why it's interesting

968
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,039
to me, You're like Chris, I'm talking about it. It's

969
00:56:12,039 --> 00:56:14,639
because you can almost guarantee that the fabric they're making

970
00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:17,559
that from is itchy, Like they're not gonna make that

971
00:56:17,599 --> 00:56:20,400
on great fabric. I can't imagine as cod and it's

972
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,400
like a polyester blend. It's like itchy. It's so close

973
00:56:23,519 --> 00:56:26,719
to like, you know, your sensitive parts. But you know

974
00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:29,320
al Rich does is have those wet dreams. He's gonna

975
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,800
splatter those fucking boxers from the inside out. I'm sorry,

976
00:56:34,199 --> 00:56:38,039
am I Okay? So next day it's release day, he's

977
00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:41,079
hardly slept. The whole family meets the lobby, including he

978
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:43,599
has a friend named DJ, and he's like, yeah, DJ's

979
00:56:43,639 --> 00:56:47,000
is coming with me for comfort. I found that interesting

980
00:56:47,559 --> 00:56:50,679
is because he's nervous, because like, yeah, he wants a

981
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,280
buffer or he just wants like a friend on his side.

982
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,239
So it's not all the Sicilians because DJ looks like

983
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,679
he's not going to do anything for you except like

984
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,559
roll a blunt, you know. Saying now, Felicia Tunny has

985
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:05,480
been in prison for a long time and she's the

986
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:08,719
youngest girl so she's like, this is my first adult relationship,

987
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,079
and we know and you know, also her first time

988
00:57:11,119 --> 00:57:12,599
with a man in a long time, and we're like,

989
00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:14,760
we get that too, we understand how time works, you know.

990
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,920
So she says that she is going to try to

991
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,679
be in one, which is never a good sign. Also, though,

992
00:57:24,559 --> 00:57:27,320
something that happens on the show is that people don't

993
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,679
consider their mate enough to understand, Like he doesn't consider

994
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:32,639
the fact that she's really young and have been in

995
00:57:32,639 --> 00:57:34,920
prison for so long and has never been an adult

996
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,800
relationship and has only been with women, you know, and

997
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:43,360
that inevitably coming out of prison is like a shock

998
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:47,679
to the nervous system where you have like a lot

999
00:57:47,719 --> 00:57:51,039
of sensory things that happen, and then you have like

1000
00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:53,559
a needy person on your side being like do you

1001
00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:55,280
like me? Why don't you like me? Kwei fuck or whatever,

1002
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,800
and you're just like, I need to breathe and walk

1003
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:04,960
around on this earth for like three months, just so

1004
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,320
I can acculimate myself to reality. Like that's what has

1005
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,119
to happen. Just rarely does that fucking happen, right, that happens.

1006
00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:15,480
I mean this like situation happens on the show. So much,

1007
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:18,760
and it's really sad. Uh. I always feel like it's

1008
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,679
sad to watch because it's so easy to see that, like,

1009
00:58:21,719 --> 00:58:24,719
you can't be in a relationship. You have to get

1010
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:30,360
your body and mind together to understand you are walking

1011
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,440
around as a free person, and that smells and sights

1012
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,320
and sounds and people and people's conversations are going to

1013
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,280
be drastically different than what you've experienced and it's going

1014
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,199
to take a toll on you you're not expecting. Okay,

1015
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,039
So Stephanie, her aunt and her cousin Haley are like,

1016
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,760
she's gonna hurt Rich. I mean, we're not fucking scientists

1017
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,440
and we're not psychologists, but we can tell you right

1018
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,239
now that it's like not gonna be you know, really

1019
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,400
good for him, you know, like maybe because they think

1020
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,679
that he's a nice guy, even though he's like thirty six,

1021
00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:06,639
so you feel like he would already know better, but

1022
00:59:06,679 --> 00:59:10,119
he doesn't. And they're like, and she is gonna, you know,

1023
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,559
eat him up, honey, spit him out, eat him up,

1024
00:59:14,079 --> 00:59:19,559
spin him out, eat him up, spit him out, which

1025
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:21,519
we know too, you know, like and she kind of

1026
00:59:21,519 --> 00:59:24,280
knows too. It's so interesting. I don't think she wants to,

1027
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,360
but like he gives, like I don't want to just

1028
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,639
keep using the word beta. It's like he gives a

1029
00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:32,639
little something. By the way. I hate to be the

1030
00:59:32,639 --> 00:59:37,599
bearer of bad news, but og couple Marcellino and Brittany

1031
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:43,960
have officially filed for divorce, so sometimes love isn't real anyway.

1032
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,519
So then they pull up to the prison they're gonna

1033
00:59:48,519 --> 00:59:50,599
wait for Felicia, and this whole time we're kind of

1034
00:59:50,639 --> 00:59:52,239
like or lista. I'm kind of like, I wonder where

1035
00:59:52,239 --> 00:59:55,159
her parents are because Stephanie's her aunt, so like, where

1036
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:57,440
are her parents? And she describes her parents as being

1037
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,199
like super Christian and super conservative. But but they surprise

1038
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,320
the rest of their family by coming. So her parents

1039
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:11,119
pull up. Her dad is wearing really interesting gold glasses

1040
01:00:11,239 --> 01:00:15,320
or like clear lenses and these almost made from like

1041
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,559
gold dipped twigs as the sides of the glasses, and

1042
01:00:19,639 --> 01:00:24,480
her mother looks a little bit like Elizabeth Berkeley if

1043
01:00:24,519 --> 01:00:28,920
Elizabeth Berkeley dabbled in some meth. These this couple does

1044
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,840
not look super conservative. I don't know if maybe did

1045
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,360
they turn conservative after a life, because both of them

1046
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,039
also look like they've lived a life, you know, like

1047
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,079
I'm assuming that her mother is the one that sisters

1048
01:00:42,199 --> 01:00:46,559
to Stephanie, or is the father's sisters to Stephanie. I'm

1049
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:49,519
not quite sure. But this family looks like you know,

1050
01:00:50,119 --> 01:00:53,679
how do I say this, Well, they don't look old money.

1051
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,679
I don't know if this family has like belonged to

1052
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:02,480
many country clubs. I'm you know, I'm they look decidedly something. Okay,

1053
01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:08,880
So they the cup the family meets rich and they're like,

1054
01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:12,440
one thing about our girl Felicia's that she's rare, she's

1055
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,480
a diamond in the rough, and she's beautiful. A real

1056
01:01:15,559 --> 01:01:18,239
special soul will be with her, and you know, he

1057
01:01:18,239 --> 01:01:21,079
doesn't have to get talked into what he's already into it. Also,

1058
01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:22,880
you haven't, you know, spend time with your daughter in

1059
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,519
like nine years, So I mean, I get it, like,

1060
01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:29,880
you know, you're proud, proud parents. And I like the

1061
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,039
fact that they are not like condemning her, and I'm

1062
01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:33,960
glad that they're showing up for her when she comes

1063
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,840
out of prison. But it is a little funny to

1064
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,760
be like, what a rare find you're so lucky. Mean,

1065
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,039
I'm you know, I'm not saying anyone that it's been

1066
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:43,400
in prison isn't a rare fine and a gem. It's

1067
01:01:43,519 --> 01:01:45,920
just like the sequence of events and like in this

1068
01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:48,599
very moment as she comes out, is just this The

1069
01:01:48,719 --> 01:01:51,559
actual situation in this day and time is a little

1070
01:01:51,639 --> 01:01:55,480
lol for me. All Right, my loves, can you believe?

1071
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,599
First episode done? Many more to come. I don't know what.

1072
01:01:59,039 --> 01:02:02,840
I don't know why I'm starting at season seven, episode nine.

1073
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,440
I can't tell you this is what's happening. So but

1074
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,880
I'm into these couples and I'm also into this is Polly,

1075
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:13,360
and I can't wait to talk about both shows for

1076
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,360
a long time, and we're gonna do all the things

1077
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,440
we usually do, which is at this moment I say, hey,

1078
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,559
thank you so much for listening, and have you considered

1079
01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:22,840
giving me a hopeful review on my podcast? You absolutely

1080
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,440
can by going to wherever you listen to podcasts, giving

1081
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,119
me five stars and typing words like you're so hot

1082
01:02:28,239 --> 01:02:30,599
or you're so pretty, or what a fun reference you

1083
01:02:30,679 --> 01:02:34,559
made or great tits or whatever you want to say,

1084
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,800
your favorite joke or one dumb thing I said that

1085
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:41,079
you lol dot just a little chortal in your mind.

1086
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,719
You can do other things, though, as well. You can

1087
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,679
join my Patreon for only five dollars. It's Patreon dot

1088
01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:49,480
com SA. You also can follow me on social media's

1089
01:02:49,559 --> 01:02:53,039
I am at Chris Selfara on TikTok on Instagram. I

1090
01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:56,440
also have a substack and I'm on Facebook. You can

1091
01:02:56,559 --> 01:02:59,039
like my page Chris Farah and I have a private

1092
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:02,000
group Vanity Era. And you have to answer like whatever

1093
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:04,679
bullshit questions you know, and just be like Chris, I

1094
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,199
like you listen your podcast and I'll let you in.

1095
01:03:07,239 --> 01:03:10,119
Those are all of your options, and I certainly appreciate

1096
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:13,679
you taking some time to listen to me talk too fast.

1097
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:19,840
I know I do. I'm medicated, so this is me medicated.

1098
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,960
Can you imagine if I wasn't. Let's breathe you, guys.

1099
01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:26,599
Let's have a moment. Let's touch our hearts, feed on

1100
01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:30,679
the ground. Because bringing ourselves to the present moment and

1101
01:03:31,239 --> 01:03:34,119
knowing where we are in space and time, and allowing

1102
01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:38,480
our bodies and our nervous systems to have a moment

1103
01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:43,239
of respite without having our mind jump from thought to

1104
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,920
thought or worrying about the future or fretting about the past,

1105
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,119
is the work that we can do so that we

1106
01:03:51,159 --> 01:03:56,239
can move through our lives. Grounded, tethered people to a

1107
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,840
certain like security and strength. And what I'm saying in

1108
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:03,039
this microphone is what I need to tell myself all

1109
01:04:03,119 --> 01:04:05,679
of the time. Okay, so this is why I do.

1110
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,920
I do it for me, but I also do it

1111
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,000
because a I like to think that if you're listening

1112
01:04:11,039 --> 01:04:14,360
to this, there's maybe someone else in the world listening

1113
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,679
to it at the same time. And then two people

1114
01:04:16,679 --> 01:04:20,280
are breathing together, which feels so nice, like two people

1115
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:24,079
taking a moment to bring themselves into the present and

1116
01:04:24,119 --> 01:04:27,519
connecting through breath. There is something somewhat spiritual about this

1117
01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:30,239
because if you believe in God, great, so do I.

1118
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,480
But if you also believe in like a universal divine

1119
01:04:33,559 --> 01:04:36,639
energy that connects us all, then I think this is

1120
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:40,679
a great way of connecting to that. There's other ways too,

1121
01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:43,360
like sex, but also like you know, being a nature.

1122
01:04:43,559 --> 01:04:47,320
If you're having sex, great, if you're having sex and nature,

1123
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,000
even better if you're breathing listening to me having sex

1124
01:04:50,039 --> 01:04:53,639
and nature. I mean, what a goddess you are? All right,

1125
01:04:53,719 --> 01:04:58,360
my babes, two breaths ready, Okay, thank you, take care

1126
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,079
of yourselves and one another. Stand up for what you

1127
01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:04,559
believe and make art. I'll talk to you later Bye,