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<v Speaker 1>On on on Welcome to the CEO pre show for

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<v Speaker 1>episode four sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>For sixty nine, nice, I was gonna say that, Nah,

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<v Speaker 2>took my whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Took your whole thing. That's it. We're brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>by the wonderful patrons over at patreon dot com slash

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<v Speaker 2>Whether they like it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and Uncle Bred was on a self proclaimed time

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<v Speaker 1>like hard out schedule shut down out of here, most

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<v Speaker 1>likely because he had tackle Bell before he got here.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever said an episode of Ghostbusters where Winston plays

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<v Speaker 2>baseball with Good and Evil and then the other Ghostbusters

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<v Speaker 2>are there in the audience and thinking, oh man, we

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<v Speaker 2>should cheat so that Winston will win it they won't

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<v Speaker 2>take a soul, And then at the end it turns

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<v Speaker 2>out that they're not playing for Winston's soul, they're playing

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<v Speaker 2>for Peter's, and Peter was the one that wanted to cheat.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like that song when the Devil went down

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<v Speaker 1>to Georgia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like that, except now I'm not necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>on a time crunch for my benefits as much as your.

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<v Speaker 1>Benefit, time benefit for Gary's toilet. Right, Okay, Well, now

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<v Speaker 1>that we've figured all that out. Hey, do you do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a topic for today's pre show?

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<v Speaker 2>I did have a thought, A really a really legitimate

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<v Speaker 2>magic thought. This magic.

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<v Speaker 1>This is classic pre show warm up, old school stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I was sitting down and I was taking

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<v Speaker 2>I took apart Maria uh tap artifact make.

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<v Speaker 1>Me Oh yeah, one of our most successful deck techs

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<v Speaker 1>and episodes from last year, the Maria and thirteen mox

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<v Speaker 1>Diamonds or whatever it was. Yeah, mox Emerald, mox Emerald.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody liked that shit. So I took that thing apart

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<v Speaker 2>because it just wasn't doing the doing the gimmick. And

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<v Speaker 2>I thought to myself, why didn't it do the gimmick?

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't because it teed all the things to do

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<v Speaker 2>the thing, and then it just didn't do the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, you took it apart because people hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, actually it was one of the very few

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<v Speaker 2>times I think I've ever played a static orb on

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<v Speaker 2>somebody and then we're just immediate the good brun such

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<v Speaker 2>a bad guy because you can demonstrate like I'm turning

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<v Speaker 2>it off, so it's only gonna take me a few

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<v Speaker 2>turns to kill you. Yeah, I have nine seven sevens

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<v Speaker 2>and you're untapping one landa turn. I got you. We

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<v Speaker 2>are not the same, right, So it's good in that way.

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<v Speaker 2>But so I took it apart, like why wasn't it

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<v Speaker 2>getting there?

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<v Speaker 1>And I figured it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Figured it out because when you're doing something janky, kind

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<v Speaker 2>of junky, my favorite was doing One of the best

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<v Speaker 2>ways to do that is to have your your your

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<v Speaker 2>deck plateau like get to the very very top of

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<v Speaker 2>its power curve at like in the middle of the game,

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<v Speaker 2>not turns, but like in the phase like the beginning,

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<v Speaker 2>you have nothing, so you build until you have something,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you play the thing that your deck does.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can have a janky deck that wins in

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<v Speaker 2>the getting set up phase or just by a continuous,

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<v Speaker 2>never ending setup phase, the decks just get really really good,

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<v Speaker 2>don't they. Example, Omnath Locus of Rage. What does that

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<v Speaker 2>deck actually do? What does it actually do? It ramps

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<v Speaker 2>to seven and plays Omnath and then it just keeps

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<v Speaker 2>on a rampant. All it does is play land. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>My answer was gonna be when you say what does

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<v Speaker 1>that deck actually do? I say play lands? Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in that whole situation is there's an omnath that

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<v Speaker 1>arrives and he's like, hey, guys, what's going on. We're

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<v Speaker 1>playing fucking lands.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yep, that's all we want to do, right, And

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<v Speaker 2>I've noticed there's a couple of decks that kind of

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Bellows another really good example where you play

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<v Speaker 2>all these janky, fucking shitty enchantments, and the reason that

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<v Speaker 2>deck is good is because you get all the benefit

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<v Speaker 2>from playing all the jank garbage, but you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to dilute your deck by playing things that take advantage

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<v Speaker 2>of the jank garbage, instead of having to play creatures

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<v Speaker 2>that are gonna get plus one plus oh and haste

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<v Speaker 2>when they attack. I think you play Street Riot. The

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<v Speaker 2>Street Riot itself is the right. And I think that

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<v Speaker 2>Jenk decks have like a especially now with all the

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<v Speaker 2>design space that they've built, I'm sure there's lots more

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<v Speaker 2>little spaces you can find, like decks that just win

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<v Speaker 2>by drawing cards, not by playing cards by drawing them,

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<v Speaker 2>or decks that win by playing the land or by

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<v Speaker 2>making the man out, or by playing this just junk

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<v Speaker 2>form of whatever. Again, using Bellows example, you can just

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<v Speaker 2>play trash enchantments as long as they cost four or more.

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<v Speaker 2>They're good, whereas in any other situation, it's like, why

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<v Speaker 2>did you even bother with that? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you said you didn't have a topic.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't until I started talking about the thing I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking about today.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Branda Wax's poetic about Gruel Deck. Yeah Bello one

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<v Speaker 1>of our most popular lists from twenty twenty four. And

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<v Speaker 1>I can say that now because we're heading into like

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<v Speaker 1>the holiday end of year and wrap up. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at some of the stats for the business

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<v Speaker 1>daddies because you know, they're putting the screws to the goons. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>they're putting our thumbs and screws and dangling our toes

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<v Speaker 1>over fire, smacking the bottoms of our feet with cricket mallets.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, what are they called? Cricket bat?

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<v Speaker 1>Cricket bats?

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<v Speaker 2>You get to have all the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well, I'll send me your way next time.

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<v Speaker 1>And anyways, Bellow is one of our most popular things.

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<v Speaker 1>And it happens to also be a grul deck. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we should be g Seal Gruel Cookout podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Mria was also popular.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not doing a grul deck tomorrow. Gcal also

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a like an engineered food additive or a

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<v Speaker 1>preservative as well. Maybe we're not about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Today. I saw a picture of one of those like

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<v Speaker 2>few food processor machines, like the great big thing that

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<v Speaker 2>they use to process whatever it is they make processed

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<v Speaker 2>food out of to the food that it's process.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a big grinder or a mixer or it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just it looks like one of those what do you

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<v Speaker 2>call the the science contraption where it's like the big

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<v Speaker 2>vial and it's got the liquid in it and it

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<v Speaker 2>goes down the swirly to tube and then it goes

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<v Speaker 2>into something like an opaque cylinder of some kind and

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a little thing at the bottom that like

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<v Speaker 2>farts out the patty.

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<v Speaker 1>I am, I can imagine what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it looks like. And then it had two

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<v Speaker 2>folding shows in front of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's how Commander Cookout builds decks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we just dumped crap into a thing into a tube.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody milks it like a cow. Looks like somebody's jerking

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<v Speaker 1>off in reverse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, doing the thing and winning the game. Yes

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<v Speaker 3>when Yeah, it's reductive when I say it like that,

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<v Speaker 3>But usually there's steps, right and and those are what

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<v Speaker 3>we would call phases of a game, like the beginning phase,

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<v Speaker 3>the first three or four turns.

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<v Speaker 1>Or the setup phase people call it. Beginning phase is

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<v Speaker 1>like the phase of a turn, So we can't use that.

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<v Speaker 1>But if we say the setup phase of a game

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<v Speaker 1>is the first three turns, and you're talking about like

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<v Speaker 1>strategies that are that that part of their stick is

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<v Speaker 1>something that you do in the setup phase, something that

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<v Speaker 1>you do in the main body of the game, and

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<v Speaker 1>something that you do in the ending part, the finale

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<v Speaker 1>of the game, or like the critical turn or the

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<v Speaker 1>alpha strike time of the game.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think those are the same thing, right if

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<v Speaker 2>you're just doing the one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think that lands decks are like that

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<v Speaker 1>because that is the main resource of the game. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it called our June, the Shifting Flame, the Teffer's puzzle

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<v Speaker 1>box guy, yep, every.

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<v Speaker 2>Time you play a spell, you puzzle box yourself yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that one does that a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>in that, like you want to be drawing as many

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<v Speaker 1>cards as you can, so if you're if your commander

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<v Speaker 1>and your deck is made to do that, like if

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<v Speaker 1>everybody in your deck is a one drop cantrip, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like scry and then puzzle box, cry and then puzzle box,

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<v Speaker 1>and then every single time you cast as a means

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<v Speaker 1>to puzzle box, you get to scry and set up

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<v Speaker 1>the next things. Like, I think, I think that's one.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be a good one. I actually had ours do

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<v Speaker 2>it for a while. Yeah, heart, way harder than you thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I Oh, dude, you killed yourself every single time I've

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<v Speaker 1>played against you in that deck. Actually I only think

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<v Speaker 1>it's two times, but well, dred percent of the time

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<v Speaker 1>you played that deck, you actually killed yourself and there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing that you could even do to stop it. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't to may and oh I can't do this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have no cards in my library goops, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have a spell on this deck, so I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I have to draw seven. I wish it would at

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<v Speaker 1>least I think. I think creature types that like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking elf ball is like that. What do you how

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<v Speaker 1>do you win? I'm just gonna cast every elf in

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<v Speaker 1>my deck? Well, what does everyone do makes me mana

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<v Speaker 1>and makes more elves or makes my elves bigger? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think goblins are like that, which is funny because

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<v Speaker 1>murphoken zombies like the other two kind of classic tribes.

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<v Speaker 1>Soldiers maybe soldiers is kind of like that, but but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think Murpholken zombies are like zombies don't really

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<v Speaker 1>care what you're doing because they're just gonna do what

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<v Speaker 1>they do because they can come back. And Murpho only

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<v Speaker 1>care what you do, so they can stop it to

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<v Speaker 1>do their own thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And they kind of suck. We can say that. Still,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think I think they do.

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<v Speaker 1>The classic tribes? Okay, let's rank them. This is cool. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you think Murpho probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Five of the five that we've talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but you think goblins are number one?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I think elves number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Elves okay, elves one.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they can they proliferate themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have one.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have an opening hand with two man of

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<v Speaker 2>elves and one forest and never draw another.

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<v Speaker 1>Forest, yes, and be ahead for the whole game. And okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is funny. I could describe my goblin deck by

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<v Speaker 1>saying it's like an elf ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Deck exactly, and that's why Elf is one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Elf one.

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<v Speaker 2>I would probably say zombies two, zombie two. I say

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<v Speaker 2>zombiees two because they have like the most recursion, they

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<v Speaker 2>have the most variety of things you can play, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're the easiest to fit into a combination.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'm biased, I'm biasing myself and saying

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be mono colored, like these are the

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<v Speaker 1>four colors or the five colors.

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<v Speaker 2>and so difficult to deal with in most cases, I

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<v Speaker 2>would still I would still ranked them above goblins. You

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<v Speaker 2>take them, I think then goblins number three, and then

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<v Speaker 2>soldiers are number four, four, and focus at number eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, i would put soldiers at like number fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'd put because they're humans, humans, most of those soldiers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and you get like a battle cry or like

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<v Speaker 1>a double ah. No, I guess you gotta go out

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<v Speaker 1>of mono white if you want like double combat triggers. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm thinking of what's the one that Smitty plays,

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's Mardo colors. He gets double combat triggers,

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<v Speaker 1>and he plays the other guy that also does that, right, No,

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<v Speaker 2>They're like identical, but they.

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<v Speaker 1>Do a different thing.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had this conversation they do they do do it,

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<v Speaker 2>They helmet different, They tell the same deck, but do

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you put goblins number three.

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<v Speaker 2>I do well. I'm trying to be objective. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're just servicing me because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I play model black zombies.

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<v Speaker 2>And above Murpholk. I would put cats, crabs, beasts, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>beasts good, maybe dragons, probably dinosaur mono.

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<v Speaker 1>Still because a lot of these tribes you can't play

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, in mono color, Yeah, you know, on an.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh what else would probably? I mean probably scarecrows too.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably you're just being facetious.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm I mean that. I mean that I would

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<v Speaker 2>rather play Scarecrows than I would rather see somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what we're being objective about. Those not which

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<v Speaker 1>one would rather play, which one is objectively the most powerful?

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<v Speaker 1>Like which one's gonna win a tournament if everybody got

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<v Speaker 2>Elves else, Yes, yeah, you're probably right.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you get to add black in there, though, then.

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<v Speaker 2>Also elves, that's a good deck bill elves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you only get to play one color, only

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<v Speaker 1>one color colors. That would be very bad.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be a very bad deck.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you even make a deck? Are there legendary slivers

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<v Speaker 1>that aren't five colors? Oh yeah, I can't play it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, can't can't play that one.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd have to play some non sliver as your commander,

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<v Speaker 1>so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe it. Or I've tried that with two color decks.

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<v Speaker 2>I've tried doing like two colors slivers just to kind

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<v Speaker 2>of see, and the only one that I could kind

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<v Speaker 2>of make work was green and white slivers, because then

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<v Speaker 2>that's we're all like, you're kind of power pumpers and

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<v Speaker 2>you get double striking tramp and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, just like random stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you actually sit down and look at it

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<v Speaker 2>and what does it do? It was any other green

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<v Speaker 2>and white token strategy, but a little worse because you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have anything that kind of just generally affected all

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<v Speaker 2>of your creatures and your tokens and stuff, and you

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<v Speaker 2>still had to play all the bullshit changelings and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, going back to your earlier point about not having

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<v Speaker 1>to dilute what you're doing and just do it. Slivers

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<v Speaker 1>are I think the creature type that does that. If

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have access to five colors worth like two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred different slivers, I don't have access to maybe enough,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got to put things in that service, the

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<v Speaker 1>things that I do have but don't build like a

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<v Speaker 1>bigger base and taller pyramid like slivers do. Exactly. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what that's that's gonna come up on tomorrow's deck tech. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>where where I searched up on scryfall a combination of

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<v Speaker 1>both of the two creature types that we're looking at

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<v Speaker 1>in the color combination that we're looking at, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirty four hundred and thirty nine one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and thirty something. Sure is that enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You think so? Yes? And I know that like generally

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<v Speaker 1>not with this creature type, but generally is that enough?

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<v Speaker 2>Generally? I would say yes. I think if you have

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<v Speaker 2>over one hundred different options, the odds of you being

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<v Speaker 2>able to find thirty or forty, I'm gonna say good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say serviceable ones ones.

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<v Speaker 1>It work in the deck. Yeah, they don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>be good if if the summation of them is greater

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<v Speaker 1>than the parts.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a situation where you're gonna end up with

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of them that you're just gonna kind of

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<v Speaker 2>take out because it's like, well, I'm only playing this

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<v Speaker 2>one because it's a four four for three. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>do anything else, But I'll get rid of it because

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<v Speaker 2>it's the creature time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like when dinosaurs first came out, and it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the one that's all flavor text, but it's a

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<v Speaker 1>five to six for six. Yeah, at uncommon because it's

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<v Speaker 1>all that we have and I needed like a nineteenth dinosaur. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what many dinosaurs are there? Now? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck? Too many? Too many? Is that a BBO? I

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<v Speaker 2>just had.

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<v Speaker 1>T talk a little to walk us through the BBO

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<v Speaker 1>that's coming out on well last week, which one?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>The Is this the spook Haven one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, the it's not gloom Haven, Dusk Worn Dusk Warn.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went out and I decided to make a

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't have a whole box to open because I only

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<v Speaker 2>had the Collector Box, then the Nightmare Bundle yep. So

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<v Speaker 2>I decided I would try and fill time by making

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<v Speaker 2>a little movie of myself. It was really hard because

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<v Speaker 2>like in the daytime instead of in the night time,

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<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't go outside, and it was the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But we got it done and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Very happy with thro. There is a pajama scene's pajama scene.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an arcade scene. There's a I zoomed in when

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<v Speaker 1>you spit out your toothpaste. If any of those kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of things intrigue you, oh and.

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<v Speaker 2>Murder, if you're wondering what all of those things involving

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<v Speaker 2>a box opening. If that intrigues you, you should go back

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<v Speaker 2>and check it out. I think you'll get a kick

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<v Speaker 2>out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Producer Gary's is just salivating. He's at the He loves

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<v Speaker 1>BBO is his favorite thing on the CEO YTC.

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<v Speaker 2>If you will that makes me happy, the BBO on

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<v Speaker 2>the CCOYTC. I gotta say it real fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, one hundred and ninety three dinosaurs across five colors.

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<v Speaker 2>That is absolutely enough.

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<v Speaker 1>That is absolutely enough, particularly because there are they're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pardon the pun, top of the food chain in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of like whatever set they come out in. Yes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so they are the big flashy thing, and you never

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad going outside of dinosaurs to like service them, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to put in ten elves to make mana

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<v Speaker 1>so I can run my dinosaur deck, like, nobody feels

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<v Speaker 1>bad about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's lots of those elves that are wearing like

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<v Speaker 2>dinosaur feathers in their head pieces and stuff that.

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<v Speaker 1>Add dinosaur colored mana.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the art theme is already there for lots of

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<v Speaker 2>them and stuff because we had exelon where all the

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<v Speaker 2>people are from dinosaur.

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<v Speaker 1>Ville or dinosaur Land. Yeah, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>They're a I would say, almost over represented creature type.

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<v Speaker 2>We want more scarecrows.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, oo, give me a scarecrow, give me give me

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<v Speaker 1>the creature type from tomorrow's deck. I'm not gonna spoil

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<v Speaker 1>it or nothing. But and we can't send you prizes

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<v Speaker 1>because all of the postal service is still on strike.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna tell this story on the show tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>but we'll give you a quick tea quick quick rundown.

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<v Speaker 2>So fujigamey online e dot comy business daddy. I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>You and drop them into the vacuum that is the

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian postal service on Fusion's behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really her name. I thought that was a dirty nickname.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's your real name.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I be your date for that?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be your date for the Christmas party tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be Can I be your date?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>Little Brooklyn's got to be invited. He's a part time guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not invited. That's all I heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there's only not only the part only the full

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, well okay, I know sure. Oh it's not

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who Aaron mcnuttstack and you go with

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<v Speaker 2>the lady McNutt oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>We love her. Yeah, I heard her on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>the other day. Hey, we got to go before we

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<v Speaker 1>Oh me, okay, four sixty nine nice? Nice? Uh. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a deck Patreon submission. Yeah, and it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a good one. A potentially underserved creature type. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>two of them that I've combined to make it maybe

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<v Speaker 1>not underserved. We got to talk about whether this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like both of these underserved.

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<v Speaker 1>They both are, but are did they make this commander

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<v Speaker 1>to say, oh yeah, being like making something different for

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<v Speaker 1>let's make it one card and just say fucking not

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<v Speaker 1>what they do? Is that what they did?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's because one of them has the other one invol.

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<v Speaker 1>Inside of itself. Don't google that. No, they're not inside though,

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<v Speaker 1>well yeah, but like where they're you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>where they're anchored. It's kind of like being inside. Everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna know what we're talking about tomorrow. For sixty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>he's Brando I'm Ryan hit our theme song by Bra
