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<v Speaker 1>Tape deck Media.

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<v Speaker 2>See the.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back class once again. It's your teacher, mister Joseph

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<v Speaker 1>bet Castro joining me as always are my tas mister

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Frescus and mister Christopher Chapman, and we have a

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<v Speaker 1>special guest again today, mister David Callins. So we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to turn it over to mister Chapman to continue the

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<v Speaker 1>summary of Kindergarten Cop. But before we do that, I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to say, remember what Dutch said, get to

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<v Speaker 1>the Choppa, all right, take it away, mister Chapman.

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<v Speaker 3>We see Crisp and his mother arrive in downtown Astoria,

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<v Speaker 3>where Crisp goes to a toy store to try and

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<v Speaker 3>buy the last slot car play set, but gets turned down.

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<v Speaker 2>Flashing his money right now. To me, this scene was

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<v Speaker 2>unnecessary because, first of all, you know exactly what's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>happen next, and we are always a creek.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah we already.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need like this, We don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this doesn't. I guess they're trying to show that

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<v Speaker 3>he's like excited about being a dad, but we get

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<v Speaker 3>plenty of that later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just you're you're beating a dead pinata at

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<v Speaker 2>this point for somethingthing. I don't know, he's if I've

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<v Speaker 2>been getting the wrong message.

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<v Speaker 3>He has a ponytail.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not like it's Checkhof's uh fucking rc car

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<v Speaker 1>thing like it doesn't like check offs whatever the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>they are. Like, he doesn't get hit with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the best reference. Oh my god, he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Get hit with it. Later, Like maybe if he was

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<v Speaker 1>buying him a baseball bat, then that's true, that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been like a good playoff thing. But that's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little ratement for you, always subverting expectations.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's known for he's calling card, as it were.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God.

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<v Speaker 3>Back of the Fair, O'Hara tells Arnold about Cindy's death

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<v Speaker 3>and the captain's orders. So they just come right out

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<v Speaker 3>and confront Joyce with the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we've been watching from across the bar, and we

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like a vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>Watching you and your son from across. So she tells

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<v Speaker 3>them that the three million dollars never existed and runs

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<v Speaker 3>home with Dominic, who is a likely story, who is

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<v Speaker 3>the only thing that chrisp really wants.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was gonna say it's weird that she runs

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<v Speaker 4>from the cops, but like, I don't know, the cops

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<v Speaker 4>have proven themselves not to be Uh you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not see her a cab tattoo just for

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<v Speaker 2>a second one of the saints on her shoulder.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. So we go back to the toy store now

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<v Speaker 3>where Crisp beats the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship to pay off that scene that we don't need.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly that was two seconds ago, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like why they even split that and have like

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<v Speaker 2>we we know what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, exactly. They could have just followed him outside. So

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<v Speaker 3>he beats the shit out of the dead who got

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<v Speaker 3>the slot cars and steals the placet for dominic before

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<v Speaker 3>meeting his mother in the pharmacy and giving us a

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<v Speaker 3>small glimpse into his very fucked up childhood.

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<v Speaker 4>And you say fucked up child that I say, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, Old Lady Crisp kind of makes a good

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<v Speaker 4>argument for pumping that kid with drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he's never been.

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<v Speaker 4>Sick, he didn't get sick. Kind of That's why I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>you guys are like this relationships cripy, and like, what

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<v Speaker 4>are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a ponytail.

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<v Speaker 3>Something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually just another Stephen King reference. So, first off,

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<v Speaker 1>we had the kid who plays Gage in a pet cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in this movie. He's one of Arnold's kids. Then

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<v Speaker 1>we had what, no, it's not little, it's it's the

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<v Speaker 1>littlest one and he's the one, yeah boys have a vagina.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the one who cut Ronold's ten and with a scalp.

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<v Speaker 1>We also got the sad clown you know, obviously it

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<v Speaker 1>and then basically Crisp was sad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's only sad when he doesn't get.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I mean have you read the book that happened?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>And speaking of that, uh Eddie, you know, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the ones in the Loser's Club, his mom is basically

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<v Speaker 1>Crisp Crisp's mom, you know, without like the evil doing,

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<v Speaker 1>but the overbearing pumpin and full address.

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<v Speaker 2>Really nailed the names. You don't like that name Crisp,

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<v Speaker 2>Like nothing about that guy? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and it's also the typical like two syllables sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>last name first of like nineties movies like castor Troy

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<v Speaker 1>or yeah. So I always felt I should chase my

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<v Speaker 1>name to Castro Beck because that was just a perfect

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<v Speaker 1>fucking like nineties bad guy movie. Actually, yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold now shows up to Joyce's place to find the

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<v Speaker 3>place torn apart and Joyce frantically searching for Dominic. Arnold

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<v Speaker 3>realizes that Dominant is on the tower after hearing that

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<v Speaker 3>he was talking about laser So.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is the part where I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>can believe that the kid really thinks he knows how

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<v Speaker 2>lasers work. Sure, but to climb up a tower with

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<v Speaker 2>rolls of tinfoil? Like, how bad is this education system?

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<v Speaker 2>They have failed this kid on every level, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>And his mom's a teacher. Yeah, I think about that, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, it's a luminum foil. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see. Oh, so the kid is halfway up the

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<v Speaker 3>tower when a bird scares him and he falls a

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<v Speaker 3>few feet before his backpack catches on something, leaving him

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<v Speaker 3>hanging up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Arnold climbs up and rescues him, which which they should

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<v Speaker 2>have left in the air. Chris is not going to

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<v Speaker 2>be crisp standing underneath the tower his hands. I just like, looked,

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<v Speaker 2>where is he.

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<v Speaker 3>Just refusing to look up?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it?

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear him, but I don't see him. So

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold climbs up and rescues him, and then we cut

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<v Speaker 3>back to the house with Dominic fast asleep. Arnold convinces

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<v Speaker 3>Joyce to let him help her by letting her know

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<v Speaker 3>that he's a shitty dad and then making.

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<v Speaker 2>Out with her. Yeah, that's such an eighties movie. A

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<v Speaker 2>woman is mad at you, how do you get her

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<v Speaker 2>to turn around? You kiss her? Yeah, that's that's the move.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not really, it's just it's a lot of passion

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<v Speaker 3>built up and.

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<v Speaker 4>Mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>That was weird. I'm sorry that.

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<v Speaker 3>So the next day at school, O'Hara joins Arnold in

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<v Speaker 3>class and they teach the whole class about stranger danger.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I was waiting for that. They didn't say stranger

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<v Speaker 2>danger exists yet.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like nineteen ninety yeah it might not.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear that until I was an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hopefully not to your face. Yeah no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>parents nature.

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<v Speaker 3>Some kid just started screaming.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'm like, oh no, that did almost happen to

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<v Speaker 1>be Once. I was at the playground here in San

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<v Speaker 1>Francisco with my friend and his kid, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>playing around, and like some kid wanted to get on

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<v Speaker 1>the swing and he's like, I want on there. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right like just picked him up and put him on there,

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<v Speaker 1>and his mom comes like running over like ah, I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably a really dumb idea. Sorry, you just want

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<v Speaker 1>it on the swing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not banned from that part. I'm there.

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<v Speaker 3>So meanwhile, in the principal's office, Crisp pretends to be

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<v Speaker 3>a parent checking out the school for his child and

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<v Speaker 3>gets a little tool.

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<v Speaker 2>And the principal she's like, well he got a point

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<v Speaker 2>yell that checks out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, surely on the level. Uh. When he arrives at

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<v Speaker 3>the kindergarten class, he sees Dominic and is really excited

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<v Speaker 3>for a second, but then he has to quickly hide

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<v Speaker 3>when he sees Arnold.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering at that point would he even recognize

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<v Speaker 2>his child because he hasn't seen one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was, I thought about that.

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<v Speaker 4>But the only reason that he which I think he

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<v Speaker 4>the only reason he recognized him is because like or

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<v Speaker 4>thought he recognized him was because the kid's name was

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<v Speaker 4>Dominic and that she wanted to name him Dominic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's true, he found out.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, so he would have any any kid named Dominick.

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<v Speaker 2>He would have kidnaped that. Okay, they could have had

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<v Speaker 2>two Dominison class now turns into like a switch Roog

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<v Speaker 2>kind of funny movie, his second.

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<v Speaker 1>Parent trap or some ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh reverse parent trap.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, so uh it's like that gets a lot

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<v Speaker 3>darker when you reverse. So he goes back out of

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<v Speaker 3>the school to get a gun from his mother and

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<v Speaker 3>then starts a fire in the library, presumably because he

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<v Speaker 3>hates books. The fire alarm goes off, immediately, raising the

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<v Speaker 3>suspicions of Arnold and O'Hara, but since they go outside

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<v Speaker 3>and it's a real fire, they all head outside and.

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<v Speaker 2>Which should be more suspicious?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and Dominic grabs Arnold's ferret. In the chaos, Arnold

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<v Speaker 3>loses Dominic and he gets picked up by Crisp. But luckily,

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold's class has been successfully turned into a bunch of narcs,

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<v Speaker 3>so they all call out Crisp and Arnold.

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<v Speaker 2>I was such a children the Corn moment where they'll

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<v Speaker 2>just like turn up. I'm like that.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I didn't even need to make that Stephen King

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<v Speaker 1>reference earlier. I have to make one per episode. It's

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<v Speaker 1>by legal allegation, but you did the work for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, so oh yeah, So Arnold is pursuing Crisp. Joyce

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<v Speaker 3>realizes that Dominic isn't with the rest of the class

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<v Speaker 3>and then runs back into the building despite O'Hara's protests.

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<v Speaker 3>As Arnold searches for Dominic, Crisp gets into an empty

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<v Speaker 3>room and tries to explain that he's Dominic's real father,

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<v Speaker 3>but Dominic doesn't believe him and starts yelling again, so

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<v Speaker 3>Chris covers his mouth and runs.

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<v Speaker 2>The best part of that is where he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a fireman and the kid's like, where's your hat? And

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<v Speaker 2>he gets so proud He's like, where's my hat? You

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<v Speaker 2>can't fool this kid. This this kid is, This kid

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<v Speaker 2>is so he knows I'm not a fireman. How does

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<v Speaker 2>he know? He's a fucking genius. That's how.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how he tricked my dog. When she like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>throw a street on the ground and she finds, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what a fucking smart girl, and fo my boy.

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<v Speaker 2>So that actually pays off in the very next scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh when I don't know if it's the next scene,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll I'll call it when it happens. Go ahead, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold finds Jason Rightman making out with a girl, but

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<v Speaker 3>no dumb O'Hara tries to get back in the building,

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<v Speaker 3>but the goddamn fireman won't let her.

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<v Speaker 2>There a lot of teacher back in, but not a copy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you got to stay out here.

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<v Speaker 3>She tries to go around back, but is spotted by

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<v Speaker 2>No, I love that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hair line fracture in her leg.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, Oh hair I go again? Running people over. Chriss,

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<v Speaker 3>No, I got nothing. I'm terrible. Uh So inside Chris

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here here's the part we're just going back to.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so stupid, he actually says, how the hell do

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<v Speaker 3>There are probably signs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not amaze, it's not a department store. It's not as.

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<v Speaker 1>And where does he run?

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<v Speaker 2>And then okay, yeah, go ah, no exactly where does

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<v Speaker 2>he run into a locker room which no elementary school has. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a full locker room with showers. Why this

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<v Speaker 2>is elementary school that's never existed. Yeah, use that Goony's

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<v Speaker 2>frivolous things like a locker room at elementary school. That's

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<v Speaker 2>just what the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh say? So they're arguing in the locker room. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>Crisp hits Joyce, and this gives Dominic a chance to

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<v Speaker 2>Good call.

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<v Speaker 3>As Crisp searches, Arnold stealthily enters the locker room and

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<v Speaker 2>fairrest name is dais e manacause that fair it existed

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<v Speaker 2>for no other reason than to bite this guy. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>it had no purpose in his Chekhov's fer it man exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>and like what kind of farre is gonna sit like?

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<v Speaker 2>It's sat in his coat through the whole plane ride.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly, It's sat in his kid's shirt through a whole

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<v Speaker 3>sag fire that was so comfortable to be stuffed into

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<v Speaker 3>this child's shirt. Ye, smoky hallway, Yeah, sprinkler's on and

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<v Speaker 3>he's running down.

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<v Speaker 2>The hall until he gets danger.

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<v Speaker 3>No, until it sensed evil.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't like ponytails, Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to agree with you all this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee you my dog would do this exact same thing,

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<v Speaker 1>because she fucking she loves me. She cuddles with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Take her question.

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<v Speaker 1>I get around my wife, she fucking she'll lunge at me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's out front teeth, but she's bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Is your dog inside your shirt right now?

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<v Speaker 1>She's with my wife because it's like shot. She'd fit

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<v Speaker 1>in there, I wish. But if my wife, if she's

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<v Speaker 1>like what the fuck? So I guarantee you my dog

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<v Speaker 1>would do this, but not not for me. She would

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<v Speaker 1>bite me if if.

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<v Speaker 3>You were holding Laura off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah something she should.

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<v Speaker 3>If your marriage went really wrong. God knows whoicide it's on.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh So, So the ferret bites Crisp in the neck,

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<v Speaker 3>he shoots Arnold in the leg, and that allows Arnold

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<v Speaker 3>to grab his gun and shoot Crisp multiple times.

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<v Speaker 2>So a lesson learned Arnold.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>That farret does bite Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Chris didn't die from the gunshot, he from rabies.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what you had?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah. So Joyce goes to find dominic as Arnold

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<v Speaker 3>gets up, when all of a sudden, Crisp's mother enters

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<v Speaker 3>the locker room. She shoots Arnold in the arm and

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<v Speaker 3>he kind of runs away.

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<v Speaker 4>While yelling no more wire hangers ever, like sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>He ran away, like killing me, I'm here, I'm here,

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say his Crisp's mom is like she

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<v Speaker 2>he's got to be like secretly disappointed to her because

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<v Speaker 2>she's running everything. Oh yeah, she's walking the street level

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<v Speaker 2>drug dealer. She's getting the witness killed, she's fucking shooting

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<v Speaker 2>the cop.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why she wants her grandson so bad. She's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna skip right over my son and hopefully the

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<v Speaker 3>next generation is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's kind of like your mom takes care

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<v Speaker 1>of all the ship for you. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to work. Your mom's like, I'll get on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with him right now. Hey, Joe's not fucking showing

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<v Speaker 1>up today, all right, Like all right, this is to

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<v Speaker 1>see like we got it.

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<v Speaker 4>Once Onceris Crisp grew up that ponytail.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, she's I failed, I failed to start over.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to find your son.

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<v Speaker 3>So Chrisp's mother is walking around the locker room. She

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<v Speaker 3>finds her dead son.

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<v Speaker 2>In locker room and in elementary school. I just need

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<v Speaker 2>to drive that point home a little heart.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, no, maybe it's a spoke. I was thinking the

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<v Speaker 3>locker room seemed kind of steamy, like people were just

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I did, didn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like that porn thing you guys are talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys are sick. So she finds Arnold in a corner.

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<v Speaker 3>She's about to shoot him when all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>O'Hara shows up with a baseball bat and Louisville slugs her.

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<v Speaker 2>See that could have been the bat that Joe was

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<v Speaker 2>saying he should have bought a bat at the Toy

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<v Speaker 2>Star exactly. That would have been Checkov's at or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck am I calling. Now Good wins Evil is defeated, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but Arnold's.

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<v Speaker 3>Dying exactly so outside Arnold's class watches as he's loaded

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<v Speaker 3>into the ambulance, and like, there's not much emotion in

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<v Speaker 3>this movie, but for some reason, it fucking got to

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<v Speaker 3>me when they focus on Zach silently watching Arnold get

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, okay, but also I know Organ has

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<v Speaker 2>softened him up a little bit. But remember what a

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<v Speaker 2>tough guy he was. He got shot in the leg.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, amb the arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Extremities, look the John kimball. I know I would have

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<v Speaker 2>walked it off. And that's that calling a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he got soft John Kimple. I know that it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even been able to penetrate his muscles, which is.

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<v Speaker 3>In the hospital. So we cut to the hospital now

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<v Speaker 3>where we see Arnold recovering although he's clearly still got

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<v Speaker 3>some head trauma because he's refusing to eat the jello.

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<v Speaker 2>Right that a nurse's spoon feeding him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, yeah, that's one of like three notes I got.

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<v Speaker 1>He got shot in like one arm, his other arm

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<v Speaker 1>works like white? Why does he like?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that's true?

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<v Speaker 1>Why isn't he fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>A really good ppo?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So O'Hara comes in to cheat on her fiance.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess which that just thought that was? It's so

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<v Speaker 3>fucking weird because they kiss on the lips and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like that on the cheek, the forehead, like nope,

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<v Speaker 2>going for the lips.

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold acknowledges that they are partners now before her fiance

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<v Speaker 3>comes in and they invite him to the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>With what's for clumsy? Yes, pulled the cord and fucked

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<v Speaker 2>up his legs.

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<v Speaker 3>Does that happen? Do they put your leg in like

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<v Speaker 3>a complicated police system? Would you need to have your

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<v Speaker 3>leg elevated? I've only if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Got shot at sure? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't know how he's a chef. He's that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking clumsy.

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<v Speaker 2>That he's got a rat it to him. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>just for chef stuff. It doesn't help much.

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<v Speaker 3>I was about to say, why does he write it

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<v Speaker 3>to himself?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, well, he doesn't have a lot of hair up there,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's kind of hard to control what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>So O'Hara asks where they should send the invitation. Sometime later,

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<v Speaker 3>we are back at the school, where Arnold gets to

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<v Speaker 3>visit his class, who are all thrilled to see him back.

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<v Speaker 3>Joyce hears the commotion from her class and abandons them

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<v Speaker 3>to slice her off a piece of Kimball pie, and

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<v Speaker 3>we freeze from him on a display of public affection

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<v Speaker 3>that would probably get you suspended where I went.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But also we finally get the closure've been wanting

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<v Speaker 2>that John Kimball will never ever see his estrange son again.

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<v Speaker 2>He is traded several times, and that was just nope, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what's son? Sorry, I got a new woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Now he's a new son too, exactly for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fact that he's such an emotional time stump for him

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<v Speaker 2>and now was just like no by stepfather.

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<v Speaker 3>And we get one last gem from Lowell. As they kiss,

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, oh, they're gonna do it. Good call.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Lowell would have been more like, that's how

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<v Speaker 2>you get aids would have been a little more characteristic

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<v Speaker 2>of them.

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<v Speaker 3>We wear the clap.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not for the clap foles.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm stealing lady in time I see anybody kissing.

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<v Speaker 3>You, wear the clap. All right, that's our movie. We

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<v Speaker 3>go to the credits from here, which means that it's

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<v Speaker 3>time for America's favorite segment. Joe Namath.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we are going to do something extremely fun.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to play a wonderful game called who is

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<v Speaker 3>My Daddy?

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<v Speaker 2>And what does she do? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Take it away, Joe. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So, not a lot of good ones in here, and

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<v Speaker 1>Chris already kind of fucked up one of them. So

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<v Speaker 1>I really only got two, not a lot of Richards

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<v Speaker 1>in this movie, so it's kind of hard to you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh damn, the well is dry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So Kissing Boy is Jason Raightman, as you mentioned,

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<v Speaker 1>which damn, what a fucking Your dad's like a director,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, yeah, I want to be in the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking movie. Let me make out with this girl closet Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh nope, I love the take dad, whoops this soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Now the Dad's like, I don't believe you do it again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's ruining his son's love life forever?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I cup her breast? Or what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>That's my motivation.

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<v Speaker 1>And the only other one I got is a best boy,

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<v Speaker 1>which is Benny McNulty, which is of course the brother

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<v Speaker 1>of former Baltimore City Police officer Jimmy McNulty. So damn, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>got my wire, got my wire reference int me Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>King reference in. I'm getting his Simpsons reference later and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm good.

428
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<v Speaker 3>Then I am clocking out.

429
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<v Speaker 2>One one note on the movie. Yeah. Originally, well originally,

430
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<v Speaker 2>but they they had tried to get Bill Murray and

431
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<v Speaker 2>then Patrick Swayze to play the leads. Patrick, and I

432
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<v Speaker 2>could not imagine Bill Murray, Yeah running this movie. Yeah,

433
00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:39.359
<v Speaker 2>because he's such a dry humor like, oh yeah, Patrick Swayze.

434
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<v Speaker 4>Maybe dancing a lot, that would I know, it's only

435
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<v Speaker 4>one movie, but still kicking, kicking the kids.

436
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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, dances it Zach's dad, yeah, dad throat.

437
00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would do great.

438
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<v Speaker 4>How about we do some total free call because that's

439
00:23:03.119 --> 00:23:06.079
<v Speaker 4>what it's segments. Hey, let's get into it. Let's do

440
00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:08.119
<v Speaker 4>it yet about total anyway, I'll do it later.

441
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<v Speaker 1>What do you want, mister Quaid? The same as you

442
00:23:13.759 --> 00:23:21.160
<v Speaker 1>do remember, open your mind, open your mind.

443
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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So basically all it is, by the way, yeah, yeah,

444
00:23:27.160 --> 00:23:30.920
<v Speaker 4>for sure. Basically all it is is uh.

445
00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:34.359
<v Speaker 3>Seven trivia questions. I think since there's three of you

446
00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:36.880
<v Speaker 3>at seven, yes, well this is three seven questions.

447
00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:41.480
<v Speaker 4>First of three wins, uh, and you buzz in by

448
00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:45.759
<v Speaker 4>just saying your name and then that's it, right, I think.

449
00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:47.240
<v Speaker 4>I don't know he was ever written down.

450
00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:49.599
<v Speaker 2>But we do cutthroat, you guys. You guys play cutthroat

451
00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:49.920
<v Speaker 2>right now.

452
00:23:50.319 --> 00:23:51.079
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that is.

453
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I would say Joe's name and then he's on

454
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<v Speaker 2>the spot to answer it, and if he doesn't answer it,

455
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<v Speaker 2>he's out.

456
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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's out. We don't do that.

457
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<v Speaker 4>That is a good idea, except that is Joe always

458
00:24:01.559 --> 00:24:06.960
<v Speaker 4>wins just because Yeah.

459
00:24:05.480 --> 00:24:08.880
<v Speaker 3>So maybe call it Aaron's name instead. All right, so

460
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<v Speaker 3>I got seven questions?

461
00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and when you buzz in he stops reading.

462
00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:15.519
<v Speaker 3>So yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So you might want

463
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<v Speaker 3>to wait till you are sure you know what my

464
00:24:17.400 --> 00:24:21.640
<v Speaker 3>question is. So question number one during who is your

465
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<v Speaker 3>daddy and what does he do? There are two actual

466
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<v Speaker 3>job titles named what are they? Joe Joe?

467
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<v Speaker 5>Uh gynecologist and a electrician incorrect, anybody else count I guess.

468
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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember gynecologists, aaron and gynecologist, and I know

469
00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:46.960
<v Speaker 4>one of them describes the bank like it sounds like

470
00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:49.759
<v Speaker 4>somebody that works for a bank, but they shouldn't.

471
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<v Speaker 3>Say what they actually say the name of another job

472
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<v Speaker 3>that's not the banker.

473
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<v Speaker 4>Well, then that's not my guess. Gynecologists and a construction worker.

474
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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

475
00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:06.599
<v Speaker 2>People.

476
00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, coologists is a very famous remember the famous.

477
00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Guy of collegists Native American?

478
00:25:13.640 --> 00:25:18.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, he was a kind of cologist Joe uh

479
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<v Speaker 3>uh No, it was gynecologists and psychologists who oh right, okay, yeah,

480
00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:27.720
<v Speaker 3>one of them says.

481
00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:28.319
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say that, but I didn't think

482
00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:29.319
<v Speaker 2>she said the name all right?

483
00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:32.400
<v Speaker 3>That her dad helps people who have lost their feelings,

484
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<v Speaker 3>I think is the way.

485
00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:37.319
<v Speaker 1>She's described what psychology degree I have to use.

486
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<v Speaker 3>I Question number two, what is O'Hara's favorite dish, Joe

487
00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:45.960
<v Speaker 3>Joe uh.

488
00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Pasta or spaghetti aglio olio basically olive oil pasta.

489
00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:55.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pasta what she calls it? Oh, I thought his.

490
00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:57.279
<v Speaker 4>I thought it's like that was her nickname for him,

491
00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:01.599
<v Speaker 4>a olio like and it's spaghetti that or passive that

492
00:26:01.680 --> 00:26:03.240
<v Speaker 4>he made for her m.

493
00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:05.799
<v Speaker 1>Olive oil.

494
00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:10.720
<v Speaker 3>Question number three, What book did Arnold read to his

495
00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:11.960
<v Speaker 3>son and his class?

496
00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Fucking he?

497
00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:15.680
<v Speaker 4>It was like, I don't need to know that I

498
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:19.279
<v Speaker 4>know the author Joe the lorax.

499
00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:26.839
<v Speaker 2>U Dave gynecologists and psychologists.

500
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:31.359
<v Speaker 4>That's correct, noologists today.

501
00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Quarterly, Aaron.

502
00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:36.079
<v Speaker 4>I know that the author is A Milney, but I

503
00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:36.960
<v Speaker 4>don't know what the book is.

504
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:38.839
<v Speaker 3>What is it that's the Is that the Winnie the

505
00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Pooh guy?

506
00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:41.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm pretty sure, and I know that that's an author,

507
00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:42.920
<v Speaker 4>but I don't remember the book.

508
00:26:44.119 --> 00:26:46.559
<v Speaker 3>I know the book was called when we were very young.

509
00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:48.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it's like that.

510
00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:50.640
<v Speaker 3>That's right. I was gonna make a killer's joke and

511
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<v Speaker 3>I forgot to.

512
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:54.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Isn't that the name of a music festival?

513
00:26:54.319 --> 00:26:58.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, it's a it's a it's the killer song,

514
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:00.559
<v Speaker 4>but for like the kids, the team kids by or whatever.

515
00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:04.880
<v Speaker 4>When we were very young. It's not a song killer

516
00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:08.920
<v Speaker 4>song when we were young, when I was young, when

517
00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:10.920
<v Speaker 4>you were young, I think when we were young.

518
00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:13.960
<v Speaker 3>We were young, but the festival is when we were young.

519
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, anyway, God.

520
00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:20.680
<v Speaker 3>My question suck tonight. Let's see question number four. What

521
00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:24.920
<v Speaker 3>is the name of Arnold's son and how old is he? Aaron?

522
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Aaron?

523
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:30.960
<v Speaker 3>He was thirdteen.

524
00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:33.440
<v Speaker 4>And his name was Alex.

525
00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:35.680
<v Speaker 3>That is correct, all right?

526
00:27:36.680 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 4>I had written down like little stuff where I'm like, Okay.

527
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:43.519
<v Speaker 1>This could be a question anyway.

528
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:49.720
<v Speaker 3>Question number five? What airline do the detectives to Oregon?

529
00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:51.559
<v Speaker 1>That one's Joe Alaska?

530
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:55.119
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn, last one, Joe.

531
00:27:55.880 --> 00:28:00.359
<v Speaker 3>Question number six, This one sucks. What number is crisp

532
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:00.960
<v Speaker 3>in the lineup?

533
00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:03.279
<v Speaker 1>Joey Joe five?

534
00:28:04.559 --> 00:28:05.559
<v Speaker 3>That's Joe again.

535
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn, Joe takes it.

536
00:28:09.079 --> 00:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>What's the last question?

537
00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 3>What condition causes O'Hara to eat so much?

538
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:16.519
<v Speaker 1>And she's hyperglyce?

539
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:19.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, didn't say her name?

540
00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:22.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you lose My name is.

541
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:27.319
<v Speaker 3>All right?

542
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:28.119
<v Speaker 4>Anyway?

543
00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:29.599
<v Speaker 3>Joe wins again.

544
00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:35.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you tell me who is your daddy and what

545
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:41.039
<v Speaker 2>does he do? Get it? Okay, we start right here.

546
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:46.960
<v Speaker 2>You my dad doesn't do anything since the crash. You

547
00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:48.000
<v Speaker 2>guys got favorite lines?

548
00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:49.000
<v Speaker 4>Who wants to go first?

549
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:53.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'll go classic. It's not a Tuma, it's

550
00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:56.839
<v Speaker 2>best one. Wo Yeah, there's a couple of gus best

551
00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:57.400
<v Speaker 2>the best one.

552
00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:00.119
<v Speaker 3>It's amazing delivery, it stands the test of time, It's

553
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:04.079
<v Speaker 3>got everything yep. Uh, mine is not an arm of line.

554
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.799
<v Speaker 3>I really I when the first time I watched it

555
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:09.839
<v Speaker 3>and she said, if you were any stiffer, we could

556
00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:10.559
<v Speaker 3>take your surface.

557
00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:15.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was That was one of the ones I

558
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:19.880
<v Speaker 4>wrote down. I think I gotta go with I have

559
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:21.960
<v Speaker 4>a couple of things like what happened your dog? I

560
00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:24.039
<v Speaker 4>had written down, which was just made me laugh. But

561
00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:26.079
<v Speaker 4>I really like, I really like my name is John

562
00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:27.480
<v Speaker 4>Kimball and I love my car.

563
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Like that was really bizarre.

564
00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:36.960
<v Speaker 4>Or there is no bathroom is good too?

565
00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:38.240
<v Speaker 3>Anyway? Yeah, I was.

566
00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:42.119
<v Speaker 1>I have to one when he's at the party in

567
00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:47.119
<v Speaker 1>the club beginning, they're like, who are you? It's like

568
00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm the body poopa.

569
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:51.480
<v Speaker 2>But uh the.

570
00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:54.400
<v Speaker 1>No bathroom line is probably it, but it's not technically

571
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:56.480
<v Speaker 1>a line, but I canna read it anyways. You kids

572
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.559
<v Speaker 1>are soft, you lack discipline. Well I've got news for you. You

573
00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:13.240
<v Speaker 1>are mine now you.

574
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:11.079
<v Speaker 2>Damn this is cough everything.

575
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're the ones that are tough, not me. I

576
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:22.279
<v Speaker 1>could breathe, Holy, you belong to me. You're not going

577
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.200
<v Speaker 1>to have your mummies behind you anymore with the white

578
00:30:24.200 --> 00:30:31.640
<v Speaker 1>pe little tushies. Oh no, it's it's it's time now

579
00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:35.279
<v Speaker 1>to turn mush into muscles. No one complaining, No, mister Gimble,

580
00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:37.039
<v Speaker 1>I have to go to the bathroom. Nothing, there is

581
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:40.759
<v Speaker 1>no bathroom. So beautiful rendition.

582
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:44.599
<v Speaker 2>I do love the way for I will say that

583
00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:48.119
<v Speaker 2>like another line that I loved. It was not a

584
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:50.799
<v Speaker 2>funny line, but I still love when the kids said,

585
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:56.880
<v Speaker 2>my dad doesn't do anything after this, just the implication

586
00:30:56.960 --> 00:30:59.119
<v Speaker 2>of what happened that.

587
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:07.400
<v Speaker 3>Fuck uh Yeah. A lot of good ones in this movie.

588
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:11.039
<v Speaker 4>Okay, and usually we usually we'll do a kill count,

589
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:12.200
<v Speaker 4>but like, what is it?

590
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:13.519
<v Speaker 3>It's four five?

591
00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:19.359
<v Speaker 4>You got uh, Cindy Crispy Crisp made Yeah, not the

592
00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:36.559
<v Speaker 4>not the grandma because yeah, so Cindy Crisp, the Danny Danny.

593
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, the guy who he kills in the in

594
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:34.480
<v Speaker 3>the mall.

595
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:37.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I thought there was one more that account.

596
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:39.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh oh oh the pencil, the pencil.

597
00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:41.240
<v Speaker 3>That breaks.

598
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:45.599
<v Speaker 2>And also the guy, uh, the guy he stole the

599
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:47.680
<v Speaker 2>race car set from. He fell and hit his head

600
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:48.720
<v Speaker 2>on a concrete.

601
00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:52.240
<v Speaker 3>Just bled out. People just walked right by that. It

602
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:54.680
<v Speaker 3>was terrible. When the big man was killed.

603
00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:57.160
<v Speaker 4>You must have wounded it.

604
00:31:57.160 --> 00:32:00.359
<v Speaker 2>It's flood was on the leaves pread.

605
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:02.160
<v Speaker 3>We can kill.

606
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:07.799
<v Speaker 1>It, so We're gonna rate this movie on a scale

607
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:11.079
<v Speaker 1>of one to five irons pumped. Please remember that there

608
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:14.799
<v Speaker 1>is this scale of arnold movies only, so if it

609
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:16.680
<v Speaker 1>because if not, who.

610
00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:19.720
<v Speaker 2>The fuck gave raw Deal three point five? That's way

611
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:20.960
<v Speaker 2>too I see.

612
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:24.079
<v Speaker 3>It's probably guess less.

613
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:25.039
<v Speaker 2>You're out of line on that one too.

614
00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Hey, listen to Joe spiel because it's not just about

615
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:30.240
<v Speaker 3>the quality of the movie.

616
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:34.599
<v Speaker 1>This deal with it is arnoldness. So uh, if we

617
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.240
<v Speaker 1>are ready, Chris, why don't you go ahead and get

618
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:37.720
<v Speaker 1>us started.

619
00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:41.920
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm gonna put this movie at a solid

620
00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:45.720
<v Speaker 3>four point zero because even though there's not like a

621
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:49.519
<v Speaker 3>ton of action, I think he's just so perfectly cast,

622
00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.759
<v Speaker 3>Like they know exactly how to use him in all

623
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:55.960
<v Speaker 3>the right ways, the juxtaposition between him and the kids,

624
00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:01.079
<v Speaker 3>him and the principal, like the fact that he is

625
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.720
<v Speaker 3>just completely out of his element, he can't like fight

626
00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:05.839
<v Speaker 3>his way out of the most of the problems he

627
00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:08.599
<v Speaker 3>has in this movie. I think this movie just uses

628
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:13.400
<v Speaker 3>him pretty perfectly. And again, Ivan Rightman just knows how

629
00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:15.839
<v Speaker 3>to get a good comedy performance out of him. So yeah, yeah,

630
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:17.440
<v Speaker 3>this one's entertaining the whole way through.

631
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:21.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, reminding me about Phil Hartman's line you can't bench

632
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:25.920
<v Speaker 4>press your way to this one, King all the way?

633
00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:27.559
<v Speaker 1>All right, what about you, Dave?

634
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean even a three point five because it was

635
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:33.039
<v Speaker 2>it was good. He was perfectly Cassie's great. It's like

636
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:35.599
<v Speaker 2>the fish out of water, like this guy's a school teacher.

637
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:39.039
<v Speaker 2>But I feel like the movie itself got a little

638
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:41.559
<v Speaker 2>too heavy at times for me, and the kind of

639
00:33:41.559 --> 00:33:46.000
<v Speaker 2>comedy was overall, So yeah, three point five is where

640
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I would rank this one.

641
00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:48.559
<v Speaker 1>Interesting, what about you, Aaron?

642
00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:51.319
<v Speaker 4>This is one of my favorite Arnold movies, and this

643
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:55.039
<v Speaker 4>is definitely my favorite of his comedies, even though I

644
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:57.640
<v Speaker 4>think I might like, sorry, this doesn't make sense, Like

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<v Speaker 4>I think Twins might be a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Better in her comedy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but this is like a nostalgia reasons this one

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<v Speaker 4>I enjoy more probably, And the way it starts off

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<v Speaker 4>with classic Arnold Yeah, like it's like a straight like

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<v Speaker 4>action movie and then it like transitions all of a

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<v Speaker 4>sudden into just this comedy, like a like a family

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<v Speaker 4>comedy is awesome. And the lines you've got, all the

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<v Speaker 4>classical lines are pretty like I didn't realize how many

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<v Speaker 4>of the classic lines were in this, Like half.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the Arnold soundboard is from this movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he's I see, I would say I think

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<v Speaker 4>I still think he does better as far as like

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<v Speaker 4>a damn it. Now, I'm gonna drop the rating. I

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<v Speaker 4>still think he does better as far as the like,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, he's playing like a straight man in this,

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<v Speaker 4>but I love him in Twins because he's playing kind

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<v Speaker 4>of just a big do fist. I'll stick with the

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<v Speaker 4>four anyway. I'm gonna go with the four. This is

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<v Speaker 4>what happens when I want write stuff down. But it's

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<v Speaker 4>also a lot shorter, so that's okay. Anyway, how about you, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this movie is almost flawless. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a great mix, much like Nick Bain's Let's Get Let's

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<v Speaker 1>Get Silly. I believe it is a great mix of

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<v Speaker 1>action comedy. Uh, and it's it's hard to like. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even take much notes on this movie because I

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<v Speaker 1>was just enjoying it, and like, you know, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you know, with like Batman and Robin stuff, we can

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<v Speaker 1>like make five million notes because we can make our

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<v Speaker 1>own jokes and all that other stuff. This one he

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<v Speaker 1>can't really do. But all that said, see, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a tough one because it's not a four point five

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<v Speaker 1>i'd give it. I'd also give it a four.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, Like like you were saying, which i've I

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<v Speaker 4>know I've mentioned, and I was telling Chris yesterday, I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's way harder to write any sort of jokes

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<v Speaker 4>for the comedies, except unless.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like really bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Like The Villain was very easy to write jokes for it,

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<v Speaker 4>but that was not good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was also hardest shit to sit through.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I don't think I know that one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's like the one he does with You've ever

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<v Speaker 4>seen that picture of him with Kirk Douglas and Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>Like dressed as a cowboy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Well, that's it's right though you'd

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<v Speaker 2>think so.

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<v Speaker 3>It had, it had potential.

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<v Speaker 4>They just it wasn't executed very well as far as

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<v Speaker 4>like cause it was basically supposed to be like a

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<v Speaker 4>Luntunes cartoon, but they just it wasn't very well done anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>whereas like something like Maggie Man I it's just the

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<v Speaker 4>serious stuff is so much more fun to write for anyway. Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>you can give the score, which is is that right there?

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<v Speaker 2>And a couple quick questions on this real quick. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, who gave Conan a point five? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I might have to fight them?

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<v Speaker 4>That was Brendan, because Brendan I for some reason, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean I don't really like it either, but for some reason,

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<v Speaker 4>like I was like, hey, you want to do the podcast?

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, oh, sure, And I forgot to ask him

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<v Speaker 4>if he actually likes Ramald Schwartzlayer, which he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that was my mistake and whatever, you need, you need.

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<v Speaker 4>Something to balance it out.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, yeah, second thing, did you guys, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if you looked this up, but on Rotten Tomatoes,

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<v Speaker 2>this has a fifty four percent, which I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>is pretty low.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what It also has a six point two on IMDb,

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<v Speaker 1>which I feel is extreme.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's not I give a three point five.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's better than a fifty four percent. Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's not sure it's better than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, Yeah, I think it's like a kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>damn near perfect movie, but that doesn't necessarily make it

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<v Speaker 1>like the greatest movie. Else I would have given it

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<v Speaker 1>a better than four. But like, I don't, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think there's anything right.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like it also probably didn't help that as

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<v Speaker 4>far as like for maybe for the critics that it

726
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<v Speaker 4>was coming off of Twitter Recall, which was probably definitely

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<v Speaker 4>better with the action, and probably the jokes were probably

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<v Speaker 4>it's just sillier and it wasn't it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because it's a completely different movie.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to make a family conferent genre.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, yeah, I know, I just like that's the

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<v Speaker 4>only thing I can think of that maybe, and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he had already he had also made Twins before this,

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<v Speaker 2>so they know he can do comedy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and Twins was a Twins Gout was rated like

737
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<v Speaker 4>by the critics, I think, much better than this. But

738
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<v Speaker 4>I also wasn't researching movies as well back then. So anyway, anyhow,

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<v Speaker 4>that is going to leave it with a three point

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<v Speaker 4>a sorry three three point seven five, which is going

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<v Speaker 4>to put it below Predator, Running Man, Twins in Commando.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess I'm going through Peberdeacon right above six

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<v Speaker 1>Day Last stand in Eraser. So it is sitting one, two,

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<v Speaker 1>three four fifth on her anis Peditor now top five.

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<v Speaker 3>I like our top five.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, now that it knocked out the sixth Day,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say, like, I'm not ashamed of the top five anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the other movies that we covered, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think six Days better than a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>So what was the one where here was a sheriff

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<v Speaker 2>in a small town in the land.

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<v Speaker 4>Which is number which is what number seven?

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<v Speaker 1>That movie is fun?

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<v Speaker 2>That was fun.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that one and six Day again, like it's

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<v Speaker 4>just like a bad uh, a total recall.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like a dumb sci fi Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So what uh do you got to see Gunther? No

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen that yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, nope, that's on the list.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, all right, well, Dave, thank you very much for

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<v Speaker 3>being on the show today.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any plugs? Plug?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how do the people find you?

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<v Speaker 3>Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they want.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll find them on some of the socials.

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<v Speaker 1>On shark at Isle half shark, alligator, half man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly. I just came up with shark at Isle

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<v Speaker 2>back in two thousand and eight. I came with sharkadile

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<v Speaker 2>because I figured that's the oltimate predator. And seriously, for

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<v Speaker 2>for like years, if you googled shark at Isle image search,

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<v Speaker 2>it would just be pictures of me nice from me

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<v Speaker 2>from my Twitter because it's Shark at Isle. But since

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<v Speaker 2>then it's just like everyone's done Shark. All I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>even in the first page anymore. Stud first one.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, And that's going to do it for this episode.

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<v Speaker 4>But we'll be back soon with the production and promotional

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<v Speaker 4>side of Kindergarten cop where we'll check out a few

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<v Speaker 4>promo videos, but not before finding out a little behind

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<v Speaker 4>the scenes trivia, such as stuff like which actors were

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<v Speaker 4>considered for Arnold and Penelopim Miller's roles, as well as

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<v Speaker 4>why Ivan Rightman almost in direct the film. Until then, though,

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