WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:01.480 Hey, look he's it. 2 00:00:01.560 --> 00:00:02.600 Hey, Look he's it. 3 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:03.720 Hey, Look he's it. 4 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:16.239 Hey, Hey, hey hey, Welcome to the Snart tag. 5 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:19.879 You're about to get your lady's glazed by the great 6 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:27.359 Chris Ray Good, Derek Blackmat and Tom Sway. Sit back 7 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:28.719 and prepare for some action. 8 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:34.320 Sit back and prepare for some blazing britty. 9 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:45.960 Hey have a rebody. Welcome back twenty twenty five. Happy 10 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:50.280 New Year. Oh my god, you're hearing Happy New Year 11 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:52.600 a little bit too late, quite frankly, like it's there. 12 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:55.920 I think there's a cutoff with a Happy New Year 13 00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:59.119 around I would say like maybe the seventh. 14 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:01.439 The fifth, the fifth, where by Rain Druwer stops saying. 15 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.399 That the fifth to the seventh I think is like 16 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:06.159 an appropriate like that's the last time that it's appropriate, 17 00:01:06.239 --> 00:01:08.480 Like if it's January tenth, I don't think it's like 18 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:11.879 what do you like? Come on? But it's our first 19 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.680 show of the new year. We're recording remotely right now. 20 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:17.439 There's a lot going on right now. There's like wildfires 21 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:20.359 in California. We're kind of like wary about whether or 22 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:22.000 not there's going to be evacuations and all that. So 23 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:24.200 that's part of it. But also The main reason, ultimately 24 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:26.680 is I'm kind of in the middle of like a flu. 25 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:29.959 I'm at I'm at the tail end of a flu. 26 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:33.159 I don't exactly know if I'm contagious anymore, but I 27 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:36.480 just want to keep I want to play it safe. 28 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:40.920 But uh, try to get out of getting Uh, we're 29 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:44.120 hanging out with us. You wanted, you wanted to desperately 30 00:01:44.719 --> 00:01:47.799 avoid hanging out with us. So a flight attendant was 31 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:51.439 spitting in your mouth, right, you were like, Hey, I 32 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:55.200 don't want to do my job. Could you please spit 33 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:57.079 in my mouth because you're around a lot of people. 34 00:01:57.680 --> 00:02:00.760 Can you please cough fund me? Yeah? Can you please 35 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:03.040 cough bleed and come in my open eyes? Yeah, that 36 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:06.040 would be really great, the dude. Honestly, though, I was 37 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:08.520 on the plane, so I went home for the holidays. 38 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:11.080 I like, I try to spend New Years with my 39 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:12.719 family because that's like my family's thing. It's like they 40 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:14.120 always do like a New Year's think. They don't really 41 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:16.719 do Christmas. They do Thanksgiving kind of is really the 42 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:18.000 only thing that they do. So I try to make 43 00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:19.599 it back there for that. But I was on the 44 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:26.280 plane and dude, the woman next to me, she had 45 00:02:26.319 --> 00:02:30.759 a mask on, so thank god. But she was wretching 46 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:34.280 like she was coughing and like the entire time, and 47 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:36.919 I was like, look, I appreciate the mask that's going 48 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:42.120 to protect most people. I'm fucked, like, I'm I'm done. 49 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:45.199 Like I knew immediately the second she fucking coughed. 50 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:48.840 I don't think if people are coughing, man, I just 51 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:50.280 don't think they should be allowed on the plane. 52 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:51.520 I'm like, fuck them. 53 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:54.360 I mean they place to be coughing like that. You're 54 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:57.240 being filtered, Like it's literally like you should not They 55 00:02:57.240 --> 00:03:00.360 should give you a test, like scan your head. You know, 56 00:03:00.439 --> 00:03:01.599 there's like you can't get here. 57 00:03:02.719 --> 00:03:06.319 You know, there's like in grocery stores, right, you can't 58 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:09.280 go on there without sure, you can't go in there 59 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:12.400 without choosing ship. And so if you're coughing and being 60 00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:14.280 a piece of ship, I'm like, I'm sorry, you can't 61 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:16.120 get on the fucking plane, homie. I don't care how 62 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:18.479 much you paid for I guess we'll give you a refund, 63 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:21.159 but you're stuck. I don't care about your stupid fucking 64 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:24.240 job back at whatever state you live in. Shut up, 65 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:25.080 I don't want to get sick. 66 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:28.560 Shut up. I don't care. It's so disheartened because it 67 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:30.479 was like right next to me, you know, and and 68 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:33.639 planes aren't big, Like if you're if you're sharing a 69 00:03:33.719 --> 00:03:35.759 row with somebody, you're basically like touching them. 70 00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:38.960 It's like playing with someone that's sick. It's just by 71 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:42.680 the nature of you're in a plane with Yeah, nowhere 72 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:44.479 it's the same air. 73 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:48.479 It is, unfortunately, the same air. I knew I was 74 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.080 done in, but then I was feeling pretty okay for 75 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:53.120 the two days afterwards, and then I just got knocked 76 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:59.680 my bedroom. My bedroom night right now looks hilarious because 77 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:01.840 I've been in bed with like the flu, and so 78 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:04.960 I've just been like I've been in bed sore, like 79 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:08.840 everything hurts. I'm fine today, but like I've been, I've 80 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:11.759 just blown my nose, wrapping it, throwing it on the 81 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:13.919 like I look like it looks like a goon cave. 82 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:18.920 You're you're you're a freak. It looks so bag. You 83 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:22.279 can just have a bedroom trash can and then, dude, 84 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:28.959 I know you, Dude, I just I don't. I was 85 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:32.120 in so much pain that I just didn't care. I 86 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:35.800 care now bachelor life that you can do it. I can't. 87 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:37.439 I can't even do that if I wanted to. 88 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:43.199 My bed's not made right now, and Lily's anxiety is 89 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:47.360 penetrating me, and I feel not good. I want to 90 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:50.680 clean my room so bad right now I haven't. I 91 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:53.319 haven't made my bed. I never make my bed. 92 00:04:53.560 --> 00:04:59.199 I've never made my bed. My mom would, like you know, 93 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:02.360 it would be one of those times where she'd be 94 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:04.920 upset about how fucked up my room was, so then 95 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:07.199 I would clean up everything and then make the bed. 96 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.560 But then now the bets fucked up hours later because 97 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:10.839 I sleep in it. Who gives a fuck? 98 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:12.040 Yeah, I don't. 99 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:15.639 I don't what am I What is this a museum 100 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:18.759 or something? Are people gonna come through my bedroom and 101 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:25.759 inspect my bed? Are they gonna be looks? You're not 102 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:30.000 informing me of anything. No, Like fu, who gives a 103 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:32.480 fuck about the bed? Like to me, just make sure 104 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:36.000 your your living room is presentable because that's where people 105 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:36.879 will fucking go. 106 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:39.319 Yeah, exactly. 107 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:43.639 I don't think I can't remember who's gone into my 108 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:47.480 fucking bedroom before unless there was a purpose, you know, like, 109 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:51.120 I don't know, whatever, whatever it's, don't let my crack 110 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:54.040 horse in my bedroom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's 111 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:59.519 a horse here we are. They'll suck, they'll suck dick underwater. 112 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:03.800 I think I caught my neighbor uh with with a prostitute. 113 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:07.959 Uh because I think like, and this dude's like older 114 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:11.199 son and you know, like he's of course he's uh, 115 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:12.959 you know, he's from from the other side of the 116 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:17.720 world because where we live. And I was just like, hey, yo, 117 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:20.759 like there's this girl coming out with a with a 118 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:23.879 very short skirt kind of like leopard print, very pretty, 119 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:27.240 but way too much perfume. And then uh, and then 120 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.319 the thing, the real telltale was that she left through 121 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:33.519 the back entrance through the alley and not the front 122 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:36.399 like normal people use, like say, visitors, they don't go 123 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:38.399 through the back alley because they don't even know about that. 124 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:42.240 So like she took like the little shortcut to go west, 125 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:48.120 and I'm like, hmm, that's not normal for like, hey, 126 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:50.519 I'm coming to visit on family. You know, you you 127 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:52.519 leave for the front because you're parked on the fucking front. 128 00:06:53.120 --> 00:06:56.639 And so I was like, oh, no, did I did 129 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:59.800 I just catch some infidelity? And I don't care. You know, 130 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:01.439 that dude probably works hard and he's just like I 131 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:03.720 need I need a break from my family, you know, So. 132 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:08.519 I just thought it's yeah, it's it's you don't get involved. Yeah, 133 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:11.639 like that's like under no circum dude, that's one of 134 00:07:11.639 --> 00:07:13.800 those things too. Like I I we got to write 135 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:16.800 in about that on Sacred once where it was like 136 00:07:16.839 --> 00:07:20.079 a bartender asking if like he should step in and 137 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:23.079 do something because he saw somebody just liked bro as 138 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:26.759 a bartender. Certainly not no way, I'm a bartender. You 139 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:30.319 might have been your sacred oath to society as a 140 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:34.120 bartender is like literally like you're like the the like 141 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:36.920 the front line defence. Like granted that's a scumbag person 142 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:40.720 doing this ship, but like you you really want to 143 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:42.800 get involved. You as a bartender, you want to get involved. 144 00:07:43.120 --> 00:07:45.079 He is kind of like they are bartenders are kind 145 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:46.720 of like therapists in a way. There's a little bit 146 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:54.000 of compotentially commentuality and also just by the sure just 147 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:56.560 keep yourself out of danger, you know what I mean. 148 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:59.759 Like that might be you might you might wrap, you 149 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:03.240 might nark on the wrong person and then all of 150 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:04.920 a sudden they come back and blow your head off 151 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:06.680 with the sowd off you know, Like it's it's not 152 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:07.560 worth it. 153 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:09.839 It's not weird, especially in a bar man like, it's 154 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:11.480 just like it's it ain't worth it. 155 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:13.000 Imagine a guy cleaning up with. 156 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:15.560 His ragget side of thing. 157 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:22.759 Hey, what's going on? Looking braids all over the fucking 158 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:24.839 bottles behind and. 159 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:27.040 Some guys doesn't even get other bars, just shaking his 160 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:31.079 drinks us he's just still smiling. And it's gonna leave 161 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:34.200 me on a rush ass. So I gotta goddamn so. 162 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:39.399 Some guy's brains all over the fucking mirror. The mirror's 163 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:42.879 bright fucking red. Christ, at least you take a nip jar. 164 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:45.679 So listen, before we get too far into this. Uh, 165 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:48.519 remember go over to patreon dot com slash a snark tank. 166 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:52.440 Uh snark tank dot shop for merch. Remember to do that. 167 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:55.360 Leave, leave, leave a comment, leave a like, leave all 168 00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:57.759 that stuff, good reviews on iTunes, all that, all that, 169 00:08:58.200 --> 00:08:59.279 all that jazz. 170 00:08:59.519 --> 00:09:05.120 Oh yeah, I gotta say, I gotta. I'm working on 171 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:10.840 a Basically, i'm gonna I'm hoping I'm gonna mock up soon. 172 00:09:10.919 --> 00:09:14.480 But it's essentially it's uh, it's you swen. I just gotta, 173 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:17.600 I just gotta. I'm just letting y'all know that you're. 174 00:09:17.639 --> 00:09:20.519 You printed the Feral Swings. 175 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.919 So I'm getting a mock up pretty soon. I'm gonna 176 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:27.720 see if it's worth it or not. But like, Bro, 177 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:28.799 I'm sorry. 178 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:31.559 Like I think it's mad funny, but I just look, 179 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.120 let's let's just do what is right. 180 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:38.080 Dude, do that verily? That verily thing that we got 181 00:09:38.159 --> 00:09:39.919 was pretty was pretty high key good. 182 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:43.960 Yeah, there's gonna be a lot, Like Bro, I'm what 183 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:45.639 do you what do you want me to do? Like 184 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:49.600 you're it's you have a face that just works on 185 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:54.440 stuff because it keeps Look what keeps happening? Like so 186 00:09:55.559 --> 00:09:58.960 scumbag That Scumbag ship is fucking fire. People really love it. 187 00:09:59.639 --> 00:10:00.519 You got the three. 188 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:03.720 Swen Moon back in the day. You got this new 189 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:07.240 fucking Kaiju ship. I mean, like people, there's something. 190 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:12.440 About You're just very marketable and even fucking police sketch 191 00:10:12.519 --> 00:10:13.559 artists understand that. 192 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:17.159 They draw you by accident. 193 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:23.279 Like god, look, look it's mad funny. That image is 194 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:24.360 a funny image. 195 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:27.919 I love it, but it's attached to something that's pretty picky. 196 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.759 But that image is mad funny. It's like the idea 197 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:33.039 of like you know, the you know, the guy that 198 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:35.120 came on that girl's leg and like ran out. 199 00:10:36.559 --> 00:10:40.960 That situation is one of the funniest things ever. It's funny, 200 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:44.919 it's diabolical. It's diabolical, terrible that that happen to somebody. 201 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:48.399 That is just pu Honestly, it wouldn't have been funny 202 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:51.519 to me if if she didn't react the way that 203 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:54.159 she did. Oh no, the whole situation together, I mean, 204 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:57.519 hearing about it is funny. But seeing the video of 205 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:00.639 her saying like this dude, not on my leg and 206 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:04.039 then starts crying after, it's like, for. 207 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:08.759 Me, it's the guy Scooby Doo running with sound effects. 208 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:10.240 In my mind running eye was like this. 209 00:11:10.200 --> 00:11:13.759 Is she busted out her phone pretty fucking fast. For 210 00:11:13.879 --> 00:11:16.639 me that the funny part of that isn't even necessarily 211 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:19.120 what happened is the fact that in the moment of 212 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:23.679 being a victimized by this terrible person and this horrible event, 213 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:27.559 she describes it in the in a way that like 214 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:31.000 somebody on Xbox Live would describe it like you just 215 00:11:31.159 --> 00:11:34.720 nutted on my like the I don't know, like that 216 00:11:34.720 --> 00:11:36.399 would be like you just that would be like somebody 217 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:38.960 finding a murder in their house after like killing their families, 218 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:42.159 like you marked my family you like, it's just such 219 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:44.480 a it's such childish language. 220 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:47.559 My whole family. 221 00:11:47.600 --> 00:11:52.960 Bro, Yeah, it's it's not. It's not. It's not you 222 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:55.279 assaulted me. It's not you know what, you know what 223 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:58.200 I mean. It's not you violated me, it's you nutted 224 00:11:58.200 --> 00:11:59.799 on my It's it's just. 225 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.200 God, she didn't say sperm because I would have died 226 00:12:02.799 --> 00:12:04.639 you leg. 227 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:08.000 No one really says sperm, I do. 228 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:09.120 You don't. 229 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:13.720 No one's serious, No serious person does. And I'm not. 230 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.519 You should be, you should be. You should be like 231 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:17.120 Hannibal Lecter in that fucking. 232 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:22.120 Room, the mask baby, a sperm on your baby, the sperm, 233 00:12:23.039 --> 00:12:27.840 the sperm, im sirming, why you why you're sperming. 234 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:34.639 I'm sperming. I'm sperming a whole bunch. Whoa, whoa here 235 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:35.720 a lot of sperm? 236 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:43.960 Oh yeah, yeah. Fucking Jojo is a fucking ruthless man. 237 00:12:44.039 --> 00:12:47.159 She fucking like makes fun of me. Dude, your your 238 00:12:47.159 --> 00:12:48.879 cump face is always something you never need to see. 239 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:50.879 Like the whole thing the idea is like we I 240 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:54.080 understand that we look stupid or even sound stupid. 241 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.919 Sometimes I don't need a I don't need to be reminded. 242 00:12:58.159 --> 00:12:59.679 I don't need to be who's get like a die 243 00:12:59.720 --> 00:13:01.759 about hunch in my back and I turned a quasi 244 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:04.559 moti from my six and then I'm back to me 245 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:07.279 and I'm like, whoa, that was crazy. Yeah. I've been 246 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:10.320 called a frenchman. I've been called batman. I've been called 247 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:15.480 I'm like, bro, come on, like that's terrible. And so 248 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:18.679 now I'm fucking like I just I just like I 249 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:20.399 want to look like I just try to be as 250 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.480 a stoic and it's like, you know, like like looking 251 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:27.759 like like yeah, just. 252 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:40.200 Huh that's ridiculous. O my god, that is So that's 253 00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:43.440 such a red flag with somebody if they're. 254 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:46.480 Just if they're just there and they just shove you 255 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:49.159 off of them. 256 00:13:49.360 --> 00:13:50.399 Hero, that's hero ship. 257 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:50.639 Man. 258 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:51.639 I wish I knew. 259 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:53.200 I wish I had that much control, you know what 260 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:57.759 I mean, Like I wish I could just yeah, yeah, 261 00:13:57.840 --> 00:13:59.879 all right, see you get out? 262 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:05.519 Oh my god? So yeah, whatever, what else happened other 263 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:09.639 than La being on fire? Yeah, I mean I feel 264 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:11.320 like a lot happened, But also I feel like I 265 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:12.240 don't remember any. 266 00:14:12.120 --> 00:14:14.360 Of it, you know what I mean? Bro, The fucking 267 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:17.279 the way the internet moves, so much shit happened while 268 00:14:17.320 --> 00:14:21.360 we were gone. One thing I know I wanted to 269 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:24.679 mention for sure, but it just doesn't feel as because 270 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:28.080 it went by so fast. It was when Elon Musk 271 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:32.679 and like MAGA were feuding and fucking Laura Lumer. Do 272 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:33.679 you remember Laura Lumer? 273 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:36.440 I do remember Laura. Laura Lumer was. 274 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:40.279 Like saying shit, like as if she isn't one of 275 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:41.679 the dumbest people on the planet. 276 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:42.480 She was. 277 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:45.879 It was crazy like she was I remember. 278 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:48.559 Trashing Elon Musk but saying, all facts, this is about 279 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.279 the H one B visa shit, right, yeah, because all 280 00:14:51.279 --> 00:14:53.960 the MAGA people, they're all they they're all fucking they 281 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:58.840 hate immigration, specifically brown people, and they're mad that Elon 282 00:14:58.919 --> 00:15:02.279 Musk wants to bring more people in, right right, and 283 00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:04.840 they're like, this isn't what we voted for, Like, yes 284 00:15:04.919 --> 00:15:07.480 it is, this is exactly what you voted for. And 285 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:13.480 Laura was like spitting facts, fucking showed receipts that like 286 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:17.120 Elon Musk is the type of people that that are 287 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:20.559 working with, just exposing the fuck out of him, as 288 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:23.559 if she's like a good journalist and is not a 289 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:27.440 complete retard. It was weird because everything else that she's 290 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:30.879 done is just stupid. Yeah, so I was like, wait 291 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:33.600 a minute, is she playing a Cara? 292 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:36.240 Like? It didn't make sense to me. It's hard to 293 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:38.559 it's hard to not feel like a lot of them 294 00:15:38.639 --> 00:15:40.799 are just pretending. I don't know, man, I don't know 295 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:42.000 what to believe really anymore. 296 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:44.639 It feels like psyop almost to this point where it 297 00:15:44.759 --> 00:15:47.039 kind of it really threw me off because I'm like, 298 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.840 where where does it start or finish anymore? 299 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:52.799 What the I don't know. It's really like it's. 300 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:55.759 Like the moments where like it's a moment where like 301 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:58.759 someone that's so dumb figures out the puzzle instantly. 302 00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:02.200 You're like what, yeah, yeah, where'd you get this from? 303 00:16:02.279 --> 00:16:05.240 The Great Analogy? Because that's exactly I just thought about it. 304 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:07.519 It's just pretty simple you think about it, It's like 305 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:10.399 it's a nigga with like four intelligence rolling a twenty 306 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.399 and figuring out the puzzle and you're like, nigga. 307 00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:15.440 What it's literally it literally is like that moment in 308 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:18.480 like the cartoon, Like like I it's like a trope 309 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:20.679 in so many cars, Like I remember Edit Nettie specifically, 310 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:23.159 like where Ed said something like profoundly intelligent and they're like. 311 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:29.120 Ed what what And then yeah, and then immediately afterwards 312 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:30.159 he goes back to being stupid. 313 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:35.120 It's like, yeah, but yeah, there was the Elon Musk, 314 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:38.480 the the infighting with with MAGA that happened. There's like 315 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:44.159 the stuff now with the Gulf of America, the anti 316 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.480 anti war Trump. Yeah, we want to get we want 317 00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:50.039 to get Greenland. Also, we want to buy can We 318 00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:54.399 want to we want we want to invade Canada, buy Greenland, 319 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:55.519 and take Mexico. 320 00:16:55.600 --> 00:17:00.639 I guess Mexico and the Panama Canal. So like that's 321 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:03.000 that's four things he wants to do that that would 322 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:07.799 be military operations. And you know, I also fin I 323 00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:09.759 find it funny that there you know, a lot of 324 00:17:09.799 --> 00:17:13.039 their base there's a prize. Okay, yeah cool, But like 325 00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:15.720 I was reminded, and I think I think a lot 326 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:18.759 of us forgot about that. At Trump's first inauguration, he 327 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:22.519 wanted tanks, like as if you some fucking like North 328 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.599 Korean dictator or something. He wanted like you wanted like 329 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:29.079 you wanted that type of Oh, I wanted to look 330 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:33.000 like I am a dictator essentially, And there were people 331 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:35.240 in his team were like, I'm fucking out of here 332 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:38.119 if you do that shit, bro, that's too much. And 333 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:40.359 I was like, oh, we kind of forgot that that's 334 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:43.519 what he wanted from the very beginning, right, And so 335 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:44.559 I was just like, ohyah. 336 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:47.440 I forgot that was it's been. It's been there since 337 00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:50.799 the very beginning. So yeah. And it's also just like 338 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:53.319 I don't know why people lie to themselves too. It's like, listen, 339 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:57.720 the golf the Gulf of America sounds worse. 340 00:17:57.880 --> 00:17:59.160 It doesn't even sound good. 341 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:00.799 It doesn't set like if you want to go like 342 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:03.160 the American golf or something or like you know what 343 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:06.720 I mean, Like that's okay, I guess, but like fine, 344 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:10.400 American golf is better, but like Gulf of Mexico rolls 345 00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:13.359 off the tongue way better than Golf of Gulf of 346 00:18:13.599 --> 00:18:15.160 Golf of America. 347 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:18.160 America's it's not in syllable. It's too much, man, Yeah, 348 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:21.000 it's too much. It's dumb Golf of Mexico. 349 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:24.039 But we're we're in comedy world like at this point, 350 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:26.839 like it's just it's all it's all damn silly, Like 351 00:18:27.400 --> 00:18:29.480 it's hard for me to even take any of this seriously. 352 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:31.400 It's hard for me to find it. It's hard for 353 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:33.039 me to find it funny either. It's just it's just 354 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.559 kind of like it's just normal. It's it's bland, and 355 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:39.640 it's like seeing a like a like a dead pigeon 356 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:44.640 or something. It's like, I guess there's nothing necessarily funny 357 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:48.279 about it. I don't feel it's not tragic. 358 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:50.759 Technically, everything about this is hilarious. 359 00:18:51.039 --> 00:18:55.920 Yeah, waiting Technically, like on paper fifty years ago, it's hilarious, 360 00:18:56.119 --> 00:18:59.000 but like today it's just like I don't know, man 361 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:02.519 it yeah, I kind of need I know what you mean. 362 00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:06.359 Like it's it's it's it's it's obviously absurd, but we're 363 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:09.039 it's where we be, we're living it, so it's like whatever. 364 00:19:09.599 --> 00:19:11.759 So now things need to be stepped up a bit 365 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:14.240 to where, you know, you know, like Trump's little dance 366 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:16.559 that he does, that little fucking jerk off thing. I 367 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:20.680 want him to just like all the nuclear buttons just 368 00:19:20.839 --> 00:19:24.440 like just start fucking and then just ship just starts 369 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:28.480 going crazy and loud speakers. He'd be builds the world's 370 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:31.720 largest speaker to play YMCA so the entire world can 371 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.599 hear it at all times, and then just shit just 372 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.240 popping off. Because it needs it needs to be stepped 373 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:38.640 up for us to really be like, oh, this is 374 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:40.519 hilarious now, Like I'm actually laughing. 375 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:45.319 This is so crazy Trump I wanted fewer immigrants. What's 376 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:46.000 going on? 377 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:48.880 It just goes like best I can do is rename 378 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:52.000 some water. I can rename the water for you, But 379 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:58.400 I can rename a golf, a canal. I can annex 380 00:19:58.559 --> 00:20:01.519 a fucking country make it a state. 381 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:04.559 What personally? You know. The other thing too is like 382 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:07.440 people like oh, I say, I saw people talking about like, oh, 383 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:09.960 we can easily just because there's a Greenland has like 384 00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:13.359 a very small population, so it's like, yeah, we could 385 00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:15.559 easily just like pay everybody in Greenland like a million 386 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:18.920 dollars and just like get the just get the country. 387 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:24.559 And it's like, brother, as an American, if I saw 388 00:20:24.599 --> 00:20:27.519 the American government just like make an entire country of 389 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:31.640 foreigners millionaires, I'd be fucking furious, you know what I mean, Like, 390 00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:37.720 are you like, are you fucking serious? No? What? So 391 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.480 I would be so fucking living It's crazy, But yeah, 392 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:42.720 you know, God bless. 393 00:20:42.400 --> 00:20:44.160 Yeah they could have done like a lottery around the 394 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:47.319 United States cause like say Greenland, last time I check, 395 00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:50.119 this was years ago. Greenland was a population of fifty thousand. 396 00:20:50.519 --> 00:20:52.079 So now how much more is it? 397 00:20:52.119 --> 00:20:53.119 Now? Can't be much more. 398 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:56.880 And so that's a small city in the US and 399 00:20:57.240 --> 00:20:59.079 that used to be the size of my city, lit Harvard, 400 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:02.599 that I grew up in. And imagine just doing a 401 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:04.960 lottery of that, at least in the United States, it 402 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:07.640 would it would help out tremendous. No, no, no, let's let's 403 00:21:07.720 --> 00:21:10.440 pay off the fucking what is it? What are they 404 00:21:10.519 --> 00:21:13.279 like the Danish controlled or something whatever the is? Yeah, 405 00:21:13.640 --> 00:21:16.200 I thought they were like the Greenlish, the Greenlish. I 406 00:21:16.200 --> 00:21:18.960 think they are controlled by Danish. I think it's like, yeah, 407 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:27.400 some Danish ship is in Greenland, the Greenish Green Goblins. Dude, 408 00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:29.119 they have the green Goblin on their flag. 409 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:32.640 They're just gliders of goblins coexisting really well. 410 00:21:32.759 --> 00:21:35.839 I would actually moved to Greenland. I wouldn't even like, 411 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:38.200 what if I found out that that was real? 412 00:21:39.559 --> 00:21:41.880 Like, oh, if they had the green Goblin on their flag, 413 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:45.079 absolutely like it wouldn't even if they had Sam Ravey's 414 00:21:45.119 --> 00:21:46.359 green Goblin. 415 00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:50.519 On their power fucking powering dress villain mass, I'd be like, 416 00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:51.880 this is crazy. 417 00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:55.880 We need to leave them alone. So what is the fly? 418 00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:57.799 Is it just like the green Goblin? Te posing in 419 00:21:57.839 --> 00:21:58.880 front of like a star. 420 00:21:58.960 --> 00:22:03.359 You know something, you know the you know the images 421 00:22:04.079 --> 00:22:07.680 which images that least images like that. Then their face 422 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:10.279 comes in. It's like that, but it's Green Goblin with 423 00:22:10.319 --> 00:22:11.720 the most adorable smile. 424 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:17.559 Adorable. He looks really sweet. 425 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:19.119 I know, it's kind of terrifying. 426 00:22:19.160 --> 00:22:22.480 If he was like him smiling like really sweet is 427 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:25.359 actually way worse than his fucking that's horrifying. 428 00:22:28.599 --> 00:22:30.400 Oh my god. I would Yeah, I don't know. 429 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:32.359 That I would still move there. I wouldn't even wouldn't. 430 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:35.359 I wouln't even care. It doesn't even matter because it's like, well, sorry, guys. 431 00:22:35.400 --> 00:22:37.519 I know you guys really like the show. We were 432 00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:40.640 in the same studio, but there's a I'm going. I 433 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:42.079 don't know if, I don't know if the boys are going, 434 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:42.839 but I'm going. 435 00:22:43.519 --> 00:22:48.279 And if if Greenland had a ninety five percent tax 436 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:54.400 rate and uh, you couldn't buy groceries and they only 437 00:22:54.440 --> 00:22:58.440 had hot water and cabbage, but they had they had 438 00:22:58.480 --> 00:23:00.400 no sugar, no sweets, no nothing. They just had hot 439 00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:05.359 water and cabbage, No automobiles, know nothing, no shelter, but 440 00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:08.319 they had the Green Goblin their flag. I would I 441 00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:10.440 would move there today. 442 00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:13.880 And you can't even make hot water cabbage stew. You 443 00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:15.240 got to eat them separately. 444 00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:18.680 Yeah, it's illegal. It's illegal to combine them illegal. 445 00:23:19.039 --> 00:23:23.400 You can't even boil them in the water. If you 446 00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:25.119 use someone comes to your house and they give you 447 00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:28.880 like a thousand lashes, that is fucking absurd. 448 00:23:28.960 --> 00:23:32.920 But the crime for boiling, the crime for combining ingredients 449 00:23:33.319 --> 00:23:39.160 is a thousand lashes? Would that kill you? I feel 450 00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:40.440 like a thousand. 451 00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:49.240 Thousand just lash the same area till even. 452 00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:50.599 That you're gonna be in them. 453 00:23:50.640 --> 00:23:55.160 You're gonna be because a thousand unless it's like with 454 00:23:55.240 --> 00:23:58.160 like a pool noodle or something that I feel like 455 00:23:58.160 --> 00:23:59.880 a thousand might start doing something to you. 456 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:03.160 That's like, do you guys remember that weir that old? 457 00:24:03.319 --> 00:24:05.759 This there's a really old YouTube video that I remember 458 00:24:05.799 --> 00:24:08.519 watching a lot. I don't remember who the hell did it. 459 00:24:08.519 --> 00:24:10.119 It was like such a specific video was it was 460 00:24:10.160 --> 00:24:13.759 like the video was called the Horribly Slow Murder with 461 00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:16.799 the Very Inefficient Weapon, remember that? And it was just 462 00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:18.480 it was just like the idea was like it was 463 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:21.720 like this demonic presence or like this like this serial 464 00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:24.000 killer or something, and it would just go around and 465 00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:28.079 like lightly tap somebody with a spoon and the idea 466 00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:31.200 is that it would it would take like decades to 467 00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:35.319 kill and it was I remember it was like a 468 00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:37.359 really well done movie. It was a really well done 469 00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:38.920 video for back then because it was like what like 470 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:42.440 twenty eleven or something ever, being like what the hell 471 00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:42.759 is it? 472 00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:45.319 Would heal the damage being done to you? Would you 473 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:46.519 be able to mitigate that damage? 474 00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:50.880 That's good at a certain point maybe, but like it 475 00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.960 would it would always be growing. I think the issue 476 00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:56.920 was that you could heal up into a point, but 477 00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:59.599 it's like it's kind of like Snake where it like 478 00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:03.000 it's you're just gonna accumulate damage over time to the 479 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:03.640 point where like. 480 00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:06.920 I feel like I feel like your threshold is it 481 00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:08.599 damage by hit with a spoon? You know you got 482 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:11.480 that's not doing threshold damage, you know, like that's doing 483 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:15.279 like immune like it is immune immune. Then it gets 484 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:21.279 a critical spoon hit and you're like three then immune right, yeah, event, 485 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:23.240 but you can't sleep if someone's doing that to you. 486 00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:26.079 So that's like psychic damage too. 487 00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:27.880 And that's the other thing too. It's like you can't sleep, 488 00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:30.960 so you're going crazy. You can't Like yeah, it's it 489 00:25:31.480 --> 00:25:34.240 will it will kill you. Whether it's the spoon, whether 490 00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:37.559 it's the spoon that does it, it is almost irrelevant, 491 00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:39.759 you know, because the guy's doing it. 492 00:25:39.839 --> 00:25:42.519 Yea you entity, you can't exact accept It's like the 493 00:25:42.519 --> 00:25:44.680 fucking it follows, motherfucker, but it's a spoon. 494 00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:47.559 Yeah, exactly. 495 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:49.480 I actually I agree the sleep deprivation. 496 00:25:49.559 --> 00:25:52.480 You're done. That's it's crazy that you can't kill someone 497 00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:53.119 to spoon like that. 498 00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:57.240 That's insane when you think about it. It's not even 499 00:25:57.240 --> 00:26:01.119 a spoon that's killing you. Is this the annoyance of the. 500 00:26:01.079 --> 00:26:03.160 Yeah, you don't need the tool. You could. 501 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:05.319 It could just be a finger just poking really hard. 502 00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:07.319 So yeah, it could. It could just be a guy 503 00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:07.599 going But. 504 00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:13.480 Then who dies first, because that guy has to stay 505 00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:14.759 up to it. 506 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:19.680 If it's an entity, it has to be an entity. 507 00:26:20.119 --> 00:26:23.240 It's kind of entity. The person is gonna starve themselves 508 00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:24.799 to death. Well, if it's a person, you could just 509 00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:26.400 get a restraining order, you know what I mean. 510 00:26:26.559 --> 00:26:28.559 You could go into a room and close the door 511 00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:30.680 and they have to get in, you know. 512 00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:36.880 Could you You could do like because that is harassment? Yes, yeah, 513 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:39.119 So like if it's just a person, then the solution 514 00:26:39.240 --> 00:26:41.480 is pretty shooting kill him it's a salt. Yeah, you 515 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:43.200 could also you could also just be like I was 516 00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:44.680 acting in self defense. He came up with you with 517 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:47.680 a spoon, then went off. 518 00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:49.200 I shot him in the fucking back of his head. 519 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:49.799 I didn't mean to. 520 00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:53.519 That is fucking crazy. 521 00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:54.799 Kill. 522 00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.599 He scared me really bad. I screaming, squel like a 523 00:26:57.640 --> 00:26:59.039 little piggy, and I pused that off. 524 00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:04.519 I don't know, bro, there's okay, so much other this 525 00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:07.799 is crazy. How does I know so much shit happen, 526 00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:09.920 something happened that I wanted to talk about. 527 00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:11.640 I know so much stuff happened. 528 00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:14.119 That's why I'm like kind of weirded out that it 529 00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:20.960 all just in the blink of an eye just went away. Yeah, 530 00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:24.720 I know, there was like a bunch of but I 531 00:27:24.839 --> 00:27:26.759 it was probably all a bunch of gay political stuff. Though, 532 00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:30.359 to be honest, it was probably very politically gay political gay. 533 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.640 I don't know. We have were do an awards show recently. 534 00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:35.839 What was it? Oh, the Golden Globes was I think 535 00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:39.319 yesterday or two days ago? But which, by the way, 536 00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:41.640 the Golden Globes always sneaks up on me, because it's 537 00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:44.519 just always like I always hear about Golden Globe winners 538 00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:46.480 before I hear about a lead up to the Golden Globe. 539 00:27:46.519 --> 00:27:48.680 I agree, yeah, you know what I mean. It's just like, oh, 540 00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:51.359 this person won. I'm like, this is happening right now? 541 00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:53.279 The fuck Yeah, I saw. 542 00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:55.119 I know that that happened. I know it's in day 543 00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:58.559 and Tom Holland got revealed to be engaged or whatever. 544 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:01.079 Yeah, this day in time, holler her, gay, I don't 545 00:28:01.079 --> 00:28:07.119 know something like that. Oh interesting? And oh is uh 546 00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:09.160 is with any Yeah? 547 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:12.519 Is there any uh any any updates? 548 00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:16.880 The fact crazy in her d ms too, But he 549 00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:19.440 actually did make a bunch of like fucking like weirdo 550 00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:23.000 messages to her, like tweets about her too. What he 551 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:26.079 did a long time ago. He made comments about this comment. 552 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:28.880 I guess that people brought up and it's like, damn gang, Yeah, 553 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:30.759 I'm trying to help you, brother, but it ain't working. 554 00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:34.319 I know much more about the situation now because when 555 00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:37.000 when when When you were describing it on the podcast, 556 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:39.160 I was very much in the dark. And then I 557 00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:43.359 got confused, and uh, I saw a video. I think 558 00:28:43.400 --> 00:28:45.599 it was deleted. I think deleted covered it. If I 559 00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:49.839 remember correctly that that kind of it might have been him. 560 00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:51.759 I think yeah, it wasn't. It was definitely him. 561 00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:54.119 I know, I know you you were aware of that 562 00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:55.240 that channel Sween. 563 00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:58.359 Deleted. I'm sure you're aware of that guy. 564 00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:01.039 What does he do again? He is a commentary mostly 565 00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:05.400 in hip hop culture and white guy. Huh, white guy. No, 566 00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:08.880 it's a black dude, but he's faceless. And then he 567 00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:12.400 he pitches has avatars. 568 00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:13.559 Yeah, that has the mask. Yeah. 569 00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:18.440 Yeah, And anyway, he he broke down the situation and 570 00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:20.279 then it made it much more clear to me because 571 00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:25.240 I didn't fully understand or appreciate how weird it actually 572 00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:28.799 was and how much he was truly trying to manifest it. 573 00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:29.400 Like I didn't. 574 00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:33.319 I didn't really like it basically the like I know 575 00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.400 that nigga he read the secret or saw the documentary 576 00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:41.440 or whatever, because like that's what he was. 577 00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:43.880 Just so just to catch everybody up, we're talking about SHAMIEK. Moore, 578 00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:46.319 who is the voice of Miles Morales. And it was 579 00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:49.200 in the last episode that we did he there was 580 00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:52.319 a whole thing about like the Spider Man, the Spider 581 00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:54.839 Man tradition of Spider Man actors dating their co stars 582 00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:57.599 or dating their love interests specifically, so like you know, 583 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:03.599 Toby Aguire, dated kirs Uh, Andrew Garfield, data demistone obviously, 584 00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:08.599 Tom Hollins and Dia Zindia are are engaged. Uh, and 585 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:14.039 so he's the only one who has not done it. 586 00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:18.039 It's funny talk about how Kristen Dunce is so pretty 587 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:21.279 in the first movie and then I don't know what 588 00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:25.440 happens in two and three, Like she ages like nine 589 00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:28.119 and a half years in that span of time, and 590 00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:30.200 I'm like, what happened girl? 591 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:30.720 All right? 592 00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:31.079 First? 593 00:30:31.160 --> 00:30:36.599 Uh, misogynyt first misogynistic cake. Yeah, it took it took 594 00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:37.559 thirty minutes. 595 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:40.400 She's she's still a beautiful woman, but she just see 596 00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:43.119 ages visibly so much in a way that I feel 597 00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:44.839 like they don't really I don't think they kind of 598 00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:49.640 navigate her makeup the way they do. Uh freaking oh, yes, 599 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.839 she's the seas age. She visibly aged more than Toby 600 00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:53.759 and freaking Harry did. 601 00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:55.160 I'm gonna be honest with that. 602 00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.599 Watch I have to watch those movies again to I personally, 603 00:31:01.039 --> 00:31:02.519 I haven't. I hadn't noticed. 604 00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:04.759 I didn't. I didn't notice that. 605 00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:06.799 Yeah, I watched one and two recently. 606 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:09.759 I mean, I mean she I mean I watched those 607 00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:13.119 movies all the time. I feel like she's just not 608 00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:14.880 really my type of person, so like, I just I 609 00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:17.160 don't really I've always thought she was like, okay, you know, 610 00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.319 she's like, all right, this is reasonably like this is 611 00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:22.240 somebody like who would live live next door to She 612 00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:23.960 looked like a real person, you know what I mean, 613 00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.640 So like, she didn't look like unbelievably hot to me. 614 00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:27.960 She never looked like that. 615 00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:32.559 I like that because Mary Jane in the animated series 616 00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:34.240 was a little bit too sexy. 617 00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:35.400 It's ridiculous. 618 00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:37.359 I think the point is that she's supposed to be 619 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:40.160 a battie and then Peter's just getting back. 620 00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:41.880 He just Peter's pulling batties. 621 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:44.000 It's like, it's fucking ridiculous. 622 00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:47.440 This nigga is a door. But then they also they 623 00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:51.759 also they they drew him like he's a fucking he's 624 00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:52.920 the captain of the football team. 625 00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:54.880 No, no, no, we're talking about we're talking about the Spider 626 00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:59.839 Man or not animated Peter Parker. Animated Peter Parker is 627 00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:06.640 bigger than Spider Man. Yes, we right, years ago big It's. 628 00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.240 Like, what's going on? And then Spider Man is bigger 629 00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:13.160 than Eddie Brock and Eddie Brock is bigger as Venom, 630 00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:15.039 but not as Peter Parker. 631 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:16.880 It's like, what is it? Why do you have that frame? 632 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.279 What is going on? It doesn't make a lot of sense. 633 00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:23.279 But part of it he's in high school, which is crazy. 634 00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:26.240 So he's in high school, and it's like, why you 635 00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:30.359 built like a linebacker? That's why I always thought, like 636 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:33.119 even the way that h Mary Jane was depicted in 637 00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:35.000 that too, I was just like, this isn't this is 638 00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:38.160 so ridiculous that this works so much better. Uh, in 639 00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:40.279 the Sam Raimi version, it just works so much better. 640 00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:42.559 Sure they look older, but that's what everybody did back 641 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:44.400 in the day, high schoolers looked. 642 00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:48.160 Yeah, clearly. I mean it got better over the years 643 00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:52.559 because because teenagers. It's because teenagers couldn't act. Because every teenager, 644 00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:54.680 every teenager that was on TV was in like that. 645 00:32:54.799 --> 00:32:56.799 Every real teenager that was on TV was on like 646 00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.559 they were on like a fucking Disney Channel show or 647 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:03.640 something where they were like where they're acting was like theatrical, 648 00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:05.480 and just like, you can't fucking act this way. 649 00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:05.599 Man. 650 00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:06.240 It's a good point. 651 00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:09.720 So I yeah, I mean I like that The Rami 652 00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:11.400 movies are just full of people who just like look 653 00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:15.160 like people like nobody in that movie, Nobody in those movies, 654 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:20.440 Nobody in those movies looks like a movie star. And 655 00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:25.319 I think that works for it works for Spider Man specifically. Yeah, 656 00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:26.640 I also understand. 657 00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:32.920 I understand as an adult that Toe for Grace even 658 00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:37.839 though not the best choice, But I still understood that 659 00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:42.119 the Eddie Brock character makes more sense as someone who 660 00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:45.400 because if you look at Eddie Brock and the way 661 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:50.599 that he's that normally drawn like, it's it's hard to 662 00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:54.799 feel bad or sorry for him in any capacity because 663 00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:56.200 he just looks like a scumbag. 664 00:33:56.920 --> 00:33:58.440 You not supposed to. 665 00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:01.400 You're basically he is kind of supposed to at least 666 00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:05.519 understand why he hates fucking Spider Man or Peter Parker, 667 00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:07.640 you know, like he hates Spider Man, so you at 668 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:10.760 least want to like, poor fucking guy man can't get 669 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:12.679 a break. But when I look at Eddie Brock and 670 00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:15.039 every other I'm just like a fucking idiot. 671 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:16.079 I'm more like this. 672 00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:19.519 I see that because for me, it's like Eddie did 673 00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:21.880 it to himself. For me, when I was like, oh Eddie, 674 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.440 he did this himself. It is his fault. I think 675 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:26.960 Peter was a little brutal. He asked Peter to not 676 00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:29.360 do something. He was like, suck my dick. 677 00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:33.719 Loser, did it any man? Yeah, Peter Parker went up 678 00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:37.199 there and said, suck my dick loser in cannon. Uh 679 00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:39.599 and then he and then he sucked him the pretty. 680 00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:42.079 A webshot. And it's. 681 00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:46.119 I think Grace works as Eddie Brock. I don't think 682 00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:48.559 he works his venom because they. I think it's because 683 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:50.239 they fucked up the venom really like venom should have 684 00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:53.400 been venom should have been bigger. It's he shouldn't have 685 00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:55.119 peeled his face back, You shouldn't have had like to 686 00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:58.519 fer Grace's voice. Yeah, all sorts of things. But I 687 00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:00.280 think to for Grace does a good job as as 688 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:04.239 a as like that as a like a nega Peter 689 00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:07.559 in that ye, yes, just that, and that he fits 690 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:12.199 he everything else is not a version of Spider Man's world. 691 00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:16.559 Well yeah right, it's like this guy is He's just 692 00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:18.199 a sniveling piece of ship. 693 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:20.920 To Peter Parker's like trying to be a decent person, 694 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:21.159 you know. 695 00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:25.960 Well, Also imagine imagine for a moment like genuinely, like sincerely, 696 00:35:26.039 --> 00:35:29.280 like in a modern context, imagine a guy like Eddie 697 00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:33.039 Brock where he's he's built so stupid and he goes 698 00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:35.559 to a newspapers like him, I'm trying to be a photographer. 699 00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:39.440 You really, what the fuck are you talking about? He 700 00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:41.920 wouldn't be a firefighter? What do you doing? 701 00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:43.480 Like more or less like he was trying to be 702 00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:44.760 like what was it he was trying to he was 703 00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:47.559 supposed to be like like a he was like a 704 00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:49.360 TMZ kind of nigga, That's what he was. 705 00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:54.199 He wasn't like no TMZ people are I know. 706 00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:55.800 I know, I know it should mean, but he's like 707 00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:58.360 one of the like breaking news. I find a story, 708 00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:01.000 I figure shu out not a private eye, but like 709 00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:03.519 along that side for news. If I don't know what 710 00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:06.800 the word is called, like like a private detective or 711 00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:09.400 like a not exactly, but the kind of person that 712 00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:12.679 like breaks like a like a something like a front 713 00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:14.639 line reporter about things or something like that. 714 00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:16.719 I'm not getting the right word. I'm probably like mixing 715 00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:17.960 other stuff. But he's like the kind of guy that 716 00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:21.039 like breaks really serious stories or he investigates re litory stories, 717 00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:23.159 and he works for like news outlets, and then it's 718 00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:27.360 like he wanted to. He's like a fucking juiced uff. 719 00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:31.800 Clearly roid guy, clearly roid it out. Like in the 720 00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:34.400 first comic he's in, he's like throwing up eight hundred 721 00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.719 pounds like it's fucking Christmas, And I'm. 722 00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:40.639 Like, bro, what is the way that Eddie looks is 723 00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:44.079 he got into it? So he's like Rico. He's like 724 00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:47.360 Rico and starts the Troopers that joined for pussy, you 725 00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:51.199 know what I mean? Rock Like that's the only way 726 00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:54.599 he gets into photography in any shape or form, because 727 00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:58.079 it's like, bro, look at you. You are you specialized 728 00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:02.519 and pushing heavyweight, and you could probably get a decent. 729 00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:03.159 Career off of that. 730 00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:05.320 And then you're like, no, I'm going to take pictures 731 00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:08.559 of fucking dumb shit, Like okay, man, you can't even 732 00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:10.800 call into small spaces and get up. You can't even 733 00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:12.840 do things that would make it better for you to 734 00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:15.719 take photos, and like he would just bend small places 735 00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:23.000 in a bigger can get it. Yeah, Yeah, I think 736 00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:26.239 I think he works. Yeah, but uh, we're just thinking 737 00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:32.119 about Tolfer doing the the pleading begging God, like to 738 00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:33.519 kill dude. 739 00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:36.039 We did that on New Years We're talking about that. 740 00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:37.360 How like he went to. 741 00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:42.440 He went to a house of worship, right, and he 742 00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:46.239 threw himself in front of the almighty you know, he 743 00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:48.519 threw himself down on his knees in front of the 744 00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:53.360 fucking all encompassing universe. And he was like, Yo, don't 745 00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:56.800 get me a different job, don't save a life, don't 746 00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:58.519 extend my life, give me riches. 747 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:03.960 Kill that dude, take that guy's life. 748 00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:07.400 And it's like he didn't go to e didn't go 749 00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:13.360 to some weird satanic bullshit temple or even like you know, 750 00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:16.360 even though they're like actually atheists and stuff. But he 751 00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:20.480 just misunderstands. He's like, oh, okay, can uh who do I? 752 00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:23.679 Who do I summon the How do I summon Baphomet? 753 00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:24.880 I don't understand how do I do this? 754 00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:28.159 What makes it funny is that in the context of 755 00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:33.800 like Marvel proper, he knows there are gods, like four exists, 756 00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.920 they know about aliens, and this guy is so deviates, 757 00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:45.599 he's so dastardly that he's like, that's a good point, hey, 758 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:50.679 Christ of Nazareth, Christ of Nazareth, can you can you 759 00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.119 do me a solid real quick and kill uh? 760 00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:54.119 This guy? 761 00:38:54.639 --> 00:39:01.199 Can you kill this probably Jewish boy? Anyway, I don't know. 762 00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:05.159 Do we want to just jump into questions a little 763 00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.039 bit early, since like we're starting a little bit late 764 00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:11.440 this month, obviously, might as well right jump into Yeah. 765 00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:13.519 Yeah, let's just kill it. Let's kill it for sure. 766 00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:17.119 Let's do every single one right now, every. 767 00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:21.559 Every single question. I'm here there, there's a lot already. 768 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:23.239 Like it's it's alretty. 769 00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:26.400 Stupid, but almost two hundred awesome. 770 00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:29.880 Yeah, all right, so here's uh, here's a good one. 771 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:33.880 RFK Junior getting cocked by Ronald the hamburg and the Hamburglar. 772 00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:38.480 Oh jesus, it's really unfortunate. That's I like that. I 773 00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:38.760 like that. 774 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:41.199 Universe ham chuckling. Why is sucking your wife is crazy? 775 00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:44.000 Like all the fucking sauce coming out of pickleball boy, 776 00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:44.559 his mouth. 777 00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:49.320 Stop it, stop right now. Get away from Cheryl, Get 778 00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:54.639 away from her. Oh my god, shut up, you shut up, 779 00:39:54.679 --> 00:39:58.480 you figure naggots. Now tell me what is your grossest 780 00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:00.760 or worst experience in workplace? 781 00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:00.880 Oh? 782 00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:03.320 I have an answer for this. Immediately have some pretty 783 00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:06.559 bad ones, dude. I was working at Sears. I was 784 00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.159 working at Sears, which, by the way, this is the 785 00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:13.280 twenty twenty five Sears officially gone gone, thank god, which 786 00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:15.000 is crazy because I thought they were gone ages ago. 787 00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:17.320 Yeah, I guess they were closing while they just fucking 788 00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:18.039 hemorrhaged on. 789 00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.280 Well, dude, there was a there's a Sears in the 790 00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:24.760 mally By us where we live that the top floor 791 00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:29.960 says something something a new experience, a new Sears experience 792 00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:37.440 coming soon. I guess, not oh death. Yeah yeah, but 793 00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:42.960 uh yeah. So I remember working this twenty twelve, twenty 794 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:47.840 thirteen ish. I don't remember exactly when, like like what 795 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:49.960 time of year it was, but I remember going into 796 00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:53.639 the bathroom. It's always the bathroom, of course, it's always 797 00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:54.519 the bathroom. 798 00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:55.400 And just. 799 00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:02.320 This guy just fighting for his life in there, and 800 00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:05.480 he just cleared, like I could see as I walked in, 801 00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:13.079 he missed, like just completely missed, and he was moaning 802 00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:16.239 like oh no, And I was like, this is not 803 00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:19.719 my this is not my job. So I just immediately 804 00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.880 I walked away. I just pretended like I didn't see nothing, wait, 805 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:25.320 waiting for somebody else to be like, yo, what the 806 00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:27.719 hell's you see? What's going on in there? I'm like, no, 807 00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:34.679 what's going on? But that's always such an unfortunate sit 808 00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:37.039 I think. I thank god every day that I've not 809 00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:39.159 been in that situation where like I just really have 810 00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:42.639 to go and I just fuck up everybody's day. 811 00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:48.000 I literally don't getting being able to shit in a 812 00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:51.559 place that's not my house gives me like severe anxiety, 813 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.400 really like I can't. 814 00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:53.760 I am. 815 00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:56.480 It's because I think it's because of the fact that 816 00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:58.519 that one time I was taking a ship that grouper 817 00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.119 started fighting in a bath for me, and I think 818 00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:03.239 that should actually traumatize me. 819 00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.000 I mean, yeah, that'll do it. 820 00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:06.639 That makes it because I was gonna take a shit 821 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.880 and like they started fighting, I'm fucking hiding on the 822 00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:11.679 toilet like crouched down, and they coming in and they're like, 823 00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:14.519 what are you doing? And I'm like I was trying 824 00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:16.559 to use the medicum, like you're suspended, and I'm like, no, 825 00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:17.840 I didn't do nothing. 826 00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:23.039 Yeah, I'm okay, I've uh, it's you know, just I 827 00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:26.360 just make sure just clean the toilet, you know, the 828 00:42:26.519 --> 00:42:29.760 soap dispenser and then also still put the thing down. 829 00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:34.239 I just like, you know, but I also don't have 830 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:39.360 like ibs and stuff that might like absolutely destroy people. 831 00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:41.719 So I don't have that experience because I'm like I've 832 00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:44.119 never been in this situation to where I'm like, if 833 00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:47.159 I don't go right this second. I like how people 834 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:50.360 miss and they just shoot on the fucking wall. Like 835 00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:53.880 I don't understand that concept because I've never been anywhere 836 00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:56.840 near that. It's my my my asshole holds. 837 00:42:56.639 --> 00:43:01.079 True all the time and shout out to being in continent. 838 00:43:01.239 --> 00:43:03.000 Yeah, like that sucks. I feel for I feel for 839 00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:04.559 y'all that have to deal with all that bullshit. But 840 00:43:05.280 --> 00:43:08.079 I might have told this this before. I worked at 841 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:11.960 Albertson's in two five and six and we had a 842 00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:14.960 ship bandit for a while where he would come in there, 843 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:20.400 uh shit on like uh, the the toilet covers, the 844 00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:23.159 seat covers, and then he would just smear it all 845 00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:26.039 over the walls and ship. He would just deck. It 846 00:43:26.039 --> 00:43:28.719 would happen a random Sunday like it would it would 847 00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:30.920 be Sundays and uh. 848 00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:33.920 So crazy, like every Sunday you're on edge. 849 00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.840 I caught I think I caught the guy so picture 850 00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:41.159 he was across. So there was a w c W 851 00:43:41.320 --> 00:43:45.159 wrestler named Raven. Uh the way that he dresses. He 852 00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:50.000 dressed like Raven, but he had the face of Davy Havoc, 853 00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:53.800 the lead singer of afi and because there was a 854 00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:56.159 guy that kind of rushed out of the bathroom one 855 00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:59.360 night and I saw that guy and then when I 856 00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:02.440 looked in the bath it was just ship on the thing, 857 00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:05.360 like as if he was about to do it, but 858 00:44:05.519 --> 00:44:09.159 he like felt the presence of he's gonna get exposed, 859 00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:11.679 and he darted out of there, and he I would 860 00:44:11.719 --> 00:44:13.719 have caught him because I was on my way, and 861 00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:14.199 I was like what. 862 00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:15.679 I never saw him again, and I was like, what 863 00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.840 the fuck, man, why why did you do that? 864 00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:19.639 The thing is when he looked at me too, he 865 00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:22.480 looked pretty like normal, excuse me, like kind of a. 866 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:26.480 And I'm just like you piece of ship, he's a 867 00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:27.639 what a psychopath? 868 00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:31.079 Like, yeah, I wish aren't people. I would love to 869 00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:32.880 run into him and be like, I guess it didn't 870 00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:36.119 really matter because I, uh, that was not my job 871 00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:37.960 to clean that shut up right. I was not a janitor. 872 00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:41.400 Poor fucking bas poor Paco, and I had to fucking 873 00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:44.079 do his thing. That Starbucks there was. 874 00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:45.559 It's really sad. There was a guy that he had 875 00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:48.199 a clearly had I think he was what was it 876 00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:53.760 called paraplegic and he came in and you can tell 877 00:44:53.840 --> 00:44:55.760 when he left the bathroom. He's just kind of looked 878 00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:58.440 like nervous, like kind of looking around a lot. And 879 00:44:58.519 --> 00:44:59.800 I went in there and it was a ship like 880 00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:02.440 everywhere on the ceiling, like on the ceiling. 881 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:04.360 I was like, how did he just what ceiling? 882 00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:05.559 How did you do this? 883 00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:05.840 Sir? 884 00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:07.400 Like what the fuck is going on here? 885 00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:10.960 That is crazy? I can't that, I really can't. 886 00:45:11.039 --> 00:45:12.280 And when the. 887 00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:14.760 Manager tried to tell me, like us to clean it, 888 00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:16.039 and he's like, you guys wanted to us clean, I 889 00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:18.280 was like, I'm not cleaning. No, I didn't even like 890 00:45:18.360 --> 00:45:20.920 I didn't even entertain it. Like it was like, so 891 00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:22.360 you have to clean that kings And I was like, 892 00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:24.719 I'm not doing that. Man, I would have dude, I know. 893 00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:29.159 It's so the degree the swiftness by which I would 894 00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:31.159 have quit on the spot is crazy. 895 00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:33.079 Like it didn't even it didn't even penetrate me. 896 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:34.880 It was like, you got to clean it. I was like, no, no, 897 00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:35.280 I don't. 898 00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:37.199 And that's like cal has Matt, like we have a 899 00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:38.079 group of people for that. 900 00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:39.119 Yeah, I don't care. 901 00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:40.800 Might it might get you in trouble, it might take 902 00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:43.440 that out of your paycheck, but also like suck a dick, 903 00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:47.960 I'm not cleaning that, like I just like, I'm dude, 904 00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:50.559 I I'm very much. When I was working especially, I 905 00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:51.840 was like very much like if someone told me to 906 00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:53.119 do something, I would like I would clean the gut 907 00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:54.880 like I would clean the gutters with the milk work 908 00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:56.880 while was I would do the dishes, I would do 909 00:45:57.039 --> 00:45:58.639 what's the job, right that you obviously have to clean 910 00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:00.519 the floor for the most part to make it look presentable. 911 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:01.400 I'll do that. 912 00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:03.719 But as soon as you tell me to deal with waste, 913 00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:06.400 I'm like, dude, I'm not getting paid enough to do that. 914 00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:08.559 No, yeah, you're not. That is not in your job description. 915 00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:12.159 It's not I'll make coffee, ye make your coffee. I'll 916 00:46:12.199 --> 00:46:14.960 carry the milks, I'll bring things places, I'll talk to 917 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:17.679 the i'll serve the customer. I'm not cleaning up shit. 918 00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:19.800 You can kill yourself, dude. 919 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:21.800 The amount of the amount of times that like they 920 00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:25.519 you were hired for a specific thing, like whenever you're 921 00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:27.920 working in retail or food service, it's crazy how much 922 00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:29.639 like you're hired for a specific thing and then they'll 923 00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:32.360 just stretch that as much as they possibly. It's just like, hey, 924 00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:34.440 go do this fucking other thing. That you're not supposed 925 00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:37.320 to do that. We that is an entirely separate job, 926 00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:39.360 but we don't feel like paying for right, And it's 927 00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:44.039 just like, motherfucker, Like no, I like, what do you 928 00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:46.039 mean I have to? Like what do you mean I 929 00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:50.360 have to drive the fucking truck from one location to another? 930 00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:52.480 Like I'm not doing that? Are you insane? I don't know, 931 00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.960 I can't drive a fucking semi What are you talking about? 932 00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:01.079 It's I don't know, man, Yeah, that shit really infuriating, 933 00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:06.400 But especially when it involves like literal just toxic environments 934 00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:11.000 like that or like you could get sick, yeah, just handling, 935 00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:12.559 like call the hazmat team. 936 00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:15.760 I feel bad for people that were coerced into doing it, 937 00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:18.639 you know, Like, yeah, there was a one of our 938 00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:21.719 workers who was like the best worker there in Albertson's. 939 00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:24.760 I think he either did it once. 940 00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:26.719 Or he was about to because he was so like, 941 00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:30.239 uh like I get you know, he just he was 942 00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:32.760 such a pushover and such an honor roll student kind 943 00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:33.119 of guy. 944 00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:35.599 And and I was like, fuck that, David. I'm like, 945 00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:38.079 are you what the dude? 946 00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:43.199 We bad groceries put go backs and collect cards. 947 00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.559 That's it, Like what are you fucking doing dude? I 948 00:47:48.119 --> 00:47:50.480 I did some of that stuff for sure, because I 949 00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:53.800 just I there was there was a line though, for sure, 950 00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:55.599 like I definitely did. Like I remember they did try 951 00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:56.960 to get me to clean up the bathrooms. I was like, 952 00:47:57.000 --> 00:48:00.480 I'm not fucking doing that. You like, no, I'm leaving. 953 00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.199 In fact, I would easily like if they're like either 954 00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:06.239 that or quit, I would just laugh and piss all 955 00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:09.000 over the floor as I'm leaving, I. 956 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.800 Would add, I would add to the I would in 957 00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:13.000 fact ship more. 958 00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:17.800 I could piss this toilet, so make a piss ship smoothie. 959 00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:20.840 I leave it there. I wish I was a monster 960 00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.320 like that where I could just ship, like for Spie. 961 00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:24.440 I can't do spikee ships. 962 00:48:24.480 --> 00:48:27.920 Man. I could probably piss. I can spite pissed, though 963 00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:30.360 I'm sure I could do that. I can't. 964 00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:35.119 I can't ship when I'm upset, so I can't. It's 965 00:48:35.119 --> 00:48:37.440 an interesting I'm upset. 966 00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:38.599 Remember Amber heard? 967 00:48:39.159 --> 00:48:42.719 Remember Amber heard that that ship? Yeah that was wild that, 968 00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:47.440 Like you hated that dude so much? You're like, all right, dude, 969 00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:51.000 that's that's hate, man, That that is that is a hate. 970 00:48:51.039 --> 00:48:54.039 That is a hate that I've never experienced, and and 971 00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:57.360 and I'm low key jealous because that is an emotion. 972 00:48:57.599 --> 00:48:59.559 That is something that I feel like. It is the 973 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:01.519 human ex experience that I feel like a lot of 974 00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:04.920 people will never experience. That's that that level of anger. 975 00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:06.519 You're like, you know what you bad? 976 00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:08.119 I'm choking you? 977 00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:09.719 Right. 978 00:49:09.880 --> 00:49:12.079 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why Johnny beat her up too. 979 00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:16.440 I'm sure that is like you should have you know. 980 00:49:16.519 --> 00:49:19.559 And he's like all all drunken ship slapping her up. 981 00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:22.920 He's laps and she can't know where to stop blocking 982 00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:25.400 because she's sucking all drunk and loopy. He's like, where 983 00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:27.559 the fuck is it coming from? I don't know where He's. 984 00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:35.559 A should move on to the next one. Yeah, boomer locust, 985 00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:41.000 but with a whip yelling the N word roded. That 986 00:49:41.159 --> 00:49:44.880 is fucking insane. So a locust like from Gears, Yeah, 987 00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:47.719 it has to be that is specifically seventy years old 988 00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:50.000 with a whip. 989 00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:55.000 Whip. I guess that's what we have to say, or 990 00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:55.440 what do you say? 991 00:49:55.519 --> 00:50:01.199 Crack boom? He's he would be I guess he would 992 00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:02.000 be a cracker. 993 00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:04.400 He would have to be a cracker, yeah, because yeah, 994 00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:07.199 he says what the things right? 995 00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:09.840 Because he well, he cracks the whip. Yeah, he's like, 996 00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:14.880 he's a cracker. We got crackers. We got crackers on 997 00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:15.440 the riots. 998 00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:22.840 They're just really fucking white dude. Yeah, well they're all pale, 999 00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:26.719 but this was just a little bit per he is, 1000 00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:28.000 he's glowing. 1001 00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:34.440 We got crackers, got crackers of a hair? Whoa let 1002 00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:38.440 me who I can't do that ship my throat. 1003 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:39.719 Uh. 1004 00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:42.400 Anyway, he says, what's up sweety Derek and the man 1005 00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:48.280 who killed Jimmy Hoffa. Hey, listen, relax, he says, before 1006 00:50:48.280 --> 00:50:49.719 I started, I wanted to thank you for the hip 1007 00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.760 hop and PS two recommendations. Backstreet Freestyles become my favorite 1008 00:50:52.800 --> 00:50:55.800 Kendrick song. And MGS two is fucking sick. Yes it is. 1009 00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:59.199 Let's go. I'm such an MGS two true truth or 1010 00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:05.480 it's crazy? My I love that. My question is My 1011 00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:07.960 question is this. I recently moved across the country, leaving 1012 00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:09.960 my family behind. In fact, I don't speak to them. 1013 00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:14.159 I don't speak to them at all anymore. What advice, 1014 00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:20.719 Fire Fire, What advice do you have for establishing a 1015 00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:23.000 life in another state. It's a little bit difficult for 1016 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:24.920 me to give advice on this because I actually like 1017 00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:28.719 I brought like I brought some of it with you. Yeah, 1018 00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:32.599 you know, I start I didn't necessarily start from scratch. 1019 00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:35.760 I've lived in a couple of different states. I don't 1020 00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:39.679 know how, so I don't know how dating apps are anymore. 1021 00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:46.400 But I actually, dude, I networked through There's probably better 1022 00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:48.800 things now, I don't know, but I networked through the 1023 00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:53.280 like what was it called, okay Cupid? Uh, tender wasn't 1024 00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:56.000 a thing yet, but like I would because there would 1025 00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:59.000 just be you know, like, oh it would two birds 1026 00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:01.760 one stone. You might hang out with the cool ass 1027 00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:03.639 chick and something might but then also you meet her 1028 00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:06.920 people if they're like minded. It like it actually really 1029 00:52:08.000 --> 00:52:13.079 helped me establish relationships in in uh, particularly when I 1030 00:52:13.159 --> 00:52:14.320 was in Arizona. 1031 00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:20.360 That was actually really dope. So there's probably something that's better. Uh, yeah, 1032 00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:21.840 you know, you know what a friend of mine was 1033 00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:24.079 explaining to me, like, because I I had recently caught 1034 00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:25.199 up with a friend of mine that I haven't talked 1035 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:26.719 to you in ages, Like he moved to like Montana 1036 00:52:26.760 --> 00:52:30.320 a long time. I jesus, uh, and uh, it's like 1037 00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:34.360 Missula specifically, which is apparently very nice. But he was 1038 00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:37.599 telling me it's like, yeah, I like he left and 1039 00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:40.039 started completely from scratch because I ain't nobody from New 1040 00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:42.719 York going to Montana and you know, like it's it's 1041 00:52:42.840 --> 00:52:47.480 completely like, uh, that's a completely fresh start if there 1042 00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:50.480 ever was one, and so he was. He said he 1043 00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:54.559 would look for specifically, he would go on like like Facebook, 1044 00:52:54.639 --> 00:52:56.880 Marketplace and these places that were like offering it and 1045 00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:00.519 so like, okay, like I'm into music and video games 1046 00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:05.239 and movies, so let me look for let me see 1047 00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:09.760 like what can I get from actual people that are 1048 00:53:09.880 --> 00:53:12.440 around me and like in my area. It's like okay, 1049 00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:16.679 nostalgic like like an old ass video game arcade cabinet, 1050 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:20.039 or it's like okay, let me go go to the 1051 00:53:20.519 --> 00:53:23.079 go pick this thing up, strike up a conversation. Chances 1052 00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:26.599 are there's some pretty overlapped interest there that would lead 1053 00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:28.400 them into different social circles. And the same thing with 1054 00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:30.480 like old old movies and stuff like that. It's like, oh, 1055 00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:33.239 you got like movie memorabilia from this thing, Like, chances 1056 00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:35.760 are you're into the stuff that I'm into. And then 1057 00:53:35.760 --> 00:53:37.679 they would strike up relationships through that kind of thing, 1058 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.000 like oh, you have a sick guitar that I want 1059 00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:43.679 and you're like within two miles of me, Let me go, 1060 00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:48.679 I'll pick up the guitar, chat chat about music. Start 1061 00:53:48.880 --> 00:53:52.880 start that way. That's apparently like a pretty decent way 1062 00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:54.840 to like get to know people in an area, especially 1063 00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:59.199 if you're new. Yeah, I just finding these things that 1064 00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:01.400 are like very cific and hyper specific to you that 1065 00:54:01.559 --> 00:54:05.920 like might also be around you. That's that works. I 1066 00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:08.719 think I've never done that myself, but I could see 1067 00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:10.480 that working fairly well. 1068 00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:11.960 Work is a cheat code for it. 1069 00:54:12.039 --> 00:54:13.440 Man, well work the. 1070 00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:18.599 Yeah, if if you don't, if you can't make work friends, 1071 00:54:18.679 --> 00:54:19.480 then you suck. 1072 00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:22.480 You know what I mean, if you're literally are suffering 1073 00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:22.800 with them. 1074 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.639 Like if you can't literally you have the most genuine 1075 00:54:25.719 --> 00:54:29.280 formal commanderie like you guys are all slaves to the 1076 00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:30.159 corporate machine. 1077 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:30.400 Again. 1078 00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:33.599 Yeah, yeah, you should be able to find commoderie with 1079 00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:34.039 your foot. 1080 00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:37.119 Well, yeah, if you can't, it's one thing if you 1081 00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:39.199 want to or not, like because I definitely, like I 1082 00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:41.480 had I I was working at Series and I had 1083 00:54:41.559 --> 00:54:45.159 no interest in it's And it's definitely. 1084 00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.719 If you can't, not that you didn't want to, because 1085 00:54:47.960 --> 00:54:51.079 there I have worked jobs or I absolutely kept no 1086 00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:52.920 contact with any It was just work. 1087 00:54:53.599 --> 00:54:54.280 We're cordial. 1088 00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:56.800 And then once I was gone, I literally talked to 1089 00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:57.840 absolutely none of them. 1090 00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:02.239 Yeah, niggas, I don't talk to y'all exactly over. 1091 00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:08.039 The yo, me kick said. So we went, we went 1092 00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:11.400 out to uh to Barty's beaery kind of recently, like 1093 00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:13.360 a little bit before I got sick. I'm not blaming 1094 00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:17.119 you or anything, but wasn't suspicious suspicious? Why am I 1095 00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:19.599 not sick? Why do I never get sick? Maybe because 1096 00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:23.000 like all the sick was on uh, it was on you, 1097 00:55:23.119 --> 00:55:24.960 but you didn't inhale it somehow, I don't know whatever 1098 00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:27.679 wasn't breathing. That makes sense. You sat you sat right 1099 00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:29.719 next to me. I don't know, you sat right next 1100 00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.920 to it makes sense. And so but dude, do you remember, 1101 00:55:31.960 --> 00:55:34.159 like so we went to Party's beatery and I ordered 1102 00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:37.719 I ordered like a like a fried chicken club and 1103 00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:43.000 then a mozzarella steaks and I I got an empty 1104 00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:49.599 mozzarella stick. But I naked, not naked, I guess, only 1105 00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:53.400 the clothes of it. Dude. I bit into it and 1106 00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:55.559 there was no cheese inside. It was just the fucking 1107 00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:56.400 it was sickness. 1108 00:55:56.800 --> 00:55:59.159 It was they put flu. 1109 00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:01.719 That's what it was maybe maybe it was just a 1110 00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:03.880 flu motz relstick and that's why, that's what that's what 1111 00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:07.719 did mean more flew right fucking now. But it got 1112 00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:09.440 me confused because I was like, I guess I just 1113 00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:11.679 don't understand how mots of relisticks they make him. 1114 00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:14.440 Yeah, because that is because a confusing thing, like why 1115 00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.000 is it solid but there's nothing in it? 1116 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:20.039 Dude? It blew my vibe. I think I showed the 1117 00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:20.639 kicks that he was. 1118 00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:23.840 How can it be solid and liquid? 1119 00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:26.159 Oh? I saw your mouth moving and I didn't hear you, 1120 00:56:26.199 --> 00:56:31.960 and I thought he might have been muted. Don't funk 1121 00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:37.760 with me, don't do don't do this. It's an audio nightmare, dude. 1122 00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:39.840 It's already it already feels weird getting used to doing 1123 00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:44.000 something like this without without live switching. I'm so used 1124 00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:49.760 to like live switching the camera computer. Yeah, like I 1125 00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:51.559 need like a I need like a fidget toy, like 1126 00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:54.480 whenever we're doing this live or whenever we're doing this remotely. 1127 00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:57.360 But yeah, I mean I don't know, Like you could 1128 00:56:57.400 --> 00:57:01.280 try this that Facebook marketplace then that seems to have 1129 00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:02.719 worked really well for him, Like you made a lot 1130 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:05.920 of friends, just like looking for certain things that were 1131 00:57:05.960 --> 00:57:08.119 like hyper specific to his interests that might have also 1132 00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:10.880 been shared by other people. Uh, that's I've never tried 1133 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:13.559 that myself. It seems to work though, But that's the 1134 00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:15.440 best advice I can give. Like, I don't know, work 1135 00:57:15.519 --> 00:57:16.920 is obviously a cheat code there too. 1136 00:57:17.760 --> 00:57:20.079 How do you make friends as a growing adult? Like, 1137 00:57:20.119 --> 00:57:21.719 imagine us having to make friends again. 1138 00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:23.639 I mean, I really have no concept. 1139 00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:26.679 To me, it's always here's one thing, Like a lot 1140 00:57:26.760 --> 00:57:29.159 of times I don't want to talk, to bebele but 1141 00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:33.039 people can't help but fucking talk even when you have 1142 00:57:33.320 --> 00:57:35.480 so I had my fucking earbuds clearly on. I'm in 1143 00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:39.719 Walmart and this fucking guy I'm by the pork right, 1144 00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:41.960 and he's like, looks over to me. 1145 00:57:42.440 --> 00:57:44.840 The trick is to find he says this, as if 1146 00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:51.320 this is like a Skyrim if you see it literally literally, this. 1147 00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:55.880 Guy says something like as if the as if everyone 1148 00:57:56.039 --> 00:57:57.960 knows about the dates, right, you try to when you 1149 00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:00.320 be get an item, you wanted to be the latest date. 1150 00:58:00.320 --> 00:58:01.320 And he's like, the trick is to. 1151 00:58:01.400 --> 00:58:05.440 Find the one with the latest date, you know, the trick? 1152 00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:07.719 And I was like, yeah, man, I was like, are 1153 00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:10.599 you but I'm just being nice, and then this guy 1154 00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:13.599 seems so grateful because he was like, oh, like there's 1155 00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:16.920 a ten, there's a nine. And then I was just like, yeah, 1156 00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:18.519 there's some twelves in this world right here. 1157 00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:22.559 It's like oh yeah, oh my god, thank you so much. 1158 00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:24.199 And I'm like, what the fuck is happening? 1159 00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:27.920 Like this guy he just needed someone to need over exactly. 1160 00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:32.639 And this happens so often of people wherever the fuck, 1161 00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:35.119 Like I get into these conversations. I always had to 1162 00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:36.800 take my headphones off because I'm like, bro, how do 1163 00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:39.639 you not the trick? How do you get the trick? 1164 00:58:40.119 --> 00:58:41.559 I can't get over. It's like the trick is to 1165 00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:50.119 only cross when the the lightest. It's like it that way. 1166 00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:52.400 This happened to me all the time. Chris has noticed it. 1167 00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:55.280 People just fucking talk to me. People just are drawn 1168 00:58:55.320 --> 00:58:56.199 to me for some reason. 1169 00:58:56.719 --> 00:58:59.000 I'm like why. I actually, I don't know if I've 1170 00:58:59.039 --> 00:58:59.400 noticed it. 1171 00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:02.159 We went we went out before, people just talking to me, 1172 00:59:02.159 --> 00:59:03.199 and I'm like, what the is going on? 1173 00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:04.199 Have they? 1174 00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:06.920 But I was one time he went to freaking We 1175 00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:09.599 were going down at Chipotle. I remember We're just walking 1176 00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:12.199 and some lady was like hey, and I was like, what, bitch, 1177 00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:12.840 what do you want? 1178 00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:14.199 I can rob you? 1179 00:59:14.639 --> 00:59:16.960 Oh I do remember that steal from you. I am 1180 00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:18.960 huge and much bigger. I can hurt you need to. 1181 00:59:19.039 --> 00:59:21.000 You need to summon that fucking police sketch and then 1182 00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:30.239 people stop talking to you. Stop Yo, that's crazy. You 1183 00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:31.880 just turn it. You turned into you do like a 1184 00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:36.719 large marge like claymation, Like you turned into that character. Bro. 1185 00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:39.159 You know, I just thought about it too when I 1186 00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:42.760 when that fucking guy talked to me. Not only I 1187 00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:47.239 had a beanie on, my hood on, my sunglasses, a 1188 00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:51.840 fucking mask on, and earbuds like I didn't have my 1189 00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:54.599 hoodie on, sorry, but like I had. I was completely 1190 00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:57.440 like I look like I'm about to kill people or something, 1191 00:59:57.599 --> 01:00:00.320 because no one's really wearing mask anymore. So like I'm 1192 01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:02.360 in the fucking grocery store with probably one of the 1193 01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:04.760 fucking out of one hundred people or two hundred people, 1194 01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:05.480 I'm one of them. 1195 01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:06.360 Wearing a mask. Is you a mask? 1196 01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:07.400 U when you go shopping everything? 1197 01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:07.760 Hell? 1198 01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:12.079 Yeah? Well in this season, like normally, I like say, 1199 01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:13.920 during the summer, I don't give a fuck whatever, but 1200 01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:16.719 like now that everybody's getting fucking shick and coughing everywhere, 1201 01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:19.400 Like the last time I went accidentally, I went to 1202 01:00:19.480 --> 01:00:21.440 the store. I was a smart and final and this 1203 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.960 fucking little Asian kid just was it. I need to 1204 01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:27.679 be in this aisle and this motherfucker was walking up 1205 01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:30.280 and down, coughing like crazy, and I just held my breath, 1206 01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:30.599 like I. 1207 01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:32.400 Gotta get the fuck up and down. 1208 01:00:32.960 --> 01:00:35.280 He was just running around like a fucking kid, and 1209 01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:38.840 I was like, oh my god, Dad, please say this. 1210 01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:39.119 Dad. 1211 01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:41.119 You can tell he's just done. He was one of 1212 01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:44.119 those He's done today. Whatever happened to that day, he 1213 01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:46.719 was done. And you can give a fuck about his 1214 01:00:46.840 --> 01:00:47.719 kid doing anything. 1215 01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:49.840 He woke up and his wife was arguing him. As 1216 01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:51.320 soon as he woke up. On the wake up, she's 1217 01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:55.239 already yawing him, and it's like, come on, I just 1218 01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:58.400 woke up. I was that with Jalen and some friends 1219 01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:01.400 of mine and we were were walking. We were just 1220 01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:03.159 like I think I don't remember exactly when it was 1221 01:01:03.199 --> 01:01:05.199 around Christmas time. We were walking around, going to like 1222 01:01:05.360 --> 01:01:07.679 we were circling different bars. We went to a cigar 1223 01:01:07.719 --> 01:01:10.280 lounge and like smoked a little bit, but we we 1224 01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:14.719 ran into these people where we were just walking. We 1225 01:01:14.800 --> 01:01:17.119 were walking down the street. We were talking about like money. 1226 01:01:17.159 --> 01:01:18.719 I can't remember what the hell we were talking about. 1227 01:01:18.719 --> 01:01:20.719 But then these two people were like, oh yeah, there's 1228 01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:24.679 a gambling ring down the down the road man, and 1229 01:01:25.079 --> 01:01:27.760 we were like oh yeah, okay. 1230 01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:29.000 Like I don't know why, I don't know why you. 1231 01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:32.119 I don't know why you were listening to us while 1232 01:01:32.159 --> 01:01:34.039 we were walking, and then just decided to jump into 1233 01:01:34.039 --> 01:01:36.679 the conversation and they were like, yeah, man, you go 1234 01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:39.199 down there. And then they were they kept giving wrong directions. 1235 01:01:39.239 --> 01:01:40.639 They were like, it's make a left at the bridge, 1236 01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:41.760 and it's like, no, it's a right at the bridge. 1237 01:01:41.760 --> 01:01:43.239 It's like, oh yeah, yeah, they were right, it is 1238 01:01:43.280 --> 01:01:45.519 a right at the bridge. We were just like oh 1239 01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:47.559 my god. And we just were walking. It's a long 1240 01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:50.159 stretch of like you know, sidewalk, and we were just like, 1241 01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:52.320 oh my god, we gotta walk this this entire thing 1242 01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:55.719 and hopefully like when we crossed they leave, and they 1243 01:01:55.800 --> 01:01:58.800 just didn't. They kept going with us. But I'll never 1244 01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:01.199 forget it because they were like, you know, my name's Chino, 1245 01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:08.159 this is danger. Nope. Yeah, it's like yeah, so like 1246 01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:11.719 my name is Chino, this is danger. Uh, you know, 1247 01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:13.599 just come on come on down later on if you 1248 01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:16.440 want to gamble, and remember to tell them that Chino 1249 01:02:16.519 --> 01:02:19.320 and Danger sent you definitely, but not but don't say 1250 01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:23.960 but say girl danger because there's the girl's name was danger, 1251 01:02:24.039 --> 01:02:25.119 but like you have to say girl, you have to 1252 01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:28.199 clarify the girl dangerous. I was just like, yeah, sure, man, 1253 01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:28.679 no problem. 1254 01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:30.679 I usually don't meet women that stupid that were like 1255 01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:32.239 I'm gonna take a dumb nickname. 1256 01:02:32.320 --> 01:02:35.400 I usually don't. Usually it's it's some stupid guy, Oh 1257 01:02:35.480 --> 01:02:38.079 my name is Spider, and I'm like, oh, okay, name 1258 01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:42.119 draft dude. It was the funniest. It was the funny 1259 01:02:42.119 --> 01:02:44.599 stitt because Jaalen was entertaining it, Like Jaylen. Jal's the 1260 01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:46.599 kind of guy that like he accepts the side quests 1261 01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:48.960 all the time, so he like he's like he's always like, hey, 1262 01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:50.599 we should maybe should check this place out. He's like 1263 01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:54.000 that's okay man. But but so he's talking about and 1264 01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:57.320 then like I'm just paying attention in case like something 1265 01:02:57.400 --> 01:03:00.480 goes crazy. So I'm just like I'm really like locked in. 1266 01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:03.559 And then behind us, as this conversation is ensuing us, 1267 01:03:03.639 --> 01:03:07.760 Jalen's like talking to these two people like there's I 1268 01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:14.119 just hear like like really intense shuffling, like somebody like 1269 01:03:14.239 --> 01:03:17.719 dragging a leg. And it's just this guy limping slowly 1270 01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:21.760 behind us, but he's very loud about it, and I'm 1271 01:03:21.800 --> 01:03:23.960 just like, yo, what is going on? Like what like 1272 01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:26.800 I feel like I'm I feel like I'm on a 1273 01:03:26.920 --> 01:03:30.880 high alert right now. And it was just this strangest 1274 01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:33.440 fucking exper and then that guy eventually like peer off 1275 01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:34.039 and turned away. 1276 01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:36.639 You were having a mega anxiety attack pretty much. 1277 01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:43.320 I wasn't stay away from Danger, girl Danger, the girl 1278 01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:44.719 Danger specifically, stay away from her. 1279 01:03:45.639 --> 01:03:46.320 I'll never forget it. 1280 01:03:46.360 --> 01:03:46.480 Man. 1281 01:03:46.519 --> 01:03:48.519 It was just such a weird and right like Chino 1282 01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:51.800 and Danger such memorable fucking like comedy. It was like 1283 01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:54.920 it was like the new Cheech and Gen or something exactly. 1284 01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:56.639 It's like Gino and Danger. Like it felt like a 1285 01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:57.360 like an act. 1286 01:03:58.320 --> 01:04:01.239 It was like it was Danger and this is Jash 1287 01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:06.519 and Chino and Danger go to the casino white Castle, 1288 01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:10.840 go to what's the new burger joint? Now, what's what's 1289 01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:15.199 the the habit the habit? Go to the habit Uh 1290 01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:16.119 shake shack? 1291 01:04:16.199 --> 01:04:16.599 There we go. 1292 01:04:18.239 --> 01:04:22.760 And Danger, Chino and girl Danger go to shake shack. 1293 01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:27.679 Film it film now who's gonna option that. If there's 1294 01:04:27.679 --> 01:04:33.360 any uh any producers watching the start listening to us. 1295 01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:38.400 Hit us up. We got stories. We almost went. We 1296 01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:40.519 almost went to it to what Oh yeah, they were 1297 01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:42.480 telling us about and they were telling us like, there's 1298 01:04:42.480 --> 01:04:44.519 a there's a red Gate. Don't go to the red Gate. 1299 01:04:44.599 --> 01:04:46.960 Go to the black Gate and they'll let you in. 1300 01:04:47.079 --> 01:04:48.800 And I was like, there's a gate. I'm not going there. 1301 01:04:49.119 --> 01:04:51.480 There's some weird shit happening there. I would have been 1302 01:04:52.360 --> 01:04:54.800 if I was twenty years old, I would have went. 1303 01:04:55.079 --> 01:04:55.440 Twenty one. 1304 01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:56.760 I guess you probably have to be twenty one. But 1305 01:04:57.039 --> 01:05:00.280 if I was just like early twenties, I would did it. 1306 01:05:00.639 --> 01:05:02.320 Oh dude, if I was twenty three, twenty four, I 1307 01:05:02.320 --> 01:05:04.880 would have gone. But like I'm thirty one, Like now, 1308 01:05:04.920 --> 01:05:07.360 I'm not gonna I'm not trying to know. I'm trying 1309 01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:08.960 to end up in a fucking cision where it's like 1310 01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:12.360 two am and I'm gambling on. You're fucking You're like 1311 01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:14.440 mixed up with You're mixed up with like like a 1312 01:05:14.519 --> 01:05:18.280 dragon shit going on. You're like California yacht, like get here. 1313 01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:22.079 The California chapter of the Yaku says is not something 1314 01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:24.320 to be trifled. You ever, know, man, I think like 1315 01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:26.000 I think the Yakus will have something to do with 1316 01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:28.679 the little Tokyo because why do I why is there 1317 01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.159 a dress code in they're fucking that arcade in that mall, 1318 01:05:31.239 --> 01:05:31.880 that little mall. 1319 01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:35.360 Like to me, that's like that, it is weird something that, 1320 01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:36.880 like I feel like mob shit would do. 1321 01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:40.760 Nah, pull your fucking pants up here, you know, I 1322 01:05:40.800 --> 01:05:41.039 don't know. 1323 01:05:41.320 --> 01:05:42.559 Fucking I don't. I don't know how to do that. 1324 01:05:42.599 --> 01:05:46.079 Ship. Hey, suck my dick twice so Tuesday, Eh, fucking asshole. 1325 01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:47.840 I pissed. 1326 01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:51.000 He's a little funny, you know. Okay, So here's a 1327 01:05:51.039 --> 01:05:52.559 good here's a good question. I feel like I've seen 1328 01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:55.800 this question around. I don't know if we've I'm sure 1329 01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:58.840 we've talked about this before or like our feelings on this, 1330 01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:01.599 but like big jor big ugly Jordan Rode, he says, hello, 1331 01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:06.559 arbiter spawn and President Keith David. Wait, Who's I don't 1332 01:06:06.559 --> 01:06:11.679 know who? I don't know and I'll be spawn whatever whatever. Yeah, 1333 01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:13.719 I guess I'm arbiter, I guess. But like, that's this 1334 01:06:13.840 --> 01:06:17.880 is redundant. What are your anti what are your anti 1335 01:06:18.039 --> 01:06:20.000 resolutions for the year in other words, what do you 1336 01:06:20.079 --> 01:06:23.559 pledge not to change at all or even double down on? Now, 1337 01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:27.400 broadly speaking, the concept of New Year's resolutions like, I 1338 01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:33.199 don't really like I just don't. It's too easy to me. 1339 01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:34.639 It's just like, if you want to do something, to 1340 01:06:34.719 --> 01:06:36.719 do it, I don't. I don't know why. He's like, 1341 01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:39.199 I feel like a lot of people are like, I'll 1342 01:06:39.239 --> 01:06:41.000 wait for the New Year to do something good, and 1343 01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:43.880 it's just like, just fucking wait, I'll wait for January 1344 01:06:43.960 --> 01:06:47.320 to start working out. You know, I've seen that a lot, 1345 01:06:47.519 --> 01:06:49.360 and it's just like, just start working out. Just do it. 1346 01:06:49.559 --> 01:06:52.199 If you want to do it, do it. But an 1347 01:06:52.199 --> 01:06:55.760 anti resolution, I think is an interesting idea. So like, 1348 01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:58.760 just what do you want to double down on. 1349 01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:02.960 I'm just gonna be stopped being respectful all like period. 1350 01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:05.599 I'm gonna embrace my worst instincts. 1351 01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:09.599 Well see, that's kind of like resolution ship, where you're 1352 01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:10.800 you're saying you're gonna. 1353 01:07:10.599 --> 01:07:13.239 Gonna stopping what are you gonna continue doing? 1354 01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:15.519 I'm gonna be more of an asshole, I'm gonna be 1355 01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:18.960 more fair, I'm gonna beat my wife more, I'm gonna 1356 01:07:19.039 --> 01:07:21.320 fucking I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the worst 1357 01:07:21.320 --> 01:07:21.960 berson of myself. 1358 01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:22.280 I like it. 1359 01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:23.119 I'm really proud of myself. 1360 01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:23.440 I like it. 1361 01:07:24.719 --> 01:07:26.760 Everybody. There's so many people like I want to be better, Like, no, 1362 01:07:27.559 --> 01:07:28.239 might not be worse. 1363 01:07:28.519 --> 01:07:31.840 Yeah, I like that. Yeah, it's a good question. 1364 01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:34.880 What am I gonna What am I definitely gonna do? 1365 01:07:37.320 --> 01:07:39.840 I don't know, probably be lazy. That's that's one thing 1366 01:07:40.360 --> 01:07:42.199 I think there's gonna be. There's always gonna be an 1367 01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:44.920 aspect aspect of my laziness that I'm not gonna thwart. 1368 01:07:46.440 --> 01:07:48.760 I'm gonna try to not be lazy in certain areas, 1369 01:07:48.840 --> 01:07:52.199 but I can't. I am to me to be this 1370 01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:55.760 fucking I'm just being an online creator. Like really fucked 1371 01:07:55.800 --> 01:07:58.400 my hustle up, man, like I I used to. I 1372 01:07:58.519 --> 01:07:59.960 used to hustle way more when I felt like, I 1373 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.239 really like you when you feel like you need to 1374 01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:06.239 do ship like I admire the people that they don't 1375 01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:08.199 really need to fucking go hard in the painting morm 1376 01:08:08.280 --> 01:08:10.960 to still do. Like in ways of the I'm juggling 1377 01:08:11.039 --> 01:08:14.760 fucking three YouTube channels, I have fucking six podcasts, and 1378 01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:18.439 I do this and I'm like Jesus Christ and I'm 1379 01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.439 having trouble doing like just one of each. 1380 01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:26.159 Yeah, you have to, like if you're if you're lazy, 1381 01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:27.920 or if you have like a lazy personality, like you 1382 01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:30.960 gotta like find an area to pile it all in 1383 01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:33.520 because you can't get rid of it. You gotta like 1384 01:08:33.560 --> 01:08:35.920 figure out It's like, okay, like where's my laziness gonna 1385 01:08:35.920 --> 01:08:38.399 be probably cooking for me? It's cooking. I like that, 1386 01:08:39.000 --> 01:08:43.000 Like I'm I'm you know, I I'll make myself eggs 1387 01:08:43.000 --> 01:08:45.640 and I won't even season them. That's that's because I'm 1388 01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:48.520 just like whatever, Like that's too much lazy. Who can say? 1389 01:08:50.880 --> 01:08:53.520 I feel like the cooking is so much more work 1390 01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:56.159 than just picking up some salt and pepper and throwing 1391 01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:56.560 it off there. 1392 01:08:56.600 --> 01:08:58.520 Now, it's just like you break an egg, you mix it, 1393 01:08:58.600 --> 01:09:00.840 you throw it in a pan, you heat it up, 1394 01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:03.920 you eat it. Like like what am I gonna open up? 1395 01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:06.520 I'm gonna go into my cabinets now, and I'm gonna 1396 01:09:06.560 --> 01:09:12.439 like because eggs, eggs by themselves, like they're not like whatever, 1397 01:09:12.680 --> 01:09:15.520 Like they're they're completely inoffensive, you know. 1398 01:09:16.600 --> 01:09:16.800 Yeah. 1399 01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:20.039 To me, it's like do you put anything in your oatmeal? No? 1400 01:09:20.640 --> 01:09:21.399 No, not supposed to? 1401 01:09:22.920 --> 01:09:25.479 Well I have, well I use specifically, like I have 1402 01:09:25.600 --> 01:09:30.039 brown sugar oatmeal, so like maybe, but I don't put 1403 01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:33.359 anything into it, like I makes but that's that's specifically 1404 01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:35.720 better if you sweeten it up. I think that's all 1405 01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:37.560 you really need, just a little bit. But dude, even 1406 01:09:37.600 --> 01:09:40.159 a salad, like I'll eat salads dry man, You're like, 1407 01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:41.840 I just don't. Guys, are You're like a rabbit, You're 1408 01:09:41.880 --> 01:09:46.000 just a fucking You're just I eat things as they 1409 01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:48.600 are generally speaking, Like I just I can't like if 1410 01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:50.479 it if it's just me, if I'm just if I'm 1411 01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:52.560 just cooking for me, Like I can't find it in 1412 01:09:52.640 --> 01:09:56.000 myself to like put effort into it because I just 1413 01:09:56.119 --> 01:09:58.520 like the point of this really is to just sustain 1414 01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.359 me and to like keep me alive. 1415 01:10:00.520 --> 01:10:03.560 So it's just like whatever you're doing, you know, it's 1416 01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:07.800 such a weird balance because a truly lazy person wouldn't 1417 01:10:07.800 --> 01:10:08.279 even cook. 1418 01:10:08.640 --> 01:10:09.920 That's what's so crazy to me. 1419 01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:12.800 To me, it's like, if you're already cooking, might as 1420 01:10:12.840 --> 01:10:14.199 well just throw a little season on it, make it 1421 01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:15.319 taste really fucking awesome. 1422 01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:18.680 It's it's barely cooking though, It's it's it's just taking 1423 01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:20.000 something and making it hot. 1424 01:10:20.119 --> 01:10:22.359 Until it's ready to eat. That's even like you know 1425 01:10:22.399 --> 01:10:23.920 what I had for breakfast, I'm not like I had 1426 01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:26.920 eggo waffle. I'm not because I didn't want to do ship, 1427 01:10:27.840 --> 01:10:29.800 so I I just threw it in the toaster and 1428 01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:33.199 then with dunk. You know, you press the thing to 1429 01:10:33.359 --> 01:10:35.720 me like waiting for my burner to beat up and shit, 1430 01:10:35.720 --> 01:10:37.399 because I don't have fire right burners. I have the 1431 01:10:37.640 --> 01:10:41.079 stupid hot the electrical bullshit, so I gotta wait for it. 1432 01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:42.119 I'm like, fuck all that. 1433 01:10:43.079 --> 01:10:45.680 The toasters, it's ready in a minute. 1434 01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:48.640 And then paper plates so I don't have to wash 1435 01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:54.880 the dishes, you know, excellent ship, that's great. Yeah, I'm 1436 01:10:54.920 --> 01:10:57.600 actually every week I'm cooking now, I make I make 1437 01:10:57.640 --> 01:10:58.439 beans from scratch. 1438 01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:00.680 I bought a crop. 1439 01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:01.600 Beans out of nothing. 1440 01:11:01.680 --> 01:11:09.159 You had, like conjured beans, Skyrim, it's a Skyrim spelled 1441 01:11:09.239 --> 01:11:10.840 conjured conjured. 1442 01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:13.399 Be conter beans and beans and werewolves. 1443 01:11:14.000 --> 01:11:15.920 It can't it can only be both. 1444 01:11:17.359 --> 01:11:20.560 Sometimes it's both. You gotta re you gotta moderate your power. 1445 01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:23.880 Beans and where you know I'm playing Skyrim right now. 1446 01:11:24.119 --> 01:11:28.720 You of course you are. But dude, like so, I've 1447 01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:31.359 never actually played any of the DLC for Skyrim. I've 1448 01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:37.199 never done. I've never done what. I just got to 1449 01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:38.319 sal Stein for the first time. 1450 01:11:38.399 --> 01:11:42.119 That place is you never fucking spermed on that fucking vampires? 1451 01:11:42.319 --> 01:11:45.560 Man, damn no fucking what's your name? 1452 01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:46.359 Leara? 1453 01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:46.640 No? 1454 01:11:46.880 --> 01:11:49.760 No, no, no, no, no, I forget her name. It's 1455 01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:52.479 been too many years. But you know that bad either, 1456 01:11:52.640 --> 01:11:55.279 Lena like that? Yeah, that sounds right, something like that. 1457 01:11:56.399 --> 01:12:01.000 So I only ever played I mean I might have 1458 01:12:01.159 --> 01:12:03.199 dabbled in it, like when it was like new New, 1459 01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:05.399 but like I didn't. I didn't really, so like this 1460 01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:07.119 is the first time that I'm playing through it. Like actually, 1461 01:12:07.119 --> 01:12:08.600 like I just got to Soul Sime. I'm level twelve 1462 01:12:08.640 --> 01:12:09.880 and Soul time, I need to leave. 1463 01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:11.680 What are you doing there? 1464 01:12:14.560 --> 01:12:18.239 Because my goal, my goal was okay, listen, I know 1465 01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:21.399 I always get the urge to replace Skyrim. But what 1466 01:12:21.560 --> 01:12:23.479 happens is I always go through like the parts that 1467 01:12:23.560 --> 01:12:25.960 I remember, and then I just kind of get bored 1468 01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:27.479 of it because it's just like I know where this 1469 01:12:27.640 --> 01:12:29.039 is going. I know I gotta go, I know I 1470 01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:31.680 gotta go talk to this and I go, you know 1471 01:12:31.720 --> 01:12:34.479 what I mean, I get bored. So like my goal 1472 01:12:34.680 --> 01:12:38.239 was okay, so this time I'm gonna do the bare 1473 01:12:38.359 --> 01:12:40.760 minimum stuff. I'm gonna go to White Run, you know, 1474 01:12:40.800 --> 01:12:44.359 I'm gonna go get the shout from the fucking Graybeards 1475 01:12:44.520 --> 01:12:46.680 on High rockcard. But then after that, I'm just gonna 1476 01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:49.000 do shit. I'm only gonna do the things that I 1477 01:12:49.159 --> 01:12:50.880 don't remember or haven't done. 1478 01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:52.680 Have you been a Dark Brotherhood? 1479 01:12:53.600 --> 01:12:55.039 I did the Dark Brotherhood. Yeah, that was like the 1480 01:12:55.079 --> 01:12:56.800 first That was my first play through was the Dark Brotherhood. 1481 01:12:56.800 --> 01:12:57.239 It was sick. 1482 01:12:57.359 --> 01:13:01.119 Did the High School of Thematic School, the Magic School? 1483 01:13:01.319 --> 01:13:02.880 The Magic School? I did, but I didn't do I 1484 01:13:02.920 --> 01:13:05.520 didn't do any of the I didn't do the Thieves Guild. 1485 01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:09.359 I didn't do I didn't do Nightingales. I didn't do 1486 01:13:09.439 --> 01:13:14.119 the Companions. I didn't do any of the dalc like anything. No, 1487 01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:17.520 I for real think I did everything in Skyrim like 1488 01:13:17.640 --> 01:13:18.960 I had. I believe you. 1489 01:13:19.319 --> 01:13:22.359 Yeah, I've I've probably at this point, I've done everything. 1490 01:13:22.479 --> 01:13:26.159 I can't think of a I've I if I if 1491 01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:30.319 I beat the main Quest again, uh, I know I 1492 01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:32.119 would have to side with the Imperial because the last time, 1493 01:13:32.159 --> 01:13:34.760 because I did storm Cloaks, Imperial storm Cloaks and out 1494 01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:35.239 of the New Imperios. 1495 01:13:35.239 --> 01:13:35.800 So I've done it. Three. 1496 01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:38.239 Basically this would be the fourth time, you know, like 1497 01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:41.399 I've done other things way more than obviously doing that, 1498 01:13:41.560 --> 01:13:45.520 But so I just I just remember that for some reason, 1499 01:13:45.560 --> 01:13:48.479 I remember that specifically, but I keep getting the urge 1500 01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:50.800 and I keep shutting it down because it's just I 1501 01:13:50.880 --> 01:13:51.880 have so much other ship. 1502 01:13:52.479 --> 01:13:54.399 My favorite thing to do is I would go inside 1503 01:13:54.439 --> 01:13:56.199 of the place where that's the ram head. I think it's, 1504 01:13:56.319 --> 01:13:59.920 uh the rams head the icon of where it's at. 1505 01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:07.640 Oh uh, it's either yeah, maybe I don't remember, and 1506 01:14:07.720 --> 01:14:08.239 I would. 1507 01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:15.119 Have summon unbound Dad and leave someone unbound and make 1508 01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:17.119 it everybody else's problem. 1509 01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:19.159 And I'm like, bro, it's it's kind of cool because 1510 01:14:19.159 --> 01:14:21.159 I'm running in the ship that I don't remember. I'm like, 1511 01:14:21.640 --> 01:14:25.439 I ran into like a like a gaggle of fucking zombies, 1512 01:14:25.479 --> 01:14:27.800 and I'm like, there's zombies in this? Were there always 1513 01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:31.119 zombies in this? I don't I don't remember zombies in 1514 01:14:31.199 --> 01:14:32.880 my initial play through Skyrim at all? 1515 01:14:33.479 --> 01:14:35.920 Did you run into the cows that are pretty much brains? 1516 01:14:36.840 --> 01:14:38.600 And the fuck are you talking about? 1517 01:14:38.640 --> 01:14:41.239 No, No, cows that are brains pretty much? 1518 01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:43.680 Well, I left soul Simon already, like I I got 1519 01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:46.800 and I was like, I'm clearly under level for this. 1520 01:14:46.920 --> 01:14:49.880 I ran into a fucking Spriggan that raped me, and 1521 01:14:49.960 --> 01:14:51.760 so I was like, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go 1522 01:14:52.600 --> 01:14:54.359 if I can't handle a fucking Spriggid. 1523 01:14:55.000 --> 01:14:57.720 Yeah, plenty of so many good moments. 1524 01:14:59.039 --> 01:15:01.239 It's good. Still like it. I'm gonna mod it to 1525 01:15:01.239 --> 01:15:03.520 ship though, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw on some uh. 1526 01:15:05.159 --> 01:15:07.640 I wanna I want to ruin the vibe of it 1527 01:15:08.399 --> 01:15:09.880 in some way, like I want to make it like 1528 01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:11.239 a desert. Make sure you're. 1529 01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:16.000 Make sure you're fucking uh yeah, like a lot of Marlwin. 1530 01:15:16.079 --> 01:15:20.039 Make it look like this fucking dirty and gross. Yeah, 1531 01:15:20.880 --> 01:15:23.520 make sure you're the spiders are Spider Man. 1532 01:15:24.039 --> 01:15:27.720 That's that's all. That's like standard for me. Oh that's 1533 01:15:27.720 --> 01:15:29.199 a classic one. Yeah, that's the state. 1534 01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:36.279 I always make sure that it's so stupid. They're all like, 1535 01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:39.319 whoever voiced it to I don't know. 1536 01:15:39.439 --> 01:15:46.640 It's so funny. Yeah, I see it, Spider Man. It 1537 01:15:46.800 --> 01:15:52.279 looks so stupid. I love that it's specifically the p 1538 01:15:52.520 --> 01:15:55.119 S two like Xbox model from Spider Man two that 1539 01:15:55.159 --> 01:16:01.439 they're using. Love it so funny. I love when they 1540 01:16:01.520 --> 01:16:03.119 sit up like you kill him and they fall over 1541 01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:06.039 and it's a spider Man with his tummy exposed, and 1542 01:16:06.119 --> 01:16:09.479 I'm like, what the fuck is happening. My favorite one, 1543 01:16:09.600 --> 01:16:11.720 the one that I remember most was like the Dragons 1544 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:19.760 that ther Yeah, yeah, so good. Great ships. 1545 01:16:19.880 --> 01:16:24.880 Sky's the Limit, Ye, Sky's the rinnitte. 1546 01:16:24.319 --> 01:16:26.640 W W's on what you call it now? It's on 1547 01:16:27.000 --> 01:16:30.760 it's on Netflix now. Oh yeah, I watched it. 1548 01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:33.880 I actually I was cooking dinner, so like I'm actually 1549 01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:37.720 cooking now, and oh did you see everybody booing hul 1550 01:16:37.800 --> 01:16:38.479 Cogan at the thame? 1551 01:16:38.560 --> 01:16:40.840 That good? And that was so nice? 1552 01:16:40.960 --> 01:16:43.960 That was so they didn't boot Undertaker, which makes me 1553 01:16:43.960 --> 01:16:45.720 a little upset, but also understand. 1554 01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:46.159 Yeah, I think they. 1555 01:16:46.439 --> 01:16:50.640 I think people kind of they they didn't see that. 1556 01:16:50.720 --> 01:16:52.600 A lot of people didn't see that. It was a 1557 01:16:52.760 --> 01:16:57.520 very like bullshit TikTok esque like endorsement them and Cane. 1558 01:16:58.319 --> 01:17:00.840 It was. It wasn't like the way Hulk Hogan was 1559 01:17:00.920 --> 01:17:06.000 running around everywhere fucking saying like dumb racist ship. 1560 01:17:05.880 --> 01:17:08.760 Too and he's I don't know, he's cooked. 1561 01:17:09.079 --> 01:17:13.159 So actually while he was there, they were like turning. 1562 01:17:13.199 --> 01:17:14.560 Somebody would have shot him in the back of the head. 1563 01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:19.800 Would John would have went on brother my brains on. 1564 01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:27.960 The floor and oh yeah, fucking Alex Jones on Ozepic. Also, Yeah, 1565 01:17:28.039 --> 01:17:32.399 he's like super frail now and it's very it's very weird. 1566 01:17:32.640 --> 01:17:35.720 Oh David Dobra came back. That's oh my god, did 1567 01:17:35.800 --> 01:17:37.079 you see that bullshit? 1568 01:17:38.079 --> 01:17:38.680 Did you see that? 1569 01:17:38.760 --> 01:17:40.680 Looks like an AI It looked it looked fake. I 1570 01:17:40.760 --> 01:17:47.319 fucking hate it's so mocked up. Professional lighting angle Like 1571 01:17:47.479 --> 01:17:49.279 it is such a stupid It's like you're selling a 1572 01:17:49.359 --> 01:17:52.199 drug to somebody, right, do you take the most bullshit 1573 01:17:52.279 --> 01:17:55.960 fucking iPhone picture with shitty lighting of him before and 1574 01:17:56.000 --> 01:18:00.039 then it's professionally done like eight k after. So rich. 1575 01:18:01.520 --> 01:18:04.399 David is David don't break the guy who like swung 1576 01:18:04.520 --> 01:18:06.520 that guy into a crane and bashed his head open. 1577 01:18:06.800 --> 01:18:10.399 Yeah, when everyone was like, yo, don't do that. Everybody 1578 01:18:10.479 --> 01:18:12.359 was like, yo, don't do that. It's not safe, and 1579 01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:15.039 he's like, no, it's for videos. And when I did 1580 01:18:15.079 --> 01:18:17.560 it was that the only thing that he did. I'm 1581 01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:20.600 going you some other bullshit too, That's the only thing 1582 01:18:20.640 --> 01:18:21.840 that I can He was the thing when the girl 1583 01:18:21.880 --> 01:18:23.560 got sexual assault and he kind of like egged it on. 1584 01:18:24.199 --> 01:18:24.880 Oh something. 1585 01:18:25.000 --> 01:18:27.920 Yeah, there is there was a guy wasn't his name something? 1586 01:18:28.119 --> 01:18:32.760 It was like a dirty, dirty, dirty domb. You said, okay, yeah, 1587 01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:34.720 there was that. That's okay. There's the two things. 1588 01:18:35.640 --> 01:18:38.159 There's a controversy around a guy named Dirty Dom. That's 1589 01:18:38.199 --> 01:18:41.560 so a guy named Dirty Dom that I guess sexually 1590 01:18:41.560 --> 01:18:45.359 assaulted girl. That's you'll never believe. You'll never believe what 1591 01:18:45.399 --> 01:18:46.439 happened to pedophile Peter. 1592 01:18:47.479 --> 01:18:47.800 Guess what? 1593 01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:51.560 He flew a plane. He flew a plane into a building. 1594 01:18:53.039 --> 01:18:57.520 Why fucking crazy? The building? He steered it out the building. 1595 01:18:57.880 --> 01:19:01.640 Right, that's that is. 1596 01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:04.359 That guy. 1597 01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:09.520 Man, He's like, damn what that's so impressive. Just unfortunately 1598 01:19:09.520 --> 01:19:12.720 that his name is pedophile Pete or whatever. All I'm 1599 01:19:12.800 --> 01:19:15.279 saying is that steel beams came out with that steel man. 1600 01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:20.319 Yeah, that's fact anyway, facts anyway, what are you talking about? 1601 01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:22.279 To get another question? 1602 01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:28.439 I love that era, man, I miss fucking twenty early 1603 01:19:28.560 --> 01:19:32.000 twenty tens, when everybody was like, I know what happened, 1604 01:19:35.800 --> 01:19:39.800 you're not aware. I'm aware. I'm gonna wear woe. I 1605 01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:44.279 love that phraseol, you're all sheep, well, we we're I'm like, 1606 01:19:44.359 --> 01:19:47.560 they weren't saying whoa they were, they were just saying awake. 1607 01:19:47.600 --> 01:19:48.720 I don't know what the fuck they were saying back 1608 01:19:48.720 --> 01:19:50.399 in the day. I don't know what they were wolves. 1609 01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:53.159 I've heard that phrase when I was like the thirteen. 1610 01:19:53.279 --> 01:19:54.439 I never let go of it. 1611 01:19:55.159 --> 01:19:57.359 What aware wolves? 1612 01:19:58.199 --> 01:19:59.079 What are you talking about? 1613 01:19:59.079 --> 01:20:04.840 Like no, no, it's the real dumbest phrase. You're so stupid, 1614 01:20:05.000 --> 01:20:08.319 that's phrase. And I was like, this is fucking so stupid. 1615 01:20:08.600 --> 01:20:10.479 I don't even want I want to said it on 1616 01:20:10.640 --> 01:20:13.199 something and I was like, this is mad fucking stupid. 1617 01:20:13.199 --> 01:20:14.119 I'm not even gonna type it in. 1618 01:20:14.199 --> 01:20:15.560 I love it. 1619 01:20:15.800 --> 01:20:19.359 I love I don't want like like aware, that's so 1620 01:20:19.760 --> 01:20:21.680 so are aware. 1621 01:20:22.199 --> 01:20:24.680 I'm rejecting it right now. I don't can reject all 1622 01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:27.960 you want. It's here, you know that was like, rebuke 1623 01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:29.520 it as much as you want. It's present. 1624 01:20:29.720 --> 01:20:34.000 It's like I could believe, Like it's almost more belief, 1625 01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:38.600 like you're where aware, woke is more believable to me, 1626 01:20:39.119 --> 01:20:41.439 like where it's just like somebody who's like only woke. 1627 01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:49.600 Sometimes a were wolves were wolves is so dumb. Anyway, 1628 01:20:49.880 --> 01:20:52.560 Hayden Spring rode in because I need I need to 1629 01:20:52.600 --> 01:20:56.560 cleanse my palate from that horrible I really I cannot 1630 01:20:56.600 --> 01:21:00.640 continue Hello, questionable takes and Chris any movies you look 1631 01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:03.640 back fondly on, even though they're probably they probably aren't 1632 01:21:03.680 --> 01:21:06.640 actually very good. My example is that I love Talladagan 1633 01:21:06.680 --> 01:21:11.000 Knights and it probably sucks objectively, I don't remember Tallada. Yeah. 1634 01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:12.800 You know what I remember most about Talladaganns is that 1635 01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:15.760 it came bundled in with a lot of p S. 1636 01:21:15.880 --> 01:21:19.720 Three's interesting n PSPs. I feel like I thought there's 1637 01:21:19.720 --> 01:21:20.359 a PSP. 1638 01:21:20.239 --> 01:21:20.680 Version of them. 1639 01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:21.880 Maybe probably I wouldn't. 1640 01:21:21.920 --> 01:21:24.680 That was one of those, uh Will Ferrell movies that 1641 01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:26.520 I just didn't take to. That was one of the 1642 01:21:26.600 --> 01:21:29.600 few man is actually I like Will Fare like Anchorman's 1643 01:21:29.600 --> 01:21:33.039 one of my favorite comedies. Step Brothers is really good. 1644 01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:36.800 Taller dag and used to do it for me. I 1645 01:21:36.880 --> 01:21:41.119 know Sasha Baron Cohen's in it. I think John c 1646 01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:44.279 Rise in it too. Yes, yeah, but like I just 1647 01:21:44.359 --> 01:21:45.960 never it just never just never took to it. 1648 01:21:46.000 --> 01:21:47.880 It just didn't. Talladeg and Ice didn't do it for 1649 01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:48.800 me either. I don't know. 1650 01:21:48.920 --> 01:21:51.520 I love that movie, but I like most of his movies. 1651 01:21:51.560 --> 01:21:52.159 I'm being honest. 1652 01:21:52.239 --> 01:21:54.319 They're just fucking funny, like silly, these little jaunts. 1653 01:21:54.439 --> 01:21:57.079 So like movies that you like that like are like trash. 1654 01:21:57.239 --> 01:21:59.720 Was that the question or that probably are like I 1655 01:21:59.840 --> 01:22:03.560 I guess the question is yeah, sorry, I forgot. Uh 1656 01:22:04.279 --> 01:22:06.159 Are there any movies you look back fondly on even 1657 01:22:06.159 --> 01:22:09.520 though you probably even though they probably aren't actually very good? Well, yes, 1658 01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:10.359 Mortal Kombat. 1659 01:22:10.840 --> 01:22:14.119 Find motal Kombat, Like, I know that movie is fucking terrible, 1660 01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:17.159 but I there are redeeming qualities that actually the choreography 1661 01:22:17.199 --> 01:22:18.239 holds up for ninety five. 1662 01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:19.479 But that's it. 1663 01:22:20.640 --> 01:22:23.600 Everything else is stupid shitty. 1664 01:22:24.159 --> 01:22:27.800 But like I love it. I love it, love it, 1665 01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:28.239 love it. 1666 01:22:29.199 --> 01:22:33.359 Your soul, it's mine, it us be goun I fucking 1667 01:22:33.439 --> 01:22:36.279 love that movie, dude, Like I'll want. I know that movie. 1668 01:22:36.359 --> 01:22:40.119 I know every line in that movie, and uh, I've 1669 01:22:40.279 --> 01:22:43.520 used it many times throughout my YouTube career. Just put 1670 01:22:43.640 --> 01:22:47.840 sprinkling shit within things. Hell that stupid fucking Luigi Manjoni song. 1671 01:22:48.319 --> 01:22:52.439 It starts off with it has begun, Like I just 1672 01:22:52.880 --> 01:22:54.760 I can't help it. Look all that movie. 1673 01:22:56.399 --> 01:22:59.800 Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think of like 1674 01:22:59.880 --> 01:23:01.760 a good example, and I don't know if I know 1675 01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:08.239 any like if Mike and I guess the one that 1676 01:23:08.319 --> 01:23:11.159 I can think of immediately is probably cats and Dogs. 1677 01:23:13.079 --> 01:23:16.880 Cats and cats and Dogs probably sucks, right, But I 1678 01:23:17.039 --> 01:23:19.239 remember laughing my ass off at that movie, and I 1679 01:23:19.359 --> 01:23:21.000 I don't know if I would ever watch it again 1680 01:23:21.079 --> 01:23:22.920 because I last time I watched that movie, I was 1681 01:23:22.960 --> 01:23:25.319 like a child. That was a movie where Toby maguire 1682 01:23:25.439 --> 01:23:28.880 voiced like a beagle and like Jeff Goldblum's in it, 1683 01:23:29.399 --> 01:23:31.079 and it's like it's kind of it's like a Disney 1684 01:23:31.159 --> 01:23:34.960 movie kind of. It's it's it's a live action like 1685 01:23:35.960 --> 01:23:42.520 talking animal kind of movie. Alec Baldwin's in it. It's very, 1686 01:23:42.960 --> 01:23:48.880 very weird. But I remember as a kid laughing like 1687 01:23:49.000 --> 01:23:50.840 a lot at it, like a lot of Like I 1688 01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:54.279 remember the voices. I remember I thought they were really funny. 1689 01:23:55.239 --> 01:23:57.479 But I can imagine that movie like watching that again 1690 01:23:57.520 --> 01:24:01.239 and being like, what the fuck was I on that 1691 01:24:01.359 --> 01:24:03.720 I thought that this was amazing or that I thought 1692 01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:07.520 this was fun at all? Hmmm interesting. Yeah, I'm just 1693 01:24:07.600 --> 01:24:12.079 looking at uh. I like the thumb nails of it. 1694 01:24:13.159 --> 01:24:15.800 I feel like I like her good movies, if I'm 1695 01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:17.760 being honest, the ones. I really liked her back in 1696 01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:19.920 the day because I felt like I wasn't choosing Oh 1697 01:24:20.000 --> 01:24:21.199 my god, mystery. 1698 01:24:20.880 --> 01:24:24.159 Team, which one is that? Is that? The Donald Glover 1699 01:24:24.239 --> 01:24:25.319 One still love. 1700 01:24:25.279 --> 01:24:27.520 That movie Mystery Team Mystery Men too. That movie is 1701 01:24:27.520 --> 01:24:28.560 also hilarious. 1702 01:24:29.039 --> 01:24:32.439 Yeah, Mystery and Mystery Team are good. I didn't, I 1703 01:24:32.520 --> 01:24:33.840 don't actually didn't. 1704 01:24:34.239 --> 01:24:34.960 Like Mystery Men. 1705 01:24:36.279 --> 01:24:37.439 It was stupid. 1706 01:24:39.159 --> 01:24:39.439 Movie. 1707 01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:40.399 I'm sure it was. 1708 01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:43.439 I would like to watch it now and see how 1709 01:24:43.800 --> 01:24:46.079 maybe I probably really I probably maybe I'd really like 1710 01:24:46.159 --> 01:24:48.640 it now, but it didn't it that that didn't do 1711 01:24:48.760 --> 01:24:49.319 anything for me. 1712 01:24:50.560 --> 01:24:51.479 There's probably so many. 1713 01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:54.680 Examples, but nothing is truly coming to my head to 1714 01:24:54.800 --> 01:24:57.319 where like say, I like the example that you gave 1715 01:24:57.479 --> 01:24:59.680 Chris of Oh, I really liked it back in the day, 1716 01:24:59.760 --> 01:25:01.640 but I would never watch it again because I'm sure 1717 01:25:01.760 --> 01:25:04.760 it sucks aass to me now. And that's like something 1718 01:25:04.800 --> 01:25:06.640 where I was trying to think of an example like that, 1719 01:25:06.680 --> 01:25:08.840 because morel Comma doesn't fit in that at all, to 1720 01:25:08.920 --> 01:25:11.119 where like I love I'll watch that movie every day. 1721 01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:12.560 I don't care, you know what I'm saying. 1722 01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:15.560 What's the movie that I think was? 1723 01:25:15.720 --> 01:25:19.119 I don't know, man, I remember liking Age, I remember 1724 01:25:19.560 --> 01:25:22.079 I remember liking The page Master, but I haven't seen 1725 01:25:22.119 --> 01:25:24.760 The page Master in a long fucking time. That was 1726 01:25:24.840 --> 01:25:27.760 like that weird Macaulay Culkin Christopher Lloyd movie where like 1727 01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:30.439 they're live action and then they become animated halfway through 1728 01:25:30.479 --> 01:25:32.520 and it's about like reading or something like. I remember 1729 01:25:32.680 --> 01:25:35.039 thinking that movie was really cool. But I don't know 1730 01:25:35.119 --> 01:25:38.479 if that's aged well or not, Like I have no 1731 01:25:38.640 --> 01:25:42.079 fucking idea. Oh, Temple Well, I guess it's more recent, 1732 01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:45.439 but like and I guess it's more in the it's 1733 01:25:45.479 --> 01:25:47.199 more in the vein of the movie that you were 1734 01:25:47.239 --> 01:25:51.000 talking about, Derek, where like it's it's a movie that 1735 01:25:51.039 --> 01:25:54.319 people don't like, but I like anyway where it's like 1736 01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:57.560 I think Temple Doom is fucking fantastic. I really think 1737 01:25:58.319 --> 01:26:00.880 that's my favorite Indiana Jones movie by by a life long. 1738 01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:04.079 I don't understand the people that don't. Is it Is 1739 01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:05.159 it a generational thing? 1740 01:26:05.199 --> 01:26:09.119 Because I just maybe because like I don't know, I've 1741 01:26:09.119 --> 01:26:11.600 seen that one way more than the other ones, even 1742 01:26:11.680 --> 01:26:14.760 even Raiders, because I enjoy it way more than Raiders, 1743 01:26:14.800 --> 01:26:17.359 even though like people oh not not seal it. 1744 01:26:17.640 --> 01:26:20.680 I don't care. It's not to meets the adventure. I 1745 01:26:20.720 --> 01:26:24.199 don't know, right, it feels like a serialized kind of 1746 01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:28.199 adventure more than I don't know, Like I like Raiders, Raiders, 1747 01:26:28.239 --> 01:26:31.640 I think is a perfectly competent movie. I think Last 1748 01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:34.680 Crucede lest Prcede is probably like a better film. But 1749 01:26:34.880 --> 01:26:41.520 like dude, It's Temple Dooo is insane in the best way. 1750 01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:44.000 Like all of it's so good. I love that the 1751 01:26:44.119 --> 01:26:48.279 I love that the lead actress sucks like I love it. 1752 01:26:48.680 --> 01:26:50.840 Everything about it is is my is my favorite thing. 1753 01:26:51.079 --> 01:26:53.439 I love short rounds I do. I have no problems 1754 01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:56.239 even as an adult. I have no problems at all. 1755 01:26:56.600 --> 01:26:58.560 Connect Indiana Jones is a series at all. 1756 01:26:59.239 --> 01:27:01.319 Yeah, it's because you don't like Harrison Ford though, No, 1757 01:27:01.520 --> 01:27:03.520 that's not It's not true at all. I mean it 1758 01:27:03.600 --> 01:27:05.399 absolutely is, because if you watch those movies, you would 1759 01:27:05.439 --> 01:27:07.439 like him. I don't because they are just fun. 1760 01:27:07.560 --> 01:27:08.520 I don't hear all. 1761 01:27:08.920 --> 01:27:10.560 I thought that you literally said that to me. 1762 01:27:10.720 --> 01:27:13.239 I don't like Han Soolo. Here's the for. It's done 1763 01:27:13.279 --> 01:27:13.720 nothing wrong. 1764 01:27:13.800 --> 01:27:14.279 He's a guy. 1765 01:27:14.960 --> 01:27:17.199 He's done nothing wrong. I just don't like Consolo. But 1766 01:27:17.399 --> 01:27:19.680 it's not even I don't like Consolo. I just think 1767 01:27:19.800 --> 01:27:24.680 he's lame compared to the Space Wizards. But like he 1768 01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:26.359 needs to be there will be like, oh, there's other 1769 01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:27.159 people going to it on. 1770 01:27:27.279 --> 01:27:30.159 But like I But but that's specifically like an like 1771 01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:33.840 an our generation, like a thing to think. Oh yeah, 1772 01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:37.079 because at the time, at the time of the original 1773 01:27:37.159 --> 01:27:39.800 Star Wars, he was objectively the cooler, one of the 1774 01:27:39.840 --> 01:27:44.880 cooler people because motherfucker like yo Obi and Darth Vader, Like, 1775 01:27:45.239 --> 01:27:46.279 oh no. 1776 01:27:50.479 --> 01:27:54.159 I really think I really would love a remake of 1777 01:27:54.319 --> 01:27:57.119 the original Star Wars trilogy now, but the problem is 1778 01:27:57.159 --> 01:27:59.760 that you can't trust Disney to remake it. I can't 1779 01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:03.039 try them. They're gonna makeing Obi Wan black for some reason, 1780 01:28:03.640 --> 01:28:06.000 and I'm be like, why why do you do that? 1781 01:28:07.039 --> 01:28:09.000 That's I feel like that Wou. 1782 01:28:09.239 --> 01:28:11.600 People would dude, we would get killed. 1783 01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:17.319 They're gonna make him. They're gonna make it. They're gonna 1784 01:28:17.319 --> 01:28:18.000 make him Arab. 1785 01:28:18.399 --> 01:28:20.319 They're gonna make him Arab and trance for some reason. 1786 01:28:20.359 --> 01:28:20.920 It's gonna be like. 1787 01:28:22.920 --> 01:28:26.920 It's it's me Obi, It's it will be Obi Ramadan Kenobi. 1788 01:28:30.359 --> 01:28:31.319 Oh my god. 1789 01:28:31.680 --> 01:28:33.119 I feel like I feel like if they did that, 1790 01:28:33.279 --> 01:28:36.560 I would see Lily's one racist moment, because she loves 1791 01:28:36.600 --> 01:28:40.720 Obi wanb She'd probably be on the Maga side being like, bro, 1792 01:28:40.920 --> 01:28:44.199 you fucking they didn't need to change them into one 1793 01:28:44.239 --> 01:28:44.560 of them. 1794 01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:53.479 I don't It's I would have become much more stronger, stronger. 1795 01:28:54.279 --> 01:29:04.159 He that's that's fucking say. What's crazy about that is that, 1796 01:29:04.279 --> 01:29:07.680 like imagine because I see I see that stuff sometimes 1797 01:29:07.760 --> 01:29:10.960 and it like it. It bugs me exactly like five percent, 1798 01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:14.199 Like it's it's not really enough to entirely like shift 1799 01:29:14.279 --> 01:29:16.439 my entire worldview, you know what I mean, Like the 1800 01:29:16.680 --> 01:29:18.399 like when they went into the Halo Show and they 1801 01:29:18.439 --> 01:29:20.399 made Captain Keys black, I was like, I don't know 1802 01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:22.760 why you did that. That seems kind of unnecessary. It 1803 01:29:22.760 --> 01:29:26.359 didn't really necessarily it's not going to it's not going 1804 01:29:26.439 --> 01:29:28.079 to make me, it's not going to make me vote 1805 01:29:28.119 --> 01:29:29.920 for slavery. It's this is what happened. 1806 01:29:30.159 --> 01:29:31.920 This is what happens, Chris, Right, Chris is what happens. 1807 01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:32.079 Right. 1808 01:29:32.600 --> 01:29:35.479 You exist in this place where you genuinely are not racist, 1809 01:29:36.239 --> 01:29:38.800 so you fall into the you fall into the pitfall 1810 01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:43.880 of being sometimes ignorant to things where like this doesn't 1811 01:29:43.920 --> 01:29:45.880 make sense, I'm gonna walk away from it. It's like 1812 01:29:46.039 --> 01:29:48.359 it's like everyone every black person has the white friend 1813 01:29:48.399 --> 01:29:51.000 that you tell them about black people problems and they're like, 1814 01:29:51.399 --> 01:29:53.640 what do you mean that's crazy? And it's not because 1815 01:29:53.680 --> 01:29:56.600 they don't care. It's because they genuinely can't believe it 1816 01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:01.760 makes sense. Well, I certainly don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1817 01:30:03.600 --> 01:30:05.680 you're just here's a psycho. That's some people say that 1818 01:30:05.800 --> 01:30:07.640 doesn't make sense to why would they be being you 1819 01:30:07.680 --> 01:30:09.560 in the streets for no reason? And it's like, I 1820 01:30:09.640 --> 01:30:11.560 don't know why, And they're like, yeah, you're you're tripping, 1821 01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:15.920 you know exactly they see and they're like, whoa, oh ship, dude, 1822 01:30:16.439 --> 01:30:17.000 you are right. 1823 01:30:18.439 --> 01:30:20.079 Very sorry. 1824 01:30:20.319 --> 01:30:23.680 And you're talking about the the the swapping. 1825 01:30:25.079 --> 01:30:27.880 It's I think from our point of view, the thing 1826 01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:30.760 that would make us the angress is knowing what it's 1827 01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:35.359 going to do to like culturally, that's what would upset 1828 01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:38.159 me the most, like Obi Wan because actually don't give 1829 01:30:38.279 --> 01:30:42.600 a flying fuck about Obi Wan Kenobi personally, and so 1830 01:30:43.560 --> 01:30:46.840 he could be anything that she will not leave this house. 1831 01:30:46.960 --> 01:30:51.560 Actually she loves like she is a fanatic for Well, 1832 01:30:51.600 --> 01:30:53.600 let let her know that. I would have no problem 1833 01:30:53.760 --> 01:30:57.000 printing out a picture of Obi Wan Kenoby and pissing 1834 01:30:57.239 --> 01:31:00.439 all over it and like and and also saying shout 1835 01:31:00.479 --> 01:31:01.840 out to Lily right before I do it. 1836 01:31:08.560 --> 01:31:10.800 All that well, I'm just saying I don't. 1837 01:31:12.159 --> 01:31:14.640 I'm much more annoyed at the fact of like, oh 1838 01:31:14.720 --> 01:31:16.720 my god, you know exactly what this is gonna do, 1839 01:31:17.239 --> 01:31:19.520 you know, like say, you know who's gonna. 1840 01:31:20.920 --> 01:31:22.000 Last of us? Fucking it? 1841 01:31:22.119 --> 01:31:28.960 It's now, It's now. Uh, it's fucking Miles Morales. It's 1842 01:31:30.000 --> 01:31:32.840 it's it's just so you're like, oh no, like you 1843 01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:36.239 just know that, Like I don't want it's just gonna 1844 01:31:36.239 --> 01:31:39.680 start this unnecessary bullshit and no one's gonna give a 1845 01:31:39.720 --> 01:31:42.399 fuck about the actual product anymore. Like it's all the 1846 01:31:42.479 --> 01:31:45.439 discourse is gonna be everything else surrounding it. It's like 1847 01:31:45.880 --> 01:31:48.920 talking about the last fucking Jedi. It's so hard to 1848 01:31:48.960 --> 01:31:52.119 actually talk about it as a film or the other one, 1849 01:31:52.239 --> 01:31:56.399 the Rise of Skywalker, as just a film without those 1850 01:31:56.560 --> 01:31:59.439 culture war talking points being baked into it. And it 1851 01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:02.840 drives me nuts. It fucking drives me so nuts. 1852 01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:05.560 I would love that, dude. I think so many things 1853 01:32:05.600 --> 01:32:07.520 deserve remaates, Like I think, like, I don't know, I 1854 01:32:07.560 --> 01:32:09.600 would love it. I would love a new Star Wars series. 1855 01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:11.399 I think it'd be so cool if they redid it 1856 01:32:11.560 --> 01:32:11.880 with with. 1857 01:32:11.920 --> 01:32:16.399 With with love and it animated. 1858 01:32:16.439 --> 01:32:18.800 I mean animated would be the best, duh, Like Dad, 1859 01:32:18.840 --> 01:32:20.600 I'd be a fucking wet dream, you know. 1860 01:32:20.960 --> 01:32:23.920 But like they're not going to do that whatever. 1861 01:32:23.880 --> 01:32:27.399 I was going to say. Like, initially, the the concept 1862 01:32:27.479 --> 01:32:31.880 of Han Solo being lame is specifically because of the 1863 01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:35.119 recontextualization of Jedi from like the prequels on. I see, 1864 01:32:35.720 --> 01:32:38.680 like the reason people like Han Solo is because in 1865 01:32:38.760 --> 01:32:42.399 comparison to the Jedi, he is the coolest, like every 1866 01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:46.760 every in those original movies, Like, dude, he's the coolest, 1867 01:32:46.840 --> 01:32:49.000 good guy. I would say, yeah, especially in the first movie. 1868 01:32:49.000 --> 01:32:51.640 He's the cool in the first trilogy, Like they're not 1869 01:32:51.800 --> 01:32:55.840 doing flips, they're not doing they're not pulling moons, you know, 1870 01:32:56.000 --> 01:32:59.319 like they're not doing crazy cool ship. They're just they're 1871 01:32:59.479 --> 01:33:03.039 just kind of fencing with glow steaks. They're fencing with 1872 01:33:03.119 --> 01:33:06.520 glow sticks. And if and if they're not young doing it, 1873 01:33:06.640 --> 01:33:10.039 they're elderly and like fucking barely doing anything. 1874 01:33:10.399 --> 01:33:14.239 And so like in comparison was objectively cool. Vader had 1875 01:33:14.239 --> 01:33:17.079 a cool design, but he wasn't exactly not him. 1876 01:33:17.159 --> 01:33:19.640 That definitely carried him. Him killing niggas fucking with his 1877 01:33:19.760 --> 01:33:21.520 mind was definitely cool people, But. 1878 01:33:21.680 --> 01:33:24.319 Like Han Solo, like like in comparison, in comparison to 1879 01:33:24.319 --> 01:33:25.800 all that, and then Hansulo is with with a gun, 1880 01:33:25.840 --> 01:33:28.319 and he's like, he's actually like an action hero in comparison. 1881 01:33:28.800 --> 01:33:30.760 And so like when you when you go to Later 1882 01:33:31.359 --> 01:33:34.279 and you got Yoda flipping around like a fucking bop. 1883 01:33:34.279 --> 01:33:40.560 It, yeah Darth. Then it's like, yeah, then right, Darth 1884 01:33:40.600 --> 01:33:45.119 ma Darth Maul was so I think Darth Maul was 1885 01:33:45.159 --> 01:33:48.720 the first design I saw that was cool. I was like, oh, 1886 01:33:48.960 --> 01:33:51.600 that's cool. It's the only thing that got me interested 1887 01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:54.720 in episode one. Everything else that I saw, yeah, for sure. 1888 01:33:54.680 --> 01:34:01.680 Movies, horse, but I would it's like this guy looks 1889 01:34:01.880 --> 01:34:05.600 really and and coming from me, I don't like villains. 1890 01:34:05.800 --> 01:34:08.479 I am the one guy that's like, I think villains 1891 01:34:08.479 --> 01:34:12.039 are kind of lame by nature. I like heroes more. 1892 01:34:12.239 --> 01:34:14.000 I've always liked heroes more. I was like, I like 1893 01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:14.600 good guys. 1894 01:34:15.159 --> 01:34:16.720 I mean, I just that's just to me, it's like 1895 01:34:17.359 --> 01:34:19.880 the the reason the only reason I find that weird. 1896 01:34:20.000 --> 01:34:23.239 It's like it's like that cliche saying that there would 1897 01:34:23.279 --> 01:34:27.119 be no heroes without villains. So by that nature, you 1898 01:34:27.239 --> 01:34:30.800 have to appreciate the villains. I appreciate villains, but I'm 1899 01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:33.840 never gonna favor a villain over a hill. Fine, I 1900 01:34:33.840 --> 01:34:35.840 don't think that. I think there are plenty of people 1901 01:34:35.880 --> 01:34:38.720 that are like that. They're like always like Superman more 1902 01:34:38.760 --> 01:34:44.159 than fucking Joker or whatever. I was gonna say, like 1903 01:34:44.199 --> 01:34:47.479 Suthor was like he just sucks, just like this is 1904 01:34:47.560 --> 01:34:51.159 really cool, but like compared to like what Superman's power is, 1905 01:34:51.199 --> 01:34:52.399 like that is a dude in the suit. 1906 01:34:52.720 --> 01:34:54.800 Like I just I just don't. I never liked Lex 1907 01:34:54.920 --> 01:34:55.800 Luthor as a character. 1908 01:34:55.920 --> 01:35:00.000 He's never I've never found I only the only reason 1909 01:35:00.079 --> 01:35:02.920 that liked him in the animated series, the Tim Daly ship, 1910 01:35:03.079 --> 01:35:07.319 is because he looked black. I was thinking to say 1911 01:35:07.479 --> 01:35:10.279 he was vaguely black. I was doing he was so black, 1912 01:35:10.359 --> 01:35:11.600 codd and I'm like, don't tell me. 1913 01:35:11.680 --> 01:35:13.119 He was like, this is a black person. I know 1914 01:35:13.199 --> 01:35:17.159 we've talked about this before and oh what speaking I 1915 01:35:17.239 --> 01:35:19.319 can't believe we didn't mention this, although like I'm only 1916 01:35:19.399 --> 01:35:21.600 remembering this as we're talking about black lives with her. 1917 01:35:21.840 --> 01:35:23.279 Did you see that they did you see that? They 1918 01:35:23.319 --> 01:35:27.239 made uh what is it? Well? They made Harry, they 1919 01:35:27.319 --> 01:35:29.800 made Norman Osborne black and in that cartoon that's coming 1920 01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:34.119 in a black Yeah, there's a black Norman oz which 1921 01:35:34.199 --> 01:35:36.800 makes which which there's two things there. 1922 01:35:37.039 --> 01:35:39.359 It makes a little sense, but the waves, the waves, 1923 01:35:40.199 --> 01:35:43.039 the corn rolls, the corner, the waves finally makes sense. 1924 01:35:43.720 --> 01:35:47.039 But he's he can't get that rich. 1925 01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:54.800 What about Okay, well he's from a that's a different 1926 01:35:54.840 --> 01:35:55.720 situation entirely. 1927 01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:58.159 He's mad, he's did rich. He's probably the richest person ever. 1928 01:35:58.239 --> 01:36:00.920 He's rich. But yeah, well if if Norman Osborne, if 1929 01:36:00.960 --> 01:36:03.520 black Norman Osborne is in Wakana, then yeah, sure. 1930 01:36:03.640 --> 01:36:06.439 But like in America, like say, I if you think 1931 01:36:06.520 --> 01:36:08.600 like the Conga Lese, right, if they always had control 1932 01:36:08.600 --> 01:36:10.560 of their own resources, they'd be the richest people in 1933 01:36:10.600 --> 01:36:11.439 the world, if. 1934 01:36:11.319 --> 01:36:13.319 You know what I mean, like an insane Yeah, so 1935 01:36:13.479 --> 01:36:14.960 like something like that. But like. 1936 01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:18.800 This is I'm so glad you brought this up, Chris, 1937 01:36:18.920 --> 01:36:21.079 because I've been kind of staying off the social media 1938 01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:25.800 and all I saw was somebody said, this finally makes sense. 1939 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:28.960 And it was just that Norman Osborne Black and the 1940 01:36:29.000 --> 01:36:32.600 samurai saying I'm somewhat of a nigga myself. But out 1941 01:36:32.640 --> 01:36:34.760 of context, I had no idea what I was like, 1942 01:36:34.840 --> 01:36:38.159 I don't get it, But now I'm like, oh, I 1943 01:36:38.319 --> 01:36:38.560 get it. 1944 01:36:38.800 --> 01:36:43.399 Yeah, that's yeah. They made uh yeah that show. Also, Unfortunately, 1945 01:36:43.600 --> 01:36:46.279 not even because of this, I could give a fuck 1946 01:36:46.279 --> 01:36:48.560 about this really honestly, Like I was like, I was 1947 01:36:48.680 --> 01:36:55.520 expecting yeah, because there are certain there are certain character 1948 01:36:55.600 --> 01:36:58.760 swaps that do bother me, Like it like Captain Keyes 1949 01:36:59.039 --> 01:37:01.199 uh being switched like some random black Eye like did 1950 01:37:01.319 --> 01:37:03.840 kind of bother me. Not enough to really make a stink, 1951 01:37:03.920 --> 01:37:05.399 but like it's just like, yeah, I don't know why 1952 01:37:05.479 --> 01:37:06.159 you did that really. 1953 01:37:07.000 --> 01:37:07.119 Uh. 1954 01:37:07.680 --> 01:37:10.600 It just kind of causes confusion, I think. Uh, but 1955 01:37:11.760 --> 01:37:14.159 I was expecting this something like this to bother me 1956 01:37:14.239 --> 01:37:16.000 more than it did. Like this one. I was just like, yeah, whatever, 1957 01:37:16.119 --> 01:37:18.680 Black Norman, I was moren fine. But that show looks 1958 01:37:18.760 --> 01:37:22.640 like ass like I think that that show does not 1959 01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:27.239 look very like like animation wise, and it looks kind 1960 01:37:27.319 --> 01:37:30.880 of it looks a little cold. I think it's called 1961 01:37:31.039 --> 01:37:36.680 Spider Man. Gay No, I don't know spider Man. Uh 1962 01:37:37.119 --> 01:37:41.119 oh freshman freshman freshman year. I see it was that 1963 01:37:41.159 --> 01:37:46.119 what it's called sounds stupid as fun. Yeah, it looks 1964 01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:50.479 I don't know how. It looks like Archer almost but 1965 01:37:50.680 --> 01:37:54.800 like worse. I don't know how to describe it. Let 1966 01:37:54.840 --> 01:37:57.159 me check this out. I'll be president surprised. If it's good, 1967 01:37:57.920 --> 01:37:58.239 that's it. 1968 01:37:58.359 --> 01:37:59.960 I'm not gonna watch it, but I'd be like, if 1969 01:38:00.039 --> 01:38:02.119 it ends up being good, I'll be presently surprised. I'm like, what, 1970 01:38:02.239 --> 01:38:02.720 it's interesting? 1971 01:38:03.319 --> 01:38:06.159 Yeah, I mean yeah? He like so in this universe 1972 01:38:06.840 --> 01:38:13.840 Spider Man is a Streamers. 1973 01:38:13.920 --> 01:38:17.079 Yeah that makes sense some of the time, doesn't I 1974 01:38:17.119 --> 01:38:19.039 don't know, I I why am I not? 1975 01:38:19.199 --> 01:38:19.680 Just know? 1976 01:38:19.800 --> 01:38:19.920 Man? 1977 01:38:19.960 --> 01:38:21.840 I think they've been at a debt with Spider Man 1978 01:38:22.279 --> 01:38:25.159 is particularly Peter Parker for a long time, whereas like 1979 01:38:25.199 --> 01:38:26.800 this Nigga needs to dis character. 1980 01:38:26.600 --> 01:38:28.520 I think, well, I think Spider Man in general just 1981 01:38:28.560 --> 01:38:31.640 doesn't make a lot of sense. Uh. And there's two 1982 01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:35.399 reasons why, like now especially there's I think Spider Man 1983 01:38:35.479 --> 01:38:38.720 is a period piece at this point because because you 1984 01:38:41.039 --> 01:38:45.479 you can't have a secret identity now, Like that doesn't 1985 01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:48.439 make because not only would that be impossible to hide, 1986 01:38:48.520 --> 01:38:52.079 but it also just doesn't make sense why you would 1987 01:38:52.520 --> 01:38:55.439 want that, Like it do make make makes sense? 1988 01:38:55.520 --> 01:38:55.880 It makes sense? 1989 01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:57.399 Not really does? 1990 01:38:57.640 --> 01:38:59.800 I disagree with that point? Guys, I don't see why 1991 01:39:00.000 --> 01:39:02.800 didn't be able you wouldn't be able to maintain it. 1992 01:39:06.880 --> 01:39:10.680 So so this is so this ship has been out 1993 01:39:10.680 --> 01:39:12.920 for a while. I didn't even like there was like 1994 01:39:13.000 --> 01:39:14.920 teasers of this for like a long time ago. You 1995 01:39:14.960 --> 01:39:17.760 guys remember this because I do remember it vague I don't. 1996 01:39:17.760 --> 01:39:18.840 I don't remember this at all. 1997 01:39:19.000 --> 01:39:20.960 So I'm just looking at teaser that's like three years 1998 01:39:21.000 --> 01:39:25.880 old and I don't remember any of this. In their 1999 01:39:26.000 --> 01:39:29.880 fucking eyes or like it's like they're working on drugs. 2000 01:39:30.000 --> 01:39:31.319 Their pupils are so huge. 2001 01:39:32.159 --> 01:39:34.760 Yeah, it takes anime influence obviously, Like, isn't the same 2002 01:39:34.760 --> 01:39:37.680 because like it looks like it's this the same thing. 2003 01:39:38.800 --> 01:39:39.239 It might be. 2004 01:39:39.479 --> 01:39:41.359 I mean it's three years later. They might have changed. 2005 01:39:41.840 --> 01:39:46.800 That's probably it, because in this teaser, Harry is ginger 2006 01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:48.840 definitely not. 2007 01:39:49.199 --> 01:39:53.960 Yeah, so that's interesting, very so I can see it. 2008 01:39:54.319 --> 01:39:57.239 It might be. That's hilarious. They made him, they made 2009 01:39:57.319 --> 01:40:01.319 him redhead and then they wait a second, isn't that 2010 01:40:01.479 --> 01:40:03.840 the fun following that trope that conspiracy? 2011 01:40:04.800 --> 01:40:09.680 Yeah, my god, it is funny, man, because because redheads 2012 01:40:09.680 --> 01:40:13.760 are the others and then they're like, well a black people, 2013 01:40:13.760 --> 01:40:15.880 because they're the others, now we're allowed to be around. 2014 01:40:15.800 --> 01:40:19.520 What hold on this is I look, man, okay, hold 2015 01:40:19.560 --> 01:40:22.359 on a second, is this just like are we being 2016 01:40:22.439 --> 01:40:24.359 fucked with at this point? Like they're like you think 2017 01:40:24.479 --> 01:40:27.079 you think that these people like for example, I'm gonna'm 2018 01:40:27.079 --> 01:40:30.239 gonna put myself in their shoes. If I were in 2019 01:40:30.399 --> 01:40:33.760 charge of these projects and I was aware of that 2020 01:40:33.880 --> 01:40:38.279 conspiracy theory, would I lean into it? I think the 2021 01:40:38.399 --> 01:40:41.800 answer is yes, Like I would start fucking with people 2022 01:40:41.840 --> 01:40:46.199 by being like, yeah, it's definitely uh, change every redheaded 2023 01:40:46.359 --> 01:40:50.720 character into blackness to fucking make those people go crazy, 2024 01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:54.399 because I'm like, all right, here we go again. 2025 01:40:54.479 --> 01:40:58.359 This is kind of that's funny. That is ah, I 2026 01:40:58.439 --> 01:41:00.279 think some agree. 2027 01:41:00.359 --> 01:41:00.479 Man. 2028 01:41:00.560 --> 01:41:04.159 Actually, at a certain point, I'm just like trying to 2029 01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:07.680 make people upset. It does feel funny at this point, 2030 01:41:07.800 --> 01:41:12.560 like that's funny. Four redheads, man, they got nothing, they 2031 01:41:12.600 --> 01:41:15.319 got nothing left. They got brave, I guess. And that's 2032 01:41:15.479 --> 01:41:18.199 that's literally red haired, red haired, red haired man are 2033 01:41:18.239 --> 01:41:20.159 in a deficit. Well, that's how you know. That's how 2034 01:41:20.199 --> 01:41:22.840 you know, by the way, that's that's how you know. 2035 01:41:22.880 --> 01:41:25.239 It's like when we get a Brave remake and then 2036 01:41:25.359 --> 01:41:30.079 she and she's black but still Scottish, that'll be fucking 2037 01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:30.640 some man. 2038 01:41:30.760 --> 01:41:31.279 I'll watch it. 2039 01:41:32.399 --> 01:41:32.920 I'll watch it. 2040 01:41:33.039 --> 01:41:35.399 But I think that that's another one that one's brazen 2041 01:41:35.479 --> 01:41:38.199 enough to where that would start the like it would. 2042 01:41:38.399 --> 01:41:40.640 The culture war would never shut the fuck up. 2043 01:41:40.840 --> 01:41:41.439 It would it would. 2044 01:41:41.840 --> 01:41:45.079 It would get the other side though, too. Yeah, it 2045 01:41:45.079 --> 01:41:47.279 would be like annoyed, like, hey, we see what you're doing. 2046 01:41:47.720 --> 01:41:48.039 Stop. 2047 01:41:49.479 --> 01:41:51.479 I don't know, man, because there's some people that just hate, 2048 01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:56.720 like the right ring extremists that they just don't disagree 2049 01:41:56.760 --> 01:42:00.199 with anything that's to the opposite. 2050 01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:02.840 That up poses it. There's some people that just way 2051 01:42:02.920 --> 01:42:09.760 too hard. It's so fucking annoying, man, it's so goddamn anyway, Yeah, 2052 01:42:09.760 --> 01:42:13.159 what do we got? Yeah, so de beer As wrote 2053 01:42:13.199 --> 01:42:16.119 and he says, hey, creepy uncles been here since the dawn, 2054 01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:19.039 since the dawn age. I don't know what that means. 2055 01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:22.960 A few episodes ago, Sween had asked what happens to 2056 01:42:23.199 --> 01:42:27.319 sand when you come on it? I'm not here to 2057 01:42:27.399 --> 01:42:29.600 provide an answer. What do I look like? Bing? But 2058 01:42:29.680 --> 01:42:31.720 it did make me wonder, well, I don't know what 2059 01:42:31.800 --> 01:42:34.800 you look like. First of all. Uh, it did make 2060 01:42:34.840 --> 01:42:37.920 me wonder if you had the power to shoot ropes 2061 01:42:37.960 --> 01:42:40.319 onto any inanimate object and then turn it into a 2062 01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:42.840 collumn of sorts, so imbue it with life? What are 2063 01:42:42.880 --> 01:42:45.760 you dumping your load on it? And why sandwich? 2064 01:42:46.199 --> 01:42:46.920 Load on a mannequin? 2065 01:42:47.760 --> 01:42:55.479 Sandwich a holding a sandwich. Hmmm, why okay? So what 2066 01:42:56.119 --> 01:42:56.520 so you put? 2067 01:42:56.600 --> 01:43:01.479 You putut, you put a a foot log and a 2068 01:43:01.520 --> 01:43:05.119 mannequin's cans, and then you make sure you bust on 2069 01:43:05.239 --> 01:43:06.439 both simultaneously. 2070 01:43:08.039 --> 01:43:10.680 See what happens. It shouldn't be too difficult. Why do 2071 01:43:10.760 --> 01:43:12.000 you want the sandwich to live? 2072 01:43:13.359 --> 01:43:15.720 Because I want to see what a sandwich would say 2073 01:43:15.760 --> 01:43:18.199 about It's like like it's layers. 2074 01:43:17.880 --> 01:43:19.800 And like what does it think it is? Like does 2075 01:43:19.840 --> 01:43:21.000 it does it? 2076 01:43:22.520 --> 01:43:22.640 Is it? 2077 01:43:22.800 --> 01:43:22.840 Like? 2078 01:43:23.399 --> 01:43:23.640 Yeah? 2079 01:43:24.760 --> 01:43:27.800 So sad to bring That's a lot process, I feel. 2080 01:43:28.079 --> 01:43:30.359 Yeah, and you just just you just eat it with 2081 01:43:30.560 --> 01:43:32.680 you know, maybe cut off its face and then you 2082 01:43:32.840 --> 01:43:33.800 just eat the rest of it. 2083 01:43:34.840 --> 01:43:37.800 You like, open face eat a sandwich. Yeah, it's like 2084 01:43:37.880 --> 01:43:40.680 squealing your like sorry sandwich. You also cam on it, 2085 01:43:40.720 --> 01:43:41.399 so I'm not gonna eat it. 2086 01:43:41.600 --> 01:43:44.960 It's a good point. Yeah, damn, yeah, you're weird. Weirdough 2087 01:43:45.279 --> 01:43:46.520 oh you know what you know what I mean? Do 2088 01:43:47.000 --> 01:43:48.600 I ablsol eat it? Damn, man, I'd have to. 2089 01:43:49.800 --> 01:43:50.560 This is a real answer. 2090 01:43:50.840 --> 01:43:53.960 What's the real answer. There's a real answer. I would 2091 01:43:54.000 --> 01:43:57.279 come on. I would come on. Uh, I would come on. 2092 01:43:57.359 --> 01:44:02.920 This thing you're frozen for me? God, I would come 2093 01:44:03.319 --> 01:44:08.359 I would come on this guy. Oh no, right, yeah, well, 2094 01:44:08.520 --> 01:44:12.520 well because I won't have to like, I won't have 2095 01:44:12.600 --> 01:44:16.079 to like work, like he could just be actually helped, 2096 01:44:17.079 --> 01:44:18.239 you know what I mean. I wouldn't have to like 2097 01:44:18.920 --> 01:44:21.239 do everything for him. He'd be just like, hey, you're 2098 01:44:21.239 --> 01:44:24.319 imputed with life now. You don't have a little slave though, No, 2099 01:44:24.479 --> 01:44:28.920 I mean probably, Yeah, I mean I wouldn't make him 2100 01:44:29.560 --> 01:44:33.640 like do work or anything because he doesn't have to eat. 2101 01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:37.399 But like he's gonna he's gonna be in videos. What 2102 01:44:37.479 --> 01:44:41.399 happened if I come on my hands? Oh, they become 2103 01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:47.039 like their own entity like parents. Yes, yes they do. 2104 01:44:47.199 --> 01:44:50.840 I think that's cool. Oh man, that's interesting for sure. 2105 01:44:51.199 --> 01:44:52.760 I would just I would have come on annequin and 2106 01:44:52.800 --> 01:44:57.119 then like I'm a mannequin a woman, and she'd be 2107 01:44:57.159 --> 01:44:57.680 a real person. 2108 01:44:58.159 --> 01:45:00.880 Well how would you How would you fuck the man again? 2109 01:45:01.279 --> 01:45:02.119 Could he become a person? 2110 01:45:03.000 --> 01:45:05.000 No, it would be it would just it would become 2111 01:45:05.000 --> 01:45:07.039 imbued with life. I think is a living mannequin. 2112 01:45:07.159 --> 01:45:10.840 Yes, you would just be a little cars carve a 2113 01:45:10.920 --> 01:45:14.000 flushlight holy before Yeah, and then I do it. 2114 01:45:14.720 --> 01:45:17.920 That is so devious. That's crazy because you know someone's. 2115 01:45:17.600 --> 01:45:21.560 Done it exactly. What the fuck Why would you not 2116 01:45:21.920 --> 01:45:23.920 if you're if you're already down that path, why would 2117 01:45:23.920 --> 01:45:26.520 you not? You know, you're already in the You're already 2118 01:45:26.520 --> 01:45:29.800 in that abyss. You know that is pretty like you're 2119 01:45:29.840 --> 01:45:33.720 already in the Amazon Lost. Might as well try to 2120 01:45:33.760 --> 01:45:34.720 see what you can see, you know. 2121 01:45:34.800 --> 01:45:37.520 Dude, Fucking stuff like that is bloody deal. I love that. 2122 01:45:38.279 --> 01:45:40.640 I'm waiting for those robots to get better and then 2123 01:45:40.680 --> 01:45:43.119 I'm gonna be like, yo, I'm sorry, ladies. 2124 01:45:42.880 --> 01:45:45.479 It's twenty twenty five. It's like it was predicted that 2125 01:45:45.600 --> 01:45:47.279 now would be the time. Well they need to hear 2126 01:45:47.399 --> 01:45:50.600 the by now would be the goddamn ship, dude, like 2127 01:45:50.720 --> 01:45:52.039 leading to get this stuff cracking. 2128 01:45:53.600 --> 01:45:55.880 Dude, it's so bad if that happens, because like there's 2129 01:45:55.960 --> 01:45:57.119 no way there's going. 2130 01:45:57.000 --> 01:46:00.439 To be like that's the end Lost, for sure, that 2131 01:46:00.600 --> 01:46:01.199 is the end. 2132 01:46:01.359 --> 01:46:03.239 That is the end. That is the It's gonna be 2133 01:46:03.359 --> 01:46:07.960 Alex Jones, leader Human Resistance. But like I'm gonna be 2134 01:46:08.079 --> 01:46:11.640 fucking I'll be fucking some droids. I'll give a fuck. 2135 01:46:11.760 --> 01:46:16.760 I'm gonna be plowing my droid into mats, gonna break 2136 01:46:16.800 --> 01:46:17.319 the pull. 2137 01:46:17.279 --> 01:46:19.039 So looks like Android eighteen or whatever, and be like, 2138 01:46:19.119 --> 01:46:20.920 oh well, I'll see you guys later. 2139 01:46:21.600 --> 01:46:23.840 Well, by Eli, I don't have to deal with this 2140 01:46:23.920 --> 01:46:25.920 then complaining ever later. 2141 01:46:26.359 --> 01:46:28.319 Do you think that that would be like valid exercise 2142 01:46:28.359 --> 01:46:32.119 on some levels, I would have a six packing robot 2143 01:46:32.199 --> 01:46:34.640 all day. Yeah, Like it was just like, listen, I'm 2144 01:46:34.640 --> 01:46:38.880 gonna I'm gonna get this robot because it's just it's 2145 01:46:38.960 --> 01:46:42.039 theoretically good for my health. It is. I think doctors 2146 01:46:42.039 --> 01:46:45.199 would recommend you to get the sex spots for sure. 2147 01:46:45.920 --> 01:46:46.119 Yeah. 2148 01:46:46.920 --> 01:46:50.760 Motivation, because dude, it's a workout. It's work is a workout. Uh, 2149 01:46:51.319 --> 01:46:55.680 all right, Jada Wong loves you, rode In says greeting's aquallads. 2150 01:46:55.720 --> 01:46:59.279 This question is mostly for Sweeney, So pay attention, get 2151 01:46:59.319 --> 01:47:01.439 off your phone. Stop buying digimon not. 2152 01:47:01.479 --> 01:47:03.720 Buy I'm not buying any right now. Look at this 2153 01:47:03.840 --> 01:47:04.439 cooled deck box. 2154 01:47:04.520 --> 01:47:05.520 I got crowd. 2155 01:47:07.800 --> 01:47:11.399 So he's got a little uh, he's got a little receptacle. 2156 01:47:14.720 --> 01:47:19.399 Look at this. It's cool, guys. Look yay, it's pathetic. 2157 01:47:19.680 --> 01:47:24.239 I swear I'm not a virgin pathetic mon pathetic monsters. 2158 01:47:25.960 --> 01:47:33.640 It's pathetic. It's me pathetic mond pathetic. That's fucking crazy anyway, 2159 01:47:33.680 --> 01:47:35.439 he says, So this question is mostly for Sweety. So 2160 01:47:35.479 --> 01:47:37.000 I'm dating this girl and I want to introduce her 2161 01:47:37.079 --> 01:47:38.800 to my friends, but they all have an offensive sense 2162 01:47:38.840 --> 01:47:41.479 of humor similar to mine. But that being said, how 2163 01:47:41.520 --> 01:47:43.840 did you introduce Lily to your friend group? The rest 2164 01:47:43.880 --> 01:47:46.399 of you fellows can comment as well, stay snarking into 2165 01:47:46.439 --> 01:47:47.079 the great beyond. 2166 01:47:48.239 --> 01:47:50.840 You gotta you gotta prepare her. You've got to prepare her, like, Hey, 2167 01:47:50.960 --> 01:47:54.840 this might my friends say some stuff, but they're pretty 2168 01:47:54.880 --> 01:47:55.680 decent people. 2169 01:47:56.880 --> 01:47:59.720 And you know you go from there. Hold on a second, 2170 01:48:00.199 --> 01:48:05.720 So that question implies that you've been holding back your 2171 01:48:05.960 --> 01:48:10.239 your power, your power level. She doesn't know who you are, 2172 01:48:11.199 --> 01:48:13.880 because if she knows that your fucking have a craziest 2173 01:48:13.880 --> 01:48:15.840 sense of humor, she would know that your friends do too, 2174 01:48:16.800 --> 01:48:19.399 Like you don't hang out with you hang out with 2175 01:48:19.439 --> 01:48:22.640 fucking regular nerds that just that go to balls and 2176 01:48:22.720 --> 01:48:27.479 ship and you're like, oh, puppy cock, Well well look 2177 01:48:27.560 --> 01:48:28.520 I will I will say. 2178 01:48:28.560 --> 01:48:32.960 There's some I I have. I have various groups of friends. 2179 01:48:32.960 --> 01:48:34.840 There are acquaintances friends that I have that are close, 2180 01:48:34.960 --> 01:48:39.359 that are closer acquaintances than others. There are people they're 2181 01:48:39.399 --> 01:48:43.560 just acquaintances, man, right, right, No, for sure, I understand 2182 01:48:43.600 --> 01:48:47.680 that entirely. But those those are theoretically, like I would say, 2183 01:48:47.720 --> 01:48:50.920 like they're professional friend circles, where it's just like they're 2184 01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:53.600 friends in a professional sense. I wouldn't call them if 2185 01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:55.880 I was like down and out or like had had 2186 01:48:55.920 --> 01:49:00.520 the vendor Anya. But if I met a girl through 2187 01:49:00.600 --> 01:49:05.159 them and then things kind of you know, got going, 2188 01:49:05.239 --> 01:49:07.279 then I could see that being like a little bit 2189 01:49:07.319 --> 01:49:12.159 of a weird situation because I'm not necessarily going to 2190 01:49:12.800 --> 01:49:15.720 act the way that I do around Kingston and those 2191 01:49:15.760 --> 01:49:21.479 friends around people like like Ian from Smash or something, 2192 01:49:21.520 --> 01:49:22.600 you know what I mean, I'm not gonna say the 2193 01:49:22.640 --> 01:49:26.600 same shit. So I could see that being like maybe 2194 01:49:26.640 --> 01:49:28.119 it's maybe it's that kind of a thing. Maybe it's 2195 01:49:28.119 --> 01:49:30.399 not necessarily a lie. Maybe it's just like a temperance, 2196 01:49:30.479 --> 01:49:31.079 it's not a lie. 2197 01:49:31.079 --> 01:49:33.039 I wouldn't say that's a lie. Theself, I would say 2198 01:49:33.239 --> 01:49:36.960 hiding your review, your stage of yourself to people because 2199 01:49:37.000 --> 01:49:40.680 most people's moms don't know them in their most fucking 2200 01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:43.760 banana's true self. Then I'm you know, you're gonna you 2201 01:49:43.840 --> 01:49:47.720 portray yourself in a way that is often accommodating to 2202 01:49:47.800 --> 01:49:48.760 the area you're around. 2203 01:49:49.479 --> 01:49:52.239 Yeah, it's you know, look, there is that that is 2204 01:49:52.279 --> 01:49:54.680 a very true thing, right being it's like right place, 2205 01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:58.119 right time, how you behave. But I'm just saying your friends, 2206 01:49:58.239 --> 01:50:00.239 if they are your friends, I mean, right, they know 2207 01:50:00.319 --> 01:50:02.560 who you are and and and I would say this, 2208 01:50:03.720 --> 01:50:05.720 I would normally the way that I normally feel is 2209 01:50:05.760 --> 01:50:09.439 that you should meet somebody who who gets you in 2210 01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:12.479 a way. Like normally I would say, I don't know 2211 01:50:12.520 --> 01:50:14.760 if I would meet somebody that didn't understand my sense 2212 01:50:14.760 --> 01:50:19.199 of humor. However, however, kind of like Lily, kind of 2213 01:50:19.279 --> 01:50:21.039 like Lily. And I think also one of my friends 2214 01:50:21.199 --> 01:50:23.720 I used to work with that new egg he when 2215 01:50:23.760 --> 01:50:26.079 he started dating this girl, she wasn't into like comics 2216 01:50:26.199 --> 01:50:28.640 or nothing, and now they would annually go to New 2217 01:50:28.720 --> 01:50:30.960 York Comic Con like every fucking year and stuff. So 2218 01:50:31.079 --> 01:50:34.520 she she got heavily into that shit. So I totally 2219 01:50:34.640 --> 01:50:37.239 understand that too, to where you could bring her to 2220 01:50:37.359 --> 01:50:40.439 the dark side and maybe turn her into a deviant 2221 01:50:41.520 --> 01:50:43.199 like and have a stupid sense of humor. 2222 01:50:43.239 --> 01:50:44.319 So there's also that, So. 2223 01:50:45.199 --> 01:50:46.720 I think a lot of people, it dwells in a 2224 01:50:46.760 --> 01:50:48.680 lot of people. But what happens is that people can't 2225 01:50:48.720 --> 01:50:51.680 separate the fact from laughing. That's unfucked up. To being 2226 01:50:51.720 --> 01:50:52.319 fucking yeah. 2227 01:50:52.359 --> 01:50:54.880 Yeah, Like some people don't understand people that are fucked up. True, 2228 01:50:55.039 --> 01:50:57.000 often people that are fucked up and laugh fucking things 2229 01:50:57.039 --> 01:50:59.760 are fucked up people. But like for me in particular 2230 01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:02.760 and most of my friends, we laugh at absurd ship 2231 01:51:02.840 --> 01:51:04.439 because absurd ship's hilarious. 2232 01:51:04.840 --> 01:51:06.239 That is just simply what it is. 2233 01:51:06.319 --> 01:51:08.560 I don't I don't like the guy, the guy, not 2234 01:51:08.640 --> 01:51:11.840 even to girls, Like that's not fucking funny, but the 2235 01:51:12.000 --> 01:51:15.840 situation's hilarious. It's funny because how fuck up it is. 2236 01:51:15.960 --> 01:51:18.760 That's the whole thing, right, It's like if if if 2237 01:51:18.880 --> 01:51:21.560 nothing happened, there's nothing to laugh at, but since it's 2238 01:51:21.640 --> 01:51:24.520 so crazy and absurd, it makes you laugh by it's 2239 01:51:24.600 --> 01:51:27.479 literally what you're thinking, right, Like, if you're having commentary, 2240 01:51:27.880 --> 01:51:30.720 I can't believe I'll fucked up this world is that's 2241 01:51:30.840 --> 01:51:35.800 kind of funny and fucking looney tune shit, what the fuck? 2242 01:51:35.880 --> 01:51:39.960 But if I saw if I saw some guy walk up, 2243 01:51:40.119 --> 01:51:42.399 I'm I'm I'm like, say, right outside my apartment and 2244 01:51:42.520 --> 01:51:45.159 some guy just guts someone from fucking head to doe, 2245 01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:49.840 I'm not laughing because that's terrifying, right, I'm like, holy shit, right, 2246 01:51:50.000 --> 01:51:55.600 But only because I'm really true, only different. Nervous laughter 2247 01:51:55.720 --> 01:51:58.720 is different, but like but it's. 2248 01:51:58.279 --> 01:52:00.840 Like, it's like that, It's like that. It's like that. 2249 01:52:01.319 --> 01:52:02.920 It's like the CEO who got marked. It's like if 2250 01:52:02.920 --> 01:52:04.720 you're standing, if you're standing next to that, if you're 2251 01:52:04.720 --> 01:52:07.640 in that situation, like and you see that happening, you're like, yo, 2252 01:52:07.720 --> 01:52:09.720 what the fund? You're probably terrified. You don't know what 2253 01:52:09.760 --> 01:52:14.159 the fuck's going on. But like the idea, the idea 2254 01:52:14.199 --> 01:52:16.000 that this Jude who got marked and then like his 2255 01:52:16.119 --> 01:52:17.840 coworkers just walked over his body to get to the 2256 01:52:17.880 --> 01:52:18.399 meeting on time? 2257 01:52:18.479 --> 01:52:18.840 Is it like that? 2258 01:52:19.000 --> 01:52:21.760 That is like as a as a as a general concept, 2259 01:52:21.880 --> 01:52:24.199 like that is there's a there's a comedy there, For. 2260 01:52:24.239 --> 01:52:25.479 Sure, I would laugh. 2261 01:52:25.640 --> 01:52:27.479 I would I would like to see it and be 2262 01:52:27.560 --> 01:52:31.039 crying and like sitting down and just Joker flying laughing, 2263 01:52:31.600 --> 01:52:33.359 like laughing, my skin white and. 2264 01:52:33.439 --> 01:52:35.840 My hair green, like if we if I if I 2265 01:52:36.199 --> 01:52:38.439 like the context and if I was there, I. 2266 01:52:38.479 --> 01:52:42.079 Finally saw Joker too, huh oh oh my god, I 2267 01:52:42.159 --> 01:52:46.159 finally saw It's not that bad because me and Lily 2268 01:52:46.199 --> 01:52:50.600 saw it was on HBO. For it's really not that bad. 2269 01:52:50.680 --> 01:52:53.720 It's it's it's kind of flip floppy. I think that's 2270 01:52:53.720 --> 01:52:57.920 what makes enough to anything. It doesn't commit enough to anything. 2271 01:52:58.279 --> 01:52:59.760 Really, that's exactly why it's bad. 2272 01:53:00.840 --> 01:53:04.560 Uh, Like, how do I it's not a terribly done movie, 2273 01:53:04.800 --> 01:53:08.239 but the it doesn't commit to either being a musical, 2274 01:53:08.800 --> 01:53:10.760 which are quite a few musical numbers. I think they're 2275 01:53:10.800 --> 01:53:11.840 pretty de sick. 2276 01:53:13.079 --> 01:53:17.520 I think, I think, I think, I just very think 2277 01:53:18.079 --> 01:53:20.880 a singer. Have you have you seen Wicked? 2278 01:53:21.239 --> 01:53:25.960 Yes, that's a different scale, like the point I okay, 2279 01:53:26.079 --> 01:53:29.520 I sorry, I feel like, no, no, it's the same thing, 2280 01:53:29.520 --> 01:53:32.479 because I feel like my musical mentality is an opera 2281 01:53:32.600 --> 01:53:34.680 kind of fucking comment sides to often, so I think 2282 01:53:34.720 --> 01:53:36.279 of like, oh, this is a sign with a few 2283 01:53:36.319 --> 01:53:39.199 songs in it, but I think like it just it's 2284 01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:42.000 really like back and forthy and then he kind of 2285 01:53:42.119 --> 01:53:45.079 stops going for one thing and it gets kind of sad, 2286 01:53:45.720 --> 01:53:47.680 and then the way he dies is kind of like 2287 01:53:47.800 --> 01:53:50.680 fucking silly than a guy in the background and blurred 2288 01:53:50.760 --> 01:53:51.560 flakes starts. 2289 01:53:53.399 --> 01:53:56.520 Beating his dick with beating his dick with a knife somehow. 2290 01:53:59.039 --> 01:54:00.920 Yeah, I don't know, I know how I feel about it. 2291 01:54:01.359 --> 01:54:02.960 I don't know how I feel about it. I think 2292 01:54:03.439 --> 01:54:04.359 i'd have to see it again. 2293 01:54:04.600 --> 01:54:07.119 I think that's gonna be like a very like a 2294 01:54:07.279 --> 01:54:10.199 movie connoisseurs, and like people didn't understand, Oh. 2295 01:54:10.159 --> 01:54:13.079 Yeah, it's gonna be a film. It's gonna be a film. 2296 01:54:13.159 --> 01:54:14.600 It's gonna be a film movie. I do think it's 2297 01:54:14.600 --> 01:54:17.159 potentially like a cult, like one of those cult movies, 2298 01:54:17.680 --> 01:54:20.680 but I just I think it exists in that status 2299 01:54:20.800 --> 01:54:25.319 mainly for what it does as a as a statement 2300 01:54:25.479 --> 01:54:27.880 more than as a movie. I think they raped him 2301 01:54:27.920 --> 01:54:32.800 and that's really sad. I mean sad. It's like that 2302 01:54:33.119 --> 01:54:36.279 just made the tone of this way worse. I was like, oh, 2303 01:54:36.439 --> 01:54:37.560 this is the beat him up. 2304 01:54:37.520 --> 01:54:39.880 And it's like, oh, fucking Irish Guard, I'm gonna fuck 2305 01:54:39.960 --> 01:54:46.439 you us, Camia, Ladie, I'm gonna fuck your goods. Just 2306 01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:49.039 talking to the little person and the little person was like, dude, 2307 01:54:49.079 --> 01:54:52.600 I couldn't work, I couldn't sleep. I felt terrified. He's like, 2308 01:54:53.279 --> 01:54:55.880 it's your name, really, Gibble, and I'm like, this is 2309 01:54:56.119 --> 01:54:59.600 so fucking crazy this person is to me, like that 2310 01:54:59.840 --> 01:55:03.399 was the worst experience to me, Like that were at 2311 01:55:03.439 --> 01:55:07.079 that part right there was when that was two. There 2312 01:55:07.159 --> 01:55:10.439 was two major moments too. I feel like sticking it 2313 01:55:10.560 --> 01:55:13.560 to the to the inso or whatever you know. There 2314 01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:15.479 there was supposedly there was all these weird people. I 2315 01:55:15.560 --> 01:55:18.880 really liked the first one. That's that was what the 2316 01:55:19.039 --> 01:55:20.840 vibe was that there were so many insults that were 2317 01:55:20.880 --> 01:55:22.800 celebrating Joker and shit like that, and they're probably were some, 2318 01:55:22.960 --> 01:55:24.840 but really I think overall people are just like, oh, 2319 01:55:24.840 --> 01:55:28.000 that was a fun movie. But the thing is, there 2320 01:55:28.079 --> 01:55:30.439 was the instance right there where it's like, oh, here 2321 01:55:30.520 --> 01:55:33.039 he goes. He's all he's doing his whole lawyer southern 2322 01:55:33.159 --> 01:55:37.159 fucking thing, and when nothing happened, that was the first blow, 2323 01:55:38.000 --> 01:55:40.279 like nothing came out of that, like you were thinking, like, 2324 01:55:40.359 --> 01:55:42.600 oh here it goes, something crazy is about to happen. 2325 01:55:43.119 --> 01:55:46.399 That just deflated And then when those guys rescued. 2326 01:55:46.000 --> 01:55:48.600 Him and then he fled from them, that was like 2327 01:55:48.680 --> 01:55:50.720 the killing blow where it's like this guy's just fucking 2328 01:55:52.119 --> 01:55:53.199 I want nothing. 2329 01:55:53.359 --> 01:55:55.640 There's nothing that mirrors anything. 2330 01:55:55.279 --> 01:55:57.560 In that first movie of like oh this guy seems 2331 01:55:57.640 --> 01:56:00.880 kind of cool or or this anti or anything like that. 2332 01:56:01.000 --> 01:56:02.920 It was just this guy really did not want to 2333 01:56:02.960 --> 01:56:05.039 play up this guy to make sure like this nigga 2334 01:56:05.079 --> 01:56:05.680 is not cool. 2335 01:56:06.039 --> 01:56:08.119 He's not meant to be cool, and so to your point, Chris, 2336 01:56:08.720 --> 01:56:11.479 much more of a like he'sai like this, It wasn't. 2337 01:56:12.039 --> 01:56:14.880 It wasn't a movie in the way that there was 2338 01:56:14.960 --> 01:56:17.680 nothing in the that was truly enjoyable. The music was sucked, 2339 01:56:18.079 --> 01:56:21.479 it was too flat, the fucking acting. There was good moments, 2340 01:56:21.520 --> 01:56:24.560 but it wasn't just thoroughly a great fucking movie. 2341 01:56:25.199 --> 01:56:28.199 So I the way I feel about is I have 2342 01:56:28.279 --> 01:56:29.840 to see it again. Because I walked in there with 2343 01:56:29.920 --> 01:56:33.880 the full expectation. I felt the same way. It's it's 2344 01:56:33.960 --> 01:56:37.039 not an equivalent movie by any by any means, but 2345 01:56:37.119 --> 01:56:39.840 I felt the same way or similarly after Hateful eight, 2346 01:56:40.199 --> 01:56:42.520 like like when I I went into Hate Ful a 2347 01:56:42.680 --> 01:56:46.840 being like I'm excited and then it was so slow 2348 01:56:47.319 --> 01:56:50.560 and just so fucking like it was in the same 2349 01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:52.039 place the whole time, and I'm like, oh my god, 2350 01:56:52.079 --> 01:56:54.600 I'm bored out of my mind with this movie. But 2351 01:56:54.680 --> 01:56:57.039 I under know no, no, but this is what I'm saying. 2352 01:56:57.079 --> 01:56:59.920 It's like, and I once I understood, okay, I got 2353 01:57:00.079 --> 01:57:02.399 of that movie like my expectations were like completely wrong. 2354 01:57:03.119 --> 01:57:06.960 I saw it again and I loved it because I 2355 01:57:07.159 --> 01:57:10.239 wasn't I wasn't sitting in any scene wondering like how 2356 01:57:10.359 --> 01:57:11.880 long is this going to go on for before they 2357 01:57:11.920 --> 01:57:14.039 get to the next scene. I just knew what the 2358 01:57:14.119 --> 01:57:15.359 movie was going to be, and so I liked that 2359 01:57:15.720 --> 01:57:18.560 way way, way, way way more so, like I feel 2360 01:57:18.600 --> 01:57:20.800 like maybe I could be one of those movies where 2361 01:57:20.840 --> 01:57:22.640 like if I, if I go in, because dude, I 2362 01:57:22.680 --> 01:57:24.439 expected that to be a musical and it just wasn't. 2363 01:57:24.600 --> 01:57:27.039 Straight up, it's just not it's not a musical. It's 2364 01:57:27.079 --> 01:57:31.479 not a musical at all. Actually, yeah, there's there's literally 2365 01:57:31.720 --> 01:57:34.960 one musical number in the entire movie, and it's not 2366 01:57:35.199 --> 01:57:38.439 very good. Also, it didn't and what does a musical 2367 01:57:38.560 --> 01:57:44.039 usually do? The musical with the music and singing in 2368 01:57:44.079 --> 01:57:46.079 the dancing, what would you call those movies? There's one 2369 01:57:46.159 --> 01:57:48.399 musical moment. There's one musical moment in that movie, and 2370 01:57:48.479 --> 01:57:50.800 it's and it's the the courthouse scene where like Joker 2371 01:57:50.880 --> 01:57:52.800 is going around and he's like hitting people with mallets 2372 01:57:52.840 --> 01:57:56.600 and and he's actually like they're actually like elevating the 2373 01:57:56.640 --> 01:57:59.199 heightened realism of that format to like actually do something 2374 01:57:59.239 --> 01:58:01.600 with it. But every other one is just them in 2375 01:58:01.800 --> 01:58:05.680 the real location, just singing poorly, by the way, and 2376 01:58:06.159 --> 01:58:09.920 not even like the full song. What also disappointed me 2377 01:58:10.039 --> 01:58:11.920 is that. Look, there's a Lady Gaga album that like 2378 01:58:12.079 --> 01:58:14.079 is all about this movie and it has all this 2379 01:58:14.399 --> 01:58:16.600 like a lot of the songs in the soundtrack from 2380 01:58:16.680 --> 01:58:20.000 the movie, and she's singing all of them. None of 2381 01:58:20.039 --> 01:58:22.239 those songs, all of them, all of them are great, 2382 01:58:22.279 --> 01:58:24.279 by the way, in this album, none of them are 2383 01:58:24.319 --> 01:58:26.039 in the movie, and you're just like. 2384 01:58:26.439 --> 01:58:28.640 Yeah, what the fuck we talked about that, Like the 2385 01:58:28.880 --> 01:58:29.960 when we talked about the. 2386 01:58:31.600 --> 01:58:34.720 None of the only song that's in the movie is 2387 01:58:34.840 --> 01:58:37.479 That's Life at the end that Lady Gaga sings, and 2388 01:58:37.560 --> 01:58:40.600 it's literally over the credits, and I'm just sitting there 2389 01:58:40.680 --> 01:58:43.159 being like, dude, there's so many good songs on this soundtrack, 2390 01:58:44.239 --> 01:58:46.439 and every time you think they're going to sing a 2391 01:58:46.520 --> 01:58:49.119 song from the soundtrack and they started up, it just 2392 01:58:49.239 --> 01:58:49.880 never starts. 2393 01:58:50.760 --> 01:58:53.520 That's pie well, I mean, I mean that's why, Like 2394 01:58:53.640 --> 01:58:56.520 when we talked about it before, I it just seemed 2395 01:58:56.560 --> 01:58:59.640 like we just speculated that, yeah, this was me. It 2396 01:58:59.720 --> 01:59:02.079 was the supposed to be deflating. It was supposed to 2397 01:59:03.079 --> 01:59:05.520 show that, yeah, this guy just sucks. So everything, even 2398 01:59:05.560 --> 01:59:08.720 as fantasy as they suck, He's a fucking loser. And 2399 01:59:08.840 --> 01:59:11.079 so that's why everything fell flat, and it's saying you 2400 01:59:11.159 --> 01:59:13.079 can maybe appreciate it for what it is, like retro 2401 01:59:13.239 --> 01:59:15.319 and retro in a retrospective way. 2402 01:59:15.880 --> 01:59:18.640 But even just watching it, I don't. 2403 01:59:18.680 --> 01:59:22.119 I just don't think you're going to get much value 2404 01:59:22.159 --> 01:59:24.600 in it if you're trying to be entertained. And I 2405 01:59:24.640 --> 01:59:25.600 feel like that's the problem. 2406 01:59:26.279 --> 01:59:28.159 I like that, you're just like, if you're trying to 2407 01:59:28.199 --> 01:59:29.359 critique or understand that. 2408 01:59:29.399 --> 01:59:33.479 You exactly you can have a much better time watching 2409 01:59:33.680 --> 01:59:37.319 people break it down, and then they're gonna appreciate it 2410 01:59:37.439 --> 01:59:39.079 the film for what it is once they've broken down, 2411 01:59:39.079 --> 01:59:40.239 But you're not gonna want to sit down and watch 2412 01:59:40.239 --> 01:59:42.119 it again. There's fucking It's kind of like even the 2413 01:59:42.680 --> 01:59:45.000 the other Matrix movies, the second and third one, Like 2414 01:59:45.159 --> 01:59:48.199 I like watching people break that shit down, but I 2415 01:59:48.239 --> 01:59:50.640 don't fucking like those movies, actually I really don't. And 2416 01:59:50.640 --> 01:59:53.399 it's funny that the second one has the more iconic 2417 01:59:53.520 --> 01:59:57.119 stuff in it, Like when people think about what's like 2418 01:59:57.199 --> 02:00:02.520 the most iconic things with the slow fucking yeah that thing, 2419 02:00:02.720 --> 02:00:05.319 the fucking a lot of the tropes came from the 2420 02:00:05.359 --> 02:00:08.479 second movie, And uh, I just I watched it again, 2421 02:00:08.560 --> 02:00:10.279 maybe a few months ago, and I'm just like, I don't. 2422 02:00:10.560 --> 02:00:11.479 Like this movie. Dude. 2423 02:00:11.479 --> 02:00:13.359 You've definitely seen the edit where it's like the. 2424 02:00:15.840 --> 02:00:21.439 Yeah, I'm like, dude, this guy would be wheezing. 2425 02:00:21.720 --> 02:00:26.319 He kept throat over and over again. Yeah, that's I mean, 2426 02:00:26.319 --> 02:00:29.279 that's I love. The first movie is so good Man, 2427 02:00:29.479 --> 02:00:32.199 that movie. So that's it's just a I wish I 2428 02:00:32.319 --> 02:00:34.119 just wish that was the only one that ever existed. 2429 02:00:36.479 --> 02:00:38.039 Yeah, it's interesting. 2430 02:00:38.159 --> 02:00:40.000 They're like, that's such an interesting movie because like it's 2431 02:00:40.000 --> 02:00:42.279 the idea of the both of them becoming trans afterwards, 2432 02:00:42.399 --> 02:00:46.279 like both of the Thewski involved in it. Yeah, both 2433 02:00:46.279 --> 02:00:47.880 of the brothers becoming transactor. 2434 02:00:47.920 --> 02:00:49.520 And I'm like, but see, that's what's so interesting about 2435 02:00:49.520 --> 02:00:53.159 the people starting to shoehorn the trans allegory into it 2436 02:00:53.479 --> 02:00:55.439 and where they found things that look like it. And 2437 02:00:55.560 --> 02:00:58.520 then of course the Rokowski is being fucking assholes like yeah, 2438 02:00:58.560 --> 02:00:59.840 that's what it was the whole time, and I'm like, 2439 02:01:00.479 --> 02:01:04.600 y'all never said anything like that the entirety of your run. 2440 02:01:04.840 --> 02:01:07.720 Shut the fuck up. It's like, that's what that that 2441 02:01:07.800 --> 02:01:10.079 made me so that annoyed me so much because I'm like, 2442 02:01:10.079 --> 02:01:12.399 all right, yeah, I don't know doctor nations theory. Mass 2443 02:01:12.439 --> 02:01:14.560 effect is real too. I guess fucking Jegor Opinks is 2444 02:01:14.560 --> 02:01:16.960 a sith fucking lord, like yeah, it's all, it's all, 2445 02:01:17.039 --> 02:01:18.159 it's all real, it's it. 2446 02:01:20.560 --> 02:01:20.600 Was. 2447 02:01:20.760 --> 02:01:22.760 And then George Lucas shot it down, even though he 2448 02:01:22.840 --> 02:01:25.560 would have been a genius for saying, yes, he should have. 2449 02:01:26.079 --> 02:01:29.119 Yeah, yeah, I never know what to make of that stuff, 2450 02:01:29.159 --> 02:01:33.800 because it's like, I I can't discount your view entirely 2451 02:01:33.880 --> 02:01:38.479 because you did make it, but like so maybe that's maybe. 2452 02:01:39.920 --> 02:01:42.640 But if they would have gave it to me, I 2453 02:01:42.680 --> 02:01:45.840 would have been like, Okay, that's plausible. It does to 2454 02:01:45.920 --> 02:01:48.279 me feel a little bit more like retroactively, like like 2455 02:01:48.720 --> 02:01:50.439 like like what is it? The Last of Us is 2456 02:01:50.479 --> 02:01:51.199 about Israel? 2457 02:01:51.279 --> 02:01:54.960 All of a sudden, it's like no, it's what, Like no, 2458 02:01:55.079 --> 02:01:58.439 it's not why or it's not about Israel, it's about 2459 02:01:58.479 --> 02:02:02.600 like the it's it's I guess loosely, like I think 2460 02:02:02.680 --> 02:02:05.079 he Neil Truckman gave like an interview where he said 2461 02:02:05.079 --> 02:02:09.600 it's loosely kind of based on the Israel Palestine conflict 2462 02:02:09.640 --> 02:02:12.239 and like how that manifests like the cycle of the 2463 02:02:12.279 --> 02:02:13.960 cycle of violence and the cycle of revenge. And it's 2464 02:02:13.960 --> 02:02:16.119 like I, oh, okay, because I was like, I don't 2465 02:02:16.439 --> 02:02:20.039 really know. There's Jews like people just say like, oh, 2466 02:02:20.119 --> 02:02:25.640 they're like maybe, look, I think there's maybe like a 2467 02:02:25.720 --> 02:02:29.159 ten percent chance of that being true. You know, there 2468 02:02:29.239 --> 02:02:30.199 may be some truth to it. 2469 02:02:30.279 --> 02:02:32.479 To me, Here's the one thing that I've noticed about 2470 02:02:32.479 --> 02:02:35.119 a lot of artists is that the first times their 2471 02:02:35.760 --> 02:02:39.520 their shit really blows up, they talk about the because 2472 02:02:39.560 --> 02:02:42.359 they're asked about the true meaning and they're they're talking 2473 02:02:42.399 --> 02:02:44.520 about the layers of it, and they talk about it 2474 02:02:45.079 --> 02:02:48.199 within that time period when it's this retch. Looking now 2475 02:02:48.239 --> 02:02:50.720 that the Israel Palestine shit's hot and most people understand 2476 02:02:50.800 --> 02:02:53.479 it mostly all of a sudden, now there's some type 2477 02:02:53.479 --> 02:02:55.359 of connection to it. And the same thing with the 2478 02:02:55.399 --> 02:02:58.479 trans shit happening. It's like now the houses they transition. 2479 02:02:59.119 --> 02:03:01.159 This has been off for soul long. They've been interviewed 2480 02:03:01.199 --> 02:03:04.560 many times. They've talked about even their script the Wakowski 2481 02:03:04.960 --> 02:03:09.840 when they were just dudes, their influences, what they like it, 2482 02:03:10.039 --> 02:03:12.600 it didn't have anything to do with that. And now 2483 02:03:12.680 --> 02:03:15.000 there's just a bunch of fucking people that are just 2484 02:03:15.119 --> 02:03:17.960 too progressive for their own good that just won't even 2485 02:03:18.079 --> 02:03:22.079 question it. And I'm like, brother, like it's right. 2486 02:03:22.159 --> 02:03:24.760 Like there are movies because because there are movies that. 2487 02:03:24.880 --> 02:03:28.319 Are like weird for me, take them like, I understand 2488 02:03:28.319 --> 02:03:30.279 what you mean, R I understand what you mean by this, Like, dude, 2489 02:03:30.399 --> 02:03:32.760 like you don't have to say that if you're that, 2490 02:03:32.960 --> 02:03:34.760 you know, it's like if it is, if there may 2491 02:03:34.840 --> 02:03:37.600 be some lines that cross in cocietityach other, then more 2492 02:03:37.680 --> 02:03:38.239 power to it. 2493 02:03:38.520 --> 02:03:41.000 I think that is helpful and useful for the conversations 2494 02:03:41.039 --> 02:03:41.840 that are made and said. 2495 02:03:41.880 --> 02:03:43.680 You know, like if they were honest, they would just 2496 02:03:43.720 --> 02:03:47.119 be like, oh, that that's I love that theory. That's awesome, 2497 02:03:47.479 --> 02:03:49.760 but that's that's actually not like it's. 2498 02:03:49.680 --> 02:03:53.000 A or even or even just something like like that's 2499 02:03:53.000 --> 02:03:56.560 an interesting interpretation, I think, like or even just something 2500 02:03:56.640 --> 02:04:00.279 like I could think that or or or even like 2501 02:04:00.359 --> 02:04:02.279 they did it and they were just like, yeah, you know, 2502 02:04:02.399 --> 02:04:05.680 I guess looking back on it, I guess there are 2503 02:04:05.840 --> 02:04:09.520 kind of themes that kind of intertwine with the stuff 2504 02:04:09.560 --> 02:04:11.920 that I was going through that I wasn't even necessarily 2505 02:04:12.000 --> 02:04:15.920 thinking that much about, or that made their way in 2506 02:04:16.560 --> 02:04:18.039 like you know what I mean, there's ways of time 2507 02:04:18.079 --> 02:04:20.439 because there are movies that are about that, you know 2508 02:04:20.479 --> 02:04:22.000 what I mean, Like there's like as I saw the 2509 02:04:22.039 --> 02:04:25.039 TV glow or something is like a recent movie. I 2510 02:04:25.039 --> 02:04:27.000 haven't seen it yet, but I do want you that's 2511 02:04:27.039 --> 02:04:29.720 like a trans allegory. But it's like it's not a 2512 02:04:29.840 --> 02:04:33.560 secret from the get go. It's not that's like all 2513 02:04:33.560 --> 02:04:36.279 of a sudden, for fucking almost twenty something years, it 2514 02:04:36.399 --> 02:04:38.920 was a secret and then it just wasn't Like that 2515 02:04:39.439 --> 02:04:41.920 does that make any sense to you, as just in 2516 02:04:42.079 --> 02:04:45.920 a realistic sense of people who dissected one of the 2517 02:04:45.920 --> 02:04:50.960 most iconic movies in movie history that they only recently 2518 02:04:51.039 --> 02:04:54.119 found that out, Like does that make any sense? Like 2519 02:04:54.239 --> 02:04:57.199 it just doesn't, Like Ockham's Razor, just it doesn't make sense, 2520 02:04:58.000 --> 02:05:00.920 Like to think that people no one noticed before, no one, 2521 02:05:01.479 --> 02:05:05.079 none of the biggest critics themselves, the people involved in it, 2522 02:05:05.119 --> 02:05:07.279 and no one was clued into this even a little bit, 2523 02:05:07.920 --> 02:05:09.079 like get the fuck out of here. 2524 02:05:09.840 --> 02:05:11.880 There's truth to that where it's like this is a 2525 02:05:11.920 --> 02:05:14.279 little silly, like that's the dinings at all, But also 2526 02:05:14.399 --> 02:05:16.119 like you know, that's not time people are gonna really 2527 02:05:16.159 --> 02:05:18.680 be talking about, especially at that period of time, about themselves. 2528 02:05:19.279 --> 02:05:22.359 It's very touchy subject, it's very vulnerable in a way 2529 02:05:22.439 --> 02:05:24.560 that you know a lot of people weren't exactly comfortable, 2530 02:05:24.680 --> 02:05:27.600 especially twenty years ago, being really upfind and open about 2531 02:05:27.600 --> 02:05:28.000 stuff like that. 2532 02:05:28.159 --> 02:05:29.600 So I could see how someone could say that. 2533 02:05:30.079 --> 02:05:31.960 But at the same time, it's like it would be 2534 02:05:32.279 --> 02:05:33.960 if it's the truth, is the truth, But if it's 2535 02:05:33.960 --> 02:05:35.880 a lie, it's like, that's a really unnecessary lie to have. 2536 02:05:36.560 --> 02:05:39.279 And it's fine if it could be drawn similar lines 2537 02:05:39.319 --> 02:05:41.000 to one another, but you don't have to lie about 2538 02:05:41.000 --> 02:05:41.359 it if. 2539 02:05:41.239 --> 02:05:41.720 That's the case. 2540 02:05:41.840 --> 02:05:44.000 Yeah, I don't really care either way. Like it is 2541 02:05:44.079 --> 02:05:46.199 what it is whatever, Like it's it's still it's to me, 2542 02:05:46.279 --> 02:05:49.119 it's it's still the matrix. Like I actually because I like, 2543 02:05:49.239 --> 02:05:52.479 I love theories. It's interesting. It's like there's a lot 2544 02:05:52.520 --> 02:05:53.319 of the gay community. 2545 02:05:53.399 --> 02:05:55.920 They make a lot of content about gay coated Disney stuff, 2546 02:05:56.560 --> 02:05:58.119 and I think a lot of the stuff I'm. 2547 02:05:58.039 --> 02:05:59.560 Like, no, that's not true. 2548 02:05:59.760 --> 02:06:02.960 But I like thee where they're pulling these things from 2549 02:06:03.000 --> 02:06:05.880 They're saying this is gay coded, and I'm like, I 2550 02:06:06.039 --> 02:06:07.279 just I think that's fun content. 2551 02:06:07.399 --> 02:06:08.359 I just don't like that. 2552 02:06:09.000 --> 02:06:11.039 And really the only reason that it even got into 2553 02:06:11.119 --> 02:06:13.399 that realm and the matrix is because you know, it 2554 02:06:13.600 --> 02:06:15.920 was like, oh, yeah, that's it's true. Like the people 2555 02:06:15.960 --> 02:06:19.119 that created it just confirmed it when usually what happens 2556 02:06:19.159 --> 02:06:22.119 the creators don't do that. And to me, that just 2557 02:06:22.560 --> 02:06:25.680 that's the I feel like the major difference between a lot. 2558 02:06:26.000 --> 02:06:28.920 There's so many theories about so much fucking shit and 2559 02:06:29.039 --> 02:06:33.800 it's all interesting, and usually people are they don't have 2560 02:06:34.000 --> 02:06:36.359 such big egos to be like, yeah, we're that much 2561 02:06:36.359 --> 02:06:36.880 of a genius. 2562 02:06:37.000 --> 02:06:38.479 Yeah that's so. That was that was the thing all 2563 02:06:38.479 --> 02:06:41.479 the time. And I'm like, all right, all right, bro, relax, 2564 02:06:42.520 --> 02:06:47.880 you're not that fucking clever. Relax anyway. So, uh, you 2565 02:06:47.920 --> 02:06:51.840 should be honest with your girlfriend about yourself. We're not 2566 02:06:52.319 --> 02:06:54.319 not is a long way. Is a long way to 2567 02:06:54.359 --> 02:07:01.760 say my philosophy is like genuinely like yeah, exactly, don't 2568 02:07:02.159 --> 02:07:04.039 do that. I mean, I feel like how I land 2569 02:07:04.119 --> 02:07:05.960 women in the first place is like with my sense 2570 02:07:06.000 --> 02:07:07.880 of humor, so like I feel like I weed people 2571 02:07:07.920 --> 02:07:09.520 out that way. So like I've never found myself in 2572 02:07:09.560 --> 02:07:13.359 a situation where I've had to, Like there's definitely family 2573 02:07:13.479 --> 02:07:16.079 that I hide my sense of humor from for sure, 2574 02:07:16.239 --> 02:07:19.279 Like there's definitely like older like grandparents, and so I 2575 02:07:19.319 --> 02:07:19.760 don't need to. 2576 02:07:21.319 --> 02:07:24.359 My grandma, my grandmother would throw up right, be like 2577 02:07:24.439 --> 02:07:29.680 what's wrong with you? But but if I'm. 2578 02:07:31.399 --> 02:07:33.680 But if I'm dating somebody like they they know generally, 2579 02:07:33.760 --> 02:07:35.119 like it might even be like one of the first 2580 02:07:35.119 --> 02:07:38.359 things I say to them, just to test the waters 2581 02:07:38.359 --> 02:07:40.720 and see if it's even worth bothering in the first place. 2582 02:07:41.560 --> 02:07:46.680 But yeah, so I don't know, let us know how 2583 02:07:46.720 --> 02:07:49.319 it goes. I'm curious as to how this h this interaction. 2584 02:07:49.439 --> 02:07:54.079 Will definitely follow up, will yeah, follow up when you're 2585 02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:58.319 let's do this last one? Ye, just like see this 2586 02:07:58.439 --> 02:08:01.319 last one and then we'll wrap it up. Uh, there's 2587 02:08:01.359 --> 02:08:08.039 a there's a fire right outside, so you just comes 2588 02:08:08.079 --> 02:08:14.199 to the windows, starts knocking the names. Now, yeah, so 2589 02:08:14.239 --> 02:08:16.399 we're gonna We're gonna read this last one. And I 2590 02:08:16.479 --> 02:08:18.439 want to read this last one specifically because, like we, 2591 02:08:19.359 --> 02:08:22.000 I want to make an effort this this new year. 2592 02:08:22.119 --> 02:08:24.880 It's not a resolution necessarily, I do, although like it's 2593 02:08:24.920 --> 02:08:28.760 semantics at that point. I want to cover the same 2594 02:08:29.000 --> 02:08:32.960 ground less. I feel like we get comfortable, we we 2595 02:08:33.039 --> 02:08:35.680 get into our Red Dead ruts, we get into our 2596 02:08:36.399 --> 02:08:38.079 Gears of War ruts, but we still want to talk 2597 02:08:38.119 --> 02:08:39.880 about video games, and so like this is I feel 2598 02:08:39.920 --> 02:08:42.800 like we don't necessarily talk about these as often so 2599 02:08:43.000 --> 02:08:45.159 Rachal Slurr wrote, and he says, what's up the Woker, 2600 02:08:45.319 --> 02:08:48.520 the Diddler and gain. I was wondering if any of 2601 02:08:48.600 --> 02:08:51.039 you have played the Batman Arkham games, and if so, 2602 02:08:51.279 --> 02:08:53.479 ranked them from best to worst. We've talked about this before, 2603 02:08:53.560 --> 02:08:55.640 but not nearly as we haven't gotten into depth about 2604 02:08:56.720 --> 02:08:59.039 We haven't gotten into depth about him. I have a so. 2605 02:09:00.760 --> 02:09:04.159 I don't know how controversial this is, but I it 2606 02:09:04.319 --> 02:09:06.840 really depends on what you're if you want like a 2607 02:09:06.920 --> 02:09:12.560 Batman simulation, I think Arkham City is really great. I 2608 02:09:12.640 --> 02:09:15.000 think Arkham Asylum is a way. I think Arkham Asylum 2609 02:09:15.079 --> 02:09:17.239 is the best video game in that series, though, I 2610 02:09:17.399 --> 02:09:19.880 like as a designed video game, I think it's fucking 2611 02:09:20.079 --> 02:09:22.760 it's it's damn near perfect, except for like the last Boss, 2612 02:09:22.760 --> 02:09:24.720 which sucks. Uh. 2613 02:09:25.119 --> 02:09:28.119 So I have so I went back and played Arkham Asylum. 2614 02:09:28.159 --> 02:09:30.600 The one thing that bothers me the most is actually 2615 02:09:30.680 --> 02:09:34.680 the uh the sound effects there's it's actually very whimsical. 2616 02:09:34.760 --> 02:09:37.039 It's a lot of stocks very whimsical. Yeah, it actually 2617 02:09:37.199 --> 02:09:41.279 it really I forgot because it's been so long. It's 2618 02:09:41.359 --> 02:09:46.479 very cartoony and uh to me, nothing I've played all 2619 02:09:46.479 --> 02:09:50.840 of them. Nothing this the Arkham City experience. This just 2620 02:09:50.960 --> 02:09:54.479 nothing feels even being fucking Bruce Wayne in the very 2621 02:09:54.520 --> 02:09:57.880 beginning is like fun, like you're barely you're Bruce Wayne 2622 02:09:57.920 --> 02:09:59.560 for like the first ten to fifteen minute whatever. It is, 2623 02:10:00.279 --> 02:10:03.960 like there's this it's just like everything about it feels good. 2624 02:10:05.439 --> 02:10:06.039 I love it. 2625 02:10:06.159 --> 02:10:09.119 I love it, fucking I love fighting mister Freeze. Like 2626 02:10:09.199 --> 02:10:12.720 there's just there's so many things about it that I'm like, damn, 2627 02:10:12.800 --> 02:10:13.880 I love this game. I play. 2628 02:10:13.920 --> 02:10:17.720 I played all of them. Fucking Arkham City, Uh sorry, 2629 02:10:18.119 --> 02:10:21.079 Arkham Knight was fine. 2630 02:10:21.399 --> 02:10:25.199 Like there's I feel like the I know we've criticized 2631 02:10:25.199 --> 02:10:30.680 it for the the the stealth Car missions really terrible. 2632 02:10:31.960 --> 02:10:33.920 What they were thinking that game would that game would 2633 02:10:33.960 --> 02:10:36.960 be three points higher than it otherwise than it otherwise 2634 02:10:37.119 --> 02:10:38.880 is if not for those specific missions. 2635 02:10:38.880 --> 02:10:40.720 I think that game has the best boss designs in 2636 02:10:40.760 --> 02:10:44.520 a series. I think it has fucking really cool moments. Uh, 2637 02:10:44.760 --> 02:10:48.199 the cities itself being so fucking destitute, I think it's 2638 02:10:48.279 --> 02:10:51.880 really really cool. I just think having that fucking stupid 2639 02:10:52.119 --> 02:10:54.600 tank takes you out of so much. 2640 02:10:54.439 --> 02:10:56.680 Of it, Like I gotta fucking sneak up on a 2641 02:10:56.840 --> 02:11:00.000 fucking like an an actual tank I'm a car. 2642 02:11:00.079 --> 02:11:01.880 Are sneaking up. 2643 02:11:01.960 --> 02:11:05.159 That's so stupid, Like I feel so dumb doing it. 2644 02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:07.840 It's so stupid. 2645 02:11:07.880 --> 02:11:10.840 But I mean the game Arkham Knight was great, but 2646 02:11:11.319 --> 02:11:14.760 there's just a feeling that I just didn't get playing 2647 02:11:14.800 --> 02:11:15.560 any of the other ones. 2648 02:11:16.560 --> 02:11:18.239 I think City is the best one for me personally. 2649 02:11:18.399 --> 02:11:21.600 Yeah, ranking them, if I had to rank them, I 2650 02:11:21.640 --> 02:11:24.479 would put so City first, and then I would I 2651 02:11:24.479 --> 02:11:29.680 would do Night, and then I would probably do Origins. 2652 02:11:30.640 --> 02:11:32.439 Actually, really, I actually really enjoyed Origins. 2653 02:11:33.039 --> 02:11:35.640 I really didn't like Origins, but or just had some 2654 02:11:35.840 --> 02:11:39.680 really dope ass moments though, like the death Stroke fight. 2655 02:11:39.880 --> 02:11:41.680 That ship was the litt ast fucking you guys are 2656 02:11:41.680 --> 02:11:45.239 fighting on the fucking like the cargo crates. That shit's 2657 02:11:45.279 --> 02:11:48.359 fucking badass, and Batman somehow wins, and I'm just like, 2658 02:11:49.600 --> 02:11:52.039 all right, Batman, I guess I'm here for this. I 2659 02:11:52.079 --> 02:11:53.159 guess I'm watching this. 2660 02:11:54.279 --> 02:11:55.000 I really enjoyed it. 2661 02:11:55.119 --> 02:11:57.239 I thought like when you get the when you get 2662 02:11:57.279 --> 02:12:01.239 when you get those shock gauntlets, the game just it's 2663 02:12:01.399 --> 02:12:03.520 it's much more of I had so much fun beating 2664 02:12:03.560 --> 02:12:06.359 people up because you just chang your combos and then 2665 02:12:06.399 --> 02:12:07.840 you get to a point where your things are so 2666 02:12:08.000 --> 02:12:10.319 charged that you're just knocking people out left and right. 2667 02:12:10.840 --> 02:12:13.800 You're basically everybody you you killed like a hundred people 2668 02:12:14.039 --> 02:12:19.199 easily in like fucking five minutes. Like it's yeah, it's uh, 2669 02:12:19.680 --> 02:12:22.520 it was fun. I actually really enjoyed. But it's not 2670 02:12:22.640 --> 02:12:26.439 that like Arkham Asylum is a good game, but there's 2671 02:12:27.439 --> 02:12:30.439 uh it actually really threw me off. It's not it's 2672 02:12:30.479 --> 02:12:32.439 not even a bad game. None of them are bad games. 2673 02:12:32.960 --> 02:12:35.760 It just when I was beating people up, I actually 2674 02:12:35.840 --> 02:12:40.520 felt I was like, oh, this is they they made it. 2675 02:12:40.760 --> 02:12:43.600 It's so less brutal that like I kind of forgot, 2676 02:12:44.479 --> 02:12:46.039 you know, like I just always thought it was. I 2677 02:12:46.279 --> 02:12:48.279 always thought it was as brutal, but it wasn't as 2678 02:12:48.359 --> 02:12:49.239 brutal until City. 2679 02:12:49.239 --> 02:12:54.279 It's it's it's it's very animated, animated series in uh 2680 02:12:54.640 --> 02:12:58.279 in Asylum, which I like, Uh, I think I think 2681 02:12:58.680 --> 02:13:01.359 that game is like more con it's more it's it's 2682 02:13:02.399 --> 02:13:05.560 I just generally don't prefer open world games generally speaking, 2683 02:13:05.720 --> 02:13:08.399 and especially I think like Batman, I think the detective 2684 02:13:08.439 --> 02:13:09.960 aspect of it, I think is is a little bit 2685 02:13:10.000 --> 02:13:14.119 more suited to like kind of more level design focused things. 2686 02:13:14.159 --> 02:13:15.640 I feel like it feels more. It feels like a 2687 02:13:15.680 --> 02:13:18.840 BioShock kind of game to me, Like Arkham Asylum. It 2688 02:13:19.079 --> 02:13:22.119 just like you're you're kind of enclosed, You're you don't 2689 02:13:22.159 --> 02:13:24.840 have as much freedom. But I think it works. But 2690 02:13:25.319 --> 02:13:27.279 Arkham Asylum and City are more or less kind of 2691 02:13:27.960 --> 02:13:29.720 in the same place for me, where like I like 2692 02:13:29.800 --> 02:13:32.359 both of them equivalently for different reasons. I just think 2693 02:13:32.399 --> 02:13:34.600 the design is a little bit stronger in Asylum, but 2694 02:13:34.800 --> 02:13:38.479 City feels better as a Batman game, I guess like 2695 02:13:38.560 --> 02:13:40.720 because you get to you you can fly, you can glide. 2696 02:13:41.159 --> 02:13:43.000 I think it's like it's it's like Arham Asylum is 2697 02:13:43.039 --> 02:13:45.760 like a better game based on levels and stuff like that. 2698 02:13:46.159 --> 02:13:48.600 I think based on experience. So I don't know, there's 2699 02:13:48.640 --> 02:13:50.880 moments in like Arkham Asylum where I'm like, how does 2700 02:13:50.920 --> 02:13:53.560 Batman not know? Like how does he not figuring this 2701 02:13:53.600 --> 02:13:54.680 shit out? This is asylum. 2702 02:13:54.720 --> 02:13:57.279 He's been here a thousand and a half times, Like, 2703 02:13:57.720 --> 02:14:00.479 but it's it's just a like I know this guy. 2704 02:14:01.079 --> 02:14:03.119 This guy would rather like, Oh, I know exactly what 2705 02:14:03.159 --> 02:14:05.119 I'm doing, easy, I know where you are, I know 2706 02:14:05.159 --> 02:14:06.760 who's in this building, I know where everything is. I 2707 02:14:06.800 --> 02:14:09.239 can I'm a psychopath that memorized everything. 2708 02:14:09.000 --> 02:14:09.359 In the world. 2709 02:14:09.640 --> 02:14:13.119 Dude, we'll dude Asylum. Asylum was also the first game 2710 02:14:13.159 --> 02:14:16.079 that I remember that I remember. I could be wrong. 2711 02:14:16.119 --> 02:14:18.399 There might be another instance of it like earlier. It 2712 02:14:18.520 --> 02:14:20.000 was the first game that I remember having like a 2713 02:14:20.119 --> 02:14:29.039 fake out crash. Remember, yeah, like the game crashes, but 2714 02:14:29.119 --> 02:14:31.840 it's not real. I don't remember that part. It's a 2715 02:14:31.880 --> 02:14:34.359 fucking dude, it's on. Let me see if I can. 2716 02:14:34.439 --> 02:14:37.039 I might be misremembering. It might be from dud. I 2717 02:14:37.079 --> 02:14:37.600 haven't played it. 2718 02:14:38.439 --> 02:14:41.600 Even when I did play it again, uh I, I 2719 02:14:41.640 --> 02:14:44.920 didn't finish it, so I I still yeah it was. 2720 02:14:45.079 --> 02:14:46.119 It's not that fresh in my head. 2721 02:14:48.800 --> 02:14:51.319 Yeah yeah, Ark of Asylum fake game crash, so like 2722 02:14:51.399 --> 02:14:55.359 Scarecrow like fucks your game up. And I remember just 2723 02:14:55.800 --> 02:14:57.319 and it was like a fourth Wall kind of thing, 2724 02:14:57.359 --> 02:14:59.640 and I remember, like, Yo, that's fucking that's so cool. 2725 02:14:59.720 --> 02:15:01.640 It's kind of like when in God of War, I think, 2726 02:15:01.720 --> 02:15:03.960 right right, when when Thor brings brings you, brings you 2727 02:15:04.000 --> 02:15:06.119 back to life out of the loading screen, I'm a 2728 02:15:06.960 --> 02:15:09.079 I'm a sucker for that ship, like I love whenever, 2729 02:15:09.199 --> 02:15:11.039 like like metal Gear is really good about that too, 2730 02:15:11.239 --> 02:15:14.800 Like any anytime a game fucks with the the medium 2731 02:15:14.880 --> 02:15:16.319 that it is a game, and it's like kind of 2732 02:15:16.359 --> 02:15:19.399 like drawing attention to it and like pulling you into it. 2733 02:15:19.600 --> 02:15:21.520 It's and that shit's so cool. And I remember playing 2734 02:15:21.560 --> 02:15:23.239 Arkham Asylum for the first time in like twenty thirteen 2735 02:15:23.279 --> 02:15:25.119 on my new PC because it's how I played it 2736 02:15:26.319 --> 02:15:30.239 and thinking like, oh fuck, the game's actually crashed. Because 2737 02:15:30.840 --> 02:15:33.079 I don't fuck around with PC that much. This never 2738 02:15:33.119 --> 02:15:35.479 happens on console for me because I don't play, like fucked, 2739 02:15:35.520 --> 02:15:37.600 I don't play I wasn't playing like Bethesda games at 2740 02:15:37.640 --> 02:15:41.560 that time, so I like never saw crashes. So I'm 2741 02:15:41.560 --> 02:15:43.880 playing Arkham Asylum and the game like er and then 2742 02:15:43.920 --> 02:15:47.399 I'm like, oh fuck, and then it's just part of 2743 02:15:47.439 --> 02:15:49.399 the game, and I just remember being like that is 2744 02:15:49.600 --> 02:15:55.960 so fucking cool. But uh, I got a yeah, yeah, 2745 02:15:56.039 --> 02:16:00.920 I mean it's a dope it's a dope scene. I mean, 2746 02:16:00.960 --> 02:16:02.000 I gotta go back and play. 2747 02:16:02.039 --> 02:16:02.479 I just. 2748 02:16:04.279 --> 02:16:06.079 I'm still trying to play some new shop here right here, 2749 02:16:06.520 --> 02:16:08.479 I'll put it. It's like im mediate in this video 2750 02:16:08.880 --> 02:16:11.880 and you can like you can put in the in 2751 02:16:12.039 --> 02:16:15.359 the in the edit if you want, but like it's 2752 02:16:16.159 --> 02:16:18.880 Scarecrow's fake in the chests put it in the chests. 2753 02:16:19.600 --> 02:16:23.039 Scarecrow's fake game, Crash and Freeze, Glitch, It's Batman, ark 2754 02:16:23.199 --> 02:16:28.239 was House. It's so remember yeah, remembers, what the hell 2755 02:16:28.359 --> 02:16:30.479 is the chat? Well there it is. Sorry, it's been 2756 02:16:30.520 --> 02:16:34.559 so long. Yeah, you can't click, like remember it broke. 2757 02:16:35.000 --> 02:16:37.239 You have to like copypaste it. But it's it's like 2758 02:16:37.280 --> 02:16:39.360 when the first seven seconds it happens. But like I 2759 02:16:39.440 --> 02:16:42.920 just remember this blowing my mind as a kid, uh 2760 02:16:43.399 --> 02:16:45.440 and just being like mesmerized by Oh I wasn't a kid. 2761 02:16:45.479 --> 02:16:47.200 I was, like, I guess out of high school, just 2762 02:16:47.239 --> 02:16:47.879 out of high school. 2763 02:16:48.760 --> 02:16:50.760 The idea of turning this off that fast, that fast 2764 02:16:50.799 --> 02:16:52.360 of a game, which like, god damn, you turned it 2765 02:16:52.399 --> 02:16:54.319 off immediately we start the. 2766 02:16:54.319 --> 02:16:56.879 Game, you're like yeah, and then it like reboots and 2767 02:16:56.959 --> 02:16:59.840 it restarts, and it's got like a fake intro like 2768 02:17:00.079 --> 02:17:02.440 it has like a like a re like a hallucinated 2769 02:17:02.520 --> 02:17:04.920 version of like the the actual Arkham Asylum intro. It 2770 02:17:04.959 --> 02:17:07.360 makes you think the game like restarted itself. It's it's 2771 02:17:07.440 --> 02:17:10.920 just so damn cool. It's and clever, and it's stuff 2772 02:17:10.959 --> 02:17:13.920 that I think all this, to be fair, all the 2773 02:17:13.920 --> 02:17:17.959 Scarecrow stuff in those games are great. Yes, yes, they 2774 02:17:18.079 --> 02:17:20.799 they nail it with a scarecrow, and in the Arkham 2775 02:17:20.799 --> 02:17:21.959 game specifically. 2776 02:17:21.520 --> 02:17:22.879 It's like looking for you and ship. You're doing a 2777 02:17:22.920 --> 02:17:24.920 lot of stealth ship and it's like fucking all like, no, 2778 02:17:25.360 --> 02:17:26.799 actually it's the scarecrow. 2779 02:17:26.840 --> 02:17:29.879 Sh It's awesome. But I never played Origins. 2780 02:17:29.920 --> 02:17:30.280 I do. 2781 02:17:31.200 --> 02:17:33.280 I want to play it, but it's not that I 2782 02:17:33.440 --> 02:17:36.639 hate accessible. Really is it on? No, it's it's on. 2783 02:17:36.799 --> 02:17:39.159 It's on Steam. Yes, such good posture. It really bu 2784 02:17:39.399 --> 02:17:41.639 I guess. So, yeah, how much you guys noticed that 2785 02:17:42.600 --> 02:17:45.760 what Joker has really good? Possible? No, I've never really 2786 02:17:45.799 --> 02:17:46.879 actually thought about it. 2787 02:17:47.159 --> 02:17:48.040 Like how he used walks. 2788 02:17:48.120 --> 02:17:51.000 He's walking like straight, like straight. 2789 02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:58.399 At Arkham Origins is nine. I feel like three dollars 2790 02:17:58.520 --> 02:18:01.719 or something. What the fuck? I've wait Batman ark I 2791 02:18:01.799 --> 02:18:04.719 definitely bought it for like less than nothing. Let me 2792 02:18:04.760 --> 02:18:05.319 see how it is on. 2793 02:18:06.520 --> 02:18:09.040 I've had that game for so long. It's it's insane that, 2794 02:18:09.559 --> 02:18:09.920 like where do. 2795 02:18:09.959 --> 02:18:12.159 I usually get games? I forget buying it again. CD 2796 02:18:12.280 --> 02:18:14.079 Keys go O g Maybe. 2797 02:18:13.920 --> 02:18:17.159 Goga came about twenty fourteen. 2798 02:18:18.440 --> 02:18:22.799 That game thirteen. I think maybe it's thirteen, yeah, because 2799 02:18:22.799 --> 02:18:25.280 I remember because it was a different studio. Well or 2800 02:18:25.479 --> 02:18:28.840 while rock Seady was yeah, now, g O G it's 2801 02:18:28.959 --> 02:18:31.440 twenty bucks too, I think it was. That's crazy. That's 2802 02:18:31.479 --> 02:18:34.680 pretty expensive. Oh so the Arkham Collection. Check that out. 2803 02:18:36.319 --> 02:18:39.520 So you can get the Arkham Collection on uh oh 2804 02:18:39.559 --> 02:18:42.559 my god, what's my I'm on it cdkeys CD keys 2805 02:18:42.639 --> 02:18:43.760 for four to thirty dollars. 2806 02:18:43.799 --> 02:18:47.280 I see for four dollars thirty nine that's not bad. 2807 02:18:47.440 --> 02:18:49.079 I was sweet it up. We get those three games 2808 02:18:49.120 --> 02:18:52.639 for it's on the PlayStation Store for five bucks. The 2809 02:18:53.120 --> 02:18:58.319 Darkling Collections, well, yeah, I mean whatever you preferred you maybe, 2810 02:18:58.360 --> 02:19:01.159 I'll yeah, I mean that's yeah. Oh it's on sale 2811 02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:04.719 specifically off her ends January seventeenth. That might be a yeah, 2812 02:19:04.760 --> 02:19:07.000 that's actually not a bad idea. I do it does 2813 02:19:07.639 --> 02:19:10.000 I guess for five dollars it's better. I was gonna say, 2814 02:19:10.000 --> 02:19:12.159 because I own all those games already, like all of 2815 02:19:12.159 --> 02:19:16.159 the except for origins. I was like, oh, yeah, five 2816 02:19:16.200 --> 02:19:18.319 bucks versus twenty yes, I mean yeah, yeah. 2817 02:19:19.440 --> 02:19:22.920 You can also get Gartham and then mod bat Girl 2818 02:19:24.079 --> 02:19:26.719 because it is it's three dollars right now. 2819 02:19:26.920 --> 02:19:30.159 So dude, I love the mods where they swap Catwoman 2820 02:19:30.200 --> 02:19:34.440 and Batman like walk animations. Bro. I love it. 2821 02:19:35.040 --> 02:19:36.959 I love the dig Grayson parts of that, the swagger 2822 02:19:37.000 --> 02:19:40.840 and the Arkham games. Fucking the way like the she 2823 02:19:41.120 --> 02:19:45.159 walks the way that fucking uh yeah, how she walks 2824 02:19:45.239 --> 02:19:46.760 fucking poison. 2825 02:19:46.520 --> 02:19:51.120 Ivy ivy, Like wow, yeah, they're they're unashamed. It's they 2826 02:19:51.239 --> 02:19:53.200 got like Marvel Rivals energy where it's just like they 2827 02:19:53.319 --> 02:19:54.600 just make them hot. 2828 02:19:55.159 --> 02:19:57.079 Rivals is going wild with the fu. 2829 02:19:57.399 --> 02:20:00.239 I was like the Susan Storm shit. I was like, 2830 02:20:00.319 --> 02:20:04.360 who character? I was like, what the fuck? Likes great? 2831 02:20:04.559 --> 02:20:05.719 Did man did? 2832 02:20:05.879 --> 02:20:06.840 Seventeen year old. 2833 02:20:06.760 --> 02:20:09.760 Me was like, they're definitely following up this. I remember it, 2834 02:20:09.920 --> 02:20:12.600 like I said, the Literally, the only time I played 2835 02:20:12.600 --> 02:20:19.920 Fortnite was Chunley. I fucking downloaded fucking Fortnite spent. 2836 02:20:20.399 --> 02:20:21.280 I think it was a pack. 2837 02:20:21.360 --> 02:20:23.440 It was like a pack of it came with Ryu 2838 02:20:23.680 --> 02:20:25.920 and her for like ten or twenty dollars whatever it was, 2839 02:20:26.559 --> 02:20:28.440 and I was just playing. I did two matches with 2840 02:20:28.760 --> 02:20:31.000 Lee and then I turned it off. 2841 02:20:31.760 --> 02:20:32.200 That was good. 2842 02:20:32.479 --> 02:20:35.479 You downloaded the game. Yeah, you played it for a 2843 02:20:35.520 --> 02:20:37.719 little bit. Fortune Ship was crazy. 2844 02:20:37.799 --> 02:20:39.559 She was so fig I was like, come on, dude, 2845 02:20:40.719 --> 02:20:44.040 this is this for children? Like this is crazy? No, 2846 02:20:44.399 --> 02:20:49.959 not no more. Really, it's for me let's get the 2847 02:20:50.040 --> 02:20:56.280 fuck out of here. Uh read our twenty five dollars 2848 02:20:56.360 --> 02:20:59.559 in up. Patrons think, what the fuck is this? Thank 2849 02:20:59.600 --> 02:21:02.440 God for me, only God for me, Thank God for me, 2850 02:21:03.559 --> 02:21:08.479 Thank God for you. Think, well, you think just. 2851 02:21:08.520 --> 02:21:09.200 Finished that game. 2852 02:21:09.239 --> 02:21:10.639 Actually he's like, it's the best game we've played in 2853 02:21:10.680 --> 02:21:10.920 my life. 2854 02:21:10.920 --> 02:21:14.799 And I'm like, Okang, yeah, most people Red Dead he 2855 02:21:14.959 --> 02:21:18.719 played it. I didn't think he had enough patience to play. 2856 02:21:18.600 --> 02:21:23.719 That ship probably will beat you. He probably mainline, Yeah, 2857 02:21:24.000 --> 02:21:26.719 that's the main story that game. You can't fucking like 2858 02:21:26.920 --> 02:21:28.319 sit still for a second. 2859 02:21:29.680 --> 02:21:31.719 So h'im like sitting down and then he like just 2860 02:21:32.040 --> 02:21:33.920 pops up and does a backflip and like hits his 2861 02:21:34.000 --> 02:21:35.399 feet all over the table and ship. 2862 02:21:37.440 --> 02:21:41.559 So it's just sound a backflip on and it did 2863 02:21:41.600 --> 02:21:43.840 the Kingdom Heart's death sound, and I was like, this. 2864 02:21:44.040 --> 02:21:50.559 Is ridiculous, It's insane. Yeah no he uh yeah. I've 2865 02:21:50.559 --> 02:21:52.159 seen a lot of people jumping out of Red Dead 2866 02:21:52.479 --> 02:21:55.120 for the first time just because of because of a 2867 02:21:55.200 --> 02:21:57.079 bunch of streamers doing it. Because I think Kai did 2868 02:21:57.319 --> 02:21:58.799 did one a couple of months ago. 2869 02:22:01.159 --> 02:22:02.799 Oh, I guess that makes sense. He would have play 2870 02:22:02.840 --> 02:22:07.079 because he tried to beat a was it the urchery 2871 02:22:07.159 --> 02:22:09.760 or was it just the regular game. I think it 2872 02:22:09.840 --> 02:22:14.360 was again, Yeah, it was one of them. Anyway, let's 2873 02:22:14.399 --> 02:22:15.760 read our twenty five dollars names. 2874 02:22:17.440 --> 02:22:20.159 Something third, something absurd. 2875 02:22:21.120 --> 02:22:23.479 It was like it was something like I don't remember, 2876 02:22:23.559 --> 02:22:25.200 but I was like, you didn't die that many times? 2877 02:22:25.239 --> 02:22:27.319 That's crazy. But I think he had a death counter. 2878 02:22:27.399 --> 02:22:29.760 I wonder I probably can find it. Go ahead, read 2879 02:22:29.760 --> 02:22:35.000 the names, all right. Caut me down three two one, 2880 02:22:35.639 --> 02:22:43.920 the homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth, nice squid starship, 2881 02:22:44.520 --> 02:22:47.239 racial slur Don't make a colon a promise if you 2882 02:22:47.319 --> 02:22:52.799 know you can't keep it, Emma colondemption two. Uh flexing 2883 02:22:52.920 --> 02:22:54.959 being a Day one listener like a Destiny veteran flexes 2884 02:22:54.959 --> 02:22:57.760 playing the D one beta when sharing bad opinions. Uh 2885 02:22:58.000 --> 02:23:06.440 Sweeney slurping colons through his toothcap like peschetti. Uh, Jesus Christ, 2886 02:23:06.520 --> 02:23:10.040 it's gonna be It's gonna be bad. The snow bunnies 2887 02:23:10.079 --> 02:23:15.000 in Rivals got me acting a fool. That is crazy. 2888 02:23:16.280 --> 02:23:18.479 They're all hot, though it is. It is hilarious how 2889 02:23:18.520 --> 02:23:22.520 hot everybody is so uh so Kai He beat the 2890 02:23:22.799 --> 02:23:26.840 Shadow of the Old Tree took him almost one hundred hours. 2891 02:23:27.760 --> 02:23:31.440 And uh, one thousand and seventy deaths. 2892 02:23:32.920 --> 02:23:37.079 Like that's one thousand and seventy. That sounds kind of correct. 2893 02:23:39.479 --> 02:23:40.840 It somebody's trying to figure out the gas. 2894 02:23:41.680 --> 02:23:45.200 Yeah, that's to me, it's the commitment, because that's to me, 2895 02:23:45.360 --> 02:23:47.040 these are the type of numbers I see when people 2896 02:23:47.040 --> 02:23:49.399 are doing insane. She's like, oh, I'm playing Dark Souls 2897 02:23:49.399 --> 02:23:52.280 with a fucking trumpet, like this guy's doing that right now, 2898 02:23:52.319 --> 02:23:53.799 and I'm like, fuck all that noise. 2899 02:23:54.760 --> 02:23:58.520 I fucking thousands. Sometimes I mean, hey, fair enough. 2900 02:24:00.280 --> 02:24:02.239 Uh off shot. 2901 02:24:08.600 --> 02:24:13.159 It's crazy. Then it's like, guys, no, I'm not I'm 2902 02:24:13.200 --> 02:24:16.600 not shooting the school. I'm doing a crazy I'm doing 2903 02:24:16.680 --> 02:24:18.319 a crazy gamer challenge. 2904 02:24:18.840 --> 02:24:20.319 If people get in the way, that's not my fault. 2905 02:24:20.319 --> 02:24:21.799 They should be able to see what I'm doing. It's 2906 02:24:21.799 --> 02:24:24.440 not my fun. That is insane that you can probably 2907 02:24:24.479 --> 02:24:28.760 get away with you doing. They'll just like standing around 2908 02:24:28.799 --> 02:24:29.280 like all right. 2909 02:24:31.000 --> 02:24:31.319 I don't know. 2910 02:24:31.479 --> 02:24:33.479 I don't when it comes up to you, what are 2911 02:24:33.479 --> 02:24:36.399 you doing? What's going on here? 2912 02:24:36.760 --> 02:24:45.200 Just one thousand Ways to Die Come Edition, Metal Gear, Gay, 2913 02:24:45.360 --> 02:24:48.559 Metal Gear Gay Gun, The Tank with Pastry with a 2914 02:24:48.639 --> 02:24:53.239 Pastry chassis. Lucy Boy Pussy a nerd advisors thick enough 2915 02:24:53.280 --> 02:24:56.920 to deflect nukes. Uh swing would defend Hitler if Hitler 2916 02:24:57.040 --> 02:25:05.600 was Jamacon having to spend. There you go, There you go, 2917 02:25:06.680 --> 02:25:09.719 Ben Shapiro getting milk blasted by Abby until his colon 2918 02:25:09.799 --> 02:25:16.600 falls Berserker Broly gap shotting Sweeney the slow the Sloker. 2919 02:25:17.239 --> 02:25:21.559 I want to know how I got these chromosomes. Come on, bro, 2920 02:25:23.120 --> 02:25:33.479 that's fucking crazy. That's fucking crazy. I love I. I 2921 02:25:33.680 --> 02:25:38.760 ironically think that's fucking hysterical. Uh feel gay ink by 2922 02:25:38.840 --> 02:25:45.920 the gay rillas that's gay thinking. Get feel okay Field 2923 02:25:46.000 --> 02:25:50.000 Kay damn damp du. 2924 02:25:52.159 --> 02:25:54.559 Breaking down on a gay man's barrow. 2925 02:25:57.600 --> 02:26:00.200 That's probably very doable. Actually, that's a very do that 2926 02:26:01.959 --> 02:26:14.680 should do that fucking on my home exact fucking Assassin's 2927 02:26:14.680 --> 02:26:19.079 all right, let's relax, Assassin Sassy Son Salad Indiana Jones 2928 02:26:19.159 --> 02:26:23.440 yelling your name is Toby? Uh watching a j O 2929 02:26:23.600 --> 02:26:27.799 I because I genuinely don't know how Uh moju joju 2930 02:26:28.120 --> 02:26:37.079 versus the Powerpuff Gebels, The Powerpuff Gebels come on, so stupid? 2931 02:26:37.799 --> 02:26:48.319 Uh Gandolf sending the what we got? Oh my god, 2932 02:26:49.559 --> 02:26:55.040 Gandolf sending that ball rigger where it belongs. Come on, man, 2933 02:26:56.239 --> 02:26:58.719 come on, that's just that's. 2934 02:27:00.120 --> 02:27:00.920 Owl rog. 2935 02:27:02.559 --> 02:27:06.280 Oh Jesus Christ, Domo Nation. Vaughan of the Dead Brill 2936 02:27:06.399 --> 02:27:08.360 helped my grandma across the road and then kicked her 2937 02:27:08.360 --> 02:27:10.200 into the gutter. He wouldn't do that kind of thing. 2938 02:27:12.520 --> 02:27:15.639 Brows bigger than that. Wore the scumbag shirt to the barbers. 2939 02:27:16.680 --> 02:27:22.079 Jingle Balls, jingle balls, jingle balls. Cock Arabs don't deserve Islam. 2940 02:27:22.200 --> 02:27:29.079 It should have went to Dominicates. That's insane. Holy fuck, 2941 02:27:29.760 --> 02:27:36.319 getting caught between the rock and a hard Dick Johnson. 2942 02:27:36.440 --> 02:27:42.239 By the existence, by the existence of serious Black and 2943 02:27:42.280 --> 02:27:45.719 Harry Potter, there should be a person named dubious White. Well, 2944 02:27:45.760 --> 02:27:47.959 dubious isn't the opposite of serious. But I see what 2945 02:27:48.040 --> 02:27:59.120 you're saying. Yeah, yes, silly, it's me silly White, Harry. 2946 02:28:00.079 --> 02:28:04.360 Know me, Harry, You know who I am, Harry, Please. 2947 02:28:05.440 --> 02:28:08.239 Yeah, d Like it would be if his name was 2948 02:28:08.319 --> 02:28:17.399 like honor Honorabus Black or something, you know, silly, Yeah, 2949 02:28:17.399 --> 02:28:21.239 it would be silly. It would be silly as white, sillhite. Yeah, 2950 02:28:21.920 --> 02:28:27.639 that's kind of dope. Actually it's not Sillius silius like 2951 02:28:27.799 --> 02:28:30.639 because it ends in like a Greek like emperor asked 2952 02:28:30.719 --> 02:28:39.159 like like what makes it? It's like liquid, solid is solid? Yeah, 2953 02:28:39.360 --> 02:28:46.959 I liquid, It's me liquidity, Snake. 2954 02:28:49.520 --> 02:28:52.319 My name is liquid like snake all. 2955 02:28:52.280 --> 02:28:57.120 Right, swing canonically being the only weave that gets pussy 2956 02:28:57.760 --> 02:29:01.760 hiring bowl Obama to kill my boyfriend and not giving 2957 02:29:01.799 --> 02:29:05.079 me enough attention. For not giving me enough attention, Colon's 2958 02:29:05.079 --> 02:29:10.520 are red. Violence is blue? Oh getting murdered by the 2959 02:29:10.719 --> 02:29:13.639 entire United States military because some dog used to work 2960 02:29:13.680 --> 02:29:17.799 at the White House. It's true, Man bo is crazy. 2961 02:29:19.159 --> 02:29:22.120 If shoot, if shitting' come is cool, then consider me, 2962 02:29:22.600 --> 02:29:29.719 consider me Miles gay nice death Jack, the world's fastest 2963 02:29:29.760 --> 02:29:32.920 Maori or Maori. Thank thank you you guys for getting 2964 02:29:32.959 --> 02:29:36.360 me through the year. You're welcome. Uh. You can't take 2965 02:29:36.479 --> 02:29:40.760 back what your booty hole received. Uh, Derek, I saw 2966 02:29:40.799 --> 02:29:47.120 your video and your you you place is trash. What 2967 02:29:48.479 --> 02:29:52.200 you place, you place? I don't know what he means, 2968 02:29:53.280 --> 02:29:58.479 doesnt mean my my I don't know how regular apartment? No, 2969 02:30:00.079 --> 02:30:08.399 it looks it looks entirely fine, like I don't know. Oh, 2970 02:30:08.479 --> 02:30:10.719 you caught your neighbors. You caught your neighbors being racist? 2971 02:30:10.760 --> 02:30:12.920 Also right, like you said that you said that video 2972 02:30:13.000 --> 02:30:15.639 to us. I don't know if you want to I 2973 02:30:15.639 --> 02:30:17.200 don't know if you would want to dog yourself by 2974 02:30:17.399 --> 02:30:20.479 like posting that, but that's just fucking hilarious. Like I 2975 02:30:21.200 --> 02:30:24.719 was listening to that video, like smiling guy because I 2976 02:30:24.840 --> 02:30:27.479 just couldn't go back to your sand country, he said. 2977 02:30:28.239 --> 02:30:31.719 And calling that guy ignorant. You ignorant as bastard. After 2978 02:30:31.879 --> 02:30:35.360 saying that, I was like, what a little legend I love. 2979 02:30:35.520 --> 02:30:36.440 I love this country. 2980 02:30:38.879 --> 02:30:41.239 It's just Xbox Live everywhere, right. 2981 02:30:41.239 --> 02:30:43.040 People like that really exist, And they'd be like, what 2982 02:30:43.120 --> 02:30:46.959 do you mean? It's like, what do I mean? 2983 02:30:47.280 --> 02:30:53.440 What do I Kingston eats bootyhole, come seman penis, come, feces, dukie, 2984 02:30:53.600 --> 02:30:57.479 come saliva, come rodents, come come. We are a sandwich. 2985 02:30:58.120 --> 02:31:02.559 Damn damn what did you do to this guy? 2986 02:31:03.040 --> 02:31:05.600 Another one is calm. It's more common anything else. 2987 02:31:05.559 --> 02:31:09.920 At oh at real Donald Trump nice big meaty stinks. 2988 02:31:11.559 --> 02:31:14.360 I can't fucking read this. What the hell is this? 2989 02:31:15.120 --> 02:31:21.520 Thousand up, three million, up, six billion up, nine trillion up, 2990 02:31:21.639 --> 02:31:25.719 twelve quadrillion up, fifteen quintillion up eighteen. I did my homework. 2991 02:31:25.760 --> 02:31:28.600 I can play out. Can I play outside? Now? Fuck you? 2992 02:31:33.840 --> 02:31:36.159 I interpreted this, by the way, like next time we 2993 02:31:36.280 --> 02:31:39.079 do the show in person, which I'm honest say, like 2994 02:31:39.159 --> 02:31:41.079 I feel pretty fine at this point, like we should 2995 02:31:41.079 --> 02:31:42.840 be able to we should be good by Friday. I 2996 02:31:42.959 --> 02:31:46.959 hope so. But yeah, I'm like I just have like 2997 02:31:47.040 --> 02:31:49.120 the remaining kind like I don't have a fever anymore. 2998 02:31:49.120 --> 02:31:54.399 I'm not like sore. I'll mop, I'll clean, I have 2999 02:31:54.479 --> 02:31:57.799 to take a bathroom disinfecting, take a bath out of sensizer. 3000 02:31:58.879 --> 02:31:59.719 For three hours. 3001 02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:03.799 I'll let you know our next episode. Our next episode 3002 02:32:03.959 --> 02:32:06.920 might be remote. We will see. I don't know, because 3003 02:32:07.040 --> 02:32:08.760 who the fuck knows. Maybe I'll get back to back 3004 02:32:08.799 --> 02:32:13.159 fucking sick uh Andy the man whose handies are now 3005 02:32:13.239 --> 02:32:16.120 back to STRN Forever Danny Clancy Brown is white. Keith 3006 02:32:16.200 --> 02:32:19.479 David that's I mean, that's kind of true. Oh, accept 3007 02:32:19.520 --> 02:32:30.520 that is. John DiMaggio is not really not really well. 3008 02:32:31.200 --> 02:32:33.159 The reason I say that is because Clancy Brown's range 3009 02:32:33.239 --> 02:32:36.280 is crazy, Like he he actually plays people that I 3010 02:32:36.360 --> 02:32:38.399 just had no fucking idea he played like I can't. 3011 02:32:38.440 --> 02:32:44.280 There was one thing that like Clancy Clancy Brown voice rule. 3012 02:32:44.319 --> 02:32:46.159 I mean, I'm sorry that I think the most shocking 3013 02:32:46.319 --> 02:32:47.879 was forever mister crabs. 3014 02:32:49.920 --> 02:32:52.719 Well, that's how that's how I knew him. Is the thing. 3015 02:32:52.840 --> 02:32:54.959 Like that's how I first became aware of Clancy Brown. 3016 02:32:55.120 --> 02:32:57.000 Oh well yeah, forget you're not a movie Buffy. 3017 02:32:57.440 --> 02:33:00.000 Yeah yeah, Like I didn't know him from like movie 3018 02:33:00.479 --> 02:33:01.520 from movies at all. 3019 02:33:02.319 --> 02:33:05.040 Yeah, I knew him as a very good actor, right 3020 02:33:05.159 --> 02:33:08.680 like shawshank, you know what I mean. Like, so I'm like, 3021 02:33:08.920 --> 02:33:12.719 what the fuck this dude, the the asshole fucking guard 3022 02:33:13.079 --> 02:33:16.479 is mister crabs instant sense. 3023 02:33:16.319 --> 02:33:20.200 To me, Yeah he's in Uh he's in Starship Ship 3024 02:33:21.879 --> 02:33:26.559 Is he in Starship Troopers or uh yeah no, no, yeah, 3025 02:33:26.639 --> 02:33:30.200 I'm totally that's like hell hell diver. The existence of 3026 02:33:30.239 --> 02:33:34.760 hell divers is really throwing for a second, like of 3027 02:33:34.840 --> 02:33:40.440 course he is. But then I'm like, wait, I thought, 3028 02:33:40.559 --> 02:33:42.479 like I thought for some reason it was like no, 3029 02:33:42.559 --> 02:33:45.159 it's something like startupers, but like, no, it is Starship Troopers. 3030 02:33:45.200 --> 02:33:46.159 That that is the original. 3031 02:33:47.079 --> 02:33:49.639 Oh my god, we didn't talk about the fucking Microsoft thing. 3032 02:33:50.479 --> 02:33:51.319 What Microsoft thing? 3033 02:33:51.639 --> 02:33:54.200 He just didn't let the secret level of freaking master 3034 02:33:54.319 --> 02:33:56.719 chief and fucking doom guy exists. 3035 02:33:57.520 --> 02:33:58.959 Oh yeah, whatever, I don't know. 3036 02:33:59.239 --> 02:34:02.079 Wait, they were really what do you mean, like they 3037 02:34:02.159 --> 02:34:05.760 had it ready and they just were like no or no, 3038 02:34:06.920 --> 02:34:09.520 that's stupid because those were actually really good. 3039 02:34:09.840 --> 02:34:10.760 I was surprising. 3040 02:34:11.440 --> 02:34:12.399 They were surprisingly good. 3041 02:34:12.639 --> 02:34:15.479 I really liked the PlayStation The PlayStation one was terrible. 3042 02:34:15.559 --> 02:34:16.719 That was the only that was the one that I 3043 02:34:16.840 --> 02:34:18.840 was like, what the fuck is going on? Where they 3044 02:34:18.879 --> 02:34:20.559 were like Crados is just in the middle of the 3045 02:34:20.559 --> 02:34:26.280 street with an Aci and then he just vanishes. It's uh, 3046 02:34:27.399 --> 02:34:34.360 which favorite one is? I think one, but like to me, 3047 02:34:34.440 --> 02:34:39.840 it was also just like very generic. Yeah, it was good, dude. 3048 02:34:39.840 --> 02:34:42.239 I really liked the fucking New World one. Like I 3049 02:34:42.280 --> 02:34:44.200 don't give a ship about New World, haven't played it, 3050 02:34:44.879 --> 02:34:47.520 but like I thought that was that was so it 3051 02:34:47.639 --> 02:34:49.799 was so it was so much funnier than I thought 3052 02:34:49.799 --> 02:34:52.639 it was gonna be. Like I enjoyed the funk out 3053 02:34:52.639 --> 02:34:55.040 of it and then at the very end heartwarming. 3054 02:34:55.079 --> 02:34:56.360 I was like, what the fuck is this? It was 3055 02:34:56.520 --> 02:35:00.440 really good. I didn't actually watch I only watched two 3056 02:35:00.479 --> 02:35:00.680 of them. 3057 02:35:00.680 --> 02:35:02.479 You should watch watch the New World one. It's really 3058 02:35:02.559 --> 02:35:04.639 fucking good. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a guy. 3059 02:35:05.280 --> 02:35:08.399 Uh, yeah, there's there's one thing I wanted to watch, 3060 02:35:09.600 --> 02:35:11.479 but then I just I watched. So I watched the 3061 02:35:11.479 --> 02:35:14.680 PlayStation one because like for for the show, because I 3062 02:35:14.760 --> 02:35:16.760 was curious as to what was gonna be and it was, 3063 02:35:16.840 --> 02:35:18.479 and it was terrible. It was easily the worst one, 3064 02:35:18.559 --> 02:35:21.040 like but everybody everybody said it was like the the 3065 02:35:21.159 --> 02:35:25.120 absolute worst one by a mile. And then I started 3066 02:35:25.200 --> 02:35:27.120 the pac Man one because I was like curious what 3067 02:35:28.159 --> 02:35:31.479 was gonna be And then an ad started playing and 3068 02:35:31.520 --> 02:35:35.639 then I realized that, like, oh, I'm not like Amazon 3069 02:35:35.719 --> 02:35:39.680 Prime has ads, and then I immediately I turned my 3070 02:35:39.799 --> 02:35:42.239 thing off and I just didn't I didn't watch. I 3071 02:35:42.399 --> 02:35:44.479 just my patience for ads is so low because I 3072 02:35:44.520 --> 02:35:47.959 have YouTube Premium, and if I do have a streaming service, 3073 02:35:48.000 --> 02:35:50.120 it's like HBO or like in Netflix where there are 3074 02:35:50.159 --> 02:35:56.239 no ads. So like, my tolerance is critical low, and 3075 02:35:56.319 --> 02:35:59.079 so I just like I immediately lost any curiosity that 3076 02:35:59.159 --> 02:36:02.399 I had about that show. I will get around to it, 3077 02:36:02.399 --> 02:36:03.559 and I think at that moment, I was just too 3078 02:36:03.639 --> 02:36:07.079 lazy to deal with like an advertisement. But I do 3079 02:36:07.159 --> 02:36:09.079 want to see the Outer World's one, because I do 3080 02:36:09.200 --> 02:36:11.120 like the Outer Worlds. Seafood I heard had a pretty 3081 02:36:11.120 --> 02:36:11.639 cool one. 3082 02:36:13.200 --> 02:36:14.840 Was really good, dope. 3083 02:36:15.200 --> 02:36:17.000 I want to see the Warhammer one because I'm just 3084 02:36:17.079 --> 02:36:19.680 kind of like I'm loosely into war Hammer at this point. 3085 02:36:19.760 --> 02:36:21.440 It just makes me want to be an ultra marine 3086 02:36:21.520 --> 02:36:22.079 like much more. 3087 02:36:22.600 --> 02:36:25.159 It just you want to be Altermarine. It's crazy crazy, 3088 02:36:26.200 --> 02:36:26.840 I mean, how is it not? 3089 02:36:26.879 --> 02:36:28.639 Because like so so when I found out Aulterate, it 3090 02:36:28.680 --> 02:36:30.079 was like, say, when I was younger, I was like, man, 3091 02:36:30.120 --> 02:36:31.399 I don't want to be a fucking I want to 3092 02:36:31.399 --> 02:36:33.840 be a cog in fucking Gears of War. Like I 3093 02:36:33.959 --> 02:36:37.440 just like because it's just so fucking ridiculous. It's like absurd, 3094 02:36:38.239 --> 02:36:40.319 like having want to you just want to be a 3095 02:36:40.399 --> 02:36:46.159 grunt and just being huge and muscular so stupid, and 3096 02:36:46.200 --> 02:36:48.719 then seeing these ridiculous as ultra marines. 3097 02:36:48.760 --> 02:36:50.879 But then also with the gaudiness of it too, it's 3098 02:36:50.920 --> 02:36:53.399 like great, so here it is. Here's the voice roll 3099 02:36:53.440 --> 02:36:54.520 that blow my mind? Did you know that you guys 3100 02:36:54.559 --> 02:36:58.840 are gonna flip out when you hear this Clancy brown Dora? 3101 02:37:00.399 --> 02:37:00.959 You're lying? 3102 02:37:01.680 --> 02:37:06.559 He does Dora the Explorer in the show. In the show, 3103 02:37:07.520 --> 02:37:09.000 that's that's such a crazy lie. 3104 02:37:09.040 --> 02:37:09.520 It's not true. 3105 02:37:09.719 --> 02:37:12.280 First of all, I know the voice actress a young 3106 02:37:12.399 --> 02:37:16.479 Hispanic Like, that's a crazy I followed the voice actress 3107 02:37:16.479 --> 02:37:20.520 of Dora on Twitter actually because it's weird. Well, she's 3108 02:37:20.840 --> 02:37:26.319 just a grown ass woman, all right, she's older than 3109 02:37:26.399 --> 02:37:28.760 I am is the original one, the original one. 3110 02:37:28.920 --> 02:37:31.000 I'm not saying it's perverted. I just think it's weird 3111 02:37:31.079 --> 02:37:34.079 to I think. I'm not saying you're a you're a creep. 3112 02:37:34.120 --> 02:37:36.719 I'm saying it's just that's a bizarre voice actor to follow. 3113 02:37:37.120 --> 02:37:37.360 She did. 3114 02:37:37.600 --> 02:37:39.639 She was the voice actor in Cocoa as well too. 3115 02:37:39.680 --> 02:37:40.559 That's why I followed her. 3116 02:37:41.719 --> 02:37:44.280 Because because Lily. 3117 02:37:44.360 --> 02:37:44.680 That's why. 3118 02:37:45.840 --> 02:37:50.280 Hey, it's me. Dora rhymes with Dora rhymes with Lily. 3119 02:37:50.959 --> 02:37:52.079 Lily sounds. 3120 02:37:55.280 --> 02:38:03.799 Lily the I'm gonna explore anyways. 3121 02:38:05.920 --> 02:38:07.120 Hey, bro, my life is my life. 3122 02:38:07.159 --> 02:38:10.440 Bro, I respect it. Gay song of the South slung 3123 02:38:10.520 --> 02:38:15.120 in my mouth. Nice Heath Smoker is going off to Vegas. 3124 02:38:15.680 --> 02:38:15.799 Uh. 3125 02:38:15.920 --> 02:38:17.879 The in game currency and call duty is called cp 3126 02:38:18.200 --> 02:38:22.920 jids or kids sucking on pro profilasine can't put down 3127 02:38:22.959 --> 02:38:26.559 the cock Big Peepe, Big pimpin by jay Z but 3128 02:38:26.680 --> 02:38:30.239 gay Jim Carrey single handedly saving the Sonic franchise. 3129 02:38:29.879 --> 02:38:36.520 Peep sucking, gimme the big Pepe and my and my 3130 02:38:36.639 --> 02:38:38.000 fucking splee. 3131 02:38:37.879 --> 02:38:39.840 Is this the in me? 3132 02:38:40.040 --> 02:38:40.600 It's Atlas? 3133 02:38:40.680 --> 02:38:47.479 You see that come in my hand? Uh? People equal 3134 02:38:47.600 --> 02:38:49.840 gay Kevin Durant's feet, doctor man lover or how to 3135 02:38:49.840 --> 02:38:51.799 just stop worrying and love the cock. Uh fuck you, 3136 02:38:51.840 --> 02:38:54.319 I ain't playing paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants 3137 02:38:54.399 --> 02:38:56.959 Boomer saying racism just isn't what it used to be. 3138 02:38:57.760 --> 02:39:05.879 Uh faced unstoppable cardboard pop. I love it. Long time 3139 02:39:06.040 --> 02:39:09.760 question asker Pep is so funny, man Like, it's just 3140 02:39:09.840 --> 02:39:11.479 like the second one when we did the Imagine Dragons 3141 02:39:11.520 --> 02:39:13.200 thing is like you make my peepee along. It was 3142 02:39:13.280 --> 02:39:17.639 just like, it's just so damn funny. That's so such 3143 02:39:17.719 --> 02:39:21.440 primitive speak, like because you stop calling, like maybe like 3144 02:39:21.559 --> 02:39:23.319 what when you're like four or five is when you 3145 02:39:23.399 --> 02:39:24.120 stopped calling? 3146 02:39:24.479 --> 02:39:27.559 I did? I remember, I remember getting caught, but my 3147 02:39:27.639 --> 02:39:30.280 mom's saying peepee one time because there there's a there's 3148 02:39:30.280 --> 02:39:33.600 a commercial and uh it was a construction commercial, I guess. 3149 02:39:33.639 --> 02:39:36.520 And the guy was named hard Hat Harry, and I'm 3150 02:39:36.559 --> 02:39:38.120 a kid, so I'm not creative, but I was like, 3151 02:39:38.200 --> 02:39:39.559 I call him hard hat peepee. 3152 02:39:39.920 --> 02:39:42.799 I thought it was so funny. What's so funny? My mom? 3153 02:39:43.239 --> 02:39:47.280 And I was like, oh, sorry, you thought you thought you. 3154 02:39:47.479 --> 02:39:52.440 Fucking blew the roof. You were like, I fucking got it. 3155 02:39:52.840 --> 02:39:52.959 You know. 3156 02:39:53.079 --> 02:39:55.319 That is my fear with children, honestly, is that like 3157 02:39:55.440 --> 02:39:57.719 they'll just they'll go with whatever they think is funny, 3158 02:39:58.319 --> 02:39:59.920 and it's I'm gonna have to answer for it. 3159 02:40:00.360 --> 02:40:03.239 You're called hard hard are That's what That's what the 3160 02:40:03.360 --> 02:40:04.159 kids now. 3161 02:40:05.079 --> 02:40:06.280 Yeah, my kids are gonna be. 3162 02:40:06.559 --> 02:40:09.200 They're done. Man, your kids are fucked. 3163 02:40:10.719 --> 02:40:14.760 They're gonna have life Lively onesies and ship. It's gonna 3164 02:40:14.760 --> 02:40:15.280 be bad. 3165 02:40:16.440 --> 02:40:22.959 Lively onesies crazy. The Lively logo on a baby's one 3166 02:40:23.479 --> 02:40:24.399 like one. 3167 02:40:25.280 --> 02:40:27.319 You don't have to be real. If not, it can 3168 02:40:27.399 --> 02:40:30.520 be printed. It absolutely can be printed. Actually that's why 3169 02:40:30.600 --> 02:40:31.479 it has to be real. 3170 02:40:31.959 --> 02:40:33.719 That is so we gotta do that. We gotta do 3171 02:40:33.879 --> 02:40:34.639 like can they see. 3172 02:40:34.879 --> 02:40:38.760 They're gone, aren't they gone? They aren't they defund whatever? Man, 3173 02:40:38.840 --> 02:40:40.520 let's do it dirty, dirty funk. 3174 02:40:40.639 --> 02:40:44.799 Let's go specifically for babies like only like like like 3175 02:40:45.319 --> 02:40:51.440 like on crazy would you be so concerned? Oh my god, 3176 02:40:52.239 --> 02:40:56.040 jolly old Dipship, the Ace of the Parades, long time 3177 02:40:56.120 --> 02:40:59.079 question asker, the first time listener RFK streaming. When an 3178 02:40:59.159 --> 02:41:01.760 anime girl eats uber Avatar and his voice is pitched up, 3179 02:41:01.799 --> 02:41:07.639 it's so lobbly, Chris Ray pissed, King Ramsey's The Man 3180 02:41:07.760 --> 02:41:09.239 and Gods, the Man in Gauze. 3181 02:41:11.079 --> 02:41:15.319 King ramses, the man in, goes the man and goes king, 3182 02:41:17.719 --> 02:41:21.239 I hope Jimmy Carter is pissing on Reagan from Heaven. 3183 02:41:22.079 --> 02:41:25.079 Wait, what did you say? You didn't that's from Kurtzy 3184 02:41:25.120 --> 02:41:31.319 Caviary Dodgs. Remember that it's the It's the one the 3185 02:41:32.079 --> 02:41:36.920 return the slow or suffer my curs. That's like one 3186 02:41:36.959 --> 02:41:39.600 of the most famous like Curty Cavierty dog things. But 3187 02:41:39.760 --> 02:41:41.840 like there's a point where they one of the plagues 3188 02:41:41.959 --> 02:41:45.399 is like unrelenting noise and it's just like a gramophone 3189 02:41:45.440 --> 02:41:49.520 playing this fucking obnoxious theme song and it's just King remsies. 3190 02:41:50.319 --> 02:41:52.600 The man in goes the man and goes Remember enough 3191 02:41:52.680 --> 02:41:55.079 of that show. I remember, like say the the Naughty, 3192 02:41:55.600 --> 02:41:59.040 I remember that guy Naughty. Yeah, I remember that one 3193 02:41:59.159 --> 02:42:01.479 dude that like wanted the house to be like just 3194 02:42:01.559 --> 02:42:04.319 full of trash that you want to live like basically 3195 02:42:04.440 --> 02:42:07.079 in like it was like his house was it turned 3196 02:42:07.079 --> 02:42:09.719 into almost like a vacuum cleaner full of like trash 3197 02:42:09.760 --> 02:42:12.959 because he just wanted to inhale garbage. And I can't remember. 3198 02:42:13.040 --> 02:42:15.479 It was just like a zombie looking dude that I 3199 02:42:15.600 --> 02:42:18.079 just looked like it was decaying. I remember like odd stuff, 3200 02:42:18.120 --> 02:42:19.440 but I need to watch that show again. 3201 02:42:20.799 --> 02:42:23.600 The show's great, it's a good show. It's a solid 3202 02:42:23.879 --> 02:42:25.600 it's a solid show, go to show. But like that 3203 02:42:25.760 --> 02:42:29.239 that solid litle romp. That show is way crazier than 3204 02:42:29.239 --> 02:42:32.440 I remember it being too off the walls. It's really 3205 02:42:32.520 --> 02:42:34.239 off the walls in ways that I like. Whoa, I 3206 02:42:34.360 --> 02:42:38.280 don't remember any of this pedophiel like x QC PDF 3207 02:42:39.280 --> 02:42:46.000 stupid uh Martian manfucker strikes back from poverty. Maroon five. 3208 02:42:46.280 --> 02:42:54.120 This love this, this love is making what is this. 3209 02:42:55.760 --> 02:42:57.399 Is making my dig hard? 3210 02:42:58.680 --> 02:43:01.200 Making making little pools on me? 3211 02:43:01.760 --> 02:43:07.399 I fucked gay guys so many times before, and his 3212 02:43:08.000 --> 02:43:13.440 cock is pumping inside of me that down Huh. 3213 02:43:13.959 --> 02:43:17.280 There's something that I hate Moving five but like. 3214 02:43:19.319 --> 02:43:27.840 Hoo home, I am so gay. I did not recognize 3215 02:43:28.159 --> 02:43:31.760 all the semen in my eyes, but. 3216 02:43:31.879 --> 02:43:33.520 The man's penis between my thighs. 3217 02:43:35.719 --> 02:43:39.399 It was the album inside of Me. That's a good song. 3218 02:43:39.440 --> 02:43:42.920 Actually empty well, not this, not this one. 3219 02:43:43.079 --> 02:43:46.760 It was their second single. I remember that very distinctly 3220 02:43:46.879 --> 02:43:51.040 because because they have I been listening to Maroon five 3221 02:43:51.079 --> 02:43:54.479 for they wrote to those The first two songs they 3222 02:43:54.559 --> 02:43:57.200 released were not on their album, and the fucking producers 3223 02:43:57.280 --> 02:44:00.760 were like your album sucks. You need to more bangers. 3224 02:44:01.120 --> 02:44:03.760 And they refused until, of course they were forced to 3225 02:44:03.799 --> 02:44:05.120 do it. And it was those songs. It was the 3226 02:44:05.760 --> 02:44:08.200 the It's getting harder and harder to breathe? Where are 3227 02:44:08.239 --> 02:44:10.280 that fucking song is called? And then that one This 3228 02:44:10.600 --> 02:44:13.200 Love has taken it stolen? Like I hate it because 3229 02:44:13.200 --> 02:44:16.399 I'm like, bro, don't tell me the Suits were right, 3230 02:44:16.959 --> 02:44:19.799 you know, I don't like hearing that the suits actually 3231 02:44:19.840 --> 02:44:20.639 knocked it on the park. 3232 02:44:22.120 --> 02:44:26.479 Sometimes they're right. Sometimes Kansas City, Missouri is older than 3233 02:44:26.559 --> 02:44:28.719 Kansas get your own name, dog shit state. By the way, 3234 02:44:28.760 --> 02:44:32.239 this guy's profile picture is the fucking that goddamn. 3235 02:44:33.440 --> 02:44:33.760 This guy. 3236 02:44:34.079 --> 02:44:39.360 The Monsters, so this so this guy if he's subscribed 3237 02:44:39.360 --> 02:44:47.799 to any other monster Oh fuck, Chatsy's wife isn't canon. 3238 02:44:47.879 --> 02:44:50.239 It is a doll shocking amount of blackface and Sonic three. 3239 02:44:50.680 --> 02:44:51.319 I haven't seen it. 3240 02:44:52.440 --> 02:44:53.440 Did I notice blackface? 3241 02:44:54.600 --> 02:44:55.000 I guess what. 3242 02:44:55.239 --> 02:44:56.840 There was a moment where the guy turned into a 3243 02:44:56.920 --> 02:44:59.319 black person. The hologram is that black face. 3244 02:45:01.040 --> 02:45:05.440 I don't even know if you digital black place, remember 3245 02:45:05.479 --> 02:45:09.159 that that was fun? Did you say I saw a 3246 02:45:09.239 --> 02:45:12.840 video this like recently that made me smile so hard. 3247 02:45:12.879 --> 02:45:13.239 It was like. 3248 02:45:15.079 --> 02:45:17.920 It's like bittersweet because it's it's some level of vindication 3249 02:45:18.040 --> 02:45:20.120 on my part and I guess on our part in 3250 02:45:20.239 --> 02:45:23.559 some way. But like it was this this woman. It 3251 02:45:23.680 --> 02:45:25.440 was like a sketch, but it was like some woman 3252 02:45:25.520 --> 02:45:27.440 coming up to some guy and he was like, hey, 3253 02:45:27.520 --> 02:45:29.959 so young men are and it was like approaching. It 3254 02:45:30.079 --> 02:45:34.399 was like some woman approaching like a like a lefty 3255 02:45:34.600 --> 02:45:37.159 millennial or something, and they were like, hey, so young 3256 02:45:37.559 --> 02:45:41.159 young boys are leaning right wing. We need your help. 3257 02:45:41.200 --> 02:45:42.520 And it was just like this guy going like I 3258 02:45:42.600 --> 02:45:46.000 thought I was supposed to sit by and wait for 3259 02:45:46.200 --> 02:45:49.559 marginalized versus voices to be heard, and it was just 3260 02:45:49.680 --> 02:45:51.479 him going like I want to I want to be 3261 02:45:51.520 --> 02:45:54.399 able to call things gain and retarded. And then we 3262 02:45:54.479 --> 02:45:55.959 get and like all this time and I'm like, oh 3263 02:45:56.000 --> 02:45:57.479 my god, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Like that 3264 02:45:57.559 --> 02:45:59.719 there seems to be like some at least in all 3265 02:45:59.799 --> 02:46:02.600 this chaos, there is at least like some shift where 3266 02:46:02.719 --> 02:46:08.840 like I think some semblance of reasonableness might actually come 3267 02:46:08.879 --> 02:46:11.799 out of this where it's just like hey, we'll see 3268 02:46:12.440 --> 02:46:15.520 I'm not I'm not getting my hopes. But like that's 3269 02:46:15.520 --> 02:46:16.799 the first time I've seen something like that. On my 3270 02:46:16.840 --> 02:46:21.840 for you page and a fucking forever want to get 3271 02:46:21.879 --> 02:46:25.239 his things retarded, and I want to make a joke 3272 02:46:25.280 --> 02:46:27.319 and you to fucking think about what the joke means. 3273 02:46:27.360 --> 02:46:30.239 Instead of like being angry at the words, He's like, 3274 02:46:30.239 --> 02:46:33.079 all right, fine, what. 3275 02:46:33.200 --> 02:46:35.200 Sucks is that the people that think that often sucks 3276 02:46:35.239 --> 02:46:39.000 so much, Dick, that's the problem. It's like, yeah, they 3277 02:46:39.120 --> 02:46:43.360 don't they really think we live. They never know because 3278 02:46:43.360 --> 02:46:45.760 they never thought that they that's not what they were thinking. 3279 02:46:46.399 --> 02:46:48.319 I think what happens they were thinking, I want to 3280 02:46:48.360 --> 02:46:50.440 be racist. I think a lot of people are like 3281 02:46:51.280 --> 02:46:53.200 the word. I think that's what happened is that we 3282 02:46:53.440 --> 02:46:55.479 there exist right where the people like us. 3283 02:46:55.879 --> 02:46:59.520 But we also just know they use that as they 3284 02:46:59.520 --> 02:47:00.360 don't actually believe. 3285 02:47:00.440 --> 02:47:02.520 Oh yeah for sure. But we're like, all right, cool, 3286 02:47:02.520 --> 02:47:02.840 we can say. 3287 02:47:02.920 --> 02:47:06.079 The problem was other people on the outside didn't know 3288 02:47:06.120 --> 02:47:08.719 how to differentiate they did. They couldn't tell who was 3289 02:47:09.239 --> 02:47:12.040 they couldn't tell who was reasonable just being funny and 3290 02:47:12.159 --> 02:47:14.440 who was a fucking cunt. They couldn't tell the difference. 3291 02:47:16.040 --> 02:47:17.760 And then now they co opted it. They're like, yeah, 3292 02:47:17.760 --> 02:47:19.239 I just want to be able to say what I want, man, 3293 02:47:19.479 --> 02:47:22.319 freedom of speech. I should be able to beat up people. 3294 02:47:25.200 --> 02:47:25.639 For that ship. 3295 02:47:25.719 --> 02:47:28.760 I'm like, like, no, I've never I've never once been like, 3296 02:47:29.840 --> 02:47:32.600 I've talked about censorship, but I've never used the phrase 3297 02:47:32.680 --> 02:47:33.440 freedom of speech. 3298 02:47:33.479 --> 02:47:36.319 Shut the fuck up. That's never menia there because that's 3299 02:47:36.360 --> 02:47:41.040 not that's not work. I don't know, people don't know, 3300 02:47:41.079 --> 02:47:44.719 people don't know anything. It's it's really crazy we're doing 3301 02:47:45.479 --> 02:47:49.079 yeah whatever. The fish dude I was. I was literally 3302 02:47:49.120 --> 02:47:50.840 just like, dude, if this fire comes, come against me, 3303 02:47:51.040 --> 02:47:55.040 I'm not leaving, like fucking whatever, whatever, Take me, Take 3304 02:47:55.079 --> 02:47:57.399 me the fuck out the fish that swims up here. 3305 02:47:57.559 --> 02:48:00.280 Either when you piss uh smitchy the kids you pip 3306 02:48:00.319 --> 02:48:02.159 kind of my pip up possum was actually homeless, but 3307 02:48:02.200 --> 02:48:05.440 now they're back. Shannon Sharp's colon falling out on Instagram live. 3308 02:48:05.840 --> 02:48:08.120 Oh fuck ushe. 3309 02:48:10.479 --> 02:48:12.239 Oh, Michelle, could you pop that back here real quick? 3310 02:48:15.879 --> 02:48:16.319 Did you see? 3311 02:48:16.399 --> 02:48:21.360 Yah? Wait? What see? Shan You know there. I was 3312 02:48:21.360 --> 02:48:23.680 gonna say there's a video Shannon sharks colon falling out, 3313 02:48:23.719 --> 02:48:25.360 but I just I lost interest in the bit before 3314 02:48:25.399 --> 02:48:30.079 I started it. Sweety flosses with his own piss yummy. 3315 02:48:31.120 --> 02:48:33.239 I'm just here so I don't get killed asking for 3316 02:48:33.319 --> 02:48:37.079 breast milk at the restaurant. Fuck it? Uh Star Coffee. 3317 02:48:37.280 --> 02:48:40.959 Put the mask back in chrismass my massive cock. Uh 3318 02:48:41.360 --> 02:48:43.760 did you really fucking think there'd be no consequences for 3319 02:48:43.799 --> 02:48:48.879 all your tomfoolery? Dafoe sneered as he drew a weapon. Uh. 3320 02:48:49.120 --> 02:48:54.360 Craig the Canadian Duchy on a boat? Ho. Uh it's 3321 02:48:54.440 --> 02:48:57.120 your boy, Shawne d friendly neighborhood sex offender Serprice Agent 3322 02:48:57.159 --> 02:49:00.280 two six seven RF Gay Junior. If y'all re already 3323 02:49:00.319 --> 02:49:03.200 on Chris's apartment, does that mean no more? Inward tank 3324 02:49:04.120 --> 02:49:08.799 and word tank you and we're club? You mean? Oh 3325 02:49:08.920 --> 02:49:10.799 is that what you mean? And we're club? 3326 02:49:10.920 --> 02:49:13.200 I guess I assume because I was like, it's either 3327 02:49:13.319 --> 02:49:15.920 dark tank or I said, but he said in words, 3328 02:49:15.920 --> 02:49:20.479 he like put them both together. Yeah, yeah, I mean 3329 02:49:20.840 --> 02:49:23.920 we still do this motimes like if in work club. 3330 02:49:24.280 --> 02:49:26.440 I feel like that needs to be shopped. I don't know, man, 3331 02:49:26.479 --> 02:49:28.799 because I love I just I just love the name 3332 02:49:28.840 --> 02:49:31.520 of that and feel like it shouldn't die. But also 3333 02:49:32.239 --> 02:49:33.799 I just think it needs to be repurposed because I 3334 02:49:33.879 --> 02:49:38.120 just don't it's eclipse. Shows are very hard to do, Actually. 3335 02:49:38.719 --> 02:49:41.479 Close are hard to do, specially that's the real word. 3336 02:49:41.719 --> 02:49:45.520 Shouldn't say hard, very tedious. We got an editor, we 3337 02:49:45.600 --> 02:49:46.360 could like just get that. 3338 02:49:47.399 --> 02:49:51.200 But if we reach a certain threshold, like if we 3339 02:49:51.319 --> 02:49:53.280 if we keep building, then we can actually make a 3340 02:49:53.319 --> 02:49:54.680 lot of cool things happen. But as of right now, 3341 02:49:54.719 --> 02:49:56.360 we're kind of we're you know, we're working on it. 3342 02:49:56.719 --> 02:49:59.280 Yeah, yeah, we're working on it. It goes like this, 3343 02:49:59.399 --> 02:50:02.479 her balls are dick with sequin gloves. She tugs my nips. 3344 02:50:02.559 --> 02:50:08.000 The Drag Show Queen was moaning, hallelujah, nice nice three 3345 02:50:08.200 --> 02:50:11.440 x O, cheering obnoxiously after learning Nick fuent As as HIV. 3346 02:50:11.760 --> 02:50:13.440 I did hear that. I don't know if that's true enough. 3347 02:50:14.479 --> 02:50:16.000 I saw that that was a big one that I 3348 02:50:16.280 --> 02:50:18.440 wanted to talk about on the show, and then it 3349 02:50:18.440 --> 02:50:19.520 had already lost the steam. 3350 02:50:19.559 --> 02:50:22.559 Though, yeah, I don't even know if is that real? 3351 02:50:22.680 --> 02:50:27.479 So so because that would be fucking hilarious, but I 3352 02:50:27.520 --> 02:50:29.959 don't think I count Russia. 3353 02:50:29.680 --> 02:50:36.120 Today reported on it. Come on, like, it's imagine Russia 3354 02:50:36.159 --> 02:50:42.280 Today reporting on Nick Flint is getting AIDS. It's not, 3355 02:50:43.399 --> 02:50:46.239 of course, it's not real, but it's it's just so funny. 3356 02:50:46.280 --> 02:50:48.840 It was the fact that it was like a because 3357 02:50:48.879 --> 02:50:50.559 I didn't even click on it to see if that 3358 02:50:50.680 --> 02:50:53.159 count is real or not. I just imagine it's why 3359 02:50:53.159 --> 02:50:54.879 would Russia today reporting on this? 3360 02:50:55.079 --> 02:51:00.479 They do? They fucking propaganda, not stupid funny ship like that. 3361 02:51:00.840 --> 02:51:01.840 You know, So. 3362 02:51:03.440 --> 02:51:05.319 It would be great if it was real, because then 3363 02:51:05.360 --> 02:51:08.079 I would actually I would have actually DM Destiny be like, hey, bro, 3364 02:51:08.200 --> 02:51:09.319 I really appreciate you. 3365 02:51:10.719 --> 02:51:11.440 I appreciate you. 3366 02:51:12.040 --> 02:51:15.559 Thanks for giving, thanks for thank you for further insinuating 3367 02:51:15.600 --> 02:51:19.120 the fucking thank you for helping me further insinuate the whole. 3368 02:51:19.000 --> 02:51:22.120 Aide and homosexuality thing, because I think that's funny on 3369 02:51:22.280 --> 02:51:26.079 my part. Yes, I know it's probably likely not you 3370 02:51:26.200 --> 02:51:27.879 that gave it to him, but like, I like the 3371 02:51:27.959 --> 02:51:30.079 fact in my head you did, and I can be 3372 02:51:30.200 --> 02:51:31.239 a fucking homophobe. 3373 02:51:32.600 --> 02:51:34.479 Think I appreciate you. Have a good night. 3374 02:51:35.000 --> 02:51:38.399 A former friend. A former friend recently sent her autistic 3375 02:51:38.520 --> 02:51:42.399 teenage daughter to school in the in the Ahago shirt 3376 02:51:42.680 --> 02:51:44.559 or Gal, how do you say that? 3377 02:51:46.319 --> 02:51:46.440 Uh? 3378 02:51:46.680 --> 02:51:49.120 Ah, hey, Gal, I don't know what that is. Uh 3379 02:51:49.760 --> 02:51:53.000 it's uh so it's that fucking anime orgasm face. It's 3380 02:51:53.040 --> 02:51:57.959 a a h e oh okay, that's crazy. 3381 02:51:58.000 --> 02:52:01.120 That's that's crazy work that they would do that because 3382 02:52:01.440 --> 02:52:03.280 did they did they understand what that meant? 3383 02:52:03.440 --> 02:52:04.399 Did they understand what that was? 3384 02:52:04.719 --> 02:52:06.399 Probably not? Probably not? 3385 02:52:07.600 --> 02:52:09.399 But their kids on this their pay You think this 3386 02:52:09.440 --> 02:52:11.319 would be really interesting if say me like this, mama, 3387 02:52:11.719 --> 02:52:14.120 well and their parent was like, I guess I do 3388 02:52:14.239 --> 02:52:14.840 love you because I. 3389 02:52:14.879 --> 02:52:18.559 Have to, because I have to anyway, Slurfing, stroking, smoking, 3390 02:52:18.719 --> 02:52:22.799 joking emoticons going like this drip m h Lord of 3391 02:52:22.879 --> 02:52:25.600 All Drip Indiana Jones, but instead of using a whip, 3392 02:52:25.760 --> 02:52:36.120 he uses his own colon. That's he has it wrapped 3393 02:52:36.120 --> 02:52:41.040 around his hand like he has the whip. Fucking Indiana Crons. 3394 02:52:44.159 --> 02:52:48.000 Oh man, that is fucking insane. Op, you won't you 3395 02:52:48.079 --> 02:52:50.159 blow me? Waiting for the sweet hunter tier I want 3396 02:52:50.200 --> 02:52:53.280 his kremlin to Grandma and drinking squirrel girls ass cracks sweat. 3397 02:52:54.440 --> 02:52:58.040 Look, man, she is bubbled up for some reason. 3398 02:52:58.559 --> 02:53:01.639 She's she's caked up, man, cause. 3399 02:53:01.479 --> 02:53:02.959 She's not like that in the comics at all. But 3400 02:53:03.000 --> 02:53:04.920 I ain't here to complain. I ain't mad at it though. 3401 02:53:05.399 --> 02:53:09.600 Saint Saint uh Sweeney's four acres and a mule are 3402 02:53:09.680 --> 02:53:12.840 his tooth gap and Lily that's crazy wage slave five 3403 02:53:12.920 --> 02:53:15.760 eighty three Peppini Brothers Carl urban daring Jack Waye to 3404 02:53:15.760 --> 02:53:17.600 stick his hand into the fire for the Novacane movie 3405 02:53:18.000 --> 02:53:20.360 Doc Doncerson or Euie. This is gonna be a colon joke, 3406 02:53:20.399 --> 02:53:22.360 but the cons killed it, done killed it in the 3407 02:53:22.399 --> 02:53:26.239 same fucking episode they started it. H gage six pp 3408 02:53:26.959 --> 02:53:32.559 teenage mutant. Uh, whoa is it is? 3409 02:53:32.879 --> 02:53:33.159 What it is? 3410 02:53:33.600 --> 02:53:38.239 It's it's tutant mean age needle titles? What the hell 3411 02:53:38.280 --> 02:53:38.639 are those? 3412 02:53:38.799 --> 02:53:39.280 What is that? 3413 02:53:42.319 --> 02:53:51.840 He didn't need wat needle titles? Tut mean age needle tedles? Holy? 3414 02:53:52.479 --> 02:53:59.319 Really so bananas? That fucked me up? Holy oh needleles. 3415 02:54:00.760 --> 02:54:02.399 Eight needle. 3416 02:54:04.440 --> 02:54:11.040 Meenage needles. That's fucking m one k three evans. Hey, 3417 02:54:11.200 --> 02:54:13.159 my dad used to punish me my publicly embarrassing me 3418 02:54:13.239 --> 02:54:16.760 with tart speak too. Meebe fishy. Nick Foorantes has aids, 3419 02:54:16.879 --> 02:54:19.760 that's real. Look it up. I love how many people. 3420 02:54:20.040 --> 02:54:21.959 I love how many people are spreading this. 3421 02:54:22.159 --> 02:54:23.399 We just wanted. 3422 02:54:26.120 --> 02:54:29.000 Forcing my family to watch gup till eighty nine's Top 3423 02:54:29.079 --> 02:54:32.079 Hot Top ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters on Christmas. If 3424 02:54:32.120 --> 02:54:33.959 you actually did that, God bless you, because that's like 3425 02:54:34.000 --> 02:54:35.440 one of my favorite YouTube videos ever. 3426 02:54:35.799 --> 02:54:37.239 Look at these smoke shows. 3427 02:54:40.440 --> 02:54:43.959 Here we go I'll never forget that image of him 3428 02:54:44.639 --> 02:54:47.399 speeding up. His footage of him running down the street, 3429 02:54:47.520 --> 02:54:50.799 so he's moving as fast as sonic is ingrained in 3430 02:54:50.920 --> 02:54:53.360 my memory. Like that is an iconic fucking. 3431 02:54:53.120 --> 02:54:55.959 YouTube video that is a constant in my life. 3432 02:54:57.840 --> 02:55:00.639 John Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine. I gotta blow my 3433 02:55:00.719 --> 02:55:05.120 nose so bad. Uh. Simon lewis avery, but written like 3434 02:55:05.319 --> 02:55:12.399 RL sign uh here we shut the fuck up. That's 3435 02:55:13.000 --> 02:55:20.840 s l avery. That's cool, that's awesome, that's good. I 3436 02:55:21.040 --> 02:55:22.239 have to think about it for a second. The first 3437 02:55:22.239 --> 02:55:24.799 surge Key David Mickey Mouse gaping, Ron DeSantis of this 3438 02:55:24.879 --> 02:55:28.040 commedically oversized, cocked so hard as colon falls out a 3439 02:55:28.159 --> 02:55:31.280 boomer locust, but with a whip yelling the N word. Uh. 3440 02:55:31.600 --> 02:55:33.959 One of these days, Kingston, one of these days, bang 3441 02:55:34.120 --> 02:55:38.440 zoom out your colon. Pre Roz, Chris, just look at 3442 02:55:38.479 --> 02:55:44.239 Sween and Y'll fuck you. It's crazy. Blake eight ninety six. 3443 02:55:44.680 --> 02:55:49.319 Who do you think you are? I am the Ouz 3444 02:55:49.479 --> 02:55:54.319 Beck Tommy Squealer. Do you think Brian Thompson's last words 3445 02:55:54.440 --> 02:55:58.840 was what it's the most wonderful time to be queer? 3446 02:55:59.120 --> 02:56:01.239 Alast you. I want to field trash cousin here the 3447 02:56:01.319 --> 02:56:04.559 racial pain Hurricane Miller, Texas State of Salad, Young Sheldon 3448 02:56:04.559 --> 02:56:11.760 getting punched so Hardy explodes. I'm not I'm not reading that. 3449 02:56:12.159 --> 02:56:16.239 I'm not reading that, Nikki. Oh yes, yes, yes, I'm 3450 02:56:16.239 --> 02:56:17.280 not reading read it. 3451 02:56:18.399 --> 02:56:18.719 Read it? 3452 02:56:18.879 --> 02:56:28.399 Uh nig apostrophe ours erzig. 3453 02:56:29.799 --> 02:56:36.200 Er a f m A niggy ziggy in words zig 3454 02:56:36.280 --> 02:56:50.239 word yeah word word come here word? What's sam? 3455 02:56:53.000 --> 02:56:58.319 I'm finna quit, I'm finna quint mmm. 3456 02:56:59.079 --> 02:57:00.280 I deserve a better in this. 3457 02:57:04.440 --> 02:57:09.120 Fifty three Shades of gay Dom. The Giant Worms Colon 3458 02:57:09.200 --> 02:57:17.280 fell out. Oh my god, squirt words sucking on his 3459 02:57:17.399 --> 02:57:18.000 own notes. 3460 02:57:18.479 --> 02:57:32.360 Hmm, that's so fucking disgusting to imagine he's drinking it. Dude. 3461 02:57:33.280 --> 02:57:41.280 Whoopstuf for Goldberg menacingly God, I can't even well juices 3462 02:57:43.719 --> 02:57:47.120 preheated toast. Sorry, miss Jackson, badly Brave dog the Colon 3463 02:57:47.200 --> 02:57:49.440 Hunter etherury and needs help blowing his weapon in Halo 3464 02:57:49.520 --> 02:57:52.760 three Orange Man Hunter, feed a man a rat, satisfy 3465 02:57:52.840 --> 02:57:57.040 his rat desire. Ro Jogan nay from melpous one and 3466 02:57:57.120 --> 02:58:02.360 rowning out our list. As always as God intends, the 3467 02:58:02.479 --> 02:58:02.760 King of. 3468 02:58:02.799 --> 02:58:06.799 Haphazard pass and I'm proud to be an American, because 3469 02:58:06.840 --> 02:58:10.520 at least I know one for you and some did 3470 02:58:10.639 --> 02:58:14.920 something else. I'm terrified of mine old riadies, and I 3471 02:58:15.159 --> 02:58:19.639 stand up next to you with a rocheous man in him. 3472 02:58:20.600 --> 02:58:30.959 I swear to God, I hate these niggas. You know 3473 02:58:31.000 --> 02:58:34.079 what's crazy about that is that you know John Oliver 3474 02:58:34.159 --> 02:58:36.319 did a great segment on that song. Did you know 3475 02:58:36.399 --> 02:58:38.319 that there's like a version of it that he did 3476 02:58:38.440 --> 02:58:43.280 for Canada that's literally just the same thing, Dude, there's 3477 02:58:43.360 --> 02:58:46.799 literally I'm proud to be a Canadian, this fucking guy and. 3478 02:58:46.840 --> 02:58:48.799 It's and it's by the same guy. He did the 3479 02:58:48.879 --> 02:58:51.520 same He wrote the song for that. He probably did 3480 02:58:51.559 --> 02:58:59.159 it for everything. I'm poud to be in an Arabian, Assyrian, African, 3481 02:59:00.479 --> 02:59:03.239 I'm proud to be can I'm proud to be a 3482 02:59:03.319 --> 02:59:10.040 Jamaican American. He he's he's like what's his name in 3483 02:59:10.120 --> 02:59:14.319 his throne, fucking Scrooge McDuff on the Storm of Gold 3484 02:59:15.040 --> 02:59:20.680 or like the Emperor for a fucking warhammer the Golden Throat. Dude, 3485 02:59:21.159 --> 02:59:25.000 that would be so fucking genius. Proud to be more 3486 02:59:25.440 --> 02:59:27.440 than there are places in the least I. 3487 02:59:27.559 --> 02:59:29.879 Know I have, Sarah, I don't know what does he 3488 02:59:29.920 --> 02:59:32.159 even say in the Canadian on What does that even do? Dude? 3489 02:59:32.159 --> 02:59:34.280 It's it's where at least I know I'm free. It's 3490 02:59:34.280 --> 02:59:35.760 still like hold on, let me look it up. It 3491 02:59:35.959 --> 02:59:38.280 literally is the same he didn't. It's that's even it's 3492 02:59:38.319 --> 02:59:54.360 even lazier. It's just lately like wow, uh Lee Greenwood lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 3493 02:59:54.360 --> 02:59:56.159 I'm proud to be a Canadian, or at least I 3494 02:59:56.200 --> 02:59:57.840 know I'm free, and I won't forget the man who 3495 02:59:57.920 --> 02:59:59.639 died who gave that right to me, and I'll gladly 3496 02:59:59.719 --> 03:00:01.760 stand up next to you and defend her still today 3497 03:00:01.920 --> 03:00:03.799 because there ain't no doubt. I love this land. God 3498 03:00:03.840 --> 03:00:10.719 bless you Canada. I'm not even this is not a joke, 3499 03:00:10.760 --> 03:00:12.959 he says. From the from the shores of Nova Scotia 3500 03:00:13.000 --> 03:00:16.159 to the forest in BC, from Montreal to Winnipeg, from 3501 03:00:16.200 --> 03:00:22.959 sea to shining seas. So that's crazy, dude, I know, dude, 3502 03:00:23.040 --> 03:00:24.680 it really is. It really is. 3503 03:00:24.879 --> 03:00:25.159 Truly. 3504 03:00:28.159 --> 03:00:32.319 Yeah, I'm proud to be a Nigerian, well at least 3505 03:00:32.520 --> 03:00:37.040 like because at least I'm I'm fucking I mean, I'm 3506 03:00:37.120 --> 03:00:42.959 technically free. Anyway, Let's get the fuck out of here. 3507 03:00:43.360 --> 03:00:46.639 We're gonna be back on normal schedule. I think next week. 3508 03:00:46.719 --> 03:00:49.399 There's some weird there's a lot going on right now, 3509 03:00:49.440 --> 03:00:53.680 there's like fires, potential evacuations. Maybe maybe not. Apologies for 3510 03:00:53.760 --> 03:00:56.159 the little delay on on that regard, but we're probably 3511 03:00:56.239 --> 03:00:59.360 I think we'll record the extra m O in after 3512 03:00:59.440 --> 03:01:01.440 the next EPISO, so we do. I think I agree, 3513 03:01:01.920 --> 03:01:04.079 because I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go 3514 03:01:04.159 --> 03:01:07.520 get groceries to make sure that uh grocers might be 3515 03:01:07.600 --> 03:01:10.040 on fire. Yeah we might. 3516 03:01:10.360 --> 03:01:14.760 Yeah, there might be people biting each other fire out there, 3517 03:01:14.760 --> 03:01:17.639 and I'm like, damn and literally just left without me 3518 03:01:19.159 --> 03:01:20.319 did I went to the I went to the seven 3519 03:01:20.360 --> 03:01:22.239 eleven earlier. I went to the seven eleven earlier to 3520 03:01:22.239 --> 03:01:23.799 get a tea, and like the power was out. 3521 03:01:23.719 --> 03:01:25.959 And I was like, oh, fuck man, damn it, how 3522 03:01:25.959 --> 03:01:28.719 am I gonna? I can't fucking have my gool such tonight. 3523 03:01:29.239 --> 03:01:34.079 So uh, we'll be back on schedule, uh uh next week. 3524 03:01:34.520 --> 03:01:38.559 Uh and then we'll all be good. Uh. Appreciate your patience, 3525 03:01:39.079 --> 03:01:42.879 Thanks for sticking with us, Thanks for tuning in to 3526 03:01:42.959 --> 03:01:45.239 this episode, first episode of the twenty the New Year, 3527 03:01:45.280 --> 03:01:48.319 twenty twenty five. We'll catch you next time. Uh. 3528 03:01:48.760 --> 03:02:14.680 Bye bye okay, they think