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Speaker 1: Hey have a rebody. Welcome back twenty twenty five. Happy
Speaker 1: New Year. Oh my god, you're hearing Happy New Year
Speaker 1: a little bit too late, quite frankly, like it's there.
Speaker 1: I think there's a cutoff with a Happy New Year
Speaker 1: around I would say like maybe the seventh.
Speaker 5: The fifth, the fifth, where by Rain Druwer stops saying.
Speaker 1: That the fifth to the seventh I think is like
Speaker 1: an appropriate like that's the last time that it's appropriate,
Speaker 1: Like if it's January tenth, I don't think it's like
Speaker 1: what do you like? Come on? But it's our first
Speaker 1: show of the new year. We're recording remotely right now.
Speaker 1: There's a lot going on right now. There's like wildfires
Speaker 1: in California. We're kind of like wary about whether or
Speaker 1: not there's going to be evacuations and all that. So
Speaker 1: that's part of it. But also The main reason, ultimately
Speaker 1: is I'm kind of in the middle of like a flu.
Speaker 1: I'm at I'm at the tail end of a flu.
Speaker 1: I don't exactly know if I'm contagious anymore, but I
Speaker 1: just want to keep I want to play it safe.
Speaker 2: But uh, try to get out of getting Uh, we're
Speaker 2: hanging out with us. You wanted, you wanted to desperately
Speaker 2: avoid hanging out with us. So a flight attendant was
Speaker 2: spitting in your mouth, right, you were like, Hey, I
Speaker 2: don't want to do my job. Could you please spit
Speaker 2: in my mouth because you're around a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Can you please cough fund me? Yeah? Can you please
Speaker 1: cough bleed and come in my open eyes? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be really great, the dude. Honestly, though, I was
Speaker 1: on the plane, so I went home for the holidays.
Speaker 1: I like, I try to spend New Years with my
Speaker 1: family because that's like my family's thing. It's like they
Speaker 1: always do like a New Year's think. They don't really
Speaker 1: do Christmas. They do Thanksgiving kind of is really the
Speaker 1: only thing that they do. So I try to make
Speaker 1: it back there for that. But I was on the
Speaker 1: plane and dude, the woman next to me, she had
Speaker 1: a mask on, so thank god. But she was wretching
Speaker 1: like she was coughing and like the entire time, and
Speaker 1: I was like, look, I appreciate the mask that's going
Speaker 1: to protect most people. I'm fucked, like, I'm I'm done.
Speaker 1: Like I knew immediately the second she fucking coughed.
Speaker 2: I don't think if people are coughing, man, I just
Speaker 2: don't think they should be allowed on the plane.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck them.
Speaker 5: I mean they place to be coughing like that. You're
Speaker 5: being filtered, Like it's literally like you should not They
Speaker 5: should give you a test, like scan your head. You know,
Speaker 5: there's like you can't get here.
Speaker 2: You know, there's like in grocery stores, right, you can't
Speaker 2: go on there without sure, you can't go in there
Speaker 2: without choosing ship. And so if you're coughing and being
Speaker 2: a piece of ship, I'm like, I'm sorry, you can't
Speaker 2: get on the fucking plane, homie. I don't care how
Speaker 2: much you paid for I guess we'll give you a refund,
Speaker 2: but you're stuck. I don't care about your stupid fucking
Speaker 2: job back at whatever state you live in. Shut up,
Speaker 2: I don't want to get sick.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I don't care. It's so disheartened because it
Speaker 1: was like right next to me, you know, and and
Speaker 1: planes aren't big, Like if you're if you're sharing a
Speaker 1: row with somebody, you're basically like touching them.
Speaker 5: It's like playing with someone that's sick. It's just by
Speaker 5: the nature of you're in a plane with Yeah, nowhere
Speaker 5: it's the same air.
Speaker 1: It is, unfortunately, the same air. I knew I was
Speaker 1: done in, but then I was feeling pretty okay for
Speaker 1: the two days afterwards, and then I just got knocked
Speaker 1: my bedroom. My bedroom night right now looks hilarious because
Speaker 1: I've been in bed with like the flu, and so
Speaker 1: I've just been like I've been in bed sore, like
Speaker 1: everything hurts. I'm fine today, but like I've been, I've
Speaker 1: just blown my nose, wrapping it, throwing it on the
Speaker 1: like I look like it looks like a goon cave.
Speaker 1: You're you're you're a freak. It looks so bag. You
Speaker 1: can just have a bedroom trash can and then, dude,
Speaker 1: I know you, Dude, I just I don't. I was
Speaker 1: in so much pain that I just didn't care. I
Speaker 1: care now bachelor life that you can do it. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't even do that if I wanted to.
Speaker 5: My bed's not made right now, and Lily's anxiety is
Speaker 5: penetrating me, and I feel not good. I want to
Speaker 5: clean my room so bad right now I haven't. I
Speaker 5: haven't made my bed. I never make my bed.
Speaker 2: I've never made my bed. My mom would, like you know,
Speaker 2: it would be one of those times where she'd be
Speaker 2: upset about how fucked up my room was, so then
Speaker 2: I would clean up everything and then make the bed.
Speaker 2: But then now the bets fucked up hours later because
Speaker 2: I sleep in it. Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't what am I What is this a museum
Speaker 2: or something? Are people gonna come through my bedroom and
Speaker 2: inspect my bed? Are they gonna be looks? You're not
Speaker 2: informing me of anything. No, Like fu, who gives a
Speaker 2: fuck about the bed? Like to me, just make sure
Speaker 2: your your living room is presentable because that's where people
Speaker 2: will fucking go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can't remember who's gone into my
Speaker 2: fucking bedroom before unless there was a purpose, you know, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, whatever, whatever it's, don't let my crack
Speaker 2: horse in my bedroom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's
Speaker 2: a horse here we are. They'll suck, they'll suck dick underwater.
Speaker 2: I think I caught my neighbor uh with with a prostitute.
Speaker 2: Uh because I think like, and this dude's like older
Speaker 2: son and you know, like he's of course he's uh,
Speaker 2: you know, he's from from the other side of the
Speaker 2: world because where we live. And I was just like, hey, yo,
Speaker 2: like there's this girl coming out with a with a
Speaker 2: very short skirt kind of like leopard print, very pretty,
Speaker 2: but way too much perfume. And then uh, and then
Speaker 2: the thing, the real telltale was that she left through
Speaker 2: the back entrance through the alley and not the front
Speaker 2: like normal people use, like say, visitors, they don't go
Speaker 2: through the back alley because they don't even know about that.
Speaker 2: So like she took like the little shortcut to go west,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hmm, that's not normal for like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm coming to visit on family. You know, you you
Speaker 2: leave for the front because you're parked on the fucking front.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, oh, no, did I did
Speaker 2: I just catch some infidelity? And I don't care. You know,
Speaker 2: that dude probably works hard and he's just like I
Speaker 2: need I need a break from my family, you know, So.
Speaker 1: I just thought it's yeah, it's it's you don't get involved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's like under no circum dude, that's one of
Speaker 1: those things too. Like I I we got to write
Speaker 1: in about that on Sacred once where it was like
Speaker 1: a bartender asking if like he should step in and
Speaker 1: do something because he saw somebody just liked bro as
Speaker 1: a bartender. Certainly not no way, I'm a bartender. You
Speaker 1: might have been your sacred oath to society as a
Speaker 1: bartender is like literally like you're like the the like
Speaker 1: the front line defence. Like granted that's a scumbag person
Speaker 1: doing this ship, but like you you really want to
Speaker 1: get involved. You as a bartender, you want to get involved.
Speaker 2: He is kind of like they are bartenders are kind
Speaker 2: of like therapists in a way. There's a little bit
Speaker 2: of compotentially commentuality and also just by the sure just
Speaker 2: keep yourself out of danger, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like that might be you might you might wrap, you
Speaker 2: might nark on the wrong person and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden they come back and blow your head off
Speaker 2: with the sowd off you know, Like it's it's not
Speaker 2: worth it.
Speaker 1: It's not weird, especially in a bar man like, it's
Speaker 1: just like it's it ain't worth it.
Speaker 2: Imagine a guy cleaning up with.
Speaker 5: His ragget side of thing.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? Looking braids all over the fucking
Speaker 2: bottles behind and.
Speaker 5: Some guys doesn't even get other bars, just shaking his
Speaker 5: drinks us he's just still smiling. And it's gonna leave
Speaker 5: me on a rush ass. So I gotta goddamn so.
Speaker 2: Some guy's brains all over the fucking mirror. The mirror's
Speaker 2: bright fucking red. Christ, at least you take a nip jar.
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Speaker 1: Leave, leave, leave a comment, leave a like, leave all
Speaker 1: that stuff, good reviews on iTunes, all that, all that,
Speaker 1: all that jazz.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gotta say, I gotta. I'm working on
Speaker 2: a Basically, i'm gonna I'm hoping I'm gonna mock up soon.
Speaker 2: But it's essentially it's uh, it's you swen. I just gotta,
Speaker 2: I just gotta. I'm just letting y'all know that you're.
Speaker 1: You printed the Feral Swings.
Speaker 2: So I'm getting a mock up pretty soon. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see if it's worth it or not. But like, Bro,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Like I think it's mad funny, but I just look,
Speaker 5: let's let's just do what is right.
Speaker 1: Dude, do that verily? That verily thing that we got
Speaker 1: was pretty was pretty high key good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gonna be a lot, Like Bro, I'm what
Speaker 2: do you what do you want me to do? Like
Speaker 2: you're it's you have a face that just works on
Speaker 2: stuff because it keeps Look what keeps happening? Like so
Speaker 2: scumbag That Scumbag ship is fucking fire. People really love it.
Speaker 2: You got the three.
Speaker 1: Swen Moon back in the day. You got this new
Speaker 1: fucking Kaiju ship. I mean, like people, there's something.
Speaker 2: About You're just very marketable and even fucking police sketch
Speaker 2: artists understand that.
Speaker 1: They draw you by accident.
Speaker 5: Like god, look, look it's mad funny. That image is
Speaker 5: a funny image.
Speaker 2: I love it, but it's attached to something that's pretty picky.
Speaker 5: But that image is mad funny. It's like the idea
Speaker 5: of like you know, the you know, the guy that
Speaker 5: came on that girl's leg and like ran out.
Speaker 2: That situation is one of the funniest things ever. It's funny,
Speaker 2: it's diabolical. It's diabolical, terrible that that happen to somebody.
Speaker 2: That is just pu Honestly, it wouldn't have been funny
Speaker 2: to me if if she didn't react the way that
Speaker 2: she did. Oh no, the whole situation together, I mean,
Speaker 2: hearing about it is funny. But seeing the video of
Speaker 2: her saying like this dude, not on my leg and
Speaker 2: then starts crying after, it's like, for.
Speaker 5: Me, it's the guy Scooby Doo running with sound effects.
Speaker 5: In my mind running eye was like this.
Speaker 1: Is she busted out her phone pretty fucking fast. For
Speaker 1: me that the funny part of that isn't even necessarily
Speaker 1: what happened is the fact that in the moment of
Speaker 1: being a victimized by this terrible person and this horrible event,
Speaker 1: she describes it in the in a way that like
Speaker 1: somebody on Xbox Live would describe it like you just
Speaker 1: nutted on my like the I don't know, like that
Speaker 1: would be like you just that would be like somebody
Speaker 1: finding a murder in their house after like killing their families,
Speaker 1: like you marked my family you like, it's just such
Speaker 1: a it's such childish language.
Speaker 2: My whole family.
Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, it's it's not. It's not. It's not you
Speaker 1: assaulted me. It's not you know what, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's not you violated me, it's you nutted
Speaker 1: on my It's it's just.
Speaker 2: God, she didn't say sperm because I would have died
Speaker 2: you leg.
Speaker 5: No one really says sperm, I do.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: No one's serious, No serious person does. And I'm not.
Speaker 5: You should be, you should be. You should be like
Speaker 5: Hannibal Lecter in that fucking.
Speaker 4: Room, the mask baby, a sperm on your baby, the sperm,
Speaker 4: the sperm, im sirming, why you why you're sperming.
Speaker 5: I'm sperming. I'm sperming a whole bunch. Whoa, whoa here
Speaker 5: a lot of sperm?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Fucking Jojo is a fucking ruthless man.
Speaker 2: She fucking like makes fun of me. Dude, your your
Speaker 2: cump face is always something you never need to see.
Speaker 2: Like the whole thing the idea is like we I
Speaker 2: understand that we look stupid or even sound stupid.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't need a I don't need to be reminded.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be who's get like a die
Speaker 2: about hunch in my back and I turned a quasi
Speaker 2: moti from my six and then I'm back to me
Speaker 2: and I'm like, whoa, that was crazy. Yeah. I've been
Speaker 2: called a frenchman. I've been called batman. I've been called
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, come on, like that's terrible. And so
Speaker 2: now I'm fucking like I just I just like I
Speaker 2: want to look like I just try to be as
Speaker 2: a stoic and it's like, you know, like like looking
Speaker 2: like like yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Huh that's ridiculous. O my god, that is So that's
Speaker 1: such a red flag with somebody if they're.
Speaker 2: Just if they're just there and they just shove you
Speaker 2: off of them.
Speaker 1: Hero, that's hero ship.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: I wish I knew.
Speaker 2: I wish I had that much control, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like I wish I could just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, see you get out?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? So yeah, whatever, what else happened other
Speaker 1: than La being on fire? Yeah, I mean I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot happened, But also I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't remember any.
Speaker 2: Of it, you know what I mean? Bro, The fucking
Speaker 2: the way the internet moves, so much shit happened while
Speaker 2: we were gone. One thing I know I wanted to
Speaker 2: mention for sure, but it just doesn't feel as because
Speaker 2: it went by so fast. It was when Elon Musk
Speaker 2: and like MAGA were feuding and fucking Laura Lumer. Do
Speaker 2: you remember Laura Lumer?
Speaker 1: I do remember Laura. Laura Lumer was.
Speaker 2: Like saying shit, like as if she isn't one of
Speaker 2: the dumbest people on the planet.
Speaker 6: She was.
Speaker 1: It was crazy like she was I remember.
Speaker 2: Trashing Elon Musk but saying, all facts, this is about
Speaker 2: the H one B visa shit, right, yeah, because all
Speaker 2: the MAGA people, they're all they they're all fucking they
Speaker 2: hate immigration, specifically brown people, and they're mad that Elon
Speaker 2: Musk wants to bring more people in, right right, and
Speaker 2: they're like, this isn't what we voted for, Like, yes
Speaker 2: it is, this is exactly what you voted for. And
Speaker 2: Laura was like spitting facts, fucking showed receipts that like
Speaker 2: Elon Musk is the type of people that that are
Speaker 2: working with, just exposing the fuck out of him, as
Speaker 2: if she's like a good journalist and is not a
Speaker 2: complete retard. It was weird because everything else that she's
Speaker 2: done is just stupid. Yeah, so I was like, wait
Speaker 2: a minute, is she playing a Cara?
Speaker 1: Like? It didn't make sense to me. It's hard to
Speaker 1: it's hard to not feel like a lot of them
Speaker 1: are just pretending. I don't know, man, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to believe really anymore.
Speaker 2: It feels like psyop almost to this point where it
Speaker 2: kind of it really threw me off because I'm like,
Speaker 2: where where does it start or finish anymore?
Speaker 1: What the I don't know. It's really like it's.
Speaker 5: Like the moments where like it's a moment where like
Speaker 5: someone that's so dumb figures out the puzzle instantly.
Speaker 1: You're like what, yeah, yeah, where'd you get this from?
Speaker 1: The Great Analogy? Because that's exactly I just thought about it.
Speaker 2: It's just pretty simple you think about it, It's like
Speaker 2: it's a nigga with like four intelligence rolling a twenty
Speaker 2: and figuring out the puzzle and you're like, nigga.
Speaker 1: What it's literally it literally is like that moment in
Speaker 1: like the cartoon, Like like I it's like a trope
Speaker 1: in so many cars, Like I remember Edit Nettie specifically,
Speaker 1: like where Ed said something like profoundly intelligent and they're like.
Speaker 2: Ed what what And then yeah, and then immediately afterwards
Speaker 2: he goes back to being stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, but yeah, there was the Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: the the infighting with with MAGA that happened. There's like
Speaker 1: the stuff now with the Gulf of America, the anti
Speaker 1: anti war Trump. Yeah, we want to get we want
Speaker 1: to get Greenland. Also, we want to buy can We
Speaker 1: want to we want we want to invade Canada, buy Greenland,
Speaker 1: and take Mexico.
Speaker 2: I guess Mexico and the Panama Canal. So like that's
Speaker 2: that's four things he wants to do that that would
Speaker 2: be military operations. And you know, I also fin I
Speaker 2: find it funny that there you know, a lot of
Speaker 2: their base there's a prize. Okay, yeah cool, But like
Speaker 2: I was reminded, and I think I think a lot
Speaker 2: of us forgot about that. At Trump's first inauguration, he
Speaker 2: wanted tanks, like as if you some fucking like North
Speaker 2: Korean dictator or something. He wanted like you wanted like
Speaker 2: you wanted that type of Oh, I wanted to look
Speaker 2: like I am a dictator essentially, And there were people
Speaker 2: in his team were like, I'm fucking out of here
Speaker 2: if you do that shit, bro, that's too much. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we kind of forgot that that's
Speaker 2: what he wanted from the very beginning, right, And so
Speaker 2: I was just like, ohyah.
Speaker 1: I forgot that was it's been. It's been there since
Speaker 1: the very beginning. So yeah. And it's also just like
Speaker 1: I don't know why people lie to themselves too. It's like, listen,
Speaker 1: the golf the Gulf of America sounds worse.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even sound good.
Speaker 1: It doesn't set like if you want to go like
Speaker 1: the American golf or something or like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that's okay, I guess, but like fine,
Speaker 1: American golf is better, but like Gulf of Mexico rolls
Speaker 1: off the tongue way better than Golf of Gulf of
Speaker 1: Golf of America.
Speaker 2: America's it's not in syllable. It's too much, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's too much. It's dumb Golf of Mexico.
Speaker 1: But we're we're in comedy world like at this point,
Speaker 1: like it's just it's all it's all damn silly, Like
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to even take any of this seriously.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to find it. It's hard for
Speaker 1: me to find it funny either. It's just it's just
Speaker 1: kind of like it's just normal. It's it's bland, and
Speaker 1: it's like seeing a like a like a dead pigeon
Speaker 1: or something. It's like, I guess there's nothing necessarily funny
Speaker 1: about it. I don't feel it's not tragic.
Speaker 5: Technically, everything about this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, waiting Technically, like on paper fifty years ago, it's hilarious,
Speaker 1: but like today it's just like I don't know, man
Speaker 1: it yeah, I kind of need I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's it's it's it's obviously absurd, but we're
Speaker 2: it's where we be, we're living it, so it's like whatever.
Speaker 2: So now things need to be stepped up a bit
Speaker 2: to where, you know, you know, like Trump's little dance
Speaker 2: that he does, that little fucking jerk off thing. I
Speaker 2: want him to just like all the nuclear buttons just
Speaker 2: like just start fucking and then just ship just starts
Speaker 2: going crazy and loud speakers. He'd be builds the world's
Speaker 2: largest speaker to play YMCA so the entire world can
Speaker 2: hear it at all times, and then just shit just
Speaker 2: popping off. Because it needs it needs to be stepped
Speaker 2: up for us to really be like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: hilarious now, Like I'm actually laughing.
Speaker 1: This is so crazy Trump I wanted fewer immigrants. What's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: It just goes like best I can do is rename
Speaker 2: some water. I can rename the water for you, But
Speaker 2: I can rename a golf, a canal. I can annex
Speaker 2: a fucking country make it a state.
Speaker 1: What personally? You know. The other thing too is like
Speaker 1: people like oh, I say, I saw people talking about like, oh,
Speaker 1: we can easily just because there's a Greenland has like
Speaker 1: a very small population, so it's like, yeah, we could
Speaker 1: easily just like pay everybody in Greenland like a million
Speaker 1: dollars and just like get the just get the country.
Speaker 1: And it's like, brother, as an American, if I saw
Speaker 1: the American government just like make an entire country of
Speaker 1: foreigners millionaires, I'd be fucking furious, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: are you like, are you fucking serious? No? What? So
Speaker 1: I would be so fucking living It's crazy, But yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, God bless.
Speaker 2: Yeah they could have done like a lottery around the
Speaker 2: United States cause like say Greenland, last time I check,
Speaker 2: this was years ago. Greenland was a population of fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: So now how much more is it?
Speaker 1: Now? Can't be much more.
Speaker 2: And so that's a small city in the US and
Speaker 2: that used to be the size of my city, lit Harvard,
Speaker 2: that I grew up in. And imagine just doing a
Speaker 2: lottery of that, at least in the United States, it
Speaker 2: would it would help out tremendous. No, no, no, let's let's
Speaker 2: pay off the fucking what is it? What are they
Speaker 2: like the Danish controlled or something whatever the is? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought they were like the Greenlish, the Greenlish. I
Speaker 2: think they are controlled by Danish. I think it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: some Danish ship is in Greenland, the Greenish Green Goblins. Dude,
Speaker 2: they have the green Goblin on their flag.
Speaker 5: They're just gliders of goblins coexisting really well.
Speaker 2: I would actually moved to Greenland. I wouldn't even like,
Speaker 2: what if I found out that that was real?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, if they had the green Goblin on their flag,
Speaker 1: absolutely like it wouldn't even if they had Sam Ravey's
Speaker 1: green Goblin.
Speaker 5: On their power fucking powering dress villain mass, I'd be like,
Speaker 5: this is crazy.
Speaker 1: We need to leave them alone. So what is the fly?
Speaker 1: Is it just like the green Goblin? Te posing in
Speaker 1: front of like a star.
Speaker 5: You know something, you know the you know the images
Speaker 5: which images that least images like that. Then their face
Speaker 5: comes in. It's like that, but it's Green Goblin with
Speaker 5: the most adorable smile.
Speaker 2: Adorable. He looks really sweet.
Speaker 1: I know, it's kind of terrifying.
Speaker 2: If he was like him smiling like really sweet is
Speaker 2: actually way worse than his fucking that's horrifying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I would Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That I would still move there. I wouldn't even wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouln't even care. It doesn't even matter because it's like, well, sorry, guys.
Speaker 2: I know you guys really like the show. We were
Speaker 2: in the same studio, but there's a I'm going. I
Speaker 2: don't know if, I don't know if the boys are going,
Speaker 2: but I'm going.
Speaker 1: And if if Greenland had a ninety five percent tax
Speaker 1: rate and uh, you couldn't buy groceries and they only
Speaker 1: had hot water and cabbage, but they had they had
Speaker 1: no sugar, no sweets, no nothing. They just had hot
Speaker 1: water and cabbage, No automobiles, know nothing, no shelter, but
Speaker 1: they had the Green Goblin their flag. I would I
Speaker 1: would move there today.
Speaker 5: And you can't even make hot water cabbage stew. You
Speaker 5: got to eat them separately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's illegal. It's illegal to combine them illegal.
Speaker 2: You can't even boil them in the water. If you
Speaker 2: use someone comes to your house and they give you
Speaker 2: like a thousand lashes, that is fucking absurd.
Speaker 1: But the crime for boiling, the crime for combining ingredients
Speaker 1: is a thousand lashes? Would that kill you? I feel
Speaker 1: like a thousand.
Speaker 2: Thousand just lash the same area till even.
Speaker 5: That you're gonna be in them.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be because a thousand unless it's like with
Speaker 2: like a pool noodle or something that I feel like
Speaker 2: a thousand might start doing something to you.
Speaker 1: That's like, do you guys remember that weir that old?
Speaker 1: This there's a really old YouTube video that I remember
Speaker 1: watching a lot. I don't remember who the hell did it.
Speaker 1: It was like such a specific video was it was
Speaker 1: like the video was called the Horribly Slow Murder with
Speaker 1: the Very Inefficient Weapon, remember that? And it was just
Speaker 1: it was just like the idea was like it was
Speaker 1: like this demonic presence or like this like this serial
Speaker 1: killer or something, and it would just go around and
Speaker 1: like lightly tap somebody with a spoon and the idea
Speaker 1: is that it would it would take like decades to
Speaker 1: kill and it was I remember it was like a
Speaker 1: really well done movie. It was a really well done
Speaker 1: video for back then because it was like what like
Speaker 1: twenty eleven or something ever, being like what the hell
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 5: Would heal the damage being done to you? Would you
Speaker 5: be able to mitigate that damage?
Speaker 1: That's good at a certain point maybe, but like it
Speaker 1: would it would always be growing. I think the issue
Speaker 1: was that you could heal up into a point, but
Speaker 1: it's like it's kind of like Snake where it like
Speaker 1: it's you're just gonna accumulate damage over time to the
Speaker 1: point where like.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like your threshold is it
Speaker 5: damage by hit with a spoon? You know you got
Speaker 5: that's not doing threshold damage, you know, like that's doing
Speaker 5: like immune like it is immune immune. Then it gets
Speaker 5: a critical spoon hit and you're like three then immune right, yeah, event,
Speaker 5: but you can't sleep if someone's doing that to you.
Speaker 5: So that's like psychic damage too.
Speaker 1: And that's the other thing too. It's like you can't sleep,
Speaker 1: so you're going crazy. You can't Like yeah, it's it
Speaker 1: will it will kill you. Whether it's the spoon, whether
Speaker 1: it's the spoon that does it, it is almost irrelevant,
Speaker 1: you know, because the guy's doing it.
Speaker 5: Yea you entity, you can't exact accept It's like the
Speaker 5: fucking it follows, motherfucker, but it's a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: I actually I agree the sleep deprivation.
Speaker 1: You're done. That's it's crazy that you can't kill someone
Speaker 1: to spoon like that.
Speaker 2: That's insane when you think about it. It's not even
Speaker 2: a spoon that's killing you. Is this the annoyance of the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't need the tool. You could.
Speaker 2: It could just be a finger just poking really hard.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it could. It could just be a guy
Speaker 1: going But.
Speaker 2: Then who dies first, because that guy has to stay
Speaker 2: up to it.
Speaker 5: If it's an entity, it has to be an entity.
Speaker 1: It's kind of entity. The person is gonna starve themselves
Speaker 1: to death. Well, if it's a person, you could just
Speaker 1: get a restraining order, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: You could go into a room and close the door
Speaker 5: and they have to get in, you know.
Speaker 1: Could you You could do like because that is harassment? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: So like if it's just a person, then the solution
Speaker 1: is pretty shooting kill him it's a salt. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could also you could also just be like I was
Speaker 1: acting in self defense. He came up with you with
Speaker 1: a spoon, then went off.
Speaker 5: I shot him in the fucking back of his head.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: That is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Kill.
Speaker 5: He scared me really bad. I screaming, squel like a
Speaker 5: little piggy, and I pused that off.
Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, there's okay, so much other this
Speaker 2: is crazy. How does I know so much shit happen,
Speaker 2: something happened that I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1: I know so much stuff happened.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm like kind of weirded out that it
Speaker 2: all just in the blink of an eye just went away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, there was like a bunch of but I
Speaker 2: it was probably all a bunch of gay political stuff. Though,
Speaker 2: to be honest, it was probably very politically gay political gay.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We have were do an awards show recently.
Speaker 1: What was it? Oh, the Golden Globes was I think
Speaker 1: yesterday or two days ago? But which, by the way,
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes always sneaks up on me, because it's
Speaker 1: just always like I always hear about Golden Globe winners
Speaker 1: before I hear about a lead up to the Golden Globe.
Speaker 1: I agree, yeah, you know what I mean. It's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this person won. I'm like, this is happening right now?
Speaker 1: The fuck Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 5: I know that that happened. I know it's in day
Speaker 5: and Tom Holland got revealed to be engaged or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this day in time, holler her, gay, I don't
Speaker 1: know something like that. Oh interesting? And oh is uh
Speaker 1: is with any Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is there any uh any any updates?
Speaker 5: The fact crazy in her d ms too, But he
Speaker 5: actually did make a bunch of like fucking like weirdo
Speaker 5: messages to her, like tweets about her too. What he
Speaker 5: did a long time ago. He made comments about this comment.
Speaker 5: I guess that people brought up and it's like, damn gang, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm trying to help you, brother, but it ain't working.
Speaker 2: I know much more about the situation now because when
Speaker 2: when when When you were describing it on the podcast,
Speaker 2: I was very much in the dark. And then I
Speaker 2: got confused, and uh, I saw a video. I think
Speaker 2: it was deleted. I think deleted covered it. If I
Speaker 2: remember correctly that that kind of it might have been him.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, it wasn't. It was definitely him.
Speaker 2: I know, I know you you were aware of that
Speaker 2: that channel Sween.
Speaker 1: Deleted. I'm sure you're aware of that guy.
Speaker 2: What does he do again? He is a commentary mostly
Speaker 2: in hip hop culture and white guy. Huh, white guy. No,
Speaker 2: it's a black dude, but he's faceless. And then he
Speaker 2: he pitches has avatars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that has the mask. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And anyway, he he broke down the situation and
Speaker 2: then it made it much more clear to me because
Speaker 2: I didn't fully understand or appreciate how weird it actually
Speaker 2: was and how much he was truly trying to manifest it.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't really like it basically the like I know
Speaker 2: that nigga he read the secret or saw the documentary
Speaker 2: or whatever, because like that's what he was.
Speaker 1: Just so just to catch everybody up, we're talking about SHAMIEK. Moore,
Speaker 1: who is the voice of Miles Morales. And it was
Speaker 1: in the last episode that we did he there was
Speaker 1: a whole thing about like the Spider Man, the Spider
Speaker 1: Man tradition of Spider Man actors dating their co stars
Speaker 1: or dating their love interests specifically, so like you know,
Speaker 1: Toby Aguire, dated kirs Uh, Andrew Garfield, data demistone obviously,
Speaker 1: Tom Hollins and Dia Zindia are are engaged. Uh, and
Speaker 1: so he's the only one who has not done it.
Speaker 5: It's funny talk about how Kristen Dunce is so pretty
Speaker 5: in the first movie and then I don't know what
Speaker 5: happens in two and three, Like she ages like nine
Speaker 5: and a half years in that span of time, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, what happened girl?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: Uh, misogynyt first misogynistic cake. Yeah, it took it took
Speaker 1: thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: She's she's still a beautiful woman, but she just see
Speaker 5: ages visibly so much in a way that I feel
Speaker 5: like they don't really I don't think they kind of
Speaker 5: navigate her makeup the way they do. Uh freaking oh, yes,
Speaker 5: she's the seas age. She visibly aged more than Toby
Speaker 5: and freaking Harry did.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with that.
Speaker 2: Watch I have to watch those movies again to I personally,
Speaker 2: I haven't. I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't notice that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I watched one and two recently.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean she I mean I watched those
Speaker 1: movies all the time. I feel like she's just not
Speaker 1: really my type of person, so like, I just I
Speaker 1: don't really I've always thought she was like, okay, you know,
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, this is reasonably like this is
Speaker 1: somebody like who would live live next door to She
Speaker 1: looked like a real person, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: So like, she didn't look like unbelievably hot to me.
Speaker 1: She never looked like that.
Speaker 2: I like that because Mary Jane in the animated series
Speaker 2: was a little bit too sexy.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I think the point is that she's supposed to be
Speaker 5: a battie and then Peter's just getting back.
Speaker 2: He just Peter's pulling batties.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: This nigga is a door. But then they also they
Speaker 2: also they they drew him like he's a fucking he's
Speaker 2: the captain of the football team.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, we're talking about we're talking about the Spider
Speaker 5: Man or not animated Peter Parker. Animated Peter Parker is
Speaker 5: bigger than Spider Man. Yes, we right, years ago big It's.
Speaker 2: Like, what's going on? And then Spider Man is bigger
Speaker 2: than Eddie Brock and Eddie Brock is bigger as Venom,
Speaker 2: but not as Peter Parker.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is it? Why do you have that frame?
Speaker 1: What is going on? It doesn't make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: But part of it he's in high school, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: So he's in high school, and it's like, why you
Speaker 2: built like a linebacker? That's why I always thought, like
Speaker 2: even the way that h Mary Jane was depicted in
Speaker 2: that too, I was just like, this isn't this is
Speaker 2: so ridiculous that this works so much better. Uh, in
Speaker 2: the Sam Raimi version, it just works so much better.
Speaker 2: Sure they look older, but that's what everybody did back
Speaker 2: in the day, high schoolers looked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly. I mean it got better over the years
Speaker 1: because because teenagers. It's because teenagers couldn't act. Because every teenager,
Speaker 1: every teenager that was on TV was in like that.
Speaker 1: Every real teenager that was on TV was on like
Speaker 1: they were on like a fucking Disney Channel show or
Speaker 1: something where they were like where they're acting was like theatrical,
Speaker 1: and just like, you can't fucking act this way.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: It's a good point.
Speaker 1: So I yeah, I mean I like that The Rami
Speaker 1: movies are just full of people who just like look
Speaker 1: like people like nobody in that movie, Nobody in those movies,
Speaker 1: Nobody in those movies looks like a movie star. And
Speaker 1: I think that works for it works for Spider Man specifically. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I also understand.
Speaker 2: I understand as an adult that Toe for Grace even
Speaker 2: though not the best choice, But I still understood that
Speaker 2: the Eddie Brock character makes more sense as someone who
Speaker 2: because if you look at Eddie Brock and the way
Speaker 2: that he's that normally drawn like, it's it's hard to
Speaker 2: feel bad or sorry for him in any capacity because
Speaker 2: he just looks like a scumbag.
Speaker 5: You not supposed to.
Speaker 2: You're basically he is kind of supposed to at least
Speaker 2: understand why he hates fucking Spider Man or Peter Parker,
Speaker 2: you know, like he hates Spider Man, so you at
Speaker 2: least want to like, poor fucking guy man can't get
Speaker 2: a break. But when I look at Eddie Brock and
Speaker 2: every other I'm just like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm more like this.
Speaker 5: I see that because for me, it's like Eddie did
Speaker 5: it to himself. For me, when I was like, oh Eddie,
Speaker 5: he did this himself. It is his fault. I think
Speaker 5: Peter was a little brutal. He asked Peter to not
Speaker 5: do something. He was like, suck my dick.
Speaker 1: Loser, did it any man? Yeah, Peter Parker went up
Speaker 1: there and said, suck my dick loser in cannon. Uh
Speaker 1: and then he and then he sucked him the pretty.
Speaker 2: A webshot. And it's.
Speaker 1: I think Grace works as Eddie Brock. I don't think
Speaker 1: he works his venom because they. I think it's because
Speaker 1: they fucked up the venom really like venom should have
Speaker 1: been venom should have been bigger. It's he shouldn't have
Speaker 1: peeled his face back, You shouldn't have had like to
Speaker 1: fer Grace's voice. Yeah, all sorts of things. But I
Speaker 1: think to for Grace does a good job as as
Speaker 1: a as like that as a like a nega Peter
Speaker 1: in that ye, yes, just that, and that he fits
Speaker 1: he everything else is not a version of Spider Man's world.
Speaker 1: Well yeah right, it's like this guy is He's just
Speaker 1: a sniveling piece of ship.
Speaker 5: To Peter Parker's like trying to be a decent person,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 1: Well, Also imagine imagine for a moment like genuinely, like sincerely,
Speaker 1: like in a modern context, imagine a guy like Eddie
Speaker 1: Brock where he's he's built so stupid and he goes
Speaker 1: to a newspapers like him, I'm trying to be a photographer.
Speaker 1: You really, what the fuck are you talking about? He
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a firefighter? What do you doing?
Speaker 5: Like more or less like he was trying to be
Speaker 5: like what was it he was trying to he was
Speaker 5: supposed to be like like a he was like a
Speaker 5: TMZ kind of nigga, That's what he was.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like no TMZ people are I know.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it should mean, but he's like
Speaker 2: one of the like breaking news. I find a story,
Speaker 2: I figure shu out not a private eye, but like
Speaker 2: along that side for news. If I don't know what
Speaker 2: the word is called, like like a private detective or
Speaker 2: like a not exactly, but the kind of person that
Speaker 2: like breaks like a like a something like a front
Speaker 2: line reporter about things or something like that.
Speaker 5: I'm not getting the right word. I'm probably like mixing
Speaker 5: other stuff. But he's like the kind of guy that
Speaker 5: like breaks really serious stories or he investigates re litory stories,
Speaker 5: and he works for like news outlets, and then it's
Speaker 5: like he wanted to. He's like a fucking juiced uff.
Speaker 5: Clearly roid guy, clearly roid it out. Like in the
Speaker 5: first comic he's in, he's like throwing up eight hundred
Speaker 5: pounds like it's fucking Christmas, And I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, bro, what is the way that Eddie looks is
Speaker 2: he got into it? So he's like Rico. He's like
Speaker 2: Rico and starts the Troopers that joined for pussy, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Rock Like that's the only way
Speaker 2: he gets into photography in any shape or form, because
Speaker 2: it's like, bro, look at you. You are you specialized
Speaker 2: and pushing heavyweight, and you could probably get a decent.
Speaker 1: Career off of that.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, no, I'm going to take pictures
Speaker 2: of fucking dumb shit, Like okay, man, you can't even
Speaker 2: call into small spaces and get up. You can't even
Speaker 2: do things that would make it better for you to
Speaker 2: take photos, and like he would just bend small places
Speaker 2: in a bigger can get it. Yeah, Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I think he works. Yeah, but uh, we're just thinking
Speaker 2: about Tolfer doing the the pleading begging God, like to
Speaker 2: kill dude.
Speaker 5: We did that on New Years We're talking about that.
Speaker 2: How like he went to.
Speaker 5: He went to a house of worship, right, and he
Speaker 5: threw himself in front of the almighty you know, he
Speaker 5: threw himself down on his knees in front of the
Speaker 5: fucking all encompassing universe. And he was like, Yo, don't
Speaker 5: get me a different job, don't save a life, don't
Speaker 5: extend my life, give me riches.
Speaker 1: Kill that dude, take that guy's life.
Speaker 2: And it's like he didn't go to e didn't go
Speaker 2: to some weird satanic bullshit temple or even like you know,
Speaker 2: even though they're like actually atheists and stuff. But he
Speaker 2: just misunderstands. He's like, oh, okay, can uh who do I?
Speaker 2: Who do I summon the How do I summon Baphomet?
Speaker 2: I don't understand how do I do this?
Speaker 1: What makes it funny is that in the context of
Speaker 1: like Marvel proper, he knows there are gods, like four exists,
Speaker 1: they know about aliens, and this guy is so deviates,
Speaker 1: he's so dastardly that he's like, that's a good point, hey,
Speaker 1: Christ of Nazareth, Christ of Nazareth, can you can you
Speaker 1: do me a solid real quick and kill uh?
Speaker 6: This guy?
Speaker 1: Can you kill this probably Jewish boy? Anyway, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do we want to just jump into questions a little
Speaker 1: bit early, since like we're starting a little bit late
Speaker 1: this month, obviously, might as well right jump into Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just kill it. Let's kill it for sure.
Speaker 2: Let's do every single one right now, every.
Speaker 1: Every single question. I'm here there, there's a lot already.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's alretty.
Speaker 5: Stupid, but almost two hundred awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so here's uh, here's a good one.
Speaker 1: RFK Junior getting cocked by Ronald the hamburg and the Hamburglar.
Speaker 1: Oh jesus, it's really unfortunate. That's I like that. I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 5: Universe ham chuckling. Why is sucking your wife is crazy?
Speaker 5: Like all the fucking sauce coming out of pickleball boy,
Speaker 5: his mouth.
Speaker 1: Stop it, stop right now. Get away from Cheryl, Get
Speaker 1: away from her. Oh my god, shut up, you shut up,
Speaker 1: you figure naggots. Now tell me what is your grossest
Speaker 1: or worst experience in workplace?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I have an answer for this. Immediately have some pretty
Speaker 1: bad ones, dude. I was working at Sears. I was
Speaker 1: working at Sears, which, by the way, this is the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five Sears officially gone gone, thank god, which
Speaker 1: is crazy because I thought they were gone ages ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess they were closing while they just fucking
Speaker 5: hemorrhaged on.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, there was a there's a Sears in the
Speaker 1: mally By us where we live that the top floor
Speaker 1: says something something a new experience, a new Sears experience
Speaker 1: coming soon. I guess, not oh death. Yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: uh yeah. So I remember working this twenty twelve, twenty
Speaker 1: thirteen ish. I don't remember exactly when, like like what
Speaker 1: time of year it was, but I remember going into
Speaker 1: the bathroom. It's always the bathroom, of course, it's always
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 7: And just.
Speaker 1: This guy just fighting for his life in there, and
Speaker 1: he just cleared, like I could see as I walked in,
Speaker 1: he missed, like just completely missed, and he was moaning
Speaker 1: like oh no, And I was like, this is not
Speaker 1: my this is not my job. So I just immediately
Speaker 1: I walked away. I just pretended like I didn't see nothing, wait,
Speaker 1: waiting for somebody else to be like, yo, what the
Speaker 1: hell's you see? What's going on in there? I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: what's going on? But that's always such an unfortunate sit
Speaker 1: I think. I thank god every day that I've not
Speaker 1: been in that situation where like I just really have
Speaker 1: to go and I just fuck up everybody's day.
Speaker 5: I literally don't getting being able to shit in a
Speaker 5: place that's not my house gives me like severe anxiety,
Speaker 5: really like I can't.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: It's because I think it's because of the fact that
Speaker 2: that one time I was taking a ship that grouper
Speaker 2: started fighting in a bath for me, and I think
Speaker 2: that should actually traumatize me.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 5: That makes it because I was gonna take a shit
Speaker 5: and like they started fighting, I'm fucking hiding on the
Speaker 5: toilet like crouched down, and they coming in and they're like,
Speaker 5: what are you doing? And I'm like I was trying
Speaker 5: to use the medicum, like you're suspended, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 5: I didn't do nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm okay, I've uh, it's you know, just I
Speaker 2: just make sure just clean the toilet, you know, the
Speaker 2: soap dispenser and then also still put the thing down.
Speaker 2: I just like, you know, but I also don't have
Speaker 2: like ibs and stuff that might like absolutely destroy people.
Speaker 2: So I don't have that experience because I'm like I've
Speaker 2: never been in this situation to where I'm like, if
Speaker 2: I don't go right this second. I like how people
Speaker 2: miss and they just shoot on the fucking wall. Like
Speaker 2: I don't understand that concept because I've never been anywhere
Speaker 2: near that. It's my my my asshole holds.
Speaker 1: True all the time and shout out to being in continent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that sucks. I feel for I feel for
Speaker 2: y'all that have to deal with all that bullshit. But
Speaker 2: I might have told this this before. I worked at
Speaker 2: Albertson's in two five and six and we had a
Speaker 2: ship bandit for a while where he would come in there,
Speaker 2: uh shit on like uh, the the toilet covers, the
Speaker 2: seat covers, and then he would just smear it all
Speaker 2: over the walls and ship. He would just deck. It
Speaker 2: would happen a random Sunday like it would it would
Speaker 2: be Sundays and uh.
Speaker 1: So crazy, like every Sunday you're on edge.
Speaker 2: I caught I think I caught the guy so picture
Speaker 2: he was across. So there was a w c W
Speaker 2: wrestler named Raven. Uh the way that he dresses. He
Speaker 2: dressed like Raven, but he had the face of Davy Havoc,
Speaker 2: the lead singer of afi and because there was a
Speaker 2: guy that kind of rushed out of the bathroom one
Speaker 2: night and I saw that guy and then when I
Speaker 2: looked in the bath it was just ship on the thing,
Speaker 2: like as if he was about to do it, but
Speaker 2: he like felt the presence of he's gonna get exposed,
Speaker 2: and he darted out of there, and he I would
Speaker 2: have caught him because I was on my way, and
Speaker 2: I was like what.
Speaker 1: I never saw him again, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck, man, why why did you do that?
Speaker 2: The thing is when he looked at me too, he
Speaker 2: looked pretty like normal, excuse me, like kind of a.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like you piece of ship, he's a
Speaker 1: what a psychopath?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I wish aren't people. I would love to
Speaker 2: run into him and be like, I guess it didn't
Speaker 2: really matter because I, uh, that was not my job
Speaker 2: to clean that shut up right. I was not a janitor.
Speaker 2: Poor fucking bas poor Paco, and I had to fucking
Speaker 2: do his thing. That Starbucks there was.
Speaker 5: It's really sad. There was a guy that he had
Speaker 5: a clearly had I think he was what was it
Speaker 5: called paraplegic and he came in and you can tell
Speaker 5: when he left the bathroom. He's just kind of looked
Speaker 5: like nervous, like kind of looking around a lot. And
Speaker 5: I went in there and it was a ship like
Speaker 5: everywhere on the ceiling, like on the ceiling.
Speaker 1: I was like, how did he just what ceiling?
Speaker 5: How did you do this?
Speaker 1: Sir?
Speaker 5: Like what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1: That is crazy? I can't that, I really can't.
Speaker 2: And when the.
Speaker 5: Manager tried to tell me, like us to clean it,
Speaker 5: and he's like, you guys wanted to us clean, I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm not cleaning. No, I didn't even like
Speaker 5: I didn't even entertain it. Like it was like, so
Speaker 5: you have to clean that kings And I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm not doing that. Man, I would have dude, I know.
Speaker 1: It's so the degree the swiftness by which I would
Speaker 1: have quit on the spot is crazy.
Speaker 5: Like it didn't even it didn't even penetrate me.
Speaker 1: It was like, you got to clean it. I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: And that's like cal has Matt, like we have a
Speaker 5: group of people for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 5: Might it might get you in trouble, it might take
Speaker 5: that out of your paycheck, but also like suck a dick,
Speaker 5: I'm not cleaning that, like I just like, I'm dude,
Speaker 5: I I'm very much. When I was working especially, I
Speaker 5: was like very much like if someone told me to
Speaker 5: do something, I would like I would clean the gut
Speaker 5: like I would clean the gutters with the milk work
Speaker 5: while was I would do the dishes, I would do
Speaker 5: what's the job, right that you obviously have to clean
Speaker 5: the floor for the most part to make it look presentable.
Speaker 2: I'll do that.
Speaker 5: But as soon as you tell me to deal with waste,
Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, I'm not getting paid enough to do that.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you're not. That is not in your job description.
Speaker 2: It's not I'll make coffee, ye make your coffee. I'll
Speaker 2: carry the milks, I'll bring things places, I'll talk to
Speaker 2: the i'll serve the customer. I'm not cleaning up shit.
Speaker 2: You can kill yourself, dude.
Speaker 1: The amount of the amount of times that like they
Speaker 1: you were hired for a specific thing, like whenever you're
Speaker 1: working in retail or food service, it's crazy how much
Speaker 1: like you're hired for a specific thing and then they'll
Speaker 1: just stretch that as much as they possibly. It's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: go do this fucking other thing. That you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to do that. We that is an entirely separate job,
Speaker 1: but we don't feel like paying for right, And it's
Speaker 1: just like, motherfucker, Like no, I like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean I have to? Like what do you mean I
Speaker 1: have to drive the fucking truck from one location to another?
Speaker 1: Like I'm not doing that? Are you insane? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't drive a fucking semi What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It's I don't know, man, Yeah, that shit really infuriating,
Speaker 1: But especially when it involves like literal just toxic environments
Speaker 1: like that or like you could get sick, yeah, just handling,
Speaker 1: like call the hazmat team.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for people that were coerced into doing it,
Speaker 2: you know, Like, yeah, there was a one of our
Speaker 2: workers who was like the best worker there in Albertson's.
Speaker 1: I think he either did it once.
Speaker 2: Or he was about to because he was so like,
Speaker 2: uh like I get you know, he just he was
Speaker 2: such a pushover and such an honor roll student kind
Speaker 2: of guy.
Speaker 1: And and I was like, fuck that, David. I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you what the dude?
Speaker 2: We bad groceries put go backs and collect cards.
Speaker 1: That's it, Like what are you fucking doing dude? I
Speaker 1: I did some of that stuff for sure, because I
Speaker 1: just I there was there was a line though, for sure,
Speaker 1: like I definitely did. Like I remember they did try
Speaker 1: to get me to clean up the bathrooms. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking doing that. You like, no, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: In fact, I would easily like if they're like either
Speaker 2: that or quit, I would just laugh and piss all
Speaker 2: over the floor as I'm leaving, I.
Speaker 1: Would add, I would add to the I would in
Speaker 1: fact ship more.
Speaker 5: I could piss this toilet, so make a piss ship smoothie.
Speaker 2: I leave it there. I wish I was a monster
Speaker 2: like that where I could just ship, like for Spie.
Speaker 2: I can't do spikee ships.
Speaker 1: Man. I could probably piss. I can spite pissed, though
Speaker 1: I'm sure I could do that. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't ship when I'm upset, so I can't. It's
Speaker 2: an interesting I'm upset.
Speaker 1: Remember Amber heard?
Speaker 2: Remember Amber heard that that ship? Yeah that was wild that,
Speaker 2: Like you hated that dude so much? You're like, all right, dude,
Speaker 2: that's that's hate, man, That that is that is a hate.
Speaker 2: That is a hate that I've never experienced, and and
Speaker 2: and I'm low key jealous because that is an emotion.
Speaker 2: That is something that I feel like. It is the
Speaker 2: human ex experience that I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: people will never experience. That's that that level of anger.
Speaker 1: You're like, you know what you bad?
Speaker 5: I'm choking you?
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why Johnny beat her up too.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that is like you should have you know.
Speaker 2: And he's like all all drunken ship slapping her up.
Speaker 5: He's laps and she can't know where to stop blocking
Speaker 5: because she's sucking all drunk and loopy. He's like, where
Speaker 5: the fuck is it coming from? I don't know where He's.
Speaker 1: A should move on to the next one. Yeah, boomer locust,
Speaker 1: but with a whip yelling the N word roded. That
Speaker 1: is fucking insane. So a locust like from Gears, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it has to be that is specifically seventy years old
Speaker 1: with a whip.
Speaker 2: Whip. I guess that's what we have to say, or
Speaker 2: what do you say?
Speaker 1: Crack boom? He's he would be I guess he would
Speaker 1: be a cracker.
Speaker 2: He would have to be a cracker, yeah, because yeah,
Speaker 2: he says what the things right?
Speaker 1: Because he well, he cracks the whip. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 1: he's a cracker. We got crackers. We got crackers on
Speaker 1: the riots.
Speaker 2: They're just really fucking white dude. Yeah, well they're all pale,
Speaker 2: but this was just a little bit per he is,
Speaker 2: he's glowing.
Speaker 1: We got crackers, got crackers of a hair? Whoa let
Speaker 1: me who I can't do that ship my throat.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he says, what's up sweety Derek and the man
Speaker 1: who killed Jimmy Hoffa. Hey, listen, relax, he says, before
Speaker 1: I started, I wanted to thank you for the hip
Speaker 1: hop and PS two recommendations. Backstreet Freestyles become my favorite
Speaker 1: Kendrick song. And MGS two is fucking sick. Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Let's go. I'm such an MGS two true truth or
Speaker 1: it's crazy? My I love that. My question is My
Speaker 1: question is this. I recently moved across the country, leaving
Speaker 1: my family behind. In fact, I don't speak to them.
Speaker 1: I don't speak to them at all anymore. What advice,
Speaker 1: Fire Fire, What advice do you have for establishing a
Speaker 1: life in another state. It's a little bit difficult for
Speaker 1: me to give advice on this because I actually like
Speaker 1: I brought like I brought some of it with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I start I didn't necessarily start from scratch.
Speaker 2: I've lived in a couple of different states. I don't
Speaker 2: know how, so I don't know how dating apps are anymore.
Speaker 2: But I actually, dude, I networked through There's probably better
Speaker 2: things now, I don't know, but I networked through the
Speaker 2: like what was it called, okay Cupid? Uh, tender wasn't
Speaker 2: a thing yet, but like I would because there would
Speaker 2: just be you know, like, oh it would two birds
Speaker 2: one stone. You might hang out with the cool ass
Speaker 2: chick and something might but then also you meet her
Speaker 2: people if they're like minded. It like it actually really
Speaker 2: helped me establish relationships in in uh, particularly when I
Speaker 2: was in Arizona.
Speaker 1: That was actually really dope. So there's probably something that's better. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what a friend of mine was
Speaker 1: explaining to me, like, because I I had recently caught
Speaker 1: up with a friend of mine that I haven't talked
Speaker 1: to you in ages, Like he moved to like Montana
Speaker 1: a long time. I jesus, uh, and uh, it's like
Speaker 1: Missula specifically, which is apparently very nice. But he was
Speaker 1: telling me it's like, yeah, I like he left and
Speaker 1: started completely from scratch because I ain't nobody from New
Speaker 1: York going to Montana and you know, like it's it's
Speaker 1: completely like, uh, that's a completely fresh start if there
Speaker 1: ever was one, and so he was. He said he
Speaker 1: would look for specifically, he would go on like like Facebook,
Speaker 1: Marketplace and these places that were like offering it and
Speaker 1: so like, okay, like I'm into music and video games
Speaker 1: and movies, so let me look for let me see
Speaker 1: like what can I get from actual people that are
Speaker 1: around me and like in my area. It's like okay,
Speaker 1: nostalgic like like an old ass video game arcade cabinet,
Speaker 1: or it's like okay, let me go go to the
Speaker 1: go pick this thing up, strike up a conversation. Chances
Speaker 1: are there's some pretty overlapped interest there that would lead
Speaker 1: them into different social circles. And the same thing with
Speaker 1: like old old movies and stuff like that. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you got like movie memorabilia from this thing, Like, chances
Speaker 1: are you're into the stuff that I'm into. And then
Speaker 1: they would strike up relationships through that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: like oh, you have a sick guitar that I want
Speaker 1: and you're like within two miles of me, Let me go,
Speaker 1: I'll pick up the guitar, chat chat about music. Start
Speaker 1: start that way. That's apparently like a pretty decent way
Speaker 1: to like get to know people in an area, especially
Speaker 1: if you're new. Yeah, I just finding these things that
Speaker 1: are like very cific and hyper specific to you that
Speaker 1: like might also be around you. That's that works. I
Speaker 1: think I've never done that myself, but I could see
Speaker 1: that working fairly well.
Speaker 5: Work is a cheat code for it.
Speaker 1: Man, well work the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if if you don't, if you can't make work friends,
Speaker 2: then you suck.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, if you're literally are suffering
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 5: Like if you can't literally you have the most genuine
Speaker 5: formal commanderie like you guys are all slaves to the
Speaker 5: corporate machine.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you should be able to find commoderie with
Speaker 2: your foot.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, if you can't, it's one thing if you
Speaker 1: want to or not, like because I definitely, like I
Speaker 1: had I I was working at Series and I had
Speaker 1: no interest in it's And it's definitely.
Speaker 2: If you can't, not that you didn't want to, because
Speaker 2: there I have worked jobs or I absolutely kept no
Speaker 2: contact with any It was just work.
Speaker 1: We're cordial.
Speaker 2: And then once I was gone, I literally talked to
Speaker 2: absolutely none of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, niggas, I don't talk to y'all exactly over.
Speaker 1: The yo, me kick said. So we went, we went
Speaker 1: out to uh to Barty's beaery kind of recently, like
Speaker 1: a little bit before I got sick. I'm not blaming
Speaker 1: you or anything, but wasn't suspicious suspicious? Why am I
Speaker 1: not sick? Why do I never get sick? Maybe because
Speaker 1: like all the sick was on uh, it was on you,
Speaker 1: but you didn't inhale it somehow, I don't know whatever
Speaker 1: wasn't breathing. That makes sense. You sat you sat right
Speaker 1: next to me. I don't know, you sat right next
Speaker 1: to it makes sense. And so but dude, do you remember,
Speaker 1: like so we went to Party's beatery and I ordered
Speaker 1: I ordered like a like a fried chicken club and
Speaker 1: then a mozzarella steaks and I I got an empty
Speaker 1: mozzarella stick. But I naked, not naked, I guess, only
Speaker 1: the clothes of it. Dude. I bit into it and
Speaker 1: there was no cheese inside. It was just the fucking
Speaker 1: it was sickness.
Speaker 2: It was they put flu.
Speaker 1: That's what it was maybe maybe it was just a
Speaker 1: flu motz relstick and that's why, that's what that's what
Speaker 1: did mean more flew right fucking now. But it got
Speaker 1: me confused because I was like, I guess I just
Speaker 1: don't understand how mots of relisticks they make him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that is because a confusing thing, like why
Speaker 2: is it solid but there's nothing in it?
Speaker 1: Dude? It blew my vibe. I think I showed the
Speaker 1: kicks that he was.
Speaker 2: How can it be solid and liquid?
Speaker 1: Oh? I saw your mouth moving and I didn't hear you,
Speaker 1: and I thought he might have been muted. Don't funk
Speaker 1: with me, don't do don't do this. It's an audio nightmare, dude.
Speaker 1: It's already it already feels weird getting used to doing
Speaker 1: something like this without without live switching. I'm so used
Speaker 1: to like live switching the camera computer. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: need like a I need like a fidget toy, like
Speaker 1: whenever we're doing this live or whenever we're doing this remotely.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I don't know, Like you could
Speaker 1: try this that Facebook marketplace then that seems to have
Speaker 1: worked really well for him, Like you made a lot
Speaker 1: of friends, just like looking for certain things that were
Speaker 1: like hyper specific to his interests that might have also
Speaker 1: been shared by other people. Uh, that's I've never tried
Speaker 1: that myself. It seems to work though, But that's the
Speaker 1: best advice I can give. Like, I don't know, work
Speaker 1: is obviously a cheat code there too.
Speaker 2: How do you make friends as a growing adult? Like,
Speaker 2: imagine us having to make friends again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really have no concept.
Speaker 2: To me, it's always here's one thing, Like a lot
Speaker 2: of times I don't want to talk, to bebele but
Speaker 2: people can't help but fucking talk even when you have
Speaker 2: so I had my fucking earbuds clearly on. I'm in
Speaker 2: Walmart and this fucking guy I'm by the pork right,
Speaker 2: and he's like, looks over to me.
Speaker 1: The trick is to find he says this, as if
Speaker 1: this is like a Skyrim if you see it literally literally, this.
Speaker 2: Guy says something like as if the as if everyone
Speaker 2: knows about the dates, right, you try to when you
Speaker 2: be get an item, you wanted to be the latest date.
Speaker 1: And he's like, the trick is to.
Speaker 2: Find the one with the latest date, you know, the trick?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, man, I was like, are
Speaker 2: you but I'm just being nice, and then this guy
Speaker 2: seems so grateful because he was like, oh, like there's
Speaker 2: a ten, there's a nine. And then I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's some twelves in this world right here.
Speaker 1: It's like oh yeah, oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 2: Like this guy he just needed someone to need over exactly.
Speaker 2: And this happens so often of people wherever the fuck,
Speaker 2: Like I get into these conversations. I always had to
Speaker 2: take my headphones off because I'm like, bro, how do
Speaker 2: you not the trick? How do you get the trick?
Speaker 1: I can't get over. It's like the trick is to
Speaker 1: only cross when the the lightest. It's like it that way.
Speaker 5: This happened to me all the time. Chris has noticed it.
Speaker 5: People just fucking talk to me. People just are drawn
Speaker 5: to me for some reason.
Speaker 1: I'm like why. I actually, I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: noticed it.
Speaker 5: We went we went out before, people just talking to me,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, what the is going on?
Speaker 1: Have they?
Speaker 5: But I was one time he went to freaking We
Speaker 5: were going down at Chipotle. I remember We're just walking
Speaker 5: and some lady was like hey, and I was like, what, bitch,
Speaker 5: what do you want?
Speaker 2: I can rob you?
Speaker 1: Oh I do remember that steal from you. I am
Speaker 1: huge and much bigger. I can hurt you need to.
Speaker 1: You need to summon that fucking police sketch and then
Speaker 1: people stop talking to you. Stop Yo, that's crazy. You
Speaker 1: just turn it. You turned into you do like a
Speaker 1: large marge like claymation, Like you turned into that character. Bro.
Speaker 2: You know, I just thought about it too when I
Speaker 2: when that fucking guy talked to me. Not only I
Speaker 2: had a beanie on, my hood on, my sunglasses, a
Speaker 2: fucking mask on, and earbuds like I didn't have my
Speaker 2: hoodie on, sorry, but like I had. I was completely
Speaker 2: like I look like I'm about to kill people or something,
Speaker 2: because no one's really wearing mask anymore. So like I'm
Speaker 2: in the fucking grocery store with probably one of the
Speaker 2: fucking out of one hundred people or two hundred people,
Speaker 2: I'm one of them.
Speaker 1: Wearing a mask. Is you a mask?
Speaker 5: U when you go shopping everything?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well in this season, like normally, I like say,
Speaker 2: during the summer, I don't give a fuck whatever, but
Speaker 2: like now that everybody's getting fucking shick and coughing everywhere,
Speaker 2: Like the last time I went accidentally, I went to
Speaker 2: the store. I was a smart and final and this
Speaker 2: fucking little Asian kid just was it. I need to
Speaker 2: be in this aisle and this motherfucker was walking up
Speaker 2: and down, coughing like crazy, and I just held my breath,
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 1: Gotta get the fuck up and down.
Speaker 2: He was just running around like a fucking kid, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, Dad, please say this.
Speaker 1: Dad.
Speaker 2: You can tell he's just done. He was one of
Speaker 2: those He's done today. Whatever happened to that day, he
Speaker 2: was done. And you can give a fuck about his
Speaker 2: kid doing anything.
Speaker 5: He woke up and his wife was arguing him. As
Speaker 5: soon as he woke up. On the wake up, she's
Speaker 5: already yawing him, and it's like, come on, I just
Speaker 5: woke up. I was that with Jalen and some friends
Speaker 5: of mine and we were were walking. We were just
Speaker 5: like I think I don't remember exactly when it was
Speaker 5: around Christmas time. We were walking around, going to like
Speaker 5: we were circling different bars. We went to a cigar
Speaker 5: lounge and like smoked a little bit, but we we
Speaker 5: ran into these people where we were just walking. We
Speaker 5: were walking down the street. We were talking about like money.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what the hell we were talking about.
Speaker 5: But then these two people were like, oh yeah, there's
Speaker 5: a gambling ring down the down the road man, and
Speaker 5: we were like oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know why, I don't know why you.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you were listening to us while
Speaker 1: we were walking, and then just decided to jump into
Speaker 1: the conversation and they were like, yeah, man, you go
Speaker 1: down there. And then they were they kept giving wrong directions.
Speaker 1: They were like, it's make a left at the bridge,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, it's a right at the bridge.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh yeah, yeah, they were right, it is
Speaker 1: a right at the bridge. We were just like oh
Speaker 1: my god. And we just were walking. It's a long
Speaker 1: stretch of like you know, sidewalk, and we were just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we gotta walk this this entire thing
Speaker 1: and hopefully like when we crossed they leave, and they
Speaker 1: just didn't. They kept going with us. But I'll never
Speaker 1: forget it because they were like, you know, my name's Chino,
Speaker 1: this is danger. Nope. Yeah, it's like yeah, so like
Speaker 1: my name is Chino, this is danger. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: just come on come on down later on if you
Speaker 1: want to gamble, and remember to tell them that Chino
Speaker 1: and Danger sent you definitely, but not but don't say
Speaker 1: but say girl danger because there's the girl's name was danger,
Speaker 1: but like you have to say girl, you have to
Speaker 1: clarify the girl dangerous. I was just like, yeah, sure, man,
Speaker 1: no problem.
Speaker 2: I usually don't meet women that stupid that were like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a dumb nickname.
Speaker 1: I usually don't. Usually it's it's some stupid guy, Oh
Speaker 1: my name is Spider, and I'm like, oh, okay, name
Speaker 1: draft dude. It was the funniest. It was the funny
Speaker 1: stitt because Jaalen was entertaining it, Like Jaylen. Jal's the
Speaker 1: kind of guy that like he accepts the side quests
Speaker 1: all the time, so he like he's like he's always like, hey,
Speaker 1: we should maybe should check this place out. He's like
Speaker 1: that's okay man. But but so he's talking about and
Speaker 1: then like I'm just paying attention in case like something
Speaker 1: goes crazy. So I'm just like I'm really like locked in.
Speaker 1: And then behind us, as this conversation is ensuing us,
Speaker 1: Jalen's like talking to these two people like there's I
Speaker 1: just hear like like really intense shuffling, like somebody like
Speaker 1: dragging a leg. And it's just this guy limping slowly
Speaker 1: behind us, but he's very loud about it, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, yo, what is going on? Like what like
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I feel like I'm on a
Speaker 1: high alert right now. And it was just this strangest
Speaker 1: fucking exper and then that guy eventually like peer off
Speaker 1: and turned away.
Speaker 5: You were having a mega anxiety attack pretty much.
Speaker 2: I wasn't stay away from Danger, girl Danger, the girl
Speaker 2: Danger specifically, stay away from her.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: It was just such a weird and right like Chino
Speaker 1: and Danger such memorable fucking like comedy. It was like
Speaker 1: it was like the new Cheech and Gen or something exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like Gino and Danger. Like it felt like a
Speaker 1: like an act.
Speaker 2: It was like it was Danger and this is Jash
Speaker 2: and Chino and Danger go to the casino white Castle,
Speaker 2: go to what's the new burger joint? Now, what's what's
Speaker 2: the the habit the habit? Go to the habit Uh
Speaker 2: shake shack?
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: And Danger, Chino and girl Danger go to shake shack.
Speaker 2: Film it film now who's gonna option that. If there's
Speaker 2: any uh any producers watching the start listening to us.
Speaker 1: Hit us up. We got stories. We almost went. We
Speaker 1: almost went to it to what Oh yeah, they were
Speaker 1: telling us about and they were telling us like, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a red Gate. Don't go to the red Gate.
Speaker 1: Go to the black Gate and they'll let you in.
Speaker 1: And I was like, there's a gate. I'm not going there.
Speaker 2: There's some weird shit happening there. I would have been
Speaker 2: if I was twenty years old, I would have went.
Speaker 1: Twenty one.
Speaker 2: I guess you probably have to be twenty one. But
Speaker 2: if I was just like early twenties, I would did it.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, if I was twenty three, twenty four, I
Speaker 2: would have gone. But like I'm thirty one, Like now,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm not trying to know. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to end up in a fucking cision where it's like
Speaker 2: two am and I'm gambling on. You're fucking You're like
Speaker 2: mixed up with You're mixed up with like like a
Speaker 2: dragon shit going on. You're like California yacht, like get here.
Speaker 2: The California chapter of the Yaku says is not something
Speaker 2: to be trifled. You ever, know, man, I think like
Speaker 2: I think the Yakus will have something to do with
Speaker 2: the little Tokyo because why do I why is there
Speaker 2: a dress code in they're fucking that arcade in that mall,
Speaker 2: that little mall.
Speaker 1: Like to me, that's like that, it is weird something that,
Speaker 1: like I feel like mob shit would do.
Speaker 2: Nah, pull your fucking pants up here, you know, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Fucking I don't. I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 2: Ship. Hey, suck my dick twice so Tuesday, Eh, fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: I pissed.
Speaker 1: He's a little funny, you know. Okay, So here's a
Speaker 1: good here's a good question. I feel like I've seen
Speaker 1: this question around. I don't know if we've I'm sure
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before or like our feelings on this,
Speaker 1: but like big jor big ugly Jordan Rode, he says, hello,
Speaker 1: arbiter spawn and President Keith David. Wait, Who's I don't
Speaker 1: know who? I don't know and I'll be spawn whatever whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm arbiter, I guess. But like, that's this
Speaker 1: is redundant. What are your anti what are your anti
Speaker 1: resolutions for the year in other words, what do you
Speaker 1: pledge not to change at all or even double down on? Now,
Speaker 1: broadly speaking, the concept of New Year's resolutions like, I
Speaker 1: don't really like I just don't. It's too easy to me.
Speaker 1: It's just like, if you want to do something, to
Speaker 1: do it, I don't. I don't know why. He's like,
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people are like, I'll
Speaker 1: wait for the New Year to do something good, and
Speaker 1: it's just like, just fucking wait, I'll wait for January
Speaker 1: to start working out. You know, I've seen that a lot,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, just start working out. Just do it.
Speaker 1: If you want to do it, do it. But an
Speaker 1: anti resolution, I think is an interesting idea. So like,
Speaker 1: just what do you want to double down on.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna be stopped being respectful all like period.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna embrace my worst instincts.
Speaker 2: Well see, that's kind of like resolution ship, where you're
Speaker 2: you're saying you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Gonna stopping what are you gonna continue doing?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be more of an asshole, I'm gonna be
Speaker 5: more fair, I'm gonna beat my wife more, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: fucking I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the worst
Speaker 5: berson of myself.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm really proud of myself.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: Everybody. There's so many people like I want to be better, Like, no,
Speaker 2: might not be worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. Yeah, it's a good question.
Speaker 2: What am I gonna What am I definitely gonna do?
Speaker 2: I don't know, probably be lazy. That's that's one thing
Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be. There's always gonna be an
Speaker 2: aspect aspect of my laziness that I'm not gonna thwart.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to not be lazy in certain areas,
Speaker 2: but I can't. I am to me to be this
Speaker 2: fucking I'm just being an online creator. Like really fucked
Speaker 2: my hustle up, man, like I I used to. I
Speaker 2: used to hustle way more when I felt like, I
Speaker 2: really like you when you feel like you need to
Speaker 2: do ship like I admire the people that they don't
Speaker 2: really need to fucking go hard in the painting morm
Speaker 2: to still do. Like in ways of the I'm juggling
Speaker 2: fucking three YouTube channels, I have fucking six podcasts, and
Speaker 2: I do this and I'm like Jesus Christ and I'm
Speaker 2: having trouble doing like just one of each.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to, like if you're if you're lazy,
Speaker 1: or if you have like a lazy personality, like you
Speaker 1: gotta like find an area to pile it all in
Speaker 1: because you can't get rid of it. You gotta like
Speaker 1: figure out It's like, okay, like where's my laziness gonna
Speaker 1: be probably cooking for me? It's cooking. I like that,
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm you know, I I'll make myself eggs
Speaker 1: and I won't even season them. That's that's because I'm
Speaker 1: just like whatever, Like that's too much lazy. Who can say?
Speaker 2: I feel like the cooking is so much more work
Speaker 2: than just picking up some salt and pepper and throwing
Speaker 2: it off there.
Speaker 1: Now, it's just like you break an egg, you mix it,
Speaker 1: you throw it in a pan, you heat it up,
Speaker 1: you eat it. Like like what am I gonna open up?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into my cabinets now, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like because eggs, eggs by themselves, like they're not like whatever,
Speaker 1: Like they're they're completely inoffensive, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like do you put anything in your oatmeal? No?
Speaker 2: No, not supposed to?
Speaker 1: Well I have, well I use specifically, like I have
Speaker 1: brown sugar oatmeal, so like maybe, but I don't put
Speaker 1: anything into it, like I makes but that's that's specifically
Speaker 1: better if you sweeten it up. I think that's all
Speaker 1: you really need, just a little bit. But dude, even
Speaker 1: a salad, like I'll eat salads dry man, You're like,
Speaker 1: I just don't. Guys, are You're like a rabbit, You're
Speaker 1: just a fucking You're just I eat things as they
Speaker 1: are generally speaking, Like I just I can't like if
Speaker 1: it if it's just me, if I'm just if I'm
Speaker 1: just cooking for me, Like I can't find it in
Speaker 1: myself to like put effort into it because I just
Speaker 1: like the point of this really is to just sustain
Speaker 1: me and to like keep me alive.
Speaker 2: So it's just like whatever you're doing, you know, it's
Speaker 2: such a weird balance because a truly lazy person wouldn't
Speaker 2: even cook.
Speaker 1: That's what's so crazy to me.
Speaker 2: To me, it's like, if you're already cooking, might as
Speaker 2: well just throw a little season on it, make it
Speaker 2: taste really fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: It's it's barely cooking though, It's it's it's just taking
Speaker 1: something and making it hot.
Speaker 2: Until it's ready to eat. That's even like you know
Speaker 2: what I had for breakfast, I'm not like I had
Speaker 2: eggo waffle. I'm not because I didn't want to do ship,
Speaker 2: so I I just threw it in the toaster and
Speaker 2: then with dunk. You know, you press the thing to
Speaker 2: me like waiting for my burner to beat up and shit,
Speaker 2: because I don't have fire right burners. I have the
Speaker 2: stupid hot the electrical bullshit, so I gotta wait for it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck all that.
Speaker 1: The toasters, it's ready in a minute.
Speaker 2: And then paper plates so I don't have to wash
Speaker 2: the dishes, you know, excellent ship, that's great. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: actually every week I'm cooking now, I make I make
Speaker 2: beans from scratch.
Speaker 1: I bought a crop.
Speaker 2: Beans out of nothing.
Speaker 1: You had, like conjured beans, Skyrim, it's a Skyrim spelled
Speaker 1: conjured conjured.
Speaker 5: Be conter beans and beans and werewolves.
Speaker 1: It can't it can only be both.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's both. You gotta re you gotta moderate your power.
Speaker 1: Beans and where you know I'm playing Skyrim right now.
Speaker 1: You of course you are. But dude, like so, I've
Speaker 1: never actually played any of the DLC for Skyrim. I've
Speaker 1: never done. I've never done what. I just got to
Speaker 1: sal Stein for the first time.
Speaker 2: That place is you never fucking spermed on that fucking vampires?
Speaker 1: Man, damn no fucking what's your name?
Speaker 2: Leara?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I forget her name. It's
Speaker 2: been too many years. But you know that bad either,
Speaker 2: Lena like that? Yeah, that sounds right, something like that.
Speaker 1: So I only ever played I mean I might have
Speaker 1: dabbled in it, like when it was like new New,
Speaker 1: but like I didn't. I didn't really, so like this
Speaker 1: is the first time that I'm playing through it. Like actually,
Speaker 1: like I just got to Soul Sime. I'm level twelve
Speaker 1: and Soul time, I need to leave.
Speaker 2: What are you doing there?
Speaker 1: Because my goal, my goal was okay, listen, I know
Speaker 1: I always get the urge to replace Skyrim. But what
Speaker 1: happens is I always go through like the parts that
Speaker 1: I remember, and then I just kind of get bored
Speaker 1: of it because it's just like I know where this
Speaker 1: is going. I know I gotta go, I know I
Speaker 1: gotta go talk to this and I go, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I get bored. So like my goal
Speaker 1: was okay, so this time I'm gonna do the bare
Speaker 1: minimum stuff. I'm gonna go to White Run, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get the shout from the fucking Graybeards
Speaker 1: on High rockcard. But then after that, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do shit. I'm only gonna do the things that I
Speaker 1: don't remember or haven't done.
Speaker 2: Have you been a Dark Brotherhood?
Speaker 1: I did the Dark Brotherhood. Yeah, that was like the
Speaker 1: first That was my first play through was the Dark Brotherhood.
Speaker 2: It was sick.
Speaker 1: Did the High School of Thematic School, the Magic School?
Speaker 1: The Magic School? I did, but I didn't do I
Speaker 1: didn't do any of the I didn't do the Thieves Guild.
Speaker 1: I didn't do I didn't do Nightingales. I didn't do
Speaker 1: the Companions. I didn't do any of the dalc like anything. No,
Speaker 1: I for real think I did everything in Skyrim like
Speaker 1: I had. I believe you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've I've probably at this point, I've done everything.
Speaker 2: I can't think of a I've I if I if
Speaker 2: I beat the main Quest again, uh, I know I
Speaker 2: would have to side with the Imperial because the last time,
Speaker 2: because I did storm Cloaks, Imperial storm Cloaks and out
Speaker 2: of the New Imperios.
Speaker 1: So I've done it. Three.
Speaker 2: Basically this would be the fourth time, you know, like
Speaker 2: I've done other things way more than obviously doing that,
Speaker 2: But so I just I just remember that for some reason,
Speaker 2: I remember that specifically, but I keep getting the urge
Speaker 2: and I keep shutting it down because it's just I
Speaker 2: have so much other ship.
Speaker 5: My favorite thing to do is I would go inside
Speaker 5: of the place where that's the ram head. I think it's,
Speaker 5: uh the rams head the icon of where it's at.
Speaker 1: Oh uh, it's either yeah, maybe I don't remember, and
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: Have summon unbound Dad and leave someone unbound and make
Speaker 2: it everybody else's problem.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, it's it's kind of cool because
Speaker 1: I'm running in the ship that I don't remember. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I ran into like a like a gaggle of fucking zombies,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, there's zombies in this? Were there always
Speaker 1: zombies in this? I don't I don't remember zombies in
Speaker 1: my initial play through Skyrim at all?
Speaker 2: Did you run into the cows that are pretty much brains?
Speaker 1: And the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 5: No, No, cows that are brains pretty much?
Speaker 1: Well, I left soul Simon already, like I I got
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm clearly under level for this.
Speaker 1: I ran into a fucking Spriggan that raped me, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: if I can't handle a fucking Spriggid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, plenty of so many good moments.
Speaker 1: It's good. Still like it. I'm gonna mod it to
Speaker 1: ship though, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw on some uh.
Speaker 1: I wanna I want to ruin the vibe of it
Speaker 1: in some way, like I want to make it like
Speaker 1: a desert. Make sure you're.
Speaker 2: Make sure you're fucking uh yeah, like a lot of Marlwin.
Speaker 2: Make it look like this fucking dirty and gross. Yeah,
Speaker 2: make sure you're the spiders are Spider Man.
Speaker 1: That's that's all. That's like standard for me. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a classic one. Yeah, that's the state.
Speaker 2: I always make sure that it's so stupid. They're all like,
Speaker 2: whoever voiced it to I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah, I see it, Spider Man. It
Speaker 1: looks so stupid. I love that it's specifically the p
Speaker 1: S two like Xbox model from Spider Man two that
Speaker 1: they're using. Love it so funny. I love when they
Speaker 1: sit up like you kill him and they fall over
Speaker 1: and it's a spider Man with his tummy exposed, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is happening. My favorite one,
Speaker 1: the one that I remember most was like the Dragons
Speaker 1: that ther Yeah, yeah, so good. Great ships.
Speaker 2: Sky's the Limit, Ye, Sky's the rinnitte.
Speaker 1: W W's on what you call it now? It's on
Speaker 1: it's on Netflix now. Oh yeah, I watched it.
Speaker 2: I actually I was cooking dinner, so like I'm actually
Speaker 2: cooking now, and oh did you see everybody booing hul
Speaker 2: Cogan at the thame?
Speaker 1: That good? And that was so nice?
Speaker 5: That was so they didn't boot Undertaker, which makes me
Speaker 5: a little upset, but also understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they.
Speaker 2: I think people kind of they they didn't see that.
Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't see that. It was a
Speaker 2: very like bullshit TikTok esque like endorsement them and Cane.
Speaker 2: It was. It wasn't like the way Hulk Hogan was
Speaker 2: running around everywhere fucking saying like dumb racist ship.
Speaker 1: Too and he's I don't know, he's cooked.
Speaker 5: So actually while he was there, they were like turning.
Speaker 5: Somebody would have shot him in the back of the head.
Speaker 2: Would John would have went on brother my brains on.
Speaker 1: The floor and oh yeah, fucking Alex Jones on Ozepic. Also, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like super frail now and it's very it's very weird.
Speaker 2: Oh David Dobra came back. That's oh my god, did
Speaker 2: you see that bullshit?
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 2: Looks like an AI It looked it looked fake. I
Speaker 2: fucking hate it's so mocked up. Professional lighting angle Like
Speaker 2: it is such a stupid It's like you're selling a
Speaker 2: drug to somebody, right, do you take the most bullshit
Speaker 2: fucking iPhone picture with shitty lighting of him before and
Speaker 2: then it's professionally done like eight k after. So rich.
Speaker 1: David is David don't break the guy who like swung
Speaker 1: that guy into a crane and bashed his head open.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when everyone was like, yo, don't do that. Everybody
Speaker 5: was like, yo, don't do that. It's not safe, and
Speaker 5: he's like, no, it's for videos. And when I did
Speaker 5: it was that the only thing that he did. I'm
Speaker 5: going you some other bullshit too, That's the only thing
Speaker 5: that I can He was the thing when the girl
Speaker 5: got sexual assault and he kind of like egged it on.
Speaker 1: Oh something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is there was a guy wasn't his name something?
Speaker 2: It was like a dirty, dirty, dirty domb. You said, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: there was that. That's okay. There's the two things.
Speaker 1: There's a controversy around a guy named Dirty Dom. That's
Speaker 1: so a guy named Dirty Dom that I guess sexually
Speaker 1: assaulted girl. That's you'll never believe. You'll never believe what
Speaker 1: happened to pedophile Peter.
Speaker 2: Guess what?
Speaker 1: He flew a plane. He flew a plane into a building.
Speaker 1: Why fucking crazy? The building? He steered it out the building.
Speaker 2: Right, that's that is.
Speaker 1: That guy.
Speaker 2: Man, He's like, damn what that's so impressive. Just unfortunately
Speaker 2: that his name is pedophile Pete or whatever. All I'm
Speaker 2: saying is that steel beams came out with that steel man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fact anyway, facts anyway, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: To get another question?
Speaker 2: I love that era, man, I miss fucking twenty early
Speaker 2: twenty tens, when everybody was like, I know what happened,
Speaker 2: you're not aware. I'm aware. I'm gonna wear woe. I
Speaker 2: love that phraseol, you're all sheep, well, we we're I'm like,
Speaker 2: they weren't saying whoa they were, they were just saying awake.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck they were saying back
Speaker 1: in the day. I don't know what they were wolves.
Speaker 5: I've heard that phrase when I was like the thirteen.
Speaker 5: I never let go of it.
Speaker 2: What aware wolves?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Like no, no, it's the real dumbest phrase. You're so stupid,
Speaker 2: that's phrase. And I was like, this is fucking so stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't even want I want to said it on
Speaker 2: something and I was like, this is mad fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna type it in.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love I don't want like like aware, that's so
Speaker 1: so are aware.
Speaker 2: I'm rejecting it right now. I don't can reject all
Speaker 2: you want. It's here, you know that was like, rebuke
Speaker 2: it as much as you want. It's present.
Speaker 1: It's like I could believe, Like it's almost more belief,
Speaker 1: like you're where aware, woke is more believable to me,
Speaker 1: like where it's just like somebody who's like only woke.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a were wolves were wolves is so dumb. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Hayden Spring rode in because I need I need to
Speaker 1: cleanse my palate from that horrible I really I cannot
Speaker 1: continue Hello, questionable takes and Chris any movies you look
Speaker 1: back fondly on, even though they're probably they probably aren't
Speaker 1: actually very good. My example is that I love Talladagan
Speaker 1: Knights and it probably sucks objectively, I don't remember Tallada. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what I remember most about Talladaganns is that
Speaker 1: it came bundled in with a lot of p S.
Speaker 1: Three's interesting n PSPs. I feel like I thought there's
Speaker 1: a PSP.
Speaker 2: Version of them.
Speaker 1: Maybe probably I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: That was one of those, uh Will Ferrell movies that
Speaker 2: I just didn't take to. That was one of the
Speaker 2: few man is actually I like Will Fare like Anchorman's
Speaker 2: one of my favorite comedies. Step Brothers is really good.
Speaker 2: Taller dag and used to do it for me. I
Speaker 2: know Sasha Baron Cohen's in it. I think John c
Speaker 2: Rise in it too. Yes, yeah, but like I just
Speaker 2: never it just never just never took to it.
Speaker 1: It just didn't. Talladeg and Ice didn't do it for
Speaker 1: me either. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I love that movie, but I like most of his movies.
Speaker 5: I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: They're just fucking funny, like silly, these little jaunts.
Speaker 1: So like movies that you like that like are like trash.
Speaker 1: Was that the question or that probably are like I
Speaker 1: I guess the question is yeah, sorry, I forgot. Uh
Speaker 1: Are there any movies you look back fondly on even
Speaker 1: though you probably even though they probably aren't actually very good? Well, yes,
Speaker 1: Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2: Find motal Kombat, Like, I know that movie is fucking terrible,
Speaker 2: but I there are redeeming qualities that actually the choreography
Speaker 2: holds up for ninety five.
Speaker 1: But that's it.
Speaker 2: Everything else is stupid shitty.
Speaker 1: But like I love it. I love it, love it,
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Your soul, it's mine, it us be goun I fucking
Speaker 2: love that movie, dude, Like I'll want. I know that movie.
Speaker 2: I know every line in that movie, and uh, I've
Speaker 2: used it many times throughout my YouTube career. Just put
Speaker 2: sprinkling shit within things. Hell that stupid fucking Luigi Manjoni song.
Speaker 2: It starts off with it has begun, Like I just
Speaker 2: I can't help it. Look all that movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think of like
Speaker 1: a good example, and I don't know if I know
Speaker 1: any like if Mike and I guess the one that
Speaker 1: I can think of immediately is probably cats and Dogs.
Speaker 1: Cats and cats and Dogs probably sucks, right, But I
Speaker 1: remember laughing my ass off at that movie, and I
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would ever watch it again
Speaker 1: because I last time I watched that movie, I was
Speaker 1: like a child. That was a movie where Toby maguire
Speaker 1: voiced like a beagle and like Jeff Goldblum's in it,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's kind of it's like a Disney
Speaker 1: movie kind of. It's it's it's a live action like
Speaker 1: talking animal kind of movie. Alec Baldwin's in it. It's very,
Speaker 1: very weird. But I remember as a kid laughing like
Speaker 1: a lot at it, like a lot of Like I
Speaker 1: remember the voices. I remember I thought they were really funny.
Speaker 1: But I can imagine that movie like watching that again
Speaker 1: and being like, what the fuck was I on that
Speaker 1: I thought that this was amazing or that I thought
Speaker 1: this was fun at all? Hmmm interesting. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: looking at uh. I like the thumb nails of it.
Speaker 5: I feel like I like her good movies, if I'm
Speaker 5: being honest, the ones. I really liked her back in
Speaker 5: the day because I felt like I wasn't choosing Oh
Speaker 5: my god, mystery.
Speaker 1: Team, which one is that? Is that? The Donald Glover
Speaker 1: One still love.
Speaker 5: That movie Mystery Team Mystery Men too. That movie is
Speaker 5: also hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mystery and Mystery Team are good. I didn't, I
Speaker 1: don't actually didn't.
Speaker 2: Like Mystery Men.
Speaker 5: It was stupid.
Speaker 2: Movie.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was.
Speaker 2: I would like to watch it now and see how
Speaker 2: maybe I probably really I probably maybe I'd really like
Speaker 2: it now, but it didn't it that that didn't do
Speaker 2: anything for me.
Speaker 1: There's probably so many.
Speaker 2: Examples, but nothing is truly coming to my head to
Speaker 2: where like say, I like the example that you gave
Speaker 2: Chris of Oh, I really liked it back in the day,
Speaker 2: but I would never watch it again because I'm sure
Speaker 2: it sucks aass to me now. And that's like something
Speaker 2: where I was trying to think of an example like that,
Speaker 2: because morel Comma doesn't fit in that at all, to
Speaker 2: where like I love I'll watch that movie every day.
Speaker 1: I don't care, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: What's the movie that I think was?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I remember liking Age, I remember
Speaker 1: I remember liking The page Master, but I haven't seen
Speaker 1: The page Master in a long fucking time. That was
Speaker 1: like that weird Macaulay Culkin Christopher Lloyd movie where like
Speaker 1: they're live action and then they become animated halfway through
Speaker 1: and it's about like reading or something like. I remember
Speaker 1: thinking that movie was really cool. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's aged well or not, Like I have no
Speaker 1: fucking idea. Oh, Temple Well, I guess it's more recent,
Speaker 1: but like and I guess it's more in the it's
Speaker 1: more in the vein of the movie that you were
Speaker 1: talking about, Derek, where like it's it's a movie that
Speaker 1: people don't like, but I like anyway where it's like
Speaker 1: I think Temple Doom is fucking fantastic. I really think
Speaker 1: that's my favorite Indiana Jones movie by by a life long.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the people that don't. Is it Is
Speaker 1: it a generational thing?
Speaker 2: Because I just maybe because like I don't know, I've
Speaker 2: seen that one way more than the other ones, even
Speaker 2: even Raiders, because I enjoy it way more than Raiders,
Speaker 2: even though like people oh not not seal it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's not to meets the adventure. I
Speaker 1: don't know, right, it feels like a serialized kind of
Speaker 1: adventure more than I don't know, Like I like Raiders, Raiders,
Speaker 1: I think is a perfectly competent movie. I think Last
Speaker 1: Crucede lest Prcede is probably like a better film. But
Speaker 1: like dude, It's Temple Dooo is insane in the best way.
Speaker 1: Like all of it's so good. I love that the
Speaker 1: I love that the lead actress sucks like I love it.
Speaker 1: Everything about it is is my is my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: I love short rounds I do. I have no problems
Speaker 1: even as an adult. I have no problems at all.
Speaker 5: Connect Indiana Jones is a series at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because you don't like Harrison Ford though, No,
Speaker 1: that's not It's not true at all. I mean it
Speaker 1: absolutely is, because if you watch those movies, you would
Speaker 1: like him. I don't because they are just fun.
Speaker 2: I don't hear all.
Speaker 1: I thought that you literally said that to me.
Speaker 2: I don't like Han Soolo. Here's the for. It's done
Speaker 2: nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: He's a guy.
Speaker 5: He's done nothing wrong. I just don't like Consolo. But
Speaker 5: it's not even I don't like Consolo. I just think
Speaker 5: he's lame compared to the Space Wizards. But like he
Speaker 5: needs to be there will be like, oh, there's other
Speaker 5: people going to it on.
Speaker 1: But like I But but that's specifically like an like
Speaker 1: an our generation, like a thing to think. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because at the time, at the time of the original
Speaker 1: Star Wars, he was objectively the cooler, one of the
Speaker 1: cooler people because motherfucker like yo Obi and Darth Vader, Like,
Speaker 1: oh no.
Speaker 5: I really think I really would love a remake of
Speaker 5: the original Star Wars trilogy now, but the problem is
Speaker 5: that you can't trust Disney to remake it. I can't
Speaker 5: try them. They're gonna makeing Obi Wan black for some reason,
Speaker 5: and I'm be like, why why do you do that?
Speaker 1: That's I feel like that Wou.
Speaker 2: People would dude, we would get killed.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make him. They're gonna make it. They're gonna
Speaker 1: make him Arab.
Speaker 5: They're gonna make him Arab and trance for some reason.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like.
Speaker 1: It's it's me Obi, It's it will be Obi Ramadan Kenobi.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like if they did that,
Speaker 5: I would see Lily's one racist moment, because she loves
Speaker 5: Obi wanb She'd probably be on the Maga side being like, bro,
Speaker 5: you fucking they didn't need to change them into one
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 1: I don't It's I would have become much more stronger, stronger.
Speaker 1: He that's that's fucking say. What's crazy about that is that,
Speaker 1: like imagine because I see I see that stuff sometimes
Speaker 1: and it like it. It bugs me exactly like five percent,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's not really enough to entirely like shift
Speaker 1: my entire worldview, you know what I mean, Like the
Speaker 1: like when they went into the Halo Show and they
Speaker 1: made Captain Keys black, I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: why you did that. That seems kind of unnecessary. It
Speaker 1: didn't really necessarily it's not going to it's not going
Speaker 1: to make me, it's not going to make me vote
Speaker 1: for slavery. It's this is what happened.
Speaker 5: This is what happens, Chris, Right, Chris is what happens.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: You exist in this place where you genuinely are not racist,
Speaker 5: so you fall into the you fall into the pitfall
Speaker 5: of being sometimes ignorant to things where like this doesn't
Speaker 5: make sense, I'm gonna walk away from it. It's like
Speaker 5: it's like everyone every black person has the white friend
Speaker 5: that you tell them about black people problems and they're like,
Speaker 5: what do you mean that's crazy? And it's not because
Speaker 5: they don't care. It's because they genuinely can't believe it
Speaker 5: makes sense. Well, I certainly don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you're just here's a psycho. That's some people say that
Speaker 5: doesn't make sense to why would they be being you
Speaker 5: in the streets for no reason? And it's like, I
Speaker 5: don't know why, And they're like, yeah, you're you're tripping,
Speaker 5: you know exactly they see and they're like, whoa, oh ship, dude,
Speaker 5: you are right.
Speaker 2: Very sorry.
Speaker 1: And you're talking about the the the swapping.
Speaker 2: It's I think from our point of view, the thing
Speaker 2: that would make us the angress is knowing what it's
Speaker 2: going to do to like culturally, that's what would upset
Speaker 2: me the most, like Obi Wan because actually don't give
Speaker 2: a flying fuck about Obi Wan Kenobi personally, and so
Speaker 2: he could be anything that she will not leave this house.
Speaker 2: Actually she loves like she is a fanatic for Well,
Speaker 2: let let her know that. I would have no problem
Speaker 2: printing out a picture of Obi Wan Kenoby and pissing
Speaker 2: all over it and like and and also saying shout
Speaker 2: out to Lily right before I do it.
Speaker 1: All that well, I'm just saying I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm much more annoyed at the fact of like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you know exactly what this is gonna do,
Speaker 2: you know, like say, you know who's gonna.
Speaker 1: Last of us? Fucking it?
Speaker 2: It's now, It's now. Uh, it's fucking Miles Morales. It's
Speaker 2: it's it's just so you're like, oh no, like you
Speaker 2: just know that, Like I don't want it's just gonna
Speaker 2: start this unnecessary bullshit and no one's gonna give a
Speaker 2: fuck about the actual product anymore. Like it's all the
Speaker 2: discourse is gonna be everything else surrounding it. It's like
Speaker 2: talking about the last fucking Jedi. It's so hard to
Speaker 2: actually talk about it as a film or the other one,
Speaker 2: the Rise of Skywalker, as just a film without those
Speaker 2: culture war talking points being baked into it. And it
Speaker 2: drives me nuts. It fucking drives me so nuts.
Speaker 5: I would love that, dude. I think so many things
Speaker 5: deserve remaates, Like I think, like, I don't know, I
Speaker 5: would love it. I would love a new Star Wars series.
Speaker 5: I think it'd be so cool if they redid it
Speaker 5: with with.
Speaker 2: With with love and it animated.
Speaker 5: I mean animated would be the best, duh, Like Dad,
Speaker 5: I'd be a fucking wet dream, you know.
Speaker 2: But like they're not going to do that whatever.
Speaker 1: I was going to say. Like, initially, the the concept
Speaker 1: of Han Solo being lame is specifically because of the
Speaker 1: recontextualization of Jedi from like the prequels on. I see,
Speaker 1: like the reason people like Han Solo is because in
Speaker 1: comparison to the Jedi, he is the coolest, like every
Speaker 1: every in those original movies, Like, dude, he's the coolest,
Speaker 1: good guy. I would say, yeah, especially in the first movie.
Speaker 1: He's the cool in the first trilogy, Like they're not
Speaker 1: doing flips, they're not doing they're not pulling moons, you know,
Speaker 1: like they're not doing crazy cool ship. They're just they're
Speaker 1: just kind of fencing with glow steaks. They're fencing with
Speaker 1: glow sticks. And if and if they're not young doing it,
Speaker 1: they're elderly and like fucking barely doing anything.
Speaker 2: And so like in comparison was objectively cool. Vader had
Speaker 2: a cool design, but he wasn't exactly not him.
Speaker 5: That definitely carried him. Him killing niggas fucking with his
Speaker 5: mind was definitely cool people, But.
Speaker 1: Like Han Solo, like like in comparison, in comparison to
Speaker 1: all that, and then Hansulo is with with a gun,
Speaker 1: and he's like, he's actually like an action hero in comparison.
Speaker 1: And so like when you when you go to Later
Speaker 1: and you got Yoda flipping around like a fucking bop.
Speaker 2: It, yeah Darth. Then it's like, yeah, then right, Darth
Speaker 2: ma Darth Maul was so I think Darth Maul was
Speaker 2: the first design I saw that was cool. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's cool. It's the only thing that got me interested
Speaker 2: in episode one. Everything else that I saw, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: Movies, horse, but I would it's like this guy looks
Speaker 5: really and and coming from me, I don't like villains.
Speaker 5: I am the one guy that's like, I think villains
Speaker 5: are kind of lame by nature. I like heroes more.
Speaker 5: I've always liked heroes more. I was like, I like
Speaker 5: good guys.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just that's just to me, it's like
Speaker 2: the the reason the only reason I find that weird.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like that cliche saying that there would
Speaker 2: be no heroes without villains. So by that nature, you
Speaker 2: have to appreciate the villains. I appreciate villains, but I'm
Speaker 2: never gonna favor a villain over a hill. Fine, I
Speaker 2: don't think that. I think there are plenty of people
Speaker 2: that are like that. They're like always like Superman more
Speaker 2: than fucking Joker or whatever. I was gonna say, like
Speaker 2: Suthor was like he just sucks, just like this is
Speaker 2: really cool, but like compared to like what Superman's power is,
Speaker 2: like that is a dude in the suit.
Speaker 1: Like I just I just don't. I never liked Lex
Speaker 1: Luthor as a character.
Speaker 2: He's never I've never found I only the only reason
Speaker 2: that liked him in the animated series, the Tim Daly ship,
Speaker 2: is because he looked black. I was thinking to say
Speaker 2: he was vaguely black. I was doing he was so black,
Speaker 2: codd and I'm like, don't tell me.
Speaker 1: He was like, this is a black person. I know
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before and oh what speaking I
Speaker 1: can't believe we didn't mention this, although like I'm only
Speaker 1: remembering this as we're talking about black lives with her.
Speaker 1: Did you see that they did you see that? They
Speaker 1: made uh what is it? Well? They made Harry, they
Speaker 1: made Norman Osborne black and in that cartoon that's coming
Speaker 1: in a black Yeah, there's a black Norman oz which
Speaker 1: makes which which there's two things there.
Speaker 2: It makes a little sense, but the waves, the waves,
Speaker 2: the corn rolls, the corner, the waves finally makes sense.
Speaker 2: But he's he can't get that rich.
Speaker 1: What about Okay, well he's from a that's a different
Speaker 1: situation entirely.
Speaker 2: He's mad, he's did rich. He's probably the richest person ever.
Speaker 1: He's rich. But yeah, well if if Norman Osborne, if
Speaker 1: black Norman Osborne is in Wakana, then yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: But like in America, like say, I if you think
Speaker 2: like the Conga Lese, right, if they always had control
Speaker 2: of their own resources, they'd be the richest people in
Speaker 2: the world, if.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like an insane Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like something like that. But like.
Speaker 2: This is I'm so glad you brought this up, Chris,
Speaker 2: because I've been kind of staying off the social media
Speaker 2: and all I saw was somebody said, this finally makes sense.
Speaker 2: And it was just that Norman Osborne Black and the
Speaker 2: samurai saying I'm somewhat of a nigga myself. But out
Speaker 2: of context, I had no idea what I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't get it, But now I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. They made uh yeah that show. Also, Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: not even because of this, I could give a fuck
Speaker 1: about this really honestly, Like I was like, I was
Speaker 1: expecting yeah, because there are certain there are certain character
Speaker 1: swaps that do bother me, Like it like Captain Keyes
Speaker 1: uh being switched like some random black Eye like did
Speaker 1: kind of bother me. Not enough to really make a stink,
Speaker 1: but like it's just like, yeah, I don't know why
Speaker 1: you did that really.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It just kind of causes confusion, I think. Uh, but
Speaker 1: I was expecting this something like this to bother me
Speaker 1: more than it did. Like this one. I was just like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: Black Norman, I was moren fine. But that show looks
Speaker 1: like ass like I think that that show does not
Speaker 1: look very like like animation wise, and it looks kind
Speaker 1: of it looks a little cold. I think it's called
Speaker 1: Spider Man. Gay No, I don't know spider Man. Uh
Speaker 1: oh freshman freshman freshman year. I see it was that
Speaker 1: what it's called sounds stupid as fun. Yeah, it looks
Speaker 1: I don't know how. It looks like Archer almost but
Speaker 1: like worse. I don't know how to describe it. Let
Speaker 1: me check this out. I'll be president surprised. If it's good,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna watch it, but I'd be like, if
Speaker 5: it ends up being good, I'll be presently surprised. I'm like, what,
Speaker 5: it's interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah? He like so in this universe
Speaker 1: Spider Man is a Streamers.
Speaker 5: Yeah that makes sense some of the time, doesn't I
Speaker 5: don't know, I I why am I not?
Speaker 6: Just know?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: I think they've been at a debt with Spider Man
Speaker 5: is particularly Peter Parker for a long time, whereas like
Speaker 5: this Nigga needs to dis character.
Speaker 1: I think, well, I think Spider Man in general just
Speaker 1: doesn't make a lot of sense. Uh. And there's two
Speaker 1: reasons why, like now especially there's I think Spider Man
Speaker 1: is a period piece at this point because because you
Speaker 1: you can't have a secret identity now, Like that doesn't
Speaker 1: make because not only would that be impossible to hide,
Speaker 1: but it also just doesn't make sense why you would
Speaker 1: want that, Like it do make make makes sense?
Speaker 2: It makes sense?
Speaker 1: Not really does?
Speaker 2: I disagree with that point? Guys, I don't see why
Speaker 2: didn't be able you wouldn't be able to maintain it.
Speaker 2: So so this is so this ship has been out
Speaker 2: for a while. I didn't even like there was like
Speaker 2: teasers of this for like a long time ago. You
Speaker 2: guys remember this because I do remember it vague I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember this at all.
Speaker 1: So I'm just looking at teaser that's like three years
Speaker 1: old and I don't remember any of this. In their
Speaker 1: fucking eyes or like it's like they're working on drugs.
Speaker 1: Their pupils are so huge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes anime influence obviously, Like, isn't the same
Speaker 2: because like it looks like it's this the same thing.
Speaker 2: It might be.
Speaker 1: I mean it's three years later. They might have changed.
Speaker 2: That's probably it, because in this teaser, Harry is ginger
Speaker 2: definitely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's interesting, very so I can see it.
Speaker 2: It might be. That's hilarious. They made him, they made
Speaker 2: him redhead and then they wait a second, isn't that
Speaker 2: the fun following that trope that conspiracy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, it is funny, man, because because redheads
Speaker 1: are the others and then they're like, well a black people,
Speaker 1: because they're the others, now we're allowed to be around.
Speaker 2: What hold on this is I look, man, okay, hold
Speaker 2: on a second, is this just like are we being
Speaker 2: fucked with at this point? Like they're like you think
Speaker 2: you think that these people like for example, I'm gonna'm
Speaker 2: gonna put myself in their shoes. If I were in
Speaker 2: charge of these projects and I was aware of that
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory, would I lean into it? I think the
Speaker 2: answer is yes, Like I would start fucking with people
Speaker 2: by being like, yeah, it's definitely uh, change every redheaded
Speaker 2: character into blackness to fucking make those people go crazy,
Speaker 2: because I'm like, all right, here we go again.
Speaker 1: This is kind of that's funny. That is ah, I
Speaker 1: think some agree.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Actually, at a certain point, I'm just like trying to
Speaker 1: make people upset. It does feel funny at this point,
Speaker 1: like that's funny. Four redheads, man, they got nothing, they
Speaker 1: got nothing left. They got brave, I guess. And that's
Speaker 1: that's literally red haired, red haired, red haired man are
Speaker 1: in a deficit. Well, that's how you know. That's how
Speaker 1: you know, by the way, that's that's how you know.
Speaker 1: It's like when we get a Brave remake and then
Speaker 1: she and she's black but still Scottish, that'll be fucking
Speaker 1: some man.
Speaker 2: I'll watch it.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it.
Speaker 2: But I think that that's another one that one's brazen
Speaker 2: enough to where that would start the like it would.
Speaker 2: The culture war would never shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: It would it would.
Speaker 2: It would get the other side though, too. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: would be like annoyed, like, hey, we see what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, because there's some people that just hate,
Speaker 2: like the right ring extremists that they just don't disagree
Speaker 2: with anything that's to the opposite.
Speaker 1: That up poses it. There's some people that just way
Speaker 1: too hard. It's so fucking annoying, man, it's so goddamn anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do we got? Yeah, so de beer As wrote
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, creepy uncles been here since the dawn,
Speaker 1: since the dawn age. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: A few episodes ago, Sween had asked what happens to
Speaker 1: sand when you come on it? I'm not here to
Speaker 1: provide an answer. What do I look like? Bing? But
Speaker 1: it did make me wonder, well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you look like. First of all. Uh, it did make
Speaker 1: me wonder if you had the power to shoot ropes
Speaker 1: onto any inanimate object and then turn it into a
Speaker 1: collumn of sorts, so imbue it with life? What are
Speaker 1: you dumping your load on it? And why sandwich?
Speaker 2: Load on a mannequin?
Speaker 1: Sandwich a holding a sandwich. Hmmm, why okay? So what
Speaker 1: so you put?
Speaker 2: You putut, you put a a foot log and a
Speaker 2: mannequin's cans, and then you make sure you bust on
Speaker 2: both simultaneously.
Speaker 1: See what happens. It shouldn't be too difficult. Why do
Speaker 1: you want the sandwich to live?
Speaker 2: Because I want to see what a sandwich would say
Speaker 2: about It's like like it's layers.
Speaker 1: And like what does it think it is? Like does
Speaker 1: it does it?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So sad to bring That's a lot process, I feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just just you just eat it with
Speaker 2: you know, maybe cut off its face and then you
Speaker 2: just eat the rest of it.
Speaker 5: You like, open face eat a sandwich. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 5: squealing your like sorry sandwich. You also cam on it,
Speaker 5: so I'm not gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. Yeah, damn, yeah, you're weird. Weirdough
Speaker 1: oh you know what you know what I mean? Do
Speaker 1: I ablsol eat it? Damn, man, I'd have to.
Speaker 2: This is a real answer.
Speaker 1: What's the real answer. There's a real answer. I would
Speaker 1: come on. I would come on. Uh, I would come on.
Speaker 1: This thing you're frozen for me? God, I would come
Speaker 1: I would come on this guy. Oh no, right, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well because I won't have to like, I won't have
Speaker 1: to like work, like he could just be actually helped,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I wouldn't have to like
Speaker 1: do everything for him. He'd be just like, hey, you're
Speaker 1: imputed with life now. You don't have a little slave though, No,
Speaker 1: I mean probably, Yeah, I mean I wouldn't make him
Speaker 1: like do work or anything because he doesn't have to eat.
Speaker 1: But like he's gonna he's gonna be in videos. What
Speaker 1: happened if I come on my hands? Oh, they become
Speaker 1: like their own entity like parents. Yes, yes they do.
Speaker 5: I think that's cool. Oh man, that's interesting for sure.
Speaker 5: I would just I would have come on annequin and
Speaker 5: then like I'm a mannequin a woman, and she'd be
Speaker 5: a real person.
Speaker 1: Well how would you How would you fuck the man again?
Speaker 2: Could he become a person?
Speaker 1: No, it would be it would just it would become
Speaker 1: imbued with life. I think is a living mannequin.
Speaker 2: Yes, you would just be a little cars carve a
Speaker 2: flushlight holy before Yeah, and then I do it.
Speaker 1: That is so devious. That's crazy because you know someone's.
Speaker 5: Done it exactly. What the fuck Why would you not
Speaker 5: if you're if you're already down that path, why would
Speaker 5: you not? You know, you're already in the You're already
Speaker 5: in that abyss. You know that is pretty like you're
Speaker 5: already in the Amazon Lost. Might as well try to
Speaker 5: see what you can see, you know.
Speaker 1: Dude, Fucking stuff like that is bloody deal. I love that.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for those robots to get better and then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, yo, I'm sorry, ladies.
Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty five. It's like it was predicted that
Speaker 1: now would be the time. Well they need to hear
Speaker 1: the by now would be the goddamn ship, dude, like
Speaker 1: leading to get this stuff cracking.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's so bad if that happens, because like there's
Speaker 2: no way there's going.
Speaker 1: To be like that's the end Lost, for sure, that
Speaker 1: is the end.
Speaker 2: That is the end. That is the It's gonna be
Speaker 2: Alex Jones, leader Human Resistance. But like I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: fucking I'll be fucking some droids. I'll give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be plowing my droid into mats, gonna break
Speaker 2: the pull.
Speaker 1: So looks like Android eighteen or whatever, and be like,
Speaker 1: oh well, I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 2: Well, by Eli, I don't have to deal with this
Speaker 2: then complaining ever later.
Speaker 1: Do you think that that would be like valid exercise
Speaker 1: on some levels, I would have a six packing robot
Speaker 1: all day. Yeah, Like it was just like, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna get this robot because it's just it's
Speaker 1: theoretically good for my health. It is. I think doctors
Speaker 1: would recommend you to get the sex spots for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Motivation, because dude, it's a workout. It's work is a workout. Uh,
Speaker 1: all right, Jada Wong loves you, rode In says greeting's aquallads.
Speaker 1: This question is mostly for Sweeney, So pay attention, get
Speaker 1: off your phone. Stop buying digimon not.
Speaker 5: Buy I'm not buying any right now. Look at this
Speaker 5: cooled deck box.
Speaker 2: I got crowd.
Speaker 1: So he's got a little uh, he's got a little receptacle.
Speaker 1: Look at this. It's cool, guys. Look yay, it's pathetic.
Speaker 1: I swear I'm not a virgin pathetic mon pathetic monsters.
Speaker 1: It's pathetic. It's me pathetic mond pathetic. That's fucking crazy anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, So this question is mostly for Sweety. So
Speaker 1: I'm dating this girl and I want to introduce her
Speaker 1: to my friends, but they all have an offensive sense
Speaker 1: of humor similar to mine. But that being said, how
Speaker 1: did you introduce Lily to your friend group? The rest
Speaker 1: of you fellows can comment as well, stay snarking into
Speaker 1: the great beyond.
Speaker 5: You gotta you gotta prepare her. You've got to prepare her, like, Hey,
Speaker 5: this might my friends say some stuff, but they're pretty
Speaker 5: decent people.
Speaker 2: And you know you go from there. Hold on a second,
Speaker 2: So that question implies that you've been holding back your
Speaker 2: your power, your power level. She doesn't know who you are,
Speaker 2: because if she knows that your fucking have a craziest
Speaker 2: sense of humor, she would know that your friends do too,
Speaker 2: Like you don't hang out with you hang out with
Speaker 2: fucking regular nerds that just that go to balls and
Speaker 2: ship and you're like, oh, puppy cock, Well well look
Speaker 2: I will I will say.
Speaker 1: There's some I I have. I have various groups of friends.
Speaker 1: There are acquaintances friends that I have that are close,
Speaker 1: that are closer acquaintances than others. There are people they're
Speaker 1: just acquaintances, man, right, right, No, for sure, I understand
Speaker 1: that entirely. But those those are theoretically, like I would say,
Speaker 1: like they're professional friend circles, where it's just like they're
Speaker 1: friends in a professional sense. I wouldn't call them if
Speaker 1: I was like down and out or like had had
Speaker 1: the vendor Anya. But if I met a girl through
Speaker 1: them and then things kind of you know, got going,
Speaker 1: then I could see that being like a little bit
Speaker 1: of a weird situation because I'm not necessarily going to
Speaker 1: act the way that I do around Kingston and those
Speaker 1: friends around people like like Ian from Smash or something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'm not gonna say the
Speaker 1: same shit. So I could see that being like maybe
Speaker 1: it's maybe it's that kind of a thing. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: not necessarily a lie. Maybe it's just like a temperance,
Speaker 1: it's not a lie.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say that's a lie. Theself, I would say
Speaker 5: hiding your review, your stage of yourself to people because
Speaker 5: most people's moms don't know them in their most fucking
Speaker 5: banana's true self. Then I'm you know, you're gonna you
Speaker 5: portray yourself in a way that is often accommodating to
Speaker 5: the area you're around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you know, look, there is that that is
Speaker 2: a very true thing, right being it's like right place,
Speaker 2: right time, how you behave. But I'm just saying your friends,
Speaker 2: if they are your friends, I mean, right, they know
Speaker 2: who you are and and and I would say this,
Speaker 2: I would normally the way that I normally feel is
Speaker 2: that you should meet somebody who who gets you in
Speaker 2: a way. Like normally I would say, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I would meet somebody that didn't understand my sense
Speaker 2: of humor. However, however, kind of like Lily, kind of
Speaker 2: like Lily. And I think also one of my friends
Speaker 2: I used to work with that new egg he when
Speaker 2: he started dating this girl, she wasn't into like comics
Speaker 2: or nothing, and now they would annually go to New
Speaker 2: York Comic Con like every fucking year and stuff. So
Speaker 2: she she got heavily into that shit. So I totally
Speaker 2: understand that too, to where you could bring her to
Speaker 2: the dark side and maybe turn her into a deviant
Speaker 2: like and have a stupid sense of humor.
Speaker 1: So there's also that, So.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of people, it dwells in a
Speaker 5: lot of people. But what happens is that people can't
Speaker 5: separate the fact from laughing. That's unfucked up. To being
Speaker 5: fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like some people don't understand people that are fucked up. True,
Speaker 2: often people that are fucked up and laugh fucking things
Speaker 2: are fucked up people. But like for me in particular
Speaker 2: and most of my friends, we laugh at absurd ship
Speaker 2: because absurd ship's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That is just simply what it is.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like the guy, the guy, not
Speaker 2: even to girls, Like that's not fucking funny, but the
Speaker 2: situation's hilarious. It's funny because how fuck up it is.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing, right, It's like if if if
Speaker 2: nothing happened, there's nothing to laugh at, but since it's
Speaker 2: so crazy and absurd, it makes you laugh by it's
Speaker 2: literally what you're thinking, right, Like, if you're having commentary,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'll fucked up this world is that's
Speaker 2: kind of funny and fucking looney tune shit, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: But if I saw if I saw some guy walk up,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm like, say, right outside my apartment and
Speaker 2: some guy just guts someone from fucking head to doe,
Speaker 2: I'm not laughing because that's terrifying, right, I'm like, holy shit, right,
Speaker 2: But only because I'm really true, only different. Nervous laughter
Speaker 2: is different, but like but it's.
Speaker 1: Like, it's like that, It's like that. It's like that.
Speaker 1: It's like the CEO who got marked. It's like if
Speaker 1: you're standing, if you're standing next to that, if you're
Speaker 1: in that situation, like and you see that happening, you're like, yo,
Speaker 1: what the fund? You're probably terrified. You don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck's going on. But like the idea, the idea
Speaker 1: that this Jude who got marked and then like his
Speaker 1: coworkers just walked over his body to get to the
Speaker 1: meeting on time?
Speaker 2: Is it like that?
Speaker 1: That is like as a as a as a general concept,
Speaker 1: like that is there's a there's a comedy there, For.
Speaker 2: Sure, I would laugh.
Speaker 5: I would I would like to see it and be
Speaker 5: crying and like sitting down and just Joker flying laughing,
Speaker 5: like laughing, my skin white and.
Speaker 1: My hair green, like if we if I if I
Speaker 1: like the context and if I was there, I.
Speaker 5: Finally saw Joker too, huh oh oh my god, I
Speaker 5: finally saw It's not that bad because me and Lily
Speaker 5: saw it was on HBO. For it's really not that bad.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's kind of flip floppy. I think that's
Speaker 5: what makes enough to anything. It doesn't commit enough to anything.
Speaker 1: Really, that's exactly why it's bad.
Speaker 5: Uh, Like, how do I it's not a terribly done movie,
Speaker 5: but the it doesn't commit to either being a musical,
Speaker 5: which are quite a few musical numbers. I think they're
Speaker 5: pretty de sick.
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think, I just very think
Speaker 1: a singer. Have you have you seen Wicked?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's a different scale, like the point I okay,
Speaker 5: I sorry, I feel like, no, no, it's the same thing,
Speaker 5: because I feel like my musical mentality is an opera
Speaker 5: kind of fucking comment sides to often, so I think
Speaker 5: of like, oh, this is a sign with a few
Speaker 5: songs in it, but I think like it just it's
Speaker 5: really like back and forthy and then he kind of
Speaker 5: stops going for one thing and it gets kind of sad,
Speaker 5: and then the way he dies is kind of like
Speaker 5: fucking silly than a guy in the background and blurred
Speaker 5: flakes starts.
Speaker 2: Beating his dick with beating his dick with a knife somehow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I know how I feel about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about it. I think
Speaker 1: i'd have to see it again.
Speaker 5: I think that's gonna be like a very like a
Speaker 5: movie connoisseurs, and like people didn't understand, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a film. It's gonna be a film.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a film movie. I do think it's
Speaker 1: potentially like a cult, like one of those cult movies,
Speaker 1: but I just I think it exists in that status
Speaker 1: mainly for what it does as a as a statement
Speaker 1: more than as a movie. I think they raped him
Speaker 1: and that's really sad. I mean sad. It's like that
Speaker 1: just made the tone of this way worse. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the beat him up.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, fucking Irish Guard, I'm gonna fuck
Speaker 2: you us, Camia, Ladie, I'm gonna fuck your goods. Just
Speaker 2: talking to the little person and the little person was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I couldn't work, I couldn't sleep. I felt terrified. He's like,
Speaker 2: it's your name, really, Gibble, and I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: so fucking crazy this person is to me, like that
Speaker 2: was the worst experience to me, Like that were at
Speaker 2: that part right there was when that was two. There
Speaker 2: was two major moments too. I feel like sticking it
Speaker 2: to the to the inso or whatever you know. There
Speaker 2: there was supposedly there was all these weird people. I
Speaker 2: really liked the first one. That's that was what the
Speaker 2: vibe was that there were so many insults that were
Speaker 2: celebrating Joker and shit like that, and they're probably were some,
Speaker 2: but really I think overall people are just like, oh,
Speaker 2: that was a fun movie. But the thing is, there
Speaker 2: was the instance right there where it's like, oh, here
Speaker 2: he goes. He's all he's doing his whole lawyer southern
Speaker 2: fucking thing, and when nothing happened, that was the first blow,
Speaker 2: like nothing came out of that, like you were thinking, like,
Speaker 2: oh here it goes, something crazy is about to happen.
Speaker 1: That just deflated And then when those guys rescued.
Speaker 2: Him and then he fled from them, that was like
Speaker 2: the killing blow where it's like this guy's just fucking
Speaker 2: I want nothing.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that mirrors anything.
Speaker 2: In that first movie of like oh this guy seems
Speaker 2: kind of cool or or this anti or anything like that.
Speaker 5: It was just this guy really did not want to
Speaker 5: play up this guy to make sure like this nigga
Speaker 5: is not cool.
Speaker 2: He's not meant to be cool, and so to your point, Chris,
Speaker 2: much more of a like he'sai like this, It wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a movie in the way that there was
Speaker 2: nothing in the that was truly enjoyable. The music was sucked,
Speaker 2: it was too flat, the fucking acting. There was good moments,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't just thoroughly a great fucking movie.
Speaker 1: So I the way I feel about is I have
Speaker 1: to see it again. Because I walked in there with
Speaker 1: the full expectation. I felt the same way. It's it's
Speaker 1: not an equivalent movie by any by any means, but
Speaker 1: I felt the same way or similarly after Hateful eight,
Speaker 1: like like when I I went into Hate Ful a
Speaker 1: being like I'm excited and then it was so slow
Speaker 1: and just so fucking like it was in the same
Speaker 1: place the whole time, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm bored out of my mind with this movie. But
Speaker 1: I under know no, no, but this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like, and I once I understood, okay, I got
Speaker 1: of that movie like my expectations were like completely wrong.
Speaker 1: I saw it again and I loved it because I
Speaker 1: wasn't I wasn't sitting in any scene wondering like how
Speaker 1: long is this going to go on for before they
Speaker 1: get to the next scene. I just knew what the
Speaker 1: movie was going to be, and so I liked that
Speaker 1: way way, way, way way more so, like I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe I could be one of those movies where
Speaker 1: like if I, if I go in, because dude, I
Speaker 1: expected that to be a musical and it just wasn't.
Speaker 1: Straight up, it's just not it's not a musical. It's
Speaker 1: not a musical at all. Actually, yeah, there's there's literally
Speaker 1: one musical number in the entire movie, and it's not
Speaker 1: very good. Also, it didn't and what does a musical
Speaker 1: usually do? The musical with the music and singing in
Speaker 1: the dancing, what would you call those movies? There's one
Speaker 1: musical moment. There's one musical moment in that movie, and
Speaker 1: it's and it's the the courthouse scene where like Joker
Speaker 1: is going around and he's like hitting people with mallets
Speaker 1: and and he's actually like they're actually like elevating the
Speaker 1: heightened realism of that format to like actually do something
Speaker 1: with it. But every other one is just them in
Speaker 1: the real location, just singing poorly, by the way, and
Speaker 1: not even like the full song. What also disappointed me
Speaker 1: is that. Look, there's a Lady Gaga album that like
Speaker 1: is all about this movie and it has all this
Speaker 1: like a lot of the songs in the soundtrack from
Speaker 1: the movie, and she's singing all of them. None of
Speaker 1: those songs, all of them, all of them are great,
Speaker 1: by the way, in this album, none of them are
Speaker 1: in the movie, and you're just like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck we talked about that, Like the
Speaker 2: when we talked about the.
Speaker 1: None of the only song that's in the movie is
Speaker 1: That's Life at the end that Lady Gaga sings, and
Speaker 1: it's literally over the credits, and I'm just sitting there
Speaker 1: being like, dude, there's so many good songs on this soundtrack,
Speaker 1: and every time you think they're going to sing a
Speaker 1: song from the soundtrack and they started up, it just
Speaker 1: never starts.
Speaker 2: That's pie well, I mean, I mean that's why, Like
Speaker 2: when we talked about it before, I it just seemed
Speaker 2: like we just speculated that, yeah, this was me. It
Speaker 2: was the supposed to be deflating. It was supposed to
Speaker 2: show that, yeah, this guy just sucks. So everything, even
Speaker 2: as fantasy as they suck, He's a fucking loser. And
Speaker 2: so that's why everything fell flat, and it's saying you
Speaker 2: can maybe appreciate it for what it is, like retro
Speaker 2: and retro in a retrospective way.
Speaker 1: But even just watching it, I don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't think you're going to get much value
Speaker 2: in it if you're trying to be entertained. And I
Speaker 2: feel like that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I like that, you're just like, if you're trying to
Speaker 1: critique or understand that.
Speaker 2: You exactly you can have a much better time watching
Speaker 2: people break it down, and then they're gonna appreciate it
Speaker 2: the film for what it is once they've broken down,
Speaker 2: But you're not gonna want to sit down and watch
Speaker 2: it again. There's fucking It's kind of like even the
Speaker 2: the other Matrix movies, the second and third one, Like
Speaker 2: I like watching people break that shit down, but I
Speaker 2: don't fucking like those movies, actually I really don't. And
Speaker 2: it's funny that the second one has the more iconic
Speaker 2: stuff in it, Like when people think about what's like
Speaker 2: the most iconic things with the slow fucking yeah that thing,
Speaker 2: the fucking a lot of the tropes came from the
Speaker 2: second movie, And uh, I just I watched it again,
Speaker 2: maybe a few months ago, and I'm just like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Like this movie. Dude.
Speaker 5: You've definitely seen the edit where it's like the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, dude, this guy would be wheezing.
Speaker 2: He kept throat over and over again. Yeah, that's I mean,
Speaker 2: that's I love. The first movie is so good Man,
Speaker 2: that movie. So that's it's just a I wish I
Speaker 2: just wish that was the only one that ever existed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 5: They're like, that's such an interesting movie because like it's
Speaker 5: the idea of the both of them becoming trans afterwards,
Speaker 5: like both of the Thewski involved in it. Yeah, both
Speaker 5: of the brothers becoming transactor.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, but see, that's what's so interesting about
Speaker 2: the people starting to shoehorn the trans allegory into it
Speaker 2: and where they found things that look like it. And
Speaker 2: then of course the Rokowski is being fucking assholes like yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what it was the whole time, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: y'all never said anything like that the entirety of your run.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. It's like, that's what that that
Speaker 2: made me so that annoyed me so much because I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, I don't know doctor nations theory. Mass
Speaker 2: effect is real too. I guess fucking Jegor Opinks is
Speaker 2: a sith fucking lord, like yeah, it's all, it's all,
Speaker 2: it's all real, it's it.
Speaker 1: Was.
Speaker 2: And then George Lucas shot it down, even though he
Speaker 2: would have been a genius for saying, yes, he should have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I never know what to make of that stuff,
Speaker 1: because it's like, I I can't discount your view entirely
Speaker 1: because you did make it, but like so maybe that's maybe.
Speaker 2: But if they would have gave it to me, I
Speaker 2: would have been like, Okay, that's plausible. It does to
Speaker 2: me feel a little bit more like retroactively, like like
Speaker 2: like like what is it? The Last of Us is
Speaker 2: about Israel?
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it's like no, it's what, Like no,
Speaker 1: it's not why or it's not about Israel, it's about
Speaker 1: like the it's it's I guess loosely, like I think
Speaker 1: he Neil Truckman gave like an interview where he said
Speaker 1: it's loosely kind of based on the Israel Palestine conflict
Speaker 1: and like how that manifests like the cycle of the
Speaker 1: cycle of violence and the cycle of revenge. And it's
Speaker 1: like I, oh, okay, because I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: really know. There's Jews like people just say like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're like maybe, look, I think there's maybe like a
Speaker 1: ten percent chance of that being true. You know, there
Speaker 1: may be some truth to it.
Speaker 2: To me, Here's the one thing that I've noticed about
Speaker 2: a lot of artists is that the first times their
Speaker 2: their shit really blows up, they talk about the because
Speaker 2: they're asked about the true meaning and they're they're talking
Speaker 2: about the layers of it, and they talk about it
Speaker 2: within that time period when it's this retch. Looking now
Speaker 2: that the Israel Palestine shit's hot and most people understand
Speaker 2: it mostly all of a sudden, now there's some type
Speaker 2: of connection to it. And the same thing with the
Speaker 2: trans shit happening. It's like now the houses they transition.
Speaker 2: This has been off for soul long. They've been interviewed
Speaker 2: many times. They've talked about even their script the Wakowski
Speaker 2: when they were just dudes, their influences, what they like it,
Speaker 2: it didn't have anything to do with that. And now
Speaker 2: there's just a bunch of fucking people that are just
Speaker 2: too progressive for their own good that just won't even
Speaker 2: question it. And I'm like, brother, like it's right.
Speaker 1: Like there are movies because because there are movies that.
Speaker 5: Are like weird for me, take them like, I understand
Speaker 5: what you mean, R I understand what you mean by this, Like, dude,
Speaker 5: like you don't have to say that if you're that,
Speaker 5: you know, it's like if it is, if there may
Speaker 5: be some lines that cross in cocietityach other, then more
Speaker 5: power to it.
Speaker 1: I think that is helpful and useful for the conversations
Speaker 1: that are made and said.
Speaker 2: You know, like if they were honest, they would just
Speaker 2: be like, oh, that that's I love that theory. That's awesome,
Speaker 2: but that's that's actually not like it's.
Speaker 1: A or even or even just something like like that's
Speaker 1: an interesting interpretation, I think, like or even just something
Speaker 1: like I could think that or or or even like
Speaker 1: they did it and they were just like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I guess looking back on it, I guess there are
Speaker 1: kind of themes that kind of intertwine with the stuff
Speaker 1: that I was going through that I wasn't even necessarily
Speaker 1: thinking that much about, or that made their way in
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, there's ways of time
Speaker 1: because there are movies that are about that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like there's like as I saw the
Speaker 1: TV glow or something is like a recent movie. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it yet, but I do want you that's
Speaker 1: like a trans allegory. But it's like it's not a
Speaker 1: secret from the get go. It's not that's like all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, for fucking almost twenty something years, it
Speaker 1: was a secret and then it just wasn't Like that
Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you, as just in
Speaker 1: a realistic sense of people who dissected one of the
Speaker 1: most iconic movies in movie history that they only recently
Speaker 1: found that out, Like does that make any sense? Like
Speaker 1: it just doesn't, Like Ockham's Razor, just it doesn't make sense,
Speaker 1: Like to think that people no one noticed before, no one,
Speaker 1: none of the biggest critics themselves, the people involved in it,
Speaker 1: and no one was clued into this even a little bit,
Speaker 1: like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5: There's truth to that where it's like this is a
Speaker 5: little silly, like that's the dinings at all, But also
Speaker 5: like you know, that's not time people are gonna really
Speaker 5: be talking about, especially at that period of time, about themselves.
Speaker 5: It's very touchy subject, it's very vulnerable in a way
Speaker 5: that you know a lot of people weren't exactly comfortable,
Speaker 5: especially twenty years ago, being really upfind and open about
Speaker 5: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So I could see how someone could say that.
Speaker 5: But at the same time, it's like it would be
Speaker 5: if it's the truth, is the truth, But if it's
Speaker 5: a lie, it's like, that's a really unnecessary lie to have.
Speaker 5: And it's fine if it could be drawn similar lines
Speaker 5: to one another, but you don't have to lie about
Speaker 5: it if.
Speaker 2: That's the case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really care either way. Like it is
Speaker 1: what it is whatever, Like it's it's still it's to me,
Speaker 1: it's it's still the matrix. Like I actually because I like,
Speaker 1: I love theories. It's interesting. It's like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of the gay community.
Speaker 2: They make a lot of content about gay coated Disney stuff,
Speaker 2: and I think a lot of the stuff I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, no, that's not true.
Speaker 2: But I like thee where they're pulling these things from
Speaker 2: They're saying this is gay coded, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: just I think that's fun content.
Speaker 1: I just don't like that.
Speaker 2: And really the only reason that it even got into
Speaker 2: that realm and the matrix is because you know, it
Speaker 2: was like, oh, yeah, that's it's true. Like the people
Speaker 2: that created it just confirmed it when usually what happens
Speaker 2: the creators don't do that. And to me, that just
Speaker 2: that's the I feel like the major difference between a lot.
Speaker 2: There's so many theories about so much fucking shit and
Speaker 2: it's all interesting, and usually people are they don't have
Speaker 2: such big egos to be like, yeah, we're that much
Speaker 2: of a genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's so. That was that was the thing all
Speaker 1: the time. And I'm like, all right, all right, bro, relax,
Speaker 1: you're not that fucking clever. Relax anyway. So, uh, you
Speaker 1: should be honest with your girlfriend about yourself. We're not
Speaker 1: not is a long way. Is a long way to
Speaker 1: say my philosophy is like genuinely like yeah, exactly, don't
Speaker 1: do that. I mean, I feel like how I land
Speaker 1: women in the first place is like with my sense
Speaker 1: of humor, so like I feel like I weed people
Speaker 1: out that way. So like I've never found myself in
Speaker 1: a situation where I've had to, Like there's definitely family
Speaker 1: that I hide my sense of humor from for sure,
Speaker 1: Like there's definitely like older like grandparents, and so I
Speaker 1: don't need to.
Speaker 5: My grandma, my grandmother would throw up right, be like
Speaker 5: what's wrong with you? But but if I'm.
Speaker 1: But if I'm dating somebody like they they know generally,
Speaker 1: like it might even be like one of the first
Speaker 1: things I say to them, just to test the waters
Speaker 1: and see if it's even worth bothering in the first place.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I don't know, let us know how
Speaker 1: it goes. I'm curious as to how this h this interaction.
Speaker 1: Will definitely follow up, will yeah, follow up when you're
Speaker 1: let's do this last one? Ye, just like see this
Speaker 1: last one and then we'll wrap it up. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a fire right outside, so you just comes
Speaker 1: to the windows, starts knocking the names. Now, yeah, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna read this last one. And I
Speaker 1: want to read this last one specifically because, like we,
Speaker 1: I want to make an effort this this new year.
Speaker 1: It's not a resolution necessarily, I do, although like it's
Speaker 1: semantics at that point. I want to cover the same
Speaker 1: ground less. I feel like we get comfortable, we we
Speaker 1: get into our Red Dead ruts, we get into our
Speaker 1: Gears of War ruts, but we still want to talk
Speaker 1: about video games, and so like this is I feel
Speaker 1: like we don't necessarily talk about these as often so
Speaker 1: Rachal Slurr wrote, and he says, what's up the Woker,
Speaker 1: the Diddler and gain. I was wondering if any of
Speaker 1: you have played the Batman Arkham games, and if so,
Speaker 1: ranked them from best to worst. We've talked about this before,
Speaker 1: but not nearly as we haven't gotten into depth about
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten into depth about him. I have a so.
Speaker 1: I don't know how controversial this is, but I it
Speaker 1: really depends on what you're if you want like a
Speaker 1: Batman simulation, I think Arkham City is really great. I
Speaker 1: think Arkham Asylum is a way. I think Arkham Asylum
Speaker 1: is the best video game in that series, though, I
Speaker 1: like as a designed video game, I think it's fucking
Speaker 1: it's it's damn near perfect, except for like the last Boss,
Speaker 1: which sucks. Uh.
Speaker 2: So I have so I went back and played Arkham Asylum.
Speaker 2: The one thing that bothers me the most is actually
Speaker 2: the uh the sound effects there's it's actually very whimsical.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of stocks very whimsical. Yeah, it actually
Speaker 2: it really I forgot because it's been so long. It's
Speaker 2: very cartoony and uh to me, nothing I've played all
Speaker 2: of them. Nothing this the Arkham City experience. This just
Speaker 2: nothing feels even being fucking Bruce Wayne in the very
Speaker 2: beginning is like fun, like you're barely you're Bruce Wayne
Speaker 2: for like the first ten to fifteen minute whatever. It is,
Speaker 2: like there's this it's just like everything about it feels good.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it, fucking I love fighting mister Freeze. Like
Speaker 2: there's just there's so many things about it that I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: I love this game. I play.
Speaker 1: I played all of them. Fucking Arkham City, Uh sorry,
Speaker 1: Arkham Knight was fine.
Speaker 2: Like there's I feel like the I know we've criticized
Speaker 2: it for the the the stealth Car missions really terrible.
Speaker 2: What they were thinking that game would that game would
Speaker 2: be three points higher than it otherwise than it otherwise
Speaker 2: is if not for those specific missions.
Speaker 5: I think that game has the best boss designs in
Speaker 5: a series. I think it has fucking really cool moments. Uh,
Speaker 5: the cities itself being so fucking destitute, I think it's
Speaker 5: really really cool. I just think having that fucking stupid
Speaker 5: tank takes you out of so much.
Speaker 2: Of it, Like I gotta fucking sneak up on a
Speaker 2: fucking like an an actual tank I'm a car.
Speaker 1: Are sneaking up.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid, Like I feel so dumb doing it.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
Speaker 2: But I mean the game Arkham Knight was great, but
Speaker 2: there's just a feeling that I just didn't get playing
Speaker 2: any of the other ones.
Speaker 5: I think City is the best one for me personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ranking them, if I had to rank them, I
Speaker 2: would put so City first, and then I would I
Speaker 2: would do Night, and then I would probably do Origins.
Speaker 1: Actually, really, I actually really enjoyed Origins.
Speaker 5: I really didn't like Origins, but or just had some
Speaker 5: really dope ass moments though, like the death Stroke fight.
Speaker 5: That ship was the litt ast fucking you guys are
Speaker 5: fighting on the fucking like the cargo crates. That shit's
Speaker 5: fucking badass, and Batman somehow wins, and I'm just like,
Speaker 5: all right, Batman, I guess I'm here for this. I
Speaker 5: guess I'm watching this.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: I thought like when you get the when you get
Speaker 2: when you get those shock gauntlets, the game just it's
Speaker 2: it's much more of I had so much fun beating
Speaker 2: people up because you just chang your combos and then
Speaker 2: you get to a point where your things are so
Speaker 2: charged that you're just knocking people out left and right.
Speaker 2: You're basically everybody you you killed like a hundred people
Speaker 2: easily in like fucking five minutes. Like it's yeah, it's uh,
Speaker 2: it was fun. I actually really enjoyed. But it's not
Speaker 2: that like Arkham Asylum is a good game, but there's
Speaker 2: uh it actually really threw me off. It's not it's
Speaker 2: not even a bad game. None of them are bad games.
Speaker 2: It just when I was beating people up, I actually
Speaker 2: felt I was like, oh, this is they they made it.
Speaker 2: It's so less brutal that like I kind of forgot,
Speaker 2: you know, like I just always thought it was. I
Speaker 2: always thought it was as brutal, but it wasn't as
Speaker 2: brutal until City.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's very animated, animated series in uh
Speaker 1: in Asylum, which I like, Uh, I think I think
Speaker 1: that game is like more con it's more it's it's
Speaker 1: I just generally don't prefer open world games generally speaking,
Speaker 1: and especially I think like Batman, I think the detective
Speaker 1: aspect of it, I think is is a little bit
Speaker 1: more suited to like kind of more level design focused things.
Speaker 1: I feel like it feels more. It feels like a
Speaker 1: BioShock kind of game to me, Like Arkham Asylum. It
Speaker 1: just like you're you're kind of enclosed, You're you don't
Speaker 1: have as much freedom. But I think it works. But
Speaker 1: Arkham Asylum and City are more or less kind of
Speaker 1: in the same place for me, where like I like
Speaker 1: both of them equivalently for different reasons. I just think
Speaker 1: the design is a little bit stronger in Asylum, but
Speaker 1: City feels better as a Batman game, I guess like
Speaker 1: because you get to you you can fly, you can glide.
Speaker 5: I think it's like it's it's like Arham Asylum is
Speaker 5: like a better game based on levels and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I think based on experience. So I don't know, there's
Speaker 5: moments in like Arkham Asylum where I'm like, how does
Speaker 5: Batman not know? Like how does he not figuring this
Speaker 5: shit out? This is asylum.
Speaker 1: He's been here a thousand and a half times, Like,
Speaker 1: but it's it's just a like I know this guy.
Speaker 5: This guy would rather like, Oh, I know exactly what
Speaker 5: I'm doing, easy, I know where you are, I know
Speaker 5: who's in this building, I know where everything is. I
Speaker 5: can I'm a psychopath that memorized everything.
Speaker 2: In the world.
Speaker 1: Dude, we'll dude Asylum. Asylum was also the first game
Speaker 1: that I remember that I remember. I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: There might be another instance of it like earlier. It
Speaker 1: was the first game that I remember having like a
Speaker 1: fake out crash. Remember, yeah, like the game crashes, but
Speaker 1: it's not real. I don't remember that part. It's a
Speaker 1: fucking dude, it's on. Let me see if I can.
Speaker 1: I might be misremembering. It might be from dud. I
Speaker 1: haven't played it.
Speaker 2: Even when I did play it again, uh I, I
Speaker 2: didn't finish it, so I I still yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It's not that fresh in my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Ark of Asylum fake game crash, so like
Speaker 1: Scarecrow like fucks your game up. And I remember just
Speaker 1: and it was like a fourth Wall kind of thing,
Speaker 1: and I remember, like, Yo, that's fucking that's so cool.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when in God of War, I think,
Speaker 1: right right, when when Thor brings brings you, brings you
Speaker 1: back to life out of the loading screen, I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for that ship, like I love whenever,
Speaker 1: like like metal Gear is really good about that too,
Speaker 1: Like any anytime a game fucks with the the medium
Speaker 1: that it is a game, and it's like kind of
Speaker 1: like drawing attention to it and like pulling you into it.
Speaker 1: It's and that shit's so cool. And I remember playing
Speaker 1: Arkham Asylum for the first time in like twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: on my new PC because it's how I played it
Speaker 1: and thinking like, oh fuck, the game's actually crashed. Because
Speaker 1: I don't fuck around with PC that much. This never
Speaker 1: happens on console for me because I don't play, like fucked,
Speaker 1: I don't play I wasn't playing like Bethesda games at
Speaker 1: that time, so I like never saw crashes. So I'm
Speaker 1: playing Arkham Asylum and the game like er and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh fuck, and then it's just part of
Speaker 1: the game, and I just remember being like that is
Speaker 1: so fucking cool. But uh, I got a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's a dope it's a dope scene. I mean,
Speaker 1: I gotta go back and play.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to play some new shop here right here,
Speaker 1: I'll put it. It's like im mediate in this video
Speaker 1: and you can like you can put in the in
Speaker 1: the in the edit if you want, but like it's
Speaker 1: Scarecrow's fake in the chests put it in the chests.
Speaker 1: Scarecrow's fake game, Crash and Freeze, Glitch, It's Batman, ark
Speaker 1: was House. It's so remember yeah, remembers, what the hell
Speaker 1: is the chat? Well there it is. Sorry, it's been
Speaker 1: so long. Yeah, you can't click, like remember it broke.
Speaker 1: You have to like copypaste it. But it's it's like
Speaker 1: when the first seven seconds it happens. But like I
Speaker 1: just remember this blowing my mind as a kid, uh
Speaker 1: and just being like mesmerized by Oh I wasn't a kid.
Speaker 1: I was, like, I guess out of high school, just
Speaker 1: out of high school.
Speaker 2: The idea of turning this off that fast, that fast
Speaker 2: of a game, which like, god damn, you turned it
Speaker 2: off immediately we start the.
Speaker 1: Game, you're like yeah, and then it like reboots and
Speaker 1: it restarts, and it's got like a fake intro like
Speaker 1: it has like a like a re like a hallucinated
Speaker 1: version of like the the actual Arkham Asylum intro. It
Speaker 1: makes you think the game like restarted itself. It's it's
Speaker 1: just so damn cool. It's and clever, and it's stuff
Speaker 1: that I think all this, to be fair, all the
Speaker 1: Scarecrow stuff in those games are great. Yes, yes, they
Speaker 1: they nail it with a scarecrow, and in the Arkham
Speaker 1: game specifically.
Speaker 2: It's like looking for you and ship. You're doing a
Speaker 2: lot of stealth ship and it's like fucking all like, no,
Speaker 2: actually it's the scarecrow.
Speaker 1: Sh It's awesome. But I never played Origins.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I want to play it, but it's not that I
Speaker 1: hate accessible. Really is it on? No, it's it's on.
Speaker 1: It's on Steam. Yes, such good posture. It really bu
Speaker 1: I guess. So, yeah, how much you guys noticed that
Speaker 1: what Joker has really good? Possible? No, I've never really
Speaker 1: actually thought about it.
Speaker 2: Like how he used walks.
Speaker 5: He's walking like straight, like straight.
Speaker 1: At Arkham Origins is nine. I feel like three dollars
Speaker 1: or something. What the fuck? I've wait Batman ark I
Speaker 1: definitely bought it for like less than nothing. Let me
Speaker 1: see how it is on.
Speaker 2: I've had that game for so long. It's it's insane that,
Speaker 2: like where do.
Speaker 1: I usually get games? I forget buying it again. CD
Speaker 1: Keys go O g Maybe.
Speaker 2: Goga came about twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: That game thirteen. I think maybe it's thirteen, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I remember because it was a different studio. Well or
Speaker 1: while rock Seady was yeah, now, g O G it's
Speaker 1: twenty bucks too, I think it was. That's crazy. That's
Speaker 1: pretty expensive. Oh so the Arkham Collection. Check that out.
Speaker 2: So you can get the Arkham Collection on uh oh
Speaker 2: my god, what's my I'm on it cdkeys CD keys
Speaker 2: for four to thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: I see for four dollars thirty nine that's not bad.
Speaker 1: I was sweet it up. We get those three games
Speaker 1: for it's on the PlayStation Store for five bucks. The
Speaker 1: Darkling Collections, well, yeah, I mean whatever you preferred you maybe,
Speaker 1: I'll yeah, I mean that's yeah. Oh it's on sale
Speaker 1: specifically off her ends January seventeenth. That might be a yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually not a bad idea. I do it does
Speaker 1: I guess for five dollars it's better. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: because I own all those games already, like all of
Speaker 1: the except for origins. I was like, oh, yeah, five
Speaker 1: bucks versus twenty yes, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You can also get Gartham and then mod bat Girl
Speaker 2: because it is it's three dollars right now.
Speaker 1: So dude, I love the mods where they swap Catwoman
Speaker 1: and Batman like walk animations. Bro. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love the dig Grayson parts of that, the swagger
Speaker 2: and the Arkham games. Fucking the way like the she
Speaker 2: walks the way that fucking uh yeah, how she walks
Speaker 2: fucking poison.
Speaker 1: Ivy ivy, Like wow, yeah, they're they're unashamed. It's they
Speaker 1: got like Marvel Rivals energy where it's just like they
Speaker 1: just make them hot.
Speaker 2: Rivals is going wild with the fu.
Speaker 1: I was like the Susan Storm shit. I was like,
Speaker 1: who character? I was like, what the fuck? Likes great?
Speaker 2: Did man did?
Speaker 5: Seventeen year old.
Speaker 2: Me was like, they're definitely following up this. I remember it,
Speaker 2: like I said, the Literally, the only time I played
Speaker 2: Fortnite was Chunley. I fucking downloaded fucking Fortnite spent.
Speaker 1: I think it was a pack.
Speaker 2: It was like a pack of it came with Ryu
Speaker 2: and her for like ten or twenty dollars whatever it was,
Speaker 2: and I was just playing. I did two matches with
Speaker 2: Lee and then I turned it off.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 5: You downloaded the game. Yeah, you played it for a
Speaker 5: little bit. Fortune Ship was crazy.
Speaker 1: She was so fig I was like, come on, dude,
Speaker 1: this is this for children? Like this is crazy? No,
Speaker 1: not no more. Really, it's for me let's get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Uh read our twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: in up. Patrons think, what the fuck is this? Thank
Speaker 1: God for me, only God for me, Thank God for me,
Speaker 1: Thank God for you. Think, well, you think just.
Speaker 2: Finished that game.
Speaker 5: Actually he's like, it's the best game we've played in
Speaker 5: my life.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Okang, yeah, most people Red Dead he
Speaker 2: played it. I didn't think he had enough patience to play.
Speaker 1: That ship probably will beat you. He probably mainline, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the main story that game. You can't fucking like
Speaker 1: sit still for a second.
Speaker 2: So h'im like sitting down and then he like just
Speaker 2: pops up and does a backflip and like hits his
Speaker 2: feet all over the table and ship.
Speaker 5: So it's just sound a backflip on and it did
Speaker 5: the Kingdom Heart's death sound, and I was like, this.
Speaker 1: Is ridiculous, It's insane. Yeah no he uh yeah. I've
Speaker 1: seen a lot of people jumping out of Red Dead
Speaker 1: for the first time just because of because of a
Speaker 1: bunch of streamers doing it. Because I think Kai did
Speaker 1: did one a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess that makes sense. He would have play
Speaker 2: because he tried to beat a was it the urchery
Speaker 2: or was it just the regular game. I think it
Speaker 2: was again, Yeah, it was one of them. Anyway, let's
Speaker 2: read our twenty five dollars names.
Speaker 1: Something third, something absurd.
Speaker 2: It was like it was something like I don't remember,
Speaker 2: but I was like, you didn't die that many times?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But I think he had a death counter.
Speaker 1: I wonder I probably can find it. Go ahead, read
Speaker 1: the names, all right. Caut me down three two one,
Speaker 1: the homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth, nice squid starship,
Speaker 1: racial slur Don't make a colon a promise if you
Speaker 1: know you can't keep it, Emma colondemption two. Uh flexing
Speaker 1: being a Day one listener like a Destiny veteran flexes
Speaker 1: playing the D one beta when sharing bad opinions. Uh
Speaker 1: Sweeney slurping colons through his toothcap like peschetti. Uh, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be It's gonna be bad. The snow bunnies
Speaker 1: in Rivals got me acting a fool. That is crazy.
Speaker 2: They're all hot, though it is. It is hilarious how
Speaker 2: hot everybody is so uh so Kai He beat the
Speaker 2: Shadow of the Old Tree took him almost one hundred hours.
Speaker 2: And uh, one thousand and seventy deaths.
Speaker 1: Like that's one thousand and seventy. That sounds kind of correct.
Speaker 5: It somebody's trying to figure out the gas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's to me, it's the commitment, because that's to me,
Speaker 2: these are the type of numbers I see when people
Speaker 2: are doing insane. She's like, oh, I'm playing Dark Souls
Speaker 2: with a fucking trumpet, like this guy's doing that right now,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, fuck all that noise.
Speaker 1: I fucking thousands. Sometimes I mean, hey, fair enough.
Speaker 5: Uh off shot.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Then it's like, guys, no, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not shooting the school. I'm doing a crazy I'm doing
Speaker 1: a crazy gamer challenge.
Speaker 2: If people get in the way, that's not my fault.
Speaker 2: They should be able to see what I'm doing. It's
Speaker 2: not my fun. That is insane that you can probably
Speaker 2: get away with you doing. They'll just like standing around
Speaker 2: like all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't when it comes up to you, what are
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Speaker 1: because it ends in like a Greek like emperor asked
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Speaker 1: it looks it looks entirely fine, like I don't know. Oh,
Speaker 1: you caught your neighbors. You caught your neighbors being racist?
Speaker 1: Also right, like you said that you said that video
Speaker 1: to us. I don't know if you want to I
Speaker 1: don't know if you would want to dog yourself by
Speaker 1: like posting that, but that's just fucking hilarious. Like I
Speaker 1: was listening to that video, like smiling guy because I
Speaker 1: just couldn't go back to your sand country, he said.
Speaker 2: And calling that guy ignorant. You ignorant as bastard. After
Speaker 2: saying that, I was like, what a little legend I love.
Speaker 2: I love this country.
Speaker 1: It's just Xbox Live everywhere, right.
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Speaker 1: I can play out. Can I play outside? Now? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: I interpreted this, by the way, like next time we
Speaker 1: do the show in person, which I'm honest say, like
Speaker 1: I feel pretty fine at this point, like we should
Speaker 1: be able to we should be good by Friday. I
Speaker 1: hope so. But yeah, I'm like I just have like
Speaker 1: the remaining kind like I don't have a fever anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not like sore. I'll mop, I'll clean, I have
Speaker 1: to take a bathroom disinfecting, take a bath out of sensizer.
Speaker 2: For three hours.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know our next episode. Our next episode
Speaker 1: might be remote. We will see. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: who the fuck knows. Maybe I'll get back to back
Speaker 1: fucking sick uh Andy the man whose handies are now
Speaker 1: back to STRN Forever Danny Clancy Brown is white. Keith
Speaker 1: David that's I mean, that's kind of true. Oh, accept
Speaker 1: that is. John DiMaggio is not really not really well.
Speaker 1: The reason I say that is because Clancy Brown's range
Speaker 1: is crazy, Like he he actually plays people that I
Speaker 1: just had no fucking idea he played like I can't.
Speaker 1: There was one thing that like Clancy Clancy Brown voice rule.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry that I think the most shocking
Speaker 2: was forever mister crabs.
Speaker 1: Well, that's how that's how I knew him. Is the thing.
Speaker 1: Like that's how I first became aware of Clancy Brown.
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, forget you're not a movie Buffy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like I didn't know him from like movie
Speaker 1: from movies at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew him as a very good actor, right
Speaker 2: like shawshank, you know what I mean. Like, so I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck this dude, the the asshole fucking guard
Speaker 2: is mister crabs instant sense.
Speaker 1: To me, Yeah he's in Uh he's in Starship Ship
Speaker 1: Is he in Starship Troopers or uh yeah no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm totally that's like hell hell diver. The existence of
Speaker 1: hell divers is really throwing for a second, like of
Speaker 1: course he is. But then I'm like, wait, I thought,
Speaker 1: like I thought for some reason it was like no,
Speaker 1: it's something like startupers, but like, no, it is Starship Troopers.
Speaker 1: That that is the original.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we didn't talk about the fucking Microsoft thing.
Speaker 1: What Microsoft thing?
Speaker 5: He just didn't let the secret level of freaking master
Speaker 5: chief and fucking doom guy exists.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wait, they were really what do you mean, like they
Speaker 2: had it ready and they just were like no or no,
Speaker 2: that's stupid because those were actually really good.
Speaker 1: I was surprising.
Speaker 2: They were surprisingly good.
Speaker 1: I really liked the PlayStation The PlayStation one was terrible.
Speaker 1: That was the only that was the one that I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is going on? Where they
Speaker 1: were like Crados is just in the middle of the
Speaker 1: street with an Aci and then he just vanishes. It's uh,
Speaker 1: which favorite one is? I think one, but like to me,
Speaker 1: it was also just like very generic. Yeah, it was good, dude.
Speaker 2: I really liked the fucking New World one. Like I
Speaker 2: don't give a ship about New World, haven't played it,
Speaker 2: but like I thought that was that was so it
Speaker 2: was so it was so much funnier than I thought
Speaker 2: it was gonna be. Like I enjoyed the funk out
Speaker 2: of it and then at the very end heartwarming.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this? It was
Speaker 1: really good. I didn't actually watch I only watched two
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: You should watch watch the New World one. It's really
Speaker 2: fucking good. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a guy.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, there's there's one thing I wanted to watch,
Speaker 1: but then I just I watched. So I watched the
Speaker 1: PlayStation one because like for for the show, because I
Speaker 1: was curious as to what was gonna be and it was,
Speaker 1: and it was terrible. It was easily the worst one,
Speaker 1: like but everybody everybody said it was like the the
Speaker 1: absolute worst one by a mile. And then I started
Speaker 1: the pac Man one because I was like curious what
Speaker 1: was gonna be And then an ad started playing and
Speaker 1: then I realized that, like, oh, I'm not like Amazon
Speaker 1: Prime has ads, and then I immediately I turned my
Speaker 1: thing off and I just didn't I didn't watch. I
Speaker 1: just my patience for ads is so low because I
Speaker 1: have YouTube Premium, and if I do have a streaming service,
Speaker 1: it's like HBO or like in Netflix where there are
Speaker 1: no ads. So like, my tolerance is critical low, and
Speaker 1: so I just like I immediately lost any curiosity that
Speaker 1: I had about that show. I will get around to it,
Speaker 1: and I think at that moment, I was just too
Speaker 1: lazy to deal with like an advertisement. But I do
Speaker 1: want to see the Outer World's one, because I do
Speaker 1: like the Outer Worlds. Seafood I heard had a pretty
Speaker 1: cool one.
Speaker 2: Was really good, dope.
Speaker 1: I want to see the Warhammer one because I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of like I'm loosely into war Hammer at this point.
Speaker 2: It just makes me want to be an ultra marine
Speaker 2: like much more.
Speaker 1: It just you want to be Altermarine. It's crazy crazy,
Speaker 1: I mean, how is it not?
Speaker 2: Because like so so when I found out Aulterate, it
Speaker 2: was like, say, when I was younger, I was like, man,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a fucking I want to
Speaker 2: be a cog in fucking Gears of War. Like I
Speaker 2: just like because it's just so fucking ridiculous. It's like absurd,
Speaker 2: like having want to you just want to be a
Speaker 2: grunt and just being huge and muscular so stupid, and
Speaker 2: then seeing these ridiculous as ultra marines.
Speaker 1: But then also with the gaudiness of it too, it's
Speaker 1: like great, so here it is. Here's the voice roll
Speaker 1: that blow my mind? Did you know that you guys
Speaker 1: are gonna flip out when you hear this Clancy brown Dora?
Speaker 2: You're lying?
Speaker 1: He does Dora the Explorer in the show. In the show,
Speaker 1: that's that's such a crazy lie.
Speaker 2: It's not true.
Speaker 5: First of all, I know the voice actress a young
Speaker 5: Hispanic Like, that's a crazy I followed the voice actress
Speaker 5: of Dora on Twitter actually because it's weird. Well, she's
Speaker 5: just a grown ass woman, all right, she's older than
Speaker 5: I am is the original one, the original one.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's perverted. I just think it's weird
Speaker 1: to I think. I'm not saying you're a you're a creep.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's just that's a bizarre voice actor to follow.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 5: She was the voice actor in Cocoa as well too.
Speaker 5: That's why I followed her.
Speaker 1: Because because Lily.
Speaker 2: That's why.
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Speaker 2: Lily sounds.
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Speaker 1: what when you're like four or five is when you
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Speaker 2: And the guy was named hard Hat Harry, and I'm
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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, sorry, you thought you thought you.
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Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: That is my fear with children, honestly, is that like
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Speaker 1: and it's I'm gonna have to answer for it.
Speaker 2: You're called hard hard are That's what That's what the
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Speaker 2: in like it was like his house was it turned
Speaker 2: into almost like a vacuum cleaner full of like trash
Speaker 2: because he just wanted to inhale garbage. And I can't remember.
Speaker 2: It was just like a zombie looking dude that I
Speaker 2: just looked like it was decaying. I remember like odd stuff,
Speaker 2: but I need to watch that show again.
Speaker 1: The show's great, it's a good show. It's a solid
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Speaker 1: Actually empty well, not this, not this one.
Speaker 2: It was their second single. I remember that very distinctly
Speaker 2: because because they have I been listening to Maroon five
Speaker 2: for they wrote to those The first two songs they
Speaker 2: released were not on their album, and the fucking producers
Speaker 2: were like your album sucks. You need to more bangers.
Speaker 2: And they refused until, of course they were forced to
Speaker 2: do it. And it was those songs. It was the
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Speaker 2: that fucking song is called? And then that one This
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Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, don't tell me the Suits were right,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't like hearing that the suits actually
Speaker 2: knocked it on the park.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're right. Sometimes Kansas City, Missouri is older than
Speaker 1: Kansas get your own name, dog shit state. By the way,
Speaker 1: this guy's profile picture is the fucking that goddamn.
Speaker 2: This guy.
Speaker 1: The Monsters, so this so this guy if he's subscribed
Speaker 1: to any other monster Oh fuck, Chatsy's wife isn't canon.
Speaker 1: It is a doll shocking amount of blackface and Sonic three.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 5: Did I notice blackface?
Speaker 1: I guess what.
Speaker 5: There was a moment where the guy turned into a
Speaker 5: black person. The hologram is that black face.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you digital black place, remember
Speaker 1: that that was fun? Did you say I saw a
Speaker 1: video this like recently that made me smile so hard.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 1: It's like bittersweet because it's it's some level of vindication
Speaker 1: on my part and I guess on our part in
Speaker 1: some way. But like it was this this woman. It
Speaker 1: was like a sketch, but it was like some woman
Speaker 1: coming up to some guy and he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: so young men are and it was like approaching. It
Speaker 1: was like some woman approaching like a like a lefty
Speaker 1: millennial or something, and they were like, hey, so young
Speaker 1: young boys are leaning right wing. We need your help.
Speaker 1: And it was just like this guy going like I
Speaker 1: thought I was supposed to sit by and wait for
Speaker 1: marginalized versus voices to be heard, and it was just
Speaker 1: him going like I want to I want to be
Speaker 1: able to call things gain and retarded. And then we
Speaker 1: get and like all this time and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Like that
Speaker 1: there seems to be like some at least in all
Speaker 1: this chaos, there is at least like some shift where
Speaker 1: like I think some semblance of reasonableness might actually come
Speaker 1: out of this where it's just like hey, we'll see
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not getting my hopes. But like that's
Speaker 1: the first time I've seen something like that. On my
Speaker 1: for you page and a fucking forever want to get
Speaker 1: his things retarded, and I want to make a joke
Speaker 1: and you to fucking think about what the joke means.
Speaker 1: Instead of like being angry at the words, He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, what.
Speaker 5: Sucks is that the people that think that often sucks
Speaker 5: so much, Dick, that's the problem. It's like, yeah, they
Speaker 5: don't they really think we live. They never know because
Speaker 5: they never thought that they that's not what they were thinking.
Speaker 5: I think what happens they were thinking, I want to
Speaker 5: be racist. I think a lot of people are like
Speaker 5: the word. I think that's what happened is that we
Speaker 5: there exist right where the people like us.
Speaker 1: But we also just know they use that as they
Speaker 1: don't actually believe.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah for sure. But we're like, all right, cool,
Speaker 5: we can say.
Speaker 2: The problem was other people on the outside didn't know
Speaker 2: how to differentiate they did. They couldn't tell who was
Speaker 2: they couldn't tell who was reasonable just being funny and
Speaker 2: who was a fucking cunt. They couldn't tell the difference.
Speaker 2: And then now they co opted it. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just want to be able to say what I want, man,
Speaker 2: freedom of speech. I should be able to beat up people.
Speaker 1: For that ship.
Speaker 2: I'm like, like, no, I've never I've never once been like,
Speaker 2: I've talked about censorship, but I've never used the phrase
Speaker 2: freedom of speech.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. That's never menia there because that's
Speaker 1: not that's not work. I don't know, people don't know,
Speaker 1: people don't know anything. It's it's really crazy we're doing
Speaker 1: yeah whatever. The fish dude I was. I was literally
Speaker 1: just like, dude, if this fire comes, come against me,
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving, like fucking whatever, whatever, Take me, Take
Speaker 1: me the fuck out the fish that swims up here.
Speaker 1: Either when you piss uh smitchy the kids you pip
Speaker 1: kind of my pip up possum was actually homeless, but
Speaker 1: now they're back. Shannon Sharp's colon falling out on Instagram live.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck ushe.
Speaker 1: Oh, Michelle, could you pop that back here real quick?
Speaker 2: Did you see?
Speaker 1: Yah? Wait? What see? Shan You know there. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say there's a video Shannon sharks colon falling out,
Speaker 1: but I just I lost interest in the bit before
Speaker 1: I started it. Sweety flosses with his own piss yummy.
Speaker 1: I'm just here so I don't get killed asking for
Speaker 1: breast milk at the restaurant. Fuck it? Uh Star Coffee.
Speaker 1: Put the mask back in chrismass my massive cock. Uh
Speaker 1: did you really fucking think there'd be no consequences for
Speaker 1: all your tomfoolery? Dafoe sneered as he drew a weapon. Uh.
Speaker 1: Craig the Canadian Duchy on a boat? Ho. Uh it's
Speaker 1: your boy, Shawne d friendly neighborhood sex offender Serprice Agent
Speaker 1: two six seven RF Gay Junior. If y'all re already
Speaker 1: on Chris's apartment, does that mean no more? Inward tank
Speaker 1: and word tank you and we're club? You mean? Oh
Speaker 1: is that what you mean? And we're club?
Speaker 2: I guess I assume because I was like, it's either
Speaker 2: dark tank or I said, but he said in words,
Speaker 2: he like put them both together. Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: we still do this motimes like if in work club.
Speaker 2: I feel like that needs to be shopped. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: because I love I just I just love the name
Speaker 2: of that and feel like it shouldn't die. But also
Speaker 2: I just think it needs to be repurposed because I
Speaker 2: just don't it's eclipse. Shows are very hard to do, Actually.
Speaker 1: Close are hard to do, specially that's the real word.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't say hard, very tedious. We got an editor, we
Speaker 1: could like just get that.
Speaker 2: But if we reach a certain threshold, like if we
Speaker 2: if we keep building, then we can actually make a
Speaker 2: lot of cool things happen. But as of right now,
Speaker 2: we're kind of we're you know, we're working on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're working on it. It goes like this,
Speaker 1: her balls are dick with sequin gloves. She tugs my nips.
Speaker 1: The Drag Show Queen was moaning, hallelujah, nice nice three
Speaker 1: x O, cheering obnoxiously after learning Nick fuent As as HIV.
Speaker 1: I did hear that. I don't know if that's true enough.
Speaker 2: I saw that that was a big one that I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about on the show, and then it
Speaker 2: had already lost the steam.
Speaker 1: Though, yeah, I don't even know if is that real?
Speaker 1: So so because that would be fucking hilarious, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I count Russia.
Speaker 2: Today reported on it. Come on, like, it's imagine Russia
Speaker 2: Today reporting on Nick Flint is getting AIDS. It's not,
Speaker 2: of course, it's not real, but it's it's just so funny.
Speaker 2: It was the fact that it was like a because
Speaker 2: I didn't even click on it to see if that
Speaker 2: count is real or not. I just imagine it's why
Speaker 2: would Russia today reporting on this?
Speaker 1: They do? They fucking propaganda, not stupid funny ship like that.
Speaker 1: You know, So.
Speaker 2: It would be great if it was real, because then
Speaker 2: I would actually I would have actually DM Destiny be like, hey, bro,
Speaker 2: I really appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for giving, thanks for thank you for further insinuating
Speaker 2: the fucking thank you for helping me further insinuate the whole.
Speaker 5: Aide and homosexuality thing, because I think that's funny on
Speaker 5: my part. Yes, I know it's probably likely not you
Speaker 5: that gave it to him, but like, I like the
Speaker 5: fact in my head you did, and I can be
Speaker 5: a fucking homophobe.
Speaker 2: Think I appreciate you. Have a good night.
Speaker 1: A former friend. A former friend recently sent her autistic
Speaker 1: teenage daughter to school in the in the Ahago shirt
Speaker 1: or Gal, how do you say that?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Ah, hey, Gal, I don't know what that is. Uh
Speaker 1: it's uh so it's that fucking anime orgasm face. It's
Speaker 1: a a h e oh okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's that's crazy work that they would do that because
Speaker 2: did they did they understand what that meant?
Speaker 1: Did they understand what that was?
Speaker 2: Probably not? Probably not?
Speaker 5: But their kids on this their pay You think this
Speaker 5: would be really interesting if say me like this, mama,
Speaker 5: well and their parent was like, I guess I do
Speaker 5: love you because I.
Speaker 1: Have to, because I have to anyway, Slurfing, stroking, smoking,
Speaker 1: joking emoticons going like this drip m h Lord of
Speaker 1: All Drip Indiana Jones, but instead of using a whip,
Speaker 1: he uses his own colon. That's he has it wrapped
Speaker 1: around his hand like he has the whip. Fucking Indiana Crons.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that is fucking insane. Op, you won't you
Speaker 1: blow me? Waiting for the sweet hunter tier I want
Speaker 1: his kremlin to Grandma and drinking squirrel girls ass cracks sweat.
Speaker 5: Look, man, she is bubbled up for some reason.
Speaker 1: She's she's caked up, man, cause.
Speaker 2: She's not like that in the comics at all. But
Speaker 2: I ain't here to complain. I ain't mad at it though.
Speaker 1: Saint Saint uh Sweeney's four acres and a mule are
Speaker 1: his tooth gap and Lily that's crazy wage slave five
Speaker 1: eighty three Peppini Brothers Carl urban daring Jack Waye to
Speaker 1: stick his hand into the fire for the Novacane movie
Speaker 1: Doc Doncerson or Euie. This is gonna be a colon joke,
Speaker 1: but the cons killed it, done killed it in the
Speaker 1: same fucking episode they started it. H gage six pp
Speaker 1: teenage mutant. Uh, whoa is it is?
Speaker 2: What it is?
Speaker 1: It's it's tutant mean age needle titles? What the hell
Speaker 1: are those?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: He didn't need wat needle titles? Tut mean age needle tedles? Holy?
Speaker 1: Really so bananas? That fucked me up? Holy oh needleles.
Speaker 2: Eight needle.
Speaker 1: Meenage needles. That's fucking m one k three evans. Hey,
Speaker 1: my dad used to punish me my publicly embarrassing me
Speaker 1: with tart speak too. Meebe fishy. Nick Foorantes has aids,
Speaker 1: that's real. Look it up. I love how many people.
Speaker 1: I love how many people are spreading this.
Speaker 2: We just wanted.
Speaker 1: Forcing my family to watch gup till eighty nine's Top
Speaker 1: Hot Top ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters on Christmas. If
Speaker 1: you actually did that, God bless you, because that's like
Speaker 1: one of my favorite YouTube videos ever.
Speaker 2: Look at these smoke shows.
Speaker 1: Here we go I'll never forget that image of him
Speaker 1: speeding up. His footage of him running down the street,
Speaker 1: so he's moving as fast as sonic is ingrained in
Speaker 1: my memory. Like that is an iconic fucking.
Speaker 2: YouTube video that is a constant in my life.
Speaker 1: John Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine. I gotta blow my
Speaker 1: nose so bad. Uh. Simon lewis avery, but written like
Speaker 1: RL sign uh here we shut the fuck up. That's
Speaker 1: s l avery. That's cool, that's awesome, that's good. I
Speaker 1: have to think about it for a second. The first
Speaker 1: surge Key David Mickey Mouse gaping, Ron DeSantis of this
Speaker 1: commedically oversized, cocked so hard as colon falls out a
Speaker 1: boomer locust, but with a whip yelling the N word. Uh.
Speaker 1: One of these days, Kingston, one of these days, bang
Speaker 1: zoom out your colon. Pre Roz, Chris, just look at
Speaker 1: Sween and Y'll fuck you. It's crazy. Blake eight ninety six.
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? I am the Ouz
Speaker 1: Beck Tommy Squealer. Do you think Brian Thompson's last words
Speaker 1: was what it's the most wonderful time to be queer?
Speaker 1: Alast you. I want to field trash cousin here the
Speaker 1: racial pain Hurricane Miller, Texas State of Salad, Young Sheldon
Speaker 1: getting punched so Hardy explodes. I'm not I'm not reading that.
Speaker 1: I'm not reading that, Nikki. Oh yes, yes, yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not reading read it.
Speaker 2: Read it?
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Speaker 1: I'm finna quit, I'm finna quint mmm.
Speaker 2: I deserve a better in this.
Speaker 1: Fifty three Shades of gay Dom. The Giant Worms Colon
Speaker 1: fell out. Oh my god, squirt words sucking on his
Speaker 1: own notes.
Speaker 6: Hmm, that's so fucking disgusting to imagine he's drinking it. Dude.
Speaker 1: Whoopstuf for Goldberg menacingly God, I can't even well juices
Speaker 1: preheated toast. Sorry, miss Jackson, badly Brave dog the Colon
Speaker 1: Hunter etherury and needs help blowing his weapon in Halo
Speaker 1: three Orange Man Hunter, feed a man a rat, satisfy
Speaker 1: his rat desire. Ro Jogan nay from melpous one and
Speaker 1: rowning out our list. As always as God intends, the
Speaker 1: King of.
Speaker 2: Haphazard pass and I'm proud to be an American, because
Speaker 2: at least I know one for you and some did
Speaker 2: something else. I'm terrified of mine old riadies, and I
Speaker 2: stand up next to you with a rocheous man in him.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I hate these niggas. You know
Speaker 1: what's crazy about that is that you know John Oliver
Speaker 1: did a great segment on that song. Did you know
Speaker 1: that there's like a version of it that he did
Speaker 1: for Canada that's literally just the same thing, Dude, there's
Speaker 1: literally I'm proud to be a Canadian, this fucking guy and.
Speaker 2: It's and it's by the same guy. He did the
Speaker 2: same He wrote the song for that. He probably did
Speaker 2: it for everything. I'm poud to be in an Arabian, Assyrian, African,
Speaker 2: I'm proud to be can I'm proud to be a
Speaker 2: Jamaican American. He he's he's like what's his name in
Speaker 2: his throne, fucking Scrooge McDuff on the Storm of Gold
Speaker 2: or like the Emperor for a fucking warhammer the Golden Throat. Dude,
Speaker 2: that would be so fucking genius. Proud to be more
Speaker 2: than there are places in the least I.
Speaker 1: Know I have, Sarah, I don't know what does he
Speaker 1: even say in the Canadian on What does that even do? Dude?
Speaker 1: It's it's where at least I know I'm free. It's
Speaker 1: still like hold on, let me look it up. It
Speaker 1: literally is the same he didn't. It's that's even it's
Speaker 1: even lazier. It's just lately like wow, uh Lee Greenwood lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm proud to be a Canadian, or at least I
Speaker 1: know I'm free, and I won't forget the man who
Speaker 1: died who gave that right to me, and I'll gladly
Speaker 1: stand up next to you and defend her still today
Speaker 1: because there ain't no doubt. I love this land. God
Speaker 1: bless you Canada. I'm not even this is not a joke,
Speaker 1: he says. From the from the shores of Nova Scotia
Speaker 1: to the forest in BC, from Montreal to Winnipeg, from
Speaker 1: sea to shining seas. So that's crazy, dude, I know, dude,
Speaker 1: it really is. It really is.
Speaker 6: Truly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm proud to be a Nigerian, well at least
Speaker 1: like because at least I'm I'm fucking I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: technically free. Anyway, Let's get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back on normal schedule. I think next week.
Speaker 1: There's some weird there's a lot going on right now,
Speaker 1: there's like fires, potential evacuations. Maybe maybe not. Apologies for
Speaker 1: the little delay on on that regard, but we're probably
Speaker 1: I think we'll record the extra m O in after
Speaker 1: the next EPISO, so we do. I think I agree,
Speaker 1: because I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go
Speaker 1: get groceries to make sure that uh grocers might be
Speaker 1: on fire. Yeah we might.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there might be people biting each other fire out there,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, damn and literally just left without me
Speaker 7: did I went to the I went to the seven
Speaker 7: eleven earlier. I went to the seven eleven earlier to
Speaker 7: get a tea, and like the power was out.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, fuck man, damn it, how
Speaker 5: am I gonna? I can't fucking have my gool such tonight.
Speaker 1: So uh, we'll be back on schedule, uh uh next week.
Speaker 1: Uh and then we'll all be good. Uh. Appreciate your patience,
Speaker 1: Thanks for sticking with us, Thanks for tuning in to
Speaker 1: this episode, first episode of the twenty the New Year,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. We'll catch you next time. Uh.
Speaker 2: Bye bye okay, they think