Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to after nine
another movie night. We did not plan to be this quick,
but you know stretch goals for GBDA, people passed it,
and there's a movie that kept coming up those twenty
four hours, and we're doing it today. I'm the straight
out of Worlds trust now, and I'm joined.
Speaker 2: By I am the prepared cir compatser.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm dyling with I'm the World of Wars Taylor Field.
Speaker 4: There you go, Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are by.
You know, Taylor just spout there, we're watching a war.
I guess yours is flipped.
Speaker 1: War of the World's not the some people would say
Spielberg classic. There's a scary movie one, well that's called
Scary Movie five. That's not called War the Worlds. No
one would search War of the Worlds and that wouldn't
pop up to you.
Speaker 3: Almost believe you, Taylor, you almost, And then look at today.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that there's like a one season I
don't think it was good. I think there's like a
one season adaptation of the book that Spielberg did the
show for. But I don't think this is anything I
have not I don't know what this is. To be honest,
all I knew was you know, and again to stretch
or to say what happened was one of our stretch
goals Giue Day, if you hit it was okay. The
patrons are gonna pick an after nine Movie Night had
a feeling's gonna be this because people even before.
Speaker 4: GVD are like, you guys should watch War the World.
Speaker 1: And I think it's just because there's definitely some people
you know detailed recently earlier this year when he did
his Patreon producer pick Good Fellas, you know, a very
clay movie. But I'm gonna say about eighty five percent
of the Patreon picks or the Patreon producer retros, there
are always something, you know, Kirkle with someone Color out
of Space.
Speaker 4: Before this, there's always something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people want to scalbur Yeah, they want to make
us just and I think because they probably enjoy when
we have to discuss some bad movies. And this is
apparently one of the ultimate bad movies, one of the
worst reviewed movies. I'll say at least of the decade.
I think it could be of all time. But I
didn't do my homework, but I think it's that it
was rocking a zero percent run to MELS for many
many weeks. I think it's up to four or three now,
so you got that going on, and who knows those
people watched it genuinely, I don't know if it was more.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, this is great.
Speaker 1: But what we're gonna do here is I'm gonna hit
go live on the link right now, and people are
gonna start joining because what we're gonna do is at
six fifteen PMPs T, maybe just a little bit after
we're gonna go live, so we're gonna give people about
ten fifteen minutes to get in here. But yeah, what
we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be watching The
War the World's twenty twenty five ice cube. I should
put them the title of twenty twenty five on the date,
but I, like I said, I don't know if this
is like an adaptation of that same Spielberg book or
what it has the same title. Because once people start
talking about this and we got closer to GVD, I
was trying to avoid anything. I've only seen I think
about five seconds of this movie via like a gift
that someone made just because I did not want to
be spoiled and see what's going on. All I know
is that it's supposedly a very poorly made.
Speaker 4: Movie, but at the same time, I think it's gonna
be so bad, so good. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: But Kirkland, obviously you've had some little whispers in area
recently of you know, a fellow patron, someone that's a
you know, popped in Hadalgo himself here and there, never
on in person, but popped into the etheros of geek first.
But uh so, obviously you probably knew about this movie
before was on our track to do this.
Speaker 4: What's your history of the or the world's before he
watched this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, as my name suggests, I am prepared
for this because I watched the Steven Spielberg version earlier
this week when I was home sick watching some movies,
and I figured, we're, you know, better, better know the
whole backstory of what's going on. I don't know if
his does link up with, you know, the the other
version or not.
Speaker 2: I assume no.
Speaker 5: But Hidalgo himself has been just sending me like through
the reels or whatever the algorithms he's like, it is
on his radar and he keeps itting them my way,
and just some of the clips I've seen his.
Speaker 3: New Hidalgo, Yeah it's his new muse.
Speaker 6: Is his new mws.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just just some of the clips I've seen is
so bad it's it's it's good, and I hope it
stays that way throughout. I hope it's not just like
boring and no laughable moments. I'm sure there will be,
just with some of the things I have seen.
Speaker 7: Ice Cube is he's.
Speaker 6: I don't know if Cylinders, I don't know if he's
a good actor.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I haven't seen him act in.
Speaker 8: Since Are We There Yet?
Speaker 6: Like actually, that's where my mind went.
Speaker 5: I was thinking right along, but like, oh, I know,
if I watched that one, I feel like it was yeah,
are We There Yet?
Speaker 2: Which is a Disney movie which is hilarious.
Speaker 1: But yeah, for people, I'll say that when we introduced
the person, Streamers made this new update where while you're
in the room now, which I actually quite like because
before people come in, you never know.
Speaker 4: It'll only for us.
Speaker 3: It'll say Blank has entered the notifications of John on
the on the street.
Speaker 4: That's true, John, that's only for us.
Speaker 8: It doesn't show publicly on the.
Speaker 1: Loan publicly because we got to bring them in so
which we're gonna in a second here, But yeah, John
on the trivia would have been just in and out
twenty four to seven, so would.
Speaker 3: Have been walking to Yeah, I would crash the streamyards notifications.
Speaker 4: Dylan, you know what's going on in this movie?
Speaker 3: I do. I feel like you watched it alright, whether
it was on I think it's during our trivia or
something people were talking about it. I feel like I
know the premise now of what's going on there, but
I haven't actually seen a trailer or anything, so I
don't want to spoil what I think it is. But
I hope it is as bad as it sounds, because
it's so bad it's good. Category is kind of what
I'm hoping for here.
Speaker 1: That was our last movie night right. We did Netflix
and Fail in honor of the ten years, So it's.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of hoose that movie called even.
Speaker 1: Extinction, Yes, right, that's what it was. Yeah, but it
got it got, it got better as it went along.
But mister Field, you looking forward to this.
Speaker 9: Oh you know?
Speaker 10: Part of me is I I like War of the Worlds.
I think it's sweet speak again.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it is that, Like, I don't
know if it is that. I really have no idea.
It might literally just have the exact same title.
Speaker 10: I will say I enjoy the original War of the
Worlds and I want to watch I think that BBC
show as for this for the Worlds. I may have
seen the odd couple of things. But I'm not gonna
say anything about what we're getting into. But I think
we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're gonna have a good time. So all right, first,
I'm gonna bring in April here. April, how's it going good?
So I know you don't got to say anything, but
I know about your letterbox. You have seen this movie.
I did not click on said review because I did
not want to. Uh an, okay, good. You never know
those Some people do the two sense reviews. Some people
at the walls they don't want to see anything. But yeah,
how I don't know what's up? Do someone have a
question for April to not completely reveal her thoughts but
the same time ask her a question? And I'm trying
to find the best way to maneuver this, and I
think I'm officially stumped. After ten years geek for how
to you know, like, how would you set this up
for us?
Speaker 4: April? Let's say, how do you set this up for
first time watchers?
Speaker 11: I'm really excited to watch it as a group, so
I think it'll be fun, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 3: I think it's a good sign that you aren't even
here and like willing to see the second time. Sure,
that's more than I would have expected for it.
Speaker 8: So what rating?
Speaker 11: Holding my standards too high?
Speaker 12: There?
Speaker 8: But what was your rating? On letter?
Speaker 4: Reveal at the end? At the end revealed? I feel like,
since you're here, are you here for us?
Speaker 8: You here because of your rating? And don't say what
your rating was?
Speaker 1: Okay, she has a horror fan, so it might be
like a saw like Tobin bell jigs like watching through
the keyhole.
Speaker 4: But she's you know, she's watching us some pain, like
she likes seeing that, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like that sort of thing. So uh and then
you know before we keep going here. Why I was
laughing is because, like I said, we have the stream yard,
we get a notification of block Blanks entered the room,
and for the first time ever, we got this name,
which I could not you know, didn't wasn't prepared for
but we got Haidalgo had.
Speaker 4: Entered the stream yard.
Speaker 1: Tyler is making his uh d you here on geek first,
he's almost a couple of times afternoon almost on the
gy Gifer's goll. One time we had you lined up,
it didn't work out, but here you are, Hadalgo for
making your your came in for.
Speaker 4: No no time for a dog. But war the world's
maybe even better. So how's it going, sir?
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm all right, it's lucky. I was even able
to make it here. I only here because I injured myself,
so it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't sound lucky.
Speaker 12: Just a step at work and hurt my back. So
oh no, I wasn't able to go out of town,
which led to me be in here. So I was
I recommended this movie and then I wasn't gonna be
able to be here.
Speaker 1: So Kirkland told us, Yeah, I feel you might have
been the first person that threw it out there. So
if we end up hating this, I'm gonna blame you
because other people were like, the whole day was coming
up and whatnot.
Speaker 4: So So how do go? You've you know, I know
your name, don't think that's I don't know if you
get that choice here.
Speaker 12: Whatever. Either way, I guess you might be hit.
Speaker 4: Dog or forever. But so, Tyler, you have watched this before?
Have you watched this in full?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 12: You have?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 12: I just clips and need yeah, because I couldn't tell
if the clips were real, Like yes, every single clip
of the movie seemed like it could have been edited
by someone.
Speaker 1: Because I think that's the only clip I saw with
someone saying like, how is this real before we were
doing it, and it did look like one of those
where it's a Mendela effect where they do a real
movie but they edit something in. But then I was
told that is the real thing. So I was like, oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 12: I forgot you know why it's so bad? Yeah, exactly,
movie that's getting a zero. I need to see it
to know why exactly. It's a a historic time here.
So we're joined by another another Canadian brother, Mike. How's
it going tonight, sir?
Speaker 4: Helloo?
Speaker 12: Doing good?
Speaker 4: How about you guys? Hopefully good? Ask me in an
hour and a half from now. I will say I prep.
Speaker 1: Everybody when they pulled Amazon unless they got the ad
free thing to hit play and then pause, because I
did that because I had two minutes of ads before
there is an AD in the middle, So we're gonna
try our Maybe it'd be great if it's synced up,
but if it doesn't, we'll just work our best. I
feel like this is a movie you can probably fill
each other in.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 8: Pretty think there's pivotal I'm not too.
Speaker 1: Worried, but if there is, April You'll have to be
our guide in that moment too, because if we all
miss some mother stuff, You've seen it before.
Speaker 4: So but Mike, what about you?
Speaker 1: What's uh have you seen this before? If not, what
are you prepared for? What have you seen of of it?
Speaker 12: Then?
Speaker 4: If you haven't seen it?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 15: Oh, I feel like I've watched it was like a
two day period where there were so many like YouTube
reactions to reviews, and I feel like I know the
gist of it, but we'll see how it how it goes.
I mean, like you was talking about. When I hear
ice Cube, the first thing I think of is are
we there yet? So I'm not sure he was really
gonna follow in that pantheon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, classics, Yeah, kirk.
Speaker 1: Lant, you didn't mention uh, Triple X two State of
Union like another class I always yeah, with the great
Womb of Foe. You know he was he took over
Vin Diesel and then he does appear in the third one.
He saves Vin Diesel's life and they try to triple
X four but it never never never seen Triple X.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one. One we've talked about at
some point we got to watch. That's a Taylor movie.
You would have had that on rotation. I feel like
if you had.
Speaker 1: Seen it early to repeat, may probably you're beIN fan.
So but yeah, we're gonna do this one.
Speaker 4: So uh yeah, we'll.
Speaker 1: Give it three mores just in case anyone starts or
comes in. So, yeah, I guessaid play through hit hit
the first two minutes here. Let's get the ads out
of the way because yeah, I still I'm prepped, okay
Prime because they used to have no ads on Video
Prime then they change it, right, I think that's a
recent thing.
Speaker 4: Extra, Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 15: I think they have limited ads when it's like the
first week of a new episode of a TV show
like Fallout. They had no ads only in the beginning, right.
Speaker 3: Which was good because thought they would have ham it
up even more put some extra ones in there.
Speaker 12: At least they tell you when it is. Though the
fact that I can see that it's halfway through prepares
me for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and I do feel like ads for me aren't
as bad as maybe they would have been ten years
ago over twenty because we have so much stuff between
laptops and phones and switches. It's like, what's an AD breaking?
Where before you say, oh my god, this feels like forever,
but now there's so many times where I'll pull up
my phone and the AD break's already done, you know, like,
oh this this ended much sooner. So I feel like
that's one thing where, you know, I think the only
subscription I have that has.
Speaker 4: No ads is the Netflix one. I think that's the only.
Speaker 1: One, and everything else like YouTube I've never got the
YouTube whatever premium, even though the main feature would not
be for ads, it would be for the closing your
phone while listening to you, because I have to have
it all the time, oh so much.
Speaker 4: Butterfingers, it's my pocket.
Speaker 1: Okay, what Taylor's There's with me?
Speaker 12: Right, are you?
Speaker 8: I'm with you?
Speaker 12: I'm with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's yeah, like.
Speaker 1: This sounds stupid, but like the big, bold, Beautiful Journey
trailer the version of the Gracie Abrams song, but it's
nowhere but the trailer, so I can only listen to
it on YouTube. And so many times my thighs touched
the phone or my elbow moves it and then it's
onto a different video and I'm watching. I don't know
something about.
Speaker 3: You get your getting my shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if I'm taking the dog out and it
just moves like sometimes the pocket for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you spend.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you though, if I got the YouTube preview,
this wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 15: But alas uh, I feel like that sorts have the
weirdest ads for me is crave because sometimes it'll like
stop and buffer as if an AD is coming, and
I'll wait like three seconds and it's like it skips
the ad or something like I just like get a
freebie or what's going on here?
Speaker 11: That's good thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, craves are HBO Max.
Speaker 3: It's what you'd expect for Canadian products, like.
Speaker 1: I'm happy we get almost I'm happy we get the
content zones fucking awful.
Speaker 6: Don't even sit the bottom.
Speaker 1: That's the worst. That's the nfl app here. The only
thing that's good is we get at all. But man,
it is just like talk about buffering but uh, you know,
bringing a person that many time has a minute that
she's stolen apps from many of her family Summer Hansy
is here for or or the World's twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4: How's it going summer on the Saturday night?
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm really excited.
Speaker 16: I think we all knew.
Speaker 11: This is going to be the choice.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why are we eating?
Speaker 8: Shrek two was going around.
Speaker 1: I shut out to uh yeah, try putting Bambi and
I can't remember who puting Trek too, but shout out
to the people that try, you know again, try try
again in the future.
Speaker 4: That could happen.
Speaker 1: But I I even thought that was like, oh, these
people are putting like this is a lost cause, Like
I knew, and they was like, yeah, war the World's
won like ninety four percent or something of the boat
like this is a lost cause sort of thing.
Speaker 4: I've never even seen a golden Geeks have this much
of the time.
Speaker 3: This movie will win anything.
Speaker 4: So yeah, hey, the rites are coming.
Speaker 12: Whoa wa won with the record for the lowest rating,
Well there you go, don't forget about that.
Speaker 4: I'll yeah, at.
Speaker 1: Least in the few accolades it has will be like
the one of five.
Speaker 4: We'll take that.
Speaker 1: So and just at the buzzer because we're gonna start
the movie now, the man in the chair, S.
Speaker 4: Bubbs is here. How's it going? S Bubs?
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: And I I'm gonna ask you second cause the days
summer summer?
Speaker 4: Have you seen this movie before?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 17: Screenshots and stuff.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: It's like the Blair Witch Project or it's like the
Ring Viewtube, like hey have you heard this thing going around?
Speaker 3: Like that's where the world past it together with all
the different clips and screenshots that everyone is individually too.
Speaker 1: That'd be a great like yeah, tableau like puzzle to try,
like what have you seen?
Speaker 4: What have you seen? But s Bubbs, what have you
seen this movie? Anything? Clips?
Speaker 14: I haven't seen the movie, but I've actinitely seen like
a few cliffs. But I don't even know like how
long I see. It's like I honest say, I've probably
seen max like maybe like three minutes of clips because
people just post like the same stuff like I've seen
like two or three clips like a bunch of times.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the movie's an hour and thirty minutes so
you then you got one hundred or hour twenty seven
left that you haven't seen.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna fill that in.
Speaker 1: So, okay, has everyone hit playing gone through ads if
they have them? If you do that now just case yeah,
and then let's know, and then we'll do a three
two one.
Speaker 4: And that's click So three two one click not you know,
not a click on one. Just clarify.
Speaker 14: So, and my nickname here is not related to this movie.
But you guys are just talking about and I'd honestly
forgotten until now that we watched that Extinction movie. It
just you forget about that alien that we were laughing
about so much.
Speaker 3: Alien.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the combat guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what happens, you know. Like I said when
we did Netflix, if when we pulled up the list
of ones we'd.
Speaker 4: Watched, like, I have no memory. I got Men in
Black sapped.
Speaker 1: But okay, so it's rated sixteen plus flashing lights, violence, smoking,
and foul language.
Speaker 4: So there you go. Folks. You've been worried, PRIs play
No not yet?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, I'm waiting nervous, like a minute fifty five there, I.
Speaker 4: Got fifteen minutes of AD. I got the version where
they pay me to have it and that nothing. But
it's just.
Speaker 17: But I think in the description it did say that
it's based on the original War of the World's novel.
Speaker 13: I think it's like based on the same thing.
Speaker 15: I'm sure Jells would be proud.
Speaker 4: So this must be public domain or something. I guess now, right, Okay.
Speaker 14: That must be from like the I mean it probably
is from like the twenties or something.
Speaker 1: Get Ready, Taylor, you said you love these War of
the World's get Ready, write that script and we'll make it.
Speaker 8: Published in eighteen ninety eight.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Really, I didn't think it was that.
Speaker 8: Let's do it. Let's do a movie that was.
Speaker 1: That was ahead of its time with all these aliens
and stuff, like eighteen ninety crazy, Like, imagine reading that
story back then before nineteen hundred.
Speaker 8: Oh, it must have scared the shit out of people.
Speaker 12: Back then.
Speaker 4: He was like the first science fiction writer that He
also wrote The Time Machine.
Speaker 8: Oh that's a great fucking movie.
Speaker 11: Giving up for Mary Shelley a little bit there, but
I guess yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Time Machine guy Pierce. Yeah, that's a that's a banger,
right there. So all right, hands you got fifteen minutes off.
Still what's going on?
Speaker 18: Thirty eight seconds?
Speaker 4: You're good to go?
Speaker 13: I think, So what do you?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 12: You think?
Speaker 4: So that's a pretty easy you just hit play. What
do you mean?
Speaker 14: I want?
Speaker 13: He's putting froze.
Speaker 4: I'm about to start the Universal logoin VHS tape in
the logo right now.
Speaker 13: Yeah, the world's like the secret copy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the world's about to turn here.
Speaker 1: So so you so this is yeah, okay, so universal.
So I guess they sold it to Paramount for sure.
They didn't want to give this on a theatrical release.
Speaker 4: I guess. So this was film drink, could I think?
Speaker 13: Ye? I think I read that it was like delayed
for a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like five six years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, geez, okay, ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: So three two one, then we have played. Okay, three
two one, let's do this five or six? Yeah, that's
cooking right there we go.
Speaker 19: Okay, it's like Ice keeps playing a man named William Radford.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, here we go, Here we go, Okay,
Homeland security, h oh.
Speaker 12: Here we go.
Speaker 18: Is that a real job title? Do you think Domestic
Terror Analyst sounds legitimate?
Speaker 1: Maybe not the exact title, but something I bet there's
something out there.
Speaker 3: Like a GTA map going on here?
Speaker 4: He does, Yeah, oh white house is only one color? Okay? Cool?
Does anyone think they could do this job like in
real life?
Speaker 2: Down I do manually do it all? Or is this
like algorithms?
Speaker 4: I'm not entirely sure what he's doing yet.
Speaker 1: He's just looking at landmarks right now. Okay, he's taking
the sites, He's he's remembering.
Speaker 4: The city, Like why is he listening to I guess.
Speaker 14: You guys like who haven't who haven't like looked at
anything from the movie, Like know what like the gimmick
of it is at all?
Speaker 4: I know it's this like this the whole movie.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeahs like that.
Speaker 1: I think that was at least hard to avoid because
the clips and even the post this movie is.
Speaker 4: Him like in the computer chair.
Speaker 1: Like that's why I wonder, like, how was this cooking
for five to six years old?
Speaker 4: Just dropped her old man.
Speaker 3: As the geek first guy in the chair. Do you
feel seen.
Speaker 13: That's my job?
Speaker 14: When when Travis forgets something on High Level Threat?
Speaker 4: No, you did say you saw that movie Travis.
Speaker 3: Threat has all the lenderbox pulled up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh eve a longoria hell yeah, okay, you know
she saved John Wick.
Speaker 4: I wasn't for her. John Wick wouldn't be a thing.
I'm not seen the Cheetos movie she directed.
Speaker 12: Last the Spotify sponsor.
Speaker 8: Then they paid a lot of money.
Speaker 4: WHOA, this's a storm? What the.
Speaker 3: That's insane?
Speaker 12: Who's that guy?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, they show like everything is the natural storm and
then they just go to.
Speaker 4: One cut where the world is splitting apart in the A.
I don't know what's wrong on the weather? Ohlson?
Speaker 14: Yeah, what his actual name with the actors forget Clark Clark.
Speaker 4: Gregg, Yeah, Clark greg Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is this tied the MCU? Does anyone know that? Is that?
Is that the big payot's.
Speaker 13: Actually it's doctor shows up at.
Speaker 4: The I am your father's.
Speaker 3: Oh it's no YouTube ads. I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: Government account on government account. They got that all un lock, right,
you know.
Speaker 3: Home secure literally doom. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's not good. That's a lot of blips there.
Speaker 13: WHOA, what's the time stamp for? You?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 20: Are on?
Speaker 13: Because I paused for like a second.
Speaker 4: I'm at four thirteen.
Speaker 3: Travis, you jumped the gun somehow a couple of seconds
behind you.
Speaker 4: Okay, like bout make it funner. Yeah, we're all over.
Speaker 1: We're experiencing a storm at different time points.
Speaker 12: Check mark Goodman, No good, it's not even working.
Speaker 4: It's just her WhatsApp checks just like that. I love too.
He's hacking and er, what's that? Check? But his photo
is him still like he's it's not like, uh, it's
what's happen? Yeah, okay, it is actually his what Okay?
I thought he was like hacking in so oh that's creepy.
Oh we're going to really creepy now he's in a
refrigerator fridge cam. Yeah. I feel like you shouldn't be
doing this on the job. This is a person. This
is definitely a write up for sure.
Speaker 12: This is where your taxes are going. Yeah, oh, ship,
find those v Bucks.
Speaker 3: Subs purchase.
Speaker 2: He's gonna hack into our stream yard here pretty soon.
Speaker 4: We're watching the movie with ice cube. It does feel
like that. Yeah, oh look this game.
Speaker 19: Quantum Planets, Quantum Planets Quantum Planets.
Speaker 12: The game.
Speaker 4: And whose games that say he's the leading his son probably,
Oh my god, his son's been Oh wow, his son
is quick.
Speaker 13: There's Davey.
Speaker 21: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love they were just You're just talking to
Eva Longoria about like a like a world threatened or
at least a country threatening storm, and she called and
he had hung up on her while he rings this
kid out of and then priorities like he just saw
the earth ripping a party, the guys, this could wait.
H mm hmm, says the guy who's like snooping on
all his kids personal life.
Speaker 6: It's all he's done.
Speaker 4: He's not even there to do his job. He just
spies on his family the whole time. So far as
more adaptation of nineteen eighty four than the world. Yeah,
I guess so, Yeah, disruptor I p.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Steve, Oh my god, oh no.
Speaker 4: I'm like instinctively following the mouse with my mouse. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't like how much control he has.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I like how like each of the things on
like this, like on these drop downe venues are just
like control plate.
Speaker 12: Like one play coming dear the drone and then he
answers a FaceTime call.
Speaker 13: Yeah it's Roderick from yeah.
Speaker 4: Opheimer Oppenheimer to this what a what a jump? Well
when this was filmed, it was probably from this to Oppenheimer.
Speaker 12: So that's just landed the role for Oppenheimer from set.
Speaker 17: On his phone, m hm, why is he taking all
these calls in the middle of the flying the drone?
Speaker 4: Like, oh, so that's his son in law, that guy. Yeah, okay.
I get the feeling that all the backgrounds are green screen.
I think so, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So he's upstating invite his shower, even though all he's
done is braid his kids for the first five minutes
of the movie, and he wonders why he's not getting invited.
Speaker 4: He's literally hacking into their fridge. He's like, why about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can watch it at home. Probably that's why
they're not worried about missing. Oh oh, he's just hacking
with his daughters.
Speaker 3: He's pretty good at what he does. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not wrong, Yeah he should be. Yeah, oh
here he goes. Wow, Jesus, what a terrible daughter.
Speaker 12: Did his daughter type that? No, that was the that's
just watching his daughters.
Speaker 13: Oh god, no, that's.
Speaker 3: Her right, But that a message was sent that she
didn't I think that's her type.
Speaker 4: But what he didn't he type into the message?
Speaker 13: It looked like I think it was I think it's
him watching her type.
Speaker 2: This is so weird.
Speaker 4: Cannibal.
Speaker 17: Cannibal, why is she settling for Amazon delivery driver?
Speaker 12: He has got big dreams jokes.
Speaker 4: He's a funny guy. Well, now this guy thinks everyone
else is the assole.
Speaker 3: That's going to be super suspicious.
Speaker 4: Immedi Yeah, it's they're trying to keep it secret.
Speaker 22: But he's posted on the Oh god, did you have
a fire emoji for a baby shower?
Speaker 3: Is a funny thought.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm sure they're gonna clarify at one point. Do
you think he's a divorced dad or is he is
just gonna answer here?
Speaker 4: Is he a widow or he is?
Speaker 1: Okay, I missed that then sorry Kirkle, And that's probably
why I missing the movie.
Speaker 4: What's he gonna do? Oh? This man needs to go
to some therapy.
Speaker 1: If you're messaging your dad wife, oh no, don't keep scrolling.
Speaker 4: There's a boy message.
Speaker 13: What he didn't follow her last ai.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you're still sending the message four
years later, just just another all of you. I'm just saying,
get some There's lots of help out there.
Speaker 13: You know, Steve, Yeah, like profiles, just the.
Speaker 1: He's the FBI, and then you got agent Jefferies, who's
like had some like self.
Speaker 4: Oh she has the FBI thing. Okay, see, but it's
like a weird Oh.
Speaker 8: What was that?
Speaker 1: We Yeah, just don't even skip the time.
Speaker 4: Oh, Agent Colson's she'sn't a bunch of stuff too. They've
got a lot of good actors in here. But because
isn't she the therapist from step Brothers?
Speaker 12: I think so, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Think it is. So they got some they got some
town here Clark.
Speaker 1: Clark as like look at him just in the corner,
looking like, okay, he's speaking now, but he was just
like rocking back of board looking the camera.
Speaker 4: And that's I was worried they're all going to pay
him for.
Speaker 14: I appreciate the detail of some people having the laggy.
Speaker 3: Came, but the cameras are still like four K. It's crazy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and the audio, let me see, he doesn't even
need to enhance.
Speaker 3: We got doom back again.
Speaker 4: Oh here we go.
Speaker 12: She's just facetiming him while they go in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was a body, but now you're right.
Speaker 13: So far.
Speaker 14: I don't know how you're like making this movie and
think like this is a War of the World's movie.
Speaker 13: I get that Aliens could just like show up this aliens.
It's like it seems like I don't know.
Speaker 4: They saw bar like we want to do that.
Speaker 1: We want to make you seem like it's one movie
and then it's something entirely else, you know.
Speaker 14: I mean barbarians saw this, you know they saw the
SEC's true.
Speaker 1: They cofyed, though. Zach Gregor is a phony. He saw this,
he said, early cut of this, Well I gotta do this. Oh,
he's got a nice hault. Yeah, he's got cameras everywhere.
He does not need that woman's phone up right now.
Speaker 4: Obviously it's just so she.
Speaker 1: Can die on screen here imagine right, like something can happen,
but she's not like just have the her fall on
the ground and someone else's can see her.
Speaker 23: You know, they.
Speaker 13: Have so many smart guys.
Speaker 14: What they just like, knock down the door, you're gonna
go in anywhere.
Speaker 11: They didn't have the budget to break the door.
Speaker 4: Yeah you use this hotel. You can't break the door.
Speaker 12: It's a rental.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here you flipped it. That's good. M damn that
sucks so like time to call the kids now?
Speaker 1: Is the Guardian hacker guy? Like was he just a
bad guy for this? Or is he someone also kind
acted to the war of the world's thing. You know,
let's say, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think he's an alien.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm wondering, right, Or was he just
like the first act villain that he was, you know,
messing around with.
Speaker 4: Oh, no time to call the kids? Oh whoa crazy meteor?
His office? Is he like at a building or his home?
He's at a building, right, I feel.
Speaker 13: Like it was whatever the FBI.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's pretty quiet there like no one else.
Speaker 7: Is also relicure?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 3: The amount of pan and zoom in this movie is
driving me nuts.
Speaker 4: Why would you have no warning?
Speaker 3: Isn't every country hit?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They confirmed that that quickly.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1: We got a time jump from just the message the
FBI agent, but not a time jump for the war
like starting on the world.
Speaker 14: They did that time jump. It's like, was all the
other stuff supposed to be happening in like real time?
Speaker 13: I guess?
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 15: So, yeah, that want the twenty four o'clock going in
the in the corner there jeezuzeze zoom.
Speaker 4: This already feels like a movie forty three like.
Speaker 1: Segment like, oh, Mike, Why why if my world's gaming fainted,
I'm not worried about the fuck the five dollars coffee
had Starbucks you know? Oh my god, Yeah, you're not
making that baby shower now.
Speaker 3: Man just had that frame request sooner emergency zoom meeting.
Speaker 1: Now, oh that's good.
Speaker 4: Emergency zoom.
Speaker 18: Why don't you just surveil everything and find her?
Speaker 12: Like you can't get into her camera now, you had
no problem getting into the fridge earlier.
Speaker 4: But now there we go. Oh, her house is pristine.
It just feels weird because he's seen like is this
like how far goes this footage?
Speaker 3: And I like that he doesn't really care that much
about his son.
Speaker 4: No, he knows he's a lost. He's playing Quantum Planets.
Speaker 12: And it's over for you.
Speaker 16: The games.
Speaker 3: It could be anywhere.
Speaker 4: The game prepared him for this moment.
Speaker 21: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: If you remember he had son.
Speaker 1: Where are you get on zoom?
Speaker 13: That's you a tailor?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh camera, Oh we got it.
Speaker 13: I like.
Speaker 14: I like how there's very clearly no effects being used,
so he just shakes the camera a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's the old school Star Trek effects.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's spending a lot of time, looking directly into
the camera.
Speaker 4: He's gone, He's gone.
Speaker 14: I feel like that wouldn't been my reaction if online.
Speaker 12: Some weird not come on, Dave, Oh, where's he leading
him to zoom?
Speaker 4: Meeting has been on for five minutes?
Speaker 24: And oh this guy affoor is Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 25: Wow woak closet.
Speaker 4: Just make sure here and yeah confirm. Oh man, the
double decks. Her thumbnails scaring right on this. Sorry, it's
the guys, just the two popped.
Speaker 13: Up rons everywhere.
Speaker 4: She's sucking touching it with the fund like.
Speaker 3: He's like eight k definition on her hands.
Speaker 1: Why why it's something come from the sky. There's no
way your motive should be to touch it with your
bare hands, because even then it.
Speaker 4: Just could be like hot, Like what that's I was thinking.
Speaker 14: I feel like if it came through like it'd probably
be like I mean in space, like by the time
it goes to the ground, it's probably like burning up.
Speaker 4: Yes, you don't touch it at all? Hey are you
there yet?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nice reference?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Sandra Nasa.
Speaker 1: She's gone, Yeah, I feel like having your like, I
don't have that on my teams, my work teams in
where I work that I don't have my personal people
on there.
Speaker 4: I just feel like computer.
Speaker 3: Doesn't look like this guy's computer.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't, So I guess I'm doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not, does it You got to Yeah?
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure. You gotta turned on cinematic mode.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 13: This guy's like four calls on.
Speaker 7: My computer would collapse.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: None of these people too, are calling him. They're telling
him to get a meeting or call them. Have decided
to call, you know. She's like, hey, Sandra Nasa, Yeah,
it's reason cold.
Speaker 4: Her face. Oh here is busting out ben groom over here.
Yeah there's the Tripods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but again I'm gonna assume there's somewhat friendly. So
the fact your life is at risk, he's like, god, damn,
like very little emotion at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lots of this movie is probably one take.
Speaker 12: Movies go back home.
Speaker 4: Oh no, what did he stumble on?
Speaker 13: He's the hacker guy or something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could be right. Oh god, oh no.
Speaker 12: What do you think the information comes from the video
game he's been playing?
Speaker 4: It's a cover? Yeah, Quantum Planets is just like a cover. Yeah.
Speaker 6: She keeps switching to face cam.
Speaker 4: Why is that full sament on her screaming.
Speaker 1: Because like Dave, you're gonna watch me die to watch
me get record this from my family. Please, here we go.
Speaker 4: Stop going back to Oh no, oh.
Speaker 7: No, he's you going to get dumbfounded face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're making a big mistake.
Speaker 1: They should put all the b roll footage, like in
a five hour cut of just like nothing else. You're
just watching ice Cube do his stuff. I would like
to see that, but oh it's night.
Speaker 4: Oh because it could be another country.
Speaker 3: Damn every country.
Speaker 26: Remember, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: I think it's destroying building. I don't think staying inside
is gonna have you that much either.
Speaker 1: And the news has been riddled with attacks, and she
was updating this like whoever senior of whatever department, like
we're under attack.
Speaker 12: The guy the guy was on the zoom call missed it.
Speaker 1: They're not missing Oh man, oh dallot read analysis?
Speaker 4: Why do you need a threat analysis? It's just shrowing everything.
Speaker 14: Like I think I just remembered what the twist of
it is, just because I think I.
Speaker 13: Read like a tagline for it that said something Okay,
don't tell us.
Speaker 14: I'm not gonna say, but I'm putting it together from
what's happening now I just remember that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like, I feel like the threat level is
clearly obvious, and they are destroys buildings, they have laid
there's countries all over running like.
Speaker 12: Also, what this guy have a team? Like, it's just
him jealous.
Speaker 4: He's working a holiday shift, Tyler, He's like, I'll do
what could he.
Speaker 12: Save that coffee earlier? Was able to stay locked in?
Speaker 6: Oh drop everything?
Speaker 14: Though, it would have made more sense if they set
this like like during some holiday or something, so you
could have him like, oh, he's like the only guy
in the office or something like this.
Speaker 13: This is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 4: Either what she's like, they could yeah? Should they should
have done on the fourth July. Yeah, oh, he's about
to watch this.
Speaker 15: How are they going to justify him staying in the
same place for the rest of the movie as far.
Speaker 4: As kind of tree mic for his country die?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, mm hmm mmm.
Speaker 4: Mm hm wow, I have the fit bit on yours
can really do everything? Now, I guess.
Speaker 1: She's gonna fucking crawling a frame with out you look
at her camera that not picking up and then look just.
Speaker 4: Lookad oh no Jesus, okay, ho fucking hell, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not gonna come get you. But I'm gonna send a drone.
What everybody is calling that one?
Speaker 12: Ower?
Speaker 6: Grid went down to.
Speaker 3: An override.
Speaker 4: He no, he's locked. What's the secret government version of
nine one one nine nine?
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like I feel into everything? Why does he have
to call him?
Speaker 4: Man alarms one going to be a little busy, just
like a little bit.
Speaker 13: He's hacking into his own system.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 12: On the phone, now.
Speaker 13: Show going somewhere. There we go.
Speaker 1: So at the same time to like, obviously I'm not
saying he's wrong, he should go to his gus daughter,
but if he was like this big front guy on
like he's getting information to present and everything. That desk
is now empty, so out they're blind because Clark Greig
apparently didn't know they were going to tackicalize Q.
Speaker 12: Tell them the President's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Like what's going on out there? They're like, I don't know.
Speaker 12: Mark's threatened.
Speaker 4: Now I keep also getting the zoom meeting. I'll do
another zoom meeting.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean, has he really helped anyone yet?
Speaker 12: He went back to his desk, he said, what do
you do that I missed that one?
Speaker 4: What the funds?
Speaker 12: What do you do? And for quick job.
Speaker 3: This is a super hacking computer coffee of course, Hang on.
Speaker 4: He's just filling up.
Speaker 13: Hit the vending machine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the security systems went off. They cost no money. Man,
everything's just falling out. It's free stuff. Always gonna control
the car. Look at that.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's not on the right stame min'
dried this car right now? Yeah, Like, I guess it
is better than her who has a piece of shrapnel
through her leg. But still, hurry up, baby, she's eight
months pregnant and she's been pierced to the legs.
Speaker 4: Man, there's not much she can do.
Speaker 6: How she's walking?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh fuck?
Speaker 12: What was that shot?
Speaker 4: Where was that camera? Oh the No, it was the
side of the I guess the camera mere windows?
Speaker 3: Or is he going to remote drive this thing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely he's driving. Yeah.
Speaker 12: I hope he has like a steering wheel at his
desk so he can.
Speaker 13: Yeh w a SD driving this car.
Speaker 1: It is autopilot, even though I wish autopilot was down
and he had to drive the car. That's way more
imagine ice cube, Like he pulls it like hang on, baby,
and he pulls it like a fake steering.
Speaker 3: Woman connected his son's like gaming rig.
Speaker 13: To like has the remote like attachment be good.
Speaker 1: He's like, son, your game is finally gonna come into play,
and like this the sundries for him because he's a game.
You know.
Speaker 6: Why is traffic is normal? All those cars? Oh yeah,
like nothing but dead.
Speaker 4: The attack levels are all over the place.
Speaker 13: Maybe this is how they made the movie, you know,
if they filmed during the pandemic.
Speaker 12: You know, for t there's just no on you can
use that as normal.
Speaker 13: Yeah, just people driving around.
Speaker 4: It looks like another day, just another independent stage.
Speaker 3: Jeez, she's really holding that camera.
Speaker 4: Oh this is not the time, dude a shower. Wow,
this guy's awful. He's gonna like stop the cars so
they can go she Oh, what's your problem?
Speaker 6: I know, man, those guys are showing way too much
of that traffic Like there's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's normal.
Speaker 1: You definitely just keep the camera on. And they're not
even look like they're going at high speed. They look
like they're regular, Like car would be flooring.
Speaker 4: It right now.
Speaker 12: They don't know what's happening.
Speaker 14: If you like road camera there you can see people
just like you canteally just film this like on a
on a rant because there are people just like wading
across the street and stuff.
Speaker 11: You think I didn't have the budget to shut down traffic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say this movie has a seemingly a
lot bigger budget than I would would have thought it would.
Speaker 4: M that's fair. I was trying to get that actually.
Speaker 3: A big aliens crushing things. I mean there's also a
lot of like JPEG like helicopters.
Speaker 13: But you know you look at like three d ex.
Speaker 4: Wow, the budgets are poorly around sixty five million. No,
what's two saw movies right there?
Speaker 1: Thirty give me give me two percent for tread crumb
to please. I'll take whatever the coffee costs.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's he doing now? Because he shut off that
camera didn't feel like they had a resolution.
Speaker 13: Yeah, he took away his access.
Speaker 4: Like was he supposed to do work right now? Yeah?
Like the zoomie, Like, what's he supposed to be doing
work wise right now?
Speaker 13: You know, no one's texted them.
Speaker 6: His tech support.
Speaker 3: So that guy was there.
Speaker 12: The tech support.
Speaker 4: What is that password's password?
Speaker 3: To hack it?
Speaker 12: But if you have the password, you're not hacking into it, you're.
Speaker 4: Just borrowing an account.
Speaker 3: Well, he did try and say log in or something,
But then he erased that and then wrote hack. So
maybe he just knows how to get the security guys going.
Speaker 4: The shot of Mark just fucking dumbfounded.
Speaker 3: He's still just delivering packages. Oh he had to throw
in an insult too, of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hates this guy. I send him Mark to you.
Now that's a massive arm. Did check on Dave? Now
you know.
Speaker 6: Dave is gone.
Speaker 4: He only has five contacts on his teams and two
of them are dead, So like, almost, my god, what
the fuck?
Speaker 12: Why is he emailing her her?
Speaker 4: What's he doing right now?
Speaker 25: This?
Speaker 9: Does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I'm he's gonna write this massive paragraph. It's gonna
be like I'm sorry that happened to you, or I'm
really happy.
Speaker 4: Oh she's back. Only a few scratches our eyes. Okay,
I thought I read that. I thought she said they
knocked out like my eyes. But she said a few scratches.
That's not how I would describe that. Oh, man, or
intentionally crashed.
Speaker 12: Oh it's a good move.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Doom, he knows what he's doing. Man, he's getting ready.
Speaker 14: I mean I feel like if all the meteors, if
they took them out to avoid warning I feel like
all the satellites getting destroyed.
Speaker 4: Like what there?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I feel like they didn't need to destroy them.
Speaker 4: But yeah, okay, they're getting the airborne. What are these
troops gonna do in the air What are these guys
doing on them? They're not They're showing troops in the
in the middle of the yard like that's not they
were in the cities here.
Speaker 13: Like stock footage.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, they went upon five and yeah.
Speaker 14: But I was gonna say, with the sixty million budget,
I mean, what did they actually? I mean I see
like various sets like you know, his little office and
like the White House.
Speaker 4: But see they were just waiting in the room for
him to date moved.
Speaker 1: Do you see multiple guys were doing on their head
like yeah, yeah, okay, that's true. Like the whole time,
they're wondering, where the fuck is this dude, Like we're
waiting for him. We've been on the zoom call for
five minutes.
Speaker 13: It's not like thirty minutes at least.
Speaker 1: Again, the news has always like they don't need this
guy to update them. They could just turn their TV
and they would see all this stuff happening.
Speaker 12: It also sounds like he's reading a script for the
first hour.
Speaker 9: Yeah he does, Yes, I gotta circle that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so does he just like shares screaming this. I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, what's up with that email to your daughter? Man,
that's weird.
Speaker 12: At the time, they got some weird tabs open there.
Speaker 3: So why is Steve Martin the president?
Speaker 6: That guy's been on the same fun since the first time.
Speaker 16: He's doing like a George W.
Speaker 11: Bush impression.
Speaker 1: And why why did when they said they're gonna go,
Ice keeps playing like it's not a promotion the fucking
world of that stake.
Speaker 4: But he's truly like, yeah, they.
Speaker 12: Went with my pitch, like the only guy though no
one else the.
Speaker 4: Other guy was like, you're exactly right, William, Like that's
all he said.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Oh, here we go, that's all. It took thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: The land on the thing as pubs, you know they
didn't god zill right there, Terry Johnson. The sky die
So that's just what you do with big things in
the air that are fifty feet you sky die.
Speaker 4: War map. Oh no, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: That sounded like I am Victor for sure.
Speaker 12: The way he said that.
Speaker 14: A second and got shot down. There's already a news
report of.
Speaker 1: It's got been at least a day now since all
this started, it has to be I'm guessing that probably
if we would.
Speaker 4: Have watched the time. Daughter has definitely corners she's dead
in the back.
Speaker 13: The imagine they come back there, still in the in
the tesla.
Speaker 4: They might like literally, they might camera in the corner.
Why is he celebarty like it's a sports game.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused on how much time has passed.
Speaker 4: That was a week's worth of things that happened there.
If ice Cube has a wardrobe change, we'll know a
couple of hours pas at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if it's daughters in the tesla though, right,
like that's what I said, We need to see where
his daughter is.
Speaker 3: He's hanging up on this.
Speaker 1: But literally the tesla arrived, so like that happened within
half an hour, all the.
Speaker 13: World a global mobilization. Yes, I do every single one
of these troops with Then it went.
Speaker 1: From the world's ending to fuck yeah, military, we won
in a matter of thirty minutes. Crazy, no, no, no,
no no, can you read my email before you pull
this out of your knife?
Speaker 4: Where is Marcus Marco? Is Marco fucking alien? Like is
he in on this. What's going on?
Speaker 3: He's got some package deliverance his quoter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh his hat's gone. Oh is it? Yeah, I'm
cramping up.
Speaker 12: His car. It says it's noon. It's at eleven fifty
nine AM. And at the start of the movie, it
was like a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh there's still I thought I thought they changed
sh it, I thought they won changed.
Speaker 12: I thought she died. Didn't we watch her die?
Speaker 1: No, she sent a text she said only a few scratches. No, no, no,
they off camera, they may look like she died. But
then she sent a text and said only a few scratches.
She probably did die. In one cut Toddler and they're like, oh,
I actually don't have another actress's.
Speaker 4: Continue the story.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so you guys are mentioning like the kid playing
the game, Like, what do you think it actually is,
because it definitely is something I feel like.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think he is the hacker guy
I bet or something like that, like he has some
he on some Reddit group that was sharing.
Speaker 3: Just care about him, something like that.
Speaker 4: He's lying with the information he has, or he.
Speaker 12: Thinks he's playing a game, he's actually controlling the Big Max.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a Starfighters situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or all of this is fake and ice Cube
is gonna get like some crazy reveal at the end.
What if he didn't actually go outside, Like.
Speaker 1: Is he trying to get Sandra from NASA to go
check on his daughter while she's like fucking fighting the
alien invasion?
Speaker 15: No.
Speaker 13: I think it was like he figured out like what
they were converging on.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that's fine. I just when he said I
gotta check some.
Speaker 12: From me, I was like, oh no, but yeah, he's
sitting at a computer.
Speaker 16: Why doesn't he just look it up?
Speaker 18: She's like out running on the street with just her phone,
and like, did.
Speaker 1: His city get no military support? Did they get every
other city military support?
Speaker 4: But they just like four mechs where he's currently at. Oh,
here we go?
Speaker 11: So you think there would be yes.
Speaker 4: Like a bunker like way underground?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 13: I mean he literally is. There's no one else else.
Speaker 6: I am the one who knocks.
Speaker 4: He's like fucking Red Skull and Finny War. He's just
alone in a room waiting for someone to like trade
a soul with him. So he can not be in here.
Jesus Dave, what.
Speaker 14: Else could this secret program be collecting that ice cube
can't can't do right now, like he can hack it
to literally, he can hack itto their fridge.
Speaker 4: Whatever the aliens are looking for, s bops, that's what
it knows.
Speaker 12: Like.
Speaker 1: Whatever the aliens are converging on, that's what keep away
from Windows, you know.
Speaker 4: Fun like they teach you at your earthquakes data center,
after our data, our personal information data center.
Speaker 12: It's the five G network hacking in.
Speaker 4: They want to send us alien ads.
Speaker 13: What's that?
Speaker 4: Don't touch it again this time, even Longorious the.
Speaker 16: Data isn't she.
Speaker 13: Oh Dan, I'm just feeling the chat. The aliens need it.
They need the Thunderbolt script.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a lot of coverts.
Speaker 12: Hi for download. I download better than the regularly download.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he definitely did get up there.
Speaker 4: They're downloading.
Speaker 1: They're gonna download even Longoria now taking all our movies
and TV shows downloaded.
Speaker 12: We'll see her again coming like a.
Speaker 4: CenTra again.
Speaker 14: That looks like as if they're like like some liquid,
like they're like literally sucking it up.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they downloaded her and were data fire off all
like that.
Speaker 4: He's ready though, he's typing up a storm already.
Speaker 9: Look at him he's prepared for it.
Speaker 4: Had not a damn. Again, the the events, all these
things happen are real fast.
Speaker 12: Literally took them like two hours to take down the
whole world.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and it's like nine am.
Speaker 14: The Aliens get worn like like twelve they're supposedly all
taken down, and like, what time is this now?
Speaker 13: Like one pm?
Speaker 14: Now if you're watching them, the world's military has been
completely crippled.
Speaker 4: If you're watching the news and got like a heart
rate monitor phone, what like.
Speaker 12: My team.
Speaker 4: Minutes for the Aliens to come back. It seems like
the news is getting this before ice Cube is he's
walking They should have they should have Anison Cooper in
these rooms.
Speaker 1: Not No, he's finding out this information second Yeah, twelve
twenty four.
Speaker 16: Yeah, he's the night crawler of the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it took nineteen minutes for the Aliens to
make a comeback. Good on them. Oh I got that. Okay, okay,
watch I got to twelve for my Jesus, whoa.
Speaker 13: It pause and then we'll start up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll start again when I was done. But yeah,
I couldn't imagine you watching the news sitting there like,
oh my god, it's over. Oh we're so back and
then like nineteen minutes later, all the military's gone.
Speaker 4: It's like it's done. So I wondered, now, like you.
Speaker 5: Would have missed the entire event if you wouldn't you
had a counter offense and lost.
Speaker 14: With then the span of three hours, every government is
shocked by these attacks. They all came together, all the
governments put the side, they took down the aliens. The
aliens like respond converged at these data centers, all the data,
and then every government was completely down.
Speaker 1: And I imagine I could be wrong, but imagine at
the end of this movie, the good guys are gonna win.
So imagine if you did have a nap and you
woke up and someone telling you, like, you know, we
were on the.
Speaker 4: Ropes man, we were the world was, and you're like, oh, geez.
Speaker 1: Like these night shifts are really yeah, I should have
woke up. Next time, be up when the alien take
over our military events.
Speaker 4: I'm wondering if this is gonna end like the actual
like War of the World story, how are they gonna
speed up that timeline?
Speaker 23: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know, I really I'm I'm curious because I don't know.
Speaker 13: What predictionous does this all will just all be within
one day. Do you ever changed outfits?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think he does.
Speaker 13: They had one day of filming and yeah.
Speaker 4: They actually just paid for a very long cameo appear
in sil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, each minute, it's gonna cost you. That's why, you know,
every minute and a half a million or something. But okay,
I got twenty perfect your vogel.
Speaker 11: I still have an ally an hour.
Speaker 4: Listen, antsy is great, senior, but you're gonna have I don't.
I got five kids, antsy. I can't sit here for
an hour while your ads play.
Speaker 11: You know I can't.
Speaker 1: They're gonna put them to bed at some point. Okay,
I'm back, so i'll pause.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I have one minute.
Speaker 1: Ants on the phone, like get our long ads. I
just want to watch The Boys season five from here?
It says like an hour had to go?
Speaker 12: What is this.
Speaker 11: For an hour?
Speaker 4: I'll prove you for the Boys?
Speaker 13: Trying one of those like official podcast companions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for show. That was a great episode. He couldn't
leave died like that.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Taylor about two minutes and you said you
could do this job. Now that we're an hour in,
now you don't know.
Speaker 8: No, I'm out. I'm cracking under the pressure.
Speaker 13: Far do you think you would have gotten up to
what step?
Speaker 10: If this has all been under twenty minutes, I'm like
thirty seconds in that's as far as I'm getting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give Taylor credit.
Speaker 1: I think if any of his family was injured, he
wouldn't have just got the coffee and went back to
his dast Taylor would have found his way out of
the building.
Speaker 3: Broken through the window.
Speaker 8: I would have gone out of the building for sure.
Speaker 4: He would have been like, let me refill. And then
because what did happen? What did he do?
Speaker 12: Though?
Speaker 14: That's just understand right, talking over it and we just
complete this whatever was meant to happen.
Speaker 13: I guess maybe he was like locked inside or something.
Speaker 12: Con one. The brief fell they say deaf cone one
con one, so like all the government.
Speaker 13: But then like the outside doors were like completely shut down.
Speaker 4: But it's his daughter.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, he's gotta be somewhere to get
Tally wanted everything he can do.
Speaker 4: He's fucking the mind's eye from fast and furious and
he's like, well the.
Speaker 3: Doorslonged to the sun. There's a whole other thing beyond him.
Speaker 13: Okay, my AD's done.
Speaker 4: Okay, everyone's done.
Speaker 3: Then what is everyone's I'm at right.
Speaker 1: I'm at forty six fifty seven, forty six fifty seven.
Speaker 13: Forty seven exactly.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, everyone's right. I'll do three to play again. Okay, three,
two one, Here we go. Well, we got left, we
got forty three minutes. Here we go. Hand what's happened
with hand to hand compact?
Speaker 13: I think the aliens.
Speaker 12: Are fighting machines.
Speaker 13: Is not doing anything.
Speaker 1: She's look at her, so man, I just delivered package.
Oh Clark, Greate's gone away, hung upon hung upon him.
Speaker 11: I feel like she should have saves the world.
Speaker 13: He's getting fired.
Speaker 12: Is he gonna tape the wound clothes? I'm a pro.
Speaker 4: Has he been in this situation.
Speaker 13: Before because he works at Amazon?
Speaker 1: But I supposed It doesn't mean I'm a pro for
taping knife wounds into a expecting mother.
Speaker 4: That doesn't. That doesn't work in a movie from Amazon,
and the Amazon worker is the hero. Big Discovery called
me back. Pops, come, Pops, fuck.
Speaker 12: Closer.
Speaker 2: At the end of this best they're in like a
they're in like a nuclear winter.
Speaker 12: Now in that my god, Oh okay, c G, I
budget when my kids.
Speaker 4: Oh Steve. He's gonna pomp up at any point. The beautiful,
aren't they? You know, like that.
Speaker 1: He can just figured out after they fucking took all
the data from all his computers, get a whole screen.
Speaker 14: They actually said I could say that, like I remember
that I saw a tag went for this movie that
was like, they feed on our data.
Speaker 4: I don't think they know what data meets.
Speaker 12: No, they're just feeding off the data from a Nintendo
switch cartridge.
Speaker 4: Did they just stare at us for five seconds?
Speaker 3: Apparently cartridges have a weird flavor.
Speaker 4: So delicious delicious data.
Speaker 2: It's gonna circle back.
Speaker 4: Oh, everything's gone to ship. But the Americans lose the oil.
And then I goes, this is terrible. This is real bad.
Speaker 1: Now, you know we can't lose the oil that was
like five million. Hey that guy on the last smart.
Speaker 4: You seeing that guy not on the Sorry suckers, let's
go in darkness. I hope the right.
Speaker 1: Okay, so complete online financial everything that's online is gone
now that's military.
Speaker 8: Robs Earth's money. That's all they wanted.
Speaker 4: And the data, remember the data jokes on them. The
exchange rate sucks. Yeah, so I remember the last update
was two or twelve want.
Speaker 12: Why wouldn't he had.
Speaker 6: His own coffees?
Speaker 12: He doesn't have anything, saying oh no, oh no, oh no,
they're targeting specifically.
Speaker 4: Else his Facebook. You want to funk with us? What
fun when you're attack, You're fucking with the wrong one.
Speaker 13: I took down sucker.
Speaker 6: One step too.
Speaker 4: Far, he says. The aliens are the good guys trying
to free the Internet.
Speaker 1: The most man I've seen this man is when America
lost the oil and he lost his Facebook.
Speaker 4: That's the most man I've seen. Ice cubes stream.
Speaker 8: The chatter, this is the sun?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 14: Is this.
Speaker 6: Them or something?
Speaker 3: I'm still going with the theory that this is real
and it's just a big prank on ice cube.
Speaker 4: We find out the hall, Yeah, we found the holidays.
April Fool's Day. He just un locked in one room.
He's just trying to get out. It's actually the interview
for the job. Yeah, the fielder, you failed. You were
on your personal Facebook, a law dude.
Speaker 13: He was watching YouTube streets.
Speaker 4: On hacking in your son in lawson window.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're buying quantum planets. Okay, we've still haven't seen
the time yet. I'm waiting because yeah, twelve twenty four
was the last.
Speaker 4: Update of Time Soil.
Speaker 12: Twenty four was Yeah, did he recognized a voice? Your
son's voice?
Speaker 4: Oh? Here we go. I actually loved it was the
Amazon boyfriend.
Speaker 12: But he's just gonna be his son. It's Dave.
Speaker 4: No imagine, I was imagine, imagine if it was just
ice Cube the whole time it was me, you know there. Yeah,
he fucking hates his son so much.
Speaker 13: He's so mad.
Speaker 6: I mean, oh, he's acting his ass off now.
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, oh god, oh man, what a reveal.
Speaker 4: I gotta go.
Speaker 1: He just his son is like this, it's been an hour.
It's been an hour that all that stuff went down.
They lost the data, the stocks, everything that.
Speaker 12: His heart bids are supposed to be. Also, if his
son is this big hacker, like how does his dad
get notifications of gaming purchases?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's leaving him a cookie trail. Yeah, Like why
are you talking to your dad like that? The true
come on?
Speaker 1: Fuck, they hit a big they hit a big musical
drop and we can't see ship on the text, Like
we don't know what any.
Speaker 12: Of this means, Like click on the wrong one.
Speaker 13: That's a sequel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't like to change from UFO to UEP.
I prefer UFO.
Speaker 3: I agree, Yeah, don't get Taylor started on that.
Speaker 8: I'm getting giddy now looking at all this. I want
to crack open each file.
Speaker 14: This is one Taylor would be interesting if if he
had the job to save us, he would be hacking
into this stuff instead.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, oh, you're just border patrols ayah right,
and he'd be hacking away.
Speaker 8: No, I'd be doing what Dave's doing.
Speaker 4: That's what we're saying. You'd be like, you would have
one job and then you'd be going somewhere else. Species
thrived on data.
Speaker 13: What data did they even have?
Speaker 4: In whatever it was? Spums? They got it. They got
the first data, data was corrected. Took it.
Speaker 6: I love what he takes off his classes.
Speaker 9: Oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 14: Because they used the super super surveillance system and attracted
the alien.
Speaker 13: Sad, there's using so much data.
Speaker 4: Briggs is calling. He wants in.
Speaker 8: It's a good thing. It's in the building he's in.
That's right, kah Yon.
Speaker 4: He didn't do it, though his son did it.
Speaker 1: When he's like, I always see town ice Cube didn't
figure this out on his on He got a file
drop to him.
Speaker 4: He didn't figure out anything. Oh no, clak eggs. Grig's
gone full like eighties bill, Now, don't worry.
Speaker 14: Oh no, that's how he acted when he when he
was Evil Colson for like three seasons, there.
Speaker 16: Was a shield.
Speaker 1: Oh no, So this whole thing is like yeah, like
he said, the thing that they're looking for is under
ice cube. Jeez always dismissed him. But I can't leave
the building, Clark rag, So what's the goal?
Speaker 12: Like, why do remo?
Speaker 4: What do you need? What Kirklam?
Speaker 6: Like from Colson's perspective, like it.
Speaker 1: Was just a massive like security. You could watch everyone
at any time, see whatever they do.
Speaker 6: But like, why is he excited right now? Like the
aliens are here. They just want everything.
Speaker 13: I mean, because he's just like the evil villain.
Speaker 4: He's just ready for a fight Kirkland, Right, it's.
Speaker 2: Been for years as he's like about to die because
and he.
Speaker 4: Fired him too. No, he got over ridd and these
new passwords.
Speaker 6: He's got nothing.
Speaker 12: No, it's said that he had no Internet, but like
on his little bar down there he has he's still connecting.
Does he's got a full Yeah, he's got full bars.
Speaker 4: Guardians hitting them though he's juicing right now. Oh no, no,
jigsack on.
Speaker 1: What five minutes ago his son was dead to him
and now you know, oh my god, he just hit
some of the final questions.
Speaker 4: Are you ready? You want to do this?
Speaker 1: You're ready for some more fun like he asked him
three times what he already said, Hell yeah to the
first time.
Speaker 12: Stop it.
Speaker 14: I like your idea that he reacts to all this
stuff like he's watching a sports game, either winning or.
Speaker 12: Towns. My ass.
Speaker 14: That scared me first, Like I thought that was my
computer starting. I went to the windows like black Street.
Speaker 3: This, I just keeps doing like everything board.
Speaker 12: Thank god.
Speaker 4: Okay, one forty three, So what twenty minutes passed from
the last time. Yeah, his house is. Internet's great too,
like wherever he is, Dave, you know, yeah.
Speaker 12: But ice cubes back on the internet.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 12: All it took was his son hacking in Guardian Man.
Speaker 16: He's great, send them bad data, gold cool?
Speaker 12: Oh ship, who are they going to bring in?
Speaker 27: Lisa guys, Tom Cruise, Yeah, ends in in a fucking
helicopter ride.
Speaker 4: And when the aliens and he's hanging them by his mask,
Clark Craig.
Speaker 3: Will would get his walls in the room, just fall down.
Speaker 4: This is actually just the fucking entity after all this.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they need to upload the entity to the aliens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that'd be great. Yeah, there's a bunch of
other hackers. I feel like you guys are okay. I
feel like you're gonna do whatever you want right now.
Speaker 11: I mean he's fired.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, they're trying to create these steaks. It's like,
don't do it, like you're taking on the aliens. That
stakes it off. You're good, you don't need like and
you're guys are gonna tell the police, right profile pictures.
Speaker 13: To just government censorship, big media.
Speaker 4: Big media.
Speaker 12: It's a YouTube premium pause, and when it touches his thighs,
it's going to.
Speaker 14: Send out like a like a worldwide video like a
zod and man, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: Wait, so he's the best hacker in the world. But
his password is like his sister's name and or the
niece's name she was born.
Speaker 14: And it literally took him more time to create and
upload this video than it took for the Aliens to
cause total global.
Speaker 1: Collas, yes, and to take over the military and everything
like that. Like again, this would start at nine. So
this has been now ten, eleven, twelve, one for four
to five hours a week.
Speaker 12: Also, like the higher power grid is out? How is
anyone going to watch this YouTube video?
Speaker 4: Also, it looks like it's out too. Yeah, nobody's gone
red eyes. Yeah, it's just like one, it's five.
Speaker 12: Is happening.
Speaker 4: He's taking credit for it. He's putting his face on it.
Oh my god, he just took us all over.
Speaker 1: Oh it's trending even though Yeah, the powers out, this
movie's just gonna and with like the government kicking down
as well and just executing ice Cube live on air.
I can't believe I just did that. He did not
need to put his face on all. He's not like
a celebrity, Like, why did he do that?
Speaker 12: Why the.
Speaker 13: Drive upload?
Speaker 12: Is he just uploading this virus to.
Speaker 1: Okay, Burnout is here for completely different reason. Everyone's here
to say on the world. Brother, I can't wait to
take down the government, right.
Speaker 4: Guys was giving him role.
Speaker 3: He's like, Burnout just don't get into trouble.
Speaker 4: We will all die if we don't do this. Yeah,
I know, but we leaves over the government before we.
Speaker 13: Okay, my day is being drained.
Speaker 4: Counter is a crazy like oh tad came off.
Speaker 12: Up from the news.
Speaker 4: Like it's like that fucking Jlassic Park.
Speaker 12: I deleted thought, Oh yeah it did. I guess it's
right now ships back's back up. You know you know
where they are.
Speaker 1: Guys, just put tape over your camera, man, that they
would know someone could turn on their camera.
Speaker 4: Right, So why is it not a single.
Speaker 3: Looking like John on the trivia.
Speaker 4: Your son's next look up?
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's pixelated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his son in law is gonna kill.
Speaker 13: Hey joined the zoom meeting.
Speaker 4: Now don't meet your baby girl. Oh man, Yeah you
just said a question mark man.
Speaker 12: Oh here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh now, it's global prets like flooding that happened.
Speaker 13: The UFOs came for each of the hackers and like
destroyed their.
Speaker 12: They were not force. He's good.
Speaker 1: They treat like pawns in this movie. These hackers they
got taken out like that one swoop move all.
Speaker 4: With Fradford's house. Yeah you fix that chair. Hundreds killed,
damn only.
Speaker 14: Yeah, hundreds killed after like an hour earlier, it was like, yeah,
total annihilation.
Speaker 4: Dozens kill than the alien attack.
Speaker 13: Today at least they're still firefighters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good. They're still working over time, Like what
is her safe here.
Speaker 3: Like, is that the Sun's house?
Speaker 4: I think it is, But I bet he's still alive.
I bet he got out of there. Yeah, there you go. Yeah,
I wish it was an alien.
Speaker 3: What if he just declined, Uh, oh, come on, be
a alien.
Speaker 4: Let's do it. Oh, they're they're messing with them.
Speaker 13: No, oh, someone's gonna call. I bet someone's gonna call
from like the wife's account or something. Data. They're gonna
like text them or something.
Speaker 4: Where's he?
Speaker 12: Now you get a VP m O or something. They
got the wrong as.
Speaker 1: I've seen that clip before, Brian's house is gonna get
fucking destroyed.
Speaker 3: I guess he said.
Speaker 4: At Bryan's house.
Speaker 14: His friend Brian also the exact same posterism. Yeah, I
think it's a one punch man poster. Like they literally
had the exact same poster in his house.
Speaker 12: I don't she worried about his own house right now?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, his daughter could be fucking dead and he's like.
Speaker 12: My house. Had them destroy Brian's house. You're supposed to
know his son, Brian's house.
Speaker 13: It said it was ten am. I think so is
this the next day?
Speaker 1: He's on a big cliffinger, But his Sun being alive
for like like almost twelve hours.
Speaker 13: I mean, I think there's also a high likelihood that
they're not. Like never, I don't take care that much.
Besides the time they focus on it.
Speaker 4: They're just like all this clip we bought, says ten Am, like,
oh whatever, just use it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, especially this was like made like four years ago,
like where the chances has been re eviited so much
that the scene was supposed to be like earlier on
or something.
Speaker 15: Well, now, I'm sorry to wonder because sometimes you'll see
Steph Twitter it says X and that wasn't in twenty twenty,
so it's a little fishy on when the dates are
on this whole thing.
Speaker 4: Oh for four recole.
Speaker 1: The daughter's like, I'm just fucking trying to get birth here, man,
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm concussed. Do
you guys got do you guys have any medical adies?
Speaker 12: In my way?
Speaker 4: You can't be worried about this. What are you doing? Right?
Speaker 13: Wait? Shee was like a scientist, right, I forgot that photo.
I was like, where you're gonna do?
Speaker 12: You're fired, dude, we fired you, Yeah, so you got fired.
They're all just acting totally normal towards them.
Speaker 6: This guy is fucking past.
Speaker 3: Again, like they do not care about what generate the masterpiece?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, are they not going to notice that.
Speaker 12: He shows up in the Zooper fall?
Speaker 4: They hire you an hour ago? Bro, what you here?
Go with your daughter? Get the funk out of here.
Speaker 13: Oh, they're gonna bomb the facility.
Speaker 12: Where he is? Where he is no enemy? U A
v above.
Speaker 1: Oh he's he's also powered, but I guess what. His
computer's still fucking going strong.
Speaker 13: Now he goes on mute, but he didn't turn off
his camera.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Oh no, what's he gonna write up here?
Speaker 12: He's gonna.
Speaker 4: After he had after he was gonna die and not
send his son.
Speaker 12: What a coward.
Speaker 4: M hm.
Speaker 12: And also like there's a bombing run coming towards him
right now, but he's just taking his time.
Speaker 1: He had the fate of the universe is on the line,
like he's like Playboys through oh four or something.
Speaker 4: Keep him safe, please. I will give this movie an
extra star if they actually kill him off.
Speaker 13: Okay, hold on and combat the aliens.
Speaker 4: H no, but they've also fired You've sat there for
like hours.
Speaker 12: Man, Oh my god, primare nice? Oh nice? Wow?
Speaker 3: It's future delivery. What what right now?
Speaker 12: Order before the drone was come?
Speaker 1: Can you meagine, if anything, if this did get released
in theaters and you're fucking sitting in the like the theater.
Speaker 6: Play to Stealth.
Speaker 13: Show in theaters like like the room, and yeah, oh.
Speaker 4: Geez man, these heroes.
Speaker 1: Got sound like some fucking mass effect NPC from sixteen
years ago.
Speaker 11: Flayers doing remarkably well for how much blood she.
Speaker 4: Can She's completely fine. She was like so much bloods
like nail her leg whatever.
Speaker 12: But oh.
Speaker 4: How he's on the move again.
Speaker 13: Nukes are inbound.
Speaker 12: Good thing.
Speaker 4: Those firefighters are.
Speaker 13: Fire hashtag the world is ending on the tweet.
Speaker 11: I mean that sounds realistic.
Speaker 4: Someone would tweet that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least one person, like, who's got this footage?
Speaker 13: What is filming the.
Speaker 4: Spider Man to Spider Man is up there?
Speaker 3: Peter Parker?
Speaker 13: Oh no, no, don't master Amazon.
Speaker 3: They can defeat everything except for an Amazon drones.
Speaker 4: Of course, you got a pooge in my tail.
Speaker 13: No, this is just like my video games. He's gonna say, I've.
Speaker 4: Been triaking my whole life in this moment. Now this
is quantum planet.
Speaker 9: Oh here we go.
Speaker 4: Mhm, who are we watching right now.
Speaker 25: What the.
Speaker 3: Best scene winner of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 28: Just chilling there, he's gonna flip over the drone, my god,
immortal fear.
Speaker 4: But he picks up his phone.
Speaker 3: He's like, I got ends with his text.
Speaker 12: Also, they got his number from just a blurry picture
of him approaching over in his cant.
Speaker 6: He's not even in his tent, like he's just texting
him back.
Speaker 4: Crazy every even pictures.
Speaker 12: The profile pictures right now, scared, I'm on this.
Speaker 4: Actually he used to work at a tech company. Now
he's homeless. Why would you get the world's ending?
Speaker 1: Like, what.
Speaker 12: The world?
Speaker 1: I hope they only fucking kills that guy. Please, I'm
gonna assume those they shot the ground, they hit him.
I'm assuming he's dead. Screw that guy. Oh, we finally
got different footage, Ice cub. We actually got like from
a security camera.
Speaker 12: In a room.
Speaker 4: There we go, gotcha, gotch Dad. Now we're still going.
Speaker 14: Five minutes is way too long. You can yeah collapse
the whole world at that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they could come back too in that moment.
He made it in five minutes and not want a
new kid anymore.
Speaker 4: Well, five minutes in this movie is like ten hours.
Speaker 3: So they're going, Yeah, what's her role? She's just kind
of sitting there.
Speaker 4: Just cheering at one. Oh, I guess she already did
her part.
Speaker 13: She in the front of the data, right, How wouldn't
just fly over everything?
Speaker 4: Han solo?
Speaker 3: That was super precise movement. That was crazy.
Speaker 1: Imagine if it like hits Ice cuab Man just fucking
knocks him out, you know, just that that's it's over.
Speaker 12: No, how does she know how to navigate all this
stuff for her first time ever? On there?
Speaker 4: He taught her in thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: It's a really good map.
Speaker 4: He gave her a PowerPoint how to guy and she
got it. Oh, they got him. They want your data.
There's one. We've bumped into one so far. They're not
everywhere there here he goes.
Speaker 12: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: His movements are insane.
Speaker 4: That's why the battery is. He's doing fucking u turns.
Speaker 12: And he flew.
Speaker 13: Yeah, he flew across like half the city.
Speaker 2: Wh who's holding the face cam on him too?
Speaker 1: There is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he has a he has a camera on himself
while having the virtual reality camera and while driving.
Speaker 1: Came That's why I took That's why these movements are
like that, because he's driving the troupe with one handle
he poles the other that the phone.
Speaker 14: It's like obviously for the movie, they're recording his face
and it wasn't like FaceTime. It was like you could
see the red dot for like when you're recording just
the camera.
Speaker 11: Amazon's definitely gonnacharge him for.
Speaker 4: That drone right, absolutely. Yeah. You know they might say
the world death. Oh look at these look these things.
Speaker 8: Oh no, like.
Speaker 4: Sixty five million? How much does ice Cube cost?
Speaker 12: What is going on here?
Speaker 3: That is insane?
Speaker 4: I love you, guys.
Speaker 3: I got what trumps are putting the USB incorrectly the
first time, not me.
Speaker 1: That's one of the training modules of the DHS. You know,
they put USP and you gotta.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they time you.
Speaker 13: They're all just gonna like blow up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and ice You's gonna fucking walk out. We did it, guys,
They did it. Yeah. I don't know if they got
budgets to show them fully explode.
Speaker 13: See like it's ten am again. I think they just
like that's just like the default for the footage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure the news is gonna cover.
Speaker 1: What a shame because the rest of the movie they
held together so perfectly. So if the time would have
been held together. I think nothing would be wrong.
Speaker 4: With this movie.
Speaker 12: Yea, the timeline would ever Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 11: Well I think it's perfect. I don't know what you guys, why.
Speaker 4: Are they aboording the mission because they she saves the
day because the things went down, so they didn't want
to bomb and.
Speaker 12: Like bombed.
Speaker 4: She just goes to lead. Oh he's gonna we got her.
Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Photos, here's the picture of Mark jerking off or something
in the shower. Faith steer not outside a steer, like
it's a fucking screenplay or something.
Speaker 12: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if they think on my dad's dad he was
sick man. Look at all these photos he's taking out
and then they all went to jail for treason. Oh no,
he put his face on it. He put his face
on it. Is dad and his son morphed. Oh there
you go.
Speaker 11: Oh you know this is fiction.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he got pardoned.
Speaker 13: Ah, you know he was fighting for us, Sandra.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't trust the mediaized. Don't trust a lie Joe
ro oh no, oh.
Speaker 6: God, heroes from privacy rights.
Speaker 13: Yeah, let's disrupt some ship your dam screen background.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Secretary Crystal still at the golf course.
Speaker 12: Probably the cigar.
Speaker 4: Oh he is alive.
Speaker 6: Fuck hey you changed clothes?
Speaker 4: He did yet?
Speaker 21: Yeah all right.
Speaker 18: Yeah, this would only make them double down in real life.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh no, no, you the swat team that comes
and just take the ice cube away.
Speaker 3: His house gets burnt down again.
Speaker 4: You just literally threatened the government.
Speaker 13: You don't like the secretary defense.
Speaker 4: Yeah did they even mean a person. No, I don't
even know if they did.
Speaker 12: He's just like.
Speaker 4: Photoshop in crazy.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 11: These photos don't have any friends. Then they all died.
Speaker 4: They all died in the world.
Speaker 12: The world.
Speaker 4: It's all that's left. I'm starting to think no one
the world.
Speaker 12: Oh geez is.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck? That scared me too. Oh no, oh our
dad is saved.
Speaker 25: Oh.
Speaker 4: I thought I was just gonna be finally seeing him singing,
But no, we got more of Cube talking ritually.
Speaker 13: I want to look at what else? What else?
Speaker 12: Rich?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, she's Amazon trying to hit me with the
five seconds watch this. Oh it is God war the
worlds but h she wells, that's just fucking.
Speaker 4: He's rolling in his grave. I wish you could have
saw this, you know.
Speaker 1: I no, no, that man?
Speaker 4: Oh too bad.
Speaker 3: We live in the world.
Speaker 4: Oh, my god, what is the greatest troll the fake
radio broadcast in the nineteen twenties of War of the
Worlds or this movie this movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at least after the fake radio broadcast, Like, oh,
that's kind of clever and we all got got This
is just uh, this is.
Speaker 13: The only movie this director is is directed.
Speaker 4: I guarantee you that's a name.
Speaker 14: But that's like you can see he has like I
don't know how many music but like like at least
like one hundred music videos and stuff for like a
lot of famous artists.
Speaker 13: But like he's only done music videos and and two episodes.
Speaker 12: Is more of a short form guy.
Speaker 4: You mustn't want to be the next sext Snyder, Like
you know what?
Speaker 13: You know what video he directed? What venom.
Speaker 12: Mine? One?
Speaker 1: That makes sense where they saw that, like we gotta
give this guy a gig and stuff. Could you imagine me,
Clark Greg you films like six years ago. You're in
like three scenes and this movie comes out like he
was the second Bill fucking or third build actor here.
Speaker 4: It's just like you're like, what movie, well, right, that
phone movie?
Speaker 14: Like, oh, my production, I'm reading here. Production in the
midst of the COVID nineteen pandemic. Ice Cube joined the
lead role. So this is in September twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Wait in the middle, Oh I seek, Yeah.
Speaker 14: It's universal was intrigued by using the screen technology the
look of a commercial event film but at the budget
of a contained thriller.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 14: It's said in October of twenty twenty. Production started that
month and then only the next update was in April
twenty twenty four. They said it was an adaptation of
War of the World, so maybe this was something else
and they got the license.
Speaker 13: For it like later on and they're like, yeah, this
is a.
Speaker 15: World of tripods maybe yeah, yeah, And again the whole
the X logo thing that means they did that after
like twenty twenty two they added all the extra.
Speaker 14: Yeah, because yeah, there's pretty much no information, Like they
filmed it supposedly in twenty twenty, but then the only
other updates came in twenty twenty four and twenty twenty five.
They announced like who was in it, the rest of
the cast, and then it came out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, ice c you probably did all
that stuff first, and then like he probably never even
talked with.
Speaker 4: Many those actors, like he had no idea who was
gonna be on the other side.
Speaker 12: It's like, oh cool, you're just reading the script off
the monitor in front of them.
Speaker 11: Absolutely, you like look in several scenes you can see
that his monitor. You can see his glasses. That's just
a green screen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, his hair sometimes for sure.
Speaker 15: You know what, I will give credit to the editor
because it seems like he's the guy who got saddled
with all the.
Speaker 12: Five years.
Speaker 4: You done you no, man, there's just.
Speaker 14: A lot of one guy, like ice Cube was the
only guy at the the facility, the one editor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's in a dark room for four years making
War of the worlds.
Speaker 3: In the credits. That's unusual, I think.
Speaker 4: Was the homeless guy in the tent in the credits,
did he have a character.
Speaker 3: Not in the cast, like just police officers as there
you go shout out.
Speaker 13: They got to use them for free or something for
a scene.
Speaker 3: They got credit thousand dollars Amazon gift card, thank you.
Speaker 14: And that was something I'd also heard about this movie
with no context, was that an Amazon gift card was
what ended up saving the.
Speaker 12: World everything Amazon drones primary drone.
Speaker 14: The almost guy wanted to flipped the drone over if
it wasn't for the Amazon gift cards, even if they
had the drone, they would have made.
Speaker 12: The world's want to end. But he's like a thousand
bucks to Amazon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, why not. I'm gonna need that later. I
need more tense, you know, like even.
Speaker 3: Though there's apparently a complete blackout which never really was
talked about, just.
Speaker 4: To get rid of his Facebook memories.
Speaker 12: For like a seaton. Also Facebook gets deleted and then
Zuckerberg brings it back up or something, just so you
can see all.
Speaker 15: The data just floated back like lost souls coming into
the computer again.
Speaker 4: They killed them.
Speaker 3: That's how that it works. It's got DNA.
Speaker 4: And well we'll go around the room. Kirkland, what did
you What do you think of this movie?
Speaker 1: And if you if you want to give it a
rating that that's completely up to you.
Speaker 4: I feel like it might be an unbratable movie.
Speaker 1: But your thoughts, your final thoughts, your war of the world,
you know, unless we talk about gold geeks.
Speaker 4: Of course it could come up later.
Speaker 5: Againsh Yeah, I'm I'm still like in shock that this
is even like a real thing. With what I saw,
the thing I had the most fun with was just
seeing ice cubes like actions.
Speaker 6: I want to see like a behind the scenes super
cut of just like just.
Speaker 2: Doing the emotions like get get out of the house.
Speaker 4: Like just just.
Speaker 5: Just bang like one after the other, Like I don't
know how else he would have filmed that. So yeah,
I don't think I've ever gonna rewatch this ever again.
But it's funn watching with you guys.
Speaker 4: Mister muss.
Speaker 3: Man, this was This was great. This was a really
great sigg yestion from all of you who voted for this.
I mean, this was like probably the most high energy
watch along we've ever done, like from finish, not a
dull moment except for the minute thirty ad that we had. No,
this was a really fun time. I don't know, a
pretty creative movie, like you got to give it that.
I guess something different they're trying. Yeah, I don't know what.
I don't know what the rating to give this though,
maybe like a you know, I'll give you like a six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tyler, what are your your thoughts here on war
the worlds?
Speaker 12: I don't I don't have a rating, but I had
a great time. Really, Yeah, I don't know if I'll
watch it again. I don't think I'll ever watch that again.
No one else at home here wanted to watch it
with me, So.
Speaker 4: I think the only you'd have to be in a
group setting and no one else has seen other than you.
Maybe I think that's the only way.
Speaker 14: I think I've heard about this movie Like that was,
Like the reason why I wanted to do this so
much is like a lot of people are saying, like
this is the perfect like watch already type movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely want to bust out there. But April, you
can reveal to h Taylor told you not to what
was the score you ended up giving this when you
watched the first time.
Speaker 11: I was on the second watch, April, I think I
gave it a three and a half. I'll stand by that.
My review on Letterbox just says it's just good. No,
but it's a good time. I had a good time
with them. I watched a real good time today. So
you get there now.
Speaker 14: I think you don't like them pretty much the exact
same page there, Like I don't think it's like a
good movie, but just like off Enjoyment Will, it's like
I definitely really had a fun time watching it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Taylor Field, what did you feel about this movie.
Speaker 10: Oh man, you know, I'm usually a sucker for a
good alien flick, but you over there today, so it's
like you.
Speaker 13: Were just like disrespected.
Speaker 12: There.
Speaker 8: There was some stuff I I enjoyed, like there is
some scenes, but the fact that how rush this movie
was was just nightmare fuel.
Speaker 10: It was just horrendous, Like my god, and I think, yeah,
for sure, this retelling of all the worlds would just
I'm yeah, it's just it's not great.
Speaker 12: It's not great.
Speaker 10: But that being said, I like some there were some
sequences in here that I liked. I thought, Okay, you know,
the alien designs were cool there they are ships or whatnot.
But yeah, just immediately when just these rushed moments, like
I said, when they all went mobile airborne and just
went and killed all the hackers, and Dave didn't even
warn his buddies to reroute their IP addresses and let
them all fucking die.
Speaker 4: By the way, guys, I'm doing this trick. You should
do it too, just in case.
Speaker 8: You know he fucked.
Speaker 11: No, he didn't think that that they were dead. They
didn't even address it at all.
Speaker 8: No remorse, no remorse. I'm not going to rewatch this.
This is just absolutely fucking wild. But I'm glad I
watched it with you guys.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna be moving night with you in
mass and dell.
Speaker 8: One Oh no no no, watch Scary Me Eve before
there you.
Speaker 4: Go, Mike, what were your thoughts? Better than the Minecraft movie?
I'll give it that. Whoa, I agree, definitely definitely not
a slow burn. It went by very fast. I'll also
give it that and and some some creative storytelling. I'll
also give it that. But apart from that, uh, I'll
give it a one star, a full full star.
Speaker 11: Yeah, wow, that is its letterbox average.
Speaker 4: I'm with the crowd, you're with the people.
Speaker 12: Yeah, people? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What were you handsy?
Speaker 23: Oh?
Speaker 1: Whatever sounding you've made, you should log that in your
letter like it's like like a link to a voice recording.
Speaker 3: I get deleted if the.
Speaker 18: Well, like, obviously, that was a really fun time. I
think I would watch it again if it was in
a similar setting this. But yeah, maybe maybe one star
maybe for me?
Speaker 4: I supposed to Do you have anything more to add?
I know you spoke a little anything.
Speaker 12: So much?
Speaker 13: Yeah, the same as April.
Speaker 14: I probably go, yeah, like a three and a half
just because I had a really fun time watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think when I low this on Red Letterbox,
I'm not going to give it a grade. I think
it's an ungradable movie for me, like because on an
enjoyment level with your people, five out of five, like
it's a few like perfect movie to watch, people.
Speaker 4: But now I try to play this like thing me
watching this alone late at like eleven pm.
Speaker 1: Likes just like the Homelander, just like just like that
glace over like one watching you get Hit the ad
break too and everything.
Speaker 4: So like I do appreciate that.
Speaker 1: But I guess to kind of what we I think
we talked about this on a newscast recently or something.
Speaker 4: But if you liked this idea, I would like to
see a very good version.
Speaker 1: We talked about this during COVID Watch host the COVID
horror movie where it's friends doing a seance and they're
all over zoom. That is this type of movie done
very well off much smaller scale. It's just like five
friends out the whole world. But that's where if you
like this idea, uh, that's the concept done very well.
This how long it laughs, But it was a combination
of people going too hard or not hard enough. There's
a lot of just like hey, I'm gonna phone in
and do this and then crandit ice cube.
Speaker 4: Like I don't think he's acting good in here, but
he's he's doing whatever he's doing.
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's so yeah, overreacting to like the small stuff, yes,
and like not reacting to the go.
Speaker 12: Down like the world. Yeah, when the Facebook data disappeared,
like when his son was buying a v Bucks, you know.
Speaker 4: He was heated about that. Well, you playing these fucking
games for which we never got tied to.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure someone with quantum plans and games
when he.
Speaker 13: Was flying the jet, he was gonna be like, oh,
like I learned how to fly from a yeah.
Speaker 1: Or the joke was there like oh see, Daddy, tell
me stop playing video games. Look at me now, like
they had all these but like, no, we're not gonna
do any of that. We're just gonna shoot and go on.
Speaker 15: But uh, I'm wondering if the popularity or this thing
because of the mean factor, is gonna like spring a
bunch of like sequels. They're gonna do like Journey to
the Center of the Earth with this version or something
like that.
Speaker 4: But it has to be they all be via the
phone though too exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's if they were gonna announce, if
they were too Yeah, it has to be ictually big.
If they were announced they're doing a sequel this with
ice Cube, I'd be there day one. Like that's the thing,
Like they've got no no, no in the group setting here,
no no, no again, it has to be this exact
setting of watching the people. I could never watch as
a loner in the theaters. But if they do where
the world's too sure, you know, since they of feel
based on classic works of literature and sure you sleepy
hollow or something or you know, like they hit piece,
yeah exactly hit multiple things going on, but uh no,
like Dalil said, this was times fun. This most probably
our most lively because usually if I ever watched along,
it's like, you know, sometimes four or five minutes of quietness,
nothing's going on, or find out what the plot is.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, need to find the plot of this fucking movie.
It's just happening.
Speaker 1: But no, thank you everyone that suggested it, because we
probably wouldn't have done this, but I'm glad we did
do it. And then thinking everyone that's joying today because yeah,
this was a. This was a very This was the
peak of the after night movie night right now. I
don't know what will happen in the in twenty twenty sixth,
that'll be next one. I don't know what we'll we'll
even try to come close to this, but.
Speaker 4: No, yes, it's happening now. It's unspoken.
Speaker 1: Luckily that's been delayed to sit there next year, so
you know, maybe, well we'll get a fucking patron pull.
Speaker 4: But yeah, we need to find some.
Speaker 14: Ball barrels stuff, the Mike Myers, the camp in the head,
not this new one that's going on.
Speaker 1: No, you have to have sp that's the painful us
because they're trying to make it look good, but it's
it's not.
Speaker 4: It's it's yeah. But uh, well there you go.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you again for everybody that joined. Uh yeah,
this was tons of fun. Uh everyone, have a good
rest of the weekend. We'll see in the discord and
whatnot and see you next after nine. But yeah, this
was tons of fun.
Speaker 4: Ever, everyone have a good one.
Speaker 13: Father Robin