Speaker 1: One of my favorite segments of the week is Tuesday's
Speaker 1: Tool at Titto five with Dave Jennings. Is there one tool,
Speaker 1: two tools? Zero tools? Up to two tools?
Speaker 2: Let's find out what do I love when it comes
Speaker 2: to hunting for tools? Guys, they make it sill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this isn't one of those. And so this girl is sixteen.
Speaker 2: Let's call her Kimmy. She and her twenty six year
Speaker 2: old sister are at odds.
Speaker 3: Twenty six year old sounds hot over.
Speaker 2: Sorry over the names their parents gave them. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: here we go, Kimmy writes in For whatever reason, our
Speaker 2: parents' name taste was different at forty when they had
Speaker 2: me than it was at thirty when they had my sister.
Speaker 2: My sister ended up with an old fashioned name, think
Speaker 2: ethel Well. I ended up with a modernish, mature name
Speaker 2: like Wren. Her sister, Kimmy ads hates her name. When
Speaker 2: it was really zenful that I got a better name
Speaker 2: and that our parents had given me a younger sounding name.
Speaker 3: Tried the white.
Speaker 2: She was the only person in her class at the
Speaker 2: time who had an older name. Most of the kids
Speaker 2: she went to school with were either really trendy names
Speaker 2: or place names. I know my sister was bullied at
Speaker 2: one point for having a grandma name. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if she ever told my parents, but she made sure
Speaker 2: to tell me and make me feel bad about it ethel.
Speaker 2: When the two were younger, Kimmy says her sister used
Speaker 2: to say she deserves to have things as easy as
Speaker 2: I did. In recent years, it's become more clear that
Speaker 2: she blames Mom more than Dad for the name. Mom
Speaker 2: was the one who had most of the say in
Speaker 2: naming us, according to them, and when my sister saw
Speaker 2: the list of names considered for each of us a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, she got even meaner to me.
Speaker 2: She even told me she never wanted a sister, and
Speaker 2: why did I have to be born at all?
Speaker 3: I wish you were born.
Speaker 2: I told her I didn't choose and I shouldn't be
Speaker 2: bullied by her because of it. My mom listened, and
Speaker 2: she and Dad confronted her over this. My sister said
Speaker 2: I was such a snitch and a little spoiled brat,
Speaker 2: and how I shouldn't have said anything at all. Now
Speaker 2: she worries that I'm in the wrong for speaking to
Speaker 2: my parents. Is Kimmy a tool?
Speaker 1: Uh? Sibling rival. I got chases, especially with sisters. Boys
Speaker 1: just fight it out and it's over.
Speaker 3: I got to chase this growl real quick. You know
Speaker 3: when she said, I wish you'd never been born? M M.
Speaker 3: I said something like that to my dad one time.
Speaker 3: I said I didn't ask to be born. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you would have, I was said, no, Dwight.
Speaker 1: Is the dumb name, of course, So dude, what I
Speaker 1: just think this is part of I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're tools, but there she's searching for something, and I
Speaker 1: think it goes deeper than just the name. Okay, right
Speaker 1: where how much were they treated differently? And the catalyst
Speaker 1: for her angst right now is if that's the right
Speaker 1: word to use. Is the name Ethol is pretty bad?
Speaker 1: But you know, your twenty six you can change. The
Speaker 1: first girl I ever kissed was in fourth grade. Her
Speaker 1: name was Ethel and she was pretty as hell. So
Speaker 1: I don't I'm sorry. Ethyl's can be hot.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's just a name.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just a name. How much does it cost
Speaker 3: to change your name?
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty bucks on hundred and twenty two dollars,
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 3: Forty three dollars for court filing, eight dollars county clerk.
Speaker 3: So kimmy poppy order five.
Speaker 2: Give her one hundred and twenty two bucks out of
Speaker 2: your Peggy shut up.
Speaker 1: Maggie hates her name. She hates Margaret because I hate
Speaker 1: my name.
Speaker 2: Well, she's gonna be Peggy.
Speaker 1: So it's only named after your grandmother. But you tell
Speaker 1: your grandmother that, right, And she did, of course, because
Speaker 1: he's Maggie. But okay, so I don't is it fair
Speaker 1: for me to say there's no tools here, they're just
Speaker 1: upset siblings.
Speaker 2: But to keep on badgering your sixteen year old sister
Speaker 2: because she has a different name that you like better.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, I thought you said they were
Speaker 1: in their twenties.
Speaker 2: One is sixteen, one's twenty six, twenty sixteen year old.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a tool. You're a tool. Get over yourself
Speaker 1: for a second. She's sixteen. You remember how hard it
Speaker 1: was to be a sixteen year old girl in the world.
Speaker 3: For god sake, ethel my name was supposed to be
Speaker 3: stone Wall and then at the last second Mom changed
Speaker 3: it to though White. Now, either way I would.
Speaker 1: Never wagh, you'd have been stoned to wall.
Speaker 3: Well, but either way, I was not going to be
Speaker 3: able to get a license plate from my bicycle. Like
Speaker 3: Kevin and Wayne.
Speaker 1: You will live.
Speaker 2: For five years.
Speaker 1: Every single time we get to this thing when you
Speaker 1: talk about the little license plate you used to buy
Speaker 1: it dorm Berry's toy and that you would just stay
Speaker 1: with it and you would never find Dwight.
Speaker 2: What's your middle name, David? Go with that.
Speaker 3: It's not the same.
Speaker 2: It's better.
Speaker 1: Like Dwight from the office.
Speaker 3: Oh right, How many times I heard who's the most
Speaker 3: annoying person on the office?
Speaker 2: Of course, right?
Speaker 3: Who did the most cocaine on the Mets light?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but who was one of the greatest generals ever?
Speaker 1: Paton Dwight, Guys and r Ike. But they't know him
Speaker 1: as Dwight. They called him Ike. That was my nickname
Speaker 1: or general. That was my nickname, girl, not Jen. Ike
Speaker 1: was your nickname?
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, that's not so bad.
Speaker 1: We're not that cool.
Speaker 3: Well that's why I don't have it anymore. I had
Speaker 3: it when I was like eight to From like eight
Speaker 3: to twelve, I was Ike And then people were like.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna are we gonna completely ignore the story
Speaker 1: of the shop owner that chased down I want to
Speaker 1: Are we going to ignore the vigilante shop owner.
Speaker 2: He went the extra miles?
Speaker 3: Yes, they want to start to go fund me for
Speaker 3: his legal fees. Yes, I do, I really do. I
Speaker 3: think I love this store owner and I'm sure why
Speaker 3: he's going through litigation. He can't come on the show,
Speaker 3: but eventually I want you on.
Speaker 2: The show is alift from him again, that's the story.
Speaker 3: I think it's absolutely the right mess.
Speaker 1: A Louisle business owner is facing several charges after allegedly
Speaker 1: kidnapping and beating a shoplifter who stole vate pens from
Speaker 1: his convenience door on the in the Algonquin neighborhood. Shocking.
Speaker 1: Algonquin police said, Patel pulled up the victim's shorts and
Speaker 1: sprayed the victim's anus with peppers tell you do it wow,
Speaker 1: before pulling him into the van. The victim was then
Speaker 1: taken to a garage not far from the easy Mark
Speaker 1: that he stole from, where they continued to assault him,
Speaker 1: hitting him, stop, clapping, hitting him with closed fist, and
Speaker 1: kicking and stomping him before striking him with a piece
Speaker 1: of wood.
Speaker 3: So let me just offer this up. If somebody's grandmother
Speaker 3: was just walking down the stree, read, dude, look at
Speaker 3: me my grandmother. And then a van pulls up and
Speaker 3: they shoot the grandma's aus with pepper spray and then
Speaker 3: they put poor grandma in the van, take her to
Speaker 3: an undisclosed location. They beat grandma. If that group of
Speaker 3: individuals came upon a Louisville judge, the judge would dismiss it.
Speaker 3: But since it's a business owner, he's still you watched
Speaker 3: this though.
Speaker 1: He stole vpins. You don't get uh, you don't get
Speaker 1: pepper spray in your anus. And then driven to a
Speaker 1: garage where you you're beating. It's stomped on by a
Speaker 1: group of people. Know, it's just too far. You can't
Speaker 1: have vigilanes running around the city.
Speaker 3: My point is, if ever just thugs the digits to
Speaker 3: a grandmother Luivia, judges would let them off scott free.
Speaker 3: But because it's a business owner going against a criminal,
Speaker 3: watch these judges are gonna throw the They're gonna throw
Speaker 3: the book at this guy.
Speaker 2: So if you, if you're a business owner, what makes
Speaker 2: you think you know what? I for an eye? Let's see,
Speaker 2: he got some vape pens?
Speaker 3: What should I do?
Speaker 2: What should I do? You know what stuff let me
Speaker 2: spray him in the anus.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think that this guy probably comes from a country
Speaker 1: where that's that's chop off your hand. It's what you do.
Speaker 3: Oh you stole from me.
Speaker 1: It's what you do.
Speaker 3: We're gonna chop off your hand and we're gonna take
Speaker 3: the next six goats that your mom and daddy goat have.
Speaker 3: That's the penalty.
Speaker 1: He puts one of you, he put one of yours
Speaker 1: in the hospital, you.
Speaker 3: Put one of his. If he pulls paper, you pulled scissors.
Speaker 3: If he pulls rock, you pull paper.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a little better when Sean Connery says it, but.
Speaker 2: Just a little.
Speaker 1: So this guy, I thought that maybe somebody would start
Speaker 1: a GoFundMe for his his his bills. But you cannot
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: You have to stop the pepper spray. And he stopped there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: He Actually again, I'm not condoning any of this behavior,
Speaker 1: but if you were gonna do that and screw up,
Speaker 1: I think that is the pepper spray in the butt.
Speaker 2: That is. And then you film the dancing.
Speaker 1: It's worth the vap pens.
Speaker 2: Dance for me, dance for me.
Speaker 1: And they tell me and keep the v and keep
Speaker 1: the vay pins.
Speaker 3: You can have the come on back tomorrow if you want.
Speaker 3: We'll do this again.
Speaker 1: All right, does the paper?
Speaker 3: I think that the pepper spray just adds just enough.
Speaker 1: Here's here's the thing.
Speaker 2: How many people have tried it? Since? That's where my
Speaker 2: question is?
Speaker 1: Well said? So I said, I was gonna ask how
Speaker 1: you know it's coming saying it's not that bad? Like?
Speaker 1: How many people would know what that felt like?
Speaker 3: Have you ever been pepper sprayed?
Speaker 1: Just you know, I've been in the room that has
Speaker 1: been pepper sprayed and it was uncomfortable. It was horrible.
Speaker 3: I got pepper pepper sprayed twice, you know. Let me
Speaker 3: tell you. It was right in the face, mouth open,
Speaker 3: the whole bit.
Speaker 2: It was one of the most work.
Speaker 3: It was horrible, horrible. I felt like I had a
Speaker 3: cactus in my mouth. It's horrible, horrible, It's horrible.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 3: I think every soul would help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every soldier has to do that. It's it's the
Speaker 1: it's the basic training where they have the hut and
Speaker 1: they'd line twenty guys up in their army, Navy, whatever,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, and they throw the tear gas in
Speaker 1: there and you got to take your mask off and
Speaker 1: sit in there for whatever two minutes and then and
Speaker 1: ride the tear gas training.
Speaker 2: All right, So like I had a cactus in my mouth.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. It's very descriptive. You're like Hemingway, Yeah so much.
Speaker 3: And when I made that comment, I had seventeen casts
Speaker 3: around me.
Speaker 1: Again, we don't condone any of this behavior from a
Speaker 1: store owner. I knew a guy, former boxer I talked.
Speaker 1: I hadn't talked to him in like years. We finally
Speaker 1: got on the phone and we were catching up and
Speaker 1: I said, well I have I said, and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: you know I did six months? Ohh And I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Back up, what do you mean you did six months?
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I caught this guy breaking in my car.
Speaker 1: I walked out. I caught him trying to break in
Speaker 1: my car. I go, okay, well what he goes I said,
Speaker 1: you're you're breaking in the wrong car. He was a
Speaker 1: champion boxer, and uh the guy popped off. So my
Speaker 1: buddy said, all right, night night bang one punch out
Speaker 1: And I go, that gave you six months. He goes, well, no,
Speaker 1: pepper sprayed in my butt. I then duct taped him
Speaker 1: to a chair in my garage and scared the hell
Speaker 1: out of him for a couple of hours. I didn't
Speaker 1: hit him, I just scared the hell out of him.
Speaker 3: Man's sharpening knives and right and putting a ripe to
Speaker 3: the eye, dexter right.
Speaker 1: He goes scared of hell. I go, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that that'll get you six.
Speaker 2: Plastic plastic sharpening your knives.
Speaker 1: That gets you six months. Uh So, do not do that.
Speaker 2: Don't get together with him? Then, did you?
Speaker 1: I want to speak? Uh no, he's very good friends
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 1: Uh So I will go out on a limb that
Speaker 1: Matt Sanders and the rest of LMPD do not recommend vigilante.
Speaker 3: But going back to what happened with I wonder how
Speaker 3: that whole scenario could I want to why.
Speaker 1: Do we have Matt Sanders on it and describe and
Speaker 1: and talk about this story as.
Speaker 2: Is Anus mace and mace O band name.
Speaker 3: Oh definitely.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you even get to that idea.
Speaker 1: I know, strain this in your ear. It's too good
Speaker 1: for you to be sprayed in your face. Just take it,
Speaker 1: just take it, all right?
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 1: A great Uh, by the way, before you do, Tony's
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Speaker 3: I'm sure they love being followed by mace.
Speaker 1: Bargain Supply. I'll be going to bargain Supply today because
Speaker 1: the remodeler Dave has headed. He's coming over with the carpenter.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna discuss. Uh, we're knocking walls out, we're
Speaker 1: staying in. Saint Matthew is not gonna sell a house.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna try to fit in and say stuff
Speaker 3: like you know what? Uh what the quarter as drawwall here?
Speaker 2: Well, the guy, I have some an mace on the
Speaker 2: counter I don't sorry, how much of the counter tops?
Speaker 2: How much of the counter to.
Speaker 3: I got a look up on Google.
Speaker 1: I don't know the carpenter. I know the guy. I
Speaker 1: know the remodeler of known him for thirty years. But
Speaker 1: the carpenter guy, he doesn't know me. So no, I
Speaker 1: already got the line down. I was like, right here
Speaker 1: is where I want the stripper poll and it has
Speaker 1: to be able to take my weight.
Speaker 3: Hey, there's actually something known as an an a.
Speaker 1: Stop please stop, please stop surgery, So thank you, bargain
Speaker 1: stop please bargain supply Street. I'm trying to move on.
Speaker 3: It's a surgical procedure that creates a channel Tony's breaking alignment.
Speaker 3: I can't fit it in. I can't say that, Okay, Tony.
Speaker 3: That's why you have the surgery Tony's breaking alignment. What
Speaker 3: if you could? What have you found a place you
Speaker 3: can actually trust when you had to get work done
Speaker 3: on your vehicle? Well, got it for you. It's Tony's
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Speaker 3: on the marquee, and they certainly care way more about
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Speaker 3: oh no, contraar banjour. That's a little French for you.
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Speaker 3: really in the years is next News Radio eight forty
Speaker 3: whas we did not.
Speaker 1: Do really in the years.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we said.
Speaker 3: Nay, not without date, not without Dave. By the way,
Speaker 3: happy birthday to Chris Raderman. He is the founder of
Speaker 3: Shady Rays. Ah do have time to do this poem?
Speaker 3: It's like it's all about Chris.
Speaker 2: What rhymes with ratterman?
Speaker 3: Hatterman?
Speaker 1: All right, what do we got for us today?
Speaker 2: What I got our top twenty hits from back in
Speaker 2: the day. You're gonna try to give me the year?
Speaker 3: Okay? All right, we're in the eighties, eighty six seven? Yeah,
Speaker 3: probably because January.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was working construction and this used to be
Speaker 1: playing in the construction side all the time.
Speaker 3: I was working as a male dancer. My name was Flabby. Oh,
Speaker 3: and I was dancing with the chunkin Dales and instead
Speaker 3: of tipping dollars, they would tip white Castle coupons.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was listening to this as I fell off
Speaker 1: the scaffolding and the scaffolden fell on top of me.
Speaker 3: Is that what happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of the things I happened.
Speaker 3: Did you hit everything on the way down with your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's Miami Sound Machine, Gloria.
Speaker 1: It's Stefan. It's going to be a seven.
Speaker 2: Now we go across the pond.
Speaker 1: Simple Minds Alive and Kicking it eighty seven.
Speaker 3: It's eighty seven or eighty eight. Was this on the
Speaker 3: same record as the Breakfast Club song?
Speaker 2: I believe so it might have been the one after that,
Speaker 2: my live kick.
Speaker 1: I might even be able to say, I don't even
Speaker 1: need another song. It's not seven.
Speaker 3: No, no, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Will you please stop? You sound like a serial killer
Speaker 1: singing to his victim before.
Speaker 2: Here you go.
Speaker 1: You gotta do.
Speaker 2: Its a good song, please, it's a good song, all right.
Speaker 2: This next guy is a birthday boy? How about that, billy?
Speaker 3: It's eighty six, all right, boy, could be eighty seven.
Speaker 1: It's January.
Speaker 3: It's Jami January. Hey, let this get into my car.
Speaker 1: They made a movie after this stupid sh it was
Speaker 1: the two Uh we had one of them on Oh god,
Speaker 1: the two actors that were the same age. One died
Speaker 1: of a drug overdose and one claims he was had
Speaker 1: sex with all the adults in Corey Fell Cory's The Corys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Corey Ham yeah, Corey Feil, Corey Ham.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They both started a movie called Driver's License.
Speaker 3: If you watch yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember that movie?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And it was the Hot Girl with the
Speaker 1: convertible convertible Volkswagen. After that movie came out, all the
Speaker 1: high school girls bought convertible.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Billy Ocean, Happy seventy fourth day today?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Spies like Us? This came out in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3: I can't remember it was the Winner or Summer, though
Speaker 3: it was a winner. It was a Christmas movie in
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'd like to hear the song.
Speaker 3: Paul, remember Spies Like Us?
Speaker 1: I remember the movie The Old The only reason I
Speaker 1: remember the movie is the two girls getting out of
Speaker 1: the of the tent.
Speaker 3: That was gross. They hardly had anything on.
Speaker 1: It was gross.
Speaker 3: Paul McCartney, boy, I think it's I think you're right
Speaker 3: on eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Terrible song.
Speaker 2: It's better than simply.
Speaker 1: That's not setting the bar.
Speaker 3: No, that's true.
Speaker 1: Are you listening to this song and thinking it's it's.
Speaker 3: Party all the This was a song, This was a
Speaker 3: dare Richard pryor bet it probably eighty eight. I think
Speaker 3: it was one hundred thousand dollars. Bet he bet said
Speaker 3: you couldn't write, You couldn't write a hit song.
Speaker 2: It's about his girlfriend who had bladder issues.
Speaker 3: Now that was potty.
Speaker 1: Old party party, not potty.
Speaker 3: Potty all the time party all the times about me.
Speaker 1: I say, I'm really, I'm willing to go eighty eight now.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no no. This was eighty six.
Speaker 3: I'm going in eighty seven. Why you want to hurt me?
Speaker 2: But it's January, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: This was eighty six, songh Man. It's a long ramp.
Speaker 3: This is my senior year. Why you want to hurt me?
Speaker 1: So you want to say nineteen eighty six, No, I
Speaker 1: want to say eighty seven.
Speaker 3: Because Spies Like Us was a fall December movie in
Speaker 3: eighty six. Okay, and that was the same.
Speaker 1: This wasn't the number one song.
Speaker 2: The next song is the number one song January, the
Speaker 2: twenty first. Back in the day, heavy hitters, right, that's what.
Speaker 1: Friends are fool, that's what friends are for.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Keith smiling.
Speaker 1: I hated this song in eighty six.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate it today.
Speaker 2: What jerks are for?
Speaker 3: It made me nauseous back then. Just hearing it it
Speaker 3: made me physical. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: It's not what friends are for.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Friends are for if you puke in their car, they
Speaker 1: hope you clean it up.
Speaker 3: Friends are for like, you know what friends are and
Speaker 3: you're not shitting anybody. I'm not your friend.
Speaker 1: Your friends are for lying to the police.
Speaker 2: Right, friends are for Uh, when you hold a guide
Speaker 2: down sea, you can squirre pepper strain as well. All right,
Speaker 2: that's what friends are for. I did.
Speaker 1: I physically got ill.
Speaker 3: When I There are certain songs that make me nauch.
Speaker 3: This is one of them.
Speaker 1: I want to say. It's eighty seven.
Speaker 3: It's eighty seven. Here's why I'm telling you. Several Minds
Speaker 3: was eighty six. Paul McCartney was eighty six. And what
Speaker 3: was the other one that got me? There's three eighty
Speaker 3: six to my ca Yeah, yeah, all right, it's eighty seven.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it nineteen eighty seven for the
Speaker 1: first reeling in the years for the week final answer.
Speaker 2: Deon Warwick and Friends, Elton John ROBERTA. Flak. Who's the
Speaker 2: other one is that? All of them? Let's eighty eight?
Speaker 2: So anyway, this was the number one song eight January.
Speaker 2: The twenty first.
Speaker 3: Deon Warwick has big nose holes you can look.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, nineteen eighty six, so these songs
Speaker 1: came out late eighty five, late eighty five.
Speaker 3: No what I say, that's what I meant. That's what
Speaker 3: I meant to say.
Speaker 1: No way, Jose, I think you're wrong. See okay, I
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Speaker 1: I love ge, but we're doing the big remodel at
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Speaker 1: different sort of look. So I'm gonna go, and that's
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Speaker 1: able to get the sixteen thousand dollars Italian gas stove.
Speaker 1: I know that Jackie's going to say we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm a guest stove. I happen to me from Italian.
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Speaker 1: Tony barkains by e Everestry and popping by there a
Speaker 1: little bit after noon after the show.
Speaker 2: I got therewn parking lot down there.
Speaker 1: They do have it. It's in the New lou area.
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Speaker 1: No, that's not true.
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Speaker 3: Hello Billy message from Courtney donaho It says, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: thanks you for the shout out. I love Tony Dwighton Dave,
Speaker 3: but really, Dwight, I love you the most. You're so
Speaker 3: handsome and sexy for the naked pick. Hopefully one day
Speaker 3: I will have someone that looks just like you. You're the
Speaker 3: best and I love you yours truly, Courtney Donahoe. Wow, that
Speaker 3: was a nice message from her long text.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: And then she sends a picture. Oh my gosh, I'm blushing.
Speaker 1: Uh. When it comes to naming babies, yeah, soname babies.
Speaker 1: I named Dave. I just looked at Dwighton and said,
Speaker 1: Google dumbest baby names America twenty twenty four. Okay, let
Speaker 1: see what comes up. Because I have this story about
Speaker 1: some people are getting you know, people just they just
Speaker 1: can't live their own lives. They have to get in
Speaker 1: other people's lives. And you can't name your baby that
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I'm kind of with them on that.
Speaker 1: So the trend has emerged recently where parents are naming
Speaker 1: their kids after their favorite weapons.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I saw that. Hey, this this is Howitz
Speaker 2: or Smith.
Speaker 1: No, not far off, that's not far off.
Speaker 3: Remington's one of them.
Speaker 1: See Ruger, Ruger, So Ruger, let's pick a regular name.
Speaker 1: What name can you use for all these? Johnson? You
Speaker 1: just want to use Johnson?
Speaker 2: Ruger Johnson, Yeah, Ruger Johnson, Remington. I tell you what,
Speaker 2: you don't want to be nine millimeter Johnson.
Speaker 1: If you're not rich, I don't think you can go
Speaker 1: Remington Remington Johnson.
Speaker 3: Is it me? Or does Remington sound like the jerk
Speaker 3: preppy in every eighties movie that beats up the nerd?
Speaker 2: Oh no, here comes lay James Spader.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right, Remington.
Speaker 1: Remington sounds like a rich guy.
Speaker 3: All right, that's what I'm saying. So shoot her shooter, shooter,
Speaker 3: but shooter, Jenny saying, that's a cool name. Trigger that
Speaker 3: sounds like a horse.
Speaker 1: Hegg Hey, trigger that sounds like the guy at the
Speaker 1: gas station when you're looking for someone on the ol.
Speaker 1: Hey trigger, what sounds like you're looking for cat?
Speaker 3: Sounds like the guy that's not all there that hangs
Speaker 3: around the gas better than safety lock. Oh, that's old trigger.
Speaker 2: He just.
Speaker 3: He likes to eat paint chips, that's all.
Speaker 1: Winchester. Did I say that one? Here's another one. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Dagger.
Speaker 2: It's kind of pointed.
Speaker 1: It sounds like an SEC quarterback, it does. Dagger Johnson sounds.
Speaker 3: Like any sounds like a nickname. Dagger Wilson, Eh, not
Speaker 3: a fan I like, I likes, So.
Speaker 1: We take that too. And again people get older themselves. Cannon,
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's okay, it's okay, relaxed. Let people name
Speaker 1: their kids whatever they want. Here's the deal. You name
Speaker 1: your kids something cool like that. They better be cool kids.
Speaker 1: Here's like, they better be able to deliver.
Speaker 3: Here's the stupid names, all.
Speaker 1: Right, So hashtag ugly baby names? What did you come
Speaker 1: up with?
Speaker 3: Okay? This one is tu spacemorrow tomorrow. That's there's another one.
Speaker 1: Precious, Precious is no, I don't hate it. Here's the
Speaker 1: number two on the list on this website. Is mom Junction,
Speaker 1: mom junction dot com America. That's not bad. No, I
Speaker 1: dated a girl her grandmother's name America. No, this is
Speaker 1: just Mercedes. I dated a Mercedes and for months.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Please, no one on the show, no one in the
Speaker 1: in the sales pit, no one listening to the show
Speaker 1: in general, over the fourteen states that can hear us now,
Speaker 1: are surprised you dated a girl named Mercedes.
Speaker 3: But here's the shocking part. I just assumed because she
Speaker 3: was a young, blonde, hot body. So I just assumed
Speaker 3: she was a dancer, a performer, stripper, you know. And
Speaker 3: so I kept asking throughout the months we were dating, Please,
Speaker 3: what's your real name? What's your own name? She showed
Speaker 3: me her driver's license, and sure enough, she was named Mercedes.
Speaker 1: Olga is on the ola.
Speaker 3: That's hot. That sounds hot.
Speaker 1: Do you know what Olga? It's Russian? Do you know
Speaker 1: what that means?
Speaker 3: In Russia?
Speaker 2: I will say, Harry Mole means yeah, fat and ugly.
Speaker 1: Oh stop, that's a good guest, though I can't get okay.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: People think it sounds like Harry Mole or deformed, grotesque,
Speaker 1: but it actually means beautiful in Russian. Oh, Olga is
Speaker 1: beautiful in Russian.
Speaker 2: It is a beautiful language.
Speaker 1: Here's another one sounds very similar. But this is number
Speaker 1: three on this list from mom Junks's dot com. If
Speaker 1: you're a new mom, check it out. Helga.
Speaker 2: Helga isn't Isn't that Hagar the Horrible's wife?
Speaker 3: I think and will be a good twin sister.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hellga sounds like something out of a bad Uh,
Speaker 1: not a bad but a scary Yeah.
Speaker 2: She she bakes cookies in her in her cabin in
Speaker 2: the woods, eats children.
Speaker 3: What's the chance of Helga being good at shot put?
Speaker 2: Fifty to fifty?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Who wrote those books? All those German? They're two German.
Speaker 1: It was a German guy that wrote Fritz Oh, all
Speaker 1: the stories at Disney the Scruber. Here's this is number
Speaker 1: four on the ugly name list. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Peggy? I like Peggy. Peggy's great, Peggy's a fun broad,
Speaker 3: Peggy bakes. Why would you have Peggy cares? I gonna
Speaker 3: have game night. Never a game night. Not invite Pegg
Speaker 3: marnin peg Peg.
Speaker 2: She's a sweetheart, she really is.
Speaker 3: She's square.
Speaker 1: Someone apparently named their child in twenty twenty four Zuma.
Speaker 2: I think peg is a real square though Zooma Lachlan
Speaker 2: drinks those.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Zuma, oh Zema.
Speaker 1: Oh Zuma is actually the name of a beach in Malibu.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Also one of the characters in Paw Patrol.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. My kid never was in Paul Patrol.
Speaker 1: He was Bob the Builder.
Speaker 3: Remember in twenty twenty getting back to the craziest when
Speaker 3: they can't cancel Paul Patrol because it's insensitive.
Speaker 2: Because there was a cop yeap.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could, Like, how did we live
Speaker 1: through that? No? Like, how do we You're looking around like,
Speaker 1: am I crazy? I'm taking quick. Everybody's like people that
Speaker 1: don't like Trump, They're like, how do we get here?
Speaker 1: I'll tell exactly how you got here? Stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Paul Patrol is uh.
Speaker 1: Somebody named their kid Moxy crime Fighter.
Speaker 3: No, that was a Moxy crime Fighter. That is pen
Speaker 3: Gillette's daughter's name.
Speaker 2: Really is not bad.
Speaker 3: That is Pendulette's daughter's name, Moxie crime Boxy crime Fire.
Speaker 1: This isn't This is more stupid than ugly time, like
Speaker 1: the Spice Time Johnson or father No, no, no, father time.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, didn't specify T I M E time M.
Speaker 1: I always think that the I think that the store.
Speaker 1: There's a grocery store that's now a fitness place in
Speaker 1: Saint Matthew's round Chilver Road. It was called time something,
Speaker 1: but they misspelled people like this is Louisville, Kentucky. You
Speaker 1: can't get fancy.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, you're marquees wrong. No, we're just.
Speaker 2: Talk about carriage Ford.
Speaker 1: Carriage Ford. He was texting last night as the Fighting
Speaker 1: nightersh have notre name, just did not get it done.
Speaker 1: As Ohio State eight is your national champion. He comes
Speaker 1: on once a week and talks about sports. But you
Speaker 1: need to get over there and buy a truck or
Speaker 1: car or a van or whatever.
Speaker 2: They got.
Speaker 1: Man, they've got the new ones, they've got the used ones.
Speaker 1: And right now the F one fifties and the Broncos
Speaker 1: have very low interest. And I think the F one
Speaker 1: fifty is up to nine thousand dollars back. Think about that.
Speaker 1: Go look at the price and take nine grand off.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. So check them out. Carriage Forward, Earl Books,
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Speaker 1: there is a truck that I've I'm more in love
Speaker 1: with than the twenty twenty four or twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: f one fifty. Go check them out and drive it.
Speaker 1: You'll agree. Back after this on news radio eight forty
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