Speaker 1: JB's hygiene thing that he does twice a year that
Speaker 1: women are more familiar with than men, has changed my life,
Speaker 1: changed my life, all right, that's coming up in just
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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning at seven o'clock. And before we get the
Speaker 1: JB's Hygiene Thing, let's do the fruitcake song.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's my favorite time a year. I'd like to
Speaker 2: serve a festive cheer. I have so much unfinished business.
Speaker 2: I'll be trimming my big tree while Santa slides down
Speaker 2: my chimney because I'm having me a fruitcake for Christmas.
Speaker 2: This will toe over the door. Just watch some leather
Speaker 2: from the store. Everything is looking so precious. I'll be
Speaker 2: drinking my eggnog while I'm selling my yule log. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm having me a fruitcake for Christmas.
Speaker 1: My favorite show.
Speaker 3: Tunes on the stairy and I feel that special blow.
Speaker 3: My lover's coming, don't you know, just call me a
Speaker 3: ho ho ho. Well, we met up at the mall,
Speaker 3: and I said that I would call and fix up
Speaker 3: the dinners, the scrumptuous, the special moments near Santa's gonna
Speaker 3: come this year.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm having me a fruitcake for Christmas. Oh, I'm
Speaker 2: having me a fruitcake for Christmas. Oh, jolly Saint Nick,
Speaker 2: Little Dickens, Jamie.
Speaker 1: Should the guys singing that song do your hygiene thing?
Speaker 1: Should you be right? Yeah? Because that's me? All right?
Speaker 1: What is it? All right?
Speaker 4: Twice a year, I get to do this. If you
Speaker 4: do it more than twice a year, it can be harmful.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Women do this are probably familiar with it. Guys are not.
Speaker 1: Guys. You should start. It will change world.
Speaker 4: I did it two days ago, so I'm reaping the benefits.
Speaker 1: You say, it's play. It's good for days. It's fun
Speaker 1: for days, fun for days. Okay, it's good for months. Okay,
Speaker 1: I do this.
Speaker 4: I'm holding up a box for those of you watching video,
Speaker 4: the foot peel.
Speaker 1: Foot peel. Now, move the box a little close to
Speaker 1: your face so I can see it. You see this, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like they're they're a little well, I can't
Speaker 4: really show you.
Speaker 1: They're in these little pouches.
Speaker 4: And then you cut the top off and you slade
Speaker 4: your foot in it and then just soak in the
Speaker 4: pouch for like an hour, and.
Speaker 1: Then two three days later you have a glass of it.
Speaker 4: But then two three days later it's like it's like
Speaker 4: a cheese grater, Like you can just grab.
Speaker 1: A piece of skin and just I mean, it is amazing.
Speaker 1: So you put how long have you put your feet
Speaker 1: into the thing for? For like an hour? An hour?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if you do it more than twice a year,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's it's a little too much. But twice
Speaker 4: a year, I do it, like around the New Year
Speaker 4: and then just going into the beginning of summer because
Speaker 4: I'm always in flip flops. Yeah, you know, driving a
Speaker 4: boat for my daughter, Yeah, for her wakes, her school,
Speaker 4: you know, and I didn't want Yeah, people can see
Speaker 4: like the heels of my feet because I'm in front
Speaker 4: of them, and it just I started doing this a
Speaker 4: few years ago and it is just awesome.
Speaker 6: But the level of skin peeling, the degree to which
Speaker 6: the skin peals, did it freak you out the first
Speaker 6: time because.
Speaker 4: It's the very first time I did it. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh my gosh, what have I done? And
Speaker 4: then and then you know, my wife hates it when
Speaker 4: I do it because she finds pieces of scandal over.
Speaker 1: Oh, Tricia would kill.
Speaker 5: Me, you would flip out.
Speaker 6: I find bitten off fingernails randomly around the house, and
Speaker 6: I discuss, those are all fingernails, They're not all fingernails.
Speaker 5: Your toenails.
Speaker 6: To tell them what was on the floor of your
Speaker 6: bedroom the other day, Sandy, I have to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you don't, I will, So you do it.
Speaker 1: So true, all right, Tricia walked in and Trisia's got this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if all people do this, Maybe they do.
Speaker 1: Tricia immediately walks in. We sleep in separate bedrooms, and
Speaker 1: she's always looking at the floor in my room for
Speaker 1: like things that shouldn't be on the floor, Like why
Speaker 1: it's always.
Speaker 5: Pick everything's on the floor.
Speaker 1: And so she picked something up and she handed to me.
Speaker 1: She goes, what is this And it's just shrimp.
Speaker 6: From his Chinese food that it flipped out of his
Speaker 6: box and it was just a shrimp on the floor, Like, oh,
Speaker 6: that's where I keep my shrimp kind of attitude.
Speaker 1: Back to the foot peel. Now, I've seen these before,
Speaker 1: but this sounds like some souped up one that does
Speaker 1: this with the skin peeling. I mean it's just twice
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it just peels automatically. It's it's and
Speaker 4: it's really fun to peel off big chunks. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: a chunk at a time. It just feels so good.
Speaker 1: You should get one of those like cheese greater things
Speaker 1: and just rub it on there.
Speaker 4: Right, that would on the heels you kind of have to.
Speaker 4: It doesn't quite get into the calluses on your heels.
Speaker 4: You know, Dudes shouldn't have janky feet, No, nobody feet
Speaker 4: and Sandy will attest to this. I'm surprised you haven't
Speaker 4: brought it up already. But like so back in like
Speaker 4: the late nineties, in the nineties, like everyone in Austin
Speaker 4: were flip flops all the time, all the time, didn't
Speaker 4: matter what the case, it didn't matter if you were
Speaker 4: having dinner at Jeffrey's, your iron flip flops. And I
Speaker 4: had a stinky foot problem.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I wasn't going to bring it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely had it. And and this has fixed that problem.
Speaker 1: And now I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't wear flip flops as much as I used to.
Speaker 4: I've gotten a a little more civilized. But but I
Speaker 4: had a real flip problem, you know, and so this
Speaker 4: change that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fresh skin twice a year.
Speaker 6: Oh, I had no idea what you're gonna say. I
Speaker 6: thought it was like a Bobo cleans or something. I
Speaker 6: didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 1: I didn't know until I met Tricia that you can
Speaker 1: throw your flip flops in the washing machine.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that flip flops can get stinky, you
Speaker 6: get real nasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so you can order this stuff on Amazon,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing yeah, yeah, they probably have them at at
Speaker 1: you know, CBS or something like that, if you but
Speaker 1: if you if you want them right away, if you
Speaker 1: can't wait till tomorrow for your feet, you take real
Speaker 1: good care your feet.
Speaker 5: No, I take good care of my feet, and I've
Speaker 5: seen those.
Speaker 6: But I when I saw like a video or a
Speaker 6: diagram when it was showing the amount of skin that
Speaker 6: peels off, it totally freaked me out.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was like, I can't do it. I can't.
Speaker 5: And then you say it last for days.
Speaker 4: The peeling Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I'm a few days.
Speaker 6: No off and skin everywhere, Well, you just wear socks.
Speaker 1: But but Yeah, it's like if you've got.
Speaker 4: Someone in your family with janky feet, like put this
Speaker 4: in their stocking. It's like a suggestion because it makes
Speaker 4: a world of difference.
Speaker 6: Like when people give you offer you gum, like you
Speaker 6: want some gum because I have a bad breast, Like,
Speaker 6: really have some gum.
Speaker 1: I work one of these for Christmas. I want to
Speaker 1: peel my feet.
Speaker 6: No, you can go visit your parents and peel your
Speaker 6: nasty feet at their house, because I can't handle shreds
Speaker 6: and feet skin around the house on the floor.
Speaker 1: So coming up, we're gonna share with you some stuff
Speaker 1: to do on New Year's Eve. And there is one
Speaker 1: show that we're gonna tell you about, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go off on the guide that's performing because I've been
Speaker 1: more than this. I've been disappointed with him more than once,
Speaker 1: and I will never ever spend one red penny to
Speaker 1: see him again. All Right, we'll tell you who it
Speaker 1: is and all that stuff coming up line at www
Speaker 1: dot r dot bang. Remember fdic Jav's gonna share with
Speaker 1: us some stuff to do on New Year's Eve? Will
Speaker 1: you saved that one dude for last? To give me
Speaker 1: a little bit of time to go off on it,
Speaker 1: and I can save some people the disappointment that I,
Speaker 1: Tricia and I have suffered more than once with that.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm good at it. I'm really good
Speaker 1: at holding grudges. And if you're just joining us, you
Speaker 1: missed out. We talked about Texas and Clemson this weekend
Speaker 1: Texas at twelve point favorite that's a three o'clock kickoff
Speaker 1: at dk R. Also, Tricia told us that yesterday we
Speaker 1: were talking about some movies that were filmed in Texas
Speaker 1: being recognized and put into the Library of Congress, and
Speaker 1: we thought we were a real fancy turns out we're not.
Speaker 1: They're putting Cheech and Chong in there. I mean most
Speaker 1: really not that big of a deal. Also played the
Speaker 1: Fruitcake song and JB told us about his amazing foot
Speaker 1: what do you call it? Foot peel? Foot peel? Change
Speaker 1: my world?
Speaker 5: Having skin on your feet? Try to foot peel?
Speaker 1: Kind of gross? Hum, I'm gonna do it that. Will
Speaker 1: you give me one for Christmas?
Speaker 5: I'm really not.
Speaker 1: I'll just bring you one of these packs. I'm going
Speaker 1: to see you at some point here the next week
Speaker 1: or so.
Speaker 4: I'll bring you on and you you will have, especially
Speaker 4: the first time you do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have so much fun.
Speaker 5: He's gonna make me look at it.
Speaker 6: He's gonna be like, come and peel some and our
Speaker 6: daughter's gonna want appeal, and y'all are going to be disgusting.
Speaker 5: I do not support this, just y.
Speaker 1: I New Year's Eve right around the corner. People have
Speaker 1: already made plans, are making plans, and we've got some
Speaker 1: suggestions for you of things happening in and around Austin.
Speaker 1: What you got JP?
Speaker 4: Here a few I won't do the like the some
Speaker 4: of the restaurants and are doing, like dinner parties. I'll
Speaker 4: skip those, okay, with kind of the bigger things, I guess.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Charlie Crockett and Balloon Drop at acl live at the
Speaker 4: Moody Theater.
Speaker 1: Balloon Drops not a band, that's actually what they're doing, right, Yeah?
Speaker 6: Great awesome name for a band, Balloon Drop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there what was the name they always sees
Speaker 4: the free beer?
Speaker 1: Yeah Drop?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What happens in Vegas?
Speaker 4: Party at Eberley on South Lamar A couple of bigger
Speaker 4: ones like uh, Gatsby's New Year New Year's Eve party
Speaker 4: at Brazos Hall. I imagine that's a pretty big event
Speaker 4: center five bucks to three hundred bucks for a ticket.
Speaker 1: I'm a buddy that he younger guy, and he went
Speaker 1: to that and he admitted he told me before I'm
Speaker 1: really just going to meet girls, and I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: And then afterwards he said it was really cool. He
Speaker 1: said he says he's like twenty four, twenty five years old,
Speaker 1: but he said it was a lot of fun. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: and his buddies put it on so and then the downtown,
Speaker 1: the JW.
Speaker 4: Marriott is having a New Year's Eve soire starting at
Speaker 4: eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Tickets start at one hundred and twenty five bucks.
Speaker 4: The one we talked about last week is probably the
Speaker 4: biggest free thing you could do would be New Year's
Speaker 4: Eve at Auditorium Shores with third eye blind.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: That is cool.
Speaker 1: And then we established that it's not Auditorium Shores anymore.
Speaker 1: It's got a new name, vic Matteas Shores.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't really roll off the tongue Victororium Shores.
Speaker 1: If you're an old.
Speaker 4: Lust and I just say Auditorium Shores, it's all right, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 4: And then the one I guess this is a hot
Speaker 4: button with you. I don't know why. This sounds like
Speaker 4: it would be fun, but apparently maybe not. New Year's
Speaker 4: Eve at Green Hall with Pat Green.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Nope, Nope, nope, nope, No.
Speaker 7: Take our nine five dollars, sure, ninety five bucks to
Speaker 7: probably see Pat Green stumble around on stage and not
Speaker 7: know the words to.
Speaker 5: His songs and able to sing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and tell stories that no one knows what he's
Speaker 1: talking about, and just you speak from experience. Twice twice
Speaker 1: twice once once it's Stubbs went to go see him.
Speaker 1: He was so drunk he fell down and I was
Speaker 1: with you at that one, yeah, and then quite a
Speaker 1: while ago, and then a.
Speaker 6: Segre But then we were like, you know what, he
Speaker 6: just had too much fun.
Speaker 5: It's fine, it's Pack Green. We love his songs. Let's
Speaker 5: let's try.
Speaker 1: Let's go again, right, So we bought tickets to see
Speaker 1: him a cl live at the Moody Theater and that
Speaker 1: was a fundraiser, I think for American Cancer Associations something
Speaker 1: like that, and so we went. It was the same
Speaker 1: thing again. It's like, you know, and it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, got a babysitter for tonight. We buy tickets.
Speaker 1: We came all the way for us down from Cedar
Speaker 1: Park to downtown and this is what we get. Thank
Speaker 1: god you okay, you know what I mean. And thank
Speaker 1: god for Corey Morrow because he put on a hell
Speaker 1: of a show. He opened up show and he was great.
Speaker 1: But man, I just felt, Pat, you've done this to
Speaker 1: me twice now and do it again.
Speaker 6: And like his fourth song, like people we saw Corey
Speaker 6: Morrow here was great. A couple of times Pat came
Speaker 6: out during Corey set and it was.
Speaker 5: Kind of weird and kind of weird. Yeah, and I.
Speaker 6: Was like, that's weird. Whatever, he's just excited for a set.
Speaker 6: And then when he came out, only thing you can't
Speaker 6: understand him and everybody started get into leaving after like
Speaker 6: the fourth song.
Speaker 1: Look, if you're going to see I'm thinking about the
Speaker 1: person that spent their ninety five bucks for a ticket
Speaker 1: to see. You're rolling the dice. Maybe you know.
Speaker 4: When you when you painted the picture that you did,
Speaker 4: it's like it wasn't respectful for your time and money
Speaker 4: right times.
Speaker 5: One time is forgivable, but two times was too much.
Speaker 1: And we were super excited about it because we love
Speaker 1: Pat's music recorded, you know, like it's good stuff, but
Speaker 1: I don't know have fun at green Hall. Just say
Speaker 1: that's a rough combination for mister green green Hall, New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve, Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?