WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:12.919 On on. Oh no, baby, Uncle Branda, we done messed up. 2 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:14.240 Oh why are we so stressed? 3 00:00:14.279 --> 00:00:15.679 Because we don't have a computer. 4 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:18.160 We don't have a computer. Ryan forgot his computer. I 5 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:22.920 forgot to get the damn computer set up, and we 6 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.000 need to do an entire deck on the pre show 7 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:29.079 because we need to get caught the up. 8 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:34.079 Yeah, So here we are for episode four ninety four. 9 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:39.119 Ho Lee shit, Yes, sir, We're brought to you by 10 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:43.119 the wonderful patron to Patreon dot com slash CEO podcast, 11 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:44.880 of which we have a new one we have to 12 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:45.679 mention on tomorrow. 13 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:48.719 That's exciting and I gotta look it up on my 14 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:50.200 phone though, because I don't have an own computer. 15 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:55.240 Okay, So we've been doing this for the last couple 16 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:55.600 of weeks. 17 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:57.840 We've always been short because there's too much Lord, there's 18 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:59.880 too many cards, there's too much stuff going on. 19 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:03.000 Uncle Brandon won't shut the fuck up, gret So. 20 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:06.040 We've picked between the last two, which is ten and seven. 21 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:10.359 Which one do I care about the least? And sorry 22 00:01:10.439 --> 00:01:13.519 everybody that likes Final Fantasy ten because you came up 23 00:01:13.599 --> 00:01:15.879 on the short end of the stick, because yours got 24 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:20.159 a fucking sequel. Mine got ten sequels ani mobile games, 25 00:01:20.159 --> 00:01:23.640 so that's how it's gonna be. 26 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:25.040 Yeah, what he said. 27 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:31.079 So we also counters shuffling decks are great. 28 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:32.120 Oh no, they're not. 29 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:36.480 And this deck is very good at what it does. 30 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:39.879 But we're gonna hit on some of the new cards 31 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:42.879 there reciting, and we're just gonna kind of move past it. 32 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.000 If you want to win a CEO sticker pack, a 33 00:01:46.159 --> 00:01:47.599 CEO Token pack. 34 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:51.239 I should be saying yes, but I'm looking at the screen. 35 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:53.680 Or just plain old bullshit pack of magic cards. 36 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:56.159 Probably not a Final Fantasy pack because I can't afford it. 37 00:01:56.359 --> 00:01:58.359 What I want to we want to see is down 38 00:01:58.400 --> 00:02:02.079 in the comments, is which Final Fantasy character do you 39 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:04.519 think got the best card? 40 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:07.760 Or who do you think was missed? Who's your favorite one? 41 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:09.719 Or who do you think got overlooked? 42 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:11.479 Who did they done? Do dirty? 43 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:14.360 And if you don't have an opinion on it, let 44 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:14.960 us know that. 45 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:16.439 And why why have. 46 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:19.800 You never played a Final Fantasy game? I'm genuinely curious. 47 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:22.080 Ryan hasn't because he's not a video game guy. 48 00:02:22.199 --> 00:02:24.919 I totally have I know everything about Final Fantasy. Haven't 49 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:27.560 you watched the last three episodes Command or cook Up podcast? 50 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:31.000 Maybe you haven't because you never got around to it. 51 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:33.879 But I'm genuinely curious as to why, because in my 52 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:38.000 life before Ryan, every single human being I've ever met 53 00:02:38.039 --> 00:02:39.840 has played a Final Fantasy. 54 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:41.879 Game, and at least one, I'm the only one. 55 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:44.919 You're the only person I know who's never played Final 56 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:45.800 Fantasy in their life. 57 00:02:45.919 --> 00:02:48.680 You're the only one, bunch of fucking nerds. 58 00:02:48.639 --> 00:02:52.000 And I'm genuinely curious as dude to why that never happens. 59 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:54.280 So let us know either who got un dirty, who's 60 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:58.120 your favorite, or why this franchise means nothing to you. 61 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:00.520 Please let us know in the comments. Somebody could win 62 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:03.240 some cool stuff. You will win if you do play. 63 00:03:04.520 --> 00:03:07.599 Yeah. Now, producer Gary says, we can't hear it, but 64 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:08.560 we probably can hear. 65 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:12.719 The chainsaw behind us. Well, you're just gonna have to 66 00:03:12.759 --> 00:03:15.280 deal with that. Sorry for anybody listening in their vehicle 67 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:16.479 on on the speakers. 68 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:20.039 Yes, because chainsaw. Yeah, Oka saw is ready? 69 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:24.120 I'm ready for ff this many? 70 00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:25.080 Yeah? 71 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:29.360 This is ten? Yes, Uncle Brando got the right number. 72 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:32.039 I assume that it's on the screen and we're going 73 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:32.960 to get right into it. 74 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:35.680 Let's see Titus. 75 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:41.000 Basically it is everybody calls him Titus apparently officially it's Titis, 76 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:44.280 which sounds stupid. He's a blitz ball player, which is 77 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:49.240 underwater football who is also a time traveler who also 78 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:51.680 protects the actual main character of the game. 79 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:52.719 What's the card do. 80 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:57.479 Ryan, I'm underwater football time traveler. 81 00:03:57.599 --> 00:03:59.520 Really, Yes, this is what we're about. 82 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:01.360 Yes, that's what we're talking about about. 83 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:03.360 To train my neck, you'd see it if you're watching 84 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:05.319 on YouTube, which it should be. At the beginning of 85 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:08.520 your combat on your turn, you may move a counter 86 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:12.000 from target creature you control onto a second target creature 87 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:17.519 you control, and whenever one or more counters you control 88 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:21.399 creatures you control with counters on them deal combat damage 89 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:25.600 to a player, you may draw card and proliferate, but 90 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:26.519 only once per turn. 91 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:29.160 I think that this is cool. I do. 92 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:32.480 I think this is a neat because if you're gonna 93 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:34.560 do the counter deck, I don't particularly like it because 94 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:38.079 there's too much stuff to manage. But I actually think 95 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:42.160 that really cool stuff is being done here. I like 96 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:46.959 the manipulation of counters with the lifely from a chlorea lively, counterability, counters, 97 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:47.800 all that stuff. 98 00:04:47.839 --> 00:04:50.040 Oh yeah, Korea is when we saw different kinds of 99 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:53.399 counters like Lifely counter, Menace, counter Flying counter. Yeah, so 100 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:55.160 we can do that. Lord of the Rings gave us 101 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:57.240 indestructible counter, I think. 102 00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:00.519 Yeah, and now you can move those around between different characters. 103 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.879 You can proliferate them to move them around later. I 104 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:06.959 actually think that Titus is gonna be a really, really, 105 00:05:07.040 --> 00:05:10.079 really cool deck and I'm pumped to see what people. 106 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:10.439 Do with him. 107 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:13.639 They're gonna do the thing where they do the counter 108 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:19.120 dot deck, and it's gonna be challenging because lesser experienced players, 109 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:23.680 I think, are going to just have their box or 110 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:27.839 bag of dice and that's what they bring as their counters, 111 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:30.920 and holy shit, oh my god. They're not going to 112 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:35.439 be labeled or like like the like Flying or first Strike. 113 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:39.240 They're not going to have a color coordinated. I think 114 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:44.680 it might be good to have like Flying and Indestructible 115 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:50.120 and Menace little proxy print out cards that that look 116 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:53.040 like cards are tokens, but they're actually counters, and then 117 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:54.920 you can just put a dice on them to indicate 118 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:59.480 how many indestructible counters you have. For example, for Titis 119 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:00.519 to move around. 120 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.439 If you weren't playing during a Korea, I suggest you 121 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:06.279 time travel back and get some of the counters. 122 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:11.480 Yes, I think that that is a perfectly feasible expectation. 123 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:15.920 Back to backup Commander Ryan, na oh, is this the 124 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:16.600 one that I like? 125 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:17.319 Okay? 126 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:22.040 This is bent and one for human cleric one five tap, 127 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:24.000 add one man of any color. 128 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.680 That's pretty good, Pretty damn good. I don't hate that. 129 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:31.839 When you next cast a creature spell, this turn that 130 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:34.879 creature enters with two plus ones on it, so it's 131 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:36.079 already dealing with counters. 132 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.959 That's good. Yep. Also, that's one ability. 133 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:43.240 Yeah, I don't need to spend that mana though, right, 134 00:06:43.399 --> 00:06:46.879 like if I tap it for a white and then 135 00:06:47.079 --> 00:06:50.120 use green blue just from my island and my forest. 136 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:54.920 Yes, because the ability has been attached to you. So 137 00:06:54.959 --> 00:06:55.639 the next time you. 138 00:06:55.600 --> 00:06:58.639 Play okay, okay, yeah, whenever another permanent you control is 139 00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:01.600 put into the graveyard from battlefield, if it had one 140 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:05.160 or more counters on it, you may put that number 141 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:08.600 of plus ones on parget creature. 142 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:10.959 So if you have somebody with a billion, like let's 143 00:07:10.959 --> 00:07:13.560 just say ten mans counters on one creature. 144 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:15.560 That can only be blocked by twenty or more grid 145 00:07:15.959 --> 00:07:17.040 and idiots, shit. 146 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:19.360 You can turn all those counters into plus ones and 147 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:20.079 put them somewhere else. 148 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:22.560 It's like the Osoleith except for just plus ones. 149 00:07:22.720 --> 00:07:27.160 Yes, I actually do again. I like that because it 150 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:30.959 also when you have all these different counters floating around, 151 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:37.000 it absolutely simplifies everything. And you can play it with 152 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:40.439 Dark Depths with like Una and Antitis and your move. 153 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:43.560 You can move ice counters off of dark Depths onto 154 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:46.920 another creature, then sack it to your Farrexian altar to 155 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:49.079 put a plus one plus one counter on a creature. 156 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:50.399 It's pretty bro. 157 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:54.920 If I sacrifice my land, my dark depths with twenty 158 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:56.360 counters on our ten what is it? 159 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:56.560 Ten? 160 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:56.920 Ten? 161 00:07:57.120 --> 00:07:59.079 Ten? Oh bullshit, it's still ten. 162 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:02.319 It's lot ten if my guy's got infact ten is 163 00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:05.720 lock put on my leanin my fallen lianin or whatever 164 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:08.160 my one three infector in white. 165 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:08.920 Your listener elf? 166 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:13.000 Yeah, I also in the flying one what's the flying 167 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:13.519 blue one? 168 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:17.680 I don't know, what's the unblockable blue one. 169 00:08:17.480 --> 00:08:18.160 That guy doesn't have? 170 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:18.519 In fact? 171 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:19.240 That sucks? 172 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:25.040 Yeah anyways, that yes, do that and then destroy something 173 00:08:25.079 --> 00:08:27.160 and then you just have to like sacrifice. Is it 174 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:31.120 a sacrifice or is put into graveyard from battlefield? So 175 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:34.320 you could destroy your own land you could like creeping 176 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:37.120 corrosion or whatever your own land or whatever it is 177 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:40.440 that you could acid rain your own whatever the car. 178 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:41.720 Wreck your own, dude, I don't. 179 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:43.919 I think that both of our face commanders here are 180 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:48.360 actually really cool, and of the eight face commanders, these 181 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:50.679 are probably going to be some of the top ones 182 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:52.759 you're going to run into in the in the wild. 183 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:55.039 You think I do. I don't think that. 184 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:57.240 I think that people are going to play these because 185 00:08:57.240 --> 00:08:58.320 they're just they're cool. 186 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:01.600 I think that lesser sperienced players are going to play 187 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:04.080 these because they want to do the thing where they say, oh, 188 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:06.720 I'm going to make the counter deck where all of 189 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:09.720 these different kinds of counters are all counters counter counter, 190 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:11.000 and they're not. 191 00:09:10.879 --> 00:09:12.639 Going to think of the ramifications of it. 192 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:15.360 Yes, and they're gonna say this, Oh, sorry, guys, it 193 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:17.320 doesn't usually do this. I need to get more counters. 194 00:09:17.360 --> 00:09:19.559 Oh can I bore that dice? Oh sorry, guys, this 195 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:23.399 is I gotta get different kinds of dice. Oh sorry, guys. Yeah, 196 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:25.919 they're not gonna think of that. Yes, that's what's gonna happen, and. 197 00:09:25.879 --> 00:09:28.639 You should, but you didn't. And that's why we're gonna 198 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:29.159 run into some. 199 00:09:29.080 --> 00:09:31.399 Of these guys. Am I being the pessimist here? 200 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:34.919 Yes, and well I am too, but I'm phrasing it, 201 00:09:34.960 --> 00:09:37.960 and I'm phrasing it in a very positive way because 202 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:39.000 I'm not saying these guys. 203 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:40.679 Are going to be around for a long time. 204 00:09:40.799 --> 00:09:42.720 I'm saying that we're in When we're in Vegas, we're 205 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:46.240 gonna bump into both of these people, probably more often 206 00:09:46.279 --> 00:09:46.919 than Oh. 207 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:50.639 You said the vieword I did. That's my favorite Vieword. 208 00:09:51.159 --> 00:09:54.200 Okay or Aaron can fuck off? Keep going. 209 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:58.879 Oh, this card's good, tell me this card's freaking good. 210 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:02.840 Ah Kabo Choko jocobitch. 211 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:06.440 That's not a tennis player, right, Choco Bitch Nights is 212 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:09.799 a white and three three three human Knight, even though 213 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:14.679 they're birds. Whenever you attack, whenever you attack, whenever you 214 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:19.840 attack creatures you control with counters on them, gain double 215 00:10:19.879 --> 00:10:20.720 strike until end. 216 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:22.759 That's really I like that. 217 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:26.600 And plus one counterdeck in band, plus one counterdecks that 218 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:27.799 also do other counters. 219 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:30.960 This gives your team double strike. It just does. Yeah, 220 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:31.879 this card's good. 221 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:33.559 That's a really good and we don't even need to 222 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.559 explain why it's good. It's just good. It goes back 223 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:39.159 to what we said last week. These decks do what 224 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:42.840 they do well, and this is a perfect example. 225 00:10:42.440 --> 00:10:44.039 Of that's cool. I like that one. 226 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:50.320 Okay, uh, gatta and z lose a beat it lord 227 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.159 jizzcal He lives. 228 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:55.279 In a forest as the only Final Fantasy enemy and 229 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:56.840 a random encounter I could never beat. 230 00:10:57.080 --> 00:10:58.000 He can fuck off to. 231 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:03.080 Get better games, can haven't you ever played Final Fantasy before? 232 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:05.240 Like the easiest game ever for fourteen? 233 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:06.320 This one's pretty good. 234 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:08.720 This one's good. Okay, this one's good. 235 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:14.840 Instant called protection magic that sounds like some Final Fantasy bullshit. 236 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:19.600 Yes, white one, So we're doing good so far. Put 237 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:24.120 a shield counter on each of up to three creach 238 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:27.759 just like three of. 239 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:30.720 Them yep, not even your own correct, Okay, so I 240 00:11:30.720 --> 00:11:32.440 can save your guy if I felt like it, you 241 00:11:32.480 --> 00:11:34.159 could Okay, cool, not good at them. 242 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:34.600 Probably won't. 243 00:11:35.039 --> 00:11:37.679 Also, if a creature with a shield counter on it 244 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:41.679 would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter 245 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:43.399 from it, so it just like keeps it alive. 246 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:46.960 Yes, it gives the temporary like a weird kind of 247 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:48.600 indestructible for a few. 248 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:54.159 Creatures up to up to each yep, up to Wow, 249 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:56.679 that's a cool card. I like, I think this card's good. 250 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:59.639 I think that it's like it's lower powered than lots 251 00:11:59.639 --> 00:12:02.440 of other cards that exist in magic, but that doesn't 252 00:12:02.440 --> 00:12:03.320 make it a bad card. 253 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:04.480 You know what it feels like? 254 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.519 How many green cards do we get or or do 255 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:10.840 we have that, say like green or green one? Target 256 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:14.080 creature gets plus one plus one and gains indestructible until 257 00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:17.960 end of turn. So target creature gets plus one or 258 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:19.879 indestructible and death touch until end of turn. 259 00:12:19.919 --> 00:12:23.440 We've got so many like that. This one does the 260 00:12:23.440 --> 00:12:26.200 same thing without the plus one because white, but we 261 00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:27.639 can do it to three guys. 262 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:29.200 It's pretty good. I like it. 263 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:32.840 I like this card. Yeah, I think this card's good. Yep, 264 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:36.879 someone beating. 265 00:12:38.240 --> 00:12:40.840 Yeah, he was a basic animan Final Fantasy eighty sucks. 266 00:12:40.879 --> 00:12:42.759 I'm doing lots of this on we go. 267 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:49.360 Yoh, this is actually like. 268 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:52.519 And I don't I promise that I wouldn't get yo Jimbo. 269 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:54.720 I said I wasn't gonna get two into the weeds 270 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:58.279 on this one. But this is actually one of the 271 00:12:58.320 --> 00:13:03.360 better flavor cards I would argue in this deck because 272 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:06.440 you Jimbo was a He was one of the most 273 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:09.320 game breaking summons in the history of the fucking game, 274 00:13:09.759 --> 00:13:13.679 and you could use him to just absolutely eradicate end 275 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.840 game bosses if you wanted to your Jimbo, if you 276 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:21.879 just gave him a bunch of excitement, which is money, 277 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:27.679 and this summon it doesn't eradicate games for you, but 278 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:30.240 he does take and give money. 279 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:35.240 Does this guy cost lots of excitement and break the game? 280 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:38.720 Like if we gave if we gave like a retailer 281 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:41.759 like Fusion Gaming Online dot com map, if we gave 282 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:44.279 them our excitement, would they give us a card that 283 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:45.960 lets us break the game open and win? 284 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:46.399 No? 285 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:49.200 Oh, they'd give us this card, which is a fine card. 286 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:52.360 But flavorfully, I think that they did a good job 287 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:56.200 of showing who ya Jimbo was in the game, which 288 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:56.799 is just cool. 289 00:13:56.840 --> 00:13:58.159 I appreciate that lots. 290 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:00.440 He sounds like he should be like a minority owner 291 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:02.039 in the Bubba Gump Shrimp company. 292 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:03.080 He might be. 293 00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:06.120 He has lots of dollars, so he might be a 294 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:09.519 majority owner. Maybe, Oh it's Bubba Gump and then you Jimbo. 295 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:14.879 Yeah, how goes summoners sending? Is this card good? 296 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:17.039 It's got lots of words on it. 297 00:14:17.080 --> 00:14:19.679 I literally read this card today when I was fucking 298 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:23.080 the dog at work and I don't remember summoners sending 299 00:14:23.159 --> 00:14:25.320 is an enchantment for two. At the beginning of your 300 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:29.759 end step, you may exile target creature from a graveyard. 301 00:14:29.799 --> 00:14:30.159 Okay. 302 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:33.759 If you do create a one one white spirit creature 303 00:14:33.799 --> 00:14:36.360 token with flying put a plus one counter on that creature. 304 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:39.360 If the card's man of value that you exile is 305 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:42.919 for or greater, continue, Yes, it said flash should be 306 00:14:42.919 --> 00:14:44.840 better as a card stadium. 307 00:14:44.879 --> 00:14:46.759 That's where they play underwater football. 308 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:48.000 But it's not underwater. 309 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:50.600 It's well, no, that sphere in the middle is full 310 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:50.919 of water. 311 00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:53.679 That's why it's blue. It's a sphere of water. How 312 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:56.320 do they do that? My fucking magic or some shit? 313 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:57.320 Yes, I don't. 314 00:14:57.639 --> 00:15:00.759 Also, they don't wear like apparatus that that allows them 315 00:15:00.759 --> 00:15:01.679 to breathe underwater. 316 00:15:01.759 --> 00:15:03.320 They just play underwater football in. 317 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.879 It is apparatus a Greek word? Should it be apparati? Sure, 318 00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:07.799 it's pluralized. 319 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:12.320 Can you imagine throwing a football underwater? They're how strong 320 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:12.919 you'd have to be? 321 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:15.080 Does the football float or sink? 322 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:17.200 It just goes to where you throw it. 323 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:20.080 Oh, so it's like maybe filled with water. 324 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:23.679 Maybe I don't know how it works. 325 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:24.080 Magic? 326 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:28.799 Yeah, magic, No fantasy correct, Yes, can continue. 327 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:29.320 It's blitzball. 328 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:32.960 I don't even cares good. Lulu is the goth mommy 329 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:36.279 of Final Fantasy. She was pretty thick. 330 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:40.000 No coues she smother me, No, because she sit on 331 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:40.960 my face until like die. 332 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:43.080 Well, I mean anybody could do that, but she probably 333 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.519 will not anybody. Well, it depends on positioning. But I 334 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:48.519 mean maybe she's kind of skinny. She's a little skinny 335 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:52.120 for my taste. But I mean in the game, she's 336 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:53.720 pretty good. She's the one where you have to dodge 337 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:55.879 a hundred lightning bolts in a row in order to 338 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:56.840 get her ultimate weapon. 339 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:59.399 What is her ultimate weapon? I want to know. 340 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:02.320 It's she uses like a little doll. Like there's a 341 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:02.720 little louck. 342 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:05.480 I thought you're gonna say, sitting on Yes, it's nothing sexy, 343 00:16:05.919 --> 00:16:06.919 but she's fine. 344 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:07.960 It's a fine. 345 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:12.240 Whenever important attacks, you choose target creature attacking, you put. 346 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:16.000 A stunt counter on that guy. Yeah, yeah, so he's 347 00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:17.279 not going to attack you again. 348 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:18.080 It's fine. 349 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:22.720 And then also four like blue three proliferate, This is okay, 350 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:23.440 it's fine. 351 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:26.320 I like, I like dumping into Proliferate. 352 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:28.080 Yeah, like you can. It's a man of sync. 353 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:32.039 And it prevents people from attacking you more often. 354 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:34.279 Right, get your chip ins. 355 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:38.159 She will prevent the Chippins probably, yeah, because why I 356 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:39.799 attack once when you can attack twice? 357 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:42.159 This guy stupid, what is he? 358 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:44.960 Waka? Can fuck off? I hate him just based on 359 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:46.320 the game. I don't care what his card does. 360 00:16:46.879 --> 00:16:50.200 Next card, Please tell me that this one can fuck off. 361 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:53.399 Riku is one of the main Riku is one of 362 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:55.840 the main characters in Final Fantasy ten to two. She's 363 00:16:55.879 --> 00:16:58.080 a backup character in Final Fantasy ten. 364 00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:01.120 I tend to okay, do you mean eleven or do 365 00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:01.720 you mean twelve? 366 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:04.880 I mean ten two? Damn it the sequel to ten. 367 00:17:06.160 --> 00:17:10.160 I don't particularly care for her, so we can probably 368 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:14.680 move past her and that one. 369 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:17.119 He's the villain of Final Fantasy. 370 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:19.680 He looks villainous. 371 00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:21.599 And we're gonna work willious When we eventually get to 372 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:25.480 our set review, I'm gonna I'm very upset at how 373 00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:27.519 the villains have been treated in this set. 374 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:29.640 Oh I am, But that clown guy you. 375 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:31.960 Liked or the clown guy I really like, But he's 376 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:36.240 the only one that got any fucking respect. The rest 377 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:39.119 of them are uncommon that just put counters on shit 378 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:41.319 and this guy's a dude that just puts counters on 379 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:45.119 shit too. Like, it's just they have some good villain. 380 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:49.880 This isn't Marvel. We have villains with personalities and drives 381 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:52.799 and reasons for what they're doing, and they're not treating 382 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:54.440 them with any fucking respect. 383 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:56.440 You know what this comes from? 384 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:01.039 This from this froms come the guy who got sour 385 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:04.400 On the Dark Lord and Saluron Lord of the Rings Yea, 386 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:09.359 and salur On the Lidless Eye. All very great villain 387 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:14.440 interpretations on magic cards in terms of raw power level. 388 00:18:14.519 --> 00:18:19.680 Yeah, those cards fucking slack ours O. Dang. 389 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:22.559 Yeah, it's it's it's unfortunate because they have some really 390 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:25.039 cool villains that could have done some really cool things. 391 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:26.759 Seymour not one of them. 392 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:31.279 Continue name Seymour. Hey, there's no more chainsaw anymore. It's 393 00:18:31.279 --> 00:18:36.440 techno music. You hear that, I can beat box. I'm 394 00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:39.920 afraid sphear grid. This looks like somebody playing marbles, like 395 00:18:39.920 --> 00:18:41.079 it's the old school days. 396 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:43.559 As you gain levels, you gain spears, you put them 397 00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:45.920 in the sphere gage, your character gains new abilities. 398 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:47.960 That's actually kind of a neat card. 399 00:18:48.039 --> 00:18:52.640 Okay, sphere Grid enchantment for Green one whenever creature you 400 00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:56.000 controlled deal's combat damage to a player, put a plus 401 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:58.039