Speaker 1: On on. Oh no, baby, Uncle Branda, we done messed up.
Speaker 2: Oh why are we so stressed?
Speaker 1: Because we don't have a computer.
Speaker 3: We don't have a computer. Ryan forgot his computer. I
Speaker 3: forgot to get the damn computer set up, and we
Speaker 3: need to do an entire deck on the pre show
Speaker 3: because we need to get caught the up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So here we are for episode four ninety four.
Speaker 4: Ho Lee shit, Yes, sir, We're brought to you by
Speaker 4: the wonderful patron to Patreon dot com slash CEO podcast,
Speaker 4: of which we have a new one we have to
Speaker 4: mention on tomorrow.
Speaker 5: That's exciting and I gotta look it up on my
Speaker 5: phone though, because I don't have an own computer.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we've been doing this for the last couple
Speaker 2: of weeks.
Speaker 3: We've always been short because there's too much Lord, there's
Speaker 3: too many cards, there's too much stuff going on.
Speaker 1: Uncle Brandon won't shut the fuck up, gret So.
Speaker 3: We've picked between the last two, which is ten and seven.
Speaker 3: Which one do I care about the least? And sorry
Speaker 3: everybody that likes Final Fantasy ten because you came up
Speaker 3: on the short end of the stick, because yours got
Speaker 3: a fucking sequel. Mine got ten sequels ani mobile games,
Speaker 3: so that's how it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what he said.
Speaker 3: So we also counters shuffling decks are great.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're not.
Speaker 2: And this deck is very good at what it does.
Speaker 3: But we're gonna hit on some of the new cards
Speaker 3: there reciting, and we're just gonna kind of move past it.
Speaker 3: If you want to win a CEO sticker pack, a
Speaker 3: CEO Token pack.
Speaker 4: I should be saying yes, but I'm looking at the screen.
Speaker 2: Or just plain old bullshit pack of magic cards.
Speaker 1: Probably not a Final Fantasy pack because I can't afford it.
Speaker 3: What I want to we want to see is down
Speaker 3: in the comments, is which Final Fantasy character do you
Speaker 3: think got the best card?
Speaker 2: Or who do you think was missed? Who's your favorite one?
Speaker 2: Or who do you think got overlooked?
Speaker 1: Who did they done? Do dirty?
Speaker 3: And if you don't have an opinion on it, let
Speaker 3: us know that.
Speaker 2: And why why have.
Speaker 3: You never played a Final Fantasy game? I'm genuinely curious.
Speaker 3: Ryan hasn't because he's not a video game guy.
Speaker 4: I totally have I know everything about Final Fantasy. Haven't
Speaker 4: you watched the last three episodes Command or cook Up podcast?
Speaker 2: Maybe you haven't because you never got around to it.
Speaker 3: But I'm genuinely curious as to why, because in my
Speaker 3: life before Ryan, every single human being I've ever met
Speaker 3: has played a Final Fantasy.
Speaker 1: Game, and at least one, I'm the only one.
Speaker 3: You're the only person I know who's never played Final
Speaker 3: Fantasy in their life.
Speaker 1: You're the only one, bunch of fucking nerds.
Speaker 2: And I'm genuinely curious as dude to why that never happens.
Speaker 3: So let us know either who got un dirty, who's
Speaker 3: your favorite, or why this franchise means nothing to you.
Speaker 3: Please let us know in the comments. Somebody could win
Speaker 3: some cool stuff. You will win if you do play.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, producer Gary says, we can't hear it, but
Speaker 1: we probably can hear.
Speaker 4: The chainsaw behind us. Well, you're just gonna have to
Speaker 4: deal with that. Sorry for anybody listening in their vehicle
Speaker 4: on on the speakers.
Speaker 2: Yes, because chainsaw. Yeah, Oka saw is ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready for ff this many?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: This is ten? Yes, Uncle Brando got the right number.
Speaker 4: I assume that it's on the screen and we're going
Speaker 4: to get right into it.
Speaker 1: Let's see Titus.
Speaker 3: Basically it is everybody calls him Titus apparently officially it's Titis,
Speaker 3: which sounds stupid. He's a blitz ball player, which is
Speaker 3: underwater football who is also a time traveler who also
Speaker 3: protects the actual main character of the game.
Speaker 2: What's the card do.
Speaker 4: Ryan, I'm underwater football time traveler.
Speaker 1: Really, Yes, this is what we're about.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what we're talking about about.
Speaker 4: To train my neck, you'd see it if you're watching
Speaker 4: on YouTube, which it should be. At the beginning of
Speaker 4: your combat on your turn, you may move a counter
Speaker 4: from target creature you control onto a second target creature
Speaker 4: you control, and whenever one or more counters you control
Speaker 4: creatures you control with counters on them deal combat damage
Speaker 4: to a player, you may draw card and proliferate, but
Speaker 4: only once per turn.
Speaker 2: I think that this is cool. I do.
Speaker 3: I think this is a neat because if you're gonna
Speaker 3: do the counter deck, I don't particularly like it because
Speaker 3: there's too much stuff to manage. But I actually think
Speaker 3: that really cool stuff is being done here. I like
Speaker 3: the manipulation of counters with the lifely from a chlorea lively, counterability, counters,
Speaker 3: all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Korea is when we saw different kinds of
Speaker 4: counters like Lifely counter, Menace, counter Flying counter. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: we can do that. Lord of the Rings gave us
Speaker 4: indestructible counter, I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you can move those around between different characters.
Speaker 3: You can proliferate them to move them around later. I
Speaker 3: actually think that Titus is gonna be a really, really,
Speaker 3: really cool deck and I'm pumped to see what people.
Speaker 1: Do with him.
Speaker 4: They're gonna do the thing where they do the counter
Speaker 4: dot deck, and it's gonna be challenging because lesser experienced players,
Speaker 4: I think, are going to just have their box or
Speaker 4: bag of dice and that's what they bring as their counters,
Speaker 4: and holy shit, oh my god. They're not going to
Speaker 4: be labeled or like like the like Flying or first Strike.
Speaker 4: They're not going to have a color coordinated. I think
Speaker 4: it might be good to have like Flying and Indestructible
Speaker 4: and Menace little proxy print out cards that that look
Speaker 4: like cards are tokens, but they're actually counters, and then
Speaker 4: you can just put a dice on them to indicate
Speaker 4: how many indestructible counters you have. For example, for Titis
Speaker 4: to move around.
Speaker 3: If you weren't playing during a Korea, I suggest you
Speaker 3: time travel back and get some of the counters.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that that is a perfectly feasible expectation.
Speaker 2: Back to backup Commander Ryan, na oh, is this the
Speaker 2: one that I like?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: This is bent and one for human cleric one five tap,
Speaker 4: add one man of any color.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, Pretty damn good. I don't hate that.
Speaker 4: When you next cast a creature spell, this turn that
Speaker 4: creature enters with two plus ones on it, so it's
Speaker 4: already dealing with counters.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yep. Also, that's one ability.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't need to spend that mana though, right,
Speaker 5: like if I tap it for a white and then
Speaker 5: use green blue just from my island and my forest.
Speaker 2: Yes, because the ability has been attached to you. So
Speaker 2: the next time you.
Speaker 4: Play okay, okay, yeah, whenever another permanent you control is
Speaker 4: put into the graveyard from battlefield, if it had one
Speaker 4: or more counters on it, you may put that number
Speaker 4: of plus ones on parget creature.
Speaker 3: So if you have somebody with a billion, like let's
Speaker 3: just say ten mans counters on one creature.
Speaker 5: That can only be blocked by twenty or more grid
Speaker 5: and idiots, shit.
Speaker 3: You can turn all those counters into plus ones and
Speaker 3: put them somewhere else.
Speaker 1: It's like the Osoleith except for just plus ones.
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually do again. I like that because it
Speaker 3: also when you have all these different counters floating around,
Speaker 3: it absolutely simplifies everything. And you can play it with
Speaker 3: Dark Depths with like Una and Antitis and your move.
Speaker 3: You can move ice counters off of dark Depths onto
Speaker 3: another creature, then sack it to your Farrexian altar to
Speaker 3: put a plus one plus one counter on a creature.
Speaker 2: It's pretty bro.
Speaker 4: If I sacrifice my land, my dark depths with twenty
Speaker 4: counters on our ten what is it?
Speaker 1: Ten?
Speaker 2: Ten?
Speaker 1: Ten? Oh bullshit, it's still ten.
Speaker 4: It's lot ten if my guy's got infact ten is
Speaker 4: lock put on my leanin my fallen lianin or whatever
Speaker 4: my one three infector in white.
Speaker 2: Your listener elf?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I also in the flying one what's the flying
Speaker 4: blue one?
Speaker 3: I don't know, what's the unblockable blue one.
Speaker 1: That guy doesn't have?
Speaker 2: In fact?
Speaker 1: That sucks?
Speaker 6: Yeah anyways, that yes, do that and then destroy something
Speaker 6: and then you just have to like sacrifice. Is it
Speaker 6: a sacrifice or is put into graveyard from battlefield? So
Speaker 6: you could destroy your own land you could like creeping
Speaker 6: corrosion or whatever your own land or whatever it is
Speaker 6: that you could acid rain your own whatever the car.
Speaker 2: Wreck your own, dude, I don't.
Speaker 3: I think that both of our face commanders here are
Speaker 3: actually really cool, and of the eight face commanders, these
Speaker 3: are probably going to be some of the top ones
Speaker 3: you're going to run into in the in the wild.
Speaker 1: You think I do. I don't think that.
Speaker 3: I think that people are going to play these because
Speaker 3: they're just they're cool.
Speaker 4: I think that lesser sperienced players are going to play
Speaker 4: these because they want to do the thing where they say, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm going to make the counter deck where all of
Speaker 4: these different kinds of counters are all counters counter counter,
Speaker 4: and they're not.
Speaker 1: Going to think of the ramifications of it.
Speaker 4: Yes, and they're gonna say this, Oh, sorry, guys, it
Speaker 4: doesn't usually do this. I need to get more counters.
Speaker 4: Oh can I bore that dice? Oh sorry, guys, this
Speaker 4: is I gotta get different kinds of dice. Oh sorry, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're not gonna think of that. Yes, that's what's gonna happen, and.
Speaker 2: You should, but you didn't. And that's why we're gonna
Speaker 2: run into some.
Speaker 1: Of these guys. Am I being the pessimist here?
Speaker 3: Yes, and well I am too, but I'm phrasing it,
Speaker 3: and I'm phrasing it in a very positive way because
Speaker 3: I'm not saying these guys.
Speaker 2: Are going to be around for a long time.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that we're in When we're in Vegas, we're
Speaker 3: gonna bump into both of these people, probably more often
Speaker 3: than Oh.
Speaker 1: You said the vieword I did. That's my favorite Vieword.
Speaker 2: Okay or Aaron can fuck off? Keep going.
Speaker 1: Oh, this card's good, tell me this card's freaking good.
Speaker 1: Ah Kabo Choko jocobitch.
Speaker 4: That's not a tennis player, right, Choco Bitch Nights is
Speaker 4: a white and three three three human Knight, even though
Speaker 4: they're birds. Whenever you attack, whenever you attack, whenever you
Speaker 4: attack creatures you control with counters on them, gain double
Speaker 4: strike until end.
Speaker 1: That's really I like that.
Speaker 4: And plus one counterdeck in band, plus one counterdecks that
Speaker 4: also do other counters.
Speaker 1: This gives your team double strike. It just does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this card's good.
Speaker 2: That's a really good and we don't even need to
Speaker 2: explain why it's good. It's just good. It goes back
Speaker 2: to what we said last week. These decks do what
Speaker 2: they do well, and this is a perfect example.
Speaker 1: Of that's cool. I like that one.
Speaker 4: Okay, uh, gatta and z lose a beat it lord
Speaker 4: jizzcal He lives.
Speaker 3: In a forest as the only Final Fantasy enemy and
Speaker 3: a random encounter I could never beat.
Speaker 2: He can fuck off to.
Speaker 4: Get better games, can haven't you ever played Final Fantasy before?
Speaker 1: Like the easiest game ever for fourteen?
Speaker 2: This one's pretty good.
Speaker 1: This one's good. Okay, this one's good.
Speaker 4: Instant called protection magic that sounds like some Final Fantasy bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yes, white one, So we're doing good so far. Put
Speaker 1: a shield counter on each of up to three creach
Speaker 1: just like three of.
Speaker 4: Them yep, not even your own correct, Okay, so I
Speaker 4: can save your guy if I felt like it, you
Speaker 4: could Okay, cool, not good at them.
Speaker 1: Probably won't.
Speaker 4: Also, if a creature with a shield counter on it
Speaker 4: would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter
Speaker 4: from it, so it just like keeps it alive.
Speaker 3: Yes, it gives the temporary like a weird kind of
Speaker 3: indestructible for a few.
Speaker 2: Creatures up to up to each yep, up to Wow,
Speaker 2: that's a cool card. I like, I think this card's good.
Speaker 3: I think that it's like it's lower powered than lots
Speaker 3: of other cards that exist in magic, but that doesn't
Speaker 3: make it a bad card.
Speaker 1: You know what it feels like?
Speaker 4: How many green cards do we get or or do
Speaker 4: we have that, say like green or green one? Target
Speaker 4: creature gets plus one plus one and gains indestructible until
Speaker 4: end of turn. So target creature gets plus one or
Speaker 4: indestructible and death touch until end of turn.
Speaker 1: We've got so many like that. This one does the
Speaker 1: same thing without the plus one because white, but we
Speaker 1: can do it to three guys.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like this card. Yeah, I think this card's good. Yep,
Speaker 1: someone beating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a basic animan Final Fantasy eighty sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm doing lots of this on we go.
Speaker 2: Yoh, this is actually like.
Speaker 3: And I don't I promise that I wouldn't get yo Jimbo.
Speaker 3: I said I wasn't gonna get two into the weeds
Speaker 3: on this one. But this is actually one of the
Speaker 3: better flavor cards I would argue in this deck because
Speaker 3: you Jimbo was a He was one of the most
Speaker 3: game breaking summons in the history of the fucking game,
Speaker 3: and you could use him to just absolutely eradicate end
Speaker 3: game bosses if you wanted to your Jimbo, if you
Speaker 3: just gave him a bunch of excitement, which is money,
Speaker 3: and this summon it doesn't eradicate games for you, but
Speaker 3: he does take and give money.
Speaker 4: Does this guy cost lots of excitement and break the game?
Speaker 4: Like if we gave if we gave like a retailer
Speaker 4: like Fusion Gaming Online dot com map, if we gave
Speaker 4: them our excitement, would they give us a card that
Speaker 4: lets us break the game open and win?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, they'd give us this card, which is a fine card.
Speaker 3: But flavorfully, I think that they did a good job
Speaker 3: of showing who ya Jimbo was in the game, which
Speaker 3: is just cool.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that lots.
Speaker 4: He sounds like he should be like a minority owner
Speaker 4: in the Bubba Gump Shrimp company.
Speaker 2: He might be.
Speaker 3: He has lots of dollars, so he might be a
Speaker 3: majority owner. Maybe, Oh it's Bubba Gump and then you Jimbo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how goes summoners sending? Is this card good?
Speaker 2: It's got lots of words on it.
Speaker 4: I literally read this card today when I was fucking
Speaker 4: the dog at work and I don't remember summoners sending
Speaker 4: is an enchantment for two. At the beginning of your
Speaker 4: end step, you may exile target creature from a graveyard.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: If you do create a one one white spirit creature
Speaker 4: token with flying put a plus one counter on that creature.
Speaker 4: If the card's man of value that you exile is
Speaker 4: for or greater, continue, Yes, it said flash should be
Speaker 4: better as a card stadium.
Speaker 2: That's where they play underwater football.
Speaker 1: But it's not underwater.
Speaker 2: It's well, no, that sphere in the middle is full
Speaker 2: of water.
Speaker 1: That's why it's blue. It's a sphere of water. How
Speaker 1: do they do that? My fucking magic or some shit?
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't.
Speaker 3: Also, they don't wear like apparatus that that allows them
Speaker 3: to breathe underwater.
Speaker 2: They just play underwater football in.
Speaker 1: It is apparatus a Greek word? Should it be apparati? Sure,
Speaker 1: it's pluralized.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine throwing a football underwater? They're how strong
Speaker 2: you'd have to be?
Speaker 1: Does the football float or sink?
Speaker 2: It just goes to where you throw it.
Speaker 1: Oh, so it's like maybe filled with water.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1: Magic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, magic, No fantasy correct, Yes, can continue.
Speaker 1: It's blitzball.
Speaker 2: I don't even cares good. Lulu is the goth mommy
Speaker 2: of Final Fantasy. She was pretty thick.
Speaker 4: No coues she smother me, No, because she sit on
Speaker 4: my face until like die.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean anybody could do that, but she probably
Speaker 3: will not anybody. Well, it depends on positioning. But I
Speaker 3: mean maybe she's kind of skinny. She's a little skinny
Speaker 3: for my taste. But I mean in the game, she's
Speaker 3: pretty good. She's the one where you have to dodge
Speaker 3: a hundred lightning bolts in a row in order to
Speaker 3: get her ultimate weapon.
Speaker 1: What is her ultimate weapon? I want to know.
Speaker 2: It's she uses like a little doll. Like there's a
Speaker 2: little louck.
Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna say, sitting on Yes, it's nothing sexy,
Speaker 3: but she's fine.
Speaker 1: It's a fine.
Speaker 4: Whenever important attacks, you choose target creature attacking, you put.
Speaker 1: A stunt counter on that guy. Yeah, yeah, so he's
Speaker 1: not going to attack you again.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: And then also four like blue three proliferate, This is okay,
Speaker 4: it's fine.
Speaker 1: I like, I like dumping into Proliferate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can. It's a man of sync.
Speaker 3: And it prevents people from attacking you more often.
Speaker 2: Right, get your chip ins.
Speaker 3: She will prevent the Chippins probably, yeah, because why I
Speaker 3: attack once when you can attack twice?
Speaker 1: This guy stupid, what is he?
Speaker 2: Waka? Can fuck off? I hate him just based on
Speaker 2: the game. I don't care what his card does.
Speaker 1: Next card, Please tell me that this one can fuck off.
Speaker 3: Riku is one of the main Riku is one of
Speaker 3: the main characters in Final Fantasy ten to two. She's
Speaker 3: a backup character in Final Fantasy ten.
Speaker 1: I tend to okay, do you mean eleven or do
Speaker 1: you mean twelve?
Speaker 3: I mean ten two? Damn it the sequel to ten.
Speaker 3: I don't particularly care for her, so we can probably
Speaker 3: move past her and that one.
Speaker 2: He's the villain of Final Fantasy.
Speaker 1: He looks villainous.
Speaker 3: And we're gonna work willious When we eventually get to
Speaker 3: our set review, I'm gonna I'm very upset at how
Speaker 3: the villains have been treated in this set.
Speaker 1: Oh I am, But that clown guy you.
Speaker 3: Liked or the clown guy I really like, But he's
Speaker 3: the only one that got any fucking respect. The rest
Speaker 3: of them are uncommon that just put counters on shit
Speaker 3: and this guy's a dude that just puts counters on
Speaker 3: shit too. Like, it's just they have some good villain.
Speaker 3: This isn't Marvel. We have villains with personalities and drives
Speaker 3: and reasons for what they're doing, and they're not treating
Speaker 3: them with any fucking respect.
Speaker 1: You know what this comes from?
Speaker 4: This from this froms come the guy who got sour
Speaker 4: On the Dark Lord and Saluron Lord of the Rings Yea,
Speaker 4: and salur On the Lidless Eye. All very great villain
Speaker 4: interpretations on magic cards in terms of raw power level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those cards fucking slack ours O. Dang.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's unfortunate because they have some really
Speaker 3: cool villains that could have done some really cool things.
Speaker 2: Seymour not one of them.
Speaker 1: Continue name Seymour. Hey, there's no more chainsaw anymore. It's
Speaker 1: techno music. You hear that, I can beat box. I'm
Speaker 1: afraid sphear grid. This looks like somebody playing marbles, like
Speaker 1: it's the old school days.
Speaker 3: As you gain levels, you gain spears, you put them
Speaker 3: in the sphere gage, your character gains new abilities.
Speaker 2: That's actually kind of a neat card.
Speaker 4: Okay, sphere Grid enchantment for Green one whenever creature you
Speaker 4: controlled deal's combat damage to a player, put a plus
Speaker 4: one plus one counter on that creature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that really good with trample. Yeah. Also creatures
Speaker 1: you control with plus ones have reach and trample.
Speaker 2: There you go. There it is right, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Theoretically, we're playing a deck that already has plus ones.
Speaker 1: On creachp and this comes out on turn two.
Speaker 4: Maybe they don't all have plus ones on them, but
Speaker 4: if they have trample, or if they have counters, or
Speaker 4: if they have both, this only facilitates the the thing more.
Speaker 2: It kind of gives me every Hydra deck, every.
Speaker 1: Every Hydrad deck ever, every deck that wants hardening, hardened
Speaker 1: scales probably wants this because those decks are trying to
Speaker 1: win through combat damage, they're trying to win through trample,
Speaker 1: they're trying to win.
Speaker 2: Through plus ones, and this just does that more.
Speaker 1: And this card's like a twenty three dollars card or something,
Speaker 1: so why.
Speaker 2: Not ye, Well, as of the recording, it'll be oh yeah.
Speaker 4: You know what's so funny is I'm looking at the
Speaker 4: average price for all the decks, and every week that
Speaker 4: we do a deck, and I'm reading the new cards
Speaker 4: and looking at the rep it's the deck value. Like
Speaker 4: three weeks ago and we started this Final Fantasy Journey,
Speaker 4: the decks were all six and seven hundred dollars. Now
Speaker 4: they're between two and three.
Speaker 1: I told you moving on.
Speaker 4: I told you summon megas sisters got it Traumal Seymour's
Speaker 4: but got him too.
Speaker 1: Oh this card's good. I actually like card. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is Yuna's decision. Ye UNA's decision.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorcery for green three. Choose one, not one or
Speaker 4: more that's too bad, but one. Sacrifice a creature. If
Speaker 4: you do draw a card, then you may put a
Speaker 4: creature from you or land.
Speaker 1: Wait a second you. If you do draw a card,
Speaker 1: then you may.
Speaker 4: Put a creature and or and yeah and yeah from
Speaker 4: your hand onto the back. So I could sacrifice a
Speaker 4: Lanna or else get a forest and get a crater.
Speaker 2: Hoof and play a crater hoof and a guy's cradle.
Speaker 4: Yes, if I don't choose that, I could do this instead,
Speaker 4: return one or two target permanent cards from your graveyard
Speaker 4: to your hand. Sure frick, you can see why I
Speaker 4: wanted it to say one or more, because then it
Speaker 4: would be like tooth and nail, but instead of search
Speaker 4: for two and then put two into play, get them
Speaker 4: from the bin and put them into play. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: make it cost seven or eight or nine or whatever.
Speaker 4: Tooth and Nail is yeah, but then we've got tooth
Speaker 4: and Nail from the graveyard and then we get it
Speaker 4: in like Gulgari decks. And I think that's cool. It's
Speaker 4: it's it's symmetry balance, it's the opposite of what we
Speaker 4: already have.
Speaker 3: Is alas, we did not get that impactful moment in
Speaker 3: the game as well, where you as the whole game
Speaker 3: of Final Time as a ten yur on like a
Speaker 3: pilgrimage to get from A to B to do C.
Speaker 3: And at one point she realizes how hard it is
Speaker 3: and what she has to give up to do what
Speaker 3: she's doing, and she has to make the decision and
Speaker 3: of should I go on or should I not? And
Speaker 3: obviously she continues on because it's one of those loops
Speaker 3: where you have to pick the keep going or the
Speaker 3: game can't continue.
Speaker 2: But here we have it in the game. That's cool.
Speaker 1: I gotta I have to go on. I have to
Speaker 1: sacrifice my lanam or elf. Yeah. Go And the next
Speaker 1: card too, I think is actually good Yuna's whistle whistle.
Speaker 2: Okay, Final Fantasy eight continue.
Speaker 4: Well, we're in the same genre, Final fantasy something. Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: this is an instant for Green Green one. Reveal cards
Speaker 4: from the top of your library until you reveal a
Speaker 4: creature card. Put that card into your hand and the
Speaker 4: rest on the bottom of your library, and or random order.
Speaker 4: When you reveal a creature card this way, put x
Speaker 4: plus ones on a creature you control, where x is
Speaker 4: the man of value of the creature you revealed.
Speaker 2: Why not? Why not that we're going to see this
Speaker 2: card played lots of places.
Speaker 1: You think so? I think so.
Speaker 4: I think the card's good. I don't think it's the
Speaker 4: kind of card that's universally good.
Speaker 3: I think that when you any deck that plays like
Speaker 3: just it relies on dudes. Yes, and there the average
Speaker 3: creature cost is orishes.
Speaker 1: You're going to see this card.
Speaker 4: It is like you're going to get orish it counters
Speaker 4: on a raw card and get four counters on a
Speaker 4: dude on average for three manna.
Speaker 1: Is that good?
Speaker 3: It's draw creature and make one of your dudes big
Speaker 3: Like that's that's not too bad. And if you're playing
Speaker 3: it in a creature or counter based deck. You're going
Speaker 3: to get some value out of it. So I think
Speaker 3: overall that's that's a cool card in this deck especially,
Speaker 3: it's very good.
Speaker 1: It's probably good with doubling season. Maybe you ever heard
Speaker 1: of that card?
Speaker 2: I have I heard it. It's like pretty powerful, cool
Speaker 2: and can do lots of stuff.
Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah, well play it with UNA's whistle maybe I will. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love whistling on dudes. Don't tell me how to
Speaker 1: live my life, kim.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, kay No, I have to mark out
Speaker 2: for just a second. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Kamari is not close one of my favorite characters in
Speaker 3: Final Fantasy.
Speaker 2: Ever. He has my favorite job class because he's a
Speaker 2: bluem age.
Speaker 3: He's super cool because he's like a blue tiger Man
Speaker 3: and the card is really neat too.
Speaker 4: Okay, so he's a three to three for blue and
Speaker 4: also green and also too cat Warrior.
Speaker 1: He's got da VIDG. He probably should get that checked
Speaker 1: out at the beginning of combat on your turn, but
Speaker 1: a plus one plus one.
Speaker 4: Counter on what is his name Kamari Kamari and tap
Speaker 4: target creature and opponent controls, then you may have Kamari
Speaker 4: become a copy of that creature. Except its name is
Speaker 4: Kamari and has vigilance and this ability. So he's the
Speaker 4: clone guy, but he's in two colors. She could have
Speaker 4: like a semic bullshit clone dot deck.
Speaker 3: Yes, how fucking cool is that? Oh man, I'm so
Speaker 3: pumped that they did this card is so cool.
Speaker 1: Is he a villain?
Speaker 2: No, he's a good guy. He's a He is a
Speaker 2: hero for sure. He's you and.
Speaker 3: A's other protector. He's like the childhood guardian that like
Speaker 3: helped her grow into adulthood because she was very important
Speaker 3: and people would try and like fuck her up. But
Speaker 3: then if they tried to like mess with this ten
Speaker 3: year old girl on the beach, a giant seven foot
Speaker 3: tall tiger man with a spear would comment.
Speaker 2: Just fuck you up.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even be scared.
Speaker 2: Kamari's awesome.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very pumped about him. I'm really excited about
Speaker 3: that card.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna build it?
Speaker 4: Yes, you're gonna build that deck, not clone, because you
Speaker 4: already have a Teamer clone deck.
Speaker 2: Maybe Teamer clones comes apart. Now it's just Simmic clones. Oh,
Speaker 2: cut red, cut red.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cut red from a deck because I like
Speaker 3: that card so much.
Speaker 1: How do you like that freaking nerd? I know, Sholinda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she can pound sand.
Speaker 1: So I like this card. This is our last card soon.
Speaker 1: I think it might be actually Sin, we're going to Sin.
Speaker 3: I've actually seen lots of talk about this guest. She's
Speaker 3: the actual villain.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, let me read. We got to read this.
Speaker 4: This is a Leviathan Avatar, which, strangely enough relevant creature types.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, so five to five Leviathan Avatar blue
Speaker 4: green five hell yeah, holy shit, flying and trample. So
Speaker 4: she flamps as sin enters remove all counters from any
Speaker 4: number of artifacts, creatures and enchantments, and Sin enters with
Speaker 4: that many plus ones.
Speaker 2: I think she should get plans Walkers too, but continue.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Also, when Sin dies, put all counters on target creature
Speaker 4: you control, then shuffle it into its owner's library. Oh
Speaker 4: so she's like the Osilith.
Speaker 2: Also, yes, she's the ozolith. Plus what's that? It's black black.
Speaker 3: Three ether snap ether flash either remove all counters from
Speaker 3: all permanents. It gets everything except for planes. Walkers puts
Speaker 3: all the counters onto her. When she eats shit, she
Speaker 3: puts all of her counters onto something else and then
Speaker 3: shovels in.
Speaker 1: This card's good.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that it's broken or the most amazing,
Speaker 3: but like it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: And it's a Leviathan in two different colors. And that's
Speaker 4: the main problem that Leviathan Octopus see that the Sea
Speaker 4: Monster deck has is monto Blue doesn't have unless you
Speaker 4: dedicate like ten or twelve or fifteen slots to man
Speaker 4: of rocks. It doesn't have the consistent man of production
Speaker 4: that you would have in a green deck. Does now
Speaker 4: it does now because this is your command under and
Speaker 4: you do plus ones and you do blue and you
Speaker 4: do green, and it solves the black problem, which is
Speaker 4: not enough mana unless it's just burst mana. Like this,
Speaker 4: this is this is it, And I'm excited to see
Speaker 4: the Leviathan Octopus counter dot deck.
Speaker 1: It's gonna feel like a Hydra deck but with.
Speaker 2: Blue and that's cool.
Speaker 1: And I like fucking blue better because I'm smarter than you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know everything about Final Fantasy.
Speaker 2: That's a lie.
Speaker 3: Oh this is the last card. Yeah, this is the
Speaker 3: last card in Final Fantasy. Tan my least favorite.
Speaker 2: Character, possibly in the entire French.
Speaker 1: But he's the last one.
Speaker 4: I can't tell the pound sand not four four for
Speaker 4: four like Naya and the sorry u Celesnian two reach trample.
Speaker 4: When he deals combat damage to a player, destroy up
Speaker 4: to one target artifact that player controls, and put a
Speaker 4: plus one on him at the beginning of your end step.
Speaker 4: If a counter was put onto Waka this turn, put
Speaker 4: a plus one counter on each.
Speaker 1: Other creature you control.
Speaker 2: Insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's your end step. Why can't all that
Speaker 1: happen before combat?
Speaker 2: Because that has to be too good? That's why.
Speaker 1: Because he sucks. He looks like a debed.
Speaker 2: Oh he and he is a debt.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's the comedy he's the comic relief character in
Speaker 3: the in the game, but he's like one of the
Speaker 3: main characters, and he's the most powerful character you can play.
Speaker 1: Ass Oh come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I don't like him. And and he
Speaker 3: also marries Lulu. That's goth mommy from before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's whose face is getting sat on.
Speaker 2: That that's right, that's the face. That's the face.
Speaker 1: That's some bullshit. I know. This is why I don't
Speaker 1: like Final Fantasy. See Fantasy.
Speaker 3: Final Fantasy ten ruined it for Ryan because of walka can.
Speaker 1: Walk the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: And normally I'd imitate his accent right now, please don't,
Speaker 3: but it's very offensive, so I'm not going.
Speaker 1: To do that. Good. Yes, I hope he's offended.
Speaker 2: Good I do.
Speaker 1: That was the last card.
Speaker 2: That was the last card.
Speaker 4: Well, sorry, if we did your deck dirty. If you
Speaker 4: like the bant deck, I myself partial to bant Enchantress
Speaker 4: ban Chantress.
Speaker 2: If you will, I will.
Speaker 1: And do you have a band deck?
Speaker 2: You don't?
Speaker 4: You used to, not anymore, And this ain't going to
Speaker 4: be it. Nope, it's going to be Tiger Guy.
Speaker 2: Correct only Simmik from now on.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, in the comments below, if you want to
Speaker 4: get entered into the booster pack game, let us know
Speaker 4: which one's your favorite, which which one got done dirty
Speaker 4: or done good? And I guess your favorite cards or
Speaker 4: which ones that we missed that you wish that we
Speaker 4: would have talked about. Lots of lots of comments and
Speaker 4: lots of engagement on YouTube from all of the Final
Speaker 4: Fantasy stuff we've done so far, and I think people
Speaker 4: are just just very willing to share and be excited
Speaker 4: and make corrections and tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But really it's you because I know everything. You know nothing.
Speaker 4: Hey, and it's been a lot of fun. I engage
Speaker 4: in joke and it's I like it, so keep it coming.
Speaker 2: I've been having a lot of fun reading the comments
Speaker 2: as well, so thank you very much for being there.
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