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<v Speaker 1>One Oneaco one, Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. Hey, we're gonna have another Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>ticket takeover kicking in in about twenty five minutes at

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<v Speaker 1>one O one one w j r R. On Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Mammoth show later this year at the House of Blues

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<v Speaker 1>along with Miles Kennedy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gonna be a good show.

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<v Speaker 1>So look for that post at some point today starting

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<v Speaker 1>at six and the d us prompted, and you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>eligible to win tickets and we'll give away several sets

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<v Speaker 1>of those today.

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<v Speaker 2>I just took a the weirdest thing ever, pad. I

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<v Speaker 2>took a sip of my diet coke over there right

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<v Speaker 2>in the power fridge or turbo fridge, and look when

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<v Speaker 2>I took a zip, somehow a drop of.

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<v Speaker 1>It went up into my nose. Well that hurts, like hell.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never had that well, I mean, I've had so

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<v Speaker 2>to go through my nostrils from the other way. Holy cow,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like wowsers. That's why I was doing that when

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<v Speaker 2>uh invigorating Huh Yeah, I just had coke in my nose.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy five and talking has already railed. We kid

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<v Speaker 2>for any relatives listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, it's like which blower grab a paper towel there, and.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I love bloody knows this morning after you know

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<v Speaker 2>the rock fille buggers.

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<v Speaker 1>So now that just show me that and soda makes

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<v Speaker 1>me man.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, this is what we call live right now. Anyhow,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get this gum bro.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's begin. In Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you're gonna say boise No.

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<v Speaker 1>Australia woman was bitten by a small Australian Shepherd dog smaller,

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<v Speaker 1>smaller breed. The way this went down, it was an

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<v Speaker 1>apartment complex. The owner of the dog had just taking

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<v Speaker 1>the dog out and was standing at the elevator waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the elevator car to come to go back up

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<v Speaker 1>to their apartment. The car comes down, another resident walks

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<v Speaker 1>out and the small dog nipped the woman on the

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<v Speaker 1>hand right here between the finger and the thumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Nips and nip when it comes to dogs, because that

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<v Speaker 2>bite can get infected like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat Well, what turned out to be a small, visible

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<v Speaker 1>abrasion led to a lawsuit where she was demanding just

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<v Speaker 1>shy five thousand dollars in damages.

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<v Speaker 2>Did a get affected? No, it was just an abrasion. Sorry, Han.

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<v Speaker 1>So this all ended up in an Australian court where

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<v Speaker 1>the judge made an interesting ruling. Yeah, judge basically said,

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<v Speaker 1>your claim is denied because this dog has absolutely no

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<v Speaker 1>history whatsoever of being dangerous or much less biting anyone

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<v Speaker 1>and effect act one is far to say that, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this will be established as the dog's first bite and

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<v Speaker 1>every dog is entitled to one bite. Claim denied. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I get what the judge is saying. Look, this little

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<v Speaker 1>dog nipped you, and you've got an abrasion, and you

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<v Speaker 1>want five thousand dollars. That just okay, on the surface

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<v Speaker 1>just sounds a bit frivolous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pound salt.

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<v Speaker 1>But with the logic that every dog is entitled to

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<v Speaker 1>just one bite, had this dog bitten off her thumb,

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<v Speaker 1>oh well then you could still if the dog had

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<v Speaker 1>no history before that, you could still apply the same

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<v Speaker 1>logic as this judge laid out if you really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to push it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, you know what I'm saying. I know exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>he's saying. But Pat, if the dog bites me and

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<v Speaker 2>takes out by thumb, it's it's not just gonna be other.

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<v Speaker 2>You'r one bite. You're good. It's gonna be that dog.

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<v Speaker 2>It will, you know, suffer what it does? You feel me?

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<v Speaker 1>I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a little different.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what you think about this lawsuit. For a

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<v Speaker 1>second time, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, I said, because Teddy, he will when people walk by,

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<v Speaker 2>he gets up on the purch of the couch and

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<v Speaker 2>he just wants to be petted. Right, So well, I

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<v Speaker 2>like to be pettited too. No, but he just wants

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<v Speaker 2>to be petted. And and they can't help you there.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody will walk by and he kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>goes and and he won't bite. But Jay, give me

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<v Speaker 2>your hands that he can pet me, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But for a second time, a Texas man has tried

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<v Speaker 1>to sue a major burger chain over what he claims

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<v Speaker 1>their personal injury suffered when he ordered a burger from

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<v Speaker 1>what a burger uh with no onions and they he said,

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<v Speaker 1>he claims they served him the the burger with onions.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he for that believes he needs about a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>The the story here is this fella named Demi Wilson

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<v Speaker 1>de Marie Wilson also tried this with Sonic a few

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. Same thing went to your Sonic and I

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<v Speaker 1>ordered a burger with no onions, and you guys gave

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<v Speaker 1>me onions. Problem is, this dude has no proof of

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<v Speaker 1>any of this either time, so it got thrown out

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<v Speaker 1>the first time. There's no proof that anything happened or

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<v Speaker 1>he was injured in any way like he's claiming. And

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<v Speaker 1>now he's saying he wants a million dollars and he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to fade it.

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<v Speaker 2>You and the dog by lady. You ever have Waterburger.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the one out in California. That's Carl's Junior. They're

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<v Speaker 2>both West coast. Well, whatever I think goes all the way,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't Waterburger go all the way from California over.

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<v Speaker 1>To Texas area? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe. So I've had it, yea solid burger. I

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<v Speaker 2>still haven't. I still haven't had fast food. But I

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<v Speaker 2>was tempted yesterday because I got my I got an

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<v Speaker 2>offer from mu Yah nine. I mean, in this day

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<v Speaker 2>of fast food joints right where you see, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>what does the value thing? Cause you said a fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Buckskay, I really don't know. I bought uh. I bought

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<v Speaker 1>Junior the German Shepherd to mcdoubles yesterday. Okay, because he

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<v Speaker 1>was good at the Groomer.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was not expensive because it was just three

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen each.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they used to be on the mcvalue menu. They

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<v Speaker 1>were a buck. Well, no, they were two dollars, I think. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but now they're three nineteen. I mean that's fair. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>willing to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But since I should I break my not eating fast

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<v Speaker 2>food in New Year's resolution. We're already almost in June, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got a nine ninety nine fries, drink and

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<v Speaker 2>burger in this day and age of fifteen dollars value

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<v Speaker 2>menus ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat, Wow, you're going you'll have to make that call.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't you know? Did you eat food at Rockville?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you categorize that as in fast food?

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<v Speaker 2>And see a drive through? God? I wish there was

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<v Speaker 2>because I would have been in my car with the AC on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I did eat food, but that didn't fast You.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't consider what was served out there is no.

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<v Speaker 2>That's called survival, okay. Yeah, just where you draw the

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<v Speaker 2>lines a little blurry to be well here? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>can you buy a beer at a fast food place? Some?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>At the drive through? No? No? So I didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>a drive through it's not fast food. That's the rule.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's Bob world order.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Who far be it from me to question,

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<v Speaker 1>well you did so my apologize. I don't mean to

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<v Speaker 1>be stepping into your your's resolutions and the boundaries you've

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<v Speaker 1>set for that. You'll have to make the call.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted your input on if I should go

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<v Speaker 2>to beat or go to uh get in nine ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good offer and it only lasts so long,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like the gas offers where there's a discount.

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<v Speaker 1>While we're on the subject tossuing people, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>mother in Kansas who trying to sue four different porn

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<v Speaker 1>sites because her fourteen year old son found her old

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<v Speaker 1>laptop which was still fully functional and he visited Uh

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<v Speaker 1>jerkmate and chatter bait. Mom, that's on you with the

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<v Speaker 1>pound town and uh, well, see, Kansas is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the states like here in Florida that has the uh

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<v Speaker 1>the age restricted. Uh you know, was a jerk maate. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's jerk mait and chatter bait that the fourteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old was going.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, hey, you know what, you go right to it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no sugar coating. Oh what a Burger used to

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<v Speaker 2>be on University close to Golden Rock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I kind of thought. I remember they had one

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<v Speaker 1>for a long for just a brief time.

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Augie has a what a Burger too?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I knew we were going to get down Burger

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<v Speaker 1>around table.

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<v Speaker 2>Before, damn straight. But did do you realize that we

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<v Speaker 2>just had a full on theme for Idiotology. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't even sell it, but it was lawsuit Central.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, jerkmate. M not to be confused with the

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<v Speaker 1>stuff you put in your coffee, although similar visually, I

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