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Speaker 2: That's gonna be a good show.
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Speaker 2: I just took a the weirdest thing ever, pad. I
Speaker 2: took a sip of my diet coke over there right
Speaker 2: in the power fridge or turbo fridge, and look when
Speaker 2: I took a zip, somehow a drop of.
Speaker 1: It went up into my nose. Well that hurts, like hell.
Speaker 2: I've never had that well, I mean, I've had so
Speaker 2: to go through my nostrils from the other way. Holy cow,
Speaker 2: it's like wowsers. That's why I was doing that when
Speaker 2: uh invigorating Huh Yeah, I just had coke in my nose.
Speaker 2: It's crazy five and talking has already railed. We kid
Speaker 2: for any relatives listening right now.
Speaker 1: My god, it's like which blower grab a paper towel there, and.
Speaker 2: No, I love bloody knows this morning after you know
Speaker 2: the rock fille buggers.
Speaker 1: So now that just show me that and soda makes
Speaker 1: me man.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is what we call live right now. Anyhow,
Speaker 2: let's get this gum bro.
Speaker 1: All right, let's begin. In Australia.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say boise No.
Speaker 1: Australia woman was bitten by a small Australian Shepherd dog smaller,
Speaker 1: smaller breed. The way this went down, it was an
Speaker 1: apartment complex. The owner of the dog had just taking
Speaker 1: the dog out and was standing at the elevator waiting
Speaker 1: for the elevator car to come to go back up
Speaker 1: to their apartment. The car comes down, another resident walks
Speaker 1: out and the small dog nipped the woman on the
Speaker 1: hand right here between the finger and the thumb.
Speaker 2: Nips and nip when it comes to dogs, because that
Speaker 2: bite can get infected like this.
Speaker 1: Pat Well, what turned out to be a small, visible
Speaker 1: abrasion led to a lawsuit where she was demanding just
Speaker 1: shy five thousand dollars in damages.
Speaker 2: Did a get affected? No, it was just an abrasion. Sorry, Han.
Speaker 1: So this all ended up in an Australian court where
Speaker 1: the judge made an interesting ruling. Yeah, judge basically said,
Speaker 1: your claim is denied because this dog has absolutely no
Speaker 1: history whatsoever of being dangerous or much less biting anyone
Speaker 1: and effect act one is far to say that, Uh,
Speaker 1: this will be established as the dog's first bite and
Speaker 1: every dog is entitled to one bite. Claim denied. Now
Speaker 1: I get what the judge is saying. Look, this little
Speaker 1: dog nipped you, and you've got an abrasion, and you
Speaker 1: want five thousand dollars. That just okay, on the surface
Speaker 1: just sounds a bit frivolous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pound salt.
Speaker 1: But with the logic that every dog is entitled to
Speaker 1: just one bite, had this dog bitten off her thumb,
Speaker 1: oh well then you could still if the dog had
Speaker 1: no history before that, you could still apply the same
Speaker 1: logic as this judge laid out if you really wanted
Speaker 1: to push it.
Speaker 2: Listen, you know what I'm saying. I know exactly what
Speaker 2: he's saying. But Pat, if the dog bites me and
Speaker 2: takes out by thumb, it's it's not just gonna be other.
Speaker 2: You'r one bite. You're good. It's gonna be that dog.
Speaker 2: It will, you know, suffer what it does? You feel me?
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a little different.
Speaker 1: Let's see what you think about this lawsuit. For a
Speaker 1: second time, a.
Speaker 2: Guy, I said, because Teddy, he will when people walk by,
Speaker 2: he gets up on the purch of the couch and
Speaker 2: he just wants to be petted. Right, So well, I
Speaker 2: like to be pettited too. No, but he just wants
Speaker 2: to be petted. And and they can't help you there.
Speaker 2: Somebody will walk by and he kind of you know,
Speaker 2: goes and and he won't bite. But Jay, give me
Speaker 2: your hands that he can pet me, you know.
Speaker 1: But for a second time, a Texas man has tried
Speaker 1: to sue a major burger chain over what he claims
Speaker 1: their personal injury suffered when he ordered a burger from
Speaker 1: what a burger uh with no onions and they he said,
Speaker 1: he claims they served him the the burger with onions.
Speaker 1: Now he for that believes he needs about a million dollars.
Speaker 1: The the story here is this fella named Demi Wilson
Speaker 1: de Marie Wilson also tried this with Sonic a few
Speaker 1: years ago. Same thing went to your Sonic and I
Speaker 1: ordered a burger with no onions, and you guys gave
Speaker 1: me onions. Problem is, this dude has no proof of
Speaker 1: any of this either time, so it got thrown out
Speaker 1: the first time. There's no proof that anything happened or
Speaker 1: he was injured in any way like he's claiming. And
Speaker 1: now he's saying he wants a million dollars and he's
Speaker 1: trying to fade it.
Speaker 2: You and the dog by lady. You ever have Waterburger.
Speaker 2: That's the one out in California. That's Carl's Junior. They're
Speaker 2: both West coast. Well, whatever I think goes all the way,
Speaker 2: doesn't Waterburger go all the way from California over.
Speaker 1: To Texas area? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I believe. So I've had it, yea solid burger. I
Speaker 2: still haven't. I still haven't had fast food. But I
Speaker 2: was tempted yesterday because I got my I got an
Speaker 2: offer from mu Yah nine. I mean, in this day
Speaker 2: of fast food joints right where you see, I mean,
Speaker 2: what does the value thing? Cause you said a fourteen.
Speaker 1: Buckskay, I really don't know. I bought uh. I bought
Speaker 1: Junior the German Shepherd to mcdoubles yesterday. Okay, because he
Speaker 1: was good at the Groomer.
Speaker 2: And that was not expensive because it was just three
Speaker 2: nineteen each.
Speaker 1: Okay, they used to be on the mcvalue menu. They
Speaker 1: were a buck. Well, no, they were two dollars, I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: but now they're three nineteen. I mean that's fair. I'm
Speaker 1: willing to do that.
Speaker 2: But since I should I break my not eating fast
Speaker 2: food in New Year's resolution. We're already almost in June, dude,
Speaker 2: and I got a nine ninety nine fries, drink and
Speaker 2: burger in this day and age of fifteen dollars value
Speaker 2: menus ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Pat, Wow, you're going you'll have to make that call.
Speaker 1: I can't you know? Did you eat food at Rockville?
Speaker 1: What would you categorize that as in fast food?
Speaker 2: And see a drive through? God? I wish there was
Speaker 2: because I would have been in my car with the AC on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did eat food, but that didn't fast You.
Speaker 1: Don't consider what was served out there is no.
Speaker 2: That's called survival, okay. Yeah, just where you draw the
Speaker 2: lines a little blurry to be well here? I mean,
Speaker 2: can you buy a beer at a fast food place? Some?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: At the drive through? No? No? So I didn't have
Speaker 2: a drive through it's not fast food. That's the rule.
Speaker 2: All right, it's Bob world order.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Who far be it from me to question,
Speaker 1: well you did so my apologize. I don't mean to
Speaker 1: be stepping into your your's resolutions and the boundaries you've
Speaker 1: set for that. You'll have to make the call.
Speaker 2: I just wanted your input on if I should go
Speaker 2: to beat or go to uh get in nine ninety nine.
Speaker 2: That's a good offer and it only lasts so long,
Speaker 2: you know, like the gas offers where there's a discount.
Speaker 1: While we're on the subject tossuing people, we got a
Speaker 1: mother in Kansas who trying to sue four different porn
Speaker 1: sites because her fourteen year old son found her old
Speaker 1: laptop which was still fully functional and he visited Uh
Speaker 1: jerkmate and chatter bait. Mom, that's on you with the
Speaker 1: pound town and uh, well, see, Kansas is one of
Speaker 1: the states like here in Florida that has the uh
Speaker 1: the age restricted. Uh you know, was a jerk maate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's jerk mait and chatter bait that the fourteen year
Speaker 1: old was going.
Speaker 2: You know, hey, you know what, you go right to it.
Speaker 2: There's no sugar coating. Oh what a Burger used to
Speaker 2: be on University close to Golden Rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of thought. I remember they had one
Speaker 1: for a long for just a brief time.
Speaker 2: Saint Augie has a what a Burger too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew we were going to get down Burger
Speaker 1: around table.
Speaker 2: Before, damn straight. But did do you realize that we
Speaker 2: just had a full on theme for Idiotology. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you didn't even sell it, but it was lawsuit Central.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, jerkmate. M not to be confused with the
Speaker 1: stuff you put in your coffee, although similar visually, I
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