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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Finally,
My god.
Speaker 3: Is my my gun? It is oh my mess, my god.
Speaker 1: It has been a day and it's one of these things.
And I firmly, firmly, firmly believe this. When you start
out and shit goes bad and you don't handle it well,
every fucking thing for the rest of the day is
a complete cunt show.
Speaker 4: Period. It's just this.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that is. It's every time I've
noticed it, every time in my life I have have.
I have more stress than I've ever had in my life.
I mean absolutely horrific, horrible, terrible shit that I can't
even really discuss here. And it is fucking hit the
limit today and I'm trying to get out of the
house and I got to run here and I got
to get there, and this needs this, and this person
needs this, and another person needs this, and another person
needs this, and so you're running, running, running, run and
running and I'm about to leave and I can't find
the car keys. I can't find them. And I go
out to the car in the garage and they're not
in the car, and I can't find them. And I always,
always bathroom, always hang up my keys so I don't
lose them. No, I can't find them anywhere, can't find them,
can't find them. I am pulling couch cushions apart, I
am flipping couches. I am fucking out of my mind.
I have no Now this is the tipping point. I
have lost my ever lover fucking mind. I am gone,
absolutely fine. I'm keeping it. I'm trying not to, but
I mean laundry that I've asked to be folded that
wasn't mine. I'm fucking flinging along. Coffee's flying all over
the wall now because it hit the cup, and I'm
fucking just I am absolutely over the edge, like over
the fucking edge. Get so, Now I go out to
the car and I go, let me see what happens.
Car starts, car can't start if the keys are not
somewhere in the car, Ripping the car apart, ripping the
car apart, can't find the car, pull the car up,
my kids, ripping them. We're ripping the can't find them,
can't find I can't find them. I go back in
the house. I walk out, I put my hand down
the stop. Pockets stop. Come on, I'm not kidding. They're
in your pocket. Is it just the one fob or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's the it's all all the keys, and you never
checked your pockets.
Speaker 1: I'm checking my coat pockets, I'm checking my back. I'm
ripping through my bag because I can't even say why
I put my keys and stuff in a specific place.
I'm not even gonna say why I do it. But
I was pissed because I didn't do it. I came out,
I saw something happening. I took my shit and I go,
this is why I keep it over here. And I
must have put them in my pocket mindlessly. But I'm
telling you, this is all stress. It is all stress,
and it's a It's a terrible thing, and it fucking
ruined me. I come in here. Then the cameras won't connect,
this won't connect nows and the microphone's not connecting. The
computer's been restarted. It's like, holy shit, all I want
to do is have fun, right.
Speaker 3: Turn it off and go back to bell, start over
to morrow.
Speaker 1: No what Today's done?
Speaker 3: No, No, okay.
Speaker 1: This was this was the this is what I was
looking forward to. Dougie fresh in the house, whoo in
the house? Baby's I mean?
Speaker 3: Now we're good Saint Patty's Day, paray today, Yes, yep,
ratchat chat mm hmm. We're here, We're fired up, We're
ready to go. Yeah, I those frowns upside down.
Speaker 1: I am debating whether or not to go drinking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think today is a bad idea for me.
Speaker 3: You know what, I never drink when I'm in a
bad mood. I just you know what, It never gets better.
I think I could for me anyways. Well, the other
thing is that I would rather keeping on the rails
I got. I mean, I do have a lot going on.
Everybody has a lot going on. I've said this on
previous podcasts. I hate and I find myself saying it,
I'm so busy, I'm so busy. But it's not that now.
Speaker 1: It's the fucking stress, the stress and the and the
and the solo act of trying to hold everybody, not
just you, everybody together, and it's like fuck man, But.
Speaker 3: What said uh Lion? And Jerry Maguire, the athletes. Talking
to Tom Cruise's agent, he goes, you were hanging on
by a thread, and I love it. Sometimes that's that threading.
That thread will not break, my friend.
Speaker 1: I feel that way. You are the thread. You are
the thread.
Speaker 4: I feel that way Douggie.
Speaker 1: Doug was supposed to bring in his dad today, Yeah,
eighty one years old, eighty one David Kodak, guy Elvis impersonator.
Oh yeah. Unfortunately he couldn't make it. But the internet
has stepped in.
Speaker 3: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Was something even more important that my father, a listener,
has now challenged Doug oh boy, uh huh to eat
one hundred deviled eggs on the podcast. No's not gonna
do it.
Speaker 3: I am that cool hand loop.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah from cool Hand Lou.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fifty deviled eggs. And I think, you know what,
there was just a reel that I watched. I think
he only like twenty three throughout the takes, and I
think it was a three day take. And that was
one of the questions when he got approached by people.
Paul who I've seen biographies on him, he's you know,
people are like, oh, take off your glasses so I
can see your baby blue eyes, and how many eggs
did you actually eat? He's just like, you know, I'm
you know, just an entertainer and actor and you know,
sitning autographs. But that was one of the questions that
he got bothered by after a while. Sure you would,
you know, how many eggs did you? Who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: Well, Doug, you've already lost. Last week was twenty two.
You're down even more twenty six Wow, dude, yea dude,
twenty six pounds. And I thought the big thing.
Speaker 4: Was deviled eggs.
Speaker 3: Well, I downline and the Keto diet said it's good. Well,
it's not exactly Keto diet. I'm just eating less than
a lot of protein, and talking to a couple other people,
they are like, actually, doubled eggs surprisingly are good if
you're just doing proteins. So, yeah, I get a steak
at night, cut in half, have a few devil leggs
with it, then the other half for lunch.
Speaker 1: The next day is gonna be one sexy body built. Absolutely,
if you need a shirt that is built by deviled eggs,
this is the greatest because how many eggs.
Speaker 4: Do you think a normal human could eat before you.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying yeah, because in cool hand, Luke, it's
fifty eggs. Yes, But this guy says, and I may
have him come in. I may find a hundred devil eggs,
because devil eggs are halves, So to eat a hundred,
maybe we'd have him eat just because here's the thing.
It's the paprika, it's the mayonnaise, it's that stuff that
adds to the eggs. So maybe we should just do fifty.
But I would be willing to have this guy come
in and sit, sit on the podcast, and while we
do it, he's got to eat fifty deviled eggs.
Speaker 3: In two hours. I could probably eat fifty deviled eggs.
I mean they're just they're nice and smooth. Well right, right,
well speak Do you see these?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you see the top one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now, I told you I was changing my doing. I
told you I was changing my profile picture. It's a
deviled eggs and deviled eggs.
Speaker 1: Did you want your dating apps?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: And and I got two responses saying saying what, saying what?
Please tell me?
Speaker 3: I will, but I don't want to.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to you don't
want to tell me what I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you the second one?
Speaker 4: Why? Wait wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 3: Where was two?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: But why in the past week I told you I
was going to change it the double legs I did?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: So uh one person? It was a girl in Pennianne.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bit of a rock. This is the
second one.
Speaker 3: Yes, and she goes, I'm just really looking to connect
and I'd like to have a coffee buddy. So she
was fifty four, my height, no kids, perfect, So I
wrote her, well, well, okay, well not perfect, but I
am fifty five, no kids, and I said, hey, I'd
love to have a coffee date with you. Only problem
is I've done I've DJ'ed three weddings of Pennyenne. I've
got lost every time.
Speaker 4: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: She writes back two days later, I'm allergic to eggs. Yeah,
but so what, so what? That's what I said? And
I didn't write her back. Oh the first one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you gonna tell us what? She said?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: Seventy nine years old?
Speaker 1: Oh dugging fresh?
Speaker 3: I love devil eggs. Huh yeah, because I don't have
to put my teeth into eat.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, fucking Yes, this is perfect, This is
so you, This is so you. I deleted that winking
of you. No, I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tempt that. No play with her a little,
no play with her.
Speaker 1: I mean not in person? Online? Oh no, no, what
if you made a buddy out of it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: She had so many wrinkles, just like I'm like, oh,
this has gotta be it's so sweet.
Speaker 1: I have you think it's a fake profile? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm my god, I'm gonna have to tell a bill
about this.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yes, this is amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't have to put my teeth in to eat them. Well,
that shouldn't be getting me hard.
Speaker 1: But I'll speak of the eggs a little hard, right, Yes, man,
we're talking deviled and boiled. Wow, jesus, I'll.
Speaker 3: Keep it out for another week. See if I get
any any more.
Speaker 1: Bites.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm using the wrong I'm a terrible fisherman.
Speaker 1: Well, how long you want to leave that experiment up
with the devil leggs? It's your profile picture? Maybe one
more week?
Speaker 3: I mean, nothing else is working so but the web,
the dating sites. I think it's just something to do
in your when you're bored, really, you know, just looking
at who's that and then judging or oh she's cute
and put a like or something.
Speaker 1: Same way with women. Mm hmm. Somewhere I see I'm
thinking about this devil legg challenge. I want to get
that woman in which one the one who takes your teeth? No,
I want to see your gum the eggs? Do you
know slop you that much?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 4: Come on, think about that for a second.
Speaker 3: I don't want to come on. That is like that
would turn you on. Maybe we wouldn't have a challenge.
It wouldn't the guy and the woman. Yes, that's what
I'm saying, but it wouldn't turn me on. You want
to know what you're right, because right I get a
little excited. That means you turned on. You know what
turns me on?
Speaker 1: But how fucking uncomfortable you do, that's what turns me on.
So I'm such an asshole that I love the fact
that you will be so uncomfortable through this whole thing.
Speaker 3: I saw that and I'm just like, oh God, this
is my like, this is this is my life right here.
I'm like seventy nine and like stubbled eggs with no teeth,
I'm like, is this really like that movie with Jack Nicholson?
Speaker 1: Is this as good as it gets?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what do you say?
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything. I deleted it and I don't
even remember she she liked me to start, so I
just looked at it and I yeah, thank you, goodbye?
Speaker 1: Right, Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, and the other one, I'm allergic to doubled eggs. Well,
that's not all I cook.
Speaker 1: So why respond? You know what I mean, like, why
even respond? I'm looking for a coffee, Boddy, Oh, but
I'm allergic to eggs.
Speaker 3: I'm not bringing deviled eggs a Starbucks for crying out. Hey,
anybody want to buy me a free coffee? You can
have three doubled eggs, just two ingredients.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Somewhere out there, there's a guy who thinks he can
eat a hundred deviled eggs.
Speaker 4: I mean there is.
Speaker 1: The guy wrote us I would like to in the
near future.
Speaker 4: I wanted.
Speaker 1: There's something in the works. I don't want to say
too much about it right now because there's nothing concrete
enough to give were cookie show No, well we could.
I mean, if you ever want to film yourself making
deviled eggs, I'll put that everywhere. If you send me that,
I'll have our the people who handle that. Alex is
fantastic and she would would get that all up.
Speaker 3: You know what. I could do that and if somebody film.
Speaker 1: Me, you could have somebody film you, or I mean
you could just set your camera up and just talk
to it as you do it, if.
Speaker 3: Somebody film me, okay, because yeah, right, I hear you.
I guess I could do it with one hand.
Speaker 1: Not that much. No, But I think the real villain
in the devil egg eating competition, there's a villain.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the egg. I think it's the mayonnaise.
I think the mayonnaise would hurt after a while. Don't
you think does it clock? I don't know. Oh yeah,
it does well, depend I can't. I think it's high cholesterol.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: One hundred devil eggs. One hundred devil eggs equals like
a gallon of mayo.
Speaker 3: Is not inherently bad for you, but it is a
calorie dense, high fit kind of meant best consumed in moderation.
Speaker 4: There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. So I mean nobody's just no, but halfway
through you're eating a warm egg. Salad concentrate is really
what's going on here?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: We have the fridge, you don't have to just one
after another, and as you get closer to the end,
they're getting warmer. So it's a big challenge going up
that mountain. No, you have them in the fridge. One
hundred deviled eggs.
Speaker 1: Ah, boy, well if we got I'm trying to debate
because I only say, based on cool hand Luke, fifty eggs, right.
Devil eggs are half the egg right right, half, so
out of.
Speaker 3: One egg eating more right, manna.
Speaker 1: So that's why I would say, maybe we just do fifty.
Speaker 3: And it's not going to be in an hour? Is
that what he wants an hour?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he wants, but I'll find out.
Speaker 3: I think he just wants eggs. I would do the
grandson of the coolman.
Speaker 5: Aaron Harry, they found somebody, get into Benified and get
me ten deviled eggs, get my teeth out of the
glass and water.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that is so funny.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting all week to tell you, and you
came in today and he said, I'm having this. I'm
having that laughter. And what I said, I said, buddy.
Speaker 1: I got something something for you.
Speaker 4: I guess what.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling good, good, I'm feeling better.
Speaker 1: For laughter is the best medicine. Absolutely, laughter is the
best medicine. And you know, you start to see that
the overreaction to things, and and what I try to
recognize in myself is it's not the keys that I
lost that is making all this ridiculous stuff. It's all
the other ships that I'm not able to really sit
and process or feel the feelings of because I like
to avoid feeling the feelings. And there's some upsetting things.
You know, there's just some upsetting things, and.
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of like a card house. You're doing okay,
then it's getting tougher, and it's getting tougher, and it's
tougher and it's all piling up and take that one
card and everything falls down, and that's where you lose
it or you just sometimes I'm one that and I
haven't done this a long time, but you know, sometimes
you need a good cry, you need a day of yourself,
you need that release of steam.
Speaker 1: That is very very important. I a friend of mine,
I had a really really great night last night, just
a fantastic time friend of mine. His wife threw a
surprise fiftieth for him, and I don't know if I
should say this or not. Well we don't know the names. Okay,
So somebody apparently had tipped him off. So he decided
that she had turned fifty in the fall and he
had put together a party.
Speaker 4: But they have a student athlete in.
Speaker 1: Their family who is exceptional and going to go d
one the whole thing. So the team makes it to
States the weekend that the party was going to be,
so they're out of ten in another part of New York.
So it didn't happen. So once he found this out,
he invited all her friends.
Speaker 3: To her Oh yeah, to his party, just to try
to that's kind of nice. Yeah, we're gonna celebrate both
of ours, have a big, bigger party.
Speaker 1: But he had buddies who flew in college buddies. You know,
it's really awesome and I had just such a great time,
and it was you know, those are.
Speaker 3: The ones that you don't want to end. I mean,
you just don't stop talking, you don't stop drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I didn't knock in the morning.
Speaker 1: I didn't know a lot of people there. No, no,
but I had a great time. Yeah. And uh, one
of the people that I was talking to, all of
a sudden we started talking about something and the word
emotional came up and the guy goes, yeah, sometimes you
just got it.
Speaker 4: And it was like an.
Speaker 1: Odd conversation for two guys who were more acquaintances than
anything to have at a party.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that's how it goes.
Speaker 1: But it was like, you know, because we were talking
about somebody else who we thought maybe there and how
this guy is a little iravetic medicine. He can do
things and talk to you and tappy.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that word. I wouldn't even know how
to spell it.
Speaker 1: Ay, you know it's it's really an ancient Indian from India, Uh, Indian.
Speaker 4: Medicine.
Speaker 1: And then tune into the body and can kind of
tell you a lot about yourself and the guy. The
guy could sit with you for ten minutes and then
tell you this is true the worst years of your
life that are blocking you right now from having more.
Speaker 3: That's his job. He opens up well, or opens up
I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what the guy does for real,
but he does a lot of stuff and he's an
empty as well medical doctor, but he's also trained in
this iravetic and it is.
Speaker 3: To make you feel refreshed. Listening to this, I sat.
Speaker 1: Down and cried really one and he did this to me. Wow,
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3: Were you in a separate room or just there I
was with him, just.
Speaker 1: He and I just and he holds your wrist for
two minutes. It feels the pulse and stuff. And then
said to me, I'm going to tell you something that
you're not expecting me to say, because I had I'm
expecting to hear you know, nineteen seventy seven when the
baby sitter, how'd you put his penis in your mouth?
You know that, you know that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm expecting.
Speaker 3: Standtrack Bill, that's what you no.
Speaker 4: But do you understand?
Speaker 1: Yes? And he goes and he tells me the years,
and I went.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: He tells you the years?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, yep, so part and every I don't know, I
can't say, but you enjoyed it. I felt like it
was accurate. And anybody else in this group, and these
are all highly educated people with ehds, like we're not
talking you know what I mean? We're not talking like
some guy. Hey, you know how I ruse my life?
I got the tarot card. Said that's not exactly right.
So and this guy I'm talking to, another highly educated guy,
is like, heyailed it, nailed it. And then he said
I had my wife. And then he goes, well, I
had my daughter come and she was going to be
out for the season with an ankle injury. And he
sat with her for a couple of minutes and within
a week she was back. I don't know, I'm just
saying right again energy, Well that's what I believe, Doug.
But I know you want to make fun of me. Well,
I just brought it up. I want to make fun
of you, Yes you do. No, I don't.
Speaker 4: Yes you do, because I make fun of you for
devil DG.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't make fun of back people.
Speaker 1: You don't make fun of what make.
Speaker 3: Fun back at people? No, I give you a perfect
as an example. I'm working last night or two weeks ago. Well,
I shouldn't probably put this on there, but I'll tell
you all air oh god, all right. So I'm making
this drink and somebody asked for a dry martini. So
I'm there and all I did was ask her, how
do you want there? And the guy I'm working with,
well the drive. The driver moves and he grabs it
out of the well and goes, this is what she
wants with it rin forever. But what a fucking asshole.
So and then he got pissed off that everybody was
coming in and asking me about turks and caicos and
how is your sunburn? And at midnight I'm sitting there,
I on dog sitting and I get a text. You know,
you're so selfish and you think your stories are cool
and everybody's sick of you, and that works there that
all you want to do is promote yourself. And I'm like,
I didn't even get past the second sentence and called
him and I said, are you fucking drunk? I'm like,
you can't let a week go by that you're not
telling everybody your ailments and you're doing this and you're
people are coming in that like me asking me about
my sunburn they saw and smiling. I go, you're a
fucking hypocrite and an asshole. I go, I'm done.
Speaker 1: So this is another adult male.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the past two weeks now he grabs the
dry remooth Now we have older customers there and sometimes
as they like their drink. Now, if you say dry martini,
driver remooth, some people I go, you want a lot
of remoth, a little overmouth. Okay, so you just want
shaken vodka. Yes, that's not a martini, that's just shaken vodka.
But I don't tell him that. I just say, okay,
I'll just shake it. Sure, what's a big deal. If
that's what you think of martini is fine. Some people
don't want a cherry in their Manhattan. I was always
told cherry little sherry do.
Speaker 1: Love my dad.
Speaker 4: We used to get my dad.
Speaker 1: Would you could tell.
Speaker 3: How many had how many cherry steps?
Speaker 1: Well, he would give us to the cherrys. And the
reason cherry stems on the table.
Speaker 3: And you go, oh boy, right, when you have somebody,
you know, it's not a bad thing. It's just how
they like their drink.
Speaker 1: And he's being a fucking asshole in front of me. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now he's asked me where the wine is, where the
yingling is, where this is? And I don't say anything back,
which I want to, but I just won't embarrass him
in front of people or get into it, I think.
And that's the problem. When you bark back at people
like that, then all of a sudden they're offended and
asking you why you're doing that, and it just it
just gets tiresome.
Speaker 1: So now I'm just hanging on a second when it's
just me and you're allowed to pick on me. Yes,
you understand if you were going to make fun of me.
Speaker 3: For a really good time. I'm not just picking up
little snowballs.
Speaker 1: I want a big boulders snow and I don't joke.
Speaker 3: About people emotional.
Speaker 1: You know, No, no, no, I'll get you, mister bud Whistle.
I'm so glad you're here. Uh, we'll take a moment.
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Speaker 3: On a good afternoon. A mandie, It's just a sent
to Petris D. I hope the blurring your stone is
shining on you. Oh do you have the Dougie fresh here?
The sawer crowd eating? Do you use sower crowd?
Speaker 1: On St?
Speaker 3: Patty's Day?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, I want to say Shirley O'Brien on Saint Patty's Day,
biggest hor I ever saw? Really?
Speaker 1: Yes, what do you call?
Speaker 3: You call her a door? Now? Because everybody got the turn?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you call? Somebody sent this
to night.
Speaker 3: It's a friend of mine is coming in about a
couple of months. Irish friend, Pattio furniture. He's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I want to go Fitzpatrick Patrick Fitzmichael. You never heard
of that one. No, the gay irishman. No, two gay irishmen. Oh, Michael,
Fitzpatrick Patrick Fitzmichael.
Speaker 3: Well there you go. We won't be doing that under
the road.
Speaker 1: How about the and somebody sent me this goes Hey,
what do you call Irish lesbian? So I'm thinking of
all these different things any rays back Gaelic?
Speaker 3: Yes, I did just hear that.
Speaker 4: It was like, all right, okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got it. You know what The greatest was my
my grandparents neighbors, and they they their homes were very
close and they were very tight. And it was the Mallins.
Speaker 4: What was their name?
Speaker 1: And I loved missus Mallan. She was a little bit
younger than my grandmother, had the same name, old school name,
Agnes Agnes, but Agnes. This Agnes was from Ireland and
her husband was probably first or second generation American from Ireland,
and I think he was NYPD and my grandfather was
was it that comment? Back then? The Irish were oh yeah, police, yeah.
And my grandfather was a fireman in New York City
and uh, there was a time she fucking lost her
ship and I'm down at my grandparents and I used
to love to just spend like a week there. And
I would get up early in the morning because I
was a kid, and my grandmother, because my grandfather sometimes
worked odd shifts, so sometimes he had to work nights,
so she would keep it like cool and dark in
the house and he would sleep, and you know, so
I would go out and I would be fully dressed.
And they had what I referred to as a bottle
cap pool. It's above ground pool, but it looks like
a bottle cap in the shape. And uh. I would
sit on an in or tube, fully dressed and just
wait for my grandmother to wake up and freak out.
And she would and it was very entertaining to me. Well,
one morning, I'm up and all of a sudden, I
can hear fucking yelling from I can't make out what's
being said. It's that thick Irish brogue and she is
going fucking nuts, and all of a sudden, all mister
Mallin's clothes are fucking flying out the window into their pool. Really,
Jesus Christ, Jimmy, your fucking ass o. You I told you,
And the ship's flying and all of a sudden, I
don't even know how they hurt it. My grandfather's running
out in his boxers and his tanked up.
Speaker 4: Can't be that bed, he can't be that bed. Jimmy's
a good man. Jimmy's a good man.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know what the fuck's happening. He doesn't
even know what the fight's about. He's no idea. But
the houses are that close, right, And I just remember
it was the most.
Speaker 3: You were there.
Speaker 1: Right. I'm sitting in the.
Speaker 4: Pool in an inner two.
Speaker 1: No one knew I was watching close.
Speaker 3: It's like eight, and you're like, what you the first
time you see something like that, you don't know what's?
Scared out of your mind?
Speaker 4: Scared out of my mind.
Speaker 1: It was entertained as shit. I'm like, this is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 4: She's fighting. You had to see.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget he had these blue pants. It might
have been his uniform. I have no idea. They just
came fucking gliding down and right into the pool and
they's floated on top like they skid it across the
top of the water.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Hey, you fight Dazu KRISI and I loved her. I
thought she was so pretty.
Speaker 4: And just workful.
Speaker 3: Those older women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta think, like, man, she gotta be maybe
fifteen years younger than my grandparents. So I'm thinking if
that's the case, she was in her late thirties then
late thirties. Yeah, missus Robinson was only thirty eight. Yeah,
allegedly allegedly in the movie.
Speaker 3: I just watched it not too long ago.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, graduate, yeah that was who was it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I know, but who's the woman? Is a Margaret?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I forget who it was. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was always surprised at because she looked so much
older to me. And I don't know if it's our
technology now that makes people look at her we just
live better, I don't know. I don't know. Speaking of
that while you look that up and Bancroft and Bangcroft when.
Speaker 3: She didn't have the not to be mean, but I
mean the body because it it flashed on her breasts
and her bottom and this that and yeah, even in
today's standards.
Speaker 1: Look at you.
Speaker 3: God, Well, I date older women. I'm like, I've banged
better than that. She's younger than half the woman I
sleep with. Yeah, that'd be judgmental.
Speaker 4: Oh no, the.
Speaker 1: Latest one wants to take her teeth out.
Speaker 4: It could be a good time.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I bet you she could eat deviled eggs.
Speaker 4: Right, she might play with your Easter basket, buddy.
Speaker 3: She give me a chocolate bunny, that's right?
Speaker 4: Is that what they call it?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: You know bunnies like to burrow?
Speaker 1: They do, Yes.
Speaker 3: A little bunny, honey, snuggle bunny.
Speaker 1: I came across the story about Cindy Crawford.
Speaker 3: Cindy Crawford, she was married to Richard Gear years ago,
the allegations of a hamster or gerbil or something, and
then a got divorced. To that point, the two hottest
beautiful people in the world got married, and I think
he was probably twelve years older than I don't think
they're the exact same age. I think no older aged
very well. I mean, my sister still loves Richard Gear,
same as them.
Speaker 1: I always think that how did that story go viral
before viral was a thing. You're right, you know what
I mean? Everybody heard about Richard gear or Greer or.
Speaker 3: However, nobody had ever heard that before about it.
Speaker 1: I think his family's from Syracuse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought his parents Syracuse.
Speaker 1: Ye, Tom is Tom Kenney the voice of SpongeBob is
he was a comic and then wound.
Speaker 4: Up with that case.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember either. I think I was in
high school.
Speaker 1: Yes, you were, because I was too. And how did
we all hear it?
Speaker 3: Like? I don't even remember E Entertainment or.
Speaker 4: You Tonight Breaking.
Speaker 3: I mean the Inquire and the Star if I remember,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they were I heard it, Yes, yes,
that and Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pump
because he had so much semen in the stomach. It
was another one I had heard. I never remember, okay,
but it was there.
Speaker 3: It was it what do they call urban legends?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did you hear the one of the snut joke where
the girl comes home and that she wants to go
out in the roommate says no, I'll stay here, and
she she forgets a purse and she goes back and
the lights are dark, and then she gets her purse.
She doesn't turn like time and she comes back in.
The roommate said, and on the on the mirror in
their bedroom, rights, good thing it didn't turn the lights on.
Speaker 1: That was a big one. When I went to Courtland.
Speaker 3: Heard that that was wait wait wait wait, So somebody
had broken a guy in the room, killed a roommate
and she went back and didn't turn the lights on.
I got a person left and the guy wrote, good
thing it didn't turn the lights on. That was widespread
or the guy or the one roommate. The guy he
was complaining about his anu is herding and he went
to the doctor and thought he was having anal sex
and then they found out that his roommate kept a
can of trade or whatever.
Speaker 1: Knocked him out. I heard that in two different collages.
I never no, no, maybe I didn't. I don't remember
those exactly.
Speaker 3: I had a take of ether.
Speaker 1: Well oh yeah right right, Uh that would put you out, sure,
or chloroform or you know, we could go down that
rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: But the weird the weird thing is like with Richard
Greer that and the Gerbil, like where did it come?
From and I never I never really thought it was real,
did you.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there was strange stuff evolving. I mean sex
has been around, for sure, but like a million years
ago about what what do you think we're going to
come up with? That wasn't chizzled on the Egyptian pyramids
sead of maybe old man walking a wheelbarrow, But I
mean I never heard that position. Yeah, I do you
fresh there's deviled eggs Egyptian Pyramids.
Speaker 4: The fact I just.
Speaker 3: There's an old woman on this pyramid in her teeth
around the other pyramid. Richard gem Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't understand how all that.
Speaker 4: Survived.
Speaker 3: Like the long standing infamous rumor about Richard Gere involving
a gerbil is a completely untrue urban legging that originated.
Speaker 1: In the nineteen eighties. Yes, but why, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Who started it, and probably somebody didn't like him.
Speaker 4: Right, but he was.
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing was like, sorry, I'm moving the
calendar out of your face.
Speaker 3: Oh it's your show, my nice thin face.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wanted to No, it just seems odd to me
like that guy went on, Look in the world that
we live in now, where people get canceled for stuff.
You think you would think if there was any truth
to this, they're putting them on a set. Absolutely, it
makes money, No, I get it, but like that could
become the biggest turn off. Or maybe not, maybe it
goes the other way. But he never addressed it, and
his career went on and he was.
Speaker 3: I think when you address it, dress it, you add
a little truth of course that never happened, instead of just.
Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody ever brought it up in an interview.
And I mean, I've never heard it seene, but I'm
not saying that. But those get edited, So is it possible.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'd have to look at home and.
Speaker 1: Well, I came across this story about Cindy Crawford's morning routine.
Speaker 4: She wakes up at six am. She listens to.
Speaker 1: A Bible app dry, brushes her skin, doses excuse me, doses,
does does red light therapy on her face, drinks apple
cider vinegar, walks barefoot in the grass for grounding, sits
in a jacuzzi, and then goes to the gym for
plates and trampoline work. And the whole morning routine takes
about two and a half hours, which made me realize.
Speaker 3: I get up and go to the bathroom, go back
to bed, rub one off, get up, have a couple
of eggs, do three pushups, and start my day. It
takes twenty minutes, and then go uber to make enough
money to buy more eggs and manise.
Speaker 4: What are you doing today? Eggs and mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: Eggs and mayonnaise is my motivation for this job. So
I maybe like because I remember I had for many
many years, had to be up by like three o'clock
in the morning. Yeah, three fifteen in the morning.
Speaker 4: And that was tough.
Speaker 1: But the online reactions to her were split into two camps.
One You're so inspiring and the other, of course she
can do this, she's rich.
Speaker 3: That has nothing to do with it. Really self motivation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm really, really really impressed to hear you say that,
because the thing is, when does success become something we
mock instead of admire. Do you understand I'm saying, Look,
we could There can be the argument that Cindy Crawford
won the genetic lottery. Cindy Crawford is nearly sixty years
old now, and she's kept her body.
Speaker 3: Well, that's one of the things where I see these
posts we're all equal or all treaty, We're not all equal.
I mean, I'm never gonna look like Sidney Crawford.
Speaker 1: She's thank god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna be that tall. You're you're gonna
have a genetics for your hair if you can grow
a beard. You know, it's just you have to. I
admire people more than they accept themselves and feel so
comfortable in their shell. And they said that about Yogi Berrat.
Yogi Berra was one of the guys I heard this
in an interview. He felt more comfortable than anybody I knew.
And if you ever seen Yogi Berra, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's some people that I know, I just love
hanging out with them because there's just so comfortable and
take nothing seriously and where I take things at heart
sometimes or you know, different scale up and down. But yeah,
I mean I look at Charlie Sheen. He's the exact
obbuence of that with all his drugs and cocaine and
hookers and everything.
Speaker 1: So it's all your path life.
Speaker 4: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: You know, here's the thing that always kind of gets
me a little bit because we see a wealthy person's
routine and immediately becomes must be nice. But that same
culture says the American dream. Work hard and chase that
American dream, you know, work hard and be this. And
so I go, which one is it?
Speaker 4: Like? You're going to be?
Speaker 1: Cindy Crawford opens up her world a little bit some people,
and it's sort of that success first resentment and and
I don't know, I have often thought this will not
probably be a very very popular thought, but people who
have built amazing things in this world that we live in, uh,
often get villainized all of a sudden, where you hate them.
They go from being oh wow, that's pretty impressive too.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a headline. What do you mean, it's a
it's an instant headline. If you go through your phone,
there'll be three or four different headlines about this person's
sorty nine ers the bills. So let's just make that
explosive headline. But then nobody reads the article. Yeah, journalism,
my opinion has gone down. They're gonna those four sentences
this is what Cindy Crawford does, and you will. You
will have a few, not a lot, I would say,
but they'll try to emulate her. And I will be
sort of like Cidey Crawford. If I do this, yeah,
well that's good for you.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: You know, I know people who do like the red
light therapy and stuff, and it's not any're right, there
is a.
Speaker 3: They're not hurting anybody, no, And I'm not one of
those people. Why the fuck you're doing that? You know,
if there was a guy in Johnny Carson years ago,
I don't know why popped. He was one hundred one
years old. He took a shot of Worcestershire sauce every day.
Speaker 1: That was this thing. Why you lived one hundred and one?
I don't know.
Speaker 3: But Worcester share wish your shirt doubled eggs.
Speaker 1: Man, if he was alive today, he would be all
over social media, like seriously, they would. He would be
sponsored by Worcester here. Yeah, absolutely, and that would be
the way that is. I don't know, man, I there's
a thing instead of like roasting rich people, why aren't
we asking them how they got the success they got? Right?
You know, the genetic lottery. You can't really argue, Okay,
you're you're born a certain way. You even pointed that out.
I mean, she's Okay, she hit the genetic power ball,
I got that, But genetics alone doesn't produce a forty
plus year career.
Speaker 4: And that's the thing that I.
Speaker 3: Well, being a model, she went from superstar young. I
don't know if she was on Remember the Genes was
its commercial with those sports illustrated Yeah, souper yeah. And
I mean she just aged gracefully. Whereas you see other people,
you know they're getting work done, You're like, then you
really judge them, yes, don't.
Speaker 1: Worry about a yea yeah.
Speaker 3: See Meg Ryan, she looks like the joke. I'm like, Jesus,
why would you ever do that? And they're just fighters
hanging on to their youth or this is Kenny Rodgers
is another one, and you're like, God, why you know
we're gonna we're gonna accept you. And for the people
that aren't or you think you have to look younger, don't.
Speaker 1: No, And I think there are I think there is.
Speaker 3: If it's one thing, I know, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but working in all strip clubs, thousands of women, the
beauty is in the inside. Because I've worked with some
of the hottest women you ever can see, and when
they open their mouth I'm like, shut the fuck up.
I'm like, you have nothing to talk about. It's all
about you. You're rude, you're kind of sending, and you're selfish,
and I want to hang out with you at a
baseball game. I mean that's a bad example, but you
know what I mean. Then you talk to somebody and
that you really enjoy talking to them, there is you know,
and they might not be a Cindy Crawford, but in
my eyes they are because their beauty is emulating out.
Speaker 6: And such depth, depth, depth to Doug for real, because
I often when I when I hear things like this,
I think, where does luck end and discipline begin?
Speaker 1: Because that's a discipline in what Sidney Crawford's doing every day.
She's doing it. Yeah, and I but she certainly looks
like she's doing it. She's remained in shape. And your
body changes. We know this, your tabolism slows down. It's
probably even bigger changes for women with you know, parentimenopause,
menopause and all kids and having kids and all that stuff.
And I don't know, you know, if we say work hard, succeed,
build wealth, and then culturally resent people once they get that,
what message are we sending that's the thing that I
always wonder and I have thought, And this is what
I was going to say earlier when I said it's
not a very popular opinion, but you know, this whole
idea of sometimes tax the rich more, tax the rich,
tax the rich, Well, the.
Speaker 3: Only thing that's that's a magic. We're gonna have smoking
mirrors over here, but I'm gonna talk about taxing the
risk because they don't take care of everything.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: And the only part that bothers me a little bit
about that is it feels like we're punishing people for
being successful. And I understand that there's probably somebody listening
that's going, well, some people are born into that and
they should be dated and do it. No, but someone
somewhere along the line busted their ass and built something amazing.
Speaker 4: They just did.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can hate Elon Musk, and maybe there's
many reasons to hate him for things he said, whatever
he's done, I don't know, but that guy started out
by building PayPal, and he and his brother would like sleep.
They sleep slept in shifts to get the code right
on all that. And all I'm saying is those are
the people that are changing the world and working ridiculously hard.
I don't. I mean, I know that it's easy to
point fingers to go, but they're bad, okay.
Speaker 3: But they haven't done anything to me. No, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Well, you'll hear stuff like with Amazon and Bezos and
I don't know again again, mostly headlines.
Speaker 3: They're not knocking in my door waking me up at
five o'clock in the morning. And Boss is just something that, Hey,
anybody that's gonna vote out there and you're poor, we're
gonna go after those guys the rich, because you're not rich,
and we're gonna get your vote.
Speaker 1: And that's all it is, in my opinion. Maybe you
may be right. I just uh am. I always say,
why would you.
Speaker 3: Bring it up at presidentials? We're gonna go We're gonna
get the taxes from you can't even budget the fucking balance,
and yet you're gonna fix it with these guys. No
stop budget. It's been in studies. My buddy told me
this years ago. If you took all the money in
the world and you divide it up evenly, sooner or
later it would come back. The rich would make themselves
rich again, the poor would stay poor. In the middle class,
would you know, and all in how you use it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you.
Speaker 3: Give and I hate to say this, you know, three
hundred thousand dollars if somebody doesn't know how to use it.
In fact, myself, I would probably blow a lot of
it on concerts and fun and new golf clubs instead
of preparing for the future, because this is what I'm
used to and this is what I do. So I
don't get mad at the rich. I mean, they're not
They're not bothering me. I wish the rich could get
together and lower inflation.
Speaker 1: I think that would help everybody. They certainly have a
mind for money in some ways, or they've done something
so extraordinary that it's changed our lives to a certain degree.
Speaker 4: I mean, certainly Steve.
Speaker 1: Jobs and the iPhones we all have, and Bill Gates,
these sort of things. And sure, are they evil people?
Speaker 4: After that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure. You know, I know
there's gonna be things like, well, you're not talking about
what they did after they got them, Okay, Okay. All
I'm talking about is here's a woman that'll get torn
down and all she's showing you is if this is
her daily routine, fair question, I ask, that's disciplined and yes.
Speaker 3: One of the questions that come up here is the time, Cindy,
would you do during the day? Why do I wake
up and I do this and I do that? But
also watching some reels on Facebook, I mean, yes, one
that's come up a lot is Kurt Russell, and I
think it's the anniversary of the thing. But yeah, it's
great to see Kurt Russell. I love his work and
he's just doing a job as an actor. But he
can't want from A to B without fifty people yelling
his name for an autograph, for taking pictures? Right, what
I wanted? That probably only not but Kurt Russell. But
what a long career, the lifetime achieving. I mean, I
love Harrison Ford, but he he started eight years old
in the World's Fair with Elvis, which my dad will
tell you about. But seven decades decades, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that is amazing when you think about that.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Somebody's texting me where I am and I don't talk
to this person often I'm wondering if she's in the
parade and needs an uber ride.
Speaker 1: She's drunk, all right?
Speaker 3: Well, well, no, go ahead, No, she won't tell me,
Just like I just want to be sure I will
get some Texas today and that's fine. In fact, I
put it on our picture. Hey, have a great time
of the parade, Happy Sat pays a don't drink and
drive uber.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So all right, Doug, we'll take a moment.
Speaker 1: Something has happened locally and I have a very different take,
and then other people have on this.
Speaker 4: We'll see where you go. You have surprised me today.
Speaker 1: I have. I saw depth that I haven't seen from Doug.
There was a depth to you about being attracted to
a person's actual person and personality than to their physical appearance.
And I think it's usually a combination of that.
Speaker 3: You know, I think personality is very sexy, especially if
I can get you laugh.
Speaker 1: If you can get me to laugh, Oh god, that's
my greatest I had someone made me laugh so hard
last night. Yeah, yep, just doing what I would do,
but from a different gender. It was just it was
fucking delightful here, so delightful to hear. All Right, we
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goes you know WHAT i always said him and he's
done a bit. Roles he was In Spider man for
quick speaking part as a man a key and other.
Things but he texted me every now and. Then i'm, like,
HEY i want To, Yeah i'm time to get you
in AND i always forget about it with everything else going.
On sure that's why you got it. Right, well if
you if you text me that, Information I'll i'll leave
a look at.
Speaker 1: That, uh there's an interesting story, locally AND I i'm
gonna have maybe a different. Tape not certainly not the right,
One i'll, say for a bipopular, OPINION i don't think
it's out Of Wayne. County about a sixty six year
old technology teacher's name Is Eric, simpson and he's now
facing federal charges after prosecutors say he hosted prostitution parties
at his home In massdon for several. Years several, years
according to the, indictment tuition, parties prostitution Party. Scott according
to the Indictment, simpson who allegedly went by the Nickname.
Speaker 4: Major. Hands Major. Hands, okay all, right.
Speaker 1: What organized parties where sex workers and customers would meet
and negotiate. Services prosecutors say he promoted the events through,
email set a cover, charge told guestsport to parks who
wouldn't look, suspicious and coordinated with women who would be.
There sarady say this went on from twenty twenty one
through twenty twenty. Five, okay we in the pandemic in
twenty twenty, ONE i don't even remember. Anymore, yeah it
was to tail. End, YEAH i think, right because we're
really twenty twenty that. Spring, yeah we were definitely.
Speaker 4: Still don't have to wear a, runner but make sure
you wear it.
Speaker 1: Mask he's been charged federally with using interstate communications to
promote and manage a prostitution and.
Speaker 4: Enterprise he cleted not. Guilty the school, District OH i
forgot save children, Where, yeah that is.
Speaker 1: Exactly it where he alleged where the alleged conduct happened
outside of school and background checks at the time of
hiring didn't flag.
Speaker 4: Anything so.
Speaker 1: My question is is this really that bad or is
this one of those things that's illegal mostly because we
decided it. SHOULDN'T i think prostitution should be.
Speaker 4: Illegal, yeah AND i think you should have a brothel
there were blood.
Speaker 3: Checks, sure, yeah, Yeah meaning that says you can loan
friend your, money you can loan money to your, friend
and you can get sex with your, friend but you
can't loan money to your friend have.
Speaker 4: Sex does then makes?
Speaker 1: Sense that's a good.
Speaker 4: Point NOW i think it would cut down on uh.
Speaker 1: Violence as well, well, potentially, sure. Potentially here's the thing
THAT i often think sometimes just because it's, illegal does
that automatically make it? Immoral just because it's. DOESN'T i
don't find that Amral, Okay and there would be people
do if.
Speaker 3: You're lonely and, GOD i really like to hold a
woman just for a little, while you, know maybe not
even to have sex with, Her, okay it's one hundred
dollars for an, hour just just like, yeah, exactly just
to have some physical. Connection BECAUSE i think there's worse.
THING i think it's worse that we legalize We, WELL.
Speaker 1: I was just going to, SAY i was just going
to say gambling was, illegal, Right marijuana was, illegal now
we tax. It, now what's that alcohol was?
Speaker 4: Illegal during pro.
Speaker 3: Amission oh, yeah and then we, text, right and you
know how much we? Text the cigarettes In New York.
CITY i, know it's fucking. RIDICULOUS i think a pack
of cigarettes marble lights are fifteen. Dollars, yeah but we
can't balance a budget our.
Speaker 1: PROSTITUTION i think just thinks they're about controlling behavior society finds.
UNCOMFORTABLE i really. DO i think that's put it in A.
YEAH i, mean, look they legalize it in the state
Of nevada in certain a certain.
Speaker 4: Difference, YEAH i Don. Vegas, no but it's you, know
there's a.
Speaker 1: Chicken ranch and, yeah AND i. Forget there's another. Thing
he consumer Was Dennis Hoff he said him on the
radio a lot and before he, died and he was
the one who had THE hbo show there Was brothels
or somebody forgive.
Speaker 3: Him oh the Cat, house The Cat. House, yes, YEAH
i did watch. Those, yeah some of THOSE i thought
were set out but, actors but maybe. Not well you
have to do you do have to sight off on
it and that you're going to be showing that. There, yeah,
right so seem as a taxika. Confessions that was the.
Speaker 4: Way.
Speaker 1: Uh One Father's, day we were looking for a single
then who hate got along just without being. Late and
so For Father's day we had a trip out to
The Bunny ranch throw.
Speaker 4: Ha he gave it to. Us we got the fight
fights paid for and all this.
Speaker 1: Stuff and the guy was great on the radio because
when he came, back you, know, horrible he said a fucking.
Worstrap he, Goes i'm stuck in the middle of fucking.
Nowhere they put me up in this room and he,
goes it's like a bunch of trailers connected. Together they did,
it and he's, like, YEAH i got a. Girl the
whole thing just sounded it just sound really. Really i's so.
Speaker 10: Bad i'm, like Oh, god this poor fucking, guy and
everybody knew in his like in his, life right he
wanted to trip right from a radio show to go.
Speaker 3: Out, yeah so oh was there was, Something oh there
Was uh she did right back going to see one
of The facebook dating there was somebody that wanted to
wanted to dominate, guys and, uh it's for you in
THIS i mean almost like a. Prostitute So i'm, like, hey,
yeah it was like three hundred miles away And i'm, like,
Hey i'm interested in.
Speaker 1: This a new.
Speaker 3: Podcast you want to talk and maybe we'll get, Chat,
aaron nobody will know who you. Are you, know sounds very,
interesting she wrote, back every now and none of those. Dominatrix,
yes there's people that like that. STUFF i, mean you,
KNOW i just think, no, no, no, no and then,
NO i get. It but even, there, right who's the?
Speaker 1: Victim but if if we have, pain consenting adults doing,
things who's the? Victim nobody's the. Victim and you, know
others say adults should be free to make choices of
their own.
Speaker 4: With their own. Bodies we hear that a. Lot SO
i don't want To, yeah fighting for every Other, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: You, KNOW i JUST i.
Speaker 1: Don't it just seems, like, uh, PATERNALISM i would call.
Speaker 4: It is another big. One you're pulling out all these big.
Words what do you mean two syllables with? Me what
are you talking? ABOUT i didn't pull out the other big? Words,
yeah the other one.
Speaker 1: Earlier, OH.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what it.
Speaker 1: Was and the thing, is here's the here's the part
THAT i.
Speaker 4: Know why don't we do a comedy show for, hookers
just for, hookers free entry before and after the showy
or for?
Speaker 3: FREE i, think BUT i guess now some of you've
already been working at, GOSH i don't.
Speaker 4: Know If i'm in a comedy show Red, LOBSTER i.
Speaker 1: Washing, Everybody, uh the part THAT i was wondering. About
AND i haven't seen much outcry from. Anybody AND i
don't know that they said the district could maybe some
way inccounting. Schools i'm not.
Speaker 4: Sure but.
Speaker 1: Does someone's private life matter if it doesn't involve students
for the? Workplace because teachers, drink you, know and and
there are bars that over the spring break that or
the winter break they had like teacher stetls and of.
Stuff H teachers, gamble teachers do go to. Bars human
teachers do do. Things teachers probably at some point may
have paid for across. Too but you, KNOW i where's
the wor's the line between private adult? Behavior AND i get?
Speaker 4: It this is illegally. Problem this IS i think these
are federal.
Speaker 3: Charge what about just inviting your neighbor over for a.
Threesome that's not. Illegal i'm just, Saying i'm sure there's.
Speaker 1: Done by some, sure oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah i'm
sure it. Is i'm sure that's WHEN i worked a.
Speaker 4: Strip it's ALL i do Is Coca coca a multie
looking into other, corporation just not all.
Speaker 1: Strippers it's gonna do.
Speaker 4: Some teachers in there, too and maybe write, right you, know,
yes not only. Strippers it is. Not it is.
Speaker 1: Not and and that's the thing, is, LIKE i get professional.
RESPONSIBILITY i understand that you're showing up to your job
high on. COCAINE i, mean not a great, idea probably
not probably come in bragging that you bang Five you might.
Speaker 4: YOURSELF i get. That there's certain.
Speaker 11: Circle same was That rochester king you, Have, yes, yes,
yes nobody's about. That but we're a country that consumes.
PORNOGRAPHY i mean there.
Speaker 4: Is so he said that lamptop to To columbia with The.
Internet the first thing he did, was, Look i'm. POOR
i don't know.
Speaker 1: That a couple of.
Speaker 4: Years, ago Not. Columbia one of those they were in
a canoe and hammer for crazy put. It oh my,
gosh look at old man walking To. MILLBERRON i want
to t you're over, here take your grass screwed.
Speaker 1: Off we we do celebrate strip clubs and pop. CULTURE
i don't know if strip clubs so much.
Speaker 4: ANYMORE i think it's treated into only fans and where
you can watch and interact with women on, screen, right
but some of the biggest cities.
Speaker 1: Yet But i'll say WHEN i say like this pop,
CULTURE i mean, Uh AND i know this show is
now kind of, old but the bottom being in The,
sopranos it was a strip. Club Dave chappelle talks a
whole bit about how he loves going to strip clubs by,
himself which is is kind of.
Speaker 4: Funny and you, know SOMETIMES i like to read see
close to The, states like lighting is better and you're,
right the other things making millions on only.
Speaker 1: Fens so this is a country of morality built on
businesses of him. Reality, yeah but prostitution is is legal
almost everywhere in this country it is but illegal illegal
and almost.
Speaker 4: Everywhere in this. Country i'm going to, LOOK i DON'T
i think outside of are there any in The.
Speaker 1: United states medal for Prostitution nevada we just talked, About
oh parts In nevada.
Speaker 3: Prostitution is. Illegal and Fort Nite stakes With No matter
being the ONLY US D, yeah, yeah the only licensed
brawl with the specific rural. Counties, SEE i, don't.
Speaker 1: Right but you would regulate, safety you would regulate the,
trafficking which is.
Speaker 4: Horrible, yeah, right and then those.
Speaker 1: Things you, Know, now all of a, Sudden i'm Involved Seed.
Island that was, uh AND i think it does just
suck some.
Speaker 4: DICK i, mean how bad are you? Where he is?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 3: ADDICTION i mean something in high school if somebody's got
cocaine and wanted to be cool and do. IT i
knew her from Stir she she told me she only
dates guys that makes six. Figures they're, like why are
here taking a clothes? Out she, goes, well it's not
his season of.
Speaker 4: Work i'm, like what? Season you? Know the cocaine both
boat hasn't come in. Yet, yeah and then she ended up.
Speaker 1: Dying oh but this guy in in Mass i'll say
messes and he was a professor. Teacher he was a
teacher technology. Teacher AND i wonder what.
Speaker 4: Made pay more the rothel you've god damn, RIGHT i
think absolutely the.
Speaker 1: Coverage although she's if he's sixty six years old and
that was his primary. Career, UH a lot of skitchers
retire at fifty, five SO i don't know if you
got into it. Late let's let's say he started at twenty,
five so you're getting a buck nice pension if you've.
Speaker 4: Got a couple of chargers to come, in how much
is it fifty?
Speaker 3: DOLLARS i have no, idea you, know because you're going
to pay a little bit more than that for wherever
you at with you, Know tatiana. GROUP i mean you
got to clean the sheets every time somebody comes in.
Anatomy that's that costs. Money so, yeah are you serving
alcohol that's? Illegal i'm sure.
Speaker 1: They're doing the whole. Thing i'm sure there's the whole
today just leaks out like a party when you were a.
Speaker 4: Kid, yeah exactly exactly what difference gives in trouble for
service hang jobs in the.
Speaker 1: BACK i will just say this what this guy his
nickname Was Major, Hand Major, Hand Major. Hands you almost
have to admire the branding of.
Speaker 4: This you know What i'm. Saying he's sending out gmails
with parking. Instructions.
Speaker 1: Doug it's more of an, er it's more of An
airbnb front how to?
Speaker 4: Crack you?
Speaker 3: Know where do you where do you advertise for? This
it's not a ONE i would have seen that. One
just two friends and co workers.
Speaker 1: And, yeah, right oh, WELL i don't know he was
sending out email he organized this whole frame through.
Speaker 3: Email it's like that what they call the spider crack
on your. Windshield, yes and just, spreads, right it just
starts to spread.
Speaker 4: And if it.
Speaker 3: Spreads With Ron, kirkston it was like what was it
two thousand four or? Five cooker was this huge? Thing, yes, private,
right that's just hold them games like bars and sooner or.
Speaker 4: Later oh there was bottom kid. Bus there was.
Speaker 1: BUS i know, GUYS i know guys who went. Away,
yeah they were running a really nice. One they had
food there and that fancy pretty. Girl pretty girls that
Were because the government isn't getting their. Cuts absolutely why
you can't text. It but we're going to go after
all the rich. People, yeah we'll fix.
Speaker 4: Everything.
Speaker 3: YEAH i mean if you came, in you, say, okay
it's a one hundred dollars buy in, designer a five
dollars buy.
Speaker 1: In we're giving five.
Speaker 4: Dollars in the government right off here you go to
THE us, day the same with The Super bowl squares
PLACES i do the other. Back they're not getting the,
cut that's why it's you.
Speaker 1: Legal but a bunch of adults voluntarily show up to
a private house and make their own, decisions that's just
not really a.
Speaker 4: Crime can you imagine coming?
Speaker 3: Over, uh this is, Tonight jamison is staying over waiting Next,
Saturday jamison taking the cargo.
Speaker 4: Hold, YEAH i just think it's something that this, society
it's all less not to talk.
Speaker 1: About that's the that's.
Speaker 3: Well EVERY i would think thet you, know adventure and
being adventurous the right time in.
Speaker 4: Place, sure there's sometimes THAT i could have more adventure
THAN i had to irresponsible time and.
Speaker 1: Place it is a very important.
Speaker 4: Anything anything can. Happen doug is wearing A Joe coy.
Sweater you went to see where was he? Playing auditor? Theater?
Yeah how was? It it was? Great? Yeah uh like two.
Speaker 3: Openers and one Was TARA i can't think of her last,
name smoking, HOT i tell. You and the second, GUY
i don't remember his, name But Joe coy was good
AND i thought a little lot like he he performed
really well and, uh a little bit of crowd work for,
everybody and that really jokes more. Stories AND i told
friend that she had an extra ticket Named. Heidi she,
GOES i got an extra ticket obviously she was like
instantly thought of you do you want to be, like, oh,
yeah you, know look coy and.
Speaker 4: AFTER i made A knight of The.
Speaker 3: Cat it seen WHEN i was watching, MOVIES i was
more a little more critical of them and seeing how
it was. Done instead of enjoying myself insane with the,
comedy maybe instead of laughing a little. Harder i'm seeing
how their set is, going how they, interact Because i'm
taking away.
Speaker 8: From it was sold.
Speaker 4: Out, yes oh. Good i'm glad. People uh it's terror.
Speaker 1: Canistrations i'm not familiar with Terror. KNASTRACY i am from
she's From New.
Speaker 3: York she met him up there The Little bio when
they uh talked about how they got to the. Show
AND i love this guy who met you, know ten
years ago and touring with him and, Gosh, dan that's.
Lucky you can only imagine what even worth fifteen million. Dollars, yeah,
Boy joe's been doing thirty five, years he, Said, yeah
but he does a lot on his mom, Right, yeah
and it's very. Funny, yeah and, yeah he's pretty. Good i've,
heard among other, things we're almost more improv of.
Speaker 1: Style AND i thought the guy who was great AND
i have friends who just absolutely love, him And i'm
really glad that that's going.
Speaker 4: ON i Think Joe coy.
Speaker 3: Is.
Speaker 1: UH i would love to Have Joe coy on BECAUSE
i have a curiosity ABOUT i think he's into the
energy ship AND i THINK i heard him on a
video once talking about his life and how he's. Trying
AND i swear To god with, him he's not an
end finds him not like an energy no, no no no,
no no energy with. It like he talked about someone shut,
up he did. It, YEAH i swear To, god it's
Never i've never seen anything about. It And i'm not
foul On Joe coy and all this, stuff but ENOUGH
i like. Him he's a very likable.
Speaker 4: Guy. UH i think there was a. MOVIE i don't
think it did real, Well yes he. WAS i think
he wrote. IT i think it's about his. Life and
but the second, guy the second, opener was in.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 4: Yeah and he's known him for thirty.
Speaker 3: Years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so And joe's a really generous, guy like he's
one of the two L swiss. Shirts to the, END
i have a tonch one oh.
Speaker 4: Uh cardboar.
Speaker 3: Boxes, yeah he just, starts my son's gonna help me
and uh, yeah tire and the other guy came up
and his.
Speaker 4: Son came out he wrote so nice. Fun, yeah SO
i heard him with THE.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say too too, much but it
was somebody who channels and The south that WHEN i.
Speaker 4: Listen to, IT i believe all this stuff on the
words come out of my. MOUTH i always think it
does sound.
Speaker 1: Straight, uh this person channels like a a collective of
of people and they have a name for it that they,
do and they just sort of tell you how you
should kind of be living your life and not what
to worry, about what not to worry, about And Tony rabbins.
Back it's sort of except That Tony robbins is more
about reality and these people are more about the. Metaphysical, okay,
okay so.
Speaker 4: They're in the sat pants just a little bit off of.
Speaker 3: That, well different teachers, anyway Before Tony rabbins and make
you feel good about yourself going to a three hour Cafftert.
Speaker 4: Yes there, were and it's people sheep basing.
Speaker 1: ON i don't know if people hurt them in the
names of those people, escape but probably not a, lot,
right not as many like, WELL i don't know who.
Speaker 4: Else now there's a couple people.
Speaker 1: Do, it but, uh this person will kind of tell
you and and it's sort of about reading your, energy
seeing where you're at and how that you. Know just
LIKE i, said and you start out the day and
you can't find your, keys and you come in here
and everything's the fucking worse started doy out, right and it's.
Speaker 4: Shitty and this is where you got it in your.
Fault bet he stepped, in DOC i guys should have
taken the nag. Out and then you get. Doctors you
see all. THAT i never lose. This, no when you
put do you see What i'm. SAYING i know exactly
what you're.
Speaker 1: Saying AND i can't wait to go to BUT i be,
Like i'm going to get ten hours.
Speaker 3: Sleep this is.
Speaker 1: Best person says one of the best things to do
is go to, sleep right because you can resat, yes
or you can also reset durd of the day and
the laughter and the stuff like, that and you change
your minds but a little, bit and you, know this
isn't that big a, deal, Right this isn't that big a.
Speaker 4: Deal and Something i'll give you an.
Speaker 3: EXAMPLE i was In, california had no money and, uh
this is WHEN i was out of a job with
right for nine to. Eleven the PLACE i worked at
they told you got a firebomb or, whatever and the
press dune that you, know back on bills and you,
know just making That RAYMOND Pd.
Speaker 4: DOGS i went to see my Friend greg uh down
at Her Most beach AND i don't know what it,
was begged in The xbox Playing partners and uh w
W F brestley and we're just having fun and a
couple of.
Speaker 3: Drinks and his dog was getting so excited JUMP jd
because he Drank daniels down with J.
Speaker 1: D And i'm trying to.
Speaker 3: Play if dog's got his mouth around my, Net oh my, god,
blobbering but just wanted to.
Speaker 1: PLAY i am.
Speaker 3: CRYING i am laughing so. Hard he's got slabber coming
down my. NECK i got tears coming out of my.
Eyes and you know, what that night just brought me
out of.
Speaker 1: It, yeah SO i exactly believe. IT i think laughter
and ALL i. Needed something that's going to change their.
LIFE i really believed is lived up.
Speaker 4: Here AND i Heard.
Speaker 1: JOE i swear to, GOD i, go oh my, god
That's Joe cooy because you talked about being, comic talked
about how to make a, kid and but was asking
a question AND i forget even what the answer.
Speaker 4: WAS i was so.
Speaker 1: FIXATED i, Go, man this GUY i think is right,
there and you've watched SINCE i heard, That i've watched
his CAREER a sentate just a, cent and the guy
is selling out. Auditoriums not easy to, do Great netflix
specials that do very. Well was for a while dating
what's her? Name female comic heaterone showing e oh oh, God.
Speaker 4: I'll come. Up i'll come up with. It just a second.
Speaker 1: Year but, ANYWAY i mean and AND i was kind
of surprised when they, started and THEN i was kind
of surprised when it. Ended Chelsea. Hannah he Dated. Chelsea,
Oh Chelsea hendler's a pretty big, deal, okay in the
in the comedy. World she had her own basically late
night show on e for many. Years, Yeah Chelsea hendlers
has written a couple of. Books and they did date
for a. While, yeah that's.
Speaker 4: Her. Yeah, anyway there you. Go there's my Little Joe.
Speaker 1: Coysey i'm glad you.
Speaker 4: Went i'm glad. That uh that sounds like it was
a lot of. Fun, Uh, dougie this is. Coming the
guy takes his shirt. Off this, guy oh, price you like?
IT i do, like, yeah there's a lot of work
out there for. COMICS i guess there's a lot of
work out there for. Comics someone needs to tap into.
IT i don't.
Speaker 3: Know we talked about this With Danny, lebrual like having
an hour worth of funny and being funny the entire.
Speaker 4: Time, yeah is not, easy, no, right but you got
to read the. Room and, well if they come to
you there, touring they're already ready to. Laugh that's What i'm.
Speaker 1: Saying, well open mic sucks because most people are gonna
laugh for their, friends, right and just seeing twenty.
Speaker 3: Comics, yes if they, bring, right but it's great for
them to get the, reps the, reps the.
Speaker 1: Reps and then if you go to a comedy, club
most times people are there to.
Speaker 4: Laugh, yes, ay, Right SO.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing hopefully No hecker because they kind of
put a speed bumper you got, Right, yeah something like.
Speaker 4: That he he came out On. Saturday but somebody who
was yelling a bit that he, did and he was
shut the fuck.
Speaker 3: Up he, goes don't tell me what to. Do you
don't THINK i would Bring i'm not going to do
something you you've already seen On.
Speaker 4: Netflix, Yeah i'm doing all new shit. Today just sit
down and shut.
Speaker 3: Up. Listen he said that for thirty. Seconds and how you.
Knows oh my, gosh he's. So that's so, right thank.
God yeah so and the end of.
Speaker 4: It, yeah it's. Blocking, YEAH i got a. Block you
got to block the, People, Dougie you gotta block, sometimes.
Speaker 9: Thirty fresh woo eat no double, leggs, baby eat the double.
Speaker 4: Eggs change your mindset. LAUGH i live left on left
hard all.
Speaker 3: Right it never as bad as you think it.
Speaker 1: Is may the road rise up to meet you in the,
wind always be at your. Back, hey you never pissing the. Win,
well that's true too For Dougie, Fresh Bill. Moran we'll
see you next.
Speaker 4: Time