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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment gets

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to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

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And I'm joined as always fighting younger brother of Satan, Clayton,

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who's fighting a ghost or a demon.

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Speaker 1: I'm shadow boxing, Chris.

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Speaker 3: I'm got it.

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Speaker 4: I need to work at my cardiocre. I'm lightheaded, holding

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me a second. Who I'm pumped up for today's episode, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like you want but I got him

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in the end, so yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Hey it's me, it's Clayton. We're all walking. We're all

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walking the streets out because we got a special episode

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where we're going somewhere that right, Chris is yeah, where?

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Speaker 1: Well, I like to keep it a surprise from you.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to spoil it the big reveal, but uh,

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we're gonna go take some lessons.

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Speaker 1: We got some learning to do.

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Speaker 4: Okay, because it's not her fault, but let's just say

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that I caught some guy making the moves on my lady.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very serious.

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Speaker 4: You know, I've got a new relationship and this guy

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is just like flirting with her reallyiously. So I'm just like, okay,

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time to kick this guy's ass.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 4: So we're taking a class like theater dance class. No, no,

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we're taking a boxing class Christmas. Yeah, yeah, I signed

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this up for boxing in there.

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Speaker 1: So you can learn how to fight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I can kick this guy's ass, gotcha,

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and then he'll never talk to my lady again.

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Speaker 1: That's smart. You don't want to pick a fight you

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can't win. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Okay.

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Speaker 4: I think that this is the place, the one that's

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like right next to the pizza joint. Wow, this is

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gonna smell like pizza and sweat. Uh hello, oh de

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small cheese.

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Speaker 3: Hello, hold on, mom, hold on, somebody's here. Hey yah,

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welcome to the seventh Squared Circle. My name is Beetlejuice.

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How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Beetlejuice.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've heard all the jokes. Did not even try it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you're not Beetle Juice like the character.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not Beetlejuice. The character. I was conceived during

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a Michael Keaton marathon.

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Speaker 1: Oh I see, okay, inspired name? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. My twin brother is Multiplicity.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm telling you that welcome. You

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be here to box?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, as you can see, there's not a lot

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of people here. So I mean I got an opening

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right now. You want to learn to fight or something?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Actually I saw online that you guys had some

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free lessons or something, so I got me and Chris here.

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We're gonna sign it up. So Chris, you're also going

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to do this too?

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah? This is first sixty classes for a dollar.

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Speaker 1: That's not a great deal.

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Speaker 4: I gotta say that you're not going to make a

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big return on that if I do say so.

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Speaker 3: Well, the way I see it is that if you

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could get somebody committed to boxing for life or I

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should say for death, you could charge whatever you want.

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So the idea is that I just get you addicted,

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but I'll tell you the truth. Uh huh. A lot

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of people they give up quickly. So how do I

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know that you're serious about this? Chris? Go ahead?

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Speaker 2: Oh how do we know you're serious about this? To

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be honest, I'm not really much of a fighter. I

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could spectate.

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Speaker 3: You've got the physique for it. You right here, look

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at your broad shoulders. You look like a young Tommy hearns.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is is.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna be a real Tommy Hernie is here in

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a second because on the real competition.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you that much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but I don't appreciate the sarcasm.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. First of all, I like this guy for

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the jokes he does. So all right, you're in the lead.

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You do are competing right now? In my mind? What's

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your name? What was your name again? Clayton? When it

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is Clayton, this is Chris, Chris Clayton. I like the

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cutt of your jib. Hey, Chris, you look like you

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could actually eat a guy. But Clayton, I like you, buddy.

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Come on in, let me wrap your hands. Let me

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show you a few things. Okay, So what was the

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reason you wanted to fight? People are called to the

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sweet science for various reasons, but I like to get

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everybody's story as I wrapped their hands.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, wow, got strong grip, Yeah, strong hands? Yeah great?

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It's uh, you know, self defense, A little bit of that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I want to walk around with my shoulders pulled

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back and my head held high. You know, I want

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to have like that confidence. Okay, that my cheese more

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that beetlejuice that you have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate that. Yeah, I look for

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a fellow with macheesmo. You know, maybe you and I

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go out for a pizza sometime. Next door is well

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it's terrible, but it is close. Oh yeah, if you

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ever want to go get a slice. Anyway, I'm getting

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ahead of myself. Let me just wrap your hands here

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real good. So it sounds like you know, you want

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my cheesemo. Maybe you want to beat up a guy

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in the alley or something like that. Sure, yeah, but

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first things first. Okay, I'm going to teach you the basics.

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You got to know that your hands. As soon as

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I teach you even one class, your hands become a

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lethal weapon. Oh yeah, okay, I myself. I mean, you

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must know that I'm in hell because you must know, right,

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you know, you know my story?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: We just met you. Yeah, okay, all right, Well I

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killed seventy two men in the ring. Holy fuck. Yeah

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yeah yeah yeah, and I think I get a bad

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rap because you go in there, you compete. What do

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they expect? You're not trying to kill a man, But

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you know, I throw one cross, somebody dies. Oh well, you.

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Speaker 1: Threw across at them?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What? No, excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Were you a priest? This guy's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, he's funny, isn't he?

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Speaker 1: What is a cross?

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Speaker 3: Funny? This guy? Okay, so a jab is with your

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left hand, across is with your right hand. I threw

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across at him.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, but what if you're left handed?

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Speaker 3: Boy? This guy's got questions out the lazoo. Across would

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be the opposite hand. Are you left handed, my friend?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just wondering.

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Speaker 3: Just you know, you just want to get into the lingo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if I want to learn, I want to learn everything.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that. This guy's showing some real promise. Here.

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What's this guy's name again, Rick, It's Chris, Chris, Yeah, Chris,

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all right, Chris. If your left hand, if you're a southpaw,

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then you would lead with your right hand becomes your

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jab and your left hand becomes your cross. Oh anyway,

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I killed seventy guys like that.

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Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, did they not want to stop you out there?

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The first like three or four fights? They let you

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go on for another sixty five to seventy fights.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why they couldn't find these brass

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knuckles in my glove. I practically wanted to get caught

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toward the end breas knuckles. Oh, I see it. I

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guess it makes sense now that I think it through.

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I'm in hell because I cheated at boxing. Oh yeah,

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that's crazy. Okay, get your gloves on, boys, all right? Yeah, sure,

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I'm going to open this glove for you. You just go

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nice and snug into that. How's that feel?

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Speaker 4: I feel powerful. I don't have brass knuckles, but you know,

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I feel like I could punch anything.

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Speaker 3: You know. That's great? Yeah, I like you confidence.

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Speaker 2: I really feel like I can take anything out of

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the oven.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. This guy, he's a funny guy, not as funny

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as you. What's your name, Dalton?

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Speaker 1: No, it's Clayton. It's Glayton Clayton.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to excuse me. You know I've been

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hitting the head many, many times. Sure, so I might

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mix up your names.

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Speaker 4: All things considered, Your teeth look pretty decent for all

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the amount of times you've been hit.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, these are wooden.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, now that you take them out, okay, I

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can see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, holy fun. Yeah, yeah, that's a horror show. Wow,

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you get those from Washington.

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Speaker 3: If only he was in Hell our best president. Don't

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joke about that.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he actually yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: All right, so you got your gloves on. I'm going

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to start to tell you fellas a thing or two.

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By the way, Clayton, what sort of television shows that

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you watch down here in Hell and all the good ones?

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Speaker 1: How many seasons of Sopranos?

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Speaker 3: Sopranos? You like Sopranos? I love sopranobul oh, I like Sopranos.

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Favorite character on three?

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Speaker 1: One two three tog Okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you know, kind of the same family though,

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like you're Tony, I'm aj they're both Sopranos.

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Speaker 1: Never seen it.

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Speaker 4: Let's try one more time. We'll do different characters, right,

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all right?

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Speaker 3: One two three metal? Okay, all right, okay, let's see

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if we can get on this one more.

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Speaker 1: I think we can walk him line this here we go, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, one two three bait okay, okay, shit, well it

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seems like we still both like the Sopranos. You ever

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just sit home on a Friday night after a long

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day and nobody coming in the boxing gym, and you

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Speaker 4: Uh, I mean yeah, except for the part with the

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gym before I come home after a long day of

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podcasting to no audience, and the just put on two

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three seasons of The Sopranos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, it.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like we have a lot in common. Clayton. Yeah,

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you circle up over there. Let's talk to your friend, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Okay, circling up. I don't know what that.

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Speaker 3: Move your feet, okay, all right, just dance. Just let

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your hips a little bit loose. You ever dance dance

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in the club? Yeah? Yeah, you regarding is just dancing.

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I want you to move your head from side to

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side like you're looking under the tablecloth.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that aloud?

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Speaker 3: Okay, add the side to side, one, mucket to muket

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three muckh your feet. Stay on the balls of your feet,

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and keep your hands out to protect the money. Clayton,

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that's your face.

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Speaker 1: How much are we fighting for it?

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Speaker 3: This guy kills me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You know it's a good thing. You got some natural

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ability there, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Let me see that punch. Okay, actually, Chris, let me

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just see I'm gonna have you throw a jet at

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your lead hand. Okay, So what you're gonna do is

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you're gonna hold your hand up to your face and

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your orbital bone rested just like this, and you're gonna

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act like you're holding a hammer in your hand. Chris,

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You're gonna.

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Speaker 5: Bring it forward at the very end, just like the

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tip of a candle. You're gonna tip it over, and

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you're gonna turn a doorknob. Okay, So hammer in your hand,

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turn the doorknob, all right?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: And then with your back foot okay?

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Speaker 1: So am I under the tablecloth? Or is he?

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Speaker 3: Is this hard to follow? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Or are we spilling the candle? And why are we

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turning a doorknob?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, you want to turn a doorknob at

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the very end of your punch, so you twist it

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like you're twisting a knife.

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Speaker 2: All right, But if I have a hammer trying to

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break into the door, why would I use the door knob?

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Speaker 1: And why are we dancing? Are we at a nightclub?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, there's so many similars.

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Speaker 3: These are all metaphors, and you have to understand I've

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been punched in the head upwards of three thousand times. Oh,

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I'm not always gonna make a lot of sense, But

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as I was saying, you hold a hammer in your hand,

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you bring it forward, you turn it like a doorknob,

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and at the same time you're gonna take your back

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foot and you're gonna put out a cigarette. So say

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it with me now, hammer door, hammer, dog time hammre

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doorknobs cigarette?

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Speaker 1: Oh god?

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, fuck Chris. Sorry, it's a little blood dude. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry,

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that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Hammer. What do I do about a bloody nose? What

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do I do about this?

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Speaker 3: All right, here's what you do. You tip your nose up.

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We're gonna go and you're gonna get some vix vapor

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rub from the store opposite the pizza place. You're gonna

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take a Q tip and I'm gonna drive that all

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the way up into the nose. It's gonna hurt like hell,

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but it's gonna clott in no time. I'll go across

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the street. Yeah, you go across the street, okay, Chris.

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Do you anything? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: An almond sad oh and almonds?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like kum en joy yeah yeah, beetlejuice.

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Speaker 3: Do you anything just get me a little motor oil.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I want to ask questions, Yes, sir, all right,

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I'll be her back.

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Speaker 3: Chris. Yeah, I want you to throw me a good

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stiff jab. I remember hammer, doorknob cigarette.

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Speaker 1: Hammer doorknots cigarette?

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh my goodness, the snap on that jab. You

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were like a young George Foreman. You know that. Oh,

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somebody has to have told you you're exactly like a

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young George Foreman. You got any ideas for cooking devices

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by any chance? Well?

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Speaker 2: I always thought it'd be cool if there was a toaster,

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but also for pizzas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe you're more like the boxing side of

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a young George Foreman. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was a boxer. I thought

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he just did grills.

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Speaker 3: Chris, you crack me up. Listen, Chris, can I ask

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you something? Yeah? What's your friend into? Like friend stuff

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like other than this? I was like, what are some

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things that he likes that I can impress him with?

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Dodgeball squashed? He's like long walks on the beach. I'll

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have a good long walk on the beach and.

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Speaker 2: We get a lego beach. Sometimes he plays sickle ball.

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Not well, you know, it's like he's one of those

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people who kind of like, you know, they have a

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hobby for a little bit, and they'll pick up another

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hobby and then'll be their thing for like the week.

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Speaker 3: Okay. I mean that's a little disappointing to me.

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Speaker 1: Not for boxing, no, okay, for this. I think he's

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really serious about this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good because I just you know, I have issues

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with people and commitment. Oh wait, he's back.

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, so I got the things. They don't have

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any cute tips. They did have tampons. Good news. I

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think that that'll suffice. Okay, Chris, here's your almonds sad.

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Speaker 1: And then they only had motor oil by the two gallon,

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so it wasn't in the pint.

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Speaker 3: That's all right, I'm going to drink all of it eventually. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: You're getting drink there, Chris, What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, it's just really hit the spot. Oh the almonds sad? Right, Okay,

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that's a good joke. Okay, so my heart rates up

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that little run.

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Speaker 1: Over there to the store. Yeah, I'm ready to get

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back into it. It's that part of the training. It's

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like you're gonna make him do all these like tedious

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tasks and like.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeahs and say yeah hammer door cigarette, Oh god,

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oh sorry.

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Speaker 3: Oh Awie hit him again? Sorry sorry, goodness, you're like

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a young Connor McGregor this Chris. That's not a compliment.

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Oh can I just say to you, Clayton, I see

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you're going to become a fantastic boxer as long as

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you come two three times a day every day. Huh.

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I think that maybe after this we go hit the

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cycle ball court. You have to play a little cickle ball?

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Speaker 1: What cycle ball? How did you know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean wait a minute, you play cycle ball? Get out

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of town, pa, I love cckle ball. Here. In fact,

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there's a place downtown the cycle ball courts. You know

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how they fill up and you can barely get a square. Yeah,

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there's a spot that they just keep open for me

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because everyone's so afraid of me. So we any time

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at all? Yeah, man, what a funny coincidence. Yeah, just

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so lonely. Anyway, I'm gonna bring you guys in and

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we're gonna introduce the hook. Okay, you're gonna do a

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hook drill. So what you're gonna do, Clayton, is you

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are gonna throw a nice wide hook where you turn

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your hips. Okay, you're gonna turn your hips and you're

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gonna hold your arm perpendicular and you're gonna reach out

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like you're slapping Chris right in the mouth. Okay, Okay, Chris,

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you're gonna duck under it, okay, Eddie, Yeah, Chris, I

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have never seen somebody be able to dock onto a

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hook that naturally. That was absolutely beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Wow, And how was my form? It was pretty good? Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They called me a hooker because I'm up here, I'm hooking. Yeah,

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you're funny. You might have to pay him at the

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end of the session.

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Speaker 3: Don't be ridiculous. You only owe me a dollar for

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the next sixty sessions, which you are locked into contractually. Okay,

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that's a nice Clayton. That's really good. But we'll talk

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about it more on the sickle ball court. Sure, what

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else are you into besides boxing? Boxing? Boring? Am I right?

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Are you boring? No?

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Speaker 4: No, No, I'm very entertaining. You've really taken a shined

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old Chris there. But I wish, you know, like I

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just feel like I'm not I don't know what's gonna

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get me to that next level. I want to be

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like big dog up there, you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you want to be the big dog up there.

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Wellof you're gonna need to take a bunch of supplements. Oh,

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you're gonna invest in creatine peptides, things of that nature. Okay.

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You know, people say there are no shortcuts in becoming beefy,

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but there are tens of thousands of shortcuts, and if

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you don't use them, you ain't trying. So I'll get

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you all that stuff. We'll do all that cheating stuff.

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You don't really have to learn much of anything besides that.

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Oh well, of course there's the mental aspect of it.

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Oh no, oh, maybe we should cover the intimidation side

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of things.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I like the sound to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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all right, so here's what I like to do. Hold,

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let me take notes.

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Speaker 3: In my new notebook.

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Speaker 4: It no story to good morning from Heil dot com. Sorry,

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that's for our listeners. Yeah, it's a cool not book.

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Thank you, says why I'm going to help.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It's fun. You could like write all your

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sins or yeah, pretty cool. How to box anyways, drugs?

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I got drugs.

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Speaker 3: That's important.

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Speaker 1: Creating peptides, hgh, stuff like that, and then you said mental,

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let's get mental.

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Speaker 3: What are we doing? The first thing you want to

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do is diagnose your opponent's weaknesses, right, okay, and so

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pretend that you're my opponent, Clayton. Sure, so like, what

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would you say the weight to your heart is?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I didn't really know what he was like

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that into the mental stuff at Yeah, it's just when you.

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Speaker 3: Ask vulnerable questions that really gets people thinking and they

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get kind of fucked off.

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Speaker 4: Sure you know, yeah, I mean I think like love

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language wise, sure, acts of disservice, okay, gift stealing, that's

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another big love language of mine.

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Speaker 1: Sure, I just like really enjoy that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh look at this so weird. I have your vix

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vapor rub in my podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah yeah yeah that's fun, that's thoughtful.

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Speaker 3: That's so odd. I just did that naturally. Anyway, let's

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go back on to like, yeah, the way to your heart,

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you actually forget that. Let's get into the rink. So

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another thing that I like to do when I'm getting

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in somebody's head is I like to pretend that I

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forgot their name. Oh okay, you know, like you boxer somebody,

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and then the next day you just act like I

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don't even know who you are. So go ahead, just

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pretend that like you forgot everything about me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hey mister mom, Now my name is Beetlejuice.

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Speaker 1: No it isn't Batman eighty nine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's Michael Keaton movies. It's like you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Clayton.

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This kind of hurts my feelings because I think I

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introduced myself really clearly, and now you're acting like, oh,

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you've just forgotten everything about me. Are we friends or

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is this are we role playing right now?

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Speaker 4: Because if we are, then oh this is real, touch

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and go night shift reports a Murphy working Stiffs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I just got a little confused there.

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It's just I'll be honest, Like, my heart's a little

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tender because I don't see many people, you know, I

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don't trust a lot of people who'll come any here.

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So yeah, yeah, yeah, just when you forgot my name

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back there, it got me a little mad.

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Speaker 4: No, you told me that, Oh you got really close

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to my face and I might have dribbled.

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Speaker 1: That was terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Oh you gotta understand, I'd forget what I said ten

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seconds ago. I've been punched in the head five thousand

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times for.

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Speaker 1: Three thousand, five thousand.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's getting higher now, okay, fuck, okay, I could

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practice on Caine here, not Chris.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm forgetting his name now, Okay, I like

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that Cane.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that could be my fighting name.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know you, Caine, Like, wait, do you

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like wrestling?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Undertaker Goldberg, Pine, Undertaker, Sean Michaels, you know, yeah, yeah,

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Shawn Michaels. Yeah, Oh my god, what your man?

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Speaker 1: What your madness?

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Speaker 3: Your man ready said? Yeah, I read the whole Cochin

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the other day.

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Speaker 1: He's down here, so you know, oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all down here, believe me. You know. So

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if you ever want to go to a wrestling match

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with me, like that'd be really cool.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're incredibly lonely, aren't you.

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Speaker 3: This is what? No, No, we're boxing buddies here. Yeah,

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all right, why don't you both get in there and

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spa and I'll see what progress you've made. I obviously

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taught you a great deal over the last several minutes,

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and I'm sure that I can see progress. All right,

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all right, so let me just decide whether you're going

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to be ready to Uh what is the reason you

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wanted to do this again? You wanted to like fight

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crime or something?

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Speaker 1: Just kick ass? Just kick ass names?

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Speaker 3: All right, well, let me decide if you're ready to

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kick ass. Let's get you in the ring here, all right?

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Speaker 1: Wa wait, head gear?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: I thought there was no kicking in boxing that this

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guy kills me? Or is this ultimate wrestling fighting?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 1: UFC?

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Speaker 3: Chris, You don't have to worry about a thing. You

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are so naturally talented. You simply close your eyes and

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your fists will guide you. Young man, my young jedi.

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Speaker 2: But with the last shield down, Yeah, you're not worried

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about me either, because I'm also incredibly gifted, well endowed, strong.

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Speaker 3: Right. Sure, yeah you slipped the well and down in there,

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But yeah, I think you can fight. Let's take a

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look at what we got here. Okay, all right, you

476
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know I'll just be honest to where I'm at. Okay, Yeah,

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you ever watch The Bachelor or they're just like, let

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me tell you where I'm at with the candidates. Sure, sure,

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I watch a lot of the Bachelor, mostly by myself.

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Uh huh, But I feel like, you know, Clayton, You've

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got a great personality. Boy, you got a lot of promise,

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sickle Ball Court, Sopranos, Pro Wrestling. You know you're a

483
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great guy. Chris. I don't really understand you don't care

484
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for your personally, but you sure can fight. Thanks. Okay, yeah,

485
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I don't mean to getting anybody's head, no, no, no,

486
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but yeah, let's take a look at the spar now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that sounds awesome. I'd love to box.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to fight before we get into that, before

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we get to that, I'm not stalling.

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This episode is brought to you by our good pals

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over at Monarch, So quick update. Chris and I've been

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vacations require money? What does money require? Saving and smart spending,

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which I am not good at. But with the help

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he didn't need because he's been dead for like seven years.

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with Monarch's bill split, I could just scan the receipt,

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tell them that we sent you. Say hey, it's my

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good friend Clayton.

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Speaker 1: He hopes me up. You'll help us out. We'll help

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you out. It'll be lovely okay, all right, I'm loose.

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Speaker 3: I'm limber.

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Speaker 4: Let's get in the ring. Let's get to boxing. Huh,

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we're dancing around.

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Speaker 1: We're dancing on. Come on, do we wait for bell?

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Speaker 3: Give them a bell, give them a bell. Three minute round.

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Just try and keep your feet fellas. Okay, all right,

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hands up, elbows in type, make sure to step around

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the put them put them up. Ha ha, there you

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remember what I tell Okay, hammer, hammer, darknob cigarette, let's

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see cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well he dodged that one, damn fast.

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Speaker 3: Wow, all right, Chris is just effortlessly dodging these punches.

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Speaker 4: Okay, stop moving, Chris. I'm trying to press coach here.

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You know, punch faster.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, oh, I was just trying to show you.

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Speaker 3: This is like the matrix. This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I was trying to show you how to punch. No,

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we're good, We're good.

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Speaker 3: I'm moving.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my feet. Just do it like this. Yeah,

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I'm back up to it like this. God.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you walked into that one. Okay, stop, I wasn't ready.

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The blood still in my nose, in my face and

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my eyes.

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Speaker 3: Come over here, get a tampon. Okay, all right, here

618
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you go, let me tie you off out there. You go, Hey,

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look me in the face. Okay, you can do this.

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You can do this. Baby. You're Tony Soprano and you

621
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just come out of the hospital and the fellas don't

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respect you. They're laughing in your face when that slow

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motion shot. What and now you gotta go in there

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and you got to beat the living shit out of

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the lowest guy on the totem pole to prove that

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you're still boss.

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Speaker 1: All right, right, okay, all right now, Chris, oh there

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he goes there, I go old still, God damn it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I've seen enough, Clayton. You are ready to fight.

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You have made a great deal of progress, young man.

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Here at the squared seventh, the seventh, the squared circle

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of seventh hell seventh circle of hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is up to name it. It's catching.

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Speaker 3: I really should write it down because I've been punched

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in the head upwards of eight thousand, five thousand, eight thousand. Okay, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Search engine optimization is a.

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Speaker 3: Little wonky on that one.

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Speaker 1: So now do do that thing where we hug.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you want to hug yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure, Now that that match is over.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're talking about clinching. Yeah, that would be called clinching. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've been clinching this entire time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Same here, I've been needing to take it fat ship,

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but I've been clinching. Oh sorry, fellas, no bathroom. We

645
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can't afford it here, we don't have enough business. Oh yeah,

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you want to do a hug. Let's do a hug.

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Maybe just out of the three of us, maybe it

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would just be like me and Clayton, Nugain, Chris, maybe

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you watch.

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Speaker 1: Okay, or you know, I know I can watch. I

651
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can watch.

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Speaker 3: That's fine.

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Speaker 1: What do I do?

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, what's the strategic value of this clinch?

655
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Am I coming into like getting close to kind of

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jab you? Or am I like hitting you in the

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ear where a ref can't see?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: What's this clinch?

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Speaker 3: Very astute? Really, the main reason to clinch, Clayton is

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to feel the warmth of another man's body and understand

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that we're all one human race, and despite the trials

663
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and tribulations of the people we've killed, h that we're

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all united by a beating heart. Oh okay, so you're

665
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gonna grip on to me and I'm gonna get you

666
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,440
under the shoulders, like so okay, and now we're gonna

667
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kind of press hearts together and he just relaxed into that, okay,

668
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and then nice, let's forget it's good.

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Speaker 1: How long do we hold it and break?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Well, okay, all right, did you feel anything friendship wise? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

671
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never mind, never mind, it's not a big I'm joking

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with you. I'm kidding around.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're boxes here.

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Speaker 3: This is hot in here hot. I keep it that way.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of keeping things hot, we should roast the people

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who support us on Patreon.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, so, Beetlejuice. This is something we do.

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It's kind of like our shout out to the people

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who subscribe to our Patreon. Sounds good and they'll write

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in and then we just kind of shit all over

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them and they like it because they're into scats. So anyways,

682
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I'm there. Oh okay, feel free to chime in here. Yeah,

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beetle Juice. So this first message is from Rowan Rowan.

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It's spelled like Rohan, like the writers of Rohan. Chris, Yeah,

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he had me at Rohan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sounds like Rowan. Anyways, he said, you

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can call him Row for sure.

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Speaker 4: But anyways, Roe lives in Brisbane and loves listening to

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get murdered from hell.

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that fun?

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Speaker 4: They go to school, they babysit, they like video games,

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and they are into books and friends, books and friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's so wholesome.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so far, Row's not giving us much to work

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with here, any embarrassing stories and confessions that Row has.

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They said once in school, I was doing Japanese homework,

698
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,000
lying on my stomach, and my friend gave me a

699
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,079
chicken crimpy.

700
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a chicken crimpy?

701
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:07,359
Speaker 3: What's a chicken crimpy? I think that's a submission hole?

702
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,599
Did Rick Flayer do that?

703
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,079
Speaker 1: I thought it was a fast food meal. Is it

704
00:29:11,119 --> 00:29:12,519
like a sex move or something?

705
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

706
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,119
Speaker 4: Anyways, they gave him the crimpy and then he started

707
00:29:15,119 --> 00:29:17,119
to make him laugh, and he was lying on his

708
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,359
lungs eating chicken crimpy's laughing.

709
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,759
Speaker 1: So he breathed in the crumbs and started choking on them.

710
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:22,880
And it was that food.

711
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: It was a food.

712
00:29:23,759 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 4: I'm looking it up here on my hel phone. It

713
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,680
looks like a chicken crimpy is like a cracker.

714
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,519
Speaker 3: Okay, cracker it seems like this man's life is really sad.

715
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,519
Sounds like it coming from me. That's pretty rough.

716
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, chicken crimpies in babysitting.

717
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:39,799
Speaker 3: And books, the poor idiot. Sky's the limit with this one.

718
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, ro moving on, all right, we're going to Kiki.

719
00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:46,079
Speaker 4: K Geeky says that they're a nerdy teenage gal with

720
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,319
a guinea pig and too many hyperfixations, and they take

721
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,480
taekwondo glasses and could probably beat me up. Ah fuck

722
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,440
no they can't. Oh no they can't, Kiki not now. Yeah,

723
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,519
I'm a boxer. Now look at me and that right,

724
00:29:58,519 --> 00:29:59,359
guys scary.

725
00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a big fella.

726
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: Yeah you go beat the hit out of Kiki. Yeah, Kiki,

727
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,160
some nerve you got here. Anyways, Kiki says, what do

728
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,279
they do for a living. They are still in school.

729
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,599
They enjoy making art, playing Dungeons and Dragons in my

730
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,279
free time. Wow, okay, I definitely could kick your ass

731
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,599
now if you're a D and D player, I mean

732
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,319
come on, yeah.

733
00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: Moving on eve embarrassing stores and confessions.

734
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 4: Keiki says that once, when they were younger, they tricked

735
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:24,119
their little brother into wearing a dizzy princess dress, So

736
00:30:24,279 --> 00:30:27,319
that's cute. However, karma came fast when I was running

737
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:28,839
out of the house and hit my head on.

738
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: The corner of a car doorf fuck jesusesus. Are they dead?

739
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

740
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,759
Speaker 1: Were you like putting him in the dress and escaping?

741
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 3: I'm confused by this.

742
00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:38,119
Speaker 4: Who are you trying to get away from? Keiki said

743
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:41,039
they probably should have gotten stitches. But on the plus side,

744
00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:43,559
now they have a cool eyebrow scar. Oh that actually

745
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:44,759
does sound pretty fucking metal.

746
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. Yeah, I got a few scars my song.

747
00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, your eyebrows are mostly just scars, thank you?

748
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that a design choice?

749
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,839
Speaker 4: It's like all these little lines in there, But are

750
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,559
those scars?

751
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: Yep? Okay, I'm getting another one next Tuesday. You gotta

752
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,200
get on the books of the scar. Okay, you can

753
00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:04,000
do whatever kind of car he wants. You don't have

754
00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:05,519
a say in the design of this car.

755
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,039
Speaker 4: Keiki then says they still hold this moment above their

756
00:31:09,079 --> 00:31:11,960
brother as blackmail, as any good sister should. Well, it

757
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,759
sounds like Kiki and Roe have a lot of life

758
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:16,559
left to live because they don't have many great burning

759
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,319
stories to toe.

760
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,279
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I like when she got cracked in the

761
00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:23,559
head by a car door. That was pretty unertaining.

762
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's a car movie? I don't know there were

763
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,799
some details left out. Did the brother drive the car

764
00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:31,240
while dress is a dizzy princess into Kiki? I have

765
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:34,799
so many questions, Kiki. Yeah, yeah, well Kiki, you delivery service.

766
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,480
You gotta watch out for those cars. Yeah, I mean

767
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,319
that's your thing. Why don't you to deliver us some

768
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:40,480
better stories next time?

769
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? About that?

770
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:41,839
Speaker 1: All right?

771
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,319
Speaker 4: Roe in Kiki, thanks for writing in. Yeah, all right,

772
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:46,599
what we're doing now? We learned clinching, we learned how

773
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:48,640
to put out a cigarette with their hammers?

774
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:51,279
Speaker 1: Am I ready to go? Like ten rounds in the ring?

775
00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 3: I think you are ready to go one and that's

776
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,559
all you'll need because you're heavy handed and you're gonna

777
00:31:56,599 --> 00:31:57,440
knock a fell out.

778
00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: All right, cool. I'm feeling prey confident right now.

779
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 3: And let me just say I know that this was

780
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:06,119
merely twenty five minutes, but I feel extremely close to

781
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,960
you as a man, and I really believe in you.

782
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,160
Whomever you fight out in that world, I know that

783
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,440
you're gonna beat the crap out of them, and then

784
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,799
you're gonna come home to me and watch your Sopranos

785
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:21,200
and watch WWF. I like like, I like you, Clayton.

786
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,160
I like you.

787
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: You're standing very very close to me. That meant a lot.

788
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,759
I mean, I think the takeaway is we're friends, all

789
00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:28,839
of us, all three of us.

790
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

791
00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 3: Good buddiesponded one of the best friends I've ever had,

792
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,519
I mean, not ever had. I don't want to scare

793
00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:37,000
you away like the last guy, but you're a pretty

794
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,599
good friend.

795
00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:40,759
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, somewhat, no beljus, I mean you really wow,

796
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:42,400
you really like pouring your heart and soul out and

797
00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:44,680
uh no, I feel a kinship towards you too, man,

798
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:47,279
really like you know, Chris has always been kind of

799
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:50,079
my right hand guy, but you're like you're right there too, Like, yeah,

800
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,400
you're like a chap Yeah.

801
00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:52,599
Speaker 3: Yeah.

802
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: We shared so much, We've learned so much.

803
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so this is really uh gonna break my

804
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,160
heart when I have to beat your king ass.

805
00:33:02,599 --> 00:33:03,519
Speaker 1: What Yeah, that's right.

806
00:33:03,559 --> 00:33:04,079
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

807
00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:06,799
Speaker 4: Well, the reason I took these lessons is because you

808
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,279
were hitting on my girl. So I came in here

809
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,000
learn your secrets, and now I'm gonna turn your secrets

810
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:12,480
against you.

811
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm here to kick your ass. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

812
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,799
Speaker 3: Whoa, what's going on here? Yeah?

813
00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:21,759
Speaker 1: I saw you hitting on my girl over at the

814
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,519
coffee shop.

815
00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:25,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, so put them up, let's go. I'm here to

816
00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:28,599
beat your ass. Cynthia, it's not Cynthia. It's not her Vanessa.

817
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,119
That's no, that's not her name. Was Alyssa not Alyssa?

818
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:32,799
Speaker 3: Was it Emily?

819
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: Nope?

820
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: Was it Rebecca?

821
00:33:34,599 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: Nope's not.

822
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 3: Okay, you have to understand, I am a dog. I

823
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,359
am an absolute dog. It's not anything personal. Where was

824
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,720
this the boiling frog?

825
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeahs the boiling frog.

826
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:48,559
Speaker 3: Oh, I know who you're talking about. I didn't know

827
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,640
she had a boyfriend.

828
00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's me. And now I'm here to kick

829
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,279
your ass. So let's get in the fucking ring.

830
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:56,039
Speaker 1: Let's go.

831
00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:57,519
Speaker 3: Clet them up, cud.

832
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

833
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,559
Speaker 3: I don't think this is a good idea.

834
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,319
Speaker 1: Oh I think this is a great idea.

835
00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:05,519
Speaker 3: In fact, listen, I really liked it. We had such

836
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:06,599
a nice talk.

837
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, that's over. That was all a ploy.

838
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:10,800
That was a game.

839
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,559
Speaker 2: Look at my fancy footwork, hot toucher.

840
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 1: Put the cigarette, guys, why don't we work this out?

841
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: Please? Somebody be a diplomat.

842
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 4: Well, diplomatically deal these hands to your fucking face. They're

843
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,920
going to be doing a handshake signing the declaration of

844
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,960
putting you to sleep.

845
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:26,559
Speaker 3: Fucking need to work on the shit talk.

846
00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh, forget his name. Forget his name. Yeah, let's go

847
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,519
Squetele Juice.

848
00:34:33,559 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 3: That really hurts because I was very clear when you

849
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,199
walked in that my name was Beetlejuice, and I heard

850
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,000
all the jokes, and for you to just call me

851
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,679
Squito Juice, that makes it feel like we didn't have

852
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,159
a connection at all. I just want to ask, so,

853
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,039
this whole time, you just wanted to fight me, this

854
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,719
whole time, you didn't want to connect with me via

855
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,079
The Sopranos and various other home box office series.

856
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 4: I've only seen three episodes of The Soprano's Bitch. I

857
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,480
don't even give up fuck.

858
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,679
Speaker 3: About the Sopranos, how dare you?

859
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, you don't give a fuck about the Sopranos.

860
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: No, I don't.

861
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm here to kick your ass, So let's just fuck.

862
00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 3: Can I suppose you don't even really know who Sean

863
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,199
Michaels is.

864
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: I only know who fucking John Cena is okay.

865
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sina b level WWE superstar.

866
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,599
Speaker 1: See I'm getting in his head, Chrissy, I'm breaking him down.

867
00:35:24,639 --> 00:35:26,000
It's Mitchell mental.

868
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:29,199
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Clayton, the man who I

869
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,039
thought was my friend, who I thought i'd see from

870
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:35,360
a minimum of fifty nine other classes. Let's put up

871
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,920
the dukes ring the bell and young man, you better

872
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,920
protect yourself.

873
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 4: I will, and you know what, I'm breaking that contract, bitch,

874
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,159
So let's go.

875
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: Let's fucking go. Come on, all right, here we go.

876
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 3: God.

877
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,079
Speaker 1: Night, and go for the clunch.

878
00:35:53,199 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 3: No, no, no, the cunch of Oh that hug feels good. Yeah,

879
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,320
that's right.

880
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: Caugh blood in his face? Yeah, yeah, no, I can't see.

881
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:05,920
That's great.

882
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,159
Speaker 3: Ouch. Hold on a second. Yeah, there we go. Sorry,

883
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,400
my breast knuckles hurt a little bit there, But I

884
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,119
think i'd taken care of a business here. Oh that's interesting.

885
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,480
Is he snoring?

886
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,639
Speaker 1: Snoring or choking on blood? Yeah, there's some vomit there too,

887
00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:24,079
but he looks like he mostly threw up blood.

888
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,559
Speaker 3: I think he needs to go to a sleep study. Yeah,

889
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:30,000
maybe after this. If we're still friends. You think we're

890
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,280
still friends, Chris, You think we're still buddies after I

891
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,199
heard him this bit.

892
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: Maybe not as much as you'd like, not as much

893
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:36,960
as before.

894
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, tough love, right, that's the phrase.

895
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 3: I hope he'll forgive me. You know. He really forced

896
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,400
my hand there.

897
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you forced your hand like thirty times into

898
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:45,599
his face.

899
00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 3: So yeah, you have to understand. Hey, he's awake. What's that?

900
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:53,719
What's that?

901
00:36:54,159 --> 00:36:54,199
Speaker 5: Go?

902
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,039
Speaker 3: Did you just say sickle ball? Oh?

903
00:36:57,119 --> 00:37:00,519
Speaker 1: Put him up, Clayton. Oh, it's just gonna be Rocky.

904
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:05,880
All right, get up, Come on, Clayton, get just like Rocky.

905
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 3: Can I hit him? Raft? Are we good? We're good? Yeah?

906
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:14,199
All right, stay down quickie.

907
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,519
Speaker 1: Eat his ear or something. Oh oh no, no, not you.

908
00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:20,519
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wash this down with some motor oil. Hold on,

909
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:24,880
that's a good ear. I hope you don't have any

910
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,880
big events coming up soon. You look fucked up. Yeah. Well,

911
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:31,039
if you don't get to be buddies with somebody, at

912
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,519
least you get to consume a body part or two.

913
00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

914
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 2: That's a weird philosophy. Sorry, it's a weird philosophy on life.

915
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,840
You have to understand.

916
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,039
Speaker 3: And I've been punched in the head upwards of one

917
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:43,119
hundred and thirty two thousand times.

918
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: God, well, sorry about all the blood. I'm gonna go

919
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,039
ahead and drag Clayton home.

920
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 3: Tell your friend seven square circle of Hell.

921
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,199
Speaker 1: We got a dollar for six.

922
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, just tell everybody's bread the word.

923
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah for sure.

924
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh god, it's okay. There's so much bloke.

925
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,719
What's a little more right?

926
00:38:00,039 --> 00:38:02,599
Speaker 3: Can't be any more concussed than he already is. Don't

927
00:38:02,639 --> 00:38:03,639
even worry about it.

928
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,039
Speaker 1: Well, thank you Beetlejuice for everything you taught me.

929
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: Hey, you're welcome anytime. I had a great.

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Speaker 1: Time, and thanks for listening. This has been good Morning

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from Hell.

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Speaker 2: Please tell your friends about this show, and if you

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want to support us and get all the cool stuff

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on our Patreon, you can do that good Morning from

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Hell dot com or you get this cool man. We're

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gonna need a new one. Pages are all bloody in

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this nopad, but you can get that short out.

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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell dot com. All right, Chris, Chris, Yeah,

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keep out here. Yeah yeah, I'll spit it off like you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Josh Corey for coming on as the

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weirdest boxer that Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice to boxer real weird.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a.

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Speaker 1: Podcast it's actually about boxing. Can you tell us about

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it what it is?

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you guys. I had a lot of fun

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on My new podcast is called From Writer to Fighter.

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It is an audio documentary the true story of how,

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six months before my wedding, I decided to train to

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become a real amateur fighter and it revealed a lot

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about myself. I suffered, both physically and emotionally. And it's

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for everybody. If you like underdog stories, whether that be

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a sports story or a human story, I think you'll enjoy.

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So that's available wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 2: So you six months of train up to fight your wife.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I'm six months out from my wedding.

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Should I also do this?

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Speaker 1: Should I get into boxing as well?

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Speaker 3: Look, man, there's a lot of changes that you know

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happen at this time, and you know, you get a

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little scared, and maybe the only thing you can control

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is standing across from another man and going mono imano.

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You know that simplifies things for some people. It certainly

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did for me.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure your wife really appreciated the bruises and

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the cuts on your face, the wedding photos.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I looked real bad. I'll send you guys some photos.

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I actually broke my nose in three places and ended

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up having to get plastic surgery. But after the it

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wasn't broken severely enough that it ruined the photos. She

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might not have gone through with it. I one.

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Speaker 2: We met you through zach Ander. Y'all wrote together on Speechless.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he's such a funny guy. I love him so much. Yeah,

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we actually got together to do a couple little boxing

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videos to promote the show. He's a wonderful guy. I'm

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also writing on a Haunted Hotel right now. It's an

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animated show on Netflix. The second season we'll be coming

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out in the fall, and there's a little crossover. The

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show takes place on a Hell mount. Oh nice, maybe

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some of your listeners have heard of it. Nice.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna talk about why we're going to Hell

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and everyone go check out.

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Speaker 1: From writer to fighter

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for being on, Josh, Thanks you guys.