WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:04.960 Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:10.119 Kelly Show. Ah a fantastic, fantastic Wednesday. We're going to 3 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:13.119 talk about the fact that Secret Service snipers can't shoot 4 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:17.199 the Communist in New York City as a bunch of 5 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:21.079 young evil Communists working form who are rich kids. Surprise, surprise, 6 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:25.480 Americans still can't afford things emails. So much more coming 7 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:28.559 up in the second hour of the world famous Jesse 8 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:32.000 Kelly's Show. But all that has to be set aside 9 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:36.880 because we have an announcement to make about what we're 10 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:42.399 going to begin on the show. And I have always 11 00:00:42.439 --> 00:00:47.119 told you there's no limit to what you can accomplish 12 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:50.039 if you're willing to take credit for other people's work. 13 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:54.920 And I stand by that, No, seriously, I believe in 14 00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:00.640 giving people credit where credit is due. And an idea, 15 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:04.480 an idea that popped into our head some time ago, 16 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:09.159 made Jewish producer Chris producer Cory, and the idea actually 17 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:14.159 came from some ridiculous voicemail we got back when we 18 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:17.400 used to take voicemails. Don't do that anymore. But I 19 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:20.079 was talking about Haiti and how it's pretty much the 20 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.400 worst place on the planet a complete dump in every 21 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:26.159 possible way. It's awful, and how we should not be 22 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:29.760 importing Haitians into the United States of America. And we 23 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:31.400 got this voicemail. 24 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:35.480 Mister Kelly. Thank you for your work. 25 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:38.799 But as you refer to Haitians going home to eat 26 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:41.640 each other, they are not cannibals. 27 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:43.319 Please watch your words. 28 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:49.439 Educate yourself more on other cultures because they're beautiful people. 29 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:54.799 Their country is just riddled with corruption. Okay, thank you, sir, 30 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:55.560 have a good night. 31 00:01:56.599 --> 00:02:04.319 Okay, So just a little recap one. It's a horrible country. 32 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:09.120 There are many, many cultures, including Haitian culture, that are 33 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:14.439 disgusting in horrible places. At one point in time, he 34 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:17.800 may still be in charge. The leader of Haiti was 35 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:21.560 a man nicknamed Barbecue. You know how he got that name. 36 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:24.759 It wasn't because he made a great baby back rib. 37 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:30.240 He got that name because he ate people. Okay. All 38 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:35.199 cultures are not equal. There are cultures that are filthy 39 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:42.159 and horrible and oppressive and disgusting, cultures that encourage murder, torture, 40 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:47.199 where people live in poverty, a living hell. And you, 41 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:51.479 if you are listening to me from America, should bend 42 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:55.120 down and kiss the ground and thank the Good Lord 43 00:02:55.199 --> 00:02:59.319 on High every single day that you don't live in 44 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:02.840 so many of the dumps that are across the globe. 45 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:08.240 And so we thought, after we thought and thought and 46 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:13.719 thought and thought about it, we thought, well, yeah, there's 47 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:17.759 a lot of really bad places, but which one's the worst? 48 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:25.680 Which country is the crappiest country on the planet. We 49 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:28.680 should figure this out. We should come up with the 50 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:33.800 top or bottom contenders, and we should figure out what's 51 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:39.680 the crappiest country on Earth? And starting Monday, we will 52 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:45.599 dig in. It's the twenty twenty five crappiest country in 53 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:57.439 the world. Competition starting on Monday. I would say, I 54 00:03:57.439 --> 00:03:59.039 think you know what we're going to do this Chris. 55 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:04.639 Halfway through our two on Monday, remind me, halfway through 56 00:04:04.719 --> 00:04:08.319 our two on Monday, the competition begins. What Chris, What 57 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:14.080 Chris said the first half? Chris, don't interrupt me and 58 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:16.800 say stupid things because I get confused. He said, which 59 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:19.920 half the first half or second half? Halfway through the 60 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:23.439 second hour on Monday, the competition begins. It's going to 61 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:30.600 be fierce. We've gone through the contenders, and man, it 62 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:33.079 looks like I'll say this a lot of them want 63 00:04:33.079 --> 00:04:35.480 to be champion. A lot of them want to be 64 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:39.120 crown champion. How do you how do you choose? Is 65 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:43.879 that the rampant filth everywhere, the acceptance of the abuse 66 00:04:43.959 --> 00:04:48.319 of women, just throwing trash bags in the river. I 67 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:50.839 don't know. I don't know who will be our champion. 68 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:54.040 I don't want to handicap things, but I do know 69 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:57.720 we are going to let them work it out. We 70 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:01.240 believe in competition here on this show, So we are 71 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:06.519 going to go find oh the putrid, fly ridden, disgusting 72 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:10.360 places on the planet, and we're going to allow them 73 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:15.720 to fight it out. Let's find out which place truly 74 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:21.000 is the crappiest. And here's how we're going to handle this. 75 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:24.759 And you may not have social media. If not, don't 76 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:27.319 worry about it at all, because I probably have veto 77 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:30.279 not probably I have veto power. Anyway, if I disagree 78 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:34.959 with the people, I will actually put up a public 79 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:40.199 pull on the show's Twitter account, the show's x account 80 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:44.680 the day of the competition, that day when there's when 81 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:48.560 there's one day, it'll be one matchup. We haven't totally 82 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:50.759 decided how many how many countries are going to compete, 83 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:56.959 yet I would guess eight, maybe sixteen. We're sifting through 84 00:05:56.959 --> 00:06:01.120 the finalists as we speak, but I am going to 85 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:04.199 allow you to vote on It's just look up Jesse 86 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:08.240 Kelly's Show, Jesse Kelly's Show on Twitter or x. There's 87 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:10.480 nothing there right now except for well, there's a bunch there, 88 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:12.920 but there's no poll there for you to vote on yet. 89 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:16.279 We are not going to put up that pool until Monday, 90 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:20.040 the first of our two contenders. We'll figure it out. 91 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:24.920 I'm very excited about this. I'm very excited, and I'm 92 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:28.279 not gonna lie. Part of my excitement is just thinking 93 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:30.319 about this guy listening to it the whole time. 94 00:06:31.519 --> 00:06:33.959 Mister Kelly, thank you for your work. 95 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:37.279 But as you refer to Haitians going home to eat 96 00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:41.800 each other, they are not cannibals. Please watch your words. 97 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:47.959 Educate yourself more on other cultures because they're beautiful people. 98 00:06:48.519 --> 00:06:53.639 Their country is just riddled with corruption. Okay, thank you, sir, have. 99 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:54.040 A good night. 100 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:58.879 Oh you are very welcome. Thank no, no, don't thank me, 101 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:04.079 thank you, sir. Thank you. You have inspired us to 102 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:06.959 greatness here on the Jesse Kelly Show, and we intend 103 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:07.800 to climb that mountain. 104 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:08.480 Now. 105 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:14.560 It's enough of that I uh, I've talked to you 106 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:23.360 before about diversity and how it's awful. It should never ever, ever, ever, 107 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:28.319 ever be a goal of any kind ever. Diversity should 108 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:32.160 never be the goal. If you ever allow that goal 109 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:36.800 to creep in in any way, you will negatively affect 110 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:41.079 whatever you're trying to diversify. And it doesn't matter what 111 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:45.000 the circumstances are. If you're the high school choir teacher 112 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:48.199 and you decide we need more tall kids, gotta have 113 00:07:48.319 --> 00:07:52.120 more tall kids, the choir will get worse. If you 114 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:55.199 are a company, hey we don't we don't have enough 115 00:07:55.839 --> 00:08:00.720 Asians and you seek to only higher Asians, what you're 116 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:04.959 doing is you're reducing the pool of people you can 117 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:08.319 sift through, and you will get worse. It is inevitable. 118 00:08:08.360 --> 00:08:13.279 Whatever you are attempting to diversify will slowly rot away, 119 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:17.000 and in the end, unless you reverse course, it will die. 120 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:20.519 I have called it over and over again, the death 121 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:24.879 of everything. That's what diversity truly is. Diversity is the 122 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:30.759 death of everything. Whatever you're diversifying will rot away and 123 00:08:30.879 --> 00:08:35.200 die in the end. And when I say that's happening 124 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:41.639 at a university somewhere UCLA, you say, yeah, that sucks. 125 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:48.799 It's terrible, okay. But the problem is when you are 126 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:55.759 diversifying critically important parts of your society, it can actually 127 00:08:55.840 --> 00:09:00.879 bring down an entire nation because critically important things, things 128 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:05.240 you need, things I need, they are rotting away, they're 129 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:08.679 withering away, and they're dying. And because you're not always 130 00:09:08.679 --> 00:09:10.759 involved in everything, and I'm not always involved in everything, 131 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:13.840 I don't know everything. You don't know everything. Because we're 132 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:18.320 not involved in everything. The rot we can't always see it. 133 00:09:19.639 --> 00:09:24.559 Sometimes oftentimes we don't even know what's happening until it's 134 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:30.799 too late. You remember the day that almost changed everything, 135 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:36.360 a day that you still remember, but it was a 136 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:39.240 day if it had gone a little bit differently, you 137 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:42.159 would remember the rest of your life. You would tell 138 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:46.279 your children and your grandchildren about that day. You remember. 139 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:50.240 I'm talking about the day Donald Trump was shot in 140 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:54.080 the ear, the day Corey compared it to were On 141 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:58.919 was shot and killed. The day in Butler, Pennsylvania, when 142 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:01.399 an assassin was allowed to take a rooftop one hundred 143 00:10:01.399 --> 00:10:05.799 and forty eight meters from the president's skull. Let's talk 144 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:10.840 about the Secret Service. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 145 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:14.799 on a Wonderful wonderful, fantastic Wednesday. 146 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:15.080 Member. 147 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:19.919 You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 148 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:23.360 So just a quick rewind because we're gonna move on 149 00:10:23.399 --> 00:10:25.919 to talk about other stuff. Gets to some emails. You 150 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:30.279 remember the day where Donald Trump was almost assassinated in Butler, Pennsylvania. 151 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:37.120 Let's do recall that that was a successful assassination attempt. 152 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:45.279 But for luck, that was a successful assassination attempt. The assassin, 153 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:51.039 he reconned it. He made entry with his weapon, he 154 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:57.279 assumed the crow's nest shooting position he wanted, lined up 155 00:10:57.279 --> 00:11:03.000 his target, and made the shot. Donald Trump happened to, 156 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:06.039 by the grace of God, turned his head at the 157 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:09.360 exact moment, which is why he got grazed in the 158 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:15.000 ear instead of having his brains splattered all over the stage. 159 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:20.879 How does that happen? How does that happen? Because my 160 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:26.240 entire life I have known and looked up to the 161 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:30.799 United States Secret Service. I mean, my goodness, they're featured 162 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.840 in the movies all the time, from In the Line 163 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:39.080 of Fire, great old Clint Eastwood movie to Last Boy Scout? 164 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:43.200 And what are these Secret Service agents all the time 165 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:50.399 in these movies? Highly trained, tough as nails in shape, 166 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:54.720 looking out like a hawk for danger, ready to jump 167 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:58.639 in front of a bullet to stop at assassin. So 168 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:03.039 I'm the day Donald Trump almost had his head blown off? 169 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:10.399 Where were all those guys? I remember the video. One 170 00:12:10.399 --> 00:12:14.879 of the people tasked with protecting Donald Trump. She couldn't 171 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:18.000 get her weapon back in her holster. I remember it. 172 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:21.519 I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember my 173 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:24.960 old company first sergeant sent me a message about it. Now, 174 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:26.799 he was a bad, bad man, don't get me wrong, but 175 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:33.200 he was freaking mortified. Mortified. How does that happen? Headline 176 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:41.039 Secret Service counter sniper team drastically understaffed, putting protect these 177 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:45.600 lives in danger. I won't go into all the details 178 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:50.000 of it, but it's well beyond understaffing. You see, some 179 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:54.440 counter snipers did not meet the mandatory weapons requalification requirement. 180 00:12:55.039 --> 00:13:00.360 Counter snipers who missed mandatory weapons requalification sessions nonethles less 181 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:04.919 supported forty seven of the four hundred and twenty six events. 182 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:08.879 We have counter snipers, not just any Secret Service agents. 183 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:14.080 The counter sniper teams tasked with locating enemy snipers and 184 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:18.200 shooting them before they can shoot the protectee. We have 185 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:23.240 counter sniper teams who can't hit the target. And this 186 00:13:23.320 --> 00:13:26.799 is what happens. This is the rot I'm talking about 187 00:13:27.039 --> 00:13:30.519 when you look at anything, your Little League team or 188 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:34.960 the United States Secret Service, your pastor team, or your college, 189 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:40.600 your your company, or who knows what, When you look 190 00:13:40.639 --> 00:13:43.720 at it and you say, you know what, we have 191 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:47.120 too much of whatever X is. Too many white people, 192 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:50.240 too many men, too many black people, too many we 193 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:54.399 have too much of this, no more of that. We 194 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:57.159 need to get rid of them and bring in some of. 195 00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:58.600 X, Y or Z. 196 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:03.080 The second you do this, whatever, you do it too, 197 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:09.440 it will start to die. It will start so oftentimes 198 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.399 it'll be slow. Right when you fire one dude and 199 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:16.000 make sure he's replaced by a woman, you're not going 200 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:24.000 out of business the next day. It happens slowly, but surely, slowly, 201 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:28.159 it gets a little worse. And then you keep doing it, 202 00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:30.879 and it gets a little worse, and then you keep 203 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:33.240 doing it. It gets a little worse, and soon the 204 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:37.600 diversity hires you've brought in, they they only hire other 205 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:42.759 diversity hires. And soon it's snowballing and snowballing and snowballing. 206 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:45.120 And one day, ten years later, you look at your 207 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:48.519 profit loss and you say, what what the what happened? 208 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.799 We used to be We used to be profitable. No 209 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:56.279 more declear bankruptcy. One day you wake up and you 210 00:14:56.320 --> 00:15:00.799 look out at your secret Service counter sniper the shooting results, 211 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:04.120 and you find out the counter snipers, who should be 212 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:06.559 able to shoot the balls off a NAT, they can't 213 00:15:06.639 --> 00:15:11.879 hit anything anymore. How did that happen? Diversity is how 214 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:18.720 it happened. Focusing on everything else except for training. Find 215 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:24.080 the best, brightest, smartest, bring them in, train them up, 216 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:26.879 and make sure you have killers with the long gun 217 00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:30.240 protecting Donald Trump when he is at a rally in Butler. 218 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:32.480 I've brought it up before, I'll bring it up again. 219 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:36.720 To have an unsecured rooftop one hundred and forty eight 220 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:40.600 meters from the president of the United States of America 221 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:47.639 almost sounds almost sounds malicious to me. I don't have 222 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:50.200 Secret Service training. I know a little bit about shooting. 223 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:53.399 I don't have Secret Service training. I could walk out 224 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:58.159 there and say, uh, that rooftop, someone's going to be 225 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:01.440 on that right or so very least there's going to 226 00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:06.840 be a sniper team looking at that right unsecured with 227 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:10.679 no eyes on it. Diversity is the death of everything. 228 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:15.879 Let's do some emails. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 229 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:18.919 Before we get to some emails here, and then we'll 230 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:22.240 get to just a little bit of this Epstein press 231 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:24.480 conference from today and other things. All that stuff is 232 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:29.279 still to come. I wanted to talk about something pretty 233 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:33.279 serious here. It's from the New York Post today and 234 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:39.440 the headline is what is jetbelly and how to milk 235 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:42.840 your gas in the plane seat if you need a 236 00:16:42.919 --> 00:16:47.519 mid flight toot. And I understand this can get uncomfortable, 237 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:52.440 that talking about these personal things can get uncomfortable. But 238 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:57.799 I've done a lot of flying in my life, and 239 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:00.679 I'm going to give you just a little bit here, 240 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:04.519 just a little pointer, all right. You know why people 241 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:10.160 get upset stomachs when they fly, You me, everybody, because 242 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:13.279 you eat like garbage in the airport. I do too, 243 00:17:13.880 --> 00:17:17.160 Believe me. I am not pointing fingers in the airport. 244 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:20.599 It's mostly garbage meals. You're not gonna find it a 245 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:24.279 roast chicken or something like that. You're getting chicken strips 246 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:27.359 or snacks. So you're eating like garbage in the airport. 247 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:33.079 And people compound this problem by drinking in the airport. 248 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:35.839 It's a very natural thing people do. You're stuck in 249 00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:38.759 the airport, you don't have to drive anywhere. I'll belly 250 00:17:38.839 --> 00:17:41.480 up to the bar and have a couple beers. Well, 251 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:45.079 what happens when you have a double cheeseburger from Jack 252 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:47.920 in the box and wash it down with three bud heavies. 253 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:50.920 Let me go ahead and spoil it for you. The 254 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:54.799 stomach's gonna be a bubblin known as the bubble guts 255 00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:59.000 or the bubs, depending on where you are. And so 256 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:03.680 there may come a day, God forbid, but there may 257 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:07.000 come a day this happens to you when you're flying. 258 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:14.160 Allow me to help you out if if the need arises, 259 00:18:16.400 --> 00:18:23.599 do not do not, under any circumstances. Make the very 260 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:29.119 common mistake, And that's tried to cough to cover up 261 00:18:29.839 --> 00:18:35.079 for your part. It's a terrible mistake for a couple 262 00:18:35.079 --> 00:18:42.359 different reasons. One timing. The timing is not always precise. 263 00:18:42.920 --> 00:18:46.440 If you're going to try to employ this technique, I 264 00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:50.319 would highly suggest you practice at home or at work, 265 00:18:50.599 --> 00:18:53.720 depending on how well you get along with your coworkers. 266 00:18:54.279 --> 00:19:01.200 Sometimes that doesn't exactly line up with them. And then 267 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:05.920 you just went and now everybody knows. Are you going 268 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:09.039 to time that perfectly? I don't know, and neither do you. 269 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:16.160 That's one two. On a plane, part of what can 270 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:23.039 make air travels so terrible is you're trapped. You're on 271 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:26.480 a big metal tube in the air at thirty thousand 272 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:33.279 feet with other people and you are trapped, so are they. 273 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:40.039 What if it goes wrong you start coughing to try 274 00:19:40.039 --> 00:19:45.680 to cover up for your gas problems. What if it's 275 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:50.319 not totally gas that comes out. What if it's a 276 00:19:50.319 --> 00:19:56.519 little sotlid and you're on a plane. Now it's gone 277 00:19:56.559 --> 00:20:01.240 from bad tours. So allow me to give you a 278 00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:07.000 piece of advice. If it happens to you, you've eaten poorly, 279 00:20:07.599 --> 00:20:11.279 some bud heavies, whatever the case may be, and the 280 00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:18.640 need arises, what you do is you wait until they're 281 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:23.839 making an announcement on the loud speaker. Not only is 282 00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:27.720 it loud, the extra noise helps cover up the noise. 283 00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:32.880 It's loud, but it's distracting. People are listening in. They 284 00:20:32.920 --> 00:20:35.799 want to know are we delayed? Is their turbulence coming? 285 00:20:35.880 --> 00:20:41.000 Is there? Their attention is elsewhere? And that is when 286 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:47.200 you ever so gently let it out a little out 287 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:49.359 of time. Treat it like a pressure valve. You don't 288 00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:53.079 open it all at once, a little at a time. 289 00:20:54.039 --> 00:20:58.920 Unleash it as quietly as you can. Then, and this 290 00:20:59.079 --> 00:21:03.359 is important, the people around you will know that something 291 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:09.480 terrible has happened. Everybody will know you. You can be 292 00:21:09.559 --> 00:21:12.960 the first being the second is probably preferred, but you 293 00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:17.759 have to participate one hundred percent. Someone is going to 294 00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:22.599 start making faces, maybe they'll even say something, maybe they'll 295 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:26.519 start looking around. You had better be able to keep 296 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:31.920 a straight face and participate. Participate in the search for 297 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:35.799 the gasser. You have got to say, oh what, man, 298 00:21:36.519 --> 00:21:40.839 people are so rude, that's gosh, that's terrible. And then 299 00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:45.039 by now you'll be you'll be struggling to contain your laughter. 300 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:49.799 Put your head back, close your eyes, smile at a 301 00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:54.559 job well done. The loud speaker is your friend. There, 302 00:21:54.839 --> 00:21:57.920 I just helped everyone out on a Wednesday. Let's do 303 00:21:58.039 --> 00:22:01.359 some emails to your devil dog. I keep hearing about 304 00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:06.440 the paid protesters protesters you mentioned on today's show. Just 305 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:10.359 wondering if the IRS peruses this income ten ninety nine's 306 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:14.000 W two's Medicare fighter payments, so on and so forth. Well, 307 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:16.920 it's a very good point, and I'm glad you brought 308 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:23.200 that up. But who works at the IRS. Do you remember? 309 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:28.359 Do you remember how far and why the Biden corruption went? 310 00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:33.359 It was like everywhere we turned, the people inside of 311 00:22:33.400 --> 00:22:37.759 government agencies were helping cover for the family. We're attacking 312 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.119 their political opponents and cover for the family. FBI gets 313 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:45.920 a laptop up, let's hide it. Do you remember Do 314 00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:51.720 you remember the special counsel? They put somebody in charge 315 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:56.039 of investigating Hunter Biden's crimes. This was supposed to be 316 00:22:56.079 --> 00:23:01.359 the crime fighter. The crime fighter came up with essentially 317 00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:04.480 a deal that let him off scot free for what 318 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:09.119 he'd done and had what amounted to a future pardon 319 00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:12.599 aspect to it. Of Hey, anything else that may came out, 320 00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:15.480 that may come out, you're free of that too. That 321 00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:19.680 was a special council. It was so egregious. The judge 322 00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:23.480 in Delaware looked at it and went, wait, what, No, 323 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:26.200 this is what kind of a deal is this? We're 324 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:32.480 not doing this. And also remember the IRS got involved. 325 00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:38.799 You remember that. Remember the IRS whistleblowers came forward. Do 326 00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:43.079 you remember what those whistleblowers said? Oh, paraphrase, for the 327 00:23:43.079 --> 00:23:44.880 sake of time, there are other things I want to 328 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:48.799 get to here. But the IRS whistle blowers essentially came 329 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:51.279 forward and said, yeah, the IRS is covering for the 330 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:56.680 Biden family. This is our problem, and it's a problem 331 00:23:56.720 --> 00:24:00.839 that the Trump administration is beginning to solve. But the 332 00:24:01.039 --> 00:24:08.880 entire federal government, federal agencies, we rely upon. They They 333 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:13.720 are the ones tasked with investigating the crimes communists commit, 334 00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:19.519 elected communists, street communists. They are the ones in charge 335 00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:23.759 of investigating these crimes. And as we've discussed so many 336 00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:28.240 times before, the elite communists and street communists may be separate, 337 00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:33.000 and they may have different motivations, but they most definitely 338 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:39.519 work together. The elite communists know part of their job 339 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:44.839 is to keep the street communists out of jail. Yeah, 340 00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:50.920 the IRS should look into this. And remember, forensic accounting 341 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:53.640 is a very fascinating field. It's way too smart for me, 342 00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:56.759 way beyond my ability. I don't even think they taught 343 00:24:56.759 --> 00:25:01.839 it at my community college. But what Chris, But it's 344 00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:06.119 hard to track dark money. It's very, very difficult, and 345 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:11.440 in some cases, because of the laws that protect nonprofits, 346 00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:14.960 in some cases it's impossible. You can get and I've 347 00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:17.920 talked to them. The best investigative journalists in the world. 348 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:21.079 They can't either. They can't even travel all the way 349 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:23.839 down the rabbit hole because they run into things they 350 00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:26.400 don't they're not allowed to have access to. It's a 351 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:30.880 good idea, but it's gonna take some work. Let's talk 352 00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:35.559 about these young evil communists, and let's talk about a 353 00:25:35.599 --> 00:25:38.519 man towing away an ice vehicle. What hang on? 354 00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:39.559 It is. 355 00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:44.799 Show on a wonderful Wednesday Memory. You can email the 356 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:49.000 show Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com before I get back 357 00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:50.759 to the emails. And I'm gonna try to chop away 358 00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:52.160 at a bunch of those. I'm gonna do a couple 359 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:55.720 of things here. So there's an article today out of 360 00:25:55.720 --> 00:26:01.079 the New York Post zoron Mandani's brain trust is full 361 00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:05.839 of young, privileged lefty radicals with little government experience who 362 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:09.599 could one day lead New York City. And there's just 363 00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:12.039 one little couple little bits from the article that are 364 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:17.000 so good. Out of the roughly twenty operatives eight or 365 00:26:17.119 --> 00:26:21.799 under thirty six years old, three have ties to Soros, 366 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:27.359 and about half a dozen grew up in million dollar pads. 367 00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:31.559 According to Zilo estimates, the median salary and the big 368 00:26:31.559 --> 00:26:35.119 apples fifty eight thousand dollars a year. Many of Mam 369 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:38.640 Donnie's top confidants rake in an average of ten to 370 00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:45.359 twelve thousand dollars a month. Twelve of the twenty grew 371 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:49.440 up in million dollar homes. It makes me laugh because 372 00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:54.000 the story of communism is the same, over and over 373 00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:58.759 and over again. Every single place it takes hold, it's 374 00:26:58.920 --> 00:27:04.799 always some rich kid. It's always a rich kid with 375 00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:10.079 a god complex and a desire to find and lead 376 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:15.079 some sort of struggle who ends up mass murdering millions 377 00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:20.200 and millions of people every single well, almost Stalin is 378 00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:23.440 Stalin might be the only exception to this rule. Actually, 379 00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:29.640 with the exception of Stalin, every single time when there 380 00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:34.039 is a communist leader, it's a rich kid. It's a 381 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:39.599 privileged god complex little snot who doesn't think they're ever 382 00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:43.440 going to have to live with the horrible results of 383 00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:47.400 everything they're doing. They believe they should be in charge 384 00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:51.799 of everything underneath the sun. And as their plans fail 385 00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:56.480 like they always do and normal people die, they don't care. 386 00:27:57.279 --> 00:28:00.440 Never moves them at all. It's always the same thing, 387 00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:04.000 over and over and over and over again. And as 388 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:06.319 long as we're talking about some of this stuff. Let 389 00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:10.279 me bring this up briefly. I'm aware that there was 390 00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:13.960 a press conference today for well, it was called an 391 00:28:14.039 --> 00:28:19.279 Epstein Victims press conference. You can go look look at 392 00:28:19.319 --> 00:28:22.599 it for yourself. It's about the Jeffrey Epstein stuff. Here 393 00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:23.119 was part of it. 394 00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:23.960 Transparracy. 395 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:27.920 Has justice release the files and the secrecy and stand 396 00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:32.279 with us and declaring that no one, no billionaires, no politicians, 397 00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:36.400 not world leaders, is above the law. Several of us 398 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:42.599 Epstein survivors have been discussing creating our own list of names. 399 00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:51.319 We know the names many of us were abused by them. Now, 400 00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:55.279 together as survivors, we will confidentially compile the names we 401 00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:58.960