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<v Speaker 1>The boat ride looks miserable. Okay, itchy board.

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<v Speaker 2>The checutter board is it looks so spicy and the

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<v Speaker 2>weather has turned Okay, it looks like hours before a

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<v Speaker 2>natural disaster. I love him. Welcome Trascos, a recap of

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<v Speaker 2>the bat TV. It's Real Housewives, It's Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you chewing gum?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What a baseless accusation.

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<v Speaker 3>M seems like you got a little tongue tied there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, okay, No, it's everything's going great. My

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<v Speaker 2>tongue tongue feels good. It was to Airwan today, got

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<v Speaker 2>out of got got out of there really quickly. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like that Homer Simpson Grandma, grandpa meme. You know

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<v Speaker 2>where he walks in he walks right account.

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<v Speaker 4>And uh for the audience that doesn't know what Irwan

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<v Speaker 4>is or Irwan who doesn't know what it's a place

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<v Speaker 4>where it's uh, the impression you get is a bunch

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<v Speaker 4>of hippies own the store. So boy, they're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be giving away like a sprout sandwiches, but in reality

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<v Speaker 4>they're going to charge you for a turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The cauliflower is the most expensive cauliflower in America. I think,

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<v Speaker 2>but listen, that's not important. Okay, but I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 2>barring that, like, except for the parents and the children,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that we should just that should just be

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<v Speaker 2>a honeypot, just open the floor into the nether world

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<v Speaker 2>and then let's move on. I mean, it's just ridiculous

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<v Speaker 2>that one offer the sports and slutch.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you gotta be kidding me. All right, let's kid,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what I'm talking about. Okay, it's crazy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dylan. That's pat.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice to be here, Ruby, I still have hot How

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<v Speaker 5>are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? Caln's joining us. Hello, we're here to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Be sure you're not chewing gum.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I thought I heard a little squish between your teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I have it parked, so you are chewing gum.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not chewing gum. I have it parked. Patrick.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's leave it parked and put the emergency break on

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<v Speaker 3>so it doesn't move. Ruby, I just.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't believe you lied to your face like that. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>so sorry for my brother's That was really it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, let's go Nickerbockers, Let's go t b shabs.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby's call age from New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're gonna get into Rhode Island right now, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna give our pizza chips. Okay, no, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give my pizza chips.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to do any we don't have. This

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<v Speaker 3>is mind to pay well paywall. Who cares? Although this

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<v Speaker 3>is the free little sample that we give audience.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I'm not even gonna pay attention to

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<v Speaker 2>that anymore. You know, no, Heaven's.

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<v Speaker 3>Helps drive traffic to Patrios.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you want to listen, go to Patrios.

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<v Speaker 3>DAYLN before you get started.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a rotten attitude tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to say I have I have decided it's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna shock the little batties.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to shock a ruby right now, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>While the rating system is perfect as is by swearing

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<v Speaker 4>on children's line.

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<v Speaker 1>What episode is this? Is this episode seven? Yep?

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<v Speaker 4>You just never know what the perfect rating system is

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be until it's established as a necessary part of

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<v Speaker 4>the show thematically. So with that, the rating systems crackers

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<v Speaker 4>based on what well it's been brought up every episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it was gonna be a standalone. I want crackers.

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<v Speaker 4>Where's crackers? I feel like I need a cracker. By

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<v Speaker 4>the way, I've never seen someone that skinny eat crackers

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<v Speaker 4>that much, because crackers generally, I like that makes you fast.

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<v Speaker 2>I like women who have been run over by and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, listen, it doesn't matter. Okay, we're all we

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<v Speaker 2>have a we have a trowelve of apples to dive in.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, how what do you call that where you

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<v Speaker 2>eat it with your mouth?

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<v Speaker 1>Just the mouth? Yeah, we have so many rating systems.

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<v Speaker 2>We can Bob Ruby, go ahead and tell us how

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<v Speaker 2>many X you give X?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought that this episode was largely uneventful, and in

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<v Speaker 5>any other franchise that would have been a waste of

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<v Speaker 5>my time, right because it's these women for some reason,

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<v Speaker 5>like I have like four pages of notes somehow, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know how that's possible. Nothing happened. It was a

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<v Speaker 5>very kind of kind of bad episode, and yet I

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<v Speaker 5>love Alicia more and more every day. Ashley, obviously, her

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<v Speaker 5>child that was terrible. That was very hard to watch.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything else she just can't stop crying. I think these

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<v Speaker 5>people have a lot of longevity. I am very happy

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<v Speaker 5>that Bravo made this call. I swear on a sixty

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<v Speaker 5>four kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Great job, Bravo. Can I go next?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Agree with everything Ruby said. At some point in my

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<v Speaker 1>note said.

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<v Speaker 2>For a Trip episode, for a Trip series, this is

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<v Speaker 2>not great. Okay, We're at this dilapidated, fucking, disgusting, haunted place. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the energy is not bright. It's actually an fact dark rula.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not cute, babe. Okay, it's not cute. Show up

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<v Speaker 2>to film. You don't have an unknown virus that no

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<v Speaker 2>one's ever isolated, that doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, maybe she went on a cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Show up to film. I'm starting to warm to Rosie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>her talking heads and the things that she says about

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<v Speaker 2>Kelsey are so vicious and so funny. But the uneventfulness

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<v Speaker 2>case in point. We've got a giant blow up water slide,

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<v Speaker 2>right and some sex traffic young man named Boris. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if we're going to do this slide, I want Liz on,

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<v Speaker 2>I want Alicia on.

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<v Speaker 1>I want them to be.

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<v Speaker 2>On the verge of dangerously inebriated. Okay, I don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to see Ashley and Rosie having fun on a slide.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's like come on, okay, Well Liz.

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<v Speaker 4>Took off because she didn't think that young guys wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to have sex with a fifty year old woman, and

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<v Speaker 4>she can be more wrong, right, right, exactly, Definitely, young

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<v Speaker 4>dudes will have sex with a fifty year old woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh totally, Patty, did I give it seventy pizza chips?

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with what both you said.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do you want to do a little Patty's

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<v Speaker 2>personal storytime or.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I first moved out here that the third

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<v Speaker 4>girl I ever slept with. Her name was Madonna. She

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<v Speaker 4>was a costume person for the film that with one

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<v Speaker 4>of the first films with Angela Joe Lee playing by

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<v Speaker 4>the Heart, also with John Stewart. Anyway, I'm out here,

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<v Speaker 4>she's hot, first black girl. That's where you go black.

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<v Speaker 4>You never go back except maybe thirty more times. I

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<v Speaker 4>went back right right, yes, but yeah, she was like

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<v Speaker 4>forty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Coolty good, Yeah, Yeah, I didn't mind at all.

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<v Speaker 2>How many children would you swear on that experience?

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<v Speaker 4>It's swear like ninety okay, okay, but anyway, okay, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they made us wait till the tail end of this

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<v Speaker 4>episode to maybe get a glimpse of what might have

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<v Speaker 4>been on that video. And I still have no idea

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<v Speaker 4>what's on that video, so that they really teased us

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<v Speaker 4>till the end to not really give us a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little pedias grabbing a little bit of butt cheek kissing

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<v Speaker 2>somebody goodbye, saying goodbye with the long, long lips.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, well I want to see the videotape. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>I think the whole blow up slide thing was actually

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<v Speaker 4>in lieu of some kind of cancelation of sorts. I

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<v Speaker 4>think the ladies were supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go somewhere right right and something.

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<v Speaker 4>Fell through, and so producers were quick on their feet. Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>I know a rental place around the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they have like a you know, boggle boggle.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they they bought, they have an idea, they

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<v Speaker 2>just but they hit the boggle and it's like blow

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<v Speaker 2>up inflatable slide and like there you go, do that?

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<v Speaker 2>What this makes no sense. We're in a gothic, haunted,

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting mansion.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd argue to go to this mansion and then this

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<v Speaker 3>is where we spend in an entire day. It was

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<v Speaker 3>pretty dump. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to dig in

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of crackers for that. So I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 3>it fourteen crackers.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that is not a lot, Kaylen. How many do

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<v Speaker 1>you give it? I'll give it one hundred. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to now, you have to stop it. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>stop saying one hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And also, Kalyn is going to be a good podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Kaylen, Kaylin. This show airs on Sunday. We record this

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<v Speaker 4>podcast on Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you can watch the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, he has too much Japanese animations.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what. Shari jumped on the bandwagon. She's like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not watching that trash and Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought you were gonna say one piece