Speaker 1: The boat ride looks miserable. Okay, itchy board.
Speaker 2: The checutter board is it looks so spicy and the
Speaker 2: weather has turned Okay, it looks like hours before a
Speaker 2: natural disaster. I love him. Welcome Trascos, a recap of
Speaker 2: the bat TV. It's Real Housewives, It's Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: Are you chewing gum?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What? What a baseless accusation.
Speaker 3: M seems like you got a little tongue tied there.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, okay, No, it's everything's going great. My
Speaker 2: tongue tongue feels good. It was to Airwan today, got
Speaker 2: out of got got out of there really quickly. It
Speaker 2: was like that Homer Simpson Grandma, grandpa meme. You know
Speaker 2: where he walks in he walks right account.
Speaker 4: And uh for the audience that doesn't know what Irwan
Speaker 4: is or Irwan who doesn't know what it's a place
Speaker 4: where it's uh, the impression you get is a bunch
Speaker 4: of hippies own the store. So boy, they're going to
Speaker 4: be giving away like a sprout sandwiches, but in reality
Speaker 4: they're going to charge you for a turkey.
Speaker 1: Sound yeah.
Speaker 2: The cauliflower is the most expensive cauliflower in America. I think,
Speaker 2: but listen, that's not important. Okay, but I gotta say,
Speaker 2: barring that, like, except for the parents and the children,
Speaker 2: I think that we should just that should just be
Speaker 2: a honeypot, just open the floor into the nether world
Speaker 2: and then let's move on. I mean, it's just ridiculous
Speaker 2: that one offer the sports and slutch.
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta be kidding me. All right, let's kid,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm talking about. Okay, it's crazy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm Dylan. That's pat.
Speaker 5: Nice to be here, Ruby, I still have hot How
Speaker 5: are you good?
Speaker 1: Good? Caln's joining us. Hello, we're here to talk about it.
Speaker 3: Be sure you're not chewing gum.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought I heard a little squish between your teeth.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I have it parked, so you are chewing gum.
Speaker 1: I am not chewing gum. I have it parked. Patrick.
Speaker 3: Let's leave it parked and put the emergency break on
Speaker 3: so it doesn't move. Ruby, I just.
Speaker 5: Can't believe you lied to your face like that. I'm
Speaker 5: so sorry for my brother's That was really it was.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's go Nickerbockers, Let's go t b shabs.
Speaker 1: Ruby's call age from New York.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna get into Rhode Island right now, and
Speaker 2: we're gonna give our pizza chips. Okay, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give my pizza chips.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3: You don't want to do any we don't have. This
Speaker 3: is mind to pay well paywall. Who cares? Although this
Speaker 3: is the free little sample that we give audience.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm not even gonna pay attention to
Speaker 2: that anymore. You know, no, Heaven's.
Speaker 3: Helps drive traffic to Patrios.
Speaker 2: Well, we're doing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to listen, go to Patrios.
Speaker 3: DAYLN before you get started.
Speaker 1: You got a rotten attitude tonight.
Speaker 4: I have to say I have I have decided it's
Speaker 4: gonna shock the little batties.
Speaker 3: It's going to shock a ruby right now, all right.
Speaker 4: While the rating system is perfect as is by swearing
Speaker 4: on children's line.
Speaker 1: What episode is this? Is this episode seven? Yep?
Speaker 4: You just never know what the perfect rating system is
Speaker 4: gonna be until it's established as a necessary part of
Speaker 4: the show thematically. So with that, the rating systems crackers
Speaker 4: based on what well it's been brought up every episode.
Speaker 4: I thought it was gonna be a standalone. I want crackers.
Speaker 4: Where's crackers? I feel like I need a cracker. By
Speaker 4: the way, I've never seen someone that skinny eat crackers
Speaker 4: that much, because crackers generally, I like that makes you fast.
Speaker 2: I like women who have been run over by and
Speaker 2: you know, listen, it doesn't matter. Okay, we're all we
Speaker 2: have a we have a trowelve of apples to dive in.
Speaker 2: You know, how what do you call that where you
Speaker 2: eat it with your mouth?
Speaker 1: Just the mouth? Yeah, we have so many rating systems.
Speaker 2: We can Bob Ruby, go ahead and tell us how
Speaker 2: many X you give X?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I thought that this episode was largely uneventful, and in
Speaker 5: any other franchise that would have been a waste of
Speaker 5: my time, right because it's these women for some reason,
Speaker 5: like I have like four pages of notes somehow, I
Speaker 5: don't know how that's possible. Nothing happened. It was a
Speaker 5: very kind of kind of bad episode, and yet I
Speaker 5: love Alicia more and more every day. Ashley, obviously, her
Speaker 5: child that was terrible. That was very hard to watch.
Speaker 5: Everything else she just can't stop crying. I think these
Speaker 5: people have a lot of longevity. I am very happy
Speaker 5: that Bravo made this call. I swear on a sixty
Speaker 5: four kids.
Speaker 1: Great job, Bravo. Can I go next?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Agree with everything Ruby said. At some point in my
Speaker 1: note said.
Speaker 2: For a Trip episode, for a Trip series, this is
Speaker 2: not great. Okay, We're at this dilapidated, fucking, disgusting, haunted place. Okay,
Speaker 2: the energy is not bright. It's actually an fact dark rula.
Speaker 2: It's not cute, babe. Okay, it's not cute. Show up
Speaker 2: to film. You don't have an unknown virus that no
Speaker 2: one's ever isolated, that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe she went on a cruise.
Speaker 2: Show up to film. I'm starting to warm to Rosie. Okay,
Speaker 2: her talking heads and the things that she says about
Speaker 2: Kelsey are so vicious and so funny. But the uneventfulness
Speaker 2: case in point. We've got a giant blow up water slide,
Speaker 2: right and some sex traffic young man named Boris. Now,
Speaker 2: if we're going to do this slide, I want Liz on,
Speaker 2: I want Alicia on.
Speaker 1: I want them to be.
Speaker 2: On the verge of dangerously inebriated. Okay, I don't need
Speaker 2: to see Ashley and Rosie having fun on a slide.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like come on, okay, Well Liz.
Speaker 4: Took off because she didn't think that young guys wanted
Speaker 4: to have sex with a fifty year old woman, and
Speaker 4: she can be more wrong, right, right, exactly, Definitely, young
Speaker 4: dudes will have sex with a fifty year old woman.
Speaker 1: Oh totally, Patty, did I give it seventy pizza chips?
Speaker 1: Go ahead?
Speaker 3: I agree with what both you said.
Speaker 2: I can't do you want to do a little Patty's
Speaker 2: personal storytime or.
Speaker 1: Oh well sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: So when I first moved out here that the third
Speaker 4: girl I ever slept with. Her name was Madonna. She
Speaker 4: was a costume person for the film that with one
Speaker 4: of the first films with Angela Joe Lee playing by
Speaker 4: the Heart, also with John Stewart. Anyway, I'm out here,
Speaker 4: she's hot, first black girl. That's where you go black.
Speaker 4: You never go back except maybe thirty more times. I
Speaker 4: went back right right, yes, but yeah, she was like
Speaker 4: forty eight.
Speaker 1: Or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Coolty good, Yeah, Yeah, I didn't mind at all.
Speaker 2: How many children would you swear on that experience?
Speaker 4: It's swear like ninety okay, okay, but anyway, okay, so yeah,
Speaker 4: they made us wait till the tail end of this
Speaker 4: episode to maybe get a glimpse of what might have
Speaker 4: been on that video. And I still have no idea
Speaker 4: what's on that video, so that they really teased us
Speaker 4: till the end to not really give us a.
Speaker 2: Little pedias grabbing a little bit of butt cheek kissing
Speaker 2: somebody goodbye, saying goodbye with the long, long lips.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well I want to see the videotape. Also,
Speaker 4: I think the whole blow up slide thing was actually
Speaker 4: in lieu of some kind of cancelation of sorts. I
Speaker 4: think the ladies were supposed to.
Speaker 1: Go somewhere right right and something.
Speaker 4: Fell through, and so producers were quick on their feet. Hey,
Speaker 4: I know a rental place around the corner.
Speaker 3: Let's do this.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like they have like a you know, boggle boggle.
Speaker 2: It's like they they bought, they have an idea, they
Speaker 2: just but they hit the boggle and it's like blow
Speaker 2: up inflatable slide and like there you go, do that?
Speaker 2: What this makes no sense. We're in a gothic, haunted,
Speaker 2: disgusting mansion.
Speaker 3: I'd argue to go to this mansion and then this
Speaker 3: is where we spend in an entire day. It was
Speaker 3: pretty dump. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to dig in
Speaker 3: a couple of crackers for that. So I'm gonna give
Speaker 3: it fourteen crackers.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is not a lot, Kaylen. How many do
Speaker 1: you give it? I'll give it one hundred. You have
Speaker 1: to now, you have to stop it. You have to
Speaker 1: stop saying one hundred.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also, Kalyn is going to be a good podcast.
Speaker 4: Kaylen, Kaylin. This show airs on Sunday. We record this
Speaker 4: podcast on Monday.
Speaker 3: I think you can watch the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, he has too much Japanese animations.
Speaker 4: You know what. Shari jumped on the bandwagon. She's like,
Speaker 4: I'm not watching that trash and Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were gonna say one piece