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<v Speaker 1>One O one Lynchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Orlando's rock station, one O one one w

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<v Speaker 2>j r R. If you haven't done so already, we

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<v Speaker 2>strongly encourage you to vote each day, this morning, this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh for you say we play? You can do that

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<v Speaker 2>on our JR Facebook page. Your vote earns you an

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<v Speaker 2>entry to win Metallica tickets for the show in Tampa.

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<v Speaker 1>And although we ask you only vote one time at

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<v Speaker 1>the j R or Facebook page for which highly suspect

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<v Speaker 1>song you want to hear, there's three up there. The

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<v Speaker 1>one with the most votes played back at nine. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Human Little One or Lydia.

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<v Speaker 2>Your choice, let us know. We'll randomly pick one of

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<v Speaker 2>you to go to Metallica. Yeah, just for voting, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>For those of you who have a spiritual side and

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<v Speaker 2>believe that when the end arrives, that it's not really

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<v Speaker 2>the end. You're you live on in some way, shape

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<v Speaker 2>or form or however whatever you want to believe, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not here to question anyone's faith. Yeah, whatever you're into.

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<v Speaker 2>If you believe that hell is part of the possible

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<v Speaker 2>equation for the afterlife, you might find this interesting. One

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<v Speaker 2>man claims that he had a brief tour of hell

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<v Speaker 2>after he owed deed, his heart gave out and he

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<v Speaker 2>died in the back of an ambulance on the way

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<v Speaker 2>to the hospital. Well, yeah, I mean that that sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like going through hell right there. But he's saying he

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<v Speaker 2>actually went to the place. He was clinically dead for

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<v Speaker 2>several minutes, and he says that he had that afterlife

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<v Speaker 2>experience and given his life, he you know, was convinced

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<v Speaker 2>that hell was in the hand he was dealt. However,

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<v Speaker 2>the hell that he uh was a part of for

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<v Speaker 2>those brief few minutes when he was dead wasn't anything

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<v Speaker 2>like what we typically think of hell with fire and

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<v Speaker 2>flames and yeah, pitchforks and devils, and he says it

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<v Speaker 2>was actually he's in cold and incredibly dark and dreary.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you realize what this all spells out to. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>you think you went to hell. You did enough drugs

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<v Speaker 2>to overdose and die momentarily, and so you're that high,

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<v Speaker 2>And yes it was freezing cold because you died.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not high any longer. Once you're dead, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you, Oh, yes you are. You think the high

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<v Speaker 1>goes away? I mean, no, you're dead, You're gone, you're done,

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<v Speaker 1>you've checked out. His brains, trains left the station. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>his brain's still going a little bit, I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>And and he's dreaming all this stuff and then he

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<v Speaker 1>probably happened just prior to Yeah, he's it's it's a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>My takeaway was this, look, if you think.

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<v Speaker 2>You're maybe on the borderline of heaven or hell and

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<v Speaker 2>you ultimately want to try to fall onto the heaven

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<v Speaker 2>side but fall short. Just I was like, wow, hell

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<v Speaker 2>if you end up there as air.

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<v Speaker 1>Conditioning, wear a jacket, if you think that you're checking

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<v Speaker 1>out buried heavy coat? Yes? Why why is he buried

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<v Speaker 1>in a parka? Distrust us? Do you have a uh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like thinking about all this stuff. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Okay, I'll move along that way, which is

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<v Speaker 1>just the health th I just I have.

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<v Speaker 2>To wonder though, if that really is you know, something

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<v Speaker 2>into cards for down the road and you are banished

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<v Speaker 2>because well you just didn't live up to whatever expectations

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<v Speaker 2>you needed to live up to, and you end up

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<v Speaker 2>in a hellish place. What that actually consists of? You're

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<v Speaker 2>with a whole bunch of other It's like being in prison.

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<v Speaker 2>You're with a whole bunch of other hell people. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that though.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Hell is for children, bad ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Not really, it's just a song. I never understood that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you make a song about hell as for children?

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<v Speaker 1>It's about child abuse? Oh okay, I didn't know. We're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the lyrics. I don't really listen to many lyrics.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell Grandma you fell off the swing Nony lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very deep thought out lyrical. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>lyric dude. It's just like I'm out of Europe, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, i'll give it a get to Europe in a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's how about a headline of the week contender?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Hold on, is this a third n the week? Already?

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<v Speaker 1>It's only Tuesday. Hit myself in the face with a microphone,

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<v Speaker 1>getting my pen all right, I'm ready? Yeah, number three

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<v Speaker 1>for the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Zebra killed after being impaled by rhino at zoo this

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<v Speaker 2>in Essex, England.

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<v Speaker 1>After being impaled held I'm just gonna leave that by

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yes, once you get into the because I'm reading

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<v Speaker 2>that story attached to that headline. Oh, that's the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of a headline of the week. A well crafted headline.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know more one and you're gonna read it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it does not compare with Florida beef thief busted

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<v Speaker 1>in a steakout. You can't, I'm sorry. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So, the male zebra died after a female rhino unintentionally

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<v Speaker 2>punctured his stomach. You don't know that there might have

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<v Speaker 2>been heat between the U.

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<v Speaker 1>The zebra and the rhino. You can't get in their

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<v Speaker 1>head and figure out what they're saying. That's like this

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<v Speaker 1>guy saying he with the hell because he's high. It's

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioned. Yeah, you're high. You odeed.

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<v Speaker 2>The rhino called Astrid, had been sparring with her son

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<v Speaker 2>Tao when she tried to move Ziggy out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Woo Ziggy, I guess was the male zebra. He died

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<v Speaker 2>died from his injuries within minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense, Ziggy the zebra. Here's the question. Do

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<v Speaker 1>the zoo people get to eat it? Google? That is

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<v Speaker 1>zebra meat. I guarantee it's edible. You can eat anything

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<v Speaker 1>the horse meat department, right, and I guarantee it. Watch

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<v Speaker 1>can you eat zebra? I mean there may be laws.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if you like white or black meat? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you should not eat zebra muscles because they can be

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<v Speaker 1>unhealthy for people to consume. It doesn't tell me that

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<v Speaker 1>you can't eat them. Zebra muscles filter water, which can

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<v Speaker 1>cause pollutants like pesticides and heavy metals to build up.

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<v Speaker 2>So Zebra's they're heavy metal. The band called Zebra Hey

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<v Speaker 2>classic rock. They actually are working on their first I

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<v Speaker 2>should have just saved that for.

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<v Speaker 1>Rocky, save it, save it, don't eat me, do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Rock is coming on a new album anyway. Uh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're ever out in the wild and you come

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<v Speaker 1>across a zebra, don't eat it because then even.

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<v Speaker 2>If you found it impaled and it's you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want the meat to go to waste.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if it was still stuck on the rhino

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<v Speaker 1>and he's running around with it impaled on him. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even if even if you're like stuck out in there,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like Lost and Afraid or whatever, those shows

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<v Speaker 1>are no, because you're gonna end up with dietary issues

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<v Speaker 1>as in diary. So careful. No zebra eating, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a euro guy, not a lyrics guy, not

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<v Speaker 2>a euro.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, and not a zebra eater anymore either. If you

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<v Speaker 1>ever find yourself in Europe though, tacoh. They did some

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<v Speaker 1>research here to find out which European countries have the

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<v Speaker 1>best hygiene when it comes to, uh, well, finishing up

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom. You'll wash the hands deal. Okay, which

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<v Speaker 1>European country is it? Mediterranean? I'm gonna tell you the

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<v Speaker 1>uh the ones who really are just going all out Bosnians.

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<v Speaker 1>Bosnians apparently like ninety five percent of the population there

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<v Speaker 1>is going to clean up thoroughly after using the restroom. However,

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<v Speaker 1>you better watch out for the dirty Dutch Netherlands. The Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard Middle East too, right, sticking to Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I'm just I don't have dad on the

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<v Speaker 2>Middle East, supposedly, pat Look.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard that right. I remember when I was selling

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<v Speaker 1>vacation old Dutch rudder. When I was selling Vacation's buddy

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<v Speaker 1>mind Pete. You remember Pete? Pounds of swing and meat.

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<v Speaker 1>No different Pete. Oh it was just one to have

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<v Speaker 1>a nickname. Yeah, I remember he was. He was on

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<v Speaker 1>the off shore. I I Love Mimes no wearing the

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<v Speaker 1>I Love Maitland shirt? Who had the MIMS shirt on?

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<v Speaker 1>That was somebody else?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, no, but anyway, he walks up and he's me.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, don't shake their hand, don't don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what are you talking about. We're trying to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, get them into a nice vacation. Probably. He goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I got, little h dirty Dutch let. They

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<v Speaker 1>said the zebra. The zebra zigged when it should have zagged.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh says it. Yeah, we're lucky in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>This is let your talking on j R. R