Speaker 1: Tuesday. Yeah, baby, this Tuesday. This is the worst day
Speaker 1: of the week. No, Monday is the worst day of
Speaker 1: the week. I wish I could take every single Monday.
Speaker 1: I disagree to my life.
Speaker 2: I disagree Wednesday is the worst day of I think
Speaker 2: Wednesday is the worst day of the week talking about
Speaker 2: people I know, but people say it's hump day. I
Speaker 2: feel like I usually hit my lowest motivation of the
Speaker 2: week at.
Speaker 1: Wednesday Monday for a broadcaster. For me, I don't like
Speaker 1: taking Mondays off because you have four hundred There's not
Speaker 1: a lot of show prep. Because I have four hundred
Speaker 1: stories that I gathered over the weekend, It's an easy
Speaker 1: day for me.
Speaker 3: Tuesday is just no, It's Monday for me. And by
Speaker 3: the way, Luck apologize for yesterday's show.
Speaker 2: Was it that bad?
Speaker 4: What a stink?
Speaker 1: I almost touched you, I was touching see it boy.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna listen to that show because it sucks.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Wow. See the difference is we admit when our shows suck.
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Speaker 3: Yes, today will be I promise you Today will be
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Speaker 3: You know what we like to do on this show,
Speaker 3: what we like to underpromise but over deliver.
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Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Tony Cruz is talking about Berman, Chris Berman, and for people,
Speaker 1: you know, not for so much John's age, but when
Speaker 1: we were your age, Berman had reinvented sports broadcasting and
Speaker 1: again not to the enjoyment of other journalists and or
Speaker 1: other sports shows. I hated Berman.
Speaker 4: I love him. There's andre there's a bad moon rising,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: He yes, he he had that stick and he was
Speaker 1: good at it and he was the best.
Speaker 4: He was the greatest, and most of.
Speaker 1: It was was ad lib just rolling through these highlights.
Speaker 1: It kind of it changed our viewing habits.
Speaker 3: Well, I will tell you I've never been like a huge,
Speaker 3: all in one, NonStop sports fan, but I will tell
Speaker 3: you in the nineties, early nineties.
Speaker 4: I never missed Sports Center.
Speaker 3: And we would always gather around the television around three
Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning on Sundays for.
Speaker 4: Plays of the week on Sports Center. It think it
Speaker 4: ain't bigger than that.
Speaker 1: And and and John. I can't tell you how are
Speaker 1: In my twenties, when I was doing rock radio, before
Speaker 1: I went to work, I would watch Sports Center the
Speaker 1: same half hour Sports Center over at for two straight hours.
Speaker 1: I'd watch it four times. Nothing changed in the thirty
Speaker 1: minute broadcast, but I would watch it four times before
Speaker 1: I went to work. It was a for my generation,
Speaker 1: especially males, you watch Sports Center every single day, all
Speaker 1: day long. Of course, it's not like that anymore. Well,
Speaker 1: am not sure if anybody listens to it.
Speaker 2: I do feel like, at least for me growing up,
Speaker 2: I would say, into my mid teenage years, that was
Speaker 2: still the case, right. I don't remember what the exact
Speaker 2: turning point was. I think for me specifically, when I
Speaker 2: jumped into college. That's kind of when I quit watching it,
Speaker 2: like twenty four to seven. And I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's what the rest of my generation ended up doing
Speaker 2: at the time, But since then, I don't feel like
Speaker 2: people just have ESPN on in the background the way
Speaker 2: that they used to anymore.
Speaker 3: In the early to mid nineties. There was a huge
Speaker 3: comedic element in the delivery. Yeah, all the way through
Speaker 3: the entire show. For example, I was a huge fan
Speaker 3: of Marty McSorley, number thirty three, the hockey player. Yeah,
Speaker 3: meanes sob in a mullet. Oh my gosh. Guy was
Speaker 3: as mean as it gets. Tried to dig a guy's
Speaker 3: eye out one night.
Speaker 1: A fight.
Speaker 3: So there's a particular Marty McSorley ice hockey fight. Okay,
Speaker 3: they start on the fight, and they go and there
Speaker 3: goes Marty mcsurely, and they start the fight. Well, on
Speaker 3: this particular fight in hockey ice hockey, they're not going
Speaker 3: to break you up until they can you hit the ice,
Speaker 3: until you hit the ice, or you can cleanly get
Speaker 3: between them, right, Okay they couldn't. And the guy kept
Speaker 3: trying to hit the ice and Marty McSorley was holding
Speaker 3: him up with one hand hitting with the other.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they said, okay, more on this fight later, and
Speaker 3: they shrunk it down to the small portion of the
Speaker 3: television and went.
Speaker 1: On and see's entertainment, and.
Speaker 3: They went on and they covered two other sports stories
Speaker 3: and they said, oh, McSorley fights still going on.
Speaker 4: Brought it up. That's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they were they were inventing that thing as
Speaker 1: they were going along, and they were so shocked that
Speaker 1: people because remember no one watched like ESPN came on
Speaker 1: the air. It was it was it was. There was
Speaker 1: no budget. I mean, they barely had anybody there, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they became the cool kids on
Speaker 1: the block.
Speaker 4: It was almost like the Saturday Night Live of sports.
Speaker 1: Correct and Berman was the leader. Now Tony is informing
Speaker 1: me that he even still I don't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: You just told me the same thing, you go, I
Speaker 1: didn't know Berman was still there.
Speaker 4: I had an idea. I had no idea, none.
Speaker 5: No. Uh.
Speaker 1: So apparently he's still at ESPN and says he wants
Speaker 1: to do another year and that makes it fifty years
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, is he still on the air or is he
Speaker 2: behind going to make him a part of their NFL
Speaker 2: coverage or Super Bowl coverage next year in some way
Speaker 2: shape or for Okay, I'll know exactly what he'll do
Speaker 2: other than that, Yeah, but who knows.
Speaker 1: Uh, he was you know, part Ron Burgundy two, you know,
Speaker 1: to where the ladies you know he was. He was
Speaker 1: the ladies, you know, lady's guy. And there's been of
Speaker 1: those famous stories of him and uh, you know, hitting
Speaker 1: on women as they come through the studio. But again,
Speaker 1: even the commercials people talked about ESPN commercials. It was
Speaker 1: really a phenomenon.
Speaker 4: Think about the pro Yeah, the promos.
Speaker 1: People talked about the promos all the.
Speaker 4: Time because they were hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yes, So Chris Berman networth fifty million, John.
Speaker 2: Man, I had to pull up earlier, So I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say.
Speaker 4: Forty million was closed? Not bad?
Speaker 1: Right, forty millions pretty good, dude.
Speaker 4: I wish I could remember more of them.
Speaker 1: You're gonna we're gonna retire with forty grands, right? So yeah,
Speaker 1: wait what put it in perspective?
Speaker 4: What did you get forty grand?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Yes, I wanted to talk about Berman right of the
Speaker 1: gate because I saw that I heard that that sound
Speaker 1: from Tony Kruz and he because he was so important
Speaker 1: to our I'm fifty six, Dwight is sixty eight, and
Speaker 1: you know that's that part of our generation was.
Speaker 2: Tony Cruz, the Chris Berman of Louisville. No, I say
Speaker 2: that joking with. Look, they choose Tony Cruz, they choose
Speaker 2: well to it. It was hard to replace Van Vance.
Speaker 1: It's funny because Van Vance went through the same stuff
Speaker 1: that we you know, Look, he wasn't always easy. Covering
Speaker 1: U of L and the universities in UK is the
Speaker 1: same way. Universities have their agenda and if the sports
Speaker 1: guy isn't on board, they come for you. And I
Speaker 1: thought it was just specifically me and the certain individual
Speaker 1: at u of L at the time. But I talked
Speaker 1: to Billy Reid. He goes, no, man, UK came after
Speaker 1: me in eighty three. He goes, I was talking up
Speaker 1: Denny Crumb and this new guy at u of L
Speaker 1: and he's in, he's winning, and he goes, UK came
Speaker 1: after me. Wanted wanted the gig, wanted my job. Van
Speaker 1: Vance will tell you him and Schnellenberger didn't very didn't
Speaker 1: get well. I mean there was times Van had to
Speaker 1: criticize the U of L or the UL football program.
Speaker 1: Chris Schnellerberg would be successful every four years. They came
Speaker 1: after him. Of course, my ego said, I'm the only
Speaker 1: one secret is that you're don't do Schnellenberger. I can't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't do.
Speaker 4: That was not made.
Speaker 5: That was John.
Speaker 2: That was like Sam Elliott said, that was it was.
Speaker 1: Sam Elliott And on value.
Speaker 5: Remember was shooting in for Schnellenberger. I had some macrolin
Speaker 5: you cheese. It was good for twenty five years. It
Speaker 5: was called freedom Mules? Who who wants a fifty gal room?
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, I think what happened John, if
Speaker 1: you want to ask what happened between why is those
Speaker 1: shows like no one watches Sports Center? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: the ratings are, like I'm pretty sure they're less than
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand across across the nation on a sports
Speaker 1: center is less than.
Speaker 3: In the nineties, they all, oh, every every single male
Speaker 3: eighteen thirty four, they had every single one of us.
Speaker 2: You know what was it? Something like the Pat McAfee
Speaker 2: show really taking off back in the late twenty tens.
Speaker 2: Was that kind of the beginning of the younger generation?
Speaker 5: Peter?
Speaker 1: People don't understand we had What's in your Pocket before
Speaker 1: twenty twelve, But between twenty eleven and twenty twelve, all
Speaker 1: of these apps started working really well on your phone,
Speaker 1: and we started checking our phone every four seconds and
Speaker 1: watching every video on YouTube. Why watch a thirty minute
Speaker 1: show when I can watch the best three minutes of
Speaker 1: it on YouTube. So this thing in your hand in
Speaker 1: twenty twelve changed everything.
Speaker 3: Oh just for sports, but I mean think about the weather.
Speaker 3: We used to have to sit and the non gender
Speaker 3: specific weather person would come on and talk fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: about a high pressure zone and this and what's going
Speaker 3: on in Vermont. All you want to do is see
Speaker 3: the sun. Is the sun frowning with crying or is
Speaker 3: this smiling with sunglasses on? That's all we want to know.
Speaker 3: Now when you just go to our phone, now the
Speaker 3: weather right here.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I did the most millennial thing
Speaker 1: last week. Everyone was out of my house. So I
Speaker 1: was like a bachelor for a week. John, I, I'll
Speaker 1: be I'll admit to you from your generation. I door
Speaker 1: dashed twelve heels in a row. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I sat my house, There's no one there, and I
Speaker 1: and I and I was I said, I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 2: You said it was addicting. Last week.
Speaker 1: It started to addicting because I know in five minutes
Speaker 1: I can get my Jimmy John's, my Panera, my pizza hut.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I go bing and before you know it,
Speaker 1: you're hitting the ding. I'm twelve minutes to your door
Speaker 1: dash and then they track it minutes to your DoorDash,
Speaker 1: two minutes to your DoorDash.
Speaker 4: I'm too much of a tightwad that do.
Speaker 1: That was my dopamine.
Speaker 3: Okay, So did you order like a Hamburger in any
Speaker 3: case I or anything like that?
Speaker 1: I would well, no, I want to know.
Speaker 4: I want to know after tip what the ticket is.
Speaker 1: Mostly most of the items were twelve to seventeen dollars,
Speaker 1: so for the total for the total thing. So if
Speaker 1: I get Jimmy John's, the total was like sixteen dollars.
Speaker 4: It's not too bad.
Speaker 1: No, it's not terrible. That's why I went.
Speaker 4: Because it's going to be twelve bucks regardless.
Speaker 1: And if you tip, well, the drivers can see the tip.
Speaker 1: They race to the store to get your food. So
Speaker 1: if you tip a couple dollars more than most people do,
Speaker 1: they'll race to get your food and bring it to.
Speaker 3: I went to a sub joint and got a Phillip
Speaker 3: cheese steak about a month ago. It was sixteen bucks
Speaker 3: on its own.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, son, okay, pop. Once you
Speaker 1: get you understand and learn. Mister Middletown laying in your
Speaker 1: backyard drunk.
Speaker 4: Half naked, No, I'm all the way naked.
Speaker 1: Embarrassed yourself from whatever you've done earlier that night.
Speaker 2: I live.
Speaker 4: It's meant to go ahead, and you have your phone.
Speaker 1: Yes, you reach into that DoorDash and realize you can
Speaker 1: get taco bell in seven minutes. You're gonna do it,
Speaker 1: and then life will change for you.
Speaker 2: I want to ask you this, though, what was the
Speaker 2: food quality like as a post if you go out
Speaker 2: and get it yourself?
Speaker 1: It was fine? It was It really was. Again, if
Speaker 1: you put a couple more dollars than usual tip, they
Speaker 1: race to go get your food. So I got the Pearl.
Speaker 1: I got Pizza Hut personal pan pizza with four buffalo wings.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if I were your door dash driver,
Speaker 3: though it would look like a pac Man, it would
Speaker 3: have like a slice taking out.
Speaker 1: They tape it, so they tape DoorDash tapes it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, how in the world could I ever
Speaker 3: find tape and read?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: So crack that code?
Speaker 1: SO had the second millennial thing. So I did that
Speaker 1: for a week. I swear I doordashed twelve meals. And
Speaker 1: the old reason I got caught by my wife was
Speaker 1: but the last time we ordered, she put her credit
Speaker 1: card on it, and she goes, I've got three charges
Speaker 1: from door dash here. What are you doing? And I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought my credit card number was on there.
Speaker 1: She goes, did you door dash three meals in a road?
Speaker 4: I was like, eh, twelve? Did you go with the
Speaker 4: I rowed my ankle, couldn't get off the couch.
Speaker 1: Uh no, I've just seen know as I'm a slop.
Speaker 1: So the second thing was I usually making notes in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, I'm preparing breakfast, I'm doing my thing. I
Speaker 1: go into the living room, turn the big screen on,
Speaker 1: and we turned the news on because I have to
Speaker 1: watch a couple of the news before I head in here. Well,
Speaker 1: I pulled my phone out and leaned it against the
Speaker 1: flower vaseed thing on and my thing and I pulled
Speaker 1: up Wave three or okay, why I just watched the
Speaker 1: show on my phone. I didn't go into my living room.
Speaker 1: I stayed in the kitchen and just watched it on
Speaker 1: my phone, which I've never done before, watched live TV
Speaker 1: on my phone before. And I watched the news on
Speaker 1: my phone, and I go, I'm door dashing. I'm watching
Speaker 1: the news on my phone. What the hell is wrong
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 2: You're getting younger, Tony, You're getting younger.
Speaker 4: You're Benjamin butt.
Speaker 1: Ho No, and he's Benjamin Bunden. Are you sure, Button?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's but Ho.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 4: Uh, next thing, you know, you're gonna be on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: This comes from h This comes from the sneak and
Speaker 3: Deacon who ironically is responsible for a joke of the
Speaker 3: day to day. Going back to Berman, he says, Chris Berman,
Speaker 3: he still does the fastest three minutes on Monday night
Speaker 3: football at halftime.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well that's not enough because I don't watch
Speaker 1: one in football either. Nick Coffee, our new morning show host,
Speaker 1: is is chiming in. He was coach Kingpin the program.
Speaker 1: He was in all these different movies, like in cameos.
Speaker 1: You see, that's how big he was.
Speaker 4: We're talking about. He was like grown ups too.
Speaker 1: He was in he was in the hoodie in the
Speaker 1: Blowfish video, which, by the way, every person on the planet, right,
Speaker 1: there's like an Indian person washing clothes in a river
Speaker 1: in over across the world, that's seen the hoodie blow shit,
Speaker 1: oh Blue.
Speaker 3: I had his poster in my apartment in like ninety one,
Speaker 3: the berminator.
Speaker 4: The berminator because he was dressed up like the terminator.
Speaker 1: Yes, in the leather outfit or.
Speaker 4: Whatever, the glasses. He was such a badass.
Speaker 1: But Nick Coffee here chime me in. Thank you, mister
Speaker 1: morning show host.
Speaker 4: Coffee man like to drink.
Speaker 1: By the way, Tony Kruz got nine days.
Speaker 2: Left, eight whatever it is, he's nine.
Speaker 1: It's nine days after today. So I said, hey, what
Speaker 1: are we doing for your last show? He goes, don't, don't,
Speaker 1: and I go, well, we should do something. Here's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. I think we should do. My brain's
Speaker 1: starting to work in and he was like, please stop.
Speaker 1: I can't stay in my lane.
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Speaker 4: Well, he's worth it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do the joke of the day again.
Speaker 1: We said today's show would be better than yesterday's. That
Speaker 1: has not happened yet.
Speaker 3: That's gonna happen right now, thanks thanks to this joke
Speaker 3: by the sneaking deacon.
Speaker 4: Oh Greg gets your.
Speaker 1: Former secret service Ronald Reagan?
Speaker 4: Will will Greg pull my finger?
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, for.
Speaker 1: All right, stop the music, yuh stop stop?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I was sorry.
Speaker 1: To back it up. I redo it again.
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Speaker 1: What about do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Doo doo Heartbreaker?
Speaker 3: I have no idea on that one, but I do
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Speaker 1: Hook about my Generation.
Speaker 3: That was a timing issue, trying to get the timing down,
Speaker 3: and then they left it, and that that song actually
Speaker 3: was starting to get banned from radio stations because they
Speaker 3: said it was being insensitive to stuttering when it first
Speaker 3: came out.
Speaker 4: So a show is the BS that we deal with now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always been around.
Speaker 4: It's always been around.
Speaker 1: John. I always used to stay when I did rock
Speaker 1: radio that if you stuttered in a song, it was
Speaker 1: going to be a hit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like it was like every song had a little coo
Speaker 1: be bit, you know. It was just like a it
Speaker 1: was a thing, and I wonder if producer was like
Speaker 1: when you just spotted here where we're kind of holding
Speaker 1: the note and just do a little stutter, start to think.
Speaker 4: And then ironically mel tell us that's the only time
Speaker 4: he didn't stutter is when he when he.
Speaker 3: Sang, well, it's science. UCLA says they're close to solving baldness.
Speaker 3: This comes directly out of the UCLA. Say what broad
Speaker 3: stem cell research center there?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Researchers at UCLA appear to be getting closer to hair revolution.
Speaker 3: Scientists say they found a molecule PP four zero five.
Speaker 1: Oh no it well, yeah, me too. Yeah, study that
Speaker 1: in high school, actually grade school.
Speaker 3: It's just a tad better than PP four O four.
Speaker 3: But this new molecule PP four five is the exact.
Speaker 3: It appears to wake up sleeping hair follicles and tells
Speaker 3: them do your job. What's more, it's not just fuzz.
Speaker 3: But a week later, actual hairstrands started to come through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, here's the thing, and the Lord I'll save you.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ decided that they're gonna You're gonna lose hair
Speaker 1: where you'll want on it, and grow hair where you
Speaker 1: don't want it. When you had a certain age. That's
Speaker 1: just the deal. So you're gonna have hair growing out
Speaker 1: of your ears and your noseholes and your nose hole,
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Speaker 3: Okay, Look these eyebrows, let's make them extra bushy.
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Speaker 3: Never give me that. My eyebrows look like zz tops beard.
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Speaker 2: I've had bushy eyebrows for as long as I can remember.
Speaker 2: I used to get made fun of for I've had
Speaker 2: like a little baby unibrow that's always kind of been there,
Speaker 2: and I have to shave it off every couple of
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Speaker 1: And yeah that's too, and their slow speech. Who can
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 4: Anyway?
Speaker 3: Getting back to the UCLA hair growth molecule. Google Ventures
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Speaker 3: already been raised through this research. If phase two trials
Speaker 3: start soon, they said it's possible if FDA proves this molecule,
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Speaker 3: they were honestly, I thought they were lying to me.
Speaker 3: They said the hair on top of a man's head
Speaker 3: is different than the hair on the back of the side.
Speaker 3: That's why you always ball, you know. It's look as
Speaker 3: a call to a shoehorn. Yeah, and I asked my physician.
Speaker 3: They said, yeah, two different types of hair react differently
Speaker 3: to protein. Crazy, cause it's crazy, it's crazy, absolutely crazy. Well,
Speaker 3: hikers stumbled across hidden treasure from WW two that looks
Speaker 3: like it's gonna be worth around three hundred and forty
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Happened in the Czech Republic. To Czech Republic,
Speaker 3: hikers were out and they stumbled across buried treasure that
Speaker 3: dated back to World War I to The discovery was
Speaker 3: made when they were examining a stone near the border
Speaker 3: of Poland. It was a fifteen pound cachet containing bracelets,
Speaker 3: snuff boxes, and five hundred and ninety eight gold coins
Speaker 3: from France, Belgium, Russia.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The values as to me to be around three hundred
Speaker 3: and forty thousand dollars. Museum staff members are now analyzing
Speaker 3: it to determine the historical significance and maybe find the
Speaker 3: owners of the cachet.
Speaker 4: No, don't go looking for the look.
Speaker 1: At the end of the war, everyone knew what was happening.
Speaker 1: The Russians were coming on one side and we had
Speaker 1: the other. We had defeated the Luluffwiffa, so we owned
Speaker 1: the skies and we were bombing Berlin unfettered. Un something
Speaker 1: I like unfettered.
Speaker 4: That sounded good, so quit fettering me.
Speaker 1: People started grabbing everything and burying around Berlin, around every
Speaker 1: all around Paris before it fell, people buried stuff everywhere
Speaker 1: because sadly, the Nazis grabbed Look when they took your area,
Speaker 1: they took your stuff, right, and they took a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff. The good part of that is that the
Speaker 1: Germans are very organized and they organized a lot of
Speaker 1: the art and all that stuff. They had it on
Speaker 1: paper what they took. But and here's the other sad part,
Speaker 1: the Nazi memorabilia is worth way more. If you find
Speaker 1: an actual Nazi like plate or a flag or something
Speaker 1: from the Second World War, it's worth a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, no, thank you don't want that karma on me.
Speaker 3: Family Dollar, you'll be excited to hear about this time.
Speaker 1: We go to Family Dollar all the time to do
Speaker 1: the dollar store.
Speaker 3: Then, and you recently started using Uber eats a lot too,
Speaker 3: I did then, I'm gonna give you this hat because you're.
Speaker 4: Really gonna want to hold onto this, hold on to it.
Speaker 4: Family Dollars soon to be available on Uber eats. That's right.
Speaker 3: Those who enjoy shopping at the Family Dollar aren't able
Speaker 3: or willing to make the trip are soon going to
Speaker 3: be able to use Uber eats platform to get their
Speaker 3: discounted goods. But yeah, but if you're paying Uber eats
Speaker 3: to deliver it, doesn't that negate the discount a little bit?
Speaker 1: Well, the more you use it, jockybac be up, the
Speaker 1: more you use it, the more door Dasher Uber Eats
Speaker 1: bucks you get.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not somebody who regularly uses it enough
Speaker 2: to know if that's how it works, but it sounds correct,
Speaker 2: like rewards or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I'm pretty sure half the meals that
Speaker 1: I ordered were not. There wasn't a charge on it
Speaker 1: for DoorDash.
Speaker 2: It's a weird partnership though, the Family Dollar in Uber
Speaker 2: eat it is weird.
Speaker 4: It's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Family Dollar has added Uber Eats delivery service to be
Speaker 3: part of his future marketing strategy.
Speaker 1: Even at that we had a coworker here that would
Speaker 1: go to the Dollar Store get all the party decorations
Speaker 1: that are specific to her party. She would carefully open
Speaker 1: the packages, have the party, and then put them back
Speaker 1: into the packages and statement gosh, and then take them
Speaker 1: back and get their money back.
Speaker 4: My wife did that with her wedding dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm gonna leave that alone.
Speaker 4: Can you believe she wore white? What are you thinking, lady?
Speaker 3: Well, if you're a fan of the Office, it's not
Speaker 3: an Office seqret, isn't it?
Speaker 2: I loved it?
Speaker 4: Did you not like it?
Speaker 1: I loved it?
Speaker 2: I loved the Office.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you certainly couldn't do the episodes when you and
Speaker 3: I were in rock Radio when that first series came out,
Speaker 3: and there's no way you could say any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, shame robbery.
Speaker 3: It's not an Office sequel, but it's pretty close. Called
Speaker 3: The Paper, it's officially gotten its premiere window. The new
Speaker 3: show is going to hit Peacock in September.
Speaker 1: Because they're a paper company. Whatever is that what they're doing.
Speaker 3: It's just it's the same production style and the same company,
Speaker 3: but it's it's going to be instead of a paper company,
Speaker 3: why company, like The Office was, it's an actual newspaper.
Speaker 3: The only I think the only alumni I see in
Speaker 3: here is Oscar.
Speaker 1: What is a newspaper?
Speaker 4: A newspaper is that it's what.
Speaker 3: Okay, So let's say you have a bird, okay, like
Speaker 3: a parrot. Okay, let's name him as a matter of fact.
Speaker 3: Oh hear that. Let's call him Bird Reynolds. Okay, so
Speaker 3: you got the.
Speaker 2: Did you hear?
Speaker 4: Thank you, John?
Speaker 1: You got starting to do sound effects. Now, so you
Speaker 1: got this.
Speaker 3: Big parrot named bird Reynolds Reynolds, and he's in a
Speaker 3: cage and he does do this. That's where you put
Speaker 3: a liner, and that's called a newspaper.
Speaker 1: The liner in bird cages is called a newspaper.
Speaker 3: It's what bird's poop. Anyway, the documentary crew style film
Speaker 3: series is going to be filmed around at Toledo newspaper
Speaker 3: called The Truth Teller. Ironically, check out the very first
Speaker 3: check out the very first episode of the paper instead
Speaker 3: of the Office on Peacock this September.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean I will say this, the same people that
Speaker 3: did the Office did Parks and Recreation, and I really
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: And that came out nearly the exact same time, did
Speaker 2: it not?
Speaker 3: No, it came out, well what I think came out
Speaker 3: like halfway through or something. I think they NBC is
Speaker 3: quite brilliantly where they used to be on programming. They
Speaker 3: had like a success with Seinfeld, so they built Frasier
Speaker 3: and Friends around it.
Speaker 1: There's a sweet spot when to end those things. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: and like you go too far. The ones that could
Speaker 1: become big stars they always leave, So you try, will
Speaker 1: the show survive when the big star leaves? But then
Speaker 1: those shows created so many stars on their own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Parks and Recreation, the guy that's a big movie
Speaker 3: star now is in on.
Speaker 4: The dress print.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's the highest paid besides Lee.
Speaker 2: Then I feel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, yeah, but who was Who would have thought that?
Speaker 4: From Parks and Recreation?
Speaker 1: He was the goof, he was the chubby goof guy.
Speaker 4: He was the dumb guy. Yes, maybe there's hope for me,
Speaker 4: there's hope. Maybe there's hope for us.
Speaker 1: But there's a sweet spot. Here's the thing. My favorite
Speaker 1: series of all time is Ted Lasso.
Speaker 4: I've never seen one episode. I gotta see this damn fit.
Speaker 2: It's the you'll become a better person, Dwight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just don't know how good you
Speaker 1: feel after watching an episode.
Speaker 4: That's what I hear.
Speaker 1: You just don't realize.
Speaker 4: That's what I hear.
Speaker 3: But I I guess I'm gotta have to. I gotta
Speaker 3: drop something. I can't keep adding stuff on. It's on
Speaker 3: Apple TV, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, in their twenty seven minute episodes.
Speaker 4: How many seasons?
Speaker 2: Three seasons? Supposed to be a fourth way.
Speaker 1: Well, he's well, okay, but without him, I don't think
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Well, he said, I'm whether
Speaker 1: this from the first day. He said, if this is
Speaker 1: the biggest hit or a flop, we are doing three
Speaker 1: seasons and we're not doing any more. I think he
Speaker 1: regretted saying that because it was so so it's awesome.
Speaker 3: You know how Hollywood all they do, there's nothing original.
Speaker 3: They re they rewrite, what's called rebooting old movies and
Speaker 3: all this, that and the other. You mentioned that a
Speaker 3: lot of these series stay too long. Well, a lot
Speaker 3: of these American series are ripped off from the United Kingdom. Yes,
Speaker 3: the BBC, for example, the Office Ghosts, that was only
Speaker 3: that was only two seasons and they only run him
Speaker 3: for like two seasons.
Speaker 4: Saffir and Son ripped off from England.
Speaker 1: And matter of fact, I didn't discover the ghost UK
Speaker 1: version till later. And it's well, it's a thousand times funnier.
Speaker 1: It's like, not even close. The British version is funnier.
Speaker 3: The office with Ricky Gervais is so much more uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's I like making people uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: It's what I do. What and even I got uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: Wow?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when they actually sit down with Radar and
Speaker 3: they say, look, we've got to come to terms on this.
Speaker 1: It's exactly. It's interesting one eliminated removal of mold, all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. Plus what did Dwight sing? Sub pumps? Right?
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Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: Look when you walk in their office, Daughter's desk to
Speaker 1: the left, Mom is in the center, and Dad is
Speaker 1: to the right. It is a it's a family run outfit.
Speaker 1: You know you'll get it done right with Aqua Locke.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes the daughter will say, Pa, I got
Speaker 1: a question, Hey Pa, Hey, Pa, I got a question.
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