WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:05.000 Tuesday. Yeah, baby, this Tuesday. This is the worst day 2 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:06.759 of the week. No, Monday is the worst day of 3 00:00:06.759 --> 00:00:08.679 the week. I wish I could take every single Monday. 4 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:10.119 I disagree to my life. 5 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:13.119 I disagree Wednesday is the worst day of I think 6 00:00:13.199 --> 00:00:15.480 Wednesday is the worst day of the week talking about 7 00:00:15.919 --> 00:00:17.600 people I know, but people say it's hump day. I 8 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:20.559 feel like I usually hit my lowest motivation of the 9 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:21.160 week at. 10 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:25.559 Wednesday Monday for a broadcaster. For me, I don't like 11 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:27.960 taking Mondays off because you have four hundred There's not 12 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:29.839 a lot of show prep. Because I have four hundred 13 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:32.479 stories that I gathered over the weekend, It's an easy 14 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:33.039 day for me. 15 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:38.719 Tuesday is just no, It's Monday for me. And by 16 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:42.679 the way, Luck apologize for yesterday's show. 17 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:45.560 Was it that bad? 18 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:46.600 What a stink? 19 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:50.079 I almost touched you, I was touching see it boy. 20 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:52.719 I'm not even gonna listen to that show because it sucks. 21 00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:53.840 Oh my gosh. 22 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:58.439 Wow. See the difference is we admit when our shows suck. 23 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:04.599 Other probably shouldn't. Today will be marginally better. 24 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:08.840 Yes, today will be I promise you Today will be 25 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:10.239 less than mediocre. 26 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:14.239 H fantastic. Don't set the bar to ut no no 27 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:15.359 no no no, no no no no. 28 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:17.280 You know what we like to do on this show, 29 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:21.480 what we like to underpromise but over deliver. 30 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:25.879 Hey, yeah, tomorrow we'll be in fern Creek at New 31 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:30.680 formerly twenty five. Again we're talking about their facials and 32 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:35.400 they have hydro facials and botox and all that stuff. 33 00:01:35.439 --> 00:01:37.560 So it's gonna we'll talk about how the what kind 34 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:40.959 of deals they have. So join us tomorrow in fern Creek. Well, 35 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:41.400 what's up? 36 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:41.879 Uh? 37 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:48.400 Tony Cruz is talking about Berman, Chris Berman, and for people, 38 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:52.480 you know, not for so much John's age, but when 39 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:59.040 we were your age, Berman had reinvented sports broadcasting and 40 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:04.120 again not to the enjoyment of other journalists and or 41 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:08.240 other sports shows. I hated Berman. 42 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.280 I love him. There's andre there's a bad moon rising, 43 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:12.599 you know. 44 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:16.360 He yes, he he had that stick and he was 45 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:17.960 good at it and he was the best. 46 00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:19.840 He was the greatest, and most of. 47 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:23.159 It was was ad lib just rolling through these highlights. 48 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:26.840 It kind of it changed our viewing habits. 49 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:30.000 Well, I will tell you I've never been like a huge, 50 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:33.360 all in one, NonStop sports fan, but I will tell 51 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:35.280 you in the nineties, early nineties. 52 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:38.120 I never missed Sports Center. 53 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:41.360 And we would always gather around the television around three 54 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:43.439 o'clock in the morning on Sundays for. 55 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:47.360 Plays of the week on Sports Center. It think it 56 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:48.280 ain't bigger than that. 57 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:52.599 And and and John. I can't tell you how are 58 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:55.840 In my twenties, when I was doing rock radio, before 59 00:02:55.879 --> 00:03:01.159 I went to work, I would watch Sports Center the 60 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:04.919 same half hour Sports Center over at for two straight hours. 61 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:08.039 I'd watch it four times. Nothing changed in the thirty 62 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:12.199 minute broadcast, but I would watch it four times before 63 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:15.680 I went to work. It was a for my generation, 64 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:21.080 especially males, you watch Sports Center every single day, all 65 00:03:21.199 --> 00:03:24.800 day long. Of course, it's not like that anymore. Well, 66 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:26.439 am not sure if anybody listens to it. 67 00:03:26.479 --> 00:03:28.439 I do feel like, at least for me growing up, 68 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:30.919 I would say, into my mid teenage years, that was 69 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:33.800 still the case, right. I don't remember what the exact 70 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:36.919 turning point was. I think for me specifically, when I 71 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:40.080 jumped into college. That's kind of when I quit watching it, 72 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:42.120 like twenty four to seven. And I don't know if 73 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:43.919 that's what the rest of my generation ended up doing 74 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.599 at the time, But since then, I don't feel like 75 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:49.120 people just have ESPN on in the background the way 76 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:50.520 that they used to anymore. 77 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:53.759 In the early to mid nineties. There was a huge 78 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:57.759 comedic element in the delivery. Yeah, all the way through 79 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:00.240 the entire show. For example, I was a huge fan 80 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:03.800 of Marty McSorley, number thirty three, the hockey player. Yeah, 81 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:07.759 meanes sob in a mullet. Oh my gosh. Guy was 82 00:04:07.800 --> 00:04:10.560 as mean as it gets. Tried to dig a guy's 83 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:11.360 eye out one night. 84 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:11.759 A fight. 85 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:17.199 So there's a particular Marty McSorley ice hockey fight. Okay, 86 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:19.160 they start on the fight, and they go and there 87 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:22.439 goes Marty mcsurely, and they start the fight. Well, on 88 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:25.480 this particular fight in hockey ice hockey, they're not going 89 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:27.560 to break you up until they can you hit the ice, 90 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:30.079 until you hit the ice, or you can cleanly get 91 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:33.399 between them, right, Okay they couldn't. And the guy kept 92 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:35.959 trying to hit the ice and Marty McSorley was holding 93 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:37.759 him up with one hand hitting with the other. 94 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:38.160 Yeah. 95 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:40.600 So they said, okay, more on this fight later, and 96 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:42.959 they shrunk it down to the small portion of the 97 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:44.480 television and went. 98 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:46.040 On and see's entertainment, and. 99 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.879 They went on and they covered two other sports stories 100 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:51.519 and they said, oh, McSorley fights still going on. 101 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:53.120 Brought it up. That's funny. 102 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:56.800 Yeah, so they were they were inventing that thing as 103 00:04:56.839 --> 00:04:59.439 they were going along, and they were so shocked that 104 00:04:59.519 --> 00:05:03.240 people because remember no one watched like ESPN came on 105 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:05.720 the air. It was it was it was. There was 106 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:08.839 no budget. I mean, they barely had anybody there, and 107 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:10.759 all of a sudden they became the cool kids on 108 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:11.160 the block. 109 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:14.480 It was almost like the Saturday Night Live of sports. 110 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:19.040 Correct and Berman was the leader. Now Tony is informing 111 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:21.480 me that he even still I don't know. I didn't know. 112 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:23.360 You just told me the same thing, you go, I 113 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:24.519 didn't know Berman was still there. 114 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:27.680 I had an idea. I had no idea, none. 115 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:28.959 No. Uh. 116 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.759 So apparently he's still at ESPN and says he wants 117 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:35.519 to do another year and that makes it fifty years 118 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:36.000 or something. 119 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:38.800 Okay, is he still on the air or is he 120 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:42.120 behind going to make him a part of their NFL 121 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.680 coverage or Super Bowl coverage next year in some way 122 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:47.160 shape or for Okay, I'll know exactly what he'll do 123 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:49.160 other than that, Yeah, but who knows. 124 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:56.959 Uh, he was you know, part Ron Burgundy two, you know, 125 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:59.800 to where the ladies you know he was. He was 126 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:02.720 the ladies, you know, lady's guy. And there's been of 127 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:07.519 those famous stories of him and uh, you know, hitting 128 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:11.000 on women as they come through the studio. But again, 129 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:15.720 even the commercials people talked about ESPN commercials. It was 130 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:17.240 really a phenomenon. 131 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:19.360 Think about the pro Yeah, the promos. 132 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:22.199 People talked about the promos all the. 133 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:23.560 Time because they were hilarious. 134 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:28.920 Yes, So Chris Berman networth fifty million, John. 135 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:30.680 Man, I had to pull up earlier, So I'm not 136 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:31.519 gonna say. 137 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.439 Forty million was closed? Not bad? 138 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:37.360 Right, forty millions pretty good, dude. 139 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:39.800 I wish I could remember more of them. 140 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:42.720 You're gonna we're gonna retire with forty grands, right? So yeah, 141 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:44.519 wait what put it in perspective? 142 00:06:45.879 --> 00:06:46.959 What did you get forty grand? 143 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:48.920 So? 144 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:51.040 Yes, I wanted to talk about Berman right of the 145 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:53.920 gate because I saw that I heard that that sound 146 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:56.720 from Tony Kruz and he because he was so important 147 00:06:56.720 --> 00:07:01.040 to our I'm fifty six, Dwight is sixty eight, and 148 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.000 you know that's that part of our generation was. 149 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:07.560 Tony Cruz, the Chris Berman of Louisville. No, I say 150 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:11.000 that joking with. Look, they choose Tony Cruz, they choose 151 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:14.160 well to it. It was hard to replace Van Vance. 152 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:18.199 It's funny because Van Vance went through the same stuff 153 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:21.959 that we you know, Look, he wasn't always easy. Covering 154 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:24.680 U of L and the universities in UK is the 155 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:28.720 same way. Universities have their agenda and if the sports 156 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:31.920 guy isn't on board, they come for you. And I 157 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:34.680 thought it was just specifically me and the certain individual 158 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:37.680 at u of L at the time. But I talked 159 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:40.120 to Billy Reid. He goes, no, man, UK came after 160 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:42.160 me in eighty three. He goes, I was talking up 161 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:44.480 Denny Crumb and this new guy at u of L 162 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:47.600 and he's in, he's winning, and he goes, UK came 163 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:50.079 after me. Wanted wanted the gig, wanted my job. Van 164 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:53.079 Vance will tell you him and Schnellenberger didn't very didn't 165 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:56.079 get well. I mean there was times Van had to 166 00:07:56.519 --> 00:07:59.079 criticize the U of L or the UL football program. 167 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:02.639 Chris Schnellerberg would be successful every four years. They came 168 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:06.639 after him. Of course, my ego said, I'm the only 169 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:13.240 one secret is that you're don't do Schnellenberger. I can't, don't, 170 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:13.720 don't do. 171 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:14.800 That was not made. 172 00:08:14.839 --> 00:08:15.399 That was John. 173 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:17.959 That was like Sam Elliott said, that was it was. 174 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:21.120 Sam Elliott And on value. 175 00:08:21.439 --> 00:08:26.480 Remember was shooting in for Schnellenberger. I had some macrolin 176 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:28.920 you cheese. It was good for twenty five years. It 177 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:35.639 was called freedom Mules? Who who wants a fifty gal room? 178 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:39.000 And here's the thing, I think what happened John, if 179 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:41.679 you want to ask what happened between why is those 180 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:44.399 shows like no one watches Sports Center? Yeah, I mean 181 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:47.840 the ratings are, like I'm pretty sure they're less than 182 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:51.960 one hundred thousand across across the nation on a sports 183 00:08:51.960 --> 00:08:52.919 center is less than. 184 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:57.440 In the nineties, they all, oh, every every single male 185 00:08:57.759 --> 00:09:01.879 eighteen thirty four, they had every single one of us. 186 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:04.480 You know what was it? Something like the Pat McAfee 187 00:09:04.519 --> 00:09:07.200 show really taking off back in the late twenty tens. 188 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.720 Was that kind of the beginning of the younger generation? 189 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:10.519 Peter? 190 00:09:10.720 --> 00:09:14.919 People don't understand we had What's in your Pocket before 191 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:20.559 twenty twelve, But between twenty eleven and twenty twelve, all 192 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:24.200 of these apps started working really well on your phone, 193 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:27.879 and we started checking our phone every four seconds and 194 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:31.480 watching every video on YouTube. Why watch a thirty minute 195 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:33.799 show when I can watch the best three minutes of 196 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:36.679 it on YouTube. So this thing in your hand in 197 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:39.200 twenty twelve changed everything. 198 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:42.159 Oh just for sports, but I mean think about the weather. 199 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:45.120 We used to have to sit and the non gender 200 00:09:45.159 --> 00:09:48.799 specific weather person would come on and talk fifteen minutes 201 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:51.000 about a high pressure zone and this and what's going 202 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:54.039 on in Vermont. All you want to do is see 203 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:57.399 the sun. Is the sun frowning with crying or is 204 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.960 this smiling with sunglasses on? That's all we want to know. 205 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:02.039 Now when you just go to our phone, now the 206 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:02.720 weather right here. 207 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:05.519 I gotta tell you I did the most millennial thing 208 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:11.120 last week. Everyone was out of my house. So I 209 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:15.120 was like a bachelor for a week. John, I, I'll 210 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:19.679 be I'll admit to you from your generation. I door 211 00:10:19.799 --> 00:10:23.279 dashed twelve heels in a row. Are you kidding me? 212 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:24.720 I'm doing. 213 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:28.320 I sat my house, There's no one there, and I 214 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:32.000 and I and I was I said, I don't know 215 00:10:32.039 --> 00:10:32.559 what happened. 216 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:34.120 You said it was addicting. Last week. 217 00:10:34.159 --> 00:10:36.840 It started to addicting because I know in five minutes 218 00:10:36.840 --> 00:10:41.080 I can get my Jimmy John's, my Panera, my pizza hut. 219 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:44.759 I'm like, I go bing and before you know it, 220 00:10:44.799 --> 00:10:48.600 you're hitting the ding. I'm twelve minutes to your door 221 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:51.759 dash and then they track it minutes to your DoorDash, 222 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:53.440 two minutes to your DoorDash. 223 00:10:53.600 --> 00:10:56.240 I'm too much of a tightwad that do. 224 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:57.639 That was my dopamine. 225 00:10:59.080 --> 00:11:02.360 Okay, So did you order like a Hamburger in any 226 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:04.000 case I or anything like that? 227 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:05.960 I would well, no, I want to know. 228 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:08.240 I want to know after tip what the ticket is. 229 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:11.879 Mostly most of the items were twelve to seventeen dollars, 230 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:15.320 so for the total for the total thing. So if 231 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:18.000 I get Jimmy John's, the total was like sixteen dollars. 232 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:18.960 It's not too bad. 233 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:20.639 No, it's not terrible. That's why I went. 234 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:23.080 Because it's going to be twelve bucks regardless. 235 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:27.039 And if you tip, well, the drivers can see the tip. 236 00:11:27.279 --> 00:11:29.840 They race to the store to get your food. So 237 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:32.360 if you tip a couple dollars more than most people do, 238 00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:35.639 they'll race to get your food and bring it to. 239 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:37.519 I went to a sub joint and got a Phillip 240 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:41.440 cheese steak about a month ago. It was sixteen bucks 241 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:41.879 on its own. 242 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:46.120 Let me tell you something, son, okay, pop. Once you 243 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:51.279 get you understand and learn. Mister Middletown laying in your 244 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:53.240 backyard drunk. 245 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:55.799 Half naked, No, I'm all the way naked. 246 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:58.600 Embarrassed yourself from whatever you've done earlier that night. 247 00:11:59.279 --> 00:11:59.559 I live. 248 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:01.840 It's meant to go ahead, and you have your phone. 249 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:04.879 Yes, you reach into that DoorDash and realize you can 250 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:08.480 get taco bell in seven minutes. You're gonna do it, 251 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:10.120 and then life will change for you. 252 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:12.720 I want to ask you this, though, what was the 253 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:14.759 food quality like as a post if you go out 254 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:15.480 and get it yourself? 255 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.000 It was fine? It was It really was. Again, if 256 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:20.879 you put a couple more dollars than usual tip, they 257 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:23.200 race to go get your food. So I got the Pearl. 258 00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:29.639 I got Pizza Hut personal pan pizza with four buffalo wings. 259 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:32.919 Could you imagine if I were your door dash driver, 260 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:35.279 though it would look like a pac Man, it would 261 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:36.759 have like a slice taking out. 262 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:40.159 They tape it, so they tape DoorDash tapes it. 263 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:42.519 Oh my gosh, how in the world could I ever 264 00:12:42.639 --> 00:12:44.399 find tape and read? 265 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:45.960 Wow? 266 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:47.720 So crack that code? 267 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:50.600 SO had the second millennial thing. So I did that 268 00:12:50.679 --> 00:12:53.720 for a week. I swear I doordashed twelve meals. And 269 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:56.600 the old reason I got caught by my wife was 270 00:12:56.639 --> 00:12:58.759 but the last time we ordered, she put her credit 271 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:01.440 card on it, and she goes, I've got three charges 272 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:04.279 from door dash here. What are you doing? And I go, oh, 273 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:06.279 I'm sorry. I thought my credit card number was on there. 274 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:09.000 She goes, did you door dash three meals in a road? 275 00:13:09.039 --> 00:13:11.519 I was like, eh, twelve? Did you go with the 276 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:13.399 I rowed my ankle, couldn't get off the couch. 277 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.840 Uh no, I've just seen know as I'm a slop. 278 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:21.000 So the second thing was I usually making notes in 279 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:23.519 the kitchen, I'm preparing breakfast, I'm doing my thing. I 280 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:25.960 go into the living room, turn the big screen on, 281 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:28.240 and we turned the news on because I have to 282 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:32.039 watch a couple of the news before I head in here. Well, 283 00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:35.240 I pulled my phone out and leaned it against the 284 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:38.159 flower vaseed thing on and my thing and I pulled 285 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:43.600 up Wave three or okay, why I just watched the 286 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:46.639 show on my phone. I didn't go into my living room. 287 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:50.159 I stayed in the kitchen and just watched it on 288 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:53.360 my phone, which I've never done before, watched live TV 289 00:13:53.519 --> 00:13:56.279 on my phone before. And I watched the news on 290 00:13:56.360 --> 00:13:58.879 my phone, and I go, I'm door dashing. I'm watching 291 00:13:58.879 --> 00:14:01.440 the news on my phone. What the hell is wrong 292 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:01.679 with me? 293 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:04.440 You're getting younger, Tony, You're getting younger. 294 00:14:05.320 --> 00:14:06.799 You're Benjamin butt. 295 00:14:06.679 --> 00:14:11.440 Ho No, and he's Benjamin Bunden. Are you sure, Button? 296 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:13.960 I don't think it's but Ho. 297 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:15.519 Hey. 298 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:17.960 Uh, next thing, you know, you're gonna be on TikTok. 299 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:18.200 Right. 300 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:21.600 This comes from h This comes from the sneak and 301 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:26.120 Deacon who ironically is responsible for a joke of the 302 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:29.759 day to day. Going back to Berman, he says, Chris Berman, 303 00:14:29.799 --> 00:14:32.240 he still does the fastest three minutes on Monday night 304 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:33.120 football at halftime. 305 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:35.759 Oh okay, well that's not enough because I don't watch 306 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:39.000 one in football either. Nick Coffee, our new morning show host, 307 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:42.799 is is chiming in. He was coach Kingpin the program. 308 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.840 He was in all these different movies, like in cameos. 309 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:47.360 You see, that's how big he was. 310 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:49.559 We're talking about. He was like grown ups too. 311 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:51.039 He was in he was in the hoodie in the 312 00:14:51.080 --> 00:14:54.759 Blowfish video, which, by the way, every person on the planet, right, 313 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:57.399 there's like an Indian person washing clothes in a river 314 00:14:57.840 --> 00:15:00.440 in over across the world, that's seen the hoodie blow shit, 315 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:01.240 oh Blue. 316 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:05.200 I had his poster in my apartment in like ninety one, 317 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:06.679 the berminator. 318 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:09.279 The berminator because he was dressed up like the terminator. 319 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:11.159 Yes, in the leather outfit or. 320 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:14.559 Whatever, the glasses. He was such a badass. 321 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:16.840 But Nick Coffee here chime me in. Thank you, mister 322 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:17.759 morning show host. 323 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:19.360 Coffee man like to drink. 324 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:23.279 By the way, Tony Kruz got nine days. 325 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:25.240 Left, eight whatever it is, he's nine. 326 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:30.200 It's nine days after today. So I said, hey, what 327 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.960 are we doing for your last show? He goes, don't, don't, 328 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.120 and I go, well, we should do something. Here's what 329 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:37.120 we're gonna do. I think we should do. My brain's 330 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:39.080 starting to work in and he was like, please stop. 331 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:41.279 I can't stay in my lane. 332 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:46.240 If you uh, if you're listening, you're at office parties. 333 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.559 Everybody the whole office bucks up. We get a present. 334 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:53.759 We want to include you, the listener. So if you 335 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:56.279 want to send me your credit card number and the 336 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:00.720 three digit code on the back, you can be part 337 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:04.360 of our going away present. Just send it to me 338 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:05.960 on my private message. 339 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:08.559 And the way, you're only above one hundred dollars. 340 00:16:09.559 --> 00:16:11.799 Well, he's worth it. 341 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:16.799 All right, let's do the joke of the day again. 342 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:20.159 We said today's show would be better than yesterday's. That 343 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:21.200 has not happened yet. 344 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:24.879 That's gonna happen right now, thanks thanks to this joke 345 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:26.960 by the sneaking deacon. 346 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:28.759 Oh Greg gets your. 347 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:30.600 Former secret service Ronald Reagan? 348 00:16:31.840 --> 00:16:35.360 Will will Greg pull my finger? 349 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:36.480 All right? 350 00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:42.399 Here we go, hey follows? Hey, hey Greg, why should 351 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:46.320 you never buy flowers from a monk? I don't know. 352 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:51.279 Why should I never buy flowers from a monk? Because 353 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:55.559 only you can prevent florists fre friars? 354 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:57.720 Oh my god, for. 355 00:16:58.559 --> 00:17:01.960 All right, stop the music, yuh stop stop? 356 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:03.759 Sorry, I was sorry. 357 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:05.880 To back it up. I redo it again. 358 00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:07.920 I chili dipped it. 359 00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:11.359 Yeah, okay, here we go, do it again. Here we go, 360 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:17.240 hang on and action. 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