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Speaker 1: I think she's probably a different toward rule. I do

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not think she hates her at all. Like it's not

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like she's doing this out of a place of malice.

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I think she's just like, ooh, gossip, I love it.

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Speaker 2: What I did.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate from her this evening was after liz ah shit

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on the way to the carriage.

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Speaker 2: Yep, she just walks up and goes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Rosie, you look like a stripper.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, hello, and I'm welcome to bad TV.

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Speaker 5: I'm Dylan. That is Pat. Good to be here.

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Speaker 1: Ruby, Hi, jel Hi Pat.

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Speaker 5: How are you? Ruby's here too.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm a little sick.

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Speaker 5: That's why I sound a while.

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Speaker 6: I'll sound a little maple syrapy. Do I sound Is

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that like euphemistic? Do I sound gross right now? Or

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do I sound like maple syrus?

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Speaker 2: Sound fine?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 3: Because if you are sick, and given all the ball

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busting you've done to me over the years, for when

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I carry on with a cold for a number of months, yeah,

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you've officially been sick for two months now.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, I have long sea And then I

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feel I was hit with another a different kind of

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variant of something else.

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Speaker 2: Maybe something fecal in the air.

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure what's going on, but it's it's mimicking

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analogy attack.

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Speaker 5: But it's not that.

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Speaker 6: But listen, we're not here to talk about the highways

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and byways of our health.

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Speaker 2: We're here to talk about the dolls.

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Speaker 5: We're here to talk about dolls.

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Speaker 6: We're also here to talk about the Greatest Housewives franchise

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on the network they call Bravo. Gosh, let's just get

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into it.

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Speaker 2: Can I start with my.

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Speaker 5: Swearing on children's Why don't you go?

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Speaker 2: Ruby?

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Speaker 5: Go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Wow, thank you, I'm really hot.

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Speaker 5: Potato back to you. You weren't expecting that. Huh, that's pretty.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm ready, and I fell more in love

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with these women every week. These women feel I think

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the reason why I like them so much is because

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they feel like a lot of this is more authentic

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than a lot of the other franchises we watch, like

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a Beverly Hills or an Orange County or something, and

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like everybody actually kind of has some connection, like to

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some of the drama that's going on. Alisha is a star.

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I you know what, I actually want Alicia's ants to

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take the advice they gave rule and flip it and

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direct it toward Alicia. I think she should leave this man,

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divorce in common lat take half. Go be appreciated, your

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great wife, great mom. You love dolls, I swear for children.

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Speaker 5: She really loves dolls.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Pat, sure, Okay, So this stick about like

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people sharing say something.

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Speaker 6: I'm a little I'm a little disappointed in you that

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you've just gone along with this, this whole thing so easily,

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like we're not blood.

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Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, you two keep swearing on children. I

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really don't like it.

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Speaker 5: I gotta say it's sick.

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Speaker 3: There was a good submission this week in the comments.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I'm doing right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, someone had a pre funny name too. It

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was like like bagel balls or something.

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Speaker 5: Oh, pizza chips. Pizza chips is pizza chips. It was

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pretty It was who has, who was? Who was? Who is? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, all right, So Salt Real Housewives of Salt

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Lake City did a bit like this with the masks

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and all that and share who you really are, and

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it was not as good as this. So now I've

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seen that there are bits that can be done. One

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can be done well another, the same bit can be

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done awful, So this is definitely a superior product.

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Speaker 6: People are also saying we should just Dina should be

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our rating system.

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Speaker 3: Huh, you know, he's just not that big.

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Speaker 5: We've got a lot.

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Speaker 6: We've got a lot of rating systems, and you know what,

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they're all thought.

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Speaker 3: We put this to rest.

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Speaker 6: We've got clams, we've got pizza chips, we've got dinas,

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we've got whos.

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Speaker 5: They're all good.

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Speaker 3: We also have how many children do you swear on?

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Speaker 5: May I continue? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I really liked this episode. I love how Ashley the

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Crier truly has She's had no adversity in her life,

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and it's nice to have someone like that. Yeah, right,

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isn't it nice She's cried that before that she has

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no adversity.

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Speaker 5: I think so.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's I think it's in touch.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever did you ever see the I think

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it was in his book Matthew Perry. His uh, the

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thing that drove him to do all those drugs and

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ruin his life was his mommy didn't pick him up

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at school on time.

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Speaker 5: Once.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, wow, Yeah, Pat has a real act to

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grind with Matthew Perry and because he's a funck up.

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Speaker 5: Well, the thing about that not anymore.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, The thing about that vengeance, that that that lust

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full fucking conquest do you want to wage?

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Speaker 5: Is that he doesn't exist.

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Speaker 2: On this earth anymore. So it's kind of like you won. Anyway.

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Speaker 3: I enjoyed the episode. I'm gonna swear on a lot

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of kids. I swear on forty eight kids.

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Speaker 6: All right, I'm going to give this episode ninety four

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actual Doloreses because I think that this episode.

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Speaker 2: Was one of them most. Excuse me, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Can I actually interrupt while you clear your throat. I

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was watching television yesterday, a normal television, actual Dolorous in

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a Laurel campaign.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you, she's killing it.

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Speaker 6: And you were watching a color television, color television. Yes,

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So I'm going to give it ninety four actual dolores

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Is because it could have been the pot I'm not sure,

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but I was genuinely, and I'm a hard nut to

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crack right, genuinely laughing out loud at some of the

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stuff that was transpiring. Ashley's mask, the cuts to Ashley

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wearing that mask, this episode, I can't even tell you.

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It's one of the funniest things I've seen on housewives

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in some time.

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Speaker 5: But she couldn't eat her, she couldn't breathe Patrick.

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Speaker 6: Much more important, much more vital than salads, is oxygen.

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But that's true.

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Speaker 5: I want to say it's true. It's a fact.

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Speaker 6: But I do want to say the thing that is

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so crazy about this season, and I loved the t's

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that we have for the rest.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen the video?

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Speaker 6: I don't know nothing about no video, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I cannot wait to get there.

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Speaker 5: But oh, I bet it must be a video about Brian.

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Speaker 6: Right, Oh yeah, Brian is getting his little fat tussh

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sheeting out by a fucking dental hygienist or something.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what's going on.

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Speaker 5: Okay, sorry to.

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Speaker 6: Be so grotesque, but the guy's a pig anyways.

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Speaker 2: Not that if you like that, that doesn't make you

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a pig.

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Speaker 5: We have a word for it, right, It's called felching.

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Speaker 6: I'm so sorry. I don't know how we got down this.

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It's crazy. Okay, I'm sorry. We don't know what the

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videotape is. It could be him, Robert Dursting, somebody, you know,

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chopping them to bits and throwing them in trash bags.

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They will ultimately rise to the surface.

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Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, let's talk really.

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Speaker 6: Quickly about something that I think, I hope we're not

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taking for granted. We are bearing witness to Kelsey, a

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young woman who has been inning mansion of Rhode Island

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Royalty for fifty percent of her life, and she is

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now choosing to forego that lifestyle to become a hair

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and makeup professional with a man named Bill el Yuropa.

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It's a crazy arc that I'm really really excited. I

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think this was the thing that got them like, we

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gotta we gotta pick up the cameras, we gotta film this.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Well the shows this episode start off in quite the

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dramatic fashion. We bounce around the ocean state, all the

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ladies getting this news, and I'm like, what is it?

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Is Tupac Shakur a live?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are the aliens landing?

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Speaker 5: Is Tupac Shakur alive?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, Ruby, And I do want to say that these

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ladies would react. They would be the first group that

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would find out, Like he would call them first and

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be like yo, I'm alive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and great Tupac impression.

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Speaker 6: Ruby to pak Shakur is not alive.

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Speaker 5: It turns out, actually.

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Speaker 3: That Kelsey, what happened?

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Speaker 2: I'm a producer.

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Speaker 5: What is this?

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Speaker 6: Dolores and so oh yeah, yeah, we kick off with

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Dolores and the Star Wars thing. She's got that thing,

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that fucking that thing she's put in our face.

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Speaker 2: Ruby, you do that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I actually don't. But the fact that she

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has read light therapying while she is earnestly having this

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conversation with Kelsey was one of the funnier moments of

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the episode until we get to actually being unable to

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breathe in the gold.

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Speaker 6: Sure, yeap, and she was unable to breathe in the gold.

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It's important to say that again. And we'll get there.

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Speaker 5: But what you said I want.

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Speaker 6: To pick up on because they're not very clear about

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what's transpiring. We'll get a cairn, we'll get it, we'll

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get a picture of the text something.

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Speaker 5: All we get is sad piano.

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Speaker 2: So we're thinking she got kicked out.

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Speaker 6: Right, No, she laying in bed with her sugar.

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Speaker 2: Daddy, Big Papa.

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Speaker 6: Big Papa says I can't do it anymore, and he says,

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I'm proud of you for making the decision in your

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best interests. Okay, he didn't push back, No, he didn't

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push back, and more like pushing her out. And when

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she left, he shut the door and he dried his eyes,

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and he said, Jesus fucking Christ, I mean, she lasted

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four years, longer.

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Speaker 5: Than I thought she was going to try.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my God,