Speaker 1: I think she's probably a different toward rule. I do
not think she hates her at all. Like it's not
like she's doing this out of a place of malice.
I think she's just like, ooh, gossip, I love it.
Speaker 2: What I did.
Speaker 1: Appreciate from her this evening was after liz ah shit
on the way to the carriage.
Speaker 2: Yep, she just walks up and goes.
Speaker 1: Oh, Rosie, you look like a stripper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, hello, and I'm welcome to bad TV.
Speaker 5: I'm Dylan. That is Pat. Good to be here.
Speaker 1: Ruby, Hi, jel Hi Pat.
Speaker 5: How are you? Ruby's here too.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm a little sick.
Speaker 5: That's why I sound a while.
Speaker 6: I'll sound a little maple syrapy. Do I sound Is
that like euphemistic? Do I sound gross right now? Or
do I sound like maple syrus?
Speaker 2: Sound fine?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: Because if you are sick, and given all the ball
busting you've done to me over the years, for when
I carry on with a cold for a number of months, yeah,
you've officially been sick for two months now.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I have long sea And then I
feel I was hit with another a different kind of
variant of something else.
Speaker 2: Maybe something fecal in the air.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure what's going on, but it's it's mimicking
analogy attack.
Speaker 5: But it's not that.
Speaker 6: But listen, we're not here to talk about the highways
and byways of our health.
Speaker 2: We're here to talk about the dolls.
Speaker 5: We're here to talk about dolls.
Speaker 6: We're also here to talk about the Greatest Housewives franchise
on the network they call Bravo. Gosh, let's just get
into it.
Speaker 2: Can I start with my.
Speaker 5: Swearing on children's Why don't you go?
Speaker 2: Ruby?
Speaker 5: Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Wow, thank you, I'm really hot.
Speaker 5: Potato back to you. You weren't expecting that. Huh, that's pretty.
Speaker 2: Crazy, not at all.
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm ready, and I fell more in love
with these women every week. These women feel I think
the reason why I like them so much is because
they feel like a lot of this is more authentic
than a lot of the other franchises we watch, like
a Beverly Hills or an Orange County or something, and
like everybody actually kind of has some connection, like to
some of the drama that's going on. Alisha is a star.
I you know what, I actually want Alicia's ants to
take the advice they gave rule and flip it and
direct it toward Alicia. I think she should leave this man,
divorce in common lat take half. Go be appreciated, your
great wife, great mom. You love dolls, I swear for children.
Speaker 5: She really loves dolls.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Pat, sure, Okay, So this stick about like
people sharing say something.
Speaker 6: I'm a little I'm a little disappointed in you that
you've just gone along with this, this whole thing so easily,
like we're not blood.
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, you two keep swearing on children. I
really don't like it.
Speaker 5: I gotta say it's sick.
Speaker 3: There was a good submission this week in the comments.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, someone had a pre funny name too. It
was like like bagel balls or something.
Speaker 5: Oh, pizza chips. Pizza chips is pizza chips. It was
pretty It was who has, who was? Who was? Who is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, all right, So Salt Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City did a bit like this with the masks
and all that and share who you really are, and
it was not as good as this. So now I've
seen that there are bits that can be done. One
can be done well another, the same bit can be
done awful, So this is definitely a superior product.
Speaker 6: People are also saying we should just Dina should be
our rating system.
Speaker 3: Huh, you know, he's just not that big.
Speaker 5: We've got a lot.
Speaker 6: We've got a lot of rating systems, and you know what,
they're all thought.
Speaker 3: We put this to rest.
Speaker 6: We've got clams, we've got pizza chips, we've got dinas,
we've got whos.
Speaker 5: They're all good.
Speaker 3: We also have how many children do you swear on?
Speaker 5: May I continue? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Okay.
Speaker 3: I really liked this episode. I love how Ashley the
Crier truly has She's had no adversity in her life,
and it's nice to have someone like that. Yeah, right,
isn't it nice She's cried that before that she has
no adversity.
Speaker 5: I think so.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's I think it's in touch.
Speaker 3: Do you ever did you ever see the I think
it was in his book Matthew Perry. His uh, the
thing that drove him to do all those drugs and
ruin his life was his mommy didn't pick him up
at school on time.
Speaker 5: Once.
Speaker 6: I'm like, wow, Yeah, Pat has a real act to
grind with Matthew Perry and because he's a funck up.
Speaker 5: Well, the thing about that not anymore.
Speaker 6: Yeah, The thing about that vengeance, that that that lust
full fucking conquest do you want to wage?
Speaker 5: Is that he doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: On this earth anymore. So it's kind of like you won. Anyway.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed the episode. I'm gonna swear on a lot
of kids. I swear on forty eight kids.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm going to give this episode ninety four
actual Doloreses because I think that this episode.
Speaker 2: Was one of them most. Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Can I actually interrupt while you clear your throat. I
was watching television yesterday, a normal television, actual Dolorous in
a Laurel campaign.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you, she's killing it.
Speaker 6: And you were watching a color television, color television. Yes,
So I'm going to give it ninety four actual dolores
Is because it could have been the pot I'm not sure,
but I was genuinely, and I'm a hard nut to
crack right, genuinely laughing out loud at some of the
stuff that was transpiring. Ashley's mask, the cuts to Ashley
wearing that mask, this episode, I can't even tell you.
It's one of the funniest things I've seen on housewives
in some time.
Speaker 5: But she couldn't eat her, she couldn't breathe Patrick.
Speaker 6: Much more important, much more vital than salads, is oxygen.
But that's true.
Speaker 5: I want to say it's true. It's a fact.
Speaker 6: But I do want to say the thing that is
so crazy about this season, and I loved the t's
that we have for the rest.
Speaker 5: Have you seen the video?
Speaker 6: I don't know nothing about no video, Okay.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to get there.
Speaker 5: But oh, I bet it must be a video about Brian.
Speaker 6: Right, Oh yeah, Brian is getting his little fat tussh
sheeting out by a fucking dental hygienist or something.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry to.
Speaker 6: Be so grotesque, but the guy's a pig anyways.
Speaker 2: Not that if you like that, that doesn't make you
a pig.
Speaker 5: We have a word for it, right, It's called felching.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry. I don't know how we got down this.
It's crazy. Okay, I'm sorry. We don't know what the
videotape is. It could be him, Robert Dursting, somebody, you know,
chopping them to bits and throwing them in trash bags.
They will ultimately rise to the surface.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, let's talk really.
Speaker 6: Quickly about something that I think, I hope we're not
taking for granted. We are bearing witness to Kelsey, a
young woman who has been inning mansion of Rhode Island
Royalty for fifty percent of her life, and she is
now choosing to forego that lifestyle to become a hair
and makeup professional with a man named Bill el Yuropa.
It's a crazy arc that I'm really really excited. I
think this was the thing that got them like, we
gotta we gotta pick up the cameras, we gotta film this.
Speaker 5: Oh it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Well the shows this episode start off in quite the
dramatic fashion. We bounce around the ocean state, all the
ladies getting this news, and I'm like, what is it?
Is Tupac Shakur a live?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are the aliens landing?
Speaker 5: Is Tupac Shakur alive?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, Ruby, And I do want to say that these
ladies would react. They would be the first group that
would find out, Like he would call them first and
be like yo, I'm alive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and great Tupac impression.
Speaker 6: Ruby to pak Shakur is not alive.
Speaker 5: It turns out, actually.
Speaker 3: That Kelsey, what happened?
Speaker 2: I'm a producer.
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 6: Dolores and so oh yeah, yeah, we kick off with
Dolores and the Star Wars thing. She's got that thing,
that fucking that thing she's put in our face.
Speaker 2: Ruby, you do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I actually don't. But the fact that she
has read light therapying while she is earnestly having this
conversation with Kelsey was one of the funnier moments of
the episode until we get to actually being unable to
breathe in the gold.
Speaker 6: Sure, yeap, and she was unable to breathe in the gold.
It's important to say that again. And we'll get there.
Speaker 5: But what you said I want.
Speaker 6: To pick up on because they're not very clear about
what's transpiring. We'll get a cairn, we'll get it, we'll
get a picture of the text something.
Speaker 5: All we get is sad piano.
Speaker 2: So we're thinking she got kicked out.
Speaker 6: Right, No, she laying in bed with her sugar.
Speaker 2: Daddy, Big Papa.
Speaker 6: Big Papa says I can't do it anymore, and he says,
I'm proud of you for making the decision in your
best interests. Okay, he didn't push back, No, he didn't
push back, and more like pushing her out. And when
she left, he shut the door and he dried his eyes,
and he said, Jesus fucking Christ, I mean, she lasted
four years, longer.
Speaker 5: Than I thought she was going to try.
Speaker 2: I mean, my God,