Speaker 1: Confirmed rusters. Before we start, I just starting.
Speaker 2: Oh no, do it, do it, do it. I'll just
have to edit it out. Hell everyone, Welcome to the
finale of Isakai Dungeons and Dragons, the final episode. This
is where it all ends, for better or for worse.
This is the I've dropped my pad. This is the final,
final everything. We got nipples from Daniel Green, We've got
everyone's here, everyone's here. This episode will be as long
as it needs to be. We're going to go until
it's finished, which means that it might be longer than
two hours, it might be shorten than two hours. This
episode will finish with the series ending all with everybody dying.
That is also the end.
Speaker 3: That is also there any other Is there any other possibility?
Could some of us die some of us.
Speaker 2: Live, Well, then that would be the series ending, right,
Like if some of you, some of you may die,
some of you may die, and your characters.
Speaker 1: You may die.
Speaker 3: That is a sacrifice.
Speaker 2: That's sacrifice.
Speaker 3: Let's kick it off with that clip show of the
remaining fifty nine episodes, Zane, Cue it up, Cue it up.
Speaker 2: It was just like really sad music in the background
and like clips of you guys talking of how we
got here, and for some reason, like everybody looks like
ten years younger in the first episode, like we've been
doing this for like way longer than we realize. It's
like kid pictures. Man, we're all in the web cameras,
but it's like nine year old me dming for like
a twenty five year old mark and like, uh.
Speaker 4: Today Kayla was like picking at my hair and being like, oh,
I'm finding a bunch of gray hairs, which I did not.
Speaker 3: Have in this part.
Speaker 5: I definitely I have so many gray heads in my
beard now. I don't know if you can see them
going to.
Speaker 1: Get them to gray hair actually stressful.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Another another announcement I want to make is when this
episode goes out on YouTube a week from now, and
so if you're listening to the edit version now, there
will be an Isakai Dungeons or Dragons poster up on
the merch store, that link will be as a big celebration.
Because the card game is taking ages to ship to
that's a whole process. I will go to details. The
card game is coming. It will exist, I promise, it's
just taking Time's fun.
Speaker 5: It's so fun.
Speaker 2: This process has been way more publicated.
Speaker 5: Is going to be a poster this news for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can we make the final announcement?
Speaker 2: What's the final announcement?
Speaker 3: We're also launching iskai coin, which if you want to know,
what about the and D anime that got green lit?
Speaker 2: And that would be a good animal though I'm not
even gonna lie it would be good. We'd have to
get we'd have to get the.
Speaker 3: Right Cody Schwabi got cast as old Tony, Daniel got
cast as Norman, and Briggs got cast as to the
Shark for some reason.
Speaker 5: Which which of the genuinely do you think that you
could play in like a live action out of.
Speaker 2: Tive if you had to do a movie, which is
actually you know which which character?
Speaker 3: Shark would be so much fun? The Shark would be
so much fun.
Speaker 2: Checking which character in all of the universe, like any
of the NPCs included, do you think you could play
the best in a play or film or film? Just
like yeah, any of the mediums, any any character? Mark
what do you think?
Speaker 3: Probably I gotta think about that holy ship, you know
question for everybody.
Speaker 6: I think the worst part is that would maybe Jimmy, No,
no he's not, but I read.
Speaker 3: I would like to play a ripper. I would like
to like I like, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Gosh it's difficult, right, I think you could do hops Mark, Actually,
I think you could do hops really well.
Speaker 5: I could do it.
Speaker 3: Or Cube Man. I want to do Cube Man. I
would Shakespeare. I'd be a phenomenal.
Speaker 5: Shakespeare I I would love for that to be the
full cycle. You playing him would be.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 4: Briggs, do you remember way back when we said we're
going to be focused this episode.
Speaker 1: I forgot even.
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, all right. The last thing that happened was
you guys finished off with Loxia. You got back to
the void. The story is like, I feel so many
of my Vistoria juices returning to me. I feel so
powerful Now I can give you guys a long rest.
I can give you guys you know all of this.
But as before she was able to do so, she
was stabbed through the chest by Palladium, and he transported
you guys back to Earth, where you guys have no
powers whatsoever you were. You were reverted back to your
pre Isakai states is a reversion, not like a time
travel thing, So you know you're still missing your arm.
Cody you're still bored the shark. You know you still
have all of that, But is your is your pre
Sechai states on Earth? And you've just opened your doors,
opened your windows to see a giant Kaiju esque palladium
destroying this city that you guys are all in at
the moment. I think Cody and Anthony had both come
out together. I think the shark you can see them,
but you haven't approached them yet. And Norman, you're still
in your room. Also, I am here with Briggs. Norman, Yeah,
I'm here. He'll green the shark, and I'm here with
Anthony tek one one. I forgot to do the introductions
on the final episode. I forgot who you guys were.
You're right, yeah, just guys. You're just guys, You're just dudes.
The initiative has begun because the Palladium sees Cody and
Anthony across the city. He spots you, and he is
making his way towards you. I will say, he's very
far away, so he will take some time to get
to you, and on his turn he will be rampaging
and making his way towards you. You have time. Bear in mind,
you guys. Actually everybody rolled me a D four and
that is the amount of health you guys currently have
individually as people. So, Cody, you lift a lot, you
are four HP. Daniel Green are your you're trade smoker,
the shark you have one HP. Anthony you know modern technology,
good healthy habits. Three HP yeah, and Norman three HP
because you're young. It makes sense. It all makes sense.
So that's how much HP you have. I think you
would still one shot any of you in your current form.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah it doesn't. Norman, You're still in your room. What
do you want to do?
Speaker 6: So I had like opened the blind saw mecha palladium,
close the blinds. I'm like, I don't know what to do,
but I'm gonna have to walk downstairs. At some point
I'm walking downstairs, my mom's lying there.
Speaker 2: Your mom's just watching the TV and or the TV
palladium is rolling through and she goes, WHOA, what the
fuck is happening? Oh, Norman, you finally come down from
your room. Huh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not scared to come downstairs. And more you're
a terrible mother. I walk into the kitchen and I
opened up the drawer. I see spaghetti, I see blah.
Blah blah, and I grab a gun because it's an
American Italian family.
Speaker 2: Your mother goes, what are you doing, Norman?
Speaker 1: I gotta get to work.
Speaker 2: There's a crazy thing rampaging through the city. Luckily that's
not happening here in literally New York.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's literally happening here. So then Norman is gonna
walk outside.
Speaker 2: Okay, then back here, Norman. And then I guess your father,
who doesn't talk, puts a hand on his wife and
goes he's finally leaving the house. Let him go.
Speaker 6: Dad would say, to leave the house and get a
job for ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you open the door, it does essentially transport
you to this city that isn't New York where you're from. Okay,
And and you see that's what you look through through
your window as well. And you walk out and you
see Anthony and Cody standing there.
Speaker 1: Boys, Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 5: You tell me?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, se shit's going down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because your action to open the door though.
Speaker 3: Open.
Speaker 1: I just want to reunite with the boys and.
Speaker 2: Group, you know, boy reunited. It is now Palladian's turn.
He's going to take a step towards he also sees
Norman smoke billowing off. You see people running and screaming
in the distance, tecking your turn.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's roll with this Anthony. By the way,
I I I balk at the idea that he is
as weak as a normal human. He is a fucking firefighter.
He goes into burning buildings. He has trained, he knows
what he's doing. I am going to try to find
a fire truck.
Speaker 2: Okay, give me a perception. But it's just a D twenty.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just a flat fay with any skills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me a flat T twenty. That's your perception here. Oh,
they unfortunately they were underfunded because the mayor a you know,
he doesn't you you got a four? Yeah, the fire
trucks funded. Yeah, so it's going to take you a
little bit longer to find it. You will find it
on your next for a while. But right now you
cannot find truck. Yeah, okay, yeah. You actually you see
like a sad firefighter who's like walking dejected and you
ask him and he's like, I've just been fired man, ironic.
But the yeah, they've been doing cuts to the fire
department in this city.
Speaker 3: Now, Okay, that makes sense. Actually it's in America. Okay,
oh yah, no problem, no problem. Okay, well I'm gonna
go find a fire truck. Is we gotta get it's not,
we gotta get some.
Speaker 2: You said America and he goes, what America?
Speaker 3: You've bloody right now?
Speaker 2: Boo? And he walks off. Okay, it is so I
will help.
Speaker 4: The way you described it, I am in Chicago for
like the block I'm in, and then outside of that
it turns into a different city.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The moment, yeah, the moment you leave the the alleyway, right,
it turns into a different city.
Speaker 3: And so when I wouldn't be able to like call
my mafia guys, I wouldn't be able to do anything.
Speaker 2: You could try. You have. I mean, I don't know
what told of you. You you you don't have a
mobile phone. You're from the ninety twenties.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to find a payphone.
Speaker 2: You could find a pay phone. You want to go
find a payphone. There's definitely payphones in this city. All right, Yeah,
I find you. You rush to a payphone and you
start dialing in.
Speaker 3: No, I stroll to a payphone.
Speaker 2: You stroll to a payphone. My god, in my sorry,
so you're right, I mean Cody Anthony Norman. You see
the shark leisurely walk smileless face to a pay phone.
Speaker 1: Faith Palms.
Speaker 3: Quarters.
Speaker 2: God got yeah, you have some nineteen twenties quarters.
Speaker 4: Okay, I put one in and I call the number
for my mafia boss.
Speaker 2: You call your mafia boss. A voice on the other
hand and goes hello. It's a woman's voice.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't feel like this.
Speaker 2: It's an old woman's voice. Oh be a very old
woman's voice.
Speaker 4: Okay, I say the password to the mafia like headquarters
to like get into the background.
Speaker 2: How do you know that password? How did you get
this number?
Speaker 4: Because it's me Willhelm the shark. Now give me the
fucking boss, Willo.
Speaker 5: Father?
Speaker 7: Is that you ship? You abandoned your child again again?
Speaker 3: I go back in the alley.
Speaker 2: When he tried the alley is now just it's not
that Chicago alley anymore. Like you go when you turn around,
you see that alley that just goes to a park somewhere.
Speaker 3: Do I see the boys?
Speaker 2: You do see the boys? Yeah? You see the boys
go to the boys. Okay, yeah, No, Norman has a
gun too, Okay.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: Cheers?
Speaker 1: I may be out of spell slot, but I got
these shots.
Speaker 2: Cheers and Cody, Cody has his guns. You know his guns?
Sorry singular singular?
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know that in the future we have
laser pulse rifles all strapped to ourselves, because that's what
Anthony has.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, you were spending time with your wife, and I
don't think you'd have your laser post.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I did not grab a gun.
Speaker 2: I didn't you actually be in your like home pajamas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm in jeans and like a
nice sensible jacket. Yeah, that's that's Anthony's casual.
Speaker 2: That's how Anthony watches movies with his wife is in
jeans and a sensible jacket.
Speaker 3: That's kind of how I watch movies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fair. I'm right.
Speaker 4: I look at Cody and I go, when did you
lose your arm?
Speaker 5: Am I misremembering? Or did the shock not help make
my new arm?
Speaker 2: I think he might have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't like. I definitely like looking at him, like, yeah,
he's like a little while ago man, A little uh,
a little while ago.
Speaker 4: I just want to let you know, in my time period,
there was a lot of lead in the paint and
I've learned from Norman that that was a bad thing.
Speaker 6: It's true also it's also been a pretty traumatizing experience.
Speaker 1: But there he wasn't developed yet problem.
Speaker 2: I say, cooling, you pretty.
Speaker 3: Sure Anthony also helped make that thing.
Speaker 2: Cooling your like it was like your primary one.
Speaker 5: But it was like a call ub Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was a it was a collaboration, calling your daughter
who now runs the math, your organization he used to
be a part of. Is your action, so Cody, it
is now your time.
Speaker 5: So when when I was in the gym, I like
tried to call on like my druidic power and it
was just nothing.
Speaker 2: Right, do you still you approache check on you? Or
did you leave it in the gym?
Speaker 5: I had it on me because I was like looking
at it trying to see if I can get so
I might still have it on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I would still have it gripped.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Cody, Cody, you still have a bond that
can transcend dimensions. Call on Little Feather and Suthern, the
the entire legion of the bird people. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I will sort of like I just like look through
the sky and I like raise my hands and it
was like my story.
Speaker 3: Give me a bird like ships on you give.
Speaker 2: Me just give me a D twenty if there is anybody, please.
Speaker 3: Fifteen, that's good you.
Speaker 2: You hear a small voice, very imperceptible. But it's not
coming from above. It is coming from below. It is
coming the devil. No, it's imagine, imagine Vistoria could be here,
but I am yeah, comes out the scene. No, no,
no no, it is coming from your protein chick. Oh.
And when you look inside it was that you you
could barely sit with, just like your passive perception, which
would be ten in this universe. You can't see it
with a fifteen. You can the sort of imperceptible little
like glow at the bottom, and you see it start
to get bigger, and you see a little finger poking
out of it.
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 5: Is it like, is the hand like reaching up or something.
Speaker 2: It's just just a finger at the moment. Doesn't look
like the Storia's finger though, Oh oh, it is Satan. Unfortunately,
dramastically calling into the into the rain for Storia's name
and looking at your protein bottle is your action. So Norman,
it is now your turn again.
Speaker 1: Guys, we're just normal civilians. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: We need to we need to organize, We need to organize.
Speaker 1: What are we thinking?
Speaker 3: I got a finger. I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what that means.
Speaker 3: We're gonna die. Also, that thing is heading straight for us,
So we got to figure out a way to like
get to a location that's reinforced heavily or out of
all these plays. I don't want to fight in the
middle of this city where everybody's gonna get feel.
Speaker 1: Like, this can't be real. This has to be some
type of spell.
Speaker 3: Well believe it, because it's happening now in Ormond, all
the stuff we've been through.
Speaker 6: Together, God, evil, look into your you, look into your
protein chack and try to make a call.
Speaker 1: What would I be able to do?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Is it a manga? A manga or a d S
or something something like that?
Speaker 2: Right, No, it was a d S. I'm pretty sure
it was either a hen Tai volume or d S.
Can't it was It was a it's a d S.
It's a d S original generation. But you don't have
your d S on you, so you'd have to find
a d S somewhere.
Speaker 5: M hm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: What where a Nintendo DS.
Speaker 6: Is there any is there a stores around? How far
is played by the way? How far decently for? He'll
get here in a few rounds. You can't really gage
the distance, but he's coming.
Speaker 1: Any stores nearby?
Speaker 2: Give me a perception. You're looking for an electronics store
in London, normalism in.
Speaker 3: London, which should be fairly.
Speaker 2: Didn't I didn't say that. It's not said.
Speaker 1: I could. I could tell this Manchester.
Speaker 3: Come on now, it's Birmingham neighbors one.
Speaker 1: What is this Noman?
Speaker 2: You're not wearing your glasses. You forgot to put them
on when you came out.
Speaker 1: I needn't go home and get my glasses. But home's
not there anymore. I can't see it all my glasses.
Speaker 2: I only needed to get all right.
Speaker 3: He was a fantastic D and D I love, you know,
being part of all of this with you.
Speaker 2: You desperately looking around for an electronics store and realizing
that you're blind because you don't have glasses.
Speaker 1: I forgot how to see mid role.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unfortunately that is that is your actions turn. He
takes another step towards you.
Speaker 3: He like another step.
Speaker 2: He grabs this giant circular ferrous wheel looking thing. With
little pods that go round, and he grabs that and
he throws it and it lands smashed somewhere near you.
Speaker 3: I think he doesn't throw it at us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you you could describe it as like
the eye of a city.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, like some kind of gotcha. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So when we when we walked out of the buildings
that we were in, yeah, no longer those buildings behind us,
right yeah, but like, is there still buildings there like this?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is in the middle of the city.
Speaker 5: It's not like some illusory landscape or something.
Speaker 2: Is no Anthony's turn.
Speaker 3: We need to get the fuck out of here. We
need something to work with. I'm gonna roll again to
look for Okay, not necessarily a fire truck. I'm looking
as fire truck is my first thing. But like, if
I could find a double decker bus or some kill.
Speaker 2: Let's let's haves for childs.
Speaker 1: This is London's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, betterry you found a single deck of bus. There's
no two double decker bus that services areas a suburban
area unfortunately, So.
Speaker 3: I got okay, yeah, a single deck of us.
Speaker 1: Should we commandeer this bus.
Speaker 3: I'm already grabbing the I'm grabbing the dude and throwing
him out. We don't have time for this ship. Let's
get on the bus. Come on.
Speaker 5: What side is the wheel on, Daniel.
Speaker 3: It's on the left.
Speaker 2: Well, there was no side that the wheels on in
a bus. It's just that's where the wheel is right
when you enter a bus.
Speaker 3: What side of the bus the bus in the center?
Speaker 2: It's on the right. It's on the right, the center. Yeah,
I mean the cause of driving on the left end
side of the road. Mister Green, what's up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, the shark's back in Europe.
Speaker 2: You're really far away from your microphone.
Speaker 3: Oh, just put it away.
Speaker 2: He was like, I don't need this anymore.
Speaker 3: Back in Europe. Does that mean I need to do
like a constitution save or anything for Like? Does does
he realize he's back in Europe? Oh he's seeing like
British ship? Then yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is this is like a traumatic thing or like the
path of different back in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if this was like shark lord, I'd forgotten
where he's like allergic to. All Right, Yeah, I guess
the shark thinks they're in Europe. So give me a
give me a wisdom save, which is just a D twenty.
I don't know, I don't know why wait wait, what
are you trying to do? You're trying to fight back
traumatic thoughts? Right, Yeah, I don't think that's wisdom any indeed,
anything mental is wisdom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not constitution. I will not fight you.
Speaker 2: You know it literally doesn't matter. It's a D twenty,
no matter what for nothing.
Speaker 3: Literally, Oh my god, critical fail.
Speaker 2: Critical fail, critical fail.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Cody, it's you and me. Buddy Norman doesn't
have his glasses, and the.
Speaker 1: Norman on the bus point to get got in different directions.
But you what you doing?
Speaker 2: So taking? Can you give me just u You are
just a normal guy in the and the bus driver
is yet quite strong. So I'm gonna I'm gonna have
you do.
Speaker 3: Can I argue at this point that once again, Anthony
is a fucking firefighter. They have to be in really
good shape. Can I get a plus one to this
is what I'm arguing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you advantage. I was going to give
you an advantage.
Speaker 3: I'll take that.
Speaker 2: Okay, you never know how strong this bus driver is.
You got you got fourteen. This bus driver got a four.
So yeah, it's just some old bloke. He's like, oh,
I love driving buses. Nothing bad ever happens to a
man who drives a bush.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't, I don't. I don't like chuck him
out the bus, but I do grab him by the
scruff of his of his coat and just pull him
forcibly onto the street. And I'm like, you need to
stay here, old man. Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2: The bus society will here about this.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, actually it's a bus, you know what.
You could come back with us, but you have to
ride on the pipeway.
Speaker 1: That's way more dangerous. It's way more like.
Speaker 2: Five or six people. Some of them are on their
phones and they look up and they're like, what the
hell has happening.
Speaker 5: They definitely saw Norman walking with just a pistol.
Speaker 1: Lady, who's gonna fucking die?
Speaker 3: I can't leave, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: He's going to cool the police.
Speaker 3: That's fine, and he starts doing more help.
Speaker 2: But as he's calling the police, he goes, what do
you mean there's a way bigger emergency right now, And
then he looks out the window and goes, ah, fuck, I.
Speaker 3: Grab the the thing on a on the bus that
you could like the intercom system, the radio thing that
you could talk to over the entire bus. Okay, and
I'm just like, all right, everybody, here's the deal. Giant
robots attacking the city. We're the only hope that we
have to defeat it. If you want to hang out
for this, fine, If not, I leave that they're back.
Enter inside.
Speaker 2: We're the only hope.
Speaker 3: We only have us. We know US US US cody
gun screaming, get off the fuck bus and trigger hotly.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well, a bunch of the yeah, a lot
of them. MEGETTI off the bus.
Speaker 3: There's an emergency exit in the back. They can run
out that way.
Speaker 2: There was just door. There's just a door in the
middle of the bus. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. Yeah they got Yeah, they can
get it. Okay. Does anyone stay on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, there was four of them right now.
Speaker 3: You said five, I said, plus the bus driver.
Speaker 6: Okay, gosh, you don't year old.
Speaker 2: If it's above I just want to see it. No, no, no, no,
none of them stay, no of them stay. No.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's right, that's why it's fine. All right, good
luck to you. Hope. None of you die, find a
safe spot to hide, seek shelter.
Speaker 2: Okay, and hopefully we'll win the day running.
Speaker 3: Thank you for choosing Kai Airlines. Please leave us a review.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, hijacking hijacking your bus is your action,
Daniel Green, You know, having your PTSD attacking and firing
your and is also going to be your action. That's
part of it. Cody. Yeah, back to you. The hole
is getting bigger in the protein shake. I'm just like, look,
it's now there's now there is now a hand? Is
it a little like fingerless?
Speaker 5: I said Anthony. I'm just like, dude, I think this
might be important keep us away from the giant guy
until I figure out who's.
Speaker 1: Trying to get through my When you start.
Speaker 5: Can I like take the hand?
Speaker 2: You can grab the hand now you know? Okay?
Speaker 5: Do you want to try and I'm trying to pull
them out of the.
Speaker 2: Ball, give me a D twenty all right, it is decided.
But the roles of the twenty eight you hear you
hear it's tiny voice in the other sidding that's going Oh.
Speaker 5: Do I recognize it?
Speaker 1: Is the voice? Unfamiliar?
Speaker 9: Yes, in losing in losing my sight? Do I now
understand the devil. You can say, I think it's too
quiet for you. You reckon the voice. You can't you're
not you can't narrow it down quite.
Speaker 2: But it's like that.
Speaker 5: Just grab the hand.
Speaker 2: It had like a fingerless glove, quite dirty fingernails.
Speaker 6: Norman, Okay, I am going to try and grab the
hand or grab Cody's shoulders and be like, boys, let's
do this together.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you like grab the bottom of the bottle.
Speaker 1: Okay, so power friendship style.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Norman, I will let you roll now, but
with advantage, because it's like Cody help you D twenty
D twenty with advantage.
Speaker 6: Now that I can't see I've been training with Cody.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, nine advantage, Go ahead, second roll. Okay, yeah, guys,
sorry over you are unfortunately back to your old way.
So you're just but you're making progress. You can see it.
The arms coming through a little bit now, the hole
is getting bigger. Palladium in the distance is now continuing
to walk towards you. Guys. He picks up a train
and hos it and it lands like really near your bus,
like a very He's got a very good aim next
to your bus.
Speaker 1: This are we driving away.
Speaker 3: Driving away from the Giant. Yes, I'm driving away from
the Giant.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying. I was just saying, what's the logo
on the train? Look like curiosity?
Speaker 2: You don't recognize it, and it's hard to see because
you're driving so fast.
Speaker 3: By the way rush. If this is a bus that
has like the name of this city or the stops
would be listed in the bus somewhere, I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, bus, yeah yeah. You start seeing a
bunch of unfamiliar names pop up on the on the
thing you don't recognize.
Speaker 3: Well, wait a minute, maybe has unless this is like
a fantasy version. Has Anthony ever been to London? I
don't know. He might have street check, history check.
Speaker 1: Maybe your ham that's sounds familiar.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what a seven is.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't recognize any of the names. If you've,
if anything's ever been to London before, He's not been
to this area. If this is londactically, so long place
are rules. Yeah, but you are driving that's outside of
the road. You're going around roundabouts, try to get away.
People are running and screaming. I guess you doing that. Unfortunately,
might be your action because you're just spending your whole action.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, checking stuff that's like like the stuff
that would be in a bus, like and it would
really be nothing like we have like probably like first
aid kids emergency stuff, but other than that, like nothing,
there's no gune in here. Yeah, will there might be
a fire extinguisher, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Will Helm, What do you want to do?
Speaker 3: How bad is my like trauma right now?
Speaker 2: Do you want to give me another D twenty like
a recovery?
Speaker 3: Let's try it.
Speaker 2: You you'll find out the moment you able to fire
the gun, you got control back over the situation. Like,
it's only traumatic.
Speaker 3: The shark was screaming like and then you shot a gun.
He's like, actually that was really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 4: That was the most American moment the Shark has had
his entire campaign.
Speaker 1: Okay, my action.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be looking around because I was deployed to Europe,
and obviously when you're deployed to Europe, you stop in
London first to get ready. So I'm going to be
the area and I'm gonna start being like, Okay, I
look around and what do I roll to see? How
well I know the area?
Speaker 3: You're comparing. Yeah, wait a minute, London has been around
for a long time. Yeah, you London.
Speaker 2: Give me a perception the.
Speaker 3: Tower bridge would still be there and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a perception. Just a
D twenty. You don't have any of your stats. You
just rode D twenty.
Speaker 3: It'd be great if he gets a twenty and he
knows exactly where we are.
Speaker 1: Nothing gives you.
Speaker 2: Very good. This is a perception check of general right,
So you start zooning in your surroundings and you do
realize now that you can judge from the signs and stuff,
that you must be in some sort of suburban area
of London. I know, you know, first person to realize it.
But it looks so much. It looks very modern. Also,
you can now hear a little voice coming from your pocket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's normal for me.
Speaker 4: And try and remember, like, can I remember how to
get to where the soldiers were stationed and like the
weapons depot and like all the stuff so we can
get them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to try and find the armory near here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna direct checking towards the ar I'm gonna
say I know where an armory is let's go to
the armory, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna start in that general direction. God, I
don't know if that if the World War A quite,
the museums now is what they'll be. So you're heading
towards the World War One museum. I will say that
recalling that this is London and directing yourself to a
museum is your action. Cody eats back to you, that's fair.
Speaker 5: I'm yanking and arm You.
Speaker 2: Have advantage because Norman is helping you yank that getting lower?
Speaker 3: Yes, not bad.
Speaker 2: Finally the whole opens up and you drag this man
through your protein shake. He sort of comes out and
you recognize him as Ripper.
Speaker 1: What the is going on? It's good to see you, buddy.
Speaker 2: There was the fountain was acting up, things were going crazy.
What the.
Speaker 5: What the hell?
Speaker 2: Buddy? I will say it is Ripper. But you'll notice
that he's there's it's almost like there's a little bit
of glow coming off him, like a wisp. Oh and
the yeah, the wisp is making a little bit of
a noise.
Speaker 5: What's the noise?
Speaker 2: You You take a closer listen and it's it sounds
like a voice, like a woman's voice.
Speaker 1: Repper.
Speaker 5: I think you have the story on you.
Speaker 2: Get it off.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's a good thing. Yeah, embrace it.
Speaker 2: You hear a voice that says, I'm still here like that.
I'm not dead. I'm still it's like that. Okay, it's
quite that's quite creepy. It came off creepier than I
expected it to be like that.
Speaker 4: I want to know outside the game. I don't that
whispering in my ear? This is these are good headphones.
Speaker 1: I heard that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did too, Yeah, be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I need to take this jacket off.
I'm getting hot, too hot.
Speaker 3: The action is too entil Rustige. Take it off, Rustige.
It's getting got up in here in the finale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so the yeah, you hear that little voice.
But unfortunately, pulling Ripper into this world and hearing the
the the fractured voice of the story is your action.
So Norman, it's back to you.
Speaker 1: And I also hear the fracted voice.
Speaker 2: Because you're close, but the other two don't because they're
driving a bus.
Speaker 1: First of all, Ripper, that's Mecca. God, you're gonna have
to kill him today.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm as secretariat worst and the CEO of
a mega corporation at best, I don't have any fighting prowess.
You guys put me to sleep the first time you
saw me by charging some weird words.
Speaker 1: I believe you could do it.
Speaker 3: You could do just one of us right now.
Speaker 1: If you can put your mind to it, you can
figure it out. I believe it.
Speaker 2: There is a new invention I've been working on.
Speaker 3: Oh is it gonna kill a giant robot thing?
Speaker 2: No? Probably not.
Speaker 1: I have an invention for you, America. Here's a gun.
Speaker 2: He grabs the gun. Huh okay, Oh I like this.
He fires a shot out the window. And for some reason,
somebody has grafeated a bull's eye on a wall somewhere
and its the bulls eye?
Speaker 1: Can I try and talk to Vistoria say something?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What do you want?
Speaker 6: I want to say, Astoria, we don't know what's going on.
Is there anything you can do to help us?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 1: We have We're We're just normal people. Give no powers.
Speaker 2: A find your tether to this world. You've got to
find people, gotta there's a little piece of me in
all of my creations. If you can bring if you
can bring them back here.
Speaker 1: I got it. We got to connect you like figured
it out?
Speaker 3: Okay, how that works?
Speaker 6: Okay, Okaykay, guys, Tony I mean I mean Anthony Tony
all right, p Yeah, where we're going.
Speaker 1: We gotta go to a background.
Speaker 2: We gotta go to the best. There aren't any best spies.
Speaker 1: Armory, I guess any electronics shops.
Speaker 2: Gotta go to like a Curries PC world.
Speaker 3: It's just there's just houses here, you got, all right.
Speaker 1: Maybe there'll be a kid with a DS.
Speaker 3: We gotta all right, all right, I'll keep my eye
out for a kid with the D S.
Speaker 6: Believe on the way the refresh refresh, we'll find find
a house nearby the whole time.
Speaker 5: This is what the hell is it?
Speaker 2: Greggs Gosha, Yeah, no, no, you have you have to
find some sort on electronic shop in this in this place.
But you don't know the names of any because you
are from me.
Speaker 1: We should have held one hostage.
Speaker 2: There are still plenty of wait wait wait, wait wait guys,
there were like five people on this bus.
Speaker 3: They left all their bags and ship check their bags.
Maybe they have something in there. I love about people.
Speaker 5: If there's any bags left, yeah, let's rifle through.
Speaker 2: Okay, rifle through someone give me an investigation.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 5: That's because this this is something he's good at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Robin.
Speaker 2: You have a votage, roll me two D twenty two.
Speaker 3: D twenty advantage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, perfect fifteen is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you find out.
Speaker 3: I just start jumping the bags on the floor.
Speaker 2: That's how you got it. You're moving through. You're through.
You do not find an intended DS but you do
find a lanyard from one of the people in there.
And it has a thing that says ce X on it,
and it says games store underneath it, or I used
game store for everyone. Ce X is a chain of
game stores.
Speaker 1: And they smell the gamer sweat on that. I know
where to go.
Speaker 3: They sound like you got to go there to Norman?
Speaker 4: Would I?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 5: You gathered?
Speaker 2: You're gathered except for Anthony, who's driving the bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just driving.
Speaker 1: So you show no knives.
Speaker 2: No, that's a powerful stereotype.
Speaker 3: No knives.
Speaker 2: I won't stand for it. These lovely men and women
that are on this bus were Laura binding citizens. They
did not have knives on them. What's up that you agree?
Speaker 3: Not even like a letter opener, like a pair of scissors.
Nothing Okay, were there any wallets?
Speaker 2: Most people have wallets in their pockets and they left.
None of them have them in their bags.
Speaker 3: I'll say, yeah, like a lady's purse or something.
Speaker 2: But there's like school textbooks in one of them.
Speaker 3: Okay, extraying the stuff just out of you know, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2: Back? There is a laptop in one of the bags.
I will say that as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, yeah, well, I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: Me and the shock have no idea what a fucking
lap dump.
Speaker 2: Is yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, actually yeah. The only one
who knows what any of these items would be, and
he's driving the Norman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I need a gamer device?
Speaker 3: Is there a Nintendo switch in any of the No?
Speaker 2: But he said you there's a landyard of a store
that sells gaming devices.
Speaker 3: All right, if I see one, I'll stop.
Speaker 1: But other than that, ox stop at one.
Speaker 2: I need. I need a D twenty perception from Anthony. Now,
as you're looking for a c X, that's technically Norman's there.
We go, that's a scene. You find a CeX. It's there.
Speaker 3: The guy must have been on his must have been
on his way to work. It's right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, it would be it's.
Speaker 1: A ripper shark. We're gonna we're gonna rob this store.
Let's go bring the guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wait you you took you fucking drift the
bus and stop outside the CX. The doors swing open.
You guys come out with guns and the people of
the CX are like, oh fuck, you bust down the
door with the guns. Total need I need a d S.
Speaker 1: Right now or an.
Speaker 3: Just DS.
Speaker 2: Please please?
Speaker 3: And the guy behind Norman does it have to be
a particular modelman Norman, Yeah, very well done. I love
the energy. I love it.
Speaker 4: You came in with initiative. I feel like you took
control all of the room. Normally I would give you
all the credit, but you never say just that. Okay,
first of all, open the register.
Speaker 5: We might.
Speaker 1: You're so right.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey man, I just we don't make a
little buddy at the sex. To be honest, you could
take my money, take my waterka, just don't care.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna steal from a poor minimum age worker.
I'm gonna steal from a corporation. Okay, open the register
or I will sh Okay, I'm gonn shoot him. The
kne is a warning I shoot him in the knee
us not far away as palladium.
Speaker 2: Look out the window. He's getting closer. He is getting closer,
maybe like a round.
Speaker 3: Guys, make this ship quick.
Speaker 4: If you want your other knee to stay intact, open
the register, our old intimidation.
Speaker 2: Okay, he opens the register. You don't need it. It's
a voice intimidate about it. Things have seated. Is life?
Speaker 3: Take the cash?
Speaker 2: You take the cash.
Speaker 3: There was an tenderies really happen in London too much?
Do they know?
Speaker 2: There was a There was a cabinet full of DS's
and game cubes and like other pre owned consoles.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's just just just throw game cubes
at POLLAIU.
Speaker 6: As I grab one of the DS's, what does anything
happen when I hold it in my hands?
Speaker 2: You hold it? Do you open it?
Speaker 5: Or do you?
Speaker 1: Oh? I definitely flip it open.
Speaker 2: Flip it open, and you see a small little glowy
thing and you see like almost like a little mushroom
growing out of.
Speaker 1: It, a mushroom. Try and like, I don't know if
it's my turn, who's turning in?
Speaker 2: We we are actually on cody, but it's gonna go
back around to you because that was robbing the store
and intimidated. The guy was the shark. If Cody wants
to do anything otherwise, he'll go straight to you. Cody,
you want to do anything.
Speaker 5: All I'm going to do is those guys like rubbing
the stall.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't jump in and rob the star as well. Yeah, yeah,
me and me and Anthony still on the bus and
I just turned Anthony.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm still on the bus because yeah, like
I don't need anything at an electronics store. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think we should go to a church.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't know what if if if you
think that's a good idea, I mean, honestly, it's shark
saying the Armory thing. I wasn't really sure the Armory
was going to pan out. But a church, we could
find a church.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what if we can summon Jesus?
Speaker 3: That's a good idea. Okay, if this is the real world,
does he have more power or less power here? I
don't know it would work.
Speaker 2: Anthony has not been informed about what you guys are doing.
Speaker 3: The bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking for the objects that you got is kite food.
I don't know if you want to tell that.
Speaker 3: How did Anthony get Asika.
Speaker 2: Importantly, I think he gotite through a TV right the
TV he was watching with his wife.
Speaker 3: Oh ship, yeah, probably No, No, it wasn't in a
burning building. Wasn't I in a burning building when it happened?
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, you were in a fire. You're in
a Yeah you're in.
Speaker 3: Because Carter Grace and light speed rescue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's yeah, you actively rescue. Yeah, all right,
we set the electronics store on fire.
Speaker 1: And then Anthony, did you stay in the bus bus
or did you come in? I guess I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 5: Okay would after pulling Ripper through the thing, I think
Cody would have said to Anthony like, okay.
Speaker 3: Oh you're trying to get your well. Mister Wellington was
the one that schied me. But he's dead now, so
he would be can we bring him back to life?
He always wanted that, he always wanted to live.
Speaker 2: He's also not Vestorian, yeah, so he wouldn't have a
piece of astoria at him.
Speaker 3: We tried, we tried to deject the Ripper murder sites.
And that's where Anthony, what was it that you were
pulled through?
Speaker 5: Because I was pulled through this little thing.
Speaker 3: I was in a burning building. When it happened, I
was just I knocked down a door and all of
a sudden I was in mister Wellington's volcano hide out.
Speaker 5: Huh. Maybe maybe we just need a door, maybe a
flaming door.
Speaker 2: Probably that sounds cool.
Speaker 6: No, it's now coming out of his DS and he's
gonna be like, is that a button? And I click it,
pull it trying to hit Like some cheat codes, you.
Speaker 2: Can't quite get it out yet. You can't go, but
it is getting The whole is getting bigger, and you
can return to the bus now if you want to,
now that you've got money in Nintendo DS.
Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, the bus.
Speaker 5: I love you, bro, I love you too.
Speaker 2: He's gone through Pubac again coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Lightium is getting frightfully close.
Speaker 3: Now. Yeah, that's scary, guys. We got to get moving.
I don't care about the door. We don't have time
to set a door on fire. We got to get moving.
Speaker 5: I think I think that's what we have to do. Wait,
DS with like the mushrooms throat, I'm like, yeah, look
see what's working puzzle.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's you think that's right? Okay, Cody Shark, help me,
like this door on fire.
Speaker 2: All right, I do it. How is how is?
Speaker 1: Shark?
Speaker 5: Is what I want to know?
Speaker 3: Threw a wallet.
Speaker 2: Threw a wallet, wallet through a wallet.
Speaker 5: So in order to in order to get both the ams,
we are going to need to rob someone and set
a door on fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, sure, the door on fire. Doesn't seem
like that bad of a thing really, but like the
little rob in nobody okay, and I feel bad about it.
Then go back and I take the wallet from the
store clerk guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you just said you didn't need my wallet.
You said you weren't going to run. Somebody makes a
bit of a wage.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I need to go home.
Speaker 3: I think my daughter's here and I don't want to
confront that.
Speaker 2: Do you open the wallet? Yeah, you open the wallet,
and you're here.
Speaker 3: I reach in. Give me a T twenty, not like
strength or anything.
Speaker 2: No, it's just twenty. Okay. Ten is good enough. All
I ever needed was a ten. You guys kept rolling
fives and sixes. You grab the hand and out of
the wallet. It can't be Jesus because he's not historian.
It's ju lac Oh damn. Julia comes through. Awkward for
the shark it's like, hey, did you like my singing? No,
he's glowing little bit?
Speaker 3: Can I like push him back?
Speaker 2: He's like it's awkward. But you hear the Storia's voice
louder now and and actually the two wisps now from
Ripper and from Jula, they sort of leave them now
and they start creating like an orb almost like a
spirit bomb. Now you can see it all being like
near you guys.
Speaker 3: All right, uh, I'm gonna jump off the bus and
light a door on fire real quick.
Speaker 2: Then, cool, cool, cool, I did do his term before
your So you go ahead.
Speaker 1: Of your sex door on fire?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is at the c X door just up this one.
Speaker 3: I jump off the bus and I look for an
ordinary like probably a residential door that you could Okay.
Speaker 2: Not the place you're off, just some guy's house.
Speaker 3: So yes, there is, Like, yeah, okay, I'll just like
this guy's door on fire. It's to save the war.
Speaker 2: What are you using to light the door on fire?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, I'm a firefighter, so I would know a
couple of different ways to start a fire.
Speaker 2: We can do.
Speaker 3: I could start an electrical fire. I could do that.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, okay, I don't even know you know, I
don't think I need you to roll to start a fire,
because I just so that you know how to do.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would know how to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fire goes up. It's like the bottom of
like this big residential tower. And you know this, this
city is awful with that. So this has got torrid implications.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, put it out. I'm gonna put it out
as soon as I opened the door. But like he
has cultural implications. Extinguisher on the bus. Yeah, all right,
I opened the door. I'm like, I hope this works.
Is it magic? I grabbed the knob? Is it hot?
Am I burning myself? What am I doing? Yeah?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 2: It is hot.
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, I don't know if this is gonna work,
but I'm gonna try here.
Speaker 2: Okay, you open the door. It's just a house. It's
just like a dead corpse of but corpse.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: Actually, the thing about Anthony is yeah, I'm gonna roll you, Anthony, Okay,
go for it on the Oh yeah, no, of course
it'd be this guy on the other side of the door.
You need to pull him out. It's Smogg, the guy
you made the dagger for. He's that you know, he's there.
It's like, hey, guys, I'm so sorry as well. It's handsome.
He comes out, he's like proper mugging.
Speaker 3: I get down on I get down on my knees
to go hug him. I'm like, I'm so happy to
see that he's okay.
Speaker 2: And he's smogging. He's smogging, he's.
Speaker 3: Smogging, smoking, smug smarg Listen to me. I'm sorry about everything,
but are you ready to go save the world? Because
I know you that you get to it. Okay.
Speaker 2: His spectral light flies off into this orb. We're gonna
go back around to Cody and Norman. Now it's just like.
Speaker 1: You just set me broll.
Speaker 3: Norman.
Speaker 2: Sorry, someone in chat said, that's not smoke, that's just
a British person. So funny.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest, Rustage when you when you start setting
us up driving around London in the bus, I really
thought you were gonna have us try and find your address.
Speaker 2: Norman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Cody, I'm gonna help here. Is it enough for
like to both get our hands on it? Or can
we do a similar thing where I just hold the you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing something. We hold the DS all right.
Speaker 1: You just got twenty with advantage.
Speaker 2: Thirteen. That is good enough as you drag serve button
free for the Nintendo DS, and he looks really like
like pixelated, like he's a game character. And then he
gets unpixelated as he comes out, but he is Ah,
I have been called weird. Riffs started appearing on the
fountain and we we we we added I heard your
voices and I needed to come and help.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, we must reunite to save the world one
last time.
Speaker 2: And his energy goes out now and okay, that's Norman's turns.
The next turn is Palladiums. His energy goes out and
the orb their forms into a thing that resembles Vestoria,
an incorporeal Vestorian form, and you hear. She goes, oh,
I'm still alive. I'm still alive. And she looks over
at the wreckage in front of her. Oh God, and
Palladium is like so closed. I mean he's gonna get
there on his round standing and she goes, he's behind me,
isn't he.
Speaker 3: Again? Let's get out of here. Everybody's on the bus.
Speaker 1: Can you like get us out of here.
Speaker 2: I could do better than that. She puts her hands
out and she Vistoria restorias, your powers back from you,
the power seeping out from her body. As you guys
return to your historian forms in this world, you are
all not only back to your original cells, but you
have leveled up and long rested. Oh thank god, so
you're all level fourteen, long rested. And now Palladium crashes
through the buildings and I will now transfer you to
a battle map. Thank you, as the battle now begins proper.
Holy shit, that was really close. I didn't think you
guys would have roll somebody terrible to.
Speaker 3: You always have to expect that rusted.
Speaker 2: She goes, she's behind he isn't he? And he storms in,
destroying the city scape around you. Everybody's deserted. Now the
sea X guy has fainted. The story is there, but
she's relatively incorporeal, and she's like shrinking in size as
well as she gave it a lot of her energy
to you. Guys, julag Ripper, Sir Barton Smog are all
going to be going on the same initiative order. But
it is now turn time, and Palladium arriving was his
action right, Because we finished on Norman, Palladium arrived his action.
So we are starting with Anthony.
Speaker 3: Okay, got my ship back.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, you're still you're still just going in
Oreodn say yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're still in the
same insative order. Palladium his final turn was approaching Anthony,
It is now your turn.
Speaker 3: That's fine, all right, Rustage. How high up is Palladium?
How tall is this dude?
Speaker 2: He's as tall as a skyscraper. Well, yeah, it's very tall.
Speaker 3: Probably probably more than one hundred and twenty feet.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, well his yeah, his face would be more
than one hundred twenty feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, this is when I'm gonna man, this
is all my spells have. Okay, you know what, I'm
casting fly on myself and I'm gonna start just flying
as fast as I can. I cast fly on the
entire Are we still in the bus or I guess
we're outside of the bus now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a bus. There is a Yeah, outside
the bus, but there is a bus. But do you
want to all get in the bus and cost fly
on the bus?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that would be cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys should be grouped closer together as everybody has.
Speaker 3: To get in the bus. That might not be a
good idea. But I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna I'm
an artificer. I'm cast I'm getting a flying magic bus.
Let's do it fu Yeah all right, okay, I can,
I can.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you just this one. You cannot this one.
I'm gonna let you cast fly on the bus. You
get in the bus, you cast fly misfrizzle mode activated.
Let's go.
Speaker 3: Driving the bus into the sky. All right, yep, that'll
be my turn.
Speaker 2: I'll take Okay, are you get okay? This willhelm? Are
you going to guess on this bus?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, will help you get on the bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next stop, Palladium's fat fucking face. Okay, let's go.
Just we get all of our equipment back to that
wasn't specified.
Speaker 2: We got everything everything back. Yeah, you'll appearances. Yes, I'm
an officer.
Speaker 3: I made a magic flying bus.
Speaker 2: Yes, but your pistol is simply an improvised weapon in
this case to make things easier.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, let's drive. I can't really do anything
at this distance.
Speaker 2: You're quite far away. We'll shoot from the bus. I'll
let you shoot from the bus.
Speaker 3: Then you said, like forty blocks that's way too far.
For a pistol.
Speaker 2: He's he's just forty, he's just yeah.
Speaker 3: I was trying to aim for I was thinking of
using a spell on his head, and his head's too
high up, so yeah, high up.
Speaker 2: But he's close enough for you to shoot him.
Speaker 3: This is one of those t sucking double decker bus
is right.
Speaker 2: No, it's a single deck of bus.
Speaker 3: I know. Alright, I'm gonna shoot out one of the windows,
then start shooting from the window.
Speaker 2: Cool, give me your two improvised weapon attacks. That's your
two gunshots. Okay, so you start blasting at Palladium from
the you.
Speaker 1: Don't wait a should have done advantage.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter. You don't hit him. Your bullets deflect off
his Paladinama.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we gotta we gotta figure out. We gotta
hit him in the eyes or some ship.
Speaker 2: Out, Cody. It is now your turn? Are getting on
the bus?
Speaker 5: No, I don't think.
Speaker 2: So what I'm gonna do is.
Speaker 5: What is someone a dragon?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god, the dragons?
Speaker 3: That's andy not the same dragon?
Speaker 2: Oh, different dragon, a.
Speaker 3: Less problematic dragon. Yeah, like the different chromatic dragons. But
there's a different problematic dragon for every type. Like they
keep but where was it because he was a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 5: Because when I when I summoned dra chonic dragon, I
can choose a family, right, chromatic gem on metallic Yeah,
I remember which one it was, because you want to
would very specifically not do that one again. Not metallic
agle matal. I don't think it was.
Speaker 2: It was metallic metallics.
Speaker 3: The one.
Speaker 2: What everyone says the dragon was the problematic dragon. Spiracy dragon. Okay,
chromatic dragon, yeah, chromatic dragon. Cool, traumatic track.
Speaker 3: It is going to be like the racist dragon or something.
He's going to be like.
Speaker 5: She has my initiative and takes this section immediately after mine.
Speaker 2: Cool. I assure you have to sweet for him.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: You you summon up the chromatic dragon, I will. You know,
I'm going to google random personality generator. Oh no, that's
and I'm gonna click generate submissive. You summon the dragons
and he goes. I didn't say that. I just said
he's submissive. He gets summoned, he goes, master, please ride me.
I will be such a good dragon for you.
Speaker 8: I I'm not going to do that. Oh because I
don't deserve it, right, because I'm sure because little dragon slot.
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't some in the dragons. Maybe I use
my bone affection to dispel to little kind of stirl.
No okay, oh God, like.
Speaker 2: I said, not in a sexual way, and I couldn't
help myself. Oh I'm gonna okay, okay, what's the dragon doing?
Speaker 5: The dragon is going to protect this things. First, I
was just trying to figure out if I had I
don't think I do well I have. I have a
flying dinosaur I can turn into. It's just not that something.
Instead of instead of turning into a flying dragon, I'm
just going to get back onto the back of my dragon.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, into the bussy, getting on the dragon.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna get on the dragon. I'm gonna fly
with my dragon.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so cute scenario.
Speaker 5: This is the worst case scenario.
Speaker 2: Is this worst dragon? Probably? Okay, Cody, that's your tone, right,
I guess you could make movement with your dragon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dragon, And he's just gonna move his full movement
towards this thing's face so it can move sixty feet,
So it's gonna fly like his waist, I guess, yeah, yeah,
and make an attack.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's see.
Speaker 5: Also, this this thing has a radiant I can I
can choose one of its damage resistances and I get
that damage resistance. Okay, I'm going to gain radiant damage
resistance because I assume that's what Bro's gonna be handlers with.
So it makes two rend attacks and it uses his
breath weapon. That's a render is good? Yeah, well it
might be able to say to.
Speaker 1: Hit is.
Speaker 5: Oh with my spell attack modified to hit. Oh wait,
that's actually so good.
Speaker 3: That's actually really.
Speaker 2: Mhm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, and this because I was laughing so fucking hard.
So what's the element of this dragon again? It's it
doesn't have a particular It.
Speaker 2: Just pings off the armor of palladium and he looks
down at your dragon. Second dragon attack, second dragon attack
also missus.
Speaker 5: Oh the dragon attack is a French weapon.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. He does a saving throw right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fairyfoo corn Dexterity Saving Thrower eighteen is the DC.
Speaker 2: He succeeds me. Does he do no damage?
Speaker 5: Half as much damage? So it's two D six of
a type the dragon has resistance to uh no, just
do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah chronic okay, cool, So two D six and KRII.
Speaker 5: He takes two damage.
Speaker 2: Two damage okay, so he takes two damage. He's gonna
take a legend reaction.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, And he's going to smite your dragon. How
much eight pe does you dragon have? Fifty? He's gonna
do god smite. He brings up his two handed giant
great soul he's been destroying buildings with. He slashes through
your dragon, dealing six that's a lot of damage. That
poofs the dragon, dealing sixty seven points of damage and
decimating your chromatic dragon mid air.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, the dragon goes.
Speaker 2: I probably deserved it and dies. Okay, you're welcome. Uh
you're not. You're not falling. You you're sixty feet.
Speaker 3: Wow, Cody, how Cody? How relative are you to the bus?
Because I would imagine the bus and.
Speaker 2: Mule me Like I say, I will give them an
opportunity to swim by and pick you up in the bus.
Speaker 5: Okay you can, or you can just land on the
roof of the bus or whatever, like yeah, if I
land on the roof though, Yeah.
Speaker 2: All of the other NPCs I think are also going
to get in this bus. Just so you know.
Speaker 3: When he has radiant resistance, is it radiant damage?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what damage?
Speaker 2: It is radiant damage.
Speaker 3: The radio.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's hard damage.
Speaker 1: He was so submis he pretended like he got wrecked,
but actually.
Speaker 2: Takes He takes half of the fifty three right, so right,
very right. So it's twenty six point five twenty seven
I guess. Yeah, so that's twenty seven drag. It takes
forty one damage. So he's still alive.
Speaker 3: Okay, he goes nine.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm feeling a little bit like the
dominant dragon now as he flies back. Oh no, he's like, yeah,
you bitch, Yeah you yeah, you big bitch. Okay, let's
doing okay harder. The rest of the emphases get on
the bus. A lot of them are melo range. They're
gonna wait for you to fly closer, to do anything
but rip again. Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess it's time
for my invention, and he do it. Repper pulls out
a gauntlet that he puts on, and the gauntlet's made
of lots of little squares. You recognize the squares, You wouldn't, Anthony,
but the Shark would. But he's gone for the moment.
But the audience at home will recognize them as the
Quadrones from the city. Oh yeah, well, you guys maybe
had to fight them in hops office. Well, that's where
they live, and Ripper has managed to create he's managed
to tame them into a weapon. And he puts out
his hand and a bunch of them fly out, like
almost like a swarm. And that is the attack going
towards palladium. Let's see if it hits the quadrome. Gauntlet,
doesn't hit the quadrons, smash it to the army armor
and just sort of drop down.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, top of the attack you used? What saving
throw is that for him?
Speaker 2: Dexterity?
Speaker 3: Okay, so he's good. He's good at decks. I'm just
gonna cycle through all of the skills. There's gonna be one.
I get the feeling.
Speaker 5: I get the feeling he's gonna be good at everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well there might be one. He's not as
good as he He doesn't look charismatic to me. He's
a fucking.
Speaker 2: Normally. I will say, it's the top of the round, now, Norman,
it is your turn. But since it's the top of
the round, you do notice that what the story is
currently doing is like energy is flowing out of her
and small cracks are starting to appear around the city.
No no oh, and she's like just makes I gave
her a lisp, just makes sure she doesn't he doesn't
get to me. I try my best to as much
as I can.
Speaker 1: How where is she? I mean, this is be made
on this map.
Speaker 3: It's just standing right right the front.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, you know I'll try and draw her
his attention. Then Norman starts glowing a little bit. He's like,
I learned a lot from this Isakai journey. He's like,
it's not that I always relied on others for satisfied
faction and I didn't work on myself. And I start
growing taller, my clothes, I start ripping off, scale start
appearing from my body. He's like, I was looking for
schnake girls when I had to become one myself. Draggonic
no uh snick or like I use dragonic transformation, Oh
my god, turn into a chad.
Speaker 2: Like like a chad, like dragon ball, like scales, but
like half holy holy shit, holy ship with a roar.
Speaker 6: You draw on the magic of dragons trying to transform yourself.
Taking on dragan dragonic features, you gain the following benefits. Okay,
so I'm going to amount of breath weapon, breath weapon
and wings, and breath weapon is a bonus action.
Speaker 1: Is it my action to turn into a dragon, though it's.
Speaker 5: A bonus action to cast a spell.
Speaker 2: It's it's a bonus action to cost the spell. But
it says when you cast the spell and does a
bonus actually subsequent sweat tones. Okay, so you might want
to move towards palladium first before you turn into a dragon.
Speaker 1: I was gonna fly with the wings of the dragon though. Okay,
sixty feet of movement, I know.
Speaker 2: But you your breath weapon happens immediately as you turn
into the dragon.
Speaker 6: Okay, So knowing that as I'm walking, I'm gonna like
transform as I'm walking, if that's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm using my movement, and then towards the end of
my movement, I finished my transformation.
Speaker 2: So you'll just be burning his feet at the moment,
but you he will be in rape. To be fair,
it is a sixty it's a sixty foot cone, so
he's in rain and then you can fly afterwards. Go ahead,
give me the sixty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use breath sixty eight. He does need to
make a saving.
Speaker 2: He succeeds, you're still gonna off damage. There's still there's
still damage, still damage, going through what twenty four twelve damage?
Speaker 1: Twelve damage? And then I am gonna fly up into
the sky.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you you fly off into the air, flowing
there now in dragon form. The dominant Dragon looks over
at you and gives you a wake.
Speaker 1: Oh, Norman says no. Norman's voice changes. He's just like,
go back to being submissive, and he does immediately.
Speaker 2: He immediately goes back to being submissive. Unfortunately for everybody
involved in this D and D campaign, it is now
Palladium's turn.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, here we go, all right, and all right.
Speaker 2: He is going to He's got a tax of plenty.
Submissive Dragon is probably gonna die here. That's the first
tax is going to go on. He's up unfinished business.
Eighteen missus eighteen missus Dragon lost.
Speaker 1: He do it again.
Speaker 2: I'm the switch Dragon, and Palladium angrily is now going
to swing at you. Cody. Oh oh, I have slightly
less this.
Speaker 3: Why does this happen every time? Okay he's yeah, hold on,
ye Why does this happen every single time we do
a final boss fight? Every time?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Rogers sucked?
Speaker 2: All right, We got him on the back foot, boys,
we got him on the back foot. He just he
misses you and just destroys a building of people. I mean,
he goes you're so tidy.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry about those people, but damn I'm popping off.
Speaker 3: They'll probably all come back to life after we kill
the lady.
Speaker 2: Okay, gosh, all right, well he has legendary actions. He's
still going to be doing more stuff. Anthony Europe.
Speaker 3: He didn't use I'm gonna continue flying. Yeah, I'm gonna
continue flying up and up and up with my magic boss.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you know what, you know, this.
Speaker 3: Will hit him fucking magic missile at fourth level. That's
what sixty four plus six right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's just gonna hit How close you're getting
with the magic school bus?
Speaker 3: Uh, well it has a sixty foot flying speed. If
you would have let me fly sixty feet up last
time and sixty feet up this time. Yeah, and I
guess that's one twenty If that's okay with you? Where
where am I at relative his body?
Speaker 2: You're yeah you? But yeah, you want to get up
right close to him? Oh that's why I want to
like super not not How many feet away do you
want to be from him? Just give me a feet number.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, let's go with uh forty.
Speaker 2: Feet okay, forty feet away from him, but one hundred
twenty feet in the air you're at is like chest level, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, his chest level okay. And magic missile also has
ranged in like one to twenty, so I could probably
hit his head with this. Cool. Cool, cool.
Speaker 2: You're driving the bus with one hand, magic missile with
the other.
Speaker 3: Here it comes, no, you know what, I'm gonna quickly
artifice through the bus. So this is just flavor. But
the missiles come out of the bus.
Speaker 2: Can they come out of the bus? Saddle the headlines
on the bus? Focus, still focused, My body can do that.
The the the head lambs of the bus open up
and they start glowing. Yes, as the magic missiles fly
out of them. Give me the rolls for that. There's yeah,
one d four plus one for each of them. How
many of those are there?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sixty four plus six sixty and he cannot Okay,
you know this is gonna hit and it's going to
do damage.
Speaker 3: Damn it. Wait, Yes, that's the four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think fly out most anyone's done so far. Yeah,
hit and dent into his armor.
Speaker 3: Okay, I did some damage.
Speaker 2: At this point, one of the rifts is going to
open up as we get to this is de fact
over story as turn is between Anthony and Willhelm, and
I'm going to roll a let's see how many there
are that Willings have come through, and then I'll roll
for it for for a guy goss a lot. Okay,
let's get that D twenty eleven, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine ten. You're not gonna like this. Oh No, coming
through the portal is Snow and the army of Vestorians.
Speaker 5: Okay, you had me in the first Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Snow and the army of historians comes through a portal
that's not the historians. Doesn't really matter what am I doing? Yeah,
Snow in his arm and her army of Historians come
through one of the portals and it closes, and she
sees palladium and she heavy size. Well yeah, I mean this,
I guess is what I sort of expected. And she
turns round to the army and she goes attack, attack.
Speaker 5: What you know what I'll say it, I like Snow.
Speaker 2: So the army's gotta work the same way that the
army works against the worm. Well, I roll to see
how many hits and then I roll that damage and
when they get hit, their HP represents the amount of
them left. So for every ten HP they lose, they
lose a guy. Right, That's how That's how it worked
for the other one. And so they get weaker when weak,
When weaker, Norman sees snow and he's just like, the fuck,
I'm gonna have that as number two, and they're gonna
act immediately now here as as group as NBC Group two.
The Army of the Route as groot. So they get
out their their weapons and they fire and eight of
them hit. Okay, and that does a total of eight
D or yeah, the eight D six damage day twenty
nine damage is the Army of Vestoria fires off now
rows and arrows and other things, and they fly through
the air and hit like a branch of force onto
onto Palladium. Wilhelm has had to step away. Yes, what's up?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how tall is palladium? Right now?
Speaker 3: He's tall.
Speaker 1: Feet up into the.
Speaker 2: Air, so you're like a stomach growing stomach height.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm one hundred and twenty feet up and
what you said his chest, yeah, sort of chest. Roughly
I want to say, like another sixty feet ups, like
one hundred and eighty feet is his head.
Speaker 1: Okay, eventually I want to get above him.
Speaker 2: I want to have a nice So let's say he's
two hundred feet tall.
Speaker 3: Okay, two hundred feet took Okay, let's just make it simple.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yet it all right? Yeah, that's that's that's the
right size.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the size of a giant, taller than
some like like skyscrapers.
Speaker 3: He's taller than a few buildings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, that makes the skycrapers the right.
Speaker 5: That was just googling to try and figure out if
my dragon dies I fall, But I was like, don't worry.
Speaker 3: You just positioned yourself next to the magic missile bus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yours currently sick to be high in me
that final get I'll get next to you.
Speaker 3: You'll figure it out. You'll figure it out.
Speaker 5: I was just googling how far you fall in a
single round of D and D, and it is five feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. Yeah, that is. That is a very
heavily debated thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks it looks to be about if you
know a terminal velosity, Yeah, it would be about five
hundred and seventy feet in the six seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just quite a lot.
Speaker 5: I am now realizing the danger I'm in being this
high on a dragon that can disappear at any moment.
Speaker 2: Wilm's out here, So I'm going to do his tone
for him in this moment that he's on the bus,
because I think he's just going to do the same
thing that he's always doing, which is he's gone out
the way done. Yeah, So Willhelm loads another bullet into
the chamber and he says something along the lines of
this is just like when I was in the trenches
and he's going to fire off.
Speaker 5: It's like he's here.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2: He fires off and he hits, He hits his weapon.
Speaker 1: Where does he hit? Where does he hit? Rustage?
Speaker 2: He probably in the mid section.
Speaker 1: Wrong, both k deecaps, right, I'm so.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know. Experience has got down and Steady
fires off at both kneecaps and then kneecaps fly off.
That's fourteen damage into Palladium. Cody Laurent, it is now
your turn. No, it's not. It is Palladium's turn. He's
taking a legendary action right now. I can't forget. I
can't forget these. He's gonna plant his sword into the
ground and cast destructive wave.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a.
Speaker 5: Destruct that might be bad for the army that's on
the floor.
Speaker 2: I think the army is out of range destructive rate
wave of his distressive way. I think everybody else is.
It's thirty feet he said forty three. So the bus
isn't Norman and Cody.
Speaker 1: Are I'm in the air. It's eminence from him.
Speaker 2: It emanates from him. It's not like, yeah, it emanates
from him. So Norman, Cody and the dragon. I need
you to do a dexterity saving throw for me.
Speaker 5: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Do I get any increase in my abilities in this
drag dragonic form?
Speaker 2: What does it say on him? Think a check? Yeah?
How should take sixty three tran.
Speaker 1: It's it's dragonic features. Not give me any.
Speaker 3: They have to. They have to give you something, Cody,
you fail.
Speaker 2: I think it's dragon type of damages, radiant.
Speaker 5: Radiant resistance right now, as long as this dragon is summoned, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, you've damage. You chose this on a whim,
and it's perfect.
Speaker 5: Because he's a paladin.
Speaker 2: It might have radiant Yeah, and then yes, thirty one
divided by two again, So you actually only take thirty
one damage. Sorry, I don't why about it? It twice?
I take thirty one damage, Norman, you are taking the
full sixty three points of damage.
Speaker 5: Fuck. Taking thirty one damage does put me down?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 2: Oh sixty nine? Nice your dragons? Can you give me
a save your dragon as well?
Speaker 5: My dragon is dead?
Speaker 2: What is he does he have? Does he have less
than fifteen hp?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 8: He was?
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, he was on nine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, your dragon gets destroyed in this wave. And
he says I may be a switch, but I guess
that means I'm switching to a different plane of existence.
Speaker 5: Oh now he's like a comedian.
Speaker 2: I like snaps, Mike. Yeah, yeah, you snap as your
fall length I will give. I will say that you
fool that on your turn your next turn. Oh that's
right now, that's right now, Cuddy, you're in the fall.
That is a sixty ten sorry ten dy six of damage? Right,
sixty sixty six damage.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing is that he's using this legendary reaction
literally right as my turn was about to happen.
Speaker 2: It was right after Wilhelm's turn.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait a minute, so it's not falling.
Speaker 5: It's not six seconds between people's turns, the six seconds.
Speaker 2: Of the round. What I'm saying is like I will
say I will give you because I'll give you a talent. Yeah,
right that moment, you're right, You're right, I'll give you.
Are starting to fall, but I'll give you a turn
to do something.
Speaker 5: Okay, but you'll get the falling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be on the ground at the start of
your next turn.
Speaker 1: Wait, can we can we calculate the speed at which
he falls? I can maybe catch him.
Speaker 2: Well, the magic school bus is finally catching him as well,
the magic almost one hundred and twenty feet up magic
school bus. I get it there, you drag with wings. Yeah,
you might be able to catch him.
Speaker 5: I might. I might not need you to. We'll say,
turns it to a bird. Well, if I turn it
on a bird, I'm one shot. Is the issue?
Speaker 2: You're one shot out of being a bird, and he's
not gonna take another legitary action immediately.
Speaker 5: I don't want I don't want to waste I don't
want to waste Norman's DPS potential.
Speaker 6: Okay, Also, I kind of I just realized I'm concentration.
Speaker 1: You hitting me with that does that not me out.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got to do it on a concept. You're
concentrated on the spell, right, Yeah, yeah, it's thirty two.
It's do you c is thirty two? But you do
have advantage because you're a warm mate mm hmm or
a plus two or whatever.
Speaker 1: With a plus four bonus unsaving throat.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm gonna say, because you're in this situation,
I'm gonna let you do the con savee with advantage
warm mate, and if you quit, you're still a dragon.
If not, you're no longer dragon. And then you also
be falling. You wan away from Oh wait, no that's
not that's sixty You weren't even closer. Crit good Norman. Unfortunately,
the destructive wave blasts you out of your dragon form
and you are also falling. So sorry, Cody Norman's not
coming to save the day.
Speaker 3: As fuck.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, what, do you turn into an air
elemental or something?
Speaker 5: I can? I don't know if i'll eramentals are kind
of like weird. I don't know if I'll have the
strength to carry him? Then well I have that, yes,
men rostage, would an air elemental have the strength to
carry someone?
Speaker 3: There's a strength, all strength.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't need to because you can get trapped in
the air elemental that inherently carries them.
Speaker 5: Oh I see, I just carry him inside of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, one could just get trapped in your body.
Speaker 3: That's okay, That's That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I hold out my hands as I'm falling, and
I'm going to catch wither and Moon.
Speaker 2: Oh my god as my action. Oh my god. Yeah,
go ahead with that. Wither and Bloom? What saving bloom for?
Speaker 5: Let me check it is a constitution saving thrower.
Speaker 2: Okay, twenty Yeah, so he's gonna takes half the damage.
So you start withering and blooming, sucking out we're extroducing, yes,
sucking out, sucking him off. Hey, all of the moisture
inside his flaming body in his armor. He takes twenty
We takes half of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he takes half of that.
Speaker 2: But then importantly, I tend down on my headcase and
then you heal up, taking the life force away from
palladium as you're falling through the air.
Speaker 5: Space to I get my wisdom, my five eight eight HP.
Speaker 2: And then as you're phating their health coming back, you transform.
I transform into a massive air elemental.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's now HP.
Speaker 2: Does the air elemental have ninety cool? Is that the
end of your turn? Are you moving?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: He he has.
Speaker 5: I have movements ninety feet of flying, so I'm gonna
immediately fly straight up and catch Norman in my windy body.
Speaker 2: Fly up, you catch Norman and your windy body, and
you're now in the air mentors will with windy body.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I'm floating over here, cool, floating over here. Now, plading
will take another legsendary action. No, he's gonna take another
loaded action actually to step closer to you, guys. His
movement leendary action because there's only one thing so that
he's within the MELA range and therefore with an opportunity
attack range if you try and get away from him. Now, ah,
but that is it, And now it's the NPC's turn
on the bus. Jew Lag turns round to Sir Button
Smogan Ripper as a group now and they and he
goes all right, guys, I am a lawyer, but I
still know how to fight for I was once a
member of the Blood Force, and Sir Barton says, I
am a proud knife of Baron Foong and the Mushroom
Kingdom and Smog is like mogging, and he's like, well,
I got a cool dagger. We're together. We must save
the Historia. Yes, together, we will stay Thestoria.
Speaker 3: And this is just like Fortnight. So I release, I released,
hit the ground. Have their gliders. They'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Juwelig and Sir Button exchange a look and they smile.
They've never met before. Really, they stayed book and they smile,
and Sir Button says, I like your gusto night, and
Tuleg says, you two, let's do this together, and they
get on top of the bus. Sword out, sword out dagger.
Oh he's a member of the Blood Force, so it's
the Blood Force a great sword. So here comes the
first sword. It misses. That's okay. He does have two attacks.
Second sword misses, that's okay. It is now time for Button.
He comes the lightning blade.
Speaker 5: I have to make up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only one, you only miss one, okay the second.
The second lightning blade hits, dealing eight plus six damage
twelve damage total. I think fourteen damage as the boom
it ruptures when he hits Palladium's armor with the weapon,
and then I guess I mean Smug is going to
make an attack. It's unlikely Smug will hit, but there's always.
Speaker 5: He's going to get this.
Speaker 3: I know, I believe in Smug.
Speaker 2: I mean that just misses. He just misses. But they
all stand there, the three amigos. They look at each
other and they smile, and Ripper's going to send off
his one of his quad guys as well. Excuse me,
there were there was a lot of character sheets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would imagine three.
Speaker 5: The he's taller, but a smug.
Speaker 2: Button is slightly taller than the spot. Okay, the the
gautlet fires out the quadrums and they again just bounce
off the armor. Norman, it is your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Norman's curling in an elemental spinning around in the air, right, yes,
untransforming from in his dragononic forum. He is going to
you move closer now, he is going to while he's
spinning cast blight.
Speaker 1: Now that you move closer, you dare approach us light?
Speaker 2: What does it do?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 6: We gotta do some Damage's eighty eight the chronic damage
on a failed save constitution saving.
Speaker 2: Throw a constitution saving throw. He's quite good at those.
Be careful.
Speaker 3: He's good at everything, dude, yeah, you know he's he's
good at everything for fun nineteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that does succeed.
Speaker 1: But I found about save it's seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 2: He succeeds, doesn't he still do the damage? I wist
that was just the blight. I don't think you could
increase it on the fly.
Speaker 1: Oh concentrates on us?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, eighty eight go ahead, yeah, oh I
just wrote eight deep.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that actually half of thirty three. It's
not bad. Seventeen image as you blight him with necrotic energy,
you fool, you try and use magic on the Great Palladium.
I am the strongest being in all universes. You're doing
anything else.
Speaker 6: I'm currently just kind of a I didn't want to
use fly to get out of this. I'm just currently
at the whim of this elemental.
Speaker 1: I'm holding around.
Speaker 5: I imagine on the inside it is like unless I
like make it tumultuous, it's like really stable, so you're
just kind of like floating.
Speaker 1: Floating, floating. Okay, I like this, then I like this.
I'm gonna I'm gonna stay here and just deps it.
Speaker 2: Up, all right, Cody, I'm sorry, one is going to
unfortunately hits this time for eighteen sixty eight damage, which
is eighty six, which isn't ninety. It isn't ninety, So
you're still air Elemental for four lives. Now though he
sees the three amigos on top of the battle bus
and he's going to go for one of them, Sir Button.
Speaker 5: No, no, I would have had the same reaction if
it was any of them, to be fair.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it.
Speaker 2: Is it enough damage to kill him out right? Is
the main question here? Seventy No, it does knock him unconscious,
but he is not dead outright. The great blade comes
round and slices through Sir Button, or does it, Because
as it comes towards Sir Button, jew Lag actually stops
and gets the way, and due Lag is the one
that falls unconscious instead, And he says, you are an
honorable knight, more honorable than I am. You carry on
the fight. I couldn't hit him, but you can. Due
Lag falls unconscious. Oh juli, Sir Button stands over. Sir
Button looks at jew Lag on the on the on
the battle bus that says, nobody has ever sacrifice himself
for me before. I've always been the one that sacrifices
myself for others before.
Speaker 5: I shipped them, and to be.
Speaker 3: All right, rustiche logistical question when when Palladium attacked the
roof of the bus, did he do a horizontal or
a vertical, because if he did a vertical, I think
the bus is just cutting half. Just now. Uh uh.
Speaker 2: He did a horizontal. That's how Jude I could get
in there, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I am going to go up another sixty feet.
I'm getting really close to him, like one hundred and
eighty feet up, so I'm really close to his like
the top of his head at this point. Okay, I
have do I trust in my comrades, you know what.
I'm a firefighter. I trusted my comrades. I'm gonna do this.
Let me know if I'm allowed to do this. Since
we're just basically making the bus an extension of myself
at this point, I cast mirror image on the bus.
Speaker 2: It's a concentration though, right, No, it isn't.
Speaker 1: Is it not?
Speaker 3: Sure? Isn't it is not? It just makes three. It
just makes three illusions of myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh gosh, I thought it was a concentration smell.
Speaker 3: It isn't. Three buses, three illusions, three illusions of jew
Lag and button and everybody on the top of the bus.
So there you go. Three bus sle.
Speaker 2: Okay, fuck it that bus.
Speaker 3: If I can't do it.
Speaker 2: If I can't do it, I will I know, I
will say, for the for the for the purpose of
this battle, Anthony is a bus. So all of your
stuff and you know you you you create a mirrored
image of the bus.
Speaker 3: That can work too, because if it hits me, we
could go buy my c for the bus. I'm an artificer.
I've merged with I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna say you've merged with bus. You've like strapped yourself
into the mainframe of the bus and you're now one
with the bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my mech.
Speaker 2: It's like this is the it did stuff in the future,
Like this is how you machines you can with like
your hands are in these seifix rim like like a
like a single decker suburban London bus.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I I do there are there are now
three illusions of the bus and copies of everybody on
the roof of the bus. And I am parked like
right next to fucking palladium's eye. So it's like, let's okay,
next this is that's my turn. But next turn there's
gonna be some shit going on with this.
Speaker 2: All right, that is your turn.
Speaker 3: It is now the start. We've reached.
Speaker 2: The herd is a ton of astoria where she brings
out another one of your allies. I wrote another D
twenty get ready for it could be someone useful, it
could be someone bad. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven twelve.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: Broken Wig.
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't think any help we could get at
this point.
Speaker 5: Isn't he like he hasn't done much since the beginning? Right,
I don't think he's got any stronger.
Speaker 2: Broken Wing comes through. Oh no, it's the duo, though
it would be the duo. They come as a duo.
Broken Wing and Little Feather come through.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm worried. I'm worried.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I happened as duos. So Broken Wing and Little
Feather come through the portal. They're going to act on
this nineteen initiative Ton and they go through. Little Feather
looks up at the area elemental no is it's Cody. Cody,
Aim here is everything? Okay? Oh my god, what he's
going on? Raw? Okay, I've been training for this. She
loads in her bow. Broken Wing looks down at the
staff in his hand and goes, there's not much I
could do with this, didn't no Feather goes, big brother,
you must hide. You are not strong enough anymore. Broken
Wing turns it says, oh, you have grown so much. Okay,
I will hide in this c X.
Speaker 3: He has no idea.
Speaker 2: I will have. Your turn is coming up in a second.
But we're going to have the army attack all of
them fucking hit uh no, not one D six ten
dy six. A flurry of arrows fly out and hit
into palladium. And then Little Feather is also going to
make her attack the army. Was such a clutch to
get an entire army on your side. Little Feather doesn't hit. Unfortunately, Wilhelm,
it is now your turn.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to say I am very sorry to
everyone for having a step away.
Speaker 2: So good, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I appreciate everyone understanding.
Speaker 2: You're on the bus that's flying in the air. You
have a gun, you've just fined it at palladium. Do
you are like serve bus and the smoker on top
of the bus Ripper is next to you with a
gauntlet of little guys.
Speaker 3: May I ask when I shot my gun that you
texted me I shot before? Did I hit?
Speaker 2: You hit both shots? Yeah? Hey cool?
Speaker 4: So how many bullets are left? I shot one of
the bus, I shot one of the guy's knee. I
shot two and missed. I shot two and hit. I
think I'm almost out. Typically if it's a I think
it's a Rover.
Speaker 5: I'm out.
Speaker 2: You have AMMO on you, though, I actually I did
use your bonus actions to load the gun as well.
So you have four left of the chamber.
Speaker 3: Okay, next, that is he taling the truth to be?
Speaker 2: Actually my bonus I said I I said he loaded
the gun. I didn't say a bonus action, but that's
what it would have been.
Speaker 3: So come calling you out.
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't think the shot cuts an extra ammunition
on him? Of course he does.
Speaker 1: You said the bus is flying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bus is flying.
Speaker 3: The a teching just emerged from the darkness back there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah, the bus is flying. You're
on a bus, You've got a gun. Come on, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: How manny bullets back in my pocket?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna roll a D four And that's how many
multiples of six you have, you have twelve.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's reloaded. I am going to it's just
this big giant that we're fighting.
Speaker 2: Again at the moment, it's just this big giant.
Speaker 4: I know the fact that my bullets are not the
most damaging thing. So instead I'm gonna do a commander's strike.
What is everyone else's?
Speaker 2: Cody is currently an air elemental right next to Palladium.
Norman is in the spells, and he commanding strike the army.
I would let you. Commanding strike the army if you
want to.
Speaker 3: Is beautiful, Yeah, glorious.
Speaker 2: Would you like it?
Speaker 3: Where the fuck did an army come from?
Speaker 2: It's the Army of Vistoria. They came through a portal.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool? Now, if I don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: If I do a joke with the commanding strike, does
it add to everyone's attack?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, you're.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: Thet the you shout a commanding strike and the army
load up there? Oh my god, that they keep everyone.
They all hit, They all hit.
Speaker 1: Yes, he doesn't, he doesn't shut it, Russ. You can
see it. However you want?
Speaker 3: What do you just take that from you?
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, we were getting into
the sabbatics. What how do you command this army?
Speaker 4: You know, because he took it from me. I'm gonna
make it underwhelming. I'm just gonna go that's my commanding strike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they and Snow goes, look at the weird
mafia man.
Speaker 3: He's going near.
Speaker 2: That means attack. They go, okay, and the arrows fly out. Cool.
You still have a second attack, so you can't do
two commanding No, no, no, we found that out last time.
Speaker 3: Okay, then I'm going to do my action surge. Okay,
so with my action surge, that's still not available. But
what I want to do is I want to try
using my first time ever using I think my draconic discipline.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the first time. You've definitely
breathed fire before.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't done my draconic strike though.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you want You wan't close enough to punch Palladium.
You're in a floating bus. You about forty.
Speaker 3: I am parked right next to his head.
Speaker 2: Though you would have to get on top of the
roof of the bus. You couldn't do it through a window.
Speaker 3: You have to probably jump off or do something you'll
get on the roof.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to get on the roof.
Speaker 4: Okay, then I'm just going to do uh, since I
did my action shirts, that means I have three more attacks.
Speaker 2: You've got three more shots of your gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm just going to do three full shots
with a gun.
Speaker 2: That's improvised weapon. Let's go bang bang bang.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: One of them hits for sure, one of them critically misses,
one of them just misses.
Speaker 3: What happens when I critically mess with a gun?
Speaker 2: You're gonna somebody in one of the buildings. No, no, no, no,
fire the other gun. Somebody in one of these buildings
that's watching get shot. I'm sorry. Before they fall and
splatter on the ground. Millions are dead. You do hit
one of them. So do you want to do the
damage with that one? For that one gun shot? As
that what does make cordde that does do seven damage?
Palladium will do a legendary action here now though, as
your turn ends, okay, to attack the bush.
Speaker 3: So here's the way. Yeah, let me just pull up
that real quick. All right. So there's there's four buses.
Three of them are illusions whatever targeting.
Speaker 2: The illusion of buses.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you guys are all dragons. I'm a
bus for some reason. Just let it so, I have
to roll a D twenty. Yeah, and if it's six
or higher, he's hitting one of the illusions. Whether it
doesn't matter if it's a spelled attack or a ranged
attack or a melee attack. He's hitting one of the
buses instead. Yeah, DC's of the buses are thirteen. But
I don't think that really matters here. I think he's
hitting no matter what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could destroy the illusions, so he whistled him downs.
Speaker 3: I just need to get Yeah, I just need to get.
You must roll a six or higher, go ahead, all right.
Fifteen he's hitting one of the illusions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going to destroy the bus, so he needs
to hit it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He might be templest x he definitely yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Thirteen he's probably hitting the matter. He destroys illusions.
Speaker 2: But so there were less illusions now, but that is
his legendary action. The mirror image is the best.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: No concentration either, it's so fucking good.
Speaker 5: All Right, I'm a fly a little bit higher up.
I think I want to like not that I think
it does anything mechanically, but I do want to like
split his attention a little bit between like the bust
around his head and like me and normal sort of
flying around his chest area.
Speaker 1: Can you normally gon a whisper? Can you fly like
somewhere near the building next to us so I could
jump off I have.
Speaker 2: To and not die?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: Yeah, buildings, Yeah, the buildings. Yeah, you would be able to,
You would be able to safety get.
Speaker 5: Can I can I just like deposit Norman on the
top of.
Speaker 2: The deposit Norman on top of a building? Perfect, you
could do that. You don't have to disengage for Paladium
to do that because he's right next to the building.
And still thanks thanks for depositing me positive engage with
Palladium though.
Speaker 1: Still yeah, for sure, like we're still very close.
Speaker 2: I get to slam attacks, then slamm it, slam away,
slam away as you raise your fists in the sky.
That is that heads I'm gonna roll that also heads damage,
do the damage as you slam.
Speaker 5: For the eight plus ten.
Speaker 2: Ford amage. Oh my god, right, huge shocks into Palladium.
It's going well, you're doing anything else, Cody, that's me done.
Cool second leg reaction. He's gonna move. He's moving past you, guys,
so it's not breaking. He's so big, he's not he's not.
He's not disengaging from you because he wants to deal
with this army. So he's moving as his lury action.
He will attack on his turn, is what he's going
to be doing. So now he's shifted round and the
army is at his feet because the army has done
the most damage to him at the moment, and he
is not happy about it, but it is.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: The three people on the bus got sir, Buttered is
over the the unconscious body of July like we're going
to do a D twenty ju Leg has one success.
So we're good there.
Speaker 3: Okay, good good, good Butter.
Speaker 2: That smug tone around the like your slain my friend,
he says. And lightning blade, lightning blade. They don't hit.
Speaker 3: We're so close.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why I'm rolling for smug. He never,
he's never gonna hit.
Speaker 3: He can he could correct, he could create, he can
can cretz.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, top of the round. There are more porters coming
through next. There were going to three people come through
next time. Norman, it is your turn.
Speaker 1: Weestion, Yes, we have palladium. What is he summon and
how many are there? But that's not what happened.
Speaker 2: No, he's gone no, no, no, he's gone to the
army to kill the Yeah he's not. He's not like
Solo Leveling summoned a bunch of shadow monsters to fight you.
Speaker 1: Hm hmmm.
Speaker 2: No, he's right at the army.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to use something where it's not a saving throw.
The problem is most of my things are saving throws.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, like saving throws are guaranteed to hit. Yeah,
you're still gonna say.
Speaker 2: Saving through it is still guarantee damage. It's just normal.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be half damage for.
Speaker 2: Us to be half damage. But on his health bar,
he doesn't look that wounded. I would say if you
were to apply a percentage sort of seventy percent, sixty
seventy percent.
Speaker 6: Okay, I have an attack. It's yes, up to five
creatures within range. I have my attack, just him with it.
Speaker 1: You could do that, that is up to I am
going to use steel wind.
Speaker 6: Strike because it looks like there's not a saving throw,
but I do need to try and hit him with something.
Speaker 2: Is it attack? Roll? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: What am I rolling?
Speaker 2: It's the same as your cromatic gold. It's your spell
spell attack, So you could just walk, come on, hits,
you hit him, do the damage. How much damage does
it do?
Speaker 1: It does like it's it's actually decent.
Speaker 2: Sixty ten roll the sixty ten. Oh ship, I forgot that.
If the session is longer than two hours, my camera's
not gonna last too bad.
Speaker 1: Eyes damaged, enormous camera.
Speaker 3: His true form is revealed. Rustage has been a black
void this whole time.
Speaker 2: Okay, just yeah, I just revealed his heart to us. Yeah, okay,
So you do thirty six damage with a steel wind strike,
which is a big chunk where you fin landing.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna teleport five feet back to where I
was because he's.
Speaker 1: So big that I can do that.
Speaker 2: Palladium's turn. Now, if you're not doing any movement or anything.
Is he is going to do two things? You just
hit the steel and strike with him?
Speaker 5: M hm.
Speaker 2: But he is still focused on this army. He is
going to do a gods smite on the army. Oh no,
seventeen is going to hit this army.
Speaker 1: Bad role as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the army sixty seven. So that's a sixth of
the army is dead. Oh my, so he accept a
casualties decimates. You know, let's imagine this is like a
thousand people. Six hundred people die in one swoop of
the sword as he wits through. Then he turns to
them die right, A sixtieth of them die? No, six
sixty sixty percent of the die numbers. Not trying to suit,
He then turns to Snow and Snow the commander, and
Snow goes, no, I'm not the Actually you know what
I was. I love the gods. How about how had
I joined you?
Speaker 3: This is?
Speaker 2: How about you're Yeah, you're I always pray to you
every night. I said, Oh, Palladium, the greatest god of
the ball. That's right.
Speaker 5: Okay this woman okay, maybe he's intelligence is really love.
Speaker 2: Oh you see like get okay? All right? Huh and okay,
well he has a second attack. Actually I think he
might kill this army with a second god slight critical
critical role, cut his on toes off. He just yeah,
he completely the remaining army like all put their hands
up as one and grabbed the sword. But together we
are strong men. And Snow looks over and goes, yes,
my man, I'm with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 3: This woman is awful.
Speaker 2: Okay, Anthony eure Rope.
Speaker 3: All right, time to lock this down, all right, I'm
up by his head now, So I I drive the
bus over to his head. I aim the uh uh,
the exhaust pipe, the tailpipe, and then I cast. I
don't get to use the spell too much. I cast
pyrotechnics to create a twenty foot radius of black smoke
that is heavily obscured right in his fucking eyes. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, wow. That is dope.
Speaker 3: Because heavily obscured is the same status effect as blinded,
I think.
Speaker 2: Sort of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, that's very cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, so okay, is he blinded though?
Speaker 2: Does he have to do a saving throw?
Speaker 3: It doesn't say anything. It just says heavily obscured. But
I'm doing it right in his eyes.
Speaker 5: So oh yeah, it's that's fireworks.
Speaker 1: You crazy?
Speaker 2: My bad, my bad. Okay, yeah, heavily obscure. Oh I'm sorry,
I'm stupid. Yeah, heavily obscured. It spokesful one minute, unless the.
Speaker 3: Same thing is blinded, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless a strong wind disperses it. Is very funny.
It's like, okay, yeah, yeah. So he's like, it's smoking
bs and is that you're actually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my maneuver. Yeah yeah, cool?
Speaker 2: Cool cool.
Speaker 3: Actually, wait, given the fact that I okay, I'm like,
let's say I was at his like neck region, like
right here. Then I move up. Hit the smoke in
his eyes. Then I can move up and I'm like
kind of hovering on top of his head. Right now,
I'm like right above him. Let's go with that.
Speaker 2: Cool. So all of the people on your bus are
now above him.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they're above him.
Speaker 2: Yeah cool.
Speaker 3: So battle bust time.
Speaker 2: More people are coming through the portal. Now, ye's be good.
It is another army. King the Brute and his army
of whole guards come through the U the portal. And
that's not all because yeah, because that counts as too.
And I said there was gonna be three, So not
just King Brute in his army of hole guards, but
someone else as well. Okay, and that's someone else is okay,
it's Corey.
Speaker 3: To get it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what he does.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you can do anything.
Speaker 2: Corey comes and as he enters, he sees Vestoria and
then his eyes widened and he gets on one knee
and he says, Okay, my god, I'm here. And Vistoria
turns round and says, Corpus, you're you're smaller. What happened?
I died and and then I came back. I thought.
There's almost like a little tear in her eyes. And
Corpus Cory stands up and says, I am Corpus, the
Guardian of Vestoria, and I will protect her. And yeah,
they will attack now. So we got another army boys.
Speaker 3: And if he's blinded, then they have advantage.
Speaker 2: Amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, We're going to do the whole
guard army. Three of them hit, they're actually run up,
they're not ranged. So that's that is four damage.
Speaker 3: We have the.
Speaker 2: Remaining vestor Rian army, which is also only three of
them left. There was only three of them left. No,
what I to do.
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 2: I like that one D three three of them hit
of the remaining Vestorians that the three platoons hit, So
that is a three D six damage. That is six damage.
Little feather king brute Corpus, They're all here, go like
smash brothers.
Speaker 5: I would like you if little feathers staid a little
further back.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the road forwards. Little feather with advantage hits
seven damage. That's my wife with advantage. The fists of Vestoria.
Two fists of Vestoria, one of them nine damage. It's
about to take.
Speaker 3: It, whittle them down, death by a thousand cuts.
Speaker 2: You know what, King Brute, I think he was octavious here.
I think he's just a whole guard on here. I
think he's just a guard on here.
Speaker 3: Man. It would have been funny if we could have
summoned Caesar right about now. Caesar would have been able
to fight this guy. Man up motto amano. Oh well,
he at least got a credit fail.
Speaker 2: With home. It's back to you, okay, y'all.
Speaker 3: I need to do a full character moment here for
a shark.
Speaker 5: All the way to it.
Speaker 3: In the last round, I shot a civilian on axe.
Oh I have slow fall. I jump from the bush. Well,
I'm right above his head. I'm right above his helm.
Speaker 2: So you would land on palladium.
Speaker 3: I'm trying not to.
Speaker 2: He's very big.
Speaker 3: That's where I park the bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So unfortunately, as suicidal as you are, you will
fall on top of Palladium's head.
Speaker 3: Is it gonna kill me if I do that?
Speaker 2: No, it's actually it's not even that far as a fall,
so slow FORO doesn't really matter because he's right there.
So you'll it's like a five foot ten foot fall,
so you kind of just land on his head.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna jump off his head then.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you're slow falling next to Palladium's body. Is
a long way down.
Speaker 3: I'm where is the civilian that I shut?
Speaker 2: He's in one of the skyscrapers quite far away down.
Put an excellent for it. Okay, can you make that distance?
I guess you can sue you. I guess I'll let
you just this is your whole. Actually, I let you
slow full glide into the window of the shot civilian.
You go in, smash straw, Yeah, you smash you the
window through. The civilian is shot there laying on the ground.
What do you want to do first Dan?
Speaker 3: You're doing first day?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, give me a medicine check. There's a
chance here, you have a chance.
Speaker 4: I am field medic trained because I'm a World War
One soldier. So do I get advantage or no?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, it's not great first aid. It's
World War One first aid. So it's like, you know,
why isn't it's not Let me open my character sheet?
Speaker 6: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I had that same problem too. I had
to refresh the page.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I can tell you what you're modifiers. Oh, I
got you advantage.
Speaker 3: I'm not putting leeches on them, but I don't disinvent
well you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nineteen is good enough. You stabilize him,
and his eyes slowly start to open as well, and says,
all right, you saved me.
Speaker 3: You say, what's your name.
Speaker 2: My name's Clive.
Speaker 4: It's good to meet your Clive. I'm gonna I'm gonna
make sure you're gonna get out to hear. Okay, we're
gonna pull you further from the window, and I'm gonna
pull them away from the window.
Speaker 2: Thanks man. I should have I just woke up. I
should have. Nobody told me we were evacuating. I woke
up and all the stuff was happening. I just looked
out my window when the stray bullet hit me.
Speaker 3: Wait, I thought this is an office building. Was he
asleep at his office?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was nothing. I've overworked. You don't know what
it's like working in London.
Speaker 3: No, I really don't be well, yeah, in a way,
I never that's not important.
Speaker 2: I don't even live here. I got to travel in
You think I could afford to live in London if
I work in London.
Speaker 3: I don't care about this anymore. That's the end of
my turn. Shark was like, and that's my full character moment.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Wadium. Legendary action is going to attack some of the
newcomers that have rocked up, including Corey.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Is the house.
Speaker 2: Corey is. The house is very great. Yeah, God, smite
down on Corey. That hits. That's a lot of damage.
Speaker 3: He has disadvantage, disadvantage.
Speaker 2: It still hits.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's more for advantage for us rather than disadvantage
for him, because you know, he is.
Speaker 2: Swinging wildly right at the ground at people. And I
will say now from now on, I will I will
roll to see who he hits, because it will be
any one of you guys. So one, two, three, four, five, six,
that's gonna do seven here? Oh gosh, there's so many
different numbers. It's the bus again. Go ahead, give me
that d twenty row Anthony. Oh no, you can't see
the buses. The bus is not. So he's attacking the
whole Guard army. That's what he's attacking.
Speaker 3: Then, dude, I'm being strategic with this magic school with
disadvantage I make it's smart. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, a bunch of the whole gods get wiped out immediately,
sixty of them. Oh, sixty of the whole gods get
wiped out. King Yeah, the great catterforder for you guys
to be honest of Cody eure Rope.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, go ahead, all right, I think I'm well,
I'm within two minds, right, do I wear I only
have full life left as this eramental? So do I
just dismiss it and stop blasting with spells? Now?
Speaker 2: That's four extra life.
Speaker 3: We need to start dealing damage to him at some point.
Speaker 5: I see a little bit damaged with my fists.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we did some we did it, We did
some damage.
Speaker 2: But he's still going to say no to four extra HP.
Speaker 5: Where well, okay, that wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: Fine, yeah, yeah, he stands over going around the top
of the building with Norman.
Speaker 5: So I'm hovering around Scurbal here is that if I
get knocked out of this lam yeah on the floor. Yeah,
I'm going to bring it in with my two slams.
So it's plus eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, yep. Critical hit with the first lamb.
That's the first crit of the session. Second also hits.
Speaker 3: So give me that.
Speaker 2: Total damage is one big meaty roll thirty seven, and
I will say, there's a got a cause it to
take a leisendary reaction now because he chunked him down
quite a lot, and he turns around. The smoke sort
of the wind is quite high up there, so it
is slowly going to dissipate.
Speaker 3: But any.
Speaker 2: Fine final carry up on me like this. I know
what this is. I know I see right through you.
And he disappears all of a sudden. Okay, all right,
say sit sorry, sorry, that's one of my door one second.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Oh okay, I thought that was like a wait
wait wait was at Okay? Yeah, all right, this is
a bit but all right, so it's either gonna be
Zaye Yeah, has just walked into the office. Hey, Pladium,
what's up man?
Speaker 2: I see what this is now. I have all of
the control. No action economy is gonna beat me for
my palladium.
Speaker 10: And I control the battle, and as you can see,
I am nowhere to be seen, and one at a time,
I will delete.
Speaker 2: You all. Okay, Norman, it's your turn. If you're listening
to this via audio, this is the end of part one.
The episode is way too long to have is one
big thing. Part two is already out, though, so go
listen to that. It's just next up.