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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to seeing Girl Talking, Girl Talk. I'm Susie Cota Vancota,

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<v Speaker 1>and this week we are X Men Evolutions.

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<v Speaker 2>In my brand new apartment, recording in person for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time in quite a while five years.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Jesus, we may sound a little different. I

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<v Speaker 3>am sitting at the end of a long table from Frank.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is a heated debate about whether there is

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<v Speaker 3>a butt shot in the beginning of this X Men

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<v Speaker 3>show or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, everybody's hot for Woverine, like every animator who

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<v Speaker 2>writes him. There's that one scene where him and Nightcrawler

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<v Speaker 2>definitely boned down.

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<v Speaker 1>Nightcrawler is like a team in this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>During the comics. Okay, it's like when Nightcrawler is like OBM,

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<v Speaker 2>super religious but also love to.

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<v Speaker 3>Get down, Okay, and they're of like a comparable See

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<v Speaker 3>we fall into the Edward Collin issue here, where Wolverine's

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<v Speaker 3>like eighty bazillion years old.

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<v Speaker 2>He's at least two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So X Men Evolutions not to be confused with X

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<v Speaker 3>Men ninety seven, which did happen when I had to

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<v Speaker 3>ask Dill to take pictures of my notes today and

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<v Speaker 3>send them to me because I took copious notes and

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<v Speaker 3>then I left them at home. He was like, didn't

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<v Speaker 3>you guys already watch that? I was like, that was

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<v Speaker 3>X Men ninety seven. We watched X Men Evolutions, which

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<v Speaker 3>apparently is his X Men. He had the chance to

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<v Speaker 3>watch cartoons with me last night and he chose not to.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's doing work. But he's like, X.

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<v Speaker 3>Men Evolutions is my favorite. So just no, dear listener

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<v Speaker 3>who asked for more Dill. We could have had him

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<v Speaker 3>on this episode, but he's too dedicated to his craft.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta give it to him. The man's the

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<v Speaker 2>man works hard and he plays hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that. It makes them sound like a

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<v Speaker 3>finance bro. He's just doing eight balls on the weekend,

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<v Speaker 3>which is not what he is doing. He's usually meal

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<v Speaker 3>prepping and not in like the bro way. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>he makes chicken stock and stuff. It's I come home

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, oh no, we're gonna have more jars

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<v Speaker 3>of like indescribable liquid in the refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 1>So X Men Evolutions. They are teens question Mark. They

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<v Speaker 1>all look middle aged.

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<v Speaker 2>They all look middle aged, but they're teens for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Cyclopes looks like a dad who's disappointed at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, Cyclops and Jean Gray live at the

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<v Speaker 2>Institute for Gifted Youngsters, but they don't go to school

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<v Speaker 2>at the Institute for Gifted Youngsters.

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<v Speaker 1>And they alto do not look like gifted youngsters.

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<v Speaker 3>On this scale of whiny cyclops, this Scott slash Cyclops

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<v Speaker 3>is much less whiny than previous ones. I'd say, so, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's like he doesn't seem he's more agro, for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, you want to see what happens when I

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<v Speaker 3>take my glasses off? And he means silzapia, but he's not.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like X Men ninety seven. Scott is very

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<v Speaker 3>high on the list of whiny cyclopsies Cyclops high cyclopsis,

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<v Speaker 3>cyclopsis CCS.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because he's just like, oh, my wife became the

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<v Speaker 2>goblin queen. I have two wives now, which big love.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know how many men on Reddit or trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get your setup and it just happened upon you

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<v Speaker 3>and you literally ran away, he said, I can't deal

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<v Speaker 3>and run away.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I don't think they want the exact

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<v Speaker 2>same setup because they want trad wives.

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<v Speaker 1>But and not wives that can like definitely beat them up.

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<v Speaker 2>What they need is they want another mom, yes, because

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<v Speaker 2>they're gross, Well you want to partner, not another parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Frike like really spiraled out thinking about X Men ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Cyclops, I'm just thinking about like whiny guys on Reddito's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's just a cook and clean it was supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to Like you're supposed to do that too, idiot. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Frank's like, anyway, Jean Gray, like we start off at

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<v Speaker 2>a football game that will soon be ruined by the

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<v Speaker 2>X Men.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you can. You can the way that this

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<v Speaker 1>game is so wholly ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, I guess it does make the news, but

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it's making the news for the wrong reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, Cyclops. Jeane is taking like she's part of

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<v Speaker 2>the yearbook club. She's taking pictures of her maybe boyfriend Duncan,

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<v Speaker 2>who's a football player. It's hard to tell, yeah, Gene,

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<v Speaker 2>because Jene brings that heat to literally everyone she talks to,

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<v Speaker 2>like everyone like male female jeans hit, like sending flirt

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<v Speaker 2>vibes out there.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean the other part is later Professor X

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<v Speaker 3>will utilize her as sort of like a charm to

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<v Speaker 3>like bring kitty pride. I have to say, this is

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<v Speaker 3>one of the first things I've watched where Kitty Pride.

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<v Speaker 1>Has showed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, how come she's so much less utilized

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<v Speaker 3>in other things?

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<v Speaker 2>I think because of sometimes a lot of people can't

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<v Speaker 2>figure out how to write her powers because they are

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a deal breaker, like not evely deal breaker,

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<v Speaker 2>but like, oh, we can't trap her in things.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she could just get they were like a little lame.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I thought her powers were a little lame.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, and can't they like if to refer back

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<v Speaker 3>to X Men ninety seven, can't they just put one

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<v Speaker 3>of those power coolers on her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I mean so like.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing in X Men ninety seven, And it's

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<v Speaker 3>amazing they got anything done because everyone seemed to have

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<v Speaker 3>arm cannons and anti power collars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So, well, Kitty Pride was in X Men least

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<v Speaker 2>stand and I do not remember that, but Kitty was

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<v Speaker 2>played by Elliott Page.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>And he had to deal with the Juggernaut that was

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<v Speaker 2>and that was edited in after there was this one

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<v Speaker 2>video that somebody made of like on the drumer not bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I remember that being a meme for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, another meme that's way better that ended up

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<v Speaker 2>in Sonic The hedgetok. Three was the meme that Shadow

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<v Speaker 2>loves Latinas Oh my God, because like, I'll put the

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<v Speaker 2>video in the description, but like somebody edited the audio

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<v Speaker 2>where it's like Sonic and Shadow are fighting and Sonic's like,

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<v Speaker 2>give me back my passport, and like Shadow like is

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<v Speaker 2>holding his pastors, like why don't even want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Mexico? I just love Latina's Sonic what God? And

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<v Speaker 2>he runs away.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing I know about Shadow is he has

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<v Speaker 3>a gun in a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's why he's watching the Tail Novilla and he's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, oh do you never know that she killed

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<v Speaker 2>both of them. She's not a price to be one.

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<v Speaker 1>But that movie was so much better than it had

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<v Speaker 1>any business being.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so far my movie of twenty twenty five, You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to try really hard The Gorge, because I

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<v Speaker 2>wanna watch you next. It's that movie with It's Miles

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor and Anya Taylor Joy are two operatives on the

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<v Speaker 2>opposite side of a gorge, and they are not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to one another, but they are communicating via

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<v Speaker 2>signs and they're also guarding a gate into Hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're gonna have to sell me on that movie

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<v Speaker 1>because that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you the trailer. The trailer sold me on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say that sounds like nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably okay anyway. So Jean, like we were, Jean

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<v Speaker 2>Gray is has her default outfit, which is pink sweater

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<v Speaker 2>mid drift showing high wasted pants, high wasted khaki pants

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<v Speaker 2>like but like you know, with pockets and all that

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<v Speaker 2>jazz like Jenko's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, they're not like Jenko's at all. They're fitted and pleated.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like they're way bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna Jean Gray.

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<v Speaker 3>Is roughly seven feet tall with the proportions of this

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<v Speaker 3>because somehow they're so high wasted, but you could still

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<v Speaker 3>see her belly button. Yeah, and we're also introduced to Toad,

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<v Speaker 3>a character I did not care for.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at so many pockets on these.

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<v Speaker 1>Pants, who is rude and has tewed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, if you're wondering, have you seen Toad before? If

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<v Speaker 2>you saw the first X Men movie, he's the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Halle Berry said, too, do you know what happens to

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<v Speaker 2>a Toad in lightning, the same thing that happens to

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<v Speaker 2>everyone else. Then she kills him. Well, he's a straight

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<v Speaker 2>murdercy of the lighting bolt.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel Okay, So I feel like.

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<v Speaker 3>In this show they did not know necessarily what they

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to do with Wolverine in the first three episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say the same thing about Storm.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like both an X Men ninety seven and

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<v Speaker 3>an X Men Evolution, Storm kind of shows up, but

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<v Speaker 3>there's not any like shouldn't get anything to do really.

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<v Speaker 2>Well because the problem is like when Storm shows up,

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<v Speaker 2>the flight's just kind of over. Yeah, storms just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of bring ell down upon the world or helld down

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<v Speaker 2>upon the racist.

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<v Speaker 3>Because like in this we see Wolverine, he's like at

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<v Speaker 3>a roadside store reasons unknown, location unknown. He keeps calling

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<v Speaker 3>a man who chronologically is probably younger than him but

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<v Speaker 3>looks older than him bub and then slices off the

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<v Speaker 3>this is like twenty five years old because he's buying

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<v Speaker 3>water in glass bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinks out of it like a glass.

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<v Speaker 3>The elderly man who runs the store is like completely

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<v Speaker 3>put out about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this where Logan smells Sabertooth, No, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Happens at a different time. He instead just sees that

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<v Speaker 2>there's an explosion of the school, assumes it's the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, which was like a safe bed because it was

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<v Speaker 3>so Psyclops is like, I don't like bullying of frog

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<v Speaker 3>men or toad.

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<v Speaker 2>Men, Okay, I don't. I also agree, I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>bullying of anyone. But Toad was stealing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>This is I feel like this show Challenges is a

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<v Speaker 3>change in US.

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<v Speaker 1>Challenges is us. I don't know why I can't say

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<v Speaker 1>that set.

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<v Speaker 3>Of words right out the gates, because Toad is pretty unlikable.

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<v Speaker 1>He's stealing.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a weird theme song that just sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>weird rap, like rap beats.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like they were trying to make a psa

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<v Speaker 3>about the existence of Toad and used so like.

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<v Speaker 1>What do they call it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like copyright free music? Yes, and so Toad. Toad's whole

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<v Speaker 3>grift is kind of cool. He hangs on the bottom

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<v Speaker 3>of the bleachers and just pickpockets. But this is not

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<v Speaker 3>a great plan because he's going super slow and they

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<v Speaker 3>catch him. So then the football players in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of this game where they're just stomping. The other team

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<v Speaker 3>clock toaed pickpocketing, and they're like, let's leave the field.

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<v Speaker 3>No one will notice, including Toad the man pickpocketing to

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<v Speaker 3>curb stomp Toad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Scott Summer shows up. I think he's talking

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<v Speaker 3>And he confronts the football players and they're like, get

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<v Speaker 3>out of here, Summers. So Scott is a known annoying

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, hell yeah, he zapps I think dunk in.

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<v Speaker 2>And then his optic blast also takes out a enormous

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<v Speaker 2>propane tank that's very close to everything. There's a massive fireball,

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<v Speaker 2>and thankfully Professer is able to cover up the damage.

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<v Speaker 3>Me because a cop is like interrogetting Duncan who can't

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like oh no, and so he saves the day.

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<v Speaker 3>But I have some questions about the ethics of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the thing to think about is if

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<v Speaker 3>If you like, what's that word you used last week?

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<v Speaker 3>He's an omega mutant for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And like we saw that in X Men two

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<v Speaker 2>where he they're gonna use him to kill all mutants.

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<v Speaker 2>Then Magneta's like, oh no, let's just do a switcher

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Magneta is so such a bad boy.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, here's the thing, Frank, I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 3>vulnerable for a moment. I think I might have been

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<v Speaker 3>attracted to Magneto in X Men ninety seven. This Magneto

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<v Speaker 3>is like a weird sort of window dweller.

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<v Speaker 2>He's basically just a Disney villain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you only see his eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, like, bring me a Magneto who has long

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<v Speaker 1>Is crazy, yoked up and.

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<v Speaker 3>Like sort of morally ambiguous in a way that makes

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, where he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, am I good or bad? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at my bus steps and I'm like I'm looking respectually.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so a few things. First, I'm just like imagining

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<v Speaker 2>is so much easier with my powers. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>great question.

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<v Speaker 1>How does he get to yoke?

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<v Speaker 3>Does he has just lifting?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's lifting like things up. Yeah, he has to

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<v Speaker 3>Because he'd be like, boo, that's me lifting a super

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<v Speaker 3>heavy dumbbell with one figure Magneto.

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<v Speaker 2>And also he's running into the same problem as Poison IVY,

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<v Speaker 2>where now they're just anti heroes. Is getting really hard

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>That's this is what I'm saying about the moral ambiguity,

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<v Speaker 3>where Magneto is like, yes, I hate humans, but cure

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<v Speaker 3>me out. And we're like, I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's like, cure me out and pointing to a

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<v Speaker 2>then you're over to his right or his left. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>hear me and just pointed his muscles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is the same way I felt about Cable.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm not even sure what cable stands for,

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<v Speaker 2>Cable stands for I want to kill this one mute

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<v Speaker 2>who doomed the future. I stand for the needs of

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<v Speaker 1>Sure sounds good, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Star Trek Baby, But okay, so the X men have

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<v Speaker 2>caused innumerable damage to the school. Yeah, and meanwhile Storm

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<v Speaker 2>is off picking up their newest member, because right now

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<v Speaker 2>the School for Gifted Youngsters includes Storm Fresser, X, Cyclops,

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<v Speaker 2>and Jean Gray end of list. Yes they have now

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<v Speaker 2>they each have an individual like guardian basically. But meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>Wolverine's on his way home and Kurt shows up. Kurt Nightcrawler.

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<v Speaker 2>He's blue and that freaks out Cyclone because he's the

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<v Speaker 2>parly I has been born here and only knows Jane Gray.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like Cyclopes because Kurrent only has three

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<v Speaker 3>fingers and he has like a little tail with a what.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you call that at the endail a little devil.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 3>But Scott already is like kind of dubious about this,

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<v Speaker 3>which made me dubious about Scott. But then Professor X gives, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>what is his name?

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<v Speaker 1>I like had it? Night Crawler a little watch.

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<v Speaker 3>It like, it looks a little I'm try that looks

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<v Speaker 3>like a little digital watch that makes him appear human.

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<v Speaker 1>And they more or less tell him like.

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<v Speaker 3>You're beautiful as you are, but just so you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, you can do this, so that you can

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<v Speaker 3>pass through different spaces without having to get hassled.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So, as Cyclops gives him like.

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<v Speaker 3>A tour of the ground because Kurt, Kurt gets pulled into,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, one of those situations we all do. Toad

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<v Speaker 3>shows up at the house as a spy for Mistique.

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<v Speaker 1>I really did not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm such a ding dong did not realize it was

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<v Speaker 3>Mistique because when she transformed out of the principle into

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<v Speaker 3>that big scary monster, I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a monster in the school, not thinking like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a Mistique in her super cool outfit. So Mistique

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<v Speaker 3>is like, Toad, if you don't want me to straight

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<v Speaker 3>and murder you, I need you to go and figure

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<v Speaker 3>out what's going on with Cyclops.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So then Cyclops is like, hey, the professor sends to

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<v Speaker 3>you with cerebro. Why don't you come check out what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Well yeah, and Toad. Like, Toad shows up like

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<v Speaker 2>and like he's just like, I know what you are, Summer,

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<v Speaker 2>You're just like me. I'm gonna tongue off your glass.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like very aggressive and.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just now not pumped on him. But Toad's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna show up anyway. And I wearing a costume.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did I get this costume?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he wearing a cashion I thought it was just

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<v Speaker 1>the same clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's wearing this. Like his costume looks kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like this isn't gonna be a pool that you're probably

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>It's totally I'm sorry, too cool for that was too

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<v Speaker 1>nerdy for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, what Darson this is going? He looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a toad Man from Mega Man two, Okay, like Mega

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<v Speaker 2>Man three. I'm not sure where a toad Man showed up.

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<v Speaker 1>He also gets called stink Boy by Logan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's it's much like a Tom Hardy and

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<v Speaker 2>Venom thing where you're like, oh, he probably got some

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<v Speaker 3>He I mean, it's amazing because this is a cartoon,

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<v Speaker 3>but Toad does look like he's stinky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he gets surprised by Kurt they accidentally teleport

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<v Speaker 2>into the danger room. Cyclops has to like basically blast

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<v Speaker 2>his way through. Wolverine decides to threaten him, which is

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<v Speaker 2>never a fun time again.

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<v Speaker 3>They like Wolverine shows up to Saunter around, shows up

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<v Speaker 3>to sort of participate in this danger room thing, and

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<v Speaker 3>then goes on a complete side quest. We get no

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<v Speaker 3>backstory about why he and Sabertooth hate each other.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the next episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Frank, Sure, but he's like, I smell saber Tooth, takes

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<v Speaker 1>off to find saber Tooth. How far away can he

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<v Speaker 1>smell saber Tooth?

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty far? Saber Tooths got a musk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>They are definitely into each other.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I'm not going to fight you on this.

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<v Speaker 3>They're rolling around, Logan is calling saber Tooth old man.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that a furry pillow?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a furry pillow?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a that's the protagonist joker for PERSONA five. That's

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<v Speaker 2>so it is a furry pellaw. He has a cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, please continue.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna say this joker. I'm not gonna know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no coming back from it, because.

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<v Speaker 2>I can fall down a rabbit hole so easily. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna do it. I'm just gonna I'm gonna describe

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<v Speaker 2>the percent of five you're gonna was gonna roll to

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<v Speaker 2>the back your head.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, I'm just going to continue from

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<v Speaker 3>now on to point at things in your apartment and say,

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<v Speaker 3>is that a furry fellow?

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<v Speaker 1>No one can see whether it is or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna answer what it actually is. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So eventually Toe gets chased away. He wears his costume

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<v Speaker 2>to school, like Mystique, like, you need to do better

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<v Speaker 2>than this. You're part of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, well, she brought up a really good point.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, you were in the mansion with Scott

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<v Speaker 3>and then you left.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's She's like, I'm sure the professor use

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<v Speaker 2>your powers. He use his powers on you, so you

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember a thing, and he just chases up and

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<v Speaker 2>here's my thing, is mystique real quick? You could just.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like Scott she does later she does in the

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<v Speaker 1>third episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just walk in because apparently, well apparently first access

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<v Speaker 2>and sensing her.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not sensing her.

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<v Speaker 3>But also I feel like if she was in the house,

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<v Speaker 3>he would, I guess a good point, because yeah, because

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<v Speaker 3>she is using her powers all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just want to also just I feel Hermiss

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<v Speaker 2>that we haven't mentioned because we're seeing mystique. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to just bring up one of the og greatest X

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<v Speaker 2>Men writers, Chris Claremont. Chris Claremont was like pre Joss Whedon,

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<v Speaker 2>Joss Whedon. Okay, So there's this whole plot line in

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<v Speaker 2>Avengers which Miss Captain Marvel was a part of it

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<v Speaker 2>before she was Miss Marvel and she became Captain Marvel.

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<v Speaker 2>So Captain Marvel, like, I don't want to describe it

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<v Speaker 2>because it's just really not great. Something bad happens to

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<v Speaker 2>her and the rest of the Avengers because a baby

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<v Speaker 2>is involved. They're like, oh, everything's cool, and Chris Claremont

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<v Speaker 2>is the only one of them to be like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>what happened was horrifying. Miss Marvel is gonna turn against

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<v Speaker 2>all of you, yeah, and she's gonna be like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm gonna hang with the X Men.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's actually how she encounters Rogue, and Rogue sucks

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<v Speaker 2>her powers away from her and puts her in a coma,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Rogue becomes a good guy because she's being

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<v Speaker 2>influenced by Captain Marvel and that's how she can fly

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<v Speaker 2>and is super strong. But Chris Claremont had a whole

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<v Speaker 2>plot line and he pitched that they did not do

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<v Speaker 2>where Miss Stique was in love with this other woman

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<v Speaker 2>named Destiny and they wanted to have a kid together.

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<v Speaker 2>So Miss Stique was going to become a man to

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<v Speaker 2>impregnant Destiny. That's so cool, but they're like that, the

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<v Speaker 2>editors like this is this is like nineteen eighties where

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<v Speaker 2>this is too far ahead for us. Chris Kinmon is like,

426
00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:50.119
<v Speaker 2>I want some next little shit.

427
00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sounds like it a visionary Yeah, So.

428
00:22:54.599 --> 00:22:57.119
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna hop into our second episode, we're gonna get

429
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<v Speaker 2>two reclutes, reclutes roots. So Kitty Kitty Pride is at

430
00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:08.960
<v Speaker 2>home asleep in her bed. She has a dream where

431
00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:13.039
<v Speaker 2>she's falling and she phases through the floor and her

432
00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:15.359
<v Speaker 2>parents are just like, oh my god, you're a mutant.

433
00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:19.880
<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna not deal with this. Well, it's not

434
00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:23.160
<v Speaker 2>as bad as an X Men two where ice Man's

435
00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:25.200
<v Speaker 2>parents like have you tried not being im mute?

436
00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:29.839
<v Speaker 1>And like Iceman's like, I'm too angsty, I could.

437
00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Never and they cut the huge Ackman just holding a

438
00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:34.920
<v Speaker 2>bit sign and says, this is a game metaphor. Do

439
00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:40.079
<v Speaker 2>you get it? Get its a gay metaphor. Which that's

440
00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:42.440
<v Speaker 2>why the X Men work, because it's not about like

441
00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:45.880
<v Speaker 2>race or sexuality, it's just about the discrimination they have

442
00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:55.000
<v Speaker 2>to face. Yes, and so oh, I forgot to say.

443
00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Kurt's not sure if he In the first episode, Kurt's

444
00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:59.599
<v Speaker 2>not sure he's gonna stay, and Cyclops is just like

445
00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:06.960
<v Speaker 2>then he sees their big experimental plane, and Kurt is,

446
00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:10.359
<v Speaker 2>just like, you guys have a big experimental plane. I

447
00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:11.279
<v Speaker 2>think I'll stay.

448
00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean it's a good as reason, a good

449
00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:16.720
<v Speaker 3>as a reason as any.

450
00:24:16.799 --> 00:24:20.200
<v Speaker 1>There we go. I struggled through it. Yeah, I swished through.

451
00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I persevered, not.

452
00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:26.599
<v Speaker 2>Unless she persisted. So Kurt and Scott are going to

453
00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:30.720
<v Speaker 2>school that day. They run into Mystique. Kurt's apparently eating

454
00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:34.119
<v Speaker 2>burgers for breakfast almost every day, which, boy, I wish

455
00:24:34.160 --> 00:24:39.240
<v Speaker 2>I had that metapolism back and could do that. Meanwhile,

456
00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Scott's just like, I'm gonna make sure he's a good boy.

457
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Missus dark Home, which is Mystique's actual last.

458
00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:52.480
<v Speaker 3>Name, and Professor Xavier sends Kitty pride Go through the floor,

459
00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:56.759
<v Speaker 3>so he brings Geen to come and woo her to

460
00:24:56.880 --> 00:25:01.000
<v Speaker 3>the side of the gifted school, and Jean's sort of like,

461
00:25:01.279 --> 00:25:03.000
<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of pressure and I don't know how

462
00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:05.519
<v Speaker 3>into this I am. And the Parressa is like it's.

463
00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be fine.

464
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Meanwhile, Kitty Pride is just trying to live her life.

465
00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Some mean girls decide to shove her in a locker

466
00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:19.240
<v Speaker 2>and then she just phazes her way back through.

467
00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:24.720
<v Speaker 3>And then we get to meet the dud of all duds. Lance,

468
00:25:25.079 --> 00:25:30.119
<v Speaker 3>yeahand stand him. Lance sucks, Frank, Why did they make

469
00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Lance look so goofy when he uses his powers.

470
00:25:33.079 --> 00:25:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Because he's just coming into them. Uh okay, so he

471
00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:40.440
<v Speaker 2>did exactly what Lance does. He rolls his eyes in

472
00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:42.160
<v Speaker 2>the back of his head and he kind of holds

473
00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:44.440
<v Speaker 2>his arms out and like shakes him a little bit.

474
00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:47.440
<v Speaker 2>He will eventually become a good guy. He's also dressed like,

475
00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:52.279
<v Speaker 2>what's his ass for my so called life? Jordan Jordan Kalana.

476
00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:56.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Lance is a straight up dud. Like I know

477
00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:58.559
<v Speaker 3>how they are trying to write him. They are trying

478
00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:00.359
<v Speaker 3>to write him like a charming back boy.

479
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Lance. His power stinks, he stinks. His reasoning is dumb.

480
00:26:07.880 --> 00:26:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Lance is I'm going.

481
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:16.039
<v Speaker 3>To say, operating on sort of like a very loose,

482
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:18.000
<v Speaker 3>too shaky.

483
00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:19.920
<v Speaker 2>I get it.

484
00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:24.839
<v Speaker 3>That was I wasn't even trying to go there, but

485
00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.960
<v Speaker 3>sure that was purposeful.

486
00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Sort of hierarchy of beliefs.

487
00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he's telling his two he has like three

488
00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:40.680
<v Speaker 2>cronies who he uses his powers to threaten, and like

489
00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:42.559
<v Speaker 2>he's like, we're going to use that girl's ability to

490
00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:44.480
<v Speaker 2>face through walls. He doesn't say it this way. He's like,

491
00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:46.400
<v Speaker 2>she's gonna get us those midterm scores.

492
00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:50.559
<v Speaker 3>Their initial plan is very dumb, is they're going to

493
00:26:50.680 --> 00:26:52.279
<v Speaker 3>go through the vents system.

494
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:54.960
<v Speaker 1>It would be less obtrusive.

495
00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:57.920
<v Speaker 3>To just walk into the classroom when it was unoccupied.

496
00:26:58.440 --> 00:27:02.119
<v Speaker 3>But then they realized that the ven system is alarmed,

497
00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:04.440
<v Speaker 3>so they can't do that, and they're like, oh shocks,

498
00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:06.920
<v Speaker 3>how are we gonna get it? So Lance looks out

499
00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:09.319
<v Speaker 3>to where the long jump is happening. I did not

500
00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:11.039
<v Speaker 3>go to a regular high school. I don't know if

501
00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:14.079
<v Speaker 3>a long jump is the thing, But Kitty Pride is

502
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:22.279
<v Speaker 3>getting bullied, so he uses his ridiculous power to no

503
00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:25.920
<v Speaker 3>one notices this is happening. He ruptures the Earth on

504
00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:30.200
<v Speaker 3>the way to the long jump, and then mounds a

505
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:33.799
<v Speaker 3>bunch of sand onto one of the girl bullies and

506
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:36.559
<v Speaker 3>Kitty Pride, and then he sort of like gives Kitty

507
00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:37.359
<v Speaker 3>Pride a salute.

508
00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Kitty Pride somehow.

509
00:27:39.319 --> 00:27:42.359
<v Speaker 3>Knows what's going on, even though she didn't see his

510
00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:46.440
<v Speaker 3>power be fully used when he was spray painting the

511
00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:48.559
<v Speaker 3>school and I have to give it to the custodial staff.

512
00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:51.640
<v Speaker 3>It's cleaned up almost immediately. Lance has spray painted on

513
00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:55.640
<v Speaker 3>his face, also cleaned up. But she faces out of

514
00:27:55.640 --> 00:27:59.000
<v Speaker 3>the locker and when he's like, oh, you're just like me,

515
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:03.119
<v Speaker 3>he shakes the earth, but I don't really like do anything.

516
00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:06.079
<v Speaker 3>So the fact that the earth is rupturing, no one notices,

517
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:07.720
<v Speaker 3>and Kitty Pride's like, oh, it's Lance.

518
00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:13.279
<v Speaker 1>What's his name, quick Star Avalanche name is Dom.

519
00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, back at the Gifted Institute, so.

520
00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Nobody is in school today.

521
00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:27.680
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Kurt and Scott are coming home. Meanwhile,

522
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Wolverine is cleaning his motorcycle, singingly on the roof, like

523
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:35.279
<v Speaker 2>and he goes he's like saber tube.

524
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:39.920
<v Speaker 3>The fact that this man is so honed into saber

525
00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:43.559
<v Speaker 3>tooth smell. We have no idea of the history. I

526
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.440
<v Speaker 3>am not a comic book nerd, so Frank probably knows

527
00:28:46.519 --> 00:28:48.480
<v Speaker 3>their long and storied history.

528
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:51.599
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea why these two have beef and

529
00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:53.359
<v Speaker 1>the shows like you know what's going on. I'm like

530
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:56.400
<v Speaker 1>going out? Why does he care?

531
00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I just think how much goof your saber tubes? Like

532
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>usual outfit is because like, for some reason in this

533
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:06.640
<v Speaker 2>show he's wearing like a long brown coat. He really

534
00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:09.240
<v Speaker 2>reminds me of I thought he was Craving The Hunter.

535
00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:11.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is this credent? I thought he was DC.

536
00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:16.160
<v Speaker 2>No, curve in the Hunter is a is Marvel and

537
00:29:16.200 --> 00:29:23.200
<v Speaker 2>he hates he hates Spiderrin. This is saber Tooth's normal outfit. Wow.

538
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:26.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is that they basically put Leev Schreiber in something

539
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:27.960
<v Speaker 3>like that when he was Sabertooth right, No.

540
00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:30.400
<v Speaker 2>They only dressed to leave Schreiber and like black this

541
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:31.599
<v Speaker 2>is this is leave driver.

542
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:37.440
<v Speaker 3>He looks like Logan there, Yeah, that's that's kind of

543
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:37.799
<v Speaker 3>the whole thing.

544
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:40.079
<v Speaker 2>Saber Toob is like, I'm the worst you. They could

545
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:43.079
<v Speaker 2>have done the X program thing to me and give

546
00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:44.119
<v Speaker 2>me ad amantium.

547
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay, why did he travel all this distance to find Logan?

548
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Because much like a lot of people, he just hates Logan.

549
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>People need hobbies.

550
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Logan has a lot of people that just straight up

551
00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:57.960
<v Speaker 2>hate his guts.

552
00:29:58.039 --> 00:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Why does Logan care?

553
00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Like Frank, I don't understand any of their motivations.

554
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:06.720
<v Speaker 2>It's just like a blood feud they've had for years.

555
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:10.599
<v Speaker 3>So they're like would my cats tussle at night where

556
00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:13.519
<v Speaker 3>they're just like on board, one smacks the other and

557
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:15.039
<v Speaker 3>then all of a sudden they're running around.

558
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.319
<v Speaker 2>You know that Robert De Niro Semester Saloon movie, like

559
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:21.200
<v Speaker 2>where they're both boxers and they said.

560
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>The grudge grudge match.

561
00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Like they have a big fight. That's kind of it.

562
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:28.440
<v Speaker 2>They're just old men punching each other in the face. Anyway,

563
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:32.240
<v Speaker 2>it's very embarrassing. While back at Kitty Pride, she Jean

564
00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:35.119
<v Speaker 2>Gray's like, I'm just like you look, I have telekinesis

565
00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:39.279
<v Speaker 2>and telepathy, and Kitty Pride's like, what runs away?

566
00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they're asking a lot of her.

567
00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:45.920
<v Speaker 4>I feel like, even though it seems the way they

568
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:49.720
<v Speaker 4>have Kitty Pride behave seems ridiculous, I also feel like

569
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:52.200
<v Speaker 4>it's realistic and that's how I would be or I

570
00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:52.680
<v Speaker 4>would just.

571
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Be like, oh no, because like the way Jean Gray

572
00:30:57.039 --> 00:31:00.920
<v Speaker 3>decides to sort of bring in Kitty ford Is by

573
00:31:01.039 --> 00:31:06.119
<v Speaker 3>like telekinesis sing a mask around and Kitty Friends like,

574
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:08.759
<v Speaker 3>I am not into this Like it would have.

575
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:10.720
<v Speaker 2>It would have been as funn as she yelled you're

576
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:12.039
<v Speaker 2>a witch and runs away.

577
00:31:12.039 --> 00:31:14.839
<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, because then Jean's like, I'm in your head,

578
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:15.559
<v Speaker 3>you believe me.

579
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:17.160
<v Speaker 1>And Kitty Friend's like, what the fuck?

580
00:31:19.039 --> 00:31:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I just want to out there, and one and

581
00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:28.000
<v Speaker 2>in one continuity, Jean Gray says to Spider Man like,

582
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:30.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm really glad to meet you. You're one

583
00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:32.559
<v Speaker 2>of the first guys I've ever talked to who hasn't

584
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:35.960
<v Speaker 2>imagined me naked. And then he goes, She goes until now,

585
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, that's not his fault. Yes, don't think

586
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:40.559
<v Speaker 2>of pink Elephants. Well, the first thing you do Pink

587
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Elephants is like, that's the ultimate It comics only gave

588
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.519
<v Speaker 2>us all, like the best thing that gives the males morales.

589
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:50.119
<v Speaker 2>The rest of it is just trash for the most part.

590
00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:51.839
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's not. That's not fair.

591
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the Ultimate comics are so edgy?

592
00:31:58.000 --> 00:31:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Do you not care for a genius?

593
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:03.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So, uh, Wolverine gets angry because Scott and Kirk

594
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:06.319
<v Speaker 2>basically stop him from fighting Saber too.

595
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:10.319
<v Speaker 3>Well, they really do get in the way because Logan

596
00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:15.240
<v Speaker 3>chops Sabertooth's motorcycle in half somehow, and then it ends

597
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:19.640
<v Speaker 3>up him and Logan and Sabertooth are like throwing cars

598
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.519
<v Speaker 3>at each other. It is patently ridiculous because.

599
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:24.240
<v Speaker 2>They can't use their claws on one another, like we

600
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:26.640
<v Speaker 2>can't get Wolverine all bloody. Oh. He also has a

601
00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:28.119
<v Speaker 2>very dramatic like suit up.

602
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:33.559
<v Speaker 3>And then Logan is wearing sort of like a French

603
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:38.960
<v Speaker 3>cut suit where it's like cut very dramatically in towards

604
00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:42.400
<v Speaker 3>his biceps or like his pecks and his biceps are

605
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:47.000
<v Speaker 3>all showing. But they're throwing cars all over the place.

606
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:51.559
<v Speaker 3>And then Scott's car gets crushed by a motorcycle and

607
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:55.559
<v Speaker 3>he's like, oh man, these two weirdos are fighting. What

608
00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:57.759
<v Speaker 3>did you think was going to happen? Did you think

609
00:32:57.799 --> 00:32:59.279
<v Speaker 3>your car was not going to be crushed?

610
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I hate this note that says when we have

611
00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:07.759
<v Speaker 2>muting powers, we wear pink.

612
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

613
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:12.759
<v Speaker 2>I think it's both Kitty Pride and Jean Gray are

614
00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:15.960
<v Speaker 2>both wearing pink. Kitty Pride's normal outfa is like a

615
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.160
<v Speaker 2>cardigan that's button at the top button and a yellow

616
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:24.720
<v Speaker 2>shirt and she's wearing capri pants. So oh and I

617
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:31.559
<v Speaker 2>also have in my notes it's Kitty's no snitch. And

618
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:35.680
<v Speaker 2>because like the bullies are like like they're like what

619
00:33:35.799 --> 00:33:39.240
<v Speaker 2>happened Pride, She's like nothing's looking strongly at the bullies.

620
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:41.799
<v Speaker 2>And also a third point, Lance says, you can run,

621
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:43.799
<v Speaker 2>but you can't high because I'm going to rock your world.

622
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:46.559
<v Speaker 2>It's a really dumb but it's a really chilling line.

623
00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

624
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:55.279
<v Speaker 2>So, and like Lance threatens Jean Gray, and I'm just like, dude,

625
00:33:55.480 --> 00:34:01.039
<v Speaker 2>she will close your wing pipe. Jean Gray like didn't

626
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.279
<v Speaker 2>need the Phoenix force to turn her into like a

627
00:34:03.319 --> 00:34:03.880
<v Speaker 2>mass murder.

628
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:08.800
<v Speaker 3>So what Lance does is like pretty awful. He brings

629
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:12.239
<v Speaker 3>the whole building, the theater arts building. Why they were stealing

630
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:15.039
<v Speaker 3>a test in the theater arts building is beyond my comprehension.

631
00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:18.320
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I need these test answers about a miss.

632
00:34:18.280 --> 00:34:25.119
<v Speaker 3>If you can't pass drama on your own. Well, so

633
00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:27.280
<v Speaker 3>he brings the whole school.

634
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:28.199
<v Speaker 1>Down around them.

635
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Jeane uses her powers to protect both Kitty Pride and

636
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Kitty Pride's parents. Obviously, her parents are brought up were

637
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:37.480
<v Speaker 3>to the side of logic and They're like, we were

638
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:40.159
<v Speaker 3>so wrong. Amazing to hear we love to hear it.

639
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:44.440
<v Speaker 3>And Kitty Pride's like, okay, yeah, this makes sense, I'll

640
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:48.199
<v Speaker 3>join the X Men. So then and Lance runs away

641
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:52.639
<v Speaker 3>like a coward and a dope. Good riddance. In the

642
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:56.119
<v Speaker 3>third episode, we're gonna meet Rogue, who I did not

643
00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:58.960
<v Speaker 3>know until I watched this episode last night.

644
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:02.559
<v Speaker 2>A parent is a goth, okay.

645
00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:05.760
<v Speaker 1>A little baby goth who is the woman who was

646
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:07.159
<v Speaker 1>like keeping her.

647
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh that that's Destiny.

648
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:12.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh was very rude to her.

649
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:20.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, was not fun. So yeah, Destiny is like Rogues

650
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:22.639
<v Speaker 2>at this dance, and once again the jocks are just

651
00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:24.719
<v Speaker 2>like come home and go talk to her, go dance

652
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:30.920
<v Speaker 2>with her, and uh, like Rogue is where Rogue's default

653
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:34.719
<v Speaker 2>outfit is like a tank top a skirt and like

654
00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:39.119
<v Speaker 2>mesh all over it. It's a good looks and gloves.

655
00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:44.159
<v Speaker 2>And she accidentally touches the boy and she absorbs his power.

656
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 2>His power, so his memories and his ability.

657
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:51.679
<v Speaker 3>I mean, she does have a flash of how to

658
00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 3>do like some sort of blocking move.

659
00:35:54.719 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so uh, like she escapes, she's in the wind.

660
00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:05.039
<v Speaker 1>We cut to the she's in the wind.

661
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:08.559
<v Speaker 2>What that means I'll explain what it means. We take

662
00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:14.840
<v Speaker 2>what the big sale in the Wind means, just like

663
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:18.119
<v Speaker 2>like you're out and about, like you're afraid.

664
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:21.960
<v Speaker 1>This is an old person saying. Is this a nerd saying?

665
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:23.519
<v Speaker 1>How does one be in the wind?

666
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like something from like spy movies. Okay, Dinger, Taylor

667
00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Soldial Brogue.

668
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:35.960
<v Speaker 3>The funniest part is Destiny. So Destiny has to call

669
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:36.679
<v Speaker 3>him the Steak.

670
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>And be like, I don't know, I lost the girl

671
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:40.840
<v Speaker 1>and the Steke's what wrong with the Steak?

672
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:44.800
<v Speaker 3>Is a very abusive boss. I think on Undercover Boss

673
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:47.599
<v Speaker 3>everyone would just be talking about how they don't like her.

674
00:36:48.000 --> 00:36:51.440
<v Speaker 3>But Destiny's like, look, I did everything I could. I

675
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:53.840
<v Speaker 3>told her she had an allergy to people. I guess

676
00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:56.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure what the allergy thing was. And then

677
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:58.760
<v Speaker 3>she's like and I dressed her like that?

678
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:01.679
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yo, Destiny, is that like a slight.

679
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:05.280
<v Speaker 3>Against Goss because Rogue it's the best dress of anyone

680
00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:05.880
<v Speaker 3>on this show.

681
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:10.400
<v Speaker 1>And she's like basically saying she dressed Rogue to be antisocial.

682
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:15.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean, meanwhile, the jocks are like, oh, mude, she's pretty,

683
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:18.840
<v Speaker 1>should talk to her. And then the Ruge's like, gotcha,

684
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 1>now you're bad at pigskin.

685
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:29.519
<v Speaker 3>So so, uh, like I took all your huddle powers.

686
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to name this after dude, but no

687
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.880
<v Speaker 2>I can say I took all your huddle powers. But

688
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:43.239
<v Speaker 2>it callotes rogue. So had the X mansion. There's somebody

689
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.760
<v Speaker 2>breaking in and he's getting through all the danger room things.

690
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:49.880
<v Speaker 2>He's crawling through the vance. Guess what it's Woverine And

691
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:52.679
<v Speaker 2>like this is what we in the IT business called

692
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:56.960
<v Speaker 2>penetration tests, where it's a test defenses. Yeah, a lot

693
00:37:56.960 --> 00:37:57.920
<v Speaker 2>of IT terms are.

694
00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Perverted, surprise, suprised. They're also Wolverine has never used a computer?

695
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Probably not.

696
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:08.360
<v Speaker 1>God, wouldn't it be so funny though?

697
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:15.159
<v Speaker 3>And then you see him logging on AOL online. Oh

698
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:18.400
<v Speaker 3>my god, does Wolverine have glasses? I know he does

699
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:20.000
<v Speaker 3>canonically in logan.

700
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.679
<v Speaker 2>But I think not at this point. Only when he

701
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:23.440
<v Speaker 2>gets really old.

702
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:27.679
<v Speaker 1>I love when he has the readers. Yeah yet see

703
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:30.000
<v Speaker 1>if cartoon Wolverine has glasses? Please continue?

704
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he's just like maybe we should put some

705
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:38.320
<v Speaker 2>like some nerve gas in the vents and for sex.

706
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:41.280
<v Speaker 2>It's like and like ever gives him a look and

707
00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:44.000
<v Speaker 2>he's like, okay, maybe knockout gas. I'm just like, do

708
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:46.519
<v Speaker 2>you want these children to be dragging bodies out of

709
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:48.800
<v Speaker 2>the vent contorted in their last moments?

710
00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:55.039
<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, it is very funny. Apparently there's some brand

711
00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:58.199
<v Speaker 3>of glasses called Wolverine, but they look like the readers

712
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.519
<v Speaker 3>that Logan wears in the They're like, we were part.

713
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Of we were probably one of the greatest superheroad movies

714
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:06.199
<v Speaker 2>of all time. We're gonna just nail ourselves a Woverine.

715
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:11.679
<v Speaker 3>Something I've also learned, Frank, Apparently there are Minion X Men.

716
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:20.400
<v Speaker 1>On Pinterest. Oh wow, you.

717
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:23.599
<v Speaker 3>Can buy like a little a little uh what are

718
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:24.880
<v Speaker 3>these called funko pops of it?

719
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

720
00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:28.679
<v Speaker 1>I know what you're again for Christmas?

721
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:34.559
<v Speaker 3>So wow, Frank, did you ever foresee there would be

722
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:37.400
<v Speaker 3>so much crossover between Wolverine and Minions?

723
00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Now, how do you feel about that?

724
00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Frank?

725
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I hate that.

726
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna flip you put this up.

727
00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Choos, So Wolverine Minions since apparently you can post anything

728
00:39:53.239 --> 00:39:54.440
<v Speaker 1>on our figs, So.

729
00:39:57.039 --> 00:40:00.800
<v Speaker 2>The X Men all fly out to go find to

730
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:04.519
<v Speaker 2>go find Rogue. I think everybody except Professor is like,

731
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:06.519
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I need a weekend alone I'm gonna

732
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:10.599
<v Speaker 2>go to this. I need this clue. Uh, I think this.

733
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:13.440
<v Speaker 3>Is This comes down to the Omega muting thing, right,

734
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:17.639
<v Speaker 3>Like they send Storm, but Storm's powers get taken immediately.

735
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Kurt gets to fly the jet for a

736
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:25.599
<v Speaker 2>little bit and he's just like, I'm becoming responsible and

737
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:27.519
<v Speaker 2>he's like, now I'm gonna show off for Kitty Pride

738
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:31.000
<v Speaker 2>because Kurt's nothing. It is not a flirt. Yes, and

739
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:35.119
<v Speaker 2>he zaps himself outside. He then like gets nearly taken

740
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 2>by the wind. He banfs himself back inside. That's what

741
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:44.039
<v Speaker 2>they call the that's the automatopia for his things, just

742
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:45.880
<v Speaker 2>like Snick for Wolving's clause.

743
00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but what would a minion Wolverines clause sound like.

744
00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:57.599
<v Speaker 1>I've created a monster? Is that an anime fellow? I

745
00:40:57.599 --> 00:40:59.639
<v Speaker 1>need a ferry fellow.

746
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:03.199
<v Speaker 2>That's a copy of De White People and the show.

747
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:11.599
<v Speaker 2>So they they arrive, Rogue is looking at trophies in

748
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:15.039
<v Speaker 2>what another this the football boys room, and she's like,

749
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:17.000
<v Speaker 2>is this me looking at herself in the mirror, look

750
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:18.639
<v Speaker 2>at a picture of a coolie, not her back in

751
00:41:18.679 --> 00:41:20.719
<v Speaker 2>the mirror, back at her, And then she's like, no,

752
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.840
<v Speaker 2>it's not me. I'm gonna destroy all his trophies. And

753
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:27.079
<v Speaker 2>then uh, Mistique shows up and she's like, I know

754
00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:28.599
<v Speaker 2>the X Men are coming, gonna have to make her

755
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:32.480
<v Speaker 2>distrustful of the X Men. So she becomes Wolverine and

756
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:35.840
<v Speaker 2>then like she's like, I'm the Wouverine, I'm from the

757
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:38.639
<v Speaker 2>X Men. I'm gonna get you, and starts making like

758
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:42.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, I don't know if Mistique has ever

759
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:46.480
<v Speaker 2>met Wolverine. It's way funnier in my mind if she's

760
00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:48.639
<v Speaker 2>just like, I'm sure Wolvery gonna make these dumb ook

761
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:52.800
<v Speaker 2>noises so like, and she.

762
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:57.719
<v Speaker 5>Plays everyone else so seriously, like later she'll play Scott

763
00:41:57.960 --> 00:42:03.199
<v Speaker 5>and as Cyclops and he'll say, you know, I tried

764
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:04.480
<v Speaker 5>to keep calm, but I couldn't.

765
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:05.599
<v Speaker 1>And now you're gonna come with me.

766
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:11.039
<v Speaker 3>There's no vamping and cert of like, certainly no silliness.

767
00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Everyone is putting disrespect on Wolverine's name.

768
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:21.039
<v Speaker 2>I mean, wouldn't you so like Roguest. Once again on

769
00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:26.280
<v Speaker 2>the run, she eventually runs into Nightcrawler. She takes his powers. Yes,

770
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:30.440
<v Speaker 2>she starts baffing all over the place. She is enjoying herself.

771
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:32.800
<v Speaker 2>She's baffing around the cemetery She's like, I'm in my

772
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:38.320
<v Speaker 2>natural habitat. Kitty will like it, takes Kurt in her arms,

773
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:42.000
<v Speaker 2>looks the paieta.

774
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. It's the the pieta.

775
00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:55.199
<v Speaker 5>You're trying to say, yeah, just crater and Kurt's bought

776
00:42:55.199 --> 00:42:57.679
<v Speaker 5>it and also trying to force rice and seafood into

777
00:42:57.679 --> 00:42:58.119
<v Speaker 5>his mouth.

778
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:00.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, a delicious pett.

779
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:07.599
<v Speaker 2>That's that's a good Friday night. Oh no, they can't

780
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:09.239
<v Speaker 2>be Fridays. Catolics can't eat.

781
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:10.960
<v Speaker 1>No, you can't fishes.

782
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:19.159
<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh okay, right, that's why the fish is this? Okay, yeah, no,

783
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:23.639
<v Speaker 2>no that I watched The Foods That Made America. I know.

784
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:27.039
<v Speaker 3>I just think that's so funny that you're like, right, okay,

785
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:28.079
<v Speaker 3>quote of reference.

786
00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:32.039
<v Speaker 1>That's why.

787
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:35.320
<v Speaker 2>I recommend Next Men Evolution. I also recommend The Foods

788
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:38.880
<v Speaker 2>That Made America because, like they have, it's some of

789
00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:45.559
<v Speaker 2>the funniest reenactments like Roy Krock and the watch MC

790
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:49.800
<v Speaker 2>call it yeah, the one he's played by Mike Keen.

791
00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I forgot what the name of that movie is, but

792
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:53.519
<v Speaker 2>like the guy that got to play him, and The

793
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 2>Foods that Made America is like, this could look be

794
00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:59.480
<v Speaker 2>a wrestler and this is one moment where he sees

795
00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:01.960
<v Speaker 2>the flay and he like takes a bite of it

796
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, yes, this is good, but it's missing something.

797
00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:08.679
<v Speaker 2>And he dramatically takes a slice of cheese and puts

798
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:11.840
<v Speaker 2>it on the fish and they give it such an

799
00:44:11.920 --> 00:44:15.400
<v Speaker 2>orchestral head John dun and I'm like, the fish is

800
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:18.480
<v Speaker 2>born to let Catholics will eat a McDonald's on Fridays.

801
00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:19.679
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny.

802
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:24.119
<v Speaker 3>I saw a very serious play about translators during World

803
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:27.360
<v Speaker 3>War Two and one of the actors in it had

804
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:31.039
<v Speaker 3>been in Foods That Made America and I think he

805
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:34.320
<v Speaker 3>was in like the Twinkie episode or like the Devil

806
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:38.280
<v Speaker 3>Dog episode or something. And also he had played Johnny

807
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:41.039
<v Speaker 3>Knoxville in some other History.

808
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:43.159
<v Speaker 1>Channel show, and I was like, what a resume.

809
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:48.760
<v Speaker 2>So Rogue is still on the run. Now she's getting

810
00:44:48.760 --> 00:44:51.920
<v Speaker 2>attacked by Storm, but like Missique, can only look like

811
00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:55.119
<v Speaker 2>the other X men, she doesn't have their powers. So

812
00:44:55.159 --> 00:44:59.039
<v Speaker 2>she whips like a little explosive above Kitty Pride's edge

813
00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:04.760
<v Speaker 2>like I am Stole, I'm gonna get you, And I

814
00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:08.400
<v Speaker 2>feel so bad for Rogue. In this episode, she's terrified.

815
00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Jean Gray is there once again trying her best to help,

816
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:14.159
<v Speaker 2>and it's.

817
00:45:14.039 --> 00:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Not not helping.

818
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:22.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Eventually we get to near some power lines and

819
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:28.320
<v Speaker 2>one thing leads to another. Rogue takes Storm's powers and

820
00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:31.119
<v Speaker 2>she starts floating up into the air and it's just

821
00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:31.920
<v Speaker 2>like oh.

822
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:35.840
<v Speaker 3>Shit, and they're like, oh boy, she has these powers.

823
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.760
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't know how to control them. I don't think

824
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:38.360
<v Speaker 3>this is gonna end.

825
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Well.

826
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:44.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Storm has fallen into some water, so like Psyclopes

827
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:47.679
<v Speaker 2>is like getting in because there's some power lines. He

828
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:51.360
<v Speaker 2>picks up Storm. Jean Gray then lifts everyone out of

829
00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:53.480
<v Speaker 2>the water. Why it couldn't here, she just lifts Storm alone.

830
00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:55.760
<v Speaker 2>It'll probably be a lot less thing on her mind.

831
00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:59.960
<v Speaker 2>But you know, these are kids. These are children's child's

832
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:08.079
<v Speaker 2>oldiers at the X men R. So they eventually wrote

833
00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:13.079
<v Speaker 2>Dance Away and she ends up at this at the

834
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:16.239
<v Speaker 2>same school as as all the people who will terrorized her.

835
00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:21.559
<v Speaker 2>But now she's under the sway of mystique. Who is

836
00:46:21.800 --> 00:46:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if we mentioned she's the principal of

837
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the school.

838
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:27.599
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned that she transforms into a monster at some point.

839
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and but yes, she's the principal. She's very evil.

840
00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:39.119
<v Speaker 2>So it's lot of kids. Yeah, and like what I

841
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:42.320
<v Speaker 2>really could have done. I mean, we're gathering everybody in

842
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:47.039
<v Speaker 2>this one school. Eventually, like we're gonna get Quicksilver, one

843
00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:49.480
<v Speaker 2>of Magneto's kids. He's gonna be running around, He's going

844
00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:53.800
<v Speaker 2>to join the brother out of Evil mutans. Eventually we

845
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:57.159
<v Speaker 2>get Spike, another mutant who can like produce these like

846
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<v Speaker 2>bony spikes out of his arms and he loves skateboarding.

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<v Speaker 1>Sent similar to Wolverine.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, uh, and like that's all like our main cast,

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<v Speaker 2>and that that will hold us through the first season.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the second season they got more money, so

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<v Speaker 2>they got ever more voice actors. Yeah, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>just the casters explodes. We got we got Boom Boom,

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<v Speaker 2>we got Magma, we got I think Scarletich at one point,

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<v Speaker 2>we got Jubilee, we got mister multiple Man. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get X Men all over the place. And I want

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<v Speaker 2>to take our last few minutes and describe and one

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<v Speaker 2>of the saddest X Men name Forget Me Not. His

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<v Speaker 2>power is one of the worst powers because he can

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<v Speaker 2>never have friends because the minute you don't see Forget

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<v Speaker 2>Me Not, you forget about him.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so sad. Why would they do that?

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<v Speaker 2>He he like he is always there and like he'll

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<v Speaker 2>be like a cyclops. I found out this information by Magneto.

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00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:06.360
<v Speaker 2>It's like, thanks forgetting me not help. Oh what's that, Jubilee?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's just like it's so tragic, no wonder,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not like one of the canon ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, and they did. I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>some of my favorite X Men plot lines. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>really good plot line, the Utopia plot line. Okay, where

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<v Speaker 2>there I might mention before they're on an island outside

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<v Speaker 2>of San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes you did.

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<v Speaker 2>And at one point, like they're screening people who want

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<v Speaker 2>to be on the island and there's a series of

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00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:47.159
<v Speaker 2>psychic clones called the Stepford Cuckoos, and they point at

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00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:49.320
<v Speaker 2>one book and they're like, he's not immune, he's just

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<v Speaker 2>in blue body paint.

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00:48:53.079 --> 00:48:55.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, how many people would try that rift?

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00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean probably a lot.

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00:48:56.719 --> 00:48:59.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Frig's like got me in.

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00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Yah, then let's see it, like you also got Jubilee

883
00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:07.079
<v Speaker 2>at one point becomes a vampire.

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00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:10.280
<v Speaker 1>They were really trying some things.

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00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:12.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean it like if you look back at like

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<v Speaker 2>so in the comics, they also talk about Kurt's powers,

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00:49:17.159 --> 00:49:21.880
<v Speaker 2>like Kurt's Dad is a demon and you know, and

888
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:27.119
<v Speaker 2>he when he bams, he's not just like here and there,

889
00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:31.559
<v Speaker 2>he's actually like appearing in hell. He runs like a

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<v Speaker 2>few meters ahead and then he reappears like it just

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00:49:35.119 --> 00:49:39.039
<v Speaker 2>like Scott's optic blasts are not just energy, they are

892
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:44.199
<v Speaker 2>he opens up at his anguish Yeah, he opens up

893
00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:47.760
<v Speaker 2>a portal to another dimension that's full of kinetic energy. Okay,

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00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:50.519
<v Speaker 2>So like when when he hits you, it's not you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting burned, it's like you need punched over and over again.

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00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.639
<v Speaker 2>So the fans have called it opening up a dimension,

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00:49:55.880 --> 00:50:01.039
<v Speaker 2>opening up the punch dimension. The Danger Room is a mutant.

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00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:07.360
<v Speaker 2>The Danger Room gets comes to life and is its

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<v Speaker 2>own thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Uh do you did you see Deadpool Wolverine?

902
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:12.519
<v Speaker 5>No?

903
00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the main batguy that is Professor X is

904
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:23.800
<v Speaker 2>twin sister Cassandra Nova. She's Paul just like russa X cool,

905
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:31.159
<v Speaker 2>but she's like evil okay, and she like changes all

906
00:50:31.239 --> 00:50:35.880
<v Speaker 2>the X men's minds, so like she turns beast feral

907
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:40.639
<v Speaker 2>and she turned like reverts Wolverine to the boy he

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<v Speaker 2>was when he was first like when he was a

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<v Speaker 2>little kid, you know, back in like the eighteen eighties

910
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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, wo or eighteen sixties he fought in the

911
00:50:48.199 --> 00:50:53.639
<v Speaker 2>Civil War. Yeah, and he's just like, oh, like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the best at what I do. And he's making those

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<v Speaker 2>little papermen who are all like holding hands. And then

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<v Speaker 2>like he away from the beast who's chasing him, and

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00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:05.639
<v Speaker 2>like a beer, Like he runs into a fridge, a

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<v Speaker 2>beer hits in the head. He looks at he's remembers

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<v Speaker 2>who he is. He might have also invented beer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how did they bring him back from the dead?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's just X Men die all the time.

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00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:23.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Okay, Like in the last storyline they

921
00:51:23.639 --> 00:51:27.840
<v Speaker 2>were just had a resurrection machine. Yeah. Oh and then

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<v Speaker 2>after that plot line, there's another plot line where the

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00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:37.440
<v Speaker 2>X Men are abducted, okay, and by this group of

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00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:40.760
<v Speaker 2>aliens and that like Cyclops is like, you're just to

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00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:45.400
<v Speaker 2>become the world breaker. Yeah, and we're gonna shoot this

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00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:49.599
<v Speaker 2>bullet and it's just gonna keep hitting planets, okay, because

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00:51:49.679 --> 00:51:52.599
<v Speaker 2>we want to showcase has how strong we are. So

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00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Kitty Pride goes into the bullet is just keeping the

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00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:00.599
<v Speaker 2>bullet phased constantly and like but now just gone. She's

930
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:03.760
<v Speaker 2>flying through space, just stuck in this thing by herself.

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<v Speaker 2>And actually when Magneto shows up at Utopia, he brings

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<v Speaker 2>her back. Oh and like Neilly kills him because you

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<v Speaker 2>know he's older, but he's also just as yoked.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but don't worry. He's like what is his name?

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<v Speaker 2>J K.

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<v Speaker 1>Simmons, Like, oh, you know who else is a mutant?

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<v Speaker 2>Nay more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think this is a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>That ends my month. Thank you for joining me on

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<v Speaker 2>X Men month. I recommend almost anything x Men except

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<v Speaker 2>for new Muns. New Muons miss the mark too much. Yeah,

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00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:43.639
<v Speaker 2>it's a depressing look into the void.

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<v Speaker 3>For uh the first week of my birthday month, we

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<v Speaker 3>are going to do Turtles all the Way.

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<v Speaker 2>Down Turtle Oh okay, yeah, is that a John Green thing?

946
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<v Speaker 1>It's yes, a book and then a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right. Uh see, I always love.

948
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<v Speaker 3>Like when we swatches there's yeah, they're trying to solve

949
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<v Speaker 3>the mystery, not like official salutes. They're not Nancy jew sutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Their situation yours is gonna be teens loose. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>saying that this movie is teen Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love how like I'm always just like like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's my mom let's watch some Corteens. She's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get some hard any dramas in here.

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<v Speaker 3>This looks kind of like a comedy drama. I watched

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<v Speaker 3>half of it. I don't know how it ends.

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<v Speaker 2>I really hope it doesn't. Like just take the John

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<v Speaker 2>Green dramatic nose. Jove.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, agreed.

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<v Speaker 3>If you'd like to write us, you can write us

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<v Speaker 3>at Real teen Girls Talk at gmail dot com. We

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<v Speaker 3>have an Instagram that Frank moderates.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a website from my writings Franklincota dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>And guess what, I hope I can make it through

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<v Speaker 2>my other podcast while review Decrossing with my buddy Donnie

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<v Speaker 2>is back every other week, new.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode, and until next week.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Susie Coda, my phone Coda, Team Coda