Speaker 1: Welcome to seeing Girl Talking, Girl Talk. I'm Susie Cota Vancota,
Speaker 1: and this week we are X Men Evolutions.
Speaker 2: In my brand new apartment, recording in person for the
Speaker 2: first time in quite a while five years.
Speaker 3: I think Jesus, we may sound a little different. I
Speaker 3: am sitting at the end of a long table from Frank.
Speaker 3: So this is a heated debate about whether there is
Speaker 3: a butt shot in the beginning of this X Men
Speaker 3: show or not.
Speaker 2: I mean, everybody's hot for Woverine, like every animator who
Speaker 2: writes him. There's that one scene where him and Nightcrawler
Speaker 2: definitely boned down.
Speaker 1: Nightcrawler is like a team in this thing.
Speaker 2: During the comics. Okay, it's like when Nightcrawler is like OBM,
Speaker 2: super religious but also love to.
Speaker 3: Get down, Okay, and they're of like a comparable See
Speaker 3: we fall into the Edward Collin issue here, where Wolverine's
Speaker 3: like eighty bazillion years old.
Speaker 2: He's at least two hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So X Men Evolutions not to be confused with X
Speaker 3: Men ninety seven, which did happen when I had to
Speaker 3: ask Dill to take pictures of my notes today and
Speaker 3: send them to me because I took copious notes and
Speaker 3: then I left them at home. He was like, didn't
Speaker 3: you guys already watch that? I was like, that was
Speaker 3: X Men ninety seven. We watched X Men Evolutions, which
Speaker 3: apparently is his X Men. He had the chance to
Speaker 3: watch cartoons with me last night and he chose not to.
Speaker 1: Because he's doing work. But he's like, X.
Speaker 3: Men Evolutions is my favorite. So just no, dear listener
Speaker 3: who asked for more Dill. We could have had him
Speaker 3: on this episode, but he's too dedicated to his craft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta give it to him. The man's the
Speaker 2: man works hard and he plays hard.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. It makes them sound like a
Speaker 3: finance bro. He's just doing eight balls on the weekend,
Speaker 3: which is not what he is doing. He's usually meal
Speaker 3: prepping and not in like the bro way. It's like
Speaker 3: he makes chicken stock and stuff. It's I come home
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh no, we're gonna have more jars
Speaker 3: of like indescribable liquid in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: So X Men Evolutions. They are teens question Mark. They
Speaker 1: all look middle aged.
Speaker 2: They all look middle aged, but they're teens for some reason.
Speaker 1: Cyclopes looks like a dad who's disappointed at me.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, Cyclops and Jean Gray live at the
Speaker 2: Institute for Gifted Youngsters, but they don't go to school
Speaker 2: at the Institute for Gifted Youngsters.
Speaker 1: And they alto do not look like gifted youngsters.
Speaker 3: On this scale of whiny cyclops, this Scott slash Cyclops
Speaker 3: is much less whiny than previous ones. I'd say, so, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like he doesn't seem he's more agro, for sure.
Speaker 3: He's like, you want to see what happens when I
Speaker 3: take my glasses off? And he means silzapia, but he's not.
Speaker 3: I felt like X Men ninety seven. Scott is very
Speaker 3: high on the list of whiny cyclopsies Cyclops high cyclopsis,
Speaker 3: cyclopsis CCS.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's just like, oh, my wife became the
Speaker 2: goblin queen. I have two wives now, which big love.
Speaker 3: Do you know how many men on Reddit or trying
Speaker 3: to get your setup and it just happened upon you
Speaker 3: and you literally ran away, he said, I can't deal
Speaker 3: and run away.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I don't think they want the exact
Speaker 2: same setup because they want trad wives.
Speaker 1: But and not wives that can like definitely beat them up.
Speaker 2: What they need is they want another mom, yes, because
Speaker 2: they're gross, Well you want to partner, not another parent.
Speaker 1: Frike like really spiraled out thinking about X Men ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Cyclops, I'm just thinking about like whiny guys on Reddito's
Speaker 2: like it's just a cook and clean it was supposed
Speaker 2: to Like you're supposed to do that too, idiot. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Frank's like, anyway, Jean Gray, like we start off at
Speaker 2: a football game that will soon be ruined by the
Speaker 2: X Men.
Speaker 1: Of course you can. You can the way that this
Speaker 1: game is so wholly ruined.
Speaker 3: But like, I guess it does make the news, but
Speaker 3: I feel like it's making the news for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 2: So uh, Cyclops. Jeane is taking like she's part of
Speaker 2: the yearbook club. She's taking pictures of her maybe boyfriend Duncan,
Speaker 2: who's a football player. It's hard to tell, yeah, Gene,
Speaker 2: because Jene brings that heat to literally everyone she talks to,
Speaker 2: like everyone like male female jeans hit, like sending flirt
Speaker 2: vibes out there.
Speaker 3: But I mean the other part is later Professor X
Speaker 3: will utilize her as sort of like a charm to
Speaker 3: like bring kitty pride. I have to say, this is
Speaker 3: one of the first things I've watched where Kitty Pride.
Speaker 1: Has showed up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how come she's so much less utilized
Speaker 3: in other things?
Speaker 2: I think because of sometimes a lot of people can't
Speaker 2: figure out how to write her powers because they are
Speaker 2: a bit of a deal breaker, like not evely deal breaker,
Speaker 2: but like, oh, we can't trap her in things.
Speaker 1: Because she could just get they were like a little lame.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought her powers were a little lame.
Speaker 3: I mean, and can't they like if to refer back
Speaker 3: to X Men ninety seven, can't they just put one
Speaker 3: of those power coolers on her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mean so like.
Speaker 3: That's the thing in X Men ninety seven, And it's
Speaker 3: amazing they got anything done because everyone seemed to have
Speaker 3: arm cannons and anti power collars.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, well, Kitty Pride was in X Men least
Speaker 2: stand and I do not remember that, but Kitty was
Speaker 2: played by Elliott Page.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I do.
Speaker 2: And he had to deal with the Juggernaut that was
Speaker 2: and that was edited in after there was this one
Speaker 2: video that somebody made of like on the drumer not bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, I remember that being a meme for a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, another meme that's way better that ended up
Speaker 2: in Sonic The hedgetok. Three was the meme that Shadow
Speaker 2: loves Latinas Oh my God, because like, I'll put the
Speaker 2: video in the description, but like somebody edited the audio
Speaker 2: where it's like Sonic and Shadow are fighting and Sonic's like,
Speaker 2: give me back my passport, and like Shadow like is
Speaker 2: holding his pastors, like why don't even want to go
Speaker 2: to Mexico? I just love Latina's Sonic what God? And
Speaker 2: he runs away.
Speaker 3: The only thing I know about Shadow is he has
Speaker 3: a gun in a motorcycle.
Speaker 2: Well that's why he's watching the Tail Novilla and he's
Speaker 2: just like, oh do you never know that she killed
Speaker 2: both of them. She's not a price to be one.
Speaker 1: But that movie was so much better than it had
Speaker 1: any business being.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so far my movie of twenty twenty five, You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to try really hard The Gorge, because I
Speaker 2: wanna watch you next. It's that movie with It's Miles
Speaker 2: Taylor and Anya Taylor Joy are two operatives on the
Speaker 2: opposite side of a gorge, and they are not supposed
Speaker 2: to talk to one another, but they are communicating via
Speaker 2: signs and they're also guarding a gate into Hell.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna have to sell me on that movie
Speaker 1: because that.
Speaker 2: I'll show you the trailer. The trailer sold me on it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that sounds like nonsense.
Speaker 2: It's probably okay anyway. So Jean, like we were, Jean
Speaker 2: Gray is has her default outfit, which is pink sweater
Speaker 2: mid drift showing high wasted pants, high wasted khaki pants
Speaker 2: like but like you know, with pockets and all that
Speaker 2: jazz like Jenko's.
Speaker 1: Like, they're not like Jenko's at all. They're fitted and pleated.
Speaker 2: I feel like they're way bigger.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Jean Gray.
Speaker 3: Is roughly seven feet tall with the proportions of this
Speaker 3: because somehow they're so high wasted, but you could still
Speaker 3: see her belly button. Yeah, and we're also introduced to Toad,
Speaker 3: a character I did not care for.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at so many pockets on these.
Speaker 1: Pants, who is rude and has tewed.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you're wondering, have you seen Toad before? If
Speaker 2: you saw the first X Men movie, he's the one.
Speaker 2: Halle Berry said, too, do you know what happens to
Speaker 2: a Toad in lightning, the same thing that happens to
Speaker 2: everyone else. Then she kills him. Well, he's a straight
Speaker 2: murdercy of the lighting bolt.
Speaker 1: I feel Okay, So I feel like.
Speaker 3: In this show they did not know necessarily what they
Speaker 3: wanted to do with Wolverine in the first three episodes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the same thing about Storm.
Speaker 3: I feel like both an X Men ninety seven and
Speaker 3: an X Men Evolution, Storm kind of shows up, but
Speaker 3: there's not any like shouldn't get anything to do really.
Speaker 2: Well because the problem is like when Storm shows up,
Speaker 2: the flight's just kind of over. Yeah, storms just kind
Speaker 2: of bring ell down upon the world or helld down
Speaker 2: upon the racist.
Speaker 3: Because like in this we see Wolverine, he's like at
Speaker 3: a roadside store reasons unknown, location unknown. He keeps calling
Speaker 3: a man who chronologically is probably younger than him but
Speaker 3: looks older than him bub and then slices off the
Speaker 3: top of a glass bottle. This is how you know
Speaker 3: this is like twenty five years old because he's buying
Speaker 3: water in glass bottles.
Speaker 1: Drinks out of it like a glass.
Speaker 3: The elderly man who runs the store is like completely
Speaker 3: put out about this.
Speaker 1: Is this where Logan smells Sabertooth, No, that.
Speaker 2: Happens at a different time. He instead just sees that
Speaker 2: there's an explosion of the school, assumes it's the kids.
Speaker 3: Yes, which was like a safe bed because it was
Speaker 3: so Psyclops is like, I don't like bullying of frog
Speaker 3: men or toad.
Speaker 2: Men, Okay, I don't. I also agree, I don't like
Speaker 2: bullying of anyone. But Toad was stealing.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 3: This is I feel like this show Challenges is a
Speaker 3: change in US.
Speaker 1: Challenges is us. I don't know why I can't say
Speaker 1: that set.
Speaker 3: Of words right out the gates, because Toad is pretty unlikable.
Speaker 1: He's stealing.
Speaker 2: He has a weird theme song that just sounds like
Speaker 2: weird rap, like rap beats.
Speaker 3: It sounds like they were trying to make a psa
Speaker 3: about the existence of Toad and used so like.
Speaker 1: What do they call it?
Speaker 3: Like copyright free music? Yes, and so Toad. Toad's whole
Speaker 3: grift is kind of cool. He hangs on the bottom
Speaker 3: of the bleachers and just pickpockets. But this is not
Speaker 3: a great plan because he's going super slow and they
Speaker 3: catch him. So then the football players in the middle
Speaker 3: of this game where they're just stomping. The other team
Speaker 3: clock toaed pickpocketing, and they're like, let's leave the field.
Speaker 3: No one will notice, including Toad the man pickpocketing to
Speaker 3: curb stomp Toad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Scott Summer shows up. I think he's talking
Speaker 2: to one of his human friends and he notices that
Speaker 2: he's just been pitpocketed. He goes underneath the thing.
Speaker 3: And he confronts the football players and they're like, get
Speaker 3: out of here, Summers. So Scott is a known annoying
Speaker 3: person and he's like, no way. So then I can't
Speaker 3: remember if it's total or one of the football players
Speaker 3: hits his glasses off and he just like zaps all
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: Well no, hell yeah, he zapps I think dunk in.
Speaker 2: And then his optic blast also takes out a enormous
Speaker 2: propane tank that's very close to everything. There's a massive fireball,
Speaker 2: and thankfully Professer is able to cover up the damage.
Speaker 3: Me because a cop is like interrogetting Duncan who can't
Speaker 3: remember anything, and then the cop gets his brain scrambled.
Speaker 1: And they're like oh no, and so he saves the day.
Speaker 3: But I have some questions about the ethics of this.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing to think about is if
Speaker 2: pressor X didn't have this telepathy power, the X Men
Speaker 2: would not be able to exist. No, if he had
Speaker 2: any other power.
Speaker 3: If you like, what's that word you used last week?
Speaker 3: Soson no, no, no, the where they're like a game ending, oh, mutant.
Speaker 3: He's an omega mutant for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like we saw that in X Men two
Speaker 2: where he they're gonna use him to kill all mutants.
Speaker 2: Then Magneta's like, oh no, let's just do a switcher
Speaker 2: roo and you're gonna kill all the humans.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Magneta is so such a bad boy.
Speaker 3: So okay, here's the thing, Frank, I'm going to be
Speaker 3: vulnerable for a moment. I think I might have been
Speaker 3: attracted to Magneto in X Men ninety seven. This Magneto
Speaker 3: is like a weird sort of window dweller.
Speaker 2: He's basically just a Disney villain.
Speaker 1: Yes, you only see his eyes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, like, bring me a Magneto who has long
Speaker 3: flowing locks.
Speaker 1: Is crazy, yoked up and.
Speaker 3: Like sort of morally ambiguous in a way that makes
Speaker 3: him very mysterious.
Speaker 2: Okay, where he's.
Speaker 1: Like, am I good or bad? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Look at my bus steps and I'm like I'm looking respectually.
Speaker 2: Okay, so a few things. First, I'm just like imagining
Speaker 2: him at the gym, just being like, it's like this
Speaker 2: is so much easier with my powers. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: great question.
Speaker 1: How does he get to yoke?
Speaker 3: Does he has just lifting?
Speaker 2: Maybe he's lifting like things up. Yeah, he has to
Speaker 2: be holding like concrete because he can't lift metal.
Speaker 3: Because he'd be like, boo, that's me lifting a super
Speaker 3: heavy dumbbell with one figure Magneto.
Speaker 2: And also he's running into the same problem as Poison IVY,
Speaker 2: where now they're just anti heroes. Is getting really hard
Speaker 2: to pretend they're wrong.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean.
Speaker 3: That's this is what I'm saying about the moral ambiguity,
Speaker 3: where Magneto is like, yes, I hate humans, but cure
Speaker 3: me out. And we're like, I'm listening.
Speaker 2: So he's like, cure me out and pointing to a
Speaker 2: thing that's like a big the X through humans and
Speaker 2: then you're over to his right or his left. He's like,
Speaker 2: hear me and just pointed his muscles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the same way I felt about Cable.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not even sure what cable stands for,
Speaker 3: but he's gone of a Daddy's.
Speaker 2: Cable stands for I want to kill this one mute
Speaker 2: who doomed the future. I stand for the needs of
Speaker 2: the many at weigh the needs of the lawn.
Speaker 1: Sure sounds good, bro.
Speaker 2: Star Trek Baby, But okay, so the X men have
Speaker 2: caused innumerable damage to the school. Yeah, and meanwhile Storm
Speaker 2: is off picking up their newest member, because right now
Speaker 2: the School for Gifted Youngsters includes Storm Fresser, X, Cyclops,
Speaker 2: and Jean Gray end of list. Yes they have now
Speaker 2: they each have an individual like guardian basically. But meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Wolverine's on his way home and Kurt shows up. Kurt Nightcrawler.
Speaker 2: He's blue and that freaks out Cyclone because he's the
Speaker 2: parly I has been born here and only knows Jane Gray.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like Cyclopes because Kurrent only has three
Speaker 3: fingers and he has like a little tail with a what.
Speaker 1: Would you call that at the endail a little devil.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cute.
Speaker 3: But Scott already is like kind of dubious about this,
Speaker 3: which made me dubious about Scott. But then Professor X gives, uh,
Speaker 3: what is his name?
Speaker 1: I like had it? Night Crawler a little watch.
Speaker 3: It like, it looks a little I'm try that looks
Speaker 3: like a little digital watch that makes him appear human.
Speaker 1: And they more or less tell him like.
Speaker 3: You're beautiful as you are, but just so you know,
Speaker 3: you know, you can do this, so that you can
Speaker 3: pass through different spaces without having to get hassled.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, as Cyclops gives him like.
Speaker 3: A tour of the ground because Kurt, Kurt gets pulled into,
Speaker 3: you know, one of those situations we all do. Toad
Speaker 3: shows up at the house as a spy for Mistique.
Speaker 1: I really did not.
Speaker 3: I'm such a ding dong did not realize it was
Speaker 3: Mistique because when she transformed out of the principle into
Speaker 3: that big scary monster, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: there's a monster in the school, not thinking like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a Mistique in her super cool outfit. So Mistique
Speaker 3: is like, Toad, if you don't want me to straight
Speaker 3: and murder you, I need you to go and figure
Speaker 3: out what's going on with Cyclops.
Speaker 2: And he's like okay.
Speaker 3: So then Cyclops is like, hey, the professor sends to
Speaker 3: you with cerebro. Why don't you come check out what's
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well yeah, and Toad. Like, Toad shows up like
Speaker 2: and like he's just like, I know what you are, Summer,
Speaker 2: You're just like me. I'm gonna tongue off your glass.
Speaker 1: It was like very aggressive and.
Speaker 2: I was just now not pumped on him. But Toad's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show up anyway. And I wearing a costume.
Speaker 2: Where did I get this costume?
Speaker 1: Was he wearing a cashion I thought it was just
Speaker 1: the same clothes.
Speaker 2: No, he's wearing this. Like his costume looks kind of
Speaker 2: like this isn't gonna be a pool that you're probably
Speaker 2: not gonna get.
Speaker 1: It's totally I'm sorry, too cool for that was too
Speaker 1: nerdy for you.
Speaker 2: Come on, what Darson this is going? He looks like
Speaker 2: a toad Man from Mega Man two, Okay, like Mega
Speaker 2: Man three. I'm not sure where a toad Man showed up.
Speaker 1: He also gets called stink Boy by Logan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's it's much like a Tom Hardy and
Speaker 2: Venom thing where you're like, oh, he probably got some
Speaker 2: bad smells on him.
Speaker 3: He I mean, it's amazing because this is a cartoon,
Speaker 3: but Toad does look like he's stinky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he gets surprised by Kurt they accidentally teleport
Speaker 2: into the danger room. Cyclops has to like basically blast
Speaker 2: his way through. Wolverine decides to threaten him, which is
Speaker 2: never a fun time again.
Speaker 3: They like Wolverine shows up to Saunter around, shows up
Speaker 3: to sort of participate in this danger room thing, and
Speaker 3: then goes on a complete side quest. We get no
Speaker 3: backstory about why he and Sabertooth hate each other.
Speaker 2: That's the next episode.
Speaker 1: Frank, Sure, but he's like, I smell saber Tooth, takes
Speaker 1: off to find saber Tooth. How far away can he
Speaker 1: smell saber Tooth?
Speaker 2: Pretty far? Saber Tooths got a musk to him.
Speaker 1: They are definitely into each other.
Speaker 2: And so I'm not going to fight you on this.
Speaker 3: They're rolling around, Logan is calling saber Tooth old man.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that a furry pillow?
Speaker 1: Is that a furry pillow?
Speaker 2: That's a that's the protagonist joker for PERSONA five. That's
Speaker 2: so it is a furry pellaw. He has a cat.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, please continue.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say this joker. I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 1: There's no coming back from it, because.
Speaker 2: I can fall down a rabbit hole so easily. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna do it. I'm just gonna I'm gonna describe
Speaker 2: the percent of five you're gonna was gonna roll to
Speaker 2: the back your head.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I'm just going to continue from
Speaker 3: now on to point at things in your apartment and say,
Speaker 3: is that a furry fellow?
Speaker 1: No one can see whether it is or not.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna answer what it actually is. So yeah,
Speaker 2: So eventually Toe gets chased away. He wears his costume
Speaker 2: to school, like Mystique, like, you need to do better
Speaker 2: than this. You're part of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
Speaker 1: Now, well, she brought up a really good point.
Speaker 3: She was like, you were in the mansion with Scott
Speaker 3: and then you left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's She's like, I'm sure the professor use
Speaker 2: your powers. He use his powers on you, so you
Speaker 2: can't remember a thing, and he just chases up and
Speaker 2: here's my thing, is mystique real quick? You could just.
Speaker 1: Look like Scott she does later she does in the
Speaker 1: third episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just walk in because apparently, well apparently first access
Speaker 2: and sensing her.
Speaker 1: He's not sensing her.
Speaker 3: But also I feel like if she was in the house,
Speaker 3: he would, I guess a good point, because yeah, because
Speaker 3: she is using her powers all over the place.
Speaker 2: So I just want to also just I feel Hermiss
Speaker 2: that we haven't mentioned because we're seeing mystique. I want
Speaker 2: to just bring up one of the og greatest X
Speaker 2: Men writers, Chris Claremont. Chris Claremont was like pre Joss Whedon,
Speaker 2: Joss Whedon. Okay, So there's this whole plot line in
Speaker 2: Avengers which Miss Captain Marvel was a part of it
Speaker 2: before she was Miss Marvel and she became Captain Marvel.
Speaker 2: So Captain Marvel, like, I don't want to describe it
Speaker 2: because it's just really not great. Something bad happens to
Speaker 2: her and the rest of the Avengers because a baby
Speaker 2: is involved. They're like, oh, everything's cool, and Chris Claremont
Speaker 2: is the only one of them to be like, no,
Speaker 2: what happened was horrifying. Miss Marvel is gonna turn against
Speaker 2: all of you, yeah, and she's gonna be like, you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm gonna hang with the X Men.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And that's actually how she encounters Rogue, and Rogue sucks
Speaker 2: her powers away from her and puts her in a coma,
Speaker 2: and then Rogue becomes a good guy because she's being
Speaker 2: influenced by Captain Marvel and that's how she can fly
Speaker 2: and is super strong. But Chris Claremont had a whole
Speaker 2: plot line and he pitched that they did not do
Speaker 2: where Miss Stique was in love with this other woman
Speaker 2: named Destiny and they wanted to have a kid together.
Speaker 2: So Miss Stique was going to become a man to
Speaker 2: impregnant Destiny. That's so cool, but they're like that, the
Speaker 2: editors like this is this is like nineteen eighties where
Speaker 2: this is too far ahead for us. Chris Kinmon is like,
Speaker 2: I want some next little shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like it a visionary Yeah, So.
Speaker 2: We're gonna hop into our second episode, we're gonna get
Speaker 2: two reclutes, reclutes roots. So Kitty Kitty Pride is at
Speaker 2: home asleep in her bed. She has a dream where
Speaker 2: she's falling and she phases through the floor and her
Speaker 2: parents are just like, oh my god, you're a mutant.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna not deal with this. Well, it's not
Speaker 2: as bad as an X Men two where ice Man's
Speaker 2: parents like have you tried not being im mute?
Speaker 1: And like Iceman's like, I'm too angsty, I could.
Speaker 2: Never and they cut the huge Ackman just holding a
Speaker 2: bit sign and says, this is a game metaphor. Do
Speaker 2: you get it? Get its a gay metaphor. Which that's
Speaker 2: why the X Men work, because it's not about like
Speaker 2: race or sexuality, it's just about the discrimination they have
Speaker 2: to face. Yes, and so oh, I forgot to say.
Speaker 2: Kurt's not sure if he In the first episode, Kurt's
Speaker 2: not sure he's gonna stay, and Cyclops is just like
Speaker 2: then he sees their big experimental plane, and Kurt is,
Speaker 2: just like, you guys have a big experimental plane. I
Speaker 2: think I'll stay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's a good as reason, a good
Speaker 3: as a reason as any.
Speaker 1: There we go. I struggled through it. Yeah, I swished through.
Speaker 1: I persevered, not.
Speaker 2: Unless she persisted. So Kurt and Scott are going to
Speaker 2: school that day. They run into Mystique. Kurt's apparently eating
Speaker 2: burgers for breakfast almost every day, which, boy, I wish
Speaker 2: I had that metapolism back and could do that. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Scott's just like, I'm gonna make sure he's a good boy.
Speaker 2: Missus dark Home, which is Mystique's actual last.
Speaker 3: Name, and Professor Xavier sends Kitty pride Go through the floor,
Speaker 3: so he brings Geen to come and woo her to
Speaker 3: the side of the gifted school, and Jean's sort of like,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of pressure and I don't know how
Speaker 3: into this I am. And the Parressa is like it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Meanwhile, Kitty Pride is just trying to live her life.
Speaker 2: Some mean girls decide to shove her in a locker
Speaker 2: and then she just phazes her way back through.
Speaker 3: And then we get to meet the dud of all duds. Lance,
Speaker 3: yeahand stand him. Lance sucks, Frank, Why did they make
Speaker 3: Lance look so goofy when he uses his powers.
Speaker 2: Because he's just coming into them. Uh okay, so he
Speaker 2: did exactly what Lance does. He rolls his eyes in
Speaker 2: the back of his head and he kind of holds
Speaker 2: his arms out and like shakes him a little bit.
Speaker 2: He will eventually become a good guy. He's also dressed like,
Speaker 2: what's his ass for my so called life? Jordan Jordan Kalana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lance is a straight up dud. Like I know
Speaker 3: how they are trying to write him. They are trying
Speaker 3: to write him like a charming back boy.
Speaker 1: Lance. His power stinks, he stinks. His reasoning is dumb.
Speaker 1: Lance is I'm going.
Speaker 3: To say, operating on sort of like a very loose,
Speaker 3: too shaky.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: That was I wasn't even trying to go there, but
Speaker 3: sure that was purposeful.
Speaker 1: Sort of hierarchy of beliefs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's telling his two he has like three
Speaker 2: cronies who he uses his powers to threaten, and like
Speaker 2: he's like, we're going to use that girl's ability to
Speaker 2: face through walls. He doesn't say it this way. He's like,
Speaker 2: she's gonna get us those midterm scores.
Speaker 3: Their initial plan is very dumb, is they're going to
Speaker 3: go through the vents system.
Speaker 1: It would be less obtrusive.
Speaker 3: To just walk into the classroom when it was unoccupied.
Speaker 3: But then they realized that the ven system is alarmed,
Speaker 3: so they can't do that, and they're like, oh shocks,
Speaker 3: how are we gonna get it? So Lance looks out
Speaker 3: to where the long jump is happening. I did not
Speaker 3: go to a regular high school. I don't know if
Speaker 3: a long jump is the thing, But Kitty Pride is
Speaker 3: getting bullied, so he uses his ridiculous power to no
Speaker 3: one notices this is happening. He ruptures the Earth on
Speaker 3: the way to the long jump, and then mounds a
Speaker 3: bunch of sand onto one of the girl bullies and
Speaker 3: Kitty Pride, and then he sort of like gives Kitty
Speaker 3: Pride a salute.
Speaker 1: Kitty Pride somehow.
Speaker 3: Knows what's going on, even though she didn't see his
Speaker 3: power be fully used when he was spray painting the
Speaker 3: school and I have to give it to the custodial staff.
Speaker 3: It's cleaned up almost immediately. Lance has spray painted on
Speaker 3: his face, also cleaned up. But she faces out of
Speaker 3: the locker and when he's like, oh, you're just like me,
Speaker 3: he shakes the earth, but I don't really like do anything.
Speaker 3: So the fact that the earth is rupturing, no one notices,
Speaker 3: and Kitty Pride's like, oh, it's Lance.
Speaker 1: What's his name, quick Star Avalanche name is Dom.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, back at the Gifted Institute, so.
Speaker 1: Nobody is in school today.
Speaker 2: By the way, Kurt and Scott are coming home. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Wolverine is cleaning his motorcycle, singingly on the roof, like
Speaker 2: and he goes he's like saber tube.
Speaker 3: The fact that this man is so honed into saber
Speaker 3: tooth smell. We have no idea of the history. I
Speaker 3: am not a comic book nerd, so Frank probably knows
Speaker 3: their long and storied history.
Speaker 1: I have no idea why these two have beef and
Speaker 1: the shows like you know what's going on. I'm like
Speaker 1: going out? Why does he care?
Speaker 2: I just think how much goof your saber tubes? Like
Speaker 2: usual outfit is because like, for some reason in this
Speaker 2: show he's wearing like a long brown coat. He really
Speaker 2: reminds me of I thought he was Craving The Hunter.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this credent? I thought he was DC.
Speaker 2: No, curve in the Hunter is a is Marvel and
Speaker 2: he hates he hates Spiderrin. This is saber Tooth's normal outfit. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that they basically put Leev Schreiber in something
Speaker 3: like that when he was Sabertooth right, No.
Speaker 2: They only dressed to leave Schreiber and like black this
Speaker 2: is this is leave driver.
Speaker 3: He looks like Logan there, Yeah, that's that's kind of
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Saber Toob is like, I'm the worst you. They could
Speaker 2: have done the X program thing to me and give
Speaker 2: me ad amantium.
Speaker 1: Okay, why did he travel all this distance to find Logan?
Speaker 2: Because much like a lot of people, he just hates Logan.
Speaker 1: People need hobbies.
Speaker 2: Logan has a lot of people that just straight up
Speaker 2: hate his guts.
Speaker 1: Why does Logan care?
Speaker 3: Like Frank, I don't understand any of their motivations.
Speaker 2: It's just like a blood feud they've had for years.
Speaker 3: So they're like would my cats tussle at night where
Speaker 3: they're just like on board, one smacks the other and
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden they're running around.
Speaker 2: You know that Robert De Niro Semester Saloon movie, like
Speaker 2: where they're both boxers and they said.
Speaker 1: The grudge grudge match.
Speaker 2: Like they have a big fight. That's kind of it.
Speaker 2: They're just old men punching each other in the face. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it's very embarrassing. While back at Kitty Pride, she Jean
Speaker 2: Gray's like, I'm just like you look, I have telekinesis
Speaker 2: and telepathy, and Kitty Pride's like, what runs away?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're asking a lot of her.
Speaker 4: I feel like, even though it seems the way they
Speaker 4: have Kitty Pride behave seems ridiculous, I also feel like
Speaker 4: it's realistic and that's how I would be or I
Speaker 4: would just.
Speaker 3: Be like, oh no, because like the way Jean Gray
Speaker 3: decides to sort of bring in Kitty ford Is by
Speaker 3: like telekinesis sing a mask around and Kitty Friends like,
Speaker 3: I am not into this Like it would have.
Speaker 2: It would have been as funn as she yelled you're
Speaker 2: a witch and runs away.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, because then Jean's like, I'm in your head,
Speaker 3: you believe me.
Speaker 1: And Kitty Friend's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Okay, I just want to out there, and one and
Speaker 2: in one continuity, Jean Gray says to Spider Man like,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm really glad to meet you. You're one
Speaker 2: of the first guys I've ever talked to who hasn't
Speaker 2: imagined me naked. And then he goes, She goes until now,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's not his fault. Yes, don't think
Speaker 2: of pink Elephants. Well, the first thing you do Pink
Speaker 2: Elephants is like, that's the ultimate It comics only gave
Speaker 2: us all, like the best thing that gives the males morales.
Speaker 2: The rest of it is just trash for the most part.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not. That's not fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the Ultimate comics are so edgy?
Speaker 1: Do you not care for a genius?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, uh, Wolverine gets angry because Scott and Kirk
Speaker 2: basically stop him from fighting Saber too.
Speaker 3: Well, they really do get in the way because Logan
Speaker 3: chops Sabertooth's motorcycle in half somehow, and then it ends
Speaker 3: up him and Logan and Sabertooth are like throwing cars
Speaker 3: at each other. It is patently ridiculous because.
Speaker 2: They can't use their claws on one another, like we
Speaker 2: can't get Wolverine all bloody. Oh. He also has a
Speaker 2: very dramatic like suit up.
Speaker 3: And then Logan is wearing sort of like a French
Speaker 3: cut suit where it's like cut very dramatically in towards
Speaker 3: his biceps or like his pecks and his biceps are
Speaker 3: all showing. But they're throwing cars all over the place.
Speaker 3: And then Scott's car gets crushed by a motorcycle and
Speaker 3: he's like, oh man, these two weirdos are fighting. What
Speaker 3: did you think was going to happen? Did you think
Speaker 3: your car was not going to be crushed?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I hate this note that says when we have
Speaker 2: muting powers, we wear pink.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think it's both Kitty Pride and Jean Gray are
Speaker 2: both wearing pink. Kitty Pride's normal outfa is like a
Speaker 2: cardigan that's button at the top button and a yellow
Speaker 2: shirt and she's wearing capri pants. So oh and I
Speaker 2: also have in my notes it's Kitty's no snitch. And
Speaker 2: because like the bullies are like like they're like what
Speaker 2: happened Pride, She's like nothing's looking strongly at the bullies.
Speaker 2: And also a third point, Lance says, you can run,
Speaker 2: but you can't high because I'm going to rock your world.
Speaker 2: It's a really dumb but it's a really chilling line.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, and like Lance threatens Jean Gray, and I'm just like, dude,
Speaker 2: she will close your wing pipe. Jean Gray like didn't
Speaker 2: need the Phoenix force to turn her into like a
Speaker 2: mass murder.
Speaker 3: So what Lance does is like pretty awful. He brings
Speaker 3: the whole building, the theater arts building. Why they were stealing
Speaker 3: a test in the theater arts building is beyond my comprehension.
Speaker 2: It's like, I need these test answers about a miss.
Speaker 3: If you can't pass drama on your own. Well, so
Speaker 3: he brings the whole school.
Speaker 1: Down around them.
Speaker 3: Jeane uses her powers to protect both Kitty Pride and
Speaker 3: Kitty Pride's parents. Obviously, her parents are brought up were
Speaker 3: to the side of logic and They're like, we were
Speaker 3: so wrong. Amazing to hear we love to hear it.
Speaker 3: And Kitty Pride's like, okay, yeah, this makes sense, I'll
Speaker 3: join the X Men. So then and Lance runs away
Speaker 3: like a coward and a dope. Good riddance. In the
Speaker 3: third episode, we're gonna meet Rogue, who I did not
Speaker 3: know until I watched this episode last night.
Speaker 2: A parent is a goth, okay.
Speaker 1: A little baby goth who is the woman who was
Speaker 1: like keeping her.
Speaker 2: Oh that that's Destiny.
Speaker 1: Oh was very rude to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was not fun. So yeah, Destiny is like Rogues
Speaker 2: at this dance, and once again the jocks are just
Speaker 2: like come home and go talk to her, go dance
Speaker 2: with her, and uh, like Rogue is where Rogue's default
Speaker 2: outfit is like a tank top a skirt and like
Speaker 2: mesh all over it. It's a good looks and gloves.
Speaker 2: And she accidentally touches the boy and she absorbs his power.
Speaker 2: His power, so his memories and his ability.
Speaker 3: I mean, she does have a flash of how to
Speaker 3: do like some sort of blocking move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh, like she escapes, she's in the wind.
Speaker 1: We cut to the she's in the wind.
Speaker 2: What that means I'll explain what it means. We take
Speaker 2: what the big sale in the Wind means, just like
Speaker 2: like you're out and about, like you're afraid.
Speaker 1: This is an old person saying. Is this a nerd saying?
Speaker 1: How does one be in the wind?
Speaker 2: It's like something from like spy movies. Okay, Dinger, Taylor
Speaker 2: Soldial Brogue.
Speaker 3: The funniest part is Destiny. So Destiny has to call
Speaker 3: him the Steak.
Speaker 1: And be like, I don't know, I lost the girl
Speaker 1: and the Steke's what wrong with the Steak?
Speaker 3: Is a very abusive boss. I think on Undercover Boss
Speaker 3: everyone would just be talking about how they don't like her.
Speaker 3: But Destiny's like, look, I did everything I could. I
Speaker 3: told her she had an allergy to people. I guess
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the allergy thing was. And then
Speaker 3: she's like and I dressed her like that?
Speaker 1: And I was like, yo, Destiny, is that like a slight.
Speaker 3: Against Goss because Rogue it's the best dress of anyone
Speaker 3: on this show.
Speaker 1: And she's like basically saying she dressed Rogue to be antisocial.
Speaker 1: I mean, meanwhile, the jocks are like, oh, mude, she's pretty,
Speaker 1: should talk to her. And then the Ruge's like, gotcha,
Speaker 1: now you're bad at pigskin.
Speaker 3: So so, uh, like I took all your huddle powers.
Speaker 2: I don't want to name this after dude, but no
Speaker 2: I can say I took all your huddle powers. But
Speaker 2: it callotes rogue. So had the X mansion. There's somebody
Speaker 2: breaking in and he's getting through all the danger room things.
Speaker 2: He's crawling through the vance. Guess what it's Woverine And
Speaker 2: like this is what we in the IT business called
Speaker 2: penetration tests, where it's a test defenses. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 2: of IT terms are.
Speaker 1: Perverted, surprise, suprised. They're also Wolverine has never used a computer?
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 1: God, wouldn't it be so funny though?
Speaker 3: And then you see him logging on AOL online. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, does Wolverine have glasses? I know he does
Speaker 3: canonically in logan.
Speaker 2: But I think not at this point. Only when he
Speaker 2: gets really old.
Speaker 1: I love when he has the readers. Yeah yet see
Speaker 1: if cartoon Wolverine has glasses? Please continue?
Speaker 2: Okay, So he's just like maybe we should put some
Speaker 2: like some nerve gas in the vents and for sex.
Speaker 2: It's like and like ever gives him a look and
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, maybe knockout gas. I'm just like, do
Speaker 2: you want these children to be dragging bodies out of
Speaker 2: the vent contorted in their last moments?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, it is very funny. Apparently there's some brand
Speaker 3: of glasses called Wolverine, but they look like the readers
Speaker 3: that Logan wears in the They're like, we were part.
Speaker 2: Of we were probably one of the greatest superheroad movies
Speaker 2: of all time. We're gonna just nail ourselves a Woverine.
Speaker 3: Something I've also learned, Frank, Apparently there are Minion X Men.
Speaker 1: On Pinterest. Oh wow, you.
Speaker 3: Can buy like a little a little uh what are
Speaker 3: these called funko pops of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know what you're again for Christmas?
Speaker 3: So wow, Frank, did you ever foresee there would be
Speaker 3: so much crossover between Wolverine and Minions?
Speaker 1: Now, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2: Frank?
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna flip you put this up.
Speaker 1: Choos, So Wolverine Minions since apparently you can post anything
Speaker 1: on our figs, So.
Speaker 2: The X Men all fly out to go find to
Speaker 2: go find Rogue. I think everybody except Professor is like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I need a weekend alone I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go to this. I need this clue. Uh, I think this.
Speaker 3: Is This comes down to the Omega muting thing, right,
Speaker 3: Like they send Storm, but Storm's powers get taken immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Kurt gets to fly the jet for a
Speaker 2: little bit and he's just like, I'm becoming responsible and
Speaker 2: he's like, now I'm gonna show off for Kitty Pride
Speaker 2: because Kurt's nothing. It is not a flirt. Yes, and
Speaker 2: he zaps himself outside. He then like gets nearly taken
Speaker 2: by the wind. He banfs himself back inside. That's what
Speaker 2: they call the that's the automatopia for his things, just
Speaker 2: like Snick for Wolving's clause.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what would a minion Wolverines clause sound like.
Speaker 1: I've created a monster? Is that an anime fellow? I
Speaker 1: need a ferry fellow.
Speaker 2: That's a copy of De White People and the show.
Speaker 2: So they they arrive, Rogue is looking at trophies in
Speaker 2: what another this the football boys room, and she's like,
Speaker 2: is this me looking at herself in the mirror, look
Speaker 2: at a picture of a coolie, not her back in
Speaker 2: the mirror, back at her, And then she's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's not me. I'm gonna destroy all his trophies. And
Speaker 2: then uh, Mistique shows up and she's like, I know
Speaker 2: the X Men are coming, gonna have to make her
Speaker 2: distrustful of the X Men. So she becomes Wolverine and
Speaker 2: then like she's like, I'm the Wouverine, I'm from the
Speaker 2: X Men. I'm gonna get you, and starts making like
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't know if Mistique has ever
Speaker 2: met Wolverine. It's way funnier in my mind if she's
Speaker 2: just like, I'm sure Wolvery gonna make these dumb ook
Speaker 2: noises so like, and she.
Speaker 5: Plays everyone else so seriously, like later she'll play Scott
Speaker 5: and as Cyclops and he'll say, you know, I tried
Speaker 5: to keep calm, but I couldn't.
Speaker 1: And now you're gonna come with me.
Speaker 3: There's no vamping and cert of like, certainly no silliness.
Speaker 3: Everyone is putting disrespect on Wolverine's name.
Speaker 2: I mean, wouldn't you so like Roguest. Once again on
Speaker 2: the run, she eventually runs into Nightcrawler. She takes his powers. Yes,
Speaker 2: she starts baffing all over the place. She is enjoying herself.
Speaker 2: She's baffing around the cemetery She's like, I'm in my
Speaker 2: natural habitat. Kitty will like it, takes Kurt in her arms,
Speaker 2: looks the paieta.
Speaker 1: I didn't. It's the the pieta.
Speaker 5: You're trying to say, yeah, just crater and Kurt's bought
Speaker 5: it and also trying to force rice and seafood into
Speaker 5: his mouth.
Speaker 1: I was like, a delicious pett.
Speaker 2: That's that's a good Friday night. Oh no, they can't
Speaker 2: be Fridays. Catolics can't eat.
Speaker 1: No, you can't fishes.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh okay, right, that's why the fish is this? Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: no that I watched The Foods That Made America. I know.
Speaker 3: I just think that's so funny that you're like, right, okay,
Speaker 3: quote of reference.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 2: I recommend Next Men Evolution. I also recommend The Foods
Speaker 2: That Made America because, like they have, it's some of
Speaker 2: the funniest reenactments like Roy Krock and the watch MC
Speaker 2: call it yeah, the one he's played by Mike Keen.
Speaker 2: I forgot what the name of that movie is, but
Speaker 2: like the guy that got to play him, and The
Speaker 2: Foods that Made America is like, this could look be
Speaker 2: a wrestler and this is one moment where he sees
Speaker 2: the flay and he like takes a bite of it
Speaker 2: and he's like, yes, this is good, but it's missing something.
Speaker 2: And he dramatically takes a slice of cheese and puts
Speaker 2: it on the fish and they give it such an
Speaker 2: orchestral head John dun and I'm like, the fish is
Speaker 2: born to let Catholics will eat a McDonald's on Fridays.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: I saw a very serious play about translators during World
Speaker 3: War Two and one of the actors in it had
Speaker 3: been in Foods That Made America and I think he
Speaker 3: was in like the Twinkie episode or like the Devil
Speaker 3: Dog episode or something. And also he had played Johnny
Speaker 3: Knoxville in some other History.
Speaker 1: Channel show, and I was like, what a resume.
Speaker 2: So Rogue is still on the run. Now she's getting
Speaker 2: attacked by Storm, but like Missique, can only look like
Speaker 2: the other X men, she doesn't have their powers. So
Speaker 2: she whips like a little explosive above Kitty Pride's edge
Speaker 2: like I am Stole, I'm gonna get you, And I
Speaker 2: feel so bad for Rogue. In this episode, she's terrified.
Speaker 2: Jean Gray is there once again trying her best to help,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: Not not helping.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Eventually we get to near some power lines and
Speaker 2: one thing leads to another. Rogue takes Storm's powers and
Speaker 2: she starts floating up into the air and it's just
Speaker 2: like oh.
Speaker 3: Shit, and they're like, oh boy, she has these powers.
Speaker 3: She doesn't know how to control them. I don't think
Speaker 3: this is gonna end.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Storm has fallen into some water, so like Psyclopes
Speaker 2: is like getting in because there's some power lines. He
Speaker 2: picks up Storm. Jean Gray then lifts everyone out of
Speaker 2: the water. Why it couldn't here, she just lifts Storm alone.
Speaker 2: It'll probably be a lot less thing on her mind.
Speaker 2: But you know, these are kids. These are children's child's
Speaker 2: oldiers at the X men R. So they eventually wrote
Speaker 2: Dance Away and she ends up at this at the
Speaker 2: same school as as all the people who will terrorized her.
Speaker 2: But now she's under the sway of mystique. Who is
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if we mentioned she's the principal of
Speaker 2: the school.
Speaker 1: I mentioned that she transforms into a monster at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and but yes, she's the principal. She's very evil.
Speaker 2: So it's lot of kids. Yeah, and like what I
Speaker 2: really could have done. I mean, we're gathering everybody in
Speaker 2: this one school. Eventually, like we're gonna get Quicksilver, one
Speaker 2: of Magneto's kids. He's gonna be running around, He's going
Speaker 2: to join the brother out of Evil mutans. Eventually we
Speaker 2: get Spike, another mutant who can like produce these like
Speaker 2: bony spikes out of his arms and he loves skateboarding.
Speaker 1: Sent similar to Wolverine.
Speaker 2: But okay, uh, and like that's all like our main cast,
Speaker 2: and that that will hold us through the first season.
Speaker 2: And then the second season they got more money, so
Speaker 2: they got ever more voice actors. Yeah, and then it
Speaker 2: just the casters explodes. We got we got Boom Boom,
Speaker 2: we got Magma, we got I think Scarletich at one point,
Speaker 2: we got Jubilee, we got mister multiple Man. We're gonna
Speaker 2: get X Men all over the place. And I want
Speaker 2: to take our last few minutes and describe and one
Speaker 2: of the saddest X Men name Forget Me Not. His
Speaker 2: power is one of the worst powers because he can
Speaker 2: never have friends because the minute you don't see Forget
Speaker 2: Me Not, you forget about him.
Speaker 1: That is so sad. Why would they do that?
Speaker 2: He he like he is always there and like he'll
Speaker 2: be like a cyclops. I found out this information by Magneto.
Speaker 2: It's like, thanks forgetting me not help. Oh what's that, Jubilee?
Speaker 2: Were you?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just like it's so tragic, no wonder,
Speaker 1: he's not like one of the canon ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and they did. I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: some of my favorite X Men plot lines. There's a
Speaker 2: really good plot line, the Utopia plot line. Okay, where
Speaker 2: there I might mention before they're on an island outside
Speaker 2: of San Francisco.
Speaker 1: And yes you did.
Speaker 2: And at one point, like they're screening people who want
Speaker 2: to be on the island and there's a series of
Speaker 2: psychic clones called the Stepford Cuckoos, and they point at
Speaker 2: one book and they're like, he's not immune, he's just
Speaker 2: in blue body paint.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many people would try that rift?
Speaker 2: I mean probably a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Frig's like got me in.
Speaker 2: Yah, then let's see it, like you also got Jubilee
Speaker 2: at one point becomes a vampire.
Speaker 1: They were really trying some things.
Speaker 2: I mean it like if you look back at like
Speaker 2: so in the comics, they also talk about Kurt's powers,
Speaker 2: like Kurt's Dad is a demon and you know, and
Speaker 2: he when he bams, he's not just like here and there,
Speaker 2: he's actually like appearing in hell. He runs like a
Speaker 2: few meters ahead and then he reappears like it just
Speaker 2: like Scott's optic blasts are not just energy, they are
Speaker 2: he opens up at his anguish Yeah, he opens up
Speaker 2: a portal to another dimension that's full of kinetic energy. Okay,
Speaker 2: So like when when he hits you, it's not you're
Speaker 2: getting burned, it's like you need punched over and over again.
Speaker 2: So the fans have called it opening up a dimension,
Speaker 2: opening up the punch dimension. The Danger Room is a mutant.
Speaker 2: The Danger Room gets comes to life and is its
Speaker 2: own thing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh do you did you see Deadpool Wolverine?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, So the main batguy that is Professor X is
Speaker 2: twin sister Cassandra Nova. She's Paul just like russa X cool,
Speaker 2: but she's like evil okay, and she like changes all
Speaker 2: the X men's minds, so like she turns beast feral
Speaker 2: and she turned like reverts Wolverine to the boy he
Speaker 2: was when he was first like when he was a
Speaker 2: little kid, you know, back in like the eighteen eighties
Speaker 2: or whatever, wo or eighteen sixties he fought in the
Speaker 2: Civil War. Yeah, and he's just like, oh, like, I'm
Speaker 2: the best at what I do. And he's making those
Speaker 2: little papermen who are all like holding hands. And then
Speaker 2: like he away from the beast who's chasing him, and
Speaker 2: like a beer, Like he runs into a fridge, a
Speaker 2: beer hits in the head. He looks at he's remembers
Speaker 2: who he is. He might have also invented beer.
Speaker 1: Okay, how did they bring him back from the dead?
Speaker 2: I mean that's just X Men die all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, Like in the last storyline they
Speaker 2: were just had a resurrection machine. Yeah. Oh and then
Speaker 2: after that plot line, there's another plot line where the
Speaker 2: X Men are abducted, okay, and by this group of
Speaker 2: aliens and that like Cyclops is like, you're just to
Speaker 2: become the world breaker. Yeah, and we're gonna shoot this
Speaker 2: bullet and it's just gonna keep hitting planets, okay, because
Speaker 2: we want to showcase has how strong we are. So
Speaker 2: Kitty Pride goes into the bullet is just keeping the
Speaker 2: bullet phased constantly and like but now just gone. She's
Speaker 2: flying through space, just stuck in this thing by herself.
Speaker 2: And actually when Magneto shows up at Utopia, he brings
Speaker 2: her back. Oh and like Neilly kills him because you
Speaker 2: know he's older, but he's also just as yoked.
Speaker 1: Okay, but don't worry. He's like what is his name?
Speaker 2: J K.
Speaker 1: Simmons, Like, oh, you know who else is a mutant?
Speaker 2: Nay more.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think this is a great time.
Speaker 2: That ends my month. Thank you for joining me on
Speaker 2: X Men month. I recommend almost anything x Men except
Speaker 2: for new Muns. New Muons miss the mark too much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a depressing look into the void.
Speaker 3: For uh the first week of my birthday month, we
Speaker 3: are going to do Turtles all the Way.
Speaker 2: Down Turtle Oh okay, yeah, is that a John Green thing?
Speaker 1: It's yes, a book and then a movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right. Uh see, I always love.
Speaker 3: Like when we swatches there's yeah, they're trying to solve
Speaker 3: the mystery, not like official salutes. They're not Nancy jew sutes.
Speaker 3: Their situation yours is gonna be teens loose. No, I'm
Speaker 3: saying that this movie is teen Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love how like I'm always just like like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's my mom let's watch some Corteens. She's like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get some hard any dramas in here.
Speaker 3: This looks kind of like a comedy drama. I watched
Speaker 3: half of it. I don't know how it ends.
Speaker 2: I really hope it doesn't. Like just take the John
Speaker 2: Green dramatic nose. Jove.
Speaker 1: Yes, agreed.
Speaker 3: If you'd like to write us, you can write us
Speaker 3: at Real teen Girls Talk at gmail dot com. We
Speaker 3: have an Instagram that Frank moderates.
Speaker 2: I have a website from my writings Franklincota dot com.
Speaker 2: And guess what, I hope I can make it through
Speaker 2: my other podcast while review Decrossing with my buddy Donnie
Speaker 2: is back every other week, new.
Speaker 1: Episode, and until next week.
Speaker 2: I'm Susie Coda, my phone Coda, Team Coda