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<v Speaker 1>Here comes the Minnesota goodbye. Let's get started with an

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<v Speaker 1>email from Katie sent to Ryan Show at Katie, but

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<v Speaker 1>youbeat dot com? Are you curious to what Katie wrote?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Here she goes, Hey, friends, I had to

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<v Speaker 1>write about something. It always makes me laugh a little

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes up on the show. When you guys

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<v Speaker 1>play games on the show, you always draw names or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever out of a hat. I think it's recently turned

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<v Speaker 1>to his tyrofoam cup. It resonates with me because that's

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<v Speaker 1>how my husband and I picked both of our son's

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<v Speaker 1>names out of a hat. I'm so indecisive. That seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like the best way with our first and with our second,

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<v Speaker 1>we let our older son pick the name out of

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<v Speaker 1>a hat. It also makes for a great fun fact. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>have a happy hump Day and keep on dart licking,

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<v Speaker 1>Katie from Virginia. That's funny and that does make for

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<v Speaker 1>a great story. As you just told us just now,

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<v Speaker 1>what a weird way to choose your kid's name, right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's funny because we first named Alison Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when she came out, she didn't look like Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>She was not Heather. Heather was the baby that we pictured,

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<v Speaker 1>but here was this other baby, and so we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a name for her for a day or two,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, I remember, it came to

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<v Speaker 1>me in my sleep or just I was about to

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<v Speaker 1>take a nap in the hospital, and I thought Allison.

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<v Speaker 1>And once I came up with Alison, I knew, and

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<v Speaker 1>she is totally in Allison.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's such an interesting concept because obviously I've never

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<v Speaker 2>birthed a child, so I can't imagine like seeing a

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<v Speaker 2>child and be like, no, that is not the name

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<v Speaker 2>that fits them, like you'd think, like, how would you know?

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<v Speaker 1>You just knew? Though. I think the thing was is

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<v Speaker 1>we always said, oh, Heather's kicking, Oh, Heather's got the hiccups,

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<v Speaker 1>But when Alison came out, that was not Heather. Heather

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<v Speaker 1>was the baby that we imagined.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did her face not look like a Heather?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, Yeah, I remember. I remember she stank though,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she stank really bad, really and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the problem was, but Alison had the water

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<v Speaker 1>broke early and there was some sort of not infection,

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<v Speaker 1>but something in the and she stank really bad. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I remember we they they they did the

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<v Speaker 1>sea section. They washed her up a little bit. They said,

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<v Speaker 1>baby's got an odor. And if you're in Guino or

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<v Speaker 1>nursing or whatever, maybe you know what that means. Baby's

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<v Speaker 1>got an odor. So they wrapped her up, wash her.

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<v Speaker 1>They put her on a little cart and they take

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<v Speaker 1>her into the nursery. And I'm in the nursery, Susan

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<v Speaker 1>still getting stitched up. She had a sea section. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the nursery with little Allison, and I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>excited and happy. I don't notice anything. But the couple

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<v Speaker 1>next to us was like, you know, playing with their baby.

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<v Speaker 1>And they went and they took their baby and rolled

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<v Speaker 1>her across to the other side of the road.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>She's stunk. Yeah, I don't know what she smelled like,

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't smell anything.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good story though. I like that. My mom said,

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<v Speaker 3>when I came out, I was cross eyed. She cried

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<v Speaker 3>because she thought there was something wrong with me because

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<v Speaker 3>I had cross eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think babies come out sometimes lit cross eyed or

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<v Speaker 1>their head is smushy. So what's funny is that it

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<v Speaker 1>never went back with you. Your guys are still.

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<v Speaker 3>Cross still a little cross And I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know whether you're looking at me or looking at Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one do you normally look when you look at Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>Her left eye, that's the one he usually looks at me.

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<v Speaker 3>I look at both of you at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh, actually, Bailey, actually you're one of your best

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<v Speaker 1>features are your beautiful twinkling k eyes. Thank you wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you Katie for the email. Next one this

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<v Speaker 1>is which is from Kristen and she says, which fictional

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<v Speaker 1>Animal Friends sidekick would you choose to have in real life?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine would be Marrichute, the giant golden eagle from Rescue

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<v Speaker 1>is John under flying around and feeling so safe and free?

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<v Speaker 1>Would be Incredibles, Love you guys, slow Mode, dart Lick

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<v Speaker 1>and Action from Kristen. Mine would probably be Scooby Doo

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<v Speaker 1>because he's fun and we both love treats.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What was fictional?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Just character?

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<v Speaker 1>Animal friend or sidekick?

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<v Speaker 3>Garfield? Probably because he's a fat orange count that's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he likes to nap and eats the lasagna

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<v Speaker 1>and me too.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I would do Snoopy just because Snoopy

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<v Speaker 2>is very like happy go Lucky, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good one thank you. I appreciate that. Totally random,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love that one. Rachel writes in, this is

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<v Speaker 1>so sweet, and I wish I could show you the picture,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is very sweet. So let me describe this

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<v Speaker 1>email or read the email. Rachel writes in, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about blankets and stuffed animals from your childhood.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was about two, my grandpa gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>stuff brown dog, and I named him creatively, brown Puppy.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought that puppy with me everywhere until I was

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<v Speaker 1>probably eight or nine. He stayed in my room in

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<v Speaker 1>a special place, and he always moved with me to

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<v Speaker 1>my college dorm, my first apartment, and my now husband

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<v Speaker 1>to our first house. He has been kept in our

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<v Speaker 1>closet up until a few months ago. A few months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>our two and a half year old toddler moved to

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<v Speaker 1>a big kid bed was having trouble getting used to

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<v Speaker 1>his new bed, so I pulled brown Puppy out and

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<v Speaker 1>gave him to our toddler and said, brown Puppy was

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<v Speaker 1>mama's puppy, and he's been lonely for a really long time,

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<v Speaker 1>and he needs a new friend to play with and

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with at night. Our little boy took to it

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<v Speaker 1>so well, and now the little boy and brown puppy

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<v Speaker 1>are inseparable. It filled my heart and brings tears of

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes frequently watching him love this tough animal the

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<v Speaker 1>way I once did. I emailed a few weeks ago

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm newly pregnant. So on Monday, I had my

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<v Speaker 1>first ultrasound at eight weeks and we showed our two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half year old the ultrasound picture and he

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<v Speaker 1>ran to get Brown puppy and said, I show brown puppy.

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<v Speaker 1>I show Brown puppy. And so in the picture that

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<v Speaker 1>she attached is a picture of a little toddler holding

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<v Speaker 1>an ultrasound up to brown Puppy's nose so brown puppy

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<v Speaker 1>can see. Now I'm going to swing it around so

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<v Speaker 1>you two can see. But this is not something that

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I mean it is basically it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>toddler with brown puppy.

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<v Speaker 3>Cute. That's so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Is an adorable story, Rachel, thank you for sharing that story.

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<v Speaker 3>Brown pup puppy looks like pretty good for ware. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>he does.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Dang.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Alison had a little baby bunny and he had

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<v Speaker 1>jelly stains on him, and the bow around his neck

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<v Speaker 1>was missing, and maybe an eye was missing. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know, but brown Puppy pretty darn good show.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, teddy bear with an eye that's missing. But

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<v Speaker 3>I bought him at a garage sale when I was fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was too old, but I saw him and

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, this teddy bear has seen some things and

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<v Speaker 3>I want to take him home. He smelled like mothballs,

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<v Speaker 3>so he had to live in the garage for a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit to air out. But he still sleeps on

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<v Speaker 3>my bed. He's so stinking cute and he's like people size,

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<v Speaker 3>so you can hold him in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh aw adorable. Ah Uh, this is funny and distasteful,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna read it anyway. You ready for funny

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<v Speaker 1>and distasteful? Yeah, don't say my name. Hey guys, it's

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<v Speaker 1>been a while since I've written in I have a

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<v Speaker 1>public has surch for his announcement for everyone, wash your

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<v Speaker 1>damn butthole. My work has one single stall bathroom for

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<v Speaker 1>the four females that work there. Every time I go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom after one employee just in there, the

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<v Speaker 1>entire bathroom stinks like butt like girls. Seriously, wash your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>It should not be smelling like that every day. And no,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't just get done pooping. Otherwise I would at

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<v Speaker 1>least have the smell of shit flowers to cover up

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<v Speaker 1>that stench. That is all love you, guys. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>Wannita would have been the one to read this email

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<v Speaker 1>out loud on her weekly ramp. I will say that

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<v Speaker 1>we back in Ohio, there was we called it the

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<v Speaker 1>DJ bathroom because there was a big bathroom in the

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<v Speaker 1>office building that had to go outside down the hall

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<v Speaker 1>around the corner. Blah blah blah blah blah. But there

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<v Speaker 1>was a one unisex DJ bathroom twenty steps away from

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<v Speaker 1>the studio. But people who were not DJs would use

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<v Speaker 1>this bathroom frequently. And there was one woman. And I

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<v Speaker 1>hate to sound I hope it doesn't sound sexist at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but everybody knew that after she was in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>it was bad. And I don't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like dirty butthole or you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Kidney, or your folds kind of Stinkwell, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But you did not want to go in there after

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<v Speaker 1>her because it was and it wasn't poop. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just like a like.

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<v Speaker 3>A yes, like a like a spicy stink.

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<v Speaker 1>Not even spicy, more of like somebody clubbed you in

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<v Speaker 1>the face with a cushion baseball bat. Not a hard

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<v Speaker 1>baseball bat, yeah, but a cushion baseball bat.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, that's so gross.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's sexist at all. It means that

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<v Speaker 2>she clearly had issues. But it's funny to hear, Like

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<v Speaker 2>you can tell the difference between a poop smell and

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't wash your butthhole smell. I feel like they

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<v Speaker 2>would be pretty simpler.

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<v Speaker 3>See, Okay, this is kind of gross, but Jenny, you'll

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<v Speaker 3>probably get this that there is a difference between like

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<v Speaker 3>poop smell and then like you have your period smell. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's the smell that gets me is when you

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<v Speaker 3>go into the bathroom and you can tell whoever was

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<v Speaker 3>right before you has their period bad and hasn't wiped

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<v Speaker 3>in like a hot minute.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all new to me. I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like a very specific, like earthy, spicy stink.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you get a period, you know it, you

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<v Speaker 3>know it, and it's bad, you do know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've lived all these years of my life and I

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<v Speaker 1>never knew this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're welcome. Sorry for being correlat of things that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need to know. Moving on, Sarah writes in

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Morning Crew. First of all, Dave, I'm sorry to

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<v Speaker 1>hear about Josie. Losing a pet is so hard. Thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of you, Thank you, and thanks to anybody who's reached out.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is comforting to know that so many people

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<v Speaker 1>go through this. If we all do, if we have

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<v Speaker 1>a pet, we've been through it or we know that

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming, hopefully a long time from now. I also

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<v Speaker 1>shed a tear hearrying about Carson's baby blanket story. I

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<v Speaker 1>told the story yesterday. Carson got a baby blanket from

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<v Speaker 1>the receptionist here at the time, Kim, when he was born,

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<v Speaker 1>a little boot blue blanket, and he loved it, and

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<v Speaker 1>he carried it with him to college, to vacation. If

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<v Speaker 1>No shame. In my game picture of it is attached.

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of shredded. Yeah, that's what this blanket looks like. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it is. I mean, seriously, this looks like

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how she keeps it even round. A quick

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<v Speaker 1>I do. My dream is always some form of I

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<v Speaker 1>need to pack up and get somewhere, but I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>Or I have the one where I'm late for school. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I have dreams where I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're the worst. Yeah, I don't. I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>those like often, but I'll have those every once in

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<v Speaker 2>a while. Mine is that I don't have enough credits

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<v Speaker 2>haven't had it in a while, but I used to

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<v Speaker 2>have it pretty frequently and it's so frustrating, and I'm like, what,

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<v Speaker 2>going to graduate like on time, and now I have

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine, mine is I'm at my dad's house and it's nighttime,

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<v Speaker 3>and I have to get away from a bad guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see the bad guy ever, but I end

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<v Speaker 3>then I finally get outside, and then I just run

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<v Speaker 3>going through other people's yards to try and thwart off

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<v Speaker 2>As you wake up, Cepy, do you wake up with

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<v Speaker 2>like a heart racing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's weird because it's it doesn't feel like a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 3>It just feels like I'm running and running and running

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<v Speaker 3>away from something. But it's always at my dad's house,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's always at night time in the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a lot of dreams that take place

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<v Speaker 1>at my parents' house that I grew up in in Colorado,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know why. I mean, it's a very

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<v Speaker 1>special place to me. But like once in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be working at the radio station. But it's in

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<v Speaker 1>my old bedroom. Yeah, And for some reason, the radio

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<v Speaker 1>station's like right there and it makes total sense, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's there in my bedroom. Or it's night time and

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<v Speaker 1>I get you ready for the morning show and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm pretty thankful that I don't have like dreams

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<v Speaker 3>in general much anymore. Like I sleep pretty decently because sometimes,

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<v Speaker 3>like when you're in a bad bed, woof, you like

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<v Speaker 3>sleep and dream constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I dream constantly, but they're all mostly very comforting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Dan, Yeah, yeah, my dream all the time. I

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<v Speaker 2>are not though, I just know it's because I have anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>Last email, I was listening to older episodes of the

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<v Speaker 1>show on the iHeartRadio app. I think it was May

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<v Speaker 1>of last year. You were trying out new taglines and

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<v Speaker 1>slogans for the show, Dave. You would read them and

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<v Speaker 1>make a joke about how stupid they were. At one point,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave called Rich to joke about how terrible they were,

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<v Speaker 1>and Rich got really serious and said, say them anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>because Corporate paid a lot of money to research good

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<v Speaker 1>slogans for the show. I remember that they were just

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous slogans. I wish I still had them written down,

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<v Speaker 1>but they emailed like, say these slogans on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was something like a little burst of sunshine

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<v Speaker 1>every morning, the Dave Ryan Show popping up on your

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<v Speaker 1>radio to bring you a little joy in your life. Something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking stupid. And I would read them sarcastically, and I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I can't believe we got to read this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And Rich called in and he said, stop making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of the slogans. Our research department spend a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time and money to research these. So I would read

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<v Speaker 1>them as straight faced as I can. And then Rich

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<v Speaker 1>called later that day and said, you fucking dummy, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a joke something like that. Yeah, do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I remember it. I think this was the in

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<v Speaker 3>between time of me stubbing and me on the show,

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<v Speaker 3>so I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear any was here early.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was all a set up, Richard. Apparently you

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<v Speaker 1>and rich had written up these awful stupid taglines yep,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had to read them. But it was all

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<v Speaker 1>a joke to see whether I would fall for it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did, but I didn't, but once he chewed

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<v Speaker 1>me out, then I did what I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>do and it was a joke. Anyway, my question is

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to those lines and was Rich really upset

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<v Speaker 1>with you for calling him to make jokes about them

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<v Speaker 1>or was that part of the bit. No, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I've explained it, so now you get it. So oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, you're so funny. Minnesota, Goodbye. Send your emails

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<v Speaker 1>to Ryan's show at KADIWB dot com.