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<v Speaker 1>Lynchin, Taco Swimmy Orlandiers Rock Station one on one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. This hour brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>the NKF Surfest going on all weekends today through.

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<v Speaker 2>Monday, Coco Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you got a right there at the Westgate Pier,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the Cocoa Beach Pier. Pro surfers, amateurs, vendors,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's absolutely free to get in for the whole family.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna be out there set up tomorrow. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 3>of loading up the woody and heading over. I'd love

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<v Speaker 3>it if you came, because every year they're like, where's

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<v Speaker 3>Pat Lynch and I I look at my watch for

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<v Speaker 3>the time and I said, just getting ready to engage

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<v Speaker 3>in some college football right now. Pat's not a beach guy,

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<v Speaker 3>but trust me, more like a beach ball. If you go,

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<v Speaker 3>or if you're looking for something to do this weekend,

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<v Speaker 3>Coco Beach Surfest is amazing and it's for National Kidney Foundations,

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<v Speaker 3>so you know all proceeds are going to that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always good turnout, man, Oh, it totally is.

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<v Speaker 3>And again it's it's free to get in if you

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<v Speaker 3>want to go out there with buddies or your girlfriends,

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<v Speaker 3>or your family. Everybody's welcome and it's a really fun

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<v Speaker 3>occasion all weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>All let's begin in India, a thirty two year old

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<v Speaker 1>man is no longer with us after accepting a dare

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<v Speaker 1>by his friends.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>They offered to buy him in auto rickshaw with those

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<v Speaker 1>little motorized jitneys.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that's what's a jitney rickshaws. It's like a

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<v Speaker 2>little buggies. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They offered to buy him a new one and give

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<v Speaker 1>it to him if he'd sit on a box of

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<v Speaker 1>fireworks that they set off. He had had a few,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess with the uh, you're gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>fool with the inspiration and thought of getting a self

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new auto rickshaw, sat on the box it

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<v Speaker 1>ignited he well, shall we say exodus? Each left?

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<v Speaker 2>So back to the auto rickshaw.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing that's like you know, e bikes, like the

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<v Speaker 3>electronic bikes and rickshaw.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's electric or something. They're motorized.

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<v Speaker 1>There. They're little wagons that you know picture like those

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<v Speaker 1>what are those called downtown where they pedal you pedal files? No,

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<v Speaker 1>not no, no, no, not that pedal. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about you can you know, Okay, I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what it is, Pat, It's exactly what I said.

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<v Speaker 3>The one that you're talking about motorized would be just

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<v Speaker 3>like an e bike auto rickshaw. So it's an electric rickshaw,

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<v Speaker 3>is how we'd say it here.

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<v Speaker 2>In the States. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So then he sat on a box of fireworks and

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<v Speaker 3>they let him off and then blew them up.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a bunch of mortars.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably it sounds like it might have been one of

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<v Speaker 1>those nice variety packs that you get around the fireworks

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<v Speaker 1>type holidays.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, that rickshaw looked really good, so you can dream

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<v Speaker 3>about that in after whatever it is, yeah, in India.

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<v Speaker 3>But dude sitting on you know, you know the ones

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<v Speaker 3>if they have multiple mortars in them, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>mortars go up, it's like yeah, boom and then it's boom.

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<v Speaker 3>It's two bow blow ups. That means he must have

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<v Speaker 3>gotten a many times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the minimum. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, let's head over to Clearwater. I was very

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<v Speaker 1>tempted to hit the Florida Man theme song here, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't because it's a dude from Pennsylvania who's responsible

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<v Speaker 1>for this caper. Uh yeah, twenty seven year old uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Still, it's in Clearwater, which is the zone of crazy

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<v Speaker 3>at Rain Nightclub spelled r E I g N at nightclub.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a strip club. I've seen it before.

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<v Speaker 3>Clearwater is a great area, by the way, I've gone

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<v Speaker 3>there many times with the family.

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<v Speaker 2>Their water is very clear. Yes, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a Christine Beaches. It's a great a great alternative.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're looking at Okay, I'm gonna do East Coast.

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<v Speaker 3>I do that all the time. You can do West

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<v Speaker 3>Coast as well. We have book But I've driven by

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<v Speaker 3>that Rain Nightclub didn't look like something i'd want to

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<v Speaker 3>Really what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty seven year old Pennsylvania man named Mohammed Abdullah A

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<v Speaker 1>Laban was in Rain earlier this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he making it?

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<v Speaker 1>Rain bought a forty dollars lap dance you know, champagne

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<v Speaker 1>room special gimmick about to forty five in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and he split without paying for the lapper.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam arrested. This was the lap dance larceny you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I see a picture of that dude, because I

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<v Speaker 2>see you have one over there. GD idiots is what

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<v Speaker 2>he is.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, he's got the he's got the pervy mustache and.

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<v Speaker 2>He's down here from Pa. You know, probably just pay

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<v Speaker 2>the forty bucks, bro, dude, Yeah, what are you even

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<v Speaker 2>doing in there if you don't cut any cash? Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>don't they I mean, come on, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, they do have you pay after. I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 3>don't they have to have you pay ahead? But no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's after.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you they changed that policy now. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>The old days of lollipops when we did Stripper Thursday

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<v Speaker 3>on this show decades ago, well, we were very immature.

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<v Speaker 2>Take the fifth on that.

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<v Speaker 3>We're very immature, and they'd have us. We've we have

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<v Speaker 3>grown leaps and bounds in our maturity. Uh honey, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we have, so we would they we'd go out to

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<v Speaker 3>different places and do Stripper Thursday live like once a

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<v Speaker 3>month or so, and lollipops in Cocoa Beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Wowsers.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, that was some uh silly times out there, Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, play the fifth, it was. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it was solid. We were married and everything was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to each other. No, and we don't, for the record,

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<v Speaker 1>vacation together either.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Everybody asks.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody texted in at two two five, two six about

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<v Speaker 3>the fireworks he had a butt load.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no doubt it is.

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<v Speaker 3>There are not enough intoxic intoxicants to sit on a

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<v Speaker 3>box of fireworks. Seriously, you have to say somebody. Everybody's

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<v Speaker 3>texting in petticab. That was the term I was saying,

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<v Speaker 3>that's it, thank you. Those are gonna be all over

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<v Speaker 3>this weekend with DC going on. People on there just

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<v Speaker 3>melting their minds in the back of a petticab going whoa,

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<v Speaker 3>I talked water, I quit focusing on the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool. Look, you know what I'm saying. Everybody's very thirsty

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<v Speaker 2>at that event.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be standing outside the fan selling it, pushing

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<v Speaker 3>it through and saying, look, how much was water in there?

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<v Speaker 3>A four dollars, eight dollars right here. I took an

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<v Speaker 3>uber two years ago in the midst of DC. Right

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<v Speaker 3>I was coming home from an appearance or something that

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<v Speaker 3>we had and I took an uber and this guy said,

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<v Speaker 3>you should have seen earlier. He drove, he said, He said,

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two year olds drove him out to the to

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<v Speaker 3>the theme park area. They were from Miami, all four

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<v Speaker 3>of nude coming from the.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, coming from DC. Now, do you ladies have clothes

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<v Speaker 2>something happened to them.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the night before actually, and I got in

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<v Speaker 3>there and I'm thinking, wait, there were four naked ladies

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<v Speaker 3>in this car last night. And he's like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 3>old pervert, you know. And he's like, oh, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying not to look. And then I'm adjusted

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, Okay, just stop talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Lamar Odom who used to be married to Chloe Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he had some really big issues. Yeah he's worked there,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's cool now, right. He was touring a sex

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<v Speaker 3>doll factory in Las Vegas. Is a sex doll factory.

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<v Speaker 3>He ordered one in the like likeness of his ex Chloe,

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<v Speaker 3>one of the.

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<v Speaker 1>More popular ones, biggest, biggest, more can you ask for?

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<v Speaker 2>She's bad. He's a shape like a woman. I can

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<v Speaker 2>see her.

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<v Speaker 3>Thighs, look at the look at the ankle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy because it looks like she got blood running

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<v Speaker 1>through her veins right here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, am I going crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine how much you've loved shopping for her lamor? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this will make me probably get in the woman's fashion too.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is the lady in the background talking to him?

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<v Speaker 3>The doll factory. She's just the salesperson. They know he's

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<v Speaker 3>got jack and uh, well that's.

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<v Speaker 2>All of them are.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember he was at the Bunny Ranch. They found out

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<v Speaker 3>at the Buddy Range. I think he was on a

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<v Speaker 3>four day bender or something. Clearly a horny individual.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong. Music is perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone that disagrees with you probably smells bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Jr. R