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Speaker 1: the NKF Surfest going on all weekends today through.
Speaker 2: Monday, Coco Beach.
Speaker 3: Hey, you got a right there at the Westgate Pier,
Speaker 3: you know, the Cocoa Beach Pier. Pro surfers, amateurs, vendors,
Speaker 3: and it's absolutely free to get in for the whole family.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be out there set up tomorrow. I'm thinking
Speaker 3: of loading up the woody and heading over. I'd love
Speaker 3: it if you came, because every year they're like, where's
Speaker 3: Pat Lynch and I I look at my watch for
Speaker 3: the time and I said, just getting ready to engage
Speaker 3: in some college football right now. Pat's not a beach guy,
Speaker 3: but trust me, more like a beach ball. If you go,
Speaker 3: or if you're looking for something to do this weekend,
Speaker 3: Coco Beach Surfest is amazing and it's for National Kidney Foundations,
Speaker 3: so you know all proceeds are going to that.
Speaker 2: It's always good turnout, man, Oh, it totally is.
Speaker 3: And again it's it's free to get in if you
Speaker 3: want to go out there with buddies or your girlfriends,
Speaker 3: or your family. Everybody's welcome and it's a really fun
Speaker 3: occasion all weekend.
Speaker 1: All let's begin in India, a thirty two year old
Speaker 1: man is no longer with us after accepting a dare
Speaker 1: by his friends.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: They offered to buy him in auto rickshaw with those
Speaker 1: little motorized jitneys.
Speaker 2: You know that's what's a jitney rickshaws. It's like a
Speaker 2: little buggies. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: They offered to buy him a new one and give
Speaker 1: it to him if he'd sit on a box of
Speaker 1: fireworks that they set off. He had had a few,
Speaker 1: and I guess with the uh, you're gonna be a
Speaker 1: fool with the inspiration and thought of getting a self
Speaker 1: a brand new auto rickshaw, sat on the box it
Speaker 1: ignited he well, shall we say exodus? Each left?
Speaker 2: So back to the auto rickshaw.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing that's like you know, e bikes, like the
Speaker 3: electronic bikes and rickshaw.
Speaker 2: This one's electric or something. They're motorized.
Speaker 1: There. They're little wagons that you know picture like those
Speaker 1: what are those called downtown where they pedal you pedal files? No,
Speaker 1: not no, no, no, not that pedal. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you can you know, Okay, I see it.
Speaker 2: So what it is, Pat, It's exactly what I said.
Speaker 3: The one that you're talking about motorized would be just
Speaker 3: like an e bike auto rickshaw. So it's an electric rickshaw,
Speaker 3: is how we'd say it here.
Speaker 2: In the States. Okay.
Speaker 3: So then he sat on a box of fireworks and
Speaker 3: they let him off and then blew them up.
Speaker 2: So there's a bunch of mortars.
Speaker 1: Probably it sounds like it might have been one of
Speaker 1: those nice variety packs that you get around the fireworks
Speaker 1: type holidays.
Speaker 3: Man, that rickshaw looked really good, so you can dream
Speaker 3: about that in after whatever it is, yeah, in India.
Speaker 3: But dude sitting on you know, you know the ones
Speaker 3: if they have multiple mortars in them, you know what
Speaker 3: mortars go up, it's like yeah, boom and then it's boom.
Speaker 3: It's two bow blow ups. That means he must have
Speaker 3: gotten a many times.
Speaker 2: It's the minimum. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, let's head over to Clearwater. I was very
Speaker 1: tempted to hit the Florida Man theme song here, but
Speaker 1: I can't because it's a dude from Pennsylvania who's responsible
Speaker 1: for this caper. Uh yeah, twenty seven year old uh.
Speaker 3: Still, it's in Clearwater, which is the zone of crazy
Speaker 3: at Rain Nightclub spelled r E I g N at nightclub.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a strip club. I've seen it before.
Speaker 3: Clearwater is a great area, by the way, I've gone
Speaker 3: there many times with the family.
Speaker 2: Their water is very clear. Yes, I know.
Speaker 3: It is a Christine Beaches. It's a great a great alternative.
Speaker 3: And you're looking at Okay, I'm gonna do East Coast.
Speaker 3: I do that all the time. You can do West
Speaker 3: Coast as well. We have book But I've driven by
Speaker 3: that Rain Nightclub didn't look like something i'd want to
Speaker 3: Really what happened?
Speaker 1: Twenty seven year old Pennsylvania man named Mohammed Abdullah A
Speaker 1: Laban was in Rain earlier this week.
Speaker 2: Is he making it?
Speaker 1: Rain bought a forty dollars lap dance you know, champagne
Speaker 1: room special gimmick about to forty five in the morning,
Speaker 1: and he split without paying for the lapper.
Speaker 2: Adam arrested. This was the lap dance larceny you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Can I see a picture of that dude, because I
Speaker 2: see you have one over there. GD idiots is what
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's got the he's got the pervy mustache and.
Speaker 2: He's down here from Pa. You know, probably just pay
Speaker 2: the forty bucks, bro, dude, Yeah, what are you even
Speaker 2: doing in there if you don't cut any cash? Hey,
Speaker 2: don't they I mean, come on, man.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they do have you pay after. I was thinking,
Speaker 3: don't they have to have you pay ahead? But no,
Speaker 3: it's after.
Speaker 2: I bet you they changed that policy now. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: The old days of lollipops when we did Stripper Thursday
Speaker 3: on this show decades ago, well, we were very immature.
Speaker 2: Take the fifth on that.
Speaker 3: We're very immature, and they'd have us. We've we have
Speaker 3: grown leaps and bounds in our maturity. Uh honey, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we have, so we would they we'd go out to
Speaker 3: different places and do Stripper Thursday live like once a
Speaker 3: month or so, and lollipops in Cocoa Beach.
Speaker 2: Wowsers.
Speaker 3: Dude, that was some uh silly times out there, Pat.
Speaker 2: Like I said, play the fifth, it was. I mean,
Speaker 2: it was solid. We were married and everything was good.
Speaker 1: Not to each other. No, and we don't, for the record,
Speaker 1: vacation together either.
Speaker 2: No. Everybody asks.
Speaker 3: Somebody texted in at two two five, two six about
Speaker 3: the fireworks he had a butt load.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no doubt it is.
Speaker 3: There are not enough intoxic intoxicants to sit on a
Speaker 3: box of fireworks. Seriously, you have to say somebody. Everybody's
Speaker 3: texting in petticab. That was the term I was saying,
Speaker 3: that's it, thank you. Those are gonna be all over
Speaker 3: this weekend with DC going on. People on there just
Speaker 3: melting their minds in the back of a petticab going whoa,
Speaker 3: I talked water, I quit focusing on the water.
Speaker 2: Cool. Look, you know what I'm saying. Everybody's very thirsty
Speaker 2: at that event.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be standing outside the fan selling it, pushing
Speaker 3: it through and saying, look, how much was water in there?
Speaker 3: A four dollars, eight dollars right here. I took an
Speaker 3: uber two years ago in the midst of DC. Right
Speaker 3: I was coming home from an appearance or something that
Speaker 3: we had and I took an uber and this guy said,
Speaker 3: you should have seen earlier. He drove, he said, He said,
Speaker 3: twenty two year olds drove him out to the to
Speaker 3: the theme park area. They were from Miami, all four
Speaker 3: of nude coming from the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coming from DC. Now, do you ladies have clothes
Speaker 2: something happened to them.
Speaker 3: It was the night before actually, and I got in
Speaker 3: there and I'm thinking, wait, there were four naked ladies
Speaker 3: in this car last night. And he's like, oh, this
Speaker 3: old pervert, you know. And he's like, oh, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying not to look. And then I'm adjusted
Speaker 3: and I was like, Okay, just stop talking.
Speaker 1: Lamar Odom who used to be married to Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had some really big issues. Yeah he's worked there,
Speaker 3: but he's cool now, right. He was touring a sex
Speaker 3: doll factory in Las Vegas. Is a sex doll factory.
Speaker 3: He ordered one in the like likeness of his ex Chloe,
Speaker 3: one of the.
Speaker 1: More popular ones, biggest, biggest, more can you ask for?
Speaker 2: She's bad. He's a shape like a woman. I can
Speaker 2: see her.
Speaker 3: Thighs, look at the look at the ankle.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because it looks like she got blood running
Speaker 1: through her veins right here.
Speaker 2: And I have this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: By the way, am I going crazy?
Speaker 2: Imagine how much you've loved shopping for her lamor? Yeah,
Speaker 2: this will make me probably get in the woman's fashion too.
Speaker 2: Who is the lady in the background talking to him?
Speaker 3: The doll factory. She's just the salesperson. They know he's
Speaker 3: got jack and uh, well that's.
Speaker 2: All of them are.
Speaker 3: Remember he was at the Bunny Ranch. They found out
Speaker 3: at the Buddy Range. I think he was on a
Speaker 3: four day bender or something. Clearly a horny individual.
Speaker 2: Wrong. Music is perfect.
Speaker 3: Anyone that disagrees with you probably smells bad.
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